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September 5, 2025 • 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about Eagles DT Jalen Carter getting ejected from the NFL opener for spitting on Dak Prescott, how coach Nick Sirianni should be feeling about the Eagles after this win, the 65-minute lightning delay, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Knock, knock, who's there? That would be a spitter? That's
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Check that out. But here in our number two talking

(00:20):
about that game last night. Did Eagles defensive tackle Jalen
Carter deserve to be kicked out of the NFL opener
for spitting when it was determined that it was a
retaliatory retaliatory piece of phlegm that flew back from Jalen Carter? Also,
how should coach Nick Serianni be feeling about the Eagles
after they won barely over the Cowboys? And what did

(00:42):
you make of the sixty five minute lightning delay during
the Eagles Cowboys game? Will discuss that as well, all
of it right now, right here in your ears. It's
a little thing I call our number two the loogie
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Speaker 2 (02:26):
Be.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
So I was talking in one of our production meetings.
We have a lot of production meetings. We have a
table read during the day. We don't just show up
here and roll in and do the show. There's a
lot that goes into it, a lot that goes into it.
I'm so lucky to have a job. I'm I'm I
guess I'm middle aged, maybe a little older than that.
Now I'm getting older and I have a job where

(02:48):
I talk about people spitting and I get paid for it.
I mean, what a great world we live in. So
I leave this hour is from Philadelphia. The Eagles held
off the Cowboys and they Dallas there Delaware Valley game
that ended after midnight in Philly because of long delay.
We'll talk more about that in a minute because of

(03:09):
the lightning. But the story within the story happened before
the first snap from scrimmage. So if you saw this
or were listening to it on the radio. If you're blind,
you didn't see it, but you heard about on the radio.
Perhaps you missed it though, if you were not paying attention.
So Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter. Didn't this guy have
a reputation in college of being a hothead. Well, he's

(03:30):
been a boy scout for the most part in the NFL,
but not on this night. Jalen Carter, the Eagles defensive tackle.
He did not play a down, not a down before
he was ejected. Get out of here, go take a shower.
You're done, go right now. This happened during an injury timeout.
Injury timeout after the kickoff, one of the Eagles special

(03:52):
teams players was all mangled and messed up, and what
a way to start the year. And the Cowboys offense
was on the field. They were huddled up when Jalen
Carter went over there, there was an interaction with Dakota Prescott.
Carter ended up being caught on candid camera spatting a lugi,
a big juicy lougie, right at Cowboy quarterback dak Prescott,

(04:15):
before turning and leaving the scene of the crime. Now,
Prescott motioned to the official who was standing right there
and flagged and immediately throughout Jalen Carter. You must protect
quarterbacks from lugi's at all costs. Well, later on there
was a bruder film like coverage, frame by frame breakdowns,
and it turns out there was a second spinner. There

(04:39):
was a second spinner, and that spitter was Dakota Prescott.
O MG. So Dakscott, we came to learn after the fact,
he had spit some fhlem, not a full lougie, more
fhlem right there on the ground in front of Jalen Carter.
Now that led to some sikaphan to the rain interesting

(05:00):
members of the Philadelphia fandom who may or may not
be related to Fats in Philadelphia who lit himself on
fire for our show during the pandemic. They said, well,
the ref's overreacted. This was a spit versus spit, eye
for an eye, spit for a spit, lugi for a loogi.
This guy should not have been should not have been ejected.

(05:21):
It's a bad job by the referees. So that's a
good jumping off point. Let us discuss now the question
did did the Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter deserve to
be kicked out of the NFL opener for spitting on
the Cowboys quarterback? So I have my observations. I've got

(05:43):
weird science, arcade and burpies, okay, and we'll combine all
of these things together and we are gonna make you
a Babushka's favorite sugar cookies is what we're going to make. Absolutely,
So before we get fully into this, let's get some flavor.
We have some audio postgame audio from the scene of
the crime there in Philadelphia on a rainy night in

(06:07):
the city of brotherly love. Let's start out with Nick Sirianni.
Everyone's got a take on this logie. So here is
Eagles coach Nick Sirianni. I'm sure he's gonna rip Jaalen Carter,
but here's the Eagles coach his take on what happened.
To take a listen.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna keep all our conversations and all my
disciplinary things in house. Oh we got to do to
fix it as coaches?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Is it something where you might take disciplinary action.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Against Jalen again. I will keep everything in house, and
we will we will. Uh, you won't ever get that
from me. We' will we will. Everything will always be
handled in house, just like private conversations.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That I have with players.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
None of that, none of that will ever be out
to you, guys.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Of course, it's unless it's on NFL films and then
it'll be broadcast. But we can't do that anymore. They've ruined,
they've ruined hard knocks and things like that because the
players are so soft and the coach is apparently soft too.
That's not like a soft coach to me. A real
doesn't a real leader. Doesn't a real leader come out
and say this is embarrassing. I'm gonna you know, this
guy's I'm gonna punish his ass, not Nick Sirianni, what

(07:07):
a coward. All right, here's Dak Prescott. We learned he
was the first spinner. Here's the code of Prescott's take
on spitgate. Take a listen.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I probably spent a thousand times throughout the game, I mean,
especially a game day, maybe even in general, and something
I'm I guess I'm not proud of. But in that case,
he was trolling. I guess you could say, trying to
mess with Tyler Booker. I was just looking at him.
I was right here about the two linemen, and I
guess I needed to spit and I wasn't gonna spind
on my liman, and I just spit ahead. But I
would say he was back there where Joely was in

(07:37):
that sense, and he asked, or he goes, you're trying
to spin on me, And at that point, I mean,
I felt like like like he was insulting me, like
I don't I wouldn't spin on somebody. I'm damn sure
not trying to spin on you. They we're about to
play a game.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
So that was his way of saying, I'm a better
person than that other guy because I don't spit on
people that guy spit on me. Let's do the math
on that. How about this, Dak Prescott says he spits
a thousand times day, So three hundred and sixty five
days a year. That means Dak Prescott spits three hundred
and sixty five thousand dollars three and sixty five thousand times,
not dollars he gets paid that probably per day, but

(08:11):
three hundred sixty five thousand loogis per day per year.
That's a lot. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Let's hear from the man of the hour though, a
player that was ejected before the first play from scrimmage,
Jalen Carter, what do you have to say for yourself?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
I heard the rough talking and then I heard him
say this is a tusso bo offense or something like that.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's what I knew. Did you have a conversation with
Nick and So with a he what kind of message
did he?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Hey, I didn't have a conversation yet, I'm not going
to have that conversation.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
They had to focus on the game. Still. I don't
want to be strapping from the game you know, are.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
You're worried about dess spending new people?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I get, you know that text what I call and
buy a conversation that will have that name.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You know, I walked off the field calmly. I was
not mad. I was pretty much. I couldn't really do
nothing else. You know.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
The rough decision is the rough decision, the situation when
things started to come out and you started seeing thing even.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
That, you can go off that, but I don't got none.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
To say about it, even though, all right, I got
a lot of ambient noise there in the locker room
from Jaalen Carter. So again, the question that we jumped
off on was eagle defensive tackle Jaalen Carter. Did he
deserve to be kicked out considering that he retaliated after
Dak Prescott spit first. So absolutely, one thousand percent, Jaalen

(09:28):
Carter deserved to be kicked out. You cannot do that
in twenty twenty five. It is not nineteen seventy five.
Back when I was younger, I used to watch these
NFL films documentaries, back when they were good. Was a
mom and pop operation, and there were guys gouging player's eyes,
twisting face mask, leg whipping was going on, tripping, spitting hell.
Some of them were practically biting each other's fingers off.

(09:52):
Back then, it was thunderdome. Today it's weird science. Today,
it's where it suns. Everything is under the PC microscope
of your corporate overlords at the NFL. There are cameras
in every crevice of the field and your body. Dak
Prescott did spit, but he's spat on the ground. Spoiler alert.

(10:13):
That is allowed. It is allowed. Dirt is fair game.
Now someday there'll be a lawyer that represents dirt and
will sue and say, well, dirt has feelings. You can't
spin on dirt. And then some other dumb people will
support the lawyer who supports the dirt, and then there'll
be a fund of money to pay for the dirt.

(10:34):
But we're not at that point yet. Give us a
few years. So Dak Prescott spit first, but he who
spits second gets caught. Plus, you can't be out there
hawking loogies on people like you're a caveman. Right. It's disgusting,
it's inconsiderate, it's rude. You're not the hawk to a girl.

(10:56):
Stop it, knock it off. What's wrong with you? He
hitting it in that fuck dude and spit on that night. Yeah,
nobody wants to see that on the field. Now, maybe
in some other environments they want to see that, but
not on the field. Okay, nobody wants to hear that
sound on the field either. That man makes your skin crawl.
And I don't know what they're teaching today, but when
I was in kindergarten, kindergarten, I was taught. I was taught, now,

(11:19):
keep your bodily fluids to yourself. This is the NFL opener.
It's not some middle school locker room, Pop Warner All
Star team or anything like that. It's Neanderthal stuff. You
got seventy thousand whatever fans there in Philadelphia, millions of
people pretending to pay attention, watching on television, and Jalen
Carter decides it's time to unload his sinuses onto another

(11:40):
human being. Now, it's not there was cartoon I used
to like called the Flintstones. You're not Fred Flintstone there
spitting off the side of a dinosaur crane. You're not
doing that. It's the NFL. Everyone's watching in high def.
Everyone's watching. And again, the whole neanderthal thing. Stop acting
like Captain Caveman. It's gross, it's stupid, and chose a

(12:02):
complete lack of understanding of what you can and cannot do.
And also like the whole opponent thing and sportsmanship and
all that. Now, listen, if you want to be a
tough guy, go out there and just dominate the line
of scrimmage. But hawking a loogie does not necessarily work.
And who in their right mind thinks they're going to

(12:22):
be able to get away with that? Right? And then
who thinks that's a power move power move power move
to do that. It's not very intimidating, it's not. It's
kind of like back when I was playing in the
in the sandbox. You know, you're throwing sand in the
sandbox when you don't get your way. Well, that's not
good either. You're not supposed to do that. You're not
supposed to throw sand in the sandbox. You shouldn't accept

(12:44):
this sandbox. The NFL sandbox is different. The sandbox does
not have fifteen thousand cameras, replay officials, one hundred million
dollar broadcast deals attached to it. So Jalen Carter keep
your phlem to yourself all right now, page So, how
should coach Nick Sirianni. Mister, I'm gonna keep it in

(13:05):
the house. I'm not gonna say anything. How should coach
Nick Sirianni be feeling about the Eagles after they won
this game? Cowboys won the statuet, Eagles won the game.
So on my scorecard, I wrote down concern capital C
concern capital CEE. If I'm the Eagles here, you can
be in denials. Oh we're the champs. Man be a

(13:27):
total meathead fan and not live in the real world.
But I live in the real world, and as an
objective voice of reason overnight, there are problems in Philadelphia.
There are problems with that Philadelphia Eagle team, and let
me tell you why. I'll explain how I came to
that conclusion. Dallas is a middling football team. Is that

(13:50):
an accurate statement? I'm nod in my head. Yes, I
think you're nodding your head. Yes, du Dallas is not
expected to be a playoff team, and yet it took
their one hundred million dollars wide out Ceedee Lamb to
have multiple dunderhead plays where he could have made a
play and should have made a play for one hundred

(14:11):
million dollar receiver and he blew it. That is not
what a Super Bowl contender looks like. Barely beating a
team like the Cowboys right in the arcade the Birds.
If you go into the arcade, the Birds played like
a bunch of undisciplined, angry birds. Jalen Carter getting tossed
for spitting is the Dictionary definition of self sabagee Well, duck, dude,

(14:33):
it first, okay, Nolan Smith taunting penalty that happened later,
the roughing the passer call, same story. Emotion, the raw emotion,
boiling over without control. Playing with fire is good. We
all like that. It's more fun when our athletes play
with fire. Playing like a wildfire, generally speaking, is bad.
But what do I know. I just do the Overnight Show.

(14:55):
It's like the Eagles went out there and said, how
many dumb ways can we try to hand this game
back to Dallas? And they almost did it. They almost
did it. And Nick Sirianni, that dope. Sirianni's standing over
there chewing his gum like it's just another walkthrough at
Eagles practice on a Wednesday or something like that. Like, dude,

(15:16):
you're either coaching that crap to happen, or you're allowing
it to happen. And based on the way Sirianni carries
himself in some of his interactions, I'm guessing he's coaching
them to play like that, right. It's not that he's
allowing it to happen. He's coaching them to play like that, undisciplined, reckless,
and they got lucky, right, And that's generally not a

(15:37):
great recipe for long term success against a average to
below average Dallas Cowboy football team with Shatzi as the coach,
Brian Schottenheimer. Now, final point, let's get to the weather
report in the corner of the room. What did you
make of the sixty five minute lightning delay during the

(15:59):
Eagle Cowboy game that caused the game to end up
after midnight in Philly. So I'm of the mindset here.
I'll get into this. I realize this is not new,
It's been happening for a number of years now, but
it's still I'm of the age where it still annoys me.
I wrote down burpies on this one. I wrote down burpies.

(16:20):
As in the sky burped. It's okay, the sky burped.
There was lightning within six miles and suddenly it becomes
a hostage situation on the concourse at the stadium there
in Philadelphia. Your fans are running and trying to duck
for cover. And we know why this happens. We've been
through this before. It's all because of the lawyers. It's
always because of the lawyers, right, the NFL. They they've

(16:43):
got more liability clauses the NFL. Then there are plays
in that West Coast offense. You think Roger Goodell's really
worried about player safety. No, right, it's not worried about that.
What Goodell and more importantly, what the lawyers are worried about.
They're worried about Tommy the tank, the four hundred and
fifty pound person sitting in section three twelve getting zapped,

(17:06):
getting charbroiled by lightning, and then his family because he'll
be dead, his family suing the NFL for eighty million
dollars in a share of the television revenue. That's what
they're worried about. They're not worried about the person getting
hit by lightning. They're worried about the lawsuit. So the shield,
which when it was a mom and pop, they you know,
I have time change and all that. No one wants

(17:27):
to get hit by lightning. We don't want anyone to
get by lightning. But it is quite the juxtaposition that
has taking place in my lifetime. When it was a
mom and pop business, it was like gritty. It was
I got to get the game in, Gotta get the
game in. And it was neither snow nor rain nor
gloom of night. It was the postal creed, either snow
nor rain nor gloom of night. And the NFL seemed

(17:49):
to adopt that for a long time. At lambeau Field
in December, Soldier Field in a blizzard. Got to play
the game. Got to play the game, you know, Buffalo
Lake Effect, Gotta play the game. Gotta play the game.
Guys playing with Frostbite concussions, Gotta play the game. Gotta
play the game. Now. Now it's let's go grab some
snacks and we'll wait and we'll see what the doppler

(18:12):
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(19:18):
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and keep the little engine that could motoring around the mountain,
around the mountain. We come back to it all right,
back to it, a full mall of monologue, mostly about spitting.
You don't get that content elsewhere, but you got it here. Congratulations,
you were a witness to the hot spit talk, the
hot spit talk late night drug. Yes, Loraina, Yes, Loreina

(22:16):
has a question.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Yes, what is the best spit you've ever spat?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
The best?

Speaker 10 (22:23):
Guy?

Speaker 9 (22:24):
I feel like you guys spit a lot, So what's
your best spit spat?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Well, someone say that I spit every time I talk
into the microphone. They can hear me me spitting. But
you you have to be a little sick for me
the proper, because you need the right amount of loogie,
like a big giant ball of phlegm. Yeah, you need
to have some allergy sickness.

Speaker 10 (22:45):
Going on in order to get the right coop, right viscosity.
And without the right viscosity, you can't get the distance.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, it gets too watered down. And if you're just
a little sick but not too sick, if you're just
a little sick. I was back in high school and
there was I remember It was after football practice and
I was a little under the weather and I played,
you know, I was playing much. I was a bad
football player, but I played football, and I had a
little bit of a sinus of infection and I spit

(23:14):
a lugi about the size of a like a gumball. No, yeah,
I was like, that was like the gold st I'd
never been able to do that again. It was a
one time thing, was one off, but I remember that
it was about the size of a gumball you'd get.
They used to have these things at grocery stores. You
put a couple of quarters in, they'd spit a little
gumball up. Yeah, it was about that. So actually, do

(23:35):
they still have those? Yes, they still have them.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Really, I'll never look at it the same now, Thank you, Ben.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, all right, what about you, Lorena? You want to
share with the class a great spitting story you have
a Yeah, I've.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
Never been a great spinner. So I've been raised with
boys and they used to have spitting competitions and my
brother used to pin me down and like hawk alugi
and dangle it over my face. You're like, like he
released it right, so it's like it slowly dripped towards
me and then he'd suck it back up.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, Lorena is actually she was raised by Neanderthals. But yeah,
all right, but I can't. I can't spit.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
No, I'm really bad at it. I don't even try.
Besides what I'm brushing my teeth.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
There are differences between the sexes, Lorena. Women are good
some things that men are not at, and vice versa.
Men very good at farting, although I think there's some
women that could fart pretty well. And spitting Loogi's also tremendous.
Somebody sent me an email. Is it true, Lorena, that
I jinxed you? Somebody sent me an email saying that
I jinxed you in terms of law enforcement? Is that accurate, Lorena?

(24:33):
I can you expand on that?

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Ben?

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Do you remember when you were like, wow, Lorena, you
don't have your plates on your car. I can't believe
that you haven't been pulled over for these non plates?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh yes, yes, yes, because I saw I was driving
into the studio and you happen to be in front
of me. And the only reason I knew because you
kind of have a car that you'd admit is kind
of there's a lot of that type of car on
the road right, it's not so it doesn't necessarily stand out.
And I noticed it was you because you don't have
plates on your car. So I was like, oh, that
must be Lorraina. And then I brought that up just

(25:06):
casually in passing. I was like, because every other car
has to have these temporary plates when you give you buy.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
A new car, But in Oregon, they just let you
keep the dealership plates on and they give you a
piece of paper to go in your window.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
So yeah, which is what they used to do here too.
They used to do that here.

Speaker 9 (25:22):
I had not been pulled over the past two months
that I've had this car, okay, And in the past
week since you said this, I have been pulled over
three times.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Wow. So I put the waymie on the car.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
And the cops assume my car is stolen. So they've
been coming up, like.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Put your hands up where I consume them and window.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
I feel like you usually get your like actual plates
within two months of buying.

Speaker 9 (25:50):
I have my plates in my truck. Okay, Okay, listen, listen,
I did a plate transfer. So even though I have them,
until it is certified by the DMV, they cannot go
on my car or that is a ticket because they're
not registered to that car. So I have to wait.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Because no one's gonna who the cops are gonna sit
there and search out of state plates.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
I told the cop that the last one that pulled
me over. I was like, should I just put the
plates on my car? He's like, yeah, because then people
won't even question you exactly, and I'm like it, oh yeah,
And I still haven't done it. I still have the
green ones, okay, but tickets none of them were ticketable.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Offensive are you worried about like red light tickets? Because
I think in California those don't stand up in court.
They can't give you a red light ticket, won't police
officer to be there. So I believe that.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Can I go down the fast track lane and not
have to worry about it because I don't have a
license plate?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Well, I used to work with a guy I will
not say his name, Coop knows who he is, who
is driven in the car pool lane for fifteen years
and gotten one ticket. Roberto. I'm not saying any names here,
but the person has driven in in the car poolane
and they say they did the cost benefit of that
and how much time. They said, now, you should not
do this, but this person's done it, and they said
it only cost them like pennies a day to do it.

(27:08):
So Mark says, the best spit in the face in
the sports world was when Vince McMahon took the title
away from Brett to hitman Heart in Montreal. That was
the Montreal screw job. Right there, you go, Mark and Queens. Now,
there was also another one. Roberto Alomar, Robbie a baseball
player Hall of Famer, Roberto Alomar spat Alougi in the

(27:29):
face of an umpire. That was a famous spinning incident
that took place. There have been a few of these
things that pop up every once in a long matches.
They're so fine, really, I like those face slapping things.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Do you remember the Flavor of Love with Flavor flav Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
What about it?

Speaker 9 (27:49):
That was an epic spit battle.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
You like that?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Casey Casey. Carl hallawrites and haven't heard from him in
a while. He says, tonight's game will be far more entertaining.
Go to Chiefs. Go all right, we'll see I'll be
watching sets on YouTube. I'm on YouTube now, so here
to watch it, Big Gray Rob says Ben. Nothing is
more disrespectful, disgusting, and distasteful then spitting on somebody. In fact,

(28:13):
here in Washington, it will get you an assault charge.
And I'm just gonna go out on a limb here
and guess you'll get your ass whooped as well. Probably,
So yeah, see what else you have? A chip in
the cue says A plus on the maule of monologue,
being a filthy as filthy rich as he is. If
Dak spits as much as he says he does, I'll

(28:34):
bet you he has a personal assistant whose only job
is to follow him around and carry his patoon. If not,
maybe Dak should hire one. It's a great, great advice
on that. And let's see who else. I let's go
to the phones. It is a plausibly a call in
radio show, and let's going out of Berkeley. We we

(28:57):
were wondering what happened to our friend the astrology inside it.
We had not heard from her in some time. But
let's go now to northern California, and here she is
to enlighten us on the cosmos. Maybe there was some
kind of cosmic event in the Farmer's Almanac and a
little lot about it. Our friend Andrea. Hello Andrea, Hello.

Speaker 11 (29:16):
Ben, how are you?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'm all right? Everything good with you? You? Okay?

Speaker 11 (29:19):
Yes, I was having some planetary and technical difficulties, so
a little bit of a challenge there, but I got
it signed from the universe with the upcoming full moon
to call in. And also there was a sports segment
on one of the shows I was watching, and there's
someone who said, Benny and the Bets. Have you heard

(29:40):
of that? There's someone doing a podcast and his name
is Ben.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I'm sure there's a million people doing podcast named Ben.
I don't know what that is. I've never heard of that.

Speaker 11 (29:50):
Yeah, I said, oh wow, Benny and the Bets and
his name's Ben Heisler or something like that. Second, I
got to let you know I'm your astrology insider and spy.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yes, yes, you're keeping us updated on all developments in
the podcast media world.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
And this is, you know, the astrological world. We've got
a full moon lunar eclipse on Sunday at fifteen degrees Pisces,
and you know, full moons are very intense. And I
think I posted something on Yeah, I was having trouble
going on Twitter. It was something on Facebook about the

(30:27):
full moon lunaric quick.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh yeah, that's what we were worried about because we
didn't see on Twitter. So what happened to our friend Andrew?

Speaker 11 (30:34):
Yeah, I know, technical difficulties, so I got to get
you know, a couple of things, back to work to
some difficult transits. Happens to the best of us. But
you know, I'm a loyal listener. I still listen to
the show.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I know, I know, I know. We just went you know,
you know you didn't call in for a while. We
didn't see anything. We're like, oh, I hope she's okay,
just get your fine. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 11 (30:54):
I appreciate that. And I shout out to Koop when
he mentioned me being called for Email Caller of the
Year when you know someone was calling in about how
many women call in on the show. It was just
really nice. So yeah, I know, we're like one big
cosmic family here, So thanks for caring. And yeah, it

(31:17):
was like full moon coming.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Up as Sunday. What full moon do we have on Sunday?
What are we looking at something?

Speaker 11 (31:22):
Yes, it's a full moon lunar eclips and it's also
called the blood moon because it looks kind of orange
is red in the sky because of the shadow of
the earth that it, you know, kind of shadows. So
it's fifteen degrees Pisces and it's around eleven oh nine

(31:44):
in the morning on Sunday, So it's just you know
wherever fifteen degrees Pisces is in your chart. In fifteen
degrees Virgo is the full moon, which the time of
culmination and bringing things to light. And you know, like
you said, some times the callers get a little wax
sheets during the full moon and you feel it two

(32:04):
days before the day of and two days after.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 11 (32:09):
So we're in a clip season. In two weeks after
that we have a solar eclipse, so a lot of
transformation in the sky. So I always like to mention
the full moon. You probably can see her now she's
waxing to.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Full Yeah, yeah, it's definitely. I was out earlier. It's
I'm in the studio obviously now, but it's it is popping.
The moon is popping.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Ye, A good way to look on the break.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
I don't break. I don't I don't break, Loraina, I
don't break. The most important part is the commercials. The
most important part of the commercials. Never forget that we're
here to sell the soap. We got to sell the soap.
It's very important or in this case gambling. Uh anyway,
all right, well listen, I'm glad you're doing okay. Number one,
we were worried about you. Try to get back on
the X on Twitter whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
That is.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Number two, okay, and thanks for the information. We now
know things get a little wacky around here.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I mean there's a full moon and you gave us
a little insight on that, so thank you.

Speaker 11 (33:07):
Yes, So have a nice full moon weekend, all.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Right, and let us know when you get your X back.
But virgo and service and she can't get on there
right now, but she'll be back soon enough. It is
the Ben Malor Show. So how about the Pulitzer Prize
in sports journalism? During the Sunday Night Sunday Night, it
was the Thursday night NFL game, so there was a
weather delay, and NBC breathlessly reported that Trevon Diggs was
able to leave the locker room during the weather delay.

(33:32):
He was desperate to get food. He hunted down some
cold cuts during the weather delay, and then like a
true leader of men, they delivered cold cuts and uncrustables
to the Cowboy locker room during the rain delay, and
this was reported as breaking news during the weather delay.
That's the kind of covers you get during NFL football.

(33:54):
Does he get any better than that? An NFL team
getting cold cuts and uncrustables? Wow? All right, it is
the Ben Mahler Show. We'll take your calls eight seven
to seven ninety nine, O. Fox Mallard of the third degree.
Here's the Insta trivia. Javonte Williams became the first Cowboy
player to record multiple touchdowns from scrimmage in their debut
game with Dallas since blank. That's the Insta trivia of

(34:18):
the answer. We'll get to it next.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
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Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's the Live, Today's Friday, Today's Friday, Today's Friday. Jerk
yourself away.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's a plump pussy right there.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You gonna money you roll? That's alpath. That's twenty five
thousand dollars outpat put a sock in your mouth. No, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Who is that Shirley Yourself.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Week is like teaches flow. Oh man, the show is over.
Goodbye Bill Miller. It is the Ben Malor Show. We're
up all night, every single night, and we'd love for
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(35:20):
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Here is the payoff on the install. Trivia and blakean

(36:06):
attempt to try to get you listened a little bit longer,
so Javonte Williams became the first Cowboy player to record
multiple touchdowns from scrimmage in their debut game with Dallas
sins blank. That is the question. What's the answer? Alf
the Alien Opine went with love Boats Gavin McLeod as
his answer, Scrooge in the Younger Demo going with Tony

(36:29):
Perkins as his answer. Bobby and Florida, says the iconic
Captain Caveman character. Who else? Michael Keaton, who is seventy
four today? Holy crap? From Late Night Drug tester Rob
the goat Man's going with Robbie the Mariner fan. Oh,
I'm good Robbie got an nil deal. Ricky the Dragon
Steamboat a legend from Rob in Vegas who was not

(36:51):
was not at the Maler Meet and Greet in Vegas
despite being in his town, Shannon in moy and going
with Pokey Reese as his answer. We may blew me off.
Roommate guests by Kathy and Madison, Robert Neuhaus from ekeon Roseville,
Minnesota to O guest by Just Josh and the Popcorn
Michael Irvin from Andy and Lionel Lakes. There is a
good piece of video the gift there of Michael Irvan

(37:13):
Hollywood Henderson from Nature Boy, and it's his answer, who
else do we have? Page down Tony Dorset from Big
Big Rob. What say you, Lorraine?

Speaker 9 (37:23):
I'm going with the one and only Bilbo Baggins.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Okay, fine answer, but unfortunately incorrect. The correct answer is
Kelvin Edwards. In nineteen eighty seven, Javonte Williams the first
Cowboy since Kelvin Edwards to score two touchdowns with Scrimmage
in their Cowboy debut. Here we go, Here we go?
How about that?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
To the third degree?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
All this is one Big Ben gets grilled. Here we go, coopl.

Speaker 10 (37:51):
Joe Burrow spoke with the media on Wednesday, and he
said that he believes that the narrative surrounding the Bengals
has shifted, implying that they're no longer seen as contenders.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Is he right? So he thinks now the Bengals are
back to being also rams? Is that what he's saying
is that? How?

Speaker 10 (38:06):
I but they're under I mean I think he's trying
to say that they're underdogs, that they're nobody believes.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
The Bengals are actually a popular pick to bounce back.
Joe Burrow was the betting favorite to be the Most
Valuable Player. So he's blowing smoke. If that's his position,
he's full of crap because there's a lot of people
like the Bengals are gonna be better this year. They
almost made the playoff. Last year they got off to
a terrible start. They're gonna better, So I disagree with that. Next.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
Lamar Jackson was asked this week about Josh Allen winning
MVP over him last season. He said, quote, the voters
chose who they wanted to pick.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yes, that's usually what happened.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Ben.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
Do you think it was a case of voter fatigue
last season?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
So here's the thing. If you go by the Nerd stats,
if you just look at the raw NERD numbers as well,
Lamar Jackson had better numbers. Lamar Jackson's your MVP. I
had no problem with Josh Allen winning. I thought Josh
Allen was the MVP because it's more than just the stats.
More that goes into it than that. It is a factor.
We see it in all the sports. When you win

(39:05):
a lot of awards, people get tired of you winning.
It's just human nature, that's how it works. And they
got to knock you down a little bit, So voter
fatigue is definitely an element in the stew Next.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
Tyreek Hill spoke out about not being named a captain
by the Dolphins and said, I don't need a title
to be.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Able to lead.

Speaker 10 (39:26):
Ben. How long do you expect Tyreek to be on
his best behavior?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Are there any women in the room? I don't listen,
I listen. Tyree's got you got some problems, you know.
Let's call it like it is here and that's a
good quote. That's a good quote. I don't know why
the Dolphins didn't trade him. He will be on his
best behavior till the end of the game on Sunday
against the Colts, when something goes wrong and Tyreek doesn't
get targeted enough and starts com planning, how'd we do?

(39:51):
How do sho? I?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I want?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I want? I won? Mark and threnes
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