September 5, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about Bill Belichick joining Instagram and what that really means, Deshaun Watson saying there is "no doubt" that he's still an elite QB, Maller to the Third Degree, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number two to the social network.
We go. Why why has ex Patriots coach Bill Belichick
the ex pat started an Instagram page. He's hanging out
with Pat McAfee, he's playing grab ass with Peyton Manning,
and now he's on the gram. We'll talk about that.
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Deshaun Watson says there's no doubt that he is still
an elite quarterback. Also, as far as the low expectations
for the Brownies, said, fine with us, what's your verdict
on this one, and we'll go to college football. Is
there a deeper meaning for Dabo Sweeney and his rant
about the media to the media at Clemson, We'll go
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there as well. It's all coming your way right now here.
It is say hello to our number two. Let's get
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that finished in the Broncos Stadium. That's pretty cool. That's
a move. So our lead this hour, coming from the
coaching department, the Hoodie has revealed that he wants every
possible job in media, every possible tip, and he's made
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some dramatic lifestyle changes, going from the Patriots to Media Hack.
And if you haven't heard the latest year, well this
is a dramatic, dramatic change, a quantum leap. You could say,
perhaps you missed it. Legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick is
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now on the gram. Yep, he's on Instagram. He is,
or insta face as he likes to call it. Bill Belichick,
who for years publicly criticized and took shots at social media,
now all of a sudden, here he is. Bill Belichick
made the announce smith on the YouTube Show with Pat McAfee.
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There but wait, there's more. But wait, there's more. Belichick
his first Instagram story, which always but you always remember
your first. I always remember your first. So Belichick's first
Instagram story was a repost from his twenty three year
old girlfriend, lady named Jordan Hudson. I don't know who
she is. I've seen a lot of photos of her,
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so Belichick reposted, like he knows what he's doing, a
photo there that she had posted of the Patriots coach
petting a goat at the United States Naval Academy. Now,
while they have been photographed together, tabloids in the States
and in London have shown photos of Belichick and his
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young lady friend there, Belichick had not publicly confirmed or
acknowledged the relationship was legit that they have consummated the
relationship the twenty three year old Belichick and the seventy
or the twenty three year old girl there and the
seventy two year old Belichick at that reverse there, Yes,
the seventy two year old Belichick and the twenty three
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year old lady. So let us discuss the question, all right,
why now? Why has the former Patriots coach Bill Belichick
started an Instagram page?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Why the timing. So I've got Robert Irvine, Jello and Bunker,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a creampuff which Bill Belichick
can eat as many as he wants because he's living
the life right now. So n Burn, Yeah, it's all
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part of the grand master plan for Bill Belichick's kind
of obvious at this point. Bill Belichick looking to change
the narrative. What was the argument against Belichick? Now, the
Atlanta Falcons should have hired him. They screwed up Raheem Morris.
That's fine, they should have hired Belichick. They didn't hire him.
The main argument against Belichick was that he's a fuddy duddy,
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that he's out of touch with young people, that he's
the game has passed him by, life has passed them by.
That was the ardent. And Belichick is now counterpunching. He's
fighting back, throwing some punches here, and he's going Food
Network style. The way I look at it, this is
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an episode of Restaurant Impossible, and Bill Belichick was metaphorically
has turned to celebrity Robert Irvine, celebrity chef Robert Irvine,
and to try to help turn around his reputation, his
rep get him some cred, come on reputation as an
old dude from mudget and all that stuff. And they
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only have a couple of days here, ten thousand dollars budget.
I'm sure drama will ensue, right, And so this renaissance,
attempted renaissance of Bill Belichick is being meticulously choreographed down
to every word. And now, if you don't believe me,
go over to Belichick's Instagram page. There was a video
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that he posted which was heavily edited and much of
it likely redacted from what he originally said. It seemed
when I watched it that Belichick was being fed each
line and then they had it edited together. It was
like a tapestry or a quilt that they were trying
to sew together of Belichick using all these lines that
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PR people were sending. And so I get it. Belichick
wants to coach again. He's desperate to catch Don Shula
and take Shula out of the record book, and so
he's willing to do things he would have never done.
Never clown around with Pat McAfee, I play grab ass
with Peyton Manning on Monday Night Football, publicly flirt with
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your young female fatale. All of that right, and now
he's on social media. He's a proud sugar daddy. Good
for him, all right. Now, page two we go to
Cleveland where Tom Brady will be making his debut for
Fox the Browns and the Cowboys on Sunday, and Deshaun Watson,
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who will be playing quarterback in that game for the
Cleveland football team. He said recently that he has no doubt,
no doubt that he is still an elite quarterback. And
he was asked about the low expectations, not many people
buzzing around the Brownies, and he said that is quote
fine with us. So what is your verdict on the
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latest rhetoric coming out of Deshaun Watson? So the first
thought I have here is like, what are you supposed
to say? You don't control the noise? Right when you
have people kissing your ass, you're upset by that. When
people aren't kissing your ass, you're upset by that. So
fine with us? No, you're not fine with it. You
want people to say that you're one of the top
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teams in the NFL and to use the I guess
the example I will use to the Browns with Deshaun Watson,
and he talked about how he has no doubt he's
still an elite quarterback. I would turn to jello because
the proof is in the pudding and on a weekly basis,
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ever since he got to Northern Ohio, and my guys
Strip Club John Ohioil, all my other guys there in
Ohio can back me up on this. In Northern Ohio,
even Dick and Dayton that Deshaun Watson has served up pudding,
but it's extra crispy, extra crunchy pudding filled with maggots
and cockroaches. Because that's the quality of performance. As he
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has been a suck bag quarterback any way you slice
it by any measurement. He has been terrible. He's hurt
often when he's played, he's been bad. You are what
your record says you are. And he has the highest
rate of incompletions due to inaccurate passes, not the receiver's fault,
his fault. He had that last year. He's in the
bottom percentile of every quarterback in the NFL over the
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last couple of years since he got paid. Now, final point,
we're gonna go over to college football several. When I
say several two. Two of our listeners, one who I
actually met at the Malor Meet and greet in Charleston,
reached out to me from the Palmetto State and they
wanted me to examine some good audio. And this is
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a couple of days old, but to me it still
stands up. It's from the college football world. Clemson was
absolutely hornswaggled by Georgia in the second half of that game,
a close game in halftime, and then Georgia just kicked
ass in the second half, and Dabo Sweeney was gobsmacked
by the time that that thing had ended. He was
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thunderstruck and all that. And so he made some comments
after the game and people people were like, all working, work,
worked up about into a ladder. But then he had
more to say about all of the criticism in the media.
And here's Dabbo Sweeney giving you media one oh one
as he rants and raves to the media. Let's go
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to the audio tape.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Y'all gonna write crap, y'all gonna write terrible stuff. And
when we do great, y'all gonna write great stuff. You know,
that's okay. I mean, everybody's got a job to do.
It's okay. That's okay. I don't take it personal. You know,
I don't read it or listen to it. It doesn't
it doesn't, it doesn't affect me. I love my job,
I love what I do. I love all of it.
And y'all can't change that. Now you can write now and
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you can say, can change that. I love what I do.
I love these kids, I love my purpose in life.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, they don't love you right now? So is there
a deeper meaning for Dabbo Sweeney and his soliloquy to
the Clemson football media. So parsing the words here, the
first thought I have is obviously that this is really
under the crawl of dab right, that he's full of hogwash.
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He's saying one thing, but his actions would lead another direction.
Here he's digging deeper and deeper into his bunker, and
he's he's like, hey, you know I'm not You're not going.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
To ruin my day.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I love my job. I don't pay attention. He has
tongue out. It's all neuroses. It's all neuroses. He's going
to bed right now. Dabo in a boiling cauldron. It's
a gold plated boiling cauldron. Because even if he gets fired,
he's going to have forever money. They're not going to
fire him right now because of the payout. But his
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job and the job that has happened at Clemson the
last couple of years since Trevor Lawrence vacated the Clemson
football program. It's a hot mess. And he's the overlord
of that operation, that franchise. And so if I'm not mistaken,
maybe I'm wrong, you can correct me. But if you're
the head football coach, the ball coach, you have to
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literally and figuratively know every thing that is said, every
minute detail about your program. And he is becoming more
and more thin skin as the losses pile up. Dabo Sweeney,
what is my evidence? You might remember Dabo has a
weekly radio show. A lot of coaches do, although some
have gotten rid of him in recent years. So Dabbo
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this season has banned live radio callers. He's such a
coward that he will not take calls. I do four
hours a night, five days a week, open phones, take calls.
People call up and they say stupid things. I got alcoholics,
they got losers like angry Bill that call up right,
I'm sitting here every night live artillery audio artillery and
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I'm doing the show. He's afraid. He's afraid of the
live call. You might remember the famous moment last year
when Dabosweeney was confronted by a caller named, if I
remember correctly, Tyler from Spartansburg. That did not go well.
So instead of taking live calls on the radio show,
Dabbo instead and the people around him will handpick softball questions,
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the cream and cool whip questions from social media. Now
remember all of this is likely tied to the fact
the downfall of Clemson is that Dabosweeney is tied handcuffed
to his typewriter and does not want to use a computer.
Clemson is one of four schools in Division one that
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do not have a single player from the portal, the
transfer portal. Do you see who the other three are?
You remember this? I don't know if you saw this
stat The other three that do not have a single
transfer in the portal are Army, Navy, and Air Force.
They're not allowed. They're they're service again. They're not allowed
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to have anybody for the portal. They can't take transfers
like that. Clemson can and they could get really good players.
And I know from the people I talk to down there,
they get a lot of money at Clemson, that's their
pro football team. And you don't want to do it,
don't I go down that road. It is the Ben
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Speaker 1 (15:49):
Ask Ben, your questions are answers, Get back to the
calls in a moment to some legends. Legends lined up
on the phones. Also, Skip Bayless apparently got a new gig.
This is the rumor mill is saying that Matt the
Warrior Raider, Tom Brady Rose fan says, one has to
be an elite quarterback in the first place to still
be an elite quarterback. See a fair point. The Texas
(16:14):
Trucker says, in two weeks the People's sport for Canada
hockey will kick off. I think they say drop the
puck preseason schedule. I fully expect a daily monologue to
help us get ready for the upcoming season. Although Puck
the World is a great segment, we need more, he says,
Let's go, let's go, stars. I think we're good. Let's
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go to the phones. Though, we'll say hello to Here's
a legend. Here's our superhero helmet Man from Los Angeles. Hello,
helmet man, top of the morning. What happened to your
Orioles helmet Man? He got smoked by the White Sox.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Not good?
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Yeah, I heard about it. That's just one game, that
is true.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
They didn't play too They only played one, although it
seemed like they could have lost two games if they
had played to they were playing. They're not not good.
But what's on your mind? You didn't call for that,
helmet man? What's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah, I don't know if y'all came up with the uh.
The text methods.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
I texted Yea said you know, how do you?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
But you don't have her number? Are you? Are you
on X? Are you talking about social media?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Uh, it's such spot spoils.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh you text them? But yeah, we don't get text
on that number.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's such one O three Fox Sports.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, it's just a phone. If you want to, I'll
give you Eddie's number if you want. You want Eddi's number, No,
you can have. How about Coop? You want Coop's number?
Coops got a number? Nobody calls Coop. You can have
Coop's number. You want that? The secret text us out line? Yeah,
we should steal that from pet Us.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Oh, I was gonna talk about the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh, that's why you call. That's right. The Ravens kicking
off the NFL season at arrow Head in can Zaz City.
Now you watch it, you're gonna be able to watch
this game. You're gonna have to go out to a
restaurant to watch the game.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
No, I'm going down to the hotel in Inglewood.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Nothing better than watching Ravens Chiefs at a hotel in Englewood.
That is the spot to be that is the spot
to be. Are you gonna be wearing full raven gear,
helmet Man from head to toe?
Speaker 8 (18:37):
No, I'm wearing cowboy pants with the shreds and strings
on the side. Yeah, and silva and a silver suit
jacket with a black collar on it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Sure, silver coats with the black collar on formal.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Attire for the NFL season opener.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah. The great thing about helmet Man is even know
he loves Baltimore. He's from Baltimore. His family's still in Baltimore.
Even though he's in LA. He's willing to wear other
team's colors. Do you remember what you were wearing, helmet
Man the first time I met you over twenty years
ago on the streets of LA. You remember what you
had on your head? What?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
For good?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah? You had a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, you had a Steelers helmet. And that's why he's
got the name helmet Man. He was walking around outside
that's back when Shaq and Kobe were on the Lakers.
He's walking around outside that arena down there, and he's
got a Steelers helmet on.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
And Lee Klein, actually you know who this is. Remember
when I was with Lee Klin.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's why I old LA talk show host Lee Cline. Yeah, down.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
The staphost Center.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, you were hanging out waiting. That's where the celebrities
came out, and you were waiting for them to show
up there. So you can get some sell some product.
Have you bought some stuff to sell at so Far?
Chargers and Raiders, all those Raider fans. Just get some
Raiders stuff. You can make a killing.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
When the next game so.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Far Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, and he'll be there on Sunday. Yeah, there's Chargers
help so on top of the.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Circle, I'll be up there.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You live right near Sofi stated there's gonna be games.
I guess Week two there's no games. But other than that,
I think most weeks there'll be a game pretty much
every Sunday. And so all right, helmet man, enjoy the
game and give us the Raven report when the game's over. Okay,
don't forget to call in, give us the report. Don't
get too snockered so you you can't call in.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, before I leave, I was gonna say the shout
out to lead a punch of dauntless. We haven't forgot
about you.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well, i'll let him know. I actually saw it. Actually
I saw him. He had a birthday recently, so i'll
let him know. I'll send him a text. Okay, helmet man,
all right, go away, thank you, there's a helmet man.
Let's say hello to and see you need me. G
money is in Denver and G money is next. Hello,
G Money.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
How's it going boy?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
How you been straight? Cash? Do you money?
Speaker 7 (21:15):
So?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Football season's back? So you gonna start calling more? Is
that the way this works?
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Well?
Speaker 10 (21:20):
I always listen, and this is the first time, so
I can call more often.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, all right, Well what's on your mind? GM money?
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Well, one of three things. First of all, I live
in Denver. Tell me the Broncos ain't gonna do anything.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well, you're not a Bronco fan?
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm a I'm a cowgirl.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh you're what's wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (21:41):
Born and bred, loyalty stuck.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, you're telling me born and bread in Texas, but
you live in Colorado.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
I do.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
I've been I'm born and raised in Texas and I've
been out here for about ten years.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay. In that ten years, the Broncos have won a
Super Bowl in that ten years.
Speaker 10 (21:58):
No, I moved here three months. I'm about to hit
ten three months after Peyton Manning one.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay, bad time, bad timing by you, bad timing by you.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
I'm a curse.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
If you've been somewhere ten years, that's like a second home.
That's my theory. If you've been somewhere ten years, it's
like a second home.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
But one question, as someone who knows football and has
seen far more than I have, SFA played Northern American.
I didn't know if you saw that, but they got
to seventy and zero in the halftime. Then they decided
to cut the corners in half the.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Rest of the game.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Have you ever seen anything like that?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Well, I don't know specifically what you're talking about, but yeah,
that happens in Pop Warner. That's what they do. They
are They like basketball games where one team's better than
the other. They're just like end the game earlyer, they'll
shorten the game and no way. All right, Yeah, well
I appreciate everything. All right, thank you, GM Muddy. There
you go. There's a great g money checking in. It
is the Ben Mallord Show. Do you see what Skip
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Bayless is up to? Now? No, you didn't see this,
good old Skip let go from FS one.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
I guess podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, not necessarily, but we are hearing that Skip has
a deal to do a YouTube show. That's where that's
how great is that? I mean we leave places like
this and back in the old days, Mark you're you're
you're around my age. I don't how old you around
my age? Like back in the old days, you only
had to work at one of these big media companies.
(23:27):
But now you can just do your own thing.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
I have a YouTube show, Eddie Eddie, Eddie Eddie.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Anyway, so Skip was gonna do a YouTube show. You
want to take a guess who's gonna do the YouTube
show with? Take somebody, somebody of fame, someone of stature,
someone you would know.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
It's a it's a pretty long list, I would say.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
There so no answer, you know, I mean it's saying
people that at Skip Bayless knows that he's dealt with
over his career. Shawn Johnson, No, Keishawn. I think is
still at FS one, and I don't think they got
rid of him. The correct answer is rapper Lil Wayne
Oh Jesus Marcellus Wiley tells us he's a former co
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worker of Skip Bayless, and he says that Skip has
a deal in place to do a YouTube show with
Lil Wayne. That's gonna be just just wonderful. Just didn't
Lil Wayne bankroll the Olympics for some Olympic team. He's
all over the Olympics there and PERI.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
I believe he was so all I saw was Snoop Dogg.
I didn't didn't see Little Wayne.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Well, no, litl Wayne. Was it which women's team for
some random women's team? He paid for it. He paid
a lot of their expenses at the Olympics. Anyway, Well,
that's supposedly what's gonna happen. We'll see and that'll be
just just great, just absolute amazing for good old Skip.
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Good for him, man, I don't want to stop working.
Skip's one of those guys. He will work until they
put him in the ground. He's gonna keep doing it.
And that's the way to do it, because I don't
think he's able to unwind, you know what I'm saying.
I don't think he's able to unplug.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Have the new York Yankees been cursed. That's the fun fact.
Fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact,
the curse of Paw Patrol. Aaron Judge made an appearance
on Paw Patrol, and since he made that appearance, Aaron
Judge has no home runs and a batting average below
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two hundred. The Yankees have gone three and six in
their last nine games since Aaron Judge was on Paw
Patrol and they are now currently out of the penthouse
in the American League East, as the Orioles, even by
losing to the White Sox, are still in the top
spot there. So Paw Patrol. Isn't that a cartoon has
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put the whammy on Aaron Judge and the Yankees. They
have these things called voice actors. As you know, And
are you a big fan of Paw Patrol?
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
I've not seen it?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Well, you knew it was a cartoon. I did know
it was Canadian animated television series.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
It's Canadian, Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Apparently it was Canadian. Yeah, it's the Interwet.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
My nephew, little nephew used to like it, but he
goes through phases. He was Spider Man and then it
was this and there's be something else.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Sure, sure, yeah, I understand. So the drinks of Paw
Patrol for the New York Yankees.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
That sounds like a real thing.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No, home runs, losing record, batting average under two hundred coincidence,
I think not. How dare you be smirched of the
good name a cartoon dog? Yeah, name one character on
Paw Patrol. Go ahead, you said, let's see who could
forget the great Uh oh, you're googling dog.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
I have no there's a fire dog and a police
dog and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think, Well, that's quite the detailed analysis of Paw Patrol.
Well you asked for it, Thank you, Officer Park that's
his poor name. Uh but uh, Sports and Cold points
out littl Wayne paid for the water polo at the Olympics.
So he bankrolled the water polo at the Olympics. They
go back to the phones and now a man who
(27:36):
quit the show in Big Hulla Baloo yesterday hollering James
a shock. He can't believe this, he cursed out Cooperloo.
He was a complete schmuck, and he said he's never
listening to the show again. He's no longer going to
be a fan of the show, and here he is. Hello, James, warranted.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
From the show.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
James, you can't leave the show. You're addicted to the show.
You need the show.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
I'm a dig you to a number of things, medication
but straight shin constipation.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Yeah, did you apologize the Coop for using naughty language
against him?
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Coop? I'm terribly sorry. Next time, I'll try to get
so angry with.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
You, all right, Thanks James.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
And next when he says next time, he means next hour.
When he calls up again and says, put me on
the air.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
James Vermire is here's that last name from his mom's
first marriage.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, congratulations, and we want to know the whole family.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
Tree goes a long way.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
No, Yeah, I told you, James, I said, I talked
to you telepathically, and I said, you've got to watch
Benny Versus the Penny there, And what did you tell
me telepathically?
Speaker 8 (29:00):
You're right on me about that.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
I read your mind.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, you read my mind, and you told me you
will not be watching Benny Versus the Penny, even though
you have Peacock at that place you're at, but you
will not be watching it because someone Charles always Charles
has stolen the TV. All right, all right, tell Charles.
Listen to me, Listen to May Tell Charles. I don't
(29:23):
know who Charles is, but tell him. If he's gonna
steal the TV, he has to at least dedicate half
an hour this weekend too, watching Benny Versus the Penny. Okay, okay,
there you go. Even if you don't watch it, at
least Charles will watch it. I'll be good with that.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
We could sell with us. Because he makes you for
stealing the cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Do you steal his cigarettes sometimes? Well, James, why do
you think he's accusing you? You're doing it, You're you're yeah,
you're worried about em. Yeah, do it out of love.
(30:06):
You're taking his cigarettes because you're worried about his health.
Oh my god, I'm trying to save him, man, Yeah,
you're trying to save his life. Yeah. Okay, no, you don't.
You don't have to know, you don't, you don't, Okay,
nobody cares, you know.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Come on, and the Vikings playing this weekend against your man.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
The Vikings are playing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Man, how about that?
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Who's breaking?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Who the Vikings playing? You know? The man the g man. Yeah,
that's a New York Sports Cast.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
The be tuning in for that one.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's must see. Sam Darnold versus Vanilla Vick. What a mashup?
My god? Yeah, okay, I gotta go. Thank you. He
keeps going. He just keeps going and going. Let's say
hello to Texas Jack. Hello, tech this Jack, Bennie, Benny, Benny?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
How you being?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
If I was any better, I would have a fantasy
football team. But not not you, Texas Jack, because you
know some weird names in there.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh yeah, I've got a fantas football team.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, I know you do. I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I'm aware. Well, how can to hear about this? Tennis?
Were more tennis?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Well, if you want tennis, I'll give you Brian Finley's
number and you can call him up off the air.
You guys gonna have a nice conversation about tennis and
you can have a volley and the love and all
that stuff and knock yourself out.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hey twenty four she could rule the Clippers? Has she
played there?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
H Again?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
I love to see that, Caitlyn Clark on the Clippers.
I'll be outstands.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Just another example here. It is, we're sitting here in
early September, the NFL is about to kick off today.
It's a Thursday, and I've got I've got Texas Jack
calling up talking Clippers, because that's the Clippers matter. They
move the needle. They're in your No, no, no, he's not.
He's thinking about the Clippers. Everyone's talking Clippers because they're
(32:10):
they're moving into the Intoit Dome and everyone's talking about it.
They'll never lose a game at home. The into it
do I mean when every game at home, they never
lose again at home.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Wrong, and they're gonna be into it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I'm glad you mentioned poop because hey, they have more
toilets than any other arena in America, more urinals, more
urinal cakes. The People's team, Well, that's what they need.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
When it's time to throw up, they'll have a place
to go.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well, speaking of throwing up, I was watching some highlights
of the NBA Finals last year, and boy, that certainly
looked good.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And well I can get you. Who wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, the Mavericks. They didn't show up. You're right in
your face, you right?
Speaker 6 (32:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
He I don't want to fight, I don't want why.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Now, let's step outside, right now, I'll take you outside.
I'll take you outside. Let's have a fight right now.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Come on, I locked out with you.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's all that did You threaten to leave the show
because Lorraine is out for a few days. You did
not send propaganda saying that if Poppy ends up on
the air show. You never did that. Okay, you sure
about that? Because I thought it was you. Somebody somebody
said if we do Poppy versus lorrainea, we got her
pick by the way, that you would listen to some contraband.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
No, no, no, no, never.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Okay, all right, I gotta I gotta go though.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Off season springs eternal for every team right now.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Unless you're a Cowboy fan. I thank you, thank you.
We're gonna have mallor to the third degree. Here's the
insta trivia. Blank holds the NFL record for the most
opening game rushing yards two hundred and fifty in an opener. Again,
Blank holds the NFL record the best opening game in
terms of rushing two hundred and fifty yards in the
(33:52):
opener for his team. That is the answer, trivia, the
answer next.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
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And here's the Insta Trivia. By the way, the show
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the crown is yours the Insta Trivia. We go to
openingweekend in the NFL. Oh so exciting opening weekend in
the NFL. Blank holds the record for the top opening
(34:53):
game rushing performance with two hundred and fifty yards in
the opener. That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
This is?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Anyone know the answer? We go to the great Unwashed
quickly with Mallard of the third degree warming up in
the bullpen. And let's see page down. Here we've got
paw Patrol Firefighter Marshall from Milkman Mike in Colorado, matth
the Warrior Raider cheater, got it right, Dexter Buzzy from
Eke and Rosel Minnesota. Or Boosey brother uh, the Texas
(35:26):
Tech cheerleader from mister nice guy. A lot of paw
patrol guesses which is unnecessary. Do not pacify Eddie Kate Graham,
who's thirty five today from the Late Night Drug Tester.
What say you, Eddie?
Speaker 7 (35:38):
I'm gonna go with Flavor Flave, the real sponsor of
the women's water polo team.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
All right, that is incorrect. The correct answer is oh J. Simpson,
a record that The Juice Who's Dead has held since
nineteen seventy three with the bills. Here we go, here
we go, Here we go, here we go, here we get.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
How about to the third degree? This is one thing
that gets grail, all right?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
The Coop dal Loup.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
A recent poem revealed that more than sixty percent of
league executives and scouts picks Patrick Mahomes to win his
third MVP this year. Ben, do you think Mahomes bounces
back statistically this season.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Mahoonee. Uh Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, he was in the middle
last year. He was right around fourteen or fifteen, depending
on what stat you look at. But they improved the
wide receiving corps. I see no reason to think Mahomes
is not gonna have a monster year and light up
the Ravens defense. Starting to night next.
Speaker 11 (36:32):
Is being reported that New Jersey is trying to entice
the Philadelphia seventy six ers to move across the river
into a proposed complex and Camden. The team responded, we
must take all potential options seriously, including this one. Yeah, Ben,
do you think this is just posturing to get a
new arena in Philly or do you think they'd actually
consider it?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Of course. Listen, I've been to Philly before. It's like
just to cross the way. It's like going from here
to uh you know that, a long beach or whatever.
It's the same thing. Who cares, It's whoever gives them
the biggest tax break. That's where they're gonna go.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
New Panthers wide receiver Deontay Johnson sat down with the
team writer and decided to address his reputation so he
thinks people feel like he's a diva, but sometimes players
just get misunderstood.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Ben, did he just admit to being a diva? Well,
it doesn't matter. Cool if he's a diva or not.
He's plays in Carolina and no one's gonna watch him
play football with the Panthers, So he could be a diva.
It doesn't matter. No one's gonna be paying attention. How
did we do he passes? That is a way you
can put it on the board. I won the game,
another win all time wins King Ben
Hello and welcome. It's our number two to the social network.
We go. Why why has ex Patriots coach Bill Belichick
the ex pat started an Instagram page. He's hanging out
with Pat McAfee, he's playing grab ass with Peyton Manning,
and now he's on the gram. We'll talk about that.
(00:22):
Deshaun Watson says there's no doubt that he is still
an elite quarterback. Also, as far as the low expectations
for the Brownies, said, fine with us, what's your verdict
on this one, and we'll go to college football. Is
there a deeper meaning for Dabo Sweeney and his rant
about the media to the media at Clemson, We'll go
(00:44):
there as well. It's all coming your way right now here.
It is say hello to our number two. Let's get
social well kind of well come. In the beginning of
an another hour of the Ben Malors Show, we are
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ten thousand steps when he ran a seven K recently
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that finished in the Broncos Stadium. That's pretty cool. That's
a move. So our lead this hour, coming from the
coaching department, the Hoodie has revealed that he wants every
possible job in media, every possible tip, and he's made
(02:15):
some dramatic lifestyle changes, going from the Patriots to Media Hack.
And if you haven't heard the latest year, well this
is a dramatic, dramatic change, a quantum leap. You could say,
perhaps you missed it. Legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick is
(02:39):
now on the gram. Yep, he's on Instagram. He is,
or insta face as he likes to call it. Bill Belichick,
who for years publicly criticized and took shots at social media,
now all of a sudden, here he is. Bill Belichick
made the announce smith on the YouTube Show with Pat McAfee.
(03:03):
There but wait, there's more. But wait, there's more. Belichick
his first Instagram story, which always but you always remember
your first. I always remember your first. So Belichick's first
Instagram story was a repost from his twenty three year
old girlfriend, lady named Jordan Hudson. I don't know who
she is. I've seen a lot of photos of her,
(03:24):
so Belichick reposted, like he knows what he's doing, a
photo there that she had posted of the Patriots coach
petting a goat at the United States Naval Academy. Now,
while they have been photographed together, tabloids in the States
and in London have shown photos of Belichick and his
(03:47):
young lady friend there, Belichick had not publicly confirmed or
acknowledged the relationship was legit that they have consummated the
relationship the twenty three year old Belichick and the seventy
or the twenty three year old girl there and the
seventy two year old Belichick at that reverse there, Yes,
the seventy two year old Belichick and the twenty three
(04:10):
year old lady. So let us discuss the question, all right,
why now? Why has the former Patriots coach Bill Belichick
started an Instagram page?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Why the timing. So I've got Robert Irvine, Jello and Bunker,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a creampuff which Bill Belichick
can eat as many as he wants because he's living
the life right now. So n Burn, Yeah, it's all
(04:46):
part of the grand master plan for Bill Belichick's kind
of obvious at this point. Bill Belichick looking to change
the narrative. What was the argument against Belichick? Now, the
Atlanta Falcons should have hired him. They screwed up Raheem Morris.
That's fine, they should have hired Belichick. They didn't hire him.
The main argument against Belichick was that he's a fuddy duddy,
(05:08):
that he's out of touch with young people, that he's
the game has passed him by, life has passed them by.
That was the ardent. And Belichick is now counterpunching. He's
fighting back, throwing some punches here, and he's going Food
Network style. The way I look at it, this is
(05:28):
an episode of Restaurant Impossible, and Bill Belichick was metaphorically
has turned to celebrity Robert Irvine, celebrity chef Robert Irvine,
and to try to help turn around his reputation, his
rep get him some cred, come on reputation as an
old dude from mudget and all that stuff. And they
(05:51):
only have a couple of days here, ten thousand dollars budget.
I'm sure drama will ensue, right, And so this renaissance,
attempted renaissance of Bill Belichick is being meticulously choreographed down
to every word. And now, if you don't believe me,
go over to Belichick's Instagram page. There was a video
(06:12):
that he posted which was heavily edited and much of
it likely redacted from what he originally said. It seemed
when I watched it that Belichick was being fed each
line and then they had it edited together. It was
like a tapestry or a quilt that they were trying
to sew together of Belichick using all these lines that
(06:33):
PR people were sending. And so I get it. Belichick
wants to coach again. He's desperate to catch Don Shula
and take Shula out of the record book, and so
he's willing to do things he would have never done.
Never clown around with Pat McAfee, I play grab ass
with Peyton Manning on Monday Night Football, publicly flirt with
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your young female fatale. All of that right, and now
he's on social media. He's a proud sugar daddy. Good
for him, all right. Now, page two we go to
Cleveland where Tom Brady will be making his debut for
Fox the Browns and the Cowboys on Sunday, and Deshaun Watson,
(07:18):
who will be playing quarterback in that game for the
Cleveland football team. He said recently that he has no doubt,
no doubt that he is still an elite quarterback. And
he was asked about the low expectations, not many people
buzzing around the Brownies, and he said that is quote
fine with us. So what is your verdict on the
(07:40):
latest rhetoric coming out of Deshaun Watson? So the first
thought I have here is like, what are you supposed
to say? You don't control the noise? Right when you
have people kissing your ass, you're upset by that. When
people aren't kissing your ass, you're upset by that. So
fine with us? No, you're not fine with it. You
want people to say that you're one of the top
(08:01):
teams in the NFL and to use the I guess
the example I will use to the Browns with Deshaun Watson,
and he talked about how he has no doubt he's
still an elite quarterback. I would turn to jello because
the proof is in the pudding and on a weekly basis,
(08:21):
ever since he got to Northern Ohio, and my guys
Strip Club John Ohioil, all my other guys there in
Ohio can back me up on this. In Northern Ohio,
even Dick and Dayton that Deshaun Watson has served up pudding,
but it's extra crispy, extra crunchy pudding filled with maggots
and cockroaches. Because that's the quality of performance. As he
(08:43):
has been a suck bag quarterback any way you slice
it by any measurement. He has been terrible. He's hurt
often when he's played, he's been bad. You are what
your record says you are. And he has the highest
rate of incompletions due to inaccurate passes, not the receiver's fault,
his fault. He had that last year. He's in the
bottom percentile of every quarterback in the NFL over the
(09:07):
last couple of years since he got paid. Now, final point,
we're gonna go over to college football several. When I
say several two. Two of our listeners, one who I
actually met at the Malor Meet and greet in Charleston,
reached out to me from the Palmetto State and they
wanted me to examine some good audio. And this is
(09:29):
a couple of days old, but to me it still
stands up. It's from the college football world. Clemson was
absolutely hornswaggled by Georgia in the second half of that game,
a close game in halftime, and then Georgia just kicked
ass in the second half, and Dabo Sweeney was gobsmacked
by the time that that thing had ended. He was
(09:50):
thunderstruck and all that. And so he made some comments
after the game and people people were like, all working, work,
worked up about into a ladder. But then he had
more to say about all of the criticism in the media.
And here's Dabbo Sweeney giving you media one oh one
as he rants and raves to the media. Let's go
(10:12):
to the audio tape.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Y'all gonna write crap, y'all gonna write terrible stuff. And
when we do great, y'all gonna write great stuff. You know,
that's okay. I mean, everybody's got a job to do.
It's okay. That's okay. I don't take it personal. You know,
I don't read it or listen to it. It doesn't
it doesn't, it doesn't affect me. I love my job,
I love what I do. I love all of it.
And y'all can't change that. Now you can write now and
(10:35):
you can say, can change that. I love what I do.
I love these kids, I love my purpose in life.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, they don't love you right now? So is there
a deeper meaning for Dabbo Sweeney and his soliloquy to
the Clemson football media. So parsing the words here, the
first thought I have is obviously that this is really
under the crawl of dab right, that he's full of hogwash.
(11:02):
He's saying one thing, but his actions would lead another direction.
Here he's digging deeper and deeper into his bunker, and
he's he's like, hey, you know I'm not You're not going.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
To ruin my day.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I love my job. I don't pay attention. He has
tongue out. It's all neuroses. It's all neuroses. He's going
to bed right now. Dabo in a boiling cauldron. It's
a gold plated boiling cauldron. Because even if he gets fired,
he's going to have forever money. They're not going to
fire him right now because of the payout. But his
(11:34):
job and the job that has happened at Clemson the
last couple of years since Trevor Lawrence vacated the Clemson
football program. It's a hot mess. And he's the overlord
of that operation, that franchise. And so if I'm not mistaken,
maybe I'm wrong, you can correct me. But if you're
the head football coach, the ball coach, you have to
(11:57):
literally and figuratively know every thing that is said, every
minute detail about your program. And he is becoming more
and more thin skin as the losses pile up. Dabo Sweeney,
what is my evidence? You might remember Dabo has a
weekly radio show. A lot of coaches do, although some
have gotten rid of him in recent years. So Dabbo
(12:18):
this season has banned live radio callers. He's such a
coward that he will not take calls. I do four
hours a night, five days a week, open phones, take calls.
People call up and they say stupid things. I got alcoholics,
they got losers like angry Bill that call up right,
I'm sitting here every night live artillery audio artillery and
(12:42):
I'm doing the show. He's afraid. He's afraid of the
live call. You might remember the famous moment last year
when Dabosweeney was confronted by a caller named, if I
remember correctly, Tyler from Spartansburg. That did not go well.
So instead of taking live calls on the radio show,
Dabbo instead and the people around him will handpick softball questions,
(13:07):
the cream and cool whip questions from social media. Now
remember all of this is likely tied to the fact
the downfall of Clemson is that Dabosweeney is tied handcuffed
to his typewriter and does not want to use a computer.
Clemson is one of four schools in Division one that
(13:31):
do not have a single player from the portal, the
transfer portal. Do you see who the other three are?
You remember this? I don't know if you saw this
stat The other three that do not have a single
transfer in the portal are Army, Navy, and Air Force.
They're not allowed. They're they're service again. They're not allowed
(13:54):
to have anybody for the portal. They can't take transfers
like that. Clemson can and they could get really good players.
And I know from the people I talk to down there,
they get a lot of money at Clemson, that's their
pro football team. And you don't want to do it,
don't I go down that road. It is the Ben
(14:16):
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And well he's already landed on his feet or has
he landed on his feet? We'll get to that. Send
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(14:37):
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Speaker 1 (15:49):
Ask Ben, your questions are answers, Get back to the
calls in a moment to some legends. Legends lined up
on the phones. Also, Skip Bayless apparently got a new gig.
This is the rumor mill is saying that Matt the
Warrior Raider, Tom Brady Rose fan says, one has to
be an elite quarterback in the first place to still
be an elite quarterback. See a fair point. The Texas
(16:14):
Trucker says, in two weeks the People's sport for Canada
hockey will kick off. I think they say drop the
puck preseason schedule. I fully expect a daily monologue to
help us get ready for the upcoming season. Although Puck
the World is a great segment, we need more, he says,
Let's go, let's go, stars. I think we're good. Let's
(16:34):
go to the phones. Though, we'll say hello to Here's
a legend. Here's our superhero helmet Man from Los Angeles. Hello,
helmet man, top of the morning. What happened to your
Orioles helmet Man? He got smoked by the White Sox.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Not good?
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Yeah, I heard about it. That's just one game, that
is true.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
They didn't play too They only played one, although it
seemed like they could have lost two games if they
had played to they were playing. They're not not good.
But what's on your mind? You didn't call for that,
helmet man? What's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah, I don't know if y'all came up with the uh.
The text methods.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
I texted Yea said you know, how do you?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
But you don't have her number? Are you? Are you
on X? Are you talking about social media?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Uh, it's such spot spoils.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh you text them? But yeah, we don't get text
on that number.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's such one O three Fox Sports.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, it's just a phone. If you want to, I'll
give you Eddie's number if you want. You want Eddi's number, No,
you can have. How about Coop? You want Coop's number?
Coops got a number? Nobody calls Coop. You can have
Coop's number. You want that? The secret text us out line? Yeah,
we should steal that from pet Us.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Oh, I was gonna talk about the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh, that's why you call. That's right. The Ravens kicking
off the NFL season at arrow Head in can Zaz City.
Now you watch it, you're gonna be able to watch
this game. You're gonna have to go out to a
restaurant to watch the game.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
No, I'm going down to the hotel in Inglewood.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Nothing better than watching Ravens Chiefs at a hotel in Englewood.
That is the spot to be that is the spot
to be. Are you gonna be wearing full raven gear,
helmet Man from head to toe?
Speaker 8 (18:37):
No, I'm wearing cowboy pants with the shreds and strings
on the side. Yeah, and silva and a silver suit
jacket with a black collar on it.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Sure, silver coats with the black collar on formal.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Attire for the NFL season opener.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah. The great thing about helmet Man is even know
he loves Baltimore. He's from Baltimore. His family's still in Baltimore.
Even though he's in LA. He's willing to wear other
team's colors. Do you remember what you were wearing, helmet
Man the first time I met you over twenty years
ago on the streets of LA. You remember what you
had on your head? What?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
For good?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah? You had a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, you had a Steelers helmet. And that's why he's
got the name helmet Man. He was walking around outside
that's back when Shaq and Kobe were on the Lakers.
He's walking around outside that arena down there, and he's
got a Steelers helmet on.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
And Lee Klein, actually you know who this is. Remember
when I was with Lee Klin.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's why I old LA talk show host Lee Cline. Yeah, down.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
The staphost Center.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, you were hanging out waiting. That's where the celebrities
came out, and you were waiting for them to show
up there. So you can get some sell some product.
Have you bought some stuff to sell at so Far?
Chargers and Raiders, all those Raider fans. Just get some
Raiders stuff. You can make a killing.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
When the next game so.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Far Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, and he'll be there on Sunday. Yeah, there's Chargers
help so on top of the.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Circle, I'll be up there.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You live right near Sofi stated there's gonna be games.
I guess Week two there's no games. But other than that,
I think most weeks there'll be a game pretty much
every Sunday. And so all right, helmet man, enjoy the
game and give us the Raven report when the game's over. Okay,
don't forget to call in, give us the report. Don't
get too snockered so you you can't call in.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, before I leave, I was gonna say the shout
out to lead a punch of dauntless. We haven't forgot
about you.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well, i'll let him know. I actually saw it. Actually
I saw him. He had a birthday recently, so i'll
let him know. I'll send him a text. Okay, helmet man,
all right, go away, thank you, there's a helmet man.
Let's say hello to and see you need me. G
money is in Denver and G money is next. Hello,
G Money.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
How's it going boy?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
How you been straight? Cash? Do you money?
Speaker 7 (21:15):
So?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Football season's back? So you gonna start calling more? Is
that the way this works?
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Well?
Speaker 10 (21:20):
I always listen, and this is the first time, so
I can call more often.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, all right, Well what's on your mind? GM money?
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Well, one of three things. First of all, I live
in Denver. Tell me the Broncos ain't gonna do anything.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well, you're not a Bronco fan?
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm a I'm a cowgirl.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Oh you're what's wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (21:41):
Born and bred, loyalty stuck.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, you're telling me born and bread in Texas, but
you live in Colorado.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
I do.
Speaker 10 (21:49):
I've been I'm born and raised in Texas and I've
been out here for about ten years.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay. In that ten years, the Broncos have won a
Super Bowl in that ten years.
Speaker 10 (21:58):
No, I moved here three months. I'm about to hit
ten three months after Peyton Manning one.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay, bad time, bad timing by you, bad timing by you.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
I'm a curse.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
If you've been somewhere ten years, that's like a second home.
That's my theory. If you've been somewhere ten years, it's
like a second home.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
But one question, as someone who knows football and has
seen far more than I have, SFA played Northern American.
I didn't know if you saw that, but they got
to seventy and zero in the halftime. Then they decided
to cut the corners in half the.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Rest of the game.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Have you ever seen anything like that?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Well, I don't know specifically what you're talking about, but yeah,
that happens in Pop Warner. That's what they do. They
are They like basketball games where one team's better than
the other. They're just like end the game earlyer, they'll
shorten the game and no way. All right, Yeah, well
I appreciate everything. All right, thank you, GM Muddy. There
you go. There's a great g money checking in. It
is the Ben Mallord Show. Do you see what Skip
(22:56):
Bayless is up to? Now? No, you didn't see this,
good old Skip let go from FS one.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
I guess podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, not necessarily, but we are hearing that Skip has
a deal to do a YouTube show. That's where that's
how great is that? I mean we leave places like
this and back in the old days, Mark you're you're
you're around my age. I don't how old you around
my age? Like back in the old days, you only
had to work at one of these big media companies.
(23:27):
But now you can just do your own thing.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
I have a YouTube show, Eddie Eddie, Eddie Eddie.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Anyway, so Skip was gonna do a YouTube show. You
want to take a guess who's gonna do the YouTube
show with? Take somebody, somebody of fame, someone of stature,
someone you would know.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
It's a it's a pretty long list, I would say.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
There so no answer, you know, I mean it's saying
people that at Skip Bayless knows that he's dealt with
over his career. Shawn Johnson, No, Keishawn. I think is
still at FS one, and I don't think they got
rid of him. The correct answer is rapper Lil Wayne
Oh Jesus Marcellus Wiley tells us he's a former co
(24:13):
worker of Skip Bayless, and he says that Skip has
a deal in place to do a YouTube show with
Lil Wayne. That's gonna be just just wonderful. Just didn't
Lil Wayne bankroll the Olympics for some Olympic team. He's
all over the Olympics there and PERI.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
I believe he was so all I saw was Snoop Dogg.
I didn't didn't see Little Wayne.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Well, no, litl Wayne. Was it which women's team for
some random women's team? He paid for it. He paid
a lot of their expenses at the Olympics. Anyway, Well,
that's supposedly what's gonna happen. We'll see and that'll be
just just great, just absolute amazing for good old Skip.
(25:03):
Good for him, man, I don't want to stop working.
Skip's one of those guys. He will work until they
put him in the ground. He's gonna keep doing it.
And that's the way to do it, because I don't
think he's able to unwind, you know what I'm saying.
I don't think he's able to unplug.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Have the new York Yankees been cursed. That's the fun fact.
Fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact,
the curse of Paw Patrol. Aaron Judge made an appearance
on Paw Patrol, and since he made that appearance, Aaron
Judge has no home runs and a batting average below
(25:49):
two hundred. The Yankees have gone three and six in
their last nine games since Aaron Judge was on Paw
Patrol and they are now currently out of the penthouse
in the American League East, as the Orioles, even by
losing to the White Sox, are still in the top
spot there. So Paw Patrol. Isn't that a cartoon has
(26:12):
put the whammy on Aaron Judge and the Yankees. They
have these things called voice actors. As you know, And
are you a big fan of Paw Patrol?
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
I've not seen it?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Well, you knew it was a cartoon. I did know
it was Canadian animated television series.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
It's Canadian, Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Apparently it was Canadian. Yeah, it's the Interwet.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
My nephew, little nephew used to like it, but he
goes through phases. He was Spider Man and then it
was this and there's be something else.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Sure, sure, yeah, I understand. So the drinks of Paw
Patrol for the New York Yankees.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
That sounds like a real thing.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No, home runs, losing record, batting average under two hundred coincidence,
I think not. How dare you be smirched of the
good name a cartoon dog? Yeah, name one character on
Paw Patrol. Go ahead, you said, let's see who could
forget the great Uh oh, you're googling dog.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
I have no there's a fire dog and a police
dog and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I think, Well, that's quite the detailed analysis of Paw Patrol.
Well you asked for it, Thank you, Officer Park that's
his poor name. Uh but uh, Sports and Cold points
out littl Wayne paid for the water polo at the Olympics.
So he bankrolled the water polo at the Olympics. They
go back to the phones and now a man who
(27:36):
quit the show in Big Hulla Baloo yesterday hollering James
a shock. He can't believe this, he cursed out Cooperloo.
He was a complete schmuck, and he said he's never
listening to the show again. He's no longer going to
be a fan of the show, and here he is. Hello, James, warranted.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
From the show.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
James, you can't leave the show. You're addicted to the show.
You need the show.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
I'm a dig you to a number of things, medication
but straight shin constipation.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Yeah, did you apologize the Coop for using naughty language
against him?
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Coop? I'm terribly sorry. Next time, I'll try to get
so angry with.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
You, all right, Thanks James.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
And next when he says next time, he means next hour.
When he calls up again and says, put me on
the air.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
James Vermire is here's that last name from his mom's
first marriage.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, congratulations, and we want to know the whole family.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
Tree goes a long way.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
No, Yeah, I told you, James, I said, I talked
to you telepathically, and I said, you've got to watch
Benny Versus the Penny there, And what did you tell
me telepathically?
Speaker 8 (29:00):
You're right on me about that.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
I read your mind.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, you read my mind, and you told me you
will not be watching Benny Versus the Penny, even though
you have Peacock at that place you're at, but you
will not be watching it because someone Charles always Charles
has stolen the TV. All right, all right, tell Charles.
Listen to me, Listen to May Tell Charles. I don't
(29:23):
know who Charles is, but tell him. If he's gonna
steal the TV, he has to at least dedicate half
an hour this weekend too, watching Benny Versus the Penny. Okay, okay,
there you go. Even if you don't watch it, at
least Charles will watch it. I'll be good with that.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
We could sell with us. Because he makes you for
stealing the cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Do you steal his cigarettes sometimes? Well, James, why do
you think he's accusing you? You're doing it, You're you're yeah,
you're worried about em. Yeah, do it out of love.
(30:06):
You're taking his cigarettes because you're worried about his health.
Oh my god, I'm trying to save him, man, Yeah,
you're trying to save his life. Yeah. Okay, no, you don't.
You don't have to know, you don't, you don't, Okay,
nobody cares, you know.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Come on, and the Vikings playing this weekend against your man.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
The Vikings are playing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Man, how about that?
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Who's breaking?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Who the Vikings playing? You know? The man the g man. Yeah,
that's a New York Sports Cast.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
The be tuning in for that one.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's must see. Sam Darnold versus Vanilla Vick. What a mashup?
My god? Yeah, okay, I gotta go. Thank you. He
keeps going. He just keeps going and going. Let's say
hello to Texas Jack. Hello, tech this Jack, Bennie, Benny, Benny?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
How you being?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
If I was any better, I would have a fantasy
football team. But not not you, Texas Jack, because you
know some weird names in there.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Oh yeah, I've got a fantas football team.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, I know you do. I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I'm aware. Well, how can to hear about this? Tennis?
Were more tennis?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Well, if you want tennis, I'll give you Brian Finley's
number and you can call him up off the air.
You guys gonna have a nice conversation about tennis and
you can have a volley and the love and all
that stuff and knock yourself out.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Hey twenty four she could rule the Clippers? Has she
played there?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
H Again?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
I love to see that, Caitlyn Clark on the Clippers.
I'll be outstands.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Just another example here. It is, we're sitting here in
early September, the NFL is about to kick off today.
It's a Thursday, and I've got I've got Texas Jack
calling up talking Clippers, because that's the Clippers matter. They
move the needle. They're in your No, no, no, he's not.
He's thinking about the Clippers. Everyone's talking Clippers because they're
(32:10):
they're moving into the Intoit Dome and everyone's talking about it.
They'll never lose a game at home. The into it
do I mean when every game at home, they never
lose again at home.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Wrong, and they're gonna be into it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I'm glad you mentioned poop because hey, they have more
toilets than any other arena in America, more urinals, more
urinal cakes. The People's team, Well, that's what they need.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
When it's time to throw up, they'll have a place
to go.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well, speaking of throwing up, I was watching some highlights
of the NBA Finals last year, and boy, that certainly
looked good.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And well I can get you. Who wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, the Mavericks. They didn't show up. You're right in
your face, you right?
Speaker 6 (32:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
He I don't want to fight, I don't want why.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Now, let's step outside, right now, I'll take you outside.
I'll take you outside. Let's have a fight right now.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Come on, I locked out with you.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's all that did You threaten to leave the show
because Lorraine is out for a few days. You did
not send propaganda saying that if Poppy ends up on
the air show. You never did that. Okay, you sure
about that? Because I thought it was you. Somebody somebody
said if we do Poppy versus lorrainea, we got her
pick by the way, that you would listen to some contraband.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
No, no, no, no, never.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Okay, all right, I gotta I gotta go though.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Off season springs eternal for every team right now.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Unless you're a Cowboy fan. I thank you, thank you.
We're gonna have mallor to the third degree. Here's the
insta trivia. Blank holds the NFL record for the most
opening game rushing yards two hundred and fifty in an opener. Again,
Blank holds the NFL record the best opening game in
terms of rushing two hundred and fifty yards in the
(33:52):
opener for his team. That is the answer, trivia, the
answer next.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
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Speaker 7 (34:07):
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Speaker 1 (34:30):
And here's the Insta Trivia. By the way, the show
is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more
about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings,
the crown is yours the Insta Trivia. We go to
openingweekend in the NFL. Oh so exciting opening weekend in
the NFL. Blank holds the record for the top opening
(34:53):
game rushing performance with two hundred and fifty yards in
the opener. That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
This is?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Anyone know the answer? We go to the great Unwashed
quickly with Mallard of the third degree warming up in
the bullpen. And let's see page down. Here we've got
paw Patrol Firefighter Marshall from Milkman Mike in Colorado, matth
the Warrior Raider cheater, got it right, Dexter Buzzy from
Eke and Rosel Minnesota. Or Boosey brother uh, the Texas
(35:26):
Tech cheerleader from mister nice guy. A lot of paw
patrol guesses which is unnecessary. Do not pacify Eddie Kate Graham,
who's thirty five today from the Late Night Drug Tester.
What say you, Eddie?
Speaker 7 (35:38):
I'm gonna go with Flavor Flave, the real sponsor of
the women's water polo team.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
All right, that is incorrect. The correct answer is oh J. Simpson,
a record that The Juice Who's Dead has held since
nineteen seventy three with the bills. Here we go, here
we go, Here we go, here we go, here we get.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
How about to the third degree? This is one thing
that gets grail, all right?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
The Coop dal Loup.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
A recent poem revealed that more than sixty percent of
league executives and scouts picks Patrick Mahomes to win his
third MVP this year. Ben, do you think Mahomes bounces
back statistically this season.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Mahoonee. Uh Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, he was in the middle
last year. He was right around fourteen or fifteen, depending
on what stat you look at. But they improved the
wide receiving corps. I see no reason to think Mahomes
is not gonna have a monster year and light up
the Ravens defense. Starting to night next.
Speaker 11 (36:32):
Is being reported that New Jersey is trying to entice
the Philadelphia seventy six ers to move across the river
into a proposed complex and Camden. The team responded, we
must take all potential options seriously, including this one. Yeah, Ben,
do you think this is just posturing to get a
new arena in Philly or do you think they'd actually
consider it?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Of course. Listen, I've been to Philly before. It's like
just to cross the way. It's like going from here
to uh you know that, a long beach or whatever.
It's the same thing. Who cares, It's whoever gives them
the biggest tax break. That's where they're gonna go.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
New Panthers wide receiver Deontay Johnson sat down with the
team writer and decided to address his reputation so he
thinks people feel like he's a diva, but sometimes players
just get misunderstood.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Ben, did he just admit to being a diva? Well,
it doesn't matter. Cool if he's a diva or not.
He's plays in Carolina and no one's gonna watch him
play football with the Panthers, So he could be a diva.
It doesn't matter. No one's gonna be paying attention. How
did we do he passes? That is a way you
can put it on the board. I won the game,
another win all time wins King Ben
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