September 8, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the hype surrounding Daniel Jones as he leads the Colts to a dominant Week 1 win, Sam Darnold's first Seahawks start, a poor performance from Bryce Young and the Panthers, Insta-Advice Line, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three, our number three, and we ask
the hard hitting questions like are you drinking the Daniel
Jones kool aid? As the Colts get off to the
quick start, You're drinking that kool aid? The Colt's ladling
it out at the County Fair. Are you're drinking? And
(00:22):
also Sam Darnold his first Seahawks start was blank, His
first Seahawks start was blank. Also, how do you appraise
the performance of former number one overall pick Bryce Young
and the Carolina Panthers as they went down and they
went down hard against the Carolina Panthers. We'll talk about
(00:42):
all that and more here it is. We'll tee it
off in our number three, a cult classic. Welcome in
the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maler Show.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We are in the air everywhere sound wave soulmates as
we are gripping and hypen coast to coast, porter the
border and beyond on the mast and outrageously powerful microphones
of FSR amminating live from the band as we speak.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We are practicing the very primitive.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Air bending Techniquely, I'm literally bending air with every word
from the world famous Fox sports radio studios as approved
by Reggie in Detroit, who is pretty consistent with the
Fifth Hour mailbag. It's Reggie alf Fer Dog. Those guys
(01:49):
usually are are pretty much every weekend. There's some others
that rotate in that rotated. If you heard the Fifth
Hour podcast yesterday, you know what I'm talking about. But
our lead this hour is from Indianapolis, the racing capital
of North America. The Iniapolis Colts have been racing nowhere
fast for years. A team stuck in a tornado suck,
(02:12):
that's the Indianapolis Colts. But they were looking for brighter
days as they took on the Miami Dolphins in the
great indoors there. Do you see this game? Two words
for this game no contest, No contest. Those are two
words to describe this particular performance we talked about a
little bit earlier. Indianapolis wins this game thirty three to
(02:36):
eight was the final. They led the game thirty to nothing, So,
as you might imagine, the game was over early. It
was over at halftime, it was twenty to nothing. I said, well,
maybe it was not over at halftime. Twenty nothing was
definitely over going to the fourth quarter, and so that
was it. As the Colts get the win, but don't
bury the lead. My man, heart, We're not going to
(02:58):
bear the lead. So dang the old Jones. Yes, that
Daniel Jones. We've all decided he sucks. Daniel Jones still
futsing around out there playing some ball. So Dani Jones
passed for two hundred and seventy two yards and accounted
for not one, not two, but three touchdowns, one through
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the air, two on the ground, and Indianapolis doing something
they rarely do, they pollaxed the Miami Dolphins. Now this
is a home game in Indianapolis. This led to wide, spread,
wide spread chatter about redemption, that this is a redemption
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situation for suckbag quarterback Danny Dimes, that he just got
out of New York and he went to Minnesota to
hang out for a little bit, enjoy the great lakes
there and enjoy the nice outdoors. And now he's in
his new home in Indianapolis, and he's good to go,
good to go, all right, So let us discuss the
question for the esteem panel.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Are you drinking the Daniel Jones kool aid, which the Colts, oh,
by the way, are labeling out at the County Fair.
Everyone gets free. Everyone gets free kool Aid. You get
free kool At, you get free kool At, you get
free kool At, you get free cool kool Aid. So
my views on this, I've got one eight hundred flowers,
dinner rolls, and at a sketch, and we will combine
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all of these things together and we are going to
make the Baba Ganoosh. We're gonna make the Baba Ganoosh
is what we're going to make. Absolutely all right now,
before we get into my take on Daniel Jones and
all this, let's hear from Shane Steichen talk about having
a tough decision. So Shane Stikeen is the coach of
the Colts. He had Anthony Richardson, who were pretty sure
(04:51):
can't play, versus Daniel Jones, who we know can't play,
and those were his quarterbacks in camp. Daniel Jones won
the job, went out and played great. Here is Shane
Steyle bake In on his quarterback and it was huge.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Like I said, we want to stay on schedule and
compleat balls. I don't remember what the sports stats twenty
two to twenty nine for two seventy two and a touchdown.
And two rushing touchdowns. Yeah, he played good ball. You know,
we got to continue that every week. It's one week
at a time, but that's the preparation he puts in.
He was ready to roll, and guys went out there
and made plays plump.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So this is our commitment here at Fox Sports Radio.
We are there. We put a microphone while he was
dropping a deuce, Shane Steike in in the men's room
in Indianapolis, and very kind of him to do the
news conference Shane Steike and while he was taking a
bowel movement. My god, I'll tell you if I saw
about how things have changed. So and I'm saying this
(05:43):
is for worse or for the better, But when I
started here, like a sound bite like that would not have.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Been put in by the editing staff.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Someone would have lost their job because there was like
a like a quality thing like well we can't hear
the person that, well, we shouldn't put it in. Now
it's like it's like the Old West. Whatever, we just
put it in a fi We have it. That's why
we're going to play it. That's it. But it's just
it's just one of those things in my life that's
changed where it's like, well, you have to have high quality,
it can't be crappy. Well that that was that microphone
was Actually it wasn't even in Indiana. It was over
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in Ohio and it was a boom mic from Ohio.
All right, So the first thought on this get back
to the point, Get back to the point, pase.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So are you drinking the Daniel Jones.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Kool aid, which the colts are now ladling out like
they're at the county fair. So I am abstaining from
the kool aid. I am abstaining from the Daniel Jones
flavored kool aid. And my advice before you drink too
much of that is check the expiration date. And here's
why what we saw on Sunday was both unexpected. Right,
(06:44):
we're gonna agree unexpected, right, unexpected.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It was sugary sweet. It was so off the.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Wall abnormal that we cannot help but think it was
of a cosmic nature, that there was some kind of
glitch in the simulation.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Blame the corn moon.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Now we'll have more on this developing story later this hour,
as our astrology insider Andrea will check in to give
us the lowdown on this. But Jones was majestic.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Very rarely. I don't think I've ever said that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Majestic and Daniel Jones, but he was. He was running
like Secretariat in full stride, galloping through the Miami pathetic
defense there and had twenty two completions on twenty nine
pros as well, completed over seventy five percent of his
passes for two hundred and seventy two yards and a touchdown.
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He added a couple of rushing scores Daniel Jones as well,
and suddenly, Daniel Jones, Daniel bleep but eap.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Bleep bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep bleep Jones.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He looked like Lamar Jackson's long lost brother from a
different mother, running around like that. And uh, of course,
what's gonna happen? Now we know what happens. We live
for this Week one over reaction Machine.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Week one.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Crank it up now, crank it up. Week one overreaction Machine.
We love it, we love it, we love it, we
love it. We love a big money, big money, and
no way may stop. So Daniel Jones overreaction Machine. He
is going to be treated like a cemetery. He's gonna
get a lot, a lot of roses like one eight
hundred flowers.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He had a lot of roses, right, a lot of people. Oh,
it was a giants fall.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It was Brian day Ball and this guy and that guy,
and know you, he's gonna have more bouquets, Daniel Jones,
more bouquets than a Broadway curtain call with the football
media circling the wagons. Regardless of that, Let's not confuse
roses with roots. And I will try to be the
(08:57):
level headed overnight gas bag. The people lining up, and
they are lining up right now like it's the State
Fair Midway, Welcome to the mallor Midway ready to ride
that Daniel Jones roller coaster. Never mind that half the
bolts are loose, never mind that right half the voltsre Now,
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this was fleeting.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I use the word fleeting. Fleeting beauty is what it was.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The rare bloom that vanishes poof the next morning. And
it's kind of like in La we do the show
from Los Angeles and there's a flower district. It's right
in the middle of skid Row. If you want flowers
in downtown, I let you go down there. And my experience,
I bought flowers from there. A couple of times, and
they're usually dead by the time you get them home.
(09:48):
I don't know how they do that. They must have
a skill to make sure they sell the flowers just
before they're about to expire and go bad. That's my
experience down there. Anyway, listen, this was again I go
I use the word fleeting. I think that's the proper
word here. That we've never seen this consistently by Daniel Jones.
(10:09):
We've never even really seen this more than once every
two years they'll have a game like this.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
But in New York he was fumble the.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble, waiting to happen, and stuck in
this weird dimension, stuck in neutral. Now what has changed, Well,
he's wearing different laundry. He's wearing different laundry. That's the
first thing that's changed. Did the Colts unlock some kind
of mystical powder? They did? They go into the warlock
(10:43):
room and come up with something here? And which is
potion or witch? Is brew?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Or is this more a case of the Miami Dolphins
who are so aloof as a football team, they have
such apathy their jobs and doing what they're supposed to
do that they just decided, Hey, tackling's optional, and we
really don't want to be here, but we have to
be here, and so we're going to play like we
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all want to go somewhere else and all that stuff.
Miami's defense treating Lucas Oil like a Labor Day barbecue, right,
it was like that would go out to Lucas Oil, say,
it'd be like a barbecue and a lot of standing
around for the Miami Dolphins defensively, a lot of standing
around and paper plates, not glass, not ceramic, paper plates,
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and nobody wanted to clean up the mess, just like
left the trash all over the field. And that's the
Miami Dolphins. And so forgive me if I'm not already
penning my haikup to celebrate the performance of Daniel just
but until Daniel Jones is able to show that this
is more than one off, then that's all it is.
It's just a one off performance. And if he does
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turn things around, good for him. It does every once
in a while happen. Very rarely does it happen. And
even when guys do turn their careers around, often you're
still waiting for the for the bottom to fall out.
You're waiting for the return like Sam Donald a great example,
Sam Donald sucked for his entire career, went to Minnesota,
played well, but you knew eventually, Sam Donald, the suck
(12:20):
version would show up.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And it did.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It showed up in the final game of the regular
season against the Detroit Lions and a playoff game against
the other Rams.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And it showed up.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
In week one here against for the Seattle football team
against the forty nine ers RCT.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
More on that coming up in a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So I will firmly plant this in the full moon situation,
that this is a full moon situation, a cosmic anomaly,
if you will, cosmic anomaly. And Daniel Jones he played
the game of his professional life. I don't think he
played like this at in college at Duke either, until
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proven otherwise.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'll keep the blue kool aid in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I'm not going to drink any of it. All right. Now,
we go to the aforementioned Pacific Northwest Southern Alaska. We
go NFC West matchup forty nine Ers and the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
How did this game go?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well? The Niners said, we want to give this game away.
We would like to give this game away. And Seattle
said we don't want the game. We do not need
the game. You can have the game. So brock perty
had a pair of interceptions. He did also play some
hero ball late in this game, so we should point
(13:36):
that out that he did connect on a late touchdown
pass that gave the forty nine ers the lead and
they would end up winning that game thanks to a
very nice fumble by the Seattle Seahawks on what was
their final possession and fumbled the ball in the final
thirty seconds and the drive that began at their own
thirty five yard line, they got all the way down
(13:57):
to the nine yard line that they needed a touchdown
on Seattle. They didn't obviously get it. They didn't score
anything on that drive. They fumbled.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Good night, game over, see you later, see you later, right,
So Sam Donald, though, that's that's the story here. Sam
Donald's first Seattle Seahawks start was blank fill in the blank.
So my word is unacceptable, capital you. That's my word, unacceptable,
(14:28):
capital you. That was Sam Donald's big debut with the six.
It's almost like we thought he would play as a
Seattle Seahawk and then abra cadabra, hocus pocus. There he
was playing the way we thought he would play. What
a rocky start. And that is to be kind, that
is to be measured to say it was a rocky start.
(14:49):
You had all off season to cook up some offense
here for Sam Donald, the big pickup for the Seattle
football team, and he went out there in that offense
was like lukewarm tuna fish from a middle school cafeteria. Disgusting, right,
just horrible, horrible performance. And the forty nine ers now,
(15:12):
they are not supposed to be a very good team
this year. They're supposed to be an average team, middle
of the road team and all that stuff. And their defense,
they changed so many players on defense. The assumption is
that they're not going to be that good. It's going
to take them a while to figure things out. They
don't have a top five defense in the NFL. And
yet they turned this particular day, the forty nine ers
(15:34):
defense into a great Britain holiday.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
It was Boxing day.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They boxed up the Seattle offense and Sam Donald in particular,
he was boxed up. He was gift wrapped. They put
a bowl on Sam Donald and they say, hey, welcome back.
That's the Jets version. That is the Jets version of
Sam Donald right there, and make no say this was
not the Viking version of the first twelve games or
(16:01):
so last year. This was not that guy that we sell.
You're not that guy, Pal, You're not that guy. This
was the haunted Woo. This is the kind of game
Joe the ghost hunter should be trying to find the
ghost that is spooking things that go bumpity bumpity bumpety.
In this case, during the day in Seattle to a man,
(16:22):
every time he dropped back, it's like he was in
quicksand dropping back.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
How bad was he?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, he was a dog with fleets, That's how bad
he was. Sam Donald one hundred and fifty yards passing
one hundred and fifty yards, passing, no touchdowns, no interceptions,
did lose a fumble, did lose a fumble, and again
he had quicksand all over the I was wild and
eighty two percent, eighty two percent of his passing yards
(16:52):
went to one guy. That's it, Jackson Smith in Jigma.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
He eighty two percent of his passing yards. You know
what that's like. That's like going to the Belagio buffet
and they've got all those foods out of the Blagio,
and you're like, you know what, I'm only going to
eat dinner rolls. I'm not going to go to the
seafood bar. I'm not going to go eat some steak.
I'm not going to go have some chicken. All I
want at this buffet, which is really expensive, I just
(17:19):
want the dinner rolls. They're really good, buttery, garlic, delicious
dinner rolls.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
But that's all I want. I don't want anything else. Well,
who does that? This guy?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Jackson Smith and Jigba one hundred and twenty four yards
receiving on thirteen targets. Donald had just twenty three pass attempts,
so thirteen of the twenty three he went to one guy.
That's it, and everyone else on offense might as well
have been cardboard cutouts. Remember during COVID when they had
those cardboard cutouts. Yeah, was that kind of thing. And
the new quarterback answer, Sam Darnald giving you vibrations like
(17:53):
he's a dollar store knockoff of Drew Locke. That's not
a compliment, it's embarrassing. It's absolute embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Now, speaking of embarrassing, final fut we now go to Carolina.
Got Carolina on my mind the Jaguars in a game
that was broadcast by Fox Sports Radio alumni member Chris Myers.
I'm kid because I care well. Chris Myers called the
game there on Fox. You had the Jags and the Panthers.
(18:20):
It was an e Z win, easy win for the
Jacksonville football team. That's not the story. The story is
in the losing locker room. Another stinker from former number
one overall pick. We're picking Carolina. Now that's the story here.
How do you appraise? How do you appraise this latest performance,
(18:40):
this latest flatulence from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers.
So this is top forty radio? Is what?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
This is? Top forty radio?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Same song, high rotation, high rotation, only a couple of songs,
and that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Forget the He's turned the corner stories.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
How many of those did we read behind paywalls over
the last few weeks. Oh, he's so good. Everyone believes
in him. He really put the work in.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Here's what I love.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
First guy in, last guy out, first guy in, last guy.
I love that. So we can say goodbye to that
fairy tale that was a bedtime story that has no
happy ending. There's no happy ending there through two picks. Now,
one of them was at the end of the game here,
so we should factor that in fumble.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, also had a.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Fumble and did not even crack one hundred and sixty
yards passing.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That is anemic, is what that is. And here is the.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Manly our, Bryce Young. You are a player who was
the number one pick in the draft. You were Drafters,
a franchise savior, and you are the reason in many
ways this franchise is irrelevant your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
They do a great job with the you know, with
the plant.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It's it's it's on let's play better.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's on me to play better.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's nothing about an organization or coach or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Gotta be better, gotta be better. Okay, thank you, Captain obvious.
I appreciate that. Yes, you know why. You have to
be better.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You could not.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Be any worse.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You suck, Okay, you know it. We got to yell,
who give a break?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why would I give my break?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
This is the kind of And I've been fighting this
fight from behind these microphones for years here, and you
dumb people keep following for you fall for the ruse.
You fall for the ruse every single bleeping year. You
fall for it? Right now, let me give you a
refresher course on where we are on this and why
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this is so annoying to me. Okay, the story after
story was written that Bryce Young had closed the year
the proper way and was setting himself off on the
launching pad to the moon, to the moon, to the moon,
to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon to
the moon, just like that, right that? That was the
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story he produced at the end of last year. And okay,
so how did that go?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think the story is rather obviously here. There is
no such thing as momentum. There's Uncle Moe. Uncle Mo
lives in New Jersey, used to live in Brooklyn. There's
Ozzie momentum, But there's no Momentum in football does not exist.
It's nonsense. There is no carryover from year to ear.
No matter how many dopey people tell you that they're
(21:33):
dumb people, don't listen to dumb people, right, There is
no there's no rollover minutes in the NFL doesn't happen
each season. It's like taking an etch a sketch and
you flip it upside down and you shake it until
the pad. You know, that powder stuff rattles around there
and everything's gone from the previous year.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So I don't want to Oh, what about the optimism
from last year?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Come on, no opt This guy sucks And it's like
getting excited because a baseball player hits a bunch of
home runs in the Cactus League.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Whooped the damn dow?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
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Speaker 2 (22:12):
We'll press on here as the Panthers again promising some
filet mion and they served up microwave salmon, which you
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Mike Tomlin called Chris Boswell a blank after these Steelers
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later this hour. The Riddle of the Day Mike Tomlin.
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Mike Tomlin called Chris Boswell a blank after the Steelers
game winning sixty yard field goal versus the Jets. That
is the riddle of the day and the answer, let's
season we know. Let's see a Bobby and Florida says
a pretty princess King Roy going with FBI informant as
his answer.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Robbie the Mariner fan says he called him a Hayes
in Minnesota. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a liquored up
idiot kicker is the answer. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Alf the Alien opiner says a distant relative of Nostra
Damas and friend of Nostradinas is the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A page down.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says Riddle of the day
coach called him a ice in his veins. Blank, blank blank.
A bugger eater from Lady Sideburns called him a jar
head guessed by Scrooge. That's his answer? Page down? Who
else do we have? Fur Yok says an idiot kicker
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who got liquored up and ran his mouth off. It's
his answer, page down. I can't read that on the air.
Donkey Sausage says, a milksop is the answer, fat, sassy
and spoiled from just Josh. That's his answer. Ariak in
(26:31):
Minnesota got this right. Bad job by him.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Do you have an answer? Lorraina?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yes, Ben?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I think he called him a dingus dingus?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Is that the answer?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know? Exactly? Correct answer is a. According to Mike Tumman,
a serial killer is the answer. Am I like like
fruit loops? Or I don't know what sereal he likes?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Just call the phones.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider. There's
a cosmic event. If you've looked up to the sky,
and even if you're blind, you can see the full moon.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Hello Andrea, Welcome, Hello Ben?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
If I was any better, I'd be the corn Moon.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm here doing doing the show. That's it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm doing the show.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Well, blessed corn Moon. I sent you a link for
the Farmer's Almanac. I'm back on the X machine. Good
so full corn Moon September seventh, and it was a
lunar eclipse as well.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Oh, is this the moon that they sing in the
Pocahonta song.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Do Do Do, Do, Do Do Do?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
What moon is that?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the full
corn moon?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Don't?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Don't they say that in there?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Oh? I like that?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
That amazing.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, I think I've heard of that now that you
mentioned it. Interesting. So it's uh, you know, full moon
lunar eclipse, which we in two weeks they'll be a
solar eclipse. So we're in eclipse season, which is endings
at new beginnings and transformations. And speaking of which, Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Aaron right, guys, Yes.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I heard your name singing that tune. And he's Sagittarius
December second, nineteen eighty three. I have his birthtime. He's
into astrology. Two fifty pm, Chico, California. He actually proclaimed
he's a student of astrology and my colleague is actually
his astrologer. So he's a Sagittarius. You know that free spirited,
(28:38):
loves to travel the whole Ayahuasca exploration, and he has
moon in Scorpio, which, as we know, with hoop and Lorena,
that can be very intense and a little secretive and
he got some revenge against his former team with four
touchdowns against the Jets, and that reminded me when Raphael
(28:59):
Devers got traded from the Red Sox Boston to the Giants.
His first home run was against the Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, it's interesting how the planetary energies. I mean, he
has a very free spirited, adventure seeking personality, but his
inner life as a hidden depth to it. So you know,
he has a lot of adventure, spiritual exploration, self proclaimed
status as a student of astrology, and he just loved
(29:30):
getting those four touchdowns and he went so far as
to say something like, I'm so glad it was against
the Jets.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well, of course, of course obviously, I mean, of course
you're going to say that because the team he played for.
And revenge is wonderful. If you've ever changed jobs and
you go back and you do something great, and it's
pretty unique to sports, but it happens in my business
where you go to somewhere else and you get great
ratings in the former people you work for look like schmucks.
So it's always fun, always a good thing.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, and you know, the full moon is a much
more emotional, intense time. So when he asked what it
feels like to beat his old team, you know, he
was really happy to say that he still habited him
to win. And it's interesting. The whole secret marriage, very
scorpio move.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
In fact, there was a story out, Uh huh that yeah,
I guess he'd given a shout out Aaron Rodgers to
his his fake wife, his mystery wife.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Oh okay, yeah, after the game, Oh mystery.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'm assuming he's a fake shout out because no one's
seen her, right, no one's heard her voice.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
She must not have any friends because no one's been
talking about her.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, that's right. Sure, we all like the gossip. That's
human nature. Women especially like the gossip, and no gossip
about from other like girlfriends of the woman. Maybe she's reckless,
but interesting.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, I'll do my due diligence and do a little
more research on that.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well, if you could break that story, that'd be big.
We get a lot of promote If you can find
a photo and a name of Aaron Rodd you can.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Get some money for that, I think.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
So yeah, all right, all right, Andrew, I'm glad you're
doing well. I'm glad you're back on X. Thank you,
Virgo in service. If you'd like to say a load
to Andrea, thank you so much. All right, there she goes.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Let's say helload to helmet man.
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Hoor right for helmet man. Easy to save the day.
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that's his face. Was congratulations your Baltimore Orioles. They dominated
the Dodgers this weekend. Very impressive. It's good to see
(32:06):
a last place baseball team play baseball the right way,
unlike those bums the Dodgers. So that was nice.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
The Ravens won forty.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
The Ravens one is that right, is this speaking news congratulates?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
All right? I thought they lost go ahead, but I
hit that breaking news here.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
This is unbelievable breaking newsreaking news from Fox Hill.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, they changed the score after the game. Is that right,
helming Man?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That the Ravens won forty one to forty in?
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay? All right, there you go. I want to I
want to have what he's having. No, it's the other
way around.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh god, he you got me. Oh man, I almost
felt away game earlier. Oh god, no, I.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Would not be at that game as a terrible game.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
No, I was not at that game. I have no
interest in seeing the Houston Texans and all those people are.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I can't believe you do the monologue ripping CJ. Stra
How does CJ. Stroud look? By the way, how did
he look? You didn't even go to the game. So
why am I asking you?
Speaker 7 (33:14):
C J.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Stroud? That's your that's my quarterback, c J. Strad Come on.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
They scored nine points, nine points.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Then I'm listening to it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Congratulations are you still?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Are you still? Are you still taking two hour showers?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oming man?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Let's see yesterday I took one hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
All right, okay, you're running back. You're saying they're worried
about saving water. So ninety minute shower. Do you take
two showers a day or is it the one shower
a day?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
One? Just one?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
You don't want to be greedy?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, because I leave my windows hoping when I get out, because.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I drive, I drive. You like to air, you like
to air dry like your clothes. Yeah, okay, I got you.
All right, Well, very nice, helme man. Are you still
watching the OJ trial?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:20):
I go over it, but I gotta put it together.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Okay, I know I don't want to listen. I don't
want to. I don't want to put you on the spot.
People think you just do this randomly, but no, you
write notes down, you cover the whole thing, You run
the gamut. All right, well, helmet man, I'm glad you
checked in. I will see you. I'll be at the
I'll make a deal with I'll try to find you
at the next I think the Chargers play the next
game at so far I'll try it. I think there's
(34:44):
two weeks.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not next week.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
They're not there. But I'll try to find you. Next
time I'm there, I'll let you know. Okay, okay, all right, thank.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You helmet man.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
All right, top of the morn, the Great helmet Man
Hero to the kids.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I'm actually on the live Yes, you're on.
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Here were you talking to sons?
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Here?
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Some incident advice?
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Hold that thought.
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No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds
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You don't like it, and away we go the incient
advice on who needs our advice? And I could give
advice to the Baltimore Ravens who gagged a sixteen point
lead or fifteen point lead they're late in the game
to the Baltimore or Baltimore losing to the Bills. But
instead of me with Miami Dolphins, the Dolphins playing a
mid level Indianapolis Colts team somehow ended up fall behind
(37:01):
thirty to nothing to the Indianapolis Colts and Daniel Jones
and the Colts ended up doubling about the yardage total
of the Miami Dolphins. A total no show by the
Miami football team. So advice to the Miami Dolphins. You're
on the air when you hear my voice. We'll start
out with you on line one at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Hello, line one, what's.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Worse getting swept by the Pirates?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Are losing no hitter in the ninth ending only to
lose the game four to three.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
You'd have to talk to the Dodgers. Let's go on
line too. You're on the airline too. Hello, fine, all right,
that's a move on from that caller.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
You're on the air.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Hello caller, you're on the advice please to the Miami Dolphins. Okay,
change diapers, good advice. Hello a line number four? Hello,
Line four.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Going in time, drive on park ways and park on driveways?
Speaker 6 (37:55):
How do you figure?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
It makes no sense? I understand that's Rick and Maryland. Hello,
call your off there. It's the instant advice line for
the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Hello, go okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
That sounded like a dolphin.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Line six, you're on the air. We're giving advice to
the Miami Dolphins. Hello line, Hey man, this is benbo
Bruce do Dave Smith.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
I don't think he shun.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You'll get that reference if you listen to the Fifth
Hour podcast from from Friday. Line number one, Hello, line one,
to solve the problem. Yeah, that's right, that's Sean the
hood guy. Hey, listen to Aaron Rodgers. Didn't look so bad?
Hello caller, you're on the air collar Hello, go.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
All right, I don't know what that was. Line three, Hello, line.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Three, he does not either.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Boys. Oh that sounded like that did not go well
for that gentleman.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Line four, you're on the air. Line four.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Hello, David Vassy has watched more gay porn than Hitler.
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Line line five, Hello, Line.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Five, Pat Junior, I'm an Eagles fan.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
I'm trying to win my wife back.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, calm down. Line six, Hello, line six, you're on
the air Line six.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Go.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Do you think you could ever say Aaron Rodgers without
saying no? I can't go one more? One more? Hurry up,
peg pegget curling for Line four.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
You're on the airline for go oh, line for you
weren't fast enough.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Line four
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three, our number three, and we ask
the hard hitting questions like are you drinking the Daniel
Jones kool aid? As the Colts get off to the
quick start, You're drinking that kool aid? The Colt's ladling
it out at the County Fair. Are you're drinking? And
(00:22):
also Sam Darnold his first Seahawks start was blank, His
first Seahawks start was blank. Also, how do you appraise
the performance of former number one overall pick Bryce Young
and the Carolina Panthers as they went down and they
went down hard against the Carolina Panthers. We'll talk about
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all that and more here it is. We'll tee it
off in our number three, a cult classic. Welcome in
the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maler Show.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We are in the air everywhere sound wave soulmates as
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We are practicing the very primitive.
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Air bending Techniquely, I'm literally bending air with every word
from the world famous Fox sports radio studios as approved
by Reggie in Detroit, who is pretty consistent with the
Fifth Hour mailbag. It's Reggie alf Fer Dog. Those guys
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usually are are pretty much every weekend. There's some others
that rotate in that rotated. If you heard the Fifth
Hour podcast yesterday, you know what I'm talking about. But
our lead this hour is from Indianapolis, the racing capital
of North America. The Iniapolis Colts have been racing nowhere
fast for years. A team stuck in a tornado suck,
(02:12):
that's the Indianapolis Colts. But they were looking for brighter
days as they took on the Miami Dolphins in the
great indoors there. Do you see this game? Two words
for this game no contest, No contest. Those are two
words to describe this particular performance we talked about a
little bit earlier. Indianapolis wins this game thirty three to
(02:36):
eight was the final. They led the game thirty to nothing, So,
as you might imagine, the game was over early. It
was over at halftime, it was twenty to nothing. I said, well,
maybe it was not over at halftime. Twenty nothing was
definitely over going to the fourth quarter, and so that
was it. As the Colts get the win, but don't
bury the lead. My man, heart, We're not going to
(02:58):
bear the lead. So dang the old Jones. Yes, that
Daniel Jones. We've all decided he sucks. Daniel Jones still
futsing around out there playing some ball. So Dani Jones
passed for two hundred and seventy two yards and accounted
for not one, not two, but three touchdowns, one through
(03:18):
the air, two on the ground, and Indianapolis doing something
they rarely do, they pollaxed the Miami Dolphins. Now this
is a home game in Indianapolis. This led to wide, spread,
wide spread chatter about redemption, that this is a redemption
(03:39):
situation for suckbag quarterback Danny Dimes, that he just got
out of New York and he went to Minnesota to
hang out for a little bit, enjoy the great lakes
there and enjoy the nice outdoors. And now he's in
his new home in Indianapolis, and he's good to go,
good to go, all right, So let us discuss the
question for the esteem panel.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Are you drinking the Daniel Jones kool aid, which the Colts, oh,
by the way, are labeling out at the County Fair.
Everyone gets free. Everyone gets free kool Aid. You get
free kool At, you get free kool At, you get
free kool At, you get free cool kool Aid. So
my views on this, I've got one eight hundred flowers,
dinner rolls, and at a sketch, and we will combine
(04:29):
all of these things together and we are going to
make the Baba Ganoosh. We're gonna make the Baba Ganoosh
is what we're going to make. Absolutely all right now,
before we get into my take on Daniel Jones and
all this, let's hear from Shane Steichen talk about having
a tough decision. So Shane Stikeen is the coach of
the Colts. He had Anthony Richardson, who were pretty sure
(04:51):
can't play, versus Daniel Jones, who we know can't play,
and those were his quarterbacks in camp. Daniel Jones won
the job, went out and played great. Here is Shane
Steyle bake In on his quarterback and it was huge.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Like I said, we want to stay on schedule and
compleat balls. I don't remember what the sports stats twenty
two to twenty nine for two seventy two and a touchdown.
And two rushing touchdowns. Yeah, he played good ball. You know,
we got to continue that every week. It's one week
at a time, but that's the preparation he puts in.
He was ready to roll, and guys went out there
and made plays plump.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So this is our commitment here at Fox Sports Radio.
We are there. We put a microphone while he was
dropping a deuce, Shane Steike in in the men's room
in Indianapolis, and very kind of him to do the
news conference Shane Steike and while he was taking a
bowel movement. My god, I'll tell you if I saw
about how things have changed. So and I'm saying this
(05:43):
is for worse or for the better, But when I
started here, like a sound bite like that would not have.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Been put in by the editing staff.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Someone would have lost their job because there was like
a like a quality thing like well we can't hear
the person that, well, we shouldn't put it in. Now
it's like it's like the Old West. Whatever, we just
put it in a fi We have it. That's why
we're going to play it. That's it. But it's just
it's just one of those things in my life that's
changed where it's like, well, you have to have high quality,
it can't be crappy. Well that that was that microphone
was Actually it wasn't even in Indiana. It was over
(06:11):
in Ohio and it was a boom mic from Ohio.
All right, So the first thought on this get back
to the point, Get back to the point, pase.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So are you drinking the Daniel Jones.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Kool aid, which the colts are now ladling out like
they're at the county fair. So I am abstaining from
the kool aid. I am abstaining from the Daniel Jones
flavored kool aid. And my advice before you drink too
much of that is check the expiration date. And here's
why what we saw on Sunday was both unexpected. Right,
(06:44):
we're gonna agree unexpected, right, unexpected.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It was sugary sweet. It was so off the.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Wall abnormal that we cannot help but think it was
of a cosmic nature, that there was some kind of
glitch in the simulation.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Blame the corn moon.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Now we'll have more on this developing story later this hour,
as our astrology insider Andrea will check in to give
us the lowdown on this. But Jones was majestic.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Very rarely. I don't think I've ever said that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Majestic and Daniel Jones, but he was. He was running
like Secretariat in full stride, galloping through the Miami pathetic
defense there and had twenty two completions on twenty nine
pros as well, completed over seventy five percent of his
passes for two hundred and seventy two yards and a touchdown.
(07:43):
He added a couple of rushing scores Daniel Jones as well,
and suddenly, Daniel Jones, Daniel bleep but eap.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Bleep bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep bleep Jones.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He looked like Lamar Jackson's long lost brother from a
different mother, running around like that. And uh, of course,
what's gonna happen? Now we know what happens. We live
for this Week one over reaction Machine.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Week one.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Crank it up now, crank it up. Week one overreaction Machine.
We love it, we love it, we love it, we
love it. We love a big money, big money, and
no way may stop. So Daniel Jones overreaction Machine. He
is going to be treated like a cemetery. He's gonna
get a lot, a lot of roses like one eight
hundred flowers.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He had a lot of roses, right, a lot of people. Oh,
it was a giants fall.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It was Brian day Ball and this guy and that guy,
and know you, he's gonna have more bouquets, Daniel Jones,
more bouquets than a Broadway curtain call with the football
media circling the wagons. Regardless of that, Let's not confuse
roses with roots. And I will try to be the
(08:57):
level headed overnight gas bag. The people lining up, and
they are lining up right now like it's the State
Fair Midway, Welcome to the mallor Midway ready to ride
that Daniel Jones roller coaster. Never mind that half the
bolts are loose, never mind that right half the voltsre Now,
(09:19):
this was fleeting.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I use the word fleeting. Fleeting beauty is what it was.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The rare bloom that vanishes poof the next morning. And
it's kind of like in La we do the show
from Los Angeles and there's a flower district. It's right
in the middle of skid Row. If you want flowers
in downtown, I let you go down there. And my experience,
I bought flowers from there. A couple of times, and
they're usually dead by the time you get them home.
(09:48):
I don't know how they do that. They must have
a skill to make sure they sell the flowers just
before they're about to expire and go bad. That's my
experience down there. Anyway, listen, this was again I go
I use the word fleeting. I think that's the proper
word here. That we've never seen this consistently by Daniel Jones.
(10:09):
We've never even really seen this more than once every
two years they'll have a game like this.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
But in New York he was fumble the.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble, waiting to happen, and stuck in
this weird dimension, stuck in neutral. Now what has changed, Well,
he's wearing different laundry. He's wearing different laundry. That's the
first thing that's changed. Did the Colts unlock some kind
of mystical powder? They did? They go into the warlock
(10:43):
room and come up with something here? And which is
potion or witch? Is brew?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Or is this more a case of the Miami Dolphins
who are so aloof as a football team, they have
such apathy their jobs and doing what they're supposed to
do that they just decided, Hey, tackling's optional, and we
really don't want to be here, but we have to
be here, and so we're going to play like we
(11:11):
all want to go somewhere else and all that stuff.
Miami's defense treating Lucas Oil like a Labor Day barbecue, right,
it was like that would go out to Lucas Oil, say,
it'd be like a barbecue and a lot of standing
around for the Miami Dolphins defensively, a lot of standing
around and paper plates, not glass, not ceramic, paper plates,
(11:36):
and nobody wanted to clean up the mess, just like
left the trash all over the field. And that's the
Miami Dolphins. And so forgive me if I'm not already
penning my haikup to celebrate the performance of Daniel just
but until Daniel Jones is able to show that this
is more than one off, then that's all it is.
It's just a one off performance. And if he does
(11:59):
turn things around, good for him. It does every once
in a while happen. Very rarely does it happen. And
even when guys do turn their careers around, often you're
still waiting for the for the bottom to fall out.
You're waiting for the return like Sam Donald a great example,
Sam Donald sucked for his entire career, went to Minnesota,
played well, but you knew eventually, Sam Donald, the suck
(12:20):
version would show up.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And it did.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It showed up in the final game of the regular
season against the Detroit Lions and a playoff game against
the other Rams.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And it showed up.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
In week one here against for the Seattle football team
against the forty nine ers RCT.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
More on that coming up in a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So I will firmly plant this in the full moon situation,
that this is a full moon situation, a cosmic anomaly,
if you will, cosmic anomaly. And Daniel Jones he played
the game of his professional life. I don't think he
played like this at in college at Duke either, until
(12:56):
proven otherwise.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'll keep the blue kool aid in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I'm not going to drink any of it. All right. Now,
we go to the aforementioned Pacific Northwest Southern Alaska. We
go NFC West matchup forty nine Ers and the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
How did this game go?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well? The Niners said, we want to give this game away.
We would like to give this game away. And Seattle
said we don't want the game. We do not need
the game. You can have the game. So brock perty
had a pair of interceptions. He did also play some
hero ball late in this game, so we should point
(13:36):
that out that he did connect on a late touchdown
pass that gave the forty nine ers the lead and
they would end up winning that game thanks to a
very nice fumble by the Seattle Seahawks on what was
their final possession and fumbled the ball in the final
thirty seconds and the drive that began at their own
thirty five yard line, they got all the way down
(13:57):
to the nine yard line that they needed a touchdown
on Seattle. They didn't obviously get it. They didn't score
anything on that drive. They fumbled.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Good night, game over, see you later, see you later, right,
So Sam Donald, though, that's that's the story here. Sam
Donald's first Seattle Seahawks start was blank fill in the blank.
So my word is unacceptable, capital you. That's my word, unacceptable,
(14:28):
capital you. That was Sam Donald's big debut with the six.
It's almost like we thought he would play as a
Seattle Seahawk and then abra cadabra, hocus pocus. There he
was playing the way we thought he would play. What
a rocky start. And that is to be kind, that
is to be measured to say it was a rocky start.
(14:49):
You had all off season to cook up some offense
here for Sam Donald, the big pickup for the Seattle
football team, and he went out there in that offense
was like lukewarm tuna fish from a middle school cafeteria. Disgusting, right,
just horrible, horrible performance. And the forty nine ers now,
(15:12):
they are not supposed to be a very good team
this year. They're supposed to be an average team, middle
of the road team and all that stuff. And their defense,
they changed so many players on defense. The assumption is
that they're not going to be that good. It's going
to take them a while to figure things out. They
don't have a top five defense in the NFL. And
yet they turned this particular day, the forty nine ers
(15:34):
defense into a great Britain holiday.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
It was Boxing day.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They boxed up the Seattle offense and Sam Donald in particular,
he was boxed up. He was gift wrapped. They put
a bowl on Sam Donald and they say, hey, welcome back.
That's the Jets version. That is the Jets version of
Sam Donald right there, and make no say this was
not the Viking version of the first twelve games or
(16:01):
so last year. This was not that guy that we sell.
You're not that guy, Pal, You're not that guy. This
was the haunted Woo. This is the kind of game
Joe the ghost hunter should be trying to find the
ghost that is spooking things that go bumpity bumpity bumpety.
In this case, during the day in Seattle to a man,
(16:22):
every time he dropped back, it's like he was in
quicksand dropping back.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
How bad was he?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, he was a dog with fleets, That's how bad
he was. Sam Donald one hundred and fifty yards passing
one hundred and fifty yards, passing, no touchdowns, no interceptions,
did lose a fumble, did lose a fumble, and again
he had quicksand all over the I was wild and
eighty two percent, eighty two percent of his passing yards
(16:52):
went to one guy. That's it, Jackson Smith in Jigma.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
He eighty two percent of his passing yards. You know
what that's like. That's like going to the Belagio buffet
and they've got all those foods out of the Blagio,
and you're like, you know what, I'm only going to
eat dinner rolls. I'm not going to go to the
seafood bar. I'm not going to go eat some steak.
I'm not going to go have some chicken. All I
want at this buffet, which is really expensive, I just
(17:19):
want the dinner rolls. They're really good, buttery, garlic, delicious
dinner rolls.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
But that's all I want. I don't want anything else. Well,
who does that? This guy?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Jackson Smith and Jigba one hundred and twenty four yards
receiving on thirteen targets. Donald had just twenty three pass attempts,
so thirteen of the twenty three he went to one guy.
That's it, and everyone else on offense might as well
have been cardboard cutouts. Remember during COVID when they had
those cardboard cutouts. Yeah, was that kind of thing. And
the new quarterback answer, Sam Darnald giving you vibrations like
(17:53):
he's a dollar store knockoff of Drew Locke. That's not
a compliment, it's embarrassing. It's absolute embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Now, speaking of embarrassing, final fut we now go to Carolina.
Got Carolina on my mind the Jaguars in a game
that was broadcast by Fox Sports Radio alumni member Chris Myers.
I'm kid because I care well. Chris Myers called the
game there on Fox. You had the Jags and the Panthers.
(18:20):
It was an e Z win, easy win for the
Jacksonville football team. That's not the story. The story is
in the losing locker room. Another stinker from former number
one overall pick. We're picking Carolina. Now that's the story here.
How do you appraise? How do you appraise this latest performance,
(18:40):
this latest flatulence from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers.
So this is top forty radio? Is what?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
This is? Top forty radio?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Same song, high rotation, high rotation, only a couple of songs,
and that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Forget the He's turned the corner stories.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
How many of those did we read behind paywalls over
the last few weeks. Oh, he's so good. Everyone believes
in him. He really put the work in.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Here's what I love.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
First guy in, last guy out, first guy in, last guy.
I love that. So we can say goodbye to that
fairy tale that was a bedtime story that has no
happy ending. There's no happy ending there through two picks. Now,
one of them was at the end of the game here,
so we should factor that in fumble.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, also had a.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Fumble and did not even crack one hundred and sixty
yards passing.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That is anemic, is what that is. And here is the.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Manly our, Bryce Young. You are a player who was
the number one pick in the draft. You were Drafters,
a franchise savior, and you are the reason in many
ways this franchise is irrelevant your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
They do a great job with the you know, with
the plant.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It's it's it's on let's play better.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's on me to play better.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's nothing about an organization or coach or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Gotta be better, gotta be better. Okay, thank you, Captain obvious.
I appreciate that. Yes, you know why. You have to
be better.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You could not.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Be any worse.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You suck, Okay, you know it. We got to yell,
who give a break?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Bad?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why would I give my break?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
This is the kind of And I've been fighting this
fight from behind these microphones for years here, and you
dumb people keep following for you fall for the ruse.
You fall for the ruse every single bleeping year. You
fall for it? Right now, let me give you a
refresher course on where we are on this and why
(20:44):
this is so annoying to me. Okay, the story after
story was written that Bryce Young had closed the year
the proper way and was setting himself off on the
launching pad to the moon, to the moon, to the moon,
to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon to
the moon, just like that, right that? That was the
(21:05):
story he produced at the end of last year. And okay,
so how did that go?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I think the story is rather obviously here. There is
no such thing as momentum. There's Uncle Moe. Uncle Mo
lives in New Jersey, used to live in Brooklyn. There's
Ozzie momentum, But there's no Momentum in football does not exist.
It's nonsense. There is no carryover from year to ear.
No matter how many dopey people tell you that they're
(21:33):
dumb people, don't listen to dumb people, right, There is
no there's no rollover minutes in the NFL doesn't happen
each season. It's like taking an etch a sketch and
you flip it upside down and you shake it until
the pad. You know, that powder stuff rattles around there
and everything's gone from the previous year.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So I don't want to Oh, what about the optimism
from last year?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Come on, no opt This guy sucks And it's like
getting excited because a baseball player hits a bunch of
home runs in the Cactus League.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Whooped the damn dow?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It is the Ben Malers Show.
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Mike Tomlin called Chris Boswell a blank after these Steelers
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later this hour. The Riddle of the Day Mike Tomlin.
(25:02):
Mike Tomlin called Chris Boswell a blank after the Steelers
game winning sixty yard field goal versus the Jets. That
is the riddle of the day and the answer, let's
season we know. Let's see a Bobby and Florida says
a pretty princess King Roy going with FBI informant as
his answer.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Robbie the Mariner fan says he called him a Hayes
in Minnesota. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a liquored up
idiot kicker is the answer. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Alf the Alien opiner says a distant relative of Nostra
Damas and friend of Nostradinas is the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A page down.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says Riddle of the day
coach called him a ice in his veins. Blank, blank blank.
A bugger eater from Lady Sideburns called him a jar
head guessed by Scrooge. That's his answer? Page down? Who
else do we have? Fur Yok says an idiot kicker
(26:09):
who got liquored up and ran his mouth off. It's
his answer, page down. I can't read that on the air.
Donkey Sausage says, a milksop is the answer, fat, sassy
and spoiled from just Josh. That's his answer. Ariak in
(26:31):
Minnesota got this right. Bad job by him.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Do you have an answer? Lorraina?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yes, Ben?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I think he called him a dingus dingus?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Is that the answer?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You know? Exactly? Correct answer is a. According to Mike Tumman,
a serial killer is the answer. Am I like like
fruit loops? Or I don't know what sereal he likes?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Just call the phones.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
And Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider. There's
a cosmic event. If you've looked up to the sky,
and even if you're blind, you can see the full moon.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Hello Andrea, Welcome, Hello Ben?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
If I was any better, I'd be the corn Moon.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
But I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm here doing doing the show. That's it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I'm doing the show.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Well, blessed corn Moon. I sent you a link for
the Farmer's Almanac. I'm back on the X machine. Good
so full corn Moon September seventh, and it was a
lunar eclipse as well.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Oh, is this the moon that they sing in the
Pocahonta song.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Do Do Do, Do, Do Do Do?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
What moon is that?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the full
corn moon?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Don't?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Don't they say that in there?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Oh? I like that?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
That amazing.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, I think I've heard of that now that you
mentioned it. Interesting. So it's uh, you know, full moon
lunar eclipse, which we in two weeks they'll be a
solar eclipse. So we're in eclipse season, which is endings
at new beginnings and transformations. And speaking of which, Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Aaron right, guys, Yes.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I heard your name singing that tune. And he's Sagittarius
December second, nineteen eighty three. I have his birthtime. He's
into astrology. Two fifty pm, Chico, California. He actually proclaimed
he's a student of astrology and my colleague is actually
his astrologer. So he's a Sagittarius. You know that free spirited,
(28:38):
loves to travel the whole Ayahuasca exploration, and he has
moon in Scorpio, which, as we know, with hoop and Lorena,
that can be very intense and a little secretive and
he got some revenge against his former team with four
touchdowns against the Jets, and that reminded me when Raphael
(28:59):
Devers got traded from the Red Sox Boston to the Giants.
His first home run was against the Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, it's interesting how the planetary energies. I mean, he
has a very free spirited, adventure seeking personality, but his
inner life as a hidden depth to it. So you know,
he has a lot of adventure, spiritual exploration, self proclaimed
status as a student of astrology, and he just loved
(29:30):
getting those four touchdowns and he went so far as
to say something like, I'm so glad it was against
the Jets.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well, of course, of course obviously, I mean, of course
you're going to say that because the team he played for.
And revenge is wonderful. If you've ever changed jobs and
you go back and you do something great, and it's
pretty unique to sports, but it happens in my business
where you go to somewhere else and you get great
ratings in the former people you work for look like schmucks.
So it's always fun, always a good thing.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, and you know, the full moon is a much
more emotional, intense time. So when he asked what it
feels like to beat his old team, you know, he
was really happy to say that he still habited him
to win. And it's interesting. The whole secret marriage, very
scorpio move.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
In fact, there was a story out, Uh huh that yeah,
I guess he'd given a shout out Aaron Rodgers to
his his fake wife, his mystery wife.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Oh okay, yeah, after the game, Oh mystery.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'm assuming he's a fake shout out because no one's
seen her, right, no one's heard her voice.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
She must not have any friends because no one's been
talking about her.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, that's right. Sure, we all like the gossip. That's
human nature. Women especially like the gossip, and no gossip
about from other like girlfriends of the woman. Maybe she's reckless,
but interesting.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah, I'll do my due diligence and do a little
more research on that.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well, if you could break that story, that'd be big.
We get a lot of promote If you can find
a photo and a name of Aaron Rodd you can.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Get some money for that, I think.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
So yeah, all right, all right, Andrew, I'm glad you're
doing well. I'm glad you're back on X. Thank you,
Virgo in service. If you'd like to say a load
to Andrea, thank you so much. All right, there she goes.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Let's say helload to helmet man.
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Hoor right for helmet man. Easy to save the day.
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that's his face. Was congratulations your Baltimore Orioles. They dominated
the Dodgers this weekend. Very impressive. It's good to see
(32:06):
a last place baseball team play baseball the right way,
unlike those bums the Dodgers. So that was nice.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
The Ravens won forty.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
The Ravens one is that right, is this speaking news congratulates?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
All right? I thought they lost go ahead, but I
hit that breaking news here.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
This is unbelievable breaking newsreaking news from Fox Hill.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, they changed the score after the game. Is that right,
helming Man?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That the Ravens won forty one to forty in?
Speaker 7 (32:39):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay? All right, there you go. I want to I
want to have what he's having. No, it's the other
way around.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh god, he you got me. Oh man, I almost
felt away game earlier. Oh god, no, I.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Would not be at that game as a terrible game.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
No, I was not at that game. I have no
interest in seeing the Houston Texans and all those people are.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I can't believe you do the monologue ripping CJ. Stra
How does CJ. Stroud look? By the way, how did
he look? You didn't even go to the game. So
why am I asking you?
Speaker 7 (33:14):
C J.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Stroud? That's your that's my quarterback, c J. Strad Come on.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
They scored nine points, nine points.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Then I'm listening to it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Congratulations are you still?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Are you still? Are you still taking two hour showers?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oming man?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Let's see yesterday I took one hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
All right, okay, you're running back. You're saying they're worried
about saving water. So ninety minute shower. Do you take
two showers a day or is it the one shower
a day?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
One? Just one?
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
You don't want to be greedy?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, because I leave my windows hoping when I get out, because.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I drive, I drive. You like to air, you like
to air dry like your clothes. Yeah, okay, I got you.
All right, Well, very nice, helme man. Are you still
watching the OJ trial?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:20):
I go over it, but I gotta put it together.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Okay, I know I don't want to listen. I don't
want to. I don't want to put you on the spot.
People think you just do this randomly, but no, you
write notes down, you cover the whole thing, You run
the gamut. All right, well, helmet man, I'm glad you
checked in. I will see you. I'll be at the
I'll make a deal with I'll try to find you
at the next I think the Chargers play the next
game at so far I'll try it. I think there's
(34:44):
two weeks.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not next week.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
They're not there. But I'll try to find you. Next
time I'm there, I'll let you know. Okay, okay, all right, thank.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You helmet man.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
All right, top of the morn, the Great helmet Man
Hero to the kids.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I'm actually on the live Yes, you're on.
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Speaker 6 (36:30):
Here?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Some incident advice?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Hold that thought.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds
and if.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You don't like it, and away we go the incient
advice on who needs our advice? And I could give
advice to the Baltimore Ravens who gagged a sixteen point
lead or fifteen point lead they're late in the game
to the Baltimore or Baltimore losing to the Bills. But
instead of me with Miami Dolphins, the Dolphins playing a
mid level Indianapolis Colts team somehow ended up fall behind
(37:01):
thirty to nothing to the Indianapolis Colts and Daniel Jones
and the Colts ended up doubling about the yardage total
of the Miami Dolphins. A total no show by the
Miami football team. So advice to the Miami Dolphins. You're
on the air when you hear my voice. We'll start
out with you on line one at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Hello, line one, what's.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Worse getting swept by the Pirates?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Are losing no hitter in the ninth ending only to
lose the game four to three.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
You'd have to talk to the Dodgers. Let's go on
line too. You're on the airline too. Hello, fine, all right,
that's a move on from that caller.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
You're on the air.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Hello caller, you're on the advice please to the Miami Dolphins. Okay,
change diapers, good advice. Hello a line number four? Hello,
Line four.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Going in time, drive on park ways and park on driveways?
Speaker 6 (37:55):
How do you figure?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
It makes no sense? I understand that's Rick and Maryland. Hello,
call your off there. It's the instant advice line for
the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Hello, go okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
That sounded like a dolphin.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Line six, you're on the air. We're giving advice to
the Miami Dolphins. Hello line, Hey man, this is benbo
Bruce do Dave Smith.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
I don't think he shun.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You'll get that reference if you listen to the Fifth
Hour podcast from from Friday. Line number one, Hello, line one,
to solve the problem. Yeah, that's right, that's Sean the
hood guy. Hey, listen to Aaron Rodgers. Didn't look so bad?
Hello caller, you're on the air collar Hello, go.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
All right, I don't know what that was. Line three, Hello, line.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Three, he does not either.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Boys. Oh that sounded like that did not go well
for that gentleman.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Line four, you're on the air. Line four.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Hello, David Vassy has watched more gay porn than Hitler.
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Line line five, Hello, Line.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Five, Pat Junior, I'm an Eagles fan.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
I'm trying to win my wife back.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, calm down. Line six, Hello, line six, you're on
the air Line six.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Go.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Do you think you could ever say Aaron Rodgers without
saying no? I can't go one more? One more? Hurry up,
peg pegget curling for Line four.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
You're on the airline for go oh, line for you
weren't fast enough.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Line four
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