December 3, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about the grand conspiracy that agent Jimmy Sexton is stonewalling Penn State's coaching search, Jaxon Dart getting clowned for his fashion choices, Giants K Younghoe Koo blaming slippery balls for his meme-worth FG attempt, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dilly dilly, it's our number three. Our three is ready
for me and you and we start out here on
the Ben Mathers Show podcast. Do you buy the grand
conspiracy that super agent to the stars Jimmy Sexton is stonewalling,
stonewalling Penn State's coaching search. We'll give you the Illuminati
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version of the story. Also, how does Giants quarterback Jackson
darts fashionist to look hit you? It's gone viral? The
fashion of the Giants quarterback and the Giants kicker uh
blamed a slippery ball slippery balls for the infamous failed
field goal when he stopped before kicking the ball. What's
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your verdict on this one? Will go there as well,
Young Wayku, the kicker for the Giants, saying it's the
slippery balls. We'll get to that more right now here.
It is our number three? A great end plot? Or
is it a grand plot? Welcome in the beginning of
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Happy Valley. Not So Happy Valley, the alleged Powerhouse the
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Penn State Nitley Lions, Holy Joe Paterno Batman. They are
struggling to find a new head coach after they whacked
James Franklin, who's excommunicated from the Church of the Nitney Lions.
They said bye bye to James Franklin. They assumed, because
their pens stay, they can get whoever they want. I
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don't know if you've noticed the coaching carousel and college
football has been going round and round and round and round,
round and round and round and round. And a bunch
of schools have hired coaches. You know who hasn't hired
a coach?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Ding ding, ding ding dang.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Penn State. Oh my, the atrocity of it all. And
now we have a theory as to why that is.
Why is Penn State one of the elite college football
programs that everyone loves to tell you that from what
they did million years ago, what they've done really all
that much in recent years. They did have a good
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year last year. But aside from that, so we have
the college football illuminadi, the illuminati. Are they really messing
with Penn State? So if you didn't see this, perhaps
not this all goes back. I'll give you the thumbnail
version of this because moving man Matt likes the thumbnail version.
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So the theory is that the super agent, this guy,
Jimmy Sexton, is allegedly steering his clients away from Penn
State as payback as retribution that this is all being
manipulated and the puppet master is Jimmy Sexton. Now Penn
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State was targeting BYU's coach Kilani Sataki, who is a
not a Jimmy Sexton client, and they got turned down
by him. He turned him down, he took the crumble
cookie money and went back to BYU and all that stuff.
So another one bites the dust, another kick to the
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nuts in a happy valley, as you can't get a
coach who'd rather stay at BYU. That's good for BYU,
but rather embarrassing for Penn State. So that is a
good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question do
you buy the grand conspiracy that Jimmy Sexton, the super
agent is inten inntionally stonewalling Penn State. So on this one,
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I've got jumbo sized charcuterie board and joystick and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a big plate of the Ben Mallard
chicken fingers, which are only available at the landing in Liberty, Missouri.
And I've been there. We had a great Mallard meet
and greet last year. Hoped to go back again someday
and do it again. But it was just absolutely wonderful.
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All right. So to lead off here, I am guzzling.
I'm not drinking. I'm guzzling the kool aid on this one.
I totally buy. It makes a lot of sense. There's
really no other obvious, obvious explanation for what's going on.
Penn State is one of the power teams in college football,
historically power powered teams. It's a legacy program, it's a
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blue chip program. They pay a lot of money, so
they're offering a lot of money, and they can't find
a coach. So to me, this isn't a conspiracy. This
is college football mafia one oh one is what this is.
And Jimmy Sexton a infamous figure in college football, the
greatest agent of them all when it comes to football
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college football anyway. This guy's the godfather of college football
and a golf polo shirt and he is the puppet
master of the pigskin. He is the one that is
pulling the strings on all of this. And he doesn't
move markets. He is the market. Like he's not moving
the market, he is the market. He's like the Warren
Buffett you know, back in the I guess Warren's retired now.
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But like Warren Buffett, if you're a big time coach,
if you've made a mark in college football, you are
under the jumbo sized umbrella of Jimmy Sexton. You just are.
And if you're not, if you're not, then you're standing
outside in the rain and you have no poncho, no umbrella,
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no pancho, no raincoat. You're just out there. That's it.
If you look at his roster, it's a who's who
in college football now. Nick Saban's no longer coaching, Jimmy Sexton,
Guy Kirby Smart, Jimmy Sexton, Guy Sarkesian, Steve Sarkisian sark
Lane Kiffen, the con man at LSU, Lane, Kevin Dan Lanning,
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Dabbo Sweeney, all of these big names. It's like the coaching.
It's like Avengers. An Avengers team. It's a murderer's row
of middle aged people wearing wearing headphones and headsets and
all that. It really is. I mean, these guys are
also filthy rich, and so if Jimmy Sexton whispers whisper
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and athletic directors then starts sweating a little bit when
he whispers and they're sweating like they're at a strip
mall sauna, which is a place that Robert Kraft would
go to, the rub and tug. Place like that. You
don't get little hot, nervous, the whole thing, regretting their decisions,
that whole thing. So now Penn State, though, when you
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take a couple of steps back, you look at Penn State.
They they decided to poke the bear. And when you
poke the bear, sometimes it works out, sometimes he doesn't.
They whacked James Franklin. His ass was grass, James Franklin,
and that is one of the prized cattle for Jimmy
Sexton and Big Jimmy Sexton. There's a lot of things
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about this guy. We don't know much about it. We've
read about him, we've heard about him. But he doesn't
forget a slight. He does not, and this was deemed
to be a slight. And so agents have memories, especially
this guy like an elephant, and he's got a grudge
like the Corleone family. And what's the message. The message
is rather simple. Even those of you in the back
of the room know the message. You mess with the
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beaut you get the horns. You mess with the beaut
or in this case, you mess with the Nitley Lions
and you don't get a coach. Penn State goes shopping.
They're like, well, window shop, we want to coach, Hey,
how would you like to coach Penn State football? Nobody's
saying yes to that, nobody's returning the calls, The shelves
are empty, there are supply chain shortages. So they reach
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out to this guy, Kalani Saitaki, the guy at BYU,
not a Jimmy Sexton guy, not under the jumbo sized umbrella.
And even he says, nah, I kind of like these
crumbled cookies. I'm gonna stay in this Mormon enclave. I'm
just gonna stay here. And it's another as we said,
it's a kick to the balls for a happy value. Now,
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this is not a coincidence. It's not a kowinkie dink.
This is Jimmy Sexton, based on the preponderance of the evidence,
more likely than not, sending a smoke signal. Jimmy Sexton
is across the college football planes. You don't disrespect a
Jimmy Sexton client, and if you do, you're gonna have
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a horsehead in your bed.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Now, Furthermore, we go down to New Jersey, right across
the way from New York, where the Giants play their games,
and quarterback Jackson Dart is being hosted over an open fire.
Not for not for the hit, the helicopter hit that
he took from Patriot defender, No, no, no, He's being
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roasted for his fashion moves and his mannerisms. Now. During
the game, Dart wore his signature chain blank blank, filled
with I believe it studded hearts. What a romantic h
And then, of course they lost in a non competitive
game day the Giants against the Patriots. So postgame this
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is where it really cranked up. So postgame, Jackson Dart
wore a turtleneck. He said, well, who cares about that? Well,
he wore a turtal. I think it was cold in Foxboro.
He then on camera at the dais he flipped his
hair in the air everywhere and he chewed gum in
a very pronounced fashion. So this of course went viral
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in the matrix. It's like, oh what is that? So
people were goofing on Jackson Dart. The question for the
esteem panel, how does Giants quarterback Jackson Darts fashion nista look?
Hit you all right. So Dart, he walked in, I
want to again paint the picture for Stevie Meatballs and
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some of our other blind listeners here. So Dart walked
into the postgame presser and you know, he's, you know,
doing his thing, and he walks in and it's like
he's auditioning for America's next top quarterback. I was like, Okay,
this is an audition. Here's what I need to do.
Either that or it was like Paris Fashion Week. I'm like, dude,
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it's an NFL postgame thing. What do you doing? No,
I know it's Paris Fashion Week. So Jackson strutted out
there like he was ready to do a pirouette on
the on the stage there, and not a hot read.
He wasn't ready for a hot read and all that,
and he looked like a guy Jackson Dart who really
loves grey poupon and has a giant sized Charcuteri board
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with all the greatest cheeses and crackers you could possibly get.
And then he pairs that charcuterie board with sparkling water
that cost fifteen dollars a bottle, and he loves it.
So Dart, he's not the kind of guy would appear
based on the way that he addresses. He's not the
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kind of guy that is going to pack a Duffel
bag for a weekend trip. He's rolling, whether it's MetLife
or somewhere else, he's rolling with a Gucci carry on
and he did not buy it at Ross Dress for
Less like Rob Parker, and he's going in there like
he's late for a photo shoot. Jackson Dart And this
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is the trend. I've noticed this. I don't know if
anyone else has noticed this, but I've noticed this among
the new wave of quarterbacks that have been in the
NFL the last few years, that it's the gen Z
quarterback fashion revolution, and it's happened right under our eyes
a nose. We haven't really paid attention to it now.
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Caleb Williams takes a lot of crap in Chicago because
he's got really nice manicured nails and believes in the
manny and the petty and all that stuff. So he's
a big fan of that Joe Burrow who's been around
for a few years. But Joe Burrow showing up remember
the fashion thing in Perry when Burrow went viral. He
showed up wearing a backless suit like he was walking
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the runway at the Vogue World Show in Perry and
all that. So it's the Yin and the yang, the
yin and the Yang to the old guard, the zoomer
signal callers, not that there's many of those left, Aaron Rodgers.
That's about it. Do we care what these guys do
if they win? Of course, nobody cares if you win.
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In fact, if you win, people start wearing chains like
Jackson Dart and flipping their hair in the air and
chewing gum Valley Girl back in the day, like all
that stuff. Right, you can dress like Liberaci. Nobody even
knows who that is anymore, look him up. You can
dress like a Liberato. Nobody cares if you're winning. But
if you lose, oh uh oh, you're not taking a job. Seriously,
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you've opened up Pandora's box. What's in the box? Lipstick?
That's what's in the box. That kind of thing, not
last thing to the files of the idiot Kicker, the
files of the idiot Kicker. It's a play that still
has some life today. The botched field goal by the
Giants kicker Young Wayku and what a doozy this was
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a humdinger. It was a humdinger, so you didn't see it.
It was against the Patriots. It was a hurley burley
kind of a play that is still getting a lot
of attention. So Ku has now offered up an explanation.
This is where he didn't actually make contact with the ball,
and it's like he hit somebody at the pause button
right as he was about to kick the ball for
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kick his leg forward to make contact on the ball.
So he's asked about this. He said to me, can
you give us an explanation? This is like really crazy
what happened here on Monday night football. It was like
a gag reel bloopers and practical jokes. And he said
he offered an explanation for the Monday night boo boo.
He said, slippery balls. That it was slippery balls in
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cold weather. That was the problem. I've always said one
of the great things about sports is you never know
when the balls will become slippery, and they slippery balls
is the number one cause of athletes not performing well.
Remember back when the Lakers had Shaq and Kobe and
Phil Jackson and be out there and remember Phil would
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say hands on balls and then Kobe would repeat that,
saying hands on balls. But this is not hands on balls.
This is just slippery balls, is what this is. That's
all this is here. So it's pretty good. Seriously, he blamed.
I'm not making this up by this. Oh this must
be a fake story. No, you phill Ford sucker, No,
it's not fake story. Slippery balls, he said. Quote I
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was approaching the ball and cold weather the ball kind
of slipped out of the bottom of it. It was moving.
Who said to the Giants media. I wasn't able to
kick through the ball. The ball was moving when I
was driving to it, so I just pulled up on it. Okay.
Question the Giants kicker Young Wayku blaming slippery balls on
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the failed field goal attempt against the New England football team.
What is your verdict on this one? Well, thanks for
asking my verdict. I'll go first. I'm in the jury room.
So my verdict on this. It does not pass the
Mallards smell test. Does not pass it not even close,
not even click. We've watched hundreds of Pigskin ice box
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specials over the years, from Siberia to Antarctica, games played
in wind tuns, freezer Chazz Arctic vortexas we watched them all.
We loved the snow Globe games. There was no stow
in this game, but we liked the bad whether And
never once do we recall, never once do we recall
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that we've seen a sliding ball. Because of the slipperiness
of the balls. It's like animation looked like the Peanuts
cartoon there. This was a video game glitch, is what
this was. It was a video game glitch, the kind
where the joystick disconnects from the thing of a jig
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right in the middle of gameplay, and your avatar that
does that backwards half motion thing and just kind of
falls down and then that's it. Soku did not even
make contact with the ball, which is hard to believe.
He stubbed his toe like he was walking barefoot into
a coffee table. He walked into this coffee table in
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Home a Lull and they were doing a remake of
He walked right into it and what are you doing?
You shouldn't be doing that, And it was the remake
of the movie. We just went right there and listen.
The thing was about that. It wasn't the weather. I
don't believe it was user error. I'm going with user
error on this and the worst part, you don't really
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live that down. It's a primetime game, like that's the
kind of thing people that sought will remember and not
forget it for years and years and years and years
and years. You don't flush that away. There's no flushy flushy.
And it's on your football credit score, your credit report.
It's on there, and it's on there permanent. It's a ding.
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It's a permanent ding ding ding ding ding ding permanent
ding is what it is. Yeah, it's the kicker version
of sending a text to the wrong person. You ever
done that? And once it leaves your phone, it depends
what you have, like an iPhone, you have like maybe
a couple of minutes maybe to get it back, but
even then do you really ever get it back. It's
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out there forever and that's it. And Coup would have
been better if he had decided to become a thespian
And what would he have done? Well, young Wayku would
have been better off if he had done some cosplay,
pretend like he had tore his a cl and then
people were say, oh, he tore his acl that's why,
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that's why. Now heck the greatest blue. But we talked
last hour about the greatest NBA stat stuffing thing, this
guy Ricky Davis who tried to miss a shot off
his own basket to get a rebound to get a
triple double. Well, how about in NFL annals, the greatest
boo boo by a kicker of all time would be
this guy. He probably don't know who this is. He
played for the Arizona Cardinals named Bill Grammatica. Now there
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were a couple of kicking Grammaticas and they call them
automatica Grammatica like the whole thing, right, And so this
this genius. You can look. I'm not making this up.
It's on YouTube. It's like twenty something years ago. But
Bill Grimmatica was dancing to celebrate a kick, a forty
something yardfield goal that he had kicked. He then suffered
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an ACL injury while dancing. Legendary folly in NFL history,
and Young Wayku just joined the fraternity of foibles with
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Now.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I need a game show contestant for too much or
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let's get to the riddle of the day. Lane Kivin
started his LSU tenure this week with blank with blank,
that is the mallor riddle of the day, and what
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That's his submission. A box of delicious ice cream treats,
the Chockgo taco from Rob the Goatman, who else, plenty
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of necklaces for the ladies from Late Night drug tester
with one hand in his pocket and the other holding
a cigarette from Nate Hammer page down. Just Josh said
that Lane Kiffin began his LSU tenure with hookers and cocaine.
My friend, what else? Keys to the governor's mansion and
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hookers in cocaine from barbecuing Lynn, just like Frank said,
of course, he started his tenure with gumbo donkeys. Sausage
says in a drunken stupor, like seventy five percent of
the people that call your show, I don't know what
you're talking about. What else do we have? Page down?
Let's see here? Can to read that? A fake Southern accent?
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From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. I am amazed how many
people do not know how to spell Queen of Hearts
it is. I'm getting a lot of messages with people
misspelling pretty well. That's like, come on, now, what else
we have? Andy in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says he started
his coaching tenure with a top hat and a magic
wand courtesy. Flusher says in jail he started out in jail.
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Bengal fan Bryan says he took it out something the
Seinfeld the line there the riddle. Johnny Q says meth
that that's the answer Darth Vader's lightsaber from American Patriot.
But that we have the American patriot who's listening to
the show. Filler up, Phil says in alive loaf sandwich
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on rye bread, sounds sounds terrible. All right, all right?
Do you have an answer, Lorraine?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Unfortunately, I think he started his coaching tenure with an
st I.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh, well, you hate that. Unfortunately, that is incorrect. It
turns out LSU started as LSU coaching tenure with a
quote hot and sweaty yoga workout. How about that hot
and sweaty.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I wont getting yogas?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Hello? He might have gone over when he coached at SE.
Could have. Well, I guess this wasn't here. There's a
hot yoga studio right across the courtyard from him. Buddy,
I need a contestant. By the way, let's go to
the phones. Can't is this? Neil? Can't close the deal?
Neil in Indiana? Hello, Neil, can't close the deal? Neil?
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Oh Dan, Neil. If I was any better, I'd have
a game show contestant lined up. But I don't. I
don't have that, Neil, what's going on with you? How's
your son doing, Neil?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Good, he's doing good.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Then I'm going to see him here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Great.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I can play a game if he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
They sounds like you need to take a nap. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I Uh, yeah, I've been for a while.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I know I've been.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'll hope for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But uh, I know, I know. Don't you know what?
You've been a hope for so long. You don't want
to give you because you didn't ask for it. You
gotta goll to take it. You gotta goll to take it.
You gotta goll to take it. You gotta goal to
take it.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I gotta go, thank you man.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Try to contain your emotion, Try to stay calm.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Hey, I was just going to ask you about the
NFL because he needs opening monologue about the NFL, and
he was really good. But uh, I was just gonna
ask you that I feel like none of the teams
will to stick out, and I feel like it's a
wide open It's a wide open field this year.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
What are your thoughts on that? Well?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I would agree that you don't look at the Patriots
and the Bears, who are the top teams, and say well,
those teams are clearly head and should above everyone else
in the NFL. It does feel that way, although if
you go by the history, typically one of the top
two seeds ends up getting to the super Bowl. In
both conference, it's like one of the top two or
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three seeds is going to go to the super Bowl.
So if you look at the history, like right now today,
if you look at the American Football Conference, it's New
England and Denver or the top two seeds, And in
the NFC it's the Bears and the Rams. So at
least one of those teams will be in the super Bowl,
and then you could have a surprise somewhere else along
the way. But yeah, this has not been a dominant
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year by any any means. I mean, the Lions aren't
in the playoffs right now. They were one of the
heavyweights Kansas City. They're not in Baltimore. The Ravens are
in barely because they're in the right division.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So yeah, yeah, I feel I feel you.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right, Well, listen, Neil, you got your golden ticket,
very important there, and get some sleep. Us you want
to add, is that it is all you got? Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Oh my god, I'm sorry, that's all right, No, no.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, that's my fault. I am a you know, I
blame you know, I blame helmet man. I blame helmet man.
That's why I blame so yeah, helt man. Okay, all right,
thank you Neil. All right, there's a clank. The legend
on the show can't close the deal. Neil big big
fan of his work. Let's say hello to Eat Dog,
(29:27):
Eat Dog on Long Island. Hello, Eat Dog?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What what a rico suave man? This guy is? Hello
the great e Dog.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I want to ask you a question real quick.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I know you live on the West Coast and everything,
but did you ever hear of a club called Dance Charisma. No,
it's a it's a club for men who like heavy
set women.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Like oh like the B b W Craft you know.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Anyway, have you have you been?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Have you been to the club?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, once in a while. I used to go when
I was women.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I feel like you told this. I feel like you've
told me, or was it Joe Dog one of you
guys told me. But I feel like I've heard this
somewhere along the line.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Maybe I said I'm sorry for you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Have I reiterated, Well, that's all right, it's a new audience.
There's new people listening all the time. And so you
did you know you did?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You did?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I swear it was you. You told me about this
long ago.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Of the women there, they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm sure they are good for them. What do you want?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What's the men you like at that place?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Beer and well and uh you know women called gloddy Mary?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, are you are you? Are you? Are you a
big guy yourself?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
There?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Are you wait to sixty?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You know you could be our center on the offensive line.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Okay, I want to talk about the Knicks, but first
of all, Scottie Barnes. If the Knicks get him, they
go to the Promised Lands. About Bill Belichick, you think
he's happy with saying now? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Well, based on the decisions that he's made, I believe
he's very happy. He found someone that he enjoys spending
quality time with and it's uh, he's going all in
on that. So I think he's happy.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, but he did. He did him coach New England
again and they would have had a better record than
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, but they fired him. How many years ago, a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
He was a great coach. Also about the next before
I get onto a religious question.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh you're gonna ask a religious question. Well, you've come
to the right question. Most people often say that sports
talk radio is a religion, So it's it's nice that
before I get.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
To the next can I ask you the religious question?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Uh? Sure, hurry up please.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I got to think who started the movie the Tin Commandments.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know Moses.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh there you go. All right, I gotta I gotta go.
But thank we gotta get to the game. Here we go.
Hit that button right there, hit that button, Hit that button.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Game.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We've endured too many of these, has it too much
or not enough? Already? Thank you? Hey dogs, Welcome in
Phil from you tak what's going on? Phil? Welcome?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
How are you morning time? Are you a B y
U fan or you're just passing through you?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I mean I'm moving for them to win, obviously, and
got nothing else is going on with our sports team,
though that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The Utah Jazz sucked. That's I don't know how the
hockey team's doing. But yeah, all right, well Phil, welcome
and we're gonna play the game. What do you do
for a living. By the way, Phil, snowplow driver, O nice,
this is a great time. Second, snow plower, listen, this
is a big Let me tell you something, all right,
this is our time of the year to dominate. Let
it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow,
(32:57):
Let it snow.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I gotta tell you, man, I've seen a Mallard Malitia
sticker on a rentrito. It's here and you saw no way.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Really, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
I used to call it listen quite a while ago,
and I've seen that.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
So one of your militia members got me back.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That's awesome. I wonder who that was. I don't know,
Jay Dot, maybe Jay Dot. He was a little north
assault Like, all right, let's play the game. Here we go,
Phil back in the Mallard militia, and how sweet it is?
So DeVante I got to get three right to win
the game. Davonte Adams has become the sixth wide receiver
ever aged thirty two or older with fourteen plus receiving
touchdowns in a season. Is that too much or not enough?
(33:40):
Not enough? Let's find out. No, it's too much. He's
only the fourth wide receiver everage wins to Marvin Harrison
and Jerry Rice. All Right, you're still okay, You're not
gonna run the board, but you get three, right, all right?
Cade Cuttingham, you know who that is?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yes, sir, Okay, No you don't.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
He's a basket ball player. Oh look at you do? Okay?
Stand corrected.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Cunningham of the Pistons, who were playing very well this year,
has had at least twenty points and five assists in
each of his last thirty road games. Is that too
much or not enough? Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Man?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Let's find out. There you go. You got it right,
you're on the board. You will not get shut out
too much. He's done it the last twenty six road games.
Only Oscar Robertson and Tiny Archibald, a couple of good
names there have longer streaks on the road. Question number
three for Phil driving the snow plow around Utah. Josh Allen.
Josh Allen now has seventy career rushing touchdowns for the
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Buffalo Bills. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Find out? That is correct? Good job by you? Not enough?
He has seventy seventy six. A very nice passed Cam Newton.
You only need one more to win. Phil, come down
to here question four for Phil and Utah. There are
seven running backs with a thousand or more rushing yards
so far this season. Is that too much or not enough?
(35:13):
Too much is for the wine? That's all you gotta
call the talking. I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
You got.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Good, all right, good job by you, Phil, Thank you
for listening. And we love all our snow plow drivers
across the country keeping the roads clean of that evil snow.
And there goes Phil.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
We will have.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
This is very exciting. We go from one bit to
another bit the Queen of Hearts with Laray No. We
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the two people and not a spell Queen of Hearts
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Get Rye tonight.
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Dear Rye.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
You heard the man. It's time for love here on
the Ben Malors Show. And you know, we actually had
a listener ask earlier this week about Meghan the Stallion
and Clay Thompson with the naming of the boat.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I think it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
You know what, they might as well change as basketball
nickname too, Clay the Stallion. Let's just move it on.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh, you are right. Well, we have some questions for
on the phones and on the X machine, Rob says Ben.
I put our foot soldiers to work and the campaign
still going on there. Oh the stickers he's talking about,
Well that's not for Loreena. Nate the Hammer writes in
He says, I was talking to a woman and she
(37:17):
said she just wanted to be friends. I told her
I have enough friends, which I do, but she lost it.
Was I in the wrong, says Nate. This is Nate
the Hammer.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
Yeah, well you were being honest with what you want
from her. And if you don't want her in that
regular position, then carry on, move on.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Board, upboarding, onward, far out. Dave says, my lady keeps
telling me to take it as a compliment when she
lets one rip while we're wrestling. I don't know how
to take it. I figured i'd ask an experts.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Yeah, I mean, she's trying to say she feels comfortable.
But something about doing that it breaks the romance. You
know what if you're wrestling and you like, you know,
you want to get closer, and then she rips the
one and you're like, oh, and I want to go
in a completely other.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Room than you, you know, pass out a gas mask
or something.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
He just pass out.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says, Hey, today's our forty ninth wedding.
Everything about that I met congratulations, great man. I met
him at the meet and greet there in Minnesota says
I don't need any relationship advice from Lorena. He says
the four ls make for a long marriage. He says,
a long marriage a love, laughter, loyalty, and listening to
each other. So apparently, Lorena, that's the key. The four els, love, laughter, loyalty,
(38:34):
and listen. That's all you need. Let's go to the phones.
Bobby in Florida, Key Lime Pie, Bobby in Florida for
Loraina on the Queen for Bbby, oh a call.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
So based on that last message, the listening part kind
of feeds into my question. So you know, I'm dating
this girl. Everything's great, we're madly in love, and so
we get to the point where we're getting a little
intimate and come to find out, when she's getting to
the to the top of the mountain, it sounds like
somebody's beating a bag of puppies with a hammer. A ballgag,
(39:12):
a ballgagger. Do I get myself some mere plugs?
Speaker 8 (39:15):
You just shove her face on a pillow too, That
could work, Okay, I might incorporate that.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Well, that's a tremendous there.
Speaker 8 (39:23):
At least you know you're doing a good job, right,
apparently get her to the top of the mountain.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Then to keep her at the bottom she might be dying.
I'll just go to Rick in Maryland. Hello, Rick, Welcome
Rick in morning time.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
It sounds like he said a little intimate. But anyway,
look at you. I had fort Worth on my mind yesterday.
But look he's listening right Now, if he's dealing with
a woman who drive for door dass and she has
time to see him every time during her route, is
that either love or stalking? Tell him please, he's listening.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ooh, I don't know. That sounds like a stage four.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
It sounds like she's like I can buy again.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
No, that's a little weird, but also it could be
a little sweet if you think about it. She's putting
you know.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It's not gonna last though, right, that cannot last, that's not.
Speaker 8 (40:12):
Maybe she keeps the little trinkets from every door that
she goes to. I thought about you on this one.
I thought you might like this.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You want to take that seems like a lot of
trouble that seems kill Daniel is all love, man, No,
don't disrespect anything from yesterday. Yeah there, crossing guard Daniel,
America's favorite crossing guard. Yes, thank you. All right, let's go,
let's go to Uh we don't have time. I was
gonna put a call around, but you know, this guy's
(40:38):
long winded and he's gonna rant about the tabloids and
all that. So, uh, there you go. The Queen of hearts.
We love Love, Love is in the air. Loudwhere yes
it is
Dilly dilly, it's our number three. Our three is ready
for me and you and we start out here on
the Ben Mathers Show podcast. Do you buy the grand
conspiracy that super agent to the stars Jimmy Sexton is stonewalling,
stonewalling Penn State's coaching search. We'll give you the Illuminati
(00:24):
version of the story. Also, how does Giants quarterback Jackson
darts fashionist to look hit you? It's gone viral? The
fashion of the Giants quarterback and the Giants kicker uh
blamed a slippery ball slippery balls for the infamous failed
field goal when he stopped before kicking the ball. What's
(00:47):
your verdict on this one? Will go there as well,
Young Wayku, the kicker for the Giants, saying it's the
slippery balls. We'll get to that more right now here.
It is our number three? A great end plot? Or
is it a grand plot? Welcome in the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Malor Show. We are in
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Happy Valley. Not So Happy Valley, the alleged Powerhouse the
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Penn State Nitley Lions, Holy Joe Paterno Batman. They are
struggling to find a new head coach after they whacked
James Franklin, who's excommunicated from the Church of the Nitney Lions.
They said bye bye to James Franklin. They assumed, because
their pens stay, they can get whoever they want. I
(03:02):
don't know if you've noticed the coaching carousel and college
football has been going round and round and round and round,
round and round and round and round. And a bunch
of schools have hired coaches. You know who hasn't hired
a coach?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Ding ding, ding ding dang.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Penn State. Oh my, the atrocity of it all. And
now we have a theory as to why that is.
Why is Penn State one of the elite college football
programs that everyone loves to tell you that from what
they did million years ago, what they've done really all
that much in recent years. They did have a good
(03:35):
year last year. But aside from that, so we have
the college football illuminadi, the illuminati. Are they really messing
with Penn State? So if you didn't see this, perhaps
not this all goes back. I'll give you the thumbnail
version of this because moving man Matt likes the thumbnail version.
(03:55):
So the theory is that the super agent, this guy,
Jimmy Sexton, is allegedly steering his clients away from Penn
State as payback as retribution that this is all being
manipulated and the puppet master is Jimmy Sexton. Now Penn
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State was targeting BYU's coach Kilani Sataki, who is a
not a Jimmy Sexton client, and they got turned down
by him. He turned him down, he took the crumble
cookie money and went back to BYU and all that stuff.
So another one bites the dust, another kick to the
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nuts in a happy valley, as you can't get a
coach who'd rather stay at BYU. That's good for BYU,
but rather embarrassing for Penn State. So that is a
good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question do
you buy the grand conspiracy that Jimmy Sexton, the super
agent is inten inntionally stonewalling Penn State. So on this one,
(05:05):
I've got jumbo sized charcuterie board and joystick and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a big plate of the Ben Mallard
chicken fingers, which are only available at the landing in Liberty, Missouri.
And I've been there. We had a great Mallard meet
and greet last year. Hoped to go back again someday
and do it again. But it was just absolutely wonderful.
(05:26):
All right. So to lead off here, I am guzzling.
I'm not drinking. I'm guzzling the kool aid on this one.
I totally buy. It makes a lot of sense. There's
really no other obvious, obvious explanation for what's going on.
Penn State is one of the power teams in college football,
historically power powered teams. It's a legacy program, it's a
(05:49):
blue chip program. They pay a lot of money, so
they're offering a lot of money, and they can't find
a coach. So to me, this isn't a conspiracy. This
is college football mafia one oh one is what this is.
And Jimmy Sexton a infamous figure in college football, the
greatest agent of them all when it comes to football
(06:09):
college football anyway. This guy's the godfather of college football
and a golf polo shirt and he is the puppet
master of the pigskin. He is the one that is
pulling the strings on all of this. And he doesn't
move markets. He is the market. Like he's not moving
the market, he is the market. He's like the Warren
Buffett you know, back in the I guess Warren's retired now.
(06:31):
But like Warren Buffett, if you're a big time coach,
if you've made a mark in college football, you are
under the jumbo sized umbrella of Jimmy Sexton. You just are.
And if you're not, if you're not, then you're standing
outside in the rain and you have no poncho, no umbrella,
(06:51):
no pancho, no raincoat. You're just out there. That's it.
If you look at his roster, it's a who's who
in college football now. Nick Saban's no longer coaching, Jimmy Sexton,
Guy Kirby Smart, Jimmy Sexton, Guy Sarkesian, Steve Sarkisian sark
Lane Kiffen, the con man at LSU, Lane, Kevin Dan Lanning,
(07:12):
Dabbo Sweeney, all of these big names. It's like the coaching.
It's like Avengers. An Avengers team. It's a murderer's row
of middle aged people wearing wearing headphones and headsets and
all that. It really is. I mean, these guys are
also filthy rich, and so if Jimmy Sexton whispers whisper
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and athletic directors then starts sweating a little bit when
he whispers and they're sweating like they're at a strip
mall sauna, which is a place that Robert Kraft would
go to, the rub and tug. Place like that. You
don't get little hot, nervous, the whole thing, regretting their decisions,
that whole thing. So now Penn State, though, when you
(07:57):
take a couple of steps back, you look at Penn State.
They they decided to poke the bear. And when you
poke the bear, sometimes it works out, sometimes he doesn't.
They whacked James Franklin. His ass was grass, James Franklin,
and that is one of the prized cattle for Jimmy
Sexton and Big Jimmy Sexton. There's a lot of things
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about this guy. We don't know much about it. We've
read about him, we've heard about him. But he doesn't
forget a slight. He does not, and this was deemed
to be a slight. And so agents have memories, especially
this guy like an elephant, and he's got a grudge
like the Corleone family. And what's the message. The message
is rather simple. Even those of you in the back
of the room know the message. You mess with the
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beaut you get the horns. You mess with the beaut
or in this case, you mess with the Nitley Lions
and you don't get a coach. Penn State goes shopping.
They're like, well, window shop, we want to coach, Hey,
how would you like to coach Penn State football? Nobody's
saying yes to that, nobody's returning the calls, The shelves
are empty, there are supply chain shortages. So they reach
(09:02):
out to this guy, Kalani Saitaki, the guy at BYU,
not a Jimmy Sexton guy, not under the jumbo sized umbrella.
And even he says, nah, I kind of like these
crumbled cookies. I'm gonna stay in this Mormon enclave. I'm
just gonna stay here. And it's another as we said,
it's a kick to the balls for a happy value. Now,
(09:25):
this is not a coincidence. It's not a kowinkie dink.
This is Jimmy Sexton, based on the preponderance of the evidence,
more likely than not, sending a smoke signal. Jimmy Sexton
is across the college football planes. You don't disrespect a
Jimmy Sexton client, and if you do, you're gonna have
(09:47):
a horsehead in your bed.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Now, Furthermore, we go down to New Jersey, right across
the way from New York, where the Giants play their games,
and quarterback Jackson Dart is being hosted over an open fire.
Not for not for the hit, the helicopter hit that
he took from Patriot defender, No, no, no, He's being
(10:09):
roasted for his fashion moves and his mannerisms. Now. During
the game, Dart wore his signature chain blank blank, filled
with I believe it studded hearts. What a romantic h
And then, of course they lost in a non competitive
game day the Giants against the Patriots. So postgame this
(10:31):
is where it really cranked up. So postgame, Jackson Dart
wore a turtleneck. He said, well, who cares about that? Well,
he wore a turtal. I think it was cold in Foxboro.
He then on camera at the dais he flipped his
hair in the air everywhere and he chewed gum in
a very pronounced fashion. So this of course went viral
(10:55):
in the matrix. It's like, oh what is that? So
people were goofing on Jackson Dart. The question for the
esteem panel, how does Giants quarterback Jackson Darts fashion nista look?
Hit you all right. So Dart, he walked in, I
want to again paint the picture for Stevie Meatballs and
(11:16):
some of our other blind listeners here. So Dart walked
into the postgame presser and you know, he's, you know,
doing his thing, and he walks in and it's like
he's auditioning for America's next top quarterback. I was like, Okay,
this is an audition. Here's what I need to do.
Either that or it was like Paris Fashion Week. I'm like, dude,
(11:38):
it's an NFL postgame thing. What do you doing? No,
I know it's Paris Fashion Week. So Jackson strutted out
there like he was ready to do a pirouette on
the on the stage there, and not a hot read.
He wasn't ready for a hot read and all that,
and he looked like a guy Jackson Dart who really
loves grey poupon and has a giant sized Charcuteri board
(12:02):
with all the greatest cheeses and crackers you could possibly get.
And then he pairs that charcuterie board with sparkling water
that cost fifteen dollars a bottle, and he loves it.
So Dart, he's not the kind of guy would appear
based on the way that he addresses. He's not the
(12:22):
kind of guy that is going to pack a Duffel
bag for a weekend trip. He's rolling, whether it's MetLife
or somewhere else, he's rolling with a Gucci carry on
and he did not buy it at Ross Dress for
Less like Rob Parker, and he's going in there like
he's late for a photo shoot. Jackson Dart And this
(12:44):
is the trend. I've noticed this. I don't know if
anyone else has noticed this, but I've noticed this among
the new wave of quarterbacks that have been in the
NFL the last few years, that it's the gen Z
quarterback fashion revolution, and it's happened right under our eyes
a nose. We haven't really paid attention to it now.
(13:05):
Caleb Williams takes a lot of crap in Chicago because
he's got really nice manicured nails and believes in the
manny and the petty and all that stuff. So he's
a big fan of that Joe Burrow who's been around
for a few years. But Joe Burrow showing up remember
the fashion thing in Perry when Burrow went viral. He
showed up wearing a backless suit like he was walking
(13:29):
the runway at the Vogue World Show in Perry and
all that. So it's the Yin and the yang, the
yin and the Yang to the old guard, the zoomer
signal callers, not that there's many of those left, Aaron Rodgers.
That's about it. Do we care what these guys do
if they win? Of course, nobody cares if you win.
(13:51):
In fact, if you win, people start wearing chains like
Jackson Dart and flipping their hair in the air and
chewing gum Valley Girl back in the day, like all
that stuff. Right, you can dress like Liberaci. Nobody even
knows who that is anymore, look him up. You can
dress like a Liberato. Nobody cares if you're winning. But
if you lose, oh uh oh, you're not taking a job. Seriously,
(14:16):
you've opened up Pandora's box. What's in the box? Lipstick?
That's what's in the box. That kind of thing, not
last thing to the files of the idiot Kicker, the
files of the idiot Kicker. It's a play that still
has some life today. The botched field goal by the
Giants kicker Young Wayku and what a doozy this was
(14:39):
a humdinger. It was a humdinger, so you didn't see it.
It was against the Patriots. It was a hurley burley
kind of a play that is still getting a lot
of attention. So Ku has now offered up an explanation.
This is where he didn't actually make contact with the ball,
and it's like he hit somebody at the pause button
right as he was about to kick the ball for
(15:01):
kick his leg forward to make contact on the ball.
So he's asked about this. He said to me, can
you give us an explanation? This is like really crazy
what happened here on Monday night football. It was like
a gag reel bloopers and practical jokes. And he said
he offered an explanation for the Monday night boo boo.
He said, slippery balls. That it was slippery balls in
(15:24):
cold weather. That was the problem. I've always said one
of the great things about sports is you never know
when the balls will become slippery, and they slippery balls
is the number one cause of athletes not performing well.
Remember back when the Lakers had Shaq and Kobe and
Phil Jackson and be out there and remember Phil would
(15:46):
say hands on balls and then Kobe would repeat that,
saying hands on balls. But this is not hands on balls.
This is just slippery balls, is what this is. That's
all this is here. So it's pretty good. Seriously, he blamed.
I'm not making this up by this. Oh this must
be a fake story. No, you phill Ford sucker, No,
it's not fake story. Slippery balls, he said. Quote I
(16:06):
was approaching the ball and cold weather the ball kind
of slipped out of the bottom of it. It was moving.
Who said to the Giants media. I wasn't able to
kick through the ball. The ball was moving when I
was driving to it, so I just pulled up on it. Okay.
Question the Giants kicker Young Wayku blaming slippery balls on
(16:33):
the failed field goal attempt against the New England football team.
What is your verdict on this one? Well, thanks for
asking my verdict. I'll go first. I'm in the jury room.
So my verdict on this. It does not pass the
Mallards smell test. Does not pass it not even close,
not even click. We've watched hundreds of Pigskin ice box
(16:54):
specials over the years, from Siberia to Antarctica, games played
in wind tuns, freezer Chazz Arctic vortexas we watched them all.
We loved the snow Globe games. There was no stow
in this game, but we liked the bad whether And
never once do we recall, never once do we recall
(17:14):
that we've seen a sliding ball. Because of the slipperiness
of the balls. It's like animation looked like the Peanuts
cartoon there. This was a video game glitch, is what
this was. It was a video game glitch, the kind
where the joystick disconnects from the thing of a jig
(17:35):
right in the middle of gameplay, and your avatar that
does that backwards half motion thing and just kind of
falls down and then that's it. Soku did not even
make contact with the ball, which is hard to believe.
He stubbed his toe like he was walking barefoot into
a coffee table. He walked into this coffee table in
(18:01):
Home a Lull and they were doing a remake of
He walked right into it and what are you doing?
You shouldn't be doing that, And it was the remake
of the movie. We just went right there and listen.
The thing was about that. It wasn't the weather. I
don't believe it was user error. I'm going with user
error on this and the worst part, you don't really
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live that down. It's a primetime game, like that's the
kind of thing people that sought will remember and not
forget it for years and years and years and years
and years. You don't flush that away. There's no flushy flushy.
And it's on your football credit score, your credit report.
It's on there, and it's on there permanent. It's a ding.
(18:42):
It's a permanent ding ding ding ding ding ding permanent
ding is what it is. Yeah, it's the kicker version
of sending a text to the wrong person. You ever
done that? And once it leaves your phone, it depends
what you have, like an iPhone, you have like maybe
a couple of minutes maybe to get it back, but
even then do you really ever get it back. It's
(19:05):
out there forever and that's it. And Coup would have
been better if he had decided to become a thespian
And what would he have done? Well, young Wayku would
have been better off if he had done some cosplay,
pretend like he had tore his a cl and then
people were say, oh, he tore his acl that's why,
(19:26):
that's why. Now heck the greatest blue. But we talked
last hour about the greatest NBA stat stuffing thing, this
guy Ricky Davis who tried to miss a shot off
his own basket to get a rebound to get a
triple double. Well, how about in NFL annals, the greatest
boo boo by a kicker of all time would be
this guy. He probably don't know who this is. He
played for the Arizona Cardinals named Bill Grammatica. Now there
(19:50):
were a couple of kicking Grammaticas and they call them
automatica Grammatica like the whole thing, right, And so this
this genius. You can look. I'm not making this up.
It's on YouTube. It's like twenty something years ago. But
Bill Grimmatica was dancing to celebrate a kick, a forty
something yardfield goal that he had kicked. He then suffered
(20:14):
an ACL injury while dancing. Legendary folly in NFL history,
and Young Wayku just joined the fraternity of foibles with
this one. It is the Ben Mather Show eight seven,
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of the day. The answer, We'll get to it. We
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Speaker 7 (23:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I need a game show contestant for too much or
not enough, so I need somebody for that. But right now,
let's get to the riddle of the day. Lane Kivin
started his LSU tenure this week with blank with blank,
that is the mallor riddle of the day, and what
is the answer? Lady Sideburns said. Crabs apparently enjoyed some
(23:58):
seafood ra. The Ambassador of Bakersfield says, a buy you
Gator Hunt, he says, with a fake accent from ferg Dog.
That's his submission. A box of delicious ice cream treats,
the Chockgo taco from Rob the Goatman, who else, plenty
(24:20):
of necklaces for the ladies from Late Night drug tester
with one hand in his pocket and the other holding
a cigarette from Nate Hammer page down. Just Josh said
that Lane Kiffin began his LSU tenure with hookers and cocaine.
My friend, what else? Keys to the governor's mansion and
(24:40):
hookers in cocaine from barbecuing Lynn, just like Frank said,
of course, he started his tenure with gumbo donkeys. Sausage
says in a drunken stupor, like seventy five percent of
the people that call your show, I don't know what
you're talking about. What else do we have? Page down?
Let's see here? Can to read that? A fake Southern accent?
(25:03):
From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. I am amazed how many
people do not know how to spell Queen of Hearts
it is. I'm getting a lot of messages with people
misspelling pretty well. That's like, come on, now, what else
we have? Andy in Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says he started
his coaching tenure with a top hat and a magic
wand courtesy. Flusher says in jail he started out in jail.
(25:30):
Bengal fan Bryan says he took it out something the
Seinfeld the line there the riddle. Johnny Q says meth
that that's the answer Darth Vader's lightsaber from American Patriot.
But that we have the American patriot who's listening to
the show. Filler up, Phil says in alive loaf sandwich
(25:52):
on rye bread, sounds sounds terrible. All right, all right?
Do you have an answer, Lorraine?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Unfortunately, I think he started his coaching tenure with an
st I.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh, well, you hate that. Unfortunately, that is incorrect. It
turns out LSU started as LSU coaching tenure with a
quote hot and sweaty yoga workout. How about that hot
and sweaty.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
I wont getting yogas?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Hello? He might have gone over when he coached at SE.
Could have. Well, I guess this wasn't here. There's a
hot yoga studio right across the courtyard from him. Buddy,
I need a contestant. By the way, let's go to
the phones. Can't is this? Neil? Can't close the deal?
Neil in Indiana? Hello, Neil, can't close the deal? Neil?
(26:40):
Oh Dan, Neil. If I was any better, I'd have
a game show contestant lined up. But I don't. I
don't have that, Neil, what's going on with you? How's
your son doing, Neil?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Good, he's doing good.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Then I'm going to see him here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Great.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I can play a game if he wanted to.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
They sounds like you need to take a nap. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I Uh, yeah, I've been for a while.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I know I've been.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'll hope for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But uh, I know, I know. Don't you know what?
You've been a hope for so long. You don't want
to give you because you didn't ask for it. You
gotta goll to take it. You gotta goll to take it.
You gotta goll to take it. You gotta goal to
take it.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I gotta go, thank you man.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Try to contain your emotion, Try to stay calm.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Hey, I was just going to ask you about the
NFL because he needs opening monologue about the NFL, and
he was really good. But uh, I was just gonna
ask you that I feel like none of the teams
will to stick out, and I feel like it's a
wide open It's a wide open field this year.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
What are your thoughts on that? Well?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I would agree that you don't look at the Patriots
and the Bears, who are the top teams, and say well,
those teams are clearly head and should above everyone else
in the NFL. It does feel that way, although if
you go by the history, typically one of the top
two seeds ends up getting to the super Bowl. In
both conference, it's like one of the top two or
(28:12):
three seeds is going to go to the super Bowl.
So if you look at the history, like right now today,
if you look at the American Football Conference, it's New
England and Denver or the top two seeds, And in
the NFC it's the Bears and the Rams. So at
least one of those teams will be in the super Bowl,
and then you could have a surprise somewhere else along
the way. But yeah, this has not been a dominant
(28:34):
year by any any means. I mean, the Lions aren't
in the playoffs right now. They were one of the
heavyweights Kansas City. They're not in Baltimore. The Ravens are
in barely because they're in the right division.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So yeah, yeah, I feel I feel you.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right, Well, listen, Neil, you got your golden ticket,
very important there, and get some sleep. Us you want
to add, is that it is all you got? Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Oh my god, I'm sorry, that's all right, No, no.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, that's my fault. I am a you know, I
blame you know, I blame helmet man. I blame helmet man.
That's why I blame so yeah, helt man. Okay, all right,
thank you Neil. All right, there's a clank. The legend
on the show can't close the deal. Neil big big
fan of his work. Let's say hello to Eat Dog,
(29:27):
Eat Dog on Long Island. Hello, Eat Dog?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What what a rico suave man? This guy is? Hello
the great e Dog.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I want to ask you a question real quick.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I know you live on the West Coast and everything,
but did you ever hear of a club called Dance Charisma. No,
it's a it's a club for men who like heavy
set women.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Like oh like the B b W Craft you know.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Anyway, have you have you been?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Have you been to the club?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, once in a while. I used to go when
I was women.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I feel like you told this. I feel like you've
told me, or was it Joe Dog one of you
guys told me. But I feel like I've heard this
somewhere along the line.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Maybe I said I'm sorry for you.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Have I reiterated, Well, that's all right, it's a new audience.
There's new people listening all the time. And so you
did you know you did?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You did?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I swear it was you. You told me about this
long ago.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Of the women there, they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm sure they are good for them. What do you want?
Speaker 6 (30:37):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What's the men you like at that place?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Beer and well and uh you know women called gloddy Mary?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, are you are you? Are you? Are you a
big guy yourself?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
There?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Are you wait to sixty?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You know you could be our center on the offensive line.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Okay, I want to talk about the Knicks, but first
of all, Scottie Barnes. If the Knicks get him, they
go to the Promised Lands. About Bill Belichick, you think
he's happy with saying now? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Well, based on the decisions that he's made, I believe
he's very happy. He found someone that he enjoys spending
quality time with and it's uh, he's going all in
on that. So I think he's happy.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, but he did. He did him coach New England
again and they would have had a better record than
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, but they fired him. How many years ago, a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
He was a great coach. Also about the next before
I get onto a religious question.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh you're gonna ask a religious question. Well, you've come
to the right question. Most people often say that sports
talk radio is a religion, So it's it's nice that
before I get.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
To the next can I ask you the religious question?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Uh? Sure, hurry up please.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I got to think who started the movie the Tin Commandments.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know Moses.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh there you go. All right, I gotta I gotta go.
But thank we gotta get to the game. Here we go.
Hit that button right there, hit that button, Hit that button.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Game.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We've endured too many of these, has it too much
or not enough? Already? Thank you? Hey dogs, Welcome in
Phil from you tak what's going on? Phil? Welcome?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
How are you morning time? Are you a B y
U fan or you're just passing through you?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
I mean I'm moving for them to win, obviously, and
got nothing else is going on with our sports team,
though that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The Utah Jazz sucked. That's I don't know how the
hockey team's doing. But yeah, all right, well Phil, welcome
and we're gonna play the game. What do you do
for a living. By the way, Phil, snowplow driver, O nice,
this is a great time. Second, snow plower, listen, this
is a big Let me tell you something, all right,
this is our time of the year to dominate. Let
it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow,
(32:57):
Let it snow.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I gotta tell you, man, I've seen a Mallard Malitia
sticker on a rentrito. It's here and you saw no way.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Really, Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
I used to call it listen quite a while ago,
and I've seen that.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
So one of your militia members got me back.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
That's awesome. I wonder who that was. I don't know,
Jay Dot, maybe Jay Dot. He was a little north
assault Like, all right, let's play the game. Here we go,
Phil back in the Mallard militia, and how sweet it is?
So DeVante I got to get three right to win
the game. Davonte Adams has become the sixth wide receiver
ever aged thirty two or older with fourteen plus receiving
touchdowns in a season. Is that too much or not enough?
(33:40):
Not enough? Let's find out. No, it's too much. He's
only the fourth wide receiver everage wins to Marvin Harrison
and Jerry Rice. All Right, you're still okay, You're not
gonna run the board, but you get three, right, all right?
Cade Cuttingham, you know who that is?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yes, sir, Okay, No you don't.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
He's a basket ball player. Oh look at you do? Okay?
Stand corrected.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Cunningham of the Pistons, who were playing very well this year,
has had at least twenty points and five assists in
each of his last thirty road games. Is that too
much or not enough? Oh?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Man?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Let's find out. There you go. You got it right,
you're on the board. You will not get shut out
too much. He's done it the last twenty six road games.
Only Oscar Robertson and Tiny Archibald, a couple of good
names there have longer streaks on the road. Question number
three for Phil driving the snow plow around Utah. Josh Allen.
Josh Allen now has seventy career rushing touchdowns for the
(34:42):
Buffalo Bills. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Find out? That is correct? Good job by you? Not enough?
He has seventy seventy six. A very nice passed Cam Newton.
You only need one more to win. Phil, come down
to here question four for Phil and Utah. There are
seven running backs with a thousand or more rushing yards
so far this season. Is that too much or not enough?
(35:13):
Too much is for the wine? That's all you gotta
call the talking. I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
You got.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Good, all right, good job by you, Phil, Thank you
for listening. And we love all our snow plow drivers
across the country keeping the roads clean of that evil snow.
And there goes Phil.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
We will have.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
This is very exciting. We go from one bit to
another bit the Queen of Hearts with Laray No. We
need your questions, we need some people. Have to be
the two people and not a spell Queen of Hearts
in a hashtag. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's a it boes with Little Rain at ten nine
clean up Hawks gonna help you. Get Rye.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Get Rye tonight.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Get Rye tonight.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Dear Rye.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
You heard the man. It's time for love here on
the Ben Malors Show. And you know, we actually had
a listener ask earlier this week about Meghan the Stallion
and Clay Thompson with the naming of the boat.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I think it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
You know what, they might as well change as basketball
nickname too, Clay the Stallion. Let's just move it on.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh, you are right. Well, we have some questions for
on the phones and on the X machine, Rob says Ben.
I put our foot soldiers to work and the campaign
still going on there. Oh the stickers he's talking about,
Well that's not for Loreena. Nate the Hammer writes in
He says, I was talking to a woman and she
(37:17):
said she just wanted to be friends. I told her
I have enough friends, which I do, but she lost it.
Was I in the wrong, says Nate. This is Nate
the Hammer.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
Yeah, well you were being honest with what you want
from her. And if you don't want her in that
regular position, then carry on, move on.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Board, upboarding, onward, far out. Dave says, my lady keeps
telling me to take it as a compliment when she
lets one rip while we're wrestling. I don't know how
to take it. I figured i'd ask an experts.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Yeah, I mean, she's trying to say she feels comfortable.
But something about doing that it breaks the romance. You
know what if you're wrestling and you like, you know,
you want to get closer, and then she rips the
one and you're like, oh, and I want to go
in a completely other.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Room than you, you know, pass out a gas mask
or something.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
He just pass out.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says, Hey, today's our forty ninth wedding.
Everything about that I met congratulations, great man. I met
him at the meet and greet there in Minnesota says
I don't need any relationship advice from Lorena. He says
the four ls make for a long marriage. He says,
a long marriage a love, laughter, loyalty, and listening to
each other. So apparently, Lorena, that's the key. The four els, love, laughter, loyalty,
(38:34):
and listen. That's all you need. Let's go to the phones.
Bobby in Florida, Key Lime Pie, Bobby in Florida for
Loraina on the Queen for Bbby, oh a call.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
So based on that last message, the listening part kind
of feeds into my question. So you know, I'm dating
this girl. Everything's great, we're madly in love, and so
we get to the point where we're getting a little
intimate and come to find out, when she's getting to
the to the top of the mountain, it sounds like
somebody's beating a bag of puppies with a hammer. A ballgag,
(39:12):
a ballgagger. Do I get myself some mere plugs?
Speaker 8 (39:15):
You just shove her face on a pillow too, That
could work, Okay, I might incorporate that.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Well, that's a tremendous there.
Speaker 8 (39:23):
At least you know you're doing a good job, right,
apparently get her to the top of the mountain.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Then to keep her at the bottom she might be dying.
I'll just go to Rick in Maryland. Hello, Rick, Welcome
Rick in morning time.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
It sounds like he said a little intimate. But anyway,
look at you. I had fort Worth on my mind yesterday.
But look he's listening right Now, if he's dealing with
a woman who drive for door dass and she has
time to see him every time during her route, is
that either love or stalking? Tell him please, he's listening.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ooh, I don't know. That sounds like a stage four.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
It sounds like she's like I can buy again.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
No, that's a little weird, but also it could be
a little sweet if you think about it. She's putting
you know.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
It's not gonna last though, right, that cannot last, that's not.
Speaker 8 (40:12):
Maybe she keeps the little trinkets from every door that
she goes to. I thought about you on this one.
I thought you might like this.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You want to take that seems like a lot of
trouble that seems kill Daniel is all love, man, No,
don't disrespect anything from yesterday. Yeah there, crossing guard Daniel,
America's favorite crossing guard. Yes, thank you. All right, let's go,
let's go to Uh we don't have time. I was
gonna put a call around, but you know, this guy's
(40:38):
long winded and he's gonna rant about the tabloids and
all that. So, uh, there you go. The Queen of hearts.
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