Hour 3 - A Philly Special

Ben Maller discusses if it's ridiculous to ask Nick Sirianni about benching Jalen Hurts in Philly, reports that the Dodgers are reportedly open to trading Tyler Glasnow and why they would do that, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!

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Boom shaka laka. It's our name, birth three, our three,
and is it ridiculous? On The Ben Mahler Show to
ask Nick Sirianni about benching, Jalen Hurts in Philadelphia address
that also, what does his response or this response rather

(00:22):
by the NBA. There was a story written on the
Athletic ripping the schedule. What is that response by the
NBA over the schedule say about the mindset of those involved?
And we are told the Dodgers are looking to trade
Tyler Glass. Now can you explain why they would want
to trade a starter who pitched relatively well in the playoffs?

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We get to all that and more. It's Benny Versus
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on assist Dot Come and we were back at it.
We had the Thursday night NFL game, Go to the
team from Georgia. Tommy in Atlanta very happy about that
as the Atlanta Falcons get in the win column, come
back from fourteen points down and take down Tampa Bay,

(03:26):
who's now in some trouble to make the players they
got for win a bunch of games here and they
have not won a bunch of games in a while.
We also had now an apology overnight as the star
running back, he's our running back for the Atlanta Falcons.
Mister Robinson has decided to apologize Jean Robinson there. He

(03:47):
got very excited on the postgame show and made a
comment that some people find offensive. Smear the blank blank
It starts with a Q. I forget what the word is.
So he's apologized for that. Chances that he had anything
to do in terms of the verbiage in that apology,
slim and none and none has gone to bed so

(04:08):
there is that. But our lead this hour from Phila, Delphia,
and we love the drama oh rama around Jalen Hurts.
I had a chance to watch Jalen Hurst through something
that had never been done in NFL history, two turnovers
on the same play, two for one, two for one
special there against the Chargers. And now this Hurts is

(04:32):
not bringing the razzle dazzle. He's not bringing that. However,
the story continues to be next level. If you have
not heard, perhaps not, Eagles coach Nick Siriani recently said
he thought it was quote ridiculous that some people it's
a generic quote. We're calling for him to bench the

(04:56):
Super Bowl MVP quarterback Jalen Hurts. This following an absolute nightmare.
Things that go bumpity bumping the night performance by Jalen Hurst. Now,
the question was asked on Philly's sports talk radio and
a morning show the other day, So it's a good
jumping off point Sirianni's reaction to that. Let us discuss

(05:17):
the question. Is it ridiculous with a capital R to
ask Nick Sirianni about benching Jalen Hurts in Philadelphia? Is
that an outrageous say? So, I've got Secret Society, Hollywood Boat,
a Hollywood Bowl, and Harvard Men. So yes, Secret Society,

(05:44):
Hollywood Bowl, and Harvard med will connect all of these
things together, and we are going to put the biscuit
in the basket, is what we're going to do. So
first of all, my answer is n and oh we'll
put those together. We'll slam those together. And that's no
asking Nick sirian people are all this is the dumbest question.
I can't believe that person was asked that that person
asked the question. Asking Nick Sirianni about benching Jalen Hurts

(06:07):
is not ridiculous. It's not uh, it's in fact, it's
the house special in Philly's sports buffet. This is what
they do. And I like, I do you poke, you prod,
you shake the cage, you see what flies out? And
I'd much rather have that than a bunch of toe

(06:29):
licking Manny Petty giving back rubbing fanboys. I would much
rather have the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles being
asked about whether or not he's gonna bench the Super
Bowl hero and then just have hey, hey, Nick, are
you gonna are you gonna give him the many and
the petty because he needs it. You know, he'll play

(06:50):
better if he has the many in the petty.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
You know, I don't. I don't want that. I don't
I don't need that. I don't want any part of
that to me. It's good business. Also, just from a
radio perspect perspective, it's good business. It's good for ratings.
It's great for like a shot of caffeine to try
to wake up a coach. A lot of these coaches
interviews are just snoozefest, right, They just sleep through these

(07:15):
news conferences. They recite passages from the Good Book, the
Book of Cliches. It's all that. It's the weekly coaches
interview that really is next level. That is a secret society.
If you've ever heard these coaches, it's a mix of
grab ass and the coach is trying to say nothing
interesting at all the entire time. The secret society is

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it's called the Dolesmer Society. It's very dull, very very dull. There.
It's an underground chamber of platitudes where everyone smiles and
plays grab ass and nods and pretends that the building
is not on fire. And then somebody finally in this case,
throws a match and says, hey, Nick, are you thinking

(07:59):
about benching your Super Bowl ENVP quarterback Jalen Hurts. And
then what happens, kup boom headline is born. The oxygen
rushes back into the room, and the truth is, Jalen
Hurts has been the number seven special on the breakfast menu.
He's been the ham and egger this season. He's a

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ham and egger. The Eagles scoring offense is not in
the top five, it's not in the top ten, it's
not in the top fifteen. It's nineteenth. The passing offense
is twenty second in the NFL, and Jalen Hurts is
right now. I believe he's behind Tyler Shock of the
Saints as the just really bad I mean the Saints offense,

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they are not good all year, but they have a
better offense than Jalen Hurts. According to the passing offense.
The whole operation in Philadelphia is sputtering. That's the word.
I use the word sputtering like a tailpipe oozing flatulence.
That's what that is. And you throw in aj Brown
at loggerheads with his quarterback, and yeah, asking the question

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is not ridiculous. In fact, in Philadelphia, I would argue
it's required that you got to ask the question now. Secondly,
to pro bouncy ball, we go, we go with the
news of the day takes us, and the news of
the day continues to be I don't want to play.
I've got a boo boo, I don't want to play now.

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The Parisian prodigy San Antonio's Victor Wamanyama and the Sons
Devin Booker the latest stars to book it and not
be playing sideline this week with soft tissue injuries. So
longtime NBA scribe John Hollinger, he wrote a story on
the Athletic and he posed the question, is the NBA Cup,

(09:55):
which is going on right now? Is the NBA Cup
a problem in a road league? And in that column,
Hollinger drew attention to the scheduling as certain nights. I've
noticed this this year. Watch I have the games out
in the background. I really don't get into the NBA
too much anymore until the playoffs, but I have it

(10:16):
on just in case something happens, and so it's in
the background. And I've noticed there's been a couple of
nights a week where there's just two games and that's it.
And so some nights everyone's playing, and then usually it's
spread it out a little more, spread it out a
little more like peanut butter, not chunky peanut butter. Now
it's chunky, but before like smooth peanut butter. And they'd

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spread it all around. And so they want the spotlight
on the knockout round of the Cup, and so they're
having those standalone dates, those are standalone games and all
that on the calendar. And so some teams have had
to play a lot of games in a very short
amount of time. And there's nothing your favorite heroes of

(10:58):
professional sports love more than bitching and complaining about how
hard their lives are, as they've been pampered since they
figured out they being people around them that could make
money writing their coattails and whatnot. So anyway, get to
the point. So the point is, the column appeared and
it generated attention at the NBA. Now how do we
know that because the NBA communications chief, somebody named Mike Bass.

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Now you can't spell bass without ass. Mike Bass released
a statement with a deconstruction, point by point of this
guy John Hollinger's premise about the NBA Cup and the
schedule and all that stuff. And they give all kinds
of numbers countering, trying to deflate the argument. The question

(11:46):
for the esteem panel is, what does this surprising response
of the NBA directly sending out a news release to
a counter a columnist at the Athletic, what does that
say about the NBA. So it's rather obviously you do
not roll out the public relations cavalry. You don't sound

(12:08):
the bugle and call in the pr cavalry unless you've
been poked in a very sensitive spot, a kick in
the testicles. Right, John Hollinger tossed a pebble into the pond,
and Adam Silver and his henchmen respond like it's the
Zubruder film, breaking it down point by point, and that's

(12:31):
that's Adam Silver, all right. Adam Silver a hitting the
pantic button. He's hitting the pantic button with both hands.
The league put a Hollywood Bowl spotlight. They put a
Hollywood Bowl spotlight on a paywall article like the Athletics
find a paywall, and they turned it into this viral thing.

(12:53):
So congratulations, spin doctors, you boosted the very thing you
were trying to bury. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished, Spin doctors,
you streisand affected the whole story you did. The data
doesn't support it. Oh boohoo, the travel schedule. Let me

(13:15):
get my crocodile tears ready to go. Here's the truth
and no spreadsheet can save this. When I look at
this story, you've got the players who are bitching. You've
got the media who's cow tewing to the players. You've
got the league who's complaining. There are no winners, No
one wins. You legal the NBA legalized, Adam Silver allowed

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this to go on for years. David Stern, the guy
that Adam Silver replaced, he immediately knew this is gonna
be deaf, this is gonna be poisoned door business. We
must stop this. And then Adam Silver took over and said,
all right, let me open up all the doors here.
And I think this is really good, you know, really
good load management. And then he realized because the TV
people are like, wait a minute, and there's not as

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much interest in this. It's not doing as well. People
don't like the product. So then Adam Silver's like, well,
I'm gonna do a one eighty. I'm gonna do a
one eighty here and go the other direction. And so
even though he legalized it. He then went to prohibition
with load management. So now you've got players, many believe,
who are exaggerating injuries because that's what you have to do.

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Some teams like Cleveland, the cadavers are just just doing
load management still the way they used to do it.
And so after coddling, absolutely coddling the star players for years,
and recently they tried to put the toothpaste back in
the tube. And now you've still got all these guys
sitting out these December Cup games like it's a preseason game.

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So the lesson is the Cup has no juice. It's
like a flat soda. There's just nothing there. There's no phiz,
there's nothing all right. Now, final thought, top Baseball we go,
Did the Mets lose another player? No? That Winter meetings
are now done. They ended in or Lan the other day.
I helped the the wives, the girlfriends, the kids of

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the executives enjoyed their trip to Disney World. So the
Dodgers they got Edwin Diaz at the Winter meetings. That
seems like kind of a big deal. They needed help
in the bullpen. They got that. Now, a name that
has popped up on the trading block around baseball is
a Dodger. Now there's a couple of names. Edwin, you know,
is one of them, but the other one is Tyler Glass.

(15:28):
Now all right, Tyler Glass. Now, so question, we are
told the Dodgers are open to trading starting pitcher Tyler Glass.
Now they got they got from Tampa Bay. Can you
explain why? All right? So, yeah, I thought the first
thing I thought was the S word savvy. Now, I
am not a fan of nerd ball. I realized the

(15:48):
Dodgers win the World Series pretty much every other year,
at least they won the last two. Don't like it
leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I know they're
gonna keep doing it because they're winning. And so I
will give Andrew Freeman credit if he pulls off off
a Tyler Glass now trade. Because we mentioned the juice
right in the NBA story and how there's really no

(16:10):
juice there. Well, in this one, the juice ain't worth
the squeeze anymore. Class. Now you talk about a guy
living up to his surname made out of class, Humpty
freaking Dumpty on the mound? Do the Humpty dumpty his
medical history? If you look at Glass now's medical charts.

(16:31):
What's available online. It reads like a teaching manual at
Harvard Med. Five documented issues in two seasons in Dodger Blue,
a couple of very extended, all inclusive trips to the
what used to be called the disabled list, three nagging injuries.
It is a biology slideshow, is what it is. And

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he has been the antithesis of a workhorse since he
got to the Dodgers forty regular season starts in two years.
Two years. That's it. You get more availability from one
of the popcorn machines in the bowels of Dodgers Stadium.

(17:14):
It's more reliable than Tyler Glass now. And this guy
gets an A plus when he you know, he's on
the mound, when he's upright and on the mound and
all that. Okay, things are fine, right, Things are fine
when he's on the mound, and usually pitch is pretty good,
really good. Regular season guy did okay in the playoffs
this year too, so he did okay there. But this

(17:36):
issue is the fact he's almost never available right. So
when he's fine, when he's there, he's an A plus
pitcher and asking him to stay upright Tyler Glass now
would be like asking the malordmobile to get to two
hundred miles an hour on the autobonn Now, I know
that Dominican Mike said he got way over one hundred
miles and all that the other day on the Autobahn.
The mallardmobile would need a rocket to get at two

(18:00):
hundred miles an hour. Right, So, and Glass that's thirty two.
He's got two more years plus a club option. And
the Dodgers are dangling him out to some American League
team and say, okay, we'll trade to this guy, and
they'll probably eat some of the salary and Friedman will
play chess and there you go. He'll sell before the
next major injury. For Tyler Glass. Now get younger, get

(18:23):
someone who's at least for now healthier, get some value.
And the Dodgers see, they know the dirty little secret
that Tyler Glass now has elite stuff at least for
the body. Is an unreliable narrator. That's the problem. That's
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necessarily mattering anywhere near as much as who you. Know
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certain that they would end up firing. Him and we
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from the sport. Entirely so if you can do that
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Spots, well you, know they'll do reruns on or whatever they.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Do do they let you? In how many? Hotels let's,
now let's play the game. Here we'll do a little.
Wrappers how? Many don't answer UNTIL i give the, question
And i'm gonna go around the. Room how Many vegas
casinos has our Friend Mouthwash mike been banned? From that
is the. Question let's, See i'm gonna. Guess i'm gonna

(31:19):
Go the answer is. Five i'm gonna go what how
was my? Answer all? Right? Mark you one in on? This,
MARK i was gonna say. Six oh he's going he's
he boxes In, Coop we're. Screwed we have no.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
CHANCE i feel like it's much more based on that.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Laugh but, well, yeah, okay, OKAY i can get you
one for a little. Bit because if you're banned from
ONE mgm, casino, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah it's all of the all of the. Strip it's
a dirty little, Scene, chris either owned BY mgm Or
caesars like that's.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Somebody it's usually just because they fell. Asleep if you're
banned from One caesar's casino your band from all of?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Them so WHICH mgm casino where you at when you
got banned the first?

Speaker 6 (32:18):
One or more THAN.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I think the Ex? Caliber, oh the Ex.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Caliber we just have a low.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
End, yeah that's, crazy that would ban. VIEW i feel
LIKE i see people sleeping there all the.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Time oh worse than that? Man all? Right and what's
The caesar's property.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
That You.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
The First caesar's probably band from was Probably.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Bally's bally's old. School that's. Gone, yeah so.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
We can never hold The mallard meet and greet at
a casino or else. Mouthwash mike couldn't.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
COME i GOT i, WOULD i would put in.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
DISGUISE i love you.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
MAN i gotta go BECAUSE i gotta. Go But i'm
a big fan of your. Work, OKAY i GOTTA i gotta.
Run but that is. Hilarious he's been banned by both
THE mgm And, caesars so he's pretty much you can't
go to any of the hotels on the. Strip who
Owns Samstown's that must not be A caesars OR mgm?

(33:35):
Proper which one banned From? Samstown that's what that. Is
it's a local kind of kind of. Spot i've been buy, it,
UH i. DON'T i don't know who who? CARES i,
mean we can google, It we'll look it. Up whatever
Got Big man's lame jokes of the week for the
rest of the? Hour how great was that called by Mouthwash?

(33:58):
Mike that made up for e dog? Earlier it? Did
we'll get To Big ben's lame jokes of the week
and we will do it.

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help us out, Week blame week. Too It's Big ben's

(34:57):
lame joke of the. Week now let's do, It Big
Laying jokes of the. Week and Weed Man are you?
There Weed Man? Hippie? Hello? Weed?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah how you?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Doing how you doing?

Speaker 6 (35:07):
THERE i love?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
You make me Laugh Hollywood floor to the great Weed Man.
Hippie these are actual jokes by actual. Listeners care of
The Benmaller show at gmail dot. Com benmallorshow at gmail dot.
Com what Does Weedman hippie have in common With christmas? Decorations?
What they both stay lit all night. Long that's that's

(35:31):
a good. Joke george And, Uvalde texas bringing the heat this.
Week why did the Homeless Weedman hippie always have viagra
in his?

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Car?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Why, well if the weather got, bad he could always
just pitch a. Tent that's all he needed to.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Do AND U.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Joe In Virginia beach who sent that one? In what
Was what was one reason why Weed Man hippie's business? Failed? Why,
well unfortunately he offered entered into he entered into joint
ventures that went up and. Smoked That's george And Uvaldi.
Texas FedEx mike just sent this one in at the last.

(36:11):
Minute FedEx mike, asked why did Weed man get fired
from the Eminem? Factory remember why you got fired from
the Eminem? Factory why you kept throwing away all the W's?
Man what's up with?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Dude oldie but a goodie has Weed man? Hip he
ever received any, ceremony awards or distinctions or any peace
prize medallions for his earnest attempts to change the.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
World, WOW i really.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Should, well you, haven't Weed man because you don't have an.
Address so that's why you've not Received that's the Hut hut. Specialist,
well did you hear the news this week That Philip
rivers was asked head to The Indianapolis. Colts, Yeah and
a related, story Weed Man hippie was asked ahead to

(37:04):
The Miami Better Business. Bureau that's From. Gordon good to
See gordon's name again in the. Jokes, gordon a prolific
joke writer over the, year is going to see his
name still in the mix. There why is Weed man
the smartest person in the. Room why because he's the
only person in the. Room that's. Why That's noah In. Austin,

(37:28):
well what did the genie in the bottle of grant
Weed man when he asked for BMW's? Wow What Ben
Mahler weed and the? Show let's see what Say Ben Maller?
Weed That's chip In. Maine who sent that? One and
who is Weed man's favorite all time? Actor Who humphrey

(37:50):
Bou guard Bow? Garden that was not From that was
not From Blind. Scott that Was brendan From. Boston brandon From. Boston,
uh let's. SEE i think this one's not. Bad what
is Weed man's version of a pillow? Fight? What two
homeless dudes hitting each other with cardboard boxes over the?
Head that's a that's a That's mike The leprechaun out

(38:11):
Of boston who sent that one? In why Did santa
skip weed man hippies place last? Year? Why because Weed
man's feet were still in His christmas? Stockings that's. Why
that's A gordon In. Tacoba It's Big ben's lame jokes the.
League what's the difference between e dogg And Blind? Scott
WHAT e dog gets? Women? Oh? Wow all, right that's

(38:34):
A noah In. Austin why didn't a Young Ben maler
like to play with tops During. Hanukkah, why, well he
thought it was very dre. Dole that's a minute jokes over, There.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Coop, uh, yeah they're the same ones that you. Have
BUT i don't think you didn't read this one. Yet
it's From mike The. Apricaorn why did Weed man vote For?
OBAMA i don't. Know obama promised he would bring some
change to the. Country how about this. ONE i think
it's a pretty good. JOKE i think this is a

(39:13):
joke that the boys will be repeating this.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Week who is the best fit For Sharon moore's next?
Job the Former michigan, coach THE Usc. Trojans, trojans That's
chip And. Maine who sent that? One, well apparently. Not
but WHEN i was, earlier my Raiderker Tony bruno sent

(39:36):
me to THE Usc Oregon state game because it was
The trojans versus The, beavers and he wanted to be the,
joke and SO i always An Oregon state was terrible
in those, days BUT i always did the. Joke let's see,
here did you hear that Blind scott's blind wife finally left.
Him it's bad, news but at least she's not seeing anyone.

(39:57):
News so there's not you, know there's. That That's mikey Michael.
Leprechaun all, RIGHT i think we'll get out on. That
thank you so, much weed, MAN i appreciate. That good
job by. You Big ben's lame jokes for the.

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Week