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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's like falling on a cactus. It's our number three,
our number three. And we focus in on a quarterback
being demoted a starting quarterback of former number one overall pick.
How do you translate the meaning of Cardinals quarterback Kyler
Alligator Arms Murray being benched in part because of his performance?
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The head coach said that, Also, where do you file
the report from Adam Schefter that Kyler Murray's foot injury
is why he remains bench It's not his performance.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We'll discuss that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And in the NBA, is Ja Morant really stuck like
glue in minute in Memphis? Is he stuck in Memphis
because NBA executives apparently don't want to trade for him.
He's too toxic? It's what one report said. We will
harpoon that report. We'll get to that and more right
now here it is, and also some other bits like
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the Queen of Parts, it's our number three. Now there's
the good news and the bad news. Now, the bad
news is you made a mistake with the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
The good news is it's a small mistake.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
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And we follow up follow up.
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A previous malamanologue, We discussed the reality that very rarely,
very rarely do Troy Aikman and Joe Buck Ever give
a hot take. They're not hot take, guys. They're made men.
We mentioned that they're made men. Joe buck Troy Aikman.
They're in the mafia of football media. They're in the elites.
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They get to hang out, they run up the expensive count.
They get paid big money to celebrate football, and so
they're not going to endanger that by giving out a
statement like they give out the other day. Well, it
turns out Kyler Murray has been benched. He has not
because of injury, because he sucks. Kyler Murray sucks and
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he got benched. Cardinals announced that they have benched quarterback
Kyler Murray in favor of career backup Jacoby Brissett, just
like Troy Aikman and Joe Bucket said. That news comes
after Arizona curb stomped the once proud Dallas Cowboys in
an island game the other day. Arizona coach Jonathan Gannon
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Jonathan Gannon, the guy that yelled at the player and
then apologized like a wimp because the player cost the
Cardinals a game because he fumbled the ball before crossing
the end zone. And yeah, anyway, that guy, Jonathan Gannon
was asked about Jacoby Brissett starting over Kyler Murray because
of he said, is it health or performance? The question
was is it health for performance? And he said, quote truthfully,
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both factors, he said, truthfully, both factors. I like what
the offense is doing right now, he said. But he
did say both factors played into it. So let us discuss.
That is a good jumping off point. So the question,
We're gonna frame it this way, as we discuss, how
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do you translate the meaning of Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray
being benched for performance?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Benched for performance?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So on this one, I've got Popeyes, alt rock, and
the Ace of Spades, and we will combine all of
these things together and we will go El Capitan with
a side of babagouche. All right, So, first of all,
all this is not writing the hot hands. Some people say, well,
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they're just riding the hot hand. No, no, no, this
is not what that is. Okay, It's not that the
Cardinals have hit their limit. It's kind of like when
you go down to the gas station and you fill
your car up with the gasoline. At some point the
pump stops working because the car is full and doesn't
need any more. Gasoline, so the thing shuts off, and
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if you keep filling it up, it spills out.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And that's the way it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So the Cardinals, their stomach is full, and it's full
of bad football from Kyler Murray. That's it, right, Gannon
is essentially saying, hey, we've gone Popeyes now, not the
chicken restaurant, Popeyes old school.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
There used to be a cartoon called Popeye the.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Sailor Man, and the line was that's all I can
stands and I can't stand no more, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So they have been pretending I took a.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Lot of crap when Kyler played the first couple years
in the NFL, because I knew right away, this guy's
a fraud, guy's a loser Kyler Murray, right.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We'd point that out. We did monologues.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
They were writing about it in the newspaper in Phoenix,
so I guess there's nothing else to write about in
the Arizona Republic. They were writing about my monologues ripping
Kyler Murray. I'm assuming there will be no formal apology
that is being written that I nailed the take, that.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This is take validation. I am at the top of
hot Take Mountain. Very top. The take was great.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It was, And all the lies and all.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The disingenuous comments by Arizona people pretending that Kyler Murray
was the guy, and it turns out that they benched
a forty three million dollars a year quarterback because of production.
He wasn't getting the job done. Terrible leader of men
and bad body language, all of that. There's one word
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that sums up Kyler Murray is Cardinals quarterback. Boone doggle.
That's the word. Boone doggle is the word. And to
be replaced by Jacoby Brissett. Do you know how alarming
that has to be? Jacoby Brissett replaced a career backup
who's got a great collection of jerseys because he's played
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for a gazillion teams bouncing around the NFL, and when
he plays, unlike you, Kyler, when he plays actually looks
like an actual football team. It looks like an actual
football team, averaging nearly a touchdown more per game this
season with the same players around him as Kyler Murray
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had now small sample size, but everything Kyler does is
small and really this is what I call an ab
K situation. Now, what is an ABKM situation.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You know what that is.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's right, anybody but Kyler Murray. Anybody but Kyler Murray.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
That is the move. That's it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Anybody but Kyler Murray. And so that's where we are.
Arizona lied to themselves. They lied to the fans. Of course,
to the media. They always lie to the media. They
fed everyone and their mother a bunch of porky pies.
As they say in the UK, you get a porky pie,
you get a porky pie, You get a porky pie,
you get a porky pie, all of it. And now
they're finally admitting this is an active admission. They're admitting
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the Cardinals. They're admitting that, Hey, yeah, what you guys
were saying is right. Yeah, the kids cooked, can't play.
Guys are stiff. You don't do this unless you're trying
to make a statement at Kyler Murray. By admitting this
the Cardinals, the next logical step is to head into
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the transfer portal. The NFL doesn't have a transfer port
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Now the trade deadline is done, so there will be
no trade.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Right now, there's already rumors popping up of a suck
back quarterback for suckback.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Quarterback. CJ.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Stroud's been a bit of a bust this year for
the Houston Texans, So why not just flip bad quarterback
for bad quarterback and the Texans can take the Kyler
Murray contract and then CJ. Stroud can go to Arizona.
He'll suck there, and then they'll draft another quarterback in
a couple of years. The Saints don't have a quarterback.
That's a possibility. Whoever wants to buy a quarterback who's
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a failed scratcher ticket. This guy was the number one
overall pick the NFL draft back in the day, and
the problem is his reputation precedes him. I'm talking about
Kyler Murray. He's got a track record of cooties. There's
a lot of cooties there. So either way, either way,
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this is a decommissioning of Kyler Murray. That we're close.
The doomsday clock has tick tck tck tck tck tck
tck tck tck Dick, dick.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's about to go right getting close. We're not there yet.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
If you look at the forecast and you look at
the long term forecast, we're heading to a town called Dunsky,
Dunski is where we're headed here, and the Cardinals by
benching Kyler Murray for Jacoby Brissett, and again the coach
admitting it's based on performance. That's like going Instagram official,
Like you know, when you're in a relationship, you go
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Instagram official.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Uh, that used to be a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So turn out the lots the parties over there, you go,
all right now. Secondly on that front, the adults understand
what this means. However, there's an effort, a grassroots movement
to try to gaslight you.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Now what is that?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
NFL insider Adam Schefter his friends call him shifty Now,
Adam Shafter reported breathlessly that Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray's foot
injury is much worse than initially thought and will require
four to eight weeks of recovery. Four to eight weeks
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of recovery. Question, where do you file this latest insider
report on Kyler Murray's foot injury with Arizona being essentially
why he remains on the bench. That's the way the
report was presented, that I didn't really get benched four
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to eight weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
He's got a bad foot, That's what this is all about.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
All that stuff. All right, So this is like an
old sitcom. Give me a break, all right, give me
a break. This is the hey, we didn't bench him,
No no, no, he's hurt playbook.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That's what this is. We didn't we didn't betch him.
He's just hurt. That's all this is. And it's classic
alt rock.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's yeah, you know, I say all rock spend doctors
can't kick the habit, cannot do it, cannot do it,
can't kick the habit. That is not so much a report,
that is a plan, that is an agent, a rep.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
This is my opinion. You can't assume me for my opinion.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
My opinion is that the agent used a media member
as a useful idiot to try to salvage salvage some
of Kyler Murray's reputation. And so it's like that came
from a news release that you can practically smell the
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cologne of the agent for Kyler Murray.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You feel me on that. Yeah? You know where I'm
going with that, right yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, you're shaking your head, yes, yeah. So it's damn
m'ch control one oh one is what it is. Now
Kyler Murray loses his job is decommissioned as the Cardinals
quarterback for thirty three year old journeyman quarterback Jacobe Brissett.
The former number one pick in the draft, Kyler Murray
has lost his job to a thirty three year old
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journeyman quarterback who has more frequent flyer miles than touchdowns
by a country mile. And now suddenly, suddenly, all of
a sudden, they might as well have to amputate his
little foot Kyler Murray. The math ain't mathing on that.
Come on, now, come on, you know that's a bull crap,
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is what that is. It's called saving face. You're trying
to save face, that's what this is. And they're trying
to preserve a little brand value for alligator arms Murray,
the video game quarterback, the first great video gamer quarterback,
Kyler Murray. And the source was not so much a
league inside. It was not a league insider. It was
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mister editor, if you know what I mean. Uh yeah,
So even an ounce of critical thinking.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Just a little ounce, just a little bit, just a
little ounce of.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Critical thinking, and you'd roll your eyes like, Okay, that's
that's bull crap, that's gas lighting.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, moving on to the next Yeah. Uh there is.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I would say the chances of that story being accurate
that Kyler all of a sudden the injury is much
worth Remember, he was supposed to play last week.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Or back on Monday. At the beginning of last week.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
The story was, Oh, he's ready to play, and then
he had a small setback and so he didn't end
up playing. But he was supposed to play, And now
I was like, oh, he's gotta be out of the
four to eight weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
My gut.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
All right, final thought, we're gonna pivot to pro bouncy ball.
Why are we gonna pivot the pro bouncy ball? Because
we go where this story is and what is the
story here? The story is in Memphis, Tennessee, where tenchings
are very high raised emotion, emotional in Memphis. I know
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Big Daddy's aware of this. We talked about a little
bit earlier, but we'll do a deep dive on it.
So John Morant not happy, not happy. John Morant with
the Grizzlies not happy at all. The two sides going
to loggerheads and certainly appears there will be a divorce.
Another high profile NBA player will be relocated to a
big market team. The question is which big market team
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Where's John Morant gonna go? Is John Moran gonna go
to the Lakers, like every other star player ends up
with the Lakers. Does he go to the Clippers? Does
he go to Golden State, the Knickerbockers, the Celtics. With
the Celtics trade Jalen Brown for John Morant? Would they
make that trade knowing that it's a throwaway year and
the Celtics they're just playing Papa shot again, They're not
really trying to play winning basketball without without their their
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guy Tatum, would they make that trade? Where else where
will John Morant go? Well, it seems rather simple that
this is going to lead to a divorce. However, we
are now hearing a report that said NBA executives quote,
really have no interest in acquiring Jahn Morant, according to report,
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because of a contract that is insane and off court issues.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's the report.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
So question, let me ask you this. I'm gonna answer
my own question, but I'm gonna ask you the question.
You can call up or send me a Messagejohn X
if you want to answer it. So is Jamran.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Here's the question.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Is Jah Morant really stuck in Memphis because NBA executives
don't want to trade for him.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is he really stuck there?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So this is a give me a break, give me
a break situation, is what this is. So this is
what you say in the month of November, a couple
of weeks away, a few weeks away from Thanksgiving, Come February.
Come February, when someone's desperate for a splash. The phone's ringing,
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the phone's ringing, and all of a sudden, no interest becomes. Okay,
what's it gonna take to make this happen? So no interest,
my fat ass, there's no interest. Of course there's interest.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This is the same league again, the same league that
rolled out the red carpets for the all time knucklehead
Kyrie Irving, right, mister flat earth guy, mister anti semi
Kyrie Irving, who's currently in the NBA with the Dallas Maverie.
So if you put up with that nonsense, like John
Moran just likes strippers and guns, that's a dime a
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dozen who doesn't like strippers and guns. So he likes that.
That's his lifestyle, right as well? He's an arsonist and
all that. Well, Kyrie Irving's a team arsonist. And he's
found work in the NBA, and so you think they're
not going to touch jam Morant. The guys in his
mid twenties, and he is absolutely electric. He's a maestro
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when he wants to be, and he's not doing his
whole space cadet Island routine. Guys, the hell of a
ballplayer and so, yeah, he's the Ace of Spades, is
what he is. And you wouldn't want the Ace of Spade. Yeah,
he's a bit of a joker. It does what he's
the Ace of Spades. And talent we say it all
the time. Talent Trump's everything. You can overlook just about
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anything unless you're wearing handcuffs and you're locked up. Other
than that, they will find a way. If you have
been deemed talented enough, they'll find a way. It's always
been that way. Talent Trump's everything, always has been that way,
always will be that way. I don't care what kind
of AI or anything else you got. They can say
it's all about culture and it's all about fit. But
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if a guy can put butts in the seats, get
television ratings, get you in the headlines, you're going to
find a way to make it work.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You just are and the.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Problem for problem trade is very real. So you got
to find another knucklehead and I'll trade my knucklehead for
your knucklehead, and then it's an even.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Trade, right.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And so in terms of the contract, salary cap is
for Gayzy. You can always work around the salarycap. You
can always figure out a way to happen. If the
NBA allowed one of the most fraudulent trades of all time,
Luka Dancik, to be given as a gift, like an
ambassador from some small country visited the America, they give
them a gift.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
The Lakers just given Luka Dutching.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
If the NBA allowed that, they allowed Jamran to get
traded just about anywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Now, just give it time, let it breathe. We're in November.
Get through.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
No one was even watching these NBA games right now.
You get through November and December and January. Trade deadline's
in February. February twenty twenty six, right around right around
the Valentine's Day is the trade deadline. So they'll forget
about all the baggage and all that stuff, and that'll
be that so and they'll be if it's not an
executive there'll be some meddling owner.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Some meddling owner will come in and be.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Like, Okay, I want that player. I can I forgot,
I'll forget the baggage, the carry on baggage. I'll pay
for the baggage fees and all that stuff. And so
John Moran is certainly not stuck in Memphis, is what
I'm trying to say here.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Because nobody wants him.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It's it's certainly not that it's just stuck until things
cool down, and it's like the ebb and flows like up.
It's like a seesaw, up and down, up and down,
up and down, eventually goes back up and that's it.
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So Lady Sideburns doesn't get upset, and here it is,
you gotta be kidding me, very upset. There's a lot
of different breeds, but former NFL star Tom Brady revealing
recently that his dog Juny is a blank as a blank.
So that is the question. What is the answer A
Labrador receiver from Fudgie in Boston, his dog is actually
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a person in a fur costume, according to Bobby in Florida,
the King of Key Lime Pie. Tammy in Vegas says
Tom Brady's dog is a Packers fan. Interested interesting, Lady Sideburns,
the afore mentioned Lady Sideburns says a naked mole rat.
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Just Josh says tom Brady's dog is scrappy, a scrappy
little bitch.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Cordy O well, of course, Scooby Dooby.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Doo Shitsu from alf the alien opiner. Who else do
we have? Page down ferg Dog says his new girlfriend. Interesting, right,
tom Brady's dog is Triumph, the insult comic dog.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Good good answer there. From Andy.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota. Whatever happened to triumph the
insult comic dog page? Down us see who else do
we have? Pokemon's from King Rory? Who else? Can't read
that at Let's see who else page? Nn uh Supermarket
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Steve said, some Jimmer's too many words there.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
We're not going to read that.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Bill Belichick fan from Late Night drug tester. Pit bull
is Brady's dog from Billy the Bucks fan? Who else
do we have? Donkey Sausage and about seven thousand other losers?
Sausage said the same Ansle Lorena. They said the dog
Tom Brady's dog is a bitch, is what they said
down the that's a that's a technical dog term. Uh
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ferg dog guessed by Eke A Pitbull Ferg dog mix
from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. A Petunia from Filler Up Phil.
It's Mazie from courtesy Flusher, Siamese dog from JT. The
Wingman in Knoxville. Sir smokes a lot, says a dog
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from pet Cemetery. All right, Mike, Mike from New Hampshire
got it right. Bad job by him and and h
Reek with the same joke. Lorraina, do you have an answer.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Lorraina, Well, I mean, the only other option would have
to be a stuffed animal.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Ben a stuffy, So you believe Tom bad a lot
of em breeds of dogs. Tom Brady's dog, though, he revealed,
is a stuffy. That's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Tom Brady revealed recently that his dog Juny is a.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Clone, a clone dog of his former dead dog Lua.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Lua died in twenty twenty three. And Tom Brady, he
works for a works. It's like a brand ambassador. You
think Tom Brady knows anything about cloning, my please, But
he's you know, he's a famous person, so they hired him.
Companies love famous people. They throw a lot of money
at them. So Tom Brady works with his company. He
does some consulting work and they clone.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
But yes, the dog.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Isn't gonna love you the same like even though.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, I know he should have named it Snuggles, the
dog the great Casey case And what's the dog's name, Snuggles. Well,
this dog's named Juny. But I'm je but the rant
from years ago with Casey Caseen, which was was so good, uh,
and he had to do a dead dog dedication and
it was just great.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And they do it to him.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
All the time, and he see this right down the hall,
and he's I gotta come out of a slow record.
I don't understand, is Donald can you hit Donald phone?
He won his whole rant. Gotta come out of up
tempo record every time. I gotta do a gd death dedication.
So good all time great radio rants. It's on the YouTube.
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And with that, I believe it is time for this.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Here we go. It's Ben Meller game. We've endured too
many of these? Is it too much or not enough enough?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
We walk him in our game show contestant, longtime member
of the Mallard Militia, the great hollering James, Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
All right, well why not the hell now?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
He won this game fast asleep years ago. And the
way we play the game is if he snores. I'm
trying to do this a game which do we really
want to recreate the magic? Won't this cheapen what happened?
I feel like this will cheapen what he did? You
know what I see when we get somebody and I
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don't want to You know, it was one of the
great moments in show history.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I don't You can't recreate it. You cannot do it.
That is true, James, could you wake up.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
James, James, Hey hollering, James. Let me see, let me
see if the leper cut hey, lepercund you want to
play the game, Mike the Leprechaun, would you like to play?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Too much? Or not enough?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
No, I don't coop. I didn't put me back at
the next hour.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You don't get a choice. You're gonna play right now,
all right, Here we go, or you're out of this.
Are you either gonna play or you're out of the show?
How about that? Okay? Here we go question number Question
number one.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
This season marks the sixth time in Stephen Curry's career
that he has made at least thirty three pointers within
the first seven games of a season.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Is that too much or not enough? Mike the Leprechaun?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Too much?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
All right? He says too much.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I'll see if you find out if he's right, guys incorrect,
not enough? This is the eighth time in Curry's career.
No other player has done that more than twice. And
you're oer for one, Mike the leper Kahn. We go
to question I sucked apparently occurrence of the arena A right, calm.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Down, I know you don't know what you do in
your meantime, all right? Ring yourself out?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
All right?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Back?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Please you two get along? I can't we all get along?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Question number two, it's.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Why don't you go howl at it? Then you dog?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Okay, Lorena, that's not helpful. Please these the customers always right.
The Dodgers became only the fourth team in baseball history
the trail in the ninth inning of a World Series
Game seven.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
On the road and come back to win. Is that
too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Right? See him? Over two too much?
Speaker 9 (30:23):
For the record, I'm going to go for all five.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You want to get everyone wrong because you're over two
too much.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
They are the only team to accomplish that, the only
one to accomplish it, the twenty twenty five Dodgers. Question
number three, Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
You know who that is? Mike the Leprechaun. I do,
all right? What is it?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Who is Christian McCaffrey. That's correct, all right? So Christian
McCaffrey just became the fifth player ever to have at
least ten games of one hundred plus rushing yards and
fifty plus receiving yards.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
He plays for the forty nine ers, just saying open anyway?
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Not enough?
Speaker 6 (31:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Let's find out? Is he right?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
All right, so you've you've lost the game. You've got
all three wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I want to go for five?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay, your suck.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Question number four for Mike the loser con as Marcel
calls him the loser.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Marcel, why not? All right?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Earlier this week, Donovan Spider Mitchell, Now, yeah, calm down, Marcel.
Earlier this week, Donovan Spider Mitchell had his sixty fifth
to thirty plus point game for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I hope you voted yesterday, But anyway, for prop sixty time?
Do I get a golden ticket if I get all
five wrong?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Answer the question?
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Too much? All right?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I would have given you a golden take.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
But I don't have to give you a golden take
it because you're got it wrong. The answer is not enough.
It was Mitchell's seventy fifth game. So no, no, I'm well,
you got you got that right? You said, I know
you want you got it wrong? He got it wrong?
I said he got it wrong, right? I said that.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Yeah, you want to know if you got a golden
ticket if he gets all five wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I said, I would have given him a golden table.
But he got that one right. So no, he got
it wrong. Oh really, so I have to keep going.
Yeah he said he said too much. I thought he
said not enough. All right, Well whatever, all right, I'll
put you back on.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Hold on, James, are you there by the way, James, Yeah,
you're still sleeping. All right, all right, I'll put you
back on. Michael lepgot question five. I'll give you a
golden ticket if you get it wrong. There are ten
players with six hundred or more rushing yards so far
this NFL season. Is that too much or not enough
for the golden ticket to get it wrong?
Speaker 6 (32:55):
I just had a gun.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
I think too much?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
All right's find out. Yeah that's actually right.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
So no, no, yeah, so close, golden pic, No golden ticket,
You a golden ticket? No you don't, Okay, I'll call
back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, okay, Well I put you on next hour.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You are all these guys want to get on that
last hour because that's like early morning drive in Boston.
They want to try to get on that last hour
out of a bunch of losers. Anyway, we will press
on the Queen of Hearts with Lorraine, I love love.
Let me see are the boys spelling Queen of Hearts properly?
Let me check here?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
It's qv e A N.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, it's definitely not it. I'm looking. I don't see
I see some misspells w E E N. All right.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Hashtag Queen of Hearts with Loraina. You can call up
as well eight seven seven ninety nine box and we'll
get to that.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
We will do it next.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
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Speaker 10 (35:23):
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Speaker 5 (35:36):
Ooh you heard the man.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
It's time for love here on the Ben Mallor Show.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
We're gonna start out with a little bit of.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
You know, this is what not to do if someone
is not texting you back, Just know they probably don't
like you that much.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Stop trying so hard.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Sounds like something personal, Lorena, You like.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
It always sounds personal, but it's never personal.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Like listen, it's somebody blowing up your phone.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
There everyone always blows up my phone?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Really okay, very popular?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
All right, First question from Eloy from Compton. He says,
why is it always one sided when it comes to
Valentine's Day or anniversaries?
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Oh, it sounds like you've been in bad relationships.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No, he said, he's been married for twenty three years.
I'm always doing everything. Hell, I want flowers in chocolate too.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Well, why doesn't your lover note that you want flowers
and chocolate? Why is your lover not spoiling you just
as much?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (36:35):
They could even do something fun and like get you
edible chocolates that you could eat right from little places
that you know. Maybe the you can get a little
kinky with it. Yeah, if your person loves you, they
should know that you want that.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
I did see.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I don't remember where I sap, but I said, men
on average spend fifteen thousand dollars in courtship on a woman.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
That's a lot. Should be more.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
We could up that any more. I know the women spend.
My women are working. Come on, spend some of your money. JT.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
The Wingman writes and says, do women find men with
doubt sexy? What's that bar uh?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
I was talking through dizzy today and someone said something
about that too.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
My planner fasci itis is flaring up. I'm like, that's sexy.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
Yeah, you know, some people like feed So you know.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
All right, why scotspin on hold the whole show to
ask you a very important question, Hello blind scot the
Queen of Hearts with Lorena right.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
I said to the information about what she said back
to me. I guess I'll have to just go for
it because we're up against it. But so I reached
out to her. She said, she's a farm girl. She
lives in the western part of the state. She said,
she's one to have a relationship with me, but I
got to be patient. She's a manager at a big
box store. The thing is, we were day of the
year ago, my old partners. So then, you know, I
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get her down here and I find out you know,
usually when you're a woman on social media, you assume
you're going to be a woman when you meet them,
you know. And then when I meet her, she's a dude,
you know. And she's still ten years younger than me.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So like we dated a little bit, and I don't
think there's a question. Is there a question?
Speaker 5 (38:11):
I was curious, where's the question?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
He just wanted to tell a story. Let's go to
James in.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I mean, get to the point, dude, James is in
ta call James Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
What's going on, James?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Yes? So when by someone to your house, do you
want your shoes on or off?
Speaker 9 (38:27):
Because, let me tell you, my sticky feet is much
better than my dirty shoes on your carpet.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Oh yeah, that's a hard one. And also if you
take your shoes off, it makes it harder to leave faster.
So if you need to get out, I had to
do that. One said my shoes were half off my feet.
I was like, I'm not even going to take the
time to tie these. And have you thought about buying
some soap?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay, Oh no, you.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
You just lick your toes clean. It's better that way.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Great, great to advice, All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
A firg dog says if a woman makes eye contact
with me, does that mean she likes me? Oh?
Speaker 5 (39:01):
I hate that.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
Oh my gosh. That's why I never look at people anymore.
I only look at the ground.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (39:06):
No, if you make eye contact with someone, they get
the wrong idea and they're like, oh, she likes me.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Bit I think women have been.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
It's like in the DNA of women, they never make
eye contact unless the guy's hot.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
They'll make I'm not hot, so I.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
Even then it's like, don't look at me.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah. No, I mean that's like a big issue. There's
no eye contact. I wonder back in the day, did
women you think years ago used to make eye contact.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
That used to be the way, like you make eye contact,
then you look away and look back again, and that.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Was your singul Not anymore.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Now that's over weekends.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Oh wow,