September 16, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Lamar Jackson and the Ravens falling to 0-2 with a loss to the Raiders, Titans coach Brian Callahan getting into his QB Will Levis' face after a fumble, Aaron Rodgers getting his first win with the Jets, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb birth three, A ram
punctious our number three. What an upset in Maryland? Lamar Jackson.
Lamar Jackson goes down MBP two times but unable to
get it done late against the Raiders. Lamar Jackson says
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the own two Ravens have to find their mojo. What
happened to Baltimore? Also thumbs up thumbs down to Titans
coach Brian Callahan getting in to his quarterback Will Levis's
face after a fumble and egregious fumble? Also, is all
right in the world for Aaron Rodgers and the Jets
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after that victory? And how big a debacle is Bryce
Young in Carolina. We'll talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number three, A case
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Bad Poetry, we go to Maryland, the biggest favorite on
the board in Week two of the NFL stunned right
there down the waterway from the Chesapeake Bay.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What the heck happened there? Now, if you didn't watch
this game, you might have missed. It looked for a
while like the Ravens are going to win easily. The
Raider offense did nothing early in the game, but Gardner
Minshew when the game was on the line, down by
a couple of scores, Gardner Minshew led not one, not two,
but three scoring drives in the fourth quarter, out playing
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the two time most Valuable Player of the NFL and
Daniel Carlson, who sounds like a character from an old
sitcom about radio WKRP in Cincinnati back in the day.
But Daniel Carlson kicked the go ahead thirty eight yard
field goal with twenty seven ticks on the clock and
Vegas Baby Las Vegas rally to beat the Ravens twenty
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six to twenty three on Sunday, so they get to win.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Better story though.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is in the losing locker room Baltimore one of the
heavyweights in the AFC, Baltimore owing two for the first
time in nine years, nine years, and just the fifth
time in the twenty nine year history of that franchise
that used to be the Cleveland Browns, but they got.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Rid of that were the Ravens were the new team
where the Ravens and all that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The previous four times though that franchise got off to
an zero and two start, the Ravens failed to get
to the postseason each of those times.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Holy Kyle Bowler, Batman.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And then you have Lamar Jackson, who gave what we
call the money quote following the game.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And we like to parsh the words of the players,
and so Lamar gave the money quote.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
He said of the situation the Ravens find themselves in quote,
We've got to find our mojo.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We've got to find our mojo. We've got to find
it and do what we do because that's not us
at all. Close quote sure, look like you you were
wearing the Baltimore laundry when you're out there on the field.
So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Lamar Jackson says, the h to two Ravens have got
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to find their mojo. What's happened to Baltimore at this point?
So I got Wizardry Booth review and Phil Connors, and
we will combine all of these things together, and we
are going to do dust for fingerprints because there's a
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lot of fingerprints at the crime scene there in Baltimore. So,
first of all, the Ravens meat and potatoes right now
is not there. What is the meat and potatoes of
the Ravens. It's this imposing Baltimore defense. It's not what
it once was. Now get back to that point at
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possibly so, but right now, in this moment, we do
the show today, not intimidating. We have a two game
sample size, and you got run up and down the
field by Gardner Minshew. He said, well, the first game,
the Ravens lost by a toenail foot.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Out of bounds. Okay, I'll give you that. I'll concede that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And you played it against Kansas City, But what's your
excuse here?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
In this game against the Raiders, it was a boone
doggle bone doggle for Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They allowed Gardner Minshew to finish the game with four
straight scoring drives and the numbers outstanding over nine yards
per pass in the fourth quarter. And you look around
the Ravens, the special teams don't seem as special. They
don't see m as special. Justin Tucker, he can't kick
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the really long field goals anymore. It appears that whether
it's age or something else, he's not able to kick
those really long field goals sixesfully. Now, Lamar talked about
getting his mojo back, and you look around, You're like, okay,
I mean, maybe go to Shaky's and get some mojo potatoes.
There's the way the Ravens are playing though. It's like
soggy mojo potatoes, right, They're not crispy. It's supposed to
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be crispy. The mojo potato is a crispy, delicious potato.
The product the Ravens are serving defensively, he's a soggy
mojo potato and that's no good. And Lamar Jackson obviously
has to pick up the slack. If the Ravens defense
is not going to be what the Ravens defense was,
that's why now you say, well, some of the raven
fans have been sending me message. What about the Peasitan afference?
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What about the phantom passives? Okay, you shouldn't be in
a position where the Raiders can benefit from a phantom
pass interference call. That's still not a good look for
the Ravens. But Lamar Jackson my boots on the ground.
There a sports with Caleman pointing out Lamar lost a
lot of weight. Apparently he lost his ability to dominate.
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He's got to get back to his wizardry. And may
I recommend that we fatten Lamar up. That he lost
too much. Wait, Lamar, let's make Lamar great again. Let's
make Lamar Jackson fat. We need a fat him. I
don't know what his crabcakes or tasty cake, I don't know.
Fatten the guy up, because right now it's not good
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and he doesn't have the same wizardry that he has
had in the past. And you've dug yourself a hole.
Now you've got what some would call the gauntlet upcoming.
You got the Cowboys in Dallas in Jerry's world, then
a date with the two and zero Bills, followed by
a game in the division with the Bengals in Cincinnati,
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a desperate Cincinnati team who's zero and two, and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What's up next.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And so the Ravens if they were to lose, and
they are favored in Dallas, so they're favored for whatever
that's worth. But man, what a what a hot mess?
This could very well turn out to be there for Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Now. Secondly, we go to Nashville where air and right
and the.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jets were a touchdown better than the Tennessee football team.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
However, don't bear the lead, ma my hand.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, we're not thumbs up or thumbs down to the
defining moment of this game, Titans coach Brian Callahan getting
into quarterback Will Levis's face after a thumbble for the
Tennessee quarterback. So I'm going to go two thumbs up.
I fully support Brian Callahan.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He's just as big a hothead as his dad was.
We gotta be the dubbest team in America. Famous quote
by his old man there, Bill Callahan, who's on the staff.
But for the second week in a row, Will Levis,
who was called out by his head coach last week.
Yet again will Levis stumbling and bumbling and turning the
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ball over instead of taking a sack, and this time
trying to lateral the ball in the direction of his
running back in a desperate attempt to avoid the sack.
A Levis could have gone to the ground and would
have guaranteed a field goal attempt, and the way kickers
are making field goals, that would have likely been good
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of a chip shot field goal inside the red zone
for the Tennessee football team and that would have given
them a double digit lead early in the game. Now,
as in angry Will Levis jogged off the field, Callahan
was caught on TV saying, quote the mouth readers pointing
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out that he said.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Hey, what the f are you doing? What the f
are you doing? Now?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Was that inbounds or out of bounds? So we went
to a booth review and the malor booth review inbounds.
That was warranted because everyone who's a fan of that team,
that cares about that team had the same reaction. Tennessee
was sitting on a double digit lead early in the game.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That would have put even more of a burden on
the back of.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
The Jets, and instead things went sideways because of the
reckless play the Gunslinger play hero ball, as it is.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Known the clinical term hero ball, and.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The Titans defense was again good enough to win the game,
but the offense did not live up to their end
of the bark on the Jets. Now for the Jets,
everything right in the world. Now for Aaron Rodgers and
the Jets. No, but this win over Tennessee works as
a little bit of mouthwash because they get rid of
that halatosis from the no show against the forty nine
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Ers and Aaron Rodgers, though still a ripoff version of
what he had been in Wisconsin. Rogers averaged five point
nine yards per pass attempt in this game. Seven is average,
and so he's below the standard. He's also a long
in the tooth at this point, so you're starting to
look for signs of the apocalypse. All right, final thought,
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Here we go to Charlotte, where the Chargers zapped the
Panthers twenty six to three.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The team from North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
The NFL team from North Carolina, had seven total first
downs for one hundred and fifty nine yards of offense
and how big a debacle is Bryce Young for Carolina
at this particular point in time. So Dave Canalis, the
head coach there in Carolina, was brought in objectively with
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one goal.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What was the goal.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's like, you're not going to win the Super Bowl,
but just this is a salvage mission. Salvage the career,
turn the ship around. The ship is heading towards an iceberg.
Turn the ship around for Bryce Young. So how's that going?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Bryce Young in this game attempted twenty six passes. He
completed eighteen of them. Okay, you're like, well that's pretty good, right,
That's a completion percentage of sixty nine percent. He somehow
managed to have eighty four yards passing, which we think
is an NFL record for fewest yards with eighteen completions.
We'll have to double check that. But man, alive, right,
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what are we doing here? And we're two weeks in.
We are two weeks into the new NFL season, and
the early returns are deja voe. And I'm not talking
about the Strip Club here. Carolina coach Dave Canals is
stuck in the Groundhog Day movie. He is playing the
weather man Phil Connors. He is dying a thousand deaths
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every time he has to watch this price young play,
trying to somehow break out of the loop, the loop
de loop. Can't do it, cannot do it. Here's a
Dave Canals still trying to talk up his quarterback, polishing turds.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Take a list, we.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Frist our quarterback.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
We're going to just continue to shore up and fix
the things we need to. Fundamentally, from a scheme standpoint,
all those things, these are all valuable reps, these are
all valuable games. We'll learn a lot from this game,
and hopefully we'll take another step this week.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey Dave, you're charging money for these games. You're putting
them on television. This is not this is not an
inner squad scrimmage. Okay, you're actually people are actually paying money,
and they have jobs and they have to bills to pay,
and this is their disposable income. This is their money.
This is their entertainment. Is there anything entertainment about Carolina? No,
there's nothing entertaining about this team.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
If you look at the menu at.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The Haunted Mansion in Carolina, the menu calls a dead
meat loaf.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Is what their quarterback is? Dead meat loaf. Completely overwhelmed,
completely over. I flipped this game.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm like, Wow, this guy looks like he's he's never
played he played at Alabama. He played at Alabama, and
he looks like he's physically unable to perform. If he
was at Disneyland, it would be it's a small world,
after all, it's a small small world.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That's him.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
There's literally and figuratively nothing positive to take from Bryce
Young two weeks into the NFL season. He looks like
he should be working at a Denny's as a line cook.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And he's playing quarterback in the NFL and he's set
financially for life, and man, this is a debacle. And
David Tepper, he's the kind of owner, He's a hedge
fun guy. He's not gonna put up with this. He'll
move on to the next shiny object. He's not gonna
sit there and watch this week after week. And Dave
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Canal will get another four years of severance and go
work as an offensive coordinator somewhere else. If this continues,
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Music legend John bon Jovi recently said that years ago
he flew toed Dallas to buy an Arena Football League
team when Jerry Jones attempted to get him to blank.
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Again.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Music legend John bon Jovi recently said that years back,
he fluted Dallas to try to buy an Arena Football
League team when Jerry Jones attempted to get him to blank.
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That is the Malor riddle of the day.
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Speaker 9 (17:27):
It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Malor Riddle of the day here it is music legend.
John bon Jovi said years ago he flew to Dallas
to buy an Arena Football League team with Jerry Jones
attempted to get him to blank.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Matt the Warrior Raider, Tom Brady Rose Fans, there's Jerry
Jones attempted to get bon Jovi to loan him a
groupie massole Mickey says bon Jovi wan Jerry one Bonjovi
to share the same birthday or he shares the same
birth there.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Who cares about that?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Ferg Dog says, got him to invest in Jerry bars
instead Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota. Or from Lionel Lakes
as he says. Jerry Jones attempted to fly him on
a bed of roses. Andy says, play a game of
Frogger from Asher? Who else do you have? The weather
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man says something about a jam? Who else do we have?
Jerry Jones attempted to get bon Jovi to talk Dak
off the bridge from Art Puffin. That's og Art Puffin to.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Visit a gloryhole.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Robin Minnesota says one in bon Joe to play quarterback
late night drug tester says, get some deep fried butter
from the Texas State Fair.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Alf the Alien Opiner says, mix him a nice drink.
That's quite the drink there. Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Page down? Uh afar out? Dave went with the gloryhole?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Uh nobody said circumcised a mosquito, which is to me
the face. That's my favorite answer from Jerry attempted to
get him to buy to shine Jerry's shoes from Chris
that's his answer. Page down JT also won with the
JT the Wingman with the Glory whole answer start at
week Side Linebacker guests by da boy Malcolm, all right,
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what say you, Eddie?
Speaker 9 (19:28):
How about get him to clean off his glasses like
that one guy? What did that one to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Clean his glasses?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, remember that, I go, I see correct.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It turns out music legend John bon Jovi, he said
years ago he flew to Dallas to buy an Arena
Football League team, and Jerry Jones attempted to get him to.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Buy part of the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, by joviy on some podcast, I don't know which one.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There's a million of them.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
He recently said that he told Jerry said, hey Jerry,
we're from New Jersey. We don't like the Cowboys, we
don't like anything to do with the Cowboys. But Jerry
Drove picked him up at the airport, Drove Moran is
like trying to convince him to buy a share of
the Cowboys, which, let me point out, would have been
one efing great investment for bon Jovi to buy part
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of the Dallas Cowboys, the most financially successful professional sports
franchise in North America. The Dallas Cowboys without having to
ever win the super Bowl in modern times and bon Jovi,
we could have earned part of that from just a
portfolio perspective. That would have been a wonderful investment. Let's
go to Van, the one legged Bama Man.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hello, Van.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Heik Van.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You pole.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It all a little heavy on my boy. He's played
awful line googie, don't do that. Come on.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
There is not one single thing that he has done
right since he got to the NFL, other than signing
his docus sign on the contract.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
He's got better status than Brady Kahn, another Isband Trophy winner.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
He is worse than JaMarcus Russell. He is he is.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Marcus Russell was a damn drug addict.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It doesn't What does that say? A drug addict was
better than your guy? Hey, bullshit, goodbye? I love you
man the one way.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Let's give the fun fact right now.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
The way our guy, Brady Quinn did not win the Heisman.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
He said, we finished second.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, I hate the bide have fun fact, fun facts out.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm doing the fun factor earlier this hour. Why not.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So here here are the numbers first eighteen career starts.
JaMarcus Russell versus Bryce Young passer rating, JaMarcus Russell had
a higher passer rating. How about passing plus rushing touchdowns.
JaMarcus Russell had four more than Bryce Young turnovers. Even
JaMarcus Russell and Bryce Young each have nineteen turnovers. In
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the first eighteen games, JaMarcus Russell averaged a yard more
per pass attempt than Bryce Young. How about passing yards
per game? Bryce Young a little bit better than JaMarcus
Russell overall in that category wins first eighteen games, JaMarcus
Russell had six Bryce Young two. Scoreboard says Bryce Young
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tangibly worse, tangibly worse than JaMarcus Russell.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Then you suck.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap
and water next time you call the show man. I
think we should be allowed to say that word. I
like that word. It's a fun word, but we're not
allowed to say it.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Do you think the Broncos can beat the Panthers?
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
What's going on with bo Nicks?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I buddy of you at least mediocre. He's not even mediocre. God,
that's he's terrible too. No Bronco shirt for you, no hat, nothing,
You've done.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
It's not good and I already it's already over and
I and I already, like I spent money on plane.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Tickets to go, Oh where are you going to watch.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Them on Vegas?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, well you just want to gamble anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, but that's just an excuse to go to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
It is.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
But at the same time, like that's the most expensive
ticket in the NFL.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Yeah, I thought your move was to uh go see
the Megas the team you were pretty sure they're going
to beat.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He thought the Raiders are.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Division. Division games are always tricky.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Though, but the Raiders with yeah, they were not supposed
to be great this year.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, it's a miscalculation by the coop. There can you
get can you get out of it? Can you sell
the tickets?
Speaker 11 (23:59):
Well, the the flight is what I can't get out of,
which I mean, I guess I could just go to Vegas,
but yeah, I mean I would have picked a different weekend.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You know, there were much cheaper weekends to go.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
We always just drive. You have to fly to Vegas.
We're close enough, it's like a suburb of LA where
we do the show.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I already bought the plane ticket.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, you can't just did you did you get the
refundable No, no.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's like Spirit airlines.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh you and Rob Parker enjoy that. Let me know
how that goes for you.
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A true show icon, What an interesting character. The things
I would love to learn about them? Oh yeah, if
you only knew what makes helmet Man tick. Yeah, the
magic of helmet Man. What a guy am I on
the live are right now.
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As we put headphones on him stead of in front
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Not, We're just I don't It was great.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I've known him a long time. I knew him before
he recalled the show.
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I was in local radio on helmet Man, saw him
outside leaving Staple Center after a Laker game, and Helmet
Man was standing out there with the Pittsburgh steelertel near
lax So I thought either he was a little you
know sometimes you people have to wear helmets at he did.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
A little slower protection. Yeah, yeah, but no he was.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He actually knew who I was and the person I
was with, Lee Klein, the Prince of Darkness, and he
started a conversation he was a listener and.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That blossomed twenty plus years. I've known that guy, helmet
man Jonathan and Della congrat. Yes, he's got the cleanest ass.
I wouldn't say that, but I don't know. I haven't checked.
I don't I don't know. Maybe maybe he does. It's
possible that you play with guys when I was a kids.
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A lie, all right? Anyway, it is the Ben Mali
Show coming up later this hour. We will have for
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But right now, let's get.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
You caught up on everything going on in the overnight
and we say hello too, Games of Note, Guards Sea.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
And speaking of Coop's trip to see his broncos play.
I guess this is a good time to.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Remind you, yeah, that I will be gone the last
day of this week and the first day of next week.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Yep? Why Chargers Steelers in.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Pusburg this weekend? I didn't know that where you go?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't have microphones in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I don't think so. No, I don't think they have
no microphones in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
None of it interesting.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
Packers without quarterback Jordan love lou Or beat the Colts.
I should say sixteen to ten. Malik Willis twelve or
fourteen passing hundred twenty two yards of a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Man's Colts good tackling their solid, well coached team.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well coached team there, wouldn't you.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Think they would have loaded up against the run, right,
And it's good.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
God, they still couldn't stop the run.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's like Shane Shane Steichen, he's the coach, right, So
Shane Steichen's there. Like I was watching the game, I'm like,
you know, I thought, well this is one. I mean,
at worst, maybe the maybe the Colts will only win
by a field goal, but they'll win.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
And they had no j got run.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Off the fields bet on this game.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Yeah, that was a pen And I blame Ben for
how much money I lost this weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You don't watch Benny versus the penny, You don't.
Speaker 11 (27:27):
Blame Look, well, I knew in my I'm picking the games,
and in my head I heard you saying, well, my
Malik Willis is a terrible, terrible quarterback, and they suck,
I know, And that's what I thought. I was like,
I'm gonna bet on the Colts because all they have
to do is stop to run.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
They don't even have to protect against the past.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He gave up two hundred and sixty one yards under ground.
You were right, Your instincts were right, Cooper Loop. Your
instincts were correct. That's why, like, I look at that
as a it's a bad luck, but that you handicap
the game? How are you supposed to handicap two hundred
and sixty one yards in the ground by the packers?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Come on, I also did it get handicap that?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
There's no effing way to handicap that.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
That is melphysics, That.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Is today exactly a player prop parlay with Gino symanth
under two hundred.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm sorry, but that one hurt. But that makes flain
because that there was one.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
Then recommend that as well.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, I won last week, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I can't win every week or the DraftKings people, you know,
they'll stop me from doing it. But I I, uh, yeah,
there was a fifty six yard in metcalf.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And Gino was over it anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
But he had a fifty six yard pass in the
first half that that really I knew right then that
was not going to hit.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That did not go well.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
And in the w NBA, Oh my god, how could
I have waited so long to get to this story?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Shout the lead. Dan Byer is going to come in
here and.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
He might fever beat the Wings one ten, one oh nine.
Kaitlin Clark career high thirty fives.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh my god, Amy Bill's got his pants off right now.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
I need to know about that new rookie record for
points in the season. Kayln Clark, the greatest thing in
the world.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
God's gifted. I feel I got great ratings. No one
was watching the football. They were watching that the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (29:13):
Shane and des Moines was the one person watching.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, all right, bonus fun fact, bonus fun fac They're
fun fact. Right.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
So the Washington Commanders, according to the Nerds, had the
first ever perfect field goal game. They had seven drives
and seven field goals, the only team in NFL history
to have a game with no punts, no turnovers, and
more than five field goal attempts. Your twenty twenty four
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Washington Commanders perfection of the kick. Domination of the kick.
Not the most exciting brand of football, but they did win,
and you play to win the game, and that factoid
which will continue until it's broken. Rookie quarterbacks have now
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thrown one hundred and ninety six passes in the NFL
so far this season without a single passing touchdown. That
is the most consecutive pass attempts by rookies without a
touchdown pass to begin a season in NFL history. This
is the worst class of quarterbacks in the history of
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the NFL based on that statistic, So why not just
go with that? That's clearly the issue. So do we
have that sound I sent coops some sad I thought
this was this was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Tim mcdarby actually sent me this originally he found it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So this is Adam Feeland, the former Minnesota Viking wide
receiver Adam Thieland, and listen to him and the diplomacy
he uses when discussing his quarterback, Bryce Young, who managed
to complete eighteen passes eighteen passes for less than one
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hundred yards the eighty four yards eighty four yards passing.
But listen to Adam Thielen wax poetic about it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's not really his fault. Take a listen.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Changes is yeah, we got to change what's happening now.
Now the other stuff that's totally out of my control,
that's but my pay grade. Like I said, I love
Bryce to death. Man, he works his butt off. He's
a great player. This is not a Bryce Young issue,
this offensive team issue. We are all in this together.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I know football is.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
That's why I love this game with everything I have,
because it is the greatest team game because it's not
about an individual. It's not basketball where you can have
one or two good players have success in this league.
In this game, you have to have eleven guys on
the same page to have individual success. So there is
no individual on this offense that is to blame.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It's a no, no. One's where we can go.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Oh my god, but we need to We need to
figure out a way to have urgency to get that done.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
All right, Somebody contact the police there, they're the home depot.
People lost a bunch of manures somebody. So I think
it's in his house right there, Adam Felnd Now it's
no individual, no, no, no blame.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What is that? Seriously? Like this is the worst he
is worse.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Than JaMarcus Russell, and to our knowledge, there's no purple drink.
He's doing it oh natural, which is even at least
JaMarcus Russell had the excuse because he had a substance
abuse problem. This guy doesn't even have that. He just
the personification of suck man?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Who needs our advice? The install advice line kind of
leaning towards Bryce Young here, but the ravens are owing
to look through the ravens. Also, you want to recommend
somebody instant of ice on Cowboy's got blown off the
field by the Saints. There's a lot of good options here.
But if you want to recommend somebody one of those
three or somebody else, let me know. We will have
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the insta advice line Unscreened Radio.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
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Speaker 2 (33:46):
Hey, you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 9 (33:49):
Who the hell will you talking to?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Sons?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Here some interesting advice? Hold that dot no one's paid
attention to me for ten whole seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
And if you don't like it, you and no way
we go.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
It's the insid's the advice line unstream radio. The safety
net is off, by the way, before we tell you
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Speaker 2 (34:28):
We've got to go here. Career advice to the.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Number one overall pick of the draft couple of years back,
Bryce Young of Alabama. He's playing for the Carolina Panthers,
and he is statistically worse than JaMarcus Russell in just
about every category now JaMarcus Russell. You might not know
who that is if you're of a certain age, but
if you're old enough, he is the definition of.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Suck for a number one overall pick.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
But now it is Bryce Young your advice, Career Advice,
Bryce Young, eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, You're
on the air when you hear my voice. We'll start
out with you on line one.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Hello, line one, how do you like cam Akers?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Something in crunchtime for someone else other than the rank.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I like that, although it actually hurt my bet so
I didn't like that. I think you were put up
to that by Supermarket Steve.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Hello. Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello, we
have a four hour show and it takes eighty dimas
king cord breaking.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh that's super Market Steve. Well, angry Bill, Angry Bill
was on hold and hello. Line three, you're on the
Airline three.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Hello, Oh my god, are you really the star Benny
versus a Penny? That's my favorite show?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh man, mine too, All right, Line four, it's all
ringers all the time.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Hello, Line four. Line four is not there. We're going
to line five.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, we're giving
career advice to Bryce Young, the failed number one pick
of the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Hello, line five, morning term, he can always play soccer
with the Commanders. Yeah, that's right, good hockey team there.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's Rick and Maryland, he says the morning time. On
line six, you're on the airline six. Hello, all right,
thank you, James. On line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Right, Young, wonder him of it, and maybe he can
go into business.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, go suck. That's a pizza. That's a good, good idea.
Maybe a food truck. Hello. Line two, you're on the
airline too.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Looks like to.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Meet alligator arms. Kind of did you in man?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, you know you can't be perfect all the time,
Sean McVay owns him still.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Line three, Hello, line.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Three, donut Kelly for Female caller of the year.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Okay, Sane from Des Moines checking in line number four.
Not a lot of competition for female caller the year.
Line four, Hello you, Yeah, hey, watch it. Look how
bad my picks were this week? Line number five? Hello,
line five, Yes, s been I would look right young
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square in the eye instead.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, that's my guy. We missed you. We're glad you're back.
Line is six. You're on the airline six.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Stop being a metro sexual and start being a womo one.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, it's all about romo sexual man. We dominated back
at the day us romo sexuals.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Line number one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, simple that party.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, that's where that's working at very well. Line two,
you're on the airline too.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's the instant advice line career advice to Bryce Young,
that failed number one pick of Carolina. He's actually somehow
worse than JaMarcus Russell after eighteen career games.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
He needs the.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Hold hands with two and right off into the sunset.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh that sounded like our buddy slug in Vegas. Does
that sounded like to be?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Hello? Line number three, you're on the airline three. Hello,
alf Loorina give them most.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Uh what I don't know. I couldn't make that out.
Line number four, you're on the airline four.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Just needs to relax on the screen porch of a submarine.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yes, that would go very well. What could possibly go wrong?
Line five, you're on there.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
We're giving advice to Price Young, the failed number one
pick of the Carolina Panthers. What's your advice? Line five
is not paying attention. We're going to line six. Hello,
Line six?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Hey is line six?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I would say, hang in there, everything will be just fun. Oh,
that's terrible advice. You never call again.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Line one, you're on the airline number one.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What flavor though?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Do you go?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah, Jarren, not the chocolate. I've had the chocolate, not
the cherry or the butterscotch. Line two, you're on the
airline too.
Speaker 10 (38:43):
You need to start paying the fingernails.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's working out well for the quarterback in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello, Well he's
in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Beed it all on black and silver.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
There you go, the silver and black.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
All right, we'll do one more, only one more of
as good. I'll take credit. If not, I will blame
the cooperlot pick. The final call, the instant advice line
for Bryce Young. Line to line two.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
You are on the airline too. What is your advice
to Bryce Young?
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah, laft guy, you got a good boy, a big
Line one.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Line one, Oh, well, I'm sorry, fl too. I'll take
fl dearly, dearly, dey, dearly,
Hello and welcome. It's our numb birth three, A ram
punctious our number three. What an upset in Maryland? Lamar Jackson.
Lamar Jackson goes down MBP two times but unable to
get it done late against the Raiders. Lamar Jackson says
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the own two Ravens have to find their mojo. What
happened to Baltimore? Also thumbs up thumbs down to Titans
coach Brian Callahan getting in to his quarterback Will Levis's
face after a fumble and egregious fumble? Also, is all
right in the world for Aaron Rodgers and the Jets
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after that victory? And how big a debacle is Bryce
Young in Carolina. We'll talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number three, A case
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Bad Poetry, we go to Maryland, the biggest favorite on
the board in Week two of the NFL stunned right
there down the waterway from the Chesapeake Bay.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What the heck happened there? Now, if you didn't watch
this game, you might have missed. It looked for a
while like the Ravens are going to win easily. The
Raider offense did nothing early in the game, but Gardner
Minshew when the game was on the line, down by
a couple of scores, Gardner Minshew led not one, not two,
but three scoring drives in the fourth quarter, out playing
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the two time most Valuable Player of the NFL and
Daniel Carlson, who sounds like a character from an old
sitcom about radio WKRP in Cincinnati back in the day.
But Daniel Carlson kicked the go ahead thirty eight yard
field goal with twenty seven ticks on the clock and
Vegas Baby Las Vegas rally to beat the Ravens twenty
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six to twenty three on Sunday, so they get to win.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Better story though.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is in the losing locker room Baltimore one of the
heavyweights in the AFC, Baltimore owing two for the first
time in nine years, nine years, and just the fifth
time in the twenty nine year history of that franchise
that used to be the Cleveland Browns, but they got.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Rid of that were the Ravens were the new team
where the Ravens and all that.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The previous four times though that franchise got off to
an zero and two start, the Ravens failed to get
to the postseason each of those times.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Holy Kyle Bowler, Batman.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And then you have Lamar Jackson, who gave what we
call the money quote following the game.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And we like to parsh the words of the players,
and so Lamar gave the money quote.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
He said of the situation the Ravens find themselves in quote,
We've got to find our mojo.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We've got to find our mojo. We've got to find
it and do what we do because that's not us
at all. Close quote sure, look like you you were
wearing the Baltimore laundry when you're out there on the field.
So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Lamar Jackson says, the h to two Ravens have got
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to find their mojo. What's happened to Baltimore at this point?
So I got Wizardry Booth review and Phil Connors, and
we will combine all of these things together, and we
are going to do dust for fingerprints because there's a
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lot of fingerprints at the crime scene there in Baltimore. So,
first of all, the Ravens meat and potatoes right now
is not there. What is the meat and potatoes of
the Ravens. It's this imposing Baltimore defense. It's not what
it once was. Now get back to that point at
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possibly so, but right now, in this moment, we do
the show today, not intimidating. We have a two game
sample size, and you got run up and down the
field by Gardner Minshew. He said, well, the first game,
the Ravens lost by a toenail foot.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Out of bounds. Okay, I'll give you that. I'll concede that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And you played it against Kansas City, But what's your
excuse here?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
In this game against the Raiders, it was a boone
doggle bone doggle for Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They allowed Gardner Minshew to finish the game with four
straight scoring drives and the numbers outstanding over nine yards
per pass in the fourth quarter. And you look around
the Ravens, the special teams don't seem as special. They
don't see m as special. Justin Tucker, he can't kick
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the really long field goals anymore. It appears that whether
it's age or something else, he's not able to kick
those really long field goals sixesfully. Now, Lamar talked about
getting his mojo back, and you look around, You're like, okay,
I mean, maybe go to Shaky's and get some mojo potatoes.
There's the way the Ravens are playing though. It's like
soggy mojo potatoes, right, They're not crispy. It's supposed to
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be crispy. The mojo potato is a crispy, delicious potato.
The product the Ravens are serving defensively, he's a soggy
mojo potato and that's no good. And Lamar Jackson obviously
has to pick up the slack. If the Ravens defense
is not going to be what the Ravens defense was,
that's why now you say, well, some of the raven
fans have been sending me message. What about the Peasitan afference?
(06:37):
What about the phantom passives? Okay, you shouldn't be in
a position where the Raiders can benefit from a phantom
pass interference call. That's still not a good look for
the Ravens. But Lamar Jackson my boots on the ground.
There a sports with Caleman pointing out Lamar lost a
lot of weight. Apparently he lost his ability to dominate.
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He's got to get back to his wizardry. And may
I recommend that we fatten Lamar up. That he lost
too much. Wait, Lamar, let's make Lamar great again. Let's
make Lamar Jackson fat. We need a fat him. I
don't know what his crabcakes or tasty cake, I don't know.
Fatten the guy up, because right now it's not good
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and he doesn't have the same wizardry that he has
had in the past. And you've dug yourself a hole.
Now you've got what some would call the gauntlet upcoming.
You got the Cowboys in Dallas in Jerry's world, then
a date with the two and zero Bills, followed by
a game in the division with the Bengals in Cincinnati,
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a desperate Cincinnati team who's zero and two, and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What's up next.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And so the Ravens if they were to lose, and
they are favored in Dallas, so they're favored for whatever
that's worth. But man, what a what a hot mess?
This could very well turn out to be there for Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Now. Secondly, we go to Nashville where air and right
and the.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jets were a touchdown better than the Tennessee football team.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
However, don't bear the lead, ma my hand.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, we're not thumbs up or thumbs down to the
defining moment of this game, Titans coach Brian Callahan getting
into quarterback Will Levis's face after a thumbble for the
Tennessee quarterback. So I'm going to go two thumbs up.
I fully support Brian Callahan.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He's just as big a hothead as his dad was.
We gotta be the dubbest team in America. Famous quote
by his old man there, Bill Callahan, who's on the staff.
But for the second week in a row, Will Levis,
who was called out by his head coach last week.
Yet again will Levis stumbling and bumbling and turning the
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ball over instead of taking a sack, and this time
trying to lateral the ball in the direction of his
running back in a desperate attempt to avoid the sack.
A Levis could have gone to the ground and would
have guaranteed a field goal attempt, and the way kickers
are making field goals, that would have likely been good
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of a chip shot field goal inside the red zone
for the Tennessee football team and that would have given
them a double digit lead early in the game. Now,
as in angry Will Levis jogged off the field, Callahan
was caught on TV saying, quote the mouth readers pointing
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out that he said.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Hey, what the f are you doing? What the f
are you doing? Now?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Was that inbounds or out of bounds? So we went
to a booth review and the malor booth review inbounds.
That was warranted because everyone who's a fan of that team,
that cares about that team had the same reaction. Tennessee
was sitting on a double digit lead early in the game.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That would have put even more of a burden on
the back of.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
The Jets, and instead things went sideways because of the
reckless play the Gunslinger play hero ball, as it is.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Known the clinical term hero ball, and.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
The Titans defense was again good enough to win the game,
but the offense did not live up to their end
of the bark on the Jets. Now for the Jets,
everything right in the world. Now for Aaron Rodgers and
the Jets. No, but this win over Tennessee works as
a little bit of mouthwash because they get rid of
that halatosis from the no show against the forty nine
(10:45):
Ers and Aaron Rodgers, though still a ripoff version of
what he had been in Wisconsin. Rogers averaged five point
nine yards per pass attempt in this game. Seven is average,
and so he's below the standard. He's also a long
in the tooth at this point, so you're starting to
look for signs of the apocalypse. All right, final thought,
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Here we go to Charlotte, where the Chargers zapped the
Panthers twenty six to three.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
The team from North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
The NFL team from North Carolina, had seven total first
downs for one hundred and fifty nine yards of offense
and how big a debacle is Bryce Young for Carolina
at this particular point in time. So Dave Canalis, the
head coach there in Carolina, was brought in objectively with
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one goal.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What was the goal.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's like, you're not going to win the Super Bowl,
but just this is a salvage mission. Salvage the career,
turn the ship around. The ship is heading towards an iceberg.
Turn the ship around for Bryce Young. So how's that going?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Bryce Young in this game attempted twenty six passes. He
completed eighteen of them. Okay, you're like, well that's pretty good, right,
That's a completion percentage of sixty nine percent. He somehow
managed to have eighty four yards passing, which we think
is an NFL record for fewest yards with eighteen completions.
We'll have to double check that. But man, alive, right,
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what are we doing here? And we're two weeks in.
We are two weeks into the new NFL season, and
the early returns are deja voe. And I'm not talking
about the Strip Club here. Carolina coach Dave Canals is
stuck in the Groundhog Day movie. He is playing the
weather man Phil Connors. He is dying a thousand deaths
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every time he has to watch this price young play,
trying to somehow break out of the loop, the loop
de loop. Can't do it, cannot do it. Here's a
Dave Canals still trying to talk up his quarterback, polishing turds.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Take a list, we.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Frist our quarterback.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
We're going to just continue to shore up and fix
the things we need to. Fundamentally, from a scheme standpoint,
all those things, these are all valuable reps, these are
all valuable games. We'll learn a lot from this game,
and hopefully we'll take another step this week.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey Dave, you're charging money for these games. You're putting
them on television. This is not this is not an
inner squad scrimmage. Okay, you're actually people are actually paying money,
and they have jobs and they have to bills to pay,
and this is their disposable income. This is their money.
This is their entertainment. Is there anything entertainment about Carolina? No,
there's nothing entertaining about this team.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
If you look at the menu at.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
The Haunted Mansion in Carolina, the menu calls a dead
meat loaf.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Is what their quarterback is? Dead meat loaf. Completely overwhelmed,
completely over. I flipped this game.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm like, Wow, this guy looks like he's he's never
played he played at Alabama. He played at Alabama, and
he looks like he's physically unable to perform. If he
was at Disneyland, it would be it's a small world,
after all, it's a small small world.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That's him.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
There's literally and figuratively nothing positive to take from Bryce
Young two weeks into the NFL season. He looks like
he should be working at a Denny's as a line cook.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
And he's playing quarterback in the NFL and he's set
financially for life, and man, this is a debacle. And
David Tepper, he's the kind of owner, He's a hedge
fun guy. He's not gonna put up with this. He'll
move on to the next shiny object. He's not gonna
sit there and watch this week after week. And Dave
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Canal will get another four years of severance and go
work as an offensive coordinator somewhere else. If this continues,
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Music legend John bon Jovi recently said that years ago
he flew toed Dallas to buy an Arena Football League
team when Jerry Jones attempted to get him to blank.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Again.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Music legend John bon Jovi recently said that years back,
he fluted Dallas to try to buy an Arena Football
League team when Jerry Jones attempted to get him to blank.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
That is the Malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
The answer will get to it and we will do
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Speaker 9 (17:27):
It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Malor Riddle of the day here it is music legend.
John bon Jovi said years ago he flew to Dallas
to buy an Arena Football League team with Jerry Jones
attempted to get him to blank.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Matt the Warrior Raider, Tom Brady Rose Fans, there's Jerry
Jones attempted to get bon Jovi to loan him a
groupie massole Mickey says bon Jovi wan Jerry one Bonjovi
to share the same birthday or he shares the same
birth there.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Who cares about that?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Ferg Dog says, got him to invest in Jerry bars
instead Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota. Or from Lionel Lakes
as he says. Jerry Jones attempted to fly him on
a bed of roses. Andy says, play a game of
Frogger from Asher? Who else do you have? The weather
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man says something about a jam? Who else do we have?
Jerry Jones attempted to get bon Jovi to talk Dak
off the bridge from Art Puffin. That's og Art Puffin to.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Visit a gloryhole.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Robin Minnesota says one in bon Joe to play quarterback
late night drug tester says, get some deep fried butter
from the Texas State Fair.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Alf the Alien Opiner says, mix him a nice drink.
That's quite the drink there. Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Page down? Uh afar out? Dave went with the gloryhole?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Uh nobody said circumcised a mosquito, which is to me
the face. That's my favorite answer from Jerry attempted to
get him to buy to shine Jerry's shoes from Chris
that's his answer. Page down JT also won with the
JT the Wingman with the Glory whole answer start at
week Side Linebacker guests by da boy Malcolm, all right,
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what say you, Eddie?
Speaker 9 (19:28):
How about get him to clean off his glasses like
that one guy? What did that one to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Clean his glasses?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, remember that, I go, I see correct.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It turns out music legend John bon Jovi, he said
years ago he flew to Dallas to buy an Arena
Football League team, and Jerry Jones attempted to get him to.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Buy part of the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, by joviy on some podcast, I don't know which one.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There's a million of them.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
He recently said that he told Jerry said, hey Jerry,
we're from New Jersey. We don't like the Cowboys, we
don't like anything to do with the Cowboys. But Jerry
Drove picked him up at the airport, Drove Moran is
like trying to convince him to buy a share of
the Cowboys, which, let me point out, would have been
one efing great investment for bon Jovi to buy part
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of the Dallas Cowboys, the most financially successful professional sports
franchise in North America. The Dallas Cowboys without having to
ever win the super Bowl in modern times and bon Jovi,
we could have earned part of that from just a
portfolio perspective. That would have been a wonderful investment. Let's
go to Van, the one legged Bama Man.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hello, Van.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Heik Van.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You pole.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
It all a little heavy on my boy. He's played
awful line googie, don't do that. Come on.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
There is not one single thing that he has done
right since he got to the NFL, other than signing
his docus sign on the contract.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
He's got better status than Brady Kahn, another Isband Trophy winner.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
He is worse than JaMarcus Russell. He is he is.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Marcus Russell was a damn drug addict.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It doesn't What does that say? A drug addict was
better than your guy? Hey, bullshit, goodbye? I love you
man the one way.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Let's give the fun fact right now.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
The way our guy, Brady Quinn did not win the Heisman.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
He said, we finished second.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, I hate the bide have fun fact, fun facts out.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm doing the fun factor earlier this hour. Why not.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So here here are the numbers first eighteen career starts.
JaMarcus Russell versus Bryce Young passer rating, JaMarcus Russell had
a higher passer rating. How about passing plus rushing touchdowns.
JaMarcus Russell had four more than Bryce Young turnovers. Even
JaMarcus Russell and Bryce Young each have nineteen turnovers. In
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the first eighteen games, JaMarcus Russell averaged a yard more
per pass attempt than Bryce Young. How about passing yards
per game? Bryce Young a little bit better than JaMarcus
Russell overall in that category wins first eighteen games, JaMarcus
Russell had six Bryce Young two. Scoreboard says Bryce Young
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tangibly worse, tangibly worse than JaMarcus Russell.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Then you suck.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap
and water next time you call the show man. I
think we should be allowed to say that word. I
like that word. It's a fun word, but we're not
allowed to say it.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Do you think the Broncos can beat the Panthers?
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
What's going on with bo Nicks?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I buddy of you at least mediocre. He's not even mediocre. God,
that's he's terrible too. No Bronco shirt for you, no hat, nothing,
You've done.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
It's not good and I already it's already over and
I and I already, like I spent money on plane.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Tickets to go, Oh where are you going to watch.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Them on Vegas?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, well you just want to gamble anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, but that's just an excuse to go to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
It is.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
But at the same time, like that's the most expensive
ticket in the NFL.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Yeah, I thought your move was to uh go see
the Megas the team you were pretty sure they're going
to beat.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
He thought the Raiders are.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Division. Division games are always tricky.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Though, but the Raiders with yeah, they were not supposed
to be great this year.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, it's a miscalculation by the coop. There can you
get can you get out of it? Can you sell
the tickets?
Speaker 11 (23:59):
Well, the the flight is what I can't get out of,
which I mean, I guess I could just go to Vegas,
but yeah, I mean I would have picked a different weekend.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You know, there were much cheaper weekends to go.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
We always just drive. You have to fly to Vegas.
We're close enough, it's like a suburb of LA where
we do the show.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I already bought the plane ticket.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, you can't just did you did you get the
refundable No, no.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's like Spirit airlines.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Oh you and Rob Parker enjoy that. Let me know
how that goes for you.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Jonathan in Delaware says, I f and love hearing helmet Man.
A true show icon, What an interesting character. The things
I would love to learn about them? Oh yeah, if
you only knew what makes helmet Man tick. Yeah, the
magic of helmet Man. What a guy am I on
the live are right now.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
As we put headphones on him stead of in front
of a microphone with an on air like no, no you're.
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Not, We're just I don't It was great.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I've known him a long time. I knew him before
he recalled the show.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I was in local radio on helmet Man, saw him
outside leaving Staple Center after a Laker game, and Helmet
Man was standing out there with the Pittsburgh steelertel near
lax So I thought either he was a little you
know sometimes you people have to wear helmets at he did.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
A little slower protection. Yeah, yeah, but no he was.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He actually knew who I was and the person I
was with, Lee Klein, the Prince of Darkness, and he
started a conversation he was a listener and.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That blossomed twenty plus years. I've known that guy, helmet
man Jonathan and Della congrat. Yes, he's got the cleanest ass.
I wouldn't say that, but I don't know. I haven't checked.
I don't I don't know. Maybe maybe he does. It's
possible that you play with guys when I was a kids.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A lie, all right? Anyway, it is the Ben Mali
Show coming up later this hour. We will have for
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But right now, let's get.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
You caught up on everything going on in the overnight
and we say hello too, Games of Note, Guards Sea.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
And speaking of Coop's trip to see his broncos play.
I guess this is a good time to.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Remind you, yeah, that I will be gone the last
day of this week and the first day of next week.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Yep? Why Chargers Steelers in.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Pusburg this weekend? I didn't know that where you go?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I don't have microphones in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I don't think so. No, I don't think they have
no microphones in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
None of it interesting.
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Speaker 8 (26:40):
Packers without quarterback Jordan love lou Or beat the Colts.
I should say sixteen to ten. Malik Willis twelve or
fourteen passing hundred twenty two yards of a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Man's Colts good tackling their solid, well coached team.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well coached team there, wouldn't you.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Think they would have loaded up against the run, right,
And it's good.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
God, they still couldn't stop the run.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's like Shane Shane Steichen, he's the coach, right, So
Shane Steichen's there. Like I was watching the game, I'm like,
you know, I thought, well this is one. I mean,
at worst, maybe the maybe the Colts will only win
by a field goal, but they'll win.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
And they had no j got run.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Off the fields bet on this game.
Speaker 11 (27:20):
Yeah, that was a pen And I blame Ben for
how much money I lost this weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You don't watch Benny versus the penny, You don't.
Speaker 11 (27:27):
Blame Look, well, I knew in my I'm picking the games,
and in my head I heard you saying, well, my
Malik Willis is a terrible, terrible quarterback, and they suck,
I know, And that's what I thought. I was like,
I'm gonna bet on the Colts because all they have
to do is stop to run.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
They don't even have to protect against the past.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He gave up two hundred and sixty one yards under ground.
You were right, Your instincts were right, Cooper Loop. Your
instincts were correct. That's why, like, I look at that
as a it's a bad luck, but that you handicap
the game? How are you supposed to handicap two hundred
and sixty one yards in the ground by the packers?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Come on, I also did it get handicap that?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
There's no effing way to handicap that.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
That is melphysics, That.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Is today exactly a player prop parlay with Gino symanth
under two hundred.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I'm sorry, but that one hurt. But that makes flain
because that there was one.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
Then recommend that as well.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, I won last week, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I can't win every week or the DraftKings people, you know,
they'll stop me from doing it. But I I, uh, yeah,
there was a fifty six yard in metcalf.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And Gino was over it anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
But he had a fifty six yard pass in the
first half that that really I knew right then that
was not going to hit.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That did not go well.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
And in the w NBA, Oh my god, how could
I have waited so long to get to this story?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Shout the lead. Dan Byer is going to come in
here and.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
He might fever beat the Wings one ten, one oh nine.
Kaitlin Clark career high thirty fives.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh my god, Amy Bill's got his pants off right now.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
I need to know about that new rookie record for
points in the season. Kayln Clark, the greatest thing in
the world.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
God's gifted. I feel I got great ratings. No one
was watching the football. They were watching that the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (29:13):
Shane and des Moines was the one person watching.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, all right, bonus fun fact, bonus fun fac They're
fun fact. Right.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
So the Washington Commanders, according to the Nerds, had the
first ever perfect field goal game. They had seven drives
and seven field goals, the only team in NFL history
to have a game with no punts, no turnovers, and
more than five field goal attempts. Your twenty twenty four
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Washington Commanders perfection of the kick. Domination of the kick.
Not the most exciting brand of football, but they did win,
and you play to win the game, and that factoid
which will continue until it's broken. Rookie quarterbacks have now
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thrown one hundred and ninety six passes in the NFL
so far this season without a single passing touchdown. That
is the most consecutive pass attempts by rookies without a
touchdown pass to begin a season in NFL history. This
is the worst class of quarterbacks in the history of
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the NFL based on that statistic, So why not just
go with that? That's clearly the issue. So do we
have that sound I sent coops some sad I thought
this was this was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Tim mcdarby actually sent me this originally he found it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So this is Adam Feeland, the former Minnesota Viking wide
receiver Adam Thieland, and listen to him and the diplomacy
he uses when discussing his quarterback, Bryce Young, who managed
to complete eighteen passes eighteen passes for less than one
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hundred yards the eighty four yards eighty four yards passing.
But listen to Adam Thielen wax poetic about it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's not really his fault. Take a listen.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Changes is yeah, we got to change what's happening now.
Now the other stuff that's totally out of my control,
that's but my pay grade. Like I said, I love
Bryce to death. Man, he works his butt off. He's
a great player. This is not a Bryce Young issue,
this offensive team issue. We are all in this together.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I know football is.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
That's why I love this game with everything I have,
because it is the greatest team game because it's not
about an individual. It's not basketball where you can have
one or two good players have success in this league.
In this game, you have to have eleven guys on
the same page to have individual success. So there is
no individual on this offense that is to blame.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It's a no, no. One's where we can go.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Oh my god, but we need to We need to
figure out a way to have urgency to get that done.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
All right, Somebody contact the police there, they're the home depot.
People lost a bunch of manures somebody. So I think
it's in his house right there, Adam Felnd Now it's
no individual, no, no, no blame.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What is that? Seriously? Like this is the worst he
is worse.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Than JaMarcus Russell, and to our knowledge, there's no purple drink.
He's doing it oh natural, which is even at least
JaMarcus Russell had the excuse because he had a substance
abuse problem. This guy doesn't even have that. He just
the personification of suck man?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
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Speaker 2 (33:08):
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Speaker 9 (33:49):
Who the hell will you talking to?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Sons?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Here some interesting advice? Hold that dot no one's paid
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Speaker 2 (34:28):
We've got to go here. Career advice to the.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Number one overall pick of the draft couple of years back,
Bryce Young of Alabama. He's playing for the Carolina Panthers,
and he is statistically worse than JaMarcus Russell in just
about every category now JaMarcus Russell. You might not know
who that is if you're of a certain age, but
if you're old enough, he is the definition of.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Suck for a number one overall pick.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
But now it is Bryce Young your advice, Career Advice,
Bryce Young, eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, You're
on the air when you hear my voice. We'll start
out with you on line one.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Hello, line one, how do you like cam Akers?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Something in crunchtime for someone else other than the rank.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I like that, although it actually hurt my bet so
I didn't like that. I think you were put up
to that by Supermarket Steve.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Hello. Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello, we
have a four hour show and it takes eighty dimas
king cord breaking.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh that's super Market Steve. Well, angry Bill, Angry Bill
was on hold and hello. Line three, you're on the
Airline three.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Hello, Oh my god, are you really the star Benny
versus a Penny? That's my favorite show?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh man, mine too, All right, Line four, it's all
ringers all the time.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Hello, Line four. Line four is not there. We're going
to line five.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, we're giving
career advice to Bryce Young, the failed number one pick
of the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Hello, line five, morning term, he can always play soccer
with the Commanders. Yeah, that's right, good hockey team there.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's Rick and Maryland, he says the morning time. On
line six, you're on the airline six. Hello, all right,
thank you, James. On line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Right, Young, wonder him of it, and maybe he can
go into business.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, go suck. That's a pizza. That's a good, good idea.
Maybe a food truck. Hello. Line two, you're on the
airline too.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Looks like to.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Meet alligator arms. Kind of did you in man?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, you know you can't be perfect all the time,
Sean McVay owns him still.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Line three, Hello, line.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Three, donut Kelly for Female caller of the year.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Okay, Sane from Des Moines checking in line number four.
Not a lot of competition for female caller the year.
Line four, Hello you, Yeah, hey, watch it. Look how
bad my picks were this week? Line number five? Hello,
line five, Yes, s been I would look right young
(37:00):
square in the eye instead.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, that's my guy. We missed you. We're glad you're back.
Line is six. You're on the airline six.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Stop being a metro sexual and start being a womo one.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, it's all about romo sexual man. We dominated back
at the day us romo sexuals.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Line number one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, simple that party.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, that's where that's working at very well. Line two,
you're on the airline too.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's the instant advice line career advice to Bryce Young,
that failed number one pick of Carolina. He's actually somehow
worse than JaMarcus Russell after eighteen career games.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
He needs the.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Hold hands with two and right off into the sunset.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh that sounded like our buddy slug in Vegas. Does
that sounded like to be?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Hello? Line number three, you're on the airline three. Hello,
alf Loorina give them most.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Uh what I don't know. I couldn't make that out.
Line number four, you're on the airline four.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Just needs to relax on the screen porch of a submarine.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yes, that would go very well. What could possibly go wrong?
Line five, you're on there.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
We're giving advice to Price Young, the failed number one
pick of the Carolina Panthers. What's your advice? Line five
is not paying attention. We're going to line six. Hello,
Line six?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Hey is line six?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I would say, hang in there, everything will be just fun. Oh,
that's terrible advice. You never call again.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Line one, you're on the airline number one.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What flavor though?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Do you go?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah, Jarren, not the chocolate. I've had the chocolate, not
the cherry or the butterscotch. Line two, you're on the
airline too.
Speaker 10 (38:43):
You need to start paying the fingernails.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's working out well for the quarterback in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello, Well he's
in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Beed it all on black and silver.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
There you go, the silver and black.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
All right, we'll do one more, only one more of
as good. I'll take credit. If not, I will blame
the cooperlot pick. The final call, the instant advice line
for Bryce Young. Line to line two.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
You are on the airline too. What is your advice
to Bryce Young?
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah, laft guy, you got a good boy, a big
Line one.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Line one, Oh, well, I'm sorry, fl too. I'll take
fl dearly, dearly, dey, dearly,
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Ben Maller
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