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October 29, 2025 • 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about Steelers coach Mike Tomlin saying they have "no plans" to change defensive coaches in Pittsburgh, a report describing Tyler Shough as a "future is now" plot twist for the Saints, Shedeur Sanders liking negative posts about Dillon Gabriel, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three. Our number three is ready for
me and it's ready for you. So what is your
read on Mike Tomlin saying they have no plans that's
a quote, no plans to change defensive coaches in Pittsburgh
despite having the NFL's thirtieth rank defense. Also, how would

(00:22):
you categorize the reports describing Tyler Shuck as the future
is now with that plot twist for the Saints he
takes over as QB number one? And what are your
impressions of Brown's backup quarterback Trudur Sanders liking negative posts
about Dylan Gabriel, the current starting quarterback for the Cleveland

(00:45):
football team. We'll get to that and more right now here.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It is our number three.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
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(02:24):
three Blue Jays regain home field advantage. The World Series
will be crowned in Canada this weekend. We know that,
But our leader is from Western Pennsylvania and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The once proud Pittsburgh Steelers, a franchise that built their
legacy on defense, defense.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not anymore, not anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
A lot of angst, a lot of people upset in
Pittsburgh with what has gone on. This is not a
great product on the field, a lot of matador tackling
going on. So Mike Tomlin has come out and said
that the Steelers have quote no plans close quote to
make any changes to the defensive coaching staff. Now, the

(03:11):
Steers didn't make a trade with the New England Patriots.
Not a trade that rises to the level of a
conversation here on the radio show. It's a trade of
a backup from the Patriots to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
And is some draft picks involved in all. It's not.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You're not going to get all all giddy because the
trade of Kyle Dugger. That was the trade. That's who
Pittsburgh got. Well, that'll fix the defense. They got Kyle Dugger.
But the money quote is again from from Mike Thomas
if you didn't see it, and possibly not again, he
said there are no plans to make any defensive coaches.

(03:52):
Defensive coaches lose their job. So the Insurs are currently
ranked thirtieth in the NFL. Now, I did not play
in the NFL. I might want to check with Ryan
and Clark to see if this is even allowed. They're
thirtieth in defense. Only Dallas and Cincinnati are worse. Now
that is bad to the bone, bad bad, bad bone,

(04:14):
and that is a good jumping off points'll let us
discuss the question what is your read?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
What is your reader?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Mike Tomlin, longtime coach in Pittsburgh, saying that there are
no plans to change defensive coaches in Pittsburgh. So my
views on this, I've got Spanish, Elmer Fudd and high
school Hallway, and we will combine all of these things

(04:40):
together and we are gonna make a jumbo size helping
of Gaba Goo.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
We're gonna make the Gabba Ghoul. That's what we're gonna make.
So first of all, ye me all right, So here's
the thing. No plans this time of the year.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
When I hear we have no plan to trade a player,
we have no plans to fire a coach. Did anyone
think Mike Tomlin's gonna get up to the days and say,
you know, we are thinking about firing one of the coaches,
but we don't want to tell you which coach. You
feel me on that, Yeah, that's not gonna happen, right,

(05:17):
that's no plans it all. It makes sense because that
is the mantra. If they still made those NFL films
documentaries they used to make back in the old days
about seasons for Pittsburgh, it would be the title would
be no plans, like the defense has no plans to
actually tackle the proper way. They have no plans to

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play good football, honoring the Spanish heritage of bullfighting and
a lot of matadors, A lot of matadors there, the
red capes all over the place, ole ole ole o. Yes,
thirty three defense. That is not a little bit of
a blip. That is not small ample size. We are

(06:01):
half way through the season. Hello, halfway through the season.
You're thirty through in the NFL. That is a lifestyle choice.
You have decided that you're making business decisions on defense.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
That's your choice. Now. TJ.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Watt has been absolutely neutralized. And we're going back the
last eleven games. The last eleven games. I saw a
stat I read it somewhere and I don't remember where
I read it, but Miles Garrett of the Cleveland football team,
he had five sacks against the Patriots over the weekend.

(06:38):
That is more than TJ. Watt has had in the
last eleven games.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I believe it is.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think I read that right. I'm gonna go with it.
I'm paraphrasing, but I'm gonna go with it. So let's
just go with it. And that's it. So TJ. Watt
is one of the highest paid defensive players in the NFL.
He's not the highest paid guy anymore, but he's one
of the highest paid. So he has been boxed up
and at this point, he's essentially acting like America's favorite
crossing guard Buddy Daniel in Fort Wayne, Indiana. He's at

(07:09):
a crosswalk We're talking about TJ. Watt there and he's
holding a stop sign and he's going back and forth,
back and forth, back and forth. That's what he's doing.
The so called big moves, the big moves here have
been orange bright orange traffic cones is what they've been
and just standing there watching guys run past. La la

(07:33):
la la la la la la la la la la
la horrific tackling.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So what you're gonna do? Well.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
They made a trade, as we mentioned, they acquired a
backup defensive back from the Patriots, Kyle Duggar. But in
terms of the staff you look at it objectively. Mike
Tomlin is essentially a long tenured professor at this point,
He's not going anywhere. I have done so many monologues
over my career here at Fox Sports Radio Mike tom

(08:03):
and you'll get rid of Mike tom In fact, I've
been here so long. Bill Cower was the coach of
the Steelers when I started yapping here at Fox Sports Radio.
I also did monologues fire Bill Cower. They never fired him.
But now he's just putting the world to sleep on television.
So there is that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Tomlin is not going anywhere, so you take him out
of the equation. His staff though last I checked, they're
not tenured professors. They're not, so they're fair game. I
smell a ceremonial firing, is what I smell. I smell it,
I do. I'm following the fumes. Yep, that's what I'm doing. Yeah,

(08:41):
And you are what your record says you are, and
the Steelers right now record says you stick. So congratulations,
you are swamp ass. That is what the Pittsburgh Steelers are. Secondly,
speaking of swamp ass, we go to the swamp, to
the Bayou of nawlence. Bad football makes good radio. I
guess we'll see about that. So cornerback chain, quarterback change,

(09:02):
quarterback change, quarterback change. We have a quarterback change. Boy,
this is a hum dinger. Spencer Rattler has been.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Demoted.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Do you know how bad you have to be to
be demoted on the New Orleans Saints. You have to
be Spencer Rattler bad. That's how bad you have to be.
So the Saints are making a change. New Orleans is
named the rookie quarterback Tyler Shuck. Yep, that's his name,
not spelled like that, but it's pronounced shuck. I believe

(09:36):
he's about forty years old, even though he was in college.
He went to college for like ten.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Years unless he did. So Shuck is in.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
And the afore mentioned good name, bad player, Spencer Ratler.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Isn't that a good name?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Spencer Rattler, bad player but good name, bad player, but
good name. So New Orleans making the change here now
the NFL media. The reason I'm bringing this up the
NFL media. You know, I love goofing on NFL media
because they're so in the tank. It is just embarrassing
that love. I could just do a show every night
and only talk about that, and I'd be happy and
everyone love it because it's so ridiculous. So anyway, the

(10:10):
NFL media described the quarterback change of Tyler Shuck in
Spencer Rattler out. They reported it this way. They said,
the future is now in New Orleans for coach Kellen Moore.
So dramatic, so dramatic. Question, Brush, how would you categorize

(10:34):
the NFL pr arm NFL media describing Tyler Shuck as
a quote future is now close quote plot twist to
the Saints twenty twenty five NFL season. So I'm giving
this one some side eye, not stinky side I was

(10:55):
a little different, a little different, little different. And I
would like to quote one of the great philosoph versus
of our time, the great Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes,
awe shucks. You're going with Tyler Shucked. Aw shucks. That's
the only move now. The NFL media, the fact that
they're going down to Smoothie King and guzzling the hype
smoothie and getting extra helpings of hype. They're drinking it

(11:20):
like it's gatorade in August. And this is like trying
the Saints, right, now to navigate this season without a quarterback.
They're trying to get through a corn maze, except the
GPS is not working and all the exits of the
corn maze have been covered up. Good luck, good luck.
You better have a machete. You're gonna have to cut

(11:40):
your way out of the corn maze. And so you
just keep spinning around and around, and you're bumping into
the same dead end. You know, I can't figure it out.
I don't know what's going on. So the Saints fans,
not that there's many of them left, the Saints fans
are being told that this is some kind of dramatic
Shakespearean plot twist, if you will. Okay, it's a plot twist,

(12:02):
that's what you're saying. No, it's not a plot twist.
It's just the same rerun, and costume is a little different,
the name on the back, the name plates a little different,
and all that.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
The future is now police please.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
And this is like going from hypothermia to a third
degree burn, different temperature, same result, right. They say that
a third degree burn and hyperthermia are essentially the same
exact thing. It's just one is caused by heat. The
other one is called it's caused by coal. So that's
that's your medical fun fact of the hour.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
But either way, if you're the Saints, you're absolutely porked.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
You are the other white meat. You are porked. You
just are.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's wishful thinking. It's a little bit of that, and
it's top with a Costco sized ladle of hyperbole for
the full taste. Got to taste it all. The future
let me tell you what the future is. I know
the plane. I've tracked the plane online. I know where
the Saints plane is going. It is going to Panic City.

(13:18):
It's a panic party, is what it is. This is
the classic NFL move. We've all seen it. If you've
been around more than a couple of years, the classic
NFL move. Here is what You've got the quarterback who
is a mess. So then you bring in the rookie quarterback.

(13:38):
You change up things, and you change the name plate
and the locker and it fixes everything unless it does it.
So the plane is let's go with the Heil Mary.
We're going to do it blindfolded. Let's see how that works.
What could possibly go wrong? All right, we've seen this again,

(13:59):
We've seen it. Rookie quarterback goes in. It's a hot mass.
The team gets a brief sugar high with Tyler Shuck,
and then reality hits like a blind side tackle from
the edge rusher.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Good luck on that.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
And then next year, moving ahead in the calendar, we
go to April, late April, and the Saints will be
drafting the next guy, and they'll run the same playbook
over and over and over. It is the false hope playbook,
which is generally speaking, hope is not a strategy.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
It is not. It is a slogan. That's the way
that is. And right now.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
These Saints are in the selling slogans phrase. We don't
have good players, we don't have good coaches. We're gonna
sell you on a nice slogan, and that's gonna get
it done, a really nice slogan. Now, meanwhile, let's go
to Cleveland, bad football, good talk radio. We go Cleveland,
the latest revelation from the Mistake by the Lake. Despite

(15:06):
Dylan Gabriel, the former Oregon Duck, Dylan Gabriel, who has
not only been a quarterback, he has a front row
first class ticket on the vomit comet for the Cleveland
football team and the coaching staff has been stonewalling, absolutely

(15:26):
stonewalling the questions about making a change, and that would
mean Shader Sanders. Now we have another wrinkle, just a
little bit of a wrinkle, another wrinkle in the quarterback
purgatory of Cleveland slash Siberia.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Now what is that?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
So, Shadur Sanders and Dylan Gabriel, it appears that there
is legitimate bad blood, bad blood, bad blood. What you're
gonna do when the bad blood comes for you? So
the where's the beef? The beef is there? The beef
is absolutely there. Now, what is my evidence? According to
internet investigators, social media investigators, they report and they have

(16:12):
receipts on this, they claim that Chadur Sanders was caught
red handed, red handed screenshot as evidence by the social
media sluice. Now what was he doing? Chaudeur Sanders has
been accused of liking comments that are ripping Dylan Gabriel. Hello,

(16:39):
all right, so let's get into this here. The question
on this one, what are your impressions of the Browns'
third string quarterback? Shouldur Sanders liking negative posts about the
person who's starting ahead of him? All right, So at
this point we are not just at a quarterback controversy,

(17:00):
not at that particular point, because both these guys have
a toxic odor to them.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
They just do, all right, they just do.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
So this is the part of the manuscript if you
read it earlier at the table read this is the
part where we are at a full blown high school
hallway drama. O rama is where we are on this one.
I'm talking TikTok nonsense on the right, Instagram on the left,

(17:29):
and a little X right down Broadway, right down Broadway.
But this is it's nonsense, is what it is. And
it's stuff like this that is why should Earth Sanders
is not starting.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
This part of the reason.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
If you look at all the variables, you'd have to
say that this is part of it. That it's not
about the arm strength. It's not about remembering the playbook.
If you're should Earth Sanders, it's about immaturity, and you
just they don't think he's mature enough and they don't
want to deal with it.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Now.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
If he was so good and they thought they would
win a lot even with that, then they would absolutely
they being the Browns, would make it change.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
But they don't think that.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
They don't, right, So Kevin Stefanski, the battled head coach
of the Cleveland football team.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
He's not blind. He's not blind.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
And they've seen behind the scenes how they make the
hot dogs, and they've seen Shuder acting like he's more
of an influencer than he is a quarterback. And Gabriel
looks terrible. It looks absolutely it looks absolutely terrible. However,
at least with Dylan Gabriel, at least he's not out

(18:40):
there to my knowledge, maybe he is.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Subtweeting, dabbling on different social media platforms and all that stuff. Now,
Shadur's acting like he's a made man, and in many
ways he is right the whole should hear Sadas thing?
You know, another Netpo baby, Another Netpo baby, Dion's kid.
We talked last were about the Blue Jays, and I
think it was the last hour, maybe was two hours ago.

(19:02):
I don't know the Blue Jays announcer who happens to
be the son of the TV broadcaster for the Blue Jays.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I don't know how he got that job.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
It's everywhere in sports, right, So, Shadur Sanders if his
dad instead of being Dion Sanders, if his dad was
Steve Sanders and just a random guy working in a
factory somewhere. We would likely not be having the conversations
that we're having right now. But that's where we are,
and so we'll see what happens next. But Dylan Gabriel,

(19:32):
bad bad, bad, bad bad Bat and the Browns. It's
like a daytime soap opera there it is. And Chadur
is like gasoline on the fire, like what are you doing?
And I have heard from my boots on the ground,
the Great Sports with Coleman, who's a friend of the show.
He's in Baltimore, and he sent out a comment about

(19:52):
Shadur Sanders and Chadur, much like with DeShawn Watson years
ago and the interaction I had with the Shawn Well.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
On this one.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
The the comment posted by Sports with Coleman was responded to
buy the quarterback for the Cleveland brown Shoulder Saints, which
means he's actively searching his name for people to.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Say his say my name, to say his name online.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
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have the Mallord Riddle of the Day. Got a very
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to keep listening for an extra twenty minutes because you
didn't pay off the maddle of the day and I
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(21:04):
first of all, I didn't force you to listen. That
was user error. Bad job, bad job, But I promised
we'll give the answer on the other side. So here's
the Mallard Riddle of the day. San Diego State. That's
a university, not a good one. They went woke, changed
their logo, so San Diego State football coach Sean Lewis,
I have no idea who that is. Well, Sean Lewis

(21:27):
went viral recently for his blank during a recent game
against Eddie's Fresno State Bulldogs. Again, the San Diego State
football coach, someone named Sean Lewis who I don't know
who that is. I couldn't pick him out of a
police lineup, but he went viral for his blank during
a recent game against Fresno State. That is the mallor

(21:51):
riddle of the day and the answer. We'll get to it,
and we will do it.

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(23:08):
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figure out. They've got a spell check on. They're figure
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so you idiots stop complaining.

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You need to pay off the riddle. I got black bubbles,
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Speaker 2 (23:55):
There's no crying radio. It's talk radio. It's all it is.
It's talk radio. Here's the malar riddle of today. San
Diego State apparently has a football team. God anyway, their
coach Sean Lewis went viral for his blank during a
game against Fresno State over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
So that is the question. What is the answer? Let's see.
We knows the answer here and.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
BP says he went viral for his Halloween costume on
game day. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota said his displeasure for
California Governor Gavin Newsom. Who else extremely extremely small feet
from ferg dog. Lady Sideburns, one of the people complaining
about the malar Riddle of the day yesterday, counting how

(24:46):
many answers I read, said his Irish step dancing skills.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
It's not bad, Lady Sideburns. Who else do we have?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Alf the Alien, Opiner says for his Canadian tuxedo. Yeah,
that's right, alf I have won the Canadian Tuxedo multiple
times now. And Moxie a big fan, my dog Moxy
of the Canadian tuxedo. Let's see, Josh writes in says,
let's hear the he went viral for his break dancing routine.

(25:15):
All right, Rob says he went back to the future outstanding.
That's Rob the goat man clam writes and says, hey,
the answer is watching porn on his phone during a
time out. Now, that would have been impressive and pop
on the only fans there and just watch, watch and
knock yourself out. Went out real fast, Nate writes in

(25:38):
aka the Pat Killpat Guy or whatever says seductive dance
his wrestling belt from King Roy. That's his answer for
adjusting his manhood on the sidelines from Milkman Mike and
Colorado smoking on the bench from Fudgie in Boston and
mister Irrigation says he went bonkers because he couldn't behind

(26:00):
his the at liss on his telescope.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
How about new all right.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Rick I got this right, and he says, Rick says,
go Clippers go.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, thank you, Rick. I appreciate the sport. All right, Lorena,
do you have an answer? Lorena?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I think he did a cheer routine on the sidelines,
all right?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Is that the answer?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
No, It turns out San Diego State football coach Sean
Lewis went viral for a tan line that resembled the
shape of his hat. Now, when I was a kid,
it was called a farmer's tand but that's not a
farmer's tand like what is that?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I guess you know, because you'd.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Show your arms or whatever and cover your shirt would
cover most of your body.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
But it was scary detailed it was though I know,
it's like line for line.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It looked like he had tattooed the hat on his
head the outline of the hat, like he got a
really exotic red tattoo of the outline of a hat,
which was an unfortunate turn of events.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
You think he'll use sunblock after that? No, Michael leprechn
could probably hook him up.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
That's a good point. Yeah, I don't have time to
get to him right now. Well remind me because I'm sure,
I'm sure he'll stay on hold. We we can get
his take on that. How to deal with avoiding a
sunburn on your head? On your head, let's see. I
wish we just play the game. You want to play
the game. We can play the game. Let's play the game,
Ben Maller game.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Much or not enough enough? Already? Man?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
We walk him in a big Chicago Bears fan, but
he lives in northern California, A fan favorite. The kids
love him. Lucky Tony. Hello, Lucky Tony.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Hey man, I'm not trying to plug nothing except Bronnie legend.
But let's make this quick so you can tell people
about your cameo spots.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's right, I am on cameo. Thank you for that.
If anyone needs a cameo, I don't promote that. But
that's not.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Free, but I will.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I will engage in any almost anything you want, with
limit anyway. All right, here we go, Lucky Tony. You
have to get three right to win? Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Question number the Blue Jays. I have now hit six
home runs this postseason that turned a deficit into a lead.
Is that too much or not enough for the Toronto
baseball team?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
David Vasse has flashbacks of ask crack, Am I right?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
All right? Is that correct?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Here?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
No? That is not correct? The answer is yes. Cool.
The answer is too much.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
They have hit four home runs that turned a deficit
into it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You want to get a backup, Coop, feel free.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I've turned a deficit into a lead, which is still
the most by any team in a single postseason in baseball.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
History. Question number I like that. Tony just got bored
waiting and said number two.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
All right, question number two, zach Ertz, I'm told that's
a football player. Just became the tenth tight end in
NFL history to record eight hundred plus career receptions.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Is that too much or not enough?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
David Besse gives free mustache rights.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
All right, you're banned from all the gamest at forever. Again,
that's not correct. Unfortunately, the answer is too much. Yeah,
only the six tight end ever to accomplish it.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Look, Mike, you're you lucked out. You get to play
too much or not enough? Hey, Mike the Leprecaun, you're
in out of the bullpen. Mike.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Never thought I'd say that.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Mike, Mike, you're on the air. Mike, You're You're in
the air everywhere.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Lucky Tony. We it's a long story, but you're you're
ready to go.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yes, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Can you put me back on later?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Please? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (29:58):
I'm feeding the rap.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
You don't want to play this game.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
With your.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
I will give you a definition.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I hate you even more now, okay, all right, so okay,
why would you call the show and then be not
ready to go.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
And like, what's the point of that?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Just to be there, okay, just to be.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Listening to uh, total debacle here. This is you know what,
this is lorena. One of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Words, boondoggle. It is a Benny boondog. All right, I
got a backup, I got a backup. Oh boy, oh boy,
let's go. Let's go to Fudgie in Boston. Hello.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
So that's how you see, that's how you play a game,
all right, Fudgie. Yeah, the bad news is the first
couple are wrong. So you got to get the last
three white?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Right?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
But good luck? In fact, you know I'll make it.
Do you get two of the three?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Right? I'll give you a golden ticket? How about that?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
All right, Fudgie.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Over his last ten World Series games, Freddy Freeman has
driven in fourteen runs.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Is that too much or not enough?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
You?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Okay, let's see here, No, not enough. He has driven
in seventeen runs over the last ten World Series games.
Luke Garrick, I'm told he was good at baseball. Is
the only other player in baseball history to do that? Well,
I'll keep going here. You're oh for one? Lucky Tony
was over for two. Question number four. My favorite Toronto

(31:29):
Blue Jay, Alejandro Kirk just became only the third Mexican
born player ever to hit a dinger in the World Series.
Is that too much or not enough? He says, too much?
Let's find out.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, he's the only only Mexican born player to hit
a home run in the World Series. So there is that.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Holy, okay, congratulas. Calm down, Fudgie, all right? Oh yes,
not help please? Uh rest in peace? The great Fernando
Valens wail the question number five. There were eight tight
ends to score a touchdown on National tight End Day,
which was over the weekend. Is that too much or

(32:14):
not enough enough?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
All right?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
You got two or three? That's right, I'll give you
a golden ticket.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
I don't care who got a golden tickets.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Well, thank you for that, Fudgie. I love your delivery.
There were ten and Fudgie gets a golden ticket. There there,
he goes, Okay, sure there's something cosmic going on or
maybe not who We're gonna regroup, pause for the cause,
and I need some questions. Oh watch out, Lorene, Are
you sure you want to do calls on this? Maybe
you just want to really you sure about that.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
I'm lucky Tony.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I feel like I need to protect you. I don't know.
But anyway, listen.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
If you want to call in and ask Loraina a
relationship question or something like that, Yeah, feel free.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Having issues in the bed, call me get it out
of your head.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yes, just call up on six hundred radio stations and
tell everyone you're having problems in bed.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
That always is a great way to handle things, anyway.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven
nine nine six six three sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
If you'd like to be part.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Also, if you just want to hide behind your fake
avatar on your fake social media account, you can send
a question in and you can do that care of
at Ben Mahler on X. That's and put the hashtag.
Make sure to put the hashtag Queen of Hearts in there,
because otherwise we won't see it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, otherwise we won't see it.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
So hashtag hashtag Queen Hearts, the Queen of Hearts with ORAINO.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
We'll get to that. We will do it next.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
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Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's of it. Bossed with Little Rain at.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Clean Up Hearts going to help you gear ride gear
ride to night gear right and right, Yeah, that's right.
You heard the man. It's time for some love here
on the Ben Mallor Show. And I just want to
give a little warning out there for all you people
in situationships. Okay, yeah, your delusion can only take you

(35:23):
so far.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Just watch yourself. All right.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
People were emailing me Lorena that apparently I made a mistake.
Here is it? Was it your birthday this week?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
It was my birthday?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
You didn't say anything about it. I didn't want to
be what's that called? That's the word. Okay, yeah, I
don't know your I'm not.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
I'm sure you saw my post.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
On I don't go on. I'm telling you I really well, I'm.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Officially thirty three into my birthday.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, what is it? Was your birthday yesterday? It was Monday, Monday,
so this is.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Two days after your birthday. But because you how about this?

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Coop?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yes, why didn't I know about it?

Speaker 5 (36:03):
He didn't get me any balloons either.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I didn't. I had no idea, right, you got.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Only and Coop only knew because he knows that I'm
going to plan my birthday party on his birthday weekend
and it actually made him mad.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Oh you have you have a big party? Well that
is true.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
That is yes, and you will be invited.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
But you know it was your birthday before that incident happened.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
We're wasting valuable time. This is very important. We're doing
God's work here. Happy birthday, Loren. I apologize I did.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Not know corbio season.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Okay, Lady Sideburn says, how do I dress my partners downstairs?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Smelling issue? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
I just had this conversation with my friend the other day,
like how far have you gotten before you got turned off?
And I was like, no, that's why you got to
test it first, right, But if she really does have
an issue, you should have her go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Might have a.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Bacterial infection, and don't use like sprays to cover up
the scent. That's not how that works. No, no, what
if you you what if you put like a clip
on your nose, you'll taste it?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Hell, all right, there you go.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Rob the goat Man says dating advice for everyone. When
is the ideal time to let that first? The one rip?
You know, just let one rip there.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
I think the best time is either accidentally or like
when you're asleep, right, Like, they can't blame you if
you're sleeping.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
But for me.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
The first time one of my boyfriends farted around me.
We were like playing, so he picked me up, and
by picking me up, it put pressure on him and.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
He parted it. So it's your fault. Yeah, you cause that.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
And but you know, the embarrassment was there for both people.
So laugh about it. Laugh about it, move on, and
make sure you didn't eat anything nasty that day because
you really can smell it.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
So avoid the garlic and the onions. Yeah, maybe some pineapple.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Or something delicious.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Well, speaking of that, JT. The Wingman writes in from Knoxville.
He says, is there a particular food that puts a
lady in the mood?

Speaker 6 (37:59):
You?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Of course, representing all women, Lorena would know what every
other woman likes that gets her all giddy.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, that's a that's a good one because they say oyster.
Is that afrodij Yeah? I like the slurving motion of it.
I mean, think about what the man does with his
mouth when I mean, there's things that are really unattractive
to watch a man eat. So don't don't get like
hot dogs around her or something like that.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Okay, all right, well, open wide, baby, depends what you're into.
Blind Scott is up. Hellow blind Scott, what's.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
Up, Lorena? Happy Larry Bird birthday?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
I know I don't have much I know I don't
have much time up again, so this is a serious question.
I was dating someone just like me, like a year ago,
and you know, I look at myself as the biggest celebrity.
But we were being made fun of in public. They
might be listening right now. They're like me, They're like, uh,
you know, non binary. But we were being made fun
of so bad. I just dumped them. I feel like
I want to get back together with them, But you

(38:59):
think like, since they're autistic, I directly told them that
I didn't like them anymore. You think that I can
recover this relationship. I'll take the questions off the air.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well, no, I do you really want to? I mean,
what do you do?

Speaker 5 (39:11):
I I kind of like this question to be honest
with you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Was he's dating on the spectrum? Was that what he
was doing?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
A lot of people have to date on the spectrum.
More people are on the spectrum than you'd imagine, which
is why probably are a lot or single.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Make sure you communicate.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Okay, I've been to the spectrum. It was in Philadelphia
Basketball Arena.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
It's a beautiful place, beautiful place to be. They find
really good relationships. Sure, yeah, just make sure you know,
you know what you do want and if you're okay
to handle the pressure of being in a public relationship
with that person, or you know, keep them under the covers.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Queen of Hearts Arena,
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