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Boom shaka Laca. It's our number three. Our number three
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over the years. Here in our number three, should the
Raiders take a flyer on Dolphins quarterback Tua Tongue by Lowa.
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There's been some chatter that that's a safe landing spot
for Tua considering how bad Geno Smith has been. Also,
what is your read on Dexter Lawrence playing passive aggressive
ping pong with New York Giants legend radio broadcaster Carl Banks.
And in college football the story everyone's yapping about, how
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do you evaluate the Louisiana governor putting LSU's athletic director
in the penalty box, not allowing him to pick the
next coach after Brian Kelly and that boondoggle that took
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They can't hit, the bullpen is back to sucking, and
the starting pitching showing some cracks here. Wow, But our
leaders from Sin City Lost Wages, Nevada. We mentioned in
a previous hour of this episode of the show that
Lamar Jackson's name has popped up as a person to
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watch down the line the offseason meat market of the
NFL out of Baltimore. Now he's playing in the game tonight.
The guy he's playing on Thursday night also said to
be in a display case window. If you have not
heard by now, perhaps not. As we get closer to
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the trade deadline, which is coming up on Tuesday, there's
been a lot of chatter about a possible trade and
the Dolphins, even though they beat a Landa last week,
if they get their pants handed to them and pulled
down by the Ravens tonight. There's a lot of chatter
that Dolphins are going to go full fire sale, including
(04:40):
quarterback to a tonguea Bayla and one of the rumors
that the Raiders are a landing spot. Yes, I know,
it's ridiculous. The same Las Vegas Raiders that have Geno Smith. Anyway,
so if you were trying to find well, if he's
not with the Dolphins, where could he end up. That's
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the name that has been tossed out the Raiders. So
let us discuss the question should the Raiders take a
flyer on dolphins quarterback to a tongue of eye law.
So on this one, I've got the motel metropolis and
the Nigerian Prince, and we will combine all of these
(05:22):
things together and we'll be like mcgiver. All we need
is a pocket knife and some duct tape and we
are gonna make some Goba goo. We're gonna make the
Gabba Ghoul. So first of all, he said, well, the
Raiders don't have a quarterback, so they might as well
partake and get somebody else because they don't have one.
I get that. However, Tua to the Raiders would be
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a mushroom cloud waiting to happen over the strip. It
just to quote the wife, the first Lady, the wife
of Ronald Reagan back in the day on Nancy Reagan,
just say no. If you're the Raiders, say no. Is
this weird science?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So think about this? Not obviously it's just a rumor
at this point, But we have a show to do today.
You're gonna drop a porcelain doll quarterback into the black
hole the Raider facility. It's a glorious, glowing beacon in
the middle of the desert, but it might as well
be Chernobyl for quarterbacks, you're gonna put in there captain concussion.
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And you had Derek Carr who floundered, absolutely floundered, Jimmy
g who melted down. Geno Smith is currently short circuiting
in front of us. Gino's kind of like the microwave
when Loraina puts a sandwich in there, wrapped in foil,
just on fire. And now now we're talking about Tua, like,
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what are you doing? The Raiders building eats quarterbacks for breakfast.
They do. It's a motel, the Raider Facility. It's a
Roach motel. Quarterbacks check in their dreams, check out when
they go to the Roach Motelas now, he's a nice guy.
I don't know too. He seems like a nice guy.
It also seems very fragile. He's a little fella. The
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minute Max Crosby sneezes near him in practice talking not
a game, not a game. We talked about practice. You're
calling the paramedics. You might as well bubble wrap him.
Before the flight to Harry Reid, which should be called
mccarren still, but they changed the name to Harry Reid there.
But anyway, Tua's days are numbered. Before long he will
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be a clearance item at the football outlet store in
the middle of nowhere. Now, all that said, I repeat
my position that Tua is good for the show. That's it.
He's good content. I'm in the content business and we
have a lot of content we have to get to
every day. I don't like repeating myself. Some of these
guys that do this job just do one or two
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stories and just repeat it all day. I can't stand that.
I don't want to do that. I hate it. Every
once in a while I have to do it. I
don't like it. I don't like it at all. So
Twoa's great. He's giving us some real jams. Recently, Tuas
said that he didn't throw the ball to Jalen Wattle
because he's too short and he couldn't see over the
offensive line. He called out his teammates for being lazy
laggarts and not showing up to team meetings solid Gold.
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But as an actual fix, eh, forget about it. Forget
about it. Like the idea now, because Sam Darnold's had
some success in Minnesota and Seattle a little bit as
a regular season player and Indiana Jones looks like he
actually knows what he's doing with the Colts, and so
now I's like, wow, we'll just have to get these
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these guys that are sucked back quarterbacks from one team
and we'll give him a chance to start somewhere else.
And then to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon,
to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon. Meanwhile,
Bad Blood Department, Page two, Page two, Bad Blood Department.
We go to Jersey. A giant brew ha ha is
playing out in real time. It's he said, he said situation.
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We've got franchise legend Carl Banks, who's not exactly giddy,
the giant radio broadcaster. In fact, he was completely critical
of Dexter Lawrence. Yes, that Dexter Lawrence, the big defensive
star or alleged defensive star. Now, Carl Banks made these
comments on a fledgling podcast, which like we had about
(09:25):
four people listening. But fortunately these were saved and popped
up for posterity's sake all over the place, and now
everyone's aware of what he said, so we don't have
to play any meaning. Miney mo. Here's the quote from
Carl Banks. He said, Dexter Lawrence, nobody respects you anymore. Nobody,
Carl Banks said on his Fledgling podcast, before going on
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to say that the defensive lineman was not playing at
the same high level he had in years gone by.
So what do you do? Somebody went up to mister
Lawrence and said, hey, this guy, Carl Banks, since you
you're a Dingleberry and you suck. So do you think
that Dexter Lawrence calmly said he's entitled to his opinion.
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I have nothing to add to that, be no comment
at all. I'm not going to even acknowledge this or
see the guy's a delusional schmuck. Well, he went mostly
with with option C. He did. Lawrence strongly disagreed with
Carl Banks's assessment. He pointed out that he has been
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a double teamed at a redoculous clip. He said that
alone is a sign of riespect respect that he's respected.
Lawrence said that Carl Banks is he used the D
word delusional. Delusional is what he said. So let us discuss.
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That's a good jumping off point on that one. So
the question what is your read on Dexter Lawrence the
Giants player and he is now playing passive aggressive ping
pong with giant franchise legend Carl Banks. All right, so Lawrence,
I'm not with them on this, I'm not. I'm on
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the side. I stand with my guy, Carl Banks. I do.
And he caused my rams some problems back in the day.
But I stand with Carl Banks. Lawrence has a high level,
not a testosterone of hutzpa. There's a lot of hutzba
in there. Our guy Salsa who's traveling the friendly skis
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around the country, he knows about hutzba. So the man's
got half a sack if I'm not mistaken. Through eight games,
Dexterra roes half a sack, half a sack more than
you have. How many games have you played it? And
he's talking about being double team like it's the Nobel Prize. Well,
guess what, and this is going to blow you away.
Nobody else has this take, And no I'm not going
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to carve him up, but nobody else has this take.
Take is that great players get double teamed? Oh my god, Yes,
great players get double teamed at a high rate, and
yet they still find a way to make plays because
here's why they're great players. Oh, you shouldn't say that,
that's the price of being tagged as a solid game
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changing player. You wanted to be the guy you're going
to get extra attention. You don't get to cry about
it now. Carl Banks just said what everyone who's paid
attention to the Giants has seen. And if you're blind,
you've heard about it. Like Stevie Meatballs, You've gone from
nine sacks to maybe one if you're lucky one. He's
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on pace for one sack. That's an eighty eight percent
drop off from what you were last year. And truth
be told, Carl Banks is one of the few voices
who will tell you the truth about the team. And
he's at that age now he just doesn't give an
f and he's not going to filter himself to say
that he doesn't bleed giant blue and all that. Suddenly
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he's delusional according to mister Lawrence, because he didn't toss
rainbow sprinkles on top of Dexter Lawrence's cupcake. And Lawrence's
reaction to me, that is a dead give what dead give?
What tells you? Everything tells you everything? Defensive defensive posture,
raw nerve. Carl Banks, he hit a raw nerve and
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that's it. Banks was right. Carl Banks was right. He
didn't cross the line. He just crossed into a metropolis
called Realityville. That's right, he was in Realityville. Now, this
is tough love from a franchise icon who has seen
legitimate big time dominance, not double team spin, not that well,
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I'm not making any real plays and then you do
the abbot. But yeah, but I'm getting double teams. The
all time greats. Did they come to Lawrence Taylor back
in the day, did you know not? I'm a big
fan of his, Ray Lewis for example, Aaron Donald more recently,
these guys did They all complain? But I'm getting double
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teamed a lot, So it doesn't matter that I'm not
making any plays. So Carl Banks, when he says you're underperformed,
that's what he said. I didn't say it. That's what
he said. When he says you're underperforming, maybe instead of
calling him crazy, delusional and all that, maybe go ahead
and make a play. Oh you're being so mean? What's
wrong with you? Oh my god? Anyway, final thought, we're
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gonna pivot over to college football. What's poppin? This is
quite the story. You know. It takes a good story
for me to talk college football. I love this story though,
so the Louisiana governor. The Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry went
on a rant. Talked to some reporters this week yesterday,
and he do we have the audio on this by
the way, I don't know if we do or not.
(14:57):
Let's see what we have it or I don't know not. Okay,
I don't know what these editors do all day. They
must like get a lot of good naps in exists
was everywhere, but you can find it in two seconds,
but our editors can't. So LSU's athletic director Scott Woodward
will not be involved, will not be involved in selecting
the tigers new football coach. According to the Governor of Louisiana,
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this is not some administrator, some school president at LSU.
This is the governor, the governor of Louisiana. Yeah. He
was even even cracked as joke saying he'd let President
Trump hire the next LSU coach before Woodward and Landry
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was incensed. The governor there at the abject failure of
Brian Kelly as coach. It seemed that he was more
upset by the ridoculous buyout just an insane amount of
money for someone that failed at their job. Question, all right,
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too late, cool question, how do you evaluate the Louisiana
governor putting LSU athletic director Scott Woodward in the penalty
box over the Brian Kelly boone doggle all right, so
this is a chef's kiss. All right, chef's kiss Southeastern
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Conference chaos. The governor of Louisiana steps up to the
microphone and is saying, hey, yeah, our athletic director is
essentially castrated. I'm the governor and I'm going to castrate
the athletic director at Louisiana State. He's in time out
right now because of that Brian Kelly contract. You cannot
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make this stuff up. That is peak Southern Fried football
is what that is. You've got politicians, boosters, oil money.
Everyone's fighting, and now they're going to be fighting over
who to hire as the next coach and who's going
to get the next ninety million dollar buy out three
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years from now when they can't beat anybody in the SEC.
And everyone saying, well, what went wrong? And the governor right,
the governor says, well, maybe I'll just let President Trump
pick the next shows. This is not college football anymore.
This is a reality show on Amazon. Call it the
Buy You Buy Out, The buy You Buy out right
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there with the cocaine quarterback to buy You Buy Out.
The governor is not wrong. I don't like politicians meggling
in our sports, but the governor's not wrong about one thing.
These athletic directors are in the tank with each other,
with their agents, and it's a it's a wild, wacky business,
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and they don't care about burning money. It's it's kind
of like the argument we make about our politicians. I
don't care what this is. Obviously not a political show, however,
anybody will elect. It's not their money, so they're frivolous.
It's called pork barrel spending, and it's all over college football.
It's not their money. They know that there's really wealthy
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people that happen to go to their university that are
willing to burn their money because of the fact that
they as the athletic director in this case, you know,
they're the ones picking the coaches, and so they'll hire
whoever they want. It's usually hire a friend. That's what
the governor of Louisiana will say. He's like, listen, he
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was slightly off on his quote, but he essentially said
that these agents are the agent for the athletic director,
and they're the agent for the coach, and so everyone's
in bed with everyone else. It's essentially like professional wrestling,
and they're just burning money and the buyouts for Brian
Kelly and Jimbo Fisher in recent years, all of them,
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and there's others. It's a modern day Nigerian Prince email
money scam. We've all got on those emails, right you know. Listen,
So and so I need a donation of four hundred dollars.
If you send me the four hundred dollars right now,
I'm going to inherit a lot of money. But for
some reason, I just need you, random person to send
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me four hundred dollars and then I will pay you
four hundred thousand dollars if you just give me four hundred.
We're talking about. If you don't like that Nigerian Prince email,
how about Bernie Madoff, ftx en Raw, any of the
great scandals. The whole scene is about as incessuous as
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it can be because metaphorically speaking, of course, you've got
the coaches, the agents, the athletic directors in some cases
the school presidents. Everyone is in bed with everyone else.
It's a self licking ice cream cone, is what it is.
Everyone's getting rich and the people that can afford to
cut the checks, the sugar daddies, they're the ones that
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end up getting screwed in this. But they have so
much money, I guess they don't care. And now you've
got the governor of louis Causiana who wants to form
a committee to hire a college football coach, because yeah,
that's how you find the next Nick Saban bureaucracy. That's it, right,
what's next? We gonna have a subcommittee. At halftime when
LSU is losing, We'll get a committee together to figure
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out what we should do in the second half halftime adjustments.
Only in Louisiana. Only in Louisiana do you need a
blue ribbon panel to replace a football coach without rhyme
or reason. Grab your cheese, pops, get a cold one.
It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good, and we
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will be right there to enjoy all of it. That
is Southeastern Conference football, Southern Fried football Theater at its
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IS i Think Walt, disney although he's supposedly on ice.
SOMEWHERE i think.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
He's also he's.
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Alive And Mel, blank WHO i think Is is he In?
Hollywood very? Well who Knows Mel? BLANK i don't even
know who that. Is it Created Looney.
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Tunes OH i thought it Was.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Blanc, NO i think It's, blank but he it looks
Like blank put his, pen but he famously put on his.
Tombstone that's, all, folks which was the. Trademark it's a good, line,
right that's all. Folks, YEAH i think on, mine it'll
be in the ground. EVERYWHERE i think we'll be be.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
MINE i know you're gonna have to leave your cookie
recipes on your.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Gravestone oh thank? You, yeah, okay we're doing What's? Halloween
you should talk about dead people At? Halloween favorite dead?
Person you have a favorite dead Personal.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Let me think on.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
THAT i know who my? Favorite, well my favorite, is uh,
well From, hollywood it's THE. W. C. Fields do you
know who that?
Speaker 5 (30:55):
IS i don't think.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
So.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
No, yeah there's a street named after, him Your Universal state.
Videos but he was a total bs artist in the Early,
hollywood and he has my favorite quote of all. Time
his quote, was if you can't dazzle them with, brilliance
baffle them with Bowl, pucky except he didn't Say. Bullpucky
not a great. QUOTE i think that's a great. QUOTE i.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Love what's it called when you put in the wall
instead of in the. Ground what is?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That it's called A oh, yeah it's?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Mausoleum like, yes, yes, yes, Yes so my grandma is
like two wall spaces away from.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
From From lemmy From, motorhead the.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Famous look at that they talk at. Night they all
the don't all the bodies come alive at night and
talk to each. Other that's. It, yeah it's a dead man's.
Party so my my, grandmother my mom's, mom she was
buried in a mausoleum and my mom would go and you,
know do her morning, there and she hated it so.
Much they actually ended up moving my grandmother to a
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in the ground somewhere because they were, like that's they didn't.
Like she hated going to the mausoleum because this kind
of smells kind of weird in, there you, know and it's.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Kind of you, know, well you realize what happens to those,
bodies right, well and then and then once they're, gone
the next family member moves.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
In is that is? That? YEAH i got. You let's
go to the phones and let's take at least one call.
Here oh, boy there's some legends. Lining let's go to Blind. Scott,
Hello Blind, scott.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Welcome Oh, ben IF i, die can you do the
eulogy at my? Funeral, Well i'm, Not i'm not going,
nowhere but you'd fly out here at me with my
family and confront them about HOW i waited on hold
on your show and they didn't talk to me for
years you know What i'm.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Saying, yes and you're unlike your. Family when you call your,
family they don't talk to you at. ALL i might
keep you on hold for a, while but EVENTUALLY i
do talk to.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You, yeah that's, yeah that's the thing you've already. Said
there for. Me like my father always traveled for work
and he never you, know he was just too. Busy
And ben always been there for, me. Beentful, Well i've.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Tried i've tried to help, you but you you had
you would admit You've you've done some really, like kind
of mean things to me over the. Years i've tried
to be give you good. Advice you've threatened to assume
me multiple. Times you've accused me of doing some things
That i've never. Done you've, Right so you've done, that
you'd admit.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
That, yes go to the president of something and tell
her that you had put me on the air on your.
Show that's WHAT i. SAID i thank.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
YOU i don't know about. THAT i don't know about,
that but, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You just do nothing to me WHERE i accuse you
where it was enough for me to get kicked off
the show, Though like my dad won't talk to me
because he Thinks i'm a choosing him from like who?
Gives who really cares My you, KNOW i have a
huge military. Background my uncle would call The Black. Devil
my great. Uncle he had the most fighter pilot hits in.
History you, KNOW i come from a really big background
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to my family's afraid to be embarrassed by me. Publicly
But i'm doing well. NOW i got a social worker
and people are giving me all types of money and
gift cards.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Now AND i don't know IF i don't have had,
BRAG i don't. KNOW i want to brag about that
THOUGH i don't. Know you you, know.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Don't picked the roads around. HERE i dropped my mobility
cane and to see it, Earlier i'm really addicted to
express so it's unbelievably. Expensive me And coop were having
like a. CONVERSATION i had to apologize To. COOP i
was like felt all the shame because they said stuff
To coop that was like probably, bad you know What
i'm saying In laven and got messages for me that were.
Bad But i'm doing better, now Like i'm doing a lot.
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Better i'm really Sorry ben so the STUFF i said about,
you like we obviously me And ben are in a
fight right. NOW i guess Maybe i'm just in A
we're not in a.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
FIGHT i Just i'm decided to ignore you because you threatened.
Me So i'll talk to you on the, show But
i'm not going to deal with you off the. Air that's.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It, Yeah so WHEN i come To, Wilson i'm gonna
beat the crap out of you in the poking lot
at The Red sox. Game you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Mean you take Your front's, great that's a great. Idea
if you can find, me you, know, Yeah I'll i'll
move two steps. Over you'll be able to find.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Me.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Yeah but here's the. Thing i'm trying to participate in
radio shows and it's hard to get on the air
cause everybody's worried about What i'm gonna. Say So i'm
not getting on any radio shows. Now SO i appreciate
you put me. On AND i just alienated myself by staying.
That so people won't put me on other radio shows
because they're les.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You you just threatened. Me you just yet again threatened.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Me, Yes so this is the only Show i'm allowed
to call now BECAUSE i just Threatened. Ben and it's
going to beat the crap out of.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Nobody, okay all, Right i'm gonna. Go thank, you all,
right wonderful there is Blind. Scott we will have Ask
ben your questions are answers for the rest of the.
Hour we'll get to it.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Next be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
Maller show weekdays at two Am eastern eleven Pm, Pacific.
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up at the top of your.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Screen it's now time for.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Time henry can?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Wait ask Bad twitter, said is your questions On? Twitter?
Now and the way we? Go it's ask. Men your
questions are. ANSWERS i see alam dlu, listening ripping Blind,
scott go, ahead? Coop what do we?
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Have all?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Right?
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Uh freddy On? Twitter, Hi freddy, says speaking of, death
how would you like your? Burial he says burial to
Be BUT i guess that's one of the. Choices what
would you like to happen.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
To you after.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Like a big funeral or like?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Cremation? Berry do you want to be a?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
TREE i want the maggots to eat, me So i'll
go in the. Ground AND i think there's good. FOOD
i THINK i fee generations with, maggots SO i Guess
i'll go on the. Ground.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
Lorena, YEAH i want to be made into one of
those tree. Pods AND i want to be made into
a peach tree so THAT i supply juicy peaches the
rest of my.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Life.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Wonderful that's a what kind of? Tree peach? Tree? Okay?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
COOL i want to be frozen With Ted williams.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
In?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Arizona is that where he? Is that's who the rumor
was he was In. Arizona, yeah it shows me great
when he comes back and plays for The Red. SOX i,
mean it's gonna be the biggest gap between right And
Walt disney is going to imagine If Walt disney came
back and, said what have you done To disney'd so?
Mad you are douging? People all?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh what is what is?
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Next Ferg dog would like to.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Know, Hi, fergie do you like scary?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Movies do you have a? Favorite?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
NO i never really got into scary. MOVIES i tried
to because all the cool kids in school were into
scary movies AND i was just. Never that was never my.
Thing AND i saw, them AND i mean WHEN i was,
YOUNGER i was Like friday the. Thirteenth i'm, old so
that was like real, popular BUT i never really was my.
Thing what about, You?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Lorena The ring And insidious are probably my two?
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Favorites all, right what about? You Cooper, Loop silence of
The lambs by Far, well that's the.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Class what's so scary About Silent?
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Lambs i'm moving.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
On we'll Have lorena give a tutorial on how to
use a microwave.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Later donkey, Sausage, Hi, DONKEY i would like to. Know
as a, kid did you ever trade out Your halloween
candy and what would you trade?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
For?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Oh, yeah two. BROTHERS i was closer with my older
brothers in, age so we would go out and we
did a lot of. Trades the move at The mallard
mansion was we'd pour all the candy. Out we had
pillow cases we Had that's how how we took bill.
Case we'd pour all the candy, out and then there
was the trading, process you, know because my brother was
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kind of more into the gummy candies And i'm more
of a chocolate, guy and So there'll be a lot
of trading that would go on. There and then we'd
both agree we didn't want the apple, stuff you, know
the neighbors that wanted to give the kids healthy, food
so we didn't want. That what about, You, Lorraina oh my.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Gosh, YEAH i was a Big snickers, fan SO i
would all want my Brothers. SNICKERS i would trade my Kit.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Cat, YES i.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
Did the same, thing traded The kitkats For snickers every.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Time, WELL i didn't mind. TRADING i felt Like KitKat was.
PERFECT i was a big baby ruth butterfinger. Guy those
were MY i love THOSE i felt like in combo
they kind of went, together and SO i went with.
Those BUT i would trade Kit cat all you. KNOW
i got in trouble one of the friends of my
wife to the show and he loves Almond, joy who
was pointing out that was always the least popular, candy
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and he apparently loves Almond. Joy so we kind of got.
Upset sometimes he's a very this is this is a delicate. Topic.
Coopa anything you want to add? Here?
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Uh, yeah, NO i that's pretty much What lorena.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
SAID i would trade my Kit cats For Snickers Baby
RUTH i, loved and same with.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Butterfingers those are those are the top? Three all?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Right what is? Next ask? Anything, okay your questions are.
Answers we've.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
Asked we've been asked this, before but we have new
listeners all the. Time Cowboy killer would like to. Know
have any of you ever shot a?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Gun uh, No i've had many, opportunities as you. Know
my wife said nine to one one, Operator i've never
never done. IT i should do that at some, point why? Not? People,
yeah there we, go ask Ben Bang bang