November 21, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about WR George Pickens saying he'd "love to be back" with the Cowboys, CeeDee Lamb denying puking at a Vegas casino before the Cowboys game, Arch Manning's plummeting NIL value, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dingo shopping for some hot takes.
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You're a shopaholic, and you've reached.
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Our number three, hour.
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Three of the Ben Maler Show. We thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
A reminder that the Dallas Cowboys are creating lots of
headlines here and they've done it yet again. George Pickens
said this week that he quote love to be back
with Jerry Jones Cowboys. Is that gospel or garbage? Gospel
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or garbage? We'll talk about that. Also, speaking of the
Dallas Cowboys, another layer to the ongoing story involving the
wide receivers gone a wall Ceedee Lamb has denied that
he puked at the Las Vegas casino before the Cowboys
game that led to him being benched at the start
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of the game, even though there are internet rumors detailing
exactly what happened. What is your appraisal of this. We'll
get to that as well right now. Also, also we
go to college football. How insane has Arch Manning's flop
been for the Texas Longhorns as the college football season
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almost at the.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Bowl portion of the schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We'll go there as well, all of it right about now,
right about now here. It is our number three is
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driver happy.
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Because he did.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
He got the the numbers wrong on how many times
you mentioned the Dallas Cowboys. But they're in the headlines
a lot. We talk about the headlines of the day.
And so we go to Texas and we have a
steatis update one. George George, George, George, George, George, George
of Jerry's World, George Picketts. Now he's hanging out there
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on the Death Star. That's the Cowboys, Jerry Jones facility,
the Death Star. Soby I have not been following, possibly not.
There's been a lot of consternation that George Pickens, who
was given away for pennies on the dollar the Pittsburgh
football team because of a pre existing condition, and he
will only be in Dallas for this season, and then
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he will say Sayonara, Aloha, I'm out of here, see
you suckers, rived Jay and all that.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Pickens was asked about this, asked about his pending free
agency and his situation.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
What did George Pickens say, did you hear what he said? No,
you did not hear what he said? Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
George Pickens said quote I'd love to be back, he said,
especially with ce d Lamb and Dak Prescott close quote.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Now, some believe that the contract.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Negotiationan is not going to happen anytime soon because of
a condition called Micah Parsons itis and Jerry Jones getting
into it with Micah Parson's agent and is said to
be a sticking point that Jerry he always loves to
drag these things out, and indeed the Cowboys are planning
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on dragging this thing out to get daily headlines on
George Pickens and.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Where he's going to end up. So that is a
good jumping off point.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let us discuss the question wide receiver George Pickens saying
that he would love to be back with the Dallas Cowboys.
Is this gospel or is this garbage?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right? So my views on this, I've got.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Fire extinguisher, Mike Tyson and Google and we will combine
all of these things together and we are gonna make
the Gabba ghoul. We're gonna make the Goba gool.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Alright, very nice.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Now, first of all, when I saw the quote would
love to be back.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I said two words. I said, oh please, is what
I said. I said, oh please.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And here's why, here's why we know that love is
not legally blinding binding. It might be blinding, but it's
not legally binding if you go until you go down
to the courthouse and all that stuff. So when I
say I would love to be back, I'd also love
to eat cinnamon rolls at the beach at every day
for breakfast, and then I want to go and stay
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at the beach and have them for lunch, and then
I'd like to have cinnamon rolls for dinner.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Because I would turn into a Rhinososaurus and I would
have to be forklifted into the radio studio. So I've
chosen not to do that. Now, love is not leverage
for George Pickens.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It is not.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Pickens is sending a Valentine's card over to Jerry Jones,
and Jerry's over there looking at the numbers, looking at
the headlines. He's weighing the money versus the headlines, good
versus evil, all that stuff, back and forth. And see
that's the problem, the headlines and the spreadsheets. So Cede
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Lamb is another problem. He's now entered the chat ce
d Lamb just got one.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Gante guaranteed he did not miss a Cowboy game to
see the movie Wicked like the Raina. But he did
miss part of a Cowboy game. More on that in
a minute. So you can't pay two wide receips like
their Beyonce on Tour cannot do it right. So Pickens
has had his own agent drama brewing summer, saying in Michaeh. Parsons,
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is it Michah Parsons deja vu? But not the Gentleman's
club with a headache. So here is the naked truth
that you'll only get on overnight talk radio. George Pickens
has been capable of doing what George Pickens has done
this year, this level of elite production for years. He's
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one of the great underachievers in the NFL. He's the
Cowboys receptions leader. He leads to the Cowboys in yards
and touchdowns. Course, Ceedee Lamb missed some time. That's why
Pickens leads in all those particular categories. But he is
the Cowboys leader in the clubhouse when it comes to
receiving stats. He is the stat sheet king, the king
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of the stats. He's also tender, but not tender. The
dating app, he's a tender bach. It's not swipe right,
it's not swipe left. It's swipe caboom.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Is what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Or at least curve flowy kurve flowy.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
See. You sign him, if you're a Dallas.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You signed him long term, you'd better install a professional
level fire extinguisher. In fact, I would even go fire hose.
I would go fire hose. I wouldn't just go fire extinguisher.
I'd have the fire extinguisher, but I'd go fire hose
in the locker room. Now, the Mallard crystal ball. We
brought in the Mallard crystal ball from the garage. The
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Mallard crystal ball says, it says three letters. You know
what those three letters are not yees. No, The three
letters are tag as in tag. You're it year to year,
no long term risk. That's the smart play. That is
the smart play right here, if you're the Dallas Cows. Now,
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rarely do these teams do the smart thing. Almost never
do they do the smart thing anymore. They have so
much money. We talk about all the time. It's like
the El Choppo, the drug lord. They've got so much
money there, they're like a Mexican cartel. They don't know
what to do with all the money, and so they
got to get rid of the money. How do they
get rid of the money. But the arrow is pointed
directly on this one to answer the question gospel or garbage?
(09:18):
Right at the trash chute. You're on the twelve floor
and there's a trash choot. It's down the hall to
the right, not to the left. To the left is
somebody's apartment, but to the right is the trash chute.
And it's unfortunate the people down on the left live
across from a trash ute, but they do. But they
did get a deal on it, So just throw it
down the trash chute. Now, this is not a marriage proposed.
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It is a negotiation situation. As we have talked about
in previous episodes of the show, Jerry Jones cannot offer
the most money. Jerry Jones cannot offer a wide receiver
number one position unless he were to unload CD LAMB,
which is highly unlikely, highly unlikely, And Jerry Jones does
and do love Jerry's more of a one night stand
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kind of guy. He does numbers right, ask Micah Parsons
about what he does. I loved Michah Parsons said all
the right things about Michael Parsons publicly and right now,
Micah Parsons is sitting at the Appleton Beer Factory eating
cheese curds on a twenty two degree night, looking around saying,
how did.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I end up here? How did I end up here?
What did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
All?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Secondly, staying in the Metroplex there, staying in the Dallas
area where Cowboy Wide receiver Ceedee Lamb is entering the chat.
You might remember Ceedee Lamb and George Pickens where tweedled
thee and tweedled dumb benched together as they were twiddling
their thumbs on the sidelines as.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
The game was going on against the Raiders Monday night.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And there's been a lot of vague reporting on what's
been going on. So Ceedee Lamb has decided to give
us a little bit of clarity.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
A little bit of.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Clarity is Ceedee Lamb denying the viral claims on social
media that he was vomiting vomiting at a Vegas casino
before the Cowboy Raider game, and that is why, that
is why he ended up getting punished. He said he
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knows how to hold his liquor. The person who made
the claim said that Lamb did not hold his liquor
and that led to a problem. So the question is
ceedee Lamb denying that he puked at this casino in
Lost Wages, Nevada before the Cowboy game. What is your
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appraisal of this one? So weighing the facts, and we're
all about the facts. The Ben Mahlor show stands on
Fact Mountain. We are at the very top of Fact Mountain.
That's where we stand. So if you stand on top
of Fact Mountain, there's no need to defend the bottle.
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You don't defend the bottle unless the bottle fought back,
and the bottle fought back. They say that the Cowboys
had a dinner. I say that in air quotes dinner
at Red Rock Casino.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And isn't that just adorable?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Now that's the cover story, right, that's the cover story.
That's Jerry Jones handing out the company memo to a
useful idiot in the media. Nobody, nobody gets benched for
having a medium rare steak and some sparkling water at
an overpriced steakhouse in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Now, maybe slug might say you need to get benched
or something like that. But you can almost picture what
most likely happened, at least in my head. I have
a running commentary, and I have a cartoon bubble.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
It's it's not on the right side of my head.
It's it's over here.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's on the left side of my there's a car.
I don't know if you can see it, but there's
a cartoon bubble. It's it's right over it's right over there.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So in the cartoon bubble in my head, I was
thinking about what most likely happened.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And in the picture that's in my cartoon.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Bubble, as I look up to the left.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
The picture is a Mike Tyson cameo, a tiger on
the roof, someone stuck in a closet, maybe George Pickens
on the casino carpet, impersonating Old Faithful along with Seedy Lamb.
And the Pickens is the hype man. You know, forget
the hold his liquor line. I forget that because.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
That is a day, Dear, what day dear, what my
entire life, when I've heard someone say, hey, I know
how to hold my liquor, they actually love to puke
all over them.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So if you actually know how to hold your liquor,
you don't bring it up. That quote screams I absolutely
puked in the lobby of the hotel. And the Cowboys
spin job is they were just a few minutes late
to a team meeting. Nothing to see here, They just
missed curfew.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Really?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
So you briefly benched your two top receivers for part
of the Raider game on national television in Island game
because of a tardy check in. Okay, So if it
were that innocent, riddle me this, batman. If it were
that innocent, wouldn't we have seen the receipts already? Wouldn't
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there have been a video clip from the hotel where
Ceedee Lamb Sashet's his way in just before curfew. Just
before curfew, when guys get benched for one drive. One drive,
that's punishment with plausible.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Deniability, is what that is.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
It means they were not quite sober. That's the way
I interpreted my opinion. You can't sue me for my
opinion that they were not quite sober but not quite suspended.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's that weird Twilight zone do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do do do?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
When one guy gets benched for one drive right, that
just is something else.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
There's something else that means.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They were not quite sober but not quite again suspended.
They didn't break the rules, they broke the janitor's mop
and ceedee Lamb might know how to hold his liquor.
I know how to hold my liquor, but he doesn't
know how to hold the alibi. They were said to
be at the Red Rock Hotel in Casino. I'm not
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sure if you've ever been to the Red Sox Red
Rock Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I have been. Actually we were years ago.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We were supposed to do a bunch of shows from
Vegas and that was one of the hotels we were
going to be doing the show from. Never happened, but
very nice resort.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Just it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It's outside of the strip and all that haull of blue.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's off to the side anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So they were at the Red Rock to cowboys, they
stayed there and the Red Rock vomit comet. No, how
about the Red Rock vomit rocket. That works too, the
red rock vomit rocket. I'm buying that.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I want to believe that to be true.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
All right, final thought to the business of college football,
we go where the golden boy has become bronze.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Say it ain't.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So we have learned that Texas Longhorns quarterback, the preseason's
Heisman Trophy winner, Arch Manning, Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning and
his name, image, likeness, valuation has gone down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
down down downtown. It's dropped over three million dollars. Three
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million dollars after three college football losses and middling middling
play right question, how insane? How insane has Arch Manning's
flop been for the Texas Longhorns. So Arch Manning hasn't
just dipped. He hasn't just done the dipsy do, because
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if you just do the dipsy.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Do, it's not that big a deal. This is a
belly whopper.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Is what. This is?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Three million dollars wiped off the nil petty cash, Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
This is Google, not the Google you know of. I'm
talking about Google Glass.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Do you remember when they came out with Google Google
Glass and cutting edge and all that kind of like
Arch Manning cutting edge turns out to be absolute ass
as cam Ward would say. So Arch is now valued
at three point six million dollars. So I guess we
don't have to have a bake sale for him.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We don't need that. He's still rich.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
As long as your last name is Manning, you're gonna
have a fair amount of money, assuming you have the
right DNA makeup. But the rankings tell you the truth.
Is Arch Manning a top ten quarterback this year?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Not?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Is Arch Manning a top fifteen?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Do I hear top twenty?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I do not hear top twenty. The man in the
back says to number twenty five. No, man in the
back is not number twenty five, not in the top
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
The young lady wearing red off.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
To the right, She says, okay, what about that?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Is that top thirty? No, No, young lady in the
red sitting the right, not top thirty. There's Marcel and Brooklyn.
Marcel says, do I hear number number one? No, we've
already covered that. Marcell's I see hollering James over there.
He says, what about number two? Is it number two.
I said, no, it's not number two. That's the Leprechaun.
The Leprechaun calls number two. It's a bad job by
your Shame on.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
You anyway, Ben Oh, no, not again with the Gremlins.
We're not doing that, are we, Ben Oh, we might
be well with that.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
We'll be back with here on.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Also the Texas San Antonio road Runners.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Right, you got that, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, the East
Carolina Pirates as well, and see that those obviously not elite.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Right, that's that's like daytime.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
One o'clock, not even one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That's like like ten in the morning. Football is what
that is.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And that ranking gets you on the Bob's Discount Furniture
Bowl matchup. You don't get quarterback coaches at that level.
You get coupons. And so they did a pull out
of you solid or not. I don't do I don't
do this. I don't know polls. I do big boards.
But they do polls. So they had twenty five NFL
scouts and executives all right, zero zero votes for arch
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Manning to be the first quarterback taken in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
That he's not even going to be a QB one.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Fernando Mendoza of the Indiana Hoosiers got most of the votes,
Oregon's Dante More and Alabama's Tye Simpson. Arch Manning, he
got squad douche is what he got. He got anohing
Buppkis and his draft window is it slam shot? Well,
it's not totally slam shut. Because he's got the name
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Cachet and all that. There's a good chance he's going
to have to return to the Texas Longhorns in twenty
twenty six just to have enough oxygen to go into
the NFL Draft in twenty twenty seven. The only saving
grace for arch Manning is the Manning Royal family.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
They're the federal Reserve of quarterbacking.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
They resuscitate his brand, his stock, all that stuff. They
pay for, the proper tutors, the hypeman, the massage therapist,
covery program, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. But right
now we have to worry about the program.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
But right now, Texas played venture capitalists and their investment
and all the people, the boosters that invested in arch Manning,
they've all gone busted. Welcome, He's not Golden He's bronze manning.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Bronze Manning. That is what he is. It is the
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We've got somewhat popular lame jokes of the week where
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He laughs at every And here's the Mallor riddle of
the day.
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Here, it is Malor Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game
against Southern miss this weekend on Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, the
prize for the winning baby is a blank.
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Again.
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South Alabama is hosting a baby race Holy Smokers at
its game against Southern Mississippi on Saturday. The prize for
the winning baby is a blank. That is the malor
riddle of today. The answer we'll get to it. We'll
do it next.
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Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show.
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A reminder that every weekend and the Audio Sweatshop does
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No no, no, no no to a podcast.
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You can listen to that podcast in its end. Tit
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Do this radio show and then take a little bit
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Fifth Hour Podcast, new episodes every single They got the
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Ben at all. And now back to it. Back to
it we go. Time to pay off the mail riddle
of the day.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
And here's the Mallar riddle. Of the Day.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I want to thank the great Tim mcdarby for sending
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Good job by you, Tim. Thank you. Always love when
listeners make my job easier.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So here is the Mallord Riddle of the day from
college football. South Alabama is hosting a baby race at
its game against Southern Miss on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The prize is a blank. Prize is a blank. That
is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Eileen in San Francisco says, a motorhead onesie is the answer.
Fergdog says, a lifetime supply of nothing and an all
expense paid trip to nowhere. Asher says, a ticket to
the next Mallor meet and greet.
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That's me a T.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So a lot of meat will be at that one,
he says, there and it'd be great, Ashley, you can
hang out with JT.
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The win James, so many legends.
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This Piccoli has been to a couple of Malord meet
and greets, so be great.
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Who else?
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A high school diploma from Late Night drug tester, A
supply of the Ben Mallord, supply of the Ben Mallard
chicken fingers from Eloy from Compton. That's his answer. A
bowl of chili guess by Donkey Sausage. A clown party
from King Rory. Who else do we have? A free
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private concert from the Kettering Banjo Society guest by Rob
the goat Man. I love the costumes they looked like.
Did you see this restaurant called Ferrel's. I don't know
if it was a national place. Yeah, it was an
ice felder in a shop. They wore the straw hats
I remember I was a kid. And the Kettering Banjo
(26:34):
Society from Dayton, Ohio dressed like the people that worked
at Farrel's back in the day. Restaurant New Family from
Milkman Mike and Colorado just josh as.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The winner receives a year.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Supply of Huggies and a compound bow.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Interesting. What else we have?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Alf, Alf the Alien says, A two year supply of
Mother's milk aka the Booby Prize.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Get it a booby prize, says.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Alf the Alien.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a four jar of four
jars of Gerber baby grits. Winning baby gets a free
set of dentures from Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota. Rob
in Minnesota says the winner gets a case of Jack Daniels.
Nature boy says, A baby mama, how about that?
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Should be very.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Excited about that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
A new set of parents from Fudgie. A Tomahawks steak
from Dante. That must be the gag on burner account.
What else that page down? Propane and propane accessories from
Robbie the Mariner. Fan Doug in South Koreina says, mountain
dew and snickers filler up. Phil says a free onesie,
(27:51):
A free onesie that says, I only cry when ugly
people hold me. A courtesy flusher going with a pack
of cigarettes. It's a dingleberry pie. The most delicious pie
of them all is dingleberry pie from Johnny Q. A
dose of Gremlins from Mike the Leprechaun. Kidding me, Yeah,
(28:13):
Alf says.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Free AI art ain't perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
But you get my drift and I get Yours kind
of looks like more of a husky planet mikey than you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
He did art of Mike Tyson, a tiger and.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Me, and I don't think I look anything like that
particular AI drawing of me at all, but there you
Tyson looks right and the tiger looks right, but not me.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Larina, do you have an answer?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game
against Southern Miss on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The prize is a blank.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
It is a twenty pound turkey, Ben.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Twenty Well, Thanksgiving is next week. Twenty pound turkey seems
like a good idea. Unfortunately that is incorrect. Yeah, the
correct answer, Lorena. The baby will receive a lifetime hunting
and fishing license in the state of Alabama for life.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
No, It's funny because when you first asked, I was like, well,
what's Alabama known for?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Are they known for their hunting and game?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, there's a lot of great outdoors in Alabama. If
you're an outdoors minute, it's the way to go. Now
check this out. So the cost of an Alabama lifetime
fishing and hunting license. You want to guess how much
that prize is worse? You want to take a guess.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Here, lifetime I'm going to say over ten thousand dollars prize.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You think that's a ten thousand dollars prize? The cost
of an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license ten thousand?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, very good, coop. You want in on this, you
want to what do you think here?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I mean we're talking, oh, lifetime, lifetime, yeah wow? What
was what was your guest RINGA ten thousand.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
That seems like a lot.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
It's fifty dollars a year.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Want to go with three thousand, three thousand?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You have you've apparently both you know you've got over.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You've gone over.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
According to the Gadsden Times in Alabama, the cost of
an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license is three hundred
and forty four dollars and thirty thousands.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Now, the good news is if.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You're over, if you're sixty four years old or older,
you can get a lifetime license for six dollars.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
You shouldn't You probably shouldn't be shooting a gun if you're.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Uh so, that's a that's quite the prize package. A
three hundred and fifty Why.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Maybe listen, it's something right. I mean, what if the
kid doesn't want to do hunting. What if the kid's
like a vegan, it doesn't grows up and doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
To, they'll likely kick the kid out of Alabama. But
I'm just saying, I mean, you know, you've got to
enjoy the outdoors. You live in a place with the
great outdoors. You got to go out and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Life a little bit. Man alive.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
All right, it is the bend Mallow Show. We got
lame jokes of the week coming up a little bit
later this hour. But we have calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
So many calls. Let's see, who do we have any meaning?
Mighty moe. Let's see we'll go to let's go to
eat dog.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Hello, eat dog, eat Doggie.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
In New York.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Online?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Are you on? Are you on speaker phone?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Are you big timing me on speakerphone?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Bro? No, I love being on speaker Are you taking
a dump?
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Laying in bed?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You're laying in bed? Okay, what do you you gotta?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You got a Queen bed, a California king, a regular
king bed.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You got a single bed? What do you got?
Speaker 9 (31:45):
The way?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I want to get to a play with on the
air now, oh, blind Scott, Now he was on. We
got we got rid of you don't know what size
bed you're in? What it seemed odd that you didn't
know what size bed you're laying it?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I don't know. They just gave me a bed.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
So I'm taking it and now I want to pick
an addiction. The Ravens are playing the Jets this week.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
The Ravens are gonna beat them one to three.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Okay, the bill flut tonight to the tensions. When I
think the Bills are like the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You're you're zero for two, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You're oh for two.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
I'm taking a dump. You mean.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Well, you could be taking a dump.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I'm not there. I don't know what you can do.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Make sure you wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Make sure you flush. You gotta flush, you got make
sure to flush?
Speaker 10 (32:49):
What?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Oh Ben, you're not gonna mind this, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Do you pick up till you pick up the pick
up the phone.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Please pick up the phone. You're annoying me. Now pick
up the phone. Come on, don't be rue, pick up
the phone, take it up. Come on. My mom mailed
me out a hat. Gets what kind of hat she
got me? U yamaka? No I chipa? Oh well, the
same the same thing. Come on.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Never listen what man looks at this Back in the
day when I was when I was thirteen years old, right,
I went to Sittygauga.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
What's your sharing? And yo kapoor and I got back
and it was poor in rain, and I.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Ran down the block and played baseball.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
With my friends. Congratulations, congratulations? Oh yeah, gets what currently had?
My mom gave you? It's fly a cop and it's
out yamaga, but it's it. It starts a double.
Speaker 10 (33:49):
Look.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I feel like the calls. No, this is not going
very well.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
The dog.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
When did these ever go?
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Well? The dog?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Are you bothered at coops? And you're the worst caller?
And we have some really bad callers and he thinks
you're the worst caller.
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Well, that's ridiculous, because I'm the best that ever was.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
I'm the greatest.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
You're talking what do you You're talking about a hat
that your mom got you.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
What are what are we doing here?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, no, no, not just a hat?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
A hat when he was How.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Old were you when you got the hat? Today?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Memory, when he was thirteen?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh, I'm conflicting the stories because you you went from
a story about your hat to when you were thirteen
playing baseball.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
In the rain is what you did? Yeah? Football in
the rain? Oh my god, who cares? Nobody in the rain.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's okay, Well, I'm determined.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Listen, I've determined Melissa doesn't care, your mom doesn't care,
your relatives, don't you call us.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And having uncle Marty right?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And he doesn't care? Yes, No, that means he definitely
means he definitely does not care, definitely does not.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Care, doesn't care what every time he mean me and
my brothers and sisters. You boo because okay, I gotta go,
I thank you, I gotta go. Eat dog as a
(35:28):
great heat dog.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I determined there's he's even by his standards.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
There was off.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
If he doesn't win Worst call there there's something wrong
with the photog coop.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You don't understand. That's the most competitive category that we have.
Can anyone really beat Mike the Leprechaun for the worst caller?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Mike the le runs circles around that guy.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What about Poppy in San Diego? Poppy is a terrible caller,
He's been consistently bad for years. He's a multi time
Worst Caller of the Year winner.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Poppy in San Diego.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
I would say Poppy is better than eating.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, wow, that is horrific.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
How about the guy in Omaha that calls up and
tells stories from like the nineteen Every story is from
the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You know the guy that's supposed to send me the Omaha.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Hat oh Irishman black Irishman.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty bad, but like e dog just
like rambles about nothing and.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
You can hardly understand him while he's doing it.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
And he talks about like his like hiss, like like Melissa,
like who, like.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
What that's the that's the female lead in his story?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Is Melissa? You have a female?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Is she? Well?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
What is real? What is real? Lorena? Can you tell
me what's real and what's not real?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Especially these days with Ai, I don't know what's real.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
I don't know it's fake. I have no maybe maybe
this is all fake. Who knows? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Well, let's pause for the cause we're gonna have Big
Ben's lame Jokes of the Week, Big Ben's lame jokes
a week.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Hopefully we man paid his phone bill and he's good
to go and all that. Otherwise we'll need a fake
weed man.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
He should be good to go. Big Ben's lame jokes
all the week.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
For the rest of the hour, we'll get to that.
We will do it next.
Speaker 9 (37:12):
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Speaker 2 (38:40):
He paid his phone bill, He's got his Obama phone.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Hello weed Man? Yeah, okay, here we go. These are
actual jokes. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
How does weed Man like his Thanksgiving turkey?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Smoke?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's a Brendan from Boston after Brandon.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Very funny, very I know you do well that was
the joke.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
What was weed Man? What was weed Man provided? What
has weed Man provided to the world?
Speaker 10 (39:07):
What?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Well, he's actually we man? What did you you prove
to the world? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That beggars can be losers?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That's a surfer Todd the comedian now living in Las Vegas.
Surfer Todd the Comitia List though, yeah, moved to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
He in his lovely bride. Why does weed Man not
know how to set up an email?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Why? How come?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Because he's stupid and smells bad?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
That's from Ferd Dog. That's not nice, I mean, my goods,
that's even a joke. Well, he said that in.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
What are weed Man's pronouns? What he himself and high are?
It's a surfer Todd the comedian. What's the difference between
weed Man and Blair in Maine?
Speaker 10 (39:56):
What?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well, weed Man can get an email and can't get
a fee.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Male, So there's there's that. That's a bit of a
bit of a problem.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's Chip in Maine makes some great cookies. Send us
some cookies a couple of years back.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
What is weed Man's favorite Thanksgiving dish? What hash browns?
You love the hash?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
That's a micae leprechaun. All right? How can weed Man?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
How can weed Man use the Ben Malers Show to
get rich quick?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Getting one dollar every time? Lorena chimes in?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
That's Noah in Austin said that one. How did how
did we.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Man feel about his unprovoked attack by blind Scott? Blindsided?
That's Chip in You were blind sided Chip in Maine?
Speaker 9 (40:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Why does weed Man only drink coffee? Why it turns
out you have no proper tea?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
He said, Joe and Virginia beach, good military time.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Why did weed Man hippie go to the aquarium to
buy some shoes?
Speaker 10 (41:09):
Why?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well, you heard.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
That is where they have great crocs. George, George and
Ubaldi Texas. What is it called when weed man uses
the outdoors as a bathroom? What a dereliction of duty?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Dood? There you go.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Who is going to win the Housekeeping Olympics? Helmet man
and weed man. That's Eric in Kansas. What did Marcel
say when Santa asked, what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Marcel?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
He said, yes it is. That's Rick in Northridge, California.
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Thank you so much. Weed man. There you go.
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A reminder that the Dallas Cowboys are creating lots of
headlines here and they've done it yet again. George Pickens
said this week that he quote love to be back
with Jerry Jones Cowboys. Is that gospel or garbage? Gospel
(00:34):
or garbage? We'll talk about that. Also, speaking of the
Dallas Cowboys, another layer to the ongoing story involving the
wide receivers gone a wall Ceedee Lamb has denied that
he puked at the Las Vegas casino before the Cowboys
game that led to him being benched at the start
(00:55):
of the game, even though there are internet rumors detailing
exactly what happened. What is your appraisal of this. We'll
get to that as well right now. Also, also we
go to college football. How insane has Arch Manning's flop
been for the Texas Longhorns as the college football season
(01:15):
almost at the.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Bowl portion of the schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We'll go there as well, all of it right about now,
right about now here. It is our number three is
it by George or staying around George. Wel come in
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driver happy.
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Because he did.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
He got the the numbers wrong on how many times
you mentioned the Dallas Cowboys. But they're in the headlines
a lot. We talk about the headlines of the day.
And so we go to Texas and we have a
steatis update one. George George, George, George, George, George, George
of Jerry's World, George Picketts. Now he's hanging out there
(03:31):
on the Death Star. That's the Cowboys, Jerry Jones facility,
the Death Star. Soby I have not been following, possibly not.
There's been a lot of consternation that George Pickens, who
was given away for pennies on the dollar the Pittsburgh
football team because of a pre existing condition, and he
will only be in Dallas for this season, and then
(03:53):
he will say Sayonara, Aloha, I'm out of here, see
you suckers, rived Jay and all that.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Pickens was asked about this, asked about his pending free
agency and his situation.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
What did George Pickens say, did you hear what he said? No,
you did not hear what he said? Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
George Pickens said quote I'd love to be back, he said,
especially with ce d Lamb and Dak Prescott close quote.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Now, some believe that the contract.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Negotiationan is not going to happen anytime soon because of
a condition called Micah Parsons itis and Jerry Jones getting
into it with Micah Parson's agent and is said to
be a sticking point that Jerry he always loves to
drag these things out, and indeed the Cowboys are planning
(04:46):
on dragging this thing out to get daily headlines on
George Pickens and.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Where he's going to end up. So that is a
good jumping off point.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let us discuss the question wide receiver George Pickens saying
that he would love to be back with the Dallas Cowboys.
Is this gospel or is this garbage?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right? So my views on this, I've got.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Fire extinguisher, Mike Tyson and Google and we will combine
all of these things together and we are gonna make
the Gabba ghoul. We're gonna make the Goba gool.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Alright, very nice.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Now, first of all, when I saw the quote would
love to be back.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I said two words. I said, oh please, is what
I said. I said, oh please.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And here's why, here's why we know that love is
not legally blinding binding. It might be blinding, but it's
not legally binding if you go until you go down
to the courthouse and all that stuff. So when I
say I would love to be back, I'd also love
to eat cinnamon rolls at the beach at every day
for breakfast, and then I want to go and stay
(06:03):
at the beach and have them for lunch, and then
I'd like to have cinnamon rolls for dinner.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Because I would turn into a Rhinososaurus and I would
have to be forklifted into the radio studio. So I've
chosen not to do that. Now, love is not leverage
for George Pickens.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It is not.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Pickens is sending a Valentine's card over to Jerry Jones,
and Jerry's over there looking at the numbers, looking at
the headlines. He's weighing the money versus the headlines, good
versus evil, all that stuff, back and forth. And see
that's the problem, the headlines and the spreadsheets. So Cede
(06:40):
Lamb is another problem. He's now entered the chat ce
d Lamb just got one.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Gante guaranteed he did not miss a Cowboy game to
see the movie Wicked like the Raina. But he did
miss part of a Cowboy game. More on that in
a minute. So you can't pay two wide receips like
their Beyonce on Tour cannot do it right. So Pickens
has had his own agent drama brewing summer, saying in Michaeh. Parsons,
(07:11):
is it Michah Parsons deja vu? But not the Gentleman's
club with a headache. So here is the naked truth
that you'll only get on overnight talk radio. George Pickens
has been capable of doing what George Pickens has done
this year, this level of elite production for years. He's
(07:32):
one of the great underachievers in the NFL. He's the
Cowboys receptions leader. He leads to the Cowboys in yards
and touchdowns. Course, Ceedee Lamb missed some time. That's why
Pickens leads in all those particular categories. But he is
the Cowboys leader in the clubhouse when it comes to
receiving stats. He is the stat sheet king, the king
(07:54):
of the stats. He's also tender, but not tender. The
dating app, he's a tender bach. It's not swipe right,
it's not swipe left. It's swipe caboom.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Is what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Or at least curve flowy kurve flowy.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
See. You sign him, if you're a Dallas.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You signed him long term, you'd better install a professional
level fire extinguisher. In fact, I would even go fire hose.
I would go fire hose. I wouldn't just go fire extinguisher.
I'd have the fire extinguisher, but I'd go fire hose
in the locker room. Now, the Mallard crystal ball. We
brought in the Mallard crystal ball from the garage. The
(08:35):
Mallard crystal ball says, it says three letters. You know
what those three letters are not yees. No, The three
letters are tag as in tag. You're it year to year,
no long term risk. That's the smart play. That is
the smart play right here, if you're the Dallas Cows. Now,
(08:57):
rarely do these teams do the smart thing. Almost never
do they do the smart thing anymore. They have so
much money. We talk about all the time. It's like
the El Choppo, the drug lord. They've got so much
money there, they're like a Mexican cartel. They don't know
what to do with all the money, and so they
got to get rid of the money. How do they
get rid of the money. But the arrow is pointed
directly on this one to answer the question gospel or garbage?
(09:18):
Right at the trash chute. You're on the twelve floor
and there's a trash choot. It's down the hall to
the right, not to the left. To the left is
somebody's apartment, but to the right is the trash chute.
And it's unfortunate the people down on the left live
across from a trash ute, but they do. But they
did get a deal on it, So just throw it
down the trash chute. Now, this is not a marriage proposed.
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It is a negotiation situation. As we have talked about
in previous episodes of the show, Jerry Jones cannot offer
the most money. Jerry Jones cannot offer a wide receiver
number one position unless he were to unload CD LAMB,
which is highly unlikely, highly unlikely, And Jerry Jones does
and do love Jerry's more of a one night stand
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kind of guy. He does numbers right, ask Micah Parsons
about what he does. I loved Michah Parsons said all
the right things about Michael Parsons publicly and right now,
Micah Parsons is sitting at the Appleton Beer Factory eating
cheese curds on a twenty two degree night, looking around saying,
how did.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I end up here? How did I end up here?
What did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
All?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Secondly, staying in the Metroplex there, staying in the Dallas
area where Cowboy Wide receiver Ceedee Lamb is entering the chat.
You might remember Ceedee Lamb and George Pickens where tweedled
thee and tweedled dumb benched together as they were twiddling
their thumbs on the sidelines as.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
The game was going on against the Raiders Monday night.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And there's been a lot of vague reporting on what's
been going on. So Ceedee Lamb has decided to give
us a little bit of clarity.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
A little bit of.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Clarity is Ceedee Lamb denying the viral claims on social
media that he was vomiting vomiting at a Vegas casino
before the Cowboy Raider game, and that is why, that
is why he ended up getting punished. He said he
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knows how to hold his liquor. The person who made
the claim said that Lamb did not hold his liquor
and that led to a problem. So the question is
ceedee Lamb denying that he puked at this casino in
Lost Wages, Nevada before the Cowboy game. What is your
(11:44):
appraisal of this one? So weighing the facts, and we're
all about the facts. The Ben Mahlor show stands on
Fact Mountain. We are at the very top of Fact Mountain.
That's where we stand. So if you stand on top
of Fact Mountain, there's no need to defend the bottle.
(12:05):
You don't defend the bottle unless the bottle fought back,
and the bottle fought back. They say that the Cowboys
had a dinner. I say that in air quotes dinner
at Red Rock Casino.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And isn't that just adorable?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Now that's the cover story, right, that's the cover story.
That's Jerry Jones handing out the company memo to a
useful idiot in the media. Nobody, nobody gets benched for
having a medium rare steak and some sparkling water at
an overpriced steakhouse in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Now, maybe slug might say you need to get benched
or something like that. But you can almost picture what
most likely happened, at least in my head. I have
a running commentary, and I have a cartoon bubble.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
It's it's not on the right side of my head.
It's it's over here.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's on the left side of my there's a car.
I don't know if you can see it, but there's
a cartoon bubble. It's it's right over it's right over there.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So in the cartoon bubble in my head, I was
thinking about what most likely happened.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And in the picture that's in my cartoon.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Bubble, as I look up to the left.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
The picture is a Mike Tyson cameo, a tiger on
the roof, someone stuck in a closet, maybe George Pickens
on the casino carpet, impersonating Old Faithful along with Seedy Lamb.
And the Pickens is the hype man. You know, forget
the hold his liquor line. I forget that because.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
That is a day, Dear, what day dear, what my
entire life, when I've heard someone say, hey, I know
how to hold my liquor, they actually love to puke
all over them.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So if you actually know how to hold your liquor,
you don't bring it up. That quote screams I absolutely
puked in the lobby of the hotel. And the Cowboys
spin job is they were just a few minutes late
to a team meeting. Nothing to see here, They just
missed curfew.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Really?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
So you briefly benched your two top receivers for part
of the Raider game on national television in Island game
because of a tardy check in. Okay, So if it
were that innocent, riddle me this, batman. If it were
that innocent, wouldn't we have seen the receipts already? Wouldn't
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there have been a video clip from the hotel where
Ceedee Lamb Sashet's his way in just before curfew. Just
before curfew, when guys get benched for one drive. One drive,
that's punishment with plausible.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Deniability, is what that is.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
It means they were not quite sober. That's the way
I interpreted my opinion. You can't sue me for my
opinion that they were not quite sober but not quite suspended.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's that weird Twilight zone do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do do do?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
When one guy gets benched for one drive right, that
just is something else.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
There's something else that means.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They were not quite sober but not quite again suspended.
They didn't break the rules, they broke the janitor's mop
and ceedee Lamb might know how to hold his liquor.
I know how to hold my liquor, but he doesn't
know how to hold the alibi. They were said to
be at the Red Rock Hotel in Casino. I'm not
(15:47):
sure if you've ever been to the Red Sox Red
Rock Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I have been. Actually we were years ago.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We were supposed to do a bunch of shows from
Vegas and that was one of the hotels we were
going to be doing the show from. Never happened, but
very nice resort.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Just it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It's outside of the strip and all that haull of blue.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's off to the side anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So they were at the Red Rock to cowboys, they
stayed there and the Red Rock vomit comet. No, how
about the Red Rock vomit rocket. That works too, the
red rock vomit rocket. I'm buying that.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I want to believe that to be true.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
All right, final thought to the business of college football,
we go where the golden boy has become bronze.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Say it ain't.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So we have learned that Texas Longhorns quarterback, the preseason's
Heisman Trophy winner, Arch Manning, Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning and
his name, image, likeness, valuation has gone down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
down down downtown. It's dropped over three million dollars. Three
(16:53):
million dollars after three college football losses and middling middling
play right question, how insane? How insane has Arch Manning's
flop been for the Texas Longhorns. So Arch Manning hasn't
just dipped. He hasn't just done the dipsy do, because
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if you just do the dipsy.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Do, it's not that big a deal. This is a
belly whopper.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Is what. This is?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Three million dollars wiped off the nil petty cash, Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
This is Google, not the Google you know of. I'm
talking about Google Glass.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Do you remember when they came out with Google Google
Glass and cutting edge and all that kind of like
Arch Manning cutting edge turns out to be absolute ass
as cam Ward would say. So Arch is now valued
at three point six million dollars. So I guess we
don't have to have a bake sale for him.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We don't need that. He's still rich.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
As long as your last name is Manning, you're gonna
have a fair amount of money, assuming you have the
right DNA makeup. But the rankings tell you the truth.
Is Arch Manning a top ten quarterback this year?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Not?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Is Arch Manning a top fifteen?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Do I hear top twenty?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I do not hear top twenty. The man in the
back says to number twenty five. No, man in the
back is not number twenty five, not in the top
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
The young lady wearing red off.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
To the right, She says, okay, what about that?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Is that top thirty? No, No, young lady in the
red sitting the right, not top thirty. There's Marcel and Brooklyn.
Marcel says, do I hear number number one? No, we've
already covered that. Marcell's I see hollering James over there.
He says, what about number two? Is it number two.
I said, no, it's not number two. That's the Leprechaun.
The Leprechaun calls number two. It's a bad job by
your Shame on.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
You anyway, Ben Oh, no, not again with the Gremlins.
We're not doing that, are we, Ben Oh, we might
be well with that.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
We'll be back with here on.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Also the Texas San Antonio road Runners.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Right, you got that, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, the East
Carolina Pirates as well, and see that those obviously not elite.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Right, that's that's like daytime.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
One o'clock, not even one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That's like like ten in the morning. Football is what
that is.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And that ranking gets you on the Bob's Discount Furniture
Bowl matchup. You don't get quarterback coaches at that level.
You get coupons. And so they did a pull out
of you solid or not. I don't do I don't
do this. I don't know polls. I do big boards.
But they do polls. So they had twenty five NFL
scouts and executives all right, zero zero votes for arch
(19:57):
Manning to be the first quarterback taken in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
That he's not even going to be a QB one.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Fernando Mendoza of the Indiana Hoosiers got most of the votes,
Oregon's Dante More and Alabama's Tye Simpson. Arch Manning, he
got squad douche is what he got. He got anohing
Buppkis and his draft window is it slam shot? Well,
it's not totally slam shut. Because he's got the name
(20:26):
Cachet and all that. There's a good chance he's going
to have to return to the Texas Longhorns in twenty
twenty six just to have enough oxygen to go into
the NFL Draft in twenty twenty seven. The only saving
grace for arch Manning is the Manning Royal family.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
They're the federal Reserve of quarterbacking.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
They resuscitate his brand, his stock, all that stuff. They
pay for, the proper tutors, the hypeman, the massage therapist,
covery program, whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. But right
now we have to worry about the program.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
But right now, Texas played venture capitalists and their investment
and all the people, the boosters that invested in arch Manning,
they've all gone busted. Welcome, He's not Golden He's bronze manning.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Bronze Manning. That is what he is. It is the
Ben Mahlor Show.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
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overnight hours and later this hour we'll have.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Coming up for you in a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We've got somewhat popular lame jokes of the week where
people just goof on weed man.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
He laughs at every And here's the Mallor riddle of
the day.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Here, it is Malor Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game
against Southern miss this weekend on Saturday. Saturday, Saturday, the
prize for the winning baby is a blank.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Again.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
South Alabama is hosting a baby race Holy Smokers at
its game against Southern Mississippi on Saturday. The prize for
the winning baby is a blank. That is the malor
riddle of today. The answer we'll get to it. We'll
do it next.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day
five to.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
We never have enough time to get to everything we
want I want to get.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
To and that's why we have a brand new podcast
called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun
in our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly,
because this guy is over promising things we never have
time for.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, you blubber Lita and me.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Well you know what it's called over promise. You should
be good at it because you've been over promising women
for years.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
Well, it's a Covino and Rich after show, and we
want you to be a part of it. We're gonna
be talking sports, of course, but we're also gonna talk
life and relationships. And if Rich and I are arguing
about something or we didn't have enough time, it will
continue on our after show called over Promised.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
Well, if you don't get enough Covino and Rich, make
sure you check out Over Promised. And also uncensored, by
the way, so maybe.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
We'll go at it even a little harder.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
It's gonna be the best after show podcast of all time.
Speaker 11 (23:43):
There you go, over promising. Remember you could see it
on YouTube, but definitely join us. Listen over Promised with
Covino and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
A reminder that every weekend and the Audio Sweatshop does
not stop.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
No no, no, no no to a podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, we have a podcast every single Friday, Saturday, and Sunday,
literally eight days a week. We provide fresh audio content.
You can listen to that podcast in its end. Tit
it's fifth hour podcast. It hasn't even been recorded yet.
Do this radio show and then take a little bit
of a pause and then go back into the podcast
(24:28):
studio to do that.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It'll be up later today. So check that out.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Fifth Hour Podcast, new episodes every single They got the
mailbag on Sunday, which is nothing like Ask.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Ben at all. And now back to it. Back to
it we go. Time to pay off the mail riddle
of the day.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
And here's the Mallar riddle. Of the Day.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I want to thank the great Tim mcdarby for sending
this one over.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Good job by you, Tim. Thank you. Always love when
listeners make my job easier.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So here is the Mallord Riddle of the day from
college football. South Alabama is hosting a baby race at
its game against Southern Miss on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The prize is a blank. Prize is a blank. That
is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Eileen in San Francisco says, a motorhead onesie is the answer.
Fergdog says, a lifetime supply of nothing and an all
expense paid trip to nowhere. Asher says, a ticket to
the next Mallor meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
That's me a T.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So a lot of meat will be at that one,
he says, there and it'd be great, Ashley, you can
hang out with JT.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
The win James, so many legends.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
This Piccoli has been to a couple of Malord meet
and greets, so be great.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Who else?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
A high school diploma from Late Night drug tester, A
supply of the Ben Mallord, supply of the Ben Mallard
chicken fingers from Eloy from Compton. That's his answer. A
bowl of chili guess by Donkey Sausage. A clown party
from King Rory. Who else do we have? A free
(26:13):
private concert from the Kettering Banjo Society guest by Rob
the goat Man. I love the costumes they looked like.
Did you see this restaurant called Ferrel's. I don't know
if it was a national place. Yeah, it was an
ice felder in a shop. They wore the straw hats
I remember I was a kid. And the Kettering Banjo
(26:34):
Society from Dayton, Ohio dressed like the people that worked
at Farrel's back in the day. Restaurant New Family from
Milkman Mike and Colorado just josh as.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The winner receives a year.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Supply of Huggies and a compound bow.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Interesting. What else we have?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Alf, Alf the Alien says, A two year supply of
Mother's milk aka the Booby Prize.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Get it a booby prize, says.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Alf the Alien.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a four jar of four
jars of Gerber baby grits. Winning baby gets a free
set of dentures from Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota. Rob
in Minnesota says the winner gets a case of Jack Daniels.
Nature boy says, A baby mama, how about that?
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Should be very.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Excited about that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
A new set of parents from Fudgie. A Tomahawks steak
from Dante. That must be the gag on burner account.
What else that page down? Propane and propane accessories from
Robbie the Mariner. Fan Doug in South Koreina says, mountain
dew and snickers filler up. Phil says a free onesie,
(27:51):
A free onesie that says, I only cry when ugly
people hold me. A courtesy flusher going with a pack
of cigarettes. It's a dingleberry pie. The most delicious pie
of them all is dingleberry pie from Johnny Q. A
dose of Gremlins from Mike the Leprechaun. Kidding me, Yeah,
(28:13):
Alf says.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Free AI art ain't perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
But you get my drift and I get Yours kind
of looks like more of a husky planet mikey than you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
He did art of Mike Tyson, a tiger and.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Me, and I don't think I look anything like that
particular AI drawing of me at all, but there you
Tyson looks right and the tiger looks right, but not me.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Larina, do you have an answer?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
South Alabama is hosting a baby race at its game
against Southern Miss on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
The prize is a blank.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
It is a twenty pound turkey, Ben.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Twenty Well, Thanksgiving is next week. Twenty pound turkey seems
like a good idea. Unfortunately that is incorrect. Yeah, the
correct answer, Lorena. The baby will receive a lifetime hunting
and fishing license in the state of Alabama for life.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
No, It's funny because when you first asked, I was like, well,
what's Alabama known for?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Are they known for their hunting and game?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, there's a lot of great outdoors in Alabama. If
you're an outdoors minute, it's the way to go. Now
check this out. So the cost of an Alabama lifetime
fishing and hunting license. You want to guess how much
that prize is worse? You want to take a guess.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Here, lifetime I'm going to say over ten thousand dollars prize.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You think that's a ten thousand dollars prize? The cost
of an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license ten thousand?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Okay, very good, coop. You want in on this, you
want to what do you think here?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I mean we're talking, oh, lifetime, lifetime, yeah wow? What
was what was your guest RINGA ten thousand.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
That seems like a lot.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
It's fifty dollars a year.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Want to go with three thousand, three thousand?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You have you've apparently both you know you've got over.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
You've gone over.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
According to the Gadsden Times in Alabama, the cost of
an Alabama lifetime fishing and hunting license is three hundred
and forty four dollars and thirty thousands.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Now, the good news is if.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You're over, if you're sixty four years old or older,
you can get a lifetime license for six dollars.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
You shouldn't You probably shouldn't be shooting a gun if you're.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Uh so, that's a that's quite the prize package. A
three hundred and fifty Why.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Maybe listen, it's something right. I mean, what if the
kid doesn't want to do hunting. What if the kid's
like a vegan, it doesn't grows up and doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
To, they'll likely kick the kid out of Alabama. But
I'm just saying, I mean, you know, you've got to
enjoy the outdoors. You live in a place with the
great outdoors. You got to go out and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Life a little bit. Man alive.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
All right, it is the bend Mallow Show. We got
lame jokes of the week coming up a little bit
later this hour. But we have calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
So many calls. Let's see, who do we have any meaning?
Mighty moe. Let's see we'll go to let's go to
eat dog.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Hello, eat dog, eat Doggie.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
In New York.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Online?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Are you on? Are you on speaker phone?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Are you big timing me on speakerphone?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Bro? No, I love being on speaker Are you taking
a dump?
Speaker 9 (31:32):
Laying in bed?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You're laying in bed? Okay, what do you you gotta?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
You got a Queen bed, a California king, a regular
king bed.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You got a single bed? What do you got?
Speaker 9 (31:45):
The way?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I want to get to a play with on the
air now, oh, blind Scott, Now he was on. We
got we got rid of you don't know what size
bed you're in? What it seemed odd that you didn't
know what size bed you're laying it?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I don't know. They just gave me a bed.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
So I'm taking it and now I want to pick
an addiction. The Ravens are playing the Jets this week.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
The Ravens are gonna beat them one to three.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Okay, the bill flut tonight to the tensions. When I
think the Bills are like the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
You're you're zero for two, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You're oh for two.
Speaker 9 (32:35):
I'm taking a dump. You mean.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Well, you could be taking a dump.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I'm not there. I don't know what you can do.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Make sure you wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Make sure you flush. You gotta flush, you got make
sure to flush?
Speaker 10 (32:49):
What?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Oh Ben, you're not gonna mind this, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Do you pick up till you pick up the pick
up the phone.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Please pick up the phone. You're annoying me. Now pick
up the phone. Come on, don't be rue, pick up
the phone, take it up. Come on. My mom mailed
me out a hat. Gets what kind of hat she
got me? U yamaka? No I chipa? Oh well, the
same the same thing. Come on.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Never listen what man looks at this Back in the
day when I was when I was thirteen years old, right,
I went to Sittygauga.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
What's your sharing? And yo kapoor and I got back
and it was poor in rain, and I.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Ran down the block and played baseball.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
With my friends. Congratulations, congratulations? Oh yeah, gets what currently had?
My mom gave you? It's fly a cop and it's
out yamaga, but it's it. It starts a double.
Speaker 10 (33:49):
Look.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I feel like the calls. No, this is not going
very well.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
The dog.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
When did these ever go?
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Well? The dog?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Are you bothered at coops? And you're the worst caller?
And we have some really bad callers and he thinks
you're the worst caller.
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Well, that's ridiculous, because I'm the best that ever was.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
I'm the greatest.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
You're talking what do you You're talking about a hat
that your mom got you.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
What are what are we doing here?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, no, no, not just a hat?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
A hat when he was How.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Old were you when you got the hat? Today?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Memory, when he was thirteen?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh, I'm conflicting the stories because you you went from
a story about your hat to when you were thirteen
playing baseball.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
In the rain is what you did? Yeah? Football in
the rain? Oh my god, who cares? Nobody in the rain.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's okay, Well, I'm determined.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Listen, I've determined Melissa doesn't care, your mom doesn't care,
your relatives, don't you call us.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And having uncle Marty right?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
And he doesn't care? Yes, No, that means he definitely
means he definitely does not care, definitely does not.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Care, doesn't care what every time he mean me and
my brothers and sisters. You boo because okay, I gotta go,
I thank you, I gotta go. Eat dog as a
(35:28):
great heat dog.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I determined there's he's even by his standards.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
There was off.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
If he doesn't win Worst call there there's something wrong
with the photog coop.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You don't understand. That's the most competitive category that we have.
Can anyone really beat Mike the Leprechaun for the worst caller?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Mike the le runs circles around that guy.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
What about Poppy in San Diego? Poppy is a terrible caller,
He's been consistently bad for years. He's a multi time
Worst Caller of the Year winner.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Poppy in San Diego.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
I would say Poppy is better than eating.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, wow, that is horrific.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
How about the guy in Omaha that calls up and
tells stories from like the nineteen Every story is from
the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
You know the guy that's supposed to send me the Omaha.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Hat oh Irishman black Irishman.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty bad, but like e dog just
like rambles about nothing and.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
You can hardly understand him while he's doing it.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
And he talks about like his like hiss, like like Melissa,
like who, like.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
What that's the that's the female lead in his story?
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Is Melissa? You have a female?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Is she? Well?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
What is real? What is real? Lorena? Can you tell
me what's real and what's not real?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Especially these days with Ai, I don't know what's real.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
I don't know it's fake. I have no maybe maybe
this is all fake. Who knows? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Well, let's pause for the cause we're gonna have Big
Ben's lame Jokes of the Week, Big Ben's lame jokes
a week.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Hopefully we man paid his phone bill and he's good
to go and all that. Otherwise we'll need a fake
weed man.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
He should be good to go. Big Ben's lame jokes
all the week.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
For the rest of the hour, we'll get to that.
We will do it next.
Speaker 9 (37:12):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
As we hang out together here all night long doing
the overnight sports radio thing. We thank you for hanging out,
the boys in El Paso at the factory, the fellas
doing heavy machinery in Ohio working all night, and so
many others that have reached.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Out to me over the years. We thank you guys
for listening.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It does just mean a lot that you are tuned
in and you force your co workers to listen against
their will.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Thank you, God bless you for that.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
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So keep doing that, and also don't forget you can
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Speaker 2 (38:22):
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Speaker 9 (38:30):
Knock, knock, who's there? Blame weed Blame weed too.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
It's big Man's lame joke of the week. Okay, let's
do what weed mat Are you there? My guy weed
made Billy in Miami.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
He paid his phone bill, He's got his Obama phone.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Hello weed Man? Yeah, okay, here we go. These are
actual jokes. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
How does weed Man like his Thanksgiving turkey?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Smoke?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's a Brendan from Boston after Brandon.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Very funny, very I know you do well that was
the joke.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
What was weed Man? What was weed Man provided? What
has weed Man provided to the world?
Speaker 10 (39:07):
What?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Well, he's actually we man? What did you you prove
to the world? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That beggars can be losers?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That's a surfer Todd the comedian now living in Las Vegas.
Surfer Todd the Comitia List though, yeah, moved to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
He in his lovely bride. Why does weed Man not
know how to set up an email?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Why? How come?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Because he's stupid and smells bad?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
That's from Ferd Dog. That's not nice, I mean, my goods,
that's even a joke. Well, he said that in.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
What are weed Man's pronouns? What he himself and high are?
It's a surfer Todd the comedian. What's the difference between
weed Man and Blair in Maine?
Speaker 10 (39:56):
What?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Well, weed Man can get an email and can't get
a fee.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Male, So there's there's that. That's a bit of a
bit of a problem.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's Chip in Maine makes some great cookies. Send us
some cookies a couple of years back.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Very nice.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
What is weed Man's favorite Thanksgiving dish? What hash browns?
You love the hash?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
That's a micae leprechaun. All right? How can weed Man?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
How can weed Man use the Ben Malers Show to
get rich quick?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Getting one dollar every time? Lorena chimes in?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
That's Noah in Austin said that one. How did how
did we.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Man feel about his unprovoked attack by blind Scott? Blindsided?
That's Chip in You were blind sided Chip in Maine?
Speaker 9 (40:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Why does weed Man only drink coffee? Why it turns
out you have no proper tea?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
He said, Joe and Virginia beach, good military time.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Why did weed Man hippie go to the aquarium to
buy some shoes?
Speaker 10 (41:09):
Why?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well, you heard.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
That is where they have great crocs. George, George and
Ubaldi Texas. What is it called when weed man uses
the outdoors as a bathroom? What a dereliction of duty?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Dood? There you go.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Who is going to win the Housekeeping Olympics? Helmet man
and weed man. That's Eric in Kansas. What did Marcel
say when Santa asked, what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Marcel?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
He said, yes it is. That's Rick in Northridge, California.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Thank you so much. Weed man. There you go.
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