May 22, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about reports of the Blue Jays possibly trading Bo Bichette or Vladimir Guerrero Jr. this summer, the Yankees being said to have a 5% chance of resigning Juan Soto, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ La Reina, and more!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our name Birth three Talking Bays Maul,
the most compelling story in Major League Baseball on the
original recipe Mallor podcast is out of Canada. Now, normally
you're not supposed to talk about a team in Canada,
but I'm gonna do it. What is your viewpoint on
the Blue Jays possibly trading Bobashett and or Vladimir Guerrero
(00:24):
this summer. It's being talked about. Also, the Yankees are
said to have just a five percent chance to resign
Juan Soto during the season. Where you ad on that
one and pirate phenom Paul Skens plans to serve in
the US military once he's done playing baseball. Is that
actually realistic? We'll talk you about that as well. And
(00:46):
also the Queen of Hearts returns here in our number
three Canadian Bacon. If you will welcome. In the beginning
of another hour the Ben Malor Show. We are in
the air everywhere the monarchy as we know. Together, we talk, well,
(01:09):
actually I talk and then you listen, and then if
you call up you can talk coast, the coast, border,
the border and beyond on the vast and prestigiously powerful
microphones of fsre amminating live from a race the race
against time. Every single segment is a race against time.
(01:33):
Here in the A block, we're broadcasting live from the
tyraq dot com studios. Tyract dot com will help you
get there and unmatched selection, fast, free shipping, free road
hazard protection, and over ten thousand recommended in stars. Mic
in the Mountains says, that's up in the mountains. That's
how many. Ten thousand is ten thousand recommended in stars
tyraq dot com the way tire buying should be. So
(01:58):
I want to talk some balls, talks and baseball here
and our lead this hour from the Great White North.
Now good talk show hosts. They say you should never
talk about the Toronto Blue Jays unless they're in the
World Series. It's bad talk radio in America. So we're
gonna talk about the Toronto Blue Jays. Why not. I'm
sucking up to our listeners in Canada, in Toronto and
(02:20):
Hamilton and all the people that care about the Jays.
So we'll get back to the pro bouncy balls. The
Indiana Pacers absolutely gagged in the game. One of the
final Celtics got a gift from the Indiana basketball team
a series of vaudevillian mistakes, couldn't even inbound the ball
(02:42):
without turning it over. Decided, not only do you not
foul on a three point shot, you put your arms
behind the back while the player is shooting said three
point shot. That's Pascal Siakam against Jalen Brown. We'll get
back to that later. But as the baseball season reaches
its first checkpoint coming up this weekend, Canadian baseball fans
(03:04):
preparing for the great migration of name brand players. If
you haven't heard this yet, possibly not. We learned that
the Blue Jays are considering a trade of Vladimir Guerrero
Junior and or Bo Bashett this ahead of the twenty
(03:24):
twenty four midseason trade deadline. Now state sponsored MLB media
tells us that both stars are going to be made available.
You want to be shopped. The trade deadline is July thirtieth,
So you do the math here. You got a couple
months to go before the trade deadline. So let us
discuss the question. What is your viewpoint on the Toronto
(03:45):
Baseball team trading Bobashett and or Vladimir Guerrero this summer?
So I've got Ralph Waldo Emerson baked and daily double,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a line drive right off
(04:05):
the middle of your defense that zooms past your pitcher's
head and goes right in between the shortstop and the
second basement and into center field for a basin. That's
what we're gonna do. So, first of all, my reaction
when I saw this predictable. I watched the Blue Jay
White Sox game the other day. They had a day game.
(04:26):
It was a holiday in Canada. I forget which one.
I didn't know it, but I forgot anyway, I'm sure
Cowboy knows it. Cowboy and Windsor knows all about it.
But the Blue Jays had high expectations coming into this season,
and they've had high expectations of the last couple of years,
and for the most part, they've been a ball of
sock for the most part. Right this season, though they
(04:46):
have hit rock bottom. It would appear as Toronto is
in the very bottom the sewer. They're in the basement
of the American League East, where Baltimore and the Yankees
are monster mashing, and they're closer Toronto. After they lost
last night, Toronto closer now to having the worst record
in baseball than the best record, and they have underachieved.
(05:11):
That's what happens when you underachieve head's roll when you're
a in last place. B had high expectations and see
have players that are currently underperforming. That is the ingredient
list for trades, right, and the most likely scenarios the
cause and effect. It's Ralph Waldo Emerson who had that
(05:35):
famous quote that cause and effect are two sides of
one fact. The cause is the record last place. The
effect is the trade checker. That is the effect. But
Bobachhett during the offseason was rumored to be going to
the Dodgers, that the Dodgers were interested in Bobachett. And
I'll tell you what if I was the Angels. I
(05:56):
mean they got nobody who's a star on the Angel
Mike Trout hardly plays any or semi retired. Why wouldn't
you call Toronto and say, Okay, it's gonna cost us
a lot of money, but we want to we want
to trade for Vladimir Guerrero Junior. His old man won
an MVP with the Angels. I'm sure he spent a
lot of time as a kid in Orange County and Anaheim,
And I mean, why not. It's right there. It's a layup.
(06:18):
The only problem is he's not playing well this year,
which actually could help you. He's on paced it fourteen
home runs, I believe this season, which is not particularly good.
Not that I played in the major league, but bobache,
but it also sucks. He's on paste it seven home runs.
And these guys are the big names in Toronto, but
they're not playing like the names they're supposed to be.
Is the young stars in Major League Baseball? All right? Now? Secondly,
(06:42):
we go to Lebronx follow up. Follow up on a
previous mall of monologue, we talked about the Yankees owner
Steinbrenner saying that the plan is to negotiate a contract
extension to keep Juan Soto from testing the Mark Okay
Pinstripper's lost yet again to the Mariners. Watch that game,
(07:03):
someone named Brian wo was wo tastic beep it shut
out ball against these against the Yankee lineup, that vaunted
Yankee lineup. But the story here is a report that
the Yanks chances of resigning Juan Soto are said to
be just five percent five percent, So that is the story.
(07:25):
Let's react to the story. The Yankees' chances of resigning
Juan Soto during the season are said to be five percent.
What are your thoughts on that? So I think it's
too high. I believe that number is too high. I
don't think it's five percent. I think it's like half
of one percent. It's like the odds of Bronnie James
being drafted number one overall by the Atlanta Hawks or
(07:46):
some other loser team that trades for the number one pick.
It's that low. And the reason I'm saying, as I've
talked about in previous episodes of the show, is that
it is absolutely baked in. It's baked in to Scott
Morris and his clients, more importantly, his clients that you
do not sign early, don't do it, that's taboo, cannot
(08:10):
do it. And Juan Soto could have gotten three hundred
million from the Nationals. He said, I don't like that natitude.
He then said, I'll go to San Diego, and the
Padres offered him four hundred million before the owner died,
and Juan Soto says, I don't really like fish tacos.
So now he's in the Bronx, and still you know
(08:31):
he's like, nah, he's a hardball mercenary. As we have
pointed out, I am of the mindset that if a
team in Kabul offered Juan Soto a fair amount of
money more than anyone else, he'd go there, or Pyongyang,
or you name it, any desirable outpost which is normally
not desirable for baseball player. Now, there are only a
(08:54):
few teams. Here's the conundrum. There's only a few teams
that are in that high rent district. It's kind of
like that expensive art. There's only so many people in
that tax bracket that can afford to bid on one soda. Now,
the dream scenario. I was talking to somebody a couple
days ago about this, Well, I text, I don't talk,
didn't have a conversation. I text, And it was brought
(09:16):
up that the dream here is rather obvious that you
have the Yankees who desperately want to keep one soda
in free agency, and the Mets who want to sign him.
So then you'd have those two at loggerheads trying to
outbid the other, which would be just amazing. Scott Borrows
would have a woody under that situation, all right. Now,
final thought. We go to Pittsburg, PA. Now, I'm not
(09:41):
going to do a pirate themed monologue, but I'm gonna
mention a certain pirate. It's not all about the Pirates,
but it's the phenom a guy named Paul Skeens, the
great Savior of Pittsburgh's won't be on baseball team. Who
will be there until the Pirates trade him to the Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs,
Giants and someone like that or the Red Sox, but
(10:01):
Paul Skeens. It was announced recently by a former coach
that his plan, Paul Skein's plan is to serve in
the United States military once he is done with his
baseball career. Question is that realistic? Is that realistic? So
(10:22):
I have this if you look at my big board here,
I have this in the highly unlikely category highly unlikely
as in No Bueno Paul Skins. I realized that he
was at the Air Force Academy before he transitioned to
baton Rouge, Louisiana, where he became a star Southern Fried baseball.
(10:42):
And there was a rock star and got the hot
girl right that internet, whatever her name is there was.
I guess she's more famous on the Internet than she
was for gymnastics. But either way, the reason, the main
reason to think that Paul Skeins is not going to
join the military is the daily double. It's the daily double.
(11:03):
Paul Skiings a is good, which means he's going to
get paid a lot of money. Plus he's going to
pitch a long time. If he's good, we're talking aristocrat
money and a lengthy career, those two things combined together.
So you can do the arithmetic. This is not advanced algebra.
(11:27):
This is not calculus. Here, it's not the only realistic
path for Paul Skiings to actually join the US military.
I assume the Air Force because he went to the
Air Force Academy. The only way to do that is
if he is an abject failure in baseball and or
gets hurt. Outside of those two things not gonna happen.
(11:51):
And the cutoff is, you know, you can't join the
military when you're over a certain age. Now the Air
Force you can be thirty nine, so that's a decent
amount of time. I'm Skeen's a young guy, but the
more likely scenario is that he becomes a modern day
Bob Hope. They used to be a guy named Bob Hope,
who was an entertainer for my time. But Eddie told
(12:13):
me about him because Eddy's old, and he told me
about Bob Hope. He used to live into Luca Lake
here in southern California, and that he would go on
these amazing USO tours and he was a one man
morale guy, just boost the morale of the soldiers. I
can see Paul Skeans doing that. I don't know if
he can sing or tell jokes or any of those things,
(12:33):
but that's the path he can take in the military
unless he's just bad at baseball. He does not appear
to be bad at baseball, and my early scouting report
is not bad. Maybe not as great as people say
he is, but not bad. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
If you would like to be part, you can join
us here. Speak easy, rules are in effect, and don't forget.
Later this hour we will have the Queen of Hearts
(12:56):
with Lorraine up. She will return if you'd like to,
and a message that we can use on the air
for Lorena and it's love advice, life advice, any kind
of advice. I just want to hear someone else's opinion
about your situation hashtag Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen of
Hearts will hand pick a couple of questions that probably
a few fair amount of questions, and also will take
(13:18):
calls on that. We'll take calls on that as well.
So I have two options, Lorenda, would you like to
hear a country music or boxing? Mallar riddle? I have
two options here? Which one, Lorena, would you like to hear?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh, let's do a country music one?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right for you? We will do country music. So,
Luke Colmbs, you.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Know who that is?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You're familiar with?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, I think I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's kind of famous. So country music star Luke Colmbs
revealed recently that he travels with a blank while he's
out on the road. Country music superstar Luke Colmbs recently
revealed that he travels with a blank while he's out
on the road. That is the malor riddle of today. Answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Pauli Fosco with Tony Fusco. You know, as the host
of the number one rated Paully and Tony Fusco Show.
We get tons and tons of fan mail everyday.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Piles of it.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
In fact, Tony, why don't you open up one of
those letters right now and read what's inside?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Hey, listen to this.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Dear Pauli and Toni, your sports takes the dumbest and
most terribly Wait, open this other one. Dear Pauli and Toni,
you suck more than anyone. Wait, try this one. Dear
Pauli and Tony, you guys are the absolute best. There
you go, coming up with the stupidest take.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Get it.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Just listen to the Polly and Tony Fusco Show on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Yeah, The Ben Maler Shows a collaborative effort. You're invited
to communicate with those of us on this side of
the microphones you get. Follow your host on x He's
at Ben Mallor and you can post at and follow
our technical producer, our technical queen, if you will. She
plays all the music and most funny soundbites on the
Ben Malor Show. Her first name is Lorraine and She's
(15:18):
at f s R Tech Queen Lady Party and she
will have her special segment, which I'm drawing a blank
on at the moment.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I got it. That's why she'll get over that, because
because I know her big, I know the big Queen.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Of hearts coming up in just mere moments. She'll give
you advice on anything you need advice on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You know what song you're talking already?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Is this Luke Colmbs?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh kind of obvious. Yeah, I don't know the name
of it. You're not a country guy. So I went
to the mouth, Betty, So I'm now a country music
fan because I went to the South. That's a lie.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
That's a lie and alive from the tyrack dot Com
Fox Sports Radio Studios.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's Ben Maller and time out for the malor Riddle
of the Day. It's made possible by Express Pros. Ready
for a new job, Let Express Employment Professionals help. Express
is hiring for jobs in a variety of industries and
job seekers never pay a fee at Express. Check out
expresspros dot com to find your location. That's Express Pros
(16:20):
DoD com. Here's the malor Riddle of the day. Country
music star Luke Colmbs revealed recently he travels with a
blank while he's out on the road. That is the
Mallur riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know
the answer to the mallur riddle of the day? Alf
(16:40):
the Alien Opiner says he tours Luke Colmbs with plenty
of country music themed merchandise. Alternative answer, he says, all right,
what else do we have about? Page down? We'll skip
over that one his favorite book, Windows for Dummies. Guess
by Dog that's his answer. Alf also says, instead of
(17:04):
his alternative answer, he never leaves home without his stratomatic
baseball game. Well Mark, the full name guy hooked me
up with the stratomatic baseball It was very nice of him.
Late night drug tester says a super glider. He travels
with a super glider. Who else do we have? Snosberry's
guessed by Milkman, Mike and Colorado Page down, We'll skip
(17:26):
over that. He travels with his emotional support snapping turtle
King Rory the answer travels with a basketball guest by
Jay Dott in Utah, A carpool lane cheating doll. Donkey
Sausage says, who else do we have? Page down? Viva
(17:46):
los Vicki says Buenos Diez been the answer to the
riddle of the day. Turns out Lukecomb's travels with a
comb while he's on tour. And does he have all
his hair?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Maybe he doesn't know. It was was hats. Does he
have all this there? I don't know. Dolly Parton was
guessed by Dante. It's a solid country music reference from
a million years ago. A modern day Miss Cleo guessed
by the Milkman Let's see here. He travels with his
cousin Sean Diddy, combs from a Mason in Huntington Beach
(18:19):
and SoCal. A personal food tester guessed by Lawrence who
doesn't need that? Right Lawrence? Wouldn't that be nice to
you know? He can mess with your food? You get
your personal food tester. Stevie Meatballs says he travels with
an Iowa Sam poop knife. There you go, so look
it up. Well, Ioa Sam just used his bare hand.
He didn't need it. He didn't need that.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Lorena took the poop knife.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh she got it.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Okay, I have two of them.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You need them. It depends on what the kind of
diet you have you definitely definitely need them.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Look it's right here.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Wow, look at that. That's very impressive. And is it orange?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Orange?
Speaker 7 (18:56):
But what case she needs it?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's ready. Shouldn't you get a brown one though? Wouldn't
it be better as a brown?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You won't lose it if it's orange, ben, But.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Eventually it turns out brown anyway, so you don't really
there you go? All right, Eddie, do you have an answer? Eddie?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Do you have?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
And it's by the way, you have Fat Daddy in
a beautiful Bellflower's Daddy, you spent your time in Bellflower? Ready?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Oh yeah, Actually my one of my relatives went to
uh school there at Bosco.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Saint John Bosco was very powerful Bellflower religious in good
high school sports, aid Jo, very good football team. You
had a lot of money. I've been there a few
times as well. But he says, the answer is an
extra shoehorn's that's his answer. That's not.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
That quick trigger finger got got her on the way
down Ford.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Come dad. That was fat Daddy's answer. That was not
the right answer. That was what fat Daddy said was
the right I mean, I know you're excited to hear
Bellflower and you get excited. I get that, but my god,
fat daddy, No, the correct answer is I can't get
to guess. Oh, go ahead, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
He always takes with him his plushy of Sir Perr,
the Carolina Panthers mascot.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Interesting. Interesting, But no, that is incorrect, Eddie. It turns
out's country music star travels with a PGA golf instructor
while he's out on the road, a PGA golf instructor.
That's God. The phones will say hello to Obi, who's
in La Hello, Obi.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Welcome, mister Maler, Good evening, how are you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
If I was any better, I'd be a pacer, but
not an Indiana pacer. Because they puked all over themselves
in the final minutes of regulation. Final second.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
What a joke job. That was awful.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I'm so happy it wasn't the Clippers that did that.
I can mock them the Pacers.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
As you know, we're traveling across country and we are
in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh you made it to Atlanta the at l Are
you going to go to Magic City?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, you're not. You're not, probably not, probably not.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I guess we were at last when we spoke, I
was we made it to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh, Yeah, how was d C? Did you enjoyed Washington?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, it's beautiful. Everybody should go to Washington, d C.
Once in the lives.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm not I have not been by the way to Washington,
d C. Agree. Now, did you stop by and visit
the ostri Jan, our great p one Ostar Jhn who
lives in d C. Did you visit him?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
No, very rude, He's a legend. Did you go to
any museums while you were in d C?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yes, we went to the African American Medium. Oh you
did absolutely all right? And then today we were in
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. So in Dolly World and that was great,
got a great time?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, Well, how could you not have a good time
at Dolly World? Come on?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Well, the kids had a great time to got it world,
fat and relaxed while they were there.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, while your money disappeared. But it's probably not as
expensive as like Disneyland, right, No, not as expensive and
just as fun.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Where next stop is going to be loved?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's all you're going to You're going to hang on
to buy you all very nice?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And uh so Atlanta, what's the highlight of Atlanta. What's
the highlight there?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
And I'm going to see some family in Atlanta. It's
will be great.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh cool, all right, great airport, Not that you need
it because you're driving across the country, but a wonderful
airport there is.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's been there once.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, they got to train, they got to train. It's
pretty good. You know, it's big when you've got to
train between terminals at the Atlanta Airport. All right, Well,
save travels, thinkers, Obi's traveling across America. How many kids
are you traveling with? Obi?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Three?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Three kids?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now, they are they missing school for this? Or are
they above the age of school?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Above the edge of school? One just graduated from college.
That's why we're making the travels great.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
That's great man, Great memories, right, they will have these
memories the rest of their lives. That's wonder exact. And
maybe they'll do this with their kids when they're you know,
a few years down the line. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
One can only hope, one can we hope? All right?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, let's know call tomorrow. Let's know, I'll be
across America. There he goes, he's traveling across.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Are you I assume you're going to talk about this
optical tracking of the first downs there for the NFL.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Will later on, Eddie, we will we will cover that, all.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Right, So teas that Ben's gonna be talking about this
a new way the NFL may be measuring first downs.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Uh yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
So the NFL is old, give me the sticks in
the chain. Uh So, the NFL is going to play
in Brazil. We've seen him play in England and Germany
and Mexico and now possibly Australia. The Melbourne Cricket Club
is in discussions with the NFL about hosting a regular
season game within the next two years. Down Under, down
(23:52):
down on that, we go, Ausse guy, I'm sure will
be heading to that or Ousse Momentum or one of.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Those other Australian guys. What about our guys on Western too? Sure? Okay, whatever.
Now I would do a fun fact, but I don't
want to waste time here because we have to get
to the game and I have to leave time, plenty
of time for the Queen of Hearts. So let's get
right to it.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Here we go, Ben Meller game. We've endured too many
of this?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Is it too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Too much or not enough? And here we go? All right,
let's play the game. Okay, but now I want to
see if hollering and James, are you there, James in Minnesota?
Hollering James, Yeah, okay, Now can you team up? I
want to make this a celebrity all star edition of
(24:38):
Too Much or Not Enough? Are you willing to do that?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
About? How can we make this?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
All right? Let's make this a celebrity edition because we're
going to have a tag team. We've never done this before,
so hollering James is going to team up with Sirius
Sean in Arizona. Hello, Sean, couple of legends. All right,
so you two are together, You're a team. I'll give
you both a golden ticket of you in.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
What a dynamic duo?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
This isn't also the ratings the downloads on this eddie,
Oh my god, holy crap on a cracker. It is
going to be so good. I'm gonna set a record
for downloads. All right, gentlemen, there is the question too
much or not enough? Hey, James, mother, it's been one
year since the Malard Meet and Greek Can you believe
that in Minnesota? One year man, he's overwhelmed with emotion?
(25:27):
Question number one last week. Last week, Jalen Brunson became
the eighth player in NBA history to record five forty
point games in a single postseason, gentlemen, Is that too
much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Too much?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
James says, too much? Sewan? Do you agree, by the way,
with his name? No, it's they're working as a team, Eddie,
I know, he says, no. No, You're James is toleran.
James sewn is on your team? He says, the answers
too much. Do you agree with him?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right? You agree it's too much? Is it too much? No, Sean,
you should have disagreed. Bad job by you, Bad job
by you. The answer is actually not enough. He is
the eleventh player to a competent question number two, Tag
Team All Star edition of too much or not enough?
Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown have scored thirty or more
points in the same game seven times against the Pacers
(26:26):
during their careers. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (26:31):
John Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
James is deferring to Shaun Sean. Yeah, Sean, what's your
answer to all right? Is he right? That is correct?
Look at that, James, the assist. Good job by you, James,
you pad, Sean got it right, and we move on.
The answer was too much. They have done it five
times against the Pacers, is tied for the most by
(26:56):
any duo against any team since the merger Shack and
against Sacramento. Question number three. The Celtics have the highest
free throw differential this postseason, at plus eighty. Is that
too much or not enough? Gentlemen, I'm gonna say not enough?
(27:17):
You agree.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
All right? They agree not enough. Let's find out. Oh
my god, the All Stars, a couple of Brady acts here.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Not enough.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
The Celtics are at plus ninety three this postseason. The
Pacers are at minus one hundred two in a row.
One more right, answer, you win the game? Can you
feel the excitement here? Hollering James, I see the momentum, Ben,
momentum got your hair? Wow, there's no such thing as momentum, Sean.
(27:51):
You know there's no such thing as momentum, right, Sean?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Yeah, I guess so, not really?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Have you made any friends? Sean?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
The only friends I got.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Is you that I'm just stuck at home because my
car's been in the.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Shop for a week.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well that's bad for you, but good for us. Good friends.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
Question friends, he's homeless?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right? Hey, hollering James, will you be Siia Seawan's friend?
Hollering James, Yeah, but friend. Okay, I was waiting for that. Okay,
we made we made it. We made it four minutes
without him mentioning Tammy's name. Four minutes. Okay, here we go.
(28:39):
Get this right, gentlemen, you win All Star edition. You're
listening to a Fox Sports radio exchools if nobody else
has this content, because because they actually have good content?
Speaker 9 (28:48):
What what?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, You're just gonna give your golden ticket to Tammy anyway,
So what do you care? All right?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Question one, know you don't.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Question number four, Gean Carlos Stanton has the most golden sombreros.
Do you have a golden sombrero? Hollering James as a
top do you know what a golden sombrero is?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
I'm going to brero as having arrow.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I'm a wow.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Okay, anyway, golden four strikeouts in a baseball game, anyway,
John Carlos Stanton has the most golden sombreros in Major
League Baseball history with twenty five. Is that too much
or not enough? Tag Team All Stars? Who wants to
go first this time? I think I think James said
(29:45):
Shawn should go for Sean.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
I'm gonna go with not enough.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Do you agree with that, James?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I agree that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Let's find out that's a winner.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Oh my god, these all Stars, the times too, the.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Sean.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Are you gonna keep your golden ticket? Sean?
Speaker 8 (30:19):
I'm gonna keep mining.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Hey, ed you look at this, good job, Sean.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
We want Eddie just like No.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Did he had something to do with that? Edie's not
here again? Wait a minute, shut up? Did you Sean?
Did you cheat? Did you and Eddie cheat? I think
you cheated?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
If you were playing with Ben with that was.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
The that was the tail right there, James. This guy
Sean cheated, So I think I did. Not think I
have to take your golden ticket away, James.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
No, I want to keep ticket.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I'm a good wolf.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
You talk, you timber wolf. You talked over him, Edie.
I wanted to use that as a drop you talked. No,
come on, we use Lorada. We need that, James, what
do that again, James, I don't think any talked over
the initial one. I think we got it clean. Nobody
said I'm a tim he said I'm a timberwolf, and
(31:20):
then he did that. I think we have that clean
without Eddie. Okay, all right, James, that's gonna be a
drop Lorada. We need that as a drop, random drop
throughout the Western Conference Finals, which begin tonight on Wednesday night.
All right, gentlemen, amazing James, you're gonna keep that. Yes,
you're not giving that one to Tammy.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
I get a hold that to mine. I want to
be square with Sean.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Sean kind of implied that he cheated with Eddie, So
that's what it sounded like to me. He just he
just he just said, kind of he did, Sean, did
you cheat? Sean?
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I was using mind powers?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, Eddie doesn't have a mind, so that's hard to
do anyway. Listen, but I'm bumped. Thank you, gentlemen. What
an amazing all star group that was. You don't get
that during the day.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
That was quality.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
That was.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
How about that? We will have the Queen of Hearts
if you would like to ask Lorena question and call
up for that eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox
Love life, advice, financial advice, you name it, any kind
of advice, any kind of advice. Loraina has all the answers.
She's the smartest woman in the room. She's the only
woman in the room. But we will have her the
(32:37):
Queen of Hearts and also hashtag Queen of Hearts If
you want to send a question in, We'll get to that.
We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maler
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
The Ben Mahlor shows archived in the audio Volver Posterity say,
giving those working the dreaded day shift a chance to
consume the audio buffaith follow us. Both the Ben Mahler
Show and Fifth Hour with Ben podcasts are always free
and filled with fun for every man, woman and child,
and now live from the ti rack dot com Fox
Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Mallor.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's of It based with rain An.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Clean up Hearts, going to help you, dear rye gear
Riye and I gear Ry and dear Ry.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Heck.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yes, it's the Queen of Hearts on the Ben.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Mallard Showy, Wow, this is great. You ready for questions? Oh?
I'm so ready, all right, Yes, late night drug tester
wants to know when are you too old to wear
your hat backwards? This is a very important conversation. Our colleague,
Colin Cowherd, obsesses about this. But what is your position
as a woman here on wearing your hat backwards?
Speaker 11 (33:59):
I don't think you ever too old. There's always a
good time to wear your hat back.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Where when is a good time when you need to
see better? Or what if you need to look up
at the sky, or what if.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
You're worried about your neck getting burned? You're worried about
the backyard and.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
You don't want to get that. That's horrible. Have you
ever had the back of your neck?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But I have, Yes, the worst I got. I just
get burned a lot back when I used to go
out in the sun. I don't go out in the
sun anymore. I'm a vampire.
Speaker 11 (34:22):
Yeah, it's a fashion choice though, if you want to,
if you want to do that, you know, yes, I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't do that. But when I did, I learned
at some point you learned not your elbows, knees and
like neck area and face, can't you got to avoid
that getting burned? Protect them at all costs, Right, at
all all costs. We have a call for you want
to take a call?
Speaker 9 (34:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Who we got Well, believe it or not, it's hollering James.
He's called back. He certainly needs some love advice. Hello,
hollering James.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Yeah, how do you work out things with Tammy when
you don't think she calls?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
You know?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I think it's one of those things. You got to
just send her good vibes all the time.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
I'm just constantly be thinking about her and be like,
I wonder what Tammy's doing, and then one of these
days she's going to be like, you know what, I
should reach out to holler and James, because that's how
it works.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Wait, wait, James, Like, how often should Tammy be calling
you if it was it was your decision?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
How well, blue moon or every once in a week.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Once away. That's not enough. She's got a job, she's
got a life. She can't call you every day.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You got to give her a reason to want to
keep her personal life.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
I know that understanding.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
I just got to give her time.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, maybe some money.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wow, I don't think he has no money. He can
give golden tickets though, right, that's kind of like money.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, hey, love language and then that with my own.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, all right, go away. Mad Jack has a
question for the Queen of Heart, says, says, do you
believe in aphrodisiacs? And if so, do you use any?
And can you recommend nanny? All right, well, now we're
getting good. I think.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Well, my favorite afrodisiac. We've talked about this before is oysters.
I love oysters. People don't like them, I know. But
at the same time, just to make everyone happy here,
you can make anything an afrodisiac. Okay, just put a
little fun twist on it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Uh huh. Ferg Dog says, what is a polite way
to tell a girl she needs to lose weight?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Mind your business?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay? Should you be direct, Lorena or just buy her
a gym membership? What's the move here?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I used to make a joke. I used to make
a joke with my baby daddy, like if I ever
got fat, like, cut it off of me, throw me
in the gym.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
You know something, you ever can I don't think it's
physically possible for you to get fat. It could happen,
no chance zero.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
She used to fit between this little space here between
the desk, and now she doesn't really today? Oh no, Lorena,
Oh no, but don't tell the woman she's getting fat, Okay,
Like it's okay.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
So she's getting plumped life tell her?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Is Lizzo inspiring you lately?
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, every Thursday to Friday? She inspires me? A Cowboy
Killer says, do women like the bad boy or the
nice guy more? Lorena?
Speaker 11 (37:23):
It's a hard one because they're going to keep the
nice guy around to be their best friend, but you
know the bad boy's gonna get a little farther, a
little faster.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, I think it's the women want the bad boy.
Of course they do.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
It's more exciting, usually a little harder to chase too.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Definitely, all right, Cowboy Killer. Also, we want to know
how fast should your kids meet your new partner? How
about that? Oh that's a tough one, right, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm a mom, so I'm I'm very slow to the.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Meet yeaheah, gotta be like double triple triple check, double check.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, Like they don't even say hi, not even a hello. No,
I have to completely approved first.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I got you? Yeah, all right, you want to take
another call? Yeah, let's do it, all right, I'll see
this guy. I'll see this guy keeps his mouth clean.
He was banned, but he hasn't called the whole, so
we'll see that. Not one guy. Yeah, Angry I was
worried he was gonna I thought he was gonna show
up in Charles and there were rumors, but he didn't
(38:22):
show up. Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Bill, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
How you doing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh he's in a good mood. We're getting happy, Angry Bill.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Happy.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You sound like you're glowing. Are you in love?
Speaker 9 (38:33):
I'm always glowing.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
I'm such a nice guy.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
It's unbelievable glory. I I want to ask you, as
an older man seventy four years old, isn't fair to
ask the woman to pay for half the viagara?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Is she getting half of the pleasure out of it?
Speaker 9 (38:51):
But she's believing she's going to get the full pleasure.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
But no, Angry Bill, can't you buy the generic brand
by my aun?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
We have that.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
They don't work for me.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
I gotta have the rule.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
You gotta have the real deal.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Try some oysters.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm matter how.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Those go for you.
Speaker 9 (39:08):
I pay one hundred dollars dinner, okay, and spend another
thirty five hours on a one pill and then she's
gonna want to go at least two three times. It's
over two hundred dollar. Bill, you got to pick up.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Half the time.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
These are a problem you get your seventies, These are problems.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Bill.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
I think you're pretty lucky to get a lady with
you at seventy four. Maybe she's just your blessings and
keep on footing the bill.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Okay, isn't true? The older guy more real, quick, double
Mexican in a long distant relationship.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Good or bad, they're great. Great, gotta be really patient
and loving.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The queen of hearts everywhere
Hello and welcome. It's our name Birth three Talking Bays Maul,
the most compelling story in Major League Baseball on the
original recipe Mallor podcast is out of Canada. Now, normally
you're not supposed to talk about a team in Canada,
but I'm gonna do it. What is your viewpoint on
the Blue Jays possibly trading Bobashett and or Vladimir Guerrero
(00:24):
this summer. It's being talked about. Also, the Yankees are
said to have just a five percent chance to resign
Juan Soto during the season. Where you ad on that
one and pirate phenom Paul Skens plans to serve in
the US military once he's done playing baseball. Is that
actually realistic? We'll talk you about that as well. And
(00:46):
also the Queen of Hearts returns here in our number
three Canadian Bacon. If you will welcome. In the beginning
of another hour the Ben Malor Show. We are in
the air everywhere the monarchy as we know. Together, we talk, well,
(01:09):
actually I talk and then you listen, and then if
you call up you can talk coast, the coast, border,
the border and beyond on the vast and prestigiously powerful
microphones of fsre amminating live from a race the race
against time. Every single segment is a race against time.
(01:33):
Here in the A block, we're broadcasting live from the
tyraq dot com studios. Tyract dot com will help you
get there and unmatched selection, fast, free shipping, free road
hazard protection, and over ten thousand recommended in stars. Mic
in the Mountains says, that's up in the mountains. That's
how many. Ten thousand is ten thousand recommended in stars
tyraq dot com the way tire buying should be. So
(01:58):
I want to talk some balls, talks and baseball here
and our lead this hour from the Great White North.
Now good talk show hosts. They say you should never
talk about the Toronto Blue Jays unless they're in the
World Series. It's bad talk radio in America. So we're
gonna talk about the Toronto Blue Jays. Why not. I'm
sucking up to our listeners in Canada, in Toronto and
(02:20):
Hamilton and all the people that care about the Jays.
So we'll get back to the pro bouncy balls. The
Indiana Pacers absolutely gagged in the game. One of the
final Celtics got a gift from the Indiana basketball team
a series of vaudevillian mistakes, couldn't even inbound the ball
(02:42):
without turning it over. Decided, not only do you not
foul on a three point shot, you put your arms
behind the back while the player is shooting said three
point shot. That's Pascal Siakam against Jalen Brown. We'll get
back to that later. But as the baseball season reaches
its first checkpoint coming up this weekend, Canadian baseball fans
(03:04):
preparing for the great migration of name brand players. If
you haven't heard this yet, possibly not. We learned that
the Blue Jays are considering a trade of Vladimir Guerrero
Junior and or Bo Bashett this ahead of the twenty
(03:24):
twenty four midseason trade deadline. Now state sponsored MLB media
tells us that both stars are going to be made available.
You want to be shopped. The trade deadline is July thirtieth,
So you do the math here. You got a couple
months to go before the trade deadline. So let us
discuss the question. What is your viewpoint on the Toronto
(03:45):
Baseball team trading Bobashett and or Vladimir Guerrero this summer?
So I've got Ralph Waldo Emerson baked and daily double,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a line drive right off
(04:05):
the middle of your defense that zooms past your pitcher's
head and goes right in between the shortstop and the
second basement and into center field for a basin. That's
what we're gonna do. So, first of all, my reaction
when I saw this predictable. I watched the Blue Jay
White Sox game the other day. They had a day game.
(04:26):
It was a holiday in Canada. I forget which one.
I didn't know it, but I forgot anyway, I'm sure
Cowboy knows it. Cowboy and Windsor knows all about it.
But the Blue Jays had high expectations coming into this season,
and they've had high expectations of the last couple of years,
and for the most part, they've been a ball of
sock for the most part. Right this season, though they
(04:46):
have hit rock bottom. It would appear as Toronto is
in the very bottom the sewer. They're in the basement
of the American League East, where Baltimore and the Yankees
are monster mashing, and they're closer Toronto. After they lost
last night, Toronto closer now to having the worst record
in baseball than the best record, and they have underachieved.
(05:11):
That's what happens when you underachieve head's roll when you're
a in last place. B had high expectations and see
have players that are currently underperforming. That is the ingredient
list for trades, right, and the most likely scenarios the
cause and effect. It's Ralph Waldo Emerson who had that
(05:35):
famous quote that cause and effect are two sides of
one fact. The cause is the record last place. The
effect is the trade checker. That is the effect. But
Bobachhett during the offseason was rumored to be going to
the Dodgers, that the Dodgers were interested in Bobachett. And
I'll tell you what if I was the Angels. I
(05:56):
mean they got nobody who's a star on the Angel
Mike Trout hardly plays any or semi retired. Why wouldn't
you call Toronto and say, Okay, it's gonna cost us
a lot of money, but we want to we want
to trade for Vladimir Guerrero Junior. His old man won
an MVP with the Angels. I'm sure he spent a
lot of time as a kid in Orange County and Anaheim,
And I mean, why not. It's right there. It's a layup.
(06:18):
The only problem is he's not playing well this year,
which actually could help you. He's on paced it fourteen
home runs, I believe this season, which is not particularly good.
Not that I played in the major league, but bobache,
but it also sucks. He's on paste it seven home runs.
And these guys are the big names in Toronto, but
they're not playing like the names they're supposed to be.
Is the young stars in Major League Baseball? All right? Now? Secondly,
(06:42):
we go to Lebronx follow up. Follow up on a
previous mall of monologue, we talked about the Yankees owner
Steinbrenner saying that the plan is to negotiate a contract
extension to keep Juan Soto from testing the Mark Okay
Pinstripper's lost yet again to the Mariners. Watch that game,
(07:03):
someone named Brian wo was wo tastic beep it shut
out ball against these against the Yankee lineup, that vaunted
Yankee lineup. But the story here is a report that
the Yanks chances of resigning Juan Soto are said to
be just five percent five percent, So that is the story.
(07:25):
Let's react to the story. The Yankees' chances of resigning
Juan Soto during the season are said to be five percent.
What are your thoughts on that? So I think it's
too high. I believe that number is too high. I
don't think it's five percent. I think it's like half
of one percent. It's like the odds of Bronnie James
being drafted number one overall by the Atlanta Hawks or
(07:46):
some other loser team that trades for the number one pick.
It's that low. And the reason I'm saying, as I've
talked about in previous episodes of the show, is that
it is absolutely baked in. It's baked in to Scott
Morris and his clients, more importantly, his clients that you
do not sign early, don't do it, that's taboo, cannot
(08:10):
do it. And Juan Soto could have gotten three hundred
million from the Nationals. He said, I don't like that natitude.
He then said, I'll go to San Diego, and the
Padres offered him four hundred million before the owner died,
and Juan Soto says, I don't really like fish tacos.
So now he's in the Bronx, and still you know
(08:31):
he's like, nah, he's a hardball mercenary. As we have
pointed out, I am of the mindset that if a
team in Kabul offered Juan Soto a fair amount of
money more than anyone else, he'd go there, or Pyongyang,
or you name it, any desirable outpost which is normally
not desirable for baseball player. Now, there are only a
(08:54):
few teams. Here's the conundrum. There's only a few teams
that are in that high rent district. It's kind of
like that expensive art. There's only so many people in
that tax bracket that can afford to bid on one soda. Now,
the dream scenario. I was talking to somebody a couple
days ago about this, Well, I text, I don't talk,
didn't have a conversation. I text, And it was brought
(09:16):
up that the dream here is rather obvious that you
have the Yankees who desperately want to keep one soda
in free agency, and the Mets who want to sign him.
So then you'd have those two at loggerheads trying to
outbid the other, which would be just amazing. Scott Borrows
would have a woody under that situation, all right. Now,
final thought. We go to Pittsburg, PA. Now, I'm not
(09:41):
going to do a pirate themed monologue, but I'm gonna
mention a certain pirate. It's not all about the Pirates,
but it's the phenom a guy named Paul Skeens, the
great Savior of Pittsburgh's won't be on baseball team. Who
will be there until the Pirates trade him to the Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs,
Giants and someone like that or the Red Sox, but
(10:01):
Paul Skeens. It was announced recently by a former coach
that his plan, Paul Skein's plan is to serve in
the United States military once he is done with his
baseball career. Question is that realistic? Is that realistic? So
(10:22):
I have this if you look at my big board here,
I have this in the highly unlikely category highly unlikely
as in No Bueno Paul Skins. I realized that he
was at the Air Force Academy before he transitioned to
baton Rouge, Louisiana, where he became a star Southern Fried baseball.
(10:42):
And there was a rock star and got the hot
girl right that internet, whatever her name is there was.
I guess she's more famous on the Internet than she
was for gymnastics. But either way, the reason, the main
reason to think that Paul Skeins is not going to
join the military is the daily double. It's the daily double.
(11:03):
Paul Skiings a is good, which means he's going to
get paid a lot of money. Plus he's going to
pitch a long time. If he's good, we're talking aristocrat
money and a lengthy career, those two things combined together.
So you can do the arithmetic. This is not advanced algebra.
(11:27):
This is not calculus. Here, it's not the only realistic
path for Paul Skiings to actually join the US military.
I assume the Air Force because he went to the
Air Force Academy. The only way to do that is
if he is an abject failure in baseball and or
gets hurt. Outside of those two things not gonna happen.
(11:51):
And the cutoff is, you know, you can't join the
military when you're over a certain age. Now the Air
Force you can be thirty nine, so that's a decent
amount of time. I'm Skeen's a young guy, but the
more likely scenario is that he becomes a modern day
Bob Hope. They used to be a guy named Bob Hope,
who was an entertainer for my time. But Eddie told
(12:13):
me about him because Eddy's old, and he told me
about Bob Hope. He used to live into Luca Lake
here in southern California, and that he would go on
these amazing USO tours and he was a one man
morale guy, just boost the morale of the soldiers. I
can see Paul Skeans doing that. I don't know if
he can sing or tell jokes or any of those things,
(12:33):
but that's the path he can take in the military
unless he's just bad at baseball. He does not appear
to be bad at baseball, and my early scouting report
is not bad. Maybe not as great as people say
he is, but not bad. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
If you would like to be part, you can join
us here. Speak easy, rules are in effect, and don't forget.
Later this hour we will have the Queen of Hearts
(12:56):
with Lorraine up. She will return if you'd like to,
and a message that we can use on the air
for Lorena and it's love advice, life advice, any kind
of advice. I just want to hear someone else's opinion
about your situation hashtag Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen of
Hearts will hand pick a couple of questions that probably
a few fair amount of questions, and also will take
(13:18):
calls on that. We'll take calls on that as well.
So I have two options, Lorenda, would you like to
hear a country music or boxing? Mallar riddle? I have
two options here? Which one, Lorena, would you like to hear?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh, let's do a country music one?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right for you? We will do country music. So,
Luke Colmbs, you.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Know who that is?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You're familiar with?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, I think I've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's kind of famous. So country music star Luke Colmbs
revealed recently that he travels with a blank while he's
out on the road. Country music superstar Luke Colmbs recently
revealed that he travels with a blank while he's out
on the road. That is the malor riddle of today. Answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Pauli Fosco with Tony Fusco. You know, as the host
of the number one rated Paully and Tony Fusco Show.
We get tons and tons of fan mail everyday.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Piles of it.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
In fact, Tony, why don't you open up one of
those letters right now and read what's inside?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Hey, listen to this.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Dear Pauli and Toni, your sports takes the dumbest and
most terribly Wait, open this other one. Dear Pauli and Toni,
you suck more than anyone. Wait, try this one. Dear
Pauli and Tony, you guys are the absolute best. There
you go, coming up with the stupidest take.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Get it.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Just listen to the Polly and Tony Fusco Show on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Yeah, The Ben Maler Shows a collaborative effort. You're invited
to communicate with those of us on this side of
the microphones you get. Follow your host on x He's
at Ben Mallor and you can post at and follow
our technical producer, our technical queen, if you will. She
plays all the music and most funny soundbites on the
Ben Malor Show. Her first name is Lorraine and She's
(15:18):
at f s R Tech Queen Lady Party and she
will have her special segment, which I'm drawing a blank
on at the moment.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I got it. That's why she'll get over that, because
because I know her big, I know the big Queen.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Of hearts coming up in just mere moments. She'll give
you advice on anything you need advice on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You know what song you're talking already?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Is this Luke Colmbs?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh kind of obvious. Yeah, I don't know the name
of it. You're not a country guy. So I went
to the mouth, Betty, So I'm now a country music
fan because I went to the South. That's a lie.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
That's a lie and alive from the tyrack dot Com
Fox Sports Radio Studios.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's Ben Maller and time out for the malor Riddle
of the Day. It's made possible by Express Pros. Ready
for a new job, Let Express Employment Professionals help. Express
is hiring for jobs in a variety of industries and
job seekers never pay a fee at Express. Check out
expresspros dot com to find your location. That's Express Pros
(16:20):
DoD com. Here's the malor Riddle of the day. Country
music star Luke Colmbs revealed recently he travels with a
blank while he's out on the road. That is the
Mallur riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know
the answer to the mallur riddle of the day? Alf
(16:40):
the Alien Opiner says he tours Luke Colmbs with plenty
of country music themed merchandise. Alternative answer, he says, all right,
what else do we have about? Page down? We'll skip
over that one his favorite book, Windows for Dummies. Guess
by Dog that's his answer. Alf also says, instead of
(17:04):
his alternative answer, he never leaves home without his stratomatic
baseball game. Well Mark, the full name guy hooked me
up with the stratomatic baseball It was very nice of him.
Late night drug tester says a super glider. He travels
with a super glider. Who else do we have? Snosberry's
guessed by Milkman, Mike and Colorado Page down, We'll skip
(17:26):
over that. He travels with his emotional support snapping turtle
King Rory the answer travels with a basketball guest by
Jay Dott in Utah, A carpool lane cheating doll. Donkey
Sausage says, who else do we have? Page down? Viva
(17:46):
los Vicki says Buenos Diez been the answer to the
riddle of the day. Turns out Lukecomb's travels with a
comb while he's on tour. And does he have all
his hair?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Maybe he doesn't know. It was was hats. Does he
have all this there? I don't know. Dolly Parton was
guessed by Dante. It's a solid country music reference from
a million years ago. A modern day Miss Cleo guessed
by the Milkman Let's see here. He travels with his
cousin Sean Diddy, combs from a Mason in Huntington Beach
(18:19):
and SoCal. A personal food tester guessed by Lawrence who
doesn't need that? Right Lawrence? Wouldn't that be nice to
you know? He can mess with your food? You get
your personal food tester. Stevie Meatballs says he travels with
an Iowa Sam poop knife. There you go, so look
it up. Well, Ioa Sam just used his bare hand.
He didn't need it. He didn't need that.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Lorena took the poop knife.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh she got it.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Okay, I have two of them.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You need them. It depends on what the kind of
diet you have you definitely definitely need them.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Look it's right here.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Wow, look at that. That's very impressive. And is it orange?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Orange?
Speaker 7 (18:56):
But what case she needs it?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's ready. Shouldn't you get a brown one though? Wouldn't
it be better as a brown?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You won't lose it if it's orange, ben, But.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Eventually it turns out brown anyway, so you don't really
there you go? All right, Eddie, do you have an answer? Eddie?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Do you have?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
And it's by the way, you have Fat Daddy in
a beautiful Bellflower's Daddy, you spent your time in Bellflower? Ready?
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Oh yeah, Actually my one of my relatives went to
uh school there at Bosco.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Saint John Bosco was very powerful Bellflower religious in good
high school sports, aid Jo, very good football team. You
had a lot of money. I've been there a few
times as well. But he says, the answer is an
extra shoehorn's that's his answer. That's not.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
That quick trigger finger got got her on the way
down Ford.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Come dad. That was fat Daddy's answer. That was not
the right answer. That was what fat Daddy said was
the right I mean, I know you're excited to hear
Bellflower and you get excited. I get that, but my god,
fat daddy, No, the correct answer is I can't get
to guess. Oh, go ahead, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
He always takes with him his plushy of Sir Perr,
the Carolina Panthers mascot.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Interesting. Interesting, But no, that is incorrect, Eddie. It turns
out's country music star travels with a PGA golf instructor
while he's out on the road, a PGA golf instructor.
That's God. The phones will say hello to Obi, who's
in La Hello, Obi.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Welcome, mister Maler, Good evening, how are you.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
If I was any better, I'd be a pacer, but
not an Indiana pacer. Because they puked all over themselves
in the final minutes of regulation. Final second.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
What a joke job. That was awful.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I'm so happy it wasn't the Clippers that did that.
I can mock them the Pacers.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
As you know, we're traveling across country and we are
in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh you made it to Atlanta the at l Are
you going to go to Magic City?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, you're not. You're not, probably not, probably not.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I guess we were at last when we spoke, I
was we made it to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh, Yeah, how was d C? Did you enjoyed Washington?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, it's beautiful. Everybody should go to Washington, d C.
Once in the lives.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm not I have not been by the way to Washington,
d C. Agree. Now, did you stop by and visit
the ostri Jan, our great p one Ostar Jhn who
lives in d C. Did you visit him?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
No, very rude, He's a legend. Did you go to
any museums while you were in d C?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yes, we went to the African American Medium. Oh you
did absolutely all right? And then today we were in
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. So in Dolly World and that was great,
got a great time?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, Well, how could you not have a good time
at Dolly World? Come on?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Well, the kids had a great time to got it world,
fat and relaxed while they were there.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, while your money disappeared. But it's probably not as
expensive as like Disneyland, right, No, not as expensive and
just as fun.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Where next stop is going to be loved?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's all you're going to You're going to hang on
to buy you all very nice?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
And uh so Atlanta, what's the highlight of Atlanta. What's
the highlight there?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
And I'm going to see some family in Atlanta. It's
will be great.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh cool, all right, great airport, Not that you need
it because you're driving across the country, but a wonderful
airport there is.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's been there once.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, they got to train, they got to train. It's
pretty good. You know, it's big when you've got to
train between terminals at the Atlanta Airport. All right, Well,
save travels, thinkers, Obi's traveling across America. How many kids
are you traveling with? Obi?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Three?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Three kids?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Now, they are they missing school for this? Or are
they above the age of school?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Above the edge of school? One just graduated from college.
That's why we're making the travels great.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
That's great man, Great memories, right, they will have these
memories the rest of their lives. That's wonder exact. And
maybe they'll do this with their kids when they're you know,
a few years down the line. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
One can only hope, one can we hope? All right?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, let's know call tomorrow. Let's know, I'll be
across America. There he goes, he's traveling across.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Are you I assume you're going to talk about this
optical tracking of the first downs there for the NFL.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Will later on, Eddie, we will we will cover that, all.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Right, So teas that Ben's gonna be talking about this
a new way the NFL may be measuring first downs.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Uh yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
So the NFL is old, give me the sticks in
the chain. Uh So, the NFL is going to play
in Brazil. We've seen him play in England and Germany
and Mexico and now possibly Australia. The Melbourne Cricket Club
is in discussions with the NFL about hosting a regular
season game within the next two years. Down Under, down
(23:52):
down on that, we go, Ausse guy, I'm sure will
be heading to that or Ousse Momentum or one of.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Those other Australian guys. What about our guys on Western too? Sure? Okay, whatever.
Now I would do a fun fact, but I don't
want to waste time here because we have to get
to the game and I have to leave time, plenty
of time for the Queen of Hearts. So let's get
right to it.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Here we go, Ben Meller game. We've endured too many
of this?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Is it too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Too much or not enough? And here we go? All right,
let's play the game. Okay, but now I want to
see if hollering and James, are you there, James in Minnesota?
Hollering James, Yeah, okay, Now can you team up? I
want to make this a celebrity all star edition of
(24:38):
Too Much or Not Enough? Are you willing to do that?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
About? How can we make this?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
All right? Let's make this a celebrity edition because we're
going to have a tag team. We've never done this before,
so hollering James is going to team up with Sirius
Sean in Arizona. Hello, Sean, couple of legends. All right,
so you two are together, You're a team. I'll give
you both a golden ticket of you in.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
What a dynamic duo?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
This isn't also the ratings the downloads on this eddie,
Oh my god, holy crap on a cracker. It is
going to be so good. I'm gonna set a record
for downloads. All right, gentlemen, there is the question too
much or not enough? Hey, James, mother, it's been one
year since the Malard Meet and Greek Can you believe
that in Minnesota? One year man, he's overwhelmed with emotion?
(25:27):
Question number one last week. Last week, Jalen Brunson became
the eighth player in NBA history to record five forty
point games in a single postseason, gentlemen, Is that too
much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Too much?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
James says, too much? Sewan? Do you agree, by the way,
with his name? No, it's they're working as a team, Eddie,
I know, he says, no. No, You're James is toleran.
James sewn is on your team? He says, the answers
too much. Do you agree with him?
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right? You agree it's too much? Is it too much? No, Sean,
you should have disagreed. Bad job by you, Bad job
by you. The answer is actually not enough. He is
the eleventh player to a competent question number two, Tag
Team All Star edition of too much or not enough?
Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown have scored thirty or more
points in the same game seven times against the Pacers
(26:26):
during their careers. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (26:31):
John Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
James is deferring to Shaun Sean. Yeah, Sean, what's your
answer to all right? Is he right? That is correct?
Look at that, James, the assist. Good job by you, James,
you pad, Sean got it right, and we move on.
The answer was too much. They have done it five
times against the Pacers, is tied for the most by
(26:56):
any duo against any team since the merger Shack and
against Sacramento. Question number three. The Celtics have the highest
free throw differential this postseason, at plus eighty. Is that
too much or not enough? Gentlemen, I'm gonna say not enough?
(27:17):
You agree.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
All right? They agree not enough. Let's find out. Oh
my god, the All Stars, a couple of Brady acts here.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Not enough.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
The Celtics are at plus ninety three this postseason. The
Pacers are at minus one hundred two in a row.
One more right, answer, you win the game? Can you
feel the excitement here? Hollering James, I see the momentum, Ben,
momentum got your hair? Wow, there's no such thing as momentum, Sean.
(27:51):
You know there's no such thing as momentum, right, Sean?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
Yeah, I guess so, not really?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Have you made any friends? Sean?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
The only friends I got.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Is you that I'm just stuck at home because my
car's been in the.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Shop for a week.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well that's bad for you, but good for us. Good friends.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
Question friends, he's homeless?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right? Hey, hollering James, will you be Siia Seawan's friend?
Hollering James, Yeah, but friend. Okay, I was waiting for that. Okay,
we made we made it. We made it four minutes
without him mentioning Tammy's name. Four minutes. Okay, here we go.
(28:39):
Get this right, gentlemen, you win All Star edition. You're
listening to a Fox Sports radio exchools if nobody else
has this content, because because they actually have good content?
Speaker 9 (28:48):
What what?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, You're just gonna give your golden ticket to Tammy anyway,
So what do you care? All right?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Question one, know you don't.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Question number four, Gean Carlos Stanton has the most golden sombreros.
Do you have a golden sombrero? Hollering James as a
top do you know what a golden sombrero is?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
I'm going to brero as having arrow.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I'm a wow.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Okay, anyway, golden four strikeouts in a baseball game, anyway,
John Carlos Stanton has the most golden sombreros in Major
League Baseball history with twenty five. Is that too much
or not enough? Tag Team All Stars? Who wants to
go first this time? I think I think James said
(29:45):
Shawn should go for Sean.
Speaker 8 (29:49):
I'm gonna go with not enough.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Do you agree with that, James?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I agree that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Let's find out that's a winner.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Oh my god, these all Stars, the times too, the.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Sean.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Are you gonna keep your golden ticket? Sean?
Speaker 8 (30:19):
I'm gonna keep mining.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Hey, ed you look at this, good job, Sean.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
We want Eddie just like No.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Did he had something to do with that? Edie's not
here again? Wait a minute, shut up? Did you Sean?
Did you cheat? Did you and Eddie cheat? I think
you cheated?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
If you were playing with Ben with that was.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
The that was the tail right there, James. This guy
Sean cheated, So I think I did. Not think I
have to take your golden ticket away, James.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
No, I want to keep ticket.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I'm a good wolf.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
You talk, you timber wolf. You talked over him, Edie.
I wanted to use that as a drop you talked. No,
come on, we use Lorada. We need that, James, what
do that again, James, I don't think any talked over
the initial one. I think we got it clean. Nobody
said I'm a tim he said I'm a timberwolf, and
(31:20):
then he did that. I think we have that clean
without Eddie. Okay, all right, James, that's gonna be a
drop Lorada. We need that as a drop, random drop
throughout the Western Conference Finals, which begin tonight on Wednesday night.
All right, gentlemen, amazing James, you're gonna keep that. Yes,
you're not giving that one to Tammy.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
I get a hold that to mine. I want to
be square with Sean.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Sean kind of implied that he cheated with Eddie, So
that's what it sounded like to me. He just he
just he just said, kind of he did, Sean, did
you cheat? Sean?
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I was using mind powers?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, Eddie doesn't have a mind, so that's hard to
do anyway. Listen, but I'm bumped. Thank you, gentlemen. What
an amazing all star group that was. You don't get
that during the day.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
That was quality.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
That was.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
How about that? We will have the Queen of Hearts
if you would like to ask Lorena question and call
up for that eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox
Love life, advice, financial advice, you name it, any kind
of advice, any kind of advice. Loraina has all the answers.
She's the smartest woman in the room. She's the only
woman in the room. But we will have her the
(32:37):
Queen of Hearts and also hashtag Queen of Hearts If
you want to send a question in, We'll get to that.
We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maler
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
The Ben Mahlor shows archived in the audio Volver Posterity say,
giving those working the dreaded day shift a chance to
consume the audio buffaith follow us. Both the Ben Mahler
Show and Fifth Hour with Ben podcasts are always free
and filled with fun for every man, woman and child,
and now live from the ti rack dot com Fox
Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Mallor.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's of It based with rain An.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Clean up Hearts, going to help you, dear rye gear
Riye and I gear Ry and dear Ry.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Heck.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yes, it's the Queen of Hearts on the Ben.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Mallard Showy, Wow, this is great. You ready for questions? Oh?
I'm so ready, all right, Yes, late night drug tester
wants to know when are you too old to wear
your hat backwards? This is a very important conversation. Our colleague,
Colin Cowherd, obsesses about this. But what is your position
as a woman here on wearing your hat backwards?
Speaker 11 (33:59):
I don't think you ever too old. There's always a
good time to wear your hat back.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Where when is a good time when you need to
see better? Or what if you need to look up
at the sky, or what if.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
You're worried about your neck getting burned? You're worried about
the backyard and.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
You don't want to get that. That's horrible. Have you
ever had the back of your neck?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But I have, Yes, the worst I got. I just
get burned a lot back when I used to go
out in the sun. I don't go out in the
sun anymore. I'm a vampire.
Speaker 11 (34:22):
Yeah, it's a fashion choice though, if you want to,
if you want to do that, you know, yes, I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't do that. But when I did, I learned
at some point you learned not your elbows, knees and
like neck area and face, can't you got to avoid
that getting burned? Protect them at all costs, Right, at
all all costs. We have a call for you want
to take a call?
Speaker 9 (34:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Who we got Well, believe it or not, it's hollering James.
He's called back. He certainly needs some love advice. Hello,
hollering James.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Yeah, how do you work out things with Tammy when
you don't think she calls?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
You know?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I think it's one of those things. You got to
just send her good vibes all the time.
Speaker 11 (35:00):
I'm just constantly be thinking about her and be like,
I wonder what Tammy's doing, and then one of these
days she's going to be like, you know what, I
should reach out to holler and James, because that's how
it works.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Wait, wait, James, Like, how often should Tammy be calling
you if it was it was your decision?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
How well, blue moon or every once in a week.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Once away. That's not enough. She's got a job, she's
got a life. She can't call you every day.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You got to give her a reason to want to
keep her personal life.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
I know that understanding.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
I just got to give her time.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, maybe some money.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wow, I don't think he has no money. He can
give golden tickets though, right, that's kind of like money.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, hey, love language and then that with my own.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, all right, go away. Mad Jack has a
question for the Queen of Heart, says, says, do you
believe in aphrodisiacs? And if so, do you use any?
And can you recommend nanny? All right, well, now we're
getting good. I think.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Well, my favorite afrodisiac. We've talked about this before is oysters.
I love oysters. People don't like them, I know. But
at the same time, just to make everyone happy here,
you can make anything an afrodisiac. Okay, just put a
little fun twist on it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Uh huh. Ferg Dog says, what is a polite way
to tell a girl she needs to lose weight?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Mind your business?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay? Should you be direct, Lorena or just buy her
a gym membership? What's the move here?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I used to make a joke. I used to make
a joke with my baby daddy, like if I ever
got fat, like, cut it off of me, throw me
in the gym.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
You know something, you ever can I don't think it's
physically possible for you to get fat. It could happen,
no chance zero.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
She used to fit between this little space here between
the desk, and now she doesn't really today? Oh no, Lorena,
Oh no, but don't tell the woman she's getting fat, Okay,
Like it's okay.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
So she's getting plumped life tell her?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Is Lizzo inspiring you lately?
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, every Thursday to Friday? She inspires me? A Cowboy
Killer says, do women like the bad boy or the
nice guy more? Lorena?
Speaker 11 (37:23):
It's a hard one because they're going to keep the
nice guy around to be their best friend, but you
know the bad boy's gonna get a little farther, a
little faster.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, I think it's the women want the bad boy.
Of course they do.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
It's more exciting, usually a little harder to chase too.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Definitely, all right, Cowboy Killer. Also, we want to know
how fast should your kids meet your new partner? How
about that? Oh that's a tough one, right, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm a mom, so I'm I'm very slow to the.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Meet yeaheah, gotta be like double triple triple check, double check.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, Like they don't even say hi, not even a hello. No,
I have to completely approved first.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I got you? Yeah, all right, you want to take
another call? Yeah, let's do it, all right, I'll see
this guy. I'll see this guy keeps his mouth clean.
He was banned, but he hasn't called the whole, so
we'll see that. Not one guy. Yeah, Angry I was
worried he was gonna I thought he was gonna show
up in Charles and there were rumors, but he didn't
(38:22):
show up. Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Bill, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
How you doing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh he's in a good mood. We're getting happy, Angry Bill.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Happy.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You sound like you're glowing. Are you in love?
Speaker 9 (38:33):
I'm always glowing.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
I'm such a nice guy.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
It's unbelievable glory. I I want to ask you, as
an older man seventy four years old, isn't fair to
ask the woman to pay for half the viagara?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Is she getting half of the pleasure out of it?
Speaker 9 (38:51):
But she's believing she's going to get the full pleasure.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
But no, Angry Bill, can't you buy the generic brand
by my aun?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
We have that.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
They don't work for me.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
I gotta have the rule.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
You gotta have the real deal.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Try some oysters.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm matter how.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Those go for you.
Speaker 9 (39:08):
I pay one hundred dollars dinner, okay, and spend another
thirty five hours on a one pill and then she's
gonna want to go at least two three times. It's
over two hundred dollar. Bill, you got to pick up.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Half the time.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
These are a problem you get your seventies, These are problems.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Bill.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
I think you're pretty lucky to get a lady with
you at seventy four. Maybe she's just your blessings and
keep on footing the bill.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Okay, isn't true? The older guy more real, quick, double
Mexican in a long distant relationship.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Good or bad, they're great. Great, gotta be really patient
and loving.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The queen of hearts everywhere
Host
Ben Maller
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Monster: BTK
'Monster: BTK', the newest installment in the 'Monster' franchise, reveals the true story of the Wichita, Kansas serial killer who murdered at least 10 people between 1974 and 1991. Known by the moniker, BTK – Bind Torture Kill, his notoriety was bolstered by the taunting letters he sent to police, and the chilling phone calls he made to media outlets. BTK's identity was finally revealed in 2005 to the shock of his family, his community, and the world. He was the serial killer next door. From Tenderfoot TV & iHeartPodcasts, this is 'Monster: BTK'.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.