July 7, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about reports that the Toronto Argonauts have the negotiation rights to Shedeur Sanders should he make his way over to the CFL, chatter over the weekend implying 'positivity' regarding Trey Hendrickson and the Bengals negotiations, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Oh maha, oh maha, omaha. Here we go.
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It's our numb birth three, our number three, and it's
all ready for you in our three.
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It's some football talk.
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Any advice you want to give Shadhar Sanders after the
CFL negotiating Riots were acquired by the Toronto Argonauts.
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We learned over the weekend.
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Also, what do you say to those who believe Shudhur
Sanders is quote too good for the Canadian Football League.
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We'll talk about that.
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Also, some chatter over the weekend of positivity regarding disgruntled
defensive star Trey Hendrickson and the Cincinnati football team. How
does that one hit you? We'll take a look at
that as well. Right now here it is our number three.
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the advice line, but we begin with this.
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Toronto we go. Now.
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I'm not gonna sit here and talk about the Blue Jays,
who are raking right now. Kicked the Angels ass over
the weekend after beating up the Yankees, and the Blue
Jays are on a burner. They're on a burner, as
the kids like to say, They're on they're a wagon,
the Toronto blue Jays. But this is about Toronto, but
not the Blue Jays. It is about the spawn of Dion.
The Spawn of Dion always good for sports talk radio chatter.
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And if you don't know why, if you haven't figured
out it's because you did not pay attention over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Bad job by you.
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One of the biggest stories of the NFL off season,
and the NFL training camps will open up in less
than a week. The Chargers will start training camp less
than a week from now. But the story here, one
of the big storylines we were talking about over the
last couple of months has been all about now Brown's quarterback.
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He's buried down the depth chart. Shadu Sanders. Now Sanders
popped up on a list, and I know Terry and
England loves lists. So Shadur sanders name popped up on
a list the Toronto Argonauts, that is a Canadian Football
League team.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Nico knows that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So the Toronto Argonauts have been awarded the rights to
Shadur Sanders if he wants to play in the Canadian
Football League. Now it is just a procedual move. It's
just a paperwork move at this point, that's all. It
is just filling out some documents online. So, well, this
player wants to play in the CFL, he's going to
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be playing for us because we have the option of
signing that player. And this is a standard situation. So
let us discuss. The question is as follows, do you
have any advice, any advice you would like to give?
Should Sanders after the CFL negotiating rights were acquired by
the Toronto Argonauts his rights over the recent days. So
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I've got Saskatoon berry pie, ice cube and Lee Corso
and we will combine these three random things together and
we are going to put the biscuit in the basket,
is what we're going to do. So first of all,
do we have advice? Yes, we have four hours of
advice every night we give advice, so absolutely we have
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some advice here and now we have been providing unsolicited
wisdom and knowledge for over twenty years behind the powerful
microphones of FSR. So we in honor of Shaatedur Sanders
and Dion Sanders, we have now activated the Malard think Tank.
So Shadeur Sanders, after a minutes long deliberation on the
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available information about this particular story, we have determined that
your Darth Sanders should trade the dog pound for a
big pound of poutine, a full pound of that delicious
Canadian gift to the world poutine. And no real, I'm
not kidding, by the way, I'm go go North pack
your bag, grab your passport, easy to get through customs
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there at the airport in Canada, and head to the
Great North and go for it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You chow down.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I know Toronto's far from Saskatoon, but you can have
that Saskatoon berry pie. You got the poutine because if
your choice and these are the options. Now maybe I'm
wrong on this, but the way I read the room,
here are the options right now we do the show today,
So here are the options for your Durth Sanders. You're
either the clipboard jockey right clipboard Jesus behind Joe Flacco
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and his fossilized arm who's hanging out there in Cleveland,
Kenny Pickett who's rebooted but he still sucks. And then
you've got Dylan Gabriel. Maybe someday he'll be all right.
Possibly just kind.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Of hang in there and yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Or the other option is, rather than sit behind Joe
Flacco and Kenny Pickett and even Dick and Dayton's favorite
Bernie Cozar, you go to Canada and Wai La press though.
You got a chance to play some real football. And
when you peel back the curtain, as we like to do,
when you peel back the curtain. Shadura Sanders not getting
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first team reps in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That is a dead, give way dead now he's not even.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Getting second team reps from what one of the stories said.
And he's essentially, the way I read the room, he's
the fourth guy in a three man race, which isn't good.
And it's kind of like at the table, you have
that extra fork that you don't really need, but they
have that at the table. That's essentially what he is.
He's the just in case and maybe we'll catch lightning
in a bottle guy. That's it. And so that is
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not really a map, that is not a plan. That
is not a GPS path to salvation at the quarterback position.
It is not, it is not. It's basically in the
waiting room. There's no magazine. There's not even elevator music
playing in the background. They're just sitting there. So Shadur
in Toronto, though, I'm all.
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For it, he'd be the.
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Biggest thing there. There's nobody on the Raptors that's a household.
And then the Blue Jays are playing well right now,
but they're not that popular. It's all about shoulder. If
he went to the to the Argonauts, he'd be the
biggest thing since Drake if he went in there. And
the CFL this it doesn't have the razmataz, it does
not have the glitz and glamour of the.
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National Football League. However, even though they've got that kind of.
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Hokey wider field thing, the goal post is right there
at the front of the end zone. In the back
of it, it's a faster pace.
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Of the game.
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They do have a history in my lifetime, and I
occasionally watch a Canadian Football leagu game, they have a
history of taking the flotsam and jetsam of the US,
and some of those guys go there the cast offs,
the castaways, and they end up reinventing themselves and then
they go back to the NFL and they become legends.
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Warren Moon is in the Pro Football Hall of Fame
was a Canadian.
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Football League quarterback.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Doug FLUTEI a legend in the NFL, but he really
was a legend of the Canadian Football League. And Jeff
Garcia was always crisp when he got to the forty
nine ers that he did his time in the Canadian
Football League. So those are three examples right off the
top of my head, and So these are guys that
you can go case by case, but would not get
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a sniff generally speaking, in the NFL until they went
to the Great White North and they drank a lot
of molson ate, a lot of poutine, and next thing
you know, they were back. They were back in the NFL. Now, secondly,
the other argument here, as we continue and advance the conversation,
the other argument is, well, well, what would you say
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to those who claim should Sanders is too good?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
He's too big a name, too big a name to
go to the Canadian FOOTBA League.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's below him, it's below shoulder Sanders to go to
the Canadian Football.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
League, the CFL.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So, in the immortal words of the Great ice Cube,
check yourself before you wreck yourself. That's what I say.
He's obviously not too good for the Canadian Football League,
Shuldar Sanders.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Now, he was a good college quarterback at Colorado against
usual substandard opponents.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He put up some big numbers. Against better teams not.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So much, and he slid to the fifth round for
a reason that you can say that's bias against Dion Sanders.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You can claim that they're trying to roll him back.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
His giant ego that he got out of control, and
there's a lot of factors to it, a lot of
variables to it. At the bottom lizes he was a fifth
round draft pick and people were talking about him prior
to the draft being drafted. Will you be drafted in
the top fifteen? Is he going to be drafting the
top five? Will you be drafted in the first round?
He went all the way down to the fifth round.
So clearly there's some flaws, there's some imperfections, if you will.
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And with that.
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Being said, he has a chance to prove the scouts wrong.
But you really don't have a chance to do.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That if you're not playing for the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So you gotta play and walking around with the clipboard
and a headset biting your fingernails is not going.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
To get you on the field. And you know.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Warming up as the guy the quarterback throws to the
starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You wouldn't need me that guy. You wouldn't need me
on the roster game.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Day if you're the fourth string quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.
So Toronto, it would appear they I'm not following the
Canadian footall league day to day, but some of our
friends who I met in Canada and Vancouver, one in
particular emailed me and said, well, they're having some issues
over there, the Argonauts at the quarterback position, if had
some injuries or whatever. So whether that's Sue or not,
I'd have to go look at the depth chart of
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the Toronto Argonauts. I'm not quite there yet, but here's
the point, right, you go there, if you should hear Sanders,
you go there and and you're apparently wanted. The Argonauts
have you on this list for a reason, and you
go where you can be the guy, uh and not
behind the guy who's behind the guy, but you can
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be the guy if.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You feel me.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
If you feel me on that, and so you can
go write your own story and all that. And there
have been others that have done it, and it doesn't
happen all the time, doesn't work out all the time,
but you're not going to be just some footnote behind
someone else. And if it works, if should ear Sanders
is that great and goes and lights up the Canadian
Football League and is wild, then suddenly you come back
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and you're like, well, is this guy the next Warren Moon?
Is he the next Doug Flutie, Jeff Garcia and and
the NFL will come calling. The NFL will absolutely come calling.
All right, Now, a final thought, we pivot away from
all kinda da and we go to Cincinnati, the Cincinnati Bungals.
Some chatter over the weekend. You see this, No, some
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positive vibrations, as the astrology insider Andrea would say, the
astrology lady, some positive vibrations regarding disgruntled pass rush superstar
Trey Hendrickson and the Cincinnati football team. So how does
that one hit you?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The report was rather vague. The report was rather vague.
But how does that hit me? Well, we're supposed to
believe here that the Bengals and Trey Hendrickson have essentially
gotten together. They're talking, they're negotiating, they're holding hands, and
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they're skipping towards a contract extension, and they're about to
roast marshmallows and sing kumbai h. And my response to that,
that line of thinking is police, Yeah, yeah, I will
believe it when I see Mike Brown and the other
big shots there in Cincinnati walk Trey Hendrickson into the
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Bengals offices with a pen in one hand and a
check in the other. One of those giant cartoon checks.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That they give out when you win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, so put me in the skeptical box. I'm in
the skeptical box. That's where I am.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And yeah, so they've resumed talks. Whooped? He damn do
they resume talks?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And Hendrickson has been spotty, spotty his attendance in the
off season, and so he does seem like the kind
of guy that's been preparing for a long drawn out,
hostile negotiation does not seem like he's someone who's planning
on ending that anytime.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So, of course, a lot of this is what you're
supposed to do. You've got to play.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Play the role, as you know, and so let's not
confuse Regardless of that, let's not confuse the dialogue, whatever
dialogue there is with a deal being on the horizon.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I just I don't get that sense.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
And we're talking about the ben Gals is what we're
talking about here, And the same Bengals who treat guaranteed
money like it's radioactive, right, they do not want to
get near it. And they had to do it, and
they did it, and they didn't want to do it.
They did it with Jamar Chase. They did it with
t Higgins. They handed out these giant, jumbo size contracts
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to keep Joe Burrow happy. And so that leaves Hendrickson
as the last man's stunding, begging for the big money
of the Big three, of the Big three. And the
quote Lee Corso, the idea that all of a sudden,
the Bengals are going to pay him to I say,
not so fast, my friend. Not so fast, my friend.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Is what I say.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I could be proven wrong, deal could be announced later today.
I don't buy it. I don't buy it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And the chatter says that the Bengals offer is like
twelve million dollars a year less than what Miles Garrett
is getting the record breaking contract that Miles Garrett got
from the Cleveland Browns. So if that's the case of
that reporting is accurate, that's a big gap to close.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's a rather large gap to close. And so, yeah,
they're talking that is happening. Also happening all over.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The country are July thunderstorms happens all over the place.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
There And so it does not mean that you leave
the umbrella at home.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You take the umbrella with you and all that stuff
and that's the way it goes until Hendrickson clicks on
the docu sign.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He clicks the.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Button in docu sign and so you hit return on that.
The standoff continues in the Cold War. Don't get fooled
by warm words. And the great thing about this is well,
the report over the weekends all yeah, Trey Hendrickson, the
Bengals are having some positive conversations later today or tomorrow.
Oh no, they're still at loggerheads. They're still at loggerheads.
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It's not getting any better.
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Mallor Riddle of the day. Engineers from the United Kingdom
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have taught in quotes mushrooms how to blank. That is
the question. What is the answer? Let's see anyone know
the answer. Let's see here Page and Donkey Sausage to
give you a power up the sausage. That's right, you
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knew that years ago. Donkey sash is playing arcade games
one hundred percent the power up. I forty Ian says
they've taught mushrooms how to trip on LSD with Ringo
Star on his eighty fifth birthday, which is today.
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From I forty Ian.
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Ferg Dog says to walk and talk just like in
Super Mario Brothers. That that is the correct answer to
become ball boys at Wimbledon. From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
Mallard prop Guy says, the scientists have taught the mushroom
to make Governor Gavin.
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Newsom's dreams come true. All right? Who else do we
have about?
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Lady Cyburns says taught the mushrooms how to make balloon animals.
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That that's the answer.
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Alf the alien ol Pina says they taught mushrooms how
to blow snot rockets boom just like that. Just Josh
in Cincinnati says engineers in the UK have taught mushroom
rooms how to hallucinate.
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That is the correct answer. John got this right, clearly cheating. JT.
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The Wingman says to do the chicken dance like Merton Hanks. Right,
the chicken dance. Gotta do the chicken dance. Who else
do we have page Dwand mister Irrigation says they have
taught mushrooms how to work a fast food counter. So
he says, who else do we have a page? Dan
Doug or Douglas in Mississippi says scientists have taught mushrooms
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how to make whoopee? Ozzie says how to do a
blair in Maine is the correct answer?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Who else? Page down? I want to read that on
the air. All right, Lorena, do you have an answer? Lorraine?
I think they taught them how to do the macarena,
the moch arena. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But the engineers in the United Kingdom have taught mushrooms
how to play music using bionic All.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Now, I love this story for a couple of reasons.
All right, First of all, it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Number two, there are many people that become vegetarians because they.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Don't want to eat a living thing, and they believe
eating animals is terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But if you can teach if you can teach a
mushroom how to play music, then this ruins all of
those vegetarians who do not eat meat.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It must just be devastating. It's alive.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
If you're eating mushrooms. You're eating something that's alive, and
that's not right. And so you must just go eat
like a big burger now because you've eaten mushrooms. And
mushrooms can be trained to play music. There's there's a
video that went viral over the weekend, and and the
fungus right there, the power of the fung guy, the
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power of the fun guy. You cannot mess with the
fun It's called the Let's say, helon out to a legend,
an absolute legend. He's calling earlier than normal, but when
he's on hold, he jumps to the front line. We
say hello to Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Hello Dick, Good morning, Ben and crew. How are you
give me a little taste of that Dick? I was
any better?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'd be sure, dere, but not sure her Sanders because
he's buried on your brown stepth chart Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
You know I'm worried about Ben.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
What's that.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
I've been a little busy here at the UH. You
know it's stony red, doing some activities and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
What kind of activities are you doing? Before we talk
about sports, what have you been doing? You've been playing
like UH with dodgeball. You've been doing dodgeball.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Hy bingo, and then we played d stumped the panel
and then we do exercises. Then we go outside to
listen to He either puts country or the rock and
roll music on his Uh he's got a radio. I
think it's uh uh it's by iHeart. It's really good
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and people have a good time.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But so you're doing all kind of that sounds like
you're having a good time. Then you're in, you're settling in,
You've made some new friends. Good good, all right, you're
very so you're a very social guy.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Right, yeah, I haven't been playing much.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You know, since I I have an idea. I got
an idea. Why don't you form a band with some
of the people you're living with? Now, get a band again?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
We are I do get to do a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay, And what's the what's the name? Do we have
a name? Have you thought of a name for the
new band?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Could it could be the Stony Stony Ridge Picking Party?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay, all right, we might have the Stony Ridge Dicken Party.
No picking.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, we might touch that up a little bit. Dick,
you touch your work up. But I think that's a
great idea and you guys have to get that down.
Are you going to be the band director? You're in
charge of me because you're a professional, You've been in many.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Bands over the years, Taren, Karen and I do. Uh,
I'm part of the activities with Jennifer and uh yeah, Lexi.
It's it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Now do they know to the I'm sure the women
that are impressed that you, of course are a famous
sports radio caller to the do the ladies know you're
the fame of Dick and Date and the power of
Dick and Date?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Do they understand that.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
I did want to tell you something though, I'm worried
about the guardians.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Is everything okay, Dick? I feel like I feel like
you're in a Hospital's everything all right? I'm concern there's noise.
It sounds like you're not in a You're not in
a bed, are you You're okay? Right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well that was just an alarm going off, but okay.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
All right, you got me scared a little bit as
I'm worried that this is something your pulse was going
on or something I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
But okay, So when are you gonna are you gonna
come this July to see me.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, we're we're looking. I'm still waiting on the on
the exact day. It's probably gonna be more August than
July at this point, probably more.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yeah, look forward to it.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I feel like I have to go now. I mean,
you're looking forward to it. I want to see you.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Everyone wants to meet you, and it's a big deal.
So we'll figure it out and I'll I promise, I'll
let you know. And you said you have the same number, right,
you haven't changed numbers. You got the same number.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's the same number one night.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, okay, don't give you don't need to give it out. No,
no't give it up. I got you all right.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And you're still watching your sports a little bit or no,
you're just you're so social. You don't have time to
watch your sports because you're you know.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
I haven't been to the group much. I need a ride,
you know. I think my car is over and Eddie's
going to probably sell it.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So, oh, you're selling your car? All right? Well, people
need hey first, they want to come see you. You're
Dick and Dayton. Everyone wants to hang out with Dick
and Dayton. Of course they do. You all right, have
a great thank you, Dick, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
All right, there you goes Dick and Dayton where he goes,
only he knows well. He seems like he's in better spirits.
And then we talked to him. I guess it was
last week and that did not did not. He not
seem like he was doing very well last week.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But he seems like he's doing better, So that's good.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Still waiting word on my and my plans and then
once I get that settle, hopefully sometime this week.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I thought it would be last week it did not happen.
Who else do we have? Let's see, uh a Bideon.
I'm sure I'm pushering that name. I don't know who
this person is.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But they wrote it's this legendary Mallard monologue. Solid case
for Shirdur Sanders to go become an Argo, solid fifteen
minutes pumping the tires on the Canadian Football League.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Free pootine, next time in Canada.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Okay, Well, I did eat at every major poutine restaurant
in Vancouver, but I'm I'm willing to explore other provinces
of Canada and the birthplace of the poutine, which is
over in Quebec.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You go over there.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Some good poutine in Ontario pretty much anyway, check it out,
and why not?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Why not? So there was a moment that went viral.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
If you saw this or not, it was, Yes, it
was on a Sunday and a person saying the seventh
inning stretch at Wrigley Field, who normally you have to
be famous to do this, and they got booed loudly
booed by the fans at Wrigley Field during the seventh
inning stretch, and so this went viral. Someone named Alex Cooper,
(28:33):
a woman named Alex Cooper, and the way the story
is going around, I was like, I'm supposed to know
who this is. I've never heard of this woman. I
have no idea who she is. So I did a
little digging.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I guess she hosts a podcast. It's named Call Her Daddy.
I know of that one. I've never heard of this woman.
I mean, how is she famous? She's very famous, I
never I have no idea if she is. I have
no idea I have.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I've never heard of her. I saw a photover she
looks like just every other woman, like she's nothing. She's
not hotter or anything. He's a normal looking woman. I
don't I don't understand, like I don't, I don't get
like I do a podcast. I think why I should
throw out the I should do the seventh thing. She
tend to just like some rhythm dance or something. I'm
glad she got booed out of Wrigley Field. She basically
(29:26):
urinated all over the ghost of Harry Carey, the great
Harry Carey who started that tradition at Wrigley Field back
in the day. But who's booking things for the Chicago Cups?
And Cups are doing pretty well on the field, but
you're booking know your audience.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Know that, Like Cubs don't know who that is. They
have no idea, Like why would you put her out there? Why?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't understand, like she's some no name woman that
doesn't congratulations.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Everyone doesn't I got a podcast. I think you made
a valid point there, Ben, That is the wrong audience.
If I know who who she is. Yeah, this is
the wrong audience. It's a wrong clearly the wrong audience. Well,
a bad job by them. An attractive woman, he's not
that much.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
He's a average, she's nothing special, and she does know
how to sing she embarrassed herself at Wrigley Field.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
That was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Doug writes in from Mississippi, says, I must have missed it.
But why is Dick and Dayton in a assisted living facility? Well, Doug,
you missed it, he called in. I think it was
last week or in the last couple of weeks, And yeah,
he was living. The woman he was living with was
also an older woman, and she had fallen on some
hard times and so she had to move. And then,
(30:37):
as a result the trickle down effect, unfortunately, our friend,
the great Dick and Dayton also had to relocate. It's
a shame, mister irrigation, writes In, says, but and I
will tell you, Doug, he Dick and Dayton sounded pretty
bummed out. We talked to him, like I said, in
the last ten days or so. He seemed pretty bummed out.
But he seems no better. He's adjusting to his new environment.
(31:01):
Mister Irrigation rights and says, if you dance with a mushroom,
who leads? Wonderful question, mister Irrigation, just an absolute wonderful question,
no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
All right, it is the Ben Maler Show.
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Speaker 1 (32:05):
Out of bounds. Those are all options.
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But we will have the Insta Advice Line unscreened radio.
The safety net is about to come off.
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We'll get to that.
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We'll take plenty of phone calls so that we'll give
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Speaker 1 (33:20):
Who got here with you talking to son? If here
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Speaker 2 (33:24):
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Speaker 1 (33:35):
The safety and need is off by the way, Justin
and Cincinnati is gonna love this.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Robbie the Mariner fan knows who this Alex Cooper is,
so that the jokes right themselves.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Holy crap, Robbie, my god, what's wrong with you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Anyway, who needs our advice in the world of sports
right now? The wacky, wacky world of sports. So we
talked about this at the top of the hour. I
think it's appropriate. The Toronto until Argonauts are interested in
Shaudeur Sanders, so any career advice. Shoudur Sanders is buried
on the Cleveland brown depth chart. He's behind the fossilized
Joe Flacco. The we know he can't play Kenny Pickett
(34:14):
and others on the Browns depth chart. The Toronto Argonauts
have mild interest in him. So any advice, any advice
to Shudur Sanders. You're live on the air when you
hear my voice at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
we'll start out.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
With you online one. Hello, line one, you're on the
airline one.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Dang, it's a timmy to complain to find a good
lo Lorrena to play the Melice song without her name
in it. I think so, yes, all right, yes, that
song Hello. A lot We have a bunch of song.
We should play them all. There's a tons of twenty
years of songs. People have said it.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
That line too. You're on the airline too. Hello, s.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's right for dog Glad you're back, Fergie Caller. You're
on the air line number four. Hello, line four, Yeah,
Mona Dome.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Now you remember when the National Smith's the name to
Natanos on their uniform.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh yeah, that's the great Rick and Maryland from morning Time.
Let's go. Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello,
all right, thank you for that. Line three.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
We'll go to you on the line five. Hello, line five.
It's the instat advice line. We are giving advice. We're
giving wisdom to Shader Sanders. The Toronto Argonauts are interested.
It's currently with the Cleveland Browns. Hello, line number five.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
I give the music a ga wie.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Okay, thank you. Line six, you're on the air Hello,
line six. All the legends are out.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Line six. Hello.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
If he's playing in the AFC North, he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Be running for his life. All right. Just Sean the
hood guy. Let's say hello. Line one, you're on the
air number one. Hello, Happy birthday, Roberto. That's right, Happy birthday.
Where's my baseball? Where's my baseball? Line two, you're on
the airline too, Hello.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Bring heady in the chefs back there you go?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
All right, Well I didn't get rid of him. Talk
to management. Line three. You're on the Airline three. Hello,
you was a bad name. That's all right.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Look that blind Scott making his way on the show
early and no mention of Fred Toucher. Line four, Hello,
line four, Yeah, that's not the real Pokey Pokey Pokey.
That's a fake guy. We're doing the instant Advice line
at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. These are
unscreened phone calls, as you can tell by listening. We're
(36:26):
giving advice to Shooter Sanders, the Browns quarterback. The Toronto
Argonauts are interested. Hello Line five.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Umbo.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, not a lot of gumbo in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I don't think Line six is not paying attention because
their radios turned all the way up.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Bad job by you, Line six. Let's go back to
line number one. Hello, Line one, instant advice line for
Shooter Sanders. Hello, Line one, start the morning.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Oh there's Rick and Maryland getting any in line too.
See you got a call so Rick can't get in
a third time. Hello, line number two.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Line two, you're on the air Line two, not paying attention.
We'll jump over the line. Let's go to line five.
We'll jump all the way over to line five.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Hello, line five down on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
All right, we'll move on from that. Line six.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Hello, line six, you're on the air advice to Shuder Sanders.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Line six, bats have kick some abs. Thank you, all right, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Line number one, Hello, line it's the instant advice line.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You got any word?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Dirty word?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, thank you. Please don't say dirty words. God it
got cursed on the air Line two. Your next.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's the insta advice line for shoulder standers. Kathy and Madison.
By the way, says, go Canada. That's what she is,
says Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Line number three. Hello, line three, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
You'll never beat Patrick Mahon.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Line number for Hello, line four. Your you're on the
airline four. We're giving career advice to Schedur Sanders. The
Toronto Argonauts are interested. That's a Canadian Football League team.
The Cleveland Browns are the team he's with right now.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hello, line number four, do you play to win the game? Okay?
Thank you. Yes, you clearly do. Line five.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You're next, hel Hello, line five. Line five is not there.
We'll go to line six, line six.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Hello, line six, don't do a lost cat magnet.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh that's one of the great commercials in the history
of Fox Sports Radio that goes back twenty plus years.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Line number one. Hello, line one, you're on the air.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Number one when the Bronx, when the Browns cut him.
He can play for the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, no, I don't think you can play for the
dog Maybe the Astros.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hello, line two. You're on the airline too, Hello, do the.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Dunk contest this here? LEBRONI, Yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
That for our friend in Bakersfield who called in. Let'ee
putting him on hold. We'll go over here. Yes, I'll
call it. You're on the air Line three, Hello caller three.
Good ah, right, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
And yeah, you're in a Hello. Hello, line four, Hello,
line four, not paying attention. We'll go to line five. Hello,
line five, you're on the air.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
You better say your prayers. Prayer.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh man, watch out for the hul Comania is gonna
come get you. Hello, line six, you're on the Airline.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Six, mister Ben Miller.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yes, Line one, you're on. It's the insta advice line.
Get in and get off the air quickly. At eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox the Extended Dance Remix version,
we're giving advice to Shooter Sanders as a quarterback, not
a good one who's trying to make the Cleveland Browns roster.
The Toronto Argonauts are interested. We're giving career advice. Line one, Hello,
(39:49):
I did not Line one hung up while they were
on the air. Bad job by line one. Let's go
to line two. Hello, line two, I.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Just go up to Rick get in a third time.
How do you like that? O?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Take that Rick and Maryland.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Line number four Hello, line four, No, that's not the
real that's not the real one. That's a fake version
of the I know the authentic original version, and.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
That's not it. Line number five, Hello, line five three times?
Oh no, that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's your fault, you other people, that's your fault. You
didn't call in Rick and Maryland three times. That schmuck
got in morning time. Line six. That's three more games
than the Nationals are gonna win the rest of the year.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Hello, line number six, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Did your daddy to be the coach.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay, there you go, put your daddy in there. Line one,
you're next.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's the instant advice line unscreened radio for Shader Sanders,
who's got interest from the Toronto Argonauts.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Hello, line one, tell him to get in where he
fits in. Okay, get in where he fits him. We'll
do one more, only one more of us good. I'll
take credit of non blim coop quickly.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Last six, Line six, last one advice to Shoulder saying
this line sixture on the air.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Could you do for you?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
What do you say? Somebot? I don't understand. I couldn't
hear you.
Oh maha, oh maha, omaha. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's our numb birth three, our number three, and it's
all ready for you in our three.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's some football talk.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Any advice you want to give Shadhar Sanders after the
CFL negotiating Riots were acquired by the Toronto Argonauts.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We learned over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Also, what do you say to those who believe Shudhur
Sanders is quote too good for the Canadian Football League.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Also, some chatter over the weekend of positivity regarding disgruntled
defensive star Trey Hendrickson and the Cincinnati football team. How
does that one hit you? We'll take a look at
that as well. Right now here it is our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Eye.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Ain't that Canadian bacon? Or is he welcome? In the
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
Toronto we go. Now.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm not gonna sit here and talk about the Blue Jays,
who are raking right now. Kicked the Angels ass over
the weekend after beating up the Yankees, and the Blue
Jays are on a burner. They're on a burner, as
the kids like to say, They're on they're a wagon,
the Toronto blue Jays. But this is about Toronto, but
not the Blue Jays. It is about the spawn of Dion.
The Spawn of Dion always good for sports talk radio chatter.
(02:36):
And if you don't know why, if you haven't figured
out it's because you did not pay attention over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Bad job by you.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
One of the biggest stories of the NFL off season,
and the NFL training camps will open up in less
than a week. The Chargers will start training camp less
than a week from now. But the story here, one
of the big storylines we were talking about over the
last couple of months has been all about now Brown's quarterback.
(03:04):
He's buried down the depth chart. Shadu Sanders. Now Sanders
popped up on a list, and I know Terry and
England loves lists. So Shadur sanders name popped up on
a list the Toronto Argonauts, that is a Canadian Football
League team.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Nico knows that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So the Toronto Argonauts have been awarded the rights to
Shadur Sanders if he wants to play in the Canadian
Football League. Now it is just a procedual move. It's
just a paperwork move at this point, that's all. It
is just filling out some documents online. So, well, this
player wants to play in the CFL, he's going to
(03:45):
be playing for us because we have the option of
signing that player. And this is a standard situation. So
let us discuss. The question is as follows, do you
have any advice, any advice you would like to give?
Should Sanders after the CFL negotiating rights were acquired by
the Toronto Argonauts his rights over the recent days. So
(04:09):
I've got Saskatoon berry pie, ice cube and Lee Corso
and we will combine these three random things together and
we are going to put the biscuit in the basket,
is what we're going to do. So first of all,
do we have advice? Yes, we have four hours of
advice every night we give advice, so absolutely we have
(04:33):
some advice here and now we have been providing unsolicited
wisdom and knowledge for over twenty years behind the powerful
microphones of FSR. So we in honor of Shaatedur Sanders
and Dion Sanders, we have now activated the Malard think Tank.
So Shadeur Sanders, after a minutes long deliberation on the
(04:55):
available information about this particular story, we have determined that
your Darth Sanders should trade the dog pound for a
big pound of poutine, a full pound of that delicious
Canadian gift to the world poutine. And no real, I'm
not kidding, by the way, I'm go go North pack
your bag, grab your passport, easy to get through customs
(05:18):
there at the airport in Canada, and head to the
Great North and go for it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You chow down.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I know Toronto's far from Saskatoon, but you can have
that Saskatoon berry pie. You got the poutine because if
your choice and these are the options. Now maybe I'm
wrong on this, but the way I read the room,
here are the options right now we do the show today,
So here are the options for your Durth Sanders. You're
either the clipboard jockey right clipboard Jesus behind Joe Flacco
(05:46):
and his fossilized arm who's hanging out there in Cleveland,
Kenny Pickett who's rebooted but he still sucks. And then
you've got Dylan Gabriel. Maybe someday he'll be all right.
Possibly just kind.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Of hang in there and yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Or the other option is, rather than sit behind Joe
Flacco and Kenny Pickett and even Dick and Dayton's favorite
Bernie Cozar, you go to Canada and Wai La press though.
You got a chance to play some real football. And
when you peel back the curtain, as we like to do,
when you peel back the curtain. Shadura Sanders not getting
(06:24):
first team reps in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That is a dead, give way dead now he's not even.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Getting second team reps from what one of the stories said.
And he's essentially, the way I read the room, he's
the fourth guy in a three man race, which isn't good.
And it's kind of like at the table, you have
that extra fork that you don't really need, but they
have that at the table. That's essentially what he is.
He's the just in case and maybe we'll catch lightning
in a bottle guy. That's it. And so that is
(06:53):
not really a map, that is not a plan. That
is not a GPS path to salvation at the quarterback position.
It is not, it is not. It's basically in the
waiting room. There's no magazine. There's not even elevator music
playing in the background. They're just sitting there. So Shadur
in Toronto, though, I'm all.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
For it, he'd be the.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Biggest thing there. There's nobody on the Raptors that's a household.
And then the Blue Jays are playing well right now,
but they're not that popular. It's all about shoulder. If
he went to the to the Argonauts, he'd be the
biggest thing since Drake if he went in there. And
the CFL this it doesn't have the razmataz, it does
not have the glitz and glamour of the.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
National Football League. However, even though they've got that kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hokey wider field thing, the goal post is right there
at the front of the end zone. In the back
of it, it's a faster pace.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Of the game.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
They do have a history in my lifetime, and I
occasionally watch a Canadian Football leagu game, they have a
history of taking the flotsam and jetsam of the US,
and some of those guys go there the cast offs,
the castaways, and they end up reinventing themselves and then
they go back to the NFL and they become legends.
(08:13):
Warren Moon is in the Pro Football Hall of Fame
was a Canadian.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Football League quarterback.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Doug FLUTEI a legend in the NFL, but he really
was a legend of the Canadian Football League. And Jeff
Garcia was always crisp when he got to the forty
nine ers that he did his time in the Canadian
Football League. So those are three examples right off the
top of my head, and So these are guys that
you can go case by case, but would not get
(08:39):
a sniff generally speaking, in the NFL until they went
to the Great White North and they drank a lot
of molson ate, a lot of poutine, and next thing
you know, they were back. They were back in the NFL. Now, secondly,
the other argument here, as we continue and advance the conversation,
the other argument is, well, well, what would you say
(09:02):
to those who claim should Sanders is too good?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
He's too big a name, too big a name to
go to the Canadian FOOTBA League.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's below him, it's below shoulder Sanders to go to
the Canadian Football.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
League, the CFL.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So, in the immortal words of the Great ice Cube,
check yourself before you wreck yourself. That's what I say.
He's obviously not too good for the Canadian Football League,
Shuldar Sanders.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Now, he was a good college quarterback at Colorado against
usual substandard opponents.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He put up some big numbers. Against better teams not.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
So much, and he slid to the fifth round for
a reason that you can say that's bias against Dion Sanders.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You can claim that they're trying to roll him back.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
His giant ego that he got out of control, and
there's a lot of factors to it, a lot of
variables to it. At the bottom lizes he was a fifth
round draft pick and people were talking about him prior
to the draft being drafted. Will you be drafted in
the top fifteen? Is he going to be drafting the
top five? Will you be drafted in the first round?
He went all the way down to the fifth round.
So clearly there's some flaws, there's some imperfections, if you will.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And with that.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Being said, he has a chance to prove the scouts wrong.
But you really don't have a chance to do.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
That if you're not playing for the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So you gotta play and walking around with the clipboard
and a headset biting your fingernails is not going.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
To get you on the field. And you know.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Warming up as the guy the quarterback throws to the
starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You wouldn't need me that guy. You wouldn't need me
on the roster game.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Day if you're the fourth string quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.
So Toronto, it would appear they I'm not following the
Canadian footall league day to day, but some of our
friends who I met in Canada and Vancouver, one in
particular emailed me and said, well, they're having some issues
over there, the Argonauts at the quarterback position, if had
some injuries or whatever. So whether that's Sue or not,
I'd have to go look at the depth chart of
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the Toronto Argonauts. I'm not quite there yet, but here's
the point, right, you go there, if you should hear Sanders,
you go there and and you're apparently wanted. The Argonauts
have you on this list for a reason, and you
go where you can be the guy, uh and not
behind the guy who's behind the guy, but you can
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be the guy if.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You feel me.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
If you feel me on that, and so you can
go write your own story and all that. And there
have been others that have done it, and it doesn't
happen all the time, doesn't work out all the time,
but you're not going to be just some footnote behind
someone else. And if it works, if should ear Sanders
is that great and goes and lights up the Canadian
Football League and is wild, then suddenly you come back
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and you're like, well, is this guy the next Warren Moon?
Is he the next Doug Flutie, Jeff Garcia and and
the NFL will come calling. The NFL will absolutely come calling.
All right, Now, a final thought, we pivot away from
all kinda da and we go to Cincinnati, the Cincinnati Bungals.
Some chatter over the weekend. You see this, No, some
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positive vibrations, as the astrology insider Andrea would say, the
astrology lady, some positive vibrations regarding disgruntled pass rush superstar
Trey Hendrickson and the Cincinnati football team. So how does
that one hit you?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
The report was rather vague. The report was rather vague.
But how does that hit me? Well, we're supposed to
believe here that the Bengals and Trey Hendrickson have essentially
gotten together. They're talking, they're negotiating, they're holding hands, and
(12:55):
they're skipping towards a contract extension, and they're about to
roast marshmallows and sing kumbai h. And my response to that,
that line of thinking is police, Yeah, yeah, I will
believe it when I see Mike Brown and the other
big shots there in Cincinnati walk Trey Hendrickson into the
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Bengals offices with a pen in one hand and a
check in the other. One of those giant cartoon checks.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
That they give out when you win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, so put me in the skeptical box. I'm in
the skeptical box. That's where I am.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And yeah, so they've resumed talks. Whooped? He damn do
they resume talks?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And Hendrickson has been spotty, spotty his attendance in the
off season, and so he does seem like the kind
of guy that's been preparing for a long drawn out,
hostile negotiation does not seem like he's someone who's planning
on ending that anytime.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So, of course, a lot of this is what you're
supposed to do. You've got to play.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Play the role, as you know, and so let's not
confuse Regardless of that, let's not confuse the dialogue, whatever
dialogue there is with a deal being on the horizon.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I just I don't get that sense.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
And we're talking about the ben Gals is what we're
talking about here, And the same Bengals who treat guaranteed
money like it's radioactive, right, they do not want to
get near it. And they had to do it, and
they did it, and they didn't want to do it.
They did it with Jamar Chase. They did it with
t Higgins. They handed out these giant, jumbo size contracts
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to keep Joe Burrow happy. And so that leaves Hendrickson
as the last man's stunding, begging for the big money
of the Big three, of the Big three. And the
quote Lee Corso, the idea that all of a sudden,
the Bengals are going to pay him to I say,
not so fast, my friend. Not so fast, my friend.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Is what I say.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I could be proven wrong, deal could be announced later today.
I don't buy it. I don't buy it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And the chatter says that the Bengals offer is like
twelve million dollars a year less than what Miles Garrett
is getting the record breaking contract that Miles Garrett got
from the Cleveland Browns. So if that's the case of
that reporting is accurate, that's a big gap to close.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's a rather large gap to close. And so, yeah,
they're talking that is happening. Also happening all over.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The country are July thunderstorms happens all over the place.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
There And so it does not mean that you leave
the umbrella at home.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You take the umbrella with you and all that stuff
and that's the way it goes until Hendrickson clicks on
the docu sign.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He clicks the.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Button in docu sign and so you hit return on that.
The standoff continues in the Cold War. Don't get fooled
by warm words. And the great thing about this is well,
the report over the weekends all yeah, Trey Hendrickson, the
Bengals are having some positive conversations later today or tomorrow.
Oh no, they're still at loggerheads. They're still at loggerheads.
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It's not getting any better.
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of the day. Engineers from the UK have taught mushrooms
how to blank. You heard that right, I know, just
go with it. Engineers from the United Kingdom have taught
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all right, back to where we go, And here's the
Mallor Riddle of the day. Engineers from the United Kingdom
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have taught in quotes mushrooms how to blank. That is
the question. What is the answer? Let's see anyone know
the answer. Let's see here Page and Donkey Sausage to
give you a power up the sausage. That's right, you
(20:03):
knew that years ago. Donkey sash is playing arcade games
one hundred percent the power up. I forty Ian says
they've taught mushrooms how to trip on LSD with Ringo
Star on his eighty fifth birthday, which is today.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
From I forty Ian.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Ferg Dog says to walk and talk just like in
Super Mario Brothers. That that is the correct answer to
become ball boys at Wimbledon. From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
Mallard prop Guy says, the scientists have taught the mushroom
to make Governor Gavin.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Newsom's dreams come true. All right? Who else do we
have about?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Lady Cyburns says taught the mushrooms how to make balloon animals.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That that's the answer.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Alf the alien ol Pina says they taught mushrooms how
to blow snot rockets boom just like that. Just Josh
in Cincinnati says engineers in the UK have taught mushroom
rooms how to hallucinate.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That is the correct answer. John got this right, clearly cheating. JT.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Wingman says to do the chicken dance like Merton Hanks. Right,
the chicken dance. Gotta do the chicken dance. Who else
do we have page Dwand mister Irrigation says they have
taught mushrooms how to work a fast food counter. So
he says, who else do we have a page? Dan
Doug or Douglas in Mississippi says scientists have taught mushrooms
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how to make whoopee? Ozzie says how to do a
blair in Maine is the correct answer?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Who else? Page down? I want to read that on
the air. All right, Lorena, do you have an answer? Lorraine?
I think they taught them how to do the macarena,
the moch arena. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But the engineers in the United Kingdom have taught mushrooms
how to play music using bionic All.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Now, I love this story for a couple of reasons.
All right, First of all, it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Number two, there are many people that become vegetarians because they.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Don't want to eat a living thing, and they believe
eating animals is terrible.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
But if you can teach if you can teach a
mushroom how to play music, then this ruins all of
those vegetarians who do not eat meat.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It must just be devastating. It's alive.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
If you're eating mushrooms. You're eating something that's alive, and
that's not right. And so you must just go eat
like a big burger now because you've eaten mushrooms. And
mushrooms can be trained to play music. There's there's a
video that went viral over the weekend, and and the
fungus right there, the power of the fung guy, the
(22:56):
power of the fun guy. You cannot mess with the
fun It's called the Let's say, helon out to a legend,
an absolute legend. He's calling earlier than normal, but when
he's on hold, he jumps to the front line. We
say hello to Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Hello Dick, Good morning, Ben and crew. How are you
give me a little taste of that Dick? I was
any better?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'd be sure, dere, but not sure her Sanders because
he's buried on your brown stepth chart Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
You know I'm worried about Ben.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
What's that.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
I've been a little busy here at the UH. You
know it's stony red, doing some activities and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
What kind of activities are you doing? Before we talk
about sports, what have you been doing? You've been playing
like UH with dodgeball. You've been doing dodgeball.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Hy bingo, and then we played d stumped the panel
and then we do exercises. Then we go outside to
listen to He either puts country or the rock and
roll music on his Uh he's got a radio. I
think it's uh uh it's by iHeart. It's really good
(24:03):
and people have a good time.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But so you're doing all kind of that sounds like
you're having a good time. Then you're in, you're settling in,
You've made some new friends. Good good, all right, you're
very so you're a very social guy.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Right, yeah, I haven't been playing much.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You know, since I I have an idea. I got
an idea. Why don't you form a band with some
of the people you're living with? Now, get a band again?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
We are I do get to do a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay, And what's the what's the name? Do we have
a name? Have you thought of a name for the
new band?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Could it could be the Stony Stony Ridge Picking Party?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay, all right, we might have the Stony Ridge Dicken Party.
No picking.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, we might touch that up a little bit. Dick,
you touch your work up. But I think that's a
great idea and you guys have to get that down.
Are you going to be the band director? You're in
charge of me because you're a professional, You've been in many.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Bands over the years, Taren, Karen and I do. Uh,
I'm part of the activities with Jennifer and uh yeah, Lexi.
It's it's really nice.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Now do they know to the I'm sure the women
that are impressed that you, of course are a famous
sports radio caller to the do the ladies know you're
the fame of Dick and Date and the power of
Dick and Date?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Do they understand that.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
I did want to tell you something though, I'm worried
about the guardians.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Is everything okay, Dick? I feel like I feel like
you're in a Hospital's everything all right? I'm concern there's noise.
It sounds like you're not in a You're not in
a bed, are you You're okay? Right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well that was just an alarm going off, but okay.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
All right, you got me scared a little bit as
I'm worried that this is something your pulse was going
on or something I don't know.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
But okay, So when are you gonna are you gonna
come this July to see me.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, we're we're looking. I'm still waiting on the on
the exact day. It's probably gonna be more August than
July at this point, probably more.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yeah, look forward to it.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I feel like I have to go now. I mean,
you're looking forward to it. I want to see you.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Everyone wants to meet you, and it's a big deal.
So we'll figure it out and I'll I promise, I'll
let you know. And you said you have the same number, right,
you haven't changed numbers. You got the same number.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's the same number one night.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, okay, don't give you don't need to give it out. No,
no't give it up. I got you all right.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And you're still watching your sports a little bit or no,
you're just you're so social. You don't have time to
watch your sports because you're you know.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
I haven't been to the group much. I need a ride,
you know. I think my car is over and Eddie's
going to probably sell it.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So, oh, you're selling your car? All right? Well, people
need hey first, they want to come see you. You're
Dick and Dayton. Everyone wants to hang out with Dick
and Dayton. Of course they do. You all right, have
a great thank you, Dick, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
All right, there you goes Dick and Dayton where he goes,
only he knows well. He seems like he's in better spirits.
And then we talked to him. I guess it was
last week and that did not did not. He not
seem like he was doing very well last week.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But he seems like he's doing better, So that's good.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Still waiting word on my and my plans and then
once I get that settle, hopefully sometime this week.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I thought it would be last week it did not happen.
Who else do we have? Let's see, uh a Bideon.
I'm sure I'm pushering that name. I don't know who
this person is.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But they wrote it's this legendary Mallard monologue. Solid case
for Shirdur Sanders to go become an Argo, solid fifteen
minutes pumping the tires on the Canadian Football League.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Free pootine, next time in Canada.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Okay, Well, I did eat at every major poutine restaurant
in Vancouver, but I'm I'm willing to explore other provinces
of Canada and the birthplace of the poutine, which is
over in Quebec.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You go over there.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Some good poutine in Ontario pretty much anyway, check it out,
and why not?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Why not? So there was a moment that went viral.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
If you saw this or not, it was, Yes, it
was on a Sunday and a person saying the seventh
inning stretch at Wrigley Field, who normally you have to
be famous to do this, and they got booed loudly
booed by the fans at Wrigley Field during the seventh
inning stretch, and so this went viral. Someone named Alex Cooper,
(28:33):
a woman named Alex Cooper, and the way the story
is going around, I was like, I'm supposed to know
who this is. I've never heard of this woman. I
have no idea who she is. So I did a
little digging.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I guess she hosts a podcast. It's named Call Her Daddy.
I know of that one. I've never heard of this woman.
I mean, how is she famous? She's very famous, I
never I have no idea if she is. I have
no idea I have.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I've never heard of her. I saw a photover she
looks like just every other woman, like she's nothing. She's
not hotter or anything. He's a normal looking woman. I
don't I don't understand, like I don't, I don't get
like I do a podcast. I think why I should
throw out the I should do the seventh thing. She
tend to just like some rhythm dance or something. I'm
glad she got booed out of Wrigley Field. She basically
(29:26):
urinated all over the ghost of Harry Carey, the great
Harry Carey who started that tradition at Wrigley Field back
in the day. But who's booking things for the Chicago Cups?
And Cups are doing pretty well on the field, but
you're booking know your audience.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Know that, Like Cubs don't know who that is. They
have no idea, Like why would you put her out there? Why?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't understand, like she's some no name woman that
doesn't congratulations.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Everyone doesn't I got a podcast. I think you made
a valid point there, Ben, That is the wrong audience.
If I know who who she is. Yeah, this is
the wrong audience. It's a wrong clearly the wrong audience. Well,
a bad job by them. An attractive woman, he's not
that much.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
He's a average, she's nothing special, and she does know
how to sing she embarrassed herself at Wrigley Field.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
That was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Doug writes in from Mississippi, says, I must have missed it.
But why is Dick and Dayton in a assisted living facility? Well, Doug,
you missed it, he called in. I think it was
last week or in the last couple of weeks, And yeah,
he was living. The woman he was living with was
also an older woman, and she had fallen on some
hard times and so she had to move. And then,
(30:37):
as a result the trickle down effect, unfortunately, our friend,
the great Dick and Dayton also had to relocate. It's
a shame, mister irrigation, writes In, says, but and I
will tell you, Doug, he Dick and Dayton sounded pretty
bummed out. We talked to him, like I said, in
the last ten days or so. He seemed pretty bummed out.
But he seems no better. He's adjusting to his new environment.
(31:01):
Mister Irrigation rights and says, if you dance with a mushroom,
who leads? Wonderful question, mister Irrigation, just an absolute wonderful question,
no doubt about it.
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Speaker 2 (33:24):
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The safety and need is off by the way, Justin
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Speaker 2 (33:39):
Robbie the Mariner fan knows who this Alex Cooper is,
so that the jokes right themselves.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Holy crap, Robbie, my god, what's wrong with you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Anyway, who needs our advice in the world of sports
right now? The wacky, wacky world of sports. So we
talked about this at the top of the hour. I
think it's appropriate. The Toronto until Argonauts are interested in
Shaudeur Sanders, so any career advice. Shoudur Sanders is buried
on the Cleveland brown depth chart. He's behind the fossilized
Joe Flacco. The we know he can't play Kenny Pickett
(34:14):
and others on the Browns depth chart. The Toronto Argonauts
have mild interest in him. So any advice, any advice
to Shudur Sanders. You're live on the air when you
hear my voice at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
we'll start out.
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With you online one. Hello, line one, you're on the
airline one.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Dang, it's a timmy to complain to find a good
lo Lorrena to play the Melice song without her name
in it. I think so, yes, all right, yes, that
song Hello. A lot We have a bunch of song.
We should play them all. There's a tons of twenty
years of songs. People have said it.
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That line too. You're on the airline too. Hello, s.
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That's right for dog Glad you're back, Fergie Caller. You're
on the air line number four. Hello, line four, Yeah,
Mona Dome.
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Now you remember when the National Smith's the name to
Natanos on their uniform.
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Oh yeah, that's the great Rick and Maryland from morning Time.
Let's go. Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello,
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Speaker 2 (35:12):
We'll go to you on the line five. Hello, line five.
It's the instat advice line. We are giving advice. We're
giving wisdom to Shader Sanders. The Toronto Argonauts are interested.
It's currently with the Cleveland Browns. Hello, line number five.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
I give the music a ga wie.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Okay, thank you. Line six, you're on the air Hello,
line six. All the legends are out.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Line six. Hello.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
If he's playing in the AFC North, he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Be running for his life. All right. Just Sean the
hood guy. Let's say hello. Line one, you're on the
air number one. Hello, Happy birthday, Roberto. That's right, Happy birthday.
Where's my baseball? Where's my baseball? Line two, you're on
the airline too, Hello.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Bring heady in the chefs back there you go?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
All right, Well I didn't get rid of him. Talk
to management. Line three. You're on the Airline three. Hello,
you was a bad name. That's all right.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Look that blind Scott making his way on the show
early and no mention of Fred Toucher. Line four, Hello,
line four, Yeah, that's not the real Pokey Pokey Pokey.
That's a fake guy. We're doing the instant Advice line
at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. These are
unscreened phone calls, as you can tell by listening. We're
(36:26):
giving advice to Shooter Sanders, the Browns quarterback. The Toronto
Argonauts are interested. Hello Line five.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Umbo.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, not a lot of gumbo in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I don't think Line six is not paying attention because
their radios turned all the way up.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Bad job by you, Line six. Let's go back to
line number one. Hello, Line one, instant advice line for
Shooter Sanders. Hello, Line one, start the morning.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Oh there's Rick and Maryland getting any in line too.
See you got a call so Rick can't get in
a third time. Hello, line number two.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Line two, you're on the air Line two, not paying attention.
We'll jump over the line. Let's go to line five.
We'll jump all the way over to line five.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Hello, line five down on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
All right, we'll move on from that. Line six.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Hello, line six, you're on the air advice to Shuder Sanders.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Line six, bats have kick some abs. Thank you, all right, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Line number one, Hello, line it's the instant advice line.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You got any word?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Dirty word?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, thank you. Please don't say dirty words. God it
got cursed on the air Line two. Your next.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's the insta advice line for shoulder standers. Kathy and Madison.
By the way, says, go Canada. That's what she is,
says Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Line number three. Hello, line three, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
You'll never beat Patrick Mahon.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Line number for Hello, line four. Your you're on the
airline four. We're giving career advice to Schedur Sanders. The
Toronto Argonauts are interested. That's a Canadian Football League team.
The Cleveland Browns are the team he's with right now.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hello, line number four, do you play to win the game? Okay?
Thank you. Yes, you clearly do. Line five.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You're next, hel Hello, line five. Line five is not there.
We'll go to line six, line six.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Hello, line six, don't do a lost cat magnet.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh that's one of the great commercials in the history
of Fox Sports Radio that goes back twenty plus years.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Line number one. Hello, line one, you're on the air.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Number one when the Bronx, when the Browns cut him.
He can play for the Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, no, I don't think you can play for the
dog Maybe the Astros.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hello, line two. You're on the airline too, Hello, do the.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Dunk contest this here? LEBRONI, Yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
That for our friend in Bakersfield who called in. Let'ee
putting him on hold. We'll go over here. Yes, I'll
call it. You're on the air Line three, Hello caller three.
Good ah, right, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
And yeah, you're in a Hello. Hello, line four, Hello,
line four, not paying attention. We'll go to line five. Hello,
line five, you're on the air.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
You better say your prayers. Prayer.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh man, watch out for the hul Comania is gonna
come get you. Hello, line six, you're on the Airline.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Six, mister Ben Miller.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yes, Line one, you're on. It's the insta advice line.
Get in and get off the air quickly. At eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox the Extended Dance Remix version,
we're giving advice to Shooter Sanders as a quarterback, not
a good one who's trying to make the Cleveland Browns roster.
The Toronto Argonauts are interested. We're giving career advice. Line one, Hello,
(39:49):
I did not Line one hung up while they were
on the air. Bad job by line one. Let's go
to line two. Hello, line two, I.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Just go up to Rick get in a third time.
How do you like that? O?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Take that Rick and Maryland.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Line number four Hello, line four, No, that's not the
real that's not the real one. That's a fake version
of the I know the authentic original version, and.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
That's not it. Line number five, Hello, line five three times?
Oh no, that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's your fault, you other people, that's your fault. You
didn't call in Rick and Maryland three times. That schmuck
got in morning time. Line six. That's three more games
than the Nationals are gonna win the rest of the year.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Hello, line number six, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Did your daddy to be the coach.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay, there you go, put your daddy in there. Line one,
you're next.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's the instant advice line unscreened radio for Shader Sanders,
who's got interest from the Toronto Argonauts.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Hello, line one, tell him to get in where he
fits in. Okay, get in where he fits him. We'll
do one more, only one more of us good. I'll
take credit of non blim coop quickly.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Last six, Line six, last one advice to Shoulder saying
this line sixture on the air.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Could you do for you?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
What do you say? Somebot? I don't understand. I couldn't
hear you.
Host
Ben Maller
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