July 30, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Derek Jeter saying he's missing the Yankees' 2000 World Series celebration event for his daughter's 8th birthday party, the Savannah Bananas getting 19 of their games aired on truTV, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
El Capitan. Well, come in, It's our numb birth three
of the Original Recipe podcast on this July thirtieth, and
we talk bays Ball. Derek Jeter will not be attending.
Will not be attending. He's gonna miss the Old Timers game,
a celebration of the Yankees two thousand World Series team
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twenty five years ago. He says, going to miss it
for his daughter's eighth birthday party. Does that one pass
the smell test? Does it? The Savannah Bananas are getting
more screen time. They will see nineteen of their games
air on True TV. Your thoughts on that one and
thumbs up or thumbs down on Jacksonville rookie Travis Hunter
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nicknaming himself the Unicorn. Where we heard that before, We'll
go there as well. All of it's coming your way
right now here. It is our number three. It is
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from the Boogie Down Brocks. Now even the boomer Ball
not the have regular baseball. The boomer ball is not
without controversy. In New York Story, we talked about in
a previous episode of the show that there was an
issue with the Yankee Old Timer game and Derek Jeter
like didn't want to go because he was worried about
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playing shortstop. Well, we found out recently that Derek Jeter
will not be attending. He's skipping the old Skippy MC
skip the Yankees Old Timers game. If you play for
the Yankees, you gotta go to the Old Timers game, right,
that's the must That's an alumni association. So why is
Derek Jeter What is his excuse to not go? He
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says he cannot attend the Old Timers game Yankee Stadium,
which is gonna honor the two thousand Yankees. He cannot
attend because of his daughter's birthday party. He said, all right,
that's not a joke. By the way, I'm not This
is not made up by SportsTalk Berry or the Onion
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or butt Crack sports. That's legit. So let us discuss
the question Derek Jeter, Yankee Royalty missing the Old Timers game.
They're gonna celebrate the two thousand Yankees twenty five years ago,
the championship team there for his daughter's eighth birthday party.
Does that pass the smell test? So I've got Church Lady, missed, Chiquita,
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and bro code, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are gonna have some gabba ghool.
We're gonna have a little bit of gobbagool. So first
of all, the only way this would pass the smell
test is if you have COVID and you can't smell.
Other than that does not pass the smell test. I've
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got for words to Derek Jeeter. Give me a break.
That's it, forwards, give me a break. This is the
captain I mister November. Are you Yankee idiots love this guy, right?
The guy that gave a thousand cliches to the media,
and he never broke that iron character that he was
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in there, never said anything interesting his entire career. So
of course they became him a TV job because he
was so boring. They said, we'll put him on TV.
He can be boring for us on TV. He did
that for almost two decades. And that Derek Jeter cannot
be bothered to attend the old Timers game. And so
the Yankees they want to celebrate his team, his Yankee team,
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the two thousand World Series team, which in many ways
is the last of the greatness of the Yankees. You
realize that you think that Joe Tory, Derek Jeter, Yankee,
Mariano rivera run. You know that two thousand was like
the last part of the great dynasty. The last twenty years.
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The Yankees haven't been very good. They have not They
embarrassed themselves in the World Series, playing like the bad
News Bears last year against the Doyers, the better team,
and so the Yanks, We're gonna celebrate this great Yankee team.
You were part of it. You were the Yankees in
two thousand, Derek, and so everything gets really weird and wacky,
and it's like suddenly he says, well, my kid was
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born in August and I'm not going really as the
iconic Saturday Night Live character, the church lady would say, well,
isn't that convenient? Isn't that convenient? So you think if
this were Derek Jeter's jersey retirement, that he would have
missed it to what do you doing an eight year
old birthday party? Do face painting? You think you would
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have missed it to do face painting or going to
bounce house. No, if you think he was needed on television,
Big Pang TV job to hang out with David Ortiz
and just fill time and chuckle at each other and
talk about intangibles and just spew cliches because that's all
they do, do you think he would have made plans
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with a magician to show up to the birthday party.
Probably not, probably not. Derek Jeter is skipping the Yankee
old timer game because he doesn't want to do it.
He doesn't have the balls to just say that, I
have the balls to say it. So he doesn't want
to limp out to shortstop or this has been a
story for mnths. He doesn't want to go out to
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Shortstop and pretend like he's going to turn a double
play there and then pull a hamstring and the hammy
goes whammy and oh my god, my Hammie. Doesn't want
to be seen in the Yankee uniform there unless he's
getting paid by Nike or Gatorade or something like that there,
and there's a camera crew with a documentary, and so
he does not want to have that image of him
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as a Yankee, as an older guy, as a Yankee
there in his fifties. Now, that is not the reality
he wants as a Yankee. And listen, that's fine. That's
if you have a problem with getting older. And we all,
if we're lucky, we get old, right, that's what happens.
You're lucky. If you're not lucky, you don't get old.
So that's fine, but can't you come up with something
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better than a kid's birthday party? Can we agree on that, Like,
don't insult our intelligence, Like I don't have any skin
in the game. I'm not a Yankee fan. I don't
care who shows up the Yankee old timer game or not.
I just think this is hilarious that Derek Jeter's using
this to try to get out of it. He's using
the dad excuse, right, it's trying to get out of
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jury duty or something. No, No, I've got a kid,
and you can't say no to an eight year old girl.
You cannot do it. It's the perfect alibi, Absolutely, the
perfect alibi. Right. It is in many ways bulletproof cause
if anybody challenges it, you're like the douche. You can't
challenge that. He knows it. Derrey Jeter knows it. Yeah,
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that's the old Larry David thing from Kirby Enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh, it's my daughter's birthday. I wish I could go.
I can't show up though, And it's like it's a
great it's wonderful, right out of the celebrity playbook, where
you dodd something you don't want to attend. And you
play the kid card. I got friends of mine when
they started having kids. They were like, oh, this is great,
I can get out of it. I got to play
the kid card. Oh the kid's not feeling well. I
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can't go you know, can't go to that pot luck dinner.
I'm sorry. All right now. Secondly, we now pivot too
hot banana split talk. That's right, Banana banana, banana banana.
I'm not making this up. The Savannah Bananas. Are you
a fan? No? Yes? Okay. So the Savannah Bananas continue
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their rise up the charge arts, as we are told
now that they're going to get a lot more screen time.
They will see nineteen more of their games air on
True TV. This is apparently still around. So nineteen more
games on a side package deal with Turner Sports on
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True TV. So what are your thoughts on this? So
I saw this headline go by, and I said, well,
here we go. This is the state of sports television
in twenty twenty five. You cannot, and I cannot, name
three players on the Savannah Bananas. You cannot do it.
If your life dependent on it, if your freedom dependent
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on it, you could not name three players on that team.
You said, well, that's the person that I think they
wear the kilt. There's a guy that wears a kilt.
There's somebody that does the TikTok Instagram dance routine, and
then there's somebody juggling of flaming bat. I think that
those are the three that's viral, right, that's viral. There
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you go as a result, as they call it, banana ball.
Imagine that banana ball. It gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Listen,
I'm jealous. They are right now the hottest thing going.
They are right, and that's of course coded language. It's
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coded language that means when they say hot, they mean
really cheap. That's what they mean. They mean really really cheap.
You know who the highest paid player on the Savannah
Bananas is, Miss Chiquita, highest paid player there, Yeah, clearly.
I think she plays second base there. And there's a
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I think the guy dressed up in the banana costume.
I think he does like moonwalking. I think I've seen
a clip of that. Maybe it's all down like the
third base line. I think that's the number two person
on the payroll. Right, And for True TV, the people
over there are True TV. They assume this is what
an upgrade over another episode of Baked Car or Impractical Jokers,
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the Porta Potti edition, you know, something like that. So
nobody knows who these people are. Nobody knows. In fact,
if I offered, I did Man on the Street. I
went out to the street, interviewed some of the homeless
people out here in Los Angeles, and I said, I'll
offer you a million bucks to name again, name three
players on the roster. One million dollars, one million dollars.
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I would walk away with that one million dollars still
in my pocket because nobody can do it. Can't do it,
all right. Uh. You could ask the most die hard
if there is such a thing banana fan, they'd be like, uh,
I think the Uh, there's that the tall guy. He's
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he's he's got kind of a weird like head. That guy. Yeah, okay,
now listen, I get it. There's always been barnstorming operations
in all the sports. There's always been barnstorming things. The
most famous the Harlem Globe Trotters. And my parents took
me to see the Harlem Globe Trotter as when I
was a kid, and I was like, oh man, why
are the Washington general so bad. I don't understand. They
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should really get some better players. But the gimmicks, the stunts,
all that stuff, it's choreographed, forced fun, and that's good
metal lark Lemon the legend wearing cleats something like that, right,
something like that, And it's wholesome, family fun at the
right price, at the right price, because nothing like family
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fund Somebody breaking out in a TikTok dance while trying
to steal second base. It's it's right there. You know
what this is? The Savannah bananas are the baseball equivalent
of pickleball. You know, that was really popular and I
guess it's somewhat popular now, but not as popular. It
was a trendy. It gets a lot of attention. There's
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a lot of venture capital behind it, and there's people
replacing tennis courts with pickleball courts, and people seem all
into it. Right, it rises on up. It's, oh man,
everyone's doing this pickleball thing. And do you really don't
need nineteen extra Savannah banana games on national cable television. Yeah, well, listen,
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these videos go viral. You get millions of views in
the matrix. People believe those numbers are real. And the matrix,
and that's that's what ends up happening. It's all about engagement,
but family engagement. So you'll see grown men in banana
suits and that will the funny thing about this, this
is going to get better ratings than Major League soccer
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with Lionel Messi. Then we'll get the Savannah Bananas, a
bunch of guys getting paid literally in banana splits if
you play for the team. I've heard. I don't if
it's true. I've heard rumors they get paid in banana
splitz and dried out banana slices. That's what they get paid.
And they'll get more people watching than Major League Soccer. Now,
Final five to Jacksonville. That's the NFL we go where
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former Colorado starred Heisman Trophy winner Travis Hunter. He has
a new nickname, and this came across our attention here
the new nickname as he gets settled into NFL life.
He chose it himself. Yeah, I'm not making he chose
it himself. I'm not making lay them so. At Jaguar
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training camp, there was a moment that went viral from
the Jags training camp when Travis Hunter was doing a
sit down interview at camp and was asked to pick
a nickname. He did not pause, he did not pass go.
Travis Hunter said, it's the Unicorn. Yes, sir, it's the Unicorn.
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He's what he said, all right, So thumbs up, thumbs down,
thumbs up, thumbs down on the Jaguar rookie Travis Hunter
nicknaming himself the Unicorn. So I'm gonna go thumbs down,
thumbs down on that. Yeah, this is the Bro code,
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the Bro code that you never break. The Bro Code.
The Bro code is you're not allowed to give yourself
a nickname. That's the first part of the Bro Code.
Another part of that that is frowned upon. We all
know that the Unicorn thing, though, is not only a
violation of the Bro Code, it's also a party foul. Okay,
why you are not allowed to repurpose nicknames that are
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in circulation by other professional athletes?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Tallo.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It's like imagine showing up to the wedding and you're
wearing the tucks, the groom is wearing the same. No,
that's not your that's not yours. You're not supposed to
wear that. And hello, Chris top porzingis now I know
he's on a crap team now in Atlanta, but he
was on the Celtics. He's seven three and when he plays,
he plays pretty well. He's always heard. He's been called
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the Unicorn for almost ten years in the NBA when
the Knickerbockers had him. And you gotta think that thing's
trademarked now and I don't know, check the NBA nickname
registry if there is such a thing here. And so again,
it's the time we're in, like, it's not thirty years
thirty years ago. You could have gotten away with it,
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but there's too much media, there's too much social media,
there's too many people paying attention. You can't sneak a
nickname that's already out there in circulation. You're not allowed
to sneak the nickname past the goaltender anymore. You cannot
do it. So using the Malard Think Tank with the
premise we do not recycle nicknames, get your own, get
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your own nickname Travis Hunter the Jaguars. So you can't
call yourself the unicorn because it's already taken. Do you
imagine if you allowed this, how many players would call
themselves the Black Mamba, I'm the Black Mama, or I'm
the Slim Reaper. You know, if you're you know, you
have a quarterback for the I don't know, the quarterback
for the who knows Atlanta or Tampa or whoever calling
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themselves the Greek Freak. You know, it's like, well, you know,
you can't do that either. So I went back and
I looked in the archives, and I noticed that at
Colorado there were a couple of nicknames that Travis Hunter
had that I approve of. It's very important to have
the approval of overnight talk show hosts, very important if
you're in the NFL. So Hunter earned the nickname and
I think this is pretty good. Inspector Gadget. Inspector Gadget
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because of his unique abilities on the football field, where
he plays defense and offense, and that used to happen
all the time, but it doesn't happen anymore, so Inspector Gadget.
Now Michael Vick referred to him as mister do it All,
which I don't love as much. I don't love it
as much, but okay, so the Inspector Gadget thing, I'm in. Go,
go Gadget. Hey, come on, it's good and leave the
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Unicorn to the basketball guy. And also the people, the
adults like my little pony. Yeah, they like that. All
you can leave it to them. Bronni's is that what
they're called?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Brownie?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Bronie. Oh, Bronnie's the basketball player Bronie. Yeah, that's right,
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and here's the mallor Riddle of the day. So Jenna
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critics who claim that blank happens solely because of her
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Come hop a Bronco fan. Remember, though, do not take
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it all, right, back to it we go and pay
off the mallor riddle of the day, The mallor riddle
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of the day, And here it is. So the woman
known as Jenna Simps. She was an old model back
in the back in the day. She's pushing back against
criticism from people who claim that blank happened solely because
of her marriage to golf star Brooks Koepka. So that
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is the mallor riddle of the day. And she does
anyone know the answer? Random Ryan and Carolina says she
is currently roommates with weed Man Hippie. Her cakes guessed
by Alf the alien ol Piter, her juicy bb L. Yeah,
do lorraina. When women are at the gym, do they say, oh,
(22:47):
that woman's got a BBL? Do they point at other women?
So she's got a b BL?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, No, it's so obvious.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Is it really obvious? I must be clueless.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I don't know when the rooms don't match.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, well when the like really fit. You're a very
skinny woman. If you were to get one, it would.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Be very I've imagined getting one.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Bet it would be very awkward. Bowling balls back.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It would be very odd. Yes, Stevie Meebaul said, Uh,
the poo pooh something new back tattoo from King Rory
leyn Night drug tester says her reason for getting out
of a speeding ticket is the answer. There you go.
Mister irrigation says, I don't understand the riddle, so I'll
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just post a random photo and see if anyone else does.
Washing Brooks balls is the answer. Something involving in spector
Gadget from Mason and Hung the Beach, Her use of
hookah from Donkey's Sausage. That's his answer. No, Lorenda, do
you have an answer? So Jenna Simps pushing back against
critics who claim that Blank happened only because of her
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marriage to golf star Brooks Koepka.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Obviously, her fame and people knowing her name.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Uh no, not necessarily, but her cameo appearance in Happy
Gilmore too. I didn't even know she was in it.
I have no idea. I didn't. There were so many cameos.
I stopped paying attention midway through. I said, this is
all a cameo, Like this is one cameo after another.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
After like ol I heard it said today. They said
that it was like just a bunch of TikTok reels
back to back trying to get some good like moment content,
actual full movie.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's felt like a lot of that, Like the Travis
Kelcey stuff, felt like it was trying to go.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Viral and the Bad and Honey right.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
The bad Bunny thing was kind of.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Taylor Swift inside the bear costume.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Could be you know, So, do we have this audio
coup from there was a viral moment in the w NBA.
Can we we play that this was a game between
a team in Atlanta and a team in Golden State,
And well, listen, this is late fourth quarter. I think
the game is tied here. Who cares what the score is,
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but listen to what happened. Take it this?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Heyes, gets plumped by by a call bill something flies
on the quart Actually, oh, I wonder what that is?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
What will say? They will continue play.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
What could that be?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Goes off the fingertips of the valkyries.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Valkyries, that's a dumb man.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
The object the block right there?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Well, I see the object, Yeah, what is that? Great?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
The slimer We're not exactly where.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I'm not sure where it can what could it be?
They're about to find out.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
No room for any of that, room for that.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, and no once picked the object up.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yet you got to scale. Nobody wants to touch it, Okay, inappropriate?
Whoever it is, all right? So I have questions. My
first question is was this premeditated or was this a
crime of opportunity? Meaning, did does somebody go away if
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some woman had it in her purse or whatever and
somebody like got drunk and decided to throw it on
the court, or did somebody bring this with them with
the intention of throwing it on the court at the
perfect time with a minute to go in the game.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
It was absolutely premedically.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You believe it was pre medical. You don't think this
was a crime of opportunity where somebody just happened.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I just don't think women typically carry that around.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
It doesn't have to be in their purse.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Coop.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Okay, women can wear skirts and just have it up
there and let's say they got let's say they stood
up real fast, or they laughed really hard and it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Came bouncing out. It was an accident.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Did you see the size of this? Have you seen?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's what he said.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, but you can't just walk around.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And by the way, what happened to the golly the
jolly green giant. It lost its you know, it lost
its thing, right, I mean, that's my god.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
So they do a pretty like tight close up on
this thing.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, you were you watching that over and.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Over, goop, you'd be able to tell if it.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Was game us. So I think that's right out of
the box.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Wiled though, because toys are expensive and you're gonna waste
one that's obviously silicone like.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Those more expensive.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Really we met over there's a zero chance that a
woman had anything to do with this.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Those guys are bills fans. Remember when Gronkowski was he
threw uh, yeah, we know, say that word. I can
say it. We had to say it, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
But word, the d word is a dildo.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I think you just said that word times. If we
had a well you can say it. I don't think
trouble you can't. I don't know, because like years ago
there was like we can't say that, but I don't know.
That's a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I know seven words I can't say, and that's not
one of them.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, they're more than seven. We tell you George Carlin,
when he was doing it, there were seven, but now
there's more than seven. So there you go, w n
B two nights in a row. W what are what
are we talk about? The woman losing her her weave?
And now we've got flying phallus projectile on the court.
What could possibly happen?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Someone's implant's gonna.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
How about this deep state conspiracy? How about this? What
if that was a plant by the w n B
A to get another Bible moment? How about that? What
if somebody from the w n B I said this
is gonna go viral? About that?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Come on? I mean, what are we doing here? Deep State?
Come on? Then we have a we have a game
to play. Let's let's do that right now. I think
it's time. We've endured too many of these? Is it
too much or not enough enough? Already? Let's do it.
Here we go time now for too much or not enough?
We'll ask you a series of questions and all the
(28:54):
answers are too much or not enough. And in order
to win our little game and get a golden ticket,
you have to get three questions. Right. It's very simple,
It's so easy. There was this guy named Hollering James
Fast Asleep who just snore and based on if he snored,
it was too much. If he didn't snore, it was
not enough, and he won the game. And there's a song,
(29:17):
you know, take thirty six pills in the morning, thirty
six pills a night from Jay Scoop, and that is
a tribute to that night when Hollering James won Fast
Asleep playing our game. We had Brian in Minnesota. Hello, Brian, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Not much, just heading home from work and.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, what kind of work you got going on there?
Brian Demolition? Oh, the demo man, Brian, the demo man,
one of the many demo men. I thought, you guys,
you do demo at night. I thought it makes a
lot of noise, though. You must do commercial demo.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Right, that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, commercial, Yeah you can't because he can't really blow
up a house kitchen at this time. You know, I
got you all right, well, they are you in Minneapolis?
Are you further up?
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Or were you I'm in the north suburbs.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, Oh the beautiful in Minneapolis. I got, I got you.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Have you ever been James hangs.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Though you have been to the Have you been to
the Mermaid?
Speaker 8 (30:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I was at the Mermaid?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I know I should have made it up there.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Man, epic. What was a wonder? They put my name
on the jumbo tron out in front of the Mermaid.
That was awesome.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
I mean that was like the eighth place that they
look for you, right, like they can't find you a venue.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
But yeah, well there were a couple that were looking
at and they settled on the murmurd It's cool, a
good place a bar bowling Hold. Here we go, Yeah,
that's right, all right, here we go. Let's do it here, Brian.
Too much or not enough? Question number one? Nicola Vucevich
holds the NBA record for the most games with a
double double and zero turnovers, with ninety of them. Is
(30:53):
that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
He says, too much? Let's find out. Yeah, believe it
or not, that's actually not enough. Lusevich shoes bounced around
the NBA has one hundred and one games like that,
double double, zero turnovers. So you did not get that
one right. But when we want to question too, there
have only been fifteen players to hit more home runs
in their age twenty one season than Tampa Bay's Junior Tamanero.
(31:19):
It's a good name. Isn't that a good name? Brian
Junior flows off the Yeah. Is that too much or
not enough? That's gonna be not enough? Okay? He says,
not enough, Brian, Let's find out that is right. You're
on the board. Not enough. Demo man, Brian is on
the board. There have been demo God. Maybe old not
(31:41):
change that. I want to right that. I want to
say demo god? Writing that that all right? Yeah, not enough?
There have been seventeen players to hit more than more
than their age twenty one season. Question number three for
the demo god Brian. There are ten players with at
least one hundred and twenty hits so far this baseball season?
Is that too much or not enough? Enough? Not enough?
(32:04):
He's again going with not enough. Let's find out, Oh, no,
too much. There are only seven players with one hundred
and twenty hits or more, led by Toronto's Bobashett leads
the league with one hundred and thirty one hits. They
were trying to get here, so yeah, know you do.
You're good at math. You're good at math. You listen
to our live coverage. It is too much, not enough.
(32:25):
We've got the demo God, Brian. He lives in Minnesota,
does a lot of work commercial demo at night, drives home,
listens to us. Question for it. There are only five
players who have fifty or more receiving touchdowns over the
last five seasons. Is that too much or not enough
to stay alive? Brian? Too much? He says, too much.
(32:47):
Let's find out, Hey, you still alive. Look at that
you stayed alive. But too much. There's only been three
Davonte Adams of the Rams now Mike Evans and Tampa
and Tyreek Hill with Miami. Question number five, here we
go comes out of this number, Brian. This is Game
seven of the World Series, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Final.
This is the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. We're
(33:10):
tied up. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (33:11):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Aaron Judge leads baseball this season with thirty intentional walks
for the Bronx Bombers. Is that too much or not enough?
Too much or not enough, Brian the demo god.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
You either win or lose.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You either walk it off or you walk back in shame.
Not enough, sure about that? No, but you're gonna stick
with you. Sure? I can't talk you out of that.
No final answer? Yep, all right, let's find out. Congratulations,
(33:48):
you're a loser, Brian. All Right, it's okay, Brian, it's
only a game show. No one's listening.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
You're in Minnesota again.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I will make sure I make it okay. Hey, I
love Minnesot had a great time. You people are really cool,
cool town. I like many app Saint Paul was beautiful there.
All right, thank you? All right, Yeah, there's a right
he genuinely upset.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah he did. Oh that mod Please do not smite us.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, so you made that Soffie that Yeah, I dumped out? Okay,
the guy said yesterday. All right. Anyway, all right, we are, yes,
the very exciting Queen of Hearts. Anything specifically you'd like
to cover, you want to take calls on.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
This people, I really want to talk about online dating today.
So if any of you have any questions about online dating.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Or my wife, there you go.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Sometimes it's great. Sometimes you might get your butt beats.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So a lot of a lot of booty calls online too.
People like that for the booty call anyway. If you
want to be part eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
hashtag Queen of Hearts. We need some questions here, we
got a few, we need some more. Hashtag Queen of Hearts.
We'll get to that. We will do it next.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
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Speaker 9 (35:39):
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Speaker 3 (35:52):
That's right, you heard the man.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
It's time for love here on the Ben Mallard Show.
And this this has been cracked quite the week. Online
dating is getting scary out there, and if.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You're doing what happened, I missed something.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Well, I have a friend and I went out to
dinner with him this week and he has been on
Baby Daddy Baby Mama online dating thing. So if you
have kids, it's for you to go and meet someone right. Well,
the girl he was talking to said she wasn't with
her husband anymore. He found her phone and he started
sending like death threats. I know where you work, I
know you're kids. Really, they're gonna watch me beat you
(36:26):
into the ground house. Leave my wife alone. And he's
an innocent party in this. He's like, I didn't even
meet up with her yet, So be very careful, especially
when you're dealing with people who have kids significant others.
You're gonna you're getting people in trouble out here.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Think about that. That's I was just laughing with me
because Douglas in Mississippi said when he was a kid,
his mom used to call all the neighborhood kids the
D word, and he said, none of us had any
idea what it meant.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
That would be crazy so funny.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Like I just I just imagine all the neighborhood was
your mom called what is that?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Even if we were laughing about it.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh no, it was that just the visual of being like,
you know, a neighborhood kid and you're some mom's calling
you that. Yeah, let's see what do we have? A
frog dog says, uh, what does it say about women?
A woman if she owns a green sex toy, is
she into aliens?
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Well, you know what's funny because they do have different
toys like that.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
They have ones that are in.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
The shape of like aliens, like slime arms, and they
have alien tongues and alien tails like you can find
all sorts of different toys. And actually, I think the
funner the better. Think about how interesting your playdates could
be with these women.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Have a different different color every day, you can different
games the rainbow all right. For some reason, Josh just
sent photos of himself, right, I guess he's well, I
don't think he wants me.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
To look at that he's wanting to make a dating profile.
Do you think those are good photos for his dating profile?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, seems so fine. I don't. I don't think he
wants my opinion, so keep on. I'm good Shane, and
de Moyne says, which of these two terms would you
rather be called? Lorena, ma'am or miss? I've been yelled
at for calling a woman both in my life.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
So yeah, it's funny. Girls are really worried about that.
I prefer miss over ma'am because.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Ma'm sounds old.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Ma'am is old, and I'm not old. I look very young,
So I.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Know you really don't want to be called Aska. That's
when you read.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
The old lady.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
That's a like a European grandma. Let's go to she
makes a mean a great meat loaf. Let's go to
Josh in Orlando. You're on with Lorena. It's the Queen
of Hearts. It's going on Josh.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
Hey guys, good morning. All right. So I know this
is a fun segment, but it's actually a legit serious call.
So I was the one. I was the one that
just pictures so Lona can get an idea. Oh, I've
been online off and on island for the last five years.
I know. Obviously it's definition of intanity is expecting something
you know, different outcome. But what is it with women?
(39:05):
Why can't women respond? Or why is it that when
you like a certain type of women, those women don't
like you. But you get these slump busters I like you,
And how do you get out of that?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
You know, it's the law of attraction, and you got
to keep on working at it because you're going to hit.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
A whole bunch of missuses.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
You said you've been doing this for five years.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
It's a five years.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Maybe maybe mix it with going out at the same time.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
People don't do that these days, and you can't.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You can't they do?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Do you not do that? There's a difference because people
do go out all the time in Orlando.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
There's gotta be some bars in our land. Go to
Orlando's why, you guys, what's the problem is that's a
tourist town. So you could probably do very well with
the tourists there, Josh.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
But then you see what it's saying there.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
But then families call a quick hit I don't know,
hit and run dump, Josh, You're fine, man, you look good.
I'm sure there's women out there, would you know. I
know you'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
You'll find the right one. And if you don't, well
then maybe you are meant to be a bachelor in paradise.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Or go to the Ukraine or Russia or wherever. You know.
Let's go to CJ. What's going on? CJ? CJ?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Is there a CJ?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
He's there, he's on hold. Hell, I don't hear CJ.
C has gone. JT the wingman, Oh there you are.
I guess that line died, says am I the only
person that thinks that the gift of Hatch Chili's is
a gift of love for your partner.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I've never had a Hatch chili. Are they spicy?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah? Well it looks they looks spicy. I've never heard.
I mean, I don't know that was a thing. I
had no idea
El Capitan. Well, come in, It's our numb birth three
of the Original Recipe podcast on this July thirtieth, and
we talk bays Ball. Derek Jeter will not be attending.
Will not be attending. He's gonna miss the Old Timers game,
a celebration of the Yankees two thousand World Series team
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twenty five years ago. He says, going to miss it
for his daughter's eighth birthday party. Does that one pass
the smell test? Does it? The Savannah Bananas are getting
more screen time. They will see nineteen of their games
air on True TV. Your thoughts on that one and
thumbs up or thumbs down on Jacksonville rookie Travis Hunter
(00:46):
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from the Boogie Down Brocks. Now even the boomer Ball
not the have regular baseball. The boomer ball is not
without controversy. In New York Story, we talked about in
a previous episode of the show that there was an
issue with the Yankee Old Timer game and Derek Jeter
like didn't want to go because he was worried about
(02:36):
playing shortstop. Well, we found out recently that Derek Jeter
will not be attending. He's skipping the old Skippy MC
skip the Yankees Old Timers game. If you play for
the Yankees, you gotta go to the Old Timers game, right,
that's the must That's an alumni association. So why is
Derek Jeter What is his excuse to not go? He
(02:56):
says he cannot attend the Old Timers game Yankee Stadium,
which is gonna honor the two thousand Yankees. He cannot
attend because of his daughter's birthday party. He said, all right,
that's not a joke. By the way, I'm not This
is not made up by SportsTalk Berry or the Onion
(03:17):
or butt Crack sports. That's legit. So let us discuss
the question Derek Jeter, Yankee Royalty missing the Old Timers game.
They're gonna celebrate the two thousand Yankees twenty five years ago,
the championship team there for his daughter's eighth birthday party.
Does that pass the smell test? So I've got Church Lady, missed, Chiquita,
(03:42):
and bro code, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are gonna have some gabba ghool.
We're gonna have a little bit of gobbagool. So first
of all, the only way this would pass the smell
test is if you have COVID and you can't smell.
Other than that does not pass the smell test. I've
(04:02):
got for words to Derek Jeeter. Give me a break.
That's it, forwards, give me a break. This is the
captain I mister November. Are you Yankee idiots love this guy, right?
The guy that gave a thousand cliches to the media,
and he never broke that iron character that he was
(04:26):
in there, never said anything interesting his entire career. So
of course they became him a TV job because he
was so boring. They said, we'll put him on TV.
He can be boring for us on TV. He did
that for almost two decades. And that Derek Jeter cannot
be bothered to attend the old Timers game. And so
the Yankees they want to celebrate his team, his Yankee team,
(04:49):
the two thousand World Series team, which in many ways
is the last of the greatness of the Yankees. You
realize that you think that Joe Tory, Derek Jeter, Yankee,
Mariano rivera run. You know that two thousand was like
the last part of the great dynasty. The last twenty years.
(05:13):
The Yankees haven't been very good. They have not They
embarrassed themselves in the World Series, playing like the bad
News Bears last year against the Doyers, the better team,
and so the Yanks, We're gonna celebrate this great Yankee team.
You were part of it. You were the Yankees in
two thousand, Derek, and so everything gets really weird and wacky,
and it's like suddenly he says, well, my kid was
(05:36):
born in August and I'm not going really as the
iconic Saturday Night Live character, the church lady would say, well,
isn't that convenient? Isn't that convenient? So you think if
this were Derek Jeter's jersey retirement, that he would have
missed it to what do you doing an eight year
old birthday party? Do face painting? You think you would
(05:58):
have missed it to do face painting or going to
bounce house. No, if you think he was needed on television,
Big Pang TV job to hang out with David Ortiz
and just fill time and chuckle at each other and
talk about intangibles and just spew cliches because that's all
they do, do you think he would have made plans
(06:21):
with a magician to show up to the birthday party.
Probably not, probably not. Derek Jeter is skipping the Yankee
old timer game because he doesn't want to do it.
He doesn't have the balls to just say that, I
have the balls to say it. So he doesn't want
to limp out to shortstop or this has been a
story for mnths. He doesn't want to go out to
(06:41):
Shortstop and pretend like he's going to turn a double
play there and then pull a hamstring and the hammy
goes whammy and oh my god, my Hammie. Doesn't want
to be seen in the Yankee uniform there unless he's
getting paid by Nike or Gatorade or something like that there,
and there's a camera crew with a documentary, and so
he does not want to have that image of him
(07:03):
as a Yankee, as an older guy, as a Yankee
there in his fifties. Now, that is not the reality
he wants as a Yankee. And listen, that's fine. That's
if you have a problem with getting older. And we all,
if we're lucky, we get old, right, that's what happens.
You're lucky. If you're not lucky, you don't get old.
So that's fine, but can't you come up with something
(07:25):
better than a kid's birthday party? Can we agree on that, Like,
don't insult our intelligence, Like I don't have any skin
in the game. I'm not a Yankee fan. I don't
care who shows up the Yankee old timer game or not.
I just think this is hilarious that Derek Jeter's using
this to try to get out of it. He's using
the dad excuse, right, it's trying to get out of
(07:46):
jury duty or something. No, No, I've got a kid,
and you can't say no to an eight year old girl.
You cannot do it. It's the perfect alibi, Absolutely, the
perfect alibi. Right. It is in many ways bulletproof cause
if anybody challenges it, you're like the douche. You can't
challenge that. He knows it. Derrey Jeter knows it. Yeah,
(08:10):
that's the old Larry David thing from Kirby Enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh, it's my daughter's birthday. I wish I could go.
I can't show up though, And it's like it's a
great it's wonderful, right out of the celebrity playbook, where
you dodd something you don't want to attend. And you
play the kid card. I got friends of mine when
they started having kids. They were like, oh, this is great,
I can get out of it. I got to play
the kid card. Oh the kid's not feeling well. I
(08:34):
can't go you know, can't go to that pot luck dinner.
I'm sorry. All right now. Secondly, we now pivot too
hot banana split talk. That's right, Banana banana, banana banana.
I'm not making this up. The Savannah Bananas. Are you
a fan? No? Yes? Okay. So the Savannah Bananas continue
(08:58):
their rise up the charge arts, as we are told
now that they're going to get a lot more screen time.
They will see nineteen more of their games air on
True TV. This is apparently still around. So nineteen more
games on a side package deal with Turner Sports on
(09:20):
True TV. So what are your thoughts on this? So
I saw this headline go by, and I said, well,
here we go. This is the state of sports television
in twenty twenty five. You cannot, and I cannot, name
three players on the Savannah Bananas. You cannot do it.
If your life dependent on it, if your freedom dependent
(09:43):
on it, you could not name three players on that team.
You said, well, that's the person that I think they
wear the kilt. There's a guy that wears a kilt.
There's somebody that does the TikTok Instagram dance routine, and
then there's somebody juggling of flaming bat. I think that
those are the three that's viral, right, that's viral. There
(10:04):
you go as a result, as they call it, banana ball.
Imagine that banana ball. It gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Listen,
I'm jealous. They are right now the hottest thing going.
They are right, and that's of course coded language. It's
(10:24):
coded language that means when they say hot, they mean
really cheap. That's what they mean. They mean really really cheap.
You know who the highest paid player on the Savannah
Bananas is, Miss Chiquita, highest paid player there, Yeah, clearly.
I think she plays second base there. And there's a
(10:45):
I think the guy dressed up in the banana costume.
I think he does like moonwalking. I think I've seen
a clip of that. Maybe it's all down like the
third base line. I think that's the number two person
on the payroll. Right, And for True TV, the people
over there are True TV. They assume this is what
an upgrade over another episode of Baked Car or Impractical Jokers,
(11:09):
the Porta Potti edition, you know, something like that. So
nobody knows who these people are. Nobody knows. In fact,
if I offered, I did Man on the Street. I
went out to the street, interviewed some of the homeless
people out here in Los Angeles, and I said, I'll
offer you a million bucks to name again, name three
players on the roster. One million dollars, one million dollars.
(11:35):
I would walk away with that one million dollars still
in my pocket because nobody can do it. Can't do it,
all right. Uh. You could ask the most die hard
if there is such a thing banana fan, they'd be like, uh,
I think the Uh, there's that the tall guy. He's
(11:56):
he's he's got kind of a weird like head. That guy. Yeah, okay,
now listen, I get it. There's always been barnstorming operations
in all the sports. There's always been barnstorming things. The
most famous the Harlem Globe Trotters. And my parents took
me to see the Harlem Globe Trotter as when I
was a kid, and I was like, oh man, why
are the Washington general so bad. I don't understand. They
(12:18):
should really get some better players. But the gimmicks, the stunts,
all that stuff, it's choreographed, forced fun, and that's good
metal lark Lemon the legend wearing cleats something like that, right,
something like that, And it's wholesome, family fun at the
right price, at the right price, because nothing like family
(12:41):
fund Somebody breaking out in a TikTok dance while trying
to steal second base. It's it's right there. You know
what this is? The Savannah bananas are the baseball equivalent
of pickleball. You know, that was really popular and I
guess it's somewhat popular now, but not as popular. It
was a trendy. It gets a lot of attention. There's
(13:02):
a lot of venture capital behind it, and there's people
replacing tennis courts with pickleball courts, and people seem all
into it. Right, it rises on up. It's, oh man,
everyone's doing this pickleball thing. And do you really don't
need nineteen extra Savannah banana games on national cable television. Yeah, well, listen,
(13:23):
these videos go viral. You get millions of views in
the matrix. People believe those numbers are real. And the matrix,
and that's that's what ends up happening. It's all about engagement,
but family engagement. So you'll see grown men in banana
suits and that will the funny thing about this, this
is going to get better ratings than Major League soccer
(13:46):
with Lionel Messi. Then we'll get the Savannah Bananas, a
bunch of guys getting paid literally in banana splits if
you play for the team. I've heard. I don't if
it's true. I've heard rumors they get paid in banana
splitz and dried out banana slices. That's what they get paid.
And they'll get more people watching than Major League Soccer. Now,
Final five to Jacksonville. That's the NFL we go where
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former Colorado starred Heisman Trophy winner Travis Hunter. He has
a new nickname, and this came across our attention here
the new nickname as he gets settled into NFL life.
He chose it himself. Yeah, I'm not making he chose
it himself. I'm not making lay them so. At Jaguar
(14:30):
training camp, there was a moment that went viral from
the Jags training camp when Travis Hunter was doing a
sit down interview at camp and was asked to pick
a nickname. He did not pause, he did not pass go.
Travis Hunter said, it's the Unicorn. Yes, sir, it's the Unicorn.
(14:52):
He's what he said, all right, So thumbs up, thumbs down,
thumbs up, thumbs down on the Jaguar rookie Travis Hunter
nicknaming himself the Unicorn. So I'm gonna go thumbs down,
thumbs down on that. Yeah, this is the Bro code,
(15:14):
the Bro code that you never break. The Bro Code.
The Bro code is you're not allowed to give yourself
a nickname. That's the first part of the Bro Code.
Another part of that that is frowned upon. We all
know that the Unicorn thing, though, is not only a
violation of the Bro Code, it's also a party foul. Okay,
why you are not allowed to repurpose nicknames that are
(15:38):
in circulation by other professional athletes?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Tallo.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It's like imagine showing up to the wedding and you're
wearing the tucks, the groom is wearing the same. No,
that's not your that's not yours. You're not supposed to
wear that. And hello, Chris top porzingis now I know
he's on a crap team now in Atlanta, but he
was on the Celtics. He's seven three and when he plays,
he plays pretty well. He's always heard. He's been called
(16:04):
the Unicorn for almost ten years in the NBA when
the Knickerbockers had him. And you gotta think that thing's
trademarked now and I don't know, check the NBA nickname
registry if there is such a thing here. And so again,
it's the time we're in, like, it's not thirty years
thirty years ago. You could have gotten away with it,
(16:25):
but there's too much media, there's too much social media,
there's too many people paying attention. You can't sneak a
nickname that's already out there in circulation. You're not allowed
to sneak the nickname past the goaltender anymore. You cannot
do it. So using the Malard Think Tank with the
premise we do not recycle nicknames, get your own, get
(16:50):
your own nickname Travis Hunter the Jaguars. So you can't
call yourself the unicorn because it's already taken. Do you
imagine if you allowed this, how many players would call
themselves the Black Mamba, I'm the Black Mama, or I'm
the Slim Reaper. You know, if you're you know, you
have a quarterback for the I don't know, the quarterback
for the who knows Atlanta or Tampa or whoever calling
(17:14):
themselves the Greek Freak. You know, it's like, well, you know,
you can't do that either. So I went back and
I looked in the archives, and I noticed that at
Colorado there were a couple of nicknames that Travis Hunter
had that I approve of. It's very important to have
the approval of overnight talk show hosts, very important if
you're in the NFL. So Hunter earned the nickname and
I think this is pretty good. Inspector Gadget. Inspector Gadget
(17:37):
because of his unique abilities on the football field, where
he plays defense and offense, and that used to happen
all the time, but it doesn't happen anymore, so Inspector Gadget.
Now Michael Vick referred to him as mister do it All,
which I don't love as much. I don't love it
as much, but okay, so the Inspector Gadget thing, I'm in. Go,
go Gadget. Hey, come on, it's good and leave the
(18:01):
Unicorn to the basketball guy. And also the people, the
adults like my little pony. Yeah, they like that. All
you can leave it to them. Bronni's is that what
they're called?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Brownie?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Bronie. Oh, Bronnie's the basketball player Bronie. Yeah, that's right,
all right, Hey, we'll take your calls. There is a
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generally and anything in that realm. You can certainly do
that time now though, for the mallor Riddle of the day,
and here's the mallor Riddle of the day. So Jenna
Simms is pushing back against people that are criticizing her
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who claim that blank came solely because of her marriage
to golfer Brooks Kepka. Again, Jenna Simms pushing back against
critics who claim that blank happens solely because of her
marriage to famous golfer brooks Koepka. That is the mallor
riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to it,
(19:41):
and we will do it next.
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Come hop a Bronco fan. Remember, though, do not take
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it all, right, back to it we go and pay
off the mallor riddle of the day, The mallor riddle
(22:03):
of the day, And here it is. So the woman
known as Jenna Simps. She was an old model back
in the back in the day. She's pushing back against
criticism from people who claim that blank happened solely because
of her marriage to golf star Brooks Koepka. So that
(22:24):
is the mallor riddle of the day. And she does
anyone know the answer? Random Ryan and Carolina says she
is currently roommates with weed Man Hippie. Her cakes guessed
by Alf the alien ol Piter, her juicy bb L. Yeah,
do lorraina. When women are at the gym, do they say, oh,
(22:47):
that woman's got a BBL? Do they point at other women?
So she's got a b BL?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, No, it's so obvious.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Is it really obvious? I must be clueless.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I don't know when the rooms don't match.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, well when the like really fit. You're a very
skinny woman. If you were to get one, it would.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Be very I've imagined getting one.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Bet it would be very awkward. Bowling balls back.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It would be very odd. Yes, Stevie Meebaul said, Uh,
the poo pooh something new back tattoo from King Rory
leyn Night drug tester says her reason for getting out
of a speeding ticket is the answer. There you go.
Mister irrigation says, I don't understand the riddle, so I'll
(23:30):
just post a random photo and see if anyone else does.
Washing Brooks balls is the answer. Something involving in spector
Gadget from Mason and Hung the Beach, Her use of
hookah from Donkey's Sausage. That's his answer. No, Lorenda, do
you have an answer? So Jenna Simps pushing back against
critics who claim that Blank happened only because of her
(23:53):
marriage to golf star Brooks Koepka.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Obviously, her fame and people knowing her name.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Uh no, not necessarily, but her cameo appearance in Happy
Gilmore too. I didn't even know she was in it.
I have no idea. I didn't. There were so many cameos.
I stopped paying attention midway through. I said, this is
all a cameo, Like this is one cameo after another.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
After like ol I heard it said today. They said
that it was like just a bunch of TikTok reels
back to back trying to get some good like moment content,
actual full movie.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's felt like a lot of that, Like the Travis
Kelcey stuff, felt like it was trying to go.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Viral and the Bad and Honey right.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
The bad Bunny thing was kind of.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Taylor Swift inside the bear costume.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Could be you know, So, do we have this audio
coup from there was a viral moment in the w NBA.
Can we we play that this was a game between
a team in Atlanta and a team in Golden State,
And well, listen, this is late fourth quarter. I think
the game is tied here. Who cares what the score is,
(24:57):
but listen to what happened. Take it this?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Heyes, gets plumped by by a call bill something flies
on the quart Actually, oh, I wonder what that is?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
What will say? They will continue play.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
What could that be?
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Goes off the fingertips of the valkyries.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Valkyries, that's a dumb man.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
The object the block right there?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Well, I see the object, Yeah, what is that? Great?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
The slimer We're not exactly where.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I'm not sure where it can what could it be?
They're about to find out.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
No room for any of that, room for that.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, and no once picked the object up.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yet you got to scale. Nobody wants to touch it, Okay, inappropriate?
Whoever it is, all right? So I have questions. My
first question is was this premeditated or was this a
crime of opportunity? Meaning, did does somebody go away if
(25:57):
some woman had it in her purse or whatever and
somebody like got drunk and decided to throw it on
the court, or did somebody bring this with them with
the intention of throwing it on the court at the
perfect time with a minute to go in the game.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
It was absolutely premedically.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You believe it was pre medical. You don't think this
was a crime of opportunity where somebody just happened.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I just don't think women typically carry that around.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
It doesn't have to be in their purse.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Coop.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Okay, women can wear skirts and just have it up
there and let's say they got let's say they stood
up real fast, or they laughed really hard and it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Came bouncing out. It was an accident.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Did you see the size of this? Have you seen?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's what he said.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, but you can't just walk around.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And by the way, what happened to the golly the
jolly green giant. It lost its you know, it lost
its thing, right, I mean, that's my god.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
So they do a pretty like tight close up on
this thing.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, you were you watching that over and.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Over, goop, you'd be able to tell if it.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Was game us. So I think that's right out of
the box.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Wiled though, because toys are expensive and you're gonna waste
one that's obviously silicone like.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Those more expensive.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Really we met over there's a zero chance that a
woman had anything to do with this.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Those guys are bills fans. Remember when Gronkowski was he
threw uh, yeah, we know, say that word. I can
say it. We had to say it, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
But word, the d word is a dildo.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I think you just said that word times. If we
had a well you can say it. I don't think
trouble you can't. I don't know, because like years ago
there was like we can't say that, but I don't know.
That's a long time ago.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I know seven words I can't say, and that's not
one of them.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well, they're more than seven. We tell you George Carlin,
when he was doing it, there were seven, but now
there's more than seven. So there you go, w n
B two nights in a row. W what are what
are we talk about? The woman losing her her weave?
And now we've got flying phallus projectile on the court.
What could possibly happen?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Someone's implant's gonna.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
How about this deep state conspiracy? How about this? What
if that was a plant by the w n B
A to get another Bible moment? How about that? What
if somebody from the w n B I said this
is gonna go viral? About that?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Come on? I mean, what are we doing here? Deep State?
Come on? Then we have a we have a game
to play. Let's let's do that right now. I think
it's time. We've endured too many of these? Is it
too much or not enough enough? Already? Let's do it.
Here we go time now for too much or not enough?
We'll ask you a series of questions and all the
(28:54):
answers are too much or not enough. And in order
to win our little game and get a golden ticket,
you have to get three questions. Right. It's very simple,
It's so easy. There was this guy named Hollering James
Fast Asleep who just snore and based on if he snored,
it was too much. If he didn't snore, it was
not enough, and he won the game. And there's a song,
(29:17):
you know, take thirty six pills in the morning, thirty
six pills a night from Jay Scoop, and that is
a tribute to that night when Hollering James won Fast
Asleep playing our game. We had Brian in Minnesota. Hello, Brian, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Not much, just heading home from work and.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, what kind of work you got going on there?
Brian Demolition? Oh, the demo man, Brian, the demo man,
one of the many demo men. I thought, you guys,
you do demo at night. I thought it makes a
lot of noise, though. You must do commercial demo.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Right, that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, commercial, Yeah you can't because he can't really blow
up a house kitchen at this time. You know, I
got you all right, well, they are you in Minneapolis?
Are you further up?
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Or were you I'm in the north suburbs.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, Oh the beautiful in Minneapolis. I got, I got you.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Have you ever been James hangs.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Though you have been to the Have you been to
the Mermaid?
Speaker 8 (30:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I was at the Mermaid?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I know I should have made it up there.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Man, epic. What was a wonder? They put my name
on the jumbo tron out in front of the Mermaid.
That was awesome.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
I mean that was like the eighth place that they
look for you, right, like they can't find you a venue.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
But yeah, well there were a couple that were looking
at and they settled on the murmurd It's cool, a
good place a bar bowling Hold. Here we go, Yeah,
that's right, all right, here we go. Let's do it here, Brian.
Too much or not enough? Question number one? Nicola Vucevich
holds the NBA record for the most games with a
double double and zero turnovers, with ninety of them. Is
(30:53):
that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
He says, too much? Let's find out. Yeah, believe it
or not, that's actually not enough. Lusevich shoes bounced around
the NBA has one hundred and one games like that,
double double, zero turnovers. So you did not get that
one right. But when we want to question too, there
have only been fifteen players to hit more home runs
in their age twenty one season than Tampa Bay's Junior Tamanero.
(31:19):
It's a good name. Isn't that a good name? Brian
Junior flows off the Yeah. Is that too much or
not enough? That's gonna be not enough? Okay? He says,
not enough, Brian, Let's find out that is right. You're
on the board. Not enough. Demo man, Brian is on
the board. There have been demo God. Maybe old not
(31:41):
change that. I want to right that. I want to
say demo god? Writing that that all right? Yeah, not enough?
There have been seventeen players to hit more than more
than their age twenty one season. Question number three for
the demo god Brian. There are ten players with at
least one hundred and twenty hits so far this baseball season?
Is that too much or not enough? Enough? Not enough?
(32:04):
He's again going with not enough. Let's find out, Oh, no,
too much. There are only seven players with one hundred
and twenty hits or more, led by Toronto's Bobashett leads
the league with one hundred and thirty one hits. They
were trying to get here, so yeah, know you do.
You're good at math. You're good at math. You listen
to our live coverage. It is too much, not enough.
(32:25):
We've got the demo God, Brian. He lives in Minnesota,
does a lot of work commercial demo at night, drives home,
listens to us. Question for it. There are only five
players who have fifty or more receiving touchdowns over the
last five seasons. Is that too much or not enough
to stay alive? Brian? Too much? He says, too much.
(32:47):
Let's find out, Hey, you still alive. Look at that
you stayed alive. But too much. There's only been three
Davonte Adams of the Rams now Mike Evans and Tampa
and Tyreek Hill with Miami. Question number five, here we
go comes out of this number, Brian. This is Game
seven of the World Series, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Final.
This is the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. We're
(33:10):
tied up. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (33:11):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Aaron Judge leads baseball this season with thirty intentional walks
for the Bronx Bombers. Is that too much or not enough?
Too much or not enough, Brian the demo god.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
You either win or lose.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You either walk it off or you walk back in shame.
Not enough, sure about that? No, but you're gonna stick
with you. Sure? I can't talk you out of that.
No final answer? Yep, all right, let's find out. Congratulations,
(33:48):
you're a loser, Brian. All Right, it's okay, Brian, it's
only a game show. No one's listening.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
You're in Minnesota again.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I will make sure I make it okay. Hey, I
love Minnesot had a great time. You people are really cool,
cool town. I like many app Saint Paul was beautiful there.
All right, thank you? All right, Yeah, there's a right
he genuinely upset.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah he did. Oh that mod Please do not smite us.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, so you made that Soffie that Yeah, I dumped out? Okay,
the guy said yesterday. All right. Anyway, all right, we are, yes,
the very exciting Queen of Hearts. Anything specifically you'd like
to cover, you want to take calls on.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
This people, I really want to talk about online dating today.
So if any of you have any questions about online dating.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Or my wife, there you go.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Sometimes it's great. Sometimes you might get your butt beats.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So a lot of a lot of booty calls online too.
People like that for the booty call anyway. If you
want to be part eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
hashtag Queen of Hearts. We need some questions here, we
got a few, we need some more. Hashtag Queen of Hearts.
We'll get to that. We will do it next.
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Speaker 9 (35:39):
Insu It bares with Little Rain at ten nine clean
up Hawks gonna help you. Gear Rye, gear Riye tonight,
gear Rye tonight, dear Rye.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
That's right, you heard the man.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
It's time for love here on the Ben Mallard Show.
And this this has been cracked quite the week. Online
dating is getting scary out there, and if.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You're doing what happened, I missed something.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Well, I have a friend and I went out to
dinner with him this week and he has been on
Baby Daddy Baby Mama online dating thing. So if you
have kids, it's for you to go and meet someone right. Well,
the girl he was talking to said she wasn't with
her husband anymore. He found her phone and he started
sending like death threats. I know where you work, I
know you're kids. Really, they're gonna watch me beat you
(36:26):
into the ground house. Leave my wife alone. And he's
an innocent party in this. He's like, I didn't even
meet up with her yet, So be very careful, especially
when you're dealing with people who have kids significant others.
You're gonna you're getting people in trouble out here.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Think about that. That's I was just laughing with me
because Douglas in Mississippi said when he was a kid,
his mom used to call all the neighborhood kids the
D word, and he said, none of us had any
idea what it meant.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
That would be crazy so funny.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Like I just I just imagine all the neighborhood was
your mom called what is that?
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Even if we were laughing about it.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh no, it was that just the visual of being like,
you know, a neighborhood kid and you're some mom's calling
you that. Yeah, let's see what do we have? A
frog dog says, uh, what does it say about women?
A woman if she owns a green sex toy, is
she into aliens?
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Well, you know what's funny because they do have different
toys like that.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
They have ones that are in.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
The shape of like aliens, like slime arms, and they
have alien tongues and alien tails like you can find
all sorts of different toys. And actually, I think the
funner the better. Think about how interesting your playdates could
be with these women.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Have a different different color every day, you can different
games the rainbow all right. For some reason, Josh just
sent photos of himself, right, I guess he's well, I
don't think he wants me.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
To look at that he's wanting to make a dating profile.
Do you think those are good photos for his dating profile?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, seems so fine. I don't. I don't think he
wants my opinion, so keep on. I'm good Shane, and
de Moyne says, which of these two terms would you
rather be called? Lorena, ma'am or miss? I've been yelled
at for calling a woman both in my life.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
So yeah, it's funny. Girls are really worried about that.
I prefer miss over ma'am because.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Ma'm sounds old.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Ma'am is old, and I'm not old. I look very young,
So I.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Know you really don't want to be called Aska. That's
when you read.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
The old lady.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
That's a like a European grandma. Let's go to she
makes a mean a great meat loaf. Let's go to
Josh in Orlando. You're on with Lorena. It's the Queen
of Hearts. It's going on Josh.
Speaker 8 (38:44):
Hey guys, good morning. All right. So I know this
is a fun segment, but it's actually a legit serious call.
So I was the one. I was the one that
just pictures so Lona can get an idea. Oh, I've
been online off and on island for the last five years.
I know. Obviously it's definition of intanity is expecting something
you know, different outcome. But what is it with women?
(39:05):
Why can't women respond? Or why is it that when
you like a certain type of women, those women don't
like you. But you get these slump busters I like you,
And how do you get out of that?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
You know, it's the law of attraction, and you got
to keep on working at it because you're going to hit.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
A whole bunch of missuses.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
You said you've been doing this for five years.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
It's a five years.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Maybe maybe mix it with going out at the same time.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
People don't do that these days, and you can't.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You can't they do?
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Do you not do that? There's a difference because people
do go out all the time in Orlando.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
There's gotta be some bars in our land. Go to
Orlando's why, you guys, what's the problem is that's a
tourist town. So you could probably do very well with
the tourists there, Josh.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
But then you see what it's saying there.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
But then families call a quick hit I don't know,
hit and run dump, Josh, You're fine, man, you look good.
I'm sure there's women out there, would you know. I
know you'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
You'll find the right one. And if you don't, well
then maybe you are meant to be a bachelor in paradise.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Or go to the Ukraine or Russia or wherever. You know.
Let's go to CJ. What's going on? CJ? CJ?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Is there a CJ?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
He's there, he's on hold. Hell, I don't hear CJ.
C has gone. JT the wingman, Oh there you are.
I guess that line died, says am I the only
person that thinks that the gift of Hatch Chili's is
a gift of love for your partner.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I've never had a Hatch chili. Are they spicy?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah? Well it looks they looks spicy. I've never heard.
I mean, I don't know that was a thing. I
had no idea
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