April 22, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Dodgers fans being agitated with Yoshinobu Yamamoto, if the Yankees should be worried about fans booing Aaron Judge, Insta-Advice Line for a cockroach, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our Numeberth three talking bays Ball, Dodgers and Mets
over the weekend, not just one on Sunday to avoid
the suite, but Dodger fans are agitated with Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto.
Your thoughts on the anger. Also, should the Yankees be
worried about fans booing Aaron Judge?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
He's off to a tough start.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And are the Cardinals going to open up a liquidation
sale out of Saint Louis. We'll talk about that and
more right now here.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It is our.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Number three, the diagnosis in early case of the Dodger blues.
Welme in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
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You know the mantra we are blinded. We go in
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there blinded, which is whatever's going on, we talk about
whatever's interesting that day. So the Dodgers beat the pulp
out of mister met tend nothing to avoid getting swept
by the Metropolitans in a game on Sunday afternoon. But
that's not the story here. The story is the diagnosis.
And if you have not been following along, la, they
lost the series of the match. But they're three and
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seven in their last ten games, only a couple games
over five hundred. The greatest team in baseball not playing
like it. Much of the recent rage, though, for the Doyers,
has been directed at one guy, and one guy in particular,
who's not living up to his end of the bargain. Now,
who is that particular player, do you know?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
D Ning Ning Ning Ning?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's right, the great cy young of Japan, Yoshiobu Yamamoto,
who has been lit up in most of his starts,
now not fully lit up not like a firecracker lit up,
but just poor enough to not be in position to
win and give the Dodgers a chance to win in
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these games. So La lost both of his starts on
this recent homestand against the Padres and the Metropolitans, and
many diehards fed up already with Yamamoto and his lack
of dominance in Dodger blues. So let us discuss the
question the Dodgers fan base agitated, annoyed, angry with what
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they've seen from Yoshinobu Yamamoto. Your thoughts on that. So
I've got halitosis, theater, and verbo, and we will combine
all of these things together and we'll jump into the
train and see where the train takes us. So, first
of all, I get the annoyance. And that's the proper
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way to approach this is annoyance, because if you are
sold a bill of goods and nobody had ever seen
this guy pitch here, American baseball fans are not watching
Japanese baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I anticipate, or I see that many people were
like me. You hopped on YouTube and you watched a
highlight reel of Yoshinobu, striking everyone out and dominating and
just being amazing, and you're like, Wow, that guy's really good.
And then yeah, he was hyped up. He was as
hyped up as the Kirkland brand Crispy rotisserie chicken that
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so many people love when they go to Costco, the
quintessential prepared food dish there at Costco, that rotisserie chicken
ready to serve, right, ready to You sign him with
the contract, and you've got dominance. You've got success for
years to come. And you look at the resume, I say,
Bill of Goods, three time Japanese MVP, the first player
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in the history of professional baseball Japan, America, anywhere else
to win the Triple Crown three consecutive years. And instead
of being that Krispy rotisserie chicken from Costco, so far,
he's been watered down mac and cheese from Dollar General.
It's not going so well, right, And the Dodger supporters
that you're smelling you watch this guy pitch, you're smelling
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the halatosis from his mouth, Yamamoto's mouth, and how he
especially La has had f five starts from this guy.
They're one in four, one in four. You can get
a guy off the internet, right, they can go to
Express Pros and they can get a pitcher to go
one and four. They could the Dodgers. So it's a
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lot of bad breath. He's had two what I would say,
solid starts, and then he that was against the Cardinals
and one against the Cubs, and then other than that,
he's had three stinkers, three stinkers eer and those other
three starts of over eight eight point twenty five. And
this is a guy on a twelve year, three hundred
and twenty five million dollar contract. And this is not
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the first impression you want to leave. I watch him pitch.
It looks like he has amazing spin on the baseball
and it's dazzling, but it's not effective. So I'd rather
have somebody to throw a slop up there that's effected.
Now it's way too early, but we have to do
the show today, as we say, and so right now,
in this moment, it is a feeling of annoyance watching
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the way this has gone. So just do better, be
better for Shinobu Yamamoto.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Secondly, speaking of problems in a New York state of mind,
here Aaron Judge has been the iceman to begin the season. Now,
the Yankees have a great record, but the burly Slugger
has been reaching new levels of sninkage in the boogie
down Bronx. How bad Aaron Judge hitting a buck eighty three?
Buck eighty three? He's only got three home runs over
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the first twenty two games. That's it, right, massive slugger,
bigger than life now. He was asked recently over the
weekend about the ticket buying fans in New York who
have been serenading him with booz throwing raspberry tarts in
his direction, and Aaron Judge calmly said.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That he's heard worse. He's heard worse than the Yankee
fans are giving him right now.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
So should the Yankees be worried at all about the
booing of Aaron Judge and how he's performed so far
this season? So I wouldn't use the word worried. I
don't think that's the proper word for this. It's all
part of the all inclusive package. So that's the way
I would describe it. You can go back over one
hundred years and there is a misnomer about the Bronx cheer.
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The Bronx Chaer actually predates Yankee Stadium. It didn't start
at Yankee Stadium. Historians, not Laker apologists, but actual historians
have gone back and looked and they say that it
started at the Bronx Theater. And this goes back over
one hundred years to the nineteen teens. And if you perform,
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you get cheers, and if you don't perform and you're
supposed to perform, you get heckel.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's not that hard, period. Stop.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Aaron Judge right now is on paced at twenty two
home runs, have eighty one runs batted in, and that
lack of production not impacted the Yankees as of yet.
They have the top record in professional baseball. At this point,
we have another week to go here or so in
the baseball opening month. Real old, Yeah, it started. A
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lot of teams started in March. But so all right, now,
final thought. We now head to the upcoming swap meet,
which will be open for business, and most real trades
don't happen until mid to late June. Mid to late
June the trade deadline early August, I believe now, but
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we're still another month month and a half away from
the real trades. But most of the time, you have
to have that separation from pretender to contender or contender
to pretender, depending.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
On which way it goes.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So never let you I think we all know this.
It's never too early, though, to peak ahead. And when
I wasn't watching basketball this weekend, I was flipping over
to baseball, watching some random baseball games, and I noticed
that there's a lot of chatter about the Saint Louis
baseball team, a lot of noise about the Saint Louis
baseball team unloading many players on that roster. So are
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the Cardinals The Redbird's going to hold a liquidation sale.
If you gave me one thousand dollars of funny money
to bet on whether the Cardinals will have a fire
sale or not, I'm gonna go. All of It's gonna
be on the fire sale, all of it. I'm nodding
my head, yes. And that Saint Louis roster. I was
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watching the Cardinals, I think I was on Friday. And
and you look at that Cardinal roster and it's like
a verbo. There's a lot of short term rentals. Paul
Goldschmid's been there a while. He's going to turn thirty seven,
which is not old in real life, but in sports
it's getting old. So thirty seven. He's also a player
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in the last year of his contract. He's got an
expiring deal. You've gotta believe that Goldschmidt Goldie is going
to be moved by the red Birds. And then you
look at the pitching staff and the starting rotation is
swollen with pitchers in their mid to late thirties. So
the Redbirds just this offseason they added Sonny Gray, Lance
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Lynn is back Kyle Gibson and they join Milos Michelos,
the thirty five year old, and Steven Mattz who's the
ex met who's in his mid thirties. So all those
guys can be had. They're all available. Any of those
guys you want, toss them into the market. It is
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bit later in the our time now for.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
The mallor Who'll love to Day?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
One of the great playoff performances in the NBA this
weekend was by Damian Lillard. Dame Time scored all thirty
five of his points in the first half. The Bucks
had a thirty point lead over the Pacers. That's embarrassing
for Indiana without Giannis Identic Coombo playing for the Bucks.
So Dame Lillard talked about his last couple of years
in Portland, missing the playoffs. The last couple of years,
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he said, not being in the playoffs, it sucked, Lillard said.
Last year he said, I went to blank. I ain't
ever been able to go to blank. That is the
Mallord riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to
it and we will do it.
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Next.
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Anyway, have a major breaking news story here, shocking development.
I'm gonna send out video. So I was in I
was walking through my steps. I walked down the hall
and Loraina said the.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
The cockerroach was alive. I said, bull crap, Uh not alive.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
She then used an ancient trick she learned from the
old I think it's an Oregon trick.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Did you learn that in organ?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
I used to do it to snails.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
She learned that on the organ trail what to do.
And so I'm gonna send out exclusive video. If you're
on X, I'm sure tag Eddie and this so you
see it, Eddie and I'll put Coop in there. And uh, yeah,
that's shocking. The cockroach is playing dead. It's like it's
like a circus cockroach. It's like pretending to be dead.
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It's maybe it's just resting on his back, but it's
very much alive.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And it's playing possum.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, it's it's the cock which is playing possible.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
And so I just sent out the video right there.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
So I don't really want to see the cockroach video.
I've seen them enough walking around here and no, you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Got this is amazing. This thing looked. I walked, bay,
is it not moving?
Speaker 7 (14:13):
I told you I was like ben, I think it's
so long a boot wrap.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I looked at it, looked that was moving and then
you boom, movement.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Gotta spray it with Lesolo.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
This thing's gonna go virality.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
This is gonna get like I'm not I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get seventeen views on it. I might even
get to twenty. I might get to twenty views.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Oh I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, it was like this and he was and his
legs were moving too. Yeah, he could run, but he couldn't.
How many legs does the cockroach? I think he had
six six legs? Yeah, they were though, because I don't
I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Look at cockroaches upside down very often. He's got two
antennas on his butt too.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh yeah, I see that. Yeah, but I'm now analyzing THEO.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So they got the two cockroaches on top of the
head there, of course, and then they've got the legs
and then but that was really moving a lot. There
was a lot of movement there. Yep, we should name him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I was thinking, what should we name him? What do
you think here? Bruce?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But they used to be at named Bruce Jacobs that
worked here back in the day after Bruce.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
We can take comments from the listeners if they want
to know.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh yeah, they're they're they're great at that.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
But yeah, if you want to check that out, it's
on my x page there and you can look at
the video exclusive video. The cockroach who has invaded the
FSR studios is pretending to be dead, but Lorena did
prove it is. It's all an act. Just like we
could charge money. We can go around and I think
we should make them our pet state Fair season's coming up, right, yes, right.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
I'm gonna vote against that idea. Lorena.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
We can take him in for the largest cockroach competition.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, we could go into like right next to like
the Fried Twinkie stand and say, look at the magic cockroach.
It pretends to be dead, but it's not dead, and
he can do tricks. I bet that cockroach can do tricks.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Play dead, right, that's already a trick, All right, exactly,
all right.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I gotta pay off the mallor riddle of the day.
I always get carried away and I forget to do that.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Here's the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Dame Lillard talked about missing the playoffs last couple of
years in Portland, he said, not being in the playoffs.
It sucked. Last year I went to blank. I ain't
never been able to go to blank, is what he said.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So that is the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
What is the answer? Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
Page down here? Something with Hershey's from Mike in the Mountains.
Gangster Party from Art Puffin. I don't know what that's about.
Hash Bash twenty twenty four in ann Arbor from courtesy
Flusher on page down here. The Gilroy Garlic Festival from Fergdock. Well,
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this is not a fun fact, but I was in
Gilroy last week. We talked about it on the podcast.
I believe the Garlic Festival in Gilroy is no longer
in goil right, they moved it to Fresno, which is
unfortunately the first I heard of this.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, I believe they did move to Fresno.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I don't believe they have it in Gilroy anymore. They
had that, you know, the shooting. Andy from lion O
Lake says that he went to Red Lobster. They're going
out of business. You said that Red Lopster is gonna
be going out of business.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I read that over the weeks.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
I've been hearing that for a while now I think.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, Mike in the Mountains said blackball for a national
anthem saga.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I don't think that was the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Let's see Donkey Sausage got a rite bad job by him.
Callaghan Tim in Michigan says he could never get a
discount on a hooker before, but now he can. Fudgy
says Poundtown is the answer. Who else do we have?
Dame Lillard went to an Antifa riot in beautiful downtown
Portland from Matt, You guys are very spicy here. Who
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else do we have? Page Down went down to Georgia
from Jesse. He was looking for a soul to steal.
Wow Strip Club, John's fine establishment in Cleveland guest by
truck Or Joe went to a Build a Bear guess
by Robin Minnesota, beaver Dam, Wisconsin from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
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John got this right, Eddie, do you have an answer?
It's the mallor reel of the day.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Oh yeah, I believe he went to Weaber State University.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That is incorrect, Eddie, that's actually correct.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, he did not say that, though Eddie said, not
being in the playoffs. It sucked last year. I went
to Coachella and I ain't never been able to go
up Cochella.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Check it out and again if you want to see exclusive.
Nobody else has this content. You think ESPN's got this, No,
they don't.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We have it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
We're the only ones that have it. Fox Sports Radio
when a cockroach plays dead, we.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Give you the video right there.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Robin Minnesota advising us to squish him. Mike in the
Mountain says, that's not weed.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Hippie Chris says, it looks like a lebron flop. Man
Rumney says, that's alive.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's fooling with you, man, Matt.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I do want to let people know you are not
supposed to step on cockroaches because they carry their eggs
inside their abdomen and and they get stuck to your shoe.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
They get stuck to the bottom of your shoe and
then you trail them back to your house. So never
step on a cockroach. There you go.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I was this many days old when I learned that.
I feel like that is not true at all. It
is so true, I want to believe it.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
And they also don't die when you step on them, because.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Hey, listen, this is like, you know, she calls herself
the queen. She's the queen to the cockroach. Right, Seriously,
she knew that thing was alive. It looked dead to me.
It was playing dead. I walked by it like seven
or eight times. It looked dead to me. I did
not see any movement. She said that that suckers alive,
and it was, and it moved around its little tentacles
and all that. And we also have the biggest cockroaches
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in all the radio, don't we. Seriously, we've got the biggest.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Cock sports going on. We can talk about sports.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Got Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Maybe they can make the new Utah team called the
cocker Roach.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'd be great.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know that would play well in Utah, but
I support let's call the phones. Let's say hello to Andrew,
who's in Bakersfield.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Hello Andrew, Hey Ben, how are you? I'm better than
that cockroach.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
My vote for the name is possibly Gandolf because she
said as a grandfather.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
There's no part of that sentence.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
I didn't lie.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, that's her analysis though, See her analysis is that's
a grandpa. She is a cockroach expert, though she does
know more about the Cocks than we do.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Cock.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, well, I have an interesting take on the NBA. Okay,
you're gonna hate it. But when Jordan won his six
titles were the first was the first round of the
playoffs only five games? Because my thought is when they
moved the first round of the playoffs to seven games,
that's why Kobe got hurt from the.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Well that is also a random non secret.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I feel like we're talking to the guy from Louisville
who was by breaking down no warm up pitches in baseball.
But yeah, I believe your father is correct that they
did have only five games, and they did it. They
switched it up for television. They changed it up for
TV because TV wanted more games.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, everyone's complaining about injuries, so I don't know, maybe
they shouldn't take a few games off the season.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
All right, all right, hang up yourself. All right?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
This guy salo to Jed who fled.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hello, Jed, welcome, Thank.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
You very much there at the computer voice. Great job.
I don't have mail though, never step on a cockroach.
Has anyone seen the documentary Men and broad Is the
Rangers just gonna let the universe be blasted. How she
gonna get that guy that that back down to, you know,
square up against O K and Jay. You should call
the bug Papa because then you got a free shaye
from Papa Roach. And the bug thinks it's old schoolIn mouse.
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I'll tell you there too. I didna get my eyes
steped on by five hundred fours the bet that's the
riffle in the past, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, you just said, you said a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You've been on there thirty eight seconds and you just
did about ten minutes of content right there in thirty
eight seconds.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
I liked Papa Roach.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I was good. That is actually a good name. That's
a good job.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Mike Colin hard James, this talk call show complete total
admiration is he's the admiration worthy because kyer are terrible.
Mostly Kyer's are terrible, but they come around half circle
on hundred and eighty degrees and they're very entertaining topic terrible,
which is what this show is. Not too ben But
the rest of us, you.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Know, yeah, you're right, guys, because listen hollering James is
so bad. At some point he's good. He's so terrible
at doing this and he loves it so much, but
he's so bad at it.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
He's terrible.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Man.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
I'm like this guy, he's he's into back. I was like,
I'm into and the other thing too.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Like guys like Jed who fled and hollering James.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
When you guys call up, you make other people feel
better about themselves because they're like, I'm not that guy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You know, I could be worse. I could be in
worse shape than that guy.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
It's all perspective, Ben, It's called capital. A's my middle name.
People are welcome for it. They're welcome if they ever.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I shouldn't want to top this, Oh my sweet.
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Yeah, okay, it's not okay.
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Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, I'll put you on hold, hold on, maybe we'll
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Man, did you see that Michael Jordan was celebrating on Sunday?
Why why was he celebrating? Well, apparently his car one
at Talladega. Uh, somebody named Tyler Reddick with that gentleman.
Apparently Michael Jordan owns the car that he drives and
Tyler red Talladega.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He was holding up the guy's kid like there's a
He was celebrating with the child of the guy.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There was a celebratory you're a huggy.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
So that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, I mean he's you know, this guy that works
for Jordan.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
He did. I did see uh some video of him
look very happy, very happy Michael Jordan. Good for him.
He's not one much in life, so you.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Know, yeah, it's been a difficult for him. He had
to play in Birmingham. Remember when he got I do
remember the idea for game got him the worst you
could played for the Toronto Raptors and then they would
have kicked them out for life.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I used to have an old Birmingham Baron's hat I have.
I had the old one. I love that stupid hat
and uh, I have one with the bee. Yeah, yeah,
this one, this one though, you would have loved. It
was like kind of like the old expo hag had
the three colors always like red in the back and
then in the front it was white and it had
the like a red old English bee and like a black.
(26:27):
It was really cool, favorite all time hat. Anymore, Well,
just you know, after years of the use, it just
kind of, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
To get rid of it. Yeah, sacrifice it.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yeah, they don't last forever. You think I like the cockroach?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Do you think the cockroach is still in the hallway?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well you want to go check?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
No, I don't want to go. I really don't like.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Are you afraid of it's the cockroach is afraid of you?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Well that may well be, but I I is that the.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Reason you haven't came for the cookies yet?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You haven't had a cookie, you schmuck. It's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I have not had a cook Are you feeling well?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
The RNA? You said they were pretty good?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
You enjoyed? They're really nice, They're really good. Coup eight
four of them already you enjoyed them?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Coop, I only ate two, and I would have had
more if I hadn't wasted all those calories on those
damn famous amos crap.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Wow, okay, Uh, well, you take a couple of goku.
You have some some layers. Eddie's not eating them, so
there's no.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Good.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I don't think you need right now, I don't think
you need.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Let's say a loo to Mark the full name guy
who's in Medford, Oregon.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Hello, Mark the full name guy?
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Hello Ben Mallor how are you?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh? F I was any better?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I'd be jed, but not Jed who fled because you
know problems?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Well, now you know Coop was to me that he
does not want our buddy in Minnesota calling back a
dozen times.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh you're talking about hollering James?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Stop calling? Do you hear me hollering? James? We love you,
but you are annoying Coop. You can't annoy Coop. He
is the man.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
What do you is?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Muscle over there? What do you mark the full name guy?
The enforcer for Koop? A loop?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Is that where you are more?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right? Uh now? Mark?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That's Can you play a long mark without saying a
bad word?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Can you do that?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You can't, okay, Well, I won't.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh you can't, okay, are because I I've been told
by the Raina that I laughed through the last commercial
that I did. So if I don't do this again,
I'm going she's going to actually punch me right in
the eye, the left eye.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
She said, I did hear I did hear that remark?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well, Jets said something that was so offensive. I was
taking it back by it, you know, as a a
church going man I was anyway, or a tempo going man.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Here we are.
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You know, the worst flakes in the United States are
from Florida.
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(30:06):
you do a spot right there. I didn't laugh at all.
I was very serious.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Is there a full moon? What is going on here?
I hate that song? Well, you need Andrea to call back.
Is there a full moon? What is happening is some
kind of cosmic event here?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
There is a mountain?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
W all right, thank you? Are you're going to hang
up on you now? Mark the full name guy a
tremendous contribution to the show.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
We are so grateful to have that experience, So we
will move on.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
King Roy says, can we please get Marcel to pronounce
the Clipper center Eva Evanka Zubat's name when he calls it? Well,
we can try.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
We can try.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
A cowboy Killer says he's calling Peter to defend the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Uh Eke has a.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Great idea here, Ike says the instant advice lines gotta
be for the cockroach. I think that's a great idea.
You know what, he You're a fricking genius man. You're
You're immense is what you are. I'm so happy I
met you back in that You're a very smart man,
brilliant that this guy seeks amazing. So that's gonna be it.
I was gonna do something else, Eddie. Don't do Lorena,
(31:33):
do not allow any to get a cookie.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
You win at him at the box, Ben, It's okay,
it's sealed. He doesn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Open it because he's gonna eat the cookie, and then
that'll lead to there'll be king, there'll be little crumbs,
and then there'll be more cockroaches. He's gonna feed the cockerroaches.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Is the trail? Leave a trail for the cockroaches, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
If you want to see the video exclusive, nobody else
has this, and all of radio television we have the
footage of the cockerroach.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Look at it, and he says, then he's doing this.
He's like a peacock walking with his feathers up here.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
He's strutting around like a schmuck with his cookie out
dare and he only took one's.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm surprised. I thought he was gonna take more than one,
only one cookie.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
I think he's a little off today.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Then here we will give advice to our friend popa roach,
the cocker roach, on how to escape laying on its
back in front of the old Fox Sports Radio studios.
We'll have the insta advice line for the cockroach. We'll
get to that. We will do it next.
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Speaker 4 (33:10):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Who here were you talking to? Sons.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Here's some instant advice.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
And if you don't like it, you ben away we go.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's the ins advice line on screen radio. Who in
sports needs are advice? Could be an athlete, it could
be a coach, it could be a media member, cockroach,
somebody in the world of sports. By the way, our
friend Andrea, she is listening, and she said, the next
full moon is tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh my god, it's full moon.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yes, that'd be tomorrow, Tuesday, April twenty third, the pink moon,
according to Andrea. So this is what happens here is
a couple of days before, a couple of days after
the full moon. It's looney Tunes on this show. So
we've we've got that going already. So wait till tomorrow
peak full moon illumination seven nine Eastern. So somebody to
(34:14):
look forward to on Tuesday. Let's get to it. Instante
advice line. If you're new to the show, we have
a interloper, a cocker roach, which we thought was dead,
laying in the hall, but it's still moving around. So
advice to the pet cockroach. We're calling it popa roach.
The cockroach in the hallways here, you're live on the air.
(34:35):
When you hear my voice eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. Line one, Hello, you're on the airline one.
Advice to the cockroach.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Please.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Line one's not paying attention. We're going to line too. Hello,
Line two at eight seven seven ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
On Fox. Line two, Hello, when I say la, you
say Clippersla, clippers clippers. Line three, you're on the Airline three.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Hello in morning time, if that cockroach doesn't have a
Miami Jersey is still living.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Line four, you're on the air. Hello, Line four.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Line four not paying attention, We're going to line five
eight seven seven ninety nine. On Fox, we're giving advice
to the cockroach, which we thought was was dead but
playing possum in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Hello. Line five, you're on the airline five.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Don't you guys know that pests don't mess with the
orcan man?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh yeah, we gotta get the orcon man in here.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Line of line six, Hello, line six, roach, alright, you
are friend from Boston A Line one.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You're on the airline one.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
We're giving advice to the interloper, the intruder, the uninvited
guest here the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Hello line one, Yeah, Hello, you played to win the game?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, the cockroach is trying to win the game. Line too,
you're on their advice to the cockroach. Line two, ambulance.
Oh no, that's the cockroach need today. Line three, you're
on the Airline three. Is there a cockroach ambulence that
we can call?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I really thought that was the cockro that was the cockroach?
Still good? How do you know it's not? You ever
heard of cockroach talk? That might be what that phone?
It could be it?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, got a little baby cockroach phone. Line three. You're
on the air Line three.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Hello, I think we can let why sit out the
first round?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Don't you think.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Ben uh win one game in Dallas first? And then
we'll be okay with that. Line four? Hello, line four,
all right? Line five Hello, Line five.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Miss Cleo says golf Permanax.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay, Well, no, we already had the orchand man already.
Line six, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Hello, line six, man, I know about all kind of
gangster roaches, linches roaches.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Man, you're a roach experts on the guy. Line one, Hello,
line one, we're giving advice. We have a cockroach that
is playing dead in the hallway, but we believe not dead,
moving his little arms around.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Hello, line and tentacles and all that. Line one, Hello,
then's cookies.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh look, that was it was at angry angry, but
he's banned from the show. Line two, Hello, Line two,
cocks James.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
That don't give who is that? That was just James
gam I was hollering James screaming something.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Uh yeah, Hello, all right. Line four, Hello, line four,
Line four, not paying attention. We're going to line five.
It's the instant advice. Line eight seven, seven ninety nine
on Fox.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hello, line five, long and tall when I lay down.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Okay, thank you? Line six, Hello, line six, phone sucks.
Line six.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Line one, Hello, line one, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Advice to the cockroach.
Line one f sr's own cockroach.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
Well let me tell you something, brother, that's.
Speaker 8 (37:50):
Not we you cockroach. I'd learn and hide because what
you're going to do, what you're going to do?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Cock grow.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It started out pretty good. I don't know about after
that line Hello, Line two, the SCC it proved. Line three,
you're on the air, Hello, line three.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Sim Ben Pecker.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, that there you go. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Line four, hello, Line.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Four, Michael Jordan one and Rafe.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah all right. I had to cut off the I
knew the punch line was going to be over there.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
We'll do one more now. We don't really have time
for one more, right, we don't even have time for
one more.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
There is the instant advice line for the FSR cocker roach.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
What a wonderful roach. It was still there by the way,
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our Numeberth three talking bays Ball, Dodgers and Mets
over the weekend, not just one on Sunday to avoid
the suite, but Dodger fans are agitated with Yoshi Nobu Yamamoto.
Your thoughts on the anger. Also, should the Yankees be
worried about fans booing Aaron Judge?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
He's off to a tough start.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And are the Cardinals going to open up a liquidation
sale out of Saint Louis. We'll talk about that and
more right now here.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It is our.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Number three, the diagnosis in early case of the Dodger blues.
Welme in the beginning of another hour of the Ben
Mahler Show. We are in the air everywhere, me here
and you there as we ride the audio coast or
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You know the mantra we are blinded. We go in
(01:40):
there blinded, which is whatever's going on, we talk about
whatever's interesting that day. So the Dodgers beat the pulp
out of mister met tend nothing to avoid getting swept
by the Metropolitans in a game on Sunday afternoon. But
that's not the story here. The story is the diagnosis.
And if you have not been following along, la, they
lost the series of the match. But they're three and
(02:00):
seven in their last ten games, only a couple games
over five hundred. The greatest team in baseball not playing
like it. Much of the recent rage, though, for the Doyers,
has been directed at one guy, and one guy in particular,
who's not living up to his end of the bargain. Now,
who is that particular player, do you know?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
D Ning Ning Ning Ning?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's right, the great cy young of Japan, Yoshiobu Yamamoto,
who has been lit up in most of his starts,
now not fully lit up not like a firecracker lit up,
but just poor enough to not be in position to
win and give the Dodgers a chance to win in
(02:43):
these games. So La lost both of his starts on
this recent homestand against the Padres and the Metropolitans, and
many diehards fed up already with Yamamoto and his lack
of dominance in Dodger blues. So let us discuss the
question the Dodgers fan base agitated, annoyed, angry with what
(03:08):
they've seen from Yoshinobu Yamamoto. Your thoughts on that. So
I've got halitosis, theater, and verbo, and we will combine
all of these things together and we'll jump into the
train and see where the train takes us. So, first
of all, I get the annoyance. And that's the proper
(03:31):
way to approach this is annoyance, because if you are
sold a bill of goods and nobody had ever seen
this guy pitch here, American baseball fans are not watching
Japanese baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I anticipate, or I see that many people were
like me. You hopped on YouTube and you watched a
highlight reel of Yoshinobu, striking everyone out and dominating and
just being amazing, and you're like, Wow, that guy's really good.
And then yeah, he was hyped up. He was as
hyped up as the Kirkland brand Crispy rotisserie chicken that
(04:11):
so many people love when they go to Costco, the
quintessential prepared food dish there at Costco, that rotisserie chicken
ready to serve, right, ready to You sign him with
the contract, and you've got dominance. You've got success for
years to come. And you look at the resume, I say,
Bill of Goods, three time Japanese MVP, the first player
(04:32):
in the history of professional baseball Japan, America, anywhere else
to win the Triple Crown three consecutive years. And instead
of being that Krispy rotisserie chicken from Costco, so far,
he's been watered down mac and cheese from Dollar General.
It's not going so well, right, And the Dodger supporters
that you're smelling you watch this guy pitch, you're smelling
(04:53):
the halatosis from his mouth, Yamamoto's mouth, and how he
especially La has had f five starts from this guy.
They're one in four, one in four. You can get
a guy off the internet, right, they can go to
Express Pros and they can get a pitcher to go
one and four. They could the Dodgers. So it's a
(05:15):
lot of bad breath. He's had two what I would say,
solid starts, and then he that was against the Cardinals
and one against the Cubs, and then other than that,
he's had three stinkers, three stinkers eer and those other
three starts of over eight eight point twenty five. And
this is a guy on a twelve year, three hundred
and twenty five million dollar contract. And this is not
(05:39):
the first impression you want to leave. I watch him pitch.
It looks like he has amazing spin on the baseball
and it's dazzling, but it's not effective. So I'd rather
have somebody to throw a slop up there that's effected.
Now it's way too early, but we have to do
the show today, as we say, and so right now,
in this moment, it is a feeling of annoyance watching
(06:02):
the way this has gone. So just do better, be
better for Shinobu Yamamoto.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Secondly, speaking of problems in a New York state of mind,
here Aaron Judge has been the iceman to begin the season. Now,
the Yankees have a great record, but the burly Slugger
has been reaching new levels of sninkage in the boogie
down Bronx. How bad Aaron Judge hitting a buck eighty three?
Buck eighty three? He's only got three home runs over
(06:31):
the first twenty two games. That's it, right, massive slugger,
bigger than life now. He was asked recently over the
weekend about the ticket buying fans in New York who
have been serenading him with booz throwing raspberry tarts in
his direction, and Aaron Judge calmly said.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That he's heard worse. He's heard worse than the Yankee
fans are giving him right now.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
So should the Yankees be worried at all about the
booing of Aaron Judge and how he's performed so far
this season? So I wouldn't use the word worried. I
don't think that's the proper word for this. It's all
part of the all inclusive package. So that's the way
I would describe it. You can go back over one
hundred years and there is a misnomer about the Bronx cheer.
(07:21):
The Bronx Chaer actually predates Yankee Stadium. It didn't start
at Yankee Stadium. Historians, not Laker apologists, but actual historians
have gone back and looked and they say that it
started at the Bronx Theater. And this goes back over
one hundred years to the nineteen teens. And if you perform,
(07:43):
you get cheers, and if you don't perform and you're
supposed to perform, you get heckel.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's not that hard, period. Stop.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Aaron Judge right now is on paced at twenty two
home runs, have eighty one runs batted in, and that
lack of production not impacted the Yankees as of yet.
They have the top record in professional baseball. At this point,
we have another week to go here or so in
the baseball opening month. Real old, Yeah, it started. A
(08:12):
lot of teams started in March. But so all right, now,
final thought. We now head to the upcoming swap meet,
which will be open for business, and most real trades
don't happen until mid to late June. Mid to late
June the trade deadline early August, I believe now, but
(08:32):
we're still another month month and a half away from
the real trades. But most of the time, you have
to have that separation from pretender to contender or contender
to pretender, depending.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
On which way it goes.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So never let you I think we all know this.
It's never too early, though, to peak ahead. And when
I wasn't watching basketball this weekend, I was flipping over
to baseball, watching some random baseball games, and I noticed
that there's a lot of chatter about the Saint Louis
baseball team, a lot of noise about the Saint Louis
baseball team unloading many players on that roster. So are
(09:11):
the Cardinals The Redbird's going to hold a liquidation sale.
If you gave me one thousand dollars of funny money
to bet on whether the Cardinals will have a fire
sale or not, I'm gonna go. All of It's gonna
be on the fire sale, all of it. I'm nodding
my head, yes. And that Saint Louis roster. I was
(09:33):
watching the Cardinals, I think I was on Friday. And
and you look at that Cardinal roster and it's like
a verbo. There's a lot of short term rentals. Paul
Goldschmid's been there a while. He's going to turn thirty seven,
which is not old in real life, but in sports
it's getting old. So thirty seven. He's also a player
(09:55):
in the last year of his contract. He's got an
expiring deal. You've gotta believe that Goldschmidt Goldie is going
to be moved by the red Birds. And then you
look at the pitching staff and the starting rotation is
swollen with pitchers in their mid to late thirties. So
the Redbirds just this offseason they added Sonny Gray, Lance
(10:16):
Lynn is back Kyle Gibson and they join Milos Michelos,
the thirty five year old, and Steven Mattz who's the
ex met who's in his mid thirties. So all those
guys can be had. They're all available. Any of those
guys you want, toss them into the market. It is
(10:37):
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One of the great playoff performances in the NBA this
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Last year he said, I went to blank. I ain't
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Anyway, have a major breaking news story here, shocking development.
I'm gonna send out video. So I was in I
was walking through my steps. I walked down the hall
and Loraina said the.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
The cockerroach was alive. I said, bull crap, Uh not alive.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
She then used an ancient trick she learned from the
old I think it's an Oregon trick.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Did you learn that in organ?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
I used to do it to snails.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
She learned that on the organ trail what to do.
And so I'm gonna send out exclusive video. If you're
on X, I'm sure tag Eddie and this so you
see it, Eddie and I'll put Coop in there. And uh, yeah,
that's shocking. The cockroach is playing dead. It's like it's
like a circus cockroach. It's like pretending to be dead.
(13:52):
It's maybe it's just resting on his back, but it's
very much alive.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And it's playing possum.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, it's it's the cock which is playing possible.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
And so I just sent out the video right there.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
So I don't really want to see the cockroach video.
I've seen them enough walking around here and no, you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Got this is amazing. This thing looked. I walked, bay,
is it not moving?
Speaker 7 (14:13):
I told you I was like ben, I think it's
so long a boot wrap.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I looked at it, looked that was moving and then
you boom, movement.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Gotta spray it with Lesolo.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
This thing's gonna go virality.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
This is gonna get like I'm not I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get seventeen views on it. I might even
get to twenty. I might get to twenty views.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Oh I want to see that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, it was like this and he was and his
legs were moving too. Yeah, he could run, but he couldn't.
How many legs does the cockroach? I think he had
six six legs? Yeah, they were though, because I don't
I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Look at cockroaches upside down very often. He's got two
antennas on his butt too.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh yeah, I see that. Yeah, but I'm now analyzing THEO.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So they got the two cockroaches on top of the
head there, of course, and then they've got the legs
and then but that was really moving a lot. There
was a lot of movement there. Yep, we should name him.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I was thinking, what should we name him? What do
you think here? Bruce?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But they used to be at named Bruce Jacobs that
worked here back in the day after Bruce.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
We can take comments from the listeners if they want
to know.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh yeah, they're they're they're great at that.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
But yeah, if you want to check that out, it's
on my x page there and you can look at
the video exclusive video. The cockroach who has invaded the
FSR studios is pretending to be dead, but Lorena did
prove it is. It's all an act. Just like we
could charge money. We can go around and I think
we should make them our pet state Fair season's coming up, right, yes, right.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
I'm gonna vote against that idea. Lorena.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
We can take him in for the largest cockroach competition.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, we could go into like right next to like
the Fried Twinkie stand and say, look at the magic cockroach.
It pretends to be dead, but it's not dead, and
he can do tricks. I bet that cockroach can do tricks.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Play dead, right, that's already a trick, All right, exactly,
all right.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I gotta pay off the mallor riddle of the day.
I always get carried away and I forget to do that.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Here's the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Dame Lillard talked about missing the playoffs last couple of
years in Portland, he said, not being in the playoffs.
It sucked. Last year I went to blank. I ain't
never been able to go to blank, is what he said.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So that is the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
What is the answer? Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
Page down here? Something with Hershey's from Mike in the Mountains.
Gangster Party from Art Puffin. I don't know what that's about.
Hash Bash twenty twenty four in ann Arbor from courtesy
Flusher on page down here. The Gilroy Garlic Festival from Fergdock. Well,
(16:38):
this is not a fun fact, but I was in
Gilroy last week. We talked about it on the podcast.
I believe the Garlic Festival in Gilroy is no longer
in goil right, they moved it to Fresno, which is
unfortunately the first I heard of this.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, I believe they did move to Fresno.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I don't believe they have it in Gilroy anymore. They
had that, you know, the shooting. Andy from lion O
Lake says that he went to Red Lobster. They're going
out of business. You said that Red Lopster is gonna
be going out of business.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I read that over the weeks.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
I've been hearing that for a while now I think.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, Mike in the Mountains said blackball for a national
anthem saga.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I don't think that was the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Let's see Donkey Sausage got a rite bad job by him.
Callaghan Tim in Michigan says he could never get a
discount on a hooker before, but now he can. Fudgy
says Poundtown is the answer. Who else do we have?
Dame Lillard went to an Antifa riot in beautiful downtown
Portland from Matt, You guys are very spicy here. Who
(17:40):
else do we have? Page Down went down to Georgia
from Jesse. He was looking for a soul to steal.
Wow Strip Club, John's fine establishment in Cleveland guest by
truck Or Joe went to a Build a Bear guess
by Robin Minnesota, beaver Dam, Wisconsin from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
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John got this right, Eddie, do you have an answer?
It's the mallor reel of the day.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Oh yeah, I believe he went to Weaber State University.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That is incorrect, Eddie, that's actually correct.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, he did not say that, though Eddie said, not
being in the playoffs. It sucked last year. I went
to Coachella and I ain't never been able to go
up Cochella.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Check it out and again if you want to see exclusive.
Nobody else has this content. You think ESPN's got this, No,
they don't.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We have it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
We're the only ones that have it. Fox Sports Radio
when a cockroach plays dead, we.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Give you the video right there.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Robin Minnesota advising us to squish him. Mike in the
Mountain says, that's not weed.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Hippie Chris says, it looks like a lebron flop. Man
Rumney says, that's alive.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's fooling with you, man, Matt.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I do want to let people know you are not
supposed to step on cockroaches because they carry their eggs
inside their abdomen and and they get stuck to your shoe.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
They get stuck to the bottom of your shoe and
then you trail them back to your house. So never
step on a cockroach. There you go.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I was this many days old when I learned that.
I feel like that is not true at all. It
is so true, I want to believe it.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
And they also don't die when you step on them, because.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Hey, listen, this is like, you know, she calls herself
the queen. She's the queen to the cockroach. Right, Seriously,
she knew that thing was alive. It looked dead to me.
It was playing dead. I walked by it like seven
or eight times. It looked dead to me. I did
not see any movement. She said that that suckers alive,
and it was, and it moved around its little tentacles
and all that. And we also have the biggest cockroaches
(19:46):
in all the radio, don't we. Seriously, we've got the biggest.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Cock sports going on. We can talk about sports.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Got Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Maybe they can make the new Utah team called the
cocker Roach.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'd be great.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know that would play well in Utah, but
I support let's call the phones. Let's say hello to Andrew,
who's in Bakersfield.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Hello Andrew, Hey Ben, how are you? I'm better than
that cockroach.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
My vote for the name is possibly Gandolf because she
said as a grandfather.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
There's no part of that sentence.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
I didn't lie.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, that's her analysis though, See her analysis is that's
a grandpa. She is a cockroach expert, though she does
know more about the Cocks than we do.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Cock.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, well, I have an interesting take on the NBA. Okay,
you're gonna hate it. But when Jordan won his six
titles were the first was the first round of the
playoffs only five games? Because my thought is when they
moved the first round of the playoffs to seven games,
that's why Kobe got hurt from the.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Well that is also a random non secret.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I feel like we're talking to the guy from Louisville
who was by breaking down no warm up pitches in baseball.
But yeah, I believe your father is correct that they
did have only five games, and they did it. They
switched it up for television. They changed it up for
TV because TV wanted more games.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, everyone's complaining about injuries, so I don't know, maybe
they shouldn't take a few games off the season.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
All right, all right, hang up yourself. All right?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
This guy salo to Jed who fled.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hello, Jed, welcome, Thank.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
You very much there at the computer voice. Great job.
I don't have mail though, never step on a cockroach.
Has anyone seen the documentary Men and broad Is the
Rangers just gonna let the universe be blasted. How she
gonna get that guy that that back down to, you know,
square up against O K and Jay. You should call
the bug Papa because then you got a free shaye
from Papa Roach. And the bug thinks it's old schoolIn mouse.
(21:53):
I'll tell you there too. I didna get my eyes
steped on by five hundred fours the bet that's the
riffle in the past, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, you just said, you said a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
You've been on there thirty eight seconds and you just
did about ten minutes of content right there in thirty
eight seconds.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
I liked Papa Roach.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I was good. That is actually a good name. That's
a good job.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Mike Colin hard James, this talk call show complete total
admiration is he's the admiration worthy because kyer are terrible.
Mostly Kyer's are terrible, but they come around half circle
on hundred and eighty degrees and they're very entertaining topic terrible,
which is what this show is. Not too ben But
the rest of us, you.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Know, yeah, you're right, guys, because listen hollering James is
so bad. At some point he's good. He's so terrible
at doing this and he loves it so much, but
he's so bad at it.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
He's terrible.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Man.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
I'm like this guy, he's he's into back. I was like,
I'm into and the other thing too.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Like guys like Jed who fled and hollering James.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
When you guys call up, you make other people feel
better about themselves because they're like, I'm not that guy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You know, I could be worse. I could be in
worse shape than that guy.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
It's all perspective, Ben, It's called capital. A's my middle name.
People are welcome for it. They're welcome if they ever.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I shouldn't want to top this, Oh my sweet.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Lords like the company's booty camp, learn not to act
and what not to do.
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Yeah, okay, it's not okay.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Then you gonna have to run a camp for the
loosers like that. Yeah, get a friend.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Well, I'll put you on hold, hold on, maybe we'll
go back. Hey, are you tired of feeling alone in
your job?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
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I got Express Pros here, they'll help you out. You
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Speaker 9 (23:27):
You put me on home, you give me a blow job?
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Speaker 6 (25:14):
Man, did you see that Michael Jordan was celebrating on Sunday?
Why why was he celebrating? Well, apparently his car one
at Talladega. Uh, somebody named Tyler Reddick with that gentleman.
Apparently Michael Jordan owns the car that he drives and
Tyler red Talladega.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He was holding up the guy's kid like there's a
He was celebrating with the child of the guy.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There was a celebratory you're a huggy.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
So that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, I mean he's you know, this guy that works
for Jordan.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
He did. I did see uh some video of him
look very happy, very happy Michael Jordan. Good for him.
He's not one much in life, so you.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Know, yeah, it's been a difficult for him. He had
to play in Birmingham. Remember when he got I do
remember the idea for game got him the worst you
could played for the Toronto Raptors and then they would
have kicked them out for life.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I used to have an old Birmingham Baron's hat I have.
I had the old one. I love that stupid hat
and uh, I have one with the bee. Yeah, yeah,
this one, this one though, you would have loved. It
was like kind of like the old expo hag had
the three colors always like red in the back and
then in the front it was white and it had
the like a red old English bee and like a black.
(26:27):
It was really cool, favorite all time hat. Anymore, Well,
just you know, after years of the use, it just
kind of, you know.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
To get rid of it. Yeah, sacrifice it.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yeah, they don't last forever. You think I like the cockroach?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Do you think the cockroach is still in the hallway?
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well you want to go check?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
No, I don't want to go. I really don't like.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Are you afraid of it's the cockroach is afraid of you?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Well that may well be, but I I is that the.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Reason you haven't came for the cookies yet?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You haven't had a cookie, you schmuck. It's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I have not had a cook Are you feeling well?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
The RNA? You said they were pretty good?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
You enjoyed? They're really nice, They're really good. Coup eight
four of them already you enjoyed them?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Coop, I only ate two, and I would have had
more if I hadn't wasted all those calories on those
damn famous amos crap.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Wow, okay, Uh, well, you take a couple of goku.
You have some some layers. Eddie's not eating them, so
there's no.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Good.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I don't think you need right now, I don't think
you need.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Let's say a loo to Mark the full name guy
who's in Medford, Oregon.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Hello, Mark the full name guy?
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Hello Ben Mallor how are you?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh? F I was any better?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I'd be jed, but not Jed who fled because you
know problems?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Well, now you know Coop was to me that he
does not want our buddy in Minnesota calling back a
dozen times.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh you're talking about hollering James?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Stop calling? Do you hear me hollering? James? We love you,
but you are annoying Coop. You can't annoy Coop. He
is the man.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
What do you is?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Muscle over there? What do you mark the full name guy?
The enforcer for Koop? A loop?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Is that where you are more?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right? Uh now? Mark?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
That's Can you play a long mark without saying a
bad word?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Can you do that?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You can't, okay, Well, I won't.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh you can't, okay, are because I I've been told
by the Raina that I laughed through the last commercial
that I did. So if I don't do this again,
I'm going she's going to actually punch me right in
the eye, the left eye.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
She said, I did hear I did hear that remark?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well, Jets said something that was so offensive. I was
taking it back by it, you know, as a a
church going man I was anyway, or a tempo going man.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Here we are.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
You know, the worst flakes in the United States are
from Florida.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
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(30:06):
you do a spot right there. I didn't laugh at all.
I was very serious.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Is there a full moon? What is going on here?
I hate that song? Well, you need Andrea to call back.
Is there a full moon? What is happening is some
kind of cosmic event here?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
There is a mountain?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
W all right, thank you? Are you're going to hang
up on you now? Mark the full name guy a
tremendous contribution to the show.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
We are so grateful to have that experience, So we
will move on.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
King Roy says, can we please get Marcel to pronounce
the Clipper center Eva Evanka Zubat's name when he calls it? Well,
we can try.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
We can try.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
A cowboy Killer says he's calling Peter to defend the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Uh Eke has a.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Great idea here, Ike says the instant advice lines gotta
be for the cockroach. I think that's a great idea.
You know what, he You're a fricking genius man. You're
You're immense is what you are. I'm so happy I
met you back in that You're a very smart man,
brilliant that this guy seeks amazing. So that's gonna be it.
I was gonna do something else, Eddie. Don't do Lorena,
(31:33):
do not allow any to get a cookie.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
You win at him at the box, Ben, It's okay,
it's sealed. He doesn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Open it because he's gonna eat the cookie, and then
that'll lead to there'll be king, there'll be little crumbs,
and then there'll be more cockroaches. He's gonna feed the cockerroaches.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Is the trail? Leave a trail for the cockroaches, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
If you want to see the video exclusive, nobody else
has this, and all of radio television we have the
footage of the cockerroach.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Look at it, and he says, then he's doing this.
He's like a peacock walking with his feathers up here.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
He's strutting around like a schmuck with his cookie out
dare and he only took one's.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'm surprised. I thought he was gonna take more than one,
only one cookie.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
I think he's a little off today.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Then here we will give advice to our friend popa roach,
the cocker roach, on how to escape laying on its
back in front of the old Fox Sports Radio studios.
We'll have the insta advice line for the cockroach. We'll
get to that. We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
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the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to
listen live.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
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Speaker 4 (33:10):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Who here were you talking to? Sons.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Here's some instant advice.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
And if you don't like it, you ben away we go.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's the ins advice line on screen radio. Who in
sports needs are advice? Could be an athlete, it could
be a coach, it could be a media member, cockroach,
somebody in the world of sports. By the way, our
friend Andrea, she is listening, and she said, the next
full moon is tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh my god, it's full moon.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yes, that'd be tomorrow, Tuesday, April twenty third, the pink moon,
according to Andrea. So this is what happens here is
a couple of days before, a couple of days after
the full moon. It's looney Tunes on this show. So
we've we've got that going already. So wait till tomorrow
peak full moon illumination seven nine Eastern. So somebody to
(34:14):
look forward to on Tuesday. Let's get to it. Instante
advice line. If you're new to the show, we have
a interloper, a cocker roach, which we thought was dead,
laying in the hall, but it's still moving around. So
advice to the pet cockroach. We're calling it popa roach.
The cockroach in the hallways here, you're live on the air.
(34:35):
When you hear my voice eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. Line one, Hello, you're on the airline one.
Advice to the cockroach.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Please.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Line one's not paying attention. We're going to line too. Hello,
Line two at eight seven seven ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
On Fox. Line two, Hello, when I say la, you
say Clippersla, clippers clippers. Line three, you're on the Airline three.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Hello in morning time, if that cockroach doesn't have a
Miami Jersey is still living.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Line four, you're on the air. Hello, Line four.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Line four not paying attention, We're going to line five
eight seven seven ninety nine. On Fox, we're giving advice
to the cockroach, which we thought was was dead but
playing possum in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Hello. Line five, you're on the airline five.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Don't you guys know that pests don't mess with the
orcan man?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh yeah, we gotta get the orcon man in here.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Line of line six, Hello, line six, roach, alright, you
are friend from Boston A Line one.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You're on the airline one.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
We're giving advice to the interloper, the intruder, the uninvited
guest here the cockroach.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Hello line one, Yeah, Hello, you played to win the game?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, the cockroach is trying to win the game. Line too,
you're on their advice to the cockroach. Line two, ambulance.
Oh no, that's the cockroach need today. Line three, you're
on the Airline three. Is there a cockroach ambulence that
we can call?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
I really thought that was the cockro that was the cockroach?
Still good? How do you know it's not? You ever
heard of cockroach talk? That might be what that phone?
It could be it?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, got a little baby cockroach phone. Line three. You're
on the air Line three.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Hello, I think we can let why sit out the
first round?
Speaker 9 (36:20):
Don't you think.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Ben uh win one game in Dallas first? And then
we'll be okay with that. Line four? Hello, line four,
all right? Line five Hello, Line five.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Miss Cleo says golf Permanax.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Okay, Well, no, we already had the orchand man already.
Line six, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Hello, line six, man, I know about all kind of
gangster roaches, linches roaches.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Man, you're a roach experts on the guy. Line one, Hello,
line one, we're giving advice. We have a cockroach that
is playing dead in the hallway, but we believe not dead,
moving his little arms around.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Hello, line and tentacles and all that. Line one, Hello,
then's cookies.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh look, that was it was at angry angry, but
he's banned from the show. Line two, Hello, Line two,
cocks James.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
That don't give who is that? That was just James
gam I was hollering James screaming something.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Uh yeah, Hello, all right. Line four, Hello, line four,
Line four, not paying attention. We're going to line five.
It's the instant advice. Line eight seven, seven ninety nine
on Fox.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hello, line five, long and tall when I lay down.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Okay, thank you? Line six, Hello, line six, phone sucks.
Line six.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Line one, Hello, line one, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Advice to the cockroach.
Line one f sr's own cockroach.
Speaker 9 (37:48):
Well let me tell you something, brother, that's.
Speaker 8 (37:50):
Not we you cockroach. I'd learn and hide because what
you're going to do, what you're going to do?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Cock grow.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It started out pretty good. I don't know about after
that line Hello, Line two, the SCC it proved. Line three,
you're on the air, Hello, line three.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Sim Ben Pecker.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, that there you go. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Line four, hello, Line.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Four, Michael Jordan one and Rafe.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah all right. I had to cut off the I
knew the punch line was going to be over there.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
We'll do one more now. We don't really have time
for one more, right, we don't even have time for
one more.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
There is the instant advice line for the FSR cocker roach.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
What a wonderful roach. It was still there by the way,
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