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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Playball.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our numb ber three, our number three, and we
have an old fashion rubarb.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
How did you score?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
The Donnybrook between Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutcheon and a former
Major League Baseball executive in what in which McCutcheon named
his source. Also, the new Mets reliever Richard Lovelady says
he's going by the name Dicky love Lady. You fancy
a thought on this one. And the Cincinnati Reds, a
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team that's always claiming they have no money, has designated
forty five million dollar infielder Jamer Candelario for assignment after
he's been injured a lot. How does that hit you?
They got to pay him the rest of his money.
We'll talk about that as well. Right now to the
Max we go, It's our number three and old fashion
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baseball rubarb. Well, I say old fashion. It is old fashion,
but not the place it took place. Well come, in.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
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Speaker 2 (01:56):
We are back at it. Coming up later this hour,
we will have, whether you like it or not, a
classic radio bit.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
We are going to have.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Leadis our Mallers Mount of Money, so he would like
to be one of our contestants for that. You can
start thinking about maybe I'll call in a little bit
and all that stuff, So that'll be coming up in
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
We'll also have the Riddle of the Day. But we
begin with an.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Interesting story, a follow up to the follow up or
lead this hour from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It is not not another Mallor monologue about Aaron Rogers.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Instead, it is the former MVP of the National League
the last time the Pittsburgh Pirates tasted any kind of relevancy,
Andrew McCutcheon is beefing with a former Major League Baseball
team executive who used to be a big shot with
the Marlins, because, if I remember correctly, his father in
law owned the team and we didn't see this, perhaps
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not the pirates. Andrew McCutcheon had said that we talked
about this in an episode of the show a couple
of weeks ago. He had said that a from Major
League Baseball had told him the balls of baseball were
indeed different. They were different balls that were being used.
There was more drag, which meant the ball didn't go
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as far, and that the dumbing down, if you will,
of the home run, the softening of the home run,
the manipulation of the balls by Major League Baseball. And
he said that he heard this from someone at Major
League Baseball. Well, the former executive now turned the gas
bag on a Fledgling podcast, David Sampson.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I believe he's the guy's name, So he mocked Andrew McCutchen.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
He goofed on mccutcheen and his source saying they don't
know squad about squat is what Sampson said. Now, McCutchen
saw this because when you play for the Pirates. You
got a lot of free time on your hands, so
he responded, he fired back. He returned fire, and it
was not friendly fire. He returned fire, calling the former
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big shot with the Arlins his claim laughable. And then
he said his source. He said none other than Major
League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manford himself, and he said he
had dozens, dozens and dozens of witnesses. He told Samson
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to quote stick to his little channel. Oh that's a shot,
and then he finished with a gift of the rock, saying,
know your role and shut your mouth. And then he
dropped the cell phone and walked away. All right, So
let us discuss the question for the esteem battle, which
you're part of. How did you score this Donnybrook between
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the Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutcheon and the former Major League
Baseball executive.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So on this one, I've got mob Boss, W C.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Fields and foam Finger, and we will combine all of
these things together and make a pink flamingo is what
we're gonna make, because I'm guessing David Sampson outside his
house he has like a pink flamingo. So, first of all,
the Malor scorecard, the only scorecard that matters on these
kind of things. We had this on our scorecard, a
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TKO for Cutch, TKO for the player in this one
it was a slobberd knocker is what it was now.
David Sampson, who I actually, this is how long this
guy's been around baseball. When I was doing like that
Dodger stuff in a previous life, he was with the
Montreal Expos. And I had to interview Sampson when I
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was doing the stuff with the Dodgers as a favor
because they were trying to promote him, and they asked
me to interview him, and I had no idea this
guy was. I guess his father owned the Expos or whatever.
So they told me, I got an interview, I'll interview him,
and he's he's still in my life all these years later.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
My god.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But even then, there's this smarmy arrogance because you got
a lot of money, and listen.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
There's people have a lot of money that don't have that.
He has a lot of money, he's got.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This smarmy arrogance, and he attacked McCutcheon's source, you know,
saying you don't know squat about squat that was the
the quote. You know, squat about squad. That is a
technical term. I think you learn that when you're super wealthy.
You know, maybe like an Ivy League school or something
like that. You don't know squat about squad. So McCutcheon.
He then said, Okay, I'm gonna climb to the very
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top rope. He climbed to the top rope and just
like that. Uh, he used the nuclear elbow on on Samson.
He did the thing you're not supposed to do, but
he did it. He's like, I'm not a reporter. I'll
reveal my source, reveal your story.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
He did.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Rob Manford man fraud. We call him on the show
the Commissioner of baseball. We're talking the mob boss of baseball, right,
the guy that ran interference while the astro were cheating,
and Rob Manford allowed it to happen, never punished any
of the players that were doing it, never took the
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hunk of metal away. He's like a mob boss. Rob
Manford like Tony soprano and a necktie. And that's the source. Now,
baseball since I was a little boy, has always been
manipulating the balls, which sounds dirty, but they've been You know,
some years they want more home runs. Then I don't
know why you'd want less home runs, But some years,
I guess ap probably now they want less home runs,
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which makes what cal Rawley is doing even more ridunculous.
Maybe they're giving him the special balls that are like
racket balls or golf balls and they go super far.
But anyway, as far as back to this argument between
McCutchen and the Marlin former Marlins executive, So assuming it's true,
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and I do assume that McCutchen was not making this up,
the kicker is that Rob Manford or his people around him,
the toadies that are around him, none of them have
denied this. So using malor logic, that means that it happened,
that Manford's not denying it. Nobody from Baseball is issued
a denial that he was actually quoting.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The commission, and the Commission's like admitted, yes, we've.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Doctored the balls, that's what we've done. And so he's
not making things up, which makes us even better. It's
a juicier story. He's not making this up. So I
did give the TKO win for mccutching the player on
this one against the podcaster Now it's not all bad
because Samson and his fledgling podcast this so, I guess
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will help the algorithm or something like that. They more
bots to listen. Any publicity's good publicity. I believe that's
how it goes.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Secondly, we go to Flushing, Queens where the when I
was there. I've been to New York a bunch of
but I've been to a Mets.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Game in a while.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But back in the old days, you would leave the
Mets ballpark and there was nothing but chop shops around
the ballpark. There but the Mets law to Ronald Acuno
Junior and the Atlanta Braves in a close game the
Mets have now lost. If you're keeping, scored nine of ten.
I didn't play major League baseball. I'm told that's not
very good though. However, they did make a roster move
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that raised some eyebrows on the High Speed Sports Wire.
The Metropolitans agreed to a deal with veteran relief pitcher
Richard Lovelady. Yes, I've never heard of this guy. I
know he's been around for years. They ever heard of him?
Richard Lovelady. Well, the reason we're bringing his name up
is because after he agreed to a contract with the Mets.
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He requested that they call him by the name Dickie.
That's right, the new Mets relief pitcher Richard Lovelady is
now going to be known as Dickie Love Lady.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Do you fancy a thought on this one?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I love this. I thought this was.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Great and it channeled my favorite quote which I model
my life after from early Hollywood star W. C.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Fields.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
W C.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Fields, and he gave one of the great quotes of
all time.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
He said, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, you
got to baffle them with I'll clean this up for
the radio bullshoy if you will. And that's one hundred
percent correct. Like listen, I totally get it. This is
a brilliant marketing move.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It is.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Richard Lovelady is a baseball vagabond. He's a hobo. He's
almost thirty years old. He is good when he plays
with the Mets. He didn't get in the game, I
don't think yesterday I was watching some I didn't see
him pitch. But the Mets will be his sixth big
league team. He's been in one hundred and ten Major
League baseball games. Love Lady has an era of almost
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five and a half. This is the textbook definition of
roster spam. That's what this guy is. He's inconsequential. He's
just unspecial, he's irrelevant. He's just a guy in the
big leagues who's adding time to his pension playing by
getting service days in Major League Baseball. But he's background noise.
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That was Richard Lovelady. But now the tables have turned,
because now we're talking about Dicky love Lady, and that
is a memorable name, Like this guy will likely be
on the Mets maybe a month, yep, not much longer
than there's a chance in the multiversity he pitches okay,
but the guy's been as stiff his entire career, and
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now he will be. He will be someone that we
remember because it's a great name. Dicky Lovelady is the
name he wants to go by. And this is something like,
you know guys that are like young guys watching baseball.
When you get older, you remember the great names, like
in my life, my my youth, I remember certain names
in baseball and these guys were not particularly great, but
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they had amazing names. Dennis Oil can boyd a just
a generic pitcher briefly for the Red Sox. I still
remember the Dennis oilcanboyd right, my favorite pitching coach, Dick Pole.
One of the all time great names. This Rusty Koontz.
Gotta make sure I say that properly. Also a great name.
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Razor Shines a little bit later, I was more of
an adult.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But Milton Bradley. All great names.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And now we can add Dicky Lovelady to the great
name game in baseball history. Right, that's out. Say it
not final?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
So the Transaction Wire not only did it give us
the great Dickie love Lady, it also gave us a
random move out of Cincinnati, Holy Dick and Dayton Batman.
The Cincinnati Reds have designated infielder Jamer Candellario for assignment.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Now that is a.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Forty five million dollar infielder who still has a bunch
of time left on his contract. He's been mostly injured
and an enigma in Cincinnati, and Terry Francona's team has
said hit the road, Jack and don't doo. Don't you
come back?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
How does that one hit you? How does that one
hit you? So this is a special event on the
promotional schedule of the Cincinnati Reds. I was watching some
of the Reds game, flipping around Red playing the Yankees yesterday.
But this is a special promotion. It's Bonfire Night, is.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What it is.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
If you look at the Reds, I know, Justin and
Cincinnati is looking at that, just Josh. In between the
chili dogs and the bobblehead giveaways, the Reds have decided,
let's light forty five million dollars on fire. We're gonna
call it roster flexibility. And no one can question that
roster flexibility. So Candellario hit one thirteen, one thirteen for
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the Reds this season. That is not a misspeak. That
is not some kind of incorrect statement. Look it up yourself.
It's like he went up to the plate blindfolded in
a dark room instead of a Louisville slugger. We are
pretty sure that Candelario was using one of those foam
souvenir figures, the fingers, you know, the foam fingers they
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give out. Yeah, but you gotta buy them, you know, number
one foam finger and all that stuff. You bet one thirteen.
You know what that's like. That's like winning a raffle
and you get to play in the Major. If you
took a fan out of the ballpark and said, hey,
would you like to play for the three, Maybe once
in a while you'd make contact and one of those
balls would be a base ade and you'd bat one thirteen.
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I am convinced that if I put my first four
hitters out on the field, I had my leadoff hitter
inco terror, I had Blind Scott as my number two hitter,
blind Emmett in the three spot, and then I had
Stevie Meatballs because he's you know, Stevietpole, and he's batt
and forth. And I lined them up one, two, three, four.
They would hit better. They would hit better than one thirteen.
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They would, they would. And now the Reds are gonna
have to pay, now that it's obviously the numbers over
forty million, they're gonna have to pay twenty three million
for him not to play for them. Twenty three million
for a team that's always crying poverty and all that.
And then of course they call it. They have all
these terms. You know, it's like sports is all about
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using language to clean up messes, like no one's fired.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
No players are fired. In sports, you're released. It's a
softer to be released. You're not fired, you're released. Uh.
And this is not a horrific financial blunder. It is
just sunk cost, that's all it is.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's nice soft terms sunk cost, which is just front
office jargon for we totally f that up. We bet
on the wrong horse and we still have to pay
the horse. And it's you know, it's like an some
econ genius came up with that and it sounds strategic
and she just kind of go with it. And that's
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says that he always watches Blank when he's working out
for an hour because it helps clear his mind and
relaxes him.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Again.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
The malor Riddle of the Day, the Tampa Bay Rays
slugger Yandi Diez says that he watches Blank when he's
working out for an hour or so a day because
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in Sale to lorenat FSR Tech Queen manipulating the balls?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
All right? And in the is that old? That must
be older? Manipulating the balls? Brand? Is that brand new? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You were not here when there was a Tom Brady
deflated balls scandal that was a classic.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
And yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All about the balls and Brie is in producing here
Brianna and bri Denise twenty six on AX, if you'd
like to say over to her.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And later this.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Hour we will have Malar's Mountain of Money. And now
back to it all, right, back to it we go,
and here is the riddle of the day, the riddle
of it. Now. We do need some contestants for Malars
Mountain of Money, So if you want to play that,
you need to call right now at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. We need two people for this,
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two people to play the game. And I'm assuming that
Bree's going to be one of the people playing because
otherwise this will be very, very difficult for Lorena. Is
that correct, Lorena, you're deferring to Brie on this is
that would be?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That'd be accurate.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Unless we did a special edition maybe next.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Week, Ben, what do you think next week we're gonna
have How about you both play and I'll just like,
you know, wander Rounders.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, no, okay, anyway, So you want to play the game,
mallards amount of money, you can call right now eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. But the riddle of the day,
here is the Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Tampa Bay Rays.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Slugger Yondi Diez says that he watches Blank when he's
working out for about an hour or so because it
helps clear his mind and it relaxes him.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That is the riddle of the day. What is the answer?
Let's see does anyone know the answer? And who do
we have you?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Let's see page Yondi Diez, according to I forty Ian
watches the McLaughlin group. Well, there's another dated show. What
else do we have ray Gun break Dancing from King Rory.
That's his answer. Malaprop Guys says he watches Ferg Howard
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and the other Stooges.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That is the correct answer. What else we have?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Page down Bodies in Motion with Jelad from Alf the
Alien Opiner watches flies Fornicate from Scrooge. Ferg Dog says,
I don't know, but I bet it's not the Three
Stooges Faces of Death, Faces of Death guessed by Donkey Sausage.
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That's his answer. Mason going with the Three Stooges Hold
that Lion, which was famous because that was the only
time Moe, Larry, Curley, and Champ All appeared in the
same episode. What an iconic episode. Lady Sideburn says, nineteen
seventies porn.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Eke is going with Muffett McGraw making muffins okay, Starship
Troopers from Milkman Mike the answer that he gave, who
else do we have?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Page down? I can't read that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
BTP says, I believe he watches The Golden Girls unless
he doesn't. That's Rob Parker that watches the Golden goes
far out. Dave says, uh something something, We'll skip.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Over that one. Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
K pop nature Boy says, K pop. Bob Ross painting
from Tammy in Montana, who was a witness to mouthwash Mike,
who we have not heard from in the many many
must be hope Mouthwashed Mike is doing okay, but we
have not heard from him. He hasn't called the show
in a while. Shane in de Moyne's going with the
mad Clown. That's his answer. Love Island from o Cho
(21:34):
text though see the ranny. You've not watched Love Island? Right?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
No, I don't waste my time on fake love shows
like that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Man, three, have you watched Love Island? You have? You
have no idea what that is? You have?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh no, no, we had a day's look on your face.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
No, because I don't know you guys were talking to me.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I brought your name up. That's normally normally a sign.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
No.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
I thought all the hashtag stuff on Twitter, and I
was like, what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I was the same thing a couple days ago. I
was like, what the hell is this? Everyone's like Love Island,
some Peacock or something.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Great distraction.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
The only show I like on Peacock is not that show.
But it's.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, I didn't say it. Grill Sergeant says Judge, Judy
is the answer. Andy and Lino, Lakes, Minnesota says, nineteen
eighties workout women in Leotard's okay.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
JT.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
The Wingman says he praised to Joe bu in the
locker room page down. Manuel and Guardina says he watches
The Great Space Coaster during workouts. Captain Caveman and the
Teen Angels from Hugh on the five, Buffy the Vampire
Slayer from Luke.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
A lot of three stooges, so he can't read that,
all right, do you have an answer?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
We both have answers.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Are two people have a right? So Rays Lugger Yondi
d says he watched which is blank when he's working
out about an hour a day because it helps clear
his mind and relaxes.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Who wants to go first?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Here?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I think it was The Nanny The Nanny?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, and Bree, what do you think?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I think it was The Er with George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, you're both wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Unfortunately, it is Tom and Jerry cartoons.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
You see, there's a theme we started early on.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
We did the Three Stooges. Now we've moved on to
Tom and Jerry. Now, I guess they're still making new episodes.
That show's been on since nineteen forty, nineteen forty, that
show Cable, it originated in nineteen forty, and I guess
they're still making new stuff. Really, I'm not really watching
Tom and Jerry anymore, but that was back in the day.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
That was a big deal.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Those are are they our episodes? So or you're watching
like two hours two episodes an hour?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Then well, I don't know. I think there were a
half hour, so probably two episodes.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I just remember it on Cartoon Network or Boomerang.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Yeah, Cartoon Network for me.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, I didn't have the Cartoon network. We had. It
was just like regular TV.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Like have bunny ears back in the day, Ben.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh Bay, Yeah, Big, I still wear them bunny ears.
I wear them every once in a while. But yeah,
So Hannah Barbera, Tom and Jerry big fan and that
was created nineteen forty and it was created by MGM
and was struggling, was trying to keep up with Walt
Disney Productions. So they came up with Tom and Jerry
and didn't quite work out.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
But they tried. They tried.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They made a lot of money on it. They made
a lot of money. It is the Ben Malors Show.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Flynn.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I like Flynn's answer, he says, trying to find California's
goal with Heulhauser late great legend heule Houser. Let's go
to Mike the Leprechaun, who's in Boston. He has sent
me several emails. He's demanded to come two days to
the studio. He's also asked for my personal cell phone number.
I tried to explain to him that I don't do
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that because of Doc. Mike, Doc wounded for everyone else. Hello,
Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
I'm surprised you put me on the four o'clock do you.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Want to go back on hold. I can put you
back on hold. Would you like to go back on Yeah?
I feel like you want to go back on hold.
I can put you on hold. Did you like to
go back on hold?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I was writing my monologue anyway, my favorite cartoons Wooders. Okay, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I think of you more as like a Fred Flintstone person,
not not Woody wood.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, alright, give me a big job.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He just likes anyone but cool.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Yeah, I can tell yeah. He tells us that on
the weekends.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Does he? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Is that right? You call even on the weekends. You
have no life. Mike Leard this.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Time puts me off for sometimes ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He puts you on ten minutes, like three and a half,
three and.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
A half really three and a half minutes of Mike
the leprecaun. We might as well shut the transmitter off
for the network.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Three and a half minutes, not ten minutes. Ten minutes,
Mike one time. That's an FCC violation of Chris White.
What you want for ten minutes? Well, when you were,
when you were what we last July he put the
yard and you missed it to a break and he
said he was like on a trip.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
So, yes, that's fat.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The only one gets ten minutes is blind Scott. That's
the only one gets ten.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Minutes, Blind Scott.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
My god, but didn't it rogate to say, let's have
a know.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Blind Scock day please?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, I don't know what he said. I have a
boodoo doll.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I just got a new Bloodoo doll from Marcus.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
By the way, oh he did. Congratulations, Yes, love Violin,
It's okay. It's a little soup beef the part of
the party.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I have a blooper.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But don't Joe, don't you normally just do a dad
joke and then hang up? Isn't that usually how this goes?
You just do a dad joke and then you.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Said he gets ten minutes on every show? Ben?
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Really, oh man, I'm making it done, checking it twice.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I'm going to find out it's.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
A it's June. You don't need to do that, all right?
Are you gone?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I feel like you're thank you tremendous. Call Mike the
Leprechaun there and he will be in the studio. You'll
be here that night, lit range.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
No, I wasn't going to be here, and then I
feel guilty that Coop's not going to be here, and
I can't leave you with the Leprechaun by yourself.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
But I mean, Coop's not going to be here, but I'm.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Locking the door.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You're locking that door.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
That door will be locked.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Why sit out there?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
He can sit out in the next week.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Actually, on what day it's to be determined. There's scheduling issues.
It might be a day you're here.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I don't know what days are here, so it might
be a day you're here. Maybe not. I have no idea. Okay,
so we'll see. Very exciting.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
I just don't understand why I can't have visitors that
are actually friends and we can have weirdos who stalk
us on the radio come in.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I don't know what you're talking about here. They are
fans of the show here, and he's going to stalk people.
Come by for a little bit.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
There are rules here, as you know, lare any you
come in here for a little bit here, I'll he
realizes he's going to stay for like maybe an hour
or the show, not the whole show, and then you
got to leave.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And then that well, I'm clarifying it right now, I
know he's listening. So you come by and they'll hang
out with us for about an hour or so, and
then that's it. And then we'll try to be polier
to you than the boys were to Spacoli who had
donuts and uh Coop was afraid so left him outside
(28:33):
and you had to walk around the building fifteen times
holding these very expensive designer donorts. Now do we do
we want the leprechaun to bring donuts?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
We like food? No, no food, A pot of gold.
I would I.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Would enjoy gold. I think that would be better if
you can bring some actual gold. But you know he's
just going to bring those gold coins. So here's the gold.
It's a dad joke. Here's the gold. You know that
coming actual gold. Though I have him to stay a
couple hours. You know, it depends how much gold. You know,
we can negotiate.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
No gold bullyard, little piece for you, A little.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Piece for me, No like chicken bullion.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Gold chicken boy on. Anyway, it is it is the
Ben Mahlor Show. As we are working our way to
the big game mallards amount of money. Why don't we
introduce our contestants, right, now, then we'll have the game,
and then we'll be able to play the game, so
we don't need to play the big introduction here.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Let's see who we have.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
We have Manuel in Guardina, who wants to play? Hello
Manuel in Guardina? Oh do I not hear man? Well
in Guardina, he's up.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
So if he's not, then he's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
All right, Apparently he's not there. Let's try Dave in Ohio. Hello, Dave, welcome?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
What up? Man?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I recognize recognize that voice. Your your nickname is not
up here?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Though it's not good?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Far out day is far out day? Come on, get there,
great far out day?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Since since a hell, you don't know what you're saying?
Whole on a second, we have men our Manuel apparently
Manuel and Guardian. Hello Manuel, you couldn't hear me? I
heard the sound of sounds? Who do you want to
partner up with?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Manuel's a legend on the show is one many?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Hey man, I gotta go with the winning combination and
that's me and breathe.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Okay, you're gonna lose. That's fine, No chance of you
like the confidence? Uh, Dave, far out?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Dave? You're okay with me?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Dave, you want to win right far out David, Dave,
you understand we can We cannot lose to that woman
over there. Okay, we cannot loseand that woman we cannot lose.
Do you understand what's that I'm to win? Okay, I'm competitive.
I don wanna lose. I'm not gonna lose to her out there,
(30:56):
no chance, no chance, Dave, don't screw this up for me, Dave,
don't sabotage the game, Dave. Hey, it's cool, okay, all right,
what are the categories? Let's welcome the categories. Who will
put Manuel back on? Let's see here? No, no, no, no, no, no,
I have the word. It's the the podcast JJ Reddick Edition,
the podcasters pretending to be the coach of the Lakers,
(31:18):
even though Lebrons coaching the Lakers. JJ Reddick forty two
years old this week?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Today?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Today, today, we're celebrating his birthday today.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well you can you can celebrate, okay.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
Oh that's right, I'm sorry, he's an nex slipper. You
should celebrate.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
He missed every big shot in the fourth quarter. The
antithesis of clutch lob City. Let's go wide, open, wide,
open three ball in the corner for JJ Redick. First
three quarters, nothing but net fourth quarter brick house.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Different brickhouse, lob mane.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
All right, we have The categories are dookies, tattoo, booze,
podcast pros, and Lakers coaches. Manuel, you were on first,
so please pick the category.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
We'll go with Lakers coach you all right?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
And far out Dave, which category would you like for Malar's.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Mountain of money? Tattoos move tattoos? How many? How many tattoos?
You got? Seven? Interesting? Yeah? Do you want more? Figure out?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
The cowboys pull together?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
What do you say?
Speaker 7 (32:31):
The cowboys together? Okay, you're gonna get dak tattooed, Dave.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I gotta start my arm already though.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, all right, well hold on a sec. Let me
put you on hold. We'll put Manuel on hold. Do
not hang up or you are eliminated from the game.
We are going to have in its entirety Malar's amount
of money. Those are the teams. The team is gonna win, me,
Ben and far Out Dave. The losers are Manuel in Brie.
You're gonna lose, Bree. I like you, but you're a loser, so.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Just deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Right now anyway, all right? You know that's I treat
everyone the same. I treat everyone like a schmuck. That's
what I do. We're gonna have Mallard's amount of money.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
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(33:42):
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Speaker 4 (33:57):
Now, Mailer's Mountain of Money? Hello, do you have what
it takes to get to the top? Probably not.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Let's do it here we go, Let's play the game
right now.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
We have Manuel in Guardina, who's picked up many honors
over his years as dedication to sports talk radio. He's
chosen to fall on the sword and lose this game
as he's teamed up with Brianna, and they're gonna lose
because far out Dave is gonna win with me.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's right, Dad, Far far out Dave's gonna get it
done here.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
All right, well, let's do it here we go, bring
your up first. It is the JJ Reddick edition. You picked, man,
well picked Laker coaches. Interesting, easy category. That's the easiest
category on the board. Oh so easy. No, my guy
picked the hardest category, by the way.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Okay, if they know what's.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Easy or that eighty that eighty point question, hardest question
we've had in months.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, alright, Manuell ready you want to give the category
and all that.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Alrighty Lakers coaches, These coaches has all coached the Lakers.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
At one point in their NBA coaching career.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
All right, forty five seconds on the clock. We're on
our way. That'd be quiet, Dave, go ahead, man.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Well, okay, Number one aka the then master dated Jeanie
but coach the nineteen eighty Showtime Lakers, right coach the Lakers.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
In the twenty twenty Bubble Championship.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
He was a coach.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
He was in the coach of the Suns, and then
he's a scapegoat.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He doesn't remember that's how champions.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Okay, don't say that.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Seven seconds or last break.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yes, seven seconds are last coach with the Suns. And
then followed into the follows to Nash of the Lakers. Uh,
we had a weird little mustache. Kobe looked up to
him when he was a basketball player in Italy.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
It was Mike d'antello.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
If you are now, Manuel's actually spoiler alert manwell's a
Clipper fan.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Who knew Manuel's a Clipper fan? Unbelievable. Alright, that's sixty points.
Holy all right, that's choke city. All right, here we go, Dave,
Are you ready far out? Dave?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Are these athletes, these all athletes all have numerous visible tattoos.
Forty five seconds on the clock tattoo, booze, here we go.
Played for the Cavaliers, tried to dribble out the clock
in a tie game in the NBA Finals. A guard
the govern guy, Right, that's not gonna work. The answer
(36:42):
for the seventy six ers, the great player for the
Sixers in the early two thousands. Keep going, okay, he
played for played with the Denver Nuggets.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm about to punch you.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Played with the Denver Nuggets, had tattoos all the way
up to his neck. MVP for the Chicago Bulls after
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Defensive Star. You're you're sabotage of the game. You are sabbathman.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Dennis Ronan is on his.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Dead I'm done with him. I'm done with him. I
gotta get somebody else. That guy's ay, he's never playing
the games again.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
That is a sabotage by that schmuck far out Day.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
He's dead to me.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'm not reading your stupid comments on social media. You're
dead to me. Far out Dame, You're dead to me.
That's not the first time you pulled that. Maybe I'm
going to the bullpen. Shut up, I'm going to the bullpen.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Rock rocking Rob? Are you there? Rob? Rob? Are you
ready to hear my relief pitch? Are you there? Rob?
You ready? I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Get right on that phone, Rob, Let's get no speaker phone.
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
We have a what do we have? A Dookies and
podcast pros one. Do you want Rob.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Dukies?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
All right, we're doing mallows amount of money and far out.
Dave is now banned by the malamotion powers invested to
me he will never be on the air again.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And go listen to George Nori over there coast to coast.
You're dead to me, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
These athletes all were graduates of Duke University, or at
least attended Duke.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Are you ready Rock and Rob? All right? Forty five
seconds on the clock.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Here we go hit the biggest shot in Duke history
to beat Kentucky in the NCAA tournament. Yes, plays for
the Dallas Mavericks right now, play with Lebron for a while,
guard Uncle Drew. Yes, play with the Miami Heat was
a three point specialist, like a power forward where the
(38:50):
Lebron Heatles out of Duke won a championship. Had a
bunch of three point shots for those Heat teams. Okay,
quarterback for the Giant Seems drafted out of Duke, nicknamed
Vanilla Vic.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
He sucked his.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yes, that is correct, plays for the New Orleans Pelicans.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Right now, big.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Fat guy he always heard for the yes exactly all right,
we got the lead.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
What what what was the last name, He said.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Zion Williamson. That was the last one. So I got that.
That's so what do we got there? All right, we
got to leave you time to do it.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Break, Okay, let's go podcast pros you ready, Manuel ready,
alrighty Uh hasn't had a contract extension with the Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
Yet, but it is on its way.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Michael Okay played at Serracs and the New York Knicks.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Camel Anthony got.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Okay on the Warriors.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
You d.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Do that. You were doing that the first thing.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Okay, Okay, anyways, you guys, it's already over.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
You won up at games, but only.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Because sound back, so far out day, that's up only
one because far out day through the game. No more
far out Day.