October 31, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller starts off hour 3 wondering if Dodgers Manager Dave Roberts footrace faceplant could propel the Dodgers in Game 6 of the World Series, a feud between Joe Rogan and Rhonda Rousey + a new edition of the Lame Jokes of the Week!
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hour three. The Dodgers are on life support. Will Dave
Roberts foot race in Toronto fuel a Dodger World series comeback.
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We'll discuss that. Also, what's the Nationals blueprint? They hired
a thirty three year old Blake but Trap as manager,
the youngest manager in fifty years over fifty years. And
whose side are you on in the surprising beef between
Joe Rogan and Ronda Rousi. We'll talk about that as well.
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Speaker 1 (02:41):
He lives in Toronto, and he was very excited and
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Speaker 2 (03:00):
And forth on that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But tonight's the night, Halloween Night close out game. If
the Blue Jays get her done, if they get her
done up three to two heading into Game six, they
will get that hunk of metal, just a piece of metal.
Should the Dodgers stave off elimination, they will get a
Game seven. Courtesy of Yamamo two on Saturday night. Now,
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the big story from the workout. There was a workout
on Thursday. The big story was a race. So what
why would they do a race? Baseball teams, let me
do a race. So if you didn't see this, maybe
not during the off day workout. One of the most
riveting things about the World Series is the off day workout.
So manager Dave Roberts I really liked him in that spot.
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Dave Roberts decided that the best way, the best way
to lift the spirits of the Dodgers clubhouse was to
race utility man He Song Kim, one of the fastest players,
if not the fastest player on the Dodgers. So they
decided if they would have a little bit of a
foot race. So on one side, you've got He Song Kim.
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On the other side you got Dave Roberts. Now Roberts
is fifty three years old. He was given a head start,
so he had a little bit of a head start.
Old guy privilege, old guy privilege. And so that they're racing.
And let me describe this for those of you that
little blind. So Roberts was given the lead and they
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went around second base. He had the lead, and then
he could not stay on his feet, did not stay upright.
He came tumbling down, down, down, down, down. The manager
wiped out. He did a belly whopper and that ended
the race. He was face down on the turf there
at the Rogers Center in Toronto. Everyone laughed, ha ha,
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and Dave Roberts got up. He was limping a little bit,
and he announced to the people in the empty stadium,
I efing blew it. That's the quote, I efing blew
it from Dave Roberts. That is a good jumping off point.
The Dodgers are on the razor's edge as they are
facing their last supper if they don't get it done here.
So the question as we discuss, will Dave Roberts now
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well publicized foot race that's right, a foot race with
Dodger player he sung Kim. Will this be the fuel
to inspire an epic Dodger World series comeback? So on
this one, I've got marketing slogan beach boys and fire
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breathing monster, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make some delicious Butterfinger
and Baby Ruth. So if you're gonna send me candy,
Butterfinger and Baby.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Ruth is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So, first of all, on this Halloween, this Dodger thing,
things are so bleak for the boys.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
How bleak are they? Thanks for asking? They're so bleak.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The Dodgers are in such a deep dark place that
desperate times call for desperate measures, or in this case,
a foot race. The Dodgers have been bad to the bone,
bad to the bone the last couple of games in
the World Series. They can't hit a lick. The bullpens
leaking Kerosene Blake Snell pooped the bed despite all of
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his fanboys defending him. So Dave Roberts, fifty three years
old turns into what Tony Robbins rounding second wiping out
like he was auditioning for an upcoming season of America's
Funniest Home Videos. Roberts now he gave the quote of
the day. That blabermouth. Dave Roberts gave the quote of
the day. I effing blew it. I efing blew it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know what that is?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Do you know that is a marketing slogan? Is that
not the perfect marketing slogan? MLB Video MLB Productions they
make a World Series video for the twenty twenty five
Dodgers the headline I fing blew it because they're blowing
a golden opportunity and that Dave roberts pratfall was symbolic,
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just like the Dodgers are face planting in the World
Series on the biggest stage he's no, the sorta, Dave Roberts. No,
the the sorta would have turned that into a sermon
about Dodger blue destiny and all that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Roberts, you know, not so much.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Not so much now as for the spin. When I
see the story and they read you see, I know,
you have to write something on the day off. You
got a rummage through what's going on. You got to
put a story out and all that stuff. I get
that they're paying a lot of money to fly these
idiots to Toronto. The baseball cartel, I call them the
baseball writing cartel, the freeloaders. They're all the big names.
They just run up the expense account in these towns,
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so they're all in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I probably got completely hammered on Thursday night, these clowns.
So they had to write something.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So they write about this, and they make it seem
like this is going to inspire the Dodgers to come back.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's the spin that Dave Roberts one of the.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Great motivators of our time. He got jiggy with it,
and now the Dodgers are.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Gonna come back. You know what that is?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That is a night at the improv and you're seeing
Fluffy the Comedian, because it's Fluffy. If the Dodgers come
back and win the World's Heies, it's not out of question.
As much as I've been critical of the Dodgers, in
the multiverse, there's a dimension where suddenly they start hitting
again and this is completely forgotten, and the Dodgers win
Game six, and then they slap together Game seven, they
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win that, and.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There you go. So it's all possible.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But should they win, we are going to be overwhelmed
with these Johnny Appleseed like tales of Dave Roberts, such
a great manager. He gave a master class on clubhouse
culture and how to keep the team grounded. And I'm
sure right now the Fox broadcast team in Toronto they're like,
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who's gonna slobber all over Dave to be you?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Rosenthal is gonna be you the other day? Okay? Well,
which one?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
So now if the Dodgers lose, the story will be
what the story's gonna be, This will be forgotten. It'll
be that Dave Roberts put the whammy on the Dodgers
when he gave that speech after the NLCS, saying we're
gonna let's go ruin baseball.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That line that'll be the thing that comes back to
haunt Dave.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Roberts, and all the shot in freude from you young
whipper snappers will be Oh see Dave Roberts, Jake sub He,
Jake Stubb, he put the wavy on them.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
All right Now.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Secondly, staying with baseball, and we're gonna go to a
story that I think only ostrich Ant, maybe Rick and Maryland.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Is excited about it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
In DC, the Washington Nationals, who have been beaten to
a pulp the last couple of years. The Nationals have
agreed to a deal with a new manager. Now, normally
I would not bring this up. There have been the
Twins hired a manager the other day. I didn't do
a monologue about it. I just thought this was interesting.
(10:02):
I thought it was interesting. So this guy named Blake.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But Terra, I don't know who that is. Who is
that guy? So I didn't know who he was either.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I started futzing around because I got a lot of
time on my man. So this guy, Blake but Terra,
was hired as the manager. He agreed to a deal
to manage the Nationals. I don't know if it's been
signed yet. But he agreed to the contract, and that
makes him the youngest, the youngest person to hold a
big league job in more than half a century, more
than half a century. This guy is the same age
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as our friend Lorena, and he's the manager of the
Washington Nationals.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Thirty three years old.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But Terra will be the youngest manager since nineteen seventy two. Wow,
that seems like a long time ago, nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So the question.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Now that this move has been made, what is the
Nationals blueprint? What is the blueprint here? Is they hire
a thirty three year old, thirty three year old Blake.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But Terra as the manager.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So I have seen this before, even though this happened
before I was around, I've seen this before. It's straight
out of Hollywood, straight out of Hollywood. My theory, let
me just run this by. I'm gonna make my elevator pitch.
I'm gonna make my olether Bd pitch. So the theory
is that ownership they've hired seasoned veteran skippers and that
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didn't work. So now they were on a flight and
they watched the movie Little Big League on a plane
and they say, man, let's give this a whirl and
this seems like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It worked in the movie.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And they're not hiring a manager, they're casting one. And
I don't know if this guy is you grandfather owned
the team or whatever. I have no idea, but they
they've gone full like Netflix reboot. It's like a bad
Adam Sandler reboot, except this is Little Big League the Analytics,
because that's really who manages almost all these teams. The
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analytics department will write the script. But Terra's job is
to read the teleprompter, which is the three ring binder
in the dugout, and the laptop, well, not the laptop,
you have the tablet. Just follow the almighty all powerful,
omnipresent analytics.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Now, there's two ways this can go.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Door Number one is that this guy but Terra, is
a savant that drew but tra knows exactly what he's doing,
and this is going to be Sean McVay of baseball,
and everyone will be jealous and there'll be a run
to hire managers in their early thirties that he will
support this.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And do well and it'll be great, or.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
It becomes a cautionary tale. And there were stories when
Raheem Morris, who's coaching.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Now in Atlanta. But he got a job.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Years ago and he wasn't really ready for it and
things did not go so well. And he was a
young guy, and it's kind of hanging out with some
of the players. And there's some other coaches too that
have been accused when they got hired at a young
age they were out partying with the players. And generally
you don't want want the coach of the team to
be chasing the women with the players at night.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You generally don't want that. It doesn't it's not a
good look.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Hey, the Nationals ownership, what they're doing on this one.
They are playing the beach Boy classics. Okay, they're thinking, hey,
we got this new guy. Good vibrations, right, good vibrations.
But there is a dimension in the multiverse where this
new manager Drew by Terra. Instead they get Kokomo a
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slow cruise to nowhere. Now, the good news is that
Drew Bretea is twenty one. He's older than Billy Haywood.
I think he was twelve Membercraft, I think Billy Haywood
was twelve. He was the manager and little big league,
pretty good manager. I like it more than Dave Roberts
pretty good manager.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Now again, if this works, you can start drafting managers
out of college. Give him nil deals. And this is
either a futuristic movie that makes the Nationals look like
the smartest people in the room, or another example of
baseball's obsession with youth over experience and going taboom, right
in the face, right in the face. All right, final thought,
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We pivot now to MMA. That's right, MMA, yep, the
rare and appropriate. Rare and appropriate. UFC mentioned, I don't
let me talk to you, UFC unless there's a good story.
So we out to the boondocks where someone named Ronda Rousi,
who I interviewed a couple.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Times back in the day, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
In fact, she was in the Fox Sports radio studios
when she first became a big star. A great story
about that. I don't have time to talk about it here,
but maybe i'll do on the weekend podcast. So Ronda
Rowsi lobbs some shots at Joe Rogan. Say what yeah?
She said, some verbal shots at Rogan. Little jabs Rowsi
(14:48):
said of Joe Rogan. Quote, he's not an expert, she said,
not an expert, He's a fan. He's a fan with
an audience. He's never fought. And then she said taekwondo
is not fighting close. Oh all right, So that's the
jumping off point on this one question. Whose side are
you on? It's a he said, she said situation, although
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to my knowledge, Joe Rogan did not say anything in regardless.
But who are gonna take Joe Rogan or Ronda ROUSI?
So I'm gonna go with that podcast guy. I'm gonna
go with Rogan on this, Like Joe Rogan might not
have fought, but he has been around the sport longer
than she's been relevant. And the idea that taekwondo is
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not fighting, I would like whoever says that I NOSSI.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I don't do taekwondo, but I would like to.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I would like to kick you with a spinning heel
kick to the face and see if you think it's
not fighting.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Without knowing, without knowing, if you were to falled down
a rabbit hole on like.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Wikipedia, this just feels personal, like I don't follow it
that closely. I don't listen to Rogan's podcast very often.
Sometimes people will send me something I might hear something,
but other than that, I don't really is it.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So the question is did he say something to piss
her off?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Her?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
There must be.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Something right that that seems like that it's a personal assault,
and Ronda maybe she just woke up and she woke
on the wrong side of bed and she chose violence
and because she's got an ongoing beef with Joe Rogan,
or she's mad that at one point she was called
the baddest woman on the planet, And now like, whatever
happened to Ronda Rousei?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
What is she?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
The facts are the facts, and the fact is that
so many former athletes turned experts are lousy, absolute lousy commentators.
They float on the lazy river of cliches and they
don't do their prep work. They just float around and
around on the lazy river. And she's the one doing
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pro wrestling promos about being misunderstood.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's like pot meat kettle. Now if you want to talk.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
About credibility again, I'm not a UFC person. My brother
in law loves the UFC. I've got some people in
my circle that love the UFC, and they yell at me,
why do you not love the UFC? And I've even
you know, one of my my good buddies when my
gambling buddies will watch because he loves the UFC and
he'll bet on it all the time, so I'll end
up watching it on like a Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Big.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I guess they got getting rid of the pay per
view stuff, but the big pay per view cards back
in the day we'd have we'd never get together and
watch the UFC or whatever. So but Joe Rogan to me,
this guy's right up there. He's helped Dana White build
the UFC brand into a fire breathing, three headed monster.
And Ronda she helped the women's version of the UFC,
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and she built a big myth and she was unbeatable,
and then she got her face smashed in her last
couple of fights. And so one of those things still
is credible. Is it Joe Rogan being a great brand
ambassador or is it Ronda Rousey being unbeatable?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Hmm?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Things that make you go hmm. Anyway, it is the
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Mookie Betts surprised many recently when he revealed that his
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His Dodger teammate sho heo Tani is a big fan
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Speaker 1 (21:59):
So move Gey Betts surprised many when he revealed that
his Dodger teammate, and this happened recently, He revealed his
Dodger teammate, Shohil Tony is a big fan of blank.
And that is the question. What is the answer, And
we'll get back to the calus. We also have Big
Ben's lame jokes of the week coming up a little
bit later in the hour. And what do we have here,
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Nurse jockey said, big fan of Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, donkey sausage a big fan of heat Oh Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, yes, sir, he Man, big fan of he Man
from Donkey Sausage. Alf the Alien Opiner says, big fan
of switch combs. I had one of those. I had
two of those. Alf that was like the switch is
that still around? Those were great gag gag thing. Oh
I got I got a I got a switch plade.
Oh no, it's a comb. It's it's a comb, that's
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what it is. What else do we have? I used
to love that thing that broke it pissed. I got
it at the Disney Magic Shop. I bet they don't
sell those anymore at the Disney Matchic Shop.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
That's right, Luke the vending guy.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Luke the vending Guy says, great uncrustables is the the answer.
See here Keith went with a Bart Simpson joke. Said
he's a fan of mister Harry Balls K Pop demon
Hunters from Late Night Drug Tester. Rob the goat Man says,
Otani is a fan of the Malard Militia.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Big fan of the Maler Militia. Okay, what else do
we have here?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
American American cartoons? He says, I prefer the Japanese ones.
That's ferg Dog who else? Page down says he likes
to wear a certain device on his head to look
like a unicorn from a Reek and let's see here.
Stevie Meatball says rear engine sports cars and uh front wiping.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Okay, thank you for that? Yes? What else do we have?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Just Josh says show is a big fan of the
crack rock there man and loves it. From Just Josh,
we have a big fan of hollering James phone calls
from Rob in Minnesota. Power of Chauncey from nature Boy
was a big fan of poker with John Power poker
with Chauncey. Hello, that's nature Boy, answering the call to
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the wild. What else we have? Courtesy Frufford says big
fan of god Zuki god Zukie Garfield and friends from
far out Dave not bad?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What else do we have here?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Ozzie was saying, big fan of a certain type of underwear?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What else do we have? Pete Rose guests by.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Clam Pootine from j T the Wingman Eke and Rose
Lil Minnesota said gambling that would have been good?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
What else do we have? A bat says big.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Fan of Terry Terry's here, Gunner says, a big fan
of winning.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
What else do we have top the tater? I don't
know what that is.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Probably should have said that Millie Vanilli from Todd That
other one was from Don from the That's his answer.
The Baltimore Burner account about free food says Otani big
fan of jumbo jumbo crab cakes. I think jumbo lump
crab cakes. You should open your taste buds and try one. Now,
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I'm good good on that. I think seafood needs to
live in the sea, out of my stomach, out of
my stomach. All right, enough of that, Do you have
an answer? Let's see here, Lorraine show hel Tony.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Corny to Mookie Bets.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Mookie Bets surprisingly surprised many when he revealed the Dodgers
teammate Sho Heo Tani is a big fan.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Of blank Mexican street dogs after the games.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I can see Otani going out of Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And hot dog the people with the cards. That's how
they sound hot dog, hot Dot, hot doc. And they
get your attention and then they try to upsell you
because they give you the pepsi or the coke and
they try to no that's incorrect. The correct answer record
to Mookie Bets Sho Hao Tani is a big fan
of country music.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Country huh.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Unfortunately, no no names were mentioned.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No names were mentioned, so we don't know exactly what
bands he likes, but that that was the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That was the answer, country music.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
It's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well he likes he likes.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Other stuff too, like K pop and Latin music and
country music.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
But the country one was like, why would a guy
you know from Japan. I don't know. Maybe it's great.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I have a buddy of mine runs a country music
like a streaming channel. It's his kind of bread and
butter thing. He flexes around with it, so I guess
it's not as bread and butter. He fuses around with
it and he does very well.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
In Germany. He has the most listeners to his channel.
Is in Germany. They love country music in Germany.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, let's go to the phones, and who do we
have he Let's see eeny meeni mini mom.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Trying to see who's the There is John and Atlanta
still there? I see if John is there? John in Atlanta? Hello?
John left? He is gone? All right? John has left
the building. I feel like all these people are gone,
so I don't know. Let's go to Kelly in de Moine.
Is Kelly there? Hello Kelly. Welcome Kelly, Kelly in the Moine.
See he's not there. We'll move on.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Let's let's go to blind Scott. We'll us go through
the whole board see and reset the boarders. Let's go
to blind Scott. Hello, blind Scott, thanks.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
For taking my call. I'm trying to make coffee here.
It just went terribly actually, So, dude, EA Sports they
do video games. I think you have a chance of
doing voices on EA Sports for their new video games.
I actually I interviewed with them and they use a
radio guy from Utah and they're the ones who bought
me that blue check mark on Twitter. They're not interested
in me. They think I have mett to illness. But
(27:49):
I think they might be interested in you, seeing that
I actually got an interview. You know what I'm saying, dude.
One other yeah, sure did show. Hey, Otani guy, he
would be the best athlete in any sport if he
played football right now, he'd beat starting quarterback on any team.
Don't you agree? No, Okay, another thing about the mafia,
(28:09):
since I got your here, while I'm on the line.
I talked to Mafia members recently and they said the
Mafia was still alive, and I kind of laughed, you know,
O haha, yeah, big deal. You know, I really do
think the Mafia is still alive, very strongly. I don't
know where they operate from, but they're operating in the
United States, and I think that I don't think they
can affect sports. There's no way you can fix the
game in sports.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
You can do these.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Goofy little option bets in fixed games that way, but
you can't fix a whole game. You'd have to have
a referee, a couple players, and a coach on on board.
But if you look at Chauncey Phillips, he played this
game against the Celtics last year. It was it was
a Trailblazers and Celtics. They lost by exactly ten points.
At the end of the game. The spread with nine
and Phillips through the game. They got to throw him
(28:51):
in jail for that. If they're throwing people in jail
for stealing Boloney sandwiches day times, they got to throw
him in jail for that. To make a game out
of him. It's the Integra already had the game. If
he slides on this, then everybody should fly. The should
just empty all the prisons and everybody can call Ben
Mouther from there.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, that's a great idea. I think we was just
let everyone out. That's a brilliant idea. That is That's
one of the great ideas you've ever come over.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, like that movie, and I'm glad we moved on
from what happened that. You know. We're moved on, man, Ben,
I'm gonna live tweet. Oh no, not live tweek on
the Fifth Hour. This weekend. I will be live posting
for the Fifth Hour. If you can find out where
I'm doing that, I will be posting. I didn't listen
last weekend either. I will be live posting sixth fifth
Hour episodes this weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Okay, five minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
That's wonderful, that's right, And there might be there might
be on Halloween night a special ask Ben on.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, I'm back with the show.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I'm back. I'm not going to any other show ever
again either. That was a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I see, they don't.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
They don't. They don't do good radio with those other shows.
They're amateurs, Amateur hour, And.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
This is where you want to be. If you want
to become famous, this is where you become famous. I
am very famous because of this show. I got an
interview with the A Sports because of it.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yes, all because of your calls to talk radio, overnight
talk radio.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right, well thank you. There he goes. Unbelievable. All right,
let see who is next year. I don't know any
meenie money mo. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
This thing hasn't been re said. Well, let's go to
eat dog there. He's not there, right, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
He does he dog? Eat dog?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
There?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
He is he dog on Long Island? Hello, eat dog? Unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
But my good friend Melissa has has an ex explosion now, James.
She asked him to my choice of her and he
got very angry.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
And I came into in the equation and I tell
you for Melissa and she uses it every night she says,
sing it about me.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Did you just say what I think you said?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
What are you up to over there? Let's go, we'll
put a Long Island early on there. There's the Long
Island is kind of big, like what part are you
in there? And yeah, did.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
You grow up there? Move on? Did you hear Maria?
With children. Did you ever watch it? You're married with children?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Well, as you know, I'm young guy. I don't mean
maybe I watched it. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Thank or Kenny bet to bring anyway, how do you
how do you like?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
You know, listen Terine hurricane?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh yeah, the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, I like I love hurricane coverage because it's cool
when the news people are standing in the hurricane telling
people not to go outside while they're outside.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I think that's always fun. I think that's kind of
watch that.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Lorena.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're all over the place, you know, eat dog, you
jump around, you jump all over the place.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I know.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I just want to ask Lorena a question.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Let me let me see if she's a bit well, Lorenda,
there's a guy named Dog. He lives on Long Island.
He's friends with Melissa, but they're not really an item.
But he wants to ask you a question. Your thoughts
on that? Lorena?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I uh, I suppose I could take a question, She.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Says, she might take a question, but.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
All time? What what's your favorite movie of all time?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Legally Blonde?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
You know what mine is?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Get the Dumb and Dummer Back to the Future. Okay,
what are we? What are we? Doing, dude, nobody cares.
Just say say the name. Come on there you go.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. By
the way, So that's a dated movie, dude. That's a
dated movie.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
You gotta know.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I've never watched that.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I've never heard of that in my life. It's a classic.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
The give to the Store. And we picked that movie,
and we picked that movie. So he ran it back
to his house and his dog said, he guys, do
there we got two movies. He's like, oh, maybe I
gotta I gotta get one of them. I got.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
All right, I have no idea what was happening?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
No, no, it's that's the Dog Eat Dog. He covered
like eight things in that call. None of them we
wanted to talk about. But he covered all eight things,
which is all we can to.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh doesn't yeah dog, Now you don't know this, bree.
But in the early days, there used to be Joe Dog.
There was E Dog, and Joe Dog would.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Call us from Long Island back in like the early
two thousands. But Joe Dog grew up and got a
family or whatever. But E Dog, you know, he has it,
so he's still loyal to the show. He didn't leave,
he didn't sell out and live a life. He's still
with us. But Joe Dog not part of the show.
(34:03):
It's unfortunate. We have Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the
Week for the rest of the hour. Big Ben's Lame
Jokes a week. We'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Hey, Happy Halloween. This has to be the top Halloween song, right.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You can't think of anything that tops the Monstermash Ghostbusters.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Not bad either, Bill Miller. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
As we work our way through the overnight hours together,
Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week coming up momentarily,
all the best singers, all the best one liners that'll
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Them, Ben Maler Show at Ben Maler Show within YouTube
and at Benny Versus the Penny. In fact, that that's
up now Benny Versus the Penny. If you wanna watch
later on all the big NFL picks who I like,
who I'm picking to win those games? What I think
is going to happen on Benny versus the Penny. So
check that out and out back to it.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Blame Weed, Blame week who it's Big Ben's lame joke
of the week.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And we go now to South Florida and we say
hello to our friend.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
His name is Billy, but on this show he is
the superhero known as.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Weed Man Hippie. Hello, weed Man, Hippie.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Hey, Ben made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
All right, weed Man, I'm gonna attempt to make you
laugh weed Man. And good news. I've just gotten a
call from the Miami Dolphins. You are in line to
coach the Dolphins in their next game. Congratulations, we've man,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What kind of offense are you gonna run if you
coach the Dolphins?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well run, No, you're gonna run the four to twenty offense,
you dummy. Come on man.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Oh okay, here.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
We go, here you go, All right, here we go.
These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
If you'd like to join the Underappreciated, Underpaid because they
get no money.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Joke writing crew for the show like legends.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, Chippin' in Maine, Surfer Todd the comedian,
all those guys.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Then send me an email.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Benmahler Show at gmail dot com, Ben Malors.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Show at gmail dot com. Let's go in here, weed Man,
What are the law?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
What are the Los Angeles Dodgers and weed Man hippie
have in common?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
What missing teeth?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's Gordon in Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
There you go, all right? Why hello? Why is weed
Man a lucky guy?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, he never has to runt a Halloween costume? That's
from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. What did weed Man's jack o'
lantern say to him after here he got done carving it?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Well, nothing because it didn't have any teeth. That's Andy
from Line Lakes.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
There.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
There you go. Have a teeth joke tooth joke.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
How can weed Man track the package that Sir scratch
Off sent to him? How he can call in Amber
alert for Little Debbie. That's ship in Maine number one
A couple a couple of years ago. So Scratchoff promised
all this little Debbie stuff and then totally flaked on us.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
We're still waiting for our Arkansas meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
By the way, I wonder what happened with that interesting
Mike the Leprechaun set this one? And if weed Man
was president, what would he do on day one?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
What you would pass a joint bill is what you
would do?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
There?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You go, all right? What did? What? How's a good joke?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
What weed Man say when he saw a used condom
in the street?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
What you said? That's where the rubber meets the road
right there? That's a surfer Todd who's now living in Vegas.
Our guy, Surfer Todd is relocated to Las Vegas. All right,
what should weed Man Vegas? What should weed Man dress
up as for Halloween?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What a homeless guy? That's Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, if weed Man came to Boston, what might he
find while dumpster diving?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
What a lobster? A lobster that's Mike Michael. What is we?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
What is weed Man afraid of? What job applications? That's
Noah in Austin. Big Ben's lame jokes. These are actual
jokes sending by actual listeners of the show. Here's one
from Georgia.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
And Uvalde, Texas.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
What should weed Man Hippie's segment be called Today since
it's Halloween.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
What mask the weed Man? Mask the weaven?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
How does Weedman show that he is suspicious about sports events?
How he wears the same underwear for at least a week?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
At least a week here, Well, it's Mike phi Leprecaun.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well what does weed Man hippie have in common with
the Dallas Cowboys defense?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, weed Man?
Speaker 5 (39:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
There is he going locking two blacking teeth? I don't know.
Did he hang up? Weed Man?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Why does Marcel want to be an offensive lineman for
the Giants because.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
He's great at blocking? At blocking? There we go, all right,
it's Halloween. Thank you. I don't know. Guess his Obama
phone died or something like that.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
I don't
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Sin City. That'll be available for you later today. A
podcast only version of the Overnight Show. But here an
hour three. The Dodgers are on life support. Will Dave
Roberts foot race in Toronto fuel a Dodger World series comeback.
(00:43):
We'll discuss that. Also, what's the Nationals blueprint? They hired
a thirty three year old Blake but Trap as manager,
the youngest manager in fifty years over fifty years. And
whose side are you on in the surprising beef between
Joe Rogan and Ronda Rousi. We'll talk about that as well.
Right now here it is our number three. It is
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
Guy named Canadian Mike. You don't know him. He worked
here years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He lives in Toronto, and he was very excited and
he sent me a message. He's like, hey, I want
to be her Toronto correspondent when the Blue Jays win
the World Series. So the Blue Jays haven't won the
World Series, but I want to be the correspondent. And well,
they're probably gonna win it on Friday night. The show's
dark on Friday night. We don't do the show on
Friday night. We do a podcast on Friday night, and
so we're back.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And forth on that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But tonight's the night, Halloween Night close out game. If
the Blue Jays get her done, if they get her
done up three to two heading into Game six, they
will get that hunk of metal, just a piece of metal.
Should the Dodgers stave off elimination, they will get a
Game seven. Courtesy of Yamamo two on Saturday night. Now,
(03:24):
the big story from the workout. There was a workout
on Thursday. The big story was a race. So what
why would they do a race? Baseball teams, let me
do a race. So if you didn't see this, maybe
not during the off day workout. One of the most
riveting things about the World Series is the off day workout.
So manager Dave Roberts I really liked him in that spot.
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Dave Roberts decided that the best way, the best way
to lift the spirits of the Dodgers clubhouse was to
race utility man He Song Kim, one of the fastest players,
if not the fastest player on the Dodgers. So they
decided if they would have a little bit of a
foot race. So on one side, you've got He Song Kim.
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On the other side you got Dave Roberts. Now Roberts
is fifty three years old. He was given a head start,
so he had a little bit of a head start.
Old guy privilege, old guy privilege. And so that they're racing.
And let me describe this for those of you that
little blind. So Roberts was given the lead and they
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went around second base. He had the lead, and then
he could not stay on his feet, did not stay upright.
He came tumbling down, down, down, down, down. The manager
wiped out. He did a belly whopper and that ended
the race. He was face down on the turf there
at the Rogers Center in Toronto. Everyone laughed, ha ha,
(04:55):
and Dave Roberts got up. He was limping a little bit,
and he announced to the people in the empty stadium,
I efing blew it. That's the quote, I efing blew
it from Dave Roberts. That is a good jumping off point.
The Dodgers are on the razor's edge as they are
facing their last supper if they don't get it done here.
So the question as we discuss, will Dave Roberts now
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well publicized foot race that's right, a foot race with
Dodger player he sung Kim. Will this be the fuel
to inspire an epic Dodger World series comeback? So on
this one, I've got marketing slogan beach boys and fire
(05:40):
breathing monster, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make some delicious Butterfinger
and Baby Ruth. So if you're gonna send me candy,
Butterfinger and Baby.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Ruth is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So, first of all, on this Halloween, this Dodger thing,
things are so bleak for the boys.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
How bleak are they? Thanks for asking? They're so bleak.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The Dodgers are in such a deep dark place that
desperate times call for desperate measures, or in this case,
a foot race. The Dodgers have been bad to the bone,
bad to the bone the last couple of games in
the World Series. They can't hit a lick. The bullpens
leaking Kerosene Blake Snell pooped the bed despite all of
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his fanboys defending him. So Dave Roberts, fifty three years
old turns into what Tony Robbins rounding second wiping out
like he was auditioning for an upcoming season of America's
Funniest Home Videos. Roberts now he gave the quote of
the day. That blabermouth. Dave Roberts gave the quote of
the day. I effing blew it. I efing blew it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know what that is?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Do you know that is a marketing slogan? Is that
not the perfect marketing slogan? MLB Video MLB Productions they
make a World Series video for the twenty twenty five
Dodgers the headline I fing blew it because they're blowing
a golden opportunity and that Dave roberts pratfall was symbolic,
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just like the Dodgers are face planting in the World
Series on the biggest stage he's no, the sorta, Dave Roberts. No,
the the sorta would have turned that into a sermon
about Dodger blue destiny and all that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Roberts, you know, not so much.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Not so much now as for the spin. When I
see the story and they read you see, I know,
you have to write something on the day off. You
got a rummage through what's going on. You got to
put a story out and all that stuff. I get
that they're paying a lot of money to fly these
idiots to Toronto. The baseball cartel, I call them the
baseball writing cartel, the freeloaders. They're all the big names.
They just run up the expense account in these towns,
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so they're all in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I probably got completely hammered on Thursday night, these clowns.
So they had to write something.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So they write about this, and they make it seem
like this is going to inspire the Dodgers to come back.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's the spin that Dave Roberts one of the.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Great motivators of our time. He got jiggy with it,
and now the Dodgers are.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Gonna come back. You know what that is?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That is a night at the improv and you're seeing
Fluffy the Comedian, because it's Fluffy. If the Dodgers come
back and win the World's Heies, it's not out of question.
As much as I've been critical of the Dodgers, in
the multiverse, there's a dimension where suddenly they start hitting
again and this is completely forgotten, and the Dodgers win
Game six, and then they slap together Game seven, they
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win that, and.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There you go. So it's all possible.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
But should they win, we are going to be overwhelmed
with these Johnny Appleseed like tales of Dave Roberts, such
a great manager. He gave a master class on clubhouse
culture and how to keep the team grounded. And I'm
sure right now the Fox broadcast team in Toronto they're like,
(08:57):
who's gonna slobber all over Dave to be you?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Rosenthal is gonna be you the other day? Okay? Well,
which one?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
So now if the Dodgers lose, the story will be
what the story's gonna be, This will be forgotten. It'll
be that Dave Roberts put the whammy on the Dodgers
when he gave that speech after the NLCS, saying we're
gonna let's go ruin baseball.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
That line that'll be the thing that comes back to
haunt Dave.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Roberts, and all the shot in freude from you young
whipper snappers will be Oh see Dave Roberts, Jake sub He,
Jake Stubb, he put the wavy on them.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
All right Now.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Secondly, staying with baseball, and we're gonna go to a
story that I think only ostrich Ant, maybe Rick and Maryland.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Is excited about it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
In DC, the Washington Nationals, who have been beaten to
a pulp the last couple of years. The Nationals have
agreed to a deal with a new manager. Now, normally
I would not bring this up. There have been the
Twins hired a manager the other day. I didn't do
a monologue about it. I just thought this was interesting.
(10:02):
I thought it was interesting. So this guy named Blake.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But Terra, I don't know who that is. Who is
that guy? So I didn't know who he was either.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I started futzing around because I got a lot of
time on my man. So this guy, Blake but Terra,
was hired as the manager. He agreed to a deal
to manage the Nationals. I don't know if it's been
signed yet. But he agreed to the contract, and that
makes him the youngest, the youngest person to hold a
big league job in more than half a century, more
than half a century. This guy is the same age
(10:32):
as our friend Lorena, and he's the manager of the
Washington Nationals.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Thirty three years old.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But Terra will be the youngest manager since nineteen seventy two. Wow,
that seems like a long time ago, nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So the question.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Now that this move has been made, what is the
Nationals blueprint? What is the blueprint here? Is they hire
a thirty three year old, thirty three year old Blake.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But Terra as the manager.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
So I have seen this before, even though this happened
before I was around, I've seen this before. It's straight
out of Hollywood, straight out of Hollywood. My theory, let
me just run this by. I'm gonna make my elevator pitch.
I'm gonna make my olether Bd pitch. So the theory
is that ownership they've hired seasoned veteran skippers and that
(11:22):
didn't work. So now they were on a flight and
they watched the movie Little Big League on a plane
and they say, man, let's give this a whirl and
this seems like a good idea.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It worked in the movie.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And they're not hiring a manager, they're casting one. And
I don't know if this guy is you grandfather owned
the team or whatever. I have no idea, but they
they've gone full like Netflix reboot. It's like a bad
Adam Sandler reboot, except this is Little Big League the Analytics,
because that's really who manages almost all these teams. The
(12:00):
analytics department will write the script. But Terra's job is
to read the teleprompter, which is the three ring binder
in the dugout, and the laptop, well, not the laptop,
you have the tablet. Just follow the almighty all powerful,
omnipresent analytics.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Now, there's two ways this can go.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Door Number one is that this guy but Terra, is
a savant that drew but tra knows exactly what he's doing,
and this is going to be Sean McVay of baseball,
and everyone will be jealous and there'll be a run
to hire managers in their early thirties that he will
support this.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And do well and it'll be great, or.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
It becomes a cautionary tale. And there were stories when
Raheem Morris, who's coaching.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Now in Atlanta. But he got a job.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Years ago and he wasn't really ready for it and
things did not go so well. And he was a
young guy, and it's kind of hanging out with some
of the players. And there's some other coaches too that
have been accused when they got hired at a young
age they were out partying with the players. And generally
you don't want want the coach of the team to
be chasing the women with the players at night.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
You generally don't want that. It doesn't it's not a
good look.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Hey, the Nationals ownership, what they're doing on this one.
They are playing the beach Boy classics. Okay, they're thinking, hey,
we got this new guy. Good vibrations, right, good vibrations.
But there is a dimension in the multiverse where this
new manager Drew by Terra. Instead they get Kokomo a
(13:27):
slow cruise to nowhere. Now, the good news is that
Drew Bretea is twenty one. He's older than Billy Haywood.
I think he was twelve Membercraft, I think Billy Haywood
was twelve. He was the manager and little big league,
pretty good manager. I like it more than Dave Roberts
pretty good manager.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Now again, if this works, you can start drafting managers
out of college. Give him nil deals. And this is
either a futuristic movie that makes the Nationals look like
the smartest people in the room, or another example of
baseball's obsession with youth over experience and going taboom, right
in the face, right in the face. All right, final thought,
(14:07):
We pivot now to MMA. That's right, MMA, yep, the
rare and appropriate. Rare and appropriate. UFC mentioned, I don't
let me talk to you, UFC unless there's a good story.
So we out to the boondocks where someone named Ronda Rousi,
who I interviewed a couple.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Times back in the day, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
In fact, she was in the Fox Sports radio studios
when she first became a big star. A great story
about that. I don't have time to talk about it here,
but maybe i'll do on the weekend podcast. So Ronda
Rowsi lobbs some shots at Joe Rogan. Say what yeah?
She said, some verbal shots at Rogan. Little jabs Rowsi
(14:48):
said of Joe Rogan. Quote, he's not an expert, she said,
not an expert, He's a fan. He's a fan with
an audience. He's never fought. And then she said taekwondo
is not fighting close. Oh all right, So that's the
jumping off point on this one question. Whose side are
you on? It's a he said, she said situation, although
(15:09):
to my knowledge, Joe Rogan did not say anything in regardless.
But who are gonna take Joe Rogan or Ronda ROUSI?
So I'm gonna go with that podcast guy. I'm gonna
go with Rogan on this, Like Joe Rogan might not
have fought, but he has been around the sport longer
than she's been relevant. And the idea that taekwondo is
(15:31):
not fighting, I would like whoever says that I NOSSI.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I don't do taekwondo, but I would like to.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I would like to kick you with a spinning heel
kick to the face and see if you think it's
not fighting.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Without knowing, without knowing, if you were to falled down
a rabbit hole on like.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Wikipedia, this just feels personal, like I don't follow it
that closely. I don't listen to Rogan's podcast very often.
Sometimes people will send me something I might hear something,
but other than that, I don't really is it.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So the question is did he say something to piss
her off?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Her?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
There must be.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Something right that that seems like that it's a personal assault,
and Ronda maybe she just woke up and she woke
on the wrong side of bed and she chose violence
and because she's got an ongoing beef with Joe Rogan,
or she's mad that at one point she was called
the baddest woman on the planet, And now like, whatever
happened to Ronda Rousei?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
What is she?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
The facts are the facts, and the fact is that
so many former athletes turned experts are lousy, absolute lousy commentators.
They float on the lazy river of cliches and they
don't do their prep work. They just float around and
around on the lazy river. And she's the one doing
(16:46):
pro wrestling promos about being misunderstood.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's like pot meat kettle. Now if you want to talk.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
About credibility again, I'm not a UFC person. My brother
in law loves the UFC. I've got some people in
my circle that love the UFC, and they yell at me,
why do you not love the UFC? And I've even
you know, one of my my good buddies when my
gambling buddies will watch because he loves the UFC and
he'll bet on it all the time, so I'll end
up watching it on like a Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Big.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I guess they got getting rid of the pay per
view stuff, but the big pay per view cards back
in the day we'd have we'd never get together and
watch the UFC or whatever. So but Joe Rogan to me,
this guy's right up there. He's helped Dana White build
the UFC brand into a fire breathing, three headed monster.
And Ronda she helped the women's version of the UFC,
(17:34):
and she built a big myth and she was unbeatable,
and then she got her face smashed in her last
couple of fights. And so one of those things still
is credible. Is it Joe Rogan being a great brand
ambassador or is it Ronda Rousey being unbeatable?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Hmm?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Things that make you go hmm. Anyway, it is the
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So.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Mookie Betts surprised many recently when he revealed that his
Dodger teammate sho Heotani is a big fan of blank. Again,
Mookie Bets surprised many recently when he revealed that.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
His Dodger teammate sho heo Tani is a big fan
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Back to it all, right, back to it, pull off
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Are you trigger treating Bree? Is that your plan for Halloween? Big?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Not no, no, no, yes, no no no, I'll be working.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well you said, you said, well that's it late at night,
but did you trigger Treating's done?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Four four o'clock to like eight o'clock is prime Triger
treating time. Oh, that's like nap time for me, my
nap time. You don't have a costume nap. Oh I
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I don't nap. I don't believe in it napping. I'm
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(21:47):
riddle of the day. Here you can play off the overdone.
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riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
So move Gey Betts surprised many when he revealed that
his Dodger teammate, and this happened recently, He revealed his
Dodger teammate, Shohil Tony is a big fan of blank.
And that is the question. What is the answer, And
we'll get back to the calus. We also have Big
Ben's lame jokes of the week coming up a little
bit later in the hour. And what do we have here,
(22:21):
Nurse jockey said, big fan of Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, donkey sausage a big fan of heat Oh Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, yes, sir, he Man, big fan of he Man
from Donkey Sausage. Alf the Alien Opiner says, big fan
of switch combs. I had one of those. I had
two of those. Alf that was like the switch is
that still around? Those were great gag gag thing. Oh
I got I got a I got a switch plade.
Oh no, it's a comb. It's it's a comb, that's
(22:54):
what it is. What else do we have? I used
to love that thing that broke it pissed. I got
it at the Disney Magic Shop. I bet they don't
sell those anymore at the Disney Matchic Shop.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
That's right, Luke the vending guy.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Luke the vending Guy says, great uncrustables is the the answer.
See here Keith went with a Bart Simpson joke. Said
he's a fan of mister Harry Balls K Pop demon
Hunters from Late Night Drug Tester. Rob the goat Man says,
Otani is a fan of the Malard Militia.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Big fan of the Maler Militia. Okay, what else do
we have here?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
American American cartoons? He says, I prefer the Japanese ones.
That's ferg Dog who else? Page down says he likes
to wear a certain device on his head to look
like a unicorn from a Reek and let's see here.
Stevie Meatball says rear engine sports cars and uh front wiping.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Okay, thank you for that? Yes? What else do we have?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Just Josh says show is a big fan of the
crack rock there man and loves it. From Just Josh,
we have a big fan of hollering James phone calls
from Rob in Minnesota. Power of Chauncey from nature Boy
was a big fan of poker with John Power poker
with Chauncey. Hello, that's nature Boy, answering the call to
(24:16):
the wild. What else we have? Courtesy Frufford says big
fan of god Zuki god Zukie Garfield and friends from
far out Dave not bad?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What else do we have here?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Ozzie was saying, big fan of a certain type of underwear?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What else do we have? Pete Rose guests by.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Clam Pootine from j T the Wingman Eke and Rose
Lil Minnesota said gambling that would have been good?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
What else do we have? A bat says big.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Fan of Terry Terry's here, Gunner says, a big fan
of winning.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
What else do we have top the tater? I don't
know what that is.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Probably should have said that Millie Vanilli from Todd That
other one was from Don from the That's his answer.
The Baltimore Burner account about free food says Otani big
fan of jumbo jumbo crab cakes. I think jumbo lump
crab cakes. You should open your taste buds and try one. Now,
(25:15):
I'm good good on that. I think seafood needs to
live in the sea, out of my stomach, out of
my stomach. All right, enough of that, Do you have
an answer? Let's see here, Lorraine show hel Tony.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Corny to Mookie Bets.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Mookie Bets surprisingly surprised many when he revealed the Dodgers
teammate Sho Heo Tani is a big fan.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Of blank Mexican street dogs after the games.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I can see Otani going out of Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And hot dog the people with the cards. That's how
they sound hot dog, hot Dot, hot doc. And they
get your attention and then they try to upsell you
because they give you the pepsi or the coke and
they try to no that's incorrect. The correct answer record
to Mookie Bets Sho Hao Tani is a big fan
of country music.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Country huh.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Unfortunately, no no names were mentioned.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No names were mentioned, so we don't know exactly what
bands he likes, but that that was the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That was the answer, country music.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
It's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Well he likes he likes.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Other stuff too, like K pop and Latin music and
country music.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
But the country one was like, why would a guy
you know from Japan. I don't know. Maybe it's great.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I have a buddy of mine runs a country music
like a streaming channel. It's his kind of bread and
butter thing. He flexes around with it, so I guess
it's not as bread and butter. He fuses around with
it and he does very well.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
In Germany. He has the most listeners to his channel.
Is in Germany. They love country music in Germany.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, let's go to the phones, and who do we
have he Let's see eeny meeni mini mom.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Trying to see who's the There is John and Atlanta
still there? I see if John is there? John in Atlanta? Hello?
John left? He is gone? All right? John has left
the building. I feel like all these people are gone,
so I don't know. Let's go to Kelly in de Moine.
Is Kelly there? Hello Kelly. Welcome Kelly, Kelly in the Moine.
See he's not there. We'll move on.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Let's let's go to blind Scott. We'll us go through
the whole board see and reset the boarders. Let's go
to blind Scott. Hello, blind Scott, thanks.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
For taking my call. I'm trying to make coffee here.
It just went terribly actually, So, dude, EA Sports they
do video games. I think you have a chance of
doing voices on EA Sports for their new video games.
I actually I interviewed with them and they use a
radio guy from Utah and they're the ones who bought
me that blue check mark on Twitter. They're not interested
in me. They think I have mett to illness. But
(27:49):
I think they might be interested in you, seeing that
I actually got an interview. You know what I'm saying, dude.
One other yeah, sure did show. Hey, Otani guy, he
would be the best athlete in any sport if he
played football right now, he'd beat starting quarterback on any team.
Don't you agree? No, Okay, another thing about the mafia,
(28:09):
since I got your here, while I'm on the line.
I talked to Mafia members recently and they said the
Mafia was still alive, and I kind of laughed, you know,
O haha, yeah, big deal. You know, I really do
think the Mafia is still alive, very strongly. I don't
know where they operate from, but they're operating in the
United States, and I think that I don't think they
can affect sports. There's no way you can fix the
game in sports.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
You can do these.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Goofy little option bets in fixed games that way, but
you can't fix a whole game. You'd have to have
a referee, a couple players, and a coach on on board.
But if you look at Chauncey Phillips, he played this
game against the Celtics last year. It was it was
a Trailblazers and Celtics. They lost by exactly ten points.
At the end of the game. The spread with nine
and Phillips through the game. They got to throw him
(28:51):
in jail for that. If they're throwing people in jail
for stealing Boloney sandwiches day times, they got to throw
him in jail for that. To make a game out
of him. It's the Integra already had the game. If
he slides on this, then everybody should fly. The should
just empty all the prisons and everybody can call Ben
Mouther from there.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, that's a great idea. I think we was just
let everyone out. That's a brilliant idea. That is That's
one of the great ideas you've ever come over.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, like that movie, and I'm glad we moved on
from what happened that. You know. We're moved on, man, Ben,
I'm gonna live tweet. Oh no, not live tweek on
the Fifth Hour. This weekend. I will be live posting
for the Fifth Hour. If you can find out where
I'm doing that, I will be posting. I didn't listen
last weekend either. I will be live posting sixth fifth
Hour episodes this weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Okay, five minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
That's wonderful, that's right, And there might be there might
be on Halloween night a special ask Ben on.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, I'm back with the show.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I'm back. I'm not going to any other show ever
again either. That was a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I see, they don't.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
They don't. They don't do good radio with those other shows.
They're amateurs, Amateur hour, And.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
This is where you want to be. If you want
to become famous, this is where you become famous. I
am very famous because of this show. I got an
interview with the A Sports because of it.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yes, all because of your calls to talk radio, overnight
talk radio.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right, well thank you. There he goes. Unbelievable. All right,
let see who is next year. I don't know any
meenie money mo. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
This thing hasn't been re said. Well, let's go to
eat dog there. He's not there, right, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
He does he dog? Eat dog?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
There?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
He is he dog on Long Island? Hello, eat dog? Unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
But my good friend Melissa has has an ex explosion now, James.
She asked him to my choice of her and he
got very angry.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
And I came into in the equation and I tell
you for Melissa and she uses it every night she says,
sing it about me.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Did you just say what I think you said?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
What are you up to over there? Let's go, we'll
put a Long Island early on there. There's the Long
Island is kind of big, like what part are you
in there? And yeah, did.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
You grow up there? Move on? Did you hear Maria?
With children. Did you ever watch it? You're married with children?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Well, as you know, I'm young guy. I don't mean
maybe I watched it. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Thank or Kenny bet to bring anyway, how do you
how do you like?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
You know, listen Terine hurricane?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh yeah, the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, I like I love hurricane coverage because it's cool
when the news people are standing in the hurricane telling
people not to go outside while they're outside.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I think that's always fun. I think that's kind of
watch that.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Lorena.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're all over the place, you know, eat dog, you
jump around, you jump all over the place.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I know.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I just want to ask Lorena a question.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Let me let me see if she's a bit well, Lorenda,
there's a guy named Dog. He lives on Long Island.
He's friends with Melissa, but they're not really an item.
But he wants to ask you a question. Your thoughts
on that? Lorena?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I uh, I suppose I could take a question, She.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Says, she might take a question, but.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
All time? What what's your favorite movie of all time?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Legally Blonde?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
You know what mine is?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Get the Dumb and Dummer Back to the Future. Okay,
what are we? What are we? Doing, dude, nobody cares.
Just say say the name. Come on there you go.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. By
the way, So that's a dated movie, dude. That's a
dated movie.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
You gotta know.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I've never watched that.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I've never heard of that in my life. It's a classic.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
The give to the Store. And we picked that movie,
and we picked that movie. So he ran it back
to his house and his dog said, he guys, do
there we got two movies. He's like, oh, maybe I
gotta I gotta get one of them. I got.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
All right, I have no idea what was happening?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
No, no, it's that's the Dog Eat Dog. He covered
like eight things in that call. None of them we
wanted to talk about. But he covered all eight things,
which is all we can to.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh doesn't yeah dog, Now you don't know this, bree.
But in the early days, there used to be Joe Dog.
There was E Dog, and Joe Dog would.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Call us from Long Island back in like the early
two thousands. But Joe Dog grew up and got a
family or whatever. But E Dog, you know, he has it,
so he's still loyal to the show. He didn't leave,
he didn't sell out and live a life. He's still
with us. But Joe Dog not part of the show.
(34:03):
It's unfortunate. We have Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the
Week for the rest of the hour. Big Ben's Lame
Jokes a week. We'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Hey, Happy Halloween. This has to be the top Halloween song, right.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You can't think of anything that tops the Monstermash Ghostbusters.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Not bad either, Bill Miller. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
As we work our way through the overnight hours together,
Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week coming up momentarily,
all the best singers, all the best one liners that'll
be coming away here in a few minutes. A reminder
to support this show and go on the YouTube. Be
sure to check out the brand new YouTube channel.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
There are two of.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Them, Ben Maler Show at Ben Maler Show within YouTube
and at Benny Versus the Penny. In fact, that that's
up now Benny Versus the Penny. If you wanna watch
later on all the big NFL picks who I like,
who I'm picking to win those games? What I think
is going to happen on Benny versus the Penny. So
check that out and out back to it.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Blame Weed, Blame week who it's Big Ben's lame joke
of the week.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And we go now to South Florida and we say
hello to our friend.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
His name is Billy, but on this show he is
the superhero known as.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Weed Man Hippie. Hello, weed Man, Hippie.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Hey, Ben made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
All right, weed Man, I'm gonna attempt to make you
laugh weed Man. And good news. I've just gotten a
call from the Miami Dolphins. You are in line to
coach the Dolphins in their next game. Congratulations, we've man,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What kind of offense are you gonna run if you
coach the Dolphins?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well run, No, you're gonna run the four to twenty offense,
you dummy. Come on man.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Oh okay, here.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
We go, here you go, All right, here we go.
These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
If you'd like to join the Underappreciated, Underpaid because they
get no money.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Joke writing crew for the show like legends.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, Chippin' in Maine, Surfer Todd the comedian,
all those guys.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Then send me an email.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Benmahler Show at gmail dot com, Ben Malors.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Show at gmail dot com. Let's go in here, weed Man,
What are the law?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
What are the Los Angeles Dodgers and weed Man hippie
have in common?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
What missing teeth?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's Gordon in Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
There you go, all right? Why hello? Why is weed
Man a lucky guy?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, he never has to runt a Halloween costume? That's
from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. What did weed Man's jack o'
lantern say to him after here he got done carving it?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Well, nothing because it didn't have any teeth. That's Andy
from Line Lakes.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
There.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
There you go. Have a teeth joke tooth joke.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
How can weed Man track the package that Sir scratch
Off sent to him? How he can call in Amber
alert for Little Debbie. That's ship in Maine number one
A couple a couple of years ago. So Scratchoff promised
all this little Debbie stuff and then totally flaked on us.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
We're still waiting for our Arkansas meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
By the way, I wonder what happened with that interesting
Mike the Leprechaun set this one? And if weed Man
was president, what would he do on day one?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
What you would pass a joint bill is what you
would do?
Speaker 4 (37:56):
There?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You go, all right? What did? What? How's a good joke?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
What weed Man say when he saw a used condom
in the street?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
What you said? That's where the rubber meets the road
right there? That's a surfer Todd who's now living in Vegas.
Our guy, Surfer Todd is relocated to Las Vegas. All right,
what should weed Man Vegas? What should weed Man dress
up as for Halloween?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What a homeless guy? That's Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, if weed Man came to Boston, what might he
find while dumpster diving?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
What a lobster? A lobster that's Mike Michael. What is we?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
What is weed Man afraid of? What job applications? That's
Noah in Austin. Big Ben's lame jokes. These are actual
jokes sending by actual listeners of the show. Here's one
from Georgia.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
And Uvalde, Texas.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
What should weed Man Hippie's segment be called Today since
it's Halloween.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
What mask the weed Man? Mask the weaven?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
How does Weedman show that he is suspicious about sports events?
How he wears the same underwear for at least a week?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
At least a week here, Well, it's Mike phi Leprecaun.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well what does weed Man hippie have in common with
the Dallas Cowboys defense?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, weed Man?
Speaker 5 (39:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
There is he going locking two blacking teeth? I don't know.
Did he hang up? Weed Man?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Why does Marcel want to be an offensive lineman for
the Giants because.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
He's great at blocking? At blocking? There we go, all right,
it's Halloween. Thank you. I don't know. Guess his Obama
phone died or something like that.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
I don't
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