October 10, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about the chances of Cowboys QB Dak Prescott playing in the NFL into his 40s, the play-calling drama between Pete Carroll and Chip Kelly with the Raiders, a "reimagined" Pro Bowl, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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Here we go. It's our duh birth three, our three.
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The Dallas Cowboys won a game and they tied their
previous game, and so everyone's feeling good in Dallas. And
there was some comments made by their quarterback about playing
into his forties. What are the chances that Cowboys quarterback
Dak Prescott does play as a quarterback in the NFL
into his forties and what would that mean? Also, whose
side are you on? We have a he said, he said,
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between Pete Carroll and offensive coordinator Chip Kelly and the
Raiders play calling drama O rama.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We'll discuss that.
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And what does a reimagine Pro Bowl for the NFL
sound like to you? They said they're going to redo
the Pro Bowl. We'll explain and we'll do it all
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of Texas and Dallas.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So we'll get back to the Thursday night game at
some point here.
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The Giants upset City, upset City.
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That's right, so exciting.
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But right now, another NFCEES team, the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys
quarterback Dak Prescott has announced plans on his future. And
if you think Dak Prescott is going to retire anytime soon,
you would be wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's thirty two years old.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He said he envisions himself playing into his forties.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So I don't you saw this or not? Maybe not?
He was interviewed this week.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He said forties would be a good number obviously. Dak
Prescott said, I have been through some injuries that played
very physical in college.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Meaning he had a lot of operations.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So if I can get the forty playing at the
standard that I want.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He said, yeah, that would be awesome. Close quote.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Prescott will turn forty years old just before the start
of the twenty thirty three NFL season. Prescott is currently
under contract through the age thirty five season, which is
in twenty twenty eight. So let us discuss the question,
what are the realistic chances that Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott
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plays in the NFL as a quarterback QB one into
his forties. So I've got motorized scooter, midway and ulterior motives,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to try to avoid getting behind the
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eight boll So the malarods first of all, malards on this,
I'm gonna set the malarods at plus two thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now that implies a less than five.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Percent chance, which I am actually being Benny Brightson on this.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
If you look at the comps historically, well, it seems
like a lot of quarterbacks play until their forties because
we've had Drew Brees, Peyton Manning played a long time,
Tom Brady obviously into his mid forties, so we had
a lot of these guys who played a very long
time in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If you look at the history.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
The percentage of NFL quarterbacks that have made it into
their forties is extremely low. How low we are talking
between one in two percent of those that have reached
the NFL. Only about twenty five quarterbacks have ever appeared
in an NFL game after turning forty, we're talking about
twenty five. Now, that is out of an estimated there's
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been roughly in the history of the NFL, has been
anywhere between twelve hundred thirteen hundred unique quarterbacks who have
played in the NFL since nineteen twenty. So that's the
math on that the vast majority will retire in their thirties,
with the average NFL player retirement around age thirty three
or thirty four. We often talk about the athletic prime,
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and the science says the prime is between the late twenties,
usually twenty seven to twenty eight to about thirty two,
usually twenty seven to thirty two, about five years where
everything you're smart enough, you're not a meathead anymore, and
you're still physically great, your body's in good shape and
all that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So twenty seven to thirty two for your athletic prime. Now,
if Dak Prescott does make it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
To forty, this would be a shot in Freud of Paradise.
Will be cowboy haters will be going down to Costco
and they will be buying champagne in bulk because you
know what that would mean. That would mean a chef's kiss,
just like that. A chef's kiss here, because the better
part of another decade will be filled with empty calories,
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DAK stats and first round playoff pratfalls. This is the
guy who has made a cottage industry, Dak prescott out
of putting up big numbers where low information fans get
all horny because he lights up whether you know, the
Giants when they're bad or Washington whatever, in week twelve
and then he short circuits the moment the lights go
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bright in January. He is the face of the stat
banditto movement in the in the NFL. And by the way,
twenty thirty three, I want look, Jerry Jones will be
ninety one, ninety one in twenty thirty three, so the
Cowboys will be losing divisional round games and nothing will change.
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I guess I shouldn't say nothing will because Jerry, at
age ninety one will still be out there, but he'll
have a motorized scooter with the Cowboys star on it,
yelling this is our year and his really old guy voice.
Dak will be throwing four yard checkdowns. Of course, the
problem is it's fourth and fifteen, but his completion percentage
will be on point. If Dak Prescott is still QB
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one in Dallas at age forty, the rest of the
NFC East will have a cheshire Cat smile on their face.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They would want to give him a parade, They would
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Secondly, to Viva Las Vegas, we go to Viva Las Vegas. Problems,
problems in the land of slot machines and bad football.
Raider coach Pete Carroll with his offensive coordinator, the highly
paid Chip Kelly, the play calling in the raiders blowout
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loss to the Colts last week in Indiana Jones last week,
he said Pete Carroll that the Raiders need to help
quarterback Gino Smith by calling more running plays. So now
Chip Kelly has defended himself shocking.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you see this? No, you didn't see this. Yeah,
I don care about the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I think it's a good story though, because you got
big ego guys, Chip Kelly believes the highest paid offensive
coordinator in the NFL. You got Pete Carroll, who's won
a championship, cost his team a championship as well.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So those guys back and forth.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So Kelly defended himself saying that he tries to do.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What Pete wants, meaning to run the ball more.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The Raiders were losing by so many they lost forty
to six. They ended up throwing the ball more because
they were so far behind behind the sticks, as they
like to say. So question, this is a he said,
he said situation. We love those, he said, She said good,
but he said, he said good as well. So whose
side are you on, Pete Carroll or Chip Kelly in
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this Raider Rhubarb play calling drama? So, after a thorough review,
the arrow on this one is pointing towards the chipper.
I'm on the side of Chips. Get Pete's on the sideline.
They're looking like he just bit into a lemon. You
won't get a lemon. Well, Pete bought he bit into
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a lemon. Uh, you know, complaining about the play calling. Now,
so I support Chip Chip Kelly on this one.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
This is it's not about the scheme.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
The way I read the room on this, and I'm
not a Raider fan, but the way I read the
room is it's not about the scheme. This is about
Pete Carroll realizing that he bet the house on Geno
freaking Smith like that, you know that point that come
to Jesus moment, We're like, oh my God, what have
I done? You do the surrender cobra thing with your arms,
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you put your arms around your neck?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What have I done?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So I support Chip Kelly on this because Pete has
banana cream pie all over his face on this one,
totally flamoxed. He handpicked Geno Smith. Remember remember Tom Brady
wanted Matthew Stafford, he wanted Ben Johnson that was supposed
to be the brain trust of the Raiders. Didn't get
either one. They didn't want to work for Tom Brady
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didn't want to do it, so Brady scrambled. He had
to hire a coach. He hired Pete Carroll because he's
a veteran coach, so he got a little credibility. And
then Pete Carroll's like, hey, I need a quarterback, get
me Geno Smith. I can win with Geno Smith. So
they did, right. He gave the Pete Carroll gave the
old wink wink to Tom Brady, who's the GM by
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proxy with the Raiders, and he said, hey, Pete said
to Tom, I can win with this guy.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Tom said, Okay, let's do it. We're gonna win with
We're gonna win with this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So they brought Geno Smith to Vegas, and they thought,
in Pete Carroll's head, this was a headliner at Caesar's Palace.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Headliner right in the middle of the strip at Caesar's Palace.
Guess what.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
If this were a stage show, if let's call it
Geno show, if it was a real, authentic Las Vegas
stage show, it would be closed by now, no reviews,
empty seats, The lighting is bad, the showgirls are overweight,
out of sync. You can't sell the act, you can't
know it. The Raiders wanted a show in Vegas. They
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needed a quarterback, and they picked up a matinee at
the Midway at Circus Circus.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And if you have kids, or maybe you're old and
you went, I'm old. I went. When I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Is there anything more depressing than the acts at the
midway at Circus Circus. I still remember as a child,
I love magic. I've always loved magic, and I know
now kind of it's all bull crap, but I loved
as a kid, and through the eyes of a child,
I looked at magic and I thought, boy, that's all real.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They really cut that woman in a half bay.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I feel bad for her, and I believe all of it,
and I pulled the rabbit out of all that crap.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And I still remember seeing the.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Worst, the worst magician I've ever seen it at the
midway at Circus Circus, Like he's like a juggling magician
who kept dropping the balls and it was just But
that's Gino'smith. So this one is on Pete Carroll Chips
calling the plays with a quarterback who's got a blind spot.
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Our friend inca terror Stevie Meatballs would do a better job.
Linebackers over the middle problem blind spot? Linebackers over the
middle problematic they are? And what do you want Ship
Kelly to call like hocus pocus? That Gino Smith is
the NFL's thirty first ranked quarterback. Let me repeat that
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for those of you who are in the back of the.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Room and you might want to turn up your hearing.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Aid thirty first the only guys behind him, let me
check my notes here, Jake Browning benched, benched, Joe Flacco
benched and traded by the Cleveland Browns, and cam Ward.
The only reason cam Ward's still playing is because he's
protected because he was the number w.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
U overall picking the drag. Gino is sitting there in
the dungeon.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
He's in the bloody dungeon with that Motley crew. That
is who he's with. It's not it's not pretty, it's
not it's not good looking. Uh So again this is
this is not a chip Kelly problem. This is a
Pete Carroll problem. Pete Carroll's convincing himself that if only
chip Kelly would sprinkle in a few more running plays,
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it would be like magical, you know, magical gum chewing
fairy dust as Pete really works that gum there, and
it would help Geno Smith and turn him into a
functional quarterback. And it's it's wild. He's actually been worth
I like guarn Minshew. I know, I'm one of the
few people that like Gardner Mitchew. And you know Gardner's
now he didn't do very well last year. He is
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side by side if you put Gardner Minshew and Gino Smith,
Gardner Minshew is like rich Gannon compared to to Gino Smith.
All right, final thought, business of football, the business of football.
We have learned the Pro Bowl games will become part
of Super Bowl Week. We yeah, that's right, that's right.
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They will be staged in the Super Bowl host city.
So our friends in northern California try to make it
to some of that Super Bowl stuff in February. We'll
see if my schedule works out there, but at least
go to Radio Row and spend a couple of days there.
But the NFL hopes to evolve the event. This is
what they're telling their cronies in the media. They want
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to make it a more made for tea production, then
a live event, and then they want to have a
large audience, so it's really more about the television audience.
They have been in negotiations with espin that small fledgling
cable outfit out of Bristol, Connecticut, and the NFL Players Association,
the individual players have been brought in for council on this.
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They're calling it a reimagined let me say that in quotes,
a reimagined Pro Bowl, and that'll cap this twenty twenty
five season in early twenty twenty six. So the question,
what does a reimagined Pro Bowl for the NFL sound
like to you?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So it sounds to me like despair. It just sounds
like despair.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's also an admission, Okay, it's an admission the NFL
is telling you and I, it's telling us that the
Pro Bowl is an absolute failure without telling us the
Pro Bowl is an absolute failure. Now, we didn't need
to be told this because we're grown ups and we
can form our own opinion, and we don't wait for
the mob to form an opinion.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It is a piece of drek, the Pro Bowl. The
players ruin it. The players are wusses. They make too
much money. They don't want to be part of it.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You know, it's fine for players generation after the generation.
But this current group of delicate little flowers, they don't
want to take part in the Pro Bowl. So they
got rid of it, and they said we're gonna we're
gonna wave the white flag.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And they're doing this again.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
They just changed it a couple of years ago. So
if this thing worked, if the Pro Bowl games worked,
they wouldn't be touching it wouldn't. Why would you change
something that works. You'd leave it alone, You'd let it breathe.
You'd keep your little dodgeball, your tug of war, your
obstacle course, to keep all that, you know, all those
events that put them all out there, And we're gonna
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We're gonna have fun. It's gonna be like summer camp.
Now we know they're not doing this out of the
goodness of their heart.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
They're not. They have ulterior motives. There's a hit an agenda.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
This is marketing, plain and simple. It's Roger Goodell's long con.
The long gone con is what it is. The NFL
is going to make I will garan effen to you.
They are going to make this an infomercial, the Pro
Bowl for flag football. That's flag flag football. The usual
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celebrity whores that will go out and endorse anything will
be out in force. Can you not see Snoop dog
out there playing flag football the Pro Bowl, the Rock
You know these guys, I give I'm jealous they get
paid for all this crap. They don't believe in any
of this crap, but they It'll be an indoctrination infomercial
for the flag football world. You know, here comes Snoop
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Dogg because they want to convince you that flag football
is cool, that you've got to be cool. You want
to be cool, you need to watch flag football. You
want your kids in flag football, right, they want a spinoff.
They're so horny for this. They want a spinoff league
with celebrities and TikTok stars and influencers, which nobody knows
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who these people are. And this isn't football, it's branding.
Mister Beast will make an appearance right that I show
Speed Guy. He'll he'll be there. They'll have pyro technics,
viral stunts. You'll have Roger the Dodger, Roger Goodell will
be standing at midfield with a smirk the size of
Jerry Jones yacht.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's what's gonna happen in the Pro Bowl right there,
right there.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And if you don't believe me, I'm telling you you're bonkers,
because that's what's gonna happen. Garonte, as helmet Man would say, guarantee.
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So time now for the mallor riddle of the day.
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And here's the Mallor Riddle of the Day. Washington Commander's
quarterback formerly known as the Redskins quarterback Jaden Daniels said
that blank is probably the biggest thing that brought a
smile to his face this past weekend.
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Let me explain so.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Commander's quarterback Jayden Daniels said that blank is probably the
biggest thing that brought a smile to his face this
past weekend.
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That is the malor riddle of the day.
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We put it under the microscope. If you know the answer,
send it in right now at Ben Maller. We also
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We'll get do it all.
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Channel and now back to it all right, and we
got but we got three college football games today.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Three we got a baseball game tonight we got we
got South Florida.
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That's more than actually more than three college football games.
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But the ones that stand out, You've got South Florida,
North Texas, eh Fresno State that's Eddies old stomping grounds
to the Colorado State.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And Rutgers and Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
So Rutgers gets to go all the way across the
country to get there, you know what, handed them.
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By by Washington.
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So those are There's a few other games but those
of the I think Harvard Place today, something like that.
But anyway, it is the Ben Mather Show of lame
jokes a week coming up time now though for the
payoff on the Insta trivia.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Commander's quarterback Jaden.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Daniels said this week that probably the biggest thing that
brought a smile to his face this.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Past weekend was blank.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That he said, blank is the thing that brought him
a smile to his face. The most this past weekend.
So that is the question.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What is the answer.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Let's see does anyone in the mall militia know the answer?
And all these people follow the show at Ben Mather
that's b e n You should know how to spell
that m A L l e R. And all of
them have sent answers in and that's the that's the
way it is. Andy and Lionel Lakes Rights In in Minnesota
says Jaden. Daniel said his girlfriend was the only thing
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that would put a smile on his face.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, Jaden.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
According to just Josh, Jaden said, Robbie the Mariner fan
brought the biggest smile to his face.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is Robbie? Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Can we make sure someone's with Robbie? When the Mariners
end up losing the game with.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The Tigers, alf said super fans, Wow, look at that man?
Am I wearing a Halloween mask? That's pretty good? What
else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Bobby and Florida says finding his favorite Boo Boo brought
a smile to his face.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Who else? Clownuper so is that?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Gross?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Clown?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Pubercre Donkey Sausage sent a photo that in which I
don't have anything hair.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I don't know if it's real, and it might be AI,
I don't know. It looks like it looks real. Everything
looks real.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Who knows half this crap half this craps probably fake anyway.
Miguel on Fire says filexus is selfie.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Brought a smile to Jade and Daniel's face.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Late night drug Tester says getting all life's answers from
weed man hippie, Yeah, pretty pretty good. Uh his pet
goat from courtesy Flusher corny jokes so cheesy they're actually funny.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, said that was the case there.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Uh. Jaden or j j in Utah says Jayden and
Daniels was happy to see blind Scott jump out of
a birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Wow, okay. Mike and Dodge said.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Sunflowers everyone loves sunflowers everyone.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Slunk says sister mean Gene Okerland.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Is the is the answer? Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Ostrich Ant comment by ostrich Aunt from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
FSR Tech Queen Lorraine guessed by BP that that is
the answer to that. What else?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Comumbro comumbro? Yeah all right, that's that's enough. Do you
have an answer? Loraina? The malar riddle again for those
of you, a little late, bad job by you. The
show starts when you turn the show on. Actually stopp talking.
If you turn the show off, I stopped talking, and
then I start talking to him when you turn the
show on. It's the magic radio box here. It is
malar riddle of a commander's quarterback. Jayden Daniels said that
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blank is probably the biggest thing that brought a smile
to his face this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
He went to a puppy adoption thing and got to
play with all the puppies. He got to play with puppies,
all right, is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, je Jake Daniels said that the New York Mets
missing the playoff, it's probably the thing that bought a.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Smile those faces pass weekaus. It is kind of fun
to bust the balls of Mets fans. It's one of
the great joys we have. They just don't they always
think they're gonna win every year. It's it's it's just absolutely.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Great, a absolutely great, no no question about it. All right,
let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
who do we have. Let's see any meaning my miney
mo let's go to Lucky Tony. Who's up next? Hello
Lucky Tony, Welcome.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Hey man, I'm not trying to plug anything. Your listens
to you Tube.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
But if you go on.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
YouTube you can see videos of weed Man being wheat
Man if anybody is a fan of his. And also
you can if you want to see David Say break
his wrists if you can type in go thee thanks.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Then hollering James is in Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Welcome versus the penny?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Is there many pennies?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Well, thanks for promoting the show. I do appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
And I know you don't know how to use YouTube,
so you're not actually watching the show, but I you know.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
What its Ramish teach me many things. One of those
things could be using how the YouTube works.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yes, are you able to get online at all?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
James?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do you know what the internet is? Are you familiar
with the Internet.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I'm so the internet, the Internet. I can't even pronounce
the words so rambunctious. I am talking to you. I
am philosophically not inclined using technology beyond my control.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I believe you are.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You're just you're just trying to use big words here
that do not make any sense. You're just putting big
words together that don't really make much sense. Do you
know what the definition is of rambunctious?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Bus needs to hurry up? Not with this call.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's not actually what it means. It means.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It means being very boisterous.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, seems to be annoying.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well loud, right, very loud.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Jesus smoking too any cigarettes in this room? Break because
we'd be smoking the weed?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Yeah, up time again.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I say you're Are you like the modern day Marlborough man?
Is that what you are?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Over here?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
You can't.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Number, but not of the can in a plastic bag.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Congratulations, Attention, attention advertisers. You can reach this covened demographic,
the men wearing.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Diapers and rolling their own weed. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
You can do that, and I do it in my room.
I don't know everything else is around by myself. I'd
be by myself all the rest, play by myself.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, I don't need to hear about your playing. I
assume you do a lot of playing. But yeah, okay, anything,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I gotta go, I gotta I gotta take off here,
so I've got to go stare at a wall fried
Daddy's upset. He says, comparing the Eagles to the Jets
just proves what an idiot you really are. Uh he
I just hope the Dodgers don't choke like you. That's
a bitter and broken Philadelphia sports fan David fried Daddy.
(29:46):
His Eagles now suck, the Phillies.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Have been eliminated, and the man is losing his mind.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He says, all these idiot callers and you Bill Miller
bashing the Super Bowl winners and the Phillies because they
lost a game. For God's sake, SPN, the Phillies did
buy a winning team like the Dodgers, he says. I
can't count how many times the Dodgers blew it. He says,
along with the Clippers in the rems. So you're doing
what aboutism? Fry Daddy's what you do. It's a boat
(30:17):
job by you.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's not what about ism.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
We talk about the news of the day, and the
news of the day is the Eagles are choking dogs.
They got outscored by the Giants, one of the worst
teams in the NFL got punked by a rookie running
back who was a mid round draft pick and a
rookie quarterback kicked their ass and the Philadelphia Phillies handed
the game to the Dodgers. The Dodgers didn't want the game,
(30:40):
but they were given the game. They didn't ask for
the game. The Phillies gave the game away through the
game way.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I didn't do that. They did that, Fry Daddy. That's
the reality.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Davids says what happened to the rule about players touching
the referee in any form during a game, referring to
Jackson Dart high fiving the referee high five.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I guess because he smiled. It's okay, maybe that's it.
He smiled, So that's that's it. It is the Ben
Malord Show.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Let's go now to who do we have your Poppy
in San Diego?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Hello Poppy.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
But now that we're gonna go hit the music or
and we're gonna say the pick. Everyone wants figure the pick,
and I'm picking this week the Targets. Target's gonna fa
the Dolphins, and I'm also gonna take Bonder Raiders. They're
gonna play that. I just said, camp Ward.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Whatever he out of the Raiders, the Raiders are gonna
win and destroy him.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
And and then says the best for last.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
I really like Jalen Daniel Fasher's book in the year
Ben Maler against the Beards. Are just kidding me with
the Caleb Willims. You can make the monologue on Monday now,
how sad and horrible he is gonna do and painting
his nails or something like that, and onto our Lepercaun,
onto singer, pick slepper gaun.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right, go lepreun what you got?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Okay, then I bring.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
The books are great, by the way.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Anyway, I picked the Broncos, I picked the pass I
picked Kansas.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
City Chiefs, and for the worst collar of the year.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
The super Bowl of Gold collars, Marcel and Bland scottlos Hie.
So that was that's for a minute.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
But anyway, yeah, hey you guys, did what.
Speaker 9 (32:27):
Happy? I have worked some prisom for you.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Do you know who has I've forgotten?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay? Do you know who?
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Confucius is?
Speaker 8 (32:34):
A Chinese philosophers.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
He who goes to bed with itchy bomb wakes up
with smelly fingers.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Okay, anyway, okay, I I thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Can we get hollering James back on? He's gone, Okay,
I'm wonderful. Okay, you know what I'd love.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'd love to have Colin Cowhard host the show one
night and be forced to take phone calls. I would
love to I'd love to hear him interact with these people. Yeah,
that's that's I would that would be great, boy, that boy?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Would that be entertaining the show we get canceled the
next day. Man alive? All right, we will pause for
the calls.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
We've got Big Ben's lame jokes. I feel like we've
already started that with our friend weed Man, who is
trying to get his own sal on the show. He
wants two segments a week, two segments a week.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
We might give it to him. We got Big Ben's
lame jokes of the week. We'll get to that. We
will do it.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Next.
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Speaker 5 (34:46):
Knock Knock, who's there?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Blame week?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Blame week too.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It's Big Man's lame.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Joke of the week, and we welcome in a man
who is feeling his oats today.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Weed Maine Hippie.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
Made me last.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Oh, I won't, I won't call Sunday, call Monday.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
You're already, you're already, you're already announcing that you're not
willing to do the bit on Sunday and Monday.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I'm thinking thinking of you because there's so much football
and shutdown.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Okay, all right, all right, I'll look at my schedule
over the weekend and we'll figure out this out. Too
much football on Sunday doesn't work, then he's already's got
it down.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And what do you think come day with hump day?
Ask ask weed man on hump Day?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, yeah, get get through the rest of your week
with ask weed man. Get over the hump with weed Man.
Yeah all right, something like that. Yeah, all right, why not?
Okay weed Man? These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
What is the difference between Justin Cooper and filexis?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
But the difference is Coop has traveled abroad, Felexus has
traveled as abroad.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's eat in Rosedul, Minnesota. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Did you hear that Lorena is going to be the
Super Bowl halftime show a translator from Spanish lyrics?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Bad Bunny's doing it, so she'll be the translator here
about that?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Now?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Good big news, big news with Loraina? And now blind
Scott said, great news. I'll buy your dinner the next
time we see each other.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
So there you go, Tom in Indiana. Those things are related.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Did you hear blind Scott has a step ladder? No, Yeah,
well his real ladder left when he was a kid.
But that's a Noah in Austin.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
How did how did Blind Scott fix his cracked pumpkin
this Halloween?
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Up?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
He used his pumpkin eye patch? Is what he did?
Speaker 9 (37:05):
There?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
The if that doesn't Mike the Leprechaun set that one
in well. Interesting news from from the state of Maine.
Blair in Maine was spotted buying two handguns from Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Did you hear about this?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That's sure you Yeah, Blair said, Kyler is his small
arms dealer, is what he said?
Speaker 6 (37:29):
JJ.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
What is Blarin?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
What is blairin Maine's Halloween costume? What a TikTok crash screen?
That's from Eric in Kansas.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
He set that one.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I thank you Eric, if you're doing all right. Why
did Marcel throw a clock out the window? Why well,
he wanted to see time fly just like the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's a Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Why did Mike the Leprechaun get kicked off the farm?
Why well, he would not stop choking the chicken.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I don't know why. That's Bobby and Florida. Thank you there.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Why does hollering James call the sex line why because
he loves talking about the twins.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
The twins talk. That's lucky, Tony, wasn't that funny?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
This is from William Williams said this one in Scrooge
Scrooge's Girlfriend. Scrooge in the Bay Area's girlfriend said if
they don't get married, she will kill him.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, apparently it's a matter of wife or death. So
that's it. That's all you got. Big Ben's lame jokes
in a week.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
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Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Put jokes in the headlines,
otherwise it's not going to be read. Will do Q
and A jokes? Put your nameunder each joke, otherwise you're
probably out of luck.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? What
they kaleidoscope? That was a SMALLI guy named Smolly. He
also said this one in which days are the strongest days?
We shaved Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
You know why?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Why?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
The rest are just weak days? That's why? So Saturday?
Speaker 8 (39:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, buckle up, weed man What happened? What happened when
weed Man failed to pay his exorcist exorcist tax?
Speaker 8 (39:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
What he was repossessed? That's a Jimmy well we we
man hippie told a joke on Zoom, but nobody laughed.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
If you remember that we well, it turns out you're
you're not remotely funny. That's why. How how messy? How
messy is weed Man's home?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
How messy?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's so messy the roaches formed a union. That's Noah
in Austin.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
What what?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
What characteristics is weed Man? Or did the Cleveland Browns
and weed Man hippie share which one? Inherent losers? Inherent losers?
That's John in Youngstown, Ohio. Why has weed Man been
eating a lot at McDonald's lately? Why, well, there's a
McDonald's dumpster right.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Around the corner. That's why. That's a surfer Todd the comedian.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Why did Jane Goodall try to help weed Man?
Speaker 8 (40:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
All right? Well, because she thought he was saying, send
me monkeys. That's Eric in Kansas. Fag you weed Man.
Here we go. It's our duh birth three, our three.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Dallas Cowboys won a game and they tied their
previous game, and so everyone's feeling good in Dallas. And
there was some comments made by their quarterback about playing
into his forties. What are the chances that Cowboys quarterback
Dak Prescott does play as a quarterback in the NFL
into his forties and what would that mean? Also, whose
side are you on? We have a he said, he said,
(00:28):
between Pete Carroll and offensive coordinator Chip Kelly and the
Raiders play calling drama O rama.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We'll discuss that.
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And what does a reimagine Pro Bowl for the NFL
sound like to you? They said they're going to redo
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But I lead this hour from deep in the heart
of Texas and Dallas.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So we'll get back to the Thursday night game at
some point here.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The Giants upset City, upset City.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's right, so exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But right now, another NFCEES team, the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys
quarterback Dak Prescott has announced plans on his future. And
if you think Dak Prescott is going to retire anytime soon,
you would be wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's thirty two years old.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He said he envisions himself playing into his forties.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So I don't you saw this or not? Maybe not?
He was interviewed this week.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He said forties would be a good number obviously. Dak
Prescott said, I have been through some injuries that played
very physical in college.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Meaning he had a lot of operations.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So if I can get the forty playing at the
standard that I want.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He said, yeah, that would be awesome. Close quote.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Prescott will turn forty years old just before the start
of the twenty thirty three NFL season. Prescott is currently
under contract through the age thirty five season, which is
in twenty twenty eight. So let us discuss the question,
what are the realistic chances that Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott
(03:57):
plays in the NFL as a quarterback QB one into
his forties. So I've got motorized scooter, midway and ulterior motives,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to try to avoid getting behind the
(04:19):
eight boll So the malarods first of all, malards on this,
I'm gonna set the malarods at plus two thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now that implies a less than five.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Percent chance, which I am actually being Benny Brightson on this.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
If you look at the comps historically, well, it seems
like a lot of quarterbacks play until their forties because
we've had Drew Brees, Peyton Manning played a long time,
Tom Brady obviously into his mid forties, so we had
a lot of these guys who played a very long
time in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
If you look at the history.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
The percentage of NFL quarterbacks that have made it into
their forties is extremely low. How low we are talking
between one in two percent of those that have reached
the NFL. Only about twenty five quarterbacks have ever appeared
in an NFL game after turning forty, we're talking about
twenty five. Now, that is out of an estimated there's
(05:18):
been roughly in the history of the NFL, has been
anywhere between twelve hundred thirteen hundred unique quarterbacks who have
played in the NFL since nineteen twenty. So that's the
math on that the vast majority will retire in their thirties,
with the average NFL player retirement around age thirty three
or thirty four. We often talk about the athletic prime,
(05:41):
and the science says the prime is between the late twenties,
usually twenty seven to twenty eight to about thirty two,
usually twenty seven to thirty two, about five years where
everything you're smart enough, you're not a meathead anymore, and
you're still physically great, your body's in good shape and
all that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So twenty seven to thirty two for your athletic prime. Now,
if Dak Prescott does make it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
To forty, this would be a shot in Freud of Paradise.
Will be cowboy haters will be going down to Costco
and they will be buying champagne in bulk because you
know what that would mean. That would mean a chef's kiss,
just like that. A chef's kiss here, because the better
part of another decade will be filled with empty calories,
(06:26):
DAK stats and first round playoff pratfalls. This is the
guy who has made a cottage industry, Dak prescott out
of putting up big numbers where low information fans get
all horny because he lights up whether you know, the
Giants when they're bad or Washington whatever, in week twelve
and then he short circuits the moment the lights go
(06:47):
bright in January. He is the face of the stat
banditto movement in the in the NFL. And by the way,
twenty thirty three, I want look, Jerry Jones will be
ninety one, ninety one in twenty thirty three, so the
Cowboys will be losing divisional round games and nothing will change.
(07:11):
I guess I shouldn't say nothing will because Jerry, at
age ninety one will still be out there, but he'll
have a motorized scooter with the Cowboys star on it,
yelling this is our year and his really old guy voice.
Dak will be throwing four yard checkdowns. Of course, the
problem is it's fourth and fifteen, but his completion percentage
will be on point. If Dak Prescott is still QB
(07:33):
one in Dallas at age forty, the rest of the
NFC East will have a cheshire Cat smile on their face.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They would want to give him a parade, They would
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Secondly, to Viva Las Vegas, we go to Viva Las Vegas. Problems,
problems in the land of slot machines and bad football.
Raider coach Pete Carroll with his offensive coordinator, the highly
paid Chip Kelly, the play calling in the raiders blowout
(08:07):
loss to the Colts last week in Indiana Jones last week,
he said Pete Carroll that the Raiders need to help
quarterback Gino Smith by calling more running plays. So now
Chip Kelly has defended himself shocking.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you see this? No, you didn't see this. Yeah,
I don care about the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I think it's a good story though, because you got
big ego guys, Chip Kelly believes the highest paid offensive
coordinator in the NFL. You got Pete Carroll, who's won
a championship, cost his team a championship as well.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So those guys back and forth.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So Kelly defended himself saying that he tries to do.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What Pete wants, meaning to run the ball more.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The Raiders were losing by so many they lost forty
to six. They ended up throwing the ball more because
they were so far behind behind the sticks, as they
like to say. So question, this is a he said,
he said situation. We love those, he said, She said good,
but he said, he said good as well. So whose
side are you on, Pete Carroll or Chip Kelly in
(09:15):
this Raider Rhubarb play calling drama? So, after a thorough review,
the arrow on this one is pointing towards the chipper.
I'm on the side of Chips. Get Pete's on the sideline.
They're looking like he just bit into a lemon. You
won't get a lemon. Well, Pete bought he bit into
(09:36):
a lemon. Uh, you know, complaining about the play calling. Now,
so I support Chip Chip Kelly on this one.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
This is it's not about the scheme.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
The way I read the room on this, and I'm
not a Raider fan, but the way I read the
room is it's not about the scheme. This is about
Pete Carroll realizing that he bet the house on Geno
freaking Smith like that, you know that point that come
to Jesus moment, We're like, oh my God, what have
I done? You do the surrender cobra thing with your arms,
(10:07):
you put your arms around your neck?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What have I done?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So I support Chip Kelly on this because Pete has
banana cream pie all over his face on this one,
totally flamoxed. He handpicked Geno Smith. Remember remember Tom Brady
wanted Matthew Stafford, he wanted Ben Johnson that was supposed
to be the brain trust of the Raiders. Didn't get
either one. They didn't want to work for Tom Brady
(10:31):
didn't want to do it, so Brady scrambled. He had
to hire a coach. He hired Pete Carroll because he's
a veteran coach, so he got a little credibility. And
then Pete Carroll's like, hey, I need a quarterback, get
me Geno Smith. I can win with Geno Smith. So
they did, right. He gave the Pete Carroll gave the
old wink wink to Tom Brady, who's the GM by
(10:52):
proxy with the Raiders, and he said, hey, Pete said
to Tom, I can win with this guy.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Tom said, Okay, let's do it. We're gonna win with
We're gonna win with this guy.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So they brought Geno Smith to Vegas, and they thought,
in Pete Carroll's head, this was a headliner at Caesar's Palace.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Headliner right in the middle of the strip at Caesar's Palace.
Guess what.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
If this were a stage show, if let's call it
Geno show, if it was a real, authentic Las Vegas
stage show, it would be closed by now, no reviews,
empty seats, The lighting is bad, the showgirls are overweight,
out of sync. You can't sell the act, you can't
know it. The Raiders wanted a show in Vegas. They
(11:36):
needed a quarterback, and they picked up a matinee at
the Midway at Circus Circus.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And if you have kids, or maybe you're old and
you went, I'm old. I went. When I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Is there anything more depressing than the acts at the
midway at Circus Circus. I still remember as a child,
I love magic. I've always loved magic, and I know
now kind of it's all bull crap, but I loved
as a kid, and through the eyes of a child,
I looked at magic and I thought, boy, that's all real.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They really cut that woman in a half bay.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I feel bad for her, and I believe all of it,
and I pulled the rabbit out of all that crap.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And I still remember seeing the.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Worst, the worst magician I've ever seen it at the
midway at Circus Circus, Like he's like a juggling magician
who kept dropping the balls and it was just But
that's Gino'smith. So this one is on Pete Carroll Chips
calling the plays with a quarterback who's got a blind spot.
(12:30):
Our friend inca terror Stevie Meatballs would do a better job.
Linebackers over the middle problem blind spot? Linebackers over the
middle problematic they are? And what do you want Ship
Kelly to call like hocus pocus? That Gino Smith is
the NFL's thirty first ranked quarterback. Let me repeat that
(12:52):
for those of you who are in the back of the.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Room and you might want to turn up your hearing.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Aid thirty first the only guys behind him, let me
check my notes here, Jake Browning benched, benched, Joe Flacco
benched and traded by the Cleveland Browns, and cam Ward.
The only reason cam Ward's still playing is because he's
protected because he was the number w.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
U overall picking the drag. Gino is sitting there in
the dungeon.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
He's in the bloody dungeon with that Motley crew. That
is who he's with. It's not it's not pretty, it's
not it's not good looking. Uh So again this is
this is not a chip Kelly problem. This is a
Pete Carroll problem. Pete Carroll's convincing himself that if only
chip Kelly would sprinkle in a few more running plays,
(13:44):
it would be like magical, you know, magical gum chewing
fairy dust as Pete really works that gum there, and
it would help Geno Smith and turn him into a
functional quarterback. And it's it's wild. He's actually been worth
I like guarn Minshew. I know, I'm one of the
few people that like Gardner Mitchew. And you know Gardner's
now he didn't do very well last year. He is
(14:08):
side by side if you put Gardner Minshew and Gino Smith,
Gardner Minshew is like rich Gannon compared to to Gino Smith.
All right, final thought, business of football, the business of football.
We have learned the Pro Bowl games will become part
of Super Bowl Week. We yeah, that's right, that's right.
(14:36):
They will be staged in the Super Bowl host city.
So our friends in northern California try to make it
to some of that Super Bowl stuff in February. We'll
see if my schedule works out there, but at least
go to Radio Row and spend a couple of days there.
But the NFL hopes to evolve the event. This is
what they're telling their cronies in the media. They want
(14:58):
to make it a more made for tea production, then
a live event, and then they want to have a
large audience, so it's really more about the television audience.
They have been in negotiations with espin that small fledgling
cable outfit out of Bristol, Connecticut, and the NFL Players Association,
the individual players have been brought in for council on this.
(15:22):
They're calling it a reimagined let me say that in quotes,
a reimagined Pro Bowl, and that'll cap this twenty twenty
five season in early twenty twenty six. So the question,
what does a reimagined Pro Bowl for the NFL sound
like to you?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So it sounds to me like despair. It just sounds
like despair.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It's also an admission, Okay, it's an admission the NFL
is telling you and I, it's telling us that the
Pro Bowl is an absolute failure without telling us the
Pro Bowl is an absolute failure. Now, we didn't need
to be told this because we're grown ups and we
can form our own opinion, and we don't wait for
the mob to form an opinion.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It is a piece of drek, the Pro Bowl. The
players ruin it. The players are wusses. They make too
much money. They don't want to be part of it.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You know, it's fine for players generation after the generation.
But this current group of delicate little flowers, they don't
want to take part in the Pro Bowl. So they
got rid of it, and they said we're gonna we're
gonna wave the white flag.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
And they're doing this again.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
They just changed it a couple of years ago. So
if this thing worked, if the Pro Bowl games worked,
they wouldn't be touching it wouldn't. Why would you change
something that works. You'd leave it alone, You'd let it breathe.
You'd keep your little dodgeball, your tug of war, your
obstacle course, to keep all that, you know, all those
events that put them all out there, And we're gonna
(16:50):
We're gonna have fun. It's gonna be like summer camp.
Now we know they're not doing this out of the
goodness of their heart.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
They're not. They have ulterior motives. There's a hit an agenda.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
This is marketing, plain and simple. It's Roger Goodell's long con.
The long gone con is what it is. The NFL
is going to make I will garan effen to you.
They are going to make this an infomercial, the Pro
Bowl for flag football. That's flag flag football. The usual
(17:26):
celebrity whores that will go out and endorse anything will
be out in force. Can you not see Snoop dog
out there playing flag football the Pro Bowl, the Rock
You know these guys, I give I'm jealous they get
paid for all this crap. They don't believe in any
of this crap, but they It'll be an indoctrination infomercial
for the flag football world. You know, here comes Snoop
(17:48):
Dogg because they want to convince you that flag football
is cool, that you've got to be cool. You want
to be cool, you need to watch flag football. You
want your kids in flag football, right, they want a spinoff.
They're so horny for this. They want a spinoff league
with celebrities and TikTok stars and influencers, which nobody knows
(18:13):
who these people are. And this isn't football, it's branding.
Mister Beast will make an appearance right that I show
Speed Guy. He'll he'll be there. They'll have pyro technics,
viral stunts. You'll have Roger the Dodger, Roger Goodell will
be standing at midfield with a smirk the size of
Jerry Jones yacht.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's what's gonna happen in the Pro Bowl right there,
right there.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
And if you don't believe me, I'm telling you you're bonkers,
because that's what's gonna happen. Garonte, as helmet Man would say, guarantee.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
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So time now for the mallor riddle of the day.
(19:10):
And here's the Mallor Riddle of the Day. Washington Commander's
quarterback formerly known as the Redskins quarterback Jaden Daniels said
that blank is probably the biggest thing that brought a
smile to his face this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Let me explain so.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Commander's quarterback Jayden Daniels said that blank is probably the
biggest thing that brought a smile to his face this
past weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
That is the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
We put it under the microscope. If you know the answer,
send it in right now at Ben Maller. We also
have Lane Jokes of the Week coming up later this hour.
We'll get do it all.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We'll do it next.
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Speaker 1 (21:49):
Channel and now back to it all right, and we
got but we got three college football games today.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Three we got a baseball game tonight we got we
got South Florida.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's more than actually more than three college football games.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
But the ones that stand out, You've got South Florida,
North Texas, eh Fresno State that's Eddies old stomping grounds
to the Colorado State.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And Rutgers and Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
So Rutgers gets to go all the way across the
country to get there, you know what, handed them.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
By by Washington.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
So those are There's a few other games but those
of the I think Harvard Place today, something like that.
But anyway, it is the Ben Mather Show of lame
jokes a week coming up time now though for the
payoff on the Insta trivia.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Commander's quarterback Jaden.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Daniels said this week that probably the biggest thing that
brought a smile to his face this.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Past weekend was blank.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That he said, blank is the thing that brought him
a smile to his face. The most this past weekend.
So that is the question.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What is the answer.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Let's see does anyone in the mall militia know the answer?
And all these people follow the show at Ben Mather
that's b e n You should know how to spell
that m A L l e R. And all of
them have sent answers in and that's the that's the
way it is. Andy and Lionel Lakes Rights In in Minnesota
says Jaden. Daniel said his girlfriend was the only thing
(23:18):
that would put a smile on his face.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, Jaden.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
According to just Josh, Jaden said, Robbie the Mariner fan
brought the biggest smile to his face.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is Robbie? Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Can we make sure someone's with Robbie? When the Mariners
end up losing the game with.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The Tigers, alf said super fans, Wow, look at that man?
Am I wearing a Halloween mask? That's pretty good? What
else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Bobby and Florida says finding his favorite Boo Boo brought
a smile to his face.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Who else? Clownuper so is that?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Gross?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Clown?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Pubercre Donkey Sausage sent a photo that in which I
don't have anything hair.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I don't know if it's real, and it might be AI,
I don't know. It looks like it looks real. Everything
looks real.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Who knows half this crap half this craps probably fake anyway.
Miguel on Fire says filexus is selfie.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Brought a smile to Jade and Daniel's face.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Late night drug Tester says getting all life's answers from
weed man hippie, Yeah, pretty pretty good. Uh his pet
goat from courtesy Flusher corny jokes so cheesy they're actually funny.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, said that was the case there.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Uh. Jaden or j j in Utah says Jayden and
Daniels was happy to see blind Scott jump out of
a birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Wow, okay. Mike and Dodge said.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Sunflowers everyone loves sunflowers everyone.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Slunk says sister mean Gene Okerland.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Is the is the answer? Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Ostrich Ant comment by ostrich Aunt from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
FSR Tech Queen Lorraine guessed by BP that that is
the answer to that. What else?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Comumbro comumbro? Yeah all right, that's that's enough. Do you
have an answer? Loraina? The malar riddle again for those
of you, a little late, bad job by you. The
show starts when you turn the show on. Actually stopp talking.
If you turn the show off, I stopped talking, and
then I start talking to him when you turn the
show on. It's the magic radio box here. It is
malar riddle of a commander's quarterback. Jayden Daniels said that
(25:32):
blank is probably the biggest thing that brought a smile
to his face this past weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
He went to a puppy adoption thing and got to
play with all the puppies. He got to play with puppies,
all right, is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, je Jake Daniels said that the New York Mets
missing the playoff, it's probably the thing that bought a.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Smile those faces pass weekaus. It is kind of fun
to bust the balls of Mets fans. It's one of
the great joys we have. They just don't they always
think they're gonna win every year. It's it's it's just absolutely.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Great, a absolutely great, no no question about it. All right,
let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
who do we have. Let's see any meaning my miney
mo let's go to Lucky Tony. Who's up next? Hello
Lucky Tony, Welcome.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Hey man, I'm not trying to plug anything. Your listens
to you Tube.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
But if you go on.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
YouTube you can see videos of weed Man being wheat
Man if anybody is a fan of his. And also
you can if you want to see David Say break
his wrists if you can type in go thee thanks.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Then hollering James is in Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Welcome versus the penny?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Is there many pennies?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Well, thanks for promoting the show. I do appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
And I know you don't know how to use YouTube,
so you're not actually watching the show, but I you know.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
What its Ramish teach me many things. One of those
things could be using how the YouTube works.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yes, are you able to get online at all?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
James?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Do you know what the internet is? Are you familiar
with the Internet.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I'm so the internet, the Internet. I can't even pronounce
the words so rambunctious. I am talking to you. I
am philosophically not inclined using technology beyond my control.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I believe you are.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You're just you're just trying to use big words here
that do not make any sense. You're just putting big
words together that don't really make much sense. Do you
know what the definition is of rambunctious?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Bus needs to hurry up? Not with this call.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's not actually what it means. It means.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It means being very boisterous.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, seems to be annoying.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Well loud, right, very loud.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Jesus smoking too any cigarettes in this room? Break because
we'd be smoking the weed?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Yeah, up time again.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I say you're Are you like the modern day Marlborough man?
Is that what you are?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Over here?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
You can't.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Number, but not of the can in a plastic bag.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Congratulations, Attention, attention advertisers. You can reach this covened demographic,
the men wearing.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Diapers and rolling their own weed. Let's see.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
You can do that, and I do it in my room.
I don't know everything else is around by myself. I'd
be by myself all the rest, play by myself.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, I don't need to hear about your playing. I
assume you do a lot of playing. But yeah, okay, anything,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I gotta go, I gotta I gotta take off here,
so I've got to go stare at a wall fried
Daddy's upset. He says, comparing the Eagles to the Jets
just proves what an idiot you really are. Uh he
I just hope the Dodgers don't choke like you. That's
a bitter and broken Philadelphia sports fan David fried Daddy.
(29:46):
His Eagles now suck, the Phillies.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Have been eliminated, and the man is losing his mind.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
He says, all these idiot callers and you Bill Miller
bashing the Super Bowl winners and the Phillies because they
lost a game. For God's sake, SPN, the Phillies did
buy a winning team like the Dodgers, he says. I
can't count how many times the Dodgers blew it. He says,
along with the Clippers in the rems. So you're doing
what aboutism? Fry Daddy's what you do. It's a boat
(30:17):
job by you.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's not what about ism.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
We talk about the news of the day, and the
news of the day is the Eagles are choking dogs.
They got outscored by the Giants, one of the worst
teams in the NFL got punked by a rookie running
back who was a mid round draft pick and a
rookie quarterback kicked their ass and the Philadelphia Phillies handed
the game to the Dodgers. The Dodgers didn't want the game,
(30:40):
but they were given the game. They didn't ask for
the game. The Phillies gave the game away through the
game way.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I didn't do that. They did that, Fry Daddy. That's
the reality.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Davids says what happened to the rule about players touching
the referee in any form during a game, referring to
Jackson Dart high fiving the referee high five.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I guess because he smiled. It's okay, maybe that's it.
He smiled, So that's that's it. It is the Ben
Malord Show.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Let's go now to who do we have your Poppy
in San Diego?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Hello Poppy.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
But now that we're gonna go hit the music or
and we're gonna say the pick. Everyone wants figure the pick,
and I'm picking this week the Targets. Target's gonna fa
the Dolphins, and I'm also gonna take Bonder Raiders. They're
gonna play that. I just said, camp Ward.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Whatever he out of the Raiders, the Raiders are gonna
win and destroy him.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
And and then says the best for last.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
I really like Jalen Daniel Fasher's book in the year
Ben Maler against the Beards. Are just kidding me with
the Caleb Willims. You can make the monologue on Monday now,
how sad and horrible he is gonna do and painting
his nails or something like that, and onto our Lepercaun,
onto singer, pick slepper gaun.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right, go lepreun what you got?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Okay, then I bring.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
The books are great, by the way.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Anyway, I picked the Broncos, I picked the pass I
picked Kansas.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
City Chiefs, and for the worst collar of the year.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
The super Bowl of Gold collars, Marcel and Bland scottlos Hie.
So that was that's for a minute.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
But anyway, yeah, hey you guys, did what.
Speaker 9 (32:27):
Happy? I have worked some prisom for you.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Do you know who has I've forgotten?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Okay? Do you know who?
Speaker 9 (32:33):
Confucius is?
Speaker 8 (32:34):
A Chinese philosophers.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
He who goes to bed with itchy bomb wakes up
with smelly fingers.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Okay, anyway, okay, I I thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Can we get hollering James back on? He's gone, Okay,
I'm wonderful. Okay, you know what I'd love.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
I'd love to have Colin Cowhard host the show one
night and be forced to take phone calls. I would
love to I'd love to hear him interact with these people. Yeah,
that's that's I would that would be great, boy, that boy?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Would that be entertaining the show we get canceled the
next day. Man alive? All right, we will pause for
the calls.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
We've got Big Ben's lame jokes. I feel like we've
already started that with our friend weed Man, who is
trying to get his own sal on the show. He
wants two segments a week, two segments a week.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
We might give it to him. We got Big Ben's
lame jokes of the week. We'll get to that. We
will do it.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Next.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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Bill Miller is the Ben Maller Show. You were locked
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Got lame Jokes of the Week coming up a couple
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Speaker 5 (34:46):
Knock Knock, who's there?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Blame week?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Blame week too.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It's Big Man's lame.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Joke of the week, and we welcome in a man
who is feeling his oats today.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Weed Maine Hippie.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
Made me last.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Oh, I won't, I won't call Sunday, call Monday.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
You're already, you're already, you're already announcing that you're not
willing to do the bit on Sunday and Monday.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I'm thinking thinking of you because there's so much football
and shutdown.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Okay, all right, all right, I'll look at my schedule
over the weekend and we'll figure out this out. Too
much football on Sunday doesn't work, then he's already's got
it down.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
And what do you think come day with hump day?
Ask ask weed man on hump Day?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, yeah, get get through the rest of your week
with ask weed man. Get over the hump with weed Man.
Yeah all right, something like that. Yeah, all right, why not?
Okay weed Man? These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
What is the difference between Justin Cooper and filexis?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
But the difference is Coop has traveled abroad, Felexus has
traveled as abroad.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That's eat in Rosedul, Minnesota. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Did you hear that Lorena is going to be the
Super Bowl halftime show a translator from Spanish lyrics?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Bad Bunny's doing it, so she'll be the translator here
about that?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Now?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Good big news, big news with Loraina? And now blind
Scott said, great news. I'll buy your dinner the next
time we see each other.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
So there you go, Tom in Indiana. Those things are related.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Did you hear blind Scott has a step ladder? No, Yeah,
well his real ladder left when he was a kid.
But that's a Noah in Austin.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
How did how did Blind Scott fix his cracked pumpkin
this Halloween?
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Up?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
He used his pumpkin eye patch? Is what he did?
Speaker 9 (37:05):
There?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
The if that doesn't Mike the Leprechaun set that one
in well. Interesting news from from the state of Maine.
Blair in Maine was spotted buying two handguns from Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Did you hear about this?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That's sure you Yeah, Blair said, Kyler is his small
arms dealer, is what he said?
Speaker 6 (37:29):
JJ.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
What is Blarin?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
What is blairin Maine's Halloween costume? What a TikTok crash screen?
That's from Eric in Kansas.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
He set that one.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I thank you Eric, if you're doing all right. Why
did Marcel throw a clock out the window? Why well,
he wanted to see time fly just like the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That's a Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Why did Mike the Leprechaun get kicked off the farm?
Why well, he would not stop choking the chicken.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I don't know why. That's Bobby and Florida. Thank you there.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Why does hollering James call the sex line why because
he loves talking about the twins.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
The twins talk. That's lucky, Tony, wasn't that funny?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
This is from William Williams said this one in Scrooge
Scrooge's Girlfriend. Scrooge in the Bay Area's girlfriend said if
they don't get married, she will kill him.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, apparently it's a matter of wife or death. So
that's it. That's all you got. Big Ben's lame jokes
in a week.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you want to send a joke in for a
future episode, send it care of Benmallers Show at gmail
dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Put jokes in the headlines,
otherwise it's not going to be read. Will do Q
and A jokes? Put your nameunder each joke, otherwise you're
probably out of luck.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? What
they kaleidoscope? That was a SMALLI guy named Smolly. He
also said this one in which days are the strongest days?
We shaved Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
You know why?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Why?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
The rest are just weak days? That's why? So Saturday?
Speaker 8 (39:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, buckle up, weed man What happened? What happened when
weed Man failed to pay his exorcist exorcist tax?
Speaker 8 (39:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
What he was repossessed? That's a Jimmy well we we
man hippie told a joke on Zoom, but nobody laughed.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
If you remember that we well, it turns out you're
you're not remotely funny. That's why. How how messy? How
messy is weed Man's home?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
How messy?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's so messy the roaches formed a union. That's Noah
in Austin.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
What what?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
What characteristics is weed Man? Or did the Cleveland Browns
and weed Man hippie share which one? Inherent losers? Inherent losers?
That's John in Youngstown, Ohio. Why has weed Man been
eating a lot at McDonald's lately? Why, well, there's a
McDonald's dumpster right.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Around the corner. That's why. That's a surfer Todd the comedian.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Why did Jane Goodall try to help weed Man?
Speaker 8 (40:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
All right? Well, because she thought he was saying, send
me monkeys. That's Eric in Kansas. Fag you weed Man.
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