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December 10, 2024 • 40 mins

Ben Maller talks about Kyle Shanahan saying that he wants to stay with the 49ers, Former Jets coach Rex Ryan saying he is stunned by the Vikings reluctance to extend Sam Darnold, Maller's Mountain of Money: Jim Morrison Edition, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number three. See that's
normally what happens after hour two and before our four.
It's our three, and you're listening to our three, and
for that I am grateful. So here in hour three
we expand on Kyle Shanahan saying that he wants to

(00:21):
stay with the forty nine ers. Do you believe him? Also,
former Jets coach Rex Ryan is stunned that the Vikings
are reluctant to extend Sam Darnold, what's your take on this?
And the wife of a Browns lineman has ripped Steeler
fans for being blatantly disrespectful? What is your ruling on that?

(00:43):
We'll get to all of it and more right now
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(01:57):
our lead this hour from the Bay Area, we expand
on a story that everyone's been yapping about here the
forty nine ers blowing the doors off the Bears. Now
that is not the story. The forty nine ers beating
the Bears by a ton not the story at all
at all. The revolving group of running backs. In fact,

(02:19):
another forty nine or running back got hurt. Fortunately, you
just plug and play those players and it's no big deal.
It seems to be fine. But following the game, the
coach of the San Francisco football team addressed his job status.
And you have not been listening. Maybe you don't know
the story and all that. A couple of weeks ago,
it was tossed out that the forty nine ers could

(02:43):
be contacted by a trade that somebody would contact the
Niners and say, hey, the Niners are about to become
a bad team. They are maxed out, they have a
lot of debt, and they don't have the money to
pay the debt, and they're gonna lose players and it's
gonna be a mess. And so therefore Kyle Shanahan can
be yours if the prize is right. So he was
asked about this. I don't know if you saw what

(03:03):
he said or not. Perhaps not. The forty nine er
coach Kyle Shanahan reaffirming his commitment to the Organizationean He said, quote,
I don't want to be any place in the world
more than here, he said. Now he had more to say,
but that was the money quote. That was the money
quote from Shannan. Now, previously, as we said, it had

(03:24):
been speculated that the Chicago Bears and some other teams
who need a coach would make a phone call and say, hey,
what would it take to get Kyle Shanahan, you know,
something like that. So let us discuss the question. Kyle
shannan he says he wants to stay with the forty
nine ers. Do you believe him? So I've got salt

(03:48):
hide and Seek and Rome but not Jim Rome. And
we will combine all of these things together and we
will make an empty net goal is what we're going
to make. So, first of all, to answer the question again,
my position is in lockstep. I told Cooper Loop about
this earlier, my position, and I'm shaking my head. No,

(04:11):
you never believe coaches. They will lie to your face,
much like radio bosses. They will lie to your face.
They like politicians. What did you expect Kyle Shanahan, What
do you expect him to say following the Niners game?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
What do you expect? This is not the time, nor
the place, Not the time nor the place to announce
any kind of declaration. It would have been a wonderful
story for talk radio if Kyle Shanahan, after blowing out
the Chicago Bears has said, you know, I grew up
loving Deep Dish pizza and I would love to go
to work every Sunday at Soldier Field half the time. Man,

(04:53):
that would be awesome. Boy, would that be fun. My
favorite running back was Walter Payton. You know that guy.
I mean no, you don't say that, of course not.
And coaches, and I've worked with some of these Cats
over the years. These guys are to be kind economical
with the truth. And I learned long ago to take
what coaches say with a little grain of salt, a

(05:14):
little pinch of salt. That's it. And this was a
version of the truth, but just not the whole truth,
and certainly nothing but the truth. Kyle Shanahan said he
doesn't want to be any place in the world more
than the forty niners, and that doesn't mean that there
saw other places he wouldn't want to be with just
as much as the forty nine ers. As his dad

(05:38):
coached multiple NFL teams, normally, you don't stay in one
place unless you coach the Pittsburgh Steelers. You bounce around
the NFL. You're gonna coach multiple teams. So we aren't
going to ignore the story. What we're gonna do is
put it on layaway. We're gonna put the Kyle Shanahan
story on layaway because we believe the Kyle Shanahan story
will bounce back onto our radar and there'll be a

(06:02):
Sean and mcvay's story that this is a good clickbait
story once we get past the postseason or into the postseason,
I should say into the coaching carousel that this storyline
will return. So we're gonna put it on lay away
and we'll go back to it. We'll pay off the
bill there later on. So we'll wait for the coaching

(06:24):
carousel to spend round and round and round and round
and round and round and see how this all goes
all right, now, Secondly, we head to minnesot That is
where former Jets coach Rex Ryan, turned TV pundit and
several other prominent NFL talking heads are stunned that the
quarterback of the Vikings is playing at an elite level

(06:48):
statistically a top five quarterback in the NFL, but yet
the Minnesota football team is reluctant to extend Sam Darnell
and Rex Ryan upset that what is your take on
the situation with the Vikings and the number of people
that have come out in support of Sam Donald? All right,

(07:10):
so I will answer this. I'm on the side of
the Vikings. The Vikings don't believe in Sam Donald, and
I'm with the Vikings. They know deep down this is
smoking mirrors, This is not sustainable. Otherwise they would extend
Sam Donald. They would make every effort. Right now, they
knew they had the magic pixie dust and that this

(07:35):
was going to continue. Then who cares about JJ McCarthy,
Who cares about any of these other cats? Daniel dying,
You know, Danny Dimes, Daniel Jones, You would do everything,
You would move mountains come hell or high water. Sam
Donald's gonna be the Viking quarterback for years to come.
The fact that the Vikings aren't doing that tells you
internally they know Sam Donald's not the guy. They know

(07:57):
he's not the guy that he does and have that.
Jenna said, Quah right, he doesn't have that factor. He
is lacking that. And on my report card, the Malord
report card, which is the most important report card out there,
my brothers and sisters in Minnesota will agree with me
on this. The report card on Sam Donald has an

(08:18):
eye next to his name. Not an A, not a B,
not a C, not a D, not an F an
I right, an I incomplete. Sam Donald has cobbled together
some nice numbers. He has right, But it is premature
to announce that this is real.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
It just is.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And Donald, to be kind, is a work in progress.
And I go back and I will die on this
mountain if the Minnesota Vikings believe what they're seeing is legit,
then they would absolutely be deep in the weeds and negotiations.
And Sam Donald would want to stay there because why
would you want to leave. You're playing great, your coach
loves you, everything's great. And that's not happy. That's not happening.

(09:02):
So that is a dead giveaway. That is a dead
giveaway that internally there are people that are doubting Sam Donald,
and rightfully so. And the NFL though generally speaking, one
season you get paid. They call him one hit wonders.
The NFL's got so much money, they're like a Mexican

(09:23):
cartel drug king and they're burying money in the ground.
They don't know what to do with all the money.
And so everyone's getting paid. You get paid. You get paid.
You're in the back, you get paid. You even you
you suck, but you get paid. Everyone gets paid. All right,
final fuck. We now go to Cleveland, well actually Pittsburgh,
but the Cleveland Browns on the road and the wife

(09:44):
of a Browns offensive lineman. There's nothing I like more
talking about than the wives of Brown's offensive linemen. Whyatt
Teller no relation to Penn and Teller, but Wyatt Teller
the wife of that lineman for the Browns or you've
never heard and why would you? Why would you? So
the wife of this Browns player very upset with the

(10:05):
Pittsburgh fan the yinser faan. She was complaining about her
treatment at the game on Sunday in Pennsylvania as she
attempted to watch her husband play at the stadium formerly
known as Hinz Field. Carly Teller, related through marriage, wrote

(10:26):
on social media, the Steeler fans behaved poorly. They behaved poorly.
She said, the fans in Pittsburgh today were so blatantly
disrespectful to me and the Browns girls. I've never felt
so attacked by people who I literally did nothing to.
Very sad, embarrassing behavior. She added a selfie, Oh that's good,

(10:51):
and another explanation on the gram. She said, when you're
just trying to have a drink and watch her husband
at work, but you're surrounded by Steeler fans who are
screaming at them and you the entire team. I think
she meant an entire game, but I don't know that's
what she wrote word for word. Not the King's English.

(11:11):
All right, So, the wife of a Browns lineman, you've
never heard of complaining about Steeler fans for being blatantly disrespectful.
What is your ruling on this one?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
So is it inbounds or out of bunth So I'm
gonna say the wife is out of bounds on this. Well,
the fans should have great Still, this is across the board.
And if you don't realize working and she doesn't work
in the NFL, she's just benefiting from the NFL money
being married to an NFL player. But if you're in
that world, if that's the world you're in, and your

(11:49):
husband's been in the NFL for a number of years
and you don't know that, it doesn't matter whether you're
in Pittsburgh, you're in La San Francisco, Houston, Minnesota, Atlanta, anywhere.
This is how fans act across the NFL. And the
NFL doesn't care because if they cared, they would have

(12:10):
stopped this long ago. And so if you don't realize that,
then you've got the problem. Right, The wife is out
of bus Like, what are you living under a rock somewhere?
Have you never been to an NFL game? NFL stadiums
have been filled for years with a high percentage of
fans who are completely schnockered, hours and hours of drinking,

(12:33):
having a great time. They act like a mix of
a sloth and a Neanderthal when they're at these games,
and a very primitive mindset. Now I'm not gonna say
they use their lizard brain, but that's what Lorena said.
They use their lizard brain. And when in Rome, but
not Gym Rome, do as the Romans when in Rome, right,
and learned that when you're at an NFL stadium, you

(12:54):
familiar you familiarize yourself with your surroundings and the dues
and the don'ts. And there there is a solution here
to this problem. In fact, there's two solutions, two answers
to this woman's problem, the wife of this browns lineman.
Either A, you stay home. The games are better watching
on TV anyway, it's a better product on television. And

(13:17):
b just spend the money and go get a luxury
box and then the the Neanderthals can't get near you.
You ever see Taylor Swift sitting in the crowd in
an NFL game, No, because she knows what kind of
people go to NFL games and she doesn't want to
deal with the unwashed. So instead, she ends up sitting
in a little box there and avoids everything and is

(13:39):
surrounded by an army of thugs, bouncy security guys and
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If you'd like to be part, you can also answer
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here it is Former NFL head coach Jack del Rio
or NFL head coach Jack del Rio asked cops to

(14:23):
let him blank when he was arrested for driving Wall intoxicated. Again,
former NFL head coach, somewhat recently, Jack del Rio, he
asked cops to let him blank when he was arrested
driving Wall intoxicated. That is the malor riddle of the day.

(14:46):
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
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to the to the show. That's right, say my name, Bell,
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Shame on you. It's hi, Ben Maller, and here is
the love you. We're already on the air. Weed Man
knocked that off. Are here we go and it's the
Mallard riddle. A former NFL head coach, Jack del Rio

(17:17):
asked cops to let him blank when he was arrested
for a DWI. That is the question. Late Night drug
Tester says he asked to sit on Santa's lap. That
is the the guest of Late Night Drug Tester. Who
else do we have? Page down Alf the Alien Opiner
says that Jack del Rio asked if he could call
the insta advice line. King Rory says, eating his culver's

(17:41):
butter burger and cheese kurds. But that is the answer.
Who else do we have? Paige Dan, I can't read
that on the air og Art Puffin says, Jack del
Rio asked cops to let him ride shotgun on the
way to the cant Yeah, Donkey Sausage says, to make
some doc. Mike jews, that is the answer. Who else

(18:03):
do we have? Anco? Terra said to call his lawyer
Lorraine up? Are you a lawyer?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Lorena?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
In a past life?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Ben? Is that correct? All right? Very nice? Uh see?
Eric says Jack del Rio asked cops to pick up
the flag. Pick up the flag, go to the expedited review. Right,
drive the paddy wagon. Guests by Ike in Roseville, Minnesota.
Dante says, the order pizza, Kevin in Florida, We order

(18:32):
a pizza. Kevin says, chew his toenails is the answer.
Chew his toenails. Who else do we have? Stuck in
Sacramento says he is not in jail. You're riddle included intoxication.
He says, I'm not like ninety percent of militia. I
am cleaning sober six years. What good job by you?

(18:52):
In fact, Stuck in Sacramento says he manages a sober
living center in Sucramento. He says, well, good there you go.
Nice helping people out. That's a good deal. The answer
to the riddle is Charlie Sheen is the answer. Jack
do Rio, according to BP, asked for a time out.
He wanted to take time out, time out. Yeah, that's

(19:13):
pretty funny. Who else do we have? JT the wing Man,
who's been to the last four Malor meet and greets
in four different states, said he asked cops to let
him finish watching Benny versus the Penny. Who else do
we have? Matt or Manuel in Guardina, says Jack do
Rio asked if he could wear an eye patch an

(19:34):
eyepatch for his duy booking photo. That'd be cool. Far
out Dave said, if he could finish his beer, that
would be kind of cool. Who else do we have?
Chris and Kent Washington said, asked if he could keep
his urine sample for later. Joe the Ghost Hunter to use.
The squatty potty is the answer? Now? Did I not

(19:55):
hear the other day we had a commercial for a
squatty potty that was on during the show. There was
a squatty potty.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Help you poop? They'd say, that's.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Important, this good advertise. I'd like to do a squatty
potty commercial. I think that'd be very good at that.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yeah, if we all got specialized squatty potties with our names.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
All, I'll be magical.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Man.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Don't you think I could absolutely deliver a squatty potty?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
You know what's bad about trying to promote a squatty potty?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
How are you supposed to post it?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know, like what I like while you use your
squatty potty, Well on social media you could probably.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't think you can.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I know, really you're not allowed to. People don't do it.
They do everything on social media, don't they. I mean,
come on, who else do we have? Richie says, smoke
a cigarette at Jack del Rio sai, he's in the
Bay Area, Richies, I'd like to have a smoke. Marcus,
that boy, Malcolm says, let him pet that dog. That
dog over there, I'd like to pet that dog.

Speaker 8 (20:53):
Can I bet that?

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Down?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
From Common says the answer to the Mallet riddle of
the day, del Rio wants to ride shotgun with the
sirens on. With the sirens on, that's the way to
do it, all right, Lae, here we go. A former
NFL head coach, Jack del Rio, who was coaching college
football and he was He asked cops to let him
blank when he was arrested for a DWI. Yeah. I

(21:18):
think he asked if he could call his mother Ben
call his mother, Hey, mom, guess what, Mom, I've made it.
I'm in handcuffs. No, that is in correct. Jack del
Rio asked cops to let him take a leak. We
had to go out take the bathroom. Now, I gotta

(21:40):
tell you, I'm friends with some cops. They would generally speaking,
allow you to do that. And the reason if you
urinate in the cop car, somebody has to clean it up, right,
And so it's better to ask rather than to urinate
in the back of the car, because then they it's
a pain in the asses. Somebody asked to clean it out,

(22:01):
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
The great Jack del Rio was he the guy in
Jacksonville that had the stump of wood and the acts
when he was in Jacksonville and one of the players,
you know, cut the wood that whole thing, and then
one of the players used the acts and cut themselves.
I think Jack del Rio was the coach of the

(22:22):
Jags when that happened. I remember talking about that. So
it happened in Jacksonville. I think it was del Rio
if I remember, Hey, we are moments away from Maler's
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seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine. Let's

(22:43):
go to a man who's always angry, Angry Bill ball Humbug, Hello,
angry Bill.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
How you're doing everybody?

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Then?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
I'd like to touch base on this one Sodo thing.
I'm very happy the Yankees did not get him, did
not sign him. Let them let them go to the Mets,
where where contracts drifted into the oceans. I don't remember
the last time the Mets signed the guy to a
big contract and it worked out other than Windor, but

(23:16):
it took him a couple of years. Lucas, you needed
pitching for years, at least three four years. And now
they can spend some money and go out and get
some pitching. This guy freed that was on Atlanta. We
need pitching. Pitching. We can replace some guy in right
field who wants to be a showboat. We don't need

(23:38):
Juan Soto. Let him go showboat on the Mets, and
let's go out and get some pitching and revamp the
complete lineup for the Yankees with the fortune of money
they were going to spend on that turd.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
All right, then you're happy. This is a good call
from you. You're satisfied that the Yankees did the right
thing losing out on jan Soda.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
You're very happy. Okay, they were being forced into getting them.
They really didn't want them.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
They wouldn't have traded for him if they didn't want
I mean, they did make the World Series with them.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
By we made the World Series. We didn't beat you,
pie Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Well the rating, uh, well, the Dodgers has won the
World Series. I think I do understand winning more than you.
The Yankees haven't won a long time. I believe I'm
a winner and the Dodgers of what They've won multiple
World series and in the modern era and since social media,
the Dodgers have won more World Series. That is correct
in the modern world and the old archaic world that

(24:37):
the Yankees won more. But in the modern world, the
Dodgers have won more than the Yankees. That is correct.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Don't make me gag on your garbage. Okay, your red,
white and blue crap.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's right, America America. Blind Scott is on the North
end of Boston.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Yes, hey, Bill had He even said that he has
lonely man syndrome, that's what he called the I was angry, Bilbil.
I love his voice. I love everything about him. I
think he's excellent, and he's still working. He's in his
seventies because he went to jail because Jill preserves you
if you go to jail. Like all my fellows in
jail right now that are listening. My boys done in
Florence that I paid Dali Radio for at Punch Maximum

(25:15):
Prison in Colorado. I know how you guys are holding up.
They stay healthy forever.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
But dude, that.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
I got arrested today, and I think it's a case
of mistaken identity. So I was at a homeowner's association
meeting and there was a big fight, A big fight
broke out, and this really large woman, like an oversized woman,
accused me of pushing her. But this one guy, he
had like a black belt in karate, and he like
put his hands on me. So the police like it

(25:44):
was a mistaken identity. They thought that I was the culprit,
but didn't they realized that I was totally blind. So
then in a change of events, they arrested the other guy,
who was like a restaurant owner. And now the police
are like, we should have never arrested anybody. This is
a civil matter. What the hell are you guys call
the police office on a blind person for And I'm
getting a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I'm lawyering.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
I'm lawyering.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Shocking. That's very unlike you, blind Scott to get a lawyer.
You never get a lawyer. So you you you claim
you were arrested, but you weren't actually arrested. You were
briefly detained, but you weren't arrest you were once they really,
that's the ultimate get out of handcuffs. I'm blind. You
can't arrest a blind brik. How bad would that look
for the cops if they arrest a blind guy for assault?

Speaker 7 (26:27):
And I did you know who? I am saying? They
go and he had a cane to and the cops
they said to each other, he's totally blind. Oh my god,
he's totally blind. And then they took the cops off
me and I said, hey, let me show you guys
to put that. They were all scared. They go, no, no, no, no,
just stay right there. But I put you on these
emails like I have politicians involved, like this stair. They
don't want to pay any money. These people, they're slumboys.

(26:48):
They don't want to spend eighteen hundred dollars to fix
the stairs. So they picked a fight with me at
the h eight meeting. And you know me, I went
down there. I said, in like five minutes, I think
the police. Someone is going to call the police. And
as they went down, everybody starts rumbling and everything. It
was crazy. I was trying to show them how my
cane worked. I mean, people are bored with life, you know.
I mean everybody thinks that like some type of like

(27:11):
you know, I'm the only like people person in the world.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
You know.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Everybody thinks that they know everything. You're like me, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, Well, and you really don't cause trouble. Trouble finds you,
but you don't cause the trouble. Even though you've gotten
a lot of dust ups since you've called the show.
There's been a lot of incidents, famous incidents with blind
Scott but you you're not the one that's causing it.
It just follows you around.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Yeah, I'm not just gonna Like on Cape Cod I
almost went to Joe there. When I was there, a
police officer took me down tactically when I was walking
on the street because so many people were calling the
cops to me, like I'm so stubborn, I'm so set
on living independently. The cop takes me down with my
dog because I want to get off Route one point
thirty on Cape Cod. There's no laws. They say you

(27:52):
can't walk on a major route though when you're blind,
But they said they have to respond to police.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Calling you're not allowed to walk on the highway though,
I don't think you're Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Not the major highway, but a major route like Route
sixty six or something like. There's no lot, it's just
blind people can't walk on that, you know what I mean?
Like they I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't I'd have to look at the laws. I
don't know. I mean, if you're impeding traffic though, if
you're causing problems, then you know, you know.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
What, people are slowing down there getting scared, so the
police have to come, and they think it's a safe issue,
so it's a judgment call. But in the end, I
always wan you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, rightway. How much have you won from the lawsuits
over the years. How much money?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (28:29):
Maybe like eight hundred thousand dollars? I lost it all though.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
On let me guess. On that weed stock. That weed
stock you recommended that I buy the only week coming
went out of business, Blind Scott recommended the only I
took advice stock market advice from you, and that's the
only one.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
The CEOs they were driving around on all these planes,
spending all bends money. It was more cannabis in Canada.
Everybody knows about it.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
It was.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
It was terrible. Man, I the old this is my
way to get rich. You know. If only I'd listened
instead of the instead of yo. But I listen the
bitcoin person.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
I said on the police, I'm a crypto trader, and
they were they go, what do you trade? Don't coin?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
I go, I trade everything?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, yeah, I know, all right, I gotta go. I
thank you the great Blind Scott. Real quick, Mitch, and
Mankato has a story, Mitch, real quick, I gotta get
the mause amount of money hello, Mitch.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Hey, fantastic. How do you top that? By the way,
But anyways, a long time ago, believe it or not. Yes,
I got arrested and they transferred me to another city
about an hour and a half west of Mankato or
east of Mankato. Sorry, And in the transfer I asked him,
I said, hey, can I take a leak?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (29:38):
The only cup by one hand is that I stood
behind a squad car and the way I went.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh, I thought I got yeah, because they didn't want
you to urinate in the car, right, that's absolutely exactly.
It's a mess, and they got to drive around that
thing for twelve hours a day. They don't want to
smell your urine all day. Come on.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
You know what they do, man, is when they get
to the station, all they do is they grab like
a guard then out.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well, yeah, but the smell, I mean if yeah, the
smell is a bit of an issue.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
What other kind of excrement can come out of a
human body that can be in the back of it?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Exactly exactly? All right, thank you, that good story. There's
Mitch and man Cato. All rights, I see bye, all right,
go away, y'all should.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Drink more water if it smells that bad or pineapple?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Right, and we learned the other day.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
No, that's for something else.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's for something else. Okay, I know, so it doesn't
improve the smell. Okay, gotcha, I forget. I'm trying to learn,
all right. Anyway, let's welcome in our contestants. We have
what do we have here for the game? We've got
Mark in Ithaca. Who's gonna be one of our contestants. Hello, Mark,
Welcome upstate New York. Welcome Mark, Thank you very nice.
Wh would you like to partner up with for malus

(30:46):
amount of money? You got me? Ben or Kooba loop.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Eligible?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I would love for you to play for the RNA.
Would you like to play the random? Maus amount of money?
She's not talking, she's keeping your mind.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I just don't think that's a very good idea.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
But he wants to play with you.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
But if you want to be a winner, no.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
He would like to play with you.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I just let's go for it.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Okay, I'm gonna say, let's not do that.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Come on, coop. She he wants to play with the
rain and then learn.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
He wants do you want an idea of what my
hints are going to sound like, are you ready for this?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It rhymes.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
With bond elvey. No, let's not play with the ring one.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
All right? She is apparently mccoop doesn't want to play.
I'm fine with her playing almost.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, of course you are, because you're going to be
the other person taking.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's an automatic one for you. I don't know that's
you're assuming. Maybe not. I might not be.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Paid, so I don't want to waste my time for
the butcher it.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
She wouldn't butcher it.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
She wouldn't butcher it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
She provides some great drops for the show. All Right,
you go with you want to lose? Go with Coop?
All right, hold on a sec, and who else do we?
Let's see here? Ain'ty meenie miney moe. Let's say hello
to uh, let's see one or three? What are we
looking at? Here are trees? All right, so we'll go.
We'll go then the yeah right that one?

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
All right? Let's say hello to Showtime. Who's in Kansas? Hello? Showtime?

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Oh hey, the big big mallard.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
How you doing tonight?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh man, you're bouncing off the walls. Look at this guy,
he's full energy to Showtime guy.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Yeah, let's hold a big mount I'm going with big
big mountain.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, that's right, We're the winning baby, Showtime, Showtime like losers, No,
I like winners, alright, fan of losers, all right, show
one of the cadger was quickly cool, but he had
this settle away.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
We have the all right, gentlemen, this is Malard's amount
of money, the Jim Morrison edition.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
He would have turned eighty one years old on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Know who that is?

Speaker 10 (32:53):
Big big mound.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Can you throw in the golden ticket for me when
we win?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Alright?

Speaker 9 (32:56):
If you win, I'll give you two golden go ahead,
all right, many both of them on the air care
sol let me see.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Hold on, yeah, that button and then there you are.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
The categories are light my fire, break on through, people
are Strange, and la women.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Uh, Mark, you were on first? Which category would you like?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
People are strange?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
People are strange?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Right they are?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
We prove that on a basis.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Showtime, how about you?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, well that sounds kind of dirty, but yeah, well
I'll light your fire. It sounds like your fire is already.
Like everyone, hold on for the rest of the hour.
It is going to be Mallard's Mountain of money. We've
got market, we've got showtime, and they're ready to go,
and we'll get to it. We'll do it next.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Mallicia will tune.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
In to listen. Polishital It listened.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
But to you we the.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Best issue on the Flexus the seven out track Queen
only has sevens. Actually, I think gets it if you
count the one back cross is I Bill Miller Exus Rivals.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
We're gonna get to the game with Mallard croop here
in a minute, flea a mount of money. This is
the part of the show where I tell you to
follow the Facebook page and the Instagram page. You can
see photos from the Ugly Sweater party. The famous Mallard
Ugly Sweater Party happened over the weekend. Moreno was there
and he showed up. There's photos of him and some

(35:00):
of the other FSR people that we're at the at
the house. So check that out. Ben Malor Show on
Facebook and Ben Maller on Fox on Instagram. Follow those pages.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
Here we go now Malor's Mountain of money. Hell do
you have what it takes to get to the top.
Probably not all.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Rights suing right to the game Jim Morrison edition. Coop
is up first with Mark in Ithaca in upstate New York.
There and showtime is in Chansas City where we just
said the last mallor meet and greet Mark? You're with Coop?
And which category did you guys pick?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Coop?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
You picked people are strange?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I believe that is correct.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
All right, you ready? Are you there? Mark? Yeah? Showtime?
Are you there? All right? Well, Coop's going first.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
All right, Mark, you have you need the first and
last name of the athlete in order to receive points.
We're gonna have forty five seconds on the clock. Are
you ready? All right, Let's get that music a bit lower.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Please, thank you?

Speaker 9 (36:02):
All right, forty five seconds let's begin, all right, all
pro wide receiver for the Steelers.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
He quit mid game while playing for the Bucks. What, yes,
all right?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Very low?

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Yeah, you're very quiet. This guy's nickname was the worm
in the NBA. Yes, uh, this guy was a center
on the Trailblazers and the Celtics. He recently died. Yes,
This running back for the Dolphins loved marijuana. Yes, this

(36:36):
guy was a pitcher for the Dodgers. He got sued
for beating up a woman during sex, but he didn't actually. Yes,
this guy was a weird, eccentric pitcher for the Kansas
City Royals and Diamondbacks and other teams.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh man, this guy was good. Yeah he was talk's low,
but he's very good. He knows what he's doing. Zach
Granky was that last one? But good job. That's AE
hundred and sixty points. Life there marked you get out?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
All right, well, very good show time. Are you ready
there in Kansas City?

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Mallard?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
All right, you picked light my fire. These athletes had
reputations of being good teammates. All right, we'll put forty
five seconds on the clock. You're on your way.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Go.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
A quarterback for the Packers and also played for the Vikings. Yes,
the big fundamental for the San Antonio Spurs. Back No,
no after him after him? Yes, wide receiver for the
Arizona Cardinals. Always from Minnesota. Yes, he was a defensive

(37:46):
back for the Steelers. He's on TV right now. African
American guy has a lot of hot takes on ESPN. No,
mister big shot for the Pistons. Uh and then won
a championship there guarded No after him, no after him.
A white guy guard for the Cavaliers in the nineteen eighties,

(38:07):
played in Cleveland. Yes, all right, John Billips.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
Yeah, so your twenty points behind, that was one hundred
and forty points.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
One hundred and forty All right, that's fine. We're in
good shake.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
So you are you are up again? Since you are behind, showtime?
Would you like break on through or la women.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Break through?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
All right through?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Very good?

Speaker 9 (38:34):
Uh these athletes won a championship late in their career.
Forty five seconds begin all right. Quarterback for the Broncos
in the eighties won Yes, what's his first name?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yes, John Elway. Yes, a star for Minnesota basketball. He
went to the Boston Celtics and won a championship there
with Doc Rivers. Yes, the boss for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Running back. Yes, star pitcher for the Red Sox, not
Kurt Schilling, but oh all right, Boston Celtic average his

(39:08):
nickname is average player for the Atlanta Hawks. He's still
on the sell. He's really old guy for no. No
pitcher for the picture for the Mariners. The Phillies pitched
like thirty years uh, no after with Randy Justin. No,
no journeyman Nam.

Speaker 9 (39:33):
All right, well you have the lead of joints Jamie Moyer, Yeah,
Jamie Moyer. Al Horford was the center and Pedro Martinez
that pitcher. All right, all right, Mark, we have forty
points to tie fifty to win. Our category is LA women.
Uh these athletes all married celebrities. Are you ready? All right,

(39:55):
let's begin. He is the current quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
He used to be on the Broncos.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Yes, all right. This guy was nicknamed the Flash when
he was in the NBA. Guard on the heat. Yes,
all right.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
This guy was a picture for the Ashos and the Tigers.
He's married to Kate Upton.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Don't choke.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, that's it. We got to have the game over
to finish, all right, we'll keep going.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
French French point guard for the Spurs. He's all right,
he got fun.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
All right, all right, congratulations Mark, you got a golden
But your phone sucks.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
So Joria Beckham's husband.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, all right, stop see they say the last name.
You can't. You're not allowed to do that. You cheated,
all right? I like your voice showed a very loud phone,
you know,
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