Hour 3 - Horsey Talk

Ben Maller talks about Anthony Richardson's agent meeting with Colts brass to "clear the air," Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather agreeing to terms on an exhibition boxing match, Caitlin Clark's season-ending injury, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!

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how would you classify Anthony Richardson's agent meeting with Colts
Brass to clear the air, It was also announced that
two of the biggest names in the sport of boxing,

(00:44):
Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather, have agreed to terms on
an exhibition match. How does that one hit you? And
how do you categorize Caitlin Clark season ending injury. That's it,
She's done in the WNBA this year. We'll talk about
that as well right now. Plus lame jokes in our
number three a little Horsey talk, if you will, welcome

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it late and the game ball goes to Cedee Lamb.
Wonderful job by him and dropping one hundred million dollar
receiver dropping a couple of balls on the final possession
final minutes there for Dallas. That would have, could have,
should have put Dallas in the lead in the final minutes,
but did not and our lead this hour, though, is
from Indy we Go, where the news of the day

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take is. We learned that the demoted quarterback Anthony Richardson
one of the epic bus in recent NFL history. So
his agent, Derek Jackson. Derek Jackson met in person last
week with the Colt GM the ballard of the bad ball,
Chris Ballard, in an effort to clear the air. So

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how did that go? You see the story? No, you
didn't see this one, right, you're not a Colts fan.
I got you. It's a good story though. So Anthony
Richardson's agent called the meeting a quote very constructive opportunity
to let feelings be known. How's that for some mumbo jumbo.
The report says that the trade was not quote requested,

(03:42):
but was quote broached In the meeting at the Ballard
of the Ball, Ballad of the Bad Ball meet and
greet there. So Colts said they don't plan to trade Richardson,
but they got together. So let us discuss the question,
how would you classify how would you classify Anthony Richardson's

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agent having a get together with Colts brass to quote,
clear the air, close quote. So my view on this,
I've got auditioning weekend at Bernie's and Willie Nelson and
we will combine all of these things together and we

(04:26):
are going to shake it up that baba ganoosh, We're
gonna shake up the barba. So first of all, when
I hear the phrase clear the air, can I ask
you a question? What air we're talking about? Anthony Richardson.
Anthony Richardson has been a human fog machine, is what
he's been. This is the pig skin version of back

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in the nineteen nineties, the Coming of Age teen comedy
clue this. The agent shows a profound lack of understanding
methinks based on his body. And tell me if I'm
being unfair on this, let me know, send me a
comment or call it my take on Anthony Richardson. If
you look at his body of work, it looks like

(05:10):
Anthony Richardson won a raffle to be quarterback of the Colts.
Like he's lucky that he even still has a damn
locker in the NFL based on his performance. You know
how when he starts he aded Florida at thirteen thirteen,
that is not a resume. That is a summer internship,
is what that is. And with the Colts, Richardson, who
was projected to be a mid round draft pick, Richardson

(05:32):
has been throwing two things. He's been throwing warm worm burners,
which is hard to do when you play indoors and
hospital balls, right, And it's like he's auditioning, and the
audition is for they were going to bring back NFL films,
bloopers and practical jokes, and he's auditioning for that. Now.
Indianapolis picked Richardson with a top five pick. I believe
it was number four overall in the draft, which means

(05:54):
they passed on guys who actually know how to play football.
They passed on people that actually are good at playing football,
guys who didn't need a damn instruction manual on how
to read a defense. However, and It's not all on
Anthony Richardson. Late owner Jim Orsay clearly on a bender
fell in love with the vertical leap and the Instagram highlights,

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and you would admit those are some good highlights. Man.
People get hornswaggled by those highlights. So Anthony Richardson has
a fifty point six percent completion percentage at this point
in his career. He's got more injuries in the crash
test dummy, and the way he's going, we cannot guarantee
he will not have a hammy go whammy when he's

(06:38):
signing autographs. And now his agent is out there, mister
big balls like big balls, Bob. They're in Vegas. His
agent is sniffing around talking about feelings and constructive meetings
and all that. You know what's constructive completing a pass
on third down. You lost the job to Daniel Jones.

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That alone is a football felony, is what that is
right now. Secondly, it was announced that two of turned
the page from that Anthony richards the thing. So it
was announced that two of the biggest names in boxing.
Back there used to be a sport called boxing is
called pugilism, the sweet science, and it was really popular,

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and now it's dead and nobody pays attention to it.
But it was announced tw of the biggest names back
when people actually cared about that sport, Mike Tyson and
Floyd Mayweather have agreed to terms for an exhibition boxing
match that you did not know you need, but you
definitely cannot miss. So how does that one hit you?
Mayweather and Tyson? So it hits me like weekend at

(07:50):
Bernie's Burn, baby burn. This is a sporty Bernie Madoff
level swindle right in front of your schnaze. Mike Tyson,
I believe he is fifty nine years young, God bless him.
And Floyd Mayweather is a spry he gotta be in
late forty, like forty eight something like that. They are

(08:10):
lacing up the gloves for an exhibition boxing match. This
is gonna happen in the spring of twenty twenty six.
Now this is not really boxing. What this is let
me tell you what this is after a minute long deliberation.
Is my opinion. You can't sue me. It's my opinion.
It's my opinion. This is a Ponzi scheme in sixteen
ounce gloves, or maybe they'll use some other gloves. But

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it's a straight up hustle. Do the hustle now, do
the hustle that makes Enron look like a lemonade stand
and FTX look like a little piggybank. Remember that FTX. Yeah,
that was a good scamer. That was a couple years ago.
So this is this isn't a fight per se. It's
not really a fight. It's classic Wall Street scam. You

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fleece the fan, You fleece the fan for that sweet,
sweet dumb money, the nectar of the gods, that dumb money. Now,
most of Mike Tyson's experience in boxing comes as a heavyweight.
That means over two hundred pounds and all that the
heaviest weight class available. Floyd Mayweather fought as a professional boxer.

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He was a light middleweight, I believe, so in the
one fifty range. You know what they say, though, a
fool and his money, A fool and his money are
soon parted. And this fight is just an ATM thing
for suckers, right, Celebrity boxing, And I've ranted about this
in previous episodes of the show, and I don't think

(09:40):
anything's changed. Celebrity boxing is the new wild Wild West
of sports. Grift. It's Mike Tyson here out there, almost
sixty talking about how this fight's going to be detrimental
to Floydweather's health. You got Floyd puffing his chest out,
saying his legacy is untouchable and this will we'll be

(10:00):
a legendary situation. They're a legendary. The only thing legendary
here is the hutzpah it takes to sell this as
must watch television. It's like watching a couple of retirees
argue over the last doughnut at the senior Center. I
except this is going to be put on the boob tube.

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And to all of you who are cantankerous, I appreciate
that those of you that are clutching your pearls and
whining about the sanctity of boxing, zip it, zip it.
You want to know how to stop the manus, I'm
gonna tell you how nobody else has this content. If
you are tired of these wild Wild West boxing matches,

(10:43):
if you want something to change, well I can help
you out. Okay, don't watch it, don't click the link,
don't post about it on social media, don't fork over
any money. If you keep feeding the beast, then they're
gonna keep staging these freak shows and they'll make a

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fair amount of money, and you and I will be
left holding the bag like investors in a bad hedge
fund or taking advice from Blind Scott on stock options.
This is the sports version of a pump and dump,
and we are the ones getting dumped on. Is what

(11:25):
it is. Now, that's it. You shouldn't watch. I'm telling
you not to watch. You're going to watch, right, I
have a talk show to do. I will watch. I
have content I must fill. I will watch. And Tyson
Mayweather these are two names that still move the needle.

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Of course, you could argue that the needle is still
stuck in nineteen ninety seven, but whatever, it's a money
printing machine. And didn't Tyson That Tyson Jake Paul fight
allegedly made like one hundreds of millions of dollars, which
just blows me away. All right, final thought? Quick right,
we go to the hardwood. Say what, well, more accurately,

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the injured list. The high speed sports wires spitting this
out while we were all watching the NFL and the
Philadelphia Eagles get to the one to h start. Well,
the injured list is where Caitlin Clark was officially shut down.
They said, shut it down for the rest of the
WNBA season, which I thought was already over. I didn't
realize they're still playing now. The player who plays for

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a team called the Fever. I'm offended by that. By
the way, people die from fevers. I don't think it's
right to celebrate the Fever. I think they should be canceled.
It's not very woke of the WNBA to have a
team named the Fever. It's a deadly thing. You're really
poking fun at people that have died from the fever.

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There have been many plagues that have featured the fever anyway,
that aside so the ratings, but boy, what a ratings
bonanza has been the only reason anyone outside of our
friend in Des Moines, Iowa. Who I believe Shannon de
Moines watches the WNBA no matter what. But outside of Shannon,

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the Moine the only thing that was remotely interesting in
that league has confirmed she will not be playing again
this season thanks to a nagging groin injury. Insert your
own joke there. So, how do you categorize Caitlin Clark's
season ending injury? How do you categorize Kitlin Clark season
ending injury. So this is a story that only our

(13:37):
friend Danny DeVito, the number one trash man in Boston,
could appreciate. You see, this is a takeout the trash
day situation. This wasn't just your Friday news jumps. But
bet it wasn't Friday. No, it was not Friday, thank you,
Captain Obvious. This was actually somehow stronger. It was bigger

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than a Friday news dump. It was more powerful than
a Friday news them they slid this news out the
side door. During the NFL's opening kickoff, while twenty five million,
maybe not that many, but a fair amount of people
were watching the Cowboys and Eagles, Caitlyn Clark was quietly

(14:19):
announcing she's dunskies, She's out of here. That's like whispering
a confession to a crime in the middle of a
Metallica concert. Nobody is going to hear it. Okay, no
one's gonna hear it. What are you doing? So q
up the Willie Nelson Classic and get Dandy down back

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from the other side. Turn at the last the parties
over the WNBA had one rocket ship. They had one
rocket ship, one shooting star, her name Caitlyn Clark, and
that shooting star has just vanished into the injury void

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out somewhere far far away in the cosmos. The NFL
is king, and yet now now the WNBA has been
totally erased from the marquee, no need to pay attention.
So what's left flotsam and jets them. That's it, a
league full of spare parts floating aimlessly into the empty

(15:22):
basketball ocean. It's like the dead sea. The WNBA lost
its golden goose, and unlike unlike the NFL, and unlike
the NBA, they don't have multiple stars to prop it up.
This is Caitlin Clark's world. Without her, the league is
back to background noise status. I'm sure that many me

(15:44):
woke people in the media will still give the scores
because they've been told to. But trust me, no one's
gonna be watching. The Raider's gonna be terrible, and no
need to sugarcoat it. I don't think we're doing that.
Caitlin Clark being shelved until twenty twenty six is a
body blow. Body blow, it's a dagger, it's a reality check.
The hype balloon has popped, and what's left again. The

(16:07):
people that will be watching, You're gonna have the die hards,
very small group. You'll have the basketball hipsters, the Woakesters,
you'll have friends and family. That'll be the crowd, friends
and family, the hipster Wokesters, and the diehards. Everyone else, right,
everyone else. You'll go back to football. We got the
baseball pennant races heating up. There's a chill in the
air almost everywhere, and that means October baseball will be

(16:31):
here before you know it. And whatever else pops up.
College football, go out watch Bill Belichick his doors blown
off by random schools. That's worth watching. That's worth a watch.
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So?

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Buffalo Bill's quarterback Josh Allen has partnered with Blank to
make three new sauces. Again, the reigning MVP of the
National Football League, Buffalo Bill's quarterback Josh Allen has partnered
with Blank to make three new sauces. That is the

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mallor riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to
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Here's the riddle of the day with lame jokes. Later
this hour, Bill's quarterback Josh Allen has partnered with Blank
to make three new sauces. All right, let's see here.
What is the answer? Bobby and Florida says he's partnered
with Blue Chew. That's his answer. Screamin' Steven and weed Man,

(21:20):
Hippie guests by Scrooge and the Younger Demo, Stop out
of It. Shane in de Moines says the answer should
always be Hayes in Minnesota. That is the correct answer.
Let's see who else do we have? Page Don alf
says he's partnered with China to create three new garlic sauces.
China produces seventy percent of the world's garlic, with India

(21:43):
coming in a distant second. Well, good for them in America, though, Alf,
I've been to the Holy Land of the Garlic in
beautiful Gilroy, California, where they had a garlic festival. They
stopped it for a few years because there was a
terrible thing that happened, but I believe it's back now.
It smells like garlic. When you drive into Gilroy, you
know it's so cool, it's really neat. Ferk Doug says

(22:07):
the condiment King. Robbie, the woke WNBA fan is the answer.
Who else do we have? Doc? Mike and Jalen Carter
guests by just Josh Donkey Sausage says Hooters. Kathy in
Madison's going with Tom Looney as the answer. Sean in
Portland says Jiffy Lube is the way to go. Anchor

(22:32):
Bar in Buffalo where the chicken wing was invented. Allegedly
chickens didn't have wings before that. That's econ Roseville, Minnesota.
Monkey Biz Doug, that's very funny. We'll leave that off
the show. Chef Boy r D guests by BP. It's
his answer. Who else do we have? A? Spin cycle?
Regina from Big Brig Rob that was tossed out here?

(22:53):
Yack at a yak. You can't fight back unless you do.
See who else? I see the bread Man checking in?
He says he's not watching that scam fight? Do you
have an answer? Larrada the riddle of the day. Bill's
quarterback Josh Allen, the reigning MVP. It was announced He's
partnered with Blank to make three new sauces. You're gonna
be excited about this, Ben. I think he has joined

(23:17):
Chick fil A Chick fil A to make three new
signature Chick fil A sauces. Well, Chick fil A is struggling.
They're not open on Sunday, so that is interesting. No,
that is incorrect. He has partnered with Josh Allen Snickers.
Snickers is the answer. And the sauces. Yeah, so the

(23:40):
sauces are peanut TERYOKEI caramel buffalo that sounds terrible, chocolate
barbecue sauce, chocolate barbecue sauce. So those are very interesting. Yeah,
I don't think that's gonna work out, but I'm not

(24:01):
I'm not in that world. I'm not sure if they've
tested that or not. I don't know. I did have
I was eating in Santa Barbara at some restaurant. I
had a big giant pretzel and they had they served
it with some something like real sweet. I forget what
I'm having a mental. I think it was Carmel. Might
have been Carmel, it was I forget what exactly was

(24:22):
talking about in the podcast, But it actually was really good.
It was really good. I was like shocked. I was like, oh,
it's gonna suck. And then and then it turned out
to be good. So it does happen, all right, It
is the the Ben Malor Show. As we press on good.
See that the bread man who was at one of
the original Malor meet and greets we did back in Pittsburgh,
back in the days awake and listening to the show.

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And we'll go to the phones and let's say hello
to screaming Steven or screaming Steve. Hello, screaming Steven.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
They once again an honor. And someone gave me a
shout out on the on the trivia with the sauces,
and we just harvested some garlic, like three hundred clothes
of garlic.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah nice, Yeah, Hey, I got a really good spit story.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
Man. This was years ago. I was working as a
welder up by Minneapolis and these two guys were in
a heated argument at working and one had a hammer
on his head. The other one had a vice scrap. Laurie,
you know vice strip No, no vice scrip is no.

(25:34):
That was Vice City, the something that take you. Because
Ben Maller would say a vice strip is an excellent
clapping tool. Uh you know avice scrap.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, and they were.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
One guy was tapping a hammer on the table and
the other guy has got the vice strip and this
dude was really large, tyme, he had like man moves,
you know, and they were flips each other, and he
jetted at him and he with the vice and just
started bleeding. I was just laughing.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Oh, could the guy spit on him before this?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I forgot that part.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Well, yeah, yeah, that's the most important place. It's a
spinning story, but it turned into pure violence. And you know,
you know if you if you spin on somebody, that
should be you know, you got to get him back, right,
somebody spits on you.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
That's I got.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Excited and I forgot. Yeah, he spit on him, are you?
And he pissed his nipple with the visor and just
just started bleeding like a fuck pig.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
As Wow, that's great. That's a wonderful story. That's really uplifting,
right right, What about when you were anything in any
jail stories of spitting anything happened in the in the
in the pen there, Oh, but there wasn't.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Dudes that used to buy like eminems from the canteen
is what they called it, and then he would he
would turn his T shirt into G string and he
would put lipstick on with the peanut eminem. That was
pretty weird.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Wow, that's uh, that's around.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
You would dance throb it back. Well, then they just
couldn't make and he couldn't order pean at eminems anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
They took those away. Understandable. I don't melt. They won't
melt in your mouth, but apparently in your lips they
will absolutely melt.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
I guess if you're into that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I was saying, okay, all right, well yes, I'm sure
you know performance you got to clarify that. Yeah, well whatever, yeah,
I got you. All right, Well, very good screaming. You're
a big star. What what what what?

Speaker 6 (27:37):
I can't thank you guys enough for all the time.
It's an honor, so fun.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's all right, well, well, thank you and we'll move on.
But there is a great screaming Steve a big fan
of the show. We love him. One of the new characters.
To call him the show. He's very exciting. Let's keep
it going on the phones. We'll say hello to Poppy
and Sunday. I go, hello, Poppy, welcome.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
You're excited.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
And we're until we're going to get the lepreun right,
Oh are.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
You going against? All right? Hold on, say lets see
you get him on Mike, Mike the Leprecaun. Are you there,
Mike the Leprechaun. Mike the Leprecaun, he punched him up here?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Whole of the duck?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Are you? Are you picking games against Poppy? Is that accurate?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
The duck is?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh? The duck is because okay, So okay, by the.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Way, I have a ke gript.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I have a VI script for marself.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay, congratulations, I'll give you, give you, I'll give you
a puffy a little puffy sticker. Congratulations. Okay, well this
is going to be a great pick. So we have
Poppy picking against a fake rubber chicken. And uh, let's see.
How how are we going to know which team the
chicken likes?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
What do we what are we going to do?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I will chickens?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, all right, let's do three well, boy, we'll do
three games. What's that Poppy.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Game?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
What is going on here? Are Poppy? Are you there? Poppy?

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, I'm here?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
No? Not really? Which is good? All right? Well, he
has requested the Patriot Raider game. That is the request
from Michael LEPRECN, so we will we will start with
that game, gentlemen. Here according to the find people over
there at Draft Kings Sports Book, I have the I
have the app right here. So I'm looking at the
updated point spread here for the game on Sunday, and

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the Raiders and Patriots. Patriots now two and a half
point favorites. Poppy, who do you like quickly in that game? Poppy?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Hey, well on this game, you know, shout out to them?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Uh? You know.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
First of all, I.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Want to say thanks to my mental bed Maun for
the pick. And we had a he was from New England,
Drake May. He's a quarterback by se him better than
the Raiders and the rest and feet for him and
the Mela militia, and I'm gonna go with the Patriots
minus one and a half for him.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
All right. So Poppy's sucking up to Boston picking the Patriots.
What about the rubber Chicken. Let's go to the rubber
chick in here. This will be.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Fun, Robert, Poppy needs to get to the point quicker anyway,
that's true, Yes, easily, easily about two point five and
be over unders.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
I believe it's forty two.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
All right, no, shut up, that's it's forty four and
a half on draftings. Okay, so you guys agree both
taking the Patriots. Very good. What's next? What's the next game?
Let's do you guys, I'm not gonna wait for you.
Let's just do this. The Sunday night game the raven
the Ravens and the Bills Baltimore. It was a pick
on Baltimore and draftings one and a half point favorite poppy,

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go ahead, Well look.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
There's gonna be a good game. And like, man, you
know what, I really love Josh Allen the MVT. I'm
gonna have to stick with Josh Allen.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
The MVP.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
From last is a Buffalo Bill Bill Mafio.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Let's go okay, all right, Bill's Mafia. Quite the handicapping there.
What about the rubber Chicken Baltimore Baltimore? Okay, so you
disagree on that game? All right? You disagree to swim?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
They know how to swim.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
All right, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna walk out
have a smoke here. Oh my god. All right, well
last one. Are we going to do this every week? Well,
we'll see what probably not. Alright, here we go the
last game, Steelers and Jets, Pittsburgh a three point road

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favorite against the Jets. This is Aaron Rodgers versus Justin Fields.
I'll let the chicken go first this time. Chicken. Who
you got quickly? Rubber chicken, rubber chicken, rubber chicken. Cool ones,
I didn't hear the chickens. Yes, you're just making this up.

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But go ahead there, please, Poppy, hurry up. Who do
you like?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, well, look on this game. It's a revenge game.
Aaron Rodgers going back to me. I'm gonna go out
with the revenge Aaron Rodgers and Mike Tomlin and the
give Dieseler.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Isn't it a revenge game for Justin Fields because he
played for the Steelers too, So.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yes, a double revenge game.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Man, Sorry, you're right, oh, thank you? All right, Well, gentlemen,
the amazing segment of talk radio. That's why we're doing
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