February 26, 2025 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about how much Travis Kelce has left in the tank for the Chiefs, the Chiefs' explanation for Kelce's truancy in the Super Bowl, Pete Carroll's response when asked about coming out of retirement, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom shack a laka.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dub three, hour three of the original Recipe
podcast on this hump day, this twenty six day of February.
In the news out from Kansas City that Travis Kelsey's
expected back for another season. How much does Travis kelcey
have left in the tank for the Chiefs? Also where
you at on the Chiefs? Alibi from the GM for
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Travis Kelce's truancy in this year's Super Bowl? And what
is your interpretation of Raider coach Pete Carroll when asked
about coming out of retirement, saying, if you remember, I
didn't retire from the Seahawks. We'll discuss all that and more.
It's the right of life here, it is our number three.
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in the NFL runner up, making some news of the
first loser, Cansa City, Canzas City, who was squashed like
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a bug in the Super Bowl back just a few
weeks back. Well, they were actually completely destroyed by the
Philadelphia football team. And if you have not heard the
latest status update coming out of the combine in Indianapolis,
perhaps not speaking to reporters from from the NFL scouting Combine,
(02:37):
the GM Brent Veach, it's the general manager of the
Kansas City football team. Brent Veach said, like Beach Leach,
Brent Veach said, the Chiefs are anticipating, anticipating that tight
end Travis Kelsey will return for the twenty twenty five
(02:58):
NFL regular season of each says Kelsey still has that
fire and desire to play. Okay, So assuming that is true,
let us discuss the question how much does Travis Kelcey
actually have left in the tank for the Chiefs Because
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the GM here is talking about fire and desire and
all that. So I've got John Bond, Jovi, Oprah's book club,
and air filtration system and we will combine these three
things that have never been combined together, and we are
going to knock down a moneyball because one of my
nicknames is Moneyball Maler, and I will knock down a moneyball. So,
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first of all, the response from the Chiefs if it
is accurate, and remember there's a weasel word that is
in there, but if it's accurate, this is what we expect,
we expect Travis kelce to come back and play. I
will warn you that anticipation is weasel verbiage, right, rememberen
you were a kid, you anticipated for your birthday or
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the holidays getting a certain gift and maybe you didn't
get it, but you anticipated you were gonna get it.
You're out dating, you anticipate things are gonna go one way,
maybe they go the other way, but you anticipated anticipation
is not guaranteed satisfaction. So there is that. And the
advice that we have given out behind the Bowie pulpit
here at Fox Sports Radio is hey, just keep going
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until the wheels on the bus go round and round
and then just fall off. Just keep going, right, he's
on his way, Kelsey are doing that. I think of
this in the context of grizzled rock and roll music RW.
You think about over time in your life, may like
certain bands or whatever, and you watch them grow old
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as you get older and all that. And I'm gonna
use John bon Job as an example, use him as
the comp the Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Right. So back in the day bon Joby dominated.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
They had many classic all time hits, top the music charts,
and they dominated the music world.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
For a period of time. But those days are long gone.
Like a house by the side of.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The road, and John Manjob, the voice not the same
right lost. His fastball doesn't quite have that, and it's
harder to hit those high notes.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But yet, you know, go out and perform and you
can sell a bunch of tickets and all that. And
even though he's not that great anymore, people say, well,
that's that's the people I like John Bonjo. I'm gonna
continue to support John Bonjob even though he's not as
good as he used to be. And now as far
as Kelsey backing up that he's not as good as
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he used to be. From twenty sixteen to twenty twenty two,
Travis kelce went over one thousand yards as a tight end,
receiving seven straight years over a thousand yards.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's an NFL record. The last two years, he has.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Failed to crack the one thousand yard mark in either
of the last two seasons. This past season, Travis Kelcey
had just three more touchdown catches in the regular season
than you and I had, and his numbers in many
of the most important categories.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Down down, down, down down. So he is the.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Definition of a falling star, Travis Kelcey. Now, later this out,
we'll check the star charts. We'll find out if it's
in the stars or not with Travis Kelcey. But this
is the issue the vintage players. We've seen this over time,
and it hasn't changed.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Even though all the nerds and all.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The medical geniuses all put everything together, it really hasn't changed.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right that you can't have that rare.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And appropriate outstanding performance that is a flashback performance outstanding. However,
those performances are few and far between. Is that once,
maybe once every month.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And a half, you'll go out and have a big game,
but the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Rest of the time you're guilty of absenteeism. That's the problem.
It is the plague of the older athlete. It is
the plague of the older athlete. There are some peaks,
but there's a lot of valleys and a lot of
droughts and not any water anywhere. Now, continuing that theme
here page two. So the chief Shem Bret Veitch also
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talked about Travis Kelcey's lackluster performance in the Super Bowl
that was played earlier this month, and he indicated that
the reason Kelsey sucked at a time you cannot suck
was the result of him battling a pretty big illness
before the game.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So where are you at? Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
On the Chiefs general manager cooking up an alibi that
Travis kelce his truancy was not his fault.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He was under the weather in the Super Bowl, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So for those that don't remember, Travis Kelcey cut four
passes for thirty nine yards. I think at least two
of those were in garbage time in the fourth quarter.
So it sounds to me on this side of the microphone,
it sounds to me like Brett Veach.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The GM there has taken part in.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oprah's book club, and the book of the Month is
the Big Book of excuses. That is the book of
the month, the Big Book of excuses, which includes excuses
for every occasion it is. My word is unbecoming. Now
I know why you do it. You got to stand
by your guy and all that stuff. However, that was
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such a suck bag performance. You talk about writing the
vomit comment for Travis Kelcey, and the video that several
of you idiots have sent me of Kelsey is the
all twenty two of Kelsey doing Mattador blocks ole ole, ole, ole,
low energy, just like it looked like it was a
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pre season game and he wanted to get over and
off the field as quickly as possible. Made alive, right,
I mean cheese. He had alligator arms on the blocking,
but he was an alligator with no teeth. That's the problem.
You know, you suck at a time you cannot suck,
and he did it sticking up the joint and the
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whole thing about. He was under the weather. So that's
your flu game. Well, you only get credit for a
flu game if you play well. The Jordan flu game,
which I guess was food poisoning. We saw in that
Last Dance documentary the Kobe Bryant thing, which was also
I guess food poisoning. But either way, you're remembered if
you play well in that game. Not I you suck.
And if I'm not mistaken, several members of the Philadelphia
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Eagles supposedly had the neuro virus that was going around,
and they still were able to play and dominate at
the line of scrimmage in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All right, final fun. So we head now to Lost
Wages Nevada.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What the writers making some headlines, well at least their
new coaches. What is your interpretation of the comments made
by Pete Carroll when asked about coming out of retirement
at the combine and reporter said, hey, Pete, coming out
of retirement here he said, if you don't he says,
if you remember, I didn't retires the quote he said,
(10:17):
if you remember, I didn't retire.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So what is your interpretation of that? Art.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
This is kind of easy, and it buys into a
previous Mallet monologue we did a while back that Pete
Carroll now has decided that he is going to crank
up the air filtration system.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now what does that mean? Let me explain.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So that means he's clearing the air now that he's
got another job. He's setting the record straight. And he
had to bite his tongue. Nobody wants to bite their tongue.
He had to bite his tongue in Seattle there at
the end. And the real Seahawks fans that they call
him the twelves, they know right crying Craig knows JJ
and Rent and Emmett, the blind seahwal Man, he knows.
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The real ones know what's going on here. That Pete
Carroll had every intention. In fact, he had said it
at the end of the regular season in the year
that he was like, oh, he said, I tend on
staying in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That was his plan, and the Seahawk front office there was.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
A power play, power play, and he was decommissioned, like
a boat taking out of the water, he was decommissioned.
There was a power struggle between Pete and I think
it was John Schneider, the executive who ownership sided with.
The executive said, Pete's too old. Got to get a
read younger coach. So they kicked Pete out of Seattle.
They kicked him out there, and Pete Carroll had to
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show up to that news conference.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And I remember we did a monologue right after it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Pete Carroll put on his tap dance shoes and he
held his exit news conference when they announced he was
not going to return as to the Seahawks coach, and
he smiled from ear to ear. He played along, and
he was biting his tongue the entire time, entire, the
entire time. And he did that because he wanted the
parting gift, which was a golden parachute. And so in
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order to get the golden parachute, you had to play
play nice, right, you did singing dance and all that.
So he's saying, and he danced and he played the
game and things have changed and all this stuff. And
the Seahawks never really oh, because they knew that were
Gonaet killed because Hee's a popular guy. So what they
did was, well, Pete's gonna still be part of the organization.
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He's going to be an advisor is what he's gonna be.
And of course that was all just a smoke screen.
The CS he was an advisor, which means he cashed
his check every two weeks or direct deposited at his check.
And now Pete is unshackled in Vegas and so hey,
you let her rip, Pete Carroll, letting her rip. Letting
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also too much or not enough coming up later in
the hour. Calls up until then. Time now for the
malor Riddle of the Day. And here's the malor Riddle
of The day before the Lakers game with the Mavericks,
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Luca Donzick was spotted doing blank in front of the
Dallas general manager, the infamous Nico Harrison. Again, prior to
the matchup that everyone was talking about. On Tuesday night
in La, the Lakers, Luca Donzick was spotted doing blank
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in front of Dallas GM Nico Harrison.
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That is the.
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Malor riddle love the day. We'll get to it, and
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Do it.
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Also too much or not enough? And now back to
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the talk, Yeah and Bill. The malar riddle of the
day before the Lakers game with the Mavericks, Luca Donzig
was spotted doing blank in front of Dallas GM Nico Harrison.
That is the question. What is the answer on the riddle?
King Rory says was drinking a mountain dew game fuel.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Well, Brian says Luca was doing a keg stand shot
gunning of beer Irish car bombs. It's pretty funny from
Brian in the five oh eight? Who else do we
have a mime routine? From Late Night drug tester Alf
the Alien Opiner says he was spotted downing handfuls of
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Bucky's nuggets and doing lap dances. Yell the Great Lady
Side says spotted sniffing heinees was the answer? I forty
Ian says Luca was spotted doing body shots in front
of Nico Harrison.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Jay Dot in Utah says drinking beer before the game?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ferg Dog says eating a giant peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Paige Dan he was doing the happy baby yoga post
from Miguel on Fire. Shout out to Sean Watson, d
generation ex salute from Milkman Mike and Colorado.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Scrooge in the Bay Area is going with that touch.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
He push a, he did that touch, hep pushe before
the game, Luca did Who else do you have? Page Dan,
see we can't read that one. Andy and Lino Lakes,
Minnesota says Luca was spotted having the Mallard chicken fingers
and a mcflurry in front of him. That'd be a
nice pregame snack. That'd be solid.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Are you hungry?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Eke and Rosel Minnesota said Luca was spotted signing a
thank you card in front of Nico doing his daily
ab workout from Jeremy and Minnesota. Donkey Sausage says Luca
was doing the time warp again.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Poly d says Luca was eating a bag of in
and Out cheeseburgers. Yes, and don't forget those animal style fries.
JT the Wingman says he was spotted voting for the
Benny Awards on a Burger account. Who else page down
spotted driving Roberto's school bus or old bord O Roberto
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Mark in Santa Monica says he was eating the double double.
Also from In and Out doing the gritty from Robin Minnesota.
Mark and Queens says Luca was spotted eating fat Burger
says Mark and Queens. The sausage Mambo from Chris and
Kent Washington. The sausage apparently so does he. Who else
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do we have page down Joe umping up and down
exclaiming I love this woman, says Kathy in Madison. Shay
is going with cocaine. That Luca was doing some cocaine
before the game. All right, Lorrain, do you have an answer?
Before the Lakers game on Tuesday night with the MAVs,
Luca Donzik was spotted doing blank in front of the
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Dallas GM Nico Harrison, Well.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
As you know, Ben, I was watching the game tonight.
I saw what he did.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You did.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
He was hugging all of his former players and making
extreme eye contacts with him the whole time, like you
can't take me away.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
From these a lot of mail bonding. Well that he
did do that, but that was after the game. This
is before the game, so you're wrong. Luca Donzick was
spotted doing push ups. He was doing push ups as
Nico Harrison watched in the background. Take that, Nico, you
call me a fat ass. I'm gonna do some push
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ups right in front of you, right on the court.
Don't call me a fat ass. I'll do some push ups.
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I feel like I knew that answer.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well you didn't say it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Let's go to the phones. Andrea is heng in a home.
I don't want to put that line on the ear.
Andrea is in Berkeley. She is the astrology Lady, and
she is with us right now as we will analyze
the life intimes. Are we doing, Travis Kelsey? Is that
what we're doing right now? We analyze it? We are
all right at Travis Kelcey. Here we go, apparently going
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to be back.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's the latest reporting. You'll be back with the chiefs.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yes. So, first off, the Astrology Lady wants to thank
everyone and for being nominated. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That is right.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You can vote for the astrology lady. She is nominated
the Benny Awards. Voting is underway. One vote per customer there.
If you want to vote for who the top people are,
you can do that. And Andrea the female Caller of
the Year, she's right there in the running.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yes, it's the privilege to be nominated and be the
astrology lady. I love sharing sports astrology and just never
a dull moment with these athletes. Charts quite interesting. And
that said Travis Kelce October fifth, nineteen eighty nine, and
he's a Libra, and he has a moon and Sagittarius,
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which moon is emotion Sagittarius, and Taylor Swift just happens
to be Sagittarius. So needless to say they're quite compatible.
But looking ahead to his year next year, he's having
a really positive Jupiter transit, which is expansion, abundance, and opportunity,
so not really retirement, you know, that would be another
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transit of completion, maybe Saturn, but Jupiter is opportunities and abundance.
And I just saw this really funny TV commercial with
him and his brother. I don't know if you saw that.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, I'm really numb.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
The Kelsey commercials there are every other commercials, the Kelsey commercials.
So I'm numb to it. I don't know what which
specific commercial you're talking about, but they're on everything. Even
when I go to the grocery store, they're trying to
get me to buy cereal commercials.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh okay, it was for the cereal. Yeah, they can
bind a couple of cereals.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh, it's you know, basically, you know, the super Bowl
was really a challenge. But he does it, you know,
but twenty twenty five, twenty six looks better, and he
mentioned that on his podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
And there's some tabloid reports that Taylor Swift is planning.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
A new album. She's working on that right now.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Okay, will there be football theme tunes in her next album?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
The end Zone?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh hey, that could be taking a couple of different ways,
but yes, I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes, wow, all right, Well, so there you are. So
things actually looking up for Travis looking up for him,
I mean, send that out on X cool.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
According to the Astrology Lady, things trending up for Travis
Kills a a revival, A like a revival here before
it's all done.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah that would be. He's only thirty five. It's just
you know, leave it to sports to make everyone feel
old when they're like thirty five.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, that is true. That does happen quite a bit.
All right, Well, thank you Andrew and Virgo and service.
Good luck on the voting. You can vote right now
all the way up until Sunday and night, and then
we'll have the many awards.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
There, she goes, there's a link on my x feet.
I'll send it out.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I haven't put it on the Facebook page yet, but
it'll be on for those of you on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You can check that out as well. And we do
need a.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Game show contestant, and then we're going to play coming
up in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Here too much, not enough?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Let's go to Seattle though, Scott, Scott, g is it Seattle?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
He's trying.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I can hear the there's a lot of ambient noise.
He's driving around right now. It looks like his window
might be down. Hello Scott, Welcome Ben.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
How you doing, Scott? If I was any better, i'd
roll my window up, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well the person.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I have a broken window and it's got some plastic
over Attention, advertisers, if you're selling windows, Scott needs a
window he needs a window.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes, I do, all right, and thestball team, Yes they do.
I agree.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Bring back the SuperSonics, bring back the X Man and
Jack Sikma and Gary Payton.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Bring him all back, every one of them. Bring him back.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What about Paul?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
What about Paul? You want to bring Paul?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
So?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I don't know he's alive anymore. I don't think you
can bring him back.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
But here's the thing, though, Scott, would you let me
ask you that?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
What Scott?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's Adam, It's Adam Silver. But Scott, would you rather
have an expansion team? Or there's a conspiracy that a
Rod is a sleeper sell owner of the Timberwolves, and
a Rod is thinking about down the line if they
don't get a new arena in Minnesota, he'll uproot the
franchise and take him to see out.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Even after we threw all that monopoly money at him
when he.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Came back, doesn't matter. He's in a he's a businessman.
He's trying to make money there. This was as well
you're worried about Well, I would love that.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
You know, and I would probably change my whole thought.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Process to sit n Yeah, all right, So you're Jones
in for some basketball.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's what you want. You want the pro bouncy ball back.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
And then I saw Kevin Durant a couple of times
that season right before they left.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, the the photos of him in a Sonics uniform
cause a lot of people that have headaches.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
They're like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Why was he wearing a Sonics uniform? He actually played
for the Sony that would be why? Yes, exactly? All right,
Well where are you headed, Scott? You're are you working
right now?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I'm near Bellevue headed toward Falls City. I'm living the
RV lifestyle, so all right.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So uh, wheel trailer.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
You got everything you need right there, and just uh,
you know, you decide that day where you want to go.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Hang on.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Well, I don't like looking out the window and seeing
the same damn tree every.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Day, so I move around a lot.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
I move around.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You're living in the.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Dream, right, See, Baby, you're a gypsy.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, you don't have to be tight.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You can't tie Scott down, right, nobody can hold the
man down, Scott.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You're you're a free spirit. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Do you want to go see every ballpark in America?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
At some point?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, hey, you're driving, You're living in an RV, you
can absolutely do that. Although you have a geographical it's
undesirable being in Seattle. But you got to hit like
the East Coast. You can have a bunch of ballparks
real quick. Right, you go through that I ninety five
corridor and you can just knock ballpark after ballpark.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You start out in Boston, work your way down to
New York. Boom, you got your.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, yeah, Finway is my of the old ballparks.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Like Finway. The new ballpark's Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And I say, now, it's been around for a while,
but Pittsburgh's awesome with the bridges.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I hate to say that because it's the Agantes, but
that ballpark is amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
The way that they nailed it with me. Yeah, it's
really awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
But yeah them all out, Man, you only live once,
might as well enjoy it. Scott be safe, all right, Well, hey,
thanks for talking to me.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
All right, Buddy, be good man. This is Scott, No
mad Scott. There you go.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It is very exciting hit that button mailer game.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hazy too much or not enough enough already. I just
play it too much or not enough.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
We keep the theme of the Pacific Northwest and we
bring in a candidate for the Blind Caller of the Year,
Blind Emmett, the Seahawks fan.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hello, blind Emmett.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
What's going on? Big Ben?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (26:32):
I swear I Rob Bronkowski comes back to you know,
sorry to like, you know, cut the games for it.
That would be crazy. He got a bare chance like
going and working someone like nine to five and being
a successful football player. Dude's thirty five.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Come on, how old are you?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Twenty?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
You'll be thirty five before you know it, dude. Yeah,
I'm just saying fifteen years zoom it zooms by the older.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
You get, time gets Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I
was just gonna say, like like I'm twenty and I
already feel like that, like time's going by so quick now.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, it is pretty wild, man, it is. It is
crazy all right. Anyway, it's good here for you, Emmett.
And is it true that you were in Blind Scotter
Buddies again? Is that fake?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Uh? No, that's true. He unbocked me in like oh
two three days ago.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That callers bonding blind College. That happens there's a blind
brotherhood on the show. There is there's a blind brotherhood
on the show. All right, here we go, blind Emmett,
the Seahawk fan gotta get three right to win the game?
Question number one. All the answers are too much or
not enough. Before the thunders overtime loss to the Timberwolves
on Tuesday, Shae gilgis Alexander had forty straight games, scoring
(27:36):
at least twenty points while playing under forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
That's probably too much barely?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
All right now, blind Bine Emmett says that's too much
barely let's find out.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, it's actually not enough. It had been fifty one straight.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
He scored thirty nine on Tuesday, but played forty two minutes.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
So that like, if you like look at his props
every night, they're always at like thirty one and a half.
It's crazy. That's how you know he's.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's a good and by the way, former Clipper, I
just want to point that out, former Clay exactly.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I mean, not the best are of his career, but
he it's okay.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, he became the player he was because of the case.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't appreciate your sarcasm, dude. All right. Question number two,
Jason Tatum.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Has had ten or more assists ten times this season?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Is that too much or not enough? Blind? Emmittt not enough?
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I mess on a not enough.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
He says, he knows it. It's not enough. Let's find out. Well,
you're not doing so well here the end changed my answer? Yeah, yeah,
all right, well you very stubborn. Too much is the answer.
Tatum has had ten or more assists seven times this season.
The Celtics are seven and zero in those games. Question
number three, you got to get the last three?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Right here? Things are not going well. You've got to
get the last three? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I need that comeback our last season, Eliite neighbors, you
know who that is.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's a football player he became.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
He became only the fifth wide receiver in Giants history
to have a one hundred receptions and one thousand yards
in a season. Is that too much or not enough?
To stay alive?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Blind?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
At him? Part of the blind brotherhood. You're saying, are
you sure you want to go with your part? I
cannot convince you to change your answer. Yeah, all right,
congratulations you have done almost the impossible.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Every question was fifty to fifty. You got them all wrong.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
That's my luck right there. That's why I don't gamble that.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You know what that is? Blind luck is what that is?
Too much? There you go.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Can you even name five giants wide receivers in the
history of the franchise?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I know? Probably not. Yeah, he can't. In his life.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You can probably name him like one maybe. Anyway, he's
only the third wide receiver to accomplish defeat.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, ob gain Victor Cruz. Victor Cruise is salsa dancing victory.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
But no, not, He's not one of the ones that
had one hundred catches in a thousand yards.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It was OBJ and Steve Smith. Oh, he's in the
news recently. Not not that different. Although Steve Smith, he's.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Onder some hot water right now.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Man out there rearranging. I you d's he was?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
He was?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
He was into something else?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, anyway, all right, well listen, clearly you don't watch
enough games, but that thank you, blind Emmitt.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
That's that's a blind joke. Loory, I did the blind.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Guys, you don't watch the right blind. The blind Brotherhood
loves that. You love blind humor, right, you guys love
the blind humor.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
That was pretty good. I mean that was kind of
a layup though, but I know.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Well it's low as I say, low hanging fruit is
the most delicious.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Food, exactly right, exactly exactly when you do your when
you do your podcast, you go for low hanging fruit, right.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Yeah, I mean easy topics like Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
We love those.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I know you do too, absolutely, man, I'm all about that.
And there's a nice parting gift.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Emmett.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
We will give you nothing, a lifetime supply of nothing,
so you'll get that and a round trip to nowhere.
So congratulations, We'll send you. We'll send you nowhere. The
Ben Malor Show is the show that gives you nothing
and sends you to nowhere.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So congratulations.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Make sure you watch your step.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
All right, go plan your next blind Brotherhood meeting with
blind Scott. All right, thank you, all right, go away,
there's our blind emut amazing. And again, I can't claim
that I make the most money in radio. I can't
claim that we have the biggest audience in radio. Callin
Coward and people like that do that, but I can
tell you we've got more blind listeners then all those
other shows. Come on, we are the king of a
(31:39):
blind here it's the blind leading the blind. Oh yeah,
absolutely all right, it is the Ben Malor Show. We
are moments away. Are you ready, Lorena?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All right, forget doctor Ruth. We got doctor Lorena. The
love Doctor is in. You want to get a question
and last chance to get the question and now you
can call in by the way at eight seven seven
on Fox if you want to ask Lorena a question
on air eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, or
you can hide behind your smartphone hashtag Queen of Hearts.
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Speaker 7 (33:04):
Clean up hearts, You get Ry gear Ry and my
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Speaker 4 (33:16):
You heard the man. It's time for love here on
the Ben Malice Show. Am I the love guru? I
am the love guru? Lorena?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yes you are, that's I think. So.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I've read a book.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Congratulations, Thank you. We'd like to learn all your feelings.
Lorena's read a book. That's big news.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I also want to let you know the lovely people
who send in messages asking questions you should question if
you're really, you know, pleasuring your women properly.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Are you calling out the men? Is that what you're
calling out? Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I am?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
What about the women? Maybe the women aren't taking care
of the men, But that is a much simpler task.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Some guys would come kid Jeremy and Minnesota right, since
says I love so many women in this world. He says,
how do I get How do I go about letting
them all know without being creepy?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
All right, Well, that's it. Interesting.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Well, creepy is definitely just a way that you do
things right. You don't have to be creepy in the
way that you move. You can be complimentary, you can
be you know, like, oh, I enjoy you, I like
your presence. You don't have to be weird about it,
like I see you through the window at night and
I think about you in my dream.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Well, but often, Loraina, I have to touch up your
work here. But isn't it often.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Directly related to how attractive you are as a man
that women will find you less creepy?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
If you know, there have been attractive men who are
just creepy in general. Like I said, creepy is the
way that you present yourself.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Really, I would argue that if you're kind of a
weird looking dude, it's more likely that you'll be seen
as creepy.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's my point. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Don't know if creepy is the word, but you can
be more turned off by their motives of course.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Anyway, A right, see here, A lot of this is
I forty Ian Larena I says, a lot of men
like a woman to have short grass on their infield.
Do women feel the same way about men. Okay, so
that's that's a sporty term.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yes, it is a it is a preference, and I
don't know. It kind of goes with the where you
live at different areas, like different things.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Really see, you think it's a regional thing. Some places like.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
France doesn't shave ever, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
There are people.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
I just heard a rap the other day that said
they prefer hair down there.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I haven't said you should get.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Some cultural diversity in.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
There, ben I guess men. But yeah, it's really older
places they need more.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
So like in Poland they probably it's like a polar
bear Inland.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, yes, they don't trim the hedges, sure exactly. Or
you know somewhere down here in California you have to
trim the hedges all the time because you wear bikinis
and things. Well, obviously you wear bikini all the time.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I do.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I have seen your collections.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I need to talk about that on the airds ME.
And there's a guy named Marv Albert you know who
that is, but he made the BIGINNI famous.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Andy writes in from Lando Lakes, Minnesota, says, since my
gal had the menopause five years ago, I have not
been able to put the pickle in the in the
in the you know what should I find a new
box for my pickle asking for?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And that's Andy and Lino Lakes. He misses putting the
pickle in the Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, there's actually little toys you can get at the
store where the box it fits right in your hand,
right in your hand. And there's some sales going on
right now, So go and check out, you know, different things.
Find out what works for you.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
All right, we have a call for you. Lorena.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Joey is in southern California in San Bernardino, the nine
oh nine.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What's going on, Joey?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
You know what they call baby kangaroos?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Joey's really yeah? Fun fact? Are you making that up?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
You should put that on the the Are you smarter
than Lorena?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You are the answer? So what's up, Joey? Joey? Mm here,
just I hope he's doing that and not something else
that he might be.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Well, what if you have any has anyone ever fallen
asleep while they were getting it on?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Joey, you're on the air. Joey, were you asleep? All right?
Thank you? All right, we're done with him.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
King Rory writes in says, how romantic is it for
a couple to give each other massages?
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
I love massages. I just bought a new massage toy.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Okay it's a rolling massage. Sure it is. Ferg dog
Rights since says he wants to know, Loraina.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Are are women impressed by Benny Award winners?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
The ladies get turned on by that.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
I don't know if Kelly and des Moines and Shane,
if either of them has won a Benny before, have they?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Uh? Well, we've done the Bennies a long time, I think.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I mean, if Shane has won before, we need to
ask Kelly if that is part of what she is
so attracted to.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah. Well, last year, JT.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The wing Man says, is it love when couples choose
to work out together to live any healths.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Oh my gosh, I love that. And you know what,
even if it's not your love person, it's just good
to go to the gym with someone who can push
you and support you and show up with you all
the time.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Last one, Shane in the Moines says, if you're wearing
a denim top that is a different color denim than
the bottom, Is that still a Canadian tuxedo?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
You should be in jail.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well that's a good question, tho. I mean, like tuxedos
come in different colors. You have black tuxeda at the
blue bottom exactly.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
So I say it is still a Canadian tuxedo.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yes it is, but you shouldn't do it. Oh, come yourself,
save yourself.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Tremendous advice by the rain of there Eazy
Boom shack a laka.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dub three, hour three of the original Recipe
podcast on this hump day, this twenty six day of February.
In the news out from Kansas City that Travis Kelsey's
expected back for another season. How much does Travis kelcey
have left in the tank for the Chiefs? Also where
you at on the Chiefs? Alibi from the GM for
(00:25):
Travis Kelce's truancy in this year's Super Bowl? And what
is your interpretation of Raider coach Pete Carroll when asked
about coming out of retirement, saying, if you remember, I
didn't retire from the Seahawks. We'll discuss all that and more.
It's the right of life here, it is our number three.
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Is it a last dance or just another dance? Welcome
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the NFL our in depth team coverage all night continues
in the NFL runner up, making some news of the
first loser, Cansa City, Canzas City, who was squashed like
(02:16):
a bug in the Super Bowl back just a few
weeks back. Well, they were actually completely destroyed by the
Philadelphia football team. And if you have not heard the
latest status update coming out of the combine in Indianapolis,
perhaps not speaking to reporters from from the NFL scouting Combine,
(02:37):
the GM Brent Veach, it's the general manager of the
Kansas City football team. Brent Veach said, like Beach Leach,
Brent Veach said, the Chiefs are anticipating, anticipating that tight
end Travis Kelsey will return for the twenty twenty five
(02:58):
NFL regular season of each says Kelsey still has that
fire and desire to play. Okay, So assuming that is true,
let us discuss the question how much does Travis Kelcey
actually have left in the tank for the Chiefs Because
(03:18):
the GM here is talking about fire and desire and
all that. So I've got John Bond, Jovi, Oprah's book club,
and air filtration system and we will combine these three
things that have never been combined together, and we are
going to knock down a moneyball because one of my
nicknames is Moneyball Maler, and I will knock down a moneyball. So,
(03:41):
first of all, the response from the Chiefs if it
is accurate, and remember there's a weasel word that is
in there, but if it's accurate, this is what we expect,
we expect Travis kelce to come back and play. I
will warn you that anticipation is weasel verbiage, right, rememberen
you were a kid, you anticipated for your birthday or
(04:01):
the holidays getting a certain gift and maybe you didn't
get it, but you anticipated you were gonna get it.
You're out dating, you anticipate things are gonna go one way,
maybe they go the other way, but you anticipated anticipation
is not guaranteed satisfaction. So there is that. And the
advice that we have given out behind the Bowie pulpit
here at Fox Sports Radio is hey, just keep going
(04:24):
until the wheels on the bus go round and round
and then just fall off. Just keep going, right, he's
on his way, Kelsey are doing that. I think of
this in the context of grizzled rock and roll music RW.
You think about over time in your life, may like
certain bands or whatever, and you watch them grow old
(04:44):
as you get older and all that. And I'm gonna
use John bon Job as an example, use him as
the comp the Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Right. So back in the day bon Joby dominated.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
They had many classic all time hits, top the music charts,
and they dominated the music world.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
For a period of time. But those days are long gone.
Like a house by the side of.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
The road, and John Manjob, the voice not the same
right lost. His fastball doesn't quite have that, and it's
harder to hit those high notes.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But yet, you know, go out and perform and you
can sell a bunch of tickets and all that. And
even though he's not that great anymore, people say, well,
that's that's the people I like John Bonjo. I'm gonna
continue to support John Bonjob even though he's not as
good as he used to be. And now as far
as Kelsey backing up that he's not as good as
(05:39):
he used to be. From twenty sixteen to twenty twenty two,
Travis kelce went over one thousand yards as a tight end,
receiving seven straight years over a thousand yards.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's an NFL record. The last two years, he has.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Failed to crack the one thousand yard mark in either
of the last two seasons. This past season, Travis Kelcey
had just three more touchdown catches in the regular season
than you and I had, and his numbers in many
of the most important categories.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Down down, down, down down. So he is the.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Definition of a falling star, Travis Kelcey. Now, later this out,
we'll check the star charts. We'll find out if it's
in the stars or not with Travis Kelcey. But this
is the issue the vintage players. We've seen this over time,
and it hasn't changed.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Even though all the nerds and all.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The medical geniuses all put everything together, it really hasn't changed.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Right that you can't have that rare.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And appropriate outstanding performance that is a flashback performance outstanding. However,
those performances are few and far between. Is that once,
maybe once every month.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And a half, you'll go out and have a big game,
but the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Rest of the time you're guilty of absenteeism. That's the problem.
It is the plague of the older athlete. It is
the plague of the older athlete. There are some peaks,
but there's a lot of valleys and a lot of
droughts and not any water anywhere. Now, continuing that theme
here page two. So the chief Shem Bret Veitch also
(07:20):
talked about Travis Kelcey's lackluster performance in the Super Bowl
that was played earlier this month, and he indicated that
the reason Kelsey sucked at a time you cannot suck
was the result of him battling a pretty big illness
before the game.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
So where are you at? Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
On the Chiefs general manager cooking up an alibi that
Travis kelce his truancy was not his fault.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
He was under the weather in the Super Bowl, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So for those that don't remember, Travis Kelcey cut four
passes for thirty nine yards. I think at least two
of those were in garbage time in the fourth quarter.
So it sounds to me on this side of the microphone,
it sounds to me like Brett Veach.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The GM there has taken part in.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oprah's book club, and the book of the Month is
the Big Book of excuses. That is the book of
the month, the Big Book of excuses, which includes excuses
for every occasion it is. My word is unbecoming. Now
I know why you do it. You got to stand
by your guy and all that stuff. However, that was
(08:38):
such a suck bag performance. You talk about writing the
vomit comment for Travis Kelcey, and the video that several
of you idiots have sent me of Kelsey is the
all twenty two of Kelsey doing Mattador blocks ole ole, ole, ole,
low energy, just like it looked like it was a
(08:59):
pre season game and he wanted to get over and
off the field as quickly as possible. Made alive, right,
I mean cheese. He had alligator arms on the blocking,
but he was an alligator with no teeth. That's the problem.
You know, you suck at a time you cannot suck,
and he did it sticking up the joint and the
(09:21):
whole thing about. He was under the weather. So that's
your flu game. Well, you only get credit for a
flu game if you play well. The Jordan flu game,
which I guess was food poisoning. We saw in that
Last Dance documentary the Kobe Bryant thing, which was also
I guess food poisoning. But either way, you're remembered if
you play well in that game. Not I you suck.
And if I'm not mistaken, several members of the Philadelphia
(09:43):
Eagles supposedly had the neuro virus that was going around,
and they still were able to play and dominate at
the line of scrimmage in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
All right, final fun. So we head now to Lost
Wages Nevada.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What the writers making some headlines, well at least their
new coaches. What is your interpretation of the comments made
by Pete Carroll when asked about coming out of retirement
at the combine and reporter said, hey, Pete, coming out
of retirement here he said, if you don't he says,
if you remember, I didn't retires the quote he said,
(10:17):
if you remember, I didn't retire.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So what is your interpretation of that? Art.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
This is kind of easy, and it buys into a
previous Mallet monologue we did a while back that Pete
Carroll now has decided that he is going to crank
up the air filtration system.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now what does that mean? Let me explain.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So that means he's clearing the air now that he's
got another job. He's setting the record straight. And he
had to bite his tongue. Nobody wants to bite their tongue.
He had to bite his tongue in Seattle there at
the end. And the real Seahawks fans that they call
him the twelves, they know right crying Craig knows JJ
and Rent and Emmett, the blind seahwal Man, he knows.
(11:01):
The real ones know what's going on here. That Pete
Carroll had every intention. In fact, he had said it
at the end of the regular season in the year
that he was like, oh, he said, I tend on
staying in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That was his plan, and the Seahawk front office there was.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
A power play, power play, and he was decommissioned, like
a boat taking out of the water, he was decommissioned.
There was a power struggle between Pete and I think
it was John Schneider, the executive who ownership sided with.
The executive said, Pete's too old. Got to get a
read younger coach. So they kicked Pete out of Seattle.
They kicked him out there, and Pete Carroll had to
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show up to that news conference.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And I remember we did a monologue right after it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Pete Carroll put on his tap dance shoes and he
held his exit news conference when they announced he was
not going to return as to the Seahawks coach, and
he smiled from ear to ear. He played along, and
he was biting his tongue the entire time, entire, the
entire time. And he did that because he wanted the
parting gift, which was a golden parachute. And so in
(12:04):
order to get the golden parachute, you had to play
play nice, right, you did singing dance and all that.
So he's saying, and he danced and he played the
game and things have changed and all this stuff. And
the Seahawks never really oh, because they knew that were
Gonaet killed because Hee's a popular guy. So what they
did was, well, Pete's gonna still be part of the organization.
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He's going to be an advisor is what he's gonna be.
And of course that was all just a smoke screen.
The CS he was an advisor, which means he cashed
his check every two weeks or direct deposited at his check.
And now Pete is unshackled in Vegas and so hey,
you let her rip, Pete Carroll, letting her rip. Letting
her rip all right is the Ben Mahllor Show. As
(12:48):
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That's at Ben mallor if you'd like to be part,
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into the new doctor Ruth doctor Lorena not a real doctor,
but you can play one on the radio giving love
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advice the Queen of Hearts with Lorena, and that'll be
coming up later in the hour hashtag Queen of Hearts
will go through those questions and have that for you
also too much or not enough coming up later in
the hour. Calls up until then. Time now for the
malor Riddle of the Day. And here's the malor Riddle
of The day before the Lakers game with the Mavericks,
(13:31):
Luca Donzick was spotted doing blank in front of the
Dallas general manager, the infamous Nico Harrison. Again, prior to
the matchup that everyone was talking about. On Tuesday night
in La, the Lakers, Luca Donzick was spotted doing blank
(13:52):
in front of Dallas GM Nico Harrison.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That is the.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Malor riddle love the day. We'll get to it, and
we will.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Next.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
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Queen of Hearts. That'll be coming up later this hour.
Also too much or not enough? And now back to
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the talk, Yeah and Bill. The malar riddle of the
day before the Lakers game with the Mavericks, Luca Donzig
was spotted doing blank in front of Dallas GM Nico Harrison.
That is the question. What is the answer on the riddle?
King Rory says was drinking a mountain dew game fuel.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Well, Brian says Luca was doing a keg stand shot
gunning of beer Irish car bombs. It's pretty funny from
Brian in the five oh eight? Who else do we
have a mime routine? From Late Night drug tester Alf
the Alien Opiner says he was spotted downing handfuls of
(15:54):
Bucky's nuggets and doing lap dances. Yell the Great Lady
Side says spotted sniffing heinees was the answer? I forty
Ian says Luca was spotted doing body shots in front
of Nico Harrison.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Jay Dot in Utah says drinking beer before the game?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ferg Dog says eating a giant peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Paige Dan he was doing the happy baby yoga post
from Miguel on Fire. Shout out to Sean Watson, d
generation ex salute from Milkman Mike and Colorado.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Scrooge in the Bay Area is going with that touch.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
He push a, he did that touch, hep pushe before
the game, Luca did Who else do you have? Page Dan,
see we can't read that one. Andy and Lino Lakes,
Minnesota says Luca was spotted having the Mallard chicken fingers
and a mcflurry in front of him. That'd be a
nice pregame snack. That'd be solid.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Are you hungry?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Eke and Rosel Minnesota said Luca was spotted signing a
thank you card in front of Nico doing his daily
ab workout from Jeremy and Minnesota. Donkey Sausage says Luca
was doing the time warp again.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Poly d says Luca was eating a bag of in
and Out cheeseburgers. Yes, and don't forget those animal style fries.
JT the Wingman says he was spotted voting for the
Benny Awards on a Burger account. Who else page down
spotted driving Roberto's school bus or old bord O Roberto
(17:37):
Mark in Santa Monica says he was eating the double double.
Also from In and Out doing the gritty from Robin Minnesota.
Mark and Queens says Luca was spotted eating fat Burger
says Mark and Queens. The sausage Mambo from Chris and
Kent Washington. The sausage apparently so does he. Who else
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do we have page down Joe umping up and down
exclaiming I love this woman, says Kathy in Madison. Shay
is going with cocaine. That Luca was doing some cocaine
before the game. All right, Lorrain, do you have an answer?
Before the Lakers game on Tuesday night with the MAVs,
Luca Donzik was spotted doing blank in front of the
(18:19):
Dallas GM Nico Harrison, Well.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
As you know, Ben, I was watching the game tonight.
I saw what he did.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You did.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
He was hugging all of his former players and making
extreme eye contacts with him the whole time, like you
can't take me away.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
From these a lot of mail bonding. Well that he
did do that, but that was after the game. This
is before the game, so you're wrong. Luca Donzick was
spotted doing push ups. He was doing push ups as
Nico Harrison watched in the background. Take that, Nico, you
call me a fat ass. I'm gonna do some push
(18:54):
ups right in front of you, right on the court.
Don't call me a fat ass. I'll do some push ups.
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I feel like I knew that answer.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well you didn't say it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Let's go to the phones. Andrea is heng in a home.
I don't want to put that line on the ear.
Andrea is in Berkeley. She is the astrology Lady, and
she is with us right now as we will analyze
the life intimes. Are we doing, Travis Kelsey? Is that
what we're doing right now? We analyze it? We are
all right at Travis Kelcey. Here we go, apparently going
(19:27):
to be back.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's the latest reporting. You'll be back with the chiefs.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Yes. So, first off, the Astrology Lady wants to thank
everyone and for being nominated. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
That is right.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You can vote for the astrology lady. She is nominated
the Benny Awards. Voting is underway. One vote per customer there.
If you want to vote for who the top people are,
you can do that. And Andrea the female Caller of
the Year, she's right there in the running.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yes, it's the privilege to be nominated and be the
astrology lady. I love sharing sports astrology and just never
a dull moment with these athletes. Charts quite interesting. And
that said Travis Kelce October fifth, nineteen eighty nine, and
he's a Libra, and he has a moon and Sagittarius,
(20:21):
which moon is emotion Sagittarius, and Taylor Swift just happens
to be Sagittarius. So needless to say they're quite compatible.
But looking ahead to his year next year, he's having
a really positive Jupiter transit, which is expansion, abundance, and opportunity,
so not really retirement, you know, that would be another
(20:44):
transit of completion, maybe Saturn, but Jupiter is opportunities and abundance.
And I just saw this really funny TV commercial with
him and his brother. I don't know if you saw that.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, I'm really numb.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
The Kelsey commercials there are every other commercials, the Kelsey commercials.
So I'm numb to it. I don't know what which
specific commercial you're talking about, but they're on everything. Even
when I go to the grocery store, they're trying to
get me to buy cereal commercials.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh okay, it was for the cereal. Yeah, they can
bind a couple of cereals.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh, it's you know, basically, you know, the super Bowl
was really a challenge. But he does it, you know,
but twenty twenty five, twenty six looks better, and he
mentioned that on his podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
And there's some tabloid reports that Taylor Swift is planning.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
A new album. She's working on that right now.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Okay, will there be football theme tunes in her next album?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
The end Zone?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh hey, that could be taking a couple of different ways,
but yes, I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yes, wow, all right, Well, so there you are. So
things actually looking up for Travis looking up for him,
I mean, send that out on X cool.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
According to the Astrology Lady, things trending up for Travis
Kills a a revival, A like a revival here before
it's all done.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Yeah that would be. He's only thirty five. It's just
you know, leave it to sports to make everyone feel
old when they're like thirty five.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, that is true. That does happen quite a bit.
All right, Well, thank you Andrew and Virgo and service.
Good luck on the voting. You can vote right now
all the way up until Sunday and night, and then
we'll have the many awards.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
There, she goes, there's a link on my x feet.
I'll send it out.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I haven't put it on the Facebook page yet, but
it'll be on for those of you on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You can check that out as well. And we do
need a.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Game show contestant, and then we're going to play coming
up in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Here too much, not enough?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Let's go to Seattle though, Scott, Scott, g is it Seattle?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
He's trying.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I can hear the there's a lot of ambient noise.
He's driving around right now. It looks like his window
might be down. Hello Scott, Welcome Ben.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
How you doing, Scott? If I was any better, i'd
roll my window up, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Well the person.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I have a broken window and it's got some plastic
over Attention, advertisers, if you're selling windows, Scott needs a
window he needs a window.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yes, I do, all right, and thestball team, Yes they do.
I agree.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Bring back the SuperSonics, bring back the X Man and
Jack Sikma and Gary Payton.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Bring him all back, every one of them. Bring him back.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What about Paul?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
What about Paul? You want to bring Paul?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
So?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I don't know he's alive anymore. I don't think you
can bring him back.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
But here's the thing, though, Scott, would you let me
ask you that?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
What Scott?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's Adam, It's Adam Silver. But Scott, would you rather
have an expansion team? Or there's a conspiracy that a
Rod is a sleeper sell owner of the Timberwolves, and
a Rod is thinking about down the line if they
don't get a new arena in Minnesota, he'll uproot the
franchise and take him to see out.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Even after we threw all that monopoly money at him
when he.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Came back, doesn't matter. He's in a he's a businessman.
He's trying to make money there. This was as well
you're worried about Well, I would love that.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
You know, and I would probably change my whole thought.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Process to sit n Yeah, all right, So you're Jones
in for some basketball.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's what you want. You want the pro bouncy ball back.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
And then I saw Kevin Durant a couple of times
that season right before they left.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, the the photos of him in a Sonics uniform
cause a lot of people that have headaches.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
They're like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Why was he wearing a Sonics uniform? He actually played
for the Sony that would be why? Yes, exactly? All right,
Well where are you headed, Scott? You're are you working
right now?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
So?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I'm near Bellevue headed toward Falls City. I'm living the
RV lifestyle, so all right.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So uh, wheel trailer.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
You got everything you need right there, and just uh,
you know, you decide that day where you want to go.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Hang on.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Well, I don't like looking out the window and seeing
the same damn tree every.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Day, so I move around a lot.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
I move around.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You're living in the.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Dream, right, See, Baby, you're a gypsy.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, you don't have to be tight.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You can't tie Scott down, right, nobody can hold the
man down, Scott.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You're you're a free spirit. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Do you want to go see every ballpark in America?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
At some point?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, hey, you're driving, You're living in an RV, you
can absolutely do that. Although you have a geographical it's
undesirable being in Seattle. But you got to hit like
the East Coast. You can have a bunch of ballparks
real quick. Right, you go through that I ninety five
corridor and you can just knock ballpark after ballpark.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You start out in Boston, work your way down to
New York. Boom, you got your.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, yeah, Finway is my of the old ballparks.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Like Finway. The new ballpark's Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And I say, now, it's been around for a while,
but Pittsburgh's awesome with the bridges.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I hate to say that because it's the Agantes, but
that ballpark is amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
The way that they nailed it with me. Yeah, it's
really awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
But yeah them all out, Man, you only live once,
might as well enjoy it. Scott be safe, all right, Well, hey,
thanks for talking to me.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
All right, Buddy, be good man. This is Scott, No
mad Scott. There you go.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It is very exciting hit that button mailer game.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hazy too much or not enough enough already. I just
play it too much or not enough.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
We keep the theme of the Pacific Northwest and we
bring in a candidate for the Blind Caller of the Year,
Blind Emmett, the Seahawks fan.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hello, blind Emmett.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
What's going on? Big Ben?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (26:32):
I swear I Rob Bronkowski comes back to you know,
sorry to like, you know, cut the games for it.
That would be crazy. He got a bare chance like
going and working someone like nine to five and being
a successful football player. Dude's thirty five.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Come on, how old are you?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Twenty?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
You'll be thirty five before you know it, dude. Yeah,
I'm just saying fifteen years zoom it zooms by the older.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
You get, time gets Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I
was just gonna say, like like I'm twenty and I
already feel like that, like time's going by so quick now.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, it is pretty wild, man, it is. It is
crazy all right. Anyway, it's good here for you, Emmett.
And is it true that you were in Blind Scotter
Buddies again? Is that fake?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Uh? No, that's true. He unbocked me in like oh
two three days ago.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
That callers bonding blind College. That happens there's a blind
brotherhood on the show. There is there's a blind brotherhood
on the show. All right, here we go, blind Emmett,
the Seahawk fan gotta get three right to win the game?
Question number one. All the answers are too much or
not enough. Before the thunders overtime loss to the Timberwolves
on Tuesday, Shae gilgis Alexander had forty straight games, scoring
(27:36):
at least twenty points while playing under forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
That's probably too much barely?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
All right now, blind Bine Emmett says that's too much
barely let's find out.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, it's actually not enough. It had been fifty one straight.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
He scored thirty nine on Tuesday, but played forty two minutes.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
So that like, if you like look at his props
every night, they're always at like thirty one and a half.
It's crazy. That's how you know he's.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's a good and by the way, former Clipper, I
just want to point that out, former Clay exactly.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I mean, not the best are of his career, but
he it's okay.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, he became the player he was because of the case.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't appreciate your sarcasm, dude. All right. Question number two,
Jason Tatum.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Has had ten or more assists ten times this season?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Is that too much or not enough? Blind? Emmittt not enough?
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I mess on a not enough.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
He says, he knows it. It's not enough. Let's find out. Well,
you're not doing so well here the end changed my answer? Yeah, yeah,
all right, well you very stubborn. Too much is the answer.
Tatum has had ten or more assists seven times this season.
The Celtics are seven and zero in those games. Question
number three, you got to get the last three?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Right here? Things are not going well. You've got to
get the last three? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I need that comeback our last season, Eliite neighbors, you
know who that is.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's a football player he became.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
He became only the fifth wide receiver in Giants history
to have a one hundred receptions and one thousand yards
in a season. Is that too much or not enough?
To stay alive?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Blind?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
At him? Part of the blind brotherhood. You're saying, are
you sure you want to go with your part? I
cannot convince you to change your answer. Yeah, all right,
congratulations you have done almost the impossible.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Every question was fifty to fifty. You got them all wrong.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
That's my luck right there. That's why I don't gamble that.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You know what that is? Blind luck is what that is?
Too much? There you go.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Can you even name five giants wide receivers in the
history of the franchise?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I know? Probably not. Yeah, he can't. In his life.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You can probably name him like one maybe. Anyway, he's
only the third wide receiver to accomplish defeat.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, ob gain Victor Cruz. Victor Cruise is salsa dancing victory.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
But no, not, He's not one of the ones that
had one hundred catches in a thousand yards.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It was OBJ and Steve Smith. Oh, he's in the
news recently. Not not that different. Although Steve Smith, he's.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Onder some hot water right now.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Man out there rearranging. I you d's he was?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
He was?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
He was into something else?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, anyway, all right, well listen, clearly you don't watch
enough games, but that thank you, blind Emmitt.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
That's that's a blind joke. Loory, I did the blind.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Guys, you don't watch the right blind. The blind Brotherhood
loves that. You love blind humor, right, you guys love
the blind humor.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
That was pretty good. I mean that was kind of
a layup though, but I know.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Well it's low as I say, low hanging fruit is
the most delicious.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Food, exactly right, exactly exactly when you do your when
you do your podcast, you go for low hanging fruit, right.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Yeah, I mean easy topics like Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
We love those.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I know you do too, absolutely, man, I'm all about that.
And there's a nice parting gift.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Emmett.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
We will give you nothing, a lifetime supply of nothing,
so you'll get that and a round trip to nowhere.
So congratulations, We'll send you. We'll send you nowhere. The
Ben Malor Show is the show that gives you nothing
and sends you to nowhere.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So congratulations.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Make sure you watch your step.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
All right, go plan your next blind Brotherhood meeting with
blind Scott. All right, thank you, all right, go away,
there's our blind emut amazing. And again, I can't claim
that I make the most money in radio. I can't
claim that we have the biggest audience in radio. Callin
Coward and people like that do that, but I can
tell you we've got more blind listeners then all those
other shows. Come on, we are the king of a
(31:39):
blind here it's the blind leading the blind. Oh yeah,
absolutely all right, it is the Ben Malor Show. We
are moments away. Are you ready, Lorena?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All right, forget doctor Ruth. We got doctor Lorena. The
love Doctor is in. You want to get a question
and last chance to get the question and now you
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on Fox if you want to ask Lorena a question
on air eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, or
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We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
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Speaker 1 (32:39):
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Speaker 2 (32:43):
Wherever you get your podcast to find the latest episode
best of version, which is one point seven seconds long.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Right after we get off the air, it's love It
Bizz with Li Rain at ten, I.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
Clean up hearts, You get Ry gear Ry and my
gear right, and I dear Ry Brown.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
You heard the man. It's time for love here on
the Ben Malice Show. Am I the love guru? I
am the love guru? Lorena?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yes you are, that's I think. So.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I've read a book.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Congratulations, Thank you. We'd like to learn all your feelings.
Lorena's read a book. That's big news.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
I also want to let you know the lovely people
who send in messages asking questions you should question if
you're really, you know, pleasuring your women properly.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Are you calling out the men? Is that what you're
calling out? Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I am?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
What about the women? Maybe the women aren't taking care
of the men, But that is a much simpler task.
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Some guys would come kid Jeremy and Minnesota right, since
says I love so many women in this world. He says,
how do I get How do I go about letting
them all know without being creepy?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
All right, Well, that's it. Interesting.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Well, creepy is definitely just a way that you do
things right. You don't have to be creepy in the
way that you move. You can be complimentary, you can
be you know, like, oh, I enjoy you, I like
your presence. You don't have to be weird about it,
like I see you through the window at night and
I think about you in my dream.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Well, but often, Loraina, I have to touch up your
work here. But isn't it often.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Directly related to how attractive you are as a man
that women will find you less creepy?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
If you know, there have been attractive men who are
just creepy in general. Like I said, creepy is the
way that you present yourself.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Really, I would argue that if you're kind of a
weird looking dude, it's more likely that you'll be seen
as creepy.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's my point. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Don't know if creepy is the word, but you can
be more turned off by their motives of course.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Anyway, A right, see here, A lot of this is
I forty Ian Larena I says, a lot of men
like a woman to have short grass on their infield.
Do women feel the same way about men. Okay, so
that's that's a sporty term.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yes, it is a it is a preference, and I
don't know. It kind of goes with the where you
live at different areas, like different things.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Really see, you think it's a regional thing. Some places like.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
France doesn't shave ever, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
There are people.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
I just heard a rap the other day that said
they prefer hair down there.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I haven't said you should get.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Some cultural diversity in.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
There, ben I guess men. But yeah, it's really older
places they need more.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
So like in Poland they probably it's like a polar
bear Inland.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, yes, they don't trim the hedges, sure exactly. Or
you know somewhere down here in California you have to
trim the hedges all the time because you wear bikinis
and things. Well, obviously you wear bikini all the time.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I do.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I have seen your collections.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I need to talk about that on the airds ME.
And there's a guy named Marv Albert you know who
that is, but he made the BIGINNI famous.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Andy writes in from Lando Lakes, Minnesota, says, since my
gal had the menopause five years ago, I have not
been able to put the pickle in the in the
in the you know what should I find a new
box for my pickle asking for?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And that's Andy and Lino Lakes. He misses putting the
pickle in the Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, there's actually little toys you can get at the
store where the box it fits right in your hand,
right in your hand. And there's some sales going on
right now, So go and check out, you know, different things.
Find out what works for you.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
All right, we have a call for you. Lorena.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Joey is in southern California in San Bernardino, the nine
oh nine.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What's going on, Joey?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
You know what they call baby kangaroos?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Joey's really yeah? Fun fact? Are you making that up?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
You should put that on the the Are you smarter
than Lorena?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You are the answer? So what's up, Joey? Joey? Mm here,
just I hope he's doing that and not something else
that he might be.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Well, what if you have any has anyone ever fallen
asleep while they were getting it on?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Joey, you're on the air. Joey, were you asleep? All right?
Thank you? All right, we're done with him.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
King Rory writes in says, how romantic is it for
a couple to give each other massages?
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
I love massages. I just bought a new massage toy.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Okay it's a rolling massage. Sure it is. Ferg dog
Rights since says he wants to know, Loraina.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Are are women impressed by Benny Award winners?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
The ladies get turned on by that.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
I don't know if Kelly and des Moines and Shane,
if either of them has won a Benny before, have they?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Uh? Well, we've done the Bennies a long time, I think.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
I mean, if Shane has won before, we need to
ask Kelly if that is part of what she is
so attracted to.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah. Well, last year, JT.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The wing Man says, is it love when couples choose
to work out together to live any healths.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Oh my gosh, I love that. And you know what,
even if it's not your love person, it's just good
to go to the gym with someone who can push
you and support you and show up with you all
the time.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Last one, Shane in the Moines says, if you're wearing
a denim top that is a different color denim than
the bottom, Is that still a Canadian tuxedo?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
You should be in jail.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well that's a good question, tho. I mean, like tuxedos
come in different colors. You have black tuxeda at the
blue bottom exactly.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
So I say it is still a Canadian tuxedo.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yes it is, but you shouldn't do it. Oh, come yourself,
save yourself.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Tremendous advice by the rain of there Eazy
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