March 7, 2023 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about reports that Sean Payton doesn't like Russell Wilson and that Wilson essentially has one year to prove himself to the new Broncos head coach, Maller's Mountain of Money: Bryan Cranston Edition, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three Hour three We
go where the news of the day takes us, and
here an hour three of the Ben Malves Show podcast.
It is all about the rocky Mountain high story bouncing around,
that Russell Wilson is on a short leash in Colorado,
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that Sean Payton not happy with his quarterback, Russell Wilson
facing a essentially a tryout in twenty twenty three with
the Broncos. Is that plausible or far fetched? That is
the story we'll be talking about. And how do you
translate the meaning of this Russell Wilson audition if you
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will right that there's an essentially on audition for Russell
Wilson here in twenty twenty three. And what would a
divorce from the Broncos look like for Russell Wilson. We'll
talk about all that and more in our number three here.
It is a mile high ultimatum if you will well
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And we are monitoring the story that's developing on a
Cincinnati in the overnight hour. Is not that long before
we cracked the microphones here at Fox Sports Radio. There
was a report of a situation outside the home of
Joe Mixon, the running back of the Cincinnati Bengals, in
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Anderson Township, Ohio, the Greater Cincinnati area. Hamilton County Sheriff's
office said that one juvenile was taken to the hospital.
There was a shooting. There's an active crime scene, if
that's the right terminology. But there's a crime scene, there's
tapes set up, and if anything develops here in the
overnight hours, we will have will pass it on to you.
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But there should be some new information about an hour
from now. That's when the morning news shows show up,
so there'll be something that'll pop up around that particular time,
we didn't have just Josh who said he was heading
over that way, but we haven't heard from him, so
I don't know if he got lost, maybe his GPS
broke or something along those lines. But he's one of
our listeners in Cincinnati. Our lead this hour coming from
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not Cincinnati, but the Rocky Mountain, and that is where
the Broncos are making. Noise they're making. That's the noise
they're making. No If you have not heard, maybe not.
There's an interesting story bouncing around, interesting enough for a
Malor monologue that Russell Wilson is heading into a one
year audition with Denver. It's an audition, Oh, I can't,
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but wait a minute, he's signed it forever contract with
the Broncos. Well. Fox Sports Radio alumnus the talented Mister
Rhodo Matthew Berry, who's now slumming at NBC, tells us
that Wilson needs to impress Sean Peyton to avoid getting
the dreaded pink slip after the twenty twenty three season.
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So let us discuss the question Russell Wilson facing the
old tryout to hold on to his job in twenty
twenty three with the Broncos is that plausible or far fetched?
So on the Maller scale of credibility, one decision X
on the Mallard scale of credibility, with six being unreliable,
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this is a one. It is completely credible. I buy it,
hook line and Seeker. That is the highest credibility score
you can give. I've got Yogi Barra, laboratory cylinder and
led Zeppelin and we will combine these things together and
we are going to make some rocky mountain oisters is
what we're gonna make, the meal of Champions, and boyd,
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I don't recommend that. I ate that a while back,
and it's a disgust absolutely discussing. So, first of all,
Russell Wilson is in the humble opinion of this gas
bag facing a dummy run dummy, dummy dummy, which is
ironic considering that the performance of Russ in Colorado is
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oozing with big dufius energy in the A Bronco locker room,
the great phony under center, a lot of indirect evidence
pointing to a relationship hiccup if you will. In Colorado,
you could tell his teammates loathed him. Many of them
despised Russell Wilson. His high jinks did make for good
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sports talk radio, and we loved the fodder of Russell Wilson.
We thank him for that. It was nice of him
to provide us with the great content that he did
last NFL season, moving the needle plenty off the field,
just not on it. Among the many hits. If you've forgotten,
Russell Wilson was high stepping allegedly for four hours part
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of a transatlantic flight to London with the Broncos. That
must have been fun as the rest of the team
tried to sleep. Telling Bronco teammates on the sidelines my
favorite to shout, run or pass, depending on the oppositions
play there that Pop Warner style. His subway commercial which
popped up again cringeworthy the danger Witch sandwich. We can
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go on or not, but being on borrowed time just
makes sense. It makes sense. As Yogi Berra said, it
gets laid earlier around here. And you can be bad
for a season. You can be bad for a season,
but if you're terrible for back to back years, the
winds of chains start blowing. You can hear them almost
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if you listen closely. Very windy. This is a prove
it situation, prove it situation. Russell Wilson commandeered, not the Broncos,
he commandeered the vomit common In twenty twenty two and
in Russell Wilson's first season in a Bronco uniform, Denver
won five games five. That's it. He sucked at a
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time you cannot suck. The Broncos offense was one of
the worst in the entire pro football business, average less
than seventeen points per game, fewest overall in the NFL,
and they averaged about three hundred twenty five yards per game,
which was not not good. Even some of those numbers inflated.
All of that is not being blamed on Russ. Some
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of it being blamed on Nathaniel Hackett, who's now with
the Jets. Mister unlimited, believe it or not, is getting
a mulligan from some media fan boys and Wilson host fault.
It was bad coaching. Everything will be fine now, Okay. Now, Secondly,
how do you translate the meaning of this Russell Wilson
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audition report. Well, it's crystal clear. Even blind Emmett, the
long suffering Seattle Seahawk fan and former Russell Wilson fan, blind.
Emmett can see this one. Sean Payton did not jump
at each jump with both feet in the tub for
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the Broncos. The reason it's kind of obvious he knows
what he's getting into. There are legitimate misgivings about the quarterback.
That Walmart money is great, that cash makes this a
job that you at least take. You wouldn't take it
if it wasn't for the money. However, it is a
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Comma Cozi mission coaching Russell Wilson the way he played
last season from a wins lost perspective. Now, my evidence
that Sean Payton didn't really really want this job but
he ended up taking it is from his former Fox
comrade Terry Bradshaw, who spilled the laboratory cylinder of truth serum,
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just like Roberto spilled coffee all over his car, and
Bradshaw spilled the truth everywhere before the Super Bowl. When
asked point blank in the Fox media availability in downtown
Phoenix about the relationship, Bradshaw pulled no punch. He admitted
that Sean Payton did not want to work with Russell Wilson.
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As Terry Bradshawssell bluntly said, that's all he's got He's
got no choice, is the way Bradshaw phrased it. Bradshaw
ripped the preferential treatment that Wilson got, and so it
makes sense. And Bradshaws He's at the point now, Terry.
I love Terry, I worked with him in radio years ago.
But Terry's at the point now where he's just like
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the old guy. He's got no filter and we love that.
We all want to get that age, so we have
no filter, so we can just let it rip. And
that's Bradshaw at this point. All right, final thought, So
what would a divorce from the Broncos look like for
Russell Wilson? So, as you know the song that was
creoned years ago, breaking up is hard to do, but
this is more like a bootleg led Zeppelin special. Burn
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like a candle. It will burn, baby burn. A parting
ways is often messy, we know that from personal relationships.
But the great divide here domestic dispute, football dispute, money, money,
money money. Russell Wilson's got one hundred and sixty one
million and guaranteed money. That's a lot of cheese. The
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least painful breakup would be after twenty twenty five. But
if Wilson goes out and sucks at a time you
cannot suck. The way things are looking, the chapter is
going to have to be rewritten. Good luck here. The
Broncos would have eighty five million dollars in dead cap
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after the twenty twenty three season. Now you know, I'm
a salary cap truther, so I know that where there's
a will, there's a way. That's roughly forty two and
a half million dollars per year just on Russell Wilson.
That's assuming no one else is a salary camp casualty
in twenty twenty four, twenty twenty five. So that's a
bitter pill to swallow. May we recommend Mary Poppins advice
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When I was a little kid, just a spoonful of
sugar helps the medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar.
So maybe take some sugar with that and that'll help
you out on that. But we're not quite there yet.
Sean Payton does have a chance to coach up Russell Wilson.
Get a feather in his cap, a little gold star
near his name. There's a there's a chance. It's to
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Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day, and here
it is. Denver coach Sean Payton is said to be
adding a blank to the front of the Broncos practice facility.
Denver head coach Sean Payton is said to be adding
a blank to the front of the Broncos practice facility.
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That is the Mallor Riddle of the day. The answer,
We'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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Radio Studios. It's Ben Maller Mallor Riddle of the day,
and here it is Denver coach Sean Payton said to
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be adding a blank in front of the Bronco practice facility.
What is the answer to the Maller Riddle of the day.
Let's see, does anyone know the answer? Plenty of answers
coming in Texas. Trucker says, a sign up sheet for
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Russell Wilson's personal ballwasher. Well, that would be something that
would be impressive if they put that right out in front.
What else do we have here? A Shane from des
Moine tweet, he says, the answer to the Malar riddle
is vote for Shane in de Moine to win social media. Benny,
I have no life and I love you guys. Well,
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thank you for admitting that. Shane. That's the first step.
And what are you talking about. You got a family,
you got people that love you there, Shane. You got
a lot of things going on. And Justin in Cincinnati
is going with a pit ball and a prostitute. Robin
Vegas says the answer to the malar riddle, Sean Payton
is adding a puck podcast patch to the Bronco jerseys.
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He says, fur Dog going with a bath room just
for Russell Wilson. His house has twelve for some reason.
You can never have too many bathrooms, so so they say.
Sawman says that Sean Payton is putting a new weed
dispensary out in front of the Bronco practice facility. Milkman, Mike,
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I like this one. Adding a comment box. That was
one of the funniest drops we had when this Cam
Newton in Carolina. The team wasn't playing well early in
his career, and they asked what can be done, and
he said a comment box in the locker room. That
would that would solve everything that was That was great
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late night drug tester says an intimidating garden gnome. That
would be very scary, very scary. Matt the Warrior rator
Rays fan says a funny sign should be added, like
your rainis Emmett the Blind Seahawk fan going with a
porta Potti and as his answer, Alf the Alien of
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Pinter says he's planning to add a quick lube oil
change location to the front of the Broncos practice facility.
Let me very convenient for the players. They can get
the oil changed right there while they're at practice. Miguel
on Fire says the answer is a massage parlor. Malaprop
guy going with a replica of the Benny Award to
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motivate his team. He says, courtesy Flush is going with
a table to sell girls scout cookies. Boy, that isn't
don't you when you go to the store. Man, it's
hard to little damn girls. It's hard to walk by
and not buy him. But you like, I don't want
to buy him. I don't need the cookies. Leave me alone,
your little girls, leave me alone. Plays. I got my
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own daughter to worry about. That's exactly man, and I
and I always say listen. My wife at her work,
she buys every freaking box of cookies from all the
co workers and all that. I'm good. I'm good for
like the next year on cookies. And I make cookies
every weekend in you want them? Yeah, the the like
I don't know, the local girl scout troop around where
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I live doesn't have My second favorite type of cookie,
what's the lemonades? Those? There's two different kinds of lemon
There's the powdered sugar ones, not that one like the other, yeah,
the one with like the the I don't know, Yeah,
the frosting. Yes, yeah, no, I do actually like that.
I've been eating those. But I'll see if I have
an extra container, because I do have a we have
like a bunch of that. Being said, the powdered one
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is great, also is not really all right, I will
I will remember that. Bring those in. Let's let you
have a field, all right. The answer to the Mallard
Riddle of the day, Denver, Oh, go ahead, Eddie, go ahead.
It is a doghouse for Parker the snow Dog. Yeah,
that's a good idea. We love Parker the snow Dog.
Part of the Celebrity Wing Militia with Marlin's Man, Clipper,
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Darryl and all the greats. The correct answered, Denver coach
Sean Payton, is adding a blank to the front of
the Broncos practice facility. The answer is a beat up
old car, A beat up old car, stripped down old
JALOPI this is some hokey old school motivational crap that
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he got out of a Tony Robbins book. I'm guessing.
And Sean Payton told Peter King that he's gonna put
an old car front and center right in front of
the Bronco parking facility, a part of the practice failion
parking lot. Said all players and coaches will see it.
He told Peter King. He said the car will not
have a rear view mirror and no side mirrors. Those
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will all be removed because he wants the players looking
ahead and not looking back. Okay, I'm sure that will work.
Let's go to the phones. Hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello,
Hollering James, James, James, hollering James. Now he's not there.
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Oh I heard a movie. He's moving around. Oh he's breathing.
That's good. He's alive. See here, no snoring. I will
come up with the class. I'm not falling for that.
He got me last time, all right, I will put
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him back on hold. Oh, our embedded reporter, uh standing
by just Josh in Cincinnati. Eddie's overall over? Just read alright? Left?
All right? Just Josh, what are you seeing there? You're
in the belly of the beast. There you are down
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the street. What do you see? Ben? I am not
seeing a whole lot of nothing here. I see a
few news trucks, but as far as the cops, they
have rolled out. There was no yellow tape around here.
Did a bunch of these early morning guys getting ready
for the moves? All right? So that's just so the
police have left. That is tweet that out. Seriously, nobody
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else says the police are gone. I did see a
tweet about that. Just go with it, Eddie, My god,
how hard is that? My god? Play along, Eddie? Just
it was not a call of duty game and the
juvenile Kyler murray, Oh you can't. All right, that's just
Josh exclusive reporting. So the police have left Anderson Township, Ohio. There,
and those are some good houses, right, Just Josh, that's
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a beautiful neighborhood. That's where the high falutin people in
Cincinnati have. Yes, Oh yeah, there's there's the big ones
back here. I've trimmed a few of them. And there's
some cheap skates too, and they don't tip. Oh is
that right? That's not very nice, very serious on that band,
and that pisses me off. All right, I understand I
would be upset too if you do all that hard
work and they don't give you a little extra there.
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That's not nice at all. All right, Well, thanks for
going out there, just Josh, we appreciate it. Say hi
to the news crew. Tell him we're pulling for him.
So all right, thanks nineteen. I'll tell them there you go,
Fox nineteen taking care of you. All right, thank you,
Just Josh. The man on the scene and the he's
have gone home. Anything come of this? Is this just
a nothing story? Will the NFL investigate? The NFL loves
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to investigate. They're all about the investigation. So will they
open up some kind of who's gonna who's gonna end
up in worse shape here? John Morant or or or
this guy? And I feel like Joe Mixon's going the
wrong direction here. Lately is is not well. He's been
getting by right, don't mix since since college heavyweight champion
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of the world. There Joe Mixon, of course gets someone
who's not his own weight but not a man. But anyway,
it is the Ben Maller Show. Let's see here, any
meany miney mo, let's sell it a angry bill? Who's
next on the Big radio show? Hello? Angry? Back in
your poop and pop? Yeah? How you doing? Guys? I
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guess Derek Carr and Geno Smith are going through the
change your life tonight. You know, they're really changing their
life around now. But they have to go through the
change of life then. I can't believe you're gonna a
witch with a benny? What is with you? Will you
come down? Well, you can come back. You are up
for a benny? You jackass? Saw him? I'm an idiot,
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that jackass too. Yes, you know a little witch? You
know a little witch wich? What do you have against
the witch? Why do you have a problem with a wish?
I should put a spell on you? What do you want?
She sits there with the dolls with sticking the pins in.
She's just here in black dressing her black. Maybe she
maybe she maybe maybe she has a little voodoo doll
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for you. How about that? I feel it. I get this,
I get the newsle in the back all the time.
And you can't let a witch with a Benny all right? Okay, yeah, okay,
Well if you said so, if angry you are so,
you are so jealous of the airtime she gets. We
all know what's going on. You are so jealous. The
only airtime she gets is a big fart. Okay, Well
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you also you also fart very well, angry, But you're
a prolific flash lends who're king of flash lens and
number one for farting in Jacksonville. Angry, How do you know? Ben?
How do you know? I have my sources. I have
my sources in Duval County. I have my sources. That's
pretty scary. You got source? Yes, I do. Absolutely. Be
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Roberto will be very excited to know, because you are
baseball fan baseball that the World Baseball Classic is coming up.
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As a matter of fact, Team USA starting their workouts
today in Arizona. Mike Trout, the captain of Team USA.
Coop's gonna be very excited about that. They're gonna play.
Y gonna play exhibition games against the Giants on Wednesday
and the Angels on Thursday. What is Mike Trout going
to play on both teams? That's gonna be interesting there.
But no started to play the play the Angels. He
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can get a win there. Yeah, I know. Our own
Steve de Sager has posted the schedule for the World
Baseball Classic here in the in the update, studios into
it and there will be some games going on, yes,
during our show, because they're playing in Japan. Yeah. Well,
speaking of that, did you see there's a guy named
this is my favorite World Baseball Classic story ed Yeah,
(24:54):
I wasn't gonna get to it, but you brought it up.
This guy for the Cardinals named Lars newt Ball. Is
that his name? Oh? Yes, we talked about him. Yeah.
So he's an outfielder. His mother is of Japanese descent,
and so he's playing for Team Japan. But he was
raised in California. He does not speak Japanese. He has
no idea what his teammates are saying. He's on the
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Japanese team in the World Baseball class. Uh, there's some
videos like Thompson's brothers playing for England because oh, that
English accent can be very concused because his dad is
from the Virgin Island. So apparently he can play for England. Well, no,
but this is the this is a language problem here.
This is Uh it's well apparently not, because he's said
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he told the Japanese Times, I'm going to try and
learn the language a little bit. He said. Obviously it's
gonna be tough to learn the language in a month.
I'm gonna try my best. My mom is just get
some appt. His mom is singing the Japanese national anthem.
He said in the house, I'm repeating it. We're just
doing the little stuff like that. Well, don't you just
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have to learn like hello? And if you learn a
new I've never Yeah, you learn the new a couple
of words like hello, thank you, good fastball universal, Hey, Yeah,
I think so. Anyway, that's that's, that's yes, there's a
be careful. That's I'm not saying anything. It doesn't matter.
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It's twenty twenty three, it doesn't matter. Yes, yes, all
it takes is a too bad to be offended. And
then you're sianar Eddie cancel culture. There's a job that
I really want to play for a long time. Any
but I haven't played it because people getting man, I
don't know what that is. Wow, I have no idea.
All right, thank you for that. It is the band
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have what it takes to get to the top? Probably not, man,
We'll play the game right now. We walk him in
from the Valley of the Sun, and he is up
for a Benny Award in his contributions as game show
Contestant of the Year, trying to add another notch in
his belt. We say hello to Matt in Phoenix. Hello, Matt, welcome,
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what's up? Ben? How are you doing tonight? All right, Matt,
you prepared here, you're ready to go. Of course you
always know. That's seven wins in a row. I'm about
to win this Benny. This guy flexing right now. Let's
see what you got coming up here? What kind of
algorithm you can come up with? The sway the electorate? Well,
hold on a sec. You are gonna play, Matt. And
we also have picked or number one or door number two, Eddie,
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go ahead, door number one or door number two number one?
All right, well you have you have picked Jed who
fled Eddie? And you have not picked the blind guy.
Bad job by you, Shamela. I guarantee RP one legend
caller from Daytons had to change addresses because angry build
numerous times because you know that guy just loves Dick
in Dayton and Dad, I mean to the point of harassing.
(28:26):
All right, I hold on, that's your that's your Eddie
that you picked him, that's you. Okay, you picked him.
Bad job by you. All right, let's say hello to
Matt again. Matt, who would you like to partner up with? Matt?
I'm picking you Ben. Let's go. We're in it to
win it. It's a great job by you, tremendous job.
Hold on a second, Jed who fled? Who would you
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like to partner up with? You got Eddie or cool?
All right, very good? What is the game here? The
Brian Cranston edition is number former caller into the showed
in the Super Bowl? Is that right? Oh? Yeah, yeah
you don't. Actually we did have him one that was
before Breaking Bad. That was when he was the dad
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from Malcolm in the Middle. Oh yeah, we were very big.
We had one year we had the kid from Malcolm
in the Middle. Then we had the Frankie Moon Yes,
the race car driver out Yeah yeah, um yes, Brian
crast An. Addition, he turned sixty seven years old today,
Happy birthday. The categories are Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad,
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thirty Rock, and Godzilla. Matt, you were on first, which
category would you like? I would like to break Back,
Breaking Bad? All right? I mean that's that should have
been Jed's categories. But Jed you said you want Godzilla category?
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All right? Being real quickly Mesa was terrible. That was
terrible story. You should be in that, right, aren't you
in that? They're making it? I mean, I mean, if right,
meth renegade. Okay, all right, hold on, very good, whatever.
We will have Mallard's Mountain of money in its entirety.
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Com Fox Sports Radio Studios, It's Ben Maller and back
here we go. It's Mallard's amount of Money. The Brian
Cranston Edition. The teams have been set myself, Ben, along
with Matt in the Valley of the Sun and Jed
who fled and he is matched up with Coop a loop.
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My guy was on the air first, Matt, So we
are gonna go first, are you there, Matt? Yes, sir,
all right, very good, And it's the Brian Kranst edition.
You picked Breaking Bad, Is that correct? Yes, sir? All right?
These athletes all had cancer, they all had cancer. All right,
you ready? All right? Forty five seconds on the clock
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of the man's showing proper respect, calling me sir like
you people. All right, here we go forty five seconds
the clock. We're on our way, disgrace cyclist. He won
a bunch of Tour de Frances. Yes, quarterback for the
Buffalo Bills in the nineties. Got her of nineteen ninety
that Thurman Thomas Andre Reid alright, first basement for the year. Yes,
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first base for the Yankees. He was on the Cubs.
Uh right now with the Yankees. Slugger Italian last name
now all right, running back for the Arizona Cardinals. Out
of pit he was on the Pittsburgh Steelers, number six
for the car Cardinals right now now, all right, Red
Sox pitcher. He won a couple of World Series with
the Red Sox in the two thousands and was on
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the on the and the on the Cubs as well.
All right, safety for the Chiefs. Oh that was a
hard category. God, yeah, that was well. He tried Eddie.
He did not know for Anthony Rizzo, James James Connor,
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I guess you're you live in Phoenix. Why would you
watch the Cardinals trying? I'm really I'm really from Illinois,
so I know I know you just happened. I know
you just happened to be I got you. Well, you
should go to Anthony Rizzo. Though I know I should have.
Both of my parents are buried with Cubs stuff. I
should know, all right, man, all right, well the domination
he's got him all nervous. I don't know about that. Yes,
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jedg don't worry here. Jed's cable will poop in the bed.
Judge for relactation. All right, shut up, alright, go ahead, please,
all right, Jed, we have Godzilla. Uh. These athletes are
slash were some of the biggest ever at their position. Uh.
Forty five seconds on the clock. Let's go the big
Diesel Kobe's teammate, Yes, the biggest guy in baseball. The
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outfielder for the Yankees, Aaron Judge. Yes, um, this was
a picture for the Yankees and the Indians. He's a
big fat guy. Yes um. The refrigerator from the NFL,
William William Perry. Yes uh. Quarterback for the Vikings. He
threw to Randy Moss earlier in his yes um uh
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player out of Michigan. Tractor was his nickname, John de
no okay uh Uh. Slugger for the Why Socks and
the Cincinnati Rads. Big Donkey was his his nickname, be
careful Coop Robert Trailer, tractor trailer and Adam Dunn one
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hundred and sixty points. Though. All right, all right, that's
all right, we got we got this, Matt, don't or
you just run the board. We're good to go. We've
got Malcolm in the middle or thirty rock. Which one
do you want? I'll go Malcolm too in the middle.
It's probably the better. All right. We'll put forty five
seconds of theccock. These athletes are all middle children, all right,
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all middle children. Here we go forty five secons. We're
on our way and go. A quarterback for the Colts,
he ended his career with the Broncos. Him yes, uh,
known as the Greek Freak for the Milwaukee Bucks, a
great UFC champion, African American guy. Uh oh yeah, I
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got it right, all right. Uh the uh the star
our Steph for the Warriors. His younger brother, Uh yeah,
that is correct, Derek of the Saints. Derek of the Saints,
his younger brother or older brother, rather older brother with
this white guy slammed up Champ from the Clippers in
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the nineties. His father shot under his father shot underhanded
foul shots. No it's not hell, using the same last
name as the actually answers is not enough regardless, one
hundred and thirty points total not as much as one
hundred and sixty for Coop. Well in fairness, Jed's like
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seventy and guy, remember this guy, this guy matic college
kid loser, Jed. This guy, this guy's is a future.
You're like my age, Jed? Should we should we run
it up? Should we should we sweeping running off play? No?
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They did do that? All right, all right, Jed. We're
gonna we're gonna do thirty rock here the rock, my guy.
These sports figures have all hosted Saturday Night Live. Oh man,
that shows forty five seconds of the clock begin forty
nine ers quarterback the best ever before Tom Brady? Yes, Uh,
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the tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs right now.
The boxer that made grills for meat George Foreman, Yes,
are there older kinds of grills? Vestable grill? Old quarterback
for the Vikings. Uh, white guy could quarter well? No,
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don't help Betty that you know what you're from. The
from the seventies. From the seventies, I hosted a TV
show in the eighties. You go to beg a moment.
Jiber who writes these segments every week. Who cares? Thank you? January? Great?
Oh you cut him off? Put him back on the air. No,
he's off, We're out of time. White quarterback, Yeah, white quarterbacks.
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I'm endorsing. I'm endorsing Jenny who's flat for calling him
the year. I'm putting it out there right now. And
you even get paid, like somebody else, vote for him,
saying black white receiver? No black? Are you talking? Cornerback
for the Vikings? Any old ones are there? White hockey player? Okay?
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All right? Na naming others significant Vikings quarterback? Wait, white
sort of come on, Joe Wilson, Joe Cap. There you go,
Joe Cap. Wait, oh, disrespect nineteen eighties Viking football. That's
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a bad job for you. Young Cooper away depending Matt
for Matt. Everyone's an old white quarterback for the Vikings
at this point. The guy's in college right now, My god?
All right? Anyway, there it is another edition of Mallard's
mouthed the Muddy and lust again. Well, Eddie, you cheated,
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you helped Cooper out. It was pathetic. Yet again you
had to step in. What are you talking about? You
you were giving you were giving clues and it's me
against coop. It's not over. You were cheering for coop. Terrible,
embarrassing another game you don't even get to play in
any Shame on you. You were not loser.
Hello and welcome. It's our number three Hour three We
go where the news of the day takes us, and
here an hour three of the Ben Malves Show podcast.
It is all about the rocky Mountain high story bouncing around,
that Russell Wilson is on a short leash in Colorado,
(00:22):
that Sean Payton not happy with his quarterback, Russell Wilson
facing a essentially a tryout in twenty twenty three with
the Broncos. Is that plausible or far fetched? That is
the story we'll be talking about. And how do you
translate the meaning of this Russell Wilson audition if you
(00:42):
will right that there's an essentially on audition for Russell
Wilson here in twenty twenty three. And what would a
divorce from the Broncos look like for Russell Wilson. We'll
talk about all that and more in our number three here.
It is a mile high ultimatum if you will well
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And we are monitoring the story that's developing on a
Cincinnati in the overnight hour. Is not that long before
we cracked the microphones here at Fox Sports Radio. There
was a report of a situation outside the home of
Joe Mixon, the running back of the Cincinnati Bengals, in
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Anderson Township, Ohio, the Greater Cincinnati area. Hamilton County Sheriff's
office said that one juvenile was taken to the hospital.
There was a shooting. There's an active crime scene, if
that's the right terminology. But there's a crime scene, there's
tapes set up, and if anything develops here in the
overnight hours, we will have will pass it on to you.
(02:35):
But there should be some new information about an hour
from now. That's when the morning news shows show up,
so there'll be something that'll pop up around that particular time,
we didn't have just Josh who said he was heading
over that way, but we haven't heard from him, so
I don't know if he got lost, maybe his GPS
broke or something along those lines. But he's one of
our listeners in Cincinnati. Our lead this hour coming from
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not Cincinnati, but the Rocky Mountain, and that is where
the Broncos are making. Noise they're making. That's the noise
they're making. No If you have not heard, maybe not.
There's an interesting story bouncing around, interesting enough for a
Malor monologue that Russell Wilson is heading into a one
year audition with Denver. It's an audition, Oh, I can't,
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but wait a minute, he's signed it forever contract with
the Broncos. Well. Fox Sports Radio alumnus the talented Mister
Rhodo Matthew Berry, who's now slumming at NBC, tells us
that Wilson needs to impress Sean Peyton to avoid getting
the dreaded pink slip after the twenty twenty three season.
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So let us discuss the question Russell Wilson facing the
old tryout to hold on to his job in twenty
twenty three with the Broncos is that plausible or far fetched?
So on the Maller scale of credibility, one decision X
on the Mallard scale of credibility, with six being unreliable,
(04:05):
this is a one. It is completely credible. I buy it,
hook line and Seeker. That is the highest credibility score
you can give. I've got Yogi Barra, laboratory cylinder and
led Zeppelin and we will combine these things together and
we are going to make some rocky mountain oisters is
what we're gonna make, the meal of Champions, and boyd,
(04:28):
I don't recommend that. I ate that a while back,
and it's a disgust absolutely discussing. So, first of all,
Russell Wilson is in the humble opinion of this gas
bag facing a dummy run dummy, dummy dummy, which is
ironic considering that the performance of Russ in Colorado is
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oozing with big dufius energy in the A Bronco locker room,
the great phony under center, a lot of indirect evidence
pointing to a relationship hiccup if you will. In Colorado,
you could tell his teammates loathed him. Many of them
despised Russell Wilson. His high jinks did make for good
(05:12):
sports talk radio, and we loved the fodder of Russell Wilson.
We thank him for that. It was nice of him
to provide us with the great content that he did
last NFL season, moving the needle plenty off the field,
just not on it. Among the many hits. If you've forgotten,
Russell Wilson was high stepping allegedly for four hours part
(05:33):
of a transatlantic flight to London with the Broncos. That
must have been fun as the rest of the team
tried to sleep. Telling Bronco teammates on the sidelines my
favorite to shout, run or pass, depending on the oppositions
play there that Pop Warner style. His subway commercial which
popped up again cringeworthy the danger Witch sandwich. We can
(05:55):
go on or not, but being on borrowed time just
makes sense. It makes sense. As Yogi Berra said, it
gets laid earlier around here. And you can be bad
for a season. You can be bad for a season,
but if you're terrible for back to back years, the
winds of chains start blowing. You can hear them almost
(06:19):
if you listen closely. Very windy. This is a prove
it situation, prove it situation. Russell Wilson commandeered, not the Broncos,
he commandeered the vomit common In twenty twenty two and
in Russell Wilson's first season in a Bronco uniform, Denver
won five games five. That's it. He sucked at a
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time you cannot suck. The Broncos offense was one of
the worst in the entire pro football business, average less
than seventeen points per game, fewest overall in the NFL,
and they averaged about three hundred twenty five yards per game,
which was not not good. Even some of those numbers inflated.
All of that is not being blamed on Russ. Some
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of it being blamed on Nathaniel Hackett, who's now with
the Jets. Mister unlimited, believe it or not, is getting
a mulligan from some media fan boys and Wilson host fault.
It was bad coaching. Everything will be fine now, Okay. Now, Secondly,
how do you translate the meaning of this Russell Wilson
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audition report. Well, it's crystal clear. Even blind Emmett, the
long suffering Seattle Seahawk fan and former Russell Wilson fan, blind.
Emmett can see this one. Sean Payton did not jump
at each jump with both feet in the tub for
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the Broncos. The reason it's kind of obvious he knows
what he's getting into. There are legitimate misgivings about the quarterback.
That Walmart money is great, that cash makes this a
job that you at least take. You wouldn't take it
if it wasn't for the money. However, it is a
(08:06):
Comma Cozi mission coaching Russell Wilson the way he played
last season from a wins lost perspective. Now, my evidence
that Sean Payton didn't really really want this job but
he ended up taking it is from his former Fox
comrade Terry Bradshaw, who spilled the laboratory cylinder of truth serum,
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just like Roberto spilled coffee all over his car, and
Bradshaw spilled the truth everywhere before the Super Bowl. When
asked point blank in the Fox media availability in downtown
Phoenix about the relationship, Bradshaw pulled no punch. He admitted
that Sean Payton did not want to work with Russell Wilson.
(08:51):
As Terry Bradshawssell bluntly said, that's all he's got He's
got no choice, is the way Bradshaw phrased it. Bradshaw
ripped the preferential treatment that Wilson got, and so it
makes sense. And Bradshaws He's at the point now, Terry.
I love Terry, I worked with him in radio years ago.
But Terry's at the point now where he's just like
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the old guy. He's got no filter and we love that.
We all want to get that age, so we have
no filter, so we can just let it rip. And
that's Bradshaw at this point. All right, final thought, So
what would a divorce from the Broncos look like for
Russell Wilson? So, as you know the song that was
creoned years ago, breaking up is hard to do, but
this is more like a bootleg led Zeppelin special. Burn
(09:34):
like a candle. It will burn, baby burn. A parting
ways is often messy, we know that from personal relationships.
But the great divide here domestic dispute, football dispute, money, money,
money money. Russell Wilson's got one hundred and sixty one
million and guaranteed money. That's a lot of cheese. The
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least painful breakup would be after twenty twenty five. But
if Wilson goes out and sucks at a time you
cannot suck. The way things are looking, the chapter is
going to have to be rewritten. Good luck here. The
Broncos would have eighty five million dollars in dead cap
(10:18):
after the twenty twenty three season. Now you know, I'm
a salary cap truther, so I know that where there's
a will, there's a way. That's roughly forty two and
a half million dollars per year just on Russell Wilson.
That's assuming no one else is a salary camp casualty
in twenty twenty four, twenty twenty five. So that's a
bitter pill to swallow. May we recommend Mary Poppins advice
(10:40):
When I was a little kid, just a spoonful of
sugar helps the medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar.
So maybe take some sugar with that and that'll help
you out on that. But we're not quite there yet.
Sean Payton does have a chance to coach up Russell Wilson.
Get a feather in his cap, a little gold star
near his name. There's a there's a chance. It's to
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Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day, and here
it is. Denver coach Sean Payton is said to be
adding a blank to the front of the Broncos practice facility.
Denver head coach Sean Payton is said to be adding
a blank to the front of the Broncos practice facility.
(12:50):
That is the Mallor Riddle of the day. The answer,
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Radio Studios. It's Ben Maller Mallor Riddle of the day,
and here it is Denver coach Sean Payton said to
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be adding a blank in front of the Bronco practice facility.
What is the answer to the Maller Riddle of the day.
Let's see, does anyone know the answer? Plenty of answers
coming in Texas. Trucker says, a sign up sheet for
(14:16):
Russell Wilson's personal ballwasher. Well, that would be something that
would be impressive if they put that right out in front.
What else do we have here? A Shane from des
Moine tweet, he says, the answer to the Malar riddle
is vote for Shane in de Moine to win social media. Benny,
I have no life and I love you guys. Well,
(14:36):
thank you for admitting that. Shane. That's the first step.
And what are you talking about. You got a family,
you got people that love you there, Shane. You got
a lot of things going on. And Justin in Cincinnati
is going with a pit ball and a prostitute. Robin
Vegas says the answer to the malar riddle, Sean Payton
is adding a puck podcast patch to the Bronco jerseys.
(14:57):
He says, fur Dog going with a bath room just
for Russell Wilson. His house has twelve for some reason.
You can never have too many bathrooms, so so they say.
Sawman says that Sean Payton is putting a new weed
dispensary out in front of the Bronco practice facility. Milkman, Mike,
(15:19):
I like this one. Adding a comment box. That was
one of the funniest drops we had when this Cam
Newton in Carolina. The team wasn't playing well early in
his career, and they asked what can be done, and
he said a comment box in the locker room. That
would that would solve everything that was That was great
(15:39):
late night drug tester says an intimidating garden gnome. That
would be very scary, very scary. Matt the Warrior rator
Rays fan says a funny sign should be added, like
your rainis Emmett the Blind Seahawk fan going with a
porta Potti and as his answer, Alf the Alien of
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Pinter says he's planning to add a quick lube oil
change location to the front of the Broncos practice facility.
Let me very convenient for the players. They can get
the oil changed right there while they're at practice. Miguel
on Fire says the answer is a massage parlor. Malaprop
guy going with a replica of the Benny Award to
(16:24):
motivate his team. He says, courtesy Flush is going with
a table to sell girls scout cookies. Boy, that isn't
don't you when you go to the store. Man, it's
hard to little damn girls. It's hard to walk by
and not buy him. But you like, I don't want
to buy him. I don't need the cookies. Leave me alone,
your little girls, leave me alone. Plays. I got my
(16:45):
own daughter to worry about. That's exactly man, and I
and I always say listen. My wife at her work,
she buys every freaking box of cookies from all the
co workers and all that. I'm good. I'm good for
like the next year on cookies. And I make cookies
every weekend in you want them? Yeah, the the like
I don't know, the local girl scout troop around where
(17:05):
I live doesn't have My second favorite type of cookie,
what's the lemonades? Those? There's two different kinds of lemon
There's the powdered sugar ones, not that one like the other, yeah,
the one with like the the I don't know, Yeah,
the frosting. Yes, yeah, no, I do actually like that.
I've been eating those. But I'll see if I have
an extra container, because I do have a we have
like a bunch of that. Being said, the powdered one
(17:27):
is great, also is not really all right, I will
I will remember that. Bring those in. Let's let you
have a field, all right. The answer to the Mallard
Riddle of the day, Denver, Oh, go ahead, Eddie, go ahead.
It is a doghouse for Parker the snow Dog. Yeah,
that's a good idea. We love Parker the snow Dog.
Part of the Celebrity Wing Militia with Marlin's Man, Clipper,
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Darryl and all the greats. The correct answered, Denver coach
Sean Payton, is adding a blank to the front of
the Broncos practice facility. The answer is a beat up
old car, A beat up old car, stripped down old
JALOPI this is some hokey old school motivational crap that
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he got out of a Tony Robbins book. I'm guessing.
And Sean Payton told Peter King that he's gonna put
an old car front and center right in front of
the Bronco parking facility, a part of the practice failion
parking lot. Said all players and coaches will see it.
He told Peter King. He said the car will not
have a rear view mirror and no side mirrors. Those
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will all be removed because he wants the players looking
ahead and not looking back. Okay, I'm sure that will work.
Let's go to the phones. Hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello,
Hollering James, James, James, hollering James. Now he's not there.
(19:00):
Oh I heard a movie. He's moving around. Oh he's breathing.
That's good. He's alive. See here, no snoring. I will
come up with the class. I'm not falling for that.
He got me last time, all right, I will put
(19:22):
him back on hold. Oh, our embedded reporter, uh standing
by just Josh in Cincinnati. Eddie's overall over? Just read alright? Left?
All right? Just Josh, what are you seeing there? You're
in the belly of the beast. There you are down
(19:42):
the street. What do you see? Ben? I am not
seeing a whole lot of nothing here. I see a
few news trucks, but as far as the cops, they
have rolled out. There was no yellow tape around here.
Did a bunch of these early morning guys getting ready
for the moves? All right? So that's just so the
police have left. That is tweet that out. Seriously, nobody
(20:02):
else says the police are gone. I did see a
tweet about that. Just go with it, Eddie, My god,
how hard is that? My god? Play along, Eddie? Just
it was not a call of duty game and the
juvenile Kyler murray, Oh you can't. All right, that's just
Josh exclusive reporting. So the police have left Anderson Township, Ohio. There,
and those are some good houses, right, Just Josh, that's
(20:24):
a beautiful neighborhood. That's where the high falutin people in
Cincinnati have. Yes, Oh yeah, there's there's the big ones
back here. I've trimmed a few of them. And there's
some cheap skates too, and they don't tip. Oh is
that right? That's not very nice, very serious on that band,
and that pisses me off. All right, I understand I
would be upset too if you do all that hard
work and they don't give you a little extra there.
(20:45):
That's not nice at all. All right, Well, thanks for
going out there, just Josh, we appreciate it. Say hi
to the news crew. Tell him we're pulling for him.
So all right, thanks nineteen. I'll tell them there you go,
Fox nineteen taking care of you. All right, thank you,
Just Josh. The man on the scene and the he's
have gone home. Anything come of this? Is this just
a nothing story? Will the NFL investigate? The NFL loves
(21:08):
to investigate. They're all about the investigation. So will they
open up some kind of who's gonna who's gonna end
up in worse shape here? John Morant or or or
this guy? And I feel like Joe Mixon's going the
wrong direction here. Lately is is not well. He's been
getting by right, don't mix since since college heavyweight champion
(21:32):
of the world. There Joe Mixon, of course gets someone
who's not his own weight but not a man. But anyway,
it is the Ben Maller Show. Let's see here, any
meany miney mo, let's sell it a angry bill? Who's
next on the Big radio show? Hello? Angry? Back in
your poop and pop? Yeah? How you doing? Guys? I
(21:56):
guess Derek Carr and Geno Smith are going through the
change your life tonight. You know, they're really changing their
life around now. But they have to go through the
change of life then. I can't believe you're gonna a
witch with a benny? What is with you? Will you
come down? Well, you can come back. You are up
for a benny? You jackass? Saw him? I'm an idiot,
(22:18):
that jackass too. Yes, you know a little witch? You
know a little witch wich? What do you have against
the witch? Why do you have a problem with a wish?
I should put a spell on you? What do you want?
She sits there with the dolls with sticking the pins in.
She's just here in black dressing her black. Maybe she
maybe she maybe maybe she has a little voodoo doll
(22:39):
for you. How about that? I feel it. I get this,
I get the newsle in the back all the time.
And you can't let a witch with a Benny all right? Okay, yeah, okay,
Well if you said so, if angry you are so,
you are so jealous of the airtime she gets. We
all know what's going on. You are so jealous. The
only airtime she gets is a big fart. Okay, Well
(23:01):
you also you also fart very well, angry, But you're
a prolific flash lends who're king of flash lens and
number one for farting in Jacksonville. Angry, How do you know? Ben?
How do you know? I have my sources. I have
my sources in Duval County. I have my sources. That's
pretty scary. You got source? Yes, I do. Absolutely. Be
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Roberto will be very excited to know, because you are
baseball fan baseball that the World Baseball Classic is coming up.
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As a matter of fact, Team USA starting their workouts
today in Arizona. Mike Trout, the captain of Team USA.
Coop's gonna be very excited about that. They're gonna play.
Y gonna play exhibition games against the Giants on Wednesday
and the Angels on Thursday. What is Mike Trout going
to play on both teams? That's gonna be interesting there.
But no started to play the play the Angels. He
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can get a win there. Yeah, I know. Our own
Steve de Sager has posted the schedule for the World
Baseball Classic here in the in the update, studios into
it and there will be some games going on, yes,
during our show, because they're playing in Japan. Yeah. Well,
speaking of that, did you see there's a guy named
this is my favorite World Baseball Classic story ed Yeah,
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I wasn't gonna get to it, but you brought it up.
This guy for the Cardinals named Lars newt Ball. Is
that his name? Oh? Yes, we talked about him. Yeah.
So he's an outfielder. His mother is of Japanese descent,
and so he's playing for Team Japan. But he was
raised in California. He does not speak Japanese. He has
no idea what his teammates are saying. He's on the
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Japanese team in the World Baseball class. Uh, there's some
videos like Thompson's brothers playing for England because oh, that
English accent can be very concused because his dad is
from the Virgin Island. So apparently he can play for England. Well, no,
but this is the this is a language problem here.
This is Uh it's well apparently not, because he's said
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he told the Japanese Times, I'm going to try and
learn the language a little bit. He said. Obviously it's
gonna be tough to learn the language in a month.
I'm gonna try my best. My mom is just get
some appt. His mom is singing the Japanese national anthem.
He said in the house, I'm repeating it. We're just
doing the little stuff like that. Well, don't you just
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have to learn like hello? And if you learn a
new I've never Yeah, you learn the new a couple
of words like hello, thank you, good fastball universal, Hey, Yeah,
I think so. Anyway, that's that's, that's yes, there's a
be careful. That's I'm not saying anything. It doesn't matter.
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It's twenty twenty three, it doesn't matter. Yes, yes, all
it takes is a too bad to be offended. And
then you're sianar Eddie cancel culture. There's a job that
I really want to play for a long time. Any
but I haven't played it because people getting man, I
don't know what that is. Wow, I have no idea.
All right, thank you for that. It is the band
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Mallers show. Why don't we welcome our contestants. By the way,
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have what it takes to get to the top? Probably not, man,
We'll play the game right now. We walk him in
from the Valley of the Sun, and he is up
for a Benny Award in his contributions as game show
Contestant of the Year, trying to add another notch in
his belt. We say hello to Matt in Phoenix. Hello, Matt, welcome,
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what's up? Ben? How are you doing tonight? All right, Matt,
you prepared here, you're ready to go. Of course you
always know. That's seven wins in a row. I'm about
to win this Benny. This guy flexing right now. Let's
see what you got coming up here? What kind of
algorithm you can come up with? The sway the electorate? Well,
hold on a sec. You are gonna play, Matt. And
we also have picked or number one or door number two, Eddie,
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go ahead, door number one or door number two number one?
All right, well you have you have picked Jed who
fled Eddie? And you have not picked the blind guy.
Bad job by you, Shamela. I guarantee RP one legend
caller from Daytons had to change addresses because angry build
numerous times because you know that guy just loves Dick
in Dayton and Dad, I mean to the point of harassing.
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All right, I hold on, that's your that's your Eddie
that you picked him, that's you. Okay, you picked him.
Bad job by you. All right, let's say hello to
Matt again. Matt, who would you like to partner up with? Matt?
I'm picking you Ben. Let's go. We're in it to
win it. It's a great job by you, tremendous job.
Hold on a second, Jed who fled? Who would you
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like to partner up with? You got Eddie or cool?
All right, very good? What is the game here? The
Brian Cranston edition is number former caller into the showed
in the Super Bowl? Is that right? Oh? Yeah, yeah
you don't. Actually we did have him one that was
before Breaking Bad. That was when he was the dad
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from Malcolm in the Middle. Oh yeah, we were very big.
We had one year we had the kid from Malcolm
in the Middle. Then we had the Frankie Moon Yes,
the race car driver out Yeah yeah, um yes, Brian
crast An. Addition, he turned sixty seven years old today,
Happy birthday. The categories are Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad,
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thirty Rock, and Godzilla. Matt, you were on first, which
category would you like? I would like to break Back,
Breaking Bad? All right? I mean that's that should have
been Jed's categories. But Jed you said you want Godzilla category?
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All right? Being real quickly Mesa was terrible. That was
terrible story. You should be in that, right, aren't you
in that? They're making it? I mean, I mean, if right,
meth renegade. Okay, all right, hold on, very good, whatever.
We will have Mallard's Mountain of money in its entirety.
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Put your bets in right now. I'm gonna win, but
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Com Fox Sports Radio Studios, It's Ben Maller and back
here we go. It's Mallard's amount of Money. The Brian
Cranston Edition. The teams have been set myself, Ben, along
with Matt in the Valley of the Sun and Jed
who fled and he is matched up with Coop a loop.
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My guy was on the air first, Matt, So we
are gonna go first, are you there, Matt? Yes, sir,
all right, very good, And it's the Brian Kranst edition.
You picked Breaking Bad, Is that correct? Yes, sir? All right?
These athletes all had cancer, they all had cancer. All right,
you ready? All right? Forty five seconds on the clock
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of the man's showing proper respect, calling me sir like
you people. All right, here we go forty five seconds
the clock. We're on our way, disgrace cyclist. He won
a bunch of Tour de Frances. Yes, quarterback for the
Buffalo Bills in the nineties. Got her of nineteen ninety
that Thurman Thomas Andre Reid alright, first basement for the year. Yes,
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first base for the Yankees. He was on the Cubs.
Uh right now with the Yankees. Slugger Italian last name
now all right, running back for the Arizona Cardinals. Out
of pit he was on the Pittsburgh Steelers, number six
for the car Cardinals right now now, all right, Red
Sox pitcher. He won a couple of World Series with
the Red Sox in the two thousands and was on
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the on the and the on the Cubs as well.
All right, safety for the Chiefs. Oh that was a
hard category. God, yeah, that was well. He tried Eddie.
He did not know for Anthony Rizzo, James James Connor,
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I guess you're you live in Phoenix. Why would you
watch the Cardinals trying? I'm really I'm really from Illinois,
so I know I know you just happened. I know
you just happened to be I got you. Well, you
should go to Anthony Rizzo. Though I know I should have.
Both of my parents are buried with Cubs stuff. I
should know, all right, man, all right, well the domination
he's got him all nervous. I don't know about that. Yes,
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jedg don't worry here. Jed's cable will poop in the bed.
Judge for relactation. All right, shut up, alright, go ahead, please,
all right, Jed, we have Godzilla. Uh. These athletes are
slash were some of the biggest ever at their position. Uh.
Forty five seconds on the clock. Let's go the big
Diesel Kobe's teammate, Yes, the biggest guy in baseball. The
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outfielder for the Yankees, Aaron Judge. Yes, um, this was
a picture for the Yankees and the Indians. He's a
big fat guy. Yes um. The refrigerator from the NFL,
William William Perry. Yes uh. Quarterback for the Vikings. He
threw to Randy Moss earlier in his yes um uh
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player out of Michigan. Tractor was his nickname, John de
no okay uh Uh. Slugger for the Why Socks and
the Cincinnati Rads. Big Donkey was his his nickname, be
careful Coop Robert Trailer, tractor trailer and Adam Dunn one
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hundred and sixty points. Though. All right, all right, that's
all right, we got we got this, Matt, don't or
you just run the board. We're good to go. We've
got Malcolm in the middle or thirty rock. Which one
do you want? I'll go Malcolm too in the middle.
It's probably the better. All right. We'll put forty five
seconds of theccock. These athletes are all middle children, all right,
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all middle children. Here we go forty five secons. We're
on our way and go. A quarterback for the Colts,
he ended his career with the Broncos. Him yes, uh,
known as the Greek Freak for the Milwaukee Bucks, a
great UFC champion, African American guy. Uh oh yeah, I
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got it right, all right. Uh the uh the star
our Steph for the Warriors. His younger brother, Uh yeah,
that is correct, Derek of the Saints. Derek of the Saints,
his younger brother or older brother, rather older brother with
this white guy slammed up Champ from the Clippers in
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the nineties. His father shot under his father shot underhanded
foul shots. No it's not hell, using the same last
name as the actually answers is not enough regardless, one
hundred and thirty points total not as much as one
hundred and sixty for Coop. Well in fairness, Jed's like
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seventy and guy, remember this guy, this guy matic college
kid loser, Jed. This guy, this guy's is a future.
You're like my age, Jed? Should we should we run
it up? Should we should we sweeping running off play? No?
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They did do that? All right, all right, Jed. We're
gonna we're gonna do thirty rock here the rock, my guy.
These sports figures have all hosted Saturday Night Live. Oh man,
that shows forty five seconds of the clock begin forty
nine ers quarterback the best ever before Tom Brady? Yes, Uh,
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the tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs right now.
The boxer that made grills for meat George Foreman, Yes,
are there older kinds of grills? Vestable grill? Old quarterback
for the Vikings. Uh, white guy could quarter well? No,
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don't help Betty that you know what you're from. The
from the seventies. From the seventies, I hosted a TV
show in the eighties. You go to beg a moment.
Jiber who writes these segments every week. Who cares? Thank you? January? Great?
Oh you cut him off? Put him back on the air. No,
he's off, We're out of time. White quarterback, Yeah, white quarterbacks.
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I'm endorsing. I'm endorsing Jenny who's flat for calling him
the year. I'm putting it out there right now. And
you even get paid, like somebody else, vote for him,
saying black white receiver? No black? Are you talking? Cornerback
for the Vikings? Any old ones are there? White hockey player? Okay?
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All right? Na naming others significant Vikings quarterback? Wait, white
sort of come on, Joe Wilson, Joe Cap. There you go,
Joe Cap. Wait, oh, disrespect nineteen eighties Viking football. That's
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a bad job for you. Young Cooper away depending Matt
for Matt. Everyone's an old white quarterback for the Vikings
at this point. The guy's in college right now, My god?
All right? Anyway, there it is another edition of Mallard's
mouthed the Muddy and lust again. Well, Eddie, you cheated,
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you helped Cooper out. It was pathetic. Yet again you
had to step in. What are you talking about? You
you were giving you were giving clues and it's me
against coop. It's not over. You were cheering for coop. Terrible,
embarrassing another game you don't even get to play in
any Shame on you. You were not loser.
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