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Oh maha, oh maha.
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It's our numb birth three, our number three, and we
have this spicy, hot football heavy Mallard monologue. An NFL
defensive coach trashing the Jaguars quarterback Trevor Lawrence, saying there
is nothing that scares you about Lawrence. Is that fair
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or foul? Is that fair or foul? We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Also.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
An NFL executive says the Colts Anthony Richardson being a
QB one is a pipe dream right now? How does
that sound to you? And are wide receiver AJ Brown's
days in Philadelphia numbered? Are they numbered? We'll take a
look at that as well. All of it's coming your
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our number three. Taking a strong never Trevor position. Welcome
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from Jacksonville, where Angry Bill lives.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
We've had a few other callers over the years there
in Jacksonville.
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So an NFL coach has ripped, ripped the franchise quarterback.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
A new one.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, of course, the coach did not put their name
on it. If you didn't see this, maybe not a
defensive coach. All we know is a defensive coach. Defensive
coach had some blistering commentary about Trevor Lawrence. Of course,
this was behind a paywall on the Old Gray Lady
the athletic. The coach said that Trevor Lawrence has quote
missed a bunch of schemed up shots downfield. He also
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said there quote there is nothing that scares you about
the kid, and quote there is nothing elite about him
Trevor Lawrence. Nothing elite about him from a big picture
standpoint close quote.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, then, so let's discuss the question on this one.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
The anonymous NFL defensive coach trashing Jaguars quarterback Trevor Lawrence, saying,
there is nothing that scares.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You about him.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's not He's not elite, nothing elite about him. Is
that fair or foul? Is that fair or foul? So
on this one, I have Apex, Predator, the Lady or
the Tiger, and Home Depot, and we will combine all
of these things together and we are gonna make the
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Gabba gooo.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We're gonna make the gobbagool.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So, first of all, I went to the replay on
this based on a Booth review.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Fair ball.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Ah, that's a booth review. So Trevor Lawrence is a
middling quarterback. Now I am old enough to remember getting old.
I remember when teams were like tank for Trevor, and
there was a segment of the New York Jets fan
base very upset. If I remember correctly, the Jets beat
the Rams and that screwed them over on the sweepstakes
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to get Trevor Lawrence. And they thought, well, this set
the franchise back thirty years. We didn't get Trevor Lawrence.
Oh my god, we're just porked. We're done. And Trevor
Lawrence has been in the NFL long enough, he's had
multiple coaches because he sucks, and he's a middling quarterback.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
He's a middle of the tier three. If you do
the big board, there tier three quarterbacks and all that.
Nothing scares you about him. The quote there's nothing elite
about him. The other part of the quote perfectly fair,
perfectly fair. Those are accurate quotes about Trevor Lawrence. You
draft a guy number wh you expect, an absolute killer,
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an assassin. You want and you anticipate you're going to
get a grizzly bear. A grizzly bear. You're getting a
ferocious apex predator at the top pick in the draft,
a machine, a franchise altering player. This is what they
always hype up about. I'm a skeptic of all of
these drafts and all this. But these guys get hyped up,
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and so you thought, you're getting this franchise altering player,
the grizzly Bear, the Apex Predator, And what have they gotten.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
In Jacksonville? I have an answer? What have they got?
I'll go first. You know what they've gotten.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They've gotten a nice Koala bear. That's what they've gotten.
A beautiful Koala bear. Yeah, that's what they got. You know,
the bear that sits there in the tree for twenty hours,
you know, day, eating the same leaf, sleep the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And every once in a while, let's add a little squeak.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now, there are some great videos that I know Ozzie
Wahs and some others have sent along where there's Koala.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Bears that fight other Koala bears.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But then they have to take two days off, you know,
because they fight and all this stuff. So you were
promised another way I say it, If you wanted Apex Predator,
you were promised like a lion and a force of nature,
the king of a juggle, And instead you were delivered
a house cat. Yeah, you got a house cat, a
big fluffy house cat.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
That's what you got Trevor Lawrence is.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The perfect player for Jacksonville because he is a jag,
just a guy. False advertising coming out of Clemson, coming
out of Clemson, false advertising. The he was said to
be the prototypical quarterback and golden locks and hair like Samson.
Get the arm, the frame, the whole thing, and all
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that window dressing, extra dressing, all that window dressing, all
the marketing, all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But when you get under the hood, now that we've
seen him.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Play with different coaches and all that stuff, when you
get under the hood, it's a nineteen eighty two, not
eighty three, not eighty four, not eighty one, nineteen eighty
two Honda Civic three ball tires and you know it's
getting you from A to B, but it's not getting
you to c r D. That's what he's doing all
right now. Secondly, it speaking of bad quarterbacks, So I
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love bad quarterbacks. Let's go to Indianapolis. They they know
a thing or two about bad quarterbacks in Indy where
Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson continues to feed the.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Content machine here in overnight talk radio.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
So Anthony Richardson is locked in a quarterback battle, you
want go to call us a quarterback battle.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
They're playing patty Cake. It's like a pillow fight.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You've got Daniel Jones keeping up with the Jones. Jones
is the stumblebum. So Athony Richardson, Daniel Jones impeding for
the starting job. Now, some are around the NFL feel
that he is far from being far anyone never close
to me a reliable option.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Those people, by the way, right at this stage in
his career.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Another NFL executive telling the Athletic, telling the Athletic that
it is a quote pipe dream close quote to consider
Richardson a starting caliber quarterback in the NFL. The accuracy
is not there. The accuracy is not there. If you
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want to do college football rpo stuff. The executive said,
that is your guy. That's your guy. But some of
the stuff last year he was not a starter, did
not have starter quality. So question, says NFL executive. Again,
they don't put their name on it. But the NFL
executive saying that the colts Anthony Richardson being a QB
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number one, that is a pipe dream right now, How
does that sound to you?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So I put the malord lie detector test out, No
lies detected, No lies, this is accurate capital a accurate
it is. And that's the situation here with Richardson. If
you have Richardson playing quarterback, you've got a problem. Right.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
If you think he's good, you're delusional.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
He sucks, he's not accurate, and he's they said it,
he was not ready. How many more years do you
need seasoning before you're ready? H Like, is this whine?
You just put it on the shelf there and you
forget about it for a while and it goes up
in value. And if you want to run a college offense, okay,
that's fine, run your little college offense and all that stuff.
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But not exactly a ring endorsement for Anthony Richardson. Expecting
Richardson to be a successful QB one, I'll give you
the perfect analogy. It's like wa picking up and saying,
I have the perfect business model. I am going to
get rich right now, I am going to get rich.
I am going to open up a Blockbuster video and
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I am going to make a killing in twenty twenty
five Blockbuster video. That's the way I'm going to make
my money. That also a pipe dream. That is also
a pipe dream. Now here's the bigger problem. After a
minutes long mallar investigation. I have determined the cults are
stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. When
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it comes to the quarterback room, they have assembled. Because
on one hand, you've got Daniel Jones, who basically is
the NFL's version of a car with three hundred thousand
miles on it, and yeah, it still runs, it still runs,
and there's a term a lot of people just call
the beater car.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It still run. Not winning any race.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You're not going to win the Indy five hundred or
the Daytona five hundred with the car. And then on
the other hand, you have Anthony Richardson, who is like
to use the car thing because I guess I'm in
the cars like.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
A concept car. No engine.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
No engine really because the person that sold you the
car told you it might be ready in three years.
The engine they're still in the developmental the beta testing.
It might be ready ready in three years. And so
it's the it's the Lady or the Tiger, the famous
story we've all learned his kids, a little lady or
the tiger. Only in this case, in this dimension, both
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doors have tigers. Ah, that's what a tiger sounds. Like
sounds kind of like a dog less less aggressive than
willis the dog of Andre there in the common. So
you open one door, what's behind the door? You open
one door, you got Daniel Jones standing there. He's probably
a dew Coodie standing there, and he's twiddling his thumbs
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and he's ready. If you want one hundred and seventy
two yards, no touchdown passes and a pick six, that's
your And then if you open the other door, you
have Anthony Richardson, who if you want someone to throw
the ball into the third, third, or fourth row, he's
your guy. If you want someone to take himself out
of the game because he's gassed, he's your guy. And
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if you want somebody to get hurt, he's your guy.
So Indy is still out here, and their quarterback room
is built on quicksand, and so that's where they are
right now. They have either slightly bad or probably bad.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Those are the options.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You want slightly bad or do you want probably bad?
You decide you make the call. All right now, final
thought to fill Ladelphia we go where the Eagles are
still shining yet in the afterglow, yet again, the Lombardi
Trophy all excited. Right, they won the Super Bowl, and
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there are whispers, I love whispers. There are whispers I
don't know if you heard them or not that despite
being the reigning champions of the NFL, there's some chatter
indicating that a key figure not long, not long for
the Delaware Valley. Whispers that the e A. G. L.
Eat Hey else will trade wide receiver A. J. Brown
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AJ Brown. Now again, the year that keeps being brought
up is twenty twenty seven. I believe this will happen
sooner than twenty twenty seven. But the report claimed that JM.
Howie Roseman, who is a godlike deity in Philadelphia, a
little Weasley GM that has his toes licked by the
Eagle apologist like Fats in Philadelphia. But Howie Roseman will
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decide to move on, move on and get draft assets
for AJ Brown. Another claim is before the decline sets in.
That's their claim. So question, are wide receiver AJ Brown's
days in Philadelphia numbered? Are his days in Philadelphia number?
So I am nodding my head. You can't see me
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Speaker 1 (14:19):
So do it? Do us so solid?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Anyway, back to the question, ahand our wide receiver AJ
Brown's days in Philadelphia number So I did nod my head.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yes, I'm doing it again. I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So the Brown here's my issue. Brown is being wasted
with the Well who can you say that they won
the Super Bowl? Yeah, so you have one of the
more explosive playmakers in football, a guy AJ Brown who
can take the top off of defense faster than tequila
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takes the top of your inhibitions, if you know what
I mean, real quick, and his entigret. He was in
Tennessee with rabel a run first team where they were
all about King Henry and all that stuff. Derrick Henry.
Now he's in Philadelphia. It's a run first team. They
run the ball even more than those Tennessee Titan teams.
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Like AJ Brown is stuck there. They run the ball
like it's nineteen seventy seven. And they've got Walter Payton
of the Chicago Bears. You've got disco playing in the background.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The whole thing. In fact, just to follow that up.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Philadelphia averaged last season twenty five point seven pass attempts
per game. Does that sound like a lot or a little?
What sounds like a little? How bad?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Is it? The fewest in the NFL?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
They passed the ball by almost two pass attempts less
than the next team that didn't pass the ball that much.
That's Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. And so they're saying, well,
it's a balanced offense. Their argument is balanced offense. It's
because it's balanced, kind of like a seesaw if you
put Hollering James on one side of the sea, or
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you put a sumo wrestler on one side of the seesaw.
So you know who got more targets than AJ Brown
last season? Laddin McConkie, Jim Harbaugh's buddy there with the Charger,
Wandell Robinson of the Giants, Jacoby Myers, a situational like
number three receiver for the Raiders, Jacoby Myers. All of
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them had more targets than AJ Brown. So Brown expected
when he went to Philadelphia's there, well, I'm going to dominate,
and you essentially have a high priced blocking sled in
AJ Brown is what you got, right, and he's not,
you know, it's not really a wide receiver. It's like
one hundred million dollars decoy out there at wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
It's like, what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's like it's like buying I'll use another call car analogy,
because I love carnalogy. It's like buying a Rolls Royce Phantom.
You spend a lot of money on that very expensive
Rolls Royce Phantom and you use it to go to
home depot by multch like you're not using it for
what it's designed for. And even in the afterglow of
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a Super Bowl, right even in that Aj had the
I'd rather be somewhere else body language. He just did
remember when he's reading the book on the sidelines and
the Futson around with all that stuff. So now he's
got his little Super Bowl ring as Roger Roger Goodell's
rival with Major League Baseball rob Manfred wud say, it's
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just a hunk of metal, so his guys ring.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
And so now the motivation would change, I believe the
motivation would change.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
So he's got the Super Bowl championship under his Wikipedia page,
his Pro Football Reference page, and he wasn't really a
good soldier, but he was good enough where they didn't
get rid of him and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
So now it's a little selfish.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm gonna start thinking all about me, like where can
I go and get as many targets as I want.
I want targets up the wazoo is what I want.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
So keep an eye on this story.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
And if the Eagles do end up getting off to
a slow start this season, and you know how it
works in Philadelphia, things will start popping up.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
A J.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Brown's not happy, he's not getting the ball enough.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
They don't have a good passing quarterback and Jalen Hurts,
he's he's a guy that just is deficient in passing
the football. He's good at running the ball and all
that stuff. So you look at the the open. Eagles
open up with Kansas City. I don't have with Dallas rather,
but they have Dallas, Kansas City the Rams and they
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play Tampa Bay. So Kansas City in that is a
road game. Tampa is a road game, and Dallas and
the Rams are honging. There is a world where they
start owing for. There is a world where the Eagles
start owing for and then the house is on fire.
Watch out all right, is it Ben Maler Show. We
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Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Nick Castellanos, Well, he walked back onto
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and here is the Mallor Riddle of the Day. Phillys
outfielder Nick Castellanos walked back onto the field in Cincinnati
after a recent game against the Reds at Great American
Ballpark because of blank. Because of blank. All right, let's
see here, EENI meeni, miney mo, Lady Sideburn says he
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thought he saw his old friend Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Is the answer.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Keith says he walked back onto the field Nick Castellanos
to catch piss missiles. What he said there? What else
do we have a page down? He was supposed to
be on the Kelsey Brothers podcast from late night. Drug
tester he forgot his bottle of rum from Scrooge Donkey
Sausage says he wanted to look at the orange Moon.
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The sausage Ferg Dock says there was a postgame Skyline
chili cookoff. So according to Ferg Dock, Eke in Rosewell, Minnesota,
said to honor Marge shot, to honor Marge shot, Alf
the Alien old Piner says he went out for an encore,
says the great Alf Weird Alf Yankovic. Who else do
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we have page down?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
See here? Rich said he Rich in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
As he walked back out on the field, he thought
he was at a WNBA game and was looking for
the green dildo.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right, very nice there.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Robbie the Mariner fan also said he went to retrieve
the fallous item that was on the field there and
left field.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
What else do we have a page?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Down.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I can't read that on the air.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Justin in Cincinnati believes that there was a listener to
our show that is on the run right now. He
thinks he's listening while he's on the run. Does look
like someone that would be a fan of the show,
I forty Ian, says Nick Castalanos walked back on the
field because he wanted to hear Tom Brenneman's call for
one of his home runs, Paige Down, Andy and Lino Lakes, Minnesota,
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says Nick Castellanos walked back onto the field looking for
some hot nuts. In the Eddie Garcia voice, one of
the great drops back in the day on the show,
what else we have?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Page down? He can't read that on the air the
hot nuts.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The grill sergeant said he realized he may have dropped
his pager in the outfield and he was looking for it. Robin,
Minnesota says Castellano's heard voices that told him shureless Joe
Jackson was going to make an appearance and he wanted
to be there. He heard Willis barking. According to j T.
The Wingman, he dropped his Jack jack his jockstrap from
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Joe the ghost Hunter. Eileen says she enjoyed the monologue.
She says, I love Trevor Lawrence and Jimmy Garoppolo. Do
they actually play football? Not well?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Not well, Eileen.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
They supposedly play football, but not well. But I guess
they're good at other things. Beer farts in the clubhouse
from Johnny Q. Who's your bill is going with? I
die diarrhea. Mike the Leprechaun from the Boston area says
he realized Castlelanos that he had left his wig on
the outfield, so so he said, all right now, Lorraina,
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do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Lorraina, Yes, I think he went back out because he
lost his earring.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Ben, he lost his earring? Is that the correct answer?
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, it turns out Philly's outfield and Nick castle Loanos
walked back onto the field in Cincinnati after a recent
game against the Reds a Great American Ballpark because he
wanted to watch Rappers Snoop Dogg's postgame concert.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I'd go back out for that too.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
He is a lodd that Snoop Dogg and a random
Cincinnati Reds game in August, Snoop Dogg just shows up
to do a little postgame concert. How much does a
gig like that pay? Seriously, how much does the Reds
pay Snoop Dogg?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Maybe he's a fan, Well, no, he's from.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And it's from the LBC.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Yeah, I don't think in Diamond Bar definitely.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
That's near the Big a Diamond Bar, the King of
Diamond Bar.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's very funny.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It's a suburb La Orange County and you go to
Diamond Bar, you don't think Snoop Dogg. I've driven through
there many times. I don't think, Well, this is where
Snoop Dogg lived. But he made his money and his
you know, safe neighborhood, clean, the whole thing, and he's
that's where he lived anyway, So that is the answer
Snoop Dogg. So it's Snoop Dogg at the If you
look at the career arc, you have the I can
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sell a lot of songs and back in the day
records sell a lot of records, sell out concerts, and
then eventually you get to the point where you're no
longer hip and then you do the the like the
Indian casino circuit, right, you do the State Fair circuit.
And then I assume the cousin would be a cousin
of that would be the baseball circuit where you just
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show up and perform.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
She was the Olympic like father of the Olympics, wasn't.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
He Like NBC paid him a lot of money for that.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Yeah, so it should.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Have been my money, Lorraine. They paid him more money
next time. Next time.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right, let's go to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello,
hollering James, James. Was it because I mentioned Snoop Dogg.
You're not a fan of Snoop Dogg?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
James?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Interesting, sounds a little congested?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
What kind of what kind of music are you into? Yeah?
I got you all right now, James.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
If you wake up right now, James, I'm gonna let
you talk to Tammy and Montana. James, if you wake up,
I will allow you, James to speak to the great
Tammy and Montana. Are you gonna wake up for me?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
James? Apparently not.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Apparently she must not love her anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
He's moved on. He's moved on. Okay, Well, thank you, James. Tremendous,
tremendous phone call. So hollering James. Let's say hello to
Mike the leprechn Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. Welcome back,
welcome back.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Well, I had a staycation, not a vacation, a staycation.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I did not go anywhere. I had some family who was.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
In town, and I asked them to come on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So they showed up during the weekend. I had to
when they do that. Yes, I was very happy about
that too.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I was very I was like, this is one thing
I want to do is take time off and sit
around my house.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
That is really what I want to do. But I
did it, and it's amazing.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Yes, re united and it feels so good.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Hold on, let me see if James liked that. James,
did you like that singing by Mike the leprechan hollering?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
James? Apparently not.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's a big now, no comment on that, James. That
was Mike the Leprechaun singing about being reunited? Okay, I
got you, Yes, Okay, she did you did like that?
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you can contact the sales department here at Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Let's hello to Mike the Leprechaun. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Oh right, so it was a false rumor about the
cruise ship. I thought you were the guy on the
cruise ship that cracks the slide.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No. No, the only time I've been on a cruise
ship I was at the Queen Mary, which is landwall
essentially land locked.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I went there, I walked.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
No, more doesn't sail, so that doesn't count. I've been
on a few military boats when I've been traveling places,
and they had like you could walk through some old
decommissioned military you know, big military boat.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Other than that, I have no I've done a lot
of time on boats.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
No, anyways, Okay, are you coming to Boston?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Wow? Well, we gotta we gotta figure out an actual
date on that.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
And we will. We will let you know as soon
as we lock the actual date in.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I have an idea you should come from the Reds
after in the World Series.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
So we'll come.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
What are we looking at twenty thirty seven or something
like that. We'll drop that down on my calendar for
twelve years from now. And won the World Series?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah, yeah, and the packs are not doing bad. Did
you see the first Henderson had one hundred yard return
on the first play of the first game that I
was pretty good and the Tom Brady tattoo. I was
there too. It's a beautiful statue. It's not a comment
of statue.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
It's a little much.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
It's a little much, little much.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
And he looks like the more I look at it,
it does look like he has a tiny head.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It's like they like they shrunk his head.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Do you think somebody put a curse on the tome
Rady statue and the headshrinkers That was an old wrestling operation,
the headhrinkers back in then.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
And also there's a band about one last thing. I
do not wear white.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Pants on principles, So no, no white pants.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
But you do you do wear a lot of sun tannotion? Yeah,
how much suntanned lotion?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Is it? Three or four times a day?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Like? What's your habit? Everyone's got to have, Like what's
your habit? Like jedu Fled does he does, like you know,
masks seven times a day? What do you do when
it comes to the sun tannlotion? How many times?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
At least at least three or four three or four times.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
A day at least, So it's like four times, you're
a four times a day that's your habit?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Four times a day?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
You know there's chemicals in that, right, Not that I
care about your health or anything like that, but I
did hear that there's a lot of chemicals and you
shouldn't overlather.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Do you use spray on or do you use the
kind that you kind of lotion? So you like the
what is your favorite? Do you like Hawaiian tropic? You're
copper tone guy?
Speaker 7 (32:09):
Coconut? Hawaiian topic coconut? Do you know where they should
put the rainer? Let me tell you they should put
her in an alligator rally?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
What why is that giving me a hassle?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, I'll glad being nice right there.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
I was worried about your skin, you like, because.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You're old, wow, and you know wow.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Taking care of yourself is vital. But whatever, Oh hold.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
On, I say here, So let's say you like the coconut.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
You said, yeah, coconut.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
But all right, so that is and how many bottles
a week do you go through?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Not much about one usually one of.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Those things one a week, So that's a that's a
twelve dollars According to this On Walmart, you can get
a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic Coconut suntan lotion for twelve
dollars and sixty two cents.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Yeah, and then the pray is about the fame.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You said you don't use the spray you rub on
the suntown.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
I do both?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You do both?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
He's yelling at you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Bet Oh my god. Both. So now what are we
looking at?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Twenty that's about twenty six dollars or so with tax,
twenty six dollars for suntann loation.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Well, I have to look like a bronze statue basically.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
And I understand.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yes, So that means you spend three dollars in seventy
one cents per day on suntown loation.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Very good. Not did you use a calculator for that?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Of course I used the calculator for that. I mean,
my god, what do you think I'm not gonna use
a calculator.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Put Marcel goes back. I'm going to get into map questions.
He won't have a clue.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Okay, all right, I can't wait for that. James, are
you excited about that? Hollering James, No, James is not
excited about that. James.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's welcome Marke contestants for the game. We have some
people standing by here. John is in Paradise. I'm to
assume that's Nevada where all the casinos are. No, Oh, California, Paradise, California.
Where's paradise. Where's Paradise California?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Where is that.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Chico?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh when you think paradise, you think Chico, north of Chico,
that is paradise. Yeah, absolutely, yes, absolutely all right, Well John,
welcome and let's see here.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Now what are you up to? You working? Are you
just driving around randomly? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Just left my girlfriend's house.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh, look at that.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
That sounds like a booty called to me late.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Night fun there, you know, take care of business, your
big stud, John, Right, come on, maybe maybe the exact
opposite way.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That chicked out of the house at two in the morning.
Almost that sucks. Yeah, that's all right, I understand. I gotcha.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Well it happened, so but we'll see now, John, would
you like to play with myself Ben as your partner
or Cooper Loop Moody one, then.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
I'll play with you. That's how I played.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I played with Eddie. We did good.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
If you really want to make your girlfriend mag you
can play with me.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, hello, John, Unfortunately Eddie is not available. He's not
working here right now, so he's not we I did
invite Eddie to the Mallor meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't think he's gonna go. I said you can
come and hang out. And we have him, you know,
in Vegas, and I don't think he's going to show up.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
But I did invite him. All right, John, we'll partner
uphold on a second. We have Steve in the Bay Area. Hell,
Steve Quake, I Steve pick Thicket. Well, Steve in the
Bay Area. Welcome out. You want to play with Coop? Yes,
Coop quickly? All right, Coop quickly, one of the cadgo alright,
hurry up.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
All right.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
This is the Casey Affleck edition. We have two hundred
cigarettes Ocean's eleven. I'm still here in Manchester by the Sea, John.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What do you want? Quickly?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I'm still here, Steve, what do you want?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
All right? Hold on, we'll get to Malor's Mountain of Money.
We'll get to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
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Speaker 4 (36:54):
Now Mailor's mountain of money? Hello, what it takes to
get to the top? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And right to the game we go.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
We have John who's a little north of Chico in Paradise, California,
teamed up with me. He just had a disagreement with
his girlfriend and so now he's calling sports radio. And
we have Steve in the Bay Area. We don't know
what Steve's up to, but he's with Coop. So let's
get to the game.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Right now. Here we go, and it.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Is the Casey Affleck edition turned to fifty today. All right,
so you picked I'm still here, Yes, John, These athletes
have all been professional athletes for fifteen plus years.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
They're still playing. Are you ready? I'm gonna be all right, John.
Forty five seconds and the clock. We're on our way go.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yes, Cordy, he won
a Super Bowl. It was called the Elite with the Ravens.
He's the Browns quarterback right now. Yes, starting pitcher for
the San Francisco Giants. Longtime Detroit Tiger. Played for the
cheating Astros. Yes, last name is like Romance. He played
(38:04):
for the Minnesota timber Wolves, the Miami Heat, the Cleveland Cavaliers.
He's a forward, white guy out of U. C. L
A sure, Yes, that's right. A closer for the Angels.
He used to play with the Dodgers, played with the
Red Sox. All right, center for the Ah you did
(38:28):
a hundred points pots you didn't get Wenley Jansen James.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
All right, Steve, we have Manchester by the Sea. These
athletes are all from Massachusetts. Are you ready, Steve?
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Alright?
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Forty five seconds let's begin. Famous professional wrestler in movies,
not the Rock. You can't see him, no, all right,
a professional wrestler. He's in movies, but not the Rock. Yes,
all right. This guy is Terry Bradshaw's partner on in
the NFL on Fox. He was a defensive end for
(39:02):
the Raiders. Yes, this guy was part of the Killer
Bees in Houston. Not Craig beezyell the other guy. Well
say that the whole name. Yes, this guy was a
He led the Seahawks to the Super Bowl in two
thousand and five with yes, Yes, good job. This guy
(39:25):
was a white guy on the Bad Boy Piston.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
All right? Was that, Loren?
Speaker 6 (39:30):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
All right, we go next quickly, John, what do you want?
You want oceans eleven or two order cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
John? All right? These athletes were all known to smoke.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Forty five seconds were on our way center for the
nineteen eighties Lakers. He played for the Sacramento Kings. He's
got a beard. Was the GM of the Kings. That
is correct, manager of the Pirates. He was chained smoking
back in the eighties when he had Barry Bonds. He
managed the Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Ben cheated. Is not we win the game? We won
the game?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Another win you congratulations John, the all time win