October 18, 2023 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Eagles adding Julio Jones and if Philadelphia fans should be excited about this, Donovan McNabb blaming A.J. Brown for the team's inconsistency, Too Much or Not Enough, The Iowa Minute w/ Iowa Sam, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb berth three, our three ready to go.
It's not the granddaddy of them all, but Donovan McNabb,
the granddaddy of the modern era of.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Philadelphia Eagle football.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He got a bunch of ding bats to a Super
Bowl and then vomited all over the field. Well, McNabb
is back and he's yapping about AJ Brown.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We'll get to that this hour.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What do you make of Donovan McNabb blaming AJ Brown
for the Eagles offensive inconsistencies? Should the Eagle fans be
excited about Julio Jones down by the school yard as
he's been added to the roster?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Will be soon?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And do you fancy a thought on the Jets Eagles
game setting a NFL season high in viewership. Yeah, people stopped,
they looked, and they listened to the Jets and the Eagles.
What is that all about? We'll get to it all
right now here. It is our number three. All of
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a sudden, a Philadelphia Eagle game is about to become
an old timers game.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What well come?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show, we.
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Are in the air.
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have we'd like to learn all the phillis down the line.
I'll have a rain delay later this hour called the
Iowa Minute, So a little raind lay. Quite a surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It is not Lean and Me.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It is a heifer. The Iowa Minute is a heifer
all right. Anyway, our lead this hour comes from Philadelphia,
but not baseball fighting.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Phils have gone on quite.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The streak there as their poetry in motion as they're
up to oh over the lowly Diamondbacks making swift work
of Arizona.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But this is about football? Why why not the Birds?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
This weekend I'm getting ready for the TV shows to
do some handicapping as we get ready for that show
and a marquee matchup in Week seven. The matchup this
weekend involves Philadelphia and Miami, and in the lead up
to that game, they made Philadelphia made a name brand
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roster move you haven't heard yet. We were told that
the Eagles have signed Julio Jones.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Keeping up with the Joneses. Now.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I thought Julio Jones was a condemned property based on
his recent performance, but here he is back in the
NFL one year contract. He's got all the accolades, Julio
Jones Hall of Fame resume, one of the great receivers
of his generation or one of the top receiver statistically
in the history of the NFL. Seven Pro Bowls, all
pro teams all that. It's a roster move that has
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been given universal praise from the NFL community. In fact,
I haven't seen anyone who has stature say anything negative
about this move, like no one's done that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So apparently this is a wonderful move. But let us
discuss the question under the cover of darkness.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Should Eagle fans be excited not as excited as that
Charger fan, but should the Eagle fan be excited about
Julio Jones pending a dish. So I am shaking my head. No,
it's going back and forth right now. You can't see,
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but it's going back and forth, and I get dizzy
if I keep doing this.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The answer is no.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I've got elevator operator, Shetland pony, and soggy burrito,
three things that have never been combined together in any
form of audio content. But we will rummage through the
elevator operator, the Shetland pony, and the soggy burrito.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So, first of all, Julio Jones.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He's got the name, but on this side of the
microphone he doesn't have the game, not anymore. And the
flowers that he has gotten are great. All right, It's wonderful.
It's also as effective as trying to plow the ocean. Okay,
the idea that Julio Jones is all of a sudden
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be great. I heard the same thing when he left
Atlanta and went to Tennessee. I then heard it when
he joined Tom Brady. There's a lesson we try to
remind you from time to time. Do not let a
falling star fall on you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Don't do it. There's a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Who are stuck in the good old Day's bubble and
they block out the rest.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They push it back, push it back, push it back.
Julio Jones, I'm sure he's a fine, fine person. I
don't know him. I'm assuming you don't know either. But
this is about football.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Julio Jones is thirty four years old and has not
had even an eight hundred yard season since twenty nineteen,
So forget the other years. Since then, they nothing has worked,
and he has bounced around, bounced around the transfer portal,
going to the Tennessee Football team, the Tampa Bay Football team,
and now he's in the.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Philadelphia Football team's locker room.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Julio Jones at this point, adding him to your team
is like he's like an Elvader operator for your team.
He's elevator music. He's background noise. Unless you can get
Julio Jones to go in the way back machine and
set the year to twenty eighteen, because that's the last
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time he was a dominant player. Ever since then, things
have quieted down. But unless you can do that, forget
about it. That the Falcons made the right move. At
the time, people are like, what's going on? Why are
they shuffling the cards? They should have kept this guy.
He's a legend. You don't get rid of legends. They're
gonna regret that. Oh man, Well, it turns out they
made the right move because ever since he took off
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the Falcon uniform, Julio has been down. Not by the schoolyard,
he's been down in the dumps ever since that divorce
happened between himself and Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now meanwhile, staying in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We have old birds versus new birds, involving angry birds.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's a lot of birds. So the Eagles are winning
and win.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
This weekend they lost to the Jets, but for the
most part they're having another jet setting season there in Philadelphia,
and they've been a bit bipolar because statistically the Eagles
matriculated the ball up and down the field. They're the
number two offense behind the Miami Dolphins in the league
in terms of yardage. So they've gone back and forth,
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but even the point total has not been where you'd
expect it to be. And Eagles old bird Donovan McNab
had a hot take and McNab, speaking on where Else
sports Radio, it's well, are all sports news is formed?
So McNabb popped up and blamed A. J. Brown's very
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public complaint for the offensive inconsistencies, if you will, the
wobbly nature of the Eagles offense. Now, speaking on on
the radio, McNabb implied that AJ Brown, by demanding the
ball in a very public fashion, getting into that sideline
shouting match, that that has caused consternation among the Eagle
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nation behind closed doors. Say what McNabb's hypothesis is that
DeVante Smith. DeVante Smith has been a forgotten man as
a result.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
So what do you make of Donovan McNabb essentially blaming
AJ Brown for the Eagles not being quite where they
should be on offense.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So McNabb is both triggered and truthful. Something he made
the story up. Now, there is a little bit of
PTSD here. If you're old enough to remember when McNabb
played in the NFL, he's lived the life, he's walked
in the footsteps that the current Philadelia your quarterback Jalen
Hurts is walking through and having hot flashes of a
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toxic too. Terrell Owens and that partnership back in the day.
And so from that perspective, McNabb's like, wait a minute,
I was the man in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I things were going pretty well and.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Too came in there and he left everything up and
the fans like Too and they didn't listen to me.
It's like McNabb at this point needs a Shetland pony.
He needs a miniature horse, a emotional support animal, because
he's flashing back to the emotions that he had when
he was the shining star and he had to deal
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with the malcontent diva wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And here we are.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's a different generation of Eagle football and the same
thing is happening now. Regardless of that, when you peel
back the onion, he's got a point, right, He's got
a point.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Since AJ Brown got into that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Verbal tussle which Jalen Hursts that was back week two
with the Vikings. Since that night, AJ Brown has gotten
forty six percent more of the targets than Devonte Smith.
So clearly whatever Brown said has resonated with the offensive
coaching staff. The message landed, the eagle has landed or
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in listen, guess really, the eagle has landed in the
head of Jalen Hurts. And the first couple of games,
AJ Brown was not being targeted at that high rate.
It was pretty even with DeVonta Smith there, it was
pretty even, but now it's a forty six percent gap
since that day. The Eagles are moving the ball at
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a rapid rate, but they are not seemingly scoring enough
when you look at the yardage total. They should be
averaging more points per game. Final five, staying with what
happened in the Eagles recent game, a law to the Jets,
Jets winning a nail bider there, and we're gonna pivot away.
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Our final thought is from the report card department because
the Eagles Jets game that Sunday evening matchup late late
television window, not the Sunday night game, but it did
Baffo Soco numbers. It was on Fox, so you better watch.
The Fox broadcast drew twenty six million viewers, which is
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a stunning total when you consider that Dallas Cowboys didn't play,
the Pittsburgh Steelers didn't play, the Green Bay Packers. The
teams that have national followings. Taylor Swift in Kansas City
did not play. You're talking about two teams that are
separated by one hundred miles and they had twenty six
million viewers. So do you fancy a thought on the
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Jets and the Eagles setting a season high for NFL viewership. Well,
the first thought is the power of the I nine corridor,
the New York Philadelphia area. How many people live there?
But this game to think that this had that many
people watching the game was a saggy burrito, and how
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many people want to sit there and stare at a
soggy burrito. It was sloppy. There were no real redeeming qualities.
It was not aesthetically pleasing. For example, Philadelphia had not one,
not two, not three four turnovers, including three interceptions from
Jalen Herds. The Jets only generated two hundred and forty
four yards of offense.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
They they're the headless Jets. They don't have a cockpit
on the plane because they don't have a quarterback. And
Zach Wilson.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You had Jake Elliott miss his only field goal attempt.
The Jets also were two of eleven on third downs.
Both teams were torn to bits because of injury. But
yet twenty six.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Million people watched.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And that was not even the broadcast that Kevin Burkhardt
and Greg Olsen did. They were doing the forty nine
Ers Browns. That was the game they were at the
supposed a team. It was Kevin Kugler and Mark Sanchez.
They're the ones that call the game. Which is another
reminder that if you're doing television, you should not be
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paying broadcasters to all that money because they're not bringing
eyeballs to the to the Teva.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
They're not. That is a blow to Tony Romo and
Troy Aikman.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Now, I will tell you in television, people that watch
TV love half hour gambling shows.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Those people should make more money.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The people that do half hour shows against inadamant objects,
those are the people that should get more money because
they definitely they bring a sense of calm and they
bring they bring a bunch of viewers.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
But the old quarterback nada.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You can put Mark Sanchez who was no good as
a quarterback, put him out there.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You can put I don't care, Greg Olsen.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know, no name brand guy there, and yet people
people will watch it is the Ben Malor show. You
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We'll do one. How about next.
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At ban Mallard time. Now for the Mallor riddle of
the day. And here is the Malor riddle today. Lakers
legend Michael Cooper, a man that was very.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Influential in Justin Cooper's life.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Michael Cooper of the Lakers is upset with Lebron James
over blank. Michael Cooper nineteen eighties Lakers legend from all
those years ago is upset with Lebron James over blank.
That is the Mallord riddle of the day the answer next.
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He is the man that plays all the funny sound
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most of the fight sound bites. He is from Iowa.
His name is Sam and he's at Iowa Sam ninety nine.
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Oh, this is the worst looking hat I have a
saw you at like this. I'll let you got a
free Pola soup.
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And he's got the Iowa Half Hour coming up here
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Iowa Minute, the greatest thirty five minutes in radio, the
Iowa min It will be coming up a little bit. Oh,
I forgot to send I had a story for Iowa Sam.
I don't know if he got you fine. I forgot
to send it, Iowa Sam. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Maybe I'll send it later. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
We began this hour ranting and raving about the commentary
involving the Eagles, Donovan McNabb calling out aj Brown. You
also have the Eagles, adding Julio Jones. But time now
for the Mallord Riddle of the day, and here it
is Lakers legend. Michael Cooper upset with Lebron James over blank.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
That is the Malory riddle of the day. Oh what
is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
We go to the Mallard militia and Alf the Alien
opinter says Michael Cooper upset over a dust up that
they had in farming Simulator twenty two. Donkey Sausage says,
wearing rock cowboy boots is the problem. Who else do
we have?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Bow guarding the smoke from courtesy flusher Callagan Tim in
Michigan says he's upset that Lebron has the same purse
as his wife. All right, what else do we have?
Page down?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Fercat says he's upset Lebron killed his prize pig and
farming simulator. Can Tiggs die on farming simulator? Can they
be murdered? Can there be other farmers, rogue farmers that
come over there and take down hogs? Probably, I've never
played the game. I don't know. We get to the
bottom of this.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Late night drug tester says he's upset because he hasn't
climbed Hawkeye Point. That's the highest point in Iowa. Is
that true, Iowa, Sam, Hawkeye Point is the highest point
in Iowa.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
It's four feet tall, I know, four feet.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Four feet yeah, above sea level.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Dad Gummett says, A long time listening, Ben, Dad Gummett,
give me the reward bag gum drop, he says, okay, sure,
why not?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't know what that even means.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
A main trucker, says Michael Cooper, mad at his nasty
alien feet. Lebron's nasty boy. Those are some ugly looking feet.
Not quite as ugly as Chris Paul's hands. If you've
ever seen the fingers on Chris Paul of the War,
not good, not good, Mallard prop guy says Michael Cooper, upset,
for not casting Justin Cooper in Space jam A New
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Legacy's upset Lebron for not casting Justin Cooper in Space
Jamming New Legacy Fake Bubble Championship from Sean in Portland.
Benito the Cowboy fan says Lebron's hairline. Voodoo says breaking
Benoit Benjamin's team record for miss games. All right, do
you have an answer to the Mallard riddle of today?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Edie?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, See's upset that Lebron is supporting Poppy in Us
the Chicken.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, that's not right and it's incorrect. The correct answer.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Michael Cooper upset that Lebron James during a recent Laker
exhibition game, he played in the first half, he changed
into his street clothes and then went out to the
Laker bench and ate dinner.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
He had a full meal while sitting on the Laker bench.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I saw the story. What was he eating? I saw
this story, but.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It looked like I'm not sure, it looked like Asian food,
to be like like a chicken dish or something. It
was in a in like a tupperware or a tupperware container.
I'm not sure exactly what he was eating, but that's hilarious.
Bron's going to be about eight hundred pounds when he retires.
He stops working out all the time. Right, if you're
if you you can't wait until after the game to eat,
or you can't you know, you know what I'm saying,
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Like he's.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
He's he's pig out there.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
My god, I respect it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's just viola.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You do not eat or drink wine on the bench.
It's a preseason game.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, But remember remember when Mark Sanchez was the Jets quarterback.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
He was eating like a hot dog on the bench
from a hot dog.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
He was starving. He was famished at.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
The Jets Raiders game.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
I remember that, and he was trying to be discreet
about it.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Ben is very anti eating on the job though. If
you guys listen.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
To him talk, well, the problem is Eddie come in
here and the trash can on Sunday night into Monday,
it's it smells like death right, the rotting flesh of
all the different animals, the fish, the chicken, the beef
that these people eat.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
God knows, there might be some some people.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Like Jeffrey Dahmer that work at our company. I don't
even know any, but there's the things that smell. My god,
is it not the worst. It's just the hallway gets
stuck in there because there's apparently no outside air and
it's the entire building.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It's like it's like a dump. Terrible.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Uh what last Sunday night
into Monday? Yeah, I mean if people are finishing their meals,
then there wouldn't be too much of a smell. But
apparently people are throwing like the bones of rotisserie chicken
in Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, like they're going to Costco getting the rotissar chicken's.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
Teeth and then they're you know, like a piranha and
then they throw it in the trash.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
But there's these shows like this.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Show is four hours. That's as long as a radio
show four hours, right. I know some of you guys
work longer than that.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But for the host perspective, I feel like this is
mostly the host because the company makes sure nobody else
that works here can afford to buy food. So I
think this is all people that just like are on
the air. I kid, because I care, but I mean,
these are people in the host studio. They're eating food
and you know, throwing it away and all that half eat.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, so us on the production, you would never waste that. No,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You would reach. You would suck the bones to get to.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Take the nutritious marrow, right exactly.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
But also just I mean we have there's tall trash
cans in the kitchen.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
That's where food remnants.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Should well we also but even that though, that was
smelling pretty bad too.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah that smell.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Yeah, but at least that's away from where we're you know, working.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
You don't smell it unless you go in there.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It was pretty bad. It was.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Anyway, Hey, can we let me do this Toush story?
Can I do a quick Toush story? All right? So,
Dak Prescott, I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I watched the e was in person against the Rams
and they executed the push, the tush push to perfection.
So then I watched the Cowboys play the Chargers and
they completely botched it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Like, how do you watch that? It seems like the
easiest play. You just shoved the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Anyway, Dak Prescott was asked about the failed tush push
on a fourth and one for Dallas.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
And his answer is one for the Ages. Take a listen.
They didn't push my enough.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
There you go that you know what that is? I
will say that's a drop. We need that as a drop.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I don't need the beginning where the question was asked.
They didn't push my tush enough. Push the tush A
you got a chief, yeah, system, And let.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Me add.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Here we go too, great Dak Prescott sound much. I
find myself randomly yelling here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go, here we go, one
of the single dumbest and yet greatest cadences of all time.
Right as you're about to snap, here we go, announcing
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to the defense, here we go, h soga. And I'd
also like to point out I will not be using
the term brotherly shove anymore. I am told the Philadelphia
Eagles have filed legal papers to trademark brotherly Shove.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
But I am I'm tush push till I die. I
ride with the tusha.
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Holloway, John Brad a fine Canadian.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
What was the boxing news? It seems to me but
after thirty seven years, Showtime will be exiting the boxing
business the end of this year.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Everyone HBO got out of it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, yeah, Lampley, our buddy Lampley was out of a job.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
There and Showtime is done with the boxing business as well.
It Showtime. I guess they won't be saying that anymore.
But yeah, if you were a boxing fan, I don't
know where are these things now? Are they on that zone,
the zone or whatever? Where are they showing these boxing
matches these days?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Well, I don't know where they are at.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I can't remember the last time I watched.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
A box website. They would not be on those.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Eddie, I do wouldn't know anything about that, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I don't either. I'm just saying they wouldn't be on those.
That would be wrong. I don't know. I don't know
where they are. I don't think is it how do
you dazzen? Or what is it? Yeah? I know, but
I've never watched.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
I don't know how you can find it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I've watched some fights on there, but I don't really
pay attention to what the name of the fight is,
you know, the company providing the fight. So I don't
know anyway, Thank you for that, Eddie. It is the
Ben Malors show. So who's out of work at showtime?
Who's the big showtime boxing guys?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
I just said, I haven't watched any of them.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
No, but the old days? Was it al Bernstein? Was
he a showtime guy? Remember the guy that plays piano
in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah? I know who he is. I know who he is,
good talker.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't ask him one question in to half an hour,
like like the Iowa minute.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Wasn't it like one of the one of the Alberts,
like al Albert or something like that, one of the Albert.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Brothers talking Alberts. Ye, not our friend Kenny.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
No, No, he's play the work doing hockey in football.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
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Speaker 4 (27:14):
It's another Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Is it too much or not enough enough?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Already? Hey, let's play the game right now.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We walk him in from let's see here any meaning
from the Commonwealth. We say hello to Chris in the Commonwealth.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Chris, welcome. You're gonna play too much or not enough?
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Chris?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Then I'm driving into work.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I can hear you loud. I hear you better than
I hear the Patriots offense. How about that? Ah my god?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, Let's let's play the game here. Hopefully you'll win,
because the Patriots never win anymore.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Too much enough, that's the only.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Game I've won.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
One, and but the other ones that can never win.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I gotch well, too much or not enough? Let's see
if you can win again here.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
The Philadelphia Phillies have a plus twenty eight run differential
at home this postseason.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is that too much or not enough? For the fighting pills?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay? Is that too much? No? Believe it or not,
it's not enough. They currently have a plus thirty one
run differential.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Only one team has ever finished with a postseason with
a thirty plus run differential at home. That's the That's
that's the Red Sox, the seven Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
All right. Here we go a question number two.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Earlier this week, Jordan Alvarez became only the fifth player
ever with two multi home run games in a single postseason.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Is that too much or not enough? Not enough? That's correct,
not enough. He became the sixth player to.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Joining Nick Castianos of the Phillies, who also did it
this year.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So you're one in one.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Question number three for Chris and the Commonwealth. With the
Iowa Minute warming up in the microwave, the greatest half
hour in.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Radio, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
The Texas Rangers have outscored their opponents by twenty two
runs in the playoffs. Only six teams have been better
through six games. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
This sees you right, that's right there, you go too much.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Only three times have outscored their opponents by more than
twenty two runs through six games. That is the nineteen
sixty Yankees, the seventy Orioles, and the twenty twenty Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You're doing very good.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
You're doing good, Chris. You got all listen, you get
this last one. Well, this could be the last question.
If you get it right, you'll win the game.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
And here we go. Jalen Hurts had his fifteenth game
with a pass and rushing t touchdown on Sunday. Is
that too much or not enough for the Eagles quarterback?
Too much? He says, too much, He seems confident. Let's
find out if Chris is right.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So congratulations, Chris, you win a guard attack you went.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
The answer is too much. It was the twelfth game.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Only Donovan McNabb and Randall Cuttingham have more for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Good by you be saying, all right, well, you'll be
on your way. You'll be on your way home from
work by the time the Iowa minute in.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So yes, all right, we'll have the greatest one. One
minute turned into half an hour.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That thank you, Chris. You to the Iowa Minute with
Iowa Sam. We'll get to that, We'll do it.
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Speaker 4 (31:40):
Hey got a minute?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Hey heaven, oh Iowa like you give a damn now,
presenting the most up to date happenings from Iowa's four
Division one teams, ladies and gentlemen, cowsandpinks.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
It's the Iowa Minute. Here's Iowa.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Oh fee five four fuh I smell another Iowa Minute.
We better speed this one up, right, Ben.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, no, no, no, not I no, No, we're getting
big numbers here with the guys playing the farming simulation game.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Big numbers.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
These last few IO minutes have been heftier in size
and a swine ready for market, and people are starting
to complain. People like Eddie who missed last week's Iowa Minute.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, he was upset.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I watched, I listened to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Eddie told me off the air it was it was
more upset about missing the Iowa Minute than missing the
Charger game.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, Eddie, that that actually makes me feel really good.
Listen Steve di Seger. He retired from radio after hearing
the last IO minute. Steve, we wish you well, Eddie,
welcome back. Let's check check in with the harvest. The
state got some much needed rain last week, which slowed
the corn and soybean harvests. Nonetheless, forty two percent of
the state's corn crop. Yes, much needed rain there, Eddie,
thank you, and seventy four percent of the soybean crop
(32:59):
have been harvested.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
How does that make you feel?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Ben? Well, what about the pork bellies? I need to
know about the pork bellyes. I need pork belly.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Wow, we'll get to that. We already had a little
bit of swine talk. We'll get to more swine talk
later with the Iowa Wisconsin game.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Big update by the way, Cowboy Drew says he's he
has prize winning pigs on the game and a dodge.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Ram, so he's doing very well in the game.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
All right, Yeah, wow, very good for him. Well, we
still have ways to go with the harvest. But let's
let's go onto college football here. Well, it did not
go well for the Northern Iowa Panthers and billing South
Dakota against the number one Jacks. It was a forty
one to six murder at Dana J. Dike House Stadium.
The Dike House, the dike House. It's the dick House.
I don't really it's I don't know, no, I mean,
(33:40):
I don't know how it's dyk House.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I don't know how to pronounce it. Someone some sweet
at ben.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Up next for the Prancers hosting number nine North Dakota.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
The phone is ringing the Prancers.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
I called him the Prancers because it got destroyed. Forty
one to six murder at the Dike House. Uh, they're
hosting number nine North Dakota. The missourike in it.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
You gotta put a dike in and put.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Your finger in the dike. The Missouri Valley Conference band.
It's a real meat grinder. Alright, we better press on here.
Running out of time? What happened to my music there?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It is running out of time?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
No, no, we have four minutes. That's uh, that's that's
one Iowa minute times four. Drake, Drake, it's an earth
Drake the bulldog slobbered all over Saint Thomas of Minnesota
fifty two to twenty one.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's not good. They spit loogies at him.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yes, Drake is three and O in the Pioneer League.
How about that band? Three and oh? All right, got
to turn the page there, okay, just checking to make
sure you're still listening.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Okay, thank you, Ben.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
No, no, I took a nap.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
The cyclones, Uh, the the cyclones they found.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Them by the cycloness nickname. That's offensive to me. Can
they change that?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I was saying, I would you rather.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Have the typhoons the monsoon? I want the redskins of
the Indian They should be the derachos.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
That's more fitting, right, I don't know the land hurricane
they found them themselves in Cincinnati last Saturday, and they.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Were moved across the country to Cincinnati.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
How'll that go? Zoom?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
There were no there were no Kelseys to be no
Kelsey's to be found. If I could land this joke
here grammar Jason Travis or otherwise, what that's Eddie Ferbitt?
And suddenly the surgeing. I would say, cyclones kicked around
the rag dolls. That are the new Big Told members
bear Cats thirty to ten. Oh and here's a touchdown
back from.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
The shotgun four receiver.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Look Carson as the running back off Septs right, third
done goal from the fourteen Rockall takes a.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Step they only rushed three. Yes, time he fires from.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
The end zone.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Lee catch on a cyclone touchdown for Benjamin Bramer.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Benjamin, Benjamin, my guy, Benjamin, that's your guy. And hey, Ben,
Iowa State is tied for second place in the Big twelve.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
How about that? They got a bye week next and
then they're at Baylor.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
All right, I have two Iowa hats. Does that make
me an honorary Iowan?
Speaker 6 (35:52):
They're an honorary captain?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, alright, I have two Hawkeye hats. I do not
have an Iowa state hat. I have two hawkeyeads, so.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
We gotta fix that for you, all right, Ben, a
little farming quiz for you.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Okay, pop quiz, hot shot. I love a pop quiz.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
My podcast pop corn Quiz right here, Okay, here we go.
What do you call a bowl with no testicles?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
What do you call it? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
What do you call a bull with no test Well,
some say it's called a steer. Others say that music
is really loud. Others say the Heartland Trophy.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Is what you'd call. Uh yeah, I buy a bowl
with my music. This is a disaster.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Yeah, professional Harland Trophy. That's what I were attained for
the second street year. The other Iowa minutes got ninety seconds.
Iowa beat Wisconsin. He's looking at the clock. He's looking
at the clock. We're gonna uh, We're gonna scratch the
the Iowa touchdown there, Iowa.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
They don't have many of those though, so they did.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Have one for eighty two yards, but they did win
fifteen to six. Iowa sits atop the sloppy feed trough.
It is the Big ten West up next hosting Minnesota
for the Floyd of Rosedale Game. And Ben, you love
you love rhythmic chanting. I do.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
All right, we'll get a load of this.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Here we go, Here we go. Oh, we hate Iowa.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Those are Minnesota Golden Gopher students, and they do indeed
hate Iowa, probably because the Gophers haven't beaten Iowa since
twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's a domination the Hawkeyes.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
And all rhythmic chanting on the Iowa minute is brought.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
To you by up to the Minute Grain Prices.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
All right, Ben, let's get to this quickly.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Here we go, poor, bring it home.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
This is this was as bad as the baby formula
shortage of from a few years ago. People in the
state of Iowa, and maybe in the Midwest in general,
they might be having a real problem finding one specific
brand of your favorite condiment ran Headen Valley Ranch to
be specific. Okay, accord, no shortage. Listen to Clorox. The
(38:03):
people that make those sanitizing wipes, they own Hidden Valley Ranch.
And they had a cyber attack.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Now, normally I'm against cyber attacks, but this is one
we can get behind here.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
No, I disagree. This is very bad.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
There was a cyber attack recently and it caused disruptions
with the production of Hidden Valley Ranch.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
There may be a shortage in the next couple of months.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Been oh, thank god, no ranch, you still have craft you.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
We're gonna make it through this.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You know what to do, Hackers, We're gonna make it
through this. This crisis really is that the Iowa Minute?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay,
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb berth three, our three ready to go.
It's not the granddaddy of them all, but Donovan McNabb,
the granddaddy of the modern era of.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Philadelphia Eagle football.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He got a bunch of ding bats to a Super
Bowl and then vomited all over the field. Well, McNabb
is back and he's yapping about AJ Brown.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We'll get to that this hour.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What do you make of Donovan McNabb blaming AJ Brown
for the Eagles offensive inconsistencies? Should the Eagle fans be
excited about Julio Jones down by the school yard as
he's been added to the roster?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Will be soon?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And do you fancy a thought on the Jets Eagles
game setting a NFL season high in viewership. Yeah, people stopped,
they looked, and they listened to the Jets and the Eagles.
What is that all about? We'll get to it all
right now here. It is our number three. All of
(00:59):
a sudden, a Philadelphia Eagle game is about to become
an old timers game.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
What well come?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
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have we'd like to learn all the phillis down the line.
I'll have a rain delay later this hour called the
Iowa Minute, So a little raind lay. Quite a surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It is not Lean and Me.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It is a heifer. The Iowa Minute is a heifer
all right. Anyway, our lead this hour comes from Philadelphia,
but not baseball fighting.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Phils have gone on quite.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The streak there as their poetry in motion as they're
up to oh over the lowly Diamondbacks making swift work
of Arizona.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But this is about football? Why why not the Birds?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
This weekend I'm getting ready for the TV shows to
do some handicapping as we get ready for that show
and a marquee matchup in Week seven. The matchup this
weekend involves Philadelphia and Miami, and in the lead up
to that game, they made Philadelphia made a name brand
(02:56):
roster move you haven't heard yet. We were told that
the Eagles have signed Julio Jones.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Keeping up with the Joneses. Now.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I thought Julio Jones was a condemned property based on
his recent performance, but here he is back in the
NFL one year contract. He's got all the accolades, Julio
Jones Hall of Fame resume, one of the great receivers
of his generation or one of the top receiver statistically
in the history of the NFL. Seven Pro Bowls, all
pro teams all that. It's a roster move that has
(03:32):
been given universal praise from the NFL community. In fact,
I haven't seen anyone who has stature say anything negative
about this move, like no one's done that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So apparently this is a wonderful move. But let us
discuss the question under the cover of darkness.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Should Eagle fans be excited not as excited as that
Charger fan, but should the Eagle fan be excited about
Julio Jones pending a dish. So I am shaking my head. No,
it's going back and forth right now. You can't see,
(04:14):
but it's going back and forth, and I get dizzy
if I keep doing this.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The answer is no.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I've got elevator operator, Shetland pony, and soggy burrito,
three things that have never been combined together in any
form of audio content. But we will rummage through the
elevator operator, the Shetland pony, and the soggy burrito.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So, first of all, Julio Jones.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
He's got the name, but on this side of the
microphone he doesn't have the game, not anymore. And the
flowers that he has gotten are great. All right, It's wonderful.
It's also as effective as trying to plow the ocean. Okay,
the idea that Julio Jones is all of a sudden
(05:00):
be great. I heard the same thing when he left
Atlanta and went to Tennessee. I then heard it when
he joined Tom Brady. There's a lesson we try to
remind you from time to time. Do not let a
falling star fall on you.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Don't do it. There's a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Who are stuck in the good old Day's bubble and
they block out the rest.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They push it back, push it back, push it back.
Julio Jones, I'm sure he's a fine, fine person. I
don't know him. I'm assuming you don't know either. But
this is about football.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Julio Jones is thirty four years old and has not
had even an eight hundred yard season since twenty nineteen,
So forget the other years. Since then, they nothing has worked,
and he has bounced around, bounced around the transfer portal,
going to the Tennessee Football team, the Tampa Bay Football team,
and now he's in the.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Philadelphia Football team's locker room.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Julio Jones at this point, adding him to your team
is like he's like an Elvader operator for your team.
He's elevator music. He's background noise. Unless you can get
Julio Jones to go in the way back machine and
set the year to twenty eighteen, because that's the last
(06:14):
time he was a dominant player. Ever since then, things
have quieted down. But unless you can do that, forget
about it. That the Falcons made the right move. At
the time, people are like, what's going on? Why are
they shuffling the cards? They should have kept this guy.
He's a legend. You don't get rid of legends. They're
gonna regret that. Oh man, Well, it turns out they
made the right move because ever since he took off
(06:36):
the Falcon uniform, Julio has been down. Not by the schoolyard,
he's been down in the dumps ever since that divorce
happened between himself and Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now meanwhile, staying in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We have old birds versus new birds, involving angry birds.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's a lot of birds. So the Eagles are winning
and win.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
This weekend they lost to the Jets, but for the
most part they're having another jet setting season there in Philadelphia,
and they've been a bit bipolar because statistically the Eagles
matriculated the ball up and down the field. They're the
number two offense behind the Miami Dolphins in the league
in terms of yardage. So they've gone back and forth,
(07:23):
but even the point total has not been where you'd
expect it to be. And Eagles old bird Donovan McNab
had a hot take and McNab, speaking on where Else
sports Radio, it's well, are all sports news is formed?
So McNabb popped up and blamed A. J. Brown's very
(07:49):
public complaint for the offensive inconsistencies, if you will, the
wobbly nature of the Eagles offense. Now, speaking on on
the radio, McNabb implied that AJ Brown, by demanding the
ball in a very public fashion, getting into that sideline
shouting match, that that has caused consternation among the Eagle
(08:14):
nation behind closed doors. Say what McNabb's hypothesis is that
DeVante Smith. DeVante Smith has been a forgotten man as
a result.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
So what do you make of Donovan McNabb essentially blaming
AJ Brown for the Eagles not being quite where they
should be on offense.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So McNabb is both triggered and truthful. Something he made
the story up. Now, there is a little bit of
PTSD here. If you're old enough to remember when McNabb
played in the NFL, he's lived the life, he's walked
in the footsteps that the current Philadelia your quarterback Jalen
Hurts is walking through and having hot flashes of a
(09:07):
toxic too. Terrell Owens and that partnership back in the day.
And so from that perspective, McNabb's like, wait a minute,
I was the man in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I things were going pretty well and.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Too came in there and he left everything up and
the fans like Too and they didn't listen to me.
It's like McNabb at this point needs a Shetland pony.
He needs a miniature horse, a emotional support animal, because
he's flashing back to the emotions that he had when
he was the shining star and he had to deal
(09:39):
with the malcontent diva wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And here we are.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's a different generation of Eagle football and the same
thing is happening now. Regardless of that, when you peel
back the onion, he's got a point, right, He's got
a point.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Since AJ Brown got into that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Verbal tussle which Jalen Hursts that was back week two
with the Vikings. Since that night, AJ Brown has gotten
forty six percent more of the targets than Devonte Smith.
So clearly whatever Brown said has resonated with the offensive
coaching staff. The message landed, the eagle has landed or
(10:21):
in listen, guess really, the eagle has landed in the
head of Jalen Hurts. And the first couple of games,
AJ Brown was not being targeted at that high rate.
It was pretty even with DeVonta Smith there, it was
pretty even, but now it's a forty six percent gap
since that day. The Eagles are moving the ball at
(10:42):
a rapid rate, but they are not seemingly scoring enough
when you look at the yardage total. They should be
averaging more points per game. Final five, staying with what
happened in the Eagles recent game, a law to the Jets,
Jets winning a nail bider there, and we're gonna pivot away.
(11:04):
Our final thought is from the report card department because
the Eagles Jets game that Sunday evening matchup late late
television window, not the Sunday night game, but it did
Baffo Soco numbers. It was on Fox, so you better watch.
The Fox broadcast drew twenty six million viewers, which is
(11:27):
a stunning total when you consider that Dallas Cowboys didn't play,
the Pittsburgh Steelers didn't play, the Green Bay Packers. The
teams that have national followings. Taylor Swift in Kansas City
did not play. You're talking about two teams that are
separated by one hundred miles and they had twenty six
million viewers. So do you fancy a thought on the
(11:50):
Jets and the Eagles setting a season high for NFL viewership. Well,
the first thought is the power of the I nine corridor,
the New York Philadelphia area. How many people live there?
But this game to think that this had that many
people watching the game was a saggy burrito, and how
(12:12):
many people want to sit there and stare at a
soggy burrito. It was sloppy. There were no real redeeming qualities.
It was not aesthetically pleasing. For example, Philadelphia had not one,
not two, not three four turnovers, including three interceptions from
Jalen Herds. The Jets only generated two hundred and forty
four yards of offense.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
They they're the headless Jets. They don't have a cockpit
on the plane because they don't have a quarterback. And
Zach Wilson.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You had Jake Elliott miss his only field goal attempt.
The Jets also were two of eleven on third downs.
Both teams were torn to bits because of injury. But
yet twenty six.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Million people watched.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And that was not even the broadcast that Kevin Burkhardt
and Greg Olsen did. They were doing the forty nine
Ers Browns. That was the game they were at the
supposed a team. It was Kevin Kugler and Mark Sanchez.
They're the ones that call the game. Which is another
reminder that if you're doing television, you should not be
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paying broadcasters to all that money because they're not bringing
eyeballs to the to the Teva.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
They're not. That is a blow to Tony Romo and
Troy Aikman.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Now, I will tell you in television, people that watch
TV love half hour gambling shows.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Those people should make more money.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
The people that do half hour shows against inadamant objects,
those are the people that should get more money because
they definitely they bring a sense of calm and they
bring they bring a bunch of viewers.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
But the old quarterback nada.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You can put Mark Sanchez who was no good as
a quarterback, put him out there.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You can put I don't care, Greg Olsen.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know, no name brand guy there, and yet people
people will watch it is the Ben Malor show. You
don't have to watch this show. You just have to
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We'll do one. How about next.
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At ban Mallard time. Now for the Mallor riddle of
the day. And here is the Malor riddle today. Lakers
legend Michael Cooper, a man that was very.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Influential in Justin Cooper's life.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Michael Cooper of the Lakers is upset with Lebron James
over blank. Michael Cooper nineteen eighties Lakers legend from all
those years ago is upset with Lebron James over blank.
That is the Mallord riddle of the day the answer next.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
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He is the man that plays all the funny sound
bites and all the music on the Ben malo Show,
most of the fight sound bites. He is from Iowa.
His name is Sam and he's at Iowa Sam ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh, this is the worst looking hat I have a
saw you at like this. I'll let you got a
free Pola soup.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
And he's got the Iowa Half Hour coming up here
in just a little bit at al I from the
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Speaker 2 (16:28):
Iowa Minute, the greatest thirty five minutes in radio, the
Iowa min It will be coming up a little bit. Oh,
I forgot to send I had a story for Iowa Sam.
I don't know if he got you fine. I forgot
to send it, Iowa Sam. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Maybe I'll send it later. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
We began this hour ranting and raving about the commentary
involving the Eagles, Donovan McNabb calling out aj Brown. You
also have the Eagles, adding Julio Jones. But time now
for the Mallord Riddle of the day, and here it
is Lakers legend. Michael Cooper upset with Lebron James over blank.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
That is the Malory riddle of the day. Oh what
is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
We go to the Mallard militia and Alf the Alien
opinter says Michael Cooper upset over a dust up that
they had in farming Simulator twenty two. Donkey Sausage says,
wearing rock cowboy boots is the problem. Who else do
we have?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Bow guarding the smoke from courtesy flusher Callagan Tim in
Michigan says he's upset that Lebron has the same purse
as his wife. All right, what else do we have?
Page down?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Fercat says he's upset Lebron killed his prize pig and
farming simulator. Can Tiggs die on farming simulator? Can they
be murdered? Can there be other farmers, rogue farmers that
come over there and take down hogs? Probably, I've never
played the game. I don't know. We get to the
bottom of this.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Late night drug tester says he's upset because he hasn't
climbed Hawkeye Point. That's the highest point in Iowa. Is
that true, Iowa, Sam, Hawkeye Point is the highest point
in Iowa.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
It's four feet tall, I know, four feet.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Four feet yeah, above sea level.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Dad Gummett says, A long time listening, Ben, Dad Gummett,
give me the reward bag gum drop, he says, okay, sure,
why not?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't know what that even means.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
A main trucker, says Michael Cooper, mad at his nasty
alien feet. Lebron's nasty boy. Those are some ugly looking feet.
Not quite as ugly as Chris Paul's hands. If you've
ever seen the fingers on Chris Paul of the War,
not good, not good, Mallard prop guy says Michael Cooper, upset,
for not casting Justin Cooper in Space jam A New
(19:10):
Legacy's upset Lebron for not casting Justin Cooper in Space
Jamming New Legacy Fake Bubble Championship from Sean in Portland.
Benito the Cowboy fan says Lebron's hairline. Voodoo says breaking
Benoit Benjamin's team record for miss games. All right, do
you have an answer to the Mallard riddle of today?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Edie?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, See's upset that Lebron is supporting Poppy in Us
the Chicken.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, that's not right and it's incorrect. The correct answer.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Michael Cooper upset that Lebron James during a recent Laker
exhibition game, he played in the first half, he changed
into his street clothes and then went out to the
Laker bench and ate dinner.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
He had a full meal while sitting on the Laker bench.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I saw the story. What was he eating? I saw
this story, but.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It looked like I'm not sure, it looked like Asian food,
to be like like a chicken dish or something. It
was in a in like a tupperware or a tupperware container.
I'm not sure exactly what he was eating, but that's hilarious.
Bron's going to be about eight hundred pounds when he retires.
He stops working out all the time. Right, if you're
if you you can't wait until after the game to eat,
or you can't you know, you know what I'm saying,
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Like he's.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
He's he's pig out there.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
My god, I respect it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's just viola.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
You do not eat or drink wine on the bench.
It's a preseason game.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, But remember remember when Mark Sanchez was the Jets quarterback.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
He was eating like a hot dog on the bench
from a hot dog.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
He was starving. He was famished at.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
The Jets Raiders game.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
I remember that, and he was trying to be discreet
about it.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Ben is very anti eating on the job though. If
you guys listen.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
To him talk, well, the problem is Eddie come in
here and the trash can on Sunday night into Monday,
it's it smells like death right, the rotting flesh of
all the different animals, the fish, the chicken, the beef
that these people eat.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
God knows, there might be some some people.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Like Jeffrey Dahmer that work at our company. I don't
even know any, but there's the things that smell. My god,
is it not the worst. It's just the hallway gets
stuck in there because there's apparently no outside air and
it's the entire building.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
It's like it's like a dump. Terrible.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Uh what last Sunday night
into Monday? Yeah, I mean if people are finishing their meals,
then there wouldn't be too much of a smell. But
apparently people are throwing like the bones of rotisserie chicken
in Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, like they're going to Costco getting the rotissar chicken's.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
Teeth and then they're you know, like a piranha and
then they throw it in the trash.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
But there's these shows like this.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Show is four hours. That's as long as a radio
show four hours, right. I know some of you guys
work longer than that.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I get that.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But for the host perspective, I feel like this is
mostly the host because the company makes sure nobody else
that works here can afford to buy food. So I
think this is all people that just like are on
the air. I kid, because I care, but I mean,
these are people in the host studio. They're eating food
and you know, throwing it away and all that half eat.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, so us on the production, you would never waste that. No,
it's not.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You would reach. You would suck the bones to get to.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Take the nutritious marrow, right exactly.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
But also just I mean we have there's tall trash
cans in the kitchen.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
That's where food remnants.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Should well we also but even that though, that was
smelling pretty bad too.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah that smell.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Yeah, but at least that's away from where we're you know, working.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
You don't smell it unless you go in there.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It was pretty bad. It was.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Anyway, Hey, can we let me do this Toush story?
Can I do a quick Toush story? All right? So,
Dak Prescott, I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I watched the e was in person against the Rams
and they executed the push, the tush push to perfection.
So then I watched the Cowboys play the Chargers and
they completely botched it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Like, how do you watch that? It seems like the
easiest play. You just shoved the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Anyway, Dak Prescott was asked about the failed tush push
on a fourth and one for Dallas.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
And his answer is one for the Ages. Take a listen.
They didn't push my enough.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
There you go that you know what that is? I
will say that's a drop. We need that as a drop.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They didn't.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I don't need the beginning where the question was asked.
They didn't push my tush enough. Push the tush A
you got a chief, yeah, system, And let.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Me add.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Here we go too, great Dak Prescott sound much. I
find myself randomly yelling here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go, here we go, one
of the single dumbest and yet greatest cadences of all time.
Right as you're about to snap, here we go, announcing
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to the defense, here we go, h soga. And I'd
also like to point out I will not be using
the term brotherly shove anymore. I am told the Philadelphia
Eagles have filed legal papers to trademark brotherly Shove.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
But I am I'm tush push till I die. I
ride with the tusha.
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Speaker 1 (24:38):
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Speaker 8 (24:39):
And you may know me for the world of football
or fighting, or even shows like HBO's Ballers.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
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Speaker 5 (24:58):
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Speaker 9 (25:09):
This.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I'm sure Cowboy and Windsor will be having this.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Holloway, John Brad a fine Canadian.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
What was the boxing news? It seems to me but
after thirty seven years, Showtime will be exiting the boxing
business the end of this year.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Everyone HBO got out of it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, yeah, Lampley, our buddy Lampley was out of a job.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
There and Showtime is done with the boxing business as well.
It Showtime. I guess they won't be saying that anymore.
But yeah, if you were a boxing fan, I don't
know where are these things now? Are they on that zone,
the zone or whatever? Where are they showing these boxing
matches these days?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Well, I don't know where they are at.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I can't remember the last time I watched.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
A box website. They would not be on those.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Eddie, I do wouldn't know anything about that, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I don't either. I'm just saying they wouldn't be on those.
That would be wrong. I don't know. I don't know
where they are. I don't think is it how do
you dazzen? Or what is it? Yeah? I know, but
I've never watched.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
I don't know how you can find it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I've watched some fights on there, but I don't really
pay attention to what the name of the fight is,
you know, the company providing the fight. So I don't
know anyway, Thank you for that, Eddie. It is the
Ben Malors show. So who's out of work at showtime?
Who's the big showtime boxing guys?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
I just said, I haven't watched any of them.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
No, but the old days? Was it al Bernstein? Was
he a showtime guy? Remember the guy that plays piano
in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah? I know who he is. I know who he is,
good talker.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't ask him one question in to half an hour,
like like the Iowa minute.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Wasn't it like one of the one of the Alberts,
like al Albert or something like that, one of the Albert.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Brothers talking Alberts. Ye, not our friend Kenny.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
No, No, he's play the work doing hockey in football.
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Speaker 4 (27:14):
It's another Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Is it too much or not enough enough?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Already? Hey, let's play the game right now.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We walk him in from let's see here any meaning
from the Commonwealth. We say hello to Chris in the Commonwealth.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Chris, welcome. You're gonna play too much or not enough?
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Chris?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Then I'm driving into work.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I can hear you loud. I hear you better than
I hear the Patriots offense. How about that? Ah my god?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, Let's let's play the game here. Hopefully you'll win,
because the Patriots never win anymore.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Too much enough, that's the only.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Game I've won.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
One, and but the other ones that can never win.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I gotch well, too much or not enough? Let's see
if you can win again here.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
The Philadelphia Phillies have a plus twenty eight run differential
at home this postseason.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is that too much or not enough? For the fighting pills?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay? Is that too much? No? Believe it or not,
it's not enough. They currently have a plus thirty one
run differential.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Only one team has ever finished with a postseason with
a thirty plus run differential at home. That's the That's
that's the Red Sox, the seven Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
All right. Here we go a question number two.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Earlier this week, Jordan Alvarez became only the fifth player
ever with two multi home run games in a single postseason.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Is that too much or not enough? Not enough? That's correct,
not enough. He became the sixth player to.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Joining Nick Castianos of the Phillies, who also did it
this year.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So you're one in one.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Question number three for Chris and the Commonwealth. With the
Iowa Minute warming up in the microwave, the greatest half
hour in.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Radio, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
The Texas Rangers have outscored their opponents by twenty two
runs in the playoffs. Only six teams have been better
through six games. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
This sees you right, that's right there, you go too much.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Only three times have outscored their opponents by more than
twenty two runs through six games. That is the nineteen
sixty Yankees, the seventy Orioles, and the twenty twenty Atlanta Braves.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You're doing very good.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
You're doing good, Chris. You got all listen, you get
this last one. Well, this could be the last question.
If you get it right, you'll win the game.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
And here we go. Jalen Hurts had his fifteenth game
with a pass and rushing t touchdown on Sunday. Is
that too much or not enough for the Eagles quarterback?
Too much? He says, too much, He seems confident. Let's
find out if Chris is right.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So congratulations, Chris, you win a guard attack you went.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
The answer is too much. It was the twelfth game.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Only Donovan McNabb and Randall Cuttingham have more for the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Good by you be saying, all right, well, you'll be
on your way. You'll be on your way home from
work by the time the Iowa minute in.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
So yes, all right, we'll have the greatest one. One
minute turned into half an hour.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That thank you, Chris. You to the Iowa Minute with
Iowa Sam. We'll get to that, We'll do it.
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Speaker 4 (31:40):
Hey got a minute?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Hey heaven, oh Iowa like you give a damn now,
presenting the most up to date happenings from Iowa's four
Division one teams, ladies and gentlemen, cowsandpinks.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
It's the Iowa Minute. Here's Iowa.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Oh fee five four fuh I smell another Iowa Minute.
We better speed this one up, right, Ben.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
No, no, no, no, not I no, No, we're getting
big numbers here with the guys playing the farming simulation game.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Big numbers.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
These last few IO minutes have been heftier in size
and a swine ready for market, and people are starting
to complain. People like Eddie who missed last week's Iowa Minute.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah, he was upset.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I watched, I listened to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Eddie told me off the air it was it was
more upset about missing the Iowa Minute than missing the
Charger game.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, Eddie, that that actually makes me feel really good.
Listen Steve di Seger. He retired from radio after hearing
the last IO minute. Steve, we wish you well, Eddie,
welcome back. Let's check check in with the harvest. The
state got some much needed rain last week, which slowed
the corn and soybean harvests. Nonetheless, forty two percent of
the state's corn crop. Yes, much needed rain there, Eddie,
thank you, and seventy four percent of the soybean crop
(32:59):
have been harvested.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
How does that make you feel?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Ben? Well, what about the pork bellies? I need to
know about the pork bellyes. I need pork belly.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Wow, we'll get to that. We already had a little
bit of swine talk. We'll get to more swine talk
later with the Iowa Wisconsin game.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Big update by the way, Cowboy Drew says he's he
has prize winning pigs on the game and a dodge.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Ram, so he's doing very well in the game.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
All right, Yeah, wow, very good for him. Well, we
still have ways to go with the harvest. But let's
let's go onto college football here. Well, it did not
go well for the Northern Iowa Panthers and billing South
Dakota against the number one Jacks. It was a forty
one to six murder at Dana J. Dike House Stadium.
The Dike House, the dike House. It's the dick House.
I don't really it's I don't know, no, I mean,
(33:40):
I don't know how it's dyk House.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I don't know how to pronounce it. Someone some sweet
at ben.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Up next for the Prancers hosting number nine North Dakota.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
The phone is ringing the Prancers.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
I called him the Prancers because it got destroyed. Forty
one to six murder at the Dike House. Uh, they're
hosting number nine North Dakota. The missourike in it.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
You gotta put a dike in and put.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Your finger in the dike. The Missouri Valley Conference band.
It's a real meat grinder. Alright, we better press on here.
Running out of time? What happened to my music there?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It is running out of time?
Speaker 7 (34:18):
No, no, we have four minutes. That's uh, that's that's
one Iowa minute times four. Drake, Drake, it's an earth
Drake the bulldog slobbered all over Saint Thomas of Minnesota
fifty two to twenty one.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's not good. They spit loogies at him.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yes, Drake is three and O in the Pioneer League.
How about that band? Three and oh? All right, got
to turn the page there, okay, just checking to make
sure you're still listening.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Okay, thank you, Ben.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
No, no, I took a nap.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
The cyclones, Uh, the the cyclones they found.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Them by the cycloness nickname. That's offensive to me. Can
they change that?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
I was saying, I would you rather.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Have the typhoons the monsoon? I want the redskins of
the Indian They should be the derachos.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
That's more fitting, right, I don't know the land hurricane
they found them themselves in Cincinnati last Saturday, and they.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Were moved across the country to Cincinnati.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
How'll that go? Zoom?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
There were no there were no Kelseys to be no
Kelsey's to be found. If I could land this joke
here grammar Jason Travis or otherwise, what that's Eddie Ferbitt?
And suddenly the surgeing. I would say, cyclones kicked around
the rag dolls. That are the new Big Told members
bear Cats thirty to ten. Oh and here's a touchdown
back from.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
The shotgun four receiver.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Look Carson as the running back off Septs right, third
done goal from the fourteen Rockall takes a.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Step they only rushed three. Yes, time he fires from.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
The end zone.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Lee catch on a cyclone touchdown for Benjamin Bramer.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Benjamin, Benjamin, my guy, Benjamin, that's your guy. And hey, Ben,
Iowa State is tied for second place in the Big twelve.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
How about that? They got a bye week next and
then they're at Baylor.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
All right, I have two Iowa hats. Does that make
me an honorary Iowan?
Speaker 6 (35:52):
They're an honorary captain?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, alright, I have two Hawkeye hats. I do not
have an Iowa state hat. I have two hawkeyeads, so.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
We gotta fix that for you, all right, Ben, a
little farming quiz for you.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Okay, pop quiz, hot shot. I love a pop quiz.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
My podcast pop corn Quiz right here, Okay, here we go.
What do you call a bowl with no testicles?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
What do you call it? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
What do you call a bull with no test Well,
some say it's called a steer. Others say that music
is really loud. Others say the Heartland Trophy.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Is what you'd call. Uh yeah, I buy a bowl
with my music. This is a disaster.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Yeah, professional Harland Trophy. That's what I were attained for
the second street year. The other Iowa minutes got ninety seconds.
Iowa beat Wisconsin. He's looking at the clock. He's looking
at the clock. We're gonna uh, We're gonna scratch the
the Iowa touchdown there, Iowa.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
They don't have many of those though, so they did.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Have one for eighty two yards, but they did win
fifteen to six. Iowa sits atop the sloppy feed trough.
It is the Big ten West up next hosting Minnesota
for the Floyd of Rosedale Game. And Ben, you love
you love rhythmic chanting. I do.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
All right, we'll get a load of this.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Here we go, Here we go. Oh, we hate Iowa.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Those are Minnesota Golden Gopher students, and they do indeed
hate Iowa, probably because the Gophers haven't beaten Iowa since
twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's a domination the Hawkeyes.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
And all rhythmic chanting on the Iowa minute is brought.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
To you by up to the Minute Grain Prices.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
All right, Ben, let's get to this quickly.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Here we go, poor, bring it home.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
This is this was as bad as the baby formula
shortage of from a few years ago. People in the
state of Iowa, and maybe in the Midwest in general,
they might be having a real problem finding one specific
brand of your favorite condiment ran Headen Valley Ranch to
be specific. Okay, accord, no shortage. Listen to Clorox. The
(38:03):
people that make those sanitizing wipes, they own Hidden Valley Ranch.
And they had a cyber attack.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Now, normally I'm against cyber attacks, but this is one
we can get behind here.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
No, I disagree. This is very bad.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
There was a cyber attack recently and it caused disruptions
with the production of Hidden Valley Ranch.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
There may be a shortage in the next couple of months.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Been oh, thank god, no ranch, you still have craft you.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
We're gonna make it through this.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You know what to do, Hackers, We're gonna make it
through this. This crisis really is that the Iowa Minute?
Speaker 6 (38:37):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay,
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