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May 19, 2025 • 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about Pete Carroll saying that Tom Brady's presence is strong within the Raiders organization, Curt Menefee saying the Cowboys are the only team fans still hate-watch, Insta-Advice Line, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding Dong.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, Hour three and a reminder if
you missed any of the Fifth Hour podcast over the weekend,
new episodes of the pod available for you. You can
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(00:22):
and Danny g Fresh pod only shows over the weekend.
Here in Hour number three, Pete Carroll says Tom Brady's
presence is strong in the Raiders organization.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
How do you interpret the meaning of this?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
There's been conflicting reports about how much of a role
Tom Brady has.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Also.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Fox broadcaster Kirk Menafie recently said the Cowboys are the
only team fans still hate. Watch any insight that you'd
like to add to that? And RG three and Kurt
Warner going at it. Whose side are you on on
the great debate over Caleb Williams and his film study.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
We'll go there as well.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Right now here, it is is our number three, A
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Speaker 3 (02:12):
So we'll change it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
This hour story that's been percolating over the last couple
of days out of Viva Las Vegas. I know, Viva
Las Vegas and Vegas. Vicky very very happy about this.
So the life and times of Tom Brady, who's done
a terrible job so far as an executive for the Raiders,
and people aren't pointing this out. I don't know why.
Is it Brady bias? So we've been pointing it out.

(02:36):
But we're just a voice on the night. We're not
part of the mainstream. We do the Overnight show. So
there's some new developments here that popped up that have
come to my attention. So I want to talk about
these things and involves if you maybe didn't see it,
the life in times of Tom Brady. Pete Carroll coach.
Pete Carroll says that while he has only seen Tom
Brady in the flesh in the Raider facility just one

(02:59):
time since he took over as coach this offseason, he
says that Brady does actively speak with him over the
phone on a regular basis. Carol said recently on their
phone buddies, that's the way he described it. He said,
it's been a blast. Pete Carroll always optimistic and excited
and all that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
So let us discuss the question.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Pete Carroll says, Tom Brady's presence is strong in the
Raider organize a sean. So how do you interpret the
meaning of this? You say, this is benign and all that.
That's why I've got Watergate, bowling for dollars and keyfob
and we will combine all of these things together and
we're gonna make the sales event of the summer is

(03:43):
what we're gonna make. So, first of all, for those
who who cares about this? Of course, Pekroo said, there's
something here. Okay, there's meat on the bone, and your
little brain can't figure this out, but we figured it out.
There's meat on the bone.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
So this is confirmation.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's confirmation that Tom Brady has been starring as a
wooden puppet of a Lasco. Let's go back on the
Hot Top time machine to a previous episode of the show.
A Brady made headlines when he got very defensive when
he was asked about the Raiders not drafting Schadur Sanders.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You remember what Brady said.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
He said, well, I'm the minority owner of the Raiders,
but I'm not involved. I have minimal impact on the
day to day operational Raiders. That's what he said. So
he know what's going on here with Shadur Sanders and
all that. So hey, Tom, your nose is growing, Pinocchio,
your noses growing. So Pete Carroll what he did here,

(04:42):
It seemed rather harmless, but he spilled the tea. Pete
spilled the tea. And Tom Brady is elbow deep in
the Silver and Black franchise in his fingerprints are all
over this. He hired his old Michigan buddy John Spytech
to be the figurehead GM. Tom Brady is the puppet master,

(05:05):
he absolutely is, and yet Tom wants the best of
both worlds. He wants to run the Raiders, and Mark
Davis he's just eating his PF changs. He doesn't give
a crap. But you look at Tom Bradys. Tom Brady
wants to run the team, but he would also like
to have the perception that he is not meddling in
the day to day affairs of the organization, example drafting

(05:30):
Chaudeur Sanders or not drafting Schauduur Sanders, giving Tom Brady
a Watergate like level of plausible deniability. That term came
out of the Watergate scandal, a plausible deniability. But Tom
Brady has his finger in the Raider pie. He absolutely does.

(05:50):
Yet he can shrug his shoulders when asked about it
and deny any awareness and shift the blame to somebody else.
And then Pete Carroll he set the record straight. So
the way I look at this, based on a minutes
long deliberation, Tom Brady is the absentee GM by iPhone,
He's the iPhone GM by proxy for the Raiders, and

(06:15):
yet he wants you to think.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
And there's some dumb people that will believe anything they're
at told.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
They're called morons that Brady no, no, no, he's not,
he's not involved in this. But when Mark Davis, the owner,
was like, oh yeah, we're gonna lean on Tom Brady,
and now Pete Carroll's, oh yeah, we're phone buddies, we
talk all the time. But Brady's like, oh no, I
I mean I'm not day to day no all right. Now, Secondly,
we pivot now to Jerry's world. We go to that

(06:43):
is where Fox's Kurt Menefee recently said that the Cowboys
are the only team, the only one that fans still.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hate watch in sports.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
That's that's his line, Kurt Menafee saying that the Dallas
Cowboys are the only team left in North American sport
that people hate watch. Do you have any insights you'd
like to add, any insights you'd like to add to that?
So I have a couple. Now, I do believe the
Cowboys are in a class by themselves when it comes
to this.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
They're not the only one. Like there's a.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Lot of people that felt really good, really good when
the Lakers lost, Like that was a really good day.
That was a great day when the Wolves beat them
and stomped them. The Cowboys, though, are just a different
breed because the amount of attention they get, massive fan base,
they dominate the TV ratings, and the last time they

(07:43):
had historical success was the Middle Ages, before social media,
before smartphones. The last time the Cowboys were good the
size of a phone. Well, yeah, I guess you had
flip phones last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl,
but it's been been a minute yet. The media coverage
is the same because you get reaction, and all of

(08:04):
the media is about getting a reaction. And you mentioned
the Dallas Cowboys, and people get they get their their
dander up, and so it fuels both love and resentment.
So we totally get that. And the Cowboys have the
ability without Actually the idea is that you win. If
you win, the fans will come and they will support you,

(08:24):
and everyone's a front runner, and the Cowboys are the
exception to the rule because they haven't won in a generation.
There are there are dudes and dudets who are in
their thirties that never experienced the Cowboys winning because they
were too little when the Cowboys won, right, they were Okay,
they don't know what's going on. They had their blinky

(08:44):
the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl. So
it's despite that the ratings are great. They often reside
in a little community called Suckville, and it's a big community,
but it's you know, it doesn't get talked about. The
underperform based on perception and all that. And they have
the very pompous fan based the Cowboys. We know, very

(09:06):
loud and proud the Cowboy fan. And you got Jerry,
good old Jerry Jones, as many have pointed out, the
pt bartom of the sports world. It's bowling for dollars.
It's bowling for dollars. It's like the great Pete Weber
bowling legend said, love him or hate him, you watched

(09:28):
and that's all people care about. That's all the people
in that world care about. And showing the impact. I
think it's a fair fair point the captivating presence, and
this is mostly Jerry Jones brings. There's not a lot
of aura around Dak Prescott, right, I mean, Dak the
stat bandito there in Dallas, and you have the timeless

(09:50):
components that lead to hate watch with the Cowboys, where
you tune in hoping the Cowboys will lose, because that's
that's a good feeling. Now, this silver medal, I'd say,
in the NFL, at this moment, we do the show
today is Cansas City that they are not barred too,
which is a badge of honor if you're a Chief fan.

(10:15):
That is a good thing because in this moment of time,
there are a lot of people very happy the Chiefs
lost to Philadelphia in the Super Bowl because they've got
that I don't know what the word I'm looking for you,
they got that, Razmataz, I guess you can use that
word here because the Taylor Swift effect with the Chiefs

(10:35):
and Travis Kelcey doing a lot of commercials and Mahomes
does a lot of commercials and all.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
That, and they've won a bunch and they get a
lot of media.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Exposure outside of the Cowboys and the Chiefs. The Raiders, No,
they're done and they've been bad for so long and
they're pretty much irrelevant at this point. So not them
and say, well, what about the Steelers. There's some other
people excited about that, but not to the same level
at this moment as the Cowboys and the Chiefs and
then the Lakers are the other team because of the

(11:05):
hype train with Lebron. It's always fun when Lebron loses.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
In the playoffs, that's a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I think there's anybody in baseball someone say the Yankees,
maybe the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
For some of you, you hate the Dodgers.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Because they spent all the money and all that stuff,
and that's fine, but it's not to the same level
as the Cowboys into to the Lakers. Also, it is
the Ben Mallard Show. Now the final thought here, We
had a little bit of a cat fight over the
weekend involving NFL quarterbacks r G three, r G three

(11:37):
slamming the Chicago Bears organizization. Yeah, he ripped the Bears.
He said that Caleb Williams not being taught how to
watch film weekly by the Chicago coaches last year was
coaching malpractice closet quote. So that's fine whatever you say that. Well,
then Kurt Warner entered the chat. The Lewis Ram legend

(12:01):
Kurt Warner and Warner responded to Robert Griffin iid by
saying that he when he played in the NFL, is
gonna blow you away. He self taught himself how to
watch film that he learned on his own how to
do it. And Kurt added that he quote developed his
own means to prepare for NFL games based on what

(12:23):
he needed clothes quote. So this is a he said,
he said situation. You've got RG three, who's defending Caleb
william blaming the Bears, and then you've got Kurt Warner's like,
well what about Caleb Williams just figuring things out? So
the question RG three or Kurt Warner, whose side are

(12:47):
you on in the great debate over Caleb Williams and
the film study?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Whose side are you on? So some believe this is
too harsh.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
That that Kurt Warner should what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
I actually agree with Kurt Warner on this one though, And.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Here's why I side with Kurt Warner because Caleb Williams,
you should take up more initiative in developing your own skills.
You should not need someone to show you point by
point on what needs to be done, and you rely
on coaching. Now, if you get coaching, that's great, but

(13:28):
you shouldn't depend on coaches. You should be a self
starter and you shouldn't need that to figure things out.
I mean, especially now where you can easily figure things
out like watching watching film or whatnot. And you look
at the issues that Cala Williams had in Chicago and

(13:49):
reading defenses before the snap. Not good pocket presence, horrific
with the Chicago Bears as a rookie. And so what
Kurt Warner is saying, and I agree this is you
need to be the keyfob. You need to be the
keyfob where one tap starts the car. You do not
need to be the key that you have to put
in the ignition. You got to turn it the whole thing.

(14:11):
That's that's what Caleb Williams is be the keyfop. Just
hit the button boom. You're a self starter, self motivator.
You should not need to be spoon fed, and if
you do, it's a bad sign. It is a bad
sign if your franchise quarterback has to be spoon fed.
Self motivation, figure it out right, self motivation, problem solving.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
And maybe I'm wrong on this, I think those.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Are pretty good traits to have that if you have those,
you're going to be more successful, whether you're a quarterback
in the NFL or you're just living your life. And man,
so Caleb Williams. You're a blue chipper, mister blue chipper,
mister decorated college football player at Oklahoma and sc and
all that stuff, and you have high expectations and you're

(14:57):
the face of the franchise. You should most likely proactively
seek improvement. Yeah, necessarily need a clear roadmap. Everyone's map
is different anyway, So even if you got told what
to do, the map is not the same that your
journey is your individual path. It's not the same as

(15:17):
those that came before you. All right, is the Ben
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(15:40):
if you want to be part of the program. Time
now for the Malor Riddle of the Day. And here's
the Mallor Riddle of the day. Well, Bill Belichick, he's
back in the news. Bill Belichick recently said that he
once had to buy five thousand dollars worth of blank
to keep the peace between Tom and Antonio Brown again.

(16:02):
Bill Belichick recently said that he once had to buy
five thousand dollars worth of blank to keep the piece
between Tom Brady and Antonio Brown. That is the malor
riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to it
and we will do it next.

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and now back to it. Back to it we go,

(17:39):
and do not forget. Do not forget. Coming up a
little bit later this hour, we will have the inset
AdviceLine gotta pay off the Mallard riddle of the day.
Though before we do that, we ranted in the monologue
at the at the top of the hour there about
the Cowboys the most sports hate, the only left. We

(18:00):
mentioned that also talked about the story involving Caleb Williams
and a great debate between RG three and Kurt Warner,
and I'm on the side of Kurt Warner. Super Market
Steve says, like the people at my work when I
try to explain to them how to do their jobs.
Things can be taught, but they have to want to
learn and apply that. Slow Dive also says that no

(18:21):
one is more hateable than Notre Dame, the fighting irish
of Notre Dame. Here's the malor riddle of the day.
And yeah, no, there's the Golden Domers. Yeah, don't mess
with the Golden Domers. Here is the riddle of the day.
Bill Belichick says that he once had to buy five

(18:43):
thousand dollars worth of blank to keep the peace between
Tom Brady and Antonio Brown. That is the question. What
is the answer? Miguel on Fire says, ayahuasca is the answer.
Courtesy Flesher said, is a Disney movie on VHS.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
What else do we have?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Page down alf the alien Ol Potter going with a
five thousand dollars worth of starter jackets, very nice jack
Linx beef jerky from King Rory. And Gummy Dave says
five thousand dollars worth of the Mallard chicken fingers at
the landing in Liberty, Missouri where we had the great
Mallard meet and greet and me a wonderful time in

(19:24):
twenty twenty four and a great turnout and all that.
Unfortunately Gummy Dave was not there. Have not met gumby Dave.
Lady Sideburns going with tampons is his answer. Purto also
went with the Ben Mallard chicken fingers, although Purito.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Has not had them yet either.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Robin Minnesota says five thousand dollars worth of peanut butter
m and m's mister irrigation yet again the Pride of
Houston with some Don Lemon self improvement tapes. Donkey Sausage
says five thousand dollars worth of weed. Trucker Joe Now,
Does truck or Joe know that the uber driver that
drove Trucker Joe around called s show last week to

(20:00):
brag about having Trucker Joe in the uber? Does he
know that on movie knows that you're a big star
Trucker Joe? Five thousand dollars worth of bodyguards? Yes, Sir
Antonio Brown got jumped over the weekend. What else do
we have?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Page down?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Mike the Leprechaun says five thousand dollars worth of high
end hair products, mostly for Tom Brady to keep the
piece Malibu Rubin going with lube as his answer. Okay,
that's a he went there barbed wire from Eke and
Rose Minnesota. Steve the Misplaced Sandy Agan says five thousand
dollars worth of Finway Franks is the answer, Femi the

(20:36):
number one Uber driver in Minnesota, going with ear pods
as his answer. Tom the Plumber says, headed by five
thousand dollars worth of main lopsto to keep the piece
between those two. Yeah, that's it. It's all about the laps.
Now they sell those shirts at the gift shops in Portland.
What else do we have? Sir smokes a lot, says

(20:58):
Baby Oil Bay old bonds by a slow All right, Lorraina,
do you have an answer the malor riddle of the day.
Bill Belichick recently said that he once had to buy
five thousand dollars worth of blank to keep the piece
between Tom Brady and Antonio Brown.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Not a lot of things could keep the piece between
men like that. Man, we're gonna have to go with
Canadian style cheesies.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Oh those are so good.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
See and they're gonna say that when they see the
cheeses and everything will be better.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
That's a good point. So that was right. No, but
I'm thinking I'm thinking about bringing a carry on filled
with the cheeses.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
A double bag, take a duffle bag in your bag,
and then fill that full of cheesies.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Thinking I might go that way. Incorrect, the correct the answer,
and this actually kind of relates to us. Bill Belichick
says she once had to buy five thousand dollars worth
of milk to keep the piece between Tom Brady and
Antonio Brown. Now you're fine, well, Melain. So Antonio Brown
when he signed with the Pages, only with the Patriots

(22:00):
for like ten days or something like that. But he
tried to suck up to Tom Brady. So he had
some very expensive fool fool milk delivered to the Patriots
mail room. Just have the cow delivery.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
No no, let me explain it.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
So he has this milk delivered, this high end uh
fool fool milk.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
For Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
So somebody in the mail room forgets to put it
in the refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
No no, So the milk got ruined and Antonio Brown
was upset, and so Belichick's like, fine, I'll just buy
I'll rep buy the milks for Tom.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
So this has happened to me. I relate to the story.
We used to have a listener. He didn't know anymore.
But I my favorite hot dog is the Monster Dog,
the Finway Monster Dog, Grace Ballpark hot dog I've had.
It's better than the Dodger John.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yes, much better. Dodger dog sucks.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
So anyway, one of our listeners in Boston would send
me every year, he'd send me a big box of
these hot dogs. It was.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I was loved. I mean I got to make him
at home.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I watched a game winner and like twice somebody in
the mail room forgot to put the package in the
in the fridge and they were ruined.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
I just don't understand if the box says refrigerate the media.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
On the counter. I know they've done that with our kuconut.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
We've had that happen to us. Yeah, send you with
you and.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
But it says refrigerate, put it in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's right. You put to sign up there if it
says refrigerate, refrigerate your maroge dingis you dink?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Shame on you? Fire get out of here, Get out
of here, you suck well.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
I mentioned this earlier. I think we should pay this
off now.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
NFL mascot is in some show but has some explaining
to do. Are you familiar, Laranda, with who Big Red is?
Do you know who Big Red?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
My gosh, it's one of my favorite soda is when
I was growing up.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's a mascot. Which mascot is Big Red?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
What do you think he's got to be the bull?
The bulls like the bulls.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Big Red mascot.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
He's there's they have a red.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Bull, don't they.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Benny.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You don't know Benny, Benny the Bulls, a big blue bull. No,
Benny the Bulls, the Chicago Bulls. Mascot's got big bullhorns
like that.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Oh his name is Benny.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
So then who's the red fire one?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Big Red, Big Red is the Arizona Cardinals.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
That's what sport. That is what sport is that?

Speaker 6 (24:19):
It's football?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, yeah, look at you.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
So the Cardinals mascot Big Red went viral over the weekend.
Several you idiots sent me the photo. You don't need
to keep sending to me. Some photos he took with
I guess is it Ruby Red.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I guess she's an OnlyFans model. Oh no, yeah, so
very raunchy photos of the Cardinals mascot at We believe
these were taken at Kyler Murray's celebrity softball game. Let's
just say she was showing all her weares and it
appeared that Big Red the mascot was enjoying, enjoying is

(24:58):
that beast reality it's Birdie Alley or something like that.
These pictures, uh, they're all over social media. If you
type in big Red the Cardinals mascot and Ruby Red,
so Red and Red getting together.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
There. You haven't seen those, Coop, you have not.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
A little searching, you can find them and uh yeah,
so they mascot's got some some explaining to do here.
And that's what happens in a celebrity softball game. You
just kind of leave it at the softball game and
Coop is desperately trying to find it's ruby r U
B I I think is how you spell ruby on that.
So anyway, if you see him.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
You can can check them out.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Let's go to the phones and let's say hello eenie
meenie miney mo. Let's say hello to blind Scott, who's
on the north end of Boston. Hello, blind Scott, welcome,
who will not be at the Mala meeting greet in Canada.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
No, I might be there. I might be there.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
You're not though you said you're not allowed to leave
the country because.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Wants to go with me.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Because you every every meet and greet that's not in Boston,
you always.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Do me like a dog man. We are supposed to
be friends.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
We are supposed to be friends.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
You treat me like I have.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
What are you talking about. I don't treat you better
at all. You send me seventeen els.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
I need you to say to buy me a ticket
and help me accommentdent myself to get there. I don't
have the ability to book a flight online.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
You've told me.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
How many times do you have a girlfriend who work
for the airlines?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You wish for the airline? You told me how rich
you are on the stock market.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Yeah, no, I am I have the money.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Do you have the money?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
They go buy it? No.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
People don't trust that I might can to fight the police.
Talk to me this weekend, dude, I got hit by
two Cartsanda fire trucks. Dude. People are afraid to travel
with me because they think that they might be responsible
if I do something. That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
But you're an adult. You're not a child. You're a
grown man.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
You would cook You guys treat me like a dog.
You guys are supposed to elevate me and put me
up on the pedestal and say blind Scott can do it.
And it's supposed to bring and fight me your help.
I mean I already know where you live, with your
phone number and everything. He was to welcome.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
That's a little it's a little creepy.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
I've been verified. I got all this, dude, did somebody
s there was an assault behind my building here when
the show was going on Wednesday night? I sent you
the article North End assault.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Oh, I saw, I saw that.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
There was a you didn't see it, but there's a
photo of the guy walking with like a hoodie.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yeah, so I know the guy. I know.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
How do you know that? You don't know?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
You don't know the guy. You couldn't see the guy.
How do you know you know the guy?

Speaker 6 (27:31):
I carry around money with the people. I've been jumped
a couple of times in the past couple of years.
Robin Vegas knows. He helped me when somebody jumped me.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
How did Robin Vegas help you?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Was he? I didn't remember.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Somebody beat me up like so bad. I didn't know
what to do. I didn't want to go to the police,
so I just went to detox. So like I like,
I went to detox instead.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
So they were like, and how did Robin Vegas matter?

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Well, he was like, whoa this is like in twenty eighteen.
He was like, I would take my trash out and
there was a bunch of people just started beat beating
me and then in and I told them when the
Mets lost, the neighbors started jumping me because they called
them all these names. And when you get jumped to
just cover your head. Well, people, the move is to
start running when people try to jump you, because you
can wear them out, and then you turn and you

(28:12):
start you get them then, dude. But one thing though
about I was talking to the police. I said, I
think I know who this is, and they said, well,
did you hear what happened? And I said no, no,
I would tell my experience about the guy in the photo.
My mom described it to me. He's wearing a Michigan
State University sweatshirt. The police basically said, like, just because
I suspect somebody who's harassing me doesn't mean they can

(28:33):
go pick the person up. But now I have my
own handcuffs, I'm gonna do citizens of rest.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Well, I think you have those handcuffs for other reasons.
I don't know that you're I mean Navy.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Start to buy them. The guys like, I know what
you're here for, handcuffs right, And he wouldn't even help
me get them. He thought it was like a disgrace.
You know, dude, I'm pretty famous now. I interact with
a lot of people in the militia on there's two
Reddit page. There's the official mal of Militia rass I.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Thought you were banned from.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
My thought you were banned from one of the reddit
age is you're on the other one too.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Yeah, there's one. There's one with me and one without me.
You know, so.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I Spaccoli started another one because of you, because he
was annoyed by you, so he started a different page.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
It's like the older folks, you know, I love those guys,
the older folks and the militia. You got to kind
of keep them separate from the younger folks. You don't
want to mix them up, you know what I mean,
boomers versus generations.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
These you know, you got to keep the charlies away
from them.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
At one point, we had Charlie and Charlie on hole,
but neither one of them had the intestinal fort you know,
load management.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Now, these young kids today, they can't stay on hold.
They load management.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
So they hung up.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Yeah, then they started attacking me on the weekends, like
you could reach me anytime, like after.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
This call, Well, somebody somebody sent me a message that Charlie,
not that Charlie in Dallas, the Dallas.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Dumper, the Charlie. Yeah, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
The guy was con Somebody said he was ripping me
on social media and I didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
But I don't know what he Why would he rip me?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
I've only talked to him like he once.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
No shame told you that anytime you search have been malice.
So show Shane must lose his passwords. So you see
all his old grade guy's accounts claiming complaining about the show.
It's actually entertained. It's pretty entertaining, dude.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
All right, somebody wants to somebody wants to say hello
to you, Scott, hold on to say. I mean, you know,
I want to say, Mike the Lepergun. You want to
say out of blonde Scott? Is that correct, Michael Lepergun?

Speaker 7 (30:18):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Alright, all right, Scott. I don't think he wants to
talk to you, Scott. I think he said. I think
his response was said, the leper cunt.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Has nothing, The lepricunt has nothing to say. So what
he doesn't call? He just reacts to my call, which
gives me a great endorsement.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Is that true, Mike the Leprecaun. You have nothing to say.

Speaker 7 (30:36):
I have everything to say. I have a whole I
have a whole spiel here. And he's an idiot. He's
on the spectrum. I would bring him to what's the
I I forgot already?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
A Scott?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
He says, you're on the spectrum, Scott, due.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Why would you do? How could you be a teacher
and say you're an idiot, You're on the spectrum and
go to a school and teach kids like you.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
He's ripping you, Mike for your language.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
I know an idiots when I hear one. You should
see all the comments people made about you this weekend.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
All right, Scott, He says he knows an idiot when
he hears one.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Dude, you should see the town, Mike the Leprechaun. Listen,
he's the only white leprechaun in the whole town.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Is that true? Mike the Leprequn?

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Dude, I just told my house to one point two million,
and I'm moving. That's why I'm up, all right?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I remember where are you moving to?

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Down the street?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I told you that, Oh that's right, you are.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
You did tell me that you're moving down the street.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
You made you made a killing element.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Yeah, but I'm not going to Van Vancouver, Vancougar.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
No, no, no, it's called Vancouver, not Vancougar. That's a that's
an old woman picking up young man.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
What No, I hope. So Scott is an idiot because
he said he would go, and he has a girlfriend
in the airlines and he could, he could, he has
the money, and now he's at all right.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Uh yeah, he says you're an idiot. I can't agree
with him, Scott. He says you're an idiot, because here's
the thing.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
I would go, if I would go, if Mike would
help me go, as soon as Mike meant me like
me and matshole Mick, he were pretty good friends. Mike
freaked out when he saw me on social media said
he was confused.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
All right, is that true, Mike the leprecaun.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
I'm confused because every single so blank Scott was on
Chris Prank with me that he pulls it down. All
he wants to talk about is Fred Toucher and all well.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's what he usually talks about on this show, is
Fred Tutcher. That's his normal topics.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
You can hear him. You can hear him on Chris Prank.
He's like this pretty little boy.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Is that true to you? Use a different personality with
Chris Plank. I get it.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Fill you when me and Mike the Leprecaun are having
a gay relationship.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
All right, thank you? All right, a gay old time, right,
I think that's h Zachary Mike the Leprecaun, just a
good old time.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
I know it's called Marphy's law. Black could possibly go.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Wrong, Okay, I think we're good. Well that one will quality. Okay,
only the finest, only the finest year. I know it
is the Ben Mallor Show. Who needs our advice? Who
needs the wisdom of the Mallard Militia. We are mollments
away from the Insta Advice Line. I have an idea.

(33:10):
Who needs our advice? If you want to recommend someone,
do that right now.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Do it quick, right quick, right?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
All right. We're gonna have the Insta Advice Line unscreened
radio for the rest of the hour. We'll get to
that and we will do it next.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
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up all night every night. We know you have options,
not good ones. Glad you have chosen to be part
of the Mallard militia and support the show. It does
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Miss any of the overnight show. We are rolling along

(33:56):
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And there's some corporate weasel that's sleeping right now, some
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(34:20):
get your podcast. You'll find the latest episode and a
best of version posted right after we get off the air.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Hey you sports figure, guy or girl?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Who here were you talking to?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Sons?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Here some instant advice hold that don no one's paid
attention to me for ten whole seconds, and if you
don't like it, you and away we go. It's the
insta advice line, unscreened radio, the safety that is off.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So who in the world of sports.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Needs the wisdom, the knowledge of the malor Militia, the
powerful underground network of legends that listen to the Overnight Show,
So listen. We could give advice to a coach or
a prominent athlete, a caller, or someone in the world
that needs the knowledge that the Mavelin Militia can provide.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I think at this point we should start. Keep it simple.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
The Denver Nuggets, they won a championship a couple years ago,
and they get blown off the court in Game seven.
But specifically Aaron Gordon of the Nuggets, who thinks that
the NBA needs to have two games two days off
between games. That one day off between games is not enough.
So advice to Aaron Gordon on how to deal with

(35:35):
the great injustice of having to have a day off
between work assignments in the NBA. Eight seven, seven ninety
nine on Fox the number you're live on the air.
When you hear my voice, we're giving advice to Aaron
Gordon or the Nuggets. Line number one, and you're on
the airline one.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Go I want to date the girl named Suki.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
All right, thank you, all right.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello, we're giving advice.
Line number three to Aaron Gordon of the Nuggets. Line
three is not there. We'll go to you online two. Hello,
line to advice to Aaron Gordon. Line two, blond Scott
steals candy from babies. All right, thank you, that's Jed
who fled. Line number four, Hello, line four, we're giving

(36:16):
advice to Aaron Gordon. He says, the NBA needs to
have two days off between playoff games.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
Like that, Hey, because the Angel has swept the freeway.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
All right, greatest greatest moment since O two for the
Angels A line line five. Hello, line five, you're on
the Airline five. Your phone sucks. Rick and Maryland, I
don't know what happened. Call back, Rick and Maryland, get
a better phone. Line six, Hello, line six. Line six

(36:45):
is not there. Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
We'll go back to line number one, giving advice. All right,
thank you. We're giving advice to Aaron Gordon of the Nuggets.
He says, the NBA needs two days off between playoff games.
That one is just unfair. It's the reason the game's
blow is because one day off is just not enough

(37:08):
for these little softies in the NBA. Line two, Hello,
line two, oh, that's that's a tribute to the late
great spoke Caangary, who used to call this show back
in the day and preach about Dale Murphy for the
Hall of Fame. Line three, Hello, line three, Oh, there
it is Loreta. This is Tukis Tuckus tuck Us Man.

(37:30):
This is the hero of the show. Thank you, Tukus
Tuckus Tuckus Man. I'm for Clem.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
He did.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
He said, that's a great Yudnits word. Line four, you're
on the Airline four. Hello, Line line four, ki, oh,
I know who that is. That's our buddy from LA.
He doesn't call a show much anymore. Line three and
Jackass Josh is his name? Line five Hello, line five.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's easy Bringing Dog.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Go Away eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, we're
giving advice to Aaron Gordon, that's a basketball player for
the Nuggets, who actually said, and he wasn't kidding, the
NBA needs to add an extra day off between playoff
games because playing every other day is just not right
and it's the reason there's so many blowouts. I'm not
making this up. This sounds like satire, This sounds like

(38:21):
it's fake. He actually said it. And there's people that
agree with him. Line line six, you're on the air
line six.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Go.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Line six is not paying attention.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
We're going to line one. It's the instant advice line
for Aaron Gordon of the Nuggets. Line number one. All right,
Line I don't know that I heard, but he said
maybe not.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Line two.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Hello, Line two, I mean the paramedic. Yeah, all right,
you should probably call a different number, not this number.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Line three. You're on the airline three.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You ch leaders do have all right? Line five.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I don't want to hear the end of that Line five.
You're on the airline five.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Hey, big Ben Dollar.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
What Aaron Gordon needs to do is listen to Aaron Rodgers.
Go get some aahuasca and become the Aaron twin.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Just get the ayahuasca. Listen to Aaron Rodgers. That's all
you need. They're great life advice. Line six, you're on
the airline six.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
Bill. It's not Jack as Josh Mitt for Mankato broh.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Okay, Well you all those drugs sound the same. I
will do one more coop. You'll pick it last one coop,
go ahead, last call on the Instant Advice Line number one.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Number one you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
One go light.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
One morning time, morning time. Is it working, Yes, working.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Wrecking Maryland morning time, The legend Rick and Maryland. He
fixed his phone just in time, just before the buzzer
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