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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cole Brew, cole Brew for you.
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It's our numbber three, our number three, talking Bays ball.
And here in hour number three on this Tuesday, do
the Yankees have an Anthony Volpi problem? He leads the
American League in errors, he's not hitting, and he's playing
pretty much every day at shortstop. Also, Dodger fans Sarah
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NATed Carlos Correa with cheetor during his at bat with
the Twins first of that series on Monday Night. How
does that one hit you? And we'll play thumbs up
thumbs down on the Marlins building around outfielder Kyle Stowers
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and taking him off the trade market. There's some chatter
of that being the case.
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We'll go there as well.
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Right now here, it is our number three, A pinstripa
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so our lead this hour is from baseball.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You never talk about baseball. You should talk about baseball.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All right, I've talked about baseball. We'll see how this goes.
So I watch a bunch of games every night, flipping around.
What else is there to watch? There's nothing else on
this time of the year. But I like baseball and
our lead This hour is from the Pinstripe, a palooza
of Pooh if you will, Fresh off another defensive meltdown
and a loss against the Toronto Blue Jays, all got
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the Blue Jays unbeatable on their home turf there in Toronto.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
The story here the better stories.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
In the losing locker room, there has been more chatter,
more chatter about a shakeup in the Bronx. The Yankees,
much like their West Coast nemesis, the Dodgers, big players,
big name players, big contracts, and lately the performance has
been lacking.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So if you haven't been.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Following along year, the one name that keeps popping up
near the top of the radar is someone you don't
if you saw this shit, maybe not, who's now been
around for a few years now in his third season,
shortstop Anthony Volpi. Been around, right, He's the guy that
made one of the mistakes in the World Series for
the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He has received unwavering public support from the Yankee brass
Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman and his army of nerds.
They are all about Anthony Volpi. They have supported him. However,
last we checked, these are results based industries, professional sports.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's a results based business.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
The performance continues to be pee what stinks. So this
has led to the volume being turned up. The volume
turned up there on the radio, chatter about a shake up,
shake up, possibly in the shortstop position in the bronx.
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So let us discuss the question do the Yankees have
an Anthony Volpi problem? Problem? Do they have a problem?
The guy can't play right now? So I've got general
legislative body and chop shop and we will combine all
of these things together and we are going to howl
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at the moon.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Is what we're going to do. We're gonna howl at
the moon. So, first of all, to answer the question
do the Yankees have a Vulpi problem? A Volpi is
Italian for overrated. I believe is what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But it is a nuclear meltdown, radioactive Anthony Volpi and
our guy inca terror can see the light on this
one and can see how bad this is. And the
reason the Yankees are really behind the eight ball here
is because of malfeasan's by the general manager and the
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nerds Brian Cashman, who took away any safety net. There
is no safety net, no logical safety net for the Yankees.
They don't have a plan B. There's no contingency plan.
They'd have to go out and make that happen. They
passed over multiple shortstops in recent years because they thought
they had their forever shortstop and Anthony Volpi, and they
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bet the family Jewels on Volpi, and they're about to.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Lose the deed to the family Jewels.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That the kid who was dubbed the Yankees always hype
these guys up, so the Red Sox and some other things,
but the Yankees in particular with Volpi, this guy was
hyped up. He's the next El Capitan, the next Derek Chitcha.
And he's looking like El Capitan, Derek Jeter, and more
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like a general, but not a general general, more like
a dollar store general.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right, dollar general is what he's looking like. And you
watch him.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Play and he just seems a little off. He's got
no confidence. The defense blows, the errors are piling up.
It's a cautionary tale.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
At one point he was a goal glove winning shortstep
as a rookie, he won the gold glove. Now it's
like he's got a lead.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Glove out there attempting to circumnavigate the shortstop position. He's
in his mid twenties now, Anthony Volpi, and he leads
all American League players, not just shortstops, all American league
players in errors, many of them unforced errors for a
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Volpi twelve errors this season, and we're just after the
All Star break and a stat that stings like a
murder hornet just stings. And this ain't the Gold Glove rookie,
obviously not with twelve errors. The Yankees, though, the reason
they're really in the mud, if you will, is they
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are married and there's no divorce court.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They're married to Anthony Volpi.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
The top available shortstops, the top one is Bobashett, But
the Blue Jays are in first place right now, and
they're on a burner right they're playing very well, so
Toronto's not gonna trade Bashett. And even if they were
to trade Bashett, they're not gonna trade them within the division,
So forget about that. And outside of Bobashett, who could
the Yankees realistically.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Go out and get.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's a name we know of, Slim Pickens. That's not
an actual player, but if it was, the Yankees would
have a chance to get Slim Pickens. The other players
have massive mammoth sized contracts, like, for example, Xander Bogart's
the next Red Sox's with the Podres. Bogarts has passed
his expiration date and he's under control for eight years
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He's under a massive contract, So yeah, the Yankees might
be able to get something out of Anthony Volpi. However,
are they gonna want to pay him for the next
eight years that contract. Then you look at teams that
are traditionally just dumpster fire teams like the Washington Nationals.
That's a Bush League outfit. They have a pretty good
young shortstop named cj. Abrams, who they got from the
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Padres in the Juan Soto trade. So would I believe
he was in that trade? But anyway, would would would
he be available? Why would the Nationals trade him? He's
not arbitration eligible yet and all that. And the only
other name that makes even a little sense is another
dump of the contract from the Minnesota Twins, Carlos Correa,
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who's got that taint.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
All over him from his days in Texas. So that's
the question. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Secondly, speaking of Carlos Correa, speaking of Carlos career, here
the Dodger fans at the game last night Monday night,
the Dodger fans saren NATed Carlos Correa with Chee.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Chee, not Jeter che So good god, it was great.
So how does that one hit you?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
How does that one hit you like butterflies in the heart.
Oh God, just warns my cockles. I don't even what
a cockle is, but it warns my cockles. Carlos Correa,
let me be clear, he is not misunderstood. He's not
He's not some kind of cautionary tale of escapegoat or
something like that. Carlos Corea is a jack wagon. I'd
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like to say what I'd like to say, but I
can't say. He's a jack wagon.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Is what he is.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
He's an a hole, he's smug. He's someone that you
love to see fail, and he has been an abject
failure since he left the den of despair there in Houston.
So he's a guy when you think about trash can
thumping and buzzer buzzin'. He was the star of that
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Grand Theft Auto of the World Series trophy. And it's
not hyperbole, it's the truth. And twenty seventeen he said,
well it was a long time it was tainted taint.
He mctaint twenty seventeen. That championship has the stink of garbage,
kind of like the garbage cans they hit to give
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the sign on what was coming. And I love the
fact all these years later that all these dopes that
are dirty dogs walk into Dodger Stadium and Coorea in particular,
this guy walks around like he's God's gift to baseball.
He really believes that, and he's owed all this respet
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and all that stuff, and like the fans are supposed
to have forgotten that little incident a few years back.
But the great thing is that baseball fans, specifically the
Dodger fan, they don't have amnesia. They didn't sign up
for amnesia. They're not in the tank for major League baseball.
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And I've tried to explain this to the people that
like the a holes, and they're.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Not that bright.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
They're pretty dumb people, so they don't understand this. The
people that are saying just let it go, move on
are in the tank.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
For major League Baseball. I hope you understand that they
are being given the talking points memo, much like politicians
and political people are told what to say, what not
to say. But here's the thing. The Dodger fan they.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Remember twenty seventeen, right, They remember the championship that was robbed,
A team was cheating, and the Dodgers still went to
a game seven while one team knew what was coming
and the other team didn't, and they went to a
Game seven, and they remember the true Dodger fan. They
remember Carlos Korea beating his chest like some kind of
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conquering hero in some Marvel Comics movie. While the whole
operation was a scam, the whole thing was a joke
and everything that they've got no championships in Houston. The
whole franchise is in a national embarrassment. But they were
acting like it was legit. And so every time I
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see this, and there's only a few guys left from
the twenty seventeen team, but when I see these guys
roll into LA and it's therapeutic accountability. When the fans
boo and boo and boo, I love it. I love
it. It's great and good job by everyone that does that.
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And never forget Rob Manford called that championship just a
piece of metal, just a piece of metal. He gave
the cheaters immunity. He allowed them to get away with
it and gave them immunity. That's Rob Manford, your commissioner
of Major League Baseball. That's what he did. That is
a slap in the face to every other player, every
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other team that didn't take part and earned their accolades,
earned their accomplishments by doing it the hard way, right,
not bending the rules and all that stuff. And for
the people, and I get this, you know, listen, there's
nothing else to say because you're caught with your pants down.
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And you know, it's like the couple at the concert
and the Coldplay concert in Boston, right, they were caught
on the jumbo tron, and you know, there's really not
much you can say. You're caught, you know, can noodling. There,
that's it. And the a holes from Houston were caught canoodling.
So instead they said, well just let it go. Man,
you're living in the past. No no justice, no peace.
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Rob Manford thought there should be no justice. So the
people vigilante justice. Boeing, that's the justice. Boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's what we do. And spoiler alert.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So I checked, all right, I checked the legislative body,
and it turns out this is gonna blow your mind.
It turns out there is no statute on limitations, no
statute of limitations on this kind of baseball betrayal. None,
and Carlos Korea and the other Mama Lukes who are
soiled from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Remember, didn't come out until a couple.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Years later, So it hasn't been that long since the
story came out. But you don't get to hide behind time,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Right, Well, it's been a long time, doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Sorry, not sorry, Right, You don't get to move on
just because the headlines have moved on, because baseball's media
is genuflecting to big Baseball and all that.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You forever, forever.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wear the scarlet letter, Carlos Carrea, just like ol Bouvet
and George Springer and all those other losers.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Alex Cora with the Red Sox, aj Hinch in Detroit,
all of them dirty dirty dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
All right now, final fought. We go to Miami, where
the weather is good and the baseball is bad. So
the trade deadline is coming up. Today is the twenty second,
So we're a little over a month away from the
baseball trade deadline. And Marlin's outfielder Kyle Stowers no relation
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to a guy who's to do radio with Loose Towers.
So Kyle Stowers has emerged as a hot Detroit name.
His name has been floated out. He was an All star, said,
oh my god, this guy's so good now. Former Fox
Sports Radio insider Jim Bowden. Jim Bowden, former Red GM.
(15:53):
He reports behind the paywall on The Athletic that the
Marlins have told teams they will not be trading Kyle Stowers.
Will not happen. They are planning, in fact, to build
around Kyle Stowers, who they got from Baltimore about a
year ago.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
About a year ago.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So the question thumbs up or thumbs down, thumbs up,
thumbs down on the Marlins actually building around outfielder Kyle Stowers,
taking him off the trademarket and building around him. So
thumbs up, thumbs down. So I'm going a thumbs down
on this one. I'm gonna go thumbs down on this
and here's why. Here's why I'm gonna go thumbs down.
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It's not that hard. So the Marlins, they're incorrectly described
as a professional baseball team.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
They're not. They're not. And I'm buddies with Marlin's man.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I love the guy who's been a great support of
our show, and he's given me like VIP treatment.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
When I go to those Dodger games. So I'm a
big fan of Marlins man, but even he knows the
Marlins are not a baseball team. They're a front. The
Marlins are a shell company. They are.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
They're a shell company. They're a holding tank. The Miami Marlins. Okay,
they are a legalized baseball chop shop.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
They are.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They're a chop shop. That's what they are. Right. They
get young talent, goes into Miami, into the.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Chop shop and gets stripped apart for parts, and they
start to cycle over again. Right, And some people, very
few think, oh, you're building a championship contender.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No you're not. Come on, you're a sucker. They're a sucker.
You believe that. And it's like saying that the women
on OnlyFans it's about female empowerment. No, it's about showing
your junk and getting money. That's what it's about.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I mean, you made a lot of mind doing it,
But it's not about empowerment. The Marlins are not trying
to build a winner them, No, they're just changing the
parts around. It's a chop shop, right. The Marlins exist.
So the real teams in baseball, like the Dodgers and
the Yankees and the Cubs and the other teams. They're
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the ones that the teams that are actually trying to win,
and they can then swing by South Florida in late
July July thirty first, traditionally the trade deadline, and they can.
It's like making a costco run on a Saturdays.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
What do we need it? We need an outfielder, what
do we need a relief pitcher? Who are you gonna call?
The Marlins?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
They got everything, and they stock their shelves. Then they
unload everything and they start over. But in no way
is Kyle Stowers after half a season considered a franchise player.
He's merchandise. He's merch is what he is. He's a
shiny toy in the display case. The Marlins are like, hey,
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you gonna have him, give us some other young players.
So then in twenty six, if one of those guys
turns out.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
To be good, we can get rid of them.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And the only reason that the Marlins would even think
about taking a guy like Stours off the trade market
is to artificially jack up the price. Right, Supply demand interest,
and you create a market. But this is baseball's version
of it's not for sale. It's not for sale. It's
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not for sale. How much you got, right, how much
you got not for sale? Not for sale, how much
you got Let's make a deal. I'm telling the Marlins.
I'm commnent. I've been in Miami before, and Miami there's
a lot of cool things to do in Miami. Going
to watch baseball is not one of them. If the
Marlins we woke up tomorrow and they had Aaron Judge
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and Sho Halo Tani, they would still draw less than
six thousand people, because that's that's the mark. And I
still remember when they were trying to build the stadium
there in my Miami. They were like, all we need
if you build it, they will come. We just need
a nice stadium. People don't like going to Marlins games
because it rains all.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
The time in the afternoon in Florida during the summer
and it's nasty, and so they just the weather's humid.
So they just want indoor baseball.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They'll be good. So they gave him indoor baseball. No
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Speaker 1 (20:36):
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An influencer found former Bengals star Chad Ocho Sinko aka
Chad Johnson's blank. Again, an influencer recently found former Bengals
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Speaker 1 (23:44):
To it all right.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Here is the aforementioned riddle of the day. An influencer
found recently found former Bengals star Chad Ocho Cinco aka
Chad Johnson's blank. That is the question, what is the answers?
Does anyone know the answer? And we see your page down.
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Donkey Sausage says, mister riddles. So I'm gonna guess the
influencer found his giant underwear.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Found his dignity from Scrooge in Northern California.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Very active, very active during the show today Late Night
drug tester says, found his earrings, wish list for clayers.
Who else his overdue library book. You can go to jail,
ben if you don't return them. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
His collection of what bills fans through on the field back.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
In the day. Yeah, that's a interesting projectile.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
His missing puzzle piece guess by Alf the Alien Olpier.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well that's a great puzzle right there. Who else do
we have? Page down? His John Deere gator from King Rory.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Lady Sideburns says, his blankety blank catcher.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Is Oho stinko fake id from Fudgie in Boston. Eke
in Roseville, Minnesota says he found him a TJ. Huschmanzada's
garage or something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
What else do we have? Page down? Found his birthmark
from Trucker Joe. I can't read that. Who else do
we have? Page down? All right?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Loreina do you have an answer? FSR fact Check said,
three hundred and sixty joints.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I think he found his long lost favorite sock.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
His long lost favorite sock. So interesting answer, that is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Unfortunately, it turns out a influencer recently found NFL a
former NFL player, Bengal star Chad Ocho Sinko Johnson's a
banded storage unit which was cockroach infested. Yeah, it turns
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out apparently some some dude on TikTok paid I guess
this is a new thing now, which is not a
new thing. That show Storage Wars was on television. I
think it's still on. It's been on for years. But
now apparently people on TikTok on YouTube are just buying
old storage sheds of banded storage units and then opening
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them up on camera.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And one of.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
These people, I've never heard of this person, but they
claim they spent eight hundred and ninety dollars to buy
a storage unit which belonged to Chad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Somebody went up to Ocho Sinko and said, hey, you
know what's going on? He wrote on social media.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I don't want all that old ass blank he's what
he says. I think it's in southern California. But there
is video and there's cockroaches crawling all over the stuff.
But supposedly there's some pricey items that Chad Johnson left
behind that he no longer wanted, some stuff worth legitimate money.
Like he had a pretty big shoe collection.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I don't know what size. See. The problem with the
shoe thing is you have to have the same size
or you can resell them.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
They don't have to fit you.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You think Rob Parker would buy them? Oh yeah, Rob,
he would make them.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
He would wear them even if they didn't fit.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, he would squeeze into them, is what he would.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
He would do, or double up on the socks.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
There was a pair of soccer cleats that were signed
by the legend from Brazil. What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Let's see a page now. I mean there's a whole
bunch of stuff that was there. But anyway, the guy
spent like nine hundred bucks and it's gonna make a
few thousand back in profit.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Let's go to the phones, though.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Right now, and let's see your eenie meenie miney mo.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Let's pick a caller by their name.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Mike the leprecaun is in the Boston area. Hello, Mike
the Leprechaun.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
In the parking lots at the hotel the first time
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Okay, you want a cookie?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
No, I don't want to cookie. My kids told me
last night, Daddy, don't wake us up in the morning
for your stupid show.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But anyway, So you've been kicked out of your home.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
No, I got the hotel at Hyenas.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh, you're in Hyenna's okay, all right, Well why would you?
You don't hold us that you don't you realize you
can take a break from the show. You do not,
You don't have to call the show. You're in a
place where you probably spent a lot of money to
go there. Uh, you know it's expensive. Hotels are expensive
and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Right, No, not not in this place.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
But are you staying? Are you staying? I can only
imagine a shelter for six. It doesn't worry about you,
all right. I got you, I know I thought things
were expensive on cap God.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yes, And to your wife Ben for giving me two
points eah yesterday and I.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Hey you you improved. I gave you.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I give you minus ten. I gave you a zero,
so you got ten points better on so thank you.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
So I'm in therapy here now for the week. There's
a spa and a pool and a beach and a
question what about the Bennie and the pennything.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'm still I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Now we are three weeks past my original deadline, so
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
It's not looking it's not looking good. So we'll see.
I'll let you know that, all right.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
But anyways, so I'm going to be eating lots of
French fries, even the extra ones.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
And show I don't eat I don't eat French fries.
I eat freedom fries. That's what I eat. Because I'm
a better I'm a better American than you. I eat
freedom fries.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No can drine. Yeah, very patriotic.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Oh, this is the first time I done a call
from the car. But anyways, I.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Like this better.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I like you in the car better. I think it's
better that you're in the car. I think you should
all your calls should be from the car.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
I'm glad that Blane Scott got the worst score of
all time yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's kind of well, blind Scott, that dope. He he
convinced that Charlie in Wisconsin to do a duet.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
He's sending me emails. Oh, it's gonna be a two
man show. It's gonna be great. And then he didn't
even let Charlie talk. He just both guard at the time.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Sure, and then that schmuck Charlie took shots at the
show and he was part of the problem in the
malor palooser, that loser, Charlie.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
No, no, Charlie. Charlie wanted to do a comedy act
with me.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
But next year none of you were funny. You can't
do a comedy. You have to be funny.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Okay, take a joke, So thank god? All right, where's
my joke? You know I had my tip before it?
Right here, I'm reading on the light joke? Why why
does Why would the dentist make a good security guard?
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Why would the dentist make a good security guard?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Just give me the punchline.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
They both enjoy a good have any check, Go back
to go back to your back to your kids. Please
go back to you right.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, go leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Here's a blast in the past, our buddy, Dominican Mike. Hello,
Dominican Mike, Welcome.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Good evening, Good morning, Ben Ben, Ben Ben.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Hello, going with my brother.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
All right, man, so going on in your world?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Mike and Mike, Dude, it is good man.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
You know you know I've been busy as hell. Man,
I'm glad to call the show. I listened to Mathapalooza
for a little bit. I haven't been able to listen
to the whole thing yet. I'm actually in Boston. I
was looking at Blant Scott in North End.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, if it's it's uh.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Once you see blind Scott, you won't miss Blind Scott.
Dominican Mike, I can uh just just go to go
to Bova's Bakery on the North End, and Blind Scott
was right across the street from Bova's Bakery.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I did.
Speaker 9 (31:52):
I went around.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I saw the seventy eleven that he mentions all the time.
I went to uh.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Friends in Salem Street.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I saw Bobas, but I couldn't find all Right.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hold on st me, let me check in. Hold on,
American Mike, let's go blind Scott. Do you have one
of your fans, Dominican Mike. He's in Boston right now,
a blind Scotty.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
So Dominican Mike.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
If you go to the corner of Salom and Sheef Street,
where CEO's cozy corner.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
Is and just yell out blind Scott.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
I'll come right outside.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Like I'm right there.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Hold on, suck, let me go back to Mike. He says,
just go outside and yell his name outside.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
There and do it.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
I'm at the airport right now.
Speaker 9 (32:25):
I'm flying out this morning.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh you're leaving. Oh no, I am leaving.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
I was ben Calic Carell will be great addition for
a dog.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Bro Come on, no, don't, don't you don't do that.
You know my position on that. Dominican mic Come on.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Now, but don't you know that we'll do it.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
No, no, no, they're not going to know No, no, no, no.
That's that's a no. That's a no fly list Dominican Mike.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
They're not touching Altuve, They're not touching Springer, any of
those guys that are still hanging out from that twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That is no.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Go.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I can't do it.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
I don't know, Benny. Anyways, Benny, have a good night, brother.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
All right, take care of safe travels. There's a Dominican
Mike Fanfair. I met him at the Mallard me greeting
Charleston back of the day.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I need some contestants. We're gonna have Mallard's Mountain of Money,
and I need some contestants. Eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. I say hello to the Honorable Reverend Ray
Green and call up right now. I don't get contestants.
We're blowing the game off. Eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. I got I think I got one. I
need another contestant. Eighty seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Hello,
(33:26):
Reverend Ray.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Hello, Hello, I've been a long day going down and
making Gimli an overnight radio star. He's just like he's
just entrawled out of the whole thing. You know, all day.
I had to have him smoke and rock my Adidas.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
You know, it's like you're living the dream, Reverend Ray,
You're living the dream.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
It's like, you know, I work to night shift. You know,
my occupation is permanent vacation. You know, Yes, give me
a nick Give me a nickel for every time I
gave away the King of Pots.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
They say, you know, I hear you.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
You living, You're living a dream. You just listened to
overnight talk radio and you smoke weed all day.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Yes, yeah, thanks for propping me up. Coop and Gimley
was wondering about a recount on that, because if cop
gave me a cigt selling and do we need a recamp?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Is there a recount on that?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Did the reverend recounts happened? Just the online vote, now, right, Ben?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, it's just an online vote. That's a good point,
just an.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Online I can't vote online because a muskrat damn took
my Twitter account a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
You know you can get another one though, you can
like open another one there.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Free, Well yeah I could. Yeah, anyway, so much, thanks
for the last last night, and thanks for making Gimley
the breakout star of the night.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well, thank you Reverend Ray for participating there. And get
back to your smoking weed. Okay, please thank you? Well,
all right to smoke the night away.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
There is a Reverend Ray where he where he goes
only he know?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
All right, why don't we pause for the cause we'll
have malarious mountain of money in its entirety. We'll get
to that, and I see contestants lining up. We'll get
to Mallard's amount of money, and we will do it next.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Miller and you.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
It is the Ben Mahler Show, The Red Eye Flight
all night long under the cover of darkness. We've got
Mallar's Amount of Money coming up here momentarily a friendly
reminder that you are never that far away from the
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Speaker 7 (36:06):
Now Naylor's Mountain of Money. Hello, do you have what
it takes to get to the top? Probably?
Speaker 9 (36:15):
Not?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
All right, Right to the game we go. Let's welcome
in our contestants. We have Ronnie from canns Uh City. Hello, Ronnie, Welcome,
what's going on, Man, are you the guy that I met? Ronnie?
Is that you? Are you the same guy?
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Is that the I am the guy who makes bullets?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I am the guy I remember you, this guy I
know Ronnie? I know you guys. All right, Ronnie, it's
good to talk to you again. Ron who'd you like
to partner up with on the on the big show?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Here, Ronnie, let's go Bober. Bad choice this guy.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Obviously we will crush you. Ronnie's a stud. He's tougher
than you. He makes bullets all night. And we have
Mike in Boston. Who's gonna play?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Hello, Mike, welcome.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I hear a lot of ambient noise. Do we want
a lot of ambient noise? Do we need a lot
of ambient noise?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Make your game better?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
All right?
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
All right, Mike?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
You want to team up with Coop bust in your
work right now? Or you're just wandering around the streets
of Boston.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
I'm driving to work.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I got you, all right? What kind of work do.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
You do, Kyle?
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Uh? Yeah, like marble?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You know marble in Marble? Yeah? Nice? All right, Well,
let's play the game coop quickly? Please?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
All right, gentlemen, this is Malard's amount of money. The
Willem Defoe edition. He turns seventy years old today.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
The categories are the Boondocks, Saints, Spider Man, Finding Nemo,
and the Florida Project. Ronnie, you were on first? Which
category would you like?
Speaker 9 (37:50):
The Art Project?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
All right?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
And Mike, how about you?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
All right, we'll put forty five seconds in the clock.
These athletes were all born in Florida. Bullet Ronnie, you ready, Ronnie?
All right, here we go forty five seconds, We run
away go. Two time MVP for the Baltimore Ravens, their quarterback. Yes,
quarterback for the Raiders, right now. He came over from Seattle. Yes,
(38:18):
all time leading rusher in NFL history for the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Third baseman for the Padres. He played with the Orioles
for a long time.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Chocolate Thunder nineteen seventies, eighties NBA player known for his
hammer dunks.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Phoenix Suns player played with the Knicks. Became Jewish. Black
guy became Jewish with the Knicks. Two thousands all right,
third baseman for the Brewers, played with the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
And this last one.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Gary Sheffield, Gary Sheffield and Amari Stotnemeyer and Errold Dawkins.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Ye, chocolate thunder Daryld do all right, but let's what
is that? A hundred points?
Speaker 4 (39:06):
That's fine, all right, Mike, we have we have finding Nemo.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
These athletes all went or go missing in the playoffs?
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
All right, forty five seconds, let's begin.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
He is the current star on the Yankees. Slugger Aaron Judge.
Yes uh. This guy is the mailman from the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
All right.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
This guy was the quarterback for the Chargers for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Phil Yes.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Uh. This guy is a picture for the Dodgers. He
disappears in the playoffs. Yes uh. This guy was the
point guard for the Raptors a long time alongside DeMar
de Rosen.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Kyle. Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
This guy was a point guard for the Knicks. He
had like a discount shoe brand. He was famous in China.
Stefan Yes, yes, this guy was a side young winner
for the Padres.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
The under point question and you should have led with
He was drafted by the Celtics.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Stefan Marber.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
He still got it. Yeah points.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
All right, Well, Ronnie, we are back up here, Ronnie.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Which Academy of Spider Man and was the Boondocks.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Saints as that was yep, spider Man.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Spider Man, spider Man. All right, Well, these athletes became
famous in high school. Put forty five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Ronnie from Akron, Ohio. He plays for the Yes running
back for the forty nine ers. His dad played in
the NFL. He's yes, the big ticket for the Minnesota
Timberwolves and the Celtics won a championship there.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, was the.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Number one pick for the Chicago Bulls big center. Yeah,
but no, no, the black guy in the two thousands, uh,
pitcher for the Red Sox. His last name was a
baseball all publication for trading cards. Won a World Series
with the Marlins. Played with the Red Sox. All right,
our quarterback for the Cleveland Browns from Kentucky. Out of Kentucky,
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was the number one pick in the.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Rat's too long at a time we win. Good job, Mike, Ronnie.
Come on, Ronnie, Ronnie.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
That was Eddie Curry, Josh Becker, Tim Couch. Ronnie, get
back to making those bullets, Ronnie.