September 9, 2024 • 36 mins
Ben Maller talks about the first impressions of Caleb Williams in Chicago, Jayden Daniels debut in a loss for the Commanders, reactions to Bo Nix first start with the Broncos, Insta-Advice Line, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumb birth three, a Waterloo moment here in
our number three, as it's all about the newbies, It's
all about the newbies.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What are your first impressions of Caleb Williams in Chicago,
the Bears coming back to win their game? How would
you rate Jaden Daniel's debut with Washington? And give me
your reaction to Bo Nick's first start with the Broncos.
We'll discuss all of that and much more right now here.
It is our number three, a country Bear jambury.
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Speaker 1 (01:48):
So are lead this hour. It's all about the newbies.
If you saw Benny Versus the Penny, the latest episode
streaming on Peacocks, still you although it stated on that show,
we talked about all the new quarterback, the shiny new
players in the NFL and whatnot. And our lead from Chicago,
the Bears and the Tennessee Titans got together. They locked
horns on the shores of Lake Michigan at Soldier Field,
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the iconic Soldier Field. So good. The Bears want to
get the hell out of Soldier Field and build their
new stadium. But it was the first look at the
number one overall pick, Caleb Williams. Where you watching? So
I had this game. So now I don't watch the
red zone anymore. I make my own red zone. Back
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in the day, I would usually flipping on from time
to time, But now I know my own thing. Let's
go from game to game, to game to game to game,
the game to game name bouncing all over the place,
bouncing all over place. So maybe I saw maybe not.
But Caleb Williams was upstaged by the Chicago defense someone
named Tyreek Stevenson. We're not sure who that is, apparently
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an investor back. He returned to interception forty three yards
for pey dirt, the go ahead touchdown, and the Bears.
So I'm all the way back from seventeen down twenty
four to seventeen Chicago with the win over the Titans.
The Bears again down by three scores in the first half,
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and they shut down the Titans from there on, spoiling
the debut for Tennessee their head coach Brian Callahan, as
will Levis rode the vomit comet in glorious fashion for
the Tennessee football team. But let us discuss the question,
what are your first impressions of Caleb Williams in Chicago?
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So I've got the Beatles home depot and flavor of
the day, and we will combine all of these things
together and we will make a direct cash deposit. What
we're going to make right into your bank account. So
number why Caleb Williams looked overwhelmed if he looked overwhelmed
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on my TV. Now this comes with the territory life
supposedly comes at you fast in the NFL, and all
of these quarterbacks sucked at a time you cannot suck,
and I'm fine with it. These guys have to play.
You have to get past that point. There's a certain
point of demarcation where you need to find out whether
they can get better. But these are part of the
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growing paints, something that the Patriots are not experiencing right
now with Drake May because they're cowards and they're not
playing Drake May. You're telling me Drake May with New
England couldn't have handled the ball off fifty times in
that game in Cincinnati, they would have won the game also.
But in terms of Caleb Williams, as we started with
Caleb Williams and my first impressions of Caleb Williams overwhelmed.
As I said, struggled with the basics, struggled with the basics,
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and he went out and was about what I thought
he was. He's actually a worse than I thought he
was going to be. Trying to get a drink of
water and there's a fire hose shooting water right no
your face, right in your schnaz You're trying to drink
it and Williams was garbage. He failed to complete any
pass longer than thirteen yards. I didn't play quarterback in
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the NFL, but I don't think that's good. And he
had a yawn inducing ninety three yard afternoon. Chicago's offense
had not one, not two, not three, not four, not five?
How about six punts, three field goals, two of those
after Tennessee turnovers on a short field. So how did
the Bears win this game without a quarterback? How did
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they win?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
They used the old Beatles tune. With a little help
for my friends. With a little help from my friends,
the Chicago defense dominating the second half. With a wink
and a nod to the quarterback for the Tennessee football
team who decided to take things into his own hands, though,
and they certainly Calwoo's got a bunch of help here
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the Titans folded up. The Bears defense was good, but
they also got some help. Here's the Titans folded up
like a cheap beach tear with Lizzo on it. There,
and how bad was it? Will Levis wounded duck. I
would have rather had a jar of creamy mayonnaise playing
in the second half than the quarterback for the Titans
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there as he disintegrated in front of our eyes in
the second half. Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible. You
can go through all the numbers there, and all Tennessee
had to do was nurse the lead. That's it, seventeen
point lead, you know, nurse the lead. They don't have
any offense at quarterback there Chicago and will Levis was
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he ten of seventeen sixty yards and two interceptions. In
the second half he averaged three point five yards and
this is not his rookie season. There as the Pratt
fall of Pratt falls for the Tennessee quarterback. But you
mix in a blocked punt which was also returned special
teams for Chicago. They got the score and it was
the perfect storm for the Titans who were looking good,
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looking pretty good, right, looking solid, and then they had
to play the rest of the game. So with the
way and Kayla Williams becoming the first number one pick
despite sucking, the first number one pick to win in
week one of his rookie years since David Carr a
generation ago in twenty oh one. Now, page two, how
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would you rate Jaden Daniels' debut with the Washington football
team Washington. They took it in the schnaz there in
their game, Washington playing Tampa Bay and this game not
close at all. As the other said they called the
Buccaneers the Bucks and whatnot, but that the Tampa wins
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that game thirty seven to twenty. It was sixteen to
seven at half, but the Bucks were in control. If
you saw the game, you know what I'm talking about.
So how would you rate Jayden Daniels well in terms
of heading the other quarterbacks? You the other rookiequarters. He
was heading shoulders above the other quarterbacks. He had the
fattest box score, He had the fastest box score for
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whatever that's worth. Had eight eight yards on the ground,
a couple of scores on the ground, one hundred and
eighty four yards for the air. Those numbers seemed a
little inflated to me watching the game, I did not
sense that he was playing all that well. But again, compared,
the standard is low. The bar is low when you're
comparing him to the other rookie quarterbacks. Daniels scored on
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two touchdown runs from the goal line on quarterback keepers.
Both came on the option play there and he did
fatten up some stats in the fourth quarter with the
game already in control, now the final point, the other
the other quarterback, the other rookie to start. Give me
your reaction to Bo Nicks and his first start as
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the Broncos played in Seattle. So we were wondering what
we were gonna get. I was optimistic. I admit I
was optimistic. I was like, Okay, he's not that bad.
He's not gonna be as good as he was in
the exhibition season. He was mister August. He dominated August. Unfortunately,
those games don't count. He was wonderful, mister practice quarterback.
Ideal against a Seahawk defense, which I have in the
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middle of the NFL, not near the top. They're in
the middle. They're not the worst. They're not at the top.
They're somewhere in the middle. Bow Knicks. The flavor of
the day on the menu for Sean Payton was dead meatloaf.
That was Bo Knicks in this game. My god, I mean,
you talk about having stage fright. He thought Tom Brady
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was bad. Bo Knicks man did not matter. No matter
how much Sean Payton tried to coach him up. It
didn't matter. Bo Nicks finished with just one hundred and
thirty eight yards that's it on forty two attempts. Yeah,
and the majority of the completion's twenty six completions coming
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just a few yards either behind the line of scrimmage
or in front of the line of scrimmage. But it
was bad. It was and the game was right here.
And that's the maddening thing. If you liked the Broncos,
and I got no skin in the game. I did
have the Broncos on the TV show, for whatever that's worth.
But Bo Nicks, oh my god, the BOW Show. He
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averaged somehow three point three yards per past that was
the popular number there, half the sign of the devil.
Three point three yards per pass there, and took him
thirty four pass attempts to get to one hundred yards.
I didn't play in the NFL. But I'm told that's
not good. I'm told that's not what you're looking for.
And these are again part of the growing pains. But
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you look at how terrible Seattle played, and they tried
to give you the game, and you couldn't take it.
You couldn't get it done. The Seahawks had not one
but two safeties. Their offensive line wasn't able to block.
They were holding guys in the end zone in this Now,
the Seahawks look good. They dressed better. Those Bronco uniforms snink.
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But the Seahawks wore their old uniforms. They were great.
And Gino Smith not good. I just typical average suck
bag Gino Smith and that's all you need to suck
bag Gino better than bo Nicks. So a deflating beginning
for bow Knicks. But you got to go through this
and there will be better days. And if they're not
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better days, then you just cut bait and draft somebody
else next year and do it all over again. And
the Broncos will they will absolutely have to do that
if bo Nix does not show signs of improvement. But
it is all all one game. But we do the
show today and we have to give commentary today, and
we don't wait till week two. We have to do
the show right now, and we'll see how things go Broncos.
If you look ahead in week number two they have
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the Steelers. Good luck on that. I'm sure Bownicks will
do much better against the Steelers defense. What could possibly
go wrong with that particular game? It is the Ben
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the mallor Riddle of the day. And here is the
mallor Riddle of the day. Former coach Steve Mariucci mooch.
Former coach Steve Mariucci, who somehow did not lose his
job when everyone else got whacked at the NFL Network.
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For some reason, they kept him around anyway. Former coach
Steve Mariucci brought his sixty four year old blank to
the NFL Network studios on Sunday. Again, Steve Mariucci brought
his sixty four year old blank to the NFL Network
studios on Sunday. That is the mailor riddle love the day.
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Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's Ben Maller and the Mallor Riddle of the day.
Former coach Steve Mariucci brought his sixty four year old
blank to NFL Network over the weekend for some odd reason.
Some odd reason, that is the question. What is the
answer to the Mallard Riddle of the day? Andy from
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Lion o' Lakes in Minnesota says his sixty four year
old jockstrap. Mallard prop guy says wheelchair is the answer.
Fergdog going with his wife and man. She was stunning.
Who else do you have? Page down Paul Horning sixty
four year old Jockstrap guest by Stevie Meatballs, his surgically
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removed gallbladder from Miguel on Fire, His TV dentist guest
by Alf the Alien o Piner. Wow, that's not a
flatter photo. Gluestick from King Rory french Wine guest by
Femi the Uber Eats driver from Minnesota. His childhood buddy
tom Izzo from Donkey Sausage Side Chick from Eke and
(15:16):
roseviil Minnesota. Inflatable lover from Johnny Q. Who else do
we have? A sixty four year old pet snake? From
JT the Wingman? Okay, stuck in sacramentocist top of the
hour monologue, outstanding, well, thank you. The answer to the
riddle is his sixty four year old dog. Now that
would be impressive. Can't close the deal? Meal is up
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late with us, he says, The answer is a sixty
four year old ken of pepsi. Who else do you have?
Page down crocodile guests by mad Jack pet rock from
Slim Tim Tortoise from Eric that's his answer? Who else?
All right, that's enough. Do you have an answer, Eddie
to the Mallard Riddle of the Dead the malor riddle of.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
The day, It was his sixty four year old coaching whistle.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Sixty four year old whistle. Okay, that's wrong. Steve Mariucci
brought his sixty four year old cast from when he
broke his wrist at age four. They were having a
discussion about Joe Burrow's injury and he happened to have
a sixty four year old cast from when he broke
his wrist as a child. Which makes you wonder, is
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Steve Mariucci a hoarder? Is the man a hoarder? Could
he be related to the handsome hoarder cowboy John Bradden Winsor, Ontario.
Let's go to the phones. We'll say hello to hot
see you know. Let's go to helmet man. Helmet man
is on the air everywhere. Hello helmet Man.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Am I axle on the lie there?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No, he knows he's famous. He knows that famous line,
Hello helmet man.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh, I couldn't make it up fair today because I
olvera slipped.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You overslept. The game started at one o'clock. You usually
don't go out there until after the game. The game
ended around four o'clock. You couldn't make it out there
by four o'clock in the afternoon, la time?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
No I was up there?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Oh you were then you didn't oversleep?
Speaker 9 (17:17):
No, I was there at six going on seven o'clock PM.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Who cares? Anything was over by then?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I just went up there.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
It was still daylight. I'll walk around. How they didn't
Holly see nobody up there because I'm at the hotel
now instead of my apartment.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, I understand, I got you. And no cockroaches or
anything at the hotel were good on that?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, none of that. One time or along time o'clock.
I've seen some ear wig bugs, he said, some.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
E earwig bugs.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Okay, yeah, ear wings.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Ear wing.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
The ones that if you step on them there's still
be alive. The hard to.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Get rid of.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Fascinating. Yeah, so you you must have had a tough
night on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was listening to jazz all night. I was listening
to Sarah von and and Ella Fitzgerald. I've stayed the
legend sleep. When I got up, it was like nine
something in the morning. Ten in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh that's early in the morning. Though, ten in the morning,
plenty of time. You could have made it out there,
did little tailgating with the Raider fans. You was out there, No,
I was a god. No, Eddie was out there though.
Eddie was out tailgating.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
About the time I got to the hotel, my shirt
in my my gap shirt and my T shirt. There
was like, I feel like it was in water.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It was all Yes, that's because it was hot. That's
because it was hot. It was it was one hundred degrees.
That's what happened. See, when it's hot, there's the same
called persuation. It's you sweat and everything gets wet. It's fascinating.
You're from Baltimore, you did you know about that? Come on,
it gets humid. They didn't get humid here.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, but they cheated on them, pinky. I call it
touchdown gate.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Touchdown gate, Oh, because the guy got his feet out
of mounds and you thought they were inbounds.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
But when when they were back in the day, people
just come in with a touchdown. They did all that
through politics to change the rules, so they make it
harder to get a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, it's keeping your feet in bounds. That's a new rule.
They've never done that before. They're trying to hold the
man down. Clearly, your your feet, God forbid, your feet
are inbounds. What are they thinking? This is blasphemy and
they're trying to hold the Ravens down. Help it man. Yeah,
they they're cheating on the Ravens. They're trying to help
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the Chiefs out because of Taylor Swift. If there's anything
that the NFL wants, it's less scoring.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yes, we would have.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
And we would have got that.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, of course, I agree with you. The NFL tried
to stick it to Baltimore yet to get I gotta
go help me at thank you. But come by and
see us sometime. Right.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Yeah, I'll be up there.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I was wearing my Cowboys pants with the strings, the
silver strings on the side.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, that's fascinating. I'm sure you looked wonderful you were
on the catwalk there, and thank you the great helmet man.
Legend of the show. Let's sail her to hollering James,
another legend in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello, hollering James, I Ben,
how you doing?
Speaker 11 (20:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
If I was any better, I'd be a Donald, but
not Sam Donald because he is the greatest Viking quarterback
of all time.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Follow Betty late jumps with this joke, or.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
You'd be a better.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I did not understand anything you just said.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
I should.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Will you be a benefit journal? Come on, my job
was findy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Let's say hello to blind Emmett, the Seahawks fan. Hello,
blind EMMITTT.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Man?
Speaker 11 (21:23):
What we just deal with right there?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Moving on? We're not gonna focus on that. We're gonna
move on. We're gonna pay I'm gonna deal with ten
times a day. Yeah, and he's gonna call back seventeen
times now because it wasn't on the air longer though.
If I was old for three hours snoring on the
air man. We all know that he hasn't snored in
a while and and his calls have gone.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Down it do it?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Do you know?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
It's been such a long time. I feel like we're
you know, expecting one sooner.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You better hold on, hold on, James, how come you
don't snore anymore? James? Well that's a great point by
blind how come you're not snoring anymore?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Tell blind member, I'm pisching no dot.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Blind m and he's taking he's taking no dose blind Etta.
All right, all right, I guess he has nothing to say? Yeah,
blind at what what's your your take here? Blind? Name
it please?
Speaker 10 (22:15):
So I want to talk about this Tom Brady thing.
You know I heard you know, I'll say Harry and
England were saying this, and you were kind of saying this,
and people on Instagram were just giving Tom Brady absolute
hell and like, look, I get it's his first name
broadcasting and you know he hasn't really done this before.
He's been a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
But give it some time, man, I think that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Why would we do that? We I have to do
the show right now? Why why do you pay me?
And then I'll show up in a year and we
can check how Brady did. How about that? I got
a job, I do. I gotta do a show tonight.
I can't wait, So wait seven weeks to judge Brady.
What kind of bizarre world are you in?
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Do you think?
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Do you think he's just supposed to come out of
the gates firing and beare.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yes for three hundred seven any five million dollars? Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Oh, it could be an overpay.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I mean, well, let's be real, who knows.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
If Brady was actually like practicing prodcast. I'm not trying
to make excuses.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
It's just I don't.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Think he's like tapped in like I I mean, I
think if he really taps in and does it, I
think it would be cool to hear, you know, the
the the mind of the goat, you know, talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's a different Do you understand it's a different skill set?
Do you understand it's not the same skill set that
the ability to communicate. To play football and to talk
football are two different things. And Brady proved that by
how bad he was. Okay, he proved that for the
world to see. You think he'd just show up as
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Tom f and Brady, he'd be great. I didn't see that.
I didn't hear that.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
I mean, the thing is too like I'll talk about
Tony Romo because like he's kind of hated too.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
It's like he like provides good.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
And now this.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
But for me, what it is is like the glazing
of all these quarterbacks. Like whenever Josh Allen or Patrick
Mahomes is a on a game, Tony, I'm as Colin,
it's just unbearable.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, they all they all wear knee patch for the
they all wear knee pats for the court. They're all
in the production meeting, they're they're all, well.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
What how do you label something a throw of the
year after one week?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh yeah, no, we talked about that. Yeah it was
the thrower And yeah, he gets so excited, Collins with
he loves the quarterbacks. Every one of them is going
to be wonderful.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
I think if I were to play quarterback, he'd say,
I'm wonderful. And I can't even see.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
So, oh he's a what he's a blind emmett. He
can't see, but he can feel better than anybody. He's amazing.
He's got he's got a feel of the game that
blind app Yeah, feel of the game. All right, all right, buddy,
thank you go away. There's a blind Emmett and we
hang up on him and punch this there and there
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he goes.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific Top.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
For the fun fact of the hour. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Now, granted this is a small fun fact, but Alligator
Arms Murray of the Arizona football team in the first
half was balling sixteen of nineteen one hundred and thirty
one yards, one touchdown, twenty eight yards rushing. But then
they had to play the second half. How did he
do in the second half? Well, he came up small,
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Kyler Murray as he only completed five passes after halftime
against Buffalo five passes for thirty one yards in the
second half as the Buffalo Bills stormed back to take
down the Cardinals. As he just can't handle the entire game,
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Alligator Arms Murray after halftime, he was four of ten
in the fourth quarter for twenty eight yards. In the
third quarter, is one of two for three yards in
the third quarter of Buffalo outscoring the Cardinals fourteen to nothing.
In that third quarter as they end up the Bills
getting the comfort behind win in that game, exciting Bill's
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mafia so excited. Oh my god, they can't believe it.
They love it, they love it, they love it. Let's
go to the Fosse with saleo it do? Steve bo
in Manhattan on The Mother Show. Hello Steven Manhattan.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
This past weekend, Well are you confused?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I feel like you were waiting for another show to
put you on, and now you don't know what you
want to say. And now you're stumbling and bumbling and mumbling.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
No, I know what I want to say. I just
don't know if I should say. This past weekend, Willie
Brown was spotted walking into a Pittsburgh hotel wearing a
pair of groucho glasses, Big Ben stinguish panel spending audience,
Welcome to Hehaw. They should have just let Anthony Rizzo
wear a cub uniform this weekend. They were going to
cut out at least half the ceremonies they had going
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on there in Chicago. And all the exchech quarterbacks won
this weekend. They know they never win when they were
the Jets. But and I could just say, this guy
who coaches the Giants. Brian the bold One, I call
him Brian Dee Bowl. This guy is a scam. This
thing about him developing Josh Allen is nonsense. Woody Allen
would have could have could have been his quarterback coach
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there what could have did a better job too. Josh
Allen would have been Josh Allen no matter who the
quarterback was. This is a scam. If he could really
fix quarterbacks, Brian the bowl One, right, I would say that, Listen,
he'd be a billionaire. Guys would say, Hey, make my
kid into a high school quarterback or a college quarterback
and stuff. You wouldn't have to wait waste his time
in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, the guys, he'll be back with Josh Allen at
the end of the year because you're not gonna be
coaching the Giants. He'll be fired before the end of
the year and he can go back to Buffalo and
run the offense.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
I don't know, I'm getting the feeling he's getting like
the Rex treatment from the media, Like you know, I mean,
we'd rather have the fat Rex back. But still, the
thing is, he lasted too long with the Jets, and
the media always Rex. He went to the playoff. They
only Jet fans would breag about losing play games.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, he didn't get to the NFC or the AFC
championship game, but he lost. But now they can't even
sniff the playoffs playoffs.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Yeah, but still but brianon Bolan's getting that kind of advertising.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now, what are you going to do when the Jets
win tonight, when they beat the Niners? Are you going
to lose your minds?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
First of all, I think the coach, the head coach
of forty nine is is a scam. I really believe
the defensive coaches they've had the last few years.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Well, Shanahan's a scam.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Yeah, I don't think he's that good.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Come on, well, those guys that are like follow their
dad in the NFL, I will you know, I do
look at those guys difference, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
State this guy couldn't choose up sides in the schoolyard.
But the thing is the bottom line is the defensive
coach the first Super Bowl with the Chiefs, he's ahead,
he's they're running the ball, they're destroying the Chiefs, and
he goes to the passing game and he loses. And
then and last and earlier this year with the Super Bowl.
I don't want to talk about it. He's not that
good of a coach, deebo isn't that good of a coach,
(28:58):
And you would just if you be better up just
picking the coach out of a hat or something. When
it comes to NFL coaches, now that's a college.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You know what they should do, Steve, when the Jets
and the Giants both get rid of their coaches, they
can have like a wheel and spin the wheel and
have a bunch of names on the wheel, or have
a lottery and just put a bunch of people can
send their names in and then they just pick a
name out and then boom, you're the coach of the
Giants of the Jets. It's like a make a.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Wish thing, right, that's a good I just have all
the callers to the fan run the team. They better
listen the caller is the fan demanded some players come
up in twenty fifteen when they went to the World
Series and they did it. You know, it's the bottom
line there is these guys are not as good as
you think they are. I personally believe they're afraid of
the plays. That's why they really can't coach that good anymore.
(29:44):
Most of them are babysit is. And the thing with
the forty nine is, listen, you go to the Super
Bowl two times in the last five six years and
you can't win that even though you had a good
chance of winning. It's time to get rid of the coaching.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's a great idea. Fire Shanahan support that. Thank you
go away. There's Steven Manhattan. Let's say a loo to
Angry Bill who's in Jacksonville. Hello, Angry Bill, but his
heart is in Nutley, New Jersey.
Speaker 11 (30:11):
That's not nice. I solved the problem with this these
stugs in the w n B A. I'm tired of
picking up my Caitlin Clark. She is she is so
the best, the best that's walking around. I called it
my buddy Big Dom from the from the Eagles, and
he's gonna be at every playoff game of her playoff games,
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and if any of those studs come down and touch her,
he's gonna walk on that court ground by their brash
drops and snapping around their heads. This guy, Big Dom
is in my court now. And the thugs in the
WNBA are in trouble. We're gonna solve them.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Good thank you. Uh call someone that cares very nice.
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Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hey you sports figure guy, or you're here, well you
talking to sons here some interesting advice hold that do
no one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds and.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
If you don't like it, you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And away we go. It's the Advice line, unscreened radio.
Who needs our advice? Why there's so many people who
need our advice? Over the Carolina Panthers who lost forty
seven to ten to the Saints somehow all these rookie quarterbacks.
But we're gonna go back to Friday Friday Night in
Brazil where the Green Bay Packers, who fancy themselves a
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contender in the National Football Conference. At the end of
their game they lost to Philadelphia. They suffer an injury
to quarterback Jordan Loves or advice to the Packers on
how to deal with the loss of their starting quarterback
Jordan Love. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, they don't have any
backup quarterback Willis stinks. Line one, You're on the Airline one.
(32:46):
Advice to the Packers.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Line one, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, thank you, Line too. You're on the air at
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Hello. Line two
morning time.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
It could be worse, could be with the commanders.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That is true. That's Ricky Maryland. He knows all about that.
He's in the belly of the beast. Line three, You're
on the Airline three. Hello, I need to retire. Oh
that's our friend from Cincinnati. I get out here. A
line number four, you're on the airline four.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
I got advice for the Pitchers the Dodgers farm system.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Get the hell out of there before just go have
surgery right now. Just just might as well just have
Tommy John right now. Line five, you're on the airline five.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Hello, it seems like you guys are missing something in
the middle of your defensive line in an overtime period
event like an All Pro Thearon.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh oh see, oh, that's overtime. I guess the team
in the NFC Championship game, you punk. Let's go to
line number six. Hello. Line six, you're on the airline six.
Line six is not there. We're going to line one.
It's the instant advice line. The Green Bay Packers lost
their starting quarterback, Jordan Lob we're giving advice to the Packers. Hello.
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Line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 11 (33:57):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Then I would look the Green Bay Packers square in
the eye.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And say, oh, legend, legend is back. All I've missed you.
So A line two, you're on the airline too. Where's
he been? Line too?
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Hello, Mike Caitlin Clark.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right, let's go to line three. Line three, you're
on the air. The Packers lose Jordan Love. They have
Malik Willis as their quarterback. Advice to green Bay. Line
number three, I'll do a cute oh oh Mark, the
guys coming and get you. Line number five. Hello, Line five,
shall be like.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
The Raiders hire a coach just because you wear salder jackets.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
The right's a cool car.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay, a bitter Raider fan party of one. Line number four, Hello,
line four, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Man, I would just remind them that when you use
code word maler on drafting, the crown is yours.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, that's right, baby, the prownise. Line Line six. Tell
all line six, you're on the air. Line six, we're
giving advice to the Packers. They lost Jordan Love for
probably a month at least. There. Hello, line six, fuck
it up.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
Eat more cheese?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, just eat no cheese curds. Man, that's what you
just eats a lot of cheese. Skirts. You don't feel
bad at all. We eat cheese skirts, They're wonderful. Line
number one, number it hot, okay, thank you, line too,
you're on the air. We're giving advice with the Packers.
Line two go.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
And you made fun of Jimmy rage Pelim and he's
gonna come back to haunt.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, no I did, and somebody else did. Line number three,
Blind Scott. Line three, Hello your mood okay, thank you
for that. Line four. Your next advice to the packers
sans Jordan love.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
As long as there's no eye contact or hair polling,
it's not gay.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, thank you for that. Line five. Hello, you're on
the Airline five. Line five is not there. We're going
to line six. Line six, you're on the air. Go okay,
whatever you said. I will do one more and only
one more. Coup Peggett. Final call is an advice life
for the packards. Line three, Line three, you're on the air.
Go Line three No, Line three you were not fast enough.
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Line three. Bad job by line three, Shame on you.
Line three
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumb birth three, a Waterloo moment here in
our number three, as it's all about the newbies, It's
all about the newbies.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What are your first impressions of Caleb Williams in Chicago,
the Bears coming back to win their game? How would
you rate Jaden Daniel's debut with Washington? And give me
your reaction to Bo Nick's first start with the Broncos.
We'll discuss all of that and much more right now here.
It is our number three, a country Bear jambury.
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Speaker 1 (01:48):
So are lead this hour. It's all about the newbies.
If you saw Benny Versus the Penny, the latest episode
streaming on Peacocks, still you although it stated on that show,
we talked about all the new quarterback, the shiny new
players in the NFL and whatnot. And our lead from Chicago,
the Bears and the Tennessee Titans got together. They locked
horns on the shores of Lake Michigan at Soldier Field,
(02:12):
the iconic Soldier Field. So good. The Bears want to
get the hell out of Soldier Field and build their
new stadium. But it was the first look at the
number one overall pick, Caleb Williams. Where you watching? So
I had this game. So now I don't watch the
red zone anymore. I make my own red zone. Back
(02:33):
in the day, I would usually flipping on from time
to time, But now I know my own thing. Let's
go from game to game, to game to game to game,
the game to game name bouncing all over the place,
bouncing all over place. So maybe I saw maybe not.
But Caleb Williams was upstaged by the Chicago defense someone
named Tyreek Stevenson. We're not sure who that is, apparently
(02:54):
an investor back. He returned to interception forty three yards
for pey dirt, the go ahead touchdown, and the Bears.
So I'm all the way back from seventeen down twenty
four to seventeen Chicago with the win over the Titans.
The Bears again down by three scores in the first half,
(03:15):
and they shut down the Titans from there on, spoiling
the debut for Tennessee their head coach Brian Callahan, as
will Levis rode the vomit comet in glorious fashion for
the Tennessee football team. But let us discuss the question,
what are your first impressions of Caleb Williams in Chicago?
(03:38):
So I've got the Beatles home depot and flavor of
the day, and we will combine all of these things
together and we will make a direct cash deposit. What
we're going to make right into your bank account. So
number why Caleb Williams looked overwhelmed if he looked overwhelmed
(04:02):
on my TV. Now this comes with the territory life
supposedly comes at you fast in the NFL, and all
of these quarterbacks sucked at a time you cannot suck,
and I'm fine with it. These guys have to play.
You have to get past that point. There's a certain
point of demarcation where you need to find out whether
they can get better. But these are part of the
(04:24):
growing paints, something that the Patriots are not experiencing right
now with Drake May because they're cowards and they're not
playing Drake May. You're telling me Drake May with New
England couldn't have handled the ball off fifty times in
that game in Cincinnati, they would have won the game also.
But in terms of Caleb Williams, as we started with
Caleb Williams and my first impressions of Caleb Williams overwhelmed.
As I said, struggled with the basics, struggled with the basics,
(04:47):
and he went out and was about what I thought
he was. He's actually a worse than I thought he
was going to be. Trying to get a drink of
water and there's a fire hose shooting water right no
your face, right in your schnaz You're trying to drink
it and Williams was garbage. He failed to complete any
pass longer than thirteen yards. I didn't play quarterback in
(05:09):
the NFL, but I don't think that's good. And he
had a yawn inducing ninety three yard afternoon. Chicago's offense
had not one, not two, not three, not four, not five?
How about six punts, three field goals, two of those
after Tennessee turnovers on a short field. So how did
the Bears win this game without a quarterback? How did
(05:30):
they win?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
They used the old Beatles tune. With a little help
for my friends. With a little help from my friends,
the Chicago defense dominating the second half. With a wink
and a nod to the quarterback for the Tennessee football
team who decided to take things into his own hands, though,
and they certainly Calwoo's got a bunch of help here
(05:51):
the Titans folded up. The Bears defense was good, but
they also got some help. Here's the Titans folded up
like a cheap beach tear with Lizzo on it. There,
and how bad was it? Will Levis wounded duck. I
would have rather had a jar of creamy mayonnaise playing
in the second half than the quarterback for the Titans
(06:11):
there as he disintegrated in front of our eyes in
the second half. Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible. You
can go through all the numbers there, and all Tennessee
had to do was nurse the lead. That's it, seventeen
point lead, you know, nurse the lead. They don't have
any offense at quarterback there Chicago and will Levis was
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he ten of seventeen sixty yards and two interceptions. In
the second half he averaged three point five yards and
this is not his rookie season. There as the Pratt
fall of Pratt falls for the Tennessee quarterback. But you
mix in a blocked punt which was also returned special
teams for Chicago. They got the score and it was
the perfect storm for the Titans who were looking good,
(06:55):
looking pretty good, right, looking solid, and then they had
to play the rest of the game. So with the
way and Kayla Williams becoming the first number one pick
despite sucking, the first number one pick to win in
week one of his rookie years since David Carr a
generation ago in twenty oh one. Now, page two, how
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would you rate Jaden Daniels' debut with the Washington football
team Washington. They took it in the schnaz there in
their game, Washington playing Tampa Bay and this game not
close at all. As the other said they called the
Buccaneers the Bucks and whatnot, but that the Tampa wins
(07:35):
that game thirty seven to twenty. It was sixteen to
seven at half, but the Bucks were in control. If
you saw the game, you know what I'm talking about.
So how would you rate Jayden Daniels well in terms
of heading the other quarterbacks? You the other rookiequarters. He
was heading shoulders above the other quarterbacks. He had the
fattest box score, He had the fastest box score for
(07:58):
whatever that's worth. Had eight eight yards on the ground,
a couple of scores on the ground, one hundred and
eighty four yards for the air. Those numbers seemed a
little inflated to me watching the game, I did not
sense that he was playing all that well. But again, compared,
the standard is low. The bar is low when you're
comparing him to the other rookie quarterbacks. Daniels scored on
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two touchdown runs from the goal line on quarterback keepers.
Both came on the option play there and he did
fatten up some stats in the fourth quarter with the
game already in control, now the final point, the other
the other quarterback, the other rookie to start. Give me
your reaction to Bo Nicks and his first start as
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the Broncos played in Seattle. So we were wondering what
we were gonna get. I was optimistic. I admit I
was optimistic. I was like, Okay, he's not that bad.
He's not gonna be as good as he was in
the exhibition season. He was mister August. He dominated August. Unfortunately,
those games don't count. He was wonderful, mister practice quarterback.
Ideal against a Seahawk defense, which I have in the
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middle of the NFL, not near the top. They're in
the middle. They're not the worst. They're not at the top.
They're somewhere in the middle. Bow Knicks. The flavor of
the day on the menu for Sean Payton was dead meatloaf.
That was Bo Knicks in this game. My god, I mean,
you talk about having stage fright. He thought Tom Brady
(09:26):
was bad. Bo Knicks man did not matter. No matter
how much Sean Payton tried to coach him up. It
didn't matter. Bo Nicks finished with just one hundred and
thirty eight yards that's it on forty two attempts. Yeah,
and the majority of the completion's twenty six completions coming
(09:50):
just a few yards either behind the line of scrimmage
or in front of the line of scrimmage. But it
was bad. It was and the game was right here.
And that's the maddening thing. If you liked the Broncos,
and I got no skin in the game. I did
have the Broncos on the TV show, for whatever that's worth.
But Bo Nicks, oh my god, the BOW Show. He
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averaged somehow three point three yards per past that was
the popular number there, half the sign of the devil.
Three point three yards per pass there, and took him
thirty four pass attempts to get to one hundred yards.
I didn't play in the NFL. But I'm told that's
not good. I'm told that's not what you're looking for.
And these are again part of the growing pains. But
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you look at how terrible Seattle played, and they tried
to give you the game, and you couldn't take it.
You couldn't get it done. The Seahawks had not one
but two safeties. Their offensive line wasn't able to block.
They were holding guys in the end zone in this Now,
the Seahawks look good. They dressed better. Those Bronco uniforms snink.
(10:57):
But the Seahawks wore their old uniforms. They were great.
And Gino Smith not good. I just typical average suck
bag Gino Smith and that's all you need to suck
bag Gino better than bo Nicks. So a deflating beginning
for bow Knicks. But you got to go through this
and there will be better days. And if they're not
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better days, then you just cut bait and draft somebody
else next year and do it all over again. And
the Broncos will they will absolutely have to do that
if bo Nix does not show signs of improvement. But
it is all all one game. But we do the
show today and we have to give commentary today, and
we don't wait till week two. We have to do
the show right now, and we'll see how things go Broncos.
If you look ahead in week number two they have
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the Steelers. Good luck on that. I'm sure Bownicks will
do much better against the Steelers defense. What could possibly
go wrong with that particular game? It is the Ben
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Former coach Steve Mariucci, who somehow did not lose his
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(12:23):
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Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's Ben Maller and the Mallor Riddle of the day.
Former coach Steve Mariucci brought his sixty four year old
blank to NFL Network over the weekend for some odd reason.
Some odd reason, that is the question. What is the
answer to the Mallard Riddle of the day? Andy from
(14:28):
Lion o' Lakes in Minnesota says his sixty four year
old jockstrap. Mallard prop guy says wheelchair is the answer.
Fergdog going with his wife and man. She was stunning.
Who else do you have? Page down Paul Horning sixty
four year old Jockstrap guest by Stevie Meatballs, his surgically
(14:51):
removed gallbladder from Miguel on Fire, His TV dentist guest
by Alf the Alien o Piner. Wow, that's not a
flatter photo. Gluestick from King Rory french Wine guest by
Femi the Uber Eats driver from Minnesota. His childhood buddy
tom Izzo from Donkey Sausage Side Chick from Eke and
(15:16):
roseviil Minnesota. Inflatable lover from Johnny Q. Who else do
we have? A sixty four year old pet snake? From
JT the Wingman? Okay, stuck in sacramentocist top of the
hour monologue, outstanding, well, thank you. The answer to the
riddle is his sixty four year old dog. Now that
would be impressive. Can't close the deal? Meal is up
(15:38):
late with us, he says, The answer is a sixty
four year old ken of pepsi. Who else do you have?
Page down crocodile guests by mad Jack pet rock from
Slim Tim Tortoise from Eric that's his answer? Who else?
All right, that's enough. Do you have an answer, Eddie
to the Mallard Riddle of the Dead the malor riddle of.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
The day, It was his sixty four year old coaching whistle.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Sixty four year old whistle. Okay, that's wrong. Steve Mariucci
brought his sixty four year old cast from when he
broke his wrist at age four. They were having a
discussion about Joe Burrow's injury and he happened to have
a sixty four year old cast from when he broke
his wrist as a child. Which makes you wonder, is
(16:28):
Steve Mariucci a hoarder? Is the man a hoarder? Could
he be related to the handsome hoarder cowboy John Bradden Winsor, Ontario.
Let's go to the phones. We'll say hello to hot
see you know. Let's go to helmet man. Helmet man
is on the air everywhere. Hello helmet Man.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Am I axle on the lie there?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No, he knows he's famous. He knows that famous line,
Hello helmet man.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh, I couldn't make it up fair today because I
olvera slipped.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You overslept. The game started at one o'clock. You usually
don't go out there until after the game. The game
ended around four o'clock. You couldn't make it out there
by four o'clock in the afternoon, la time?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
No I was up there?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Oh you were then you didn't oversleep?
Speaker 9 (17:17):
No, I was there at six going on seven o'clock PM.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Who cares? Anything was over by then?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I just went up there.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
It was still daylight. I'll walk around. How they didn't
Holly see nobody up there because I'm at the hotel
now instead of my apartment.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, I understand, I got you. And no cockroaches or
anything at the hotel were good on that?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, none of that. One time or along time o'clock.
I've seen some ear wig bugs, he said, some.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
E earwig bugs.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Okay, yeah, ear wings.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Ear wing.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
The ones that if you step on them there's still
be alive. The hard to.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Get rid of.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Fascinating. Yeah, so you you must have had a tough
night on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I was listening to jazz all night. I was listening
to Sarah von and and Ella Fitzgerald. I've stayed the
legend sleep. When I got up, it was like nine
something in the morning. Ten in the morning.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh that's early in the morning. Though, ten in the morning,
plenty of time. You could have made it out there,
did little tailgating with the Raider fans. You was out there, No,
I was a god. No, Eddie was out there though.
Eddie was out tailgating.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
About the time I got to the hotel, my shirt
in my my gap shirt and my T shirt. There
was like, I feel like it was in water.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It was all Yes, that's because it was hot. That's
because it was hot. It was it was one hundred degrees.
That's what happened. See, when it's hot, there's the same
called persuation. It's you sweat and everything gets wet. It's fascinating.
You're from Baltimore, you did you know about that? Come on,
it gets humid. They didn't get humid here.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, but they cheated on them, pinky. I call it
touchdown gate.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Touchdown gate, Oh, because the guy got his feet out
of mounds and you thought they were inbounds.
Speaker 10 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
But when when they were back in the day, people
just come in with a touchdown. They did all that
through politics to change the rules, so they make it
harder to get a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, it's keeping your feet in bounds. That's a new rule.
They've never done that before. They're trying to hold the
man down. Clearly, your your feet, God forbid, your feet
are inbounds. What are they thinking? This is blasphemy and
they're trying to hold the Ravens down. Help it man. Yeah,
they they're cheating on the Ravens. They're trying to help
(20:00):
the Chiefs out because of Taylor Swift. If there's anything
that the NFL wants, it's less scoring.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yes, we would have.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
And we would have got that.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, of course, I agree with you. The NFL tried
to stick it to Baltimore yet to get I gotta
go help me at thank you. But come by and
see us sometime. Right.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Yeah, I'll be up there.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I was wearing my Cowboys pants with the strings, the
silver strings on the side.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, that's fascinating. I'm sure you looked wonderful you were
on the catwalk there, and thank you the great helmet man.
Legend of the show. Let's sail her to hollering James,
another legend in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello, hollering James, I Ben,
how you doing?
Speaker 11 (20:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
If I was any better, I'd be a Donald, but
not Sam Donald because he is the greatest Viking quarterback
of all time.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Follow Betty late jumps with this joke, or.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
You'd be a better.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I did not understand anything you just said.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
I should.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Will you be a benefit journal? Come on, my job
was findy.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Let's say hello to blind Emmett, the Seahawks fan. Hello,
blind EMMITTT.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Man?
Speaker 11 (21:23):
What we just deal with right there?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Moving on? We're not gonna focus on that. We're gonna
move on. We're gonna pay I'm gonna deal with ten
times a day. Yeah, and he's gonna call back seventeen
times now because it wasn't on the air longer though.
If I was old for three hours snoring on the
air man. We all know that he hasn't snored in
a while and and his calls have gone.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Down it do it?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Do you know?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
It's been such a long time. I feel like we're
you know, expecting one sooner.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You better hold on, hold on, James, how come you
don't snore anymore? James? Well that's a great point by
blind how come you're not snoring anymore?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Tell blind member, I'm pisching no dot.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Blind m and he's taking he's taking no dose blind Etta.
All right, all right, I guess he has nothing to say? Yeah,
blind at what what's your your take here? Blind? Name
it please?
Speaker 10 (22:15):
So I want to talk about this Tom Brady thing.
You know I heard you know, I'll say Harry and
England were saying this, and you were kind of saying this,
and people on Instagram were just giving Tom Brady absolute
hell and like, look, I get it's his first name
broadcasting and you know he hasn't really done this before.
He's been a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
But give it some time, man, I think that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Why would we do that? We I have to do
the show right now? Why why do you pay me?
And then I'll show up in a year and we
can check how Brady did. How about that? I got
a job, I do. I gotta do a show tonight.
I can't wait, So wait seven weeks to judge Brady.
What kind of bizarre world are you in?
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Do you think?
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Do you think he's just supposed to come out of
the gates firing and beare.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yes for three hundred seven any five million dollars? Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
Oh, it could be an overpay.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I mean, well, let's be real, who knows.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
If Brady was actually like practicing prodcast. I'm not trying
to make excuses.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
It's just I don't.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Think he's like tapped in like I I mean, I
think if he really taps in and does it, I
think it would be cool to hear, you know, the
the the mind of the goat, you know, talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's a different Do you understand it's a different skill set?
Do you understand it's not the same skill set that
the ability to communicate. To play football and to talk
football are two different things. And Brady proved that by
how bad he was. Okay, he proved that for the
world to see. You think he'd just show up as
(23:40):
Tom f and Brady, he'd be great. I didn't see that.
I didn't hear that.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
I mean, the thing is too like I'll talk about
Tony Romo because like he's kind of hated too.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
It's like he like provides good.
Speaker 9 (23:51):
And now this.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
But for me, what it is is like the glazing
of all these quarterbacks. Like whenever Josh Allen or Patrick
Mahomes is a on a game, Tony, I'm as Colin,
it's just unbearable.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, they all they all wear knee patch for the
they all wear knee pats for the court. They're all
in the production meeting, they're they're all, well.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
What how do you label something a throw of the
year after one week?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh yeah, no, we talked about that. Yeah it was
the thrower And yeah, he gets so excited, Collins with
he loves the quarterbacks. Every one of them is going
to be wonderful.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
I think if I were to play quarterback, he'd say,
I'm wonderful. And I can't even see.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
So, oh he's a what he's a blind emmett. He
can't see, but he can feel better than anybody. He's amazing.
He's got he's got a feel of the game that
blind app Yeah, feel of the game. All right, all right, buddy,
thank you go away. There's a blind Emmett and we
hang up on him and punch this there and there
(24:50):
he goes.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific Top.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
For the fun fact of the hour. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Now, granted this is a small fun fact, but Alligator
Arms Murray of the Arizona football team in the first
half was balling sixteen of nineteen one hundred and thirty
one yards, one touchdown, twenty eight yards rushing. But then
they had to play the second half. How did he
do in the second half? Well, he came up small,
(25:22):
Kyler Murray as he only completed five passes after halftime
against Buffalo five passes for thirty one yards in the
second half as the Buffalo Bills stormed back to take
down the Cardinals. As he just can't handle the entire game,
(25:43):
Alligator Arms Murray after halftime, he was four of ten
in the fourth quarter for twenty eight yards. In the
third quarter, is one of two for three yards in
the third quarter of Buffalo outscoring the Cardinals fourteen to nothing.
In that third quarter as they end up the Bills
getting the comfort behind win in that game, exciting Bill's
(26:06):
mafia so excited. Oh my god, they can't believe it.
They love it, they love it, they love it. Let's
go to the Fosse with saleo it do? Steve bo
in Manhattan on The Mother Show. Hello Steven Manhattan.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
This past weekend, Well are you confused?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I feel like you were waiting for another show to
put you on, and now you don't know what you
want to say. And now you're stumbling and bumbling and mumbling.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
No, I know what I want to say. I just
don't know if I should say. This past weekend, Willie
Brown was spotted walking into a Pittsburgh hotel wearing a
pair of groucho glasses, Big Ben stinguish panel spending audience,
Welcome to Hehaw. They should have just let Anthony Rizzo
wear a cub uniform this weekend. They were going to
cut out at least half the ceremonies they had going
(26:54):
on there in Chicago. And all the exchech quarterbacks won
this weekend. They know they never win when they were
the Jets. But and I could just say, this guy
who coaches the Giants. Brian the bold One, I call
him Brian Dee Bowl. This guy is a scam. This
thing about him developing Josh Allen is nonsense. Woody Allen
would have could have could have been his quarterback coach
(27:16):
there what could have did a better job too. Josh
Allen would have been Josh Allen no matter who the
quarterback was. This is a scam. If he could really
fix quarterbacks, Brian the bowl One, right, I would say that, Listen,
he'd be a billionaire. Guys would say, Hey, make my
kid into a high school quarterback or a college quarterback
and stuff. You wouldn't have to wait waste his time
in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, the guys, he'll be back with Josh Allen at
the end of the year because you're not gonna be
coaching the Giants. He'll be fired before the end of
the year and he can go back to Buffalo and
run the offense.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
I don't know, I'm getting the feeling he's getting like
the Rex treatment from the media, Like you know, I mean,
we'd rather have the fat Rex back. But still, the
thing is, he lasted too long with the Jets, and
the media always Rex. He went to the playoff. They
only Jet fans would breag about losing play games.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, he didn't get to the NFC or the AFC
championship game, but he lost. But now they can't even
sniff the playoffs playoffs.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Yeah, but still but brianon Bolan's getting that kind of advertising.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now, what are you going to do when the Jets
win tonight, when they beat the Niners? Are you going
to lose your minds?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
First of all, I think the coach, the head coach
of forty nine is is a scam. I really believe
the defensive coaches they've had the last few years.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Well, Shanahan's a scam.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Yeah, I don't think he's that good.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Come on, well, those guys that are like follow their
dad in the NFL, I will you know, I do
look at those guys difference, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
State this guy couldn't choose up sides in the schoolyard.
But the thing is the bottom line is the defensive
coach the first Super Bowl with the Chiefs, he's ahead,
he's they're running the ball, they're destroying the Chiefs, and
he goes to the passing game and he loses. And
then and last and earlier this year with the Super Bowl.
I don't want to talk about it. He's not that
good of a coach, deebo isn't that good of a coach,
(28:58):
And you would just if you be better up just
picking the coach out of a hat or something. When
it comes to NFL coaches, now that's a college.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You know what they should do, Steve, when the Jets
and the Giants both get rid of their coaches, they
can have like a wheel and spin the wheel and
have a bunch of names on the wheel, or have
a lottery and just put a bunch of people can
send their names in and then they just pick a
name out and then boom, you're the coach of the
Giants of the Jets. It's like a make a.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Wish thing, right, that's a good I just have all
the callers to the fan run the team. They better
listen the caller is the fan demanded some players come
up in twenty fifteen when they went to the World
Series and they did it. You know, it's the bottom
line there is these guys are not as good as
you think they are. I personally believe they're afraid of
the plays. That's why they really can't coach that good anymore.
(29:44):
Most of them are babysit is. And the thing with
the forty nine is, listen, you go to the Super
Bowl two times in the last five six years and
you can't win that even though you had a good
chance of winning. It's time to get rid of the coaching.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's a great idea. Fire Shanahan support that. Thank you
go away. There's Steven Manhattan. Let's say a loo to
Angry Bill who's in Jacksonville. Hello, Angry Bill, but his
heart is in Nutley, New Jersey.
Speaker 11 (30:11):
That's not nice. I solved the problem with this these
stugs in the w n B A. I'm tired of
picking up my Caitlin Clark. She is she is so
the best, the best that's walking around. I called it
my buddy Big Dom from the from the Eagles, and
he's gonna be at every playoff game of her playoff games,
(30:33):
and if any of those studs come down and touch her,
he's gonna walk on that court ground by their brash
drops and snapping around their heads. This guy, Big Dom
is in my court now. And the thugs in the
WNBA are in trouble. We're gonna solve them.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Good thank you. Uh call someone that cares very nice.
We will press on here instant advice line. Who needs
the advice? The wisdom then knowledge of the Malard Militia.
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Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hey you sports figure guy, or you're here, well you
talking to sons here some interesting advice hold that do
no one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds and.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
If you don't like it, you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
And away we go. It's the Advice line, unscreened radio.
Who needs our advice? Why there's so many people who
need our advice? Over the Carolina Panthers who lost forty
seven to ten to the Saints somehow all these rookie quarterbacks.
But we're gonna go back to Friday Friday Night in
Brazil where the Green Bay Packers, who fancy themselves a
(32:25):
contender in the National Football Conference. At the end of
their game they lost to Philadelphia. They suffer an injury
to quarterback Jordan Loves or advice to the Packers on
how to deal with the loss of their starting quarterback
Jordan Love. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, they don't have any
backup quarterback Willis stinks. Line one, You're on the Airline one.
(32:46):
Advice to the Packers.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Line one, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, thank you, Line too. You're on the air at
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Hello. Line two
morning time.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
It could be worse, could be with the commanders.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That is true. That's Ricky Maryland. He knows all about that.
He's in the belly of the beast. Line three, You're
on the Airline three. Hello, I need to retire. Oh
that's our friend from Cincinnati. I get out here. A
line number four, you're on the airline four.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
I got advice for the Pitchers the Dodgers farm system.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Get the hell out of there before just go have
surgery right now. Just just might as well just have
Tommy John right now. Line five, you're on the airline five.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Hello, it seems like you guys are missing something in
the middle of your defensive line in an overtime period
event like an All Pro Thearon.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh oh see, oh, that's overtime. I guess the team
in the NFC Championship game, you punk. Let's go to
line number six. Hello. Line six, you're on the airline six.
Line six is not there. We're going to line one.
It's the instant advice line. The Green Bay Packers lost
their starting quarterback, Jordan Lob we're giving advice to the Packers. Hello.
(33:54):
Line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 11 (33:57):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Then I would look the Green Bay Packers square in
the eye.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And say, oh, legend, legend is back. All I've missed you.
So A line two, you're on the airline too. Where's
he been? Line too?
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Hello, Mike Caitlin Clark.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
All right, let's go to line three. Line three, you're
on the air. The Packers lose Jordan Love. They have
Malik Willis as their quarterback. Advice to green Bay. Line
number three, I'll do a cute oh oh Mark, the
guys coming and get you. Line number five. Hello, Line five,
shall be like.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
The Raiders hire a coach just because you wear salder jackets.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
The right's a cool car.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay, a bitter Raider fan party of one. Line number four, Hello,
line four, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Man, I would just remind them that when you use
code word maler on drafting, the crown is yours.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, that's right, baby, the prownise. Line Line six. Tell
all line six, you're on the air. Line six, we're
giving advice to the Packers. They lost Jordan Love for
probably a month at least. There. Hello, line six, fuck
it up.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
Eat more cheese?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, just eat no cheese curds. Man, that's what you
just eats a lot of cheese. Skirts. You don't feel
bad at all. We eat cheese skirts, They're wonderful. Line
number one, number it hot, okay, thank you, line too,
you're on the air. We're giving advice with the Packers.
Line two go.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
And you made fun of Jimmy rage Pelim and he's
gonna come back to haunt.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, no I did, and somebody else did. Line number three,
Blind Scott. Line three, Hello your mood okay, thank you
for that. Line four. Your next advice to the packers
sans Jordan love.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
As long as there's no eye contact or hair polling,
it's not gay.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, thank you for that. Line five. Hello, you're on
the Airline five. Line five is not there. We're going
to line six. Line six, you're on the air. Go okay,
whatever you said. I will do one more and only
one more. Coup Peggett. Final call is an advice life
for the packards. Line three, Line three, you're on the air.
Go Line three No, Line three you were not fast enough.
(36:20):
Line three. Bad job by line three, Shame on you.
Line three
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