October 9, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about Chiefs DT Chris Jones deleting social media after being caught not hustling, news that Bailey Zappe could be the Browns backup QB and where that leaves Shedeur Sanders, Bucs QB Baker Mayfield's changing perspective, #AskBen, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding long.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three, our number three, as we say,
boom shack alanca. We're talking some football this hour. Reminder
Benny Versus the Penny available on YouTube YouTube dot com
slash at Benny Vspenny pick on the Thursday Game will
be another episode up later today with all the other
big games of the weekend. But here in hour number three,
(00:23):
how do you process Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones deleting
social media after he was caught not hustling when the
Jacksonville quarterback Trevor Lawrence fell down. Also, Bailey Zappi could
be the Browns backup quarterback rather than you know who?
Where does this news leave Shooter Sanders in Cleveland? The
(00:44):
Browns trading Joe Flacco this week? And how do you
parse the words of Bucks quarterback Baker Mayfield on his
changing perceptions, the perceptions of him changing based on his success.
We'll talk about that as well. Right now here, it
is our number three.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, you didn't play well, so do the old scrubb
A dub dub.
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Welcome in the beginning of another.
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our number three. We have asked Ben coming up later
this hour, but our lead, we're gonna move away from
the baseball.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's been a baseball heavy show.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're past halftime and we did not have bad bunny
perform at our halftime show.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But we're gonna get into some football.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We go to cansa city where the Ben Mallard chicken
fingers are piping hot. At that iconic landing and Liberty, Missouri.
We had a wonderful meet and greet last November. Man
was that fun. So many people come from far away,
near and far. I had a great time. Hopefully we'll
go back there relatively soon again into Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Had a great time at Arrowhead as well.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not only not only did Taylor Swift's favorite team gag
against Jacksonville on Monday Night football, but one of the
headliners has been put on blast. So if you didn't
see this, it's a developing story. And this is the
kind of stuff I love. That's one of the reasons
I enjoyed doing talk radio. So Chiefs defensive star Chris
(03:23):
Jones keeping up with the Joneses. Okay, so Chris Jones,
he has decided to go drastic. He has deleted all
of his social media all. He's gutted his social media
accounts this week. Why well, he's been criticized for being
a lazy bones. Lazy bones there the now infamous Trevor
(03:46):
Lawrence game winning stumble and score where against a supposed
championship level defense game on the line, Trevor Lawrence fell
to the ground, untoughed, got up still untouched, and just
walked into the endslet and the face of that defense,
(04:09):
Chris Jones. His quote went viral after the game because
he said, we've just got to finish and it was
a fluke play for Trevor Lawrence and he was able
to break that many tackles.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Of course, the promise he didn't break that many tackles.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Even Andy Reid was less than pleased with the explanation
after the game.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And so this, of course, social media did its thing
and the drama O rama.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So let us discuss the question how do you process
the Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones deleting social media after
being caught not.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hustling, he even hustling.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So my views on this, I have Cathedral, iPad tutorial
and Sunny Street and we will connect all of these
things together. We're gonna play Connect three and then we're
gonna have a big side of babaganosh big side of Babago. So,
first of all, based on a minutes long Mallard deliberation
(05:11):
and investigation, I have determined that Chris Jones was in
cruise control.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's not my opinion, it's a fact.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Now, the problem is, you're the highest paid defensive player.
I still believe he's he's in the top three. At
the time he signed the contract, he was the highest
paid guy. I think he's like in the top three
or four still in the AFC one hundred and fifty
eight million dollar contract or something like that. And you're
out there, it's an island game. You're living the island
life sports with Coleman loves when I say iland life.
(05:43):
It's a Monday night and it's like you're taking a
stroll through the daisies.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
La la la la la la la la la la
la la l l l la la. I'm going for
a nice walk.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Andy Reid, one of his famous quotes is film Don't Lie,
Film don't Lie.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's a famous Andy Reid quote.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The clips gone live and been replayed over and over
and over and over, and that particular highlight of Chris
Jones offensive tackle the Chiefs is going to be in
a time capsul and it will be in the forever
Hall of Fame of business decisions. He made a business
(06:22):
decision for some reason.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't know. Maybe he's not in tip top shape
to not hustle.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So the argument is, well, you don't hustle, it's a
business decision. Total loaf job.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right. That was a chronic case.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I'm being doctor maller here is IDGAF.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't give a flip. You thought I was gonna
say something else.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't give a flip, idgaf, chronic case. He acted
like the laws of physics do not apply to him.
Trevor Lawrence fell down and was standing there like he
was waiting for a lift to pick him up.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You see, back in the old days, there was this infomercial.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
If you, you know, fell down, you would have to
hit this life alert thing. He's like he needed that,
and then he got up and just walked in the answer.
And so then Chris Jones deletes all of his social
media accounts.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know what, that is a dead give It is
a dead giveaway. And it's straight.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Into the cathedral and you go right to the confessional
booth in the cathedral. Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I loafed on an island game on National TV.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
My name is Chris Jones.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Of course you can't take the heat, so you get
off the micro blogging planet. The deleting thing is to
tell like, you don't need to delete it, you just
stay off it. They delete, You can delete the app
without these are these people so stupid they don't understand
you can.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You don't have to go on there now. If you're
that addicted to it, just.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Delete it from your phone, But don't delete the account
because when you delete the account, it's like me figure
it out and then we're.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Like, oh, what's going on here? And so generally speaking,
you're and I know this is an outrageous taken.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You shouldn't say that, Ben. You should play to the whistle.
Oh my god, you're such a shock shot. Oh my god,
that's why you're doing overnights. You think players should play
to the whistle?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I just know how I relate to it is I
treat every segment on this dopey overnight show like it's
the most important segment. I played to the whistle. If
I didn't play to the whistle, I would There used
to be overnight guys here that taped hours of their
show and they recorded segments and they didn't it just
(08:41):
didn't play to the whistle. And and part of it
is because if you like, if I ever replayed an hour,
if I just said, you know, I'm gonna be lazy
bones and I'm not going to do a full show,
I want to leave early because it's the weekend or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'll just replay an hour.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
There's one guy did one hour, did overnights here did
one hour and replayed it for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That lazy. That lazy, And I don't believe in that.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're supposed to, especially a got like Chris Jokes, you're
supposed to be the emotional thermostat of the defense.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like that's the whole selling point. When you get that
kind of money. You're the leader.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You're not You're the pace car, you're not the caboose,
you're the injured. You're not supposed to be the guy
that lowers the temperature to luke warm. And the Chiefs
paid a lot of money, they paid for a nice furnace,
and they've got right now what appears to be Chris
Jones a scented candle you don't want. And for the record,
(09:39):
deleting X does not delete the tape. The film was
still there. The efforts still there, and I guess it
wasn't all right.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Secondly, we go to Cleveland Bad Football, good talk radio.
That is where the Cleveland Browns this week said bye
bye to Joe Flacco. He was decommissioned, sent to the
Bengals the all Ohio trade, which must have blown the
mind of Dick and Dayton. Now that was assumed by
those that are rational human beings that if you do
(10:10):
the calculus on the Brown depth chart, Dylan Gabriel is
QB number one number. If Dylan Gabriel's QB number one
and you traded the backup quarterback Joe Flacco, then that
would mean the third string quarterback Sheldur Sanders.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Would move on up to a penthouse on the upper
east side and he would be the backup.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, as Lee Corso would say, not so fast, my friend.
The Browns leaking to state run NFL Media, the prov
the news service of Pro Football.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That the Browns that they want Shdur Sanders to start
eventually in a system built for him, and that is impossible.
It cannot happen if he came off the bench as
a backup for Dylan Gabriel question, where does this news
leave Shuldar Sanders in Cleveland? So this is a what
(11:07):
a load of crap situations? What this is like that?
That is code? And what is the code? The code
the Browns leaked this. The code is the kid can't
play unless it's scripted. The kid can't play unless it's scripted.
He's a system babe bait. He's a system baaby that
should Sanders. What the Browns are saying by leaking this
(11:27):
information is that he needs a PowerPoint presentation. He needs
a laminated play sheet. He needs you know, those color
coded wrist brand bands at all all the place. He
needs the iPad tutorial, get out the iPad tritorial. He
needs a hug from Dion and a glass of warm
milk is what he needs before every drive? God forbid,
(11:48):
God forbid. You tell him, hey, the blitz is coming,
change the play He'll freeze up like he's buffering on YouTube.
Can't happen, right, And for Shauldur Sanders, like this is
it's an electric situation. It's the electricity zapping his heart
or Bailey zappy, Bailey zappy?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Could zoom? Could zoom?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Buy?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Should Sanders from the practice squad and steal his heart
and steal his job. Folk hero, patriot, legend, Zappi Mania
is alive and well, and he's on the football field
in Cleveland. The Browns essentially saying that shoulder, listen, well,
we'll call you when we rewrite the playbook, and we'll
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do it in crayon. It's one of those left handed compliments,
like they're saying, hey, should a Sanders.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You can't do anything until.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The lighting is just right. It would be like taking
Larry David and putting him in a Marvel movie. It
would be a waste of his talents. You tell someone
who is an expert at ad libbing that you have
to follow the script exactly, and it's like, eh, I'm
uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But this is the reverse. This is the Browns saying.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That Shouodter Sanders can only follow the script, that he'd
be perfect for a Marvel movie. But if you put
him on curb your enthusiasm and you told him you
got to do some ad living there, he'd be screwed.
That shooter is the he's the obbit. He needs a
teleprompter like teleprompter Tom. If you watch Benny Versus the penny,
which is up right now, Uh teleprompter, Tom, he needs
an ear piece and he needs a Sanders remains in NFL.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Purgatory at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Now it's not official official based on that leak, the
smart money is that we are going to not have
Shooter Sanders as the back. That could change between now
and the Browns game this weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We'll see, all right. Final thought to Tampa we Go.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Follow up follow up to the Butcher, The Baker the
touchdown Maker. After being celebrated on this show and on
other places for yapp beating at the Seahawk Fan yap
of the app, he got into it jawing with the
Seahawk fan. We're talking about Baker Mayfield. The Buccaneers won
that game in Seattle. So Baker was asked about the
(14:06):
changing perceptions of him.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Did you hear what he had to say? Did you? All?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, rather let me tell you what he was. I
could read the quote like on Baker Mayfield. But here
is Baker Mayfield. You'll hear him explain people think differently
of him.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Take a list.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I sold you guys, try and not get too high
and not get too low, which is something that I
was not doing early on in my career, but you know,
early on in my career, Yeah, it's looked as cocky, immature.
Now it's Moxie. He's a dog, same different days. Just
as long as you play well, they change the narrative.
But you just got to be yourself. And I've always
been like.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So there was a word edited because I guess we
can't hear the S word, but he said the word.
I liked that he mentioned my dog's name, Moxie, and
she appreciates that, my dog Moxie. So a question on
this one, how do you parse the words you just heard?
How do you parse the words of Buccaneers quarterback Baker
Mayfield on the changing perspectives around him. So the obvious
(15:04):
answer to this, well, it's a results based business. It's
always been a results based business. And you throw touchdowns,
you win games, you'll be romanticized by the bleeding heart
bloggers and they love you and they'll pump the tires
on you forever a hero.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
If you lose, you're seen as a bit of a parasite.
It's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's standard human nature, it just is, and Baker nailed it.
He dotted the I know he went to Oklahoma and
all that he dotted the eye on this. He did,
absolutely know. The narrative is completely tied to performance. It's
always been that way. When I saw him in person
a few times with the Browns when they'd come into LA,
(15:45):
and you know, he was throwing interceptions, He had terrible
body language.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
He was a jerk.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
In fact, the famous Baker Mayfield story is Odell Beckham
deputized his dad to post nasty comments on social media
so he could get released Odell Beckham and go play
for a good team that didn't have Baker Mane as quarterback.
And so now he's jawing with fans. He's jovial Baker.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And they win the.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Game, the Buccaneers, and people are ready to make him
like this Johnny Appleseed folk hero type thing.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
But life is so full of double standards when you
think about it.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
My favorite personal double standard, yeah, I don't know what
yours is, and you can tell me if you want.
My favorite is you remember that old it's a few
years old, that Sunny Street comic. I think that really
sums up the double standards of life. And there's so
many of them. But that's the one kind of for
those of you that are blind and can't see comics.
So the Sunny Street comic is there's this handsome guy
(16:42):
that you know in the office and tells his female
coworker that she looks great, and she just melts. I
think her name is Susan in the cartoon, and she,
Susan just melts. I mean, she is just butter, a
warm butter. I mean, this handsome hunk of a man
says she looks great. And the next part of the
(17:02):
cartoon is this big fat tub of goo who says
the same exact thing.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Boys, Susan, you look great. I hope you have a
great day, and she's immediately on the phone calling human resources.
That's the world, right, that's the world right.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You win your charming, you lose your creepy fat you're
a loser. And Baker just acknowledging the truth that talent
and timing make people love you. Another great example in
football Brett Farv. Brett Farv was an alcoholic. He was
addicted to certain pharmaceutical drugs in Atlanta. The famous line
(17:37):
about Jerry Glanville trading him to Green Bay because he
had so many issues there if he'd stayed in Atlanta
with the scene there, it would not have ended well
for Brett Farvr, And so they sent him to.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Green Bay and he became a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But when Brett Farr was throwing touchdown passes, they didn't
talk about the fact he had an alcohol problem and
he had drug problems.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
They loved him. They were like, this guy's the greatest
thing in the world. He's the life of the party.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
If it had gone opposite, they would have torn them
apart necessarily.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Wait it. So results cover a lot of sins in anything,
like anything you do, the results.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I've worked with people on radio over the years that
were real a holes, real schmucks, bad people, but they
got ratings, and the bosses, the powers that be said, okay,
we'll put up with it. You're making the company money.
And eventually that catches up to you. And there's some
disadvantages to that lifestyle. You run fast and loose, you
burn the midnight oil and you know, burn the candle
(18:31):
at both ends, and eventually it comes back to bite
you and you don't get the ratings anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And suddenly all.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
The stuff that they put up with, they don't put
up with anyone, right, And so that's that's it. You know,
you start missing some throws again and all that.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Dog charge I want dogs for Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It all vanishes, it all goes away, and they'll go
back to calling you toxic and you know, washed up.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And that's the way it is. It is the Ben
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that is. Incorrect california law has banned loud.
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Commercials you don't end up watching streaming and the audios
one level and then it gets crank all the way.
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Up and all of a sudden your house is being
blown out for no. Reason, yeah like.
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You're having a movie night and you're watching something On
netflix Or hula, whatever and then very kind of quiet
lights are, off you're kind of you, know on the,
couch and then all of.
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A sudden you're, like what is?
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That?
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DUDE i don't know that. That there needs to be a, Law,
like how are you going to enforce? That by the, way,
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so there you. Go the audio.
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Levels just be, Careful. Lorena if you have bad audio,
levels you could break the, law, RIGHT i could literally
break the.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Law i'll look it for, you.
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GUYS i do try to keep the image of just
a smidgeon smidgen. DOWN i don't want you to get
your ears blown, out you.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Know, yeah AND i hear sports.
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Radio it's like This Fox Sports Radio Ben malor, show
exactly we do.
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to the.
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Phones jed who fled is always mellow unless he's high
as a.
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Kite, Hello jed who fled.
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any of beer being. Used the PHRASE i don't leave
this hour usually referring to what your first story of the. Monologue, no,
dude you are run ruling every other sports dog show out.
There your lead is insurmountable and they should just give up.
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used to cry like a little baby back you reach
about players from of course they playing. Students an echo
of the. Whistle Chris jones probably needs a Little Boby boutsen.
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mike and just enjoy yourself and you'll have a better
outlook on. Life you if you want to get rid
of that, addiction you escalate the. Narcotics bro you have,
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no you won't worry about that problem. Anymore But, ben
are you all about the clock talking about the clock?
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Out time? Out? Uh time out on the. Court, uh
let's go to let's go to a booth. REVIEW i
don't think that's good. Advice. JET i just don't think
you gave out good advice.
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the exact opposite of WHAT i say by? Now Because
i've not been doing a good job of being myself
as this because usually it's a it's a truth opposite
of the other. DIRECTIONS i, KNOW i.
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Understand but Homeless, mike you, know he talked about his
frontal lobe in his, brain and so like a little,
off he's blaming his. Brain so uh, Yeah AND i
don't know that you want to give him advice to
do more alcohol and. DRUGS i think we should say
a little less would be the better way To Lord.
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Know Arman.
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out for getting their fire house set him. Fire he shows,
up he takes then just don't whoever? Did he's, like
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JUDGE i should hire you as an ideas.
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Me, now who do? You who do you listen to?
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More?
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Jed?
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NOW i know you have TWO fai favorite talked to.
Hosts you've told Me, Glenn Glenn beck and. Me but
you listened To.
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Glenn more than. Me how many how many hours a
day Is Glenn beck Do glenn?
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Player i'm gonna tell you this, Man glenn plays a
lot harder to get that's. Right he's very faky. Man
if he just like waved me.
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Over right now.
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Haut, yeah so you're saying that we're pretty pretty.
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Loose here is what you're.
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Saying he had to, go he, SAID i guess he
had to Call Glenn Glenn. Beck, yeah let's, uh let's
say allot of Hollering james In, Minneapolis minnesota had an
epic call, yesterday one of the great.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
CALLS i think that's worthy Of call of The year.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Territory let's see if he's still got the gusto the
fire Hollering, james, Collaring, james a lot of, hollering making me, Ready,
james you was so you were so good. Yesterday you
got the most airtime you've ever gotten.
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Yesterday it was.
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SORRY i would like to hear That betty to, pay
BUT i don't know how to get that you. Too
i'm not sweart enough to now you, too what steals
THE tv and WATCHES o reruns of my three?
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Sons, Now, james can you not announce publicly that you're
so stupid you don't know how to get on?
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YouTube because it's not that, Hard, james it's really.
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Simple teach.
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Me she could teach me many. THINGS i don't.
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Think she's interested in teaching you. Anything BUT i don't.
KNOW i don't want to speak for. HER i mean
she might want to teach you how to hang up, Right?
Lorena maybe, Yes i'm.
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Done is right on the left side of your.
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Phone, no come, on.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
All, right what's on your mind? Here?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Manny where did you think about My viking's one of
one for one? Overseas they lost the first, one came
back and one second. One now they're coming home to
have a. Bye then a tough. Game, Well Philadelphia Bank.
STADIUM i love What big poppies?
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Wrong and she.
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Rum Big poppy or he's a Baseball what are you?
Talking what are you? Talking, no he's.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Happy Big poppy was happy about. That he was mocking The.
Yankees Big poppy hates The.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yankees that's how do you like?
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Him?
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Wait, wait, Wait, james all, Right oh my.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
God so you think one of the great clutch hitters
in baseball history for The Boston Red sox likes The.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
YANKEES i don't know What's David, Ortiz, So, james in
this phone, call you have announced now we're on six
hundred plus radio.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Stations we're on an international platform On, iHeart which has
heard all over the. World you have just on satellite
radio On SIRIUS. Xm you've just now announced to the
entire World, james you don't know how to get on,
YouTube and That David ortiz is A yankee. Fan would
you would you like one more? Great do you have
one more hot? TAKE i don't know how you can
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top that one more hot?
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TAKE i had a watch outs For Anthony edwards for
a shire or some of them young, rookies honest.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Team, okay you JUST i feel like that's a repeat.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Take you're you're taking a take from someone, Else you're
repeating the.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Take i'm a real old g that's, original, Man LIKE
i met you.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
At The mermaid And i'll never forget that.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
MOMENT i know it's the greatest moment and really the
history of. Humanity people talk about great moments at the,
time meeting.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Me at that, MOMENT i look time out for you
and you meeted. ME i didn't even walk back to our.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Table YES i.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Did it's what a, night my, god game changing that that.
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Light remember when you keet Him. MINNESOTA i get the
Story state Super polward giving you a.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Ticket well there were. Two there were two wild things
AND i had a great. TIME i Loved. Minsota it was.
Beautiful BECAUSE i was there during the. SUMMER i thought
it was just.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Great but there were two things In minnesota that were
funny about that. Trip meeting, you getting speeding ticket and
then pulling up to The mermaid and having my name
on the marquee.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
There that a big.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Deal and THEN i just got a speeding ticket by
a police officer.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
THAT i think was sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Old, also just kind of cruising Around, minnesota and at that,
TIME i was, LIKE i told MY i, said, LISTEN
i just kind of want to avoid that area where
The George floyd thing. Happened you, know there's probably a
lot of stuff going on. There we don't want to
go down in that area BECAUSE i don't want to
get in. Trouble so of course we're just driving around,
randomly and we dove right through the intersection right by
that little store or whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
That, no we're going straight to.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
IT i told MY i, said what are you? DOING
i didn't know where it.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
WAS i, SAID i know, you but you, anyway all,
RIGHT i gotta, Go, james thank, you all, right go.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Away it's, hollering, Hollering. James right. There it is The
Ben Mallord. Show and we are going to Have Ask.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Ben your questions are answers for the rest of the.
Hour hashtag Ask. Ben we'll get to.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
That we'll do it.
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TWITTER x what are the same thing it is Ask.
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Like he's reading.
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Theopolo all, Right we're gonna start off with a question for,
You ben Os. Kate this question is From rob in
the three two.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
One Hi rob and the three two One a's In florida.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Coop he wants to, Know, ben what is the most
memorable game you attended that you still tell friends.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
About, Uh, well the game for me it Was i'm
gonna date, Myself but it Was game seven of The
World series between The marlins and The, indians two TEAMS
i didn't care, about but it was it went extra
innings in game. Seven it was like the Coolest i've
never been to A World series, Before so that was
that was absolutely bananas for, me because you, know it
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was the first, time you, Know i'd done something like.
That But i've been to some really good football games
over the. Years but that's that's the one that pops
in my head right.
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Now what's, Next? Goop what do we?
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Have all?
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Right this, ONE i imagine is probably just For lorena AND. I, okay.
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Would like to Know i've.
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MET i would like to know at what age did
you finally discover That santa doesn't?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
EXIST i learned That Honikah harry doesn't exist WHEN i was?
Eight is that is?
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That is that a? Thing Hanka? Harry that sounds?
Speaker 11 (35:41):
SCARY i feel like he would be like that scary
hairy guy who breaks.
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Up it was a it was a like A Saturday
Night live. Skit.
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Year.
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Uh now we have we have the The, jews have
the mench on the. Bench that's what we've. Got, oh that's,
Right you've got el the elf on the. Shelf we've
got to mention on the.
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Bench go, Ahead, Lorena i'm as far As i'm Concerned Santa.
Israel so you, guys just, okay that is, true Coul, COOPER.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I Play santa every. Year what are you talking? About
someone has to be.
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S, YEAH i.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
GUESS i guess you have plenty Of. Santas and there
is this.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Man who's LAP i said on at them all every year.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Too who do you think he?
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Is some random, guy some. Creeper, no his name Is.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Santa the lesson of, That coop, is if you're a
good looking, Woman sanna never. Ends if you're a, fat
middle aged, Man santa.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Ended a long time. Ago oh, yeah go, Ahead.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Coop, YEAH i THINK i was like, twelve maybe eleven.
TWELVE i feel mad for.
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You the magic is.
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Dead, yeah well find other. MAGIC i guess what's next?
Year cooper's ask. Man your questions are answers for the
rest of the.
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Hour all, Right this question is from Ferg.
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Dog.
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Hi fergie wants to know how many pets do you?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
HAVE i currently have one. Pet it is A english
bulldog Named. MOXIE i used to have a dog Named,
luigi but the dog was a. Lunatic we had to
move him to a second. Home But moxie is my.
Dog moxy helps me write The mallor. Monologues she's with
me pretty much every, night and her, job and she's my.
Assistant her job is to fart While she lays on my.
Legs that's her, job.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
And she's really good at. That and she.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Knows she does not. Move she's the laziest Creature i've
ever met in my. Life she's so. Lazy WHEN i
walk into the room AFTER i get home from the radio,
station she doesn't even move her. Body she'll maybe move her,
eyeballs but that's.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It it's. Fascinating that's not a garden. Dog well she.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Looks, intimidating but, yeah if you really want to get
her fired, up, though turn the vacuum. On she attacks the.
Vacuum she thinks the vacuum is a demon and she.
Attacked other than, that what about your ani?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Pets, no not to live with.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Me, no that's something that you might, date all, Right.
Speaker 10 (38:01):
COOP i have two, cats Two penny And, piper and
they don't like.
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Me Oh i've never met. That, yeah it's. Interesting they
well that's. Cats what's? Cats? Do they? Hissed it was
one everyone knows that.
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Anyway moving, On, yes we have a question From Cowboy killer.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Here Hi Cowboy, Killer uh.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Do you reverse in a parking? Space and WHY.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I always try to back in to make a quick?
Getaway in, fact as an. Adult you're supposed to do
that because if there's a stressful, situation it's proven and
you're going to be so flustered backing up you might hit.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Something but if you park backing, in you're. Good you're
good to. Go you always have to be. Prepared oh, wow,
yeah that's an.
Speaker 11 (38:54):
IDEA i was actually watching this video the other day
about this guy and there was a big mudslide here
In california and his truck was parked and he tried
to back his truck, up but he actually backed it
up into the mud slide instead of away from the.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Mudd, no it's serious in a stressful situation getting out of.
It like if there's a disaster or something you gotta
get out at a, dodge you got to back. In
and the other thing is AND i, ALSO i complain
to my wife all the, time you always got to
leave at least have to take a.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Gas same.
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Reason if there's a disaster and you got to get
out of dodge and you don't have any, gas you're.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Poort Oh i'm really really bad at. That it's a.
Problem you got to do. It i'm telling. You you,
know some something bad, happens you got to get out of,
there you, know around, here if there's an earthquake or,
something you got to get on the road and you're you.
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Know.
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YEAH i don't usually back, in BUT i do feel
fancy WHEN i.
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Do.
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YEAH i love the FACT i started driving there were
no backup, cameras AND i feel Like i'm cheating WHEN
i have a backup.
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Camera so it's kind of really.
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COOL i feel like it's, easy so, easy, cool H
i do it, sometimes mix it.
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Up, yeah, yeah all, right what is?
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Next it's Ask? Ben your questions are. Answers if you
like this, segment it's every week and we do something
on people have a cue of ripping this off on
The Fifth hour.
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Mailback it is totally different Than. AskMen, yeah it's totally
different than.
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Nasmen but if you love The Fifth hour, podcast we
do something On, sunday which is not like this at.
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All what's next? Year?
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Cool donkey? Sausage, Hi, donkey would like to know what's
Your Halloween Friday night plans this?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Year, Yeah so it's kind of. Cool we don't have
to do the radio Show friday. Night So i'll probably
record a podcast in the morning and THEN i Think
i'm gonna go see my niece and nephew their little,
kiddies And Uncle benny will watch them trick or Treat
and so that's my tentative plan at this.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Point what about, You. LORRAINE i will.
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Be at The Boogie bash'll You Boogie Bash?
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Disneyland oh, yeah and Then i'll be staying in The
Grand california that.
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Night look at.
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YOU i know it's gonna be a good.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Night is that a special event or something like that
kind Of.
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Yeah two hundred dollars special ticket for the event and then,
yeah super. Fun i'll get all the candy And i'll
bring it into the studio and share with you.
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Guys oh, well thank.
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You what about, you?
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COOL i will be In Las, vegas the Bar Last,
VEGAS i think SPECIFICALLY i will Be Fremont.
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Street oh hopefully you don't get shanked, there and, uh you,
know
Ding long.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three, our number three, as we say,
boom shack alanca. We're talking some football this hour. Reminder
Benny Versus the Penny available on YouTube YouTube dot com
slash at Benny Vspenny pick on the Thursday Game will
be another episode up later today with all the other
big games of the weekend. But here in hour number three,
(00:23):
how do you process Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones deleting
social media after he was caught not hustling when the
Jacksonville quarterback Trevor Lawrence fell down. Also, Bailey Zappi could
be the Browns backup quarterback rather than you know who?
Where does this news leave Shooter Sanders in Cleveland? The
(00:44):
Browns trading Joe Flacco this week? And how do you
parse the words of Bucks quarterback Baker Mayfield on his
changing perceptions, the perceptions of him changing based on his success.
We'll talk about that as well. Right now here, it
is our number three.
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Well, you didn't play well, so do the old scrubb
A dub dub.
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Welcome in the beginning of another.
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Hour of the Ben Malar Show.
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We are in the air everywhere, yes, beside one another,
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our number three. We have asked Ben coming up later
this hour, but our lead, we're gonna move away from
the baseball.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It's been a baseball heavy show.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We're past halftime and we did not have bad bunny
perform at our halftime show.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But we're gonna get into some football.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We go to cansa city where the Ben Mallard chicken
fingers are piping hot. At that iconic landing and Liberty, Missouri.
We had a wonderful meet and greet last November. Man
was that fun. So many people come from far away,
near and far. I had a great time. Hopefully we'll
go back there relatively soon again into Kansas City.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Had a great time at Arrowhead as well.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not only not only did Taylor Swift's favorite team gag
against Jacksonville on Monday Night football, but one of the
headliners has been put on blast. So if you didn't
see this, it's a developing story. And this is the
kind of stuff I love. That's one of the reasons
I enjoyed doing talk radio. So Chiefs defensive star Chris
(03:23):
Jones keeping up with the Joneses. Okay, so Chris Jones,
he has decided to go drastic. He has deleted all
of his social media all. He's gutted his social media
accounts this week. Why well, he's been criticized for being
a lazy bones. Lazy bones there the now infamous Trevor
(03:46):
Lawrence game winning stumble and score where against a supposed
championship level defense game on the line, Trevor Lawrence fell
to the ground, untoughed, got up still untouched, and just
walked into the endslet and the face of that defense,
(04:09):
Chris Jones. His quote went viral after the game because
he said, we've just got to finish and it was
a fluke play for Trevor Lawrence and he was able
to break that many tackles.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Of course, the promise he didn't break that many tackles.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Even Andy Reid was less than pleased with the explanation
after the game.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And so this, of course, social media did its thing
and the drama O rama.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So let us discuss the question how do you process
the Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones deleting social media after
being caught not.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hustling, he even hustling.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So my views on this, I have Cathedral, iPad tutorial
and Sunny Street and we will connect all of these
things together. We're gonna play Connect three and then we're
gonna have a big side of babaganosh big side of Babago. So,
first of all, based on a minutes long Mallard deliberation
(05:11):
and investigation, I have determined that Chris Jones was in
cruise control.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's not my opinion, it's a fact.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Now, the problem is, you're the highest paid defensive player.
I still believe he's he's in the top three. At
the time he signed the contract, he was the highest
paid guy. I think he's like in the top three
or four still in the AFC one hundred and fifty
eight million dollar contract or something like that. And you're
out there, it's an island game. You're living the island
life sports with Coleman loves when I say iland life.
(05:43):
It's a Monday night and it's like you're taking a
stroll through the daisies.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
La la la la la la la la la la
la la l l l la la. I'm going for
a nice walk.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Andy Reid, one of his famous quotes is film Don't Lie,
Film don't Lie.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's a famous Andy Reid quote.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The clips gone live and been replayed over and over
and over and over, and that particular highlight of Chris
Jones offensive tackle the Chiefs is going to be in
a time capsul and it will be in the forever
Hall of Fame of business decisions. He made a business
(06:22):
decision for some reason.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I don't know. Maybe he's not in tip top shape
to not hustle.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So the argument is, well, you don't hustle, it's a
business decision. Total loaf job.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right. That was a chronic case.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And I'm being doctor maller here is IDGAF.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't give a flip. You thought I was gonna
say something else.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't give a flip, idgaf, chronic case. He acted
like the laws of physics do not apply to him.
Trevor Lawrence fell down and was standing there like he
was waiting for a lift to pick him up.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You see, back in the old days, there was this infomercial.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
If you, you know, fell down, you would have to
hit this life alert thing. He's like he needed that,
and then he got up and just walked in the answer.
And so then Chris Jones deletes all of his social
media accounts.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know what, that is a dead give It is
a dead giveaway. And it's straight.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Into the cathedral and you go right to the confessional
booth in the cathedral. Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I loafed on an island game on National TV.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
My name is Chris Jones.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Of course you can't take the heat, so you get
off the micro blogging planet. The deleting thing is to
tell like, you don't need to delete it, you just
stay off it. They delete, You can delete the app
without these are these people so stupid they don't understand
you can.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You don't have to go on there now. If you're
that addicted to it, just.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Delete it from your phone, But don't delete the account
because when you delete the account, it's like me figure
it out and then we're.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Like, oh, what's going on here? And so generally speaking,
you're and I know this is an outrageous taken.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You shouldn't say that, Ben. You should play to the whistle.
Oh my god, you're such a shock shot. Oh my god,
that's why you're doing overnights. You think players should play
to the whistle?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I just know how I relate to it is I
treat every segment on this dopey overnight show like it's
the most important segment. I played to the whistle. If
I didn't play to the whistle, I would There used
to be overnight guys here that taped hours of their
show and they recorded segments and they didn't it just
(08:41):
didn't play to the whistle. And and part of it
is because if you like, if I ever replayed an hour,
if I just said, you know, I'm gonna be lazy
bones and I'm not going to do a full show,
I want to leave early because it's the weekend or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'll just replay an hour.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
There's one guy did one hour, did overnights here did
one hour and replayed it for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That lazy. That lazy, And I don't believe in that.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're supposed to, especially a got like Chris Jokes, you're
supposed to be the emotional thermostat of the defense.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like that's the whole selling point. When you get that
kind of money. You're the leader.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You're not You're the pace car, you're not the caboose,
you're the injured. You're not supposed to be the guy
that lowers the temperature to luke warm. And the Chiefs
paid a lot of money, they paid for a nice furnace,
and they've got right now what appears to be Chris
Jones a scented candle you don't want. And for the record,
(09:39):
deleting X does not delete the tape. The film was
still there. The efforts still there, and I guess it
wasn't all right.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Secondly, we go to Cleveland Bad Football, good talk radio.
That is where the Cleveland Browns this week said bye
bye to Joe Flacco. He was decommissioned, sent to the
Bengals the all Ohio trade, which must have blown the
mind of Dick and Dayton. Now that was assumed by
those that are rational human beings that if you do
(10:10):
the calculus on the Brown depth chart, Dylan Gabriel is
QB number one number. If Dylan Gabriel's QB number one
and you traded the backup quarterback Joe Flacco, then that
would mean the third string quarterback Sheldur Sanders.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Would move on up to a penthouse on the upper
east side and he would be the backup.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, as Lee Corso would say, not so fast, my friend.
The Browns leaking to state run NFL Media, the prov
the news service of Pro Football.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That the Browns that they want Shdur Sanders to start
eventually in a system built for him, and that is impossible.
It cannot happen if he came off the bench as
a backup for Dylan Gabriel question, where does this news
leave Shuldar Sanders in Cleveland? So this is a what
(11:07):
a load of crap situations? What this is like that?
That is code? And what is the code? The code
the Browns leaked this. The code is the kid can't
play unless it's scripted. The kid can't play unless it's scripted.
He's a system babe bait. He's a system baaby that
should Sanders. What the Browns are saying by leaking this
(11:27):
information is that he needs a PowerPoint presentation. He needs
a laminated play sheet. He needs you know, those color
coded wrist brand bands at all all the place. He
needs the iPad tutorial, get out the iPad tritorial. He
needs a hug from Dion and a glass of warm
milk is what he needs before every drive? God forbid,
(11:48):
God forbid. You tell him, hey, the blitz is coming,
change the play He'll freeze up like he's buffering on YouTube.
Can't happen, right, And for Shauldur Sanders, like this is
it's an electric situation. It's the electricity zapping his heart
or Bailey zappy, Bailey zappy?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Could zoom? Could zoom?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Buy?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Should Sanders from the practice squad and steal his heart
and steal his job. Folk hero, patriot, legend, Zappi Mania
is alive and well, and he's on the football field
in Cleveland. The Browns essentially saying that shoulder, listen, well,
we'll call you when we rewrite the playbook, and we'll
(12:32):
do it in crayon. It's one of those left handed compliments,
like they're saying, hey, should a Sanders.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You can't do anything until.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The lighting is just right. It would be like taking
Larry David and putting him in a Marvel movie. It
would be a waste of his talents. You tell someone
who is an expert at ad libbing that you have
to follow the script exactly, and it's like, eh, I'm
uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But this is the reverse. This is the Browns saying.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
That Shouodter Sanders can only follow the script, that he'd
be perfect for a Marvel movie. But if you put
him on curb your enthusiasm and you told him you
got to do some ad living there, he'd be screwed.
That shooter is the he's the obbit. He needs a
teleprompter like teleprompter Tom. If you watch Benny Versus the penny,
which is up right now, Uh teleprompter, Tom, he needs
an ear piece and he needs a Sanders remains in NFL.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Purgatory at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Now it's not official official based on that leak, the
smart money is that we are going to not have
Shooter Sanders as the back. That could change between now
and the Browns game this weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
We'll see, all right. Final thought to Tampa we Go.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Follow up follow up to the Butcher, The Baker the
touchdown Maker. After being celebrated on this show and on
other places for yapp beating at the Seahawk Fan yap
of the app, he got into it jawing with the
Seahawk fan. We're talking about Baker Mayfield. The Buccaneers won
that game in Seattle. So Baker was asked about the
(14:06):
changing perceptions of him.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Did you hear what he had to say? Did you? All?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, rather let me tell you what he was. I
could read the quote like on Baker Mayfield. But here
is Baker Mayfield. You'll hear him explain people think differently
of him.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Take a list.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I sold you guys, try and not get too high
and not get too low, which is something that I
was not doing early on in my career, but you know,
early on in my career, Yeah, it's looked as cocky, immature.
Now it's Moxie. He's a dog, same different days. Just
as long as you play well, they change the narrative.
But you just got to be yourself. And I've always
been like.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So there was a word edited because I guess we
can't hear the S word, but he said the word.
I liked that he mentioned my dog's name, Moxie, and
she appreciates that, my dog Moxie. So a question on
this one, how do you parse the words you just heard?
How do you parse the words of Buccaneers quarterback Baker
Mayfield on the changing perspectives around him. So the obvious
(15:04):
answer to this, well, it's a results based business. It's
always been a results based business. And you throw touchdowns,
you win games, you'll be romanticized by the bleeding heart
bloggers and they love you and they'll pump the tires
on you forever a hero.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
If you lose, you're seen as a bit of a parasite.
It's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It's standard human nature, it just is, and Baker nailed it.
He dotted the I know he went to Oklahoma and
all that he dotted the eye on this. He did,
absolutely know. The narrative is completely tied to performance. It's
always been that way. When I saw him in person
a few times with the Browns when they'd come into LA,
(15:45):
and you know, he was throwing interceptions, He had terrible
body language.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
He was a jerk.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
In fact, the famous Baker Mayfield story is Odell Beckham
deputized his dad to post nasty comments on social media
so he could get released Odell Beckham and go play
for a good team that didn't have Baker Mane as quarterback.
And so now he's jawing with fans. He's jovial Baker.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And they win the.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Game, the Buccaneers, and people are ready to make him
like this Johnny Appleseed folk hero type thing.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
But life is so full of double standards when you
think about it.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
My favorite personal double standard, yeah, I don't know what
yours is, and you can tell me if you want.
My favorite is you remember that old it's a few
years old, that Sunny Street comic. I think that really
sums up the double standards of life. And there's so
many of them. But that's the one kind of for
those of you that are blind and can't see comics.
So the Sunny Street comic is there's this handsome guy
(16:42):
that you know in the office and tells his female
coworker that she looks great, and she just melts. I
think her name is Susan in the cartoon, and she,
Susan just melts. I mean, she is just butter, a
warm butter. I mean, this handsome hunk of a man
says she looks great. And the next part of the
(17:02):
cartoon is this big fat tub of goo who says
the same exact thing.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Boys, Susan, you look great. I hope you have a
great day, and she's immediately on the phone calling human resources.
That's the world, right, that's the world right.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You win your charming, you lose your creepy fat you're
a loser. And Baker just acknowledging the truth that talent
and timing make people love you. Another great example in
football Brett Farv. Brett Farv was an alcoholic. He was
addicted to certain pharmaceutical drugs in Atlanta. The famous line
(17:37):
about Jerry Glanville trading him to Green Bay because he
had so many issues there if he'd stayed in Atlanta
with the scene there, it would not have ended well
for Brett Farvr, And so they sent him to.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Green Bay and he became a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But when Brett Farr was throwing touchdown passes, they didn't
talk about the fact he had an alcohol problem and
he had drug problems.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
They loved him. They were like, this guy's the greatest
thing in the world. He's the life of the party.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
If it had gone opposite, they would have torn them
apart necessarily.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Wait it. So results cover a lot of sins in anything,
like anything you do, the results.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I've worked with people on radio over the years that
were real a holes, real schmucks, bad people, but they
got ratings, and the bosses, the powers that be said, okay,
we'll put up with it. You're making the company money.
And eventually that catches up to you. And there's some
disadvantages to that lifestyle. You run fast and loose, you
burn the midnight oil and you know, burn the candle
(18:31):
at both ends, and eventually it comes back to bite
you and you don't get the ratings anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And suddenly all.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
The stuff that they put up with, they don't put
up with anyone, right, And so that's that's it. You know,
you start missing some throws again and all that.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Dog charge I want dogs for Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It all vanishes, it all goes away, and they'll go
back to calling you toxic and you know, washed up.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And that's the way it is. It is the Ben
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Speaker 3 (28:19):
Loose here is what you're.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Saying he had to, go he, SAID i guess he
had to Call Glenn Glenn. Beck, yeah let's, uh let's
say allot of Hollering james In, Minneapolis minnesota had an
epic call, yesterday one of the great.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
CALLS i think that's worthy Of call of The year.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Territory let's see if he's still got the gusto the
fire Hollering, james, Collaring, james a lot of, hollering making me, Ready,
james you was so you were so good. Yesterday you
got the most airtime you've ever gotten.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yesterday it was.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
SORRY i would like to hear That betty to, pay
BUT i don't know how to get that you. Too
i'm not sweart enough to now you, too what steals
THE tv and WATCHES o reruns of my three?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Sons, Now, james can you not announce publicly that you're
so stupid you don't know how to get on?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
YouTube because it's not that, Hard, james it's really.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
Simple teach.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Me she could teach me many. THINGS i don't.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Think she's interested in teaching you. Anything BUT i don't.
KNOW i don't want to speak for. HER i mean
she might want to teach you how to hang up, Right?
Lorena maybe, Yes i'm.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Done is right on the left side of your.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Phone, no come, on.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
All, right what's on your mind? Here?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Manny where did you think about My viking's one of
one for one? Overseas they lost the first, one came
back and one second. One now they're coming home to
have a. Bye then a tough. Game, Well Philadelphia Bank.
STADIUM i love What big poppies?
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Wrong and she.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Rum Big poppy or he's a Baseball what are you?
Talking what are you? Talking, no he's.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Happy Big poppy was happy about. That he was mocking The.
Yankees Big poppy hates The.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yankees that's how do you like?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Him?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Wait, wait, Wait, james all, Right oh my.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
God so you think one of the great clutch hitters
in baseball history for The Boston Red sox likes The.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
YANKEES i don't know What's David, Ortiz, So, james in
this phone, call you have announced now we're on six
hundred plus radio.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Stations we're on an international platform On, iHeart which has
heard all over the. World you have just on satellite
radio On SIRIUS. Xm you've just now announced to the
entire World, james you don't know how to get on,
YouTube and That David ortiz is A yankee. Fan would
you would you like one more? Great do you have
one more hot? TAKE i don't know how you can
(30:54):
top that one more hot?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
TAKE i had a watch outs For Anthony edwards for
a shire or some of them young, rookies honest.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Team, okay you JUST i feel like that's a repeat.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Take you're you're taking a take from someone, Else you're
repeating the.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Take i'm a real old g that's, original, Man LIKE
i met you.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
At The mermaid And i'll never forget that.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
MOMENT i know it's the greatest moment and really the
history of. Humanity people talk about great moments at the,
time meeting.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Me at that, MOMENT i look time out for you
and you meeted. ME i didn't even walk back to our.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Table YES i.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Did it's what a, night my, god game changing that that.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Light remember when you keet Him. MINNESOTA i get the
Story state Super polward giving you a.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Ticket well there were. Two there were two wild things
AND i had a great. TIME i Loved. Minsota it was.
Beautiful BECAUSE i was there during the. SUMMER i thought
it was just.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Great but there were two things In minnesota that were
funny about that. Trip meeting, you getting speeding ticket and
then pulling up to The mermaid and having my name
on the marquee.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
There that a big.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Deal and THEN i just got a speeding ticket by
a police officer.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
THAT i think was sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Old, also just kind of cruising Around, minnesota and at that,
TIME i was, LIKE i told MY i, said, LISTEN
i just kind of want to avoid that area where
The George floyd thing. Happened you, know there's probably a
lot of stuff going on. There we don't want to
go down in that area BECAUSE i don't want to
get in. Trouble so of course we're just driving around,
randomly and we dove right through the intersection right by
that little store or whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
That, no we're going straight to.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
IT i told MY i, said what are you? DOING
i didn't know where it.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
WAS i, SAID i know, you but you, anyway all,
RIGHT i gotta, Go, james thank, you all, right go.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Away it's, hollering, Hollering. James right. There it is The
Ben Mallord. Show and we are going to Have Ask.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
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Hour hashtag Ask. Ben we'll get to.
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That we'll do it.
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Honey honey wait.
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Like he's reading.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Theopolo all, Right we're gonna start off with a question for,
You ben Os. Kate this question is From rob in
the three two.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
One Hi rob and the three two One a's In florida.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Coop he wants to, Know, ben what is the most
memorable game you attended that you still tell friends.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
About, Uh, well the game for me it Was i'm
gonna date, Myself but it Was game seven of The
World series between The marlins and The, indians two TEAMS
i didn't care, about but it was it went extra
innings in game. Seven it was like the Coolest i've
never been to A World series, Before so that was
that was absolutely bananas for, me because you, know it
(35:10):
was the first, time you, Know i'd done something like.
That But i've been to some really good football games
over the. Years but that's that's the one that pops
in my head right.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Now what's, Next? Goop what do we?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Have all?
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Right this, ONE i imagine is probably just For lorena AND. I, okay.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
Would like to Know i've.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
MET i would like to know at what age did
you finally discover That santa doesn't?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
EXIST i learned That Honikah harry doesn't exist WHEN i was?
Eight is that is?
Speaker 8 (35:38):
That is that a? Thing Hanka? Harry that sounds?
Speaker 11 (35:41):
SCARY i feel like he would be like that scary
hairy guy who breaks.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Up it was a it was a like A Saturday
Night live. Skit.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Year.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Uh now we have we have the The, jews have
the mench on the. Bench that's what we've. Got, oh that's,
Right you've got el the elf on the. Shelf we've
got to mention on the.
Speaker 11 (36:00):
Bench go, Ahead, Lorena i'm as far As i'm Concerned Santa.
Israel so you, guys just, okay that is, true Coul, COOPER.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I Play santa every. Year what are you talking? About
someone has to be.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
S, YEAH i.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
GUESS i guess you have plenty Of. Santas and there
is this.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Man who's LAP i said on at them all every year.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Too who do you think he?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Is some random, guy some. Creeper, no his name Is.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Santa the lesson of, That coop, is if you're a
good looking, Woman sanna never. Ends if you're a, fat
middle aged, Man santa.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Ended a long time. Ago oh, yeah go, Ahead.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Coop, YEAH i THINK i was like, twelve maybe eleven.
TWELVE i feel mad for.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
You the magic is.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Dead, yeah well find other. MAGIC i guess what's next?
Year cooper's ask. Man your questions are answers for the
rest of the.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Hour all, Right this question is from Ferg.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Dog.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Hi fergie wants to know how many pets do you?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
HAVE i currently have one. Pet it is A english
bulldog Named. MOXIE i used to have a dog Named,
luigi but the dog was a. Lunatic we had to
move him to a second. Home But moxie is my.
Dog moxy helps me write The mallor. Monologues she's with
me pretty much every, night and her, job and she's my.
Assistant her job is to fart While she lays on my.
Legs that's her, job.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
And she's really good at. That and she.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Knows she does not. Move she's the laziest Creature i've
ever met in my. Life she's so. Lazy WHEN i
walk into the room AFTER i get home from the radio,
station she doesn't even move her. Body she'll maybe move her,
eyeballs but that's.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It it's. Fascinating that's not a garden. Dog well she.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Looks, intimidating but, yeah if you really want to get
her fired, up, though turn the vacuum. On she attacks the.
Vacuum she thinks the vacuum is a demon and she.
Attacked other than, that what about your ani?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Pets, no not to live with.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Me, no that's something that you might, date all, Right.
Speaker 10 (38:01):
COOP i have two, cats Two penny And, piper and
they don't like.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Me Oh i've never met. That, yeah it's. Interesting they
well that's. Cats what's? Cats? Do they? Hissed it was
one everyone knows that.
Speaker 10 (38:20):
Anyway moving, On, yes we have a question From Cowboy killer.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Here Hi Cowboy, Killer uh.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Do you reverse in a parking? Space and WHY.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I always try to back in to make a quick?
Getaway in, fact as an. Adult you're supposed to do
that because if there's a stressful, situation it's proven and
you're going to be so flustered backing up you might hit.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Something but if you park backing, in you're. Good you're
good to. Go you always have to be. Prepared oh, wow,
yeah that's an.
Speaker 11 (38:54):
IDEA i was actually watching this video the other day
about this guy and there was a big mudslide here
In california and his truck was parked and he tried
to back his truck, up but he actually backed it
up into the mud slide instead of away from the.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Mudd, no it's serious in a stressful situation getting out of.
It like if there's a disaster or something you gotta
get out at a, dodge you got to back. In
and the other thing is AND i, ALSO i complain
to my wife all the, time you always got to
leave at least have to take a.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Gas same.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Reason if there's a disaster and you got to get
out of dodge and you don't have any, gas you're.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Poort Oh i'm really really bad at. That it's a.
Problem you got to do. It i'm telling. You you,
know some something bad, happens you got to get out of,
there you, know around, here if there's an earthquake or,
something you got to get on the road and you're you.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Know.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
YEAH i don't usually back, in BUT i do feel
fancy WHEN i.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
Do.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
YEAH i love the FACT i started driving there were
no backup, cameras AND i feel Like i'm cheating WHEN
i have a backup.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Camera so it's kind of really.
Speaker 10 (39:46):
COOL i feel like it's, easy so, easy, cool H
i do it, sometimes mix it.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Up, yeah, yeah all, right what is?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Next it's Ask? Ben your questions are. Answers if you
like this, segment it's every week and we do something
on people have a cue of ripping this off on
The Fifth hour.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Mailback it is totally different Than. AskMen, yeah it's totally
different than.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Nasmen but if you love The Fifth hour, podcast we
do something On, sunday which is not like this at.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
All what's next? Year?
Speaker 10 (40:10):
Cool donkey? Sausage, Hi, donkey would like to know what's
Your Halloween Friday night plans this?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Year, Yeah so it's kind of. Cool we don't have
to do the radio Show friday. Night So i'll probably
record a podcast in the morning and THEN i Think
i'm gonna go see my niece and nephew their little,
kiddies And Uncle benny will watch them trick or Treat
and so that's my tentative plan at this.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Point what about, You. LORRAINE i will.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Be at The Boogie bash'll You Boogie Bash?
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Disneyland oh, yeah and Then i'll be staying in The
Grand california that.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Night look at.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
YOU i know it's gonna be a good.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Night is that a special event or something like that
kind Of.
Speaker 11 (40:49):
Yeah two hundred dollars special ticket for the event and then,
yeah super. Fun i'll get all the candy And i'll
bring it into the studio and share with you.
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Guys oh, well thank.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
You what about, you?
Speaker 10 (40:58):
COOL i will be In Las, vegas the Bar Last,
VEGAS i think SPECIFICALLY i will Be Fremont.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Street oh hopefully you don't get shanked, there and, uh you,
know
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