August 13, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about reports that Jason Tatum's camp is upset with Steve Kerr for not playing him much in the Olympics, Yankees IF Jazz Chisolm calling out players who voted him overrated, Maller's Mountain of Money: Casey Affleck Edition, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three of the original
Recipe podcast. As we speak our mind here an hour
three and we do the post mortem on the Olympics
pro bouncy ball players. Any truth to Jason Tatum's camp
being upset with Steve Kerr for not playing him all
that much at the Olympics. Also, we'll go to baseball
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where Yankees infielder Jazz Chisholm has called out the players
who voted him over raided. Has he already proven that
that claim of him being overrated is false? Also, Colin Kaepernick,
remember that name he drove the bus in sports radio
many years ago. Well, Colin Kaepernick is still pushing for
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an NFL return. He also says he's hopeful to play
flag football in the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Give me your riyakshawan to that. We'll get to all
of it and much more. Right now, do not take
a cat nap, because it's our number three. It's not
just slice bread, it's French bread. We're in here talking
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about French bread. Well, come in the beginning of another
hour of the Ben Maler Show. That just keeps happening
one after another. We can't seem to stop it. We're
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I'm told that Ozzie was from Western Australia, has seen
approximately ten thousand kangaroos. There are more kangaroos in his
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part of Australia then there are people. And he does
not live in the big say we're on Perth, Australia.
The show's carried all over the big cities in Australia.
There's a few of them. And he lives out in
the western part of Australia where no one lives because
there's no water, but he listens every every day religiously.
We thank him for that. But our lead this hour
coming from Perry from Paris Olympic post mortem report. Hoop
(02:40):
Style A Team USA getting that signature game from Steph Crery.
We had talked about that before I went on hiatus
and Steve Kerz like, oh, we don't need a signature
game from Steph Curry. Oh yeah, right, but he hit
that big show, well, several big shots, but the third.
I was at the four to three point shot there
to beat France, take home the gold metal seal the game.
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But there is no joy in Mudville. This is not
about Steph Curry. No, you might know where I'm going,
but maybe not. We're hearing whispers that Jason Tatum is
not pleased with his Olympic experience for helping the Celtics
win a championship this summer. Tatum was stuck at a
Parisian purgatory as he was barely used, and we're told
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privately very frustrated and knows mom his MAMU came out
and was upset. Supposedly, the focus is with Steve Kerr
that this is a Steve Kerr issue, demoting him to
glorified cheerleader with no pom poms on the bench. So
let us discuss the question is there any truth to
the rumor that Jason Tatum and his camp are upset
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with Steve Kerr for not playing him much at all
in the recently completed Paris Olympics. So I've got Robin Thick, Pharmacy,
and Yellowstone, and we will combine all of these things
together and you know, the song and dance. Hopefully it's
not oil and water. So, first of all, to answer
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the question, I'm nodding my head. Yes, I totally totally
believe this. There's no conspiracy. It's none of that. It's
a no brainer, you know it, depending on how old
you are, just living life, life experience. If you had
life experience, Jason Tatum wasn't even a supporting actor. Jason
Tatum got what I get every once in a while,
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a request for a cameo. He had a cameo. It
was a non speaking cameo though, from Jason Tatum. Tatum
is in a very awkward situation because when you take
a couple of steps back and you look out across
the different parts of the story out in the Serengetti.
You realize that it's like the theme song is that
Robin Thick blurred lines, because all the lines are blurred.
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Let me make my elevator pitch. Why I believe that
to be true because it's the most diverse. There's parallel
dimensions going on at the same time. You're mixing personal
losses with team wins. For example, the Celtics won their
eighteenth championship and franchise history, the most of any franchise
in NBA history, and Jason Tatum took a back seat
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in that championship run because the MVP of the finals
and the Eastern Conference Finals was Jalen Brown, Jason Tatum's teammate,
his co worker, Jalen Brown, got all the glory. But wait,
Tatum cover boy for NBA two K twenty five, and
his face every time I go to the grocery store,
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his face is plastered all over those ruffles, flaming hot
barbecue potato chips and I think some other chips, but
I keep seeing him on those the barbecue chips, and
the chips look good. But I didn't buy him anybody,
But anyway, he has a front row seat to watch
Durant Curry and Lebron on get Olympic glory, but yet
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is mystified in the multiverse while getting hemorrhoids watching them
from the bench. We're also told he's got a children's
book that he wrote that is set to be released
soon as well. Now coach Steve Kerr dismissed rapports. He
was asked about what's going on. Why can't you play
Jason Tatum? He said, it's simply a numbers game. That
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was his default answer. He said he couldn't carve out
enough time for twelve players in a forty minute game. However,
it has been pointed out that the women's brand of basketball,
somehow the coach, whoever that is, we don't know who
she is, she's no name, But whoever the coach is,
she's been able to play all of the supposedly star
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women's players when the Olympics were going on. So that
seems like a cop out. My theory is that Lebron,
Durant and Curry did not want to spend time on
the bench. They did not want to sit out games.
They're the headliners, they're the face of Olympic basketball right now,
and so Steve Kerr jan reflected and licked their toes
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and said, Okay, we're gonna stick it to Halliburton and
we're gonna stick it to Tatum. And that's what he did.
Now pivoting, we go to baseball. The New York Yankees
got smacked by the worst team in baseball, the White Sox.
But prior to that, the infielder Jazz Chisholm has called out.
He went on a rant rampage. They're calling out the
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players in baseball who had voted him over right. This
happened when he was in Miami. The question is this
for the esteemed panel? What's you're part of? If you're listening,
you're part of the panel. Has Jazz chism already proven
the claim of him being overrated false? So I'll answer
(07:50):
first and then the panel can answer. I'm shaking my
head passionately. No, he has not proven anything. And it's
a premature take. Now. Mather advice on the premature take,
go to the pharmacy, get your prescription filled. I'm pretty
sure that we do commercials selling a pill to take
care of that premature take thing or something else that's premature.
(08:13):
It's a small sample size. Heading into Monday, Jazz chishom
had played thirteen games. You might remember he played really
well the first few games as a Yankee. First few games,
I think Philadelphia had a home run here, there and everywhere,
and he was hitting two ninety six heading into Monday.
But the last ten games he was betting in the
two fifties, which is where Jazz Chisholm had been with
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the Marlins. The real acid test, as we all know,
the point of demarcation is in October. That's where you
get hair on your chest in October baseball. And by
the way, we always point out over rated over raight,
it does not mean terrible, it does not. It simply
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implies that you're not as good as people say you are.
That's it. And with Miami, the knock on Jazz Chissel,
as we pointed out in a previous episode of the show,
much to the dismay of the supermarket Steve and his
lovely wife who makes the tierre massou so jazzism with
the Marlins starred in kabuki theater style over substance. That
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was the knock on him. When the playoffs come around,
he can rewrite that story. But we have not changed
our position because of thirteen games, which is really like
a couple of big games in a bunch of other
mediocre games. All right, final thought, We bounce around the
round robin and next stop NFL football. Kind of sky
(09:38):
Sports out of the UK. They somehow stumbled into former
NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Remember him, Yeah, he's back, good
old Cap speaking there, the forty nine er quarterback Kaepernick.
You'll be shocked. You are not going to believe what
Kaepernick said. I'm telling you, it's gonna blow your mind.
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Colin declared that he is planning in NFL comeback. O
m gee, he said that. He said it. Kaepernick said, quote,
We're still training, We're still pushing. He told Sky Sports.
We've just got to get one of these team owners
to open up. Colin Kaepernick still pushing for an NFL return.
(10:24):
He also says that he can help a team win
a championship. He also wants to play flag football, we
assume for America in the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Give me your riak saw to all of this. So
what I did, I don't know if you did this,
but what I did. My move was to I went
over to my bingo card, and I said, okay, that's
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the middle square to the right and middle square to
the left. Right there, Colin Kaepernick, in case you were forgotten,
because if you have a certain nation, you might not remember,
he actually played football before he went off the beaten
path there from the NFL and all that. Kaepernick sucked
the last two years he played for the forty nine ers.
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And yet since he stopped playing football and became an activist,
Colin Kaepernick has become like Yellowstone, the great National Park Yellowstone.
He's Old Faithful, the tallest geyser at Yellowstone National Park
there because it's not every ninety minutes like Old Faithful,
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it's more like every year, twice a year, Colin Kaepernick.
There's a blast of boiling water that emerges from Kaepernick's
mouth and goes into the air everywhere. For Kaepernick, it's
on Q. This latest sound bit is on Q. It's
the time of the year that he says, I'm ready
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to play. Put me in, coach, I can play center field,
put me in right, I'm ready to go, and all that.
Now the other thing that he does normally around the
NFL Draft. But I wouldn't be shocked if we get
this the opening weekend of the NFL season. There's a
Colin Kaepernick sizzle reel, one of my favorites, shows him
pumping iron there in the gym and throwing the football around.
Oh man, he's ready to go. Looks in great shape,
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just wonderful. That comes out usually around the draft, sometimes
before the opening of the NFL season, and on Q
sizzle reel throwing the ball around. Then then you have
to mix in a either current fringe NFL receiver or
washed up former NFL receiver who says how great Kaepernick
looks and he's better than fifteen starting quarterbacks in the NFL.
(12:34):
Spiler alert, spiler Alert. It's been two thousand, seven hundred
and eighty one days, seven years, and over seven months
since Kaepernick last took a start or a snap in
the NFL. His last NFL game was on New Year's
Day of twenty seventeen, the end of the twenty sixteen season.
Since then, he has become a martyer fighting against the machine.
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He's also ripped America, the law enforcement in America, and
just about everything else.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The deep state conspiracy with Kaepernick is that he has
a new business venture and a friend of mine pointed
this out years ago. If Kaepernick wants free publicity, all
he has to do is say I want to play
in the NFL. I should be back in the NFL.
And then idiots like myself and other dummies in the
media run with the story. And so he's got a
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new business venture, which Andy the Comic book Guy of
all people, part of Bill's Mafia, pointed out. Andy the
Comic book Guy sent me a link to a story
from the Comic World where Kaepernick. It's hard to explain it.
It's like a content creation business where it's like a
media company, but it's like like comics and it's got ai.
There's a lot going on, but it seems like the
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motivation for Kaepernick is to promote his brand, and he
knows it's very expensive to buy commercials on radio and television,
so why not just do an interview and stay relevant.
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Mallard's mount of money right now. The Mallard Riddle of
the day, and it's a sporty riddle of the day
involved with AI. So a Google robot. Here's the Mallar
riddle of the day. A Google robot beat humans at blank.
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A Google robot recently beat humans at blank. Fill in
the blank. That is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
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Paying off the Malard riddle of the day. In a moment,
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I'm glad CJ's back of the night shift because he
had to go to the dreaded day shift. Anyway, CJ's
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reference to the caller from Australia, Ozzie waz Well he
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doesn't really call that much. He blew me off. He
mostly just sends comments in on the X machine. He says,
all respect to that guy. Australia is the real life Jumanji,
deadly insects, toxic jellyfish, and the grand prize called the
Huntsman Spider. Yeah, there's a lot going on in Australia.
But if you actually up and think about all the
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things that could kill you here in America, there's a
lot of stuff that could kill you. I mean, you
wouldn't leave your house, and even your house could kill you.
I mean there's a lot of stuff. And then if
you're lucky enough to get old, just taking a shower
can kill you. This is wild. It's really well. That's
my positive thlought of the day anyway, tied out for
the mallor riddle of the day. It's a sporty malor
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riddle mixed with AI. A Google robot recently beat humans
at blank. That is the malor riddle of the day.
Does anyone know the answer? We go to the great unwashed,
the hoy POLOI Marcelo. That's a great answer. I don't
know that that will make the air though, but very
funny Big Greg in Iowa. Who do you think would
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win a wrestling match between Big Greg and Iowa and
Robbie the Mariner fan. The answer is I give Greg
a shot, but I know Justin and Cincinnati would have
to be the judge in that anyway, Big Greg and
Iowa says, getting spanked David Vasse is the answer, all right.
Ferg Dog says getting beaten at Monopoly, The secret was
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to never buy the railroads. They suck, says Ferg Dog.
Australian rules breakdancing from malaprop guy. Who else? We have
a milkman. Mike in Colorado says, uh, they beat cheating
Garcia at every game show. Well, Eddie does cheat, That
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is correct. Art Puffin writes and says a recent google
bos step it up. Beating humans at a dance off
is the answer, Simon says from Donkey Sausage the Chinese
fingershap do they still call? However, they changed the name
the Chinese.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'm sure they've changed.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Is that offensive to used to call the Chinese?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
If you can't have an Eskimo pie, then you can't
have the Chinese.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
But isn't that an honor to the people of China
that they have.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Miss I'm old school. I still call Edie. I'm old school.
I canceled Uncle Ben's Rice Eddie, and I uh Anchemima, sir,
that's what I go to. Those are my go tos Eddie,
missus Butterworth now ah, missus Butterworth. All right anyway. JT
the Wingman, the king of all malord meet and read appearances,
says the robot recently defeated the Australian woman Breakdancer in
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a dance off, upsetting Ozzie Wahs.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I got turned on in Scariney.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
JT, who's from Minnesota but lives in Knoxville, Tennessee, and
visited us in Charleston and in Vegas. Late Night drug
Tester says, beat humans at writing jokes about weed man hippie.
Oh yeah good, you gotta have cut. Alf the Alien
Opiner says a I beat a human in a karate tournament.
According to Alf the Alien o Piner, who else you
(19:48):
page that? Jay Dot from Utah still not in jail?
How about my man, Jada? Our listeners are staying out
of jail. Good job by Jay Dot. Ai recently beat
he humans on a game of Madden. Jada I says
far out Dave going with underwater basket weaving, which I
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think was the major of the sc players when Pete
Carroll was coaching at s see. Elloy from Compton says,
the Google robot beat Eddie Garcia at blank He got
it right, bad job by him. A card game of
spades from Sticky Finger Humans boxing from Robbie the Meriner
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fan Matt the tomgo too deep in there because it's
getting sticky to the Tom? Where did that come from?
The Tom Brady roast fan and Warrior apologist and former
A's fan going with the Google robot beat humans at
soccer this year explaining the infield fly rule from our
buddy Mark over in Santa Monica, Eddie, do you have
(20:53):
an answer? It just not recalling all of my nicknames?
According to Kyle.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
The computer beat Marcel and Ben at food picks.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, Marcel and me have a cosmic connection, yea.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Also called cheating. That's a lie. No, it's the truth.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Just because you're bitter that you're bad at picking drops
out and I'm the drop king, that's all anyway. Cheater,
You say what you want about yourself, but don't talk
about it. Here's the I'm pegging off the redtle cheater.
I'm pang off the damn riddle. A Google robot recently
beat humans at ping paul table tennis. How do we
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want to call it? There? And now? It wasn't all
the time, but in almost fifty percent. They had twenty
nine matches, and in thirteen out of the twenty nine matches,
we are told that the paddle wielding Google robot won
thirteen of the twenty nine, so they're better than a
White Sox. They played against players of various skill level,
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so it wasn't all amateur ping pong players were. They
were playing against people that were actually pretty good. And
this people say, well, what about having AI in the Olympics?
Does anyone want AI robots in the Olympics? Is it
the whole point of the bloody Olympics to test the
boundaries of the human body? Why would we want robots?
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Are the nerds going to ruin the Olympics the way
they've screwed up baseball and basketball and football? Absolutely, sir,
I know, Marsa. It's not right. It's not right. Let's
say hello to whoopee Pie Blair, who did not see me.
I was in Maine again two years in a row,
and this schmuck does not come down and see me. Hello,
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whoopee pie Blair.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Let's going on, Ben? Oh, my roommate's on a rampage today.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, Hold on a second. That sounds like it's
going to be a long call. I thought this would
be true. Don't hang up, Blair, I want to hear
the details.
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Speaker 4 (22:59):
Urge, you mentioned has Chisholm there in the malarmano. Yeah,
I believe you mentioned.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeh, Jeszy.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
He got hurt in the game against the White Sox.
Left elbow injury, left the game, gonna have tests. We'll
see what they is?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
A basketball player. Let's I put money he goes on
the when they call injured list. Yeah, he's called disableds
but back in my day, but the injured list. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
And the Miama Marlins firing a whole bunch of people
in their front office their first year. GM Peter Bendix
said bye bye to two assistant general managers, four field coordinators,
and their international scouting director.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
They were all let go. Those were folks that were
brought in by either Derek Jeter or Kim Ing, who
were previously the leaders of the Marlins. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Okay, if I gave you five what a minute?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh, you're finally gonna pay attention When Lorena she had
to yell at you, Eddie, respect, I respect. When Loraina
yells at me and threatens to take my kneecaps off,
I do what she says.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, so she didn't yell at me, but I'm gonna
do what she says as well.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
She stamped me in the back one time.
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Speaker 1 (24:20):
He said, Yeah, Well, Blair's got this story that he's
telling us about the uh the wild roommate rampage. But uh, Blair,
can I do the Can I give the the Mallard fund? Fact?
Can you? Can you do that? And hold on a sack? Yeah,
you don't see him excited. Why are you not excited
for the fun fact? U? Okay, all right, let's do
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hit the button.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Here we go, all right, mallard, fun fact.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
All right, fun fact. Clayton Kershaw? Who I I did
some local radio in La. I believe Kershaw? I announced
was done. He got his first win of the season
in the game against the Brewers on Monday night and
actually look like the Hershaw regular season Kershaw of years
gone by five and two Thursday, and he's only gave
up three hits, one run, one earned run, and was
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able to strike people out. So Kershaw on the comeback trail?
That's Is that not fun? For the playoffs? Blair? The
Dodgers getting curs shop back so we can go out
there and poop his pants in the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
No, he needs to be an age right now.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He needs to do that these days. Who cares about that?
I don't want your take on the Dodgers. What happened
with this roommate? What happened?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Okay? So I cleaned the stairs last night with the vacuums,
and then I see that she got a couple of
things on the car bit tid of dirty, A couple
of things not dirty really. So then I go I
was outside the room, like outside my room and stuff.
And then I'm out there and she goes, I'm gonna
cut a copsig on you because because you're you're blah
(25:58):
blah blah this and that. She's like, man, she's a
she'sus like pissed off because of it. She's mad. And
then she's like, I think I'm a couple of cops
house over at the r over at the hospital whatever.
I talking all the cops and they don't like you, Blair.
They don't like you. All the cops they know about you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And yeah, well you do have a rescue, Blair, you
do have a rap sheet. Remember you got in shouble.
The cops came over because you cursed on the radio,
remember that.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
No, they didn't come over for that. They came over
because I hit the moving target, which was the cereal container.
Plastic ceial container was the moving target.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
And she got mad because anyway, so the cop the
cops came over because you threw a box of cereal.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Plastic container.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Plastic container you threw.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Ah, why did you combined? Well, why would you do that?
You shouldn't throw the throw things that I know.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
My mom said, why did you ever do that in
the first place? I go, oh, I know, I know
I did it.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
What do you hot head over there? Black? I'm glad
you didn't punch me. You could have kicked my ass
when I met you. It could have been violence when
I met you.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Oh, No, I got more violence since I met you.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh you're getting older, You're getting angry. Why are you
so angry? What are you angry about?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
I don't know. I'm like angry Bill.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Right, well, I hope you're not like angry Bill. I
know you know it would be like that guy. Yeah, yeah,
but wait so wait, wait, wait, we didn't even know
about this serial thing. This just happened. This a long
time ago.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
A couple of weeks ago maybe.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And why didn't you call me right away? Were you
in jail? Did you just get out of jail?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
I didn't get put in jail this.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Did you go to prison?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
You did not. Okay, would you like a lawyer? Do
you need a lawyer? I know some lawyers. Would you
like a lawyer?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
No, I don't need a lawyer yet because she has
know she's not gonna do anything yet this time again?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
What what Okay, you promise hand to God.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Again on the other side of the apartment, the others.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, that makes all the difference in the the other side.
And how come you have not called? The show is off?
And what happened? I hear reports on the you're calling
the morning show in Maine. You're you're still calling, but
you're not calling our show? Why is that? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I've been stressed out because of my roommate. And all
I gotta say is it wasn't moving target.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Did you hit the bull's eye? Did you hit the target?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You did? My bad all right? But how come you
I was in I was in Maine on Saturday. How
come you didn't come see me? Where Kiddery, Maine? Right there,
beautiful Kiddery Main?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Yeah, I know that that's far from me.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Where are you at again?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I'm in Waterville?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Let me see here? How many How close was I
to to Blair? Let's see? Oh I was? I was
less than two hours away from you, man, I could.
I was with my brother and he got tired by this,
all these planes. My brother is like he's more of
a walker than a driver weapon, Like I was like,
(29:18):
let's just drive as far in the main as we
can make and he's got tired anyway, Thank you Blair. Yeah,
I call more often and don't don't hit anyone, all right,
don't calm your emotion, take go away, all right. We
were going to have Malas Mountain Mights. Welcome in our
don't need to play the open. Let's welcome in our contestants.
We have doctor Kevin. Hello. What kind of doctor are you?
(29:41):
Doctor Kevin? Oh? The best kind of doctor, internal medicine,
internal medicine. How about that unbelieva r H doctor? Who
do you want to play with? On Mallard's amount of money?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Ben?
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Now that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I got doctors love me, they love hold on sec
and we have the stone Cold Steve Austin, Hello, stone Cold, good.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Morning, Ben Mallard and the Malar Militia. Glad to be
a part of the Malard's mount of money. And I'm
gonna go pick the one they only got there.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You want to lose? That that's a bad I thought
Stone Cold was a winner, but not on this game.
You're a loser.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
Good damn Rad. We're gonna win, Eddie, and I gotta
tell you if you don't. If we don't win, this.
I'm gonna give you a stone cold stunner. Come right
over to the studio. Let's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh, guys, threatening violence, A lot of violence? Is there
a full moon? I don't know. I wonder The category
is quickly cool? Well please? All right?
Speaker 8 (30:38):
This is the Casey Affleck edition, the younger brother of
Ben the other a flex. Yes, he turned forty nine
years old on Monday at old fort. The categories are Goodwill, Hunting,
two hundred cigarettes, Ocean's eleven, and Manchester by the Sea.
And Kevin was on first. So which category would you like?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Kevin Ocean's eleven, Oceans eleven? A right, I was a
big fan of Oceans eleven back in the day. Stone Cold?
Which one do you want? Stone cold?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
I will do the two hundred two hundred cigarettes all right?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Sounds like you probably have that right now and you're
in your your car two hundred series, all right, hold on?
I like anyway, that is the matchup. We're gonna have
Mallard's Mountain of Money, a classic matchup. You want to
hear Eddie losing in as I'm the all time wins
king at these game shows, had another loss to Eddie's record. Well,
It's Malard's mount of Money, and it is next.
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Speaker 2 (32:08):
Now Malor's Mountain of money. Hell, do you have what
it takes to get to the top? Probably not.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Here we go, let's play the game. We have our
matchup set. Doctor Kevin from Madison, Wisconsin is going to
play just down the street from Kathy in Madison, and
he's gonna partner up with me. Ben Na, We've got
Stone Cold Steve Austin. How lucky are we that Stone
Cold is listening to the show. Sounds just like he
did back in the day and matched up with Eddie.
(32:40):
That's the team Cooper Loop. Let's get the.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Party start, all right, So Kevin and Ben are up first.
Your category is Ocean's eleven. Just a reminder, if you
don't know the rules, you need the first and last
name of the athlete in order to receive points.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Kevin, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
I can?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Okay? Forty five? All right, Yes, you're gonna have. She's
trying to cheat Eddie, but Array is trying to help
you out and screw me over. Both say forty five.
Speaker 8 (33:10):
No, no, just no, no, just wait till it says go.
That's the word go. Uh So, anyway, Ocean's eleven. These
athletes all wore number eleven. Forty five seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Go all right? The other splash brother not Steph Curry.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Keep going more clues?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Okay, Wide receiver for the Arizona Cardinals. Greatest Cardinals wide
receiver of all time, Larry Fitzzer, star of the Bad
Boy Pistons of the eighties. The guard used to hang
out with Magic Johnson. They were buddies Thimons. Yes, that
is correct. What greatest wide receiver in Atlanta Falcons history?
Although he's been washed up the last couple of years.
(33:50):
I think he's out of the NFL. Now down by
the school yard. No all Yes, wide receiver for the Patriots,
not Wes Welker, but a slot receiver for Tom Brady.
He said it. He said it. He said it. He
said it. He said that you told me when they
(34:12):
start to say it, he said it. He said, Julian
Edelman say it. He said, did you not say it?
Doctor Kevin? He said it. He just said it. He
said it, he said the Edelman answer. He answer, he
said it. He Garcia, you started to you see how
(34:35):
dumb that rule is. That's your Garcia started saying it. No,
you told me if he starts saying it before it.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
He didn't even say it before the buzz released the word.
So it's not We're going over to Stone Cold Steve
Austin and Uh Eddie, your category is two hundred cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
These sports figures smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
So choke fotygo Stone forty five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Go uh the goat quarterback of the Patriots, greatest quarterback
of all time, New England Patriots tough On Eddie, current
Mavericks star from Serbia, number seventy seven.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
That would be Nicola Nicola.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
No, he plays for the Nuggets. He's guy plays for
the Mavericks. Yes, Hall of Fame manager for the Pirates.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He won a World Series.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yes, former Latino World Series first baseman of the eighty
eight Mets. He's a broadcaster for the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Now.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yes, Serbian NBA player for the Lakers and the Kings.
Beard No, no, no, yes, super Bowl winning quarterback of
the Chiefs way before Patrick Mahomes in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I didn't count. Didn't get it in count.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Arrest though.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
He finished saying it before the don't start with me.
I'm not in the move I heard, I'm not eating.
He finished saying it before the pleasant was sounding. So
that's two stone. Eddie does not Eddie does not know
who Keith Nanders. That doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
He remember he was caught with a cigarette back in
like oh nine, like APOLOGYNANDZ.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Is not a Yankee broadcaster. So that we're gonna take
the forty points off the board to that good job
at the last one either, all right, I'm terrible job
by you.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Back over to doctor Kevin and Ben Manchester. Kevin would
you like would you like goodwill hunting or Manchester by
the Sea.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Good will hunting, all right.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
These athletes were former walk ons. Okay, forty five seconds
on the clock, begin all right.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Broncos safety in the no fly Zone Super Bowl team
the Super Bowl fifty number forty three. Okay, why would
you HOI Coop likes le Broncos Raiders for or y receiver.
I think he's a free agent now, white guy out
of Clemson. He was a high draft pick. He didn't
work out for the Las Vegas Raiders. Yes, kicker for
(37:11):
the Patriots, but not Adam Vini Terry, the guy after
ven and Terry. He played for like fifteen years or
whatever it was for the Pats. Got a European out
of you, all right, that counts all right? Quarterback for Georgia.
He threw four interceptions in the Rams exhibition game over
the weekend and had a game winning touchdown. You got
(37:34):
thet said they got Kowski.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
And refer did they even take the lead there?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Will give them the points for Gratiskowski, because I got it.
Because because that gives them two hundred and thirty points.
Just still underwent Eddie and stone Cold.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
But you took the forty points away from because he
got that one. You don't know who Keith R. Nandez is.
He said, he's a Yankee broadcaster.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
I want teammate, just said Keith Hernandez. That's the point
of the game.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
But he gave a wrong clue though it doesn't matter.
And I'm getting exactly what. We got to take her
forty away and we want we don't need that. We
get over, doctor, doctor, doctor, give me a game. This
is the time losing who at this game the all
time wins game time again, Doctor Kevin l you get
(38:24):
to hang out with doctors. I got to hang out
with these immoral people here.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
The game shows that screwed you out of the anima
and then lose, lose, lose. All he does is lose
minus forty plus seven games. Wait waste Still congratulations, that's
a winner.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Who
Hello and welcome. It's our number three of the original
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three and we do the post mortem on the Olympics
pro bouncy ball players. Any truth to Jason Tatum's camp
being upset with Steve Kerr for not playing him all
that much at the Olympics. Also, we'll go to baseball
(00:21):
where Yankees infielder Jazz Chisholm has called out the players
who voted him over raided. Has he already proven that
that claim of him being overrated is false? Also, Colin Kaepernick,
remember that name he drove the bus in sports radio
many years ago. Well, Colin Kaepernick is still pushing for
(00:43):
an NFL return. He also says he's hopeful to play
flag football in the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Give me your riyakshawan to that. We'll get to all
of it and much more. Right now, do not take
a cat nap, because it's our number three. It's not
just slice bread, it's French bread. We're in here talking
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about French bread. Well, come in the beginning of another
hour of the Ben Maler Show. That just keeps happening
one after another. We can't seem to stop it. We're
in the air everywhere as we try not to whisper
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I'm told that Ozzie was from Western Australia, has seen
approximately ten thousand kangaroos. There are more kangaroos in his
(02:13):
part of Australia then there are people. And he does
not live in the big say we're on Perth, Australia.
The show's carried all over the big cities in Australia.
There's a few of them. And he lives out in
the western part of Australia where no one lives because
there's no water, but he listens every every day religiously.
We thank him for that. But our lead this hour
coming from Perry from Paris Olympic post mortem report. Hoop
(02:40):
Style A Team USA getting that signature game from Steph Crery.
We had talked about that before I went on hiatus
and Steve Kerz like, oh, we don't need a signature
game from Steph Curry. Oh yeah, right, but he hit
that big show, well, several big shots, but the third.
I was at the four to three point shot there
to beat France, take home the gold metal seal the game.
(03:01):
But there is no joy in Mudville. This is not
about Steph Curry. No, you might know where I'm going,
but maybe not. We're hearing whispers that Jason Tatum is
not pleased with his Olympic experience for helping the Celtics
win a championship this summer. Tatum was stuck at a
Parisian purgatory as he was barely used, and we're told
(03:24):
privately very frustrated and knows mom his MAMU came out
and was upset. Supposedly, the focus is with Steve Kerr
that this is a Steve Kerr issue, demoting him to
glorified cheerleader with no pom poms on the bench. So
let us discuss the question is there any truth to
the rumor that Jason Tatum and his camp are upset
(03:48):
with Steve Kerr for not playing him much at all
in the recently completed Paris Olympics. So I've got Robin Thick, Pharmacy,
and Yellowstone, and we will combine all of these things
together and you know, the song and dance. Hopefully it's
not oil and water. So, first of all, to answer
(04:10):
the question, I'm nodding my head. Yes, I totally totally
believe this. There's no conspiracy. It's none of that. It's
a no brainer, you know it, depending on how old
you are, just living life, life experience. If you had
life experience, Jason Tatum wasn't even a supporting actor. Jason
Tatum got what I get every once in a while,
(04:32):
a request for a cameo. He had a cameo. It
was a non speaking cameo though, from Jason Tatum. Tatum
is in a very awkward situation because when you take
a couple of steps back and you look out across
the different parts of the story out in the Serengetti.
You realize that it's like the theme song is that
Robin Thick blurred lines, because all the lines are blurred.
(04:55):
Let me make my elevator pitch. Why I believe that
to be true because it's the most diverse. There's parallel
dimensions going on at the same time. You're mixing personal
losses with team wins. For example, the Celtics won their
eighteenth championship and franchise history, the most of any franchise
in NBA history, and Jason Tatum took a back seat
(05:19):
in that championship run because the MVP of the finals
and the Eastern Conference Finals was Jalen Brown, Jason Tatum's teammate,
his co worker, Jalen Brown, got all the glory. But wait,
Tatum cover boy for NBA two K twenty five, and
his face every time I go to the grocery store,
(05:39):
his face is plastered all over those ruffles, flaming hot
barbecue potato chips and I think some other chips, but
I keep seeing him on those the barbecue chips, and
the chips look good. But I didn't buy him anybody,
But anyway, he has a front row seat to watch
Durant Curry and Lebron on get Olympic glory, but yet
(06:03):
is mystified in the multiverse while getting hemorrhoids watching them
from the bench. We're also told he's got a children's
book that he wrote that is set to be released
soon as well. Now coach Steve Kerr dismissed rapports. He
was asked about what's going on. Why can't you play
Jason Tatum? He said, it's simply a numbers game. That
(06:25):
was his default answer. He said he couldn't carve out
enough time for twelve players in a forty minute game. However,
it has been pointed out that the women's brand of basketball,
somehow the coach, whoever that is, we don't know who
she is, she's no name, But whoever the coach is,
she's been able to play all of the supposedly star
(06:45):
women's players when the Olympics were going on. So that
seems like a cop out. My theory is that Lebron,
Durant and Curry did not want to spend time on
the bench. They did not want to sit out games.
They're the headliners, they're the face of Olympic basketball right now,
and so Steve Kerr jan reflected and licked their toes
(07:07):
and said, Okay, we're gonna stick it to Halliburton and
we're gonna stick it to Tatum. And that's what he did.
Now pivoting, we go to baseball. The New York Yankees
got smacked by the worst team in baseball, the White Sox.
But prior to that, the infielder Jazz Chisholm has called out.
He went on a rant rampage. They're calling out the
(07:28):
players in baseball who had voted him over right. This
happened when he was in Miami. The question is this
for the esteemed panel? What's you're part of? If you're listening,
you're part of the panel. Has Jazz chism already proven
the claim of him being overrated false? So I'll answer
(07:50):
first and then the panel can answer. I'm shaking my
head passionately. No, he has not proven anything. And it's
a premature take. Now. Mather advice on the premature take,
go to the pharmacy, get your prescription filled. I'm pretty
sure that we do commercials selling a pill to take
care of that premature take thing or something else that's premature.
(08:13):
It's a small sample size. Heading into Monday, Jazz chishom
had played thirteen games. You might remember he played really
well the first few games as a Yankee. First few games,
I think Philadelphia had a home run here, there and everywhere,
and he was hitting two ninety six heading into Monday.
But the last ten games he was betting in the
two fifties, which is where Jazz Chisholm had been with
(08:33):
the Marlins. The real acid test, as we all know,
the point of demarcation is in October. That's where you
get hair on your chest in October baseball. And by
the way, we always point out over rated over raight,
it does not mean terrible, it does not. It simply
(08:53):
implies that you're not as good as people say you are.
That's it. And with Miami, the knock on Jazz Chissel,
as we pointed out in a previous episode of the show,
much to the dismay of the supermarket Steve and his
lovely wife who makes the tierre massou so jazzism with
the Marlins starred in kabuki theater style over substance. That
(09:17):
was the knock on him. When the playoffs come around,
he can rewrite that story. But we have not changed
our position because of thirteen games, which is really like
a couple of big games in a bunch of other
mediocre games. All right, final thought, We bounce around the
round robin and next stop NFL football. Kind of sky
(09:38):
Sports out of the UK. They somehow stumbled into former
NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Remember him, Yeah, he's back, good
old Cap speaking there, the forty nine er quarterback Kaepernick.
You'll be shocked. You are not going to believe what
Kaepernick said. I'm telling you, it's gonna blow your mind.
(09:59):
Colin declared that he is planning in NFL comeback. O
m gee, he said that. He said it. Kaepernick said, quote,
We're still training, We're still pushing. He told Sky Sports.
We've just got to get one of these team owners
to open up. Colin Kaepernick still pushing for an NFL return.
(10:24):
He also says that he can help a team win
a championship. He also wants to play flag football, we
assume for America in the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Give me your riak saw to all of this. So
what I did, I don't know if you did this,
but what I did. My move was to I went
over to my bingo card, and I said, okay, that's
(10:45):
the middle square to the right and middle square to
the left. Right there, Colin Kaepernick, in case you were forgotten,
because if you have a certain nation, you might not remember,
he actually played football before he went off the beaten
path there from the NFL and all that. Kaepernick sucked
the last two years he played for the forty nine ers.
(11:06):
And yet since he stopped playing football and became an activist,
Colin Kaepernick has become like Yellowstone, the great National Park Yellowstone.
He's Old Faithful, the tallest geyser at Yellowstone National Park
there because it's not every ninety minutes like Old Faithful,
(11:27):
it's more like every year, twice a year, Colin Kaepernick.
There's a blast of boiling water that emerges from Kaepernick's
mouth and goes into the air everywhere. For Kaepernick, it's
on Q. This latest sound bit is on Q. It's
the time of the year that he says, I'm ready
(11:48):
to play. Put me in, coach, I can play center field,
put me in right, I'm ready to go, and all that.
Now the other thing that he does normally around the
NFL Draft. But I wouldn't be shocked if we get
this the opening weekend of the NFL season. There's a
Colin Kaepernick sizzle reel, one of my favorites, shows him
pumping iron there in the gym and throwing the football around.
Oh man, he's ready to go. Looks in great shape,
(12:10):
just wonderful. That comes out usually around the draft, sometimes
before the opening of the NFL season, and on Q
sizzle reel throwing the ball around. Then then you have
to mix in a either current fringe NFL receiver or
washed up former NFL receiver who says how great Kaepernick
looks and he's better than fifteen starting quarterbacks in the NFL.
(12:34):
Spiler alert, spiler Alert. It's been two thousand, seven hundred
and eighty one days, seven years, and over seven months
since Kaepernick last took a start or a snap in
the NFL. His last NFL game was on New Year's
Day of twenty seventeen, the end of the twenty sixteen season.
Since then, he has become a martyer fighting against the machine.
(12:57):
He's also ripped America, the law enforcement in America, and
just about everything else.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The deep state conspiracy with Kaepernick is that he has
a new business venture and a friend of mine pointed
this out years ago. If Kaepernick wants free publicity, all
he has to do is say I want to play
in the NFL. I should be back in the NFL.
And then idiots like myself and other dummies in the
media run with the story. And so he's got a
(13:24):
new business venture, which Andy the Comic book Guy of
all people, part of Bill's Mafia, pointed out. Andy the
Comic book Guy sent me a link to a story
from the Comic World where Kaepernick. It's hard to explain it.
It's like a content creation business where it's like a
media company, but it's like like comics and it's got ai.
There's a lot going on, but it seems like the
(13:46):
motivation for Kaepernick is to promote his brand, and he
knows it's very expensive to buy commercials on radio and television,
so why not just do an interview and stay relevant.
It is the Maler Show. You want to come in
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you can get it right now. Grab that line and
(14:07):
be part of the show if you want. Also speakeasy
rules though, so I don't give out the number. Also
on X at Ben Maller later this hour, We have
Mallard's mount of money right now. The Mallard Riddle of
the day, and it's a sporty riddle of the day
involved with AI. So a Google robot. Here's the Mallar
riddle of the day. A Google robot beat humans at blank.
(14:31):
A Google robot recently beat humans at blank. Fill in
the blank. That is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
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Speaker 1 (16:17):
Paying off the Malard riddle of the day. In a moment,
CJ though, our buddy from the airport in Washington, d C.
I'm glad CJ's back of the night shift because he
had to go to the dreaded day shift. Anyway, CJ's
back listening live overnight with us, he says, been in
reference to the caller from Australia, Ozzie waz Well he
(16:40):
doesn't really call that much. He blew me off. He
mostly just sends comments in on the X machine. He says,
all respect to that guy. Australia is the real life Jumanji,
deadly insects, toxic jellyfish, and the grand prize called the
Huntsman Spider. Yeah, there's a lot going on in Australia.
But if you actually up and think about all the
(17:01):
things that could kill you here in America, there's a
lot of stuff that could kill you. I mean, you
wouldn't leave your house, and even your house could kill you.
I mean there's a lot of stuff. And then if
you're lucky enough to get old, just taking a shower
can kill you. This is wild. It's really well. That's
my positive thlought of the day anyway, tied out for
the mallor riddle of the day. It's a sporty malor
(17:22):
riddle mixed with AI. A Google robot recently beat humans
at blank. That is the malor riddle of the day.
Does anyone know the answer? We go to the great unwashed,
the hoy POLOI Marcelo. That's a great answer. I don't
know that that will make the air though, but very
funny Big Greg in Iowa. Who do you think would
(17:45):
win a wrestling match between Big Greg and Iowa and
Robbie the Mariner fan. The answer is I give Greg
a shot, but I know Justin and Cincinnati would have
to be the judge in that anyway, Big Greg and
Iowa says, getting spanked David Vasse is the answer, all right.
Ferg Dog says getting beaten at Monopoly, The secret was
(18:07):
to never buy the railroads. They suck, says Ferg Dog.
Australian rules breakdancing from malaprop guy. Who else? We have
a milkman. Mike in Colorado says, uh, they beat cheating
Garcia at every game show. Well, Eddie does cheat, That
(18:28):
is correct. Art Puffin writes and says a recent google
bos step it up. Beating humans at a dance off
is the answer, Simon says from Donkey Sausage the Chinese
fingershap do they still call? However, they changed the name
the Chinese.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'm sure they've changed.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Is that offensive to used to call the Chinese?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
If you can't have an Eskimo pie, then you can't
have the Chinese.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
But isn't that an honor to the people of China
that they have.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Miss I'm old school. I still call Edie. I'm old school.
I canceled Uncle Ben's Rice Eddie, and I uh Anchemima, sir,
that's what I go to. Those are my go tos Eddie,
missus Butterworth now ah, missus Butterworth. All right anyway. JT
the Wingman, the king of all malord meet and read appearances,
says the robot recently defeated the Australian woman Breakdancer in
(19:22):
a dance off, upsetting Ozzie Wahs.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I got turned on in Scariney.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
JT, who's from Minnesota but lives in Knoxville, Tennessee, and
visited us in Charleston and in Vegas. Late Night drug
Tester says, beat humans at writing jokes about weed man hippie.
Oh yeah good, you gotta have cut. Alf the Alien
Opiner says a I beat a human in a karate tournament.
According to Alf the Alien o Piner, who else you
(19:48):
page that? Jay Dot from Utah still not in jail?
How about my man, Jada? Our listeners are staying out
of jail. Good job by Jay Dot. Ai recently beat
he humans on a game of Madden. Jada I says
far out Dave going with underwater basket weaving, which I
(20:08):
think was the major of the sc players when Pete
Carroll was coaching at s see. Elloy from Compton says,
the Google robot beat Eddie Garcia at blank He got
it right, bad job by him. A card game of
spades from Sticky Finger Humans boxing from Robbie the Meriner
(20:31):
fan Matt the tomgo too deep in there because it's
getting sticky to the Tom? Where did that come from?
The Tom Brady roast fan and Warrior apologist and former
A's fan going with the Google robot beat humans at
soccer this year explaining the infield fly rule from our
buddy Mark over in Santa Monica, Eddie, do you have
(20:53):
an answer? It just not recalling all of my nicknames?
According to Kyle.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
The computer beat Marcel and Ben at food picks.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, Marcel and me have a cosmic connection, yea.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Also called cheating. That's a lie. No, it's the truth.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Just because you're bitter that you're bad at picking drops
out and I'm the drop king, that's all anyway. Cheater,
You say what you want about yourself, but don't talk
about it. Here's the I'm pegging off the redtle cheater.
I'm pang off the damn riddle. A Google robot recently
beat humans at ping paul table tennis. How do we
(21:33):
want to call it? There? And now? It wasn't all
the time, but in almost fifty percent. They had twenty
nine matches, and in thirteen out of the twenty nine matches,
we are told that the paddle wielding Google robot won
thirteen of the twenty nine, so they're better than a
White Sox. They played against players of various skill level,
(21:53):
so it wasn't all amateur ping pong players were. They
were playing against people that were actually pretty good. And
this people say, well, what about having AI in the Olympics?
Does anyone want AI robots in the Olympics? Is it
the whole point of the bloody Olympics to test the
boundaries of the human body? Why would we want robots?
(22:13):
Are the nerds going to ruin the Olympics the way
they've screwed up baseball and basketball and football? Absolutely, sir,
I know, Marsa. It's not right. It's not right. Let's
say hello to whoopee Pie Blair, who did not see me.
I was in Maine again two years in a row,
and this schmuck does not come down and see me. Hello,
(22:35):
whoopee pie Blair.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Let's going on, Ben? Oh, my roommate's on a rampage today.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, Hold on a second. That sounds like it's
going to be a long call. I thought this would
be true. Don't hang up, Blair, I want to hear
the details.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Urge, you mentioned has Chisholm there in the malarmano. Yeah,
I believe you mentioned.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeh, Jeszy.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
He got hurt in the game against the White Sox.
Left elbow injury, left the game, gonna have tests. We'll
see what they is?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
A basketball player. Let's I put money he goes on
the when they call injured list. Yeah, he's called disableds
but back in my day, but the injured list. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
And the Miama Marlins firing a whole bunch of people
in their front office their first year. GM Peter Bendix
said bye bye to two assistant general managers, four field coordinators,
and their international scouting director.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
They were all let go. Those were folks that were
brought in by either Derek Jeter or Kim Ing, who
were previously the leaders of the Marlins. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Okay, if I gave you five what a minute?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh, you're finally gonna pay attention When Lorena she had
to yell at you, Eddie, respect, I respect. When Loraina
yells at me and threatens to take my kneecaps off,
I do what she says.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, so she didn't yell at me, but I'm gonna
do what she says as well.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
She stamped me in the back one time.
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Speaker 1 (24:20):
He said, Yeah, Well, Blair's got this story that he's
telling us about the uh the wild roommate rampage. But uh, Blair,
can I do the Can I give the the Mallard fund? Fact?
Can you? Can you do that? And hold on a sack? Yeah,
you don't see him excited. Why are you not excited
for the fun fact? U? Okay, all right, let's do
(24:44):
hit the button.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Here we go, all right, mallard, fun fact.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
All right, fun fact. Clayton Kershaw? Who I I did
some local radio in La. I believe Kershaw? I announced
was done. He got his first win of the season
in the game against the Brewers on Monday night and
actually look like the Hershaw regular season Kershaw of years
gone by five and two Thursday, and he's only gave
up three hits, one run, one earned run, and was
(25:10):
able to strike people out. So Kershaw on the comeback trail?
That's Is that not fun? For the playoffs? Blair? The
Dodgers getting curs shop back so we can go out
there and poop his pants in the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
No, he needs to be an age right now.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He needs to do that these days. Who cares about that?
I don't want your take on the Dodgers. What happened
with this roommate? What happened?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Okay? So I cleaned the stairs last night with the vacuums,
and then I see that she got a couple of
things on the car bit tid of dirty, A couple
of things not dirty really. So then I go I
was outside the room, like outside my room and stuff.
And then I'm out there and she goes, I'm gonna
cut a copsig on you because because you're you're blah
(25:58):
blah blah this and that. She's like, man, she's a
she'sus like pissed off because of it. She's mad. And
then she's like, I think I'm a couple of cops
house over at the r over at the hospital whatever.
I talking all the cops and they don't like you, Blair.
They don't like you. All the cops they know about you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And yeah, well you do have a rescue, Blair, you
do have a rap sheet. Remember you got in shouble.
The cops came over because you cursed on the radio,
remember that.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
No, they didn't come over for that. They came over
because I hit the moving target, which was the cereal container.
Plastic ceial container was the moving target.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
And she got mad because anyway, so the cop the
cops came over because you threw a box of cereal.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Plastic container.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Plastic container you threw.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Ah, why did you combined? Well, why would you do that?
You shouldn't throw the throw things that I know.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
My mom said, why did you ever do that in
the first place? I go, oh, I know, I know
I did it.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
What do you hot head over there? Black? I'm glad
you didn't punch me. You could have kicked my ass
when I met you. It could have been violence when
I met you.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Oh, No, I got more violence since I met you.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh you're getting older, You're getting angry. Why are you
so angry? What are you angry about?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
I don't know. I'm like angry Bill.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Right, well, I hope you're not like angry Bill. I
know you know it would be like that guy. Yeah, yeah,
but wait so wait, wait, wait, we didn't even know
about this serial thing. This just happened. This a long
time ago.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
A couple of weeks ago maybe.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
And why didn't you call me right away? Were you
in jail? Did you just get out of jail?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
I didn't get put in jail this.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Did you go to prison?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
You did not. Okay, would you like a lawyer? Do
you need a lawyer? I know some lawyers. Would you
like a lawyer?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
No, I don't need a lawyer yet because she has
know she's not gonna do anything yet this time again?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
What what Okay, you promise hand to God.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Again on the other side of the apartment, the others.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well, that makes all the difference in the the other side.
And how come you have not called? The show is off?
And what happened? I hear reports on the you're calling
the morning show in Maine. You're you're still calling, but
you're not calling our show? Why is that? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I've been stressed out because of my roommate. And all
I gotta say is it wasn't moving target.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Did you hit the bull's eye? Did you hit the target?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You did? My bad all right? But how come you
I was in I was in Maine on Saturday. How
come you didn't come see me? Where Kiddery, Maine? Right there,
beautiful Kiddery Main?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Yeah, I know that that's far from me.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Where are you at again?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I'm in Waterville?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Let me see here? How many How close was I
to to Blair? Let's see? Oh I was? I was
less than two hours away from you, man, I could.
I was with my brother and he got tired by this,
all these planes. My brother is like he's more of
a walker than a driver weapon, Like I was like,
(29:18):
let's just drive as far in the main as we
can make and he's got tired anyway, Thank you Blair. Yeah,
I call more often and don't don't hit anyone, all right,
don't calm your emotion, take go away, all right. We
were going to have Malas Mountain Mights. Welcome in our
don't need to play the open. Let's welcome in our contestants.
We have doctor Kevin. Hello. What kind of doctor are you?
(29:41):
Doctor Kevin? Oh? The best kind of doctor, internal medicine,
internal medicine. How about that unbelieva r H doctor? Who
do you want to play with? On Mallard's amount of money?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Ben?
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Now that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I got doctors love me, they love hold on sec
and we have the stone Cold Steve Austin, Hello, stone Cold, good.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Morning, Ben Mallard and the Malar Militia. Glad to be
a part of the Malard's mount of money. And I'm
gonna go pick the one they only got there.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You want to lose? That that's a bad I thought
Stone Cold was a winner, but not on this game.
You're a loser.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
Good damn Rad. We're gonna win, Eddie, and I gotta
tell you if you don't. If we don't win, this.
I'm gonna give you a stone cold stunner. Come right
over to the studio. Let's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh, guys, threatening violence, A lot of violence? Is there
a full moon? I don't know. I wonder The category
is quickly cool? Well please? All right?
Speaker 8 (30:38):
This is the Casey Affleck edition, the younger brother of
Ben the other a flex. Yes, he turned forty nine
years old on Monday at old fort. The categories are Goodwill, Hunting,
two hundred cigarettes, Ocean's eleven, and Manchester by the Sea.
And Kevin was on first. So which category would you like?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Kevin Ocean's eleven, Oceans eleven? A right, I was a
big fan of Oceans eleven back in the day. Stone Cold?
Which one do you want? Stone cold?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
I will do the two hundred two hundred cigarettes all right?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Sounds like you probably have that right now and you're
in your your car two hundred series, all right, hold on?
I like anyway, that is the matchup. We're gonna have
Mallard's Mountain of Money, a classic matchup. You want to
hear Eddie losing in as I'm the all time wins
king at these game shows, had another loss to Eddie's record. Well,
It's Malard's mount of Money, and it is next.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
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Speaker 4 (31:46):
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Speaker 2 (32:08):
Now Malor's Mountain of money. Hell, do you have what
it takes to get to the top? Probably not.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Here we go, let's play the game. We have our
matchup set. Doctor Kevin from Madison, Wisconsin is going to
play just down the street from Kathy in Madison, and
he's gonna partner up with me. Ben Na, We've got
Stone Cold Steve Austin. How lucky are we that Stone
Cold is listening to the show. Sounds just like he
did back in the day and matched up with Eddie.
(32:40):
That's the team Cooper Loop. Let's get the.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Party start, all right, So Kevin and Ben are up first.
Your category is Ocean's eleven. Just a reminder, if you
don't know the rules, you need the first and last
name of the athlete in order to receive points.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Kevin, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
I can?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Okay? Forty five? All right, Yes, you're gonna have. She's
trying to cheat Eddie, but Array is trying to help
you out and screw me over. Both say forty five.
Speaker 8 (33:10):
No, no, just no, no, just wait till it says go.
That's the word go. Uh So, anyway, Ocean's eleven. These
athletes all wore number eleven. Forty five seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Go all right? The other splash brother not Steph Curry.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Keep going more clues?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Okay, Wide receiver for the Arizona Cardinals. Greatest Cardinals wide
receiver of all time, Larry Fitzzer, star of the Bad
Boy Pistons of the eighties. The guard used to hang
out with Magic Johnson. They were buddies Thimons. Yes, that
is correct. What greatest wide receiver in Atlanta Falcons history?
Although he's been washed up the last couple of years.
(33:50):
I think he's out of the NFL. Now down by
the school yard. No all Yes, wide receiver for the Patriots,
not Wes Welker, but a slot receiver for Tom Brady.
He said it. He said it. He said it. He
said it. He said that you told me when they
(34:12):
start to say it, he said it. He said, Julian
Edelman say it. He said, did you not say it?
Doctor Kevin? He said it. He just said it. He
said it, he said the Edelman answer. He answer, he
said it. He Garcia, you started to you see how
(34:35):
dumb that rule is. That's your Garcia started saying it. No,
you told me if he starts saying it before it.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
He didn't even say it before the buzz released the word.
So it's not We're going over to Stone Cold Steve
Austin and Uh Eddie, your category is two hundred cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
These sports figures smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
So choke fotygo Stone forty five seconds on the clock.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Go uh the goat quarterback of the Patriots, greatest quarterback
of all time, New England Patriots tough On Eddie, current
Mavericks star from Serbia, number seventy seven.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
That would be Nicola Nicola.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
No, he plays for the Nuggets. He's guy plays for
the Mavericks. Yes, Hall of Fame manager for the Pirates.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He won a World Series.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yes, former Latino World Series first baseman of the eighty
eight Mets. He's a broadcaster for the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Now.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yes, Serbian NBA player for the Lakers and the Kings.
Beard No, no, no, yes, super Bowl winning quarterback of
the Chiefs way before Patrick Mahomes in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I didn't count. Didn't get it in count.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Arrest though.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
He finished saying it before the don't start with me.
I'm not in the move I heard, I'm not eating.
He finished saying it before the pleasant was sounding. So
that's two stone. Eddie does not Eddie does not know
who Keith Nanders. That doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
He remember he was caught with a cigarette back in
like oh nine, like APOLOGYNANDZ.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Is not a Yankee broadcaster. So that we're gonna take
the forty points off the board to that good job
at the last one either, all right, I'm terrible job
by you.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Back over to doctor Kevin and Ben Manchester. Kevin would
you like would you like goodwill hunting or Manchester by
the Sea.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Good will hunting, all right.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
These athletes were former walk ons. Okay, forty five seconds
on the clock, begin all right.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Broncos safety in the no fly Zone Super Bowl team
the Super Bowl fifty number forty three. Okay, why would
you HOI Coop likes le Broncos Raiders for or y receiver.
I think he's a free agent now, white guy out
of Clemson. He was a high draft pick. He didn't
work out for the Las Vegas Raiders. Yes, kicker for
(37:11):
the Patriots, but not Adam Vini Terry, the guy after
ven and Terry. He played for like fifteen years or
whatever it was for the Pats. Got a European out
of you, all right, that counts all right? Quarterback for Georgia.
He threw four interceptions in the Rams exhibition game over
the weekend and had a game winning touchdown. You got
(37:34):
thet said they got Kowski.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
And refer did they even take the lead there?
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Will give them the points for Gratiskowski, because I got it.
Because because that gives them two hundred and thirty points.
Just still underwent Eddie and stone Cold.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
But you took the forty points away from because he
got that one. You don't know who Keith R. Nandez is.
He said, he's a Yankee broadcaster.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
I want teammate, just said Keith Hernandez. That's the point
of the game.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
But he gave a wrong clue though it doesn't matter.
And I'm getting exactly what. We got to take her
forty away and we want we don't need that. We
get over, doctor, doctor, doctor, give me a game. This
is the time losing who at this game the all
time wins game time again, Doctor Kevin l you get
(38:24):
to hang out with doctors. I got to hang out
with these immoral people here.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
The game shows that screwed you out of the anima
and then lose, lose, lose. All he does is lose
minus forty plus seven games. Wait waste Still congratulations, that's
a winner.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
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