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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom Shaka Laka. It's our number three, hour number three,
and we'll start out with pro bouncy ball. And according
to recent reports, the Knicks are preparing a tsunami type
offer to acquire Giannis Adenta Kumbo from the Bucks. How
does that hit you? Also? Are you impressed with the
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off season photos of Huka Luka don Chik looking lean
and mean, a lean and mean veggie eating machine. We'll
discuss that. Also in baseball, should Red Sox fans appreciate
Walker Buler's honesty on how bad he's been or be
freaking out that this guy is absolute toast in the
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Red Sox rotation. We'll talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number three. So the
buck stops here. But where would here? Be welcome in
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Speaker 2 (02:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So our lead this hour is from none other then
the NB A wonderful place. I'm not gonna talk about
the finals. The finals doll and boring, doll and boring, right,
I mean Game two was a dud. So we start
out in Wisconsin, but really on the Grapevine. We started
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on the grape Fine, a wonderful place where fantasy and
reality rarely meet. They rarely rarely meet. You've got Yannis,
a dent to Koombo, who has dominated the headlines around
the NBA in recent days, and that pretty much anything,
anything at all that does not involve the playoffs or
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the draft is about Yannis and his future. Now, if
you've not heard the latest on this, perhaps not. We
have learned from the NBA insiders that New York Knickerbockers
are preparing a quote tsunami type offer, a tsunami type
offer to get Bucks star Giannis a Denta kum. There's
(04:00):
even talk of a reunion. The New York basketball team
would like to hire Jason Kidd, So the Knicks are
asking Dallas officials for permission to speak to Kid about
their vacant head coaching position. And that wall. New York
is also preparing to make that big run at the
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Greek Freak from Wisconsin. So there's a lot going on.
There's a lot going on. Of course, nobody knows whether
or not Giannis wants to play in New York, so
it's all a guessing game. It's all a guessing game.
So let us discuss the question. According to recent reports
over the weekend, the Knicks preparing a quote tsunami type
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offer close quote to acquire Giannis Adenta Cumbo from the Bucks.
So how does that one hit you? So I've got
Haley's comment, hallucination and jim nance, and we will combine
all of these things together and we are going to
provide a two for one special, two takes for the
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price of one. In fact, forget that, how about three
takes for the price of one. So, first of all,
the the Netflix docu series is ready to go, right,
this play is like a Netflix docu series the NBA
offseason which hasn't started yet. You get the finals going on,
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but nobody's really paying attention to the finals based on
the ratings. You get a flash back to the Stone Age,
So it's a click bait, a Palser is what it is, right,
It's a Shakespearean drama. This is a It's also a
Haley's comet situation. When you talk about the Knicks and
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having done this job for a couple of minutes and
having players migrate from team to team year after year
after year and all that stuff, I say, it's a
Haley's comet situation my entire life. Every year, the top
one or two players in free agency or to be
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traded is always connected to the Lakers. It's always connected
to the Knicks. But in terms of the next thing,
the Knickerbockers have gotten those players once every seventy six years.
It's like Haley's comment in the Basketball Scrubs. Now, I
just said, if you're in that game, you're in the
clickbait game. You gotta do it like that's how it works.
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And you throw the Knicks in there and the Basketball
Scrubs they got a lot of bandwidth they got to fill,
got to use up those megabytes one way or another,
and why not, right, why not throw it out there
a Greek freak rumor clickety click click click click click
the tsunami type offer. Though, when I saw that and
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Yannis connected a tsunami type offer, and Yannis adent to
Koombo that was a dead giveaway, a dead giveaway that
it was bullcrap, fresh hot bull crap, freshly made. And
I believe that Here's why. Who could the Knicks possibly
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offer the Bucks that would be a tsunami like offer? Seriously,
I mean, look at the roster og and Enobi exciting
Michale bridges by what a disaster he was in the
playoff run several moments there. Those guys are for the
most part supporting actors and some draft picks from what
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twenty thirty seven you can throw those in or twenty
forty two? What about Carl Anthony Towns? What about Carl
Anthony town Well, Karl Anthony Towns who has a bad habit,
and his bad habit is vanishing in big games. And
he's also allergic to playing defense, and that seems to
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be an issue that was part of the nixt downfall
in the playff So outside, get to the point, please,
Outside of trading Jalen Brunson, which would defeat the purpose
of getting Giannis Aden Tokumbo, outside of that move, there
is no tsunami to offer the Milwaukee Bucks. It's more
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like a trip to Walmart and buying one of those
plastic kiddie pools. It was like, that's a tsunami. Maybe
they can throw a meet and greet with Ben Stiller,
or you can be part of the next big project
from one of the many actors, many of them washed up,
who go to those next games and sit in the
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front of But the NBA has mastered, for better or worse,
the hot stove League, Like, who knows, Giannis might not
be moved at all, but there's a lot of pressure
in the NBA to move people around. There's a lot
of pressure to make that happen. And the honest is
the next one up. He's the Bucks are gonna suck
next year. They don't have Dame Lillard. So the assumption
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is they're gonna make a move here and then Giannis
will be relocated. Now now turning the page, So we
move now to photographic evidence that several of you idiots
sent me you know who you are, email and on
social media. Hey Ben, you gotta be worried man, watch
out now, I'm shaking in my boots. Why some photos
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of Hookah Luca looking like a lean, mean veggie eating
machine for the off season. So are you impressed? The
question will keep it simple. These photos are bounced around.
Maybe you've seen them, maybe you haven't. But since several
of you sent me these the photographs of Luca, several
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of them off season photos of Hukah Luka Doncik looking
like a lean, mean veggie eating machine, are you impressed?
So on this one, I give it side eye. It's
a paradise. It's a sucker's paradise these photos. And one
thing I know for sure is the rank and file
basketball fan loves to fall for these off season photos
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and videos. They are so dumb, and they fall for
it every year, and I love it. I laugh my
ass off every year. The offseason workout. We see the
same thing in football, some hard oh working out. Oh
he's gonna lead the league in sacks, or this guy's
gonna have the most receptions, and all this stuff and
ninety seven percent of the time complete. You know what,
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I complete? You know what? So another offseason here where
it is a suckers paradise. We're supposed to believe the
parade is gonna be in LA next year because Luca Hookah, Luca,
all right, he decided finally go out and have a
salad in the offseason, and he was on a treadmill,
and because of that, now he's going to be in
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the greatest shape of his life and all this stuff.
If I'm not mistaken. Now, my friend's in Dallas. Maybe
Charlie's uplisting, but my friends in Dallas can confirm that
this is at least the third or fourth year, maybe
longer where we see photos of skinny Luca. He's in shape.
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My god, does he look good. Yeah, there's Luca on
a yacht or hang out at a gym, or maybe
he's in a restaurant and there's a big plate of salad,
leafy greens right in front of him there, and everyone
loses their mind. Oh, it's so exciting, can't believe. Oh
my god, I think like they, he just discovered basketball
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yet again. His passion, it's a passion play. We exciting.
I can't believe it all right, But this is the
classic off season hallucination situation, and it happens year after year.
The question is how many times does this have to
happen before somebody steps in and says, wait a minute,
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what are we doing here? Now? My favorite is still
Ben Simmons, and I feel like this is a carbon copy,
carbon copy of Ben Simmons. Ben simmons summer workout videos
are the thing of legends. You watch Ben Simmons in
the off season. He shoots like Curry, he has moves
to the basket like he's Giannis Aedenda Koombo, unstoppable but
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really the greatest behind the arc, the three point shots man.
He's fluid, looking good. Look he made another jumper and
then it's an empty arena. Very exciting, right. Meanwhile, Lucas
eating like a king in all the great foods. They're
back in his home country, and everyone fools themselves. They
get all excited, all giddy and all that stuff. And
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of course doesn't mean he's gonna play defense. And also
the other problem here is a spoiler alert, spoiler alert.
The problem is that Luca does the impossible. He plays
three or four games a week in the NBA and
still manages to get fat. You know how much working
out you're doing just by playing in NBA games, running
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up and down and all that stuff. And when the
season he must eat so well and all that hookah
and every I mean living life. He's living the life
all right now we move away from that. I'm sure
Luca will have a dad body again by sometime in
early December, if not by the time he shows up
to training camp. Now, the final thought to baseball. They
small baseball baseball around the majors, where surprisingly the Red
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Sox did well. They won the weekend against the Yankees
in the Bronx and so the Red Sox a faux contender,
a faux contender, but they did win a couple from
the Bronx Bombers over the weekend. But the one they
lost is what has everyone talking. Walker Buehler. Buehler, Buehler. Yeah,
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Walker Buehler, so I you didn't see it. He allowed
seven runs while getting all of six outs, seven runs,
six outs in a Red Sox loss to the Yankees
over the weekend. Now his earn run average is over five. Now,
(14:30):
who goofed. I've got to know he signed a one
year contract after leaving the champion Dodgers. He was a
big part of that, Walker Buehler, and he had a
one year, twenty one million dollar contract from Boston and
that led to the mother of all quotes, the money
quote from Walker Buehler. Walker Buehler said quote, this organization
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put a lot of faith in me this offseason, and
I have been effing embarrassing for us. Quote it's Walker Bueler,
Walker Buller, effing embarrassing. So question should Red Sock supporters
appreciate Walker Bueller's honesty for calling it like it is
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or be freaking out? This guy is toast and he's
in your rotation once every five days. He can't pitch anymore.
So the answer to this I have. I wrote down
on my scorecard all of the above. I wrote down
all of the above. Walker Bueller knows that he's been
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the manure man this season for the suck man. He's
taking responsibility, and so that's nice to see. He's taking
responsibility for his lack of performance, which is rather obvious
to anyone who's been paying attention here. And he's not
making excuses, and so that is it's nice that he's
not sugarcoating this, and on some level you give a
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little bit of credit because we live in the era
of it ain't my fault, bro I ain't pinched all. Listen,
the Dodgers gave that schmuck Blake Snell a big money
contract and he didn't even want to pitch. He's made
two starts. They're gonna have a bobblehead that's gonna be
the worst bobblehead in Dodger history. A Blake Snell bobblehead
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they're giving away. You talk about trash, Who the hell
would want that? Man? You throw that right in the toilet,
Blake Snell bobblehead. But Walker buwers forever a Dodger legend
by what he did last off season. But things obviously
have gone terribly in his first season in Boston. And
he didn't come out and say, well, I'm close, you know,
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I'm working on something new here. No, he said, I stink,
and he goes he stinks, which is go. However, it
does not change the arithmetic here. The arithmetic is the
same that Walker buw and his performance or lack thereof.
It's been like a photo in Jim nance wallet, Hello friends.
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Jim Nance famously likes his toast burnt, so he carries
around a photo of burnt toast, and burnt toast should
be the baseball card for Walker Bueler burnt toast. That
is the way he has pitched. That is the success
that he has had, or lack thereof. Burnt toast for
Walker Buehler and his preferred breakfast and whatnot here and
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from Dodger October Ace from shutdown Big Game Walker Buehler
to what has been a cinematic tragedy with the Red Sox.
I mean, man, this guy pitched ten scoreless innings against
the Mets and Yankees in the NLCS and the World
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Series respectively. Ten scoreless innings. And of course, if you're
the Red Sox, you're not looking for confessions. You don't
really need confessions. You're looking for, I don't know, quality starts,
and those have not existed pretty much at all for Walker,
Bug are going to makes sense that he only got
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a one year contract. He's coming off Tommy John Surgery's
arms all messed up, and so it was an odd
domination in the postseason for Walker Buehler. And the fact
that teams were not lining up to pay him based
on how he had pitched in the big Games, that
was a dead giveaway, a dead giveaway that things were
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not not particularly great.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
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So.
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The Eagles defensive tackle tackle Jalen Carter recently said that
blank is his favorite food. He said, my mom cooks blank.
I love it. I could eat it every day. Again,
Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter says that blank is his
favorite food. He said, my mom cooks blank. I love it.
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I could eat it every day. Fill in the blank.
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Eagle defensive tackle Jalen Carter recently said that blank is
his favorite food. He said, my mom cooks blank. I
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love it. I could eat it every day. That's it.
That's the Mallard riddle of the day. What is the answer?
That is the question. What's the answer? Ferg Dog going
with Baba Ganousch as the answer? Page down. Astress is
a Spyro Subway sandwich Betty Benny Crocker cookbook from the
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Cookies from Mallard prop guys is Benny Crocker cookbook. Who
else do you? Is a nice looking cookbook? Should get
on that. How do we have Big Max from Alf
the alien o Piner? That is a big Mac nightmare
right there? Let's the lady Cyburn said, a certain kind
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of pie. What else we have? Donkey sausage going with
Mexican poutine with smoked cheddar chili queso on there as well.
From Donkey Sausage Page down. Hush Puppies Fried catfish with
Hushpuppies from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. King Roy says, eggs
and toast. Dear God, it's good. Well, that's interesting, interesting
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salt salted item you have there? Who else do we
have here? His Mama's fried alligator from Josh delivering the
newspaper in Nebraska. Rocky Mountain oyster jerky from our friend
Stevie Meatballs, one of the powerful members of the blind community,
the testicles and inca terror says the Pennsylvania Dutch classic Scrapple. Yeah,
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that's a little tough. What else we have Rocky Mountain
oysters also guessed by the Nature Boy. You guys are
on the same page. Babaganous from JT. Thelingmore and far
Out Dave says, catthead biscuits and squirrel gravy sounds delicious.
Peeb and Jay with the crust cutoff from Tom and
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cansa City, Missouri. Who's your Bill? Who's drinking his sorrows away?
After watching the Pacers get run off the court says
a certain kind of cake. He likes a certain kind
of cake. Tammy, our friend in Vegas says it has
to be one of my favorites. Spam massubi. That's some
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kind of I guess sushi. I know that looks disgusting. Yeah,
I love spam on masoubi. That's a terrible Casey style
barbecue from mister Irrigation. That does not look like Casey's
style barbecue. What else do we have page down lotkas
every day lotkas? That's from Mike the Leprechaun. Who else?
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Page down? Burnt toast from our friend Mark in Santa Monica.
Natron's going with apple fritters, not apple fritter donuts. Now,
the apple fritter is the way to go the donut.
What else? Skinny Luca is going to save the Lakers
from the nature Boy? All right, Loraina? Do you have
an answer to the malor riddle of the day. Philadelphia
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Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter says blank is his favorite food.
He said, my mom cooks blank. I love it. I
could eat it every day. It's got to be her
stroganoff ben beef struggling off. Is that correct? No, that
is not correctly correct. Answer None other than Hamburger Helper.
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You're close. Helper does have a beef stroganoff option? Does it? Okay?
Hamburger Helper and that is the way to go. Signs
your parents don't know how to cook. When you're eating
a Hamburger Helper, the cheeseburger macaroni, they do have beef
stroggling off. They have the four cheese less which doesn't
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look that bad. Crunchy taco I'm not sure about that,
and uh yeah, cheesy Italian shells. All kinds of different
flavors there. But Jalen Carter, the man loves what he loves,
and he loves and how many boxes of Hamburger Helper
must he go through? He's a big man. Let's go
to the phones, Let's say hello to Let's go to
(25:21):
Jed who fled? Who's in the Sunshine State? Hello, Jed
who fled? Welcome?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Does Hamburger Helper have prizes? It like cracker jacks? And
we mean, how many boxes did you go through? You
go through as mad as you got to to get it?
To coder Ring. The Coda Ring tells you nothing worth
listening to on the radio except Ben Maler.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's right, the only show that's worth listening to when
everyone's sleeping.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
There's no a show that's going to your head to
head against you live. Is that Coast to Coast?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah? Yeah, well Coast to I don't know. There's probably
some other shows, but I think all the other sport
shows are pretty much taped or they're terrible, so I
don't think we have to worry about that. But then
the Coast to coast. But I think they stopped doing
the live feed. I think we're solo, like the last
two hours or something like that. I think they replay it.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Think about like puns and like metaphors regard to this,
like all the rest of the sports shows or tapes.
Not Ben Maut. He's in his prime, just got drafted
first round. And the rest of them are, you know,
doing security of that story. They need to be taped,
you know, like taping up injuries. But then again I
start doing that and I try to tell myself stop,
Like you're at a funeral or you're at a you know,
burthening of a child, a serious life situation, don't make
(26:29):
a pun. And then like, hey, just like you made
a baby, I could make a pun. And I can't
stop myself. Man, what sort of what sort of internal
mechanisms should I use? You remember Kevin? Kevin last name?
I can't remember, Kevin dang Constoner. Sugar is a mechanism?
And what of the game? Now that's my battery. My
battery is dying.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Your battery is dying. Why you should plug your phone in?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You know, I hate buddies, man, I unplugged energizer.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Look damn.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Being that year out there, I cannot take anything serious
they did. Why so serious? He pledged your no, die,
I don't know. I'm I think it's my brain's broken.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Wow, why would your brain be bulking? You've been taking
such good care of it. I don't understan why there
be any issues.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Then if you sport, and you a sport can heal
everything except for extending the usage of heart and narcotics
on your brain, like if I only had a brain.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Still now you're still on probation or you off probation being.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's called the other people on amateurbation. I am still
on probation. I got the one in my home county terminated.
I will not be back, but but Bay County. Yeah,
I got an early termination opportunity this November. If I
got everything paid off, but you negotiate with it, you
leave all your stuff, like, oh, I got all my
fines to pay it, I can't get early terminated next month. Yeah, yeah,
(27:39):
that's right. If you paid your pries off, you do
it and then I pay them and I catch my.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Profestion offer out path. Okay, so if you're when you're
off probation, maybe the end of the year, like, what's
your move then? I mean, do you do something to
get back on probation or go back?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I gotta be comfortable. Do you got committed of
the crime and get back on probation. I don't know
what I do off of it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I understand that's what I was thinking. I was like,
if you're off probation, you got to go out and
like and do some something to get back on it
because you love it, You're so used to it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Once I get off, I'm gonna go to the library,
get a car, dude, I'm going to begin to turn,
allow us to my thoughts and get quiet as human being.
All right, go ahead, Charlie, Charlie and Dallas. I've only
interacted with the one time. You never heard him except
the phone call we had on there together. He's the
greatest caller going forward, Tono marows. Charlie's the new caller to.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Get winner, going for it, okay, and no chance of
that happens. But thank you. All right, hang up on yourself.
Let's sell it. Bob, who's in Missouri? Hello, Bob, welcome?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
What and honor Ben? I hate to blow your cover,
but I have been listening to you since Jim Rome,
Kevin Kylie and Chuck Boom.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh my god, that's all that's a million years ago.
Hold are you ben I just turned twenty five. Congratulations
on that, I hear you. Yeah, wow that Chuck, Kylie,
Kylie and Booms. Were you listening when Kevin Costner called
in the day all upset at Kylie and Boom? That
was one of the great days in the history of
Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
They're a hot drive time blah blah blah years ago.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
But you know, yeah, I know it was great.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
It was great. They went through the whole urban they
and I believe that they called the cal Ripkin thing,
and Costner was listening and called in all upset, and
he was like the biggest thing in Hollywood at the time.
Not anymore, he's washed up, but back then he was
a big deal. He called in all upset. That was great.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Well, I'm sixty seven and I grew up in Michigan.
As sad as it may be, this is the first
time I can remember the Lions and the Tigers being
relevant in the same year. Now, I know we're going
to go to the aj Hintch thing, and I'll tell
you what, man, I totally agree with you being the
manager of the cheating astros.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Are you reading my mind?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Is that what you're doing, that you're reading my mind? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Pretty much pretty much. But you know, man, fraud is
gutless and you know, but I'm dealing with reality and
he's our manager. Now. I haven't heard any dude, I
haven't heard any whistles or rash cans being beaten on
or any glory. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I don't think you'd hear that. You might, well you might,
I guess you might, depending on Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well you know. Uh, I just want to talk about
church glory. Boks gets the gets all the uh glory,
and he totally deserves it. I mean guy, and he's
got a good story with the girlfriend and stuff. But
Scoobl's doing some things. They're pretty impressive. I mean he
you know, he.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Listened it bothers me. I actually I've watched a lot
of Tiger games. Actually, I think their broadcasters are pretty good,
which is mostly what I'm looking for. I'm just looking
for Eddy. Yeah, Ben, Eddie's really good. Uh but uh
but no, the girlfriend, that's why. That's why Skeins is good.
But the tabloids they go with the girl. So your
guys got to get a hot girlfriend, and then they'll
be all over the place, you know, being the tabloids
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and all that, and find some woman on TikTok who's
an influencer and you're you're good to you. Yeah, the
Tiers have a good team. I don't wan't in the playoffs.
I don't know that. I trust Flaherty. He blew up
a couple of games with the Dodgers. But School, well,
you know, starting two games in the playoff series pretty good,
and a lot of.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Talent in the minor league has got a lot of
talent there. And as far as the Lions go, you know,
they got rewarded for the third year. When you're good
with the schedule, I mean, it's going to be tough.
But you know when they had a seventeen point lead
at San Francisco and.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
They blew that, that was a shot. That was it
right there? You set up, man, how do you blow that?
You can't blow that game? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
No, No, Now, the history and and and you know,
getting the number one seed here, you know last year
that was almost like a curse. And speaking of the curse,
you know, Manning tried to say you got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Uh, you know with the curse of Bobby Lane, right,
this is the crysal Bobby Lane. Is that the one
that chursal.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Bobby Yeah, exactly, Yeah, get rid of the curse. And people, oh,
were the curse is over? I said, look at the
two past seasons. The curse ain't over. You blow a
seventeen point lead, and I'm totally comfortable with You know,
everybody's gonna go on Lions and I'll probably end up
keen and seven. And I don't know if that's good
enough for the playoffs or not, but you got it.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Now they'll make the playoffs. But there's the Lusters and
we'll see what We'll see what happened, I would say,
going into the year, the Lusters off the Lions the
way they gagged against the Washington Commanders, and so they
gotta they gotta get back on that. But I'll let you.
Thanks for listening all these years, my god, Bob, we
go way back meeting you. Man, that's a long time
call anytime, all right, Thank you, man, I appreciate it. Man.
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He remembers the early days of Fox Sports Radio back
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I've not heard that name in a while. What do
what happen to those guys? Chuck Booms stand up comedian
Booms very good with Kylie Kevin Kylie who was an
NFL broadcast. They did a show together here at Fox
Sports Radio and Chuck Booms was was wonderful and he's
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advice now the NBA the game one. Nobody watched the
NBA Finals compared to years past. So any tips now
we've seen two games of the NBA Finals, So any
advice to the NBA to get people joned up to
actually watch the Pacers and the Thunder because side by
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side No One, it was eight seven, seven ninety nine
on Fox. You're on the air. When you hear my voice,
we'll start out with you online number one. Hello, Line one,
your advice to get people jones up to watch the
NBA Finals.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Wait a minute, morning time, Look a here alert, I
saw the movie Centers.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
It's about Tennis.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay, thank you for that line too. You're on that's
the great record, Maryland Line. You're on the air. We're
giving advice here to the NBA to try to get
people to watch the finals, which no one seems to
be into. At eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, Hello,
line two.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I'll know what's the rundown?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm on all right. Line three, you're on the air. Hello,
Line three, Okay, I don't know, I don't know. Coop
doesn't want to take your calls. I guess Line four. Hello,
line four, Hey man, I'm at.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
The l a ryant.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Want me to lose something for you at TV stereo?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Maybe yeah, cr yeah, just throw some rocks like all
those other losers. Let's go to you. Line one, you're
on the air. Hello, Line one, life Okay, thank you.
You sounds like you're about to lose your life. Line too, Hello,
you're on the airline too.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's a better story to lose the locking room.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yes right, hot hot pacer talk. That's sewn the hood guy.
Line three, you're on the Airline three. Hello, Okay, thank you,
Go go away a line number. Let's go line for hello,
line four.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah man.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
The series would have great ratings if we read all
of Simone miles transphobic tweets.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Okay, so we need to do thank you. There's our friend,
beer drinking, you know, or not that beer drinking? Keke
drinking Steve. Hello, you're on the air line one. Hello,
Line one. Line one is not there. We'll go to
line two. At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, Hello,
line two.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
We always wipe fronds to back.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh, if that's technically the way, I mean, some people
go back to front. I'm not sure. Let's go to
you line three. You're on the air line three. Hello. Okay,
thank you for that. We'll go to line number four. Hello,
line for we're giving advice to the NBA, try to
get people to watch the Finest Boy, what a great
advice we are giving here. These are the unscreened calls.
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At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Hello, line four, they should do what the NHL does.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Wasn't get tat outside games.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Okay, I didn't understand what you said. But line six,
you're on the airline six. Hello. Hello, line six, Hello, Hello,
line six. We're gonna line one. Line number one, Hello,
line one. You're on the airline one. Oh, that's the
famous Tukus tuk Us tuk us Man, a hero of
the Instant Advice Line, one of the great callers on
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the instant advice. Line line number two, Hello, line two, Okay,
we've checked that box on your BINGO card. We'll go
to line number three. Hello, line three.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I'm sure they'll work on that right now. Hello, I
got other issues they're dealing with. Line number six, Hello,
line six, you're on the air onscreen radio.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Scott sucks and I'm just gratefully's blind?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
All right, that's very mean. How dare you? Line number two, Hello,
line two, win.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Scott's the best caller of all time.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
All right, but that kind of sounded like blind Scott.
I don't know if that was a line number one
on Hello, Line.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
One, write a check to the officials and get a hand.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
There you go, go to the orchards of Asia Baseball.
We'll do one more of us good. I'll take credit
or not Coop pick the final call. Hurry up, please,
Line four, Line four, you're on the airline for go.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I believe there is it's a book by Tim Donahey
that can help you.
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There you go, Tim Doney booked there. That's a supermarket
Steve gut In there somehow, I don't know how