Hour 3 - The Dance of the Diva

Ben Maller talks about the temperature around Stefon Diggs with the Patriots after his party boat incident, George Pickens claiming that he FORCED the Steelers to trade him, Tyreek Hill saying that he's a new man, Insta-Advice Line, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding Dong.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three, calling an audible. It's the Hour
of the Diva. Wide receiver here in our number three.
What's the temperature around Stefawn Diggs with the Patriots amid
reports that he could end up never playing a game
in New England. Also, new Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens
claimed that he he forced the Steelers to trade him

(00:24):
this offseason, not the other way around. How does that
sound to you? And Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill says
he's a new man since going to church more and
claims he's done with last season's antics. What is your reaction.
We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
It is our number three. During the Dance of the Diva,

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Go to expresspros dot com. So our leave this hour
is from the world of the Diva, the Diva Wide Receiver.
We're gonna start out in New England. Follow up to
the follow up. That's follow up to the follow up
Wide Receiver. Stefon Diggs, who just got to New England
has not played a single down. He's injured. They knew

(02:17):
he was injured, and already he's in the headlines, and
we talked about this in a previous episode. He's in
the headlines not for making catches and touchdowns, not for
the amazing bond that he's already developed with his patriot
teammates that the viral yacht video yacht yacht yat yacht

(02:38):
y got the viral yacht video with Cardi B and
mysterious substances. What's the pink powder Miami yacht. Let's see
Miami yacht. You got bikinis and you got pink powder.
What could that possibly be? We mentioned last week rock candy.

(03:00):
That's it anyway. Now, reports over the weekend say that
the Patriots are so upset. How upset are they? They're
so upset? It could be turnout the last the parties
over for Stefon Diggs. So let us discuss the question
what is the temperature around Steffan Diggs and the Patriots

(03:24):
at this moment? So I've got music, video, ibuprofen, and TikTok,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to have an amazing dish of poutine,
which they have there all over Canada. So, first of all,
this particular Stefan Diggs story got cranked up a couple

(03:44):
of notches over the weekend. And we use the always
reliable malor thermometer to take the temperature where the sun
don't shine. So we took the temperature and we've determined
this is a moderate grade fever. Moderate grade fever. That's
the temperature. Now why symbolism said, well, it's only Jude

(04:06):
who cares, And football doesn't really get going until training
camp opens up in July and then the exhibition games
in August and the real games in September and all that. Well,
Stefon Diggs is on a new team, he's got a
new coach, he's got a very skeptical fan base, and
he's coming off a knee that, while playing for the

(04:26):
Texans was shredded chicken. So the ligaments in his knee
were shredded chicken. And so this was a chance to
have a fresh start. Rub a dub dub here you go,
and all that stuff from his days at Minnesota and
Buffalo where he was causing problems. I still remember those
great conversations. We used to have a guy that called
the show. He sold out to the day shift, Andy

(04:48):
the comic book guy, and Andy the comic book guys.
Oh no, just Deefon Diggs was a model team mate,
wonderful and all this bull crap. He never was, And
it appears he still is the same guy he's always been.
Based on this, so we have a fresh opportunity to
change the narrative, right, things would be different, you know,
go the extra mile, like you're selling gasoline, go the

(05:10):
extra mile to rehab and show the new team and
the new coaching staff and everyone involved that things are different.
That yeah, it's voluntary, but I'm gonna show up because
i want to set an example. I'm a leader, and
that's what leaders do. They do what they don't have
to just do. They go above and beyond that and
make a good first impression. The old mind goes, we

(05:33):
all heard you get one chance to make a good
first impression and watch the tape hang out lead the
way instead. How's that going? Well, let's do a check here.
Let's see here, So he says, been with the pages
now about a month or so, maybe a little less.
He and the video has gone viral, seen millions and
millions of times on a boat, shirtless, dancing, drinking, having

(05:54):
a grand old time. Nothing wrong with that. The pink powder,
that might be an issue, but it moves to know.
Maybe it's rock candy, very popular in Miami. He's got
a harem of bikini model slash professional women. If you
know what I'm saying, Uh and uh, it looked if
you watch the video over and over, it looks like
he's starring in a new CARDI b music video. That's

(06:19):
Stefon Diggs on how to get released by the New
England Patriots in thirty days or less. And here's a
here's the video how to do it, and just right there.
And the thing that is always surprising to me is
how up to these guys? I say, like, you know,
go out there. Derek Jeter famously had the wicker basket

(06:39):
where you had to put your phone in no video evidence.
And Stefan Diggs he's out there recording it. They got
their phones out and he's like la la la la
la la la la la la la la. I don't
care in a great time, like, dude, what are you doing?
Millions of dollars on the line there, And from what
we understand, the Patriots contract has all kinds of escape

(07:02):
portals and hatches and gizmos to get out of the contract.
And Stefan digs at this point forget the Patriots playbook.
You know, we need to worry about the Patriot playbook here.
He need a little slap of reality. A reality check
is what you need here. Now the malarads get down
to the point, please, all right, So the point there

(07:25):
is a sixty chance sixty forty that Stefan Diggs is
cooked sixty forty that he has cooked with the Patriots.
Here's why you follow the breadcrumbs. You follow the bread
crumbs on this. You look at the source. And the
reporting over the weekend was not coming from Joe Blow

(07:47):
or mister Jibbroni. No, no, no. Scott Zolac was the one.
He's a sports talk show host in Boston that the
sport's up there. And Scott Zolac is a deep throat
when it comes to all things Patriots. He is fully
immersed in the Patriot franchise. He is tight in the
inner circle with Robert Kraft, and he spilled the tea.

(08:08):
He's embedded very deep in the bowels of the Patriot
facility and he's like it indicated that he's heard some
things about this could be it for Stefawn Diggs and
all that. So keep an eye on that story.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Secondly to Dallas. It's the hour of the Diva, the
Diva wide receiver. So we go to Dallas where new
Cowboys wide receiver George Pickett's claiming that he he is
the one that forced the Pittsburgh Steelers to trade his
ass to Dallas. This offseason, he said, quote, I forced it, buddy.

(08:45):
They were gladly keeping me, Pickens said on a social
media post. Have a nice day and a blessed one,
my guy, he said. Pickens has since deleted said social
media post, trying to cover up the evidence on that. Okay, then,
so the question the new Cowboy wide receiver George Pickens

(09:08):
claiming that he is the one that forced the Steelers
to trade him to Dallas this offseason. So how does
that sound to you? So I have L Classico is
what I have. This is a El Classico Diva wide
receiver syndrome is what this is. And the names change,

(09:30):
the teams change, but the storylines are the same, and
it's a story that goes back to the first couple
of years. I did this in sports talk radio, and so, yeah,
you have this overactive imagination mixed with the diva wide
receiver syndrome. Curious George by George George Pickens acting like

(09:52):
he's the puppet master and he's the one pulling the
strings and he's the one deciding where he'll go and
how he'll go and all this stuff. Because he for
some reason deleted the post, which is dumb. For two reasons.
You cannot delete anything from social media. It is there
forever and ever and ever and ever. It's dumb on

(10:14):
that regard. And if you truly believe that, then why
would you delete it. There's no reason to delete it
unless somebody, somebody sent him a text message and said, hey,
George ick snay on the post day, you got to
delete that. And from what I understand of the situation,

(10:37):
Mike Tomlin held on to George Pickens until the breaking
point when he had enough. It's like, you know, Popeye,
that's all I can take and I can't take no more.
And that was it, and so they hit the eject button.
And Pickens had been a migraine headache. And it doesn't
matter whether you have pharmacy grade ibuprofen or not, it

(11:00):
doesn't help. The Steelers gave George Pickens away for a
bag of popcorn, and the popcorn is stale. That's what
they got for George Pickens. So how much value does
he have? And they were trying to train him for
months and all they got was some stale popcorn. That's

(11:22):
what he's worth and maybe a scratcher ticket. It's like
the Steelers were like, all right, here's what we got,
all right, We're gonna give you away because you're a
scratcher ticket, and we've already scratched off the numbers and
we know it's not a winning ticket. So we're gonna
give you away for some stale popcorn. And we think
that we'd like to steal popcorn. Maybe that'll turn into something.

(11:42):
Maybe some of the popcorn at the bottom that's not stale,
and we can lick the butter off the popcorn even
though the popcorn is stale, and we'd like that. And
so they determined that's the way to go. But pennies
on the dollar, Pennies on the dollar the best way
they could go, the only way they could really go.
If you're Pittsburgh here, even Jerry Jones knows that he's

(12:04):
gonna have to have baby sitting around the clock and
they're gonna have to spoon feed George Pickens and it's
not a guarantee and all this stuff. And so Dallas
has added yet another unstable ingredient, which is great for
talk radio. I fully support the Cowboys who are bad
but entertaining good bad, meaning they're good talk bad team,

(12:25):
good talk bad team. That's what we want. You can't
be then they're not born. Now you can't be bad
and boring. You gotta be bad and exciting. The Cowboys
are bad and exciting. And so that's another ingredient. You
add an unstable player to an already boiling pot with
ceedee lamb and what could possibly happen? What could possibly

(12:47):
go wrong? I don't know, but I'll be here to
talk about it on a nightly basis now. Meanwhile, the
final thought here the Dolphins and their wide receivers, the
hour of the Devil wide receiver. So wide receiver Tyreek
Hill says that he is a new man. He's a
new man since going to church. More, claims he's done

(13:11):
with all the antics of the past year and all that,
and things are going to be different now he's found
the way, he's seen the light, Tyreek Hill. So what
is your reaction to comments made by Tyreek Hill? So
my reaction is, Oh, here we go again. We've seen
this before. I believe we have. The Cheetah is now

(13:35):
suddenly a changed man. That's right, going to church more,
reading the Bible. It's good to go after an off
season filled with the trauma o rama, A vague trade demand,
the social media post designed for both engagement and to

(13:56):
send a message, a hidden message, which was not so
kidding all of a sudden, Now this is the redemption
part of the story. The redemption part of story because
the trade demand has not worked up until this point.
So now you're getting the redemption story from Tyreek Hill
that it's all good. Now I'm gonna rebrand this. We

(14:18):
are good to go. Right, I've matured, I've grown up.
How many times we heard this, I'm matured, I've grown up,
I've found peace. I've been praying blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blahlah. And is that possible? Sure, it's possible.
Sure it's possible, right up until about week two, week three,
or week four, take your pick, when to a tongue

(14:40):
of by law does not get him the damn ball,
and Tyreek kills, oh what, by the by my god,
I need the ball. And then he starts chirping, starts
getting more and more agitated with the coaches, and they'll
throw the helmet. They'll have a hissy fit and remind
everyone the real cheat to cheata cheater, a real cheatah.

(15:00):
Now Tyreek loves posting cryptic messages, loves them. He's like
a teenager on TikTok with the with these messages, he's
like an influencer on the TikTok and just having a field.
They stirring up nonsense, which is again another Deevil wide receiver,
which is good for what I do. We're very grateful
these guys are out there in the NFL. But I'm

(15:20):
not buying that Tyreek Hill's had some kind of spiritual awakening.
I'm not until proven otherwise. He's the same cat he
has been. And it's the kind of fluff off season
stories that we get, and there's some suckers that buy
these stories, but I've learned that generally speaking, these things

(15:42):
are just nonsense, right, And I'll believe it when I
see it. Until then, I don't want to hear that
Tyreek Hills now a choir boy and everything's great and
all that stuff. And he is who he's always been,
Tyreek Hill, going back to his early days in Cans
and he's a dynamo, an electric player, and he's also

(16:05):
at the same time a Days of Our Lives soap
opera off the field, mixed in with all kinds of
physicality that he doesn't often play with on the field.
He likes to play that way off the field. If
you know what I'm saying, It is the Ben Mahler Show.
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but we're gonna have the Insta Advice line time out
for the mallor Riddle of the day. And here's the
malor riddle of the day. Former Nolan Saints running back

(16:49):
mark Ingram said that Jameis Winsden once gave a pep
talk which started in a prayer and ended with Winston
singing blank. Again, mark Ingram announcing that Jameis Winston when
they were together in the Bayou, that Jameis Winston once

(17:10):
gave a pep talk and he started it with a
prayer and then entered it with him singing blank. That
is the mallor reader of the day. The answer, We'll
get to it and we will do it next.

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comments can and we'll be used against you in the
court of sports radio. Now back back to it. Back
to it we go. And we started this hour with
the Diva Wide Receiver Hour three Great Diva Wide Receiver Stories,
which is which is just wonderful. So we've got that.
Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to

(18:43):
Blind Scott, who was talked about quite a bit at
the malth Of meet and greet as I was answering
questions about the show. Hello, blind Scott on the North
End of Boston.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I hope you showed them some of those emails I
sent to you. That would be good for them by
to see. Dude, I know Sclac personally.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Wait, well, you want me to show them the emails
where you threatened to doc me or the ones where
you are saying very offensive things about my life?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, no, don't don't. Yeah, maybe show them those
because they're like X rated at the mean greet, you know.
But like I apologize for sending you those. I preemptively
gave you my mother's phone number before I sent those,
you know. And now one thing you know about me
is I also have a twin sister, like a real

(19:32):
life twins. It's like a not like me, you know,
and she's also blind. I'm not really supposed to talk
to talk about it, but now I can because we're
starting to get a lot of social media attention.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
So the you know, im I did not know so
your sister. I think you had mentioned that when I
first met.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
You emailed you bet she emailed showing contacts you twenty
twelve to archived your emails. She's like yeah, She's.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Like, archive my emails from thirteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
No, yeah, I get fired from my job. So like
reached out to Ben and was like, thought Ben would
do something about it. But Ben gets emails like that
all the time.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
He's like, no, what am I supposed to put you
on the payroll here? Get your job here? Is that?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well no, I don't you know what.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I'll tell you to go to express employment professionals. That's
what I will tell you to do.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, that'd be pretty good.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
I got.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
So I got to you know, I've been going calling
Oclahoma City radio and doing phoone calls. And there was
a guy once from Raleigh, North Carolina, like a sports
radio guy.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Maybe you know.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Him, but Fred said all these stuff about these markets.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
So I call in, I go.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
You know, Fred said, like nobody can find Oklahoma on
a map, Like they shouldn't even be a team there.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's gonna those are hot. Those are hot takes. Got
by the way, I got to pay off the rook
Can you all want to say, can I pay off
the riddle, I'll go right back to you. I pay
off the real high malor riddle of the day. Former
Saints running back mark Ingram said, when he was teammates
with Jameis Winston, Winston once gave a speech was started
in a prayer and ended with him singing, all right,

(21:01):
that is the malor riddle of the day, the Mallard
riddle of this. Does anyone know? Kathy our friend Kathy
and Madison says, ended like a prayer by Madonna. All
right sang a Malapropca says, sing a cover of Michael
Jackson's theme from the movie Ben. I wish that was
a good song, right, malaprop guy, you're a music guy.

(21:24):
That's not a great The Ben's Song's not a great song.
It's not I wish it was a good name, bad song.
Firg Dog says, singing crab from Weezer. Who else do
we have? Old McDonald had a farm with Marcel from
alf the Alien Opiner, Our buddy Josh, the Long Suffering
Bears fan in Nebraska said, started singing the sweet lullaby

(21:48):
Rock Cup Bye Baby on the tree Top. What else
do we have? I forty Ian says. He ended with
singing Josie and the Pussycats. What else do we have?
Name Page Dan and Chumble Wamba from Far Out Dave,
Baby Shark from Donkey Sausage, The Oscar Meyer song from Robin, Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
My Bloney has a first name.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, Lady Cyburn says Weird Owl's Amish Paradise one of
the great parody songs of all time, Keith said. Ocho
Texto says Winston ended up singing It's raining men Slug
the hostess with the mostess in Vegas. We gotta get
together with Slug playing the Big mallor meet and greet

(22:33):
in Sin City. He said, uh. He finished with two
live cruise me soul Horney. That would be impressive. Another
old McDonald had a farm e I E I O
from The Georgia Boy. Oh god ah, guess by Ike
in Roseville, Minnesota. Who else do we have? Page dam

(22:54):
The Red Lobster theme song? You know that one? Lorena,
I don't think I do?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Is it like about but biscuits? That's from Joe Letter
My biscuit next to my lobster.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yes, exactly, those cheddar Bay biscuits amazing. His Red Lobster
still in business. They haven't got barely barely. Yeah, that
Joe the Ghost Hunner had that the Humpty Dance from
tom and Cansaw City, Missouri, which is right next to Liberty, Missouri,
which is the home of the Ben Mouther chicken fingers
in Liberty, Missouri. Eat them, eat them often, wonderful. And

(23:25):
I can say now because I've been to Costco in Vancouver,
I've had the chicken fingers at Costco much better Ben Costco.
The chicken fingers at the landing in Liberty, not even close.
Blows it out of the park. What else do we have?
See ninety nine bottles a beer on the wall. One
of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be ninety
eight bottles a beer on the wall. That's from Johnny Q.

(23:47):
These are classic songs. Chip and the cues says I'm
a woman, hear me roar Aka. Tero also won with
ninety nine bottles. He's a musician singing the Mallow Militia
from our buddy Double o x Agon in San Diego.
Haven't heard from him in a while. What else do
we have? Page NN when the Saints go marching in
from Mike the leprechaon that's his answer. I know, Blind

(24:11):
Scott's good balk to me give him stupid answer?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Really?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Okay, Loraina, do you have an answer? The malarula de
Former Saints running back Mark Ingram said when he was
teammatesd with James Winston, Winston once gave a speech, a
pep talk to the team, which started with a prayer
and ended with him singing blank.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I think he was singing the thong.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Song, the thong? What is the thongs?

Speaker 6 (24:36):
That?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
The thong? The thong song song?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Okay? Is that the correct answer? The correct answer? The
theme song to Monday Night Football, the iconic Monday Night
Football team song, the original. Now back to blind Scott,
Go ahead, Blind Scott.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yes, oh yeah, I broke three mobility kanes since we
were off air, and I wish you didn't bring that
up up on the air. But about the emails, but
I don't mind. But I actually freed.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
People were asking me about it. People were like, this
is that? They said, Is that real? I said, yes,
it's real. I'm not making that up by telling im
in't real life?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
You can't. So I'm like on the spectrum, I can't
even have a conversation. I mean, I can talk on
the phone like this, but I'm controlling a little bit.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
But you've been You've been fine when we've met you
several times. You've had no issues with that. Right in person,
You're fine.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, you well call me and Blair had a hard
time talking. But dude, I got mad at somebody outside,
like on Friday, and it's.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Like a big ordeal.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I like the guy was like blocking my way and
I was yelling. He scared me when I got by him,
I like really like it was like the verbal octagone,
you know what I mean. So somebody got in trouble
in my building. They were I got blamed for this,
but the Mets fans were doing this. They were like
throwing their trash out the window, you know what I'm saying,
instead of taking it down like a drmal person and
putting it by the curb.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
You know, So is that what you do?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You do? Say you do that, you throw your trash
out the window.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
You've told us that, Oh no, no, no, not me, dude.
So I'm putting cameras up here because I got a letter,
like a warning letter, because it's a tenant, because my
mom's a landlord, you know. So I'm putting cameras up
to prove it's not me, and I'm going to catch
everybody on this.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Week we have you on tape announcing that you're doing camp.
You said you wait until you don't hear anyone walking
and then you throw the trash out the window at
three in the morning.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
I would never I.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Would never do that. It was the people that mess,
That's what we got into a fight about. They were
blocking the doorway and you know, you're not supposed to
hold the door open for a blind person.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
I was like, move out of the way.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Are you're not supposed to leave the door open for
a blind person? Why not?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Because because you expect the door to be there, like
and then if the door's open, you just fall down
the stairs, you know what I mean? Like when I
fell down to seventy one flights of stairs at the
train station we're doing with doing each cicadas.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
So did wait, you fell down?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
How many flights follow?

Speaker 6 (26:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I swear he's not where they park. Whoa I knocked
my bone over.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh man, head of water and I hope you can
find it. Yeah, no, sorry, man, I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Goes Park Street station. There's no door so Dylan, he was.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
There's no very one flights of stairs that that does stay.
There's a train station where there's seven one flights of stairs,
maybe down to the pit of the earth at seven
in the Parks station.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
So Dylan probably on the top of the stairs when
I first thought him, he was wicked.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
That was a wicked, bad dog. He just didn't want
to walk.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
He sees the train station rushes there, so whoa.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
So I get tell my fan trying.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
To tell you the story. So I try to tell him,
like where to go? So I can't figure out why
he stopped.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Put your eye on it. I'll go back to you later.
Let's go to Richie. Who's in the bank. What's going on? Richie? Welcome?
Richie is the bartend? I know this guy?

Speaker 6 (27:51):
How we how we doing now? I was just one
in carriers. What does everybody thinks in the bag?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Was in the bag? What's in the bag? I think
it's gonna be let's see. I think you're talking about
Stefan Diggs pink rock candy that you'd get at as
like a toy, not a toy. So you know those
stores that sell kind of like novelty items and candy
a lot of tourist shops have those.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, Miami, they don't use I mean Miami, they would
never have like synthetic cocaine. That would never happen.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Now, they would never because there would never be that.
Even if it was, it would never.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Ever contain that.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Of course, it's all psychedelics, all Keademy, all LSB, Silo Simon.
Yeah yeah. And they come to you and they cook
it for you in your hotel room. They lay everything
out for you.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Your personal chaff will come in there and cook it
up for you.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
And it comes to different colors. Yellow, purple, pink is
the most popular.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Jolly red.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Sounds like you have some knowledge on this. Sounds like
you're kind of up.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
I'm gonna I'm gonna get upgrade on my Twitter and
send you some videos my last vacation.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Okay, so you've enjoyed the all inclusive Miami experience.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Huh oh oh no, this was a many inexperience.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh okay, that's where.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Oh and another thing, you don't call it to Okay,
if you call it Tuesday, that's like walking up the
manas they got marijuana. No, you call it soap blade,
so blay or call lawds color. You know you don't
soap play s O p l E play because the supply,
that's the blow in Spanish, but in slang that's actually
to use this substance. So if you're if you're so

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planned though, you're using this colors for.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Lord, I'm getting my education here, Gray, I mean, I
need my drug education around.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
After for Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
That's like someone walking around, Hey man, you got some marijuana,
Like they're going to be like, WHOA.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well, I don't know. I know some people that show
up and it was a give them weed.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Know that I do it to step on Stefan Diggs,
you know. But yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Man, okay for years.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, bless you too. Thank You're an expert. You're my
dry you know more than that guy in Florida calls
who's always called about dry. Thank you Richie. All Right,
As I've always said, no matter what you do in life,
you need to have a guy. You need to have
a guy that's good at fixing stuff. If you're not
good at fixing stuff, you need to have a guy

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that's like an expert at the drugs. If you need
information on the drill. You gotta have a.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Guy, someone who can clean up a body. Well, let
you handle that.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Let's go to a toad L fan. It says here,
it says toad L fan in Colorado. Hello, toad L fan.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Well, actually, hey Ben, Actually it's a total fan.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, it's for some reason, it's not spelled like that.
So you're a total fan.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Well, it's spelled toad tooad ol apostterpheing fan. I'm just
being funny with total fan. But anyway, a couple of
things I wanted to talk to you about. The first,
I just wanted to say hello to Lorena with the
suxy radio voice me. But anyway, Yeah, the first thing,

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you know, and correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
In the NBA Championship, I'm pulling for the Pacers because
I'm an old ABA fan and I believe they're the
only team that By the.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Way, I ask your question, have you has that ever
worked where you like do a mew and a woman's like, oh,
I kind of like that guy you gotta hol me ow.
I don't know does that ever work? Has it ever? Words?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
I don't mean I want tell you do not.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Actually because you do. Okay, so no me. Are you
doing cosplay? Are you actually a cat?

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Uh? Yeah? Actually astrologically, I'm a friend.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
You are? You are? You are a cat? And you
do have a very good voice. Did you work in broadcasting?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
I've been told, uh man buy a couple of people
over the years. Yeah that you think i'd be good.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
But you have not worked in broadcast?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
But you both know I have not.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
No, I have, all right? And have you dressed up
and as a furry as a cat? Uh?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
No, I've I've gone the Halloween party as dresses a vembler.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, and you're talking about it, you're picking the Pacers.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
And the question I have for you. Yes, they're the
only ABA team that merged. It hasn't won a championship.
But I'm not sure about the nuts. I know the
Nuggets and the Spurs have, but they have the nuts.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Want to No, I don't believe the nets they got
there when they had Jason Kidd in the modern era.
They have not won a.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Champions well anyway, just for sentimental you know, go Pacers.
What they think the you know the thunder is going
to win? I mean, yeah, which would be good because
I'm a big nugget.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm glad you didn't talk about that. I'm glad you
didn't talk about the Rockies because that would have been
very depressing.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I was about ready to say something about the rock.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Give me, give me an amazingly cold take on the Rocky.
You can't give a hot take because the Rockies suck nothing.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Here here's the thing. You know, you know I'm thinking boycott,
but I know there's loyal fans. Okay, so how about
a portrait or partial boycott. If you're gonna go normally
to eight games, just go to four. If you're gonna
normally go to four games, just go to two. Hit
motfort in the pocketbook. Let him know. Hey, we do

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not appreciate.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, you gotta stop watch. Yeah, you stop watching them.
I'm sure the ratings are terrible. I don't why I
anyon want to watch them on TV. But you gotta
stop watching them on TV, and you gotta stop going
to the game.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Here here's the thing, Ben. You know, I don't have satellite,
I don't have cable. I uh loo, you got radio?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
You got radio, baby.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Check us check this out. Though I listened to football,
I listened to basketball. I listened to hockey. I refuse
to listen to baseball, but check this out. You were
actually on Channel nine here in Denver the other day
playing the Yankees. I've watched for about five minutes and
a couple of really bad fielding plays. As far as

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the Yankee took off for.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
A second, we've reached our quote of Rocky talk. I can't,
I can't do it anymore. I thank you. I mean,
that's it. Got. The Insta advice line that is straight
OUs can be unscreened radio, which means morning time will
likely call in a bunch of our regulars there, you
know who from Boston and all that. We'll get to it.

(34:40):
The Insta advice line, unscreened radio. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
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we get off the air. Hey you sports figure guy
or here here you talking to some intent advice? Hold
that do no one's paid attention to me for ten

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whole seconds and if you don't like it, you get away.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
We go.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
It's the ins advice line on screen radio. The safety
net is off. Who needs our advice in the wacky
world of sports? Who hoo hooo? Well, rather obvious. The
NBA is a multi billion dollar industry and they are
going to try to get people that don't really care

(35:59):
about basketball to watch Oklahoma City in Indiana. So any
marketing advice, marketing advice to get people to watch the
NBA Finals, which start later this week and appear to
be a ratings armageddon for television. You're live on the
air and you hear my voice at eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox. Hello, line one, You're on the

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air advice to the NBA on how to sell the finals.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
You sound what a bunch of fucking all.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Right, thank you for that. We knew that was coming.
That's Tony the Bay. Hello, you're on the air caller too.
You're on the air. Advice to the NBA Marketing Department. Hello,
this is that a party unless you got okay? Thank
you for that. The nuts are out, Line number five.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Hello, line five, get the Raptors Toronto. That country is
a sesspot.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
How dare you? I had to go to a Raptor's game?
That would be fun. Hello, line line six, you're on
the air Line six.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Hello, good morning time. Let them play on ice.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a wonderful idea. Why
it works for hockey? Put the basketball players on ice,
put them on skates. Let's go back to you on
line five. You're on the airline five. Advice to the
NBA Marketing Department, Line five. Line five's not there. We'll
go to you your next advice to the NBA Marketing
on the NBA Finals matchup.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
This is Robert Kraft and the Knickerbocker should have paid
the officials more money.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
All right, there he is our buddy from Maine. Al Right,
he's back line number six. You're on the airline six. Hello,
give me liberty for okay, I think we know what's
when you're getting there, it sounds like you're close to
the other one. Line six, Hello, line.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Six, no commercials shirts?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Okay no Hello, Line one. You're on the airline one. Okay,
there's a cat right there. Line too Hello, Line two,
Yeah too slow, hurry up, cool pig, hurry up plast
one six s.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
You're on there.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Go sex sas line sas mad job by line sex.
You gotta talk line sex. You screwed up the whole bit.
Line sit