December 8, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about Daniel Jones tearing his Achilles in a loss for the Colts against the Jaguars, Trevor Lawrence saying the Jags aren't getting the credit they deserve, Ben Johnson and the Bears failing to defeat the Packers, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three, our number three, And how do
you unpack this injury?
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On the Ben mal Show.
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For Daniel Jones, they loved him, they called them Indiana Jones.
And now he's having a breakfast of snap crackle pop
goes the Achilles. And what is the impact for the
Colts going forward? Jones was in line to get a
big contract. Now you might not get anything. Also, do
you feel bad for Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars as
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Lawrence complained that they're not getting the credit that they
deserve in Jacksonville because we always downplay the Jags. Also,
did Ben Johnson put the whammie on the Bears by
yapping months ago about beating Packers coach Matt Lafleur a couple.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Times a year.
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Will get all of that and more into your ear
drums right now here? It is heavy, great Monday, it's
our number three. Well you have the fall, the rise,
and the fall again that storyboard which has been famous
for years in Hollywood movies, it's happened in pro football.
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lead this hour is from Jacksonville, Florida. Key matchup. You
looked at the NFL card and said, oh man, that's
a big one. That is a big game. Can Indianapolis
go to Jacksonville, pull off a win and keep the
good times rolling for the Horseshoes.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, not only that.
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They got served up a giant bowl of snap crackle pop,
snap crackle pop. They did quarterback Daniel Jones suffering a
season ending Achilles tear in the first quarter of what
turned out to be a blowout loss.
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To the Jaguars. Don't if you saw this or not,
but na.
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Da da da da dada.
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Go bye.
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So the fall with the Giants, the rise with the Colts,
and now the fall again for Daniel Jones. Unfortunately, he's
gonna go under undergo surgery here shortly, although oftentimes they
have to wait for the swelling to go down. We'll
see how soon the operation takes place. But the injury
and then the blowout loss for the Colts, and now
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they are real close to just embarrassing free fall here
and not making the playoffs in the AFC. They have
a rookie backup quarterback, and that'll be the guy they're
gonna go with Riley Leonard.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Remember he's a Golden domer.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He might not quit. He might quit if these games
aren't meaningful. That's what Notre Dame players do. They quit
if the game doesn't matter, it's not worth our time.
We'll see if he played last year, So maybe he'll
show up this year with the team from Indianapolis and
they have a stretch run with some really good opponents upcoming,
some tough places to play, and it's not looking particularly good.
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Jones is not only done for the rest of this season,
but most likely next season as well. He'll miss all
of next year. Good luck on that. So that is
a that's a jumping off point we're gonna discuss. Let
us talk about this. So the question how do you
unpacked this major injury for Daniel Jones, the quarterback there
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and the impact for him and obviously the Colts going forward.
So on this one, I've got kissing booth, smokes and
fire hydrant and we'll put these together and put the
biscuit in the basket, is what we're going to do. So,
first of all, this is not an injury. This is
an Acme dropping like an anvil from Wiley Coyote. Right,
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this is one of those cartoon and vils that you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Drop on top.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Danny Dimes was lined up. Now, he wasn't gonna get
a record setting contract. Does not suggest that, however, he
was in line for the Sam Donald package, the Sam
Donald starter kit contract which the Seattle Seahawks gave Sam
Donald because Donald played well in Minnesota fell apart at
the end, and so Donald's the same type of guy, right,
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He's like, Okay, maybe he played well for in the
regular season hip hip array, but eventually the real Sam
Donald's gonna show up, as we saw against the Rams,
as we saw in the first half against Atlanta on
sign the guy's a stiff and no Streudinis knows that
JJ and RHTT and crying Craig, they all know that.
But for now during the regular season five. So that's
Sam Donald. So Danny Dimes is in line get that's
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one hundred million dollar contract, forty million dollars guaranteed, give
or take. Now, based on this injury, he will be
lucky to score some Applebee's gift cards and a six
pack of Heartache Craft Brewery from them. Good luck on
that and the Colts this actually turns out to be
a blessing in disguise.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They didn't wish for Daniel Jones to get hurt.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
They're gonna benefit though in the long run, because they
accidentally dodged a torpedo that was headed theirway. Jones was
a cute, little feel good Disney movie. You know, Indiana Jones.
You had the nickname there, you had the Fedora memes,
and of course now they're in the Temple of Doom.
But Indy was about to give him the keys to
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the adult table football Karma said not so fast, my friend,
Not so fast, my friend, and they stepped in there
and they yanked the chair out. They traded not one,
but two first rounders to the Jets. More on this
later for Sauce Gardner. That tells you that the Colts said,
we got our guy. And they were building this Fort
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Knox defense, and they thought they were building a team
that was going to be complete and be able.
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To contend for a Super Bowl.
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And it turns out they built a lemonade stand in
a monsoon and that did not go very well.
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And so now it is back.
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For the Colts with Daniel Jones. Persona non grata for.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
About a year. They could sign him to make good
contract for a couple of years if they really want to.
I don't think there'll be a bidding war. Why would
there be for a guy who has the.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Resume that Daniel Jones has, who was starting to play poorly.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're not supposed to talk about that part out loud.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And then, of course there's some convinced that the Colts
medical staff are behind this because he played with a
leg injury and that led to the achilles injury and
he was medically cleared to play and all that. But
the point is the Colts go back to the booth.
The Colts go to the kissing booth. And if you
look at the next wave of suck bag quarterbacks, all
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law Daniel Jones. If you project at who are the
guys that the Colts would target to put in the
kissing booth, Mac Jones from the Niners, Zach Wilson of
the Miami Dolphins, Trey Lance with the Chargers. Those are
the misfit toys of quarterback Island.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
In the NFL.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So it's you know, kiss a frog's kiss the froggy
quarterback and pray one morphs into the second coming of
Mahomes or Peyton Manning or whoever warts at all, warts
at all? Okay, and you just hope is cheap. And
the quarterbacks often are not cheap, although you can get
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them short term on a feel good, make good contract,
so that could happen now. Secondly, staying with this game,
as the Colts are beaten and broken, as they get
slapped across the top of the head with that quarterback
injury news, well, the Jaguars on the other side, they
won their four straight game and they are now at
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the very top. They're in the number onden position in
the AFC South, they're in the pole position, beating the
Colts at home. And of course after the game they
were complaining, they were whining that they're not getting enough love.
Liam Cohne, the head coach, said he doesn't know if
he said, well, I don't know if we'll ever really
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get the respect somewhere the Queen of Soul across the
Pearly gates is warming up her vocal cords. I don't
know that we'll ever get the respect that they should.
Nine and four record and all that, Trevor Lawrence. He
then followed that up and he said, we all feel
it's a quote from Trevor Lawrence. We all feel like
we're a really good team and probably don't get the
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credit we deserve. Lawrence said, everybody talks about every other
team and even her own division. It's all these other
teams that are going to win the division.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Boo hoo, hoo. I added that part. I added that
part boohoo.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That was my ad on quote continues and do all
these things, and nobody really cares about the Jags, which
is fine. Trevor Lawrence said, it's kind of just how
it is, and.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We use it. And you said chip on our shoulder
and all that. All right, So question, do you feel bad?
Do you feel bad.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
For Trevor Lawrence and Liam Khane and the Jaguars not
getting the credit they deserve? All right, So let's play
the wheel of fortune. You want to play, I'll play
the wheel of fortune? So can I have it?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'd like to have Yeah, I want the letter N
and I'd like to buy a vowel. Can I okay?
I want to buy a Can I buy the vowel? Oh? Okay?
Can we put those together?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
N oh? N oh. Text message for Trevor Lawrence. You
don't play for a glamour team. Brother, You should know
that by now. You've been there long enough. This is
the NFL. You look at the cast system in the NFL.
You have the haves and the have nots. Right, get
the haves and the have nots. The Cowboys, the Chiefs
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because of Mahomes and Travis Kelce, the Steelers, the Packers
teams like that. They're the prom kings, the cool kids.
They get to wear the varsity jackson and all that.
The Jaguars, they're on the other side of the tracks.
See the Jags. They're hanging out by the smokestacks behind
the cafeteria. There's a lot of chemicals in the air.
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Jacksonville has been the NFL's international exchange student. They literally
outsource a Jags game every year, at least one in
London every year, like a customer support hotline. That's how
little the NFL thinks of the Jacksonville franchise and the
fans in Jacksonville. They literally rip a home game every
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year from the people of Duval County to give it
to London because they say, who cares about Jacksonville.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's the NFL. Trevor that's not the media. That's the that's.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The conglomerate, the goombahs of the NFL, that's them, okay.
And by the way, as far.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
As the media, you know, the evil media, I'll teach
you a little media one on one.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's called broad casting, not narrow casting, right. And you
talk about the teams that are more popular because it's
a broad audience and you're more relatable than a narrow audience.
And the Jags, listen, I talk about it. I talk
about more than anybody.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
People kill me. They have a very.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Narrow fan base, narrow appeal, and historically narrow success. And
you don't get the Arretha Franklin, Queen of Soul, r
ees p e c T.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You sees it. How do you get it?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You sees it by winning early, often, and loudly and
forcing it. I'll tell you some old timers. The Pittsburgh
Steelers were a joke of a franchise and the nineteen
seventies they were an embarrassment, and then they had this
great run and here we are fifty years later and
they have fans all over the place. But prior to that,
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they were a joke. And so it's you know, it's
a turbo boost. It really is a good good Mitchell,
because the teal colored disrespect from the bottom of the deck.
I'm gonna play that card and it's jetfield. It's a
turbo boost motivation rocket. And the Jags can weaponize the
slight play, you know, the slight for the media to
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play with a chip on their shoulder all that and
keep gnawing on that like a hungry gator. Just gnawed
it and nobody feels bad for Jacksonville. And that's exactly
why this works for them good. And this goes back
to something that I've talked about a lot that the
hater is the most important part of.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
All of this.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Like if everyone was sitting here kissing the ass of
how great Jacksonville was, then they wouldn't be able to
use that as motivation. And instead because the teams are
talking about for the media is talking about the Texans
and the Colts and these other teams, and it's oh,
they're not they're disrespecting. Meanwhile, we go now to limball Field,
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the frozen tundra.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Where Ben Johnson show me you're Johnson.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Ben Johnson, who had verbally jabbed the Packers head coach
Matt LeFleur shortly after being hired. You might remember this
months and months ago, and the coaching carousel was going
around this past year, and then he was hired as
the Bears coach.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I think that was like in it what was it,
January February? I remember what once it was, but it
was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And at the news conference, Ben Johnson had said that
he enjoyed beating Matt Lafler twice a year when he
was with the Detroit Lions as the offensive coordinate. Okay,
so they played the team from Wisconsin one late in
the game there they pulled it out, was tie game
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in the fourth quarter. If Matt Lafleur was extra happy
or extra sad or whatever, he didn't show it. He is,
he said, if he took any He was asked if
he took any satisfaction from the Packers winning against Ben
Johnson said, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Uh it's Packers Bears. It's a great rivalry.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Certainly with what's at stake regarding position of the NFC North,
he said, that's.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The only thing that matters, okay, And then there was just.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
A quick handshake, which did look a little cold. There
was a little coldness to it, Lafleur and Ben Johnson,
which was captured by a bunch of grainy cell phone
cameras on the field, and then Flour said'll see him
in two weeks. So the question I question is this,
did Ben Johnson put the whammy on the Bears by
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yapping about Matt Floor? Did he put the whammy on him?
So my position on this, and this is one of
another one of my my ms called the malarism whatever
you're called, but let's not get carried away with the
fairess wheel of foolishness, which is the Bears would have
won the game if Ben Johnson had not said that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Because Ben Johnson.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Did not put any kind of cosmic whammy on the
Chicago Bears. He didn't hex them, he didn't give them
the old voodoo doll, he didn't do that. He didn't
sprinkle bad mojo dust on top of Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
None of that happened.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He didn't call the wrong plays from the coach's box
because he made a comment eight months ago that's silly, right.
What he did, Ben Johnson was win a news conference,
which is when you get hire as a coach, you
want to win the news conference. That's what Dan Campbell
did in Detroit and it worked out well. They've won
as well. And so Ben Johnson's like, I gotta win
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the news conference. And so you toss out a flashy zinger,
a little verbal confetti.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And it's kind of like a dog.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's like a dog lifting its leg on a brand
new fire hydrant and saying, all right, this is my block.
I run this block. Now, all right, this is my block.
Boys are the dogs. You listen up, your doggies. This
is my block. You smell that urine, that's my block.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And that's you know. And so as far as the
game on Sunday, this wasn't.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
About mouthy musings from months gone by.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This was a fifty to fifty raffle game.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It was a fifty to fifty raffle get meaning you
buy the ticket, you hope your number gets called. Chicago's
number didn't get called. That's life, all right. Caleb Liz
got off to a terrible start in this game, looked
like he was nervous and was a little sideways early
in the game, and then figured some things out, figured
some stuff out. He didn't crumble at the end because
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Ben Johnson made a wisecrack. Now the Bears had a
short yardage play. They took their shot for the end
zone and that's when Caleb Williams through the interception in
the end zone. But personally, as a talk shows I
love the spicy chatter.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I do it. Use is the rivalry.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It adds paprika, It adds chili pepper to that beef
stew that's been simmering. That rivalry has been simmering for
a century. I mean that rivalry has been around for
a freaking century, the Bears and the Packers, and they
always love to talk about how long these teams.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Have been playing.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yet, by the way, Tom Brady, did you see how
many layers of clothed did Tom have? I know Tom's
a skinny guy and he's not no fat, no blubber,
but man, he was.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
He was really layered.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Up there, beautiful lambeau Field, My god. All right, it
is the Beant Mahllor Show. We have the juxtaposition on
Tom Brady. We'll get to that coming up on a
little bit. From Tom Brady being bundled up like he
was he was at the North Pole to something else
on someone else who was at that particular game. But
time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
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here's the Mallor riddle of the day. Here it is
Philadelphia Eagles play tonight Monday Night football against that Chargers
at Sofa.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Stadium, as our friend helmet Man likes to call it.
In the hood and Ingler enough to know good.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
So they'll be there. I'll be there as well, not
that you care about that, but the Eagles, we understand.
There was a story over the weekend that went to
when we're out a little bit, the Philadelphia Eagles have
installed Blank into their locker room. Eagle's not doing so well,
so the Eagles have installed Blank into their locker room
to try to turn things around.
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That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer,
we'll get to it. We will do it next.
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Everyone can do it. You know, it's a choiet.
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It's a little radio inside radio inside radio stuff. That's
how we do it. We're gonna pay off the riddle
of the day. I didn't want to mention this. We
were talking about Jacksonville. I mentioned jackson on the monologue,
and they're complaining.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
They don't get any credit. You know, the standard bull
crap these teams do.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It was interesting though, watching college football over the weekend.
I watched the Big Ten championship game, which was a
defensive struggle between Indiana and Ohio State. We need to
do a wellness check on Dick and Dayton. I guess
he's not too upset because Ohio State's still in.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
But Indiana winning.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And Indiana was one of the bottom five college football.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Programs for like a hundred years.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
In the last couple of years they hired the right coach,
but they started paying players and now they are number
one going into Indiana is the top team in college football.
It's wild when you think about schools like Alabama and
Notre Dame and USC and Ohio State and Michigan. I
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don't want to say they were paying their players, wink wink,
not because that would be wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You know. It's not like they just started paying their players,
is it. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
As part of the payoff on the college Football Playoff,
the four highest ranked conference champions are guaranteed eight million
dollars each. So that means regardless of first round results, Indiana, Georgia,
Texas Tech have buys and are locked in at eight million.
Tulane also even if they lose in the first round,
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they get the.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Eight million the eight the American gets the eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So time now though, to pay off the riddle of
the day, the Mallord riddle of the day. The Eagles
have installed Blank into the locker room. Having a tough
time trying to change their their vibes, so they've installed
Blank into.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
The locker room.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Bobby in Florida's going with stripper poles, that's his answer.
Far out, Dave says, long legged lady named Lily with
long lime, lima bean, licorice tassels and all that. There
you go, Okay, Benny Brightside, minor of motivation from malar
prop guy.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh look at that.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I've seen those those booths like you can get a
what's what's the word I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Looking for here? Fortune fortune teller? Yes, right, could you
have by mal theprop guy? What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Bedet from Asher bird feeder guessed by ferg Dog, embroidered
towels from King Roy with that that's an old message
from the Howard Seern show back.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
In the back when he was good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Donkey Sausage says, I hope to turn it around by
installing revolving doors.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I like the sausage. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Tampon dispensers from Lady Sideburns.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Mark from Queens says the Eagles installed free porn dispensers.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay, there you go pick that up. What else do
we have?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Greased light poles for alf the alien o piner? That's
his answer. Christopher says they installed a picture of Ben
Baller as the answer. Okay, let's see here. Jef Robbie
says they took advice from Jerry Jones and installed.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
A glory hole in the in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Crock pots from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota, but Dave toilets
from courtesy Flusher Mason Gloryhill inflatable Bunny from Kevo All, Wisconsin,
all the time.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
JT.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
The Wingman and just outside Knoxville, Tennessee says a pez
dispenser is the answer. Gunner in Northern Minnesota says the
answer is a old pac Man arcade.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That that is the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Uh. Page that bill says voodoo dolls of the LA
Chargers players, a cotton candy machine in the locker room
gets by Fat Daddy, and what else.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Do we let's see page Dan can't read.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That snowball making machines and battery dispensers from Black and Blum,
hot cocoa machine from Mike the Leprechaun, that is his answer?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
And what else do I see? Page?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Then I read that Hugh on the five, dating himself says,
a fair of faucet poster.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
They put that in the locker room. This is incorrect,
all right?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Last chance for Lorraina here Matlard Riddle of the day
the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's a football.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Team not a good one right now. They're in a
tough patch. The Eagles have installed blank into their locker
room to try to turn things around.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yes, I think they put a baby goat therapy area
in their locker room.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
A baby goat therapy era. All right? Uh is that correct?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That is great. The Eagles of it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
They've installed a positivity rabbit, an inflatable rabbit into the
locker room.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You were kind of close the right, Yeah, you weren't
far away. Yes, positivity rabbit. Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I hope that's fake, but I saw it and I'm
going with it. So positive. Yeah, that's because that's when
we have a bad week, we just get inflatable and
we're good to go. Let's go to the ponts. Jed
who fled is in the Sunshine State.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
You know, I bet our listeners have some inflatables that
they also use when they're feeling down.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well they have well okay, uh Jed? Who hello? Yes, Jed?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
I like inhalable. That's what I usually go with. Uh yeah, yes,
saying it's good.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
It's a good vow I go. I like, I don't
know what, but why sometimes you have I been I
don't think anybody out there without out there dancing the
wolves like you weren't. Kevin Costner, living is manifest Destiny
Incarnate could somehow get up to five hundred pound dude.
I'm not saying you're a hard worker, but I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
To calm down, Paul bun.
Speaker 9 (28:11):
You okay, I don't think you were getting up at
the crack of dawn or you were getting up to
the big crack of dawn, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
So what do you what do you? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 9 (28:22):
I don't understand you've been been been working on the
road roads fashion my generation.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Type in your horn earlier about how old.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh yes, because yes, because I dared Jed, I pointed
out that Notre Dame. It's pathetic that they're not going
to a ball game because they didn't get what they want.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
I thought you said you you've kept your word and
you did what you said because you're spooking to do
and younger.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
People didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Now and yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I when I adopted the code of the West and
I promised to do what I promised to do, something
I do it.
Speaker 9 (29:03):
Terry.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I'm saying you are you going drugs right now? Am
I did you mean the subjects on?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yes, I'm on, I'm on drugs. I'm I'm getting secondhand
smoke from what whatever you're smoking, I'm getting I'm getting
in my my nose.
Speaker 9 (29:15):
Dude, I love the awesome powers saying about smoking and
all that, but it's not it's not real anymore.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
And you what's your go to joke street for? It
will never be old. I'm not stop. Stop, You're not
tricking me, dude.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
I love the the I love the the wordplay, the wordplay.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
It's the show. So think about these people. What was
the draft things? Also?
Speaker 9 (29:37):
To give that besides picking players in right order, what's
the what's the first thing you when you when you
craft a letter, what is the first uh iteration of it?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
It's a draft.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
If you're the best those drafts, you might be the king.
So be it is never going to correct the draft
of the draft King.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
He's gonna read it and let it go. Right. Doesn't
that make sense? That doesn't make sense? You get SI,
I like that.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You you can't you realize you can't stop talking because
the moment you stopped.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Talking, it's all over. You know that you have to
keep talking the American athlete.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Dude, draft is now. I remember when the American athletes
fault proudly to get out of the Americans drafts. You
pretty much could consider him the viet Cong.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes, it's very very similar.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
It's many pupils that are very similar when you're drafted
in the NFL to being drafted into the military.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Similar.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
I'm saying Muhammad the right thing, dude.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
He started to get out of drafts, and now our league,
the teams are drafting Koreans in the first round.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Dude, it's an international global It's like, well, that's incorrect,
there's no international.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
They don't draft players in the regular draft. That doesn't happen.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Korean MVP of the Korean Baseball League.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Draft didn't get he didn't get drafted. No, you're talking
about the guys signed with the blue Jays this week.
He signed with the Blue Jay. Wasn't drafted by the
Blue Jays. He signed with the Blue Jays.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Man, don't look up to me at the multiple definitions
of drafted. Dog. You don't have to be picked in
their orders right now?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What you got, I got a headache? I gotta I
got a headache. Thank you? All right, go away, it's
uh yet again. Let's hello to helmet man, who's here
to save the day. Hello helmet man from the.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Stream of Inglewood Morning.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Hello helmet man. What's new with you?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Oh, I was gonna talk about the Raisins.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh you were. But it's a football team, the raven
Not a good one.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Though, Yeah, but I love them.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
What will happen in again? Did they ever had the lead?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Did you watch the game, helmet man? No, the last
you slept, You're you're a real Ravens fan.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Well, the Ravens did score if they scored a field goal.
They had a field goal lead three nothing, and that
was the last lead that they had. They didn't lead
the rest of the game. They were down ninety nine
percent of the game.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Oh yeah, I got up when it was two minutes left.
I think Steve Hartman came on after the game.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh is that right? Okay? Good? Good for him.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
I don't I don't know if I see the light
up on the weekend anything today.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, I will be out there, helmet man, but you
don't get there when I'm there. I don't know where
you are. I can't find you. You know, if you're
where I am, I'll say.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Hello to you. You'll be out there early before the game.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
I'll be there early, out there when it's light.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, what time you could be out there? Give me
a time.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Twelve in afternoon?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh okay, well that's early. That's very early. That's uh.
Maybe i'll come by and where you to be at?
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Oh? What a NFL logos on the building?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You love that? You love that spot? The NFL thing
I got you? All right, we'll have time.
Speaker 8 (33:10):
I will.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I will sash in my way over there about that.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
No lot a lot a.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I don't I know where a lot a is.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
I don't use that private number you called, you know,
life stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, all right, all right, I'll see if I can
track you down.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
A very nice album. Man, Maybe i'll see you today
at the game. Okay, you're gonna be out there. You
got any good stuff to sell?
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
I got a a I'm away of bearing standards story.
A jersey from the Lions.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Is that the right one, the white one of the
blue one?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
I got the blue one.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh, that's a good look at jersey. That's a solid
look at jersey. Hallolu Blue. They call that the Hollolulu Blue.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
I gotta I got a Super Bowl or Jersey super
Bowl fifty one and it's in Texas on the front
of it, and then on the back that sure.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
That's legit. It's not fraudule at all.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
The Texans with that rich history they have in super Bowls,
it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
All right, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Thank you, helman man. Well, maybe we'll see you today.
I'll see if I can reach out. Want to get there.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I'll be there early, so I'll see if I can
track you down.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Right there you go, all right, bye bye, there's a
helping man, big big Raven fan.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Woke up the game was almost over. That's how I
got what's going on with Lamar Jackson. By the way,
he's not He's not getting it done right now.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's going on with him. Things are not going great.
We have the Insta advice line. Who needs our advice.
Some weeks it's hard, some weeks it's easy. I think
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Mahomes and the Chiefs will take a lot of calls.
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Hold that though no one's paid attention to me for
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seven nine nine six sixty three six nine. Who needs
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Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well, the Cans City chiefs Andy Reid was talking about
doing this whole tonsil dance thing, and the Chiefs right
now are in the tenth spot in the AFC the
top seven teams get in. The Chargers are currently six.
The Texans are number seven. The Chargers have beaten the
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Chiefs already once. The Texans have also beaten the Chiefs,
which means they don't have any tie breakers.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're in some trouble.
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So advice to Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, Travis Kelce and
the Kansas City Chiefs at eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. You're live on the air.
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When you hear my voice, let's go to the phones.
We'll start out with you on line number one. Hello,
Line one, your advice please to the.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Chiefs come morning to speaking of skinny Aaron Andrews and
Marissa Thompson. Come on, Patrick, come.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
On, yeah, I need to eat some pies or something like.
Rick and Maryland call her too. You're on the air
line too.
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We're giving advice to Cans City Chiefs football.
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I'm THENKQ being as man.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, thank you for that. Yes, Line three, you're on
the air.
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We're giving advice to the Kansas City Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes,
Andy Reid, and Travis the dishes.
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You gotta protect your thumbs at all times.
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That's right, man. My thumbs are all sliced up here.
Pretty good.
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At least I get the free bandages, one of the
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Free bandages.
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Yes, as we cut ourselves a lot, Edward scissors hands line.
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Let's go to line four.
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You're on the air line for advice to Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
And Andy Reid.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Don't want to answer.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, thank you. Line four you're on the airline four. Hello.
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I think it's pretty obvious Pete Carroll is a fan
of Penny versus a penny.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that's right. I want to thank Pete. Love the
back door cover. I don't know why these guys are complaining.
That's great coaching. You just bet on the wrong side.
Bad job by you dummies. Line I was gonna Line six.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You're on the air.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
It's the instant advice line for Mahomes, Kelsey and Reid.
The chiefs are up against.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
It and it worth a kay of food. The chief tuble.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
On line one, you're on the airline one. We're giving
advice on screen calls. It's going very well here at
eight seven seven, six three six nine, Yes, you're on
the air.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Caller.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Kansas City needs to follow the lead of the ten
and two New England paper.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
There's my guy in Maine.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
He's back, baby, he's back ripping the Patsy's.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Let's go to you online too. You're on the airline too.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
Hello, right, savage, too many savage?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yes, a line for you're on the airline Force the
inside vice line as we give unsolicited advice to Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelcey and Ay Reid the chiefs up against it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Hello, you're on the air Calder.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Bring back John the Pie Guy.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, yeah, I missed John de pie Gay.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Whatever happened?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
We know what happened to John the pie Guy. I
don't happen John the Pipe nine.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
He disappeared, right, John a pie guy, he was around
for years. Hope he's all right. Line six, you're on
the airline six. We have big pie parties back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It was great. Hello, line six, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Never.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Well, he sounds like you've given a pup. Let's see,
uh go to you a line three. You're on the
air line three. Hello, Hi, I'm Betton Mallar and I
think Joe Burrow is the best quarterback ever.
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He's okay, thank you, Yes, that's right. Yes, I'm a
big Joe Burrow. But we'll do one more. Only one more.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
That's a bitter Bills fan right there. I will take credit.
If not, it's coop loop. Go ahead, Coop pick the phonicle.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Line five. You're on the airline five.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Go your line five. You gotta be quicker, Line five.
A little slow there, Bad job by you.
Boom boom, boom, boom boom.
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It's our number three, our number three, And how do
you unpack this injury?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
On the Ben mal Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
For Daniel Jones, they loved him, they called them Indiana Jones.
And now he's having a breakfast of snap crackle pop
goes the Achilles. And what is the impact for the
Colts going forward? Jones was in line to get a
big contract. Now you might not get anything. Also, do
you feel bad for Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars as
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Lawrence complained that they're not getting the credit that they
deserve in Jacksonville because we always downplay the Jags. Also,
did Ben Johnson put the whammie on the Bears by
yapping months ago about beating Packers coach Matt Lafleur a couple.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Times a year.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Will get all of that and more into your ear
drums right now here? It is heavy, great Monday, it's
our number three. Well you have the fall, the rise,
and the fall again that storyboard which has been famous
for years in Hollywood movies, it's happened in pro football.
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lead this hour is from Jacksonville, Florida. Key matchup. You
looked at the NFL card and said, oh man, that's
a big one. That is a big game. Can Indianapolis
go to Jacksonville, pull off a win and keep the
good times rolling for the Horseshoes.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, not only that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They got served up a giant bowl of snap crackle pop,
snap crackle pop. They did quarterback Daniel Jones suffering a
season ending Achilles tear in the first quarter of what
turned out to be a blowout loss.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
To the Jaguars. Don't if you saw this or not,
but na.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Da da da da dada.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Go bye.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So the fall with the Giants, the rise with the Colts,
and now the fall again for Daniel Jones. Unfortunately, he's
gonna go under undergo surgery here shortly, although oftentimes they
have to wait for the swelling to go down. We'll
see how soon the operation takes place. But the injury
and then the blowout loss for the Colts, and now
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they are real close to just embarrassing free fall here
and not making the playoffs in the AFC. They have
a rookie backup quarterback, and that'll be the guy they're
gonna go with Riley Leonard.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Remember he's a Golden domer.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He might not quit. He might quit if these games
aren't meaningful. That's what Notre Dame players do. They quit
if the game doesn't matter, it's not worth our time.
We'll see if he played last year, So maybe he'll
show up this year with the team from Indianapolis and
they have a stretch run with some really good opponents upcoming,
some tough places to play, and it's not looking particularly good.
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Jones is not only done for the rest of this season,
but most likely next season as well. He'll miss all
of next year. Good luck on that. So that is
a that's a jumping off point we're gonna discuss. Let
us talk about this. So the question how do you
unpacked this major injury for Daniel Jones, the quarterback there
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and the impact for him and obviously the Colts going forward.
So on this one, I've got kissing booth, smokes and
fire hydrant and we'll put these together and put the
biscuit in the basket, is what we're going to do. So,
first of all, this is not an injury. This is
an Acme dropping like an anvil from Wiley Coyote. Right,
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this is one of those cartoon and vils that you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Drop on top.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Danny Dimes was lined up. Now, he wasn't gonna get
a record setting contract. Does not suggest that, however, he
was in line for the Sam Donald package, the Sam
Donald starter kit contract which the Seattle Seahawks gave Sam
Donald because Donald played well in Minnesota fell apart at
the end, and so Donald's the same type of guy, right,
(05:40):
He's like, Okay, maybe he played well for in the
regular season hip hip array, but eventually the real Sam
Donald's gonna show up, as we saw against the Rams,
as we saw in the first half against Atlanta on
sign the guy's a stiff and no Streudinis knows that
JJ and RHTT and crying Craig, they all know that.
But for now during the regular season five. So that's
Sam Donald. So Danny Dimes is in line get that's
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one hundred million dollar contract, forty million dollars guaranteed, give
or take. Now, based on this injury, he will be
lucky to score some Applebee's gift cards and a six
pack of Heartache Craft Brewery from them. Good luck on
that and the Colts this actually turns out to be
a blessing in disguise.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
They didn't wish for Daniel Jones to get hurt.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
They're gonna benefit though in the long run, because they
accidentally dodged a torpedo that was headed theirway. Jones was
a cute, little feel good Disney movie. You know, Indiana Jones.
You had the nickname there, you had the Fedora memes,
and of course now they're in the Temple of Doom.
But Indy was about to give him the keys to
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the adult table football Karma said not so fast, my friend,
Not so fast, my friend, and they stepped in there
and they yanked the chair out. They traded not one,
but two first rounders to the Jets. More on this
later for Sauce Gardner. That tells you that the Colts said,
we got our guy. And they were building this Fort
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Knox defense, and they thought they were building a team
that was going to be complete and be able.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
To contend for a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And it turns out they built a lemonade stand in
a monsoon and that did not go very well.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And so now it is back.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
For the Colts with Daniel Jones. Persona non grata for.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
About a year. They could sign him to make good
contract for a couple of years if they really want to.
I don't think there'll be a bidding war. Why would
there be for a guy who has the.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Resume that Daniel Jones has, who was starting to play poorly.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're not supposed to talk about that part out loud.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And then, of course there's some convinced that the Colts
medical staff are behind this because he played with a
leg injury and that led to the achilles injury and
he was medically cleared to play and all that. But
the point is the Colts go back to the booth.
The Colts go to the kissing booth. And if you
look at the next wave of suck bag quarterbacks, all
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law Daniel Jones. If you project at who are the
guys that the Colts would target to put in the
kissing booth, Mac Jones from the Niners, Zach Wilson of
the Miami Dolphins, Trey Lance with the Chargers. Those are
the misfit toys of quarterback Island.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
In the NFL.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So it's you know, kiss a frog's kiss the froggy
quarterback and pray one morphs into the second coming of
Mahomes or Peyton Manning or whoever warts at all, warts
at all? Okay, and you just hope is cheap. And
the quarterbacks often are not cheap, although you can get
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them short term on a feel good, make good contract,
so that could happen now. Secondly, staying with this game,
as the Colts are beaten and broken, as they get
slapped across the top of the head with that quarterback
injury news, well, the Jaguars on the other side, they
won their four straight game and they are now at
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the very top. They're in the number onden position in
the AFC South, they're in the pole position, beating the
Colts at home. And of course after the game they
were complaining, they were whining that they're not getting enough love.
Liam Cohne, the head coach, said he doesn't know if
he said, well, I don't know if we'll ever really
(09:32):
get the respect somewhere the Queen of Soul across the
Pearly gates is warming up her vocal cords. I don't
know that we'll ever get the respect that they should.
Nine and four record and all that, Trevor Lawrence. He
then followed that up and he said, we all feel
it's a quote from Trevor Lawrence. We all feel like
we're a really good team and probably don't get the
(09:54):
credit we deserve. Lawrence said, everybody talks about every other
team and even her own division. It's all these other
teams that are going to win the division.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Boo hoo, hoo. I added that part. I added that
part boohoo.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That was my ad on quote continues and do all
these things, and nobody really cares about the Jags, which
is fine. Trevor Lawrence said, it's kind of just how
it is, and.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We use it. And you said chip on our shoulder
and all that. All right, So question, do you feel bad?
Do you feel bad.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
For Trevor Lawrence and Liam Khane and the Jaguars not
getting the credit they deserve? All right, So let's play
the wheel of fortune. You want to play, I'll play
the wheel of fortune? So can I have it?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'd like to have Yeah, I want the letter N
and I'd like to buy a vowel. Can I okay?
I want to buy a Can I buy the vowel? Oh? Okay?
Can we put those together?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
N oh? N oh. Text message for Trevor Lawrence. You
don't play for a glamour team. Brother, You should know
that by now. You've been there long enough. This is
the NFL. You look at the cast system in the NFL.
You have the haves and the have nots. Right, get
the haves and the have nots. The Cowboys, the Chiefs
(11:15):
because of Mahomes and Travis Kelce, the Steelers, the Packers
teams like that. They're the prom kings, the cool kids.
They get to wear the varsity jackson and all that.
The Jaguars, they're on the other side of the tracks.
See the Jags. They're hanging out by the smokestacks behind
the cafeteria. There's a lot of chemicals in the air.
(11:37):
Jacksonville has been the NFL's international exchange student. They literally
outsource a Jags game every year, at least one in
London every year, like a customer support hotline. That's how
little the NFL thinks of the Jacksonville franchise and the
fans in Jacksonville. They literally rip a home game every
(11:59):
year from the people of Duval County to give it
to London because they say, who cares about Jacksonville.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That's the NFL. Trevor that's not the media. That's the that's.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The conglomerate, the goombahs of the NFL, that's them, okay.
And by the way, as far.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
As the media, you know, the evil media, I'll teach
you a little media one on one.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's called broad casting, not narrow casting, right. And you
talk about the teams that are more popular because it's
a broad audience and you're more relatable than a narrow audience.
And the Jags, listen, I talk about it. I talk
about more than anybody.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
People kill me. They have a very.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Narrow fan base, narrow appeal, and historically narrow success. And
you don't get the Arretha Franklin, Queen of Soul, r
ees p e c T.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You sees it. How do you get it?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You sees it by winning early, often, and loudly and
forcing it. I'll tell you some old timers. The Pittsburgh
Steelers were a joke of a franchise and the nineteen
seventies they were an embarrassment, and then they had this
great run and here we are fifty years later and
they have fans all over the place. But prior to that,
(13:09):
they were a joke. And so it's you know, it's
a turbo boost. It really is a good good Mitchell,
because the teal colored disrespect from the bottom of the deck.
I'm gonna play that card and it's jetfield. It's a
turbo boost motivation rocket. And the Jags can weaponize the
slight play, you know, the slight for the media to
(13:30):
play with a chip on their shoulder all that and
keep gnawing on that like a hungry gator. Just gnawed
it and nobody feels bad for Jacksonville. And that's exactly
why this works for them good. And this goes back
to something that I've talked about a lot that the
hater is the most important part of.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
All of this.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Like if everyone was sitting here kissing the ass of
how great Jacksonville was, then they wouldn't be able to
use that as motivation. And instead because the teams are
talking about for the media is talking about the Texans
and the Colts and these other teams, and it's oh,
they're not they're disrespecting. Meanwhile, we go now to limball Field,
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the frozen tundra.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Where Ben Johnson show me you're Johnson.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Ben Johnson, who had verbally jabbed the Packers head coach
Matt LeFleur shortly after being hired. You might remember this
months and months ago, and the coaching carousel was going
around this past year, and then he was hired as
the Bears coach.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I think that was like in it what was it,
January February? I remember what once it was, but it
was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And at the news conference, Ben Johnson had said that
he enjoyed beating Matt Lafler twice a year when he
was with the Detroit Lions as the offensive coordinate. Okay,
so they played the team from Wisconsin one late in
the game there they pulled it out, was tie game
(14:58):
in the fourth quarter. If Matt Lafleur was extra happy
or extra sad or whatever, he didn't show it. He is,
he said, if he took any He was asked if
he took any satisfaction from the Packers winning against Ben
Johnson said, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Uh it's Packers Bears. It's a great rivalry.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Certainly with what's at stake regarding position of the NFC North,
he said, that's.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The only thing that matters, okay, And then there was just.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
A quick handshake, which did look a little cold. There
was a little coldness to it, Lafleur and Ben Johnson,
which was captured by a bunch of grainy cell phone
cameras on the field, and then Flour said'll see him
in two weeks. So the question I question is this,
did Ben Johnson put the whammy on the Bears by
(15:49):
yapping about Matt Floor? Did he put the whammy on him?
So my position on this, and this is one of
another one of my my ms called the malarism whatever
you're called, but let's not get carried away with the
fairess wheel of foolishness, which is the Bears would have
won the game if Ben Johnson had not said that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Because Ben Johnson.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Did not put any kind of cosmic whammy on the
Chicago Bears. He didn't hex them, he didn't give them
the old voodoo doll, he didn't do that. He didn't
sprinkle bad mojo dust on top of Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
None of that happened.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He didn't call the wrong plays from the coach's box
because he made a comment eight months ago that's silly, right.
What he did, Ben Johnson was win a news conference,
which is when you get hire as a coach, you
want to win the news conference. That's what Dan Campbell
did in Detroit and it worked out well. They've won
as well. And so Ben Johnson's like, I gotta win
(16:45):
the news conference. And so you toss out a flashy zinger,
a little verbal confetti.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And it's kind of like a dog.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It's like a dog lifting its leg on a brand
new fire hydrant and saying, all right, this is my block.
I run this block. Now, all right, this is my block.
Boys are the dogs. You listen up, your doggies. This
is my block. You smell that urine, that's my block.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And that's you know. And so as far as the
game on Sunday, this wasn't.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
About mouthy musings from months gone by.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This was a fifty to fifty raffle game.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
It was a fifty to fifty raffle get meaning you
buy the ticket, you hope your number gets called. Chicago's
number didn't get called. That's life, all right. Caleb Liz
got off to a terrible start in this game, looked
like he was nervous and was a little sideways early
in the game, and then figured some things out, figured
some stuff out. He didn't crumble at the end because
(17:44):
Ben Johnson made a wisecrack. Now the Bears had a
short yardage play. They took their shot for the end
zone and that's when Caleb Williams through the interception in
the end zone. But personally, as a talk shows I
love the spicy chatter.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I do it. Use is the rivalry.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It adds paprika, It adds chili pepper to that beef
stew that's been simmering. That rivalry has been simmering for
a century. I mean that rivalry has been around for
a freaking century, the Bears and the Packers, and they
always love to talk about how long these teams.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Have been playing.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yet, by the way, Tom Brady, did you see how
many layers of clothed did Tom have? I know Tom's
a skinny guy and he's not no fat, no blubber,
but man, he was.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
He was really layered.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Up there, beautiful lambeau Field, My god. All right, it
is the Beant Mahllor Show. We have the juxtaposition on
Tom Brady. We'll get to that coming up on a
little bit. From Tom Brady being bundled up like he
was he was at the North Pole to something else
on someone else who was at that particular game. But
time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
(18:56):
here's the Mallor riddle of the day. Here it is
Philadelphia Eagles play tonight Monday Night football against that Chargers
at Sofa.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Stadium, as our friend helmet Man likes to call it.
In the hood and Ingler enough to know good.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
So they'll be there. I'll be there as well, not
that you care about that, but the Eagles, we understand.
There was a story over the weekend that went to
when we're out a little bit, the Philadelphia Eagles have
installed Blank into their locker room. Eagle's not doing so well,
so the Eagles have installed Blank into their locker room
to try to turn things around.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer,
we'll get to it. We will do it next.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
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Speaker 1 (21:42):
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Speaker 2 (21:47):
And Coop dal Loop at a Bronco fan.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
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Speaker 2 (21:56):
You the court of sports radios, So please accordingly, Okay,
the post on that as we are rolling on. It's
a DJ turn back in the you know, the old
DJ DJ Benny back in the day.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Keeping you a jazz commercial free is a skill? Is
it talent?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Not?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Everyone can do it. You know, it's a choiet.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
It's a little radio inside radio inside radio stuff. That's
how we do it. We're gonna pay off the riddle
of the day. I didn't want to mention this. We
were talking about Jacksonville. I mentioned jackson on the monologue,
and they're complaining.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
They don't get any credit. You know, the standard bull
crap these teams do.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It was interesting though, watching college football over the weekend.
I watched the Big Ten championship game, which was a
defensive struggle between Indiana and Ohio State. We need to
do a wellness check on Dick and Dayton. I guess
he's not too upset because Ohio State's still in.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
But Indiana winning.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
And Indiana was one of the bottom five college football.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Programs for like a hundred years.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
In the last couple of years they hired the right coach,
but they started paying players and now they are number
one going into Indiana is the top team in college football.
It's wild when you think about schools like Alabama and
Notre Dame and USC and Ohio State and Michigan. I
(23:16):
don't want to say they were paying their players, wink wink,
not because that would be wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You know. It's not like they just started paying their players,
is it. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
As part of the payoff on the college Football Playoff,
the four highest ranked conference champions are guaranteed eight million
dollars each. So that means regardless of first round results, Indiana, Georgia,
Texas Tech have buys and are locked in at eight million.
Tulane also even if they lose in the first round,
(23:47):
they get the.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Eight million the eight the American gets the eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So time now though, to pay off the riddle of
the day, the Mallord riddle of the day. The Eagles
have installed Blank into the locker room. Having a tough
time trying to change their their vibes, so they've installed
Blank into.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
The locker room.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Bobby in Florida's going with stripper poles, that's his answer.
Far out, Dave says, long legged lady named Lily with
long lime, lima bean, licorice tassels and all that. There
you go, Okay, Benny Brightside, minor of motivation from malar
prop guy.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh look at that.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I've seen those those booths like you can get a
what's what's the word I'm.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Looking for here? Fortune fortune teller? Yes, right, could you
have by mal theprop guy? What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Bedet from Asher bird feeder guessed by ferg Dog, embroidered
towels from King Roy with that that's an old message
from the Howard Seern show back.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
In the back when he was good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Donkey Sausage says, I hope to turn it around by
installing revolving doors.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I like the sausage. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Tampon dispensers from Lady Sideburns.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Mark from Queens says the Eagles installed free porn dispensers.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay, there you go pick that up. What else do
we have?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Greased light poles for alf the alien o piner? That's
his answer. Christopher says they installed a picture of Ben
Baller as the answer. Okay, let's see here. Jef Robbie
says they took advice from Jerry Jones and installed.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
A glory hole in the in the locker room.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Crock pots from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota, but Dave toilets
from courtesy Flusher Mason Gloryhill inflatable Bunny from Kevo All, Wisconsin,
all the time.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
JT.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
The Wingman and just outside Knoxville, Tennessee says a pez
dispenser is the answer. Gunner in Northern Minnesota says the
answer is a old pac Man arcade.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
That that is the answer.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Uh. Page that bill says voodoo dolls of the LA
Chargers players, a cotton candy machine in the locker room
gets by Fat Daddy, and what else.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Do we let's see page Dan can't read.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That snowball making machines and battery dispensers from Black and Blum,
hot cocoa machine from Mike the Leprechaun, that is his answer?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
And what else do I see? Page?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Then I read that Hugh on the five, dating himself says,
a fair of faucet poster.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
They put that in the locker room. This is incorrect,
all right?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Last chance for Lorraina here Matlard Riddle of the day
the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's a football.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Team not a good one right now. They're in a
tough patch. The Eagles have installed blank into their locker
room to try to turn things around.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yes, I think they put a baby goat therapy area
in their locker room.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
A baby goat therapy era. All right? Uh is that correct?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That is great. The Eagles of it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
They've installed a positivity rabbit, an inflatable rabbit into the
locker room.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You were kind of close the right, Yeah, you weren't
far away. Yes, positivity rabbit. Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I hope that's fake, but I saw it and I'm
going with it. So positive. Yeah, that's because that's when
we have a bad week, we just get inflatable and
we're good to go. Let's go to the ponts. Jed
who fled is in the Sunshine State.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
You know, I bet our listeners have some inflatables that
they also use when they're feeling down.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well they have well okay, uh Jed? Who hello? Yes, Jed?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
I like inhalable. That's what I usually go with. Uh yeah, yes,
saying it's good.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
It's a good vow I go. I like, I don't
know what, but why sometimes you have I been I
don't think anybody out there without out there dancing the
wolves like you weren't. Kevin Costner, living is manifest Destiny
Incarnate could somehow get up to five hundred pound dude.
I'm not saying you're a hard worker, but I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
To calm down, Paul bun.
Speaker 9 (28:11):
You okay, I don't think you were getting up at
the crack of dawn or you were getting up to
the big crack of dawn, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
So what do you what do you? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 9 (28:22):
I don't understand you've been been been working on the
road roads fashion my generation.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Type in your horn earlier about how old.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh yes, because yes, because I dared Jed, I pointed
out that Notre Dame. It's pathetic that they're not going
to a ball game because they didn't get what they want.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
I thought you said you you've kept your word and
you did what you said because you're spooking to do
and younger.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
People didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Now and yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I when I adopted the code of the West and
I promised to do what I promised to do, something
I do it.
Speaker 9 (29:03):
Terry.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I'm saying you are you going drugs right now? Am
I did you mean the subjects on?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yes, I'm on, I'm on drugs. I'm I'm getting secondhand
smoke from what whatever you're smoking, I'm getting I'm getting
in my my nose.
Speaker 9 (29:15):
Dude, I love the awesome powers saying about smoking and
all that, but it's not it's not real anymore.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
And you what's your go to joke street for? It
will never be old. I'm not stop. Stop, You're not
tricking me, dude.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
I love the the I love the the wordplay, the wordplay.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
It's the show. So think about these people. What was
the draft things? Also?
Speaker 9 (29:37):
To give that besides picking players in right order, what's
the what's the first thing you when you when you
craft a letter, what is the first uh iteration of it?
Speaker 7 (29:46):
It's a draft.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
If you're the best those drafts, you might be the king.
So be it is never going to correct the draft
of the draft King.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
He's gonna read it and let it go. Right. Doesn't
that make sense? That doesn't make sense? You get SI,
I like that.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You you can't you realize you can't stop talking because
the moment you stopped.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Talking, it's all over. You know that you have to
keep talking the American athlete.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Dude, draft is now. I remember when the American athletes
fault proudly to get out of the Americans drafts. You
pretty much could consider him the viet Cong.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes, it's very very similar.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
It's many pupils that are very similar when you're drafted
in the NFL to being drafted into the military.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Similar.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
I'm saying Muhammad the right thing, dude.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
He started to get out of drafts, and now our league,
the teams are drafting Koreans in the first round.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Dude, it's an international global It's like, well, that's incorrect,
there's no international.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
They don't draft players in the regular draft. That doesn't happen.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Korean MVP of the Korean Baseball League.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Draft didn't get he didn't get drafted. No, you're talking
about the guys signed with the blue Jays this week.
He signed with the Blue Jay. Wasn't drafted by the
Blue Jays. He signed with the Blue Jays.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Man, don't look up to me at the multiple definitions
of drafted. Dog. You don't have to be picked in
their orders right now?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What you got, I got a headache? I gotta I
got a headache. Thank you? All right, go away, it's
uh yet again. Let's hello to helmet man, who's here
to save the day. Hello helmet man from the.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Stream of Inglewood Morning.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Hello helmet man. What's new with you?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Oh, I was gonna talk about the Raisins.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh you were. But it's a football team, the raven
Not a good one.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Though, Yeah, but I love them.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
What will happen in again? Did they ever had the lead?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Did you watch the game, helmet man? No, the last
you slept, You're you're a real Ravens fan.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Well, the Ravens did score if they scored a field goal.
They had a field goal lead three nothing, and that
was the last lead that they had. They didn't lead
the rest of the game. They were down ninety nine
percent of the game.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Oh yeah, I got up when it was two minutes left.
I think Steve Hartman came on after the game.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Oh is that right? Okay? Good? Good for him.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
I don't I don't know if I see the light
up on the weekend anything today.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, I will be out there, helmet man, but you
don't get there when I'm there. I don't know where
you are. I can't find you. You know, if you're
where I am, I'll say.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Hello to you. You'll be out there early before the game.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
I'll be there early, out there when it's light.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, what time you could be out there? Give me
a time.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Twelve in afternoon?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh okay, well that's early. That's very early. That's uh.
Maybe i'll come by and where you to be at?
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Oh? What a NFL logos on the building?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You love that? You love that spot? The NFL thing
I got you? All right, we'll have time.
Speaker 8 (33:10):
I will.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I will sash in my way over there about that.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
No lot a lot a.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I don't I know where a lot a is.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
I don't use that private number you called, you know,
life stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, all right, all right, I'll see if I can
track you down.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
A very nice album. Man, Maybe i'll see you today
at the game. Okay, you're gonna be out there. You
got any good stuff to sell?
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
I got a a I'm away of bearing standards story.
A jersey from the Lions.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Is that the right one, the white one of the
blue one?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
I got the blue one.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh, that's a good look at jersey. That's a solid
look at jersey. Hallolu Blue. They call that the Hollolulu Blue.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
I gotta I got a Super Bowl or Jersey super
Bowl fifty one and it's in Texas on the front
of it, and then on the back that sure.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
That's legit. It's not fraudule at all.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
The Texans with that rich history they have in super Bowls,
it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
All right, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Thank you, helman man. Well, maybe we'll see you today.
I'll see if I can reach out. Want to get there.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I'll be there early, so I'll see if I can
track you down.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Right there you go, all right, bye bye, there's a
helping man, big big Raven fan.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Woke up the game was almost over. That's how I
got what's going on with Lamar Jackson. By the way,
he's not He's not getting it done right now.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's going on with him. Things are not going great.
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Some weeks it's hard, some weeks it's easy. I think
it's rather easy. This week, the Kansas City Chiefs are
on life support to make the playoffs. They lost the
Sunday night game. So we'll give some advice to Patrick
Mahomes and the Chiefs will take a lot of calls.
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It's unscreened radio. We'll get to that and we will
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Here were you talking to so here? Some instant advice.
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Hold that though no one's paid attention to me for
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Don't like it, and way we go.
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It's the advice line on screen calls from the knuckleheads
and the Mallard militia at.
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Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven
seven nine nine six sixty three six nine. Who needs
our advice? Who needs our wisdom?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Well, the Cans City chiefs Andy Reid was talking about
doing this whole tonsil dance thing, and the Chiefs right
now are in the tenth spot in the AFC the
top seven teams get in. The Chargers are currently six.
The Texans are number seven. The Chargers have beaten the
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Chiefs already once. The Texans have also beaten the Chiefs,
which means they don't have any tie breakers.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're in some trouble.
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So advice to Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, Travis Kelce and
the Kansas City Chiefs at eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. You're live on the air.
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When you hear my voice, let's go to the phones.
We'll start out with you on line number one. Hello,
Line one, your advice please to the.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
Chiefs come morning to speaking of skinny Aaron Andrews and
Marissa Thompson. Come on, Patrick, come.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
On, yeah, I need to eat some pies or something like.
Rick and Maryland call her too. You're on the air
line too.
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We're giving advice to Cans City Chiefs football.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
I'm THENKQ being as man.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, thank you for that. Yes, Line three, you're on
the air.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
We're giving advice to the Kansas City Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes,
Andy Reid, and Travis the dishes.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
You gotta protect your thumbs at all times.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
That's right, man. My thumbs are all sliced up here.
Pretty good.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
At least I get the free bandages, one of the
perks we have at Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Free bandages.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yes, as we cut ourselves a lot, Edward scissors hands line.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Let's go to line four.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
You're on the air line for advice to Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
And Andy Reid.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Don't want to answer.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, thank you. Line four you're on the airline four. Hello.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
I think it's pretty obvious Pete Carroll is a fan
of Penny versus a penny.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that's right. I want to thank Pete. Love the
back door cover. I don't know why these guys are complaining.
That's great coaching. You just bet on the wrong side.
Bad job by you dummies. Line I was gonna Line six.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
You're on the air.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
It's the instant advice line for Mahomes, Kelsey and Reid.
The chiefs are up against.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
It and it worth a kay of food. The chief tuble.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
On line one, you're on the airline one. We're giving
advice on screen calls. It's going very well here at
eight seven seven, six three six nine, Yes, you're on
the air.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Caller.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Kansas City needs to follow the lead of the ten
and two New England paper.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
There's my guy in Maine.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
He's back, baby, he's back ripping the Patsy's.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Let's go to you online too. You're on the airline too.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
Hello, right, savage, too many savage?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yes, a line for you're on the airline Force the
inside vice line as we give unsolicited advice to Patrick Mahomes,
Travis Kelcey and Ay Reid the chiefs up against it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Hello, you're on the air Calder.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
Bring back John the Pie Guy.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, yeah, I missed John de pie Gay.
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Whatever happened?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
We know what happened to John the pie Guy. I
don't happen John the Pipe nine.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
He disappeared, right, John a pie guy, he was around
for years. Hope he's all right. Line six, you're on
the airline six. We have big pie parties back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It was great. Hello, line six, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Never.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Well, he sounds like you've given a pup. Let's see,
uh go to you a line three. You're on the
air line three. Hello, Hi, I'm Betton Mallar and I
think Joe Burrow is the best quarterback ever.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
He's okay, thank you, Yes, that's right. Yes, I'm a
big Joe Burrow. But we'll do one more. Only one more.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
That's a bitter Bills fan right there. I will take credit.
If not, it's coop loop. Go ahead, Coop pick the phonicle.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Line five. You're on the airline five.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Go your line five. You gotta be quicker, Line five.
A little slow there, Bad job by you.
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