October 23, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about all the chatter of a potential trade of Matthew Stafford and Cooper Kupp, what Vikings fans should make of the Stafford rumors, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number three of the original Recipe podcast and
a lot of noise. It's undeniable lot of noise that
the Rams are open for business, that they are willing
to trade.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup. How does that sound to you?
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Also, the NFL initially did not release the ratings for
the streaming game.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Between the Chargers and the Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Talk about that and a whole lot more here it
is our number three. Well, it turns out you can
trade it all day, you can trade it all night.
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Well, gum.
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In the be getting of another hour of the Ben
Malor Show, we are in.
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So big story here for us.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Fernando Velenzuela dying.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Fernando part of baseball lore from a different generation of
the nineteen eighties. He died at the age of sixty
three after he've been sick for the last couple of months.
But they didn't release a lot of details that will
come out in the next couple of days. But rest
in peace, Fernando and our lead this hour, though, is
from the NFL, and we have a mantra that we
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talk about the big stories of the day, right except
no substitution, no exceptions. We talk about the big stories
whatever that happens to be. Now, one of the stories
here happens to be about the Rams. The Rams play
the Vikings in the Thursday night game. I can imagine
al Michaels is very excited. He only has to drive
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from Brentwood down the four h five to Inglewood to
call the game, although knowing how he'll probably stay at
a Beverly Hills hotel and charge.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It to Amazon.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But the Rams and Vikings play on Thursday night, so okay,
that's not a very exciting game. It's a mismatch, even
though the line is rather small, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
A slight favorite in LA.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It sounds like the flag is up and.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The Rams are getting ready to wheel a deal.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
If you've not heard multiple reports saying that the Rams
are open to trading not only Cooper Cupp, the wide receiver,
but also Matthew Stafford in the lead up to the
November fifth trade deadline. Now so, some of the noise
has connected Minnesota as being the most likely destination for
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Matthew Stafford. With multiple teams including Pittsburgh and Kansas City
trying to get their hands on Cooper Cup. The Rams
are said to want a second round lottery ticket in
exchange for Cooper Cup. So let us discuss all kinds
of chatter, all kinds of chatter about the Rams dealing
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Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
How does it all sound to you?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So I've got Hogwarts, powerbroker, and devil, and we will
combine all of these things together and we're going to
make the Baba gadooge.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now, nuber, it sounds like the Rams are feeling their mortality,
that they realize this is not a playoff worthy defense.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And they're looking and they're like, all right, we are
at the mercy on offense of players that have become
regulars in bubble Wrap.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Cooper Cup wonderful player.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
When he plays, very delicate, he's made out of glass.
And Matthew Stafford while he plays, he's often dinged up,
and it has not been a smooth road for Stafford. Now,
as a supporter of the Rams, you know it. I
ram it all day and I certainly ram it all night.
I would be okay with trading both of them. I
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don't believe they've made the decision yet. I think it
really depends. If they beat the Vikings, that would be
a big turning point game. They'd still have a chance,
and so I think all of this will go away
for the most part, and then if they lose following that,
then it'll be right back. But as someone that falls
the Rams, I'm okay if they trade Stafford and Cooper Cup.
And here's why Hogwarts. Sean McVay is Dumbledore. He is
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the most powerful wizard in this particular movie. He's got
the hocus pocus, he's got that extra focus, and the
Rams already ever replaced Cup.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Puka Nakoula is a younger, cheaper version.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Of Cooper Cup and is as good, maybe not better,
but is as good at times as Cooper Cup.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Now, the big wild card.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Here is the fear of the unknown. If you get
rid of Matthew Stafford, who you gonna get? But McVeigh
has had the mightas touch. Now does that mean he
goes out and rehabs another quarterback or does he go
draft someone in twenty twenty five. Either way, as long
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as McVeigh is in the equation, and he's the denominator,
the common denominator of the rams man, it's kind of
like All State insurance. You're in good hands. Yeah, you're
in good McVeigh knows what he's doing. There's a re
in that every other coach in the NFL is from
the Sean McVay coaching tree, and we.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Saw it with Baker Mayfield. He coached him up. He
was only a ramp for a few weeks, but we
saw something there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He saw something there and it's continued, although not recently
in Tampa. But you can always get a guy like
Baker Mayfield. Now that scares me because if you look
at the quarterbacks who are likely going to be available
for the Rams.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you're looking for a rehab.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Quarterback, Daniel Jones and the quarterback from Carolina, Bryce.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Young, they both stink.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
However, Sean McVeigh Dumbledore, he's got the magic now Page two.
The other side of this, the rumors are all connecting
Minnesota to Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So how should Viking fans feel?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What should they make of Matthew Stafford and the possibility
of him going to the.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Vikings.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I would say the e I would say excitement.
That would be the word I would use. Sam Donald
is playing okay, let's not get carried away, and the
numbers aren't.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Terrible by his standards, they're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
However, there are certainly cracks in the game, and those
makeup wipes are starting to rub off some.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Of the early.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Success for Sam Donald. You're seeing more imperfections, and you
juxta pose that Sam Donald's got a pretty obvious soft underbelly.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That Minnesota they're gonna win a bunch of games. They
are in the regular season, the lost last week to
the Lines.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
However, in a playoff game, let's say it's wild card
weekend and the Vikings are playing on wild card weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Do you trust Sam Donald.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, Now Matthew Stafford I would trust. If I'm the Vikings,
I would want him. And if you put Matthew Safford,
I will guarantee you this. Right now, Matthew Stafford is
traded to Minnesota. The Vikings are winning the NFC. They
will be in the Super Bowl. Now they're not going
to beat the Chiefs because the Chiefs are better. But
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Matthew Stafford will have the Vikings in the Super Bowl.
They become clear favorites. To me, Stafford is a power broker.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Now you look at the Lions.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They don't have Aiden Hutchinson anymore, they haven't replaced him yet.
But as a power broker, okay, Matthew Stafford is a kingmaker.
He elevates his playmakers, guys that are slightly average.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He makes the stars. He turned stars into legends of
the game.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The biggest seasons by wideouts in NFL history have been
done almost universally with Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, the gold standard, Megatron,
Cooper Cup, the common denominator was Matthew Stafford. Stafford is
near the end of his career, and it doesn't matter.
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You've already got JJ McCarthy in the bullpen. So for
the rest of this year, if you trade who cares
a first round pick, it doesn't matter to the Rams.
For Stafford and you have him sling the football to
Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, you mix in. I know it
didn't look like it at times against the Lions last week,
but Brian Flora's defense, which I think is a top
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ten defense, and you're in really good shape.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You're in really really good shape if you're the Vikings.
Let me take off my purple outfit right now.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
All right, final point to the television ratings department. The
NFL did not did not initially release the ratings of
the streaming games or the streaming game. Rather that was
between the Chargers and the Cardinals. And this raised some eyebrows.
So what is that all about? And this is another
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one of those stories that is black and white. It's
open and shut. It tells you that very few people
were watching. It was an invitation only partay a sore
a in the desert.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And we have seen this script before.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
If the audience is ginormous, what does the NFL do.
The NFL gets out of boombox and they are over
the top, braggadocious about how great their product is and
how everyone loves the NFL and it's the.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Opium of the time.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
But when the audience isn't there, it's crickets chirping. You
get radio silence is what you get now Pro Football
Talk they reported that one point eight million people.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Watched less than two million.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Watched a Island game between the Cardinals and the Charges.
If you don't understand how that works, I think Benny
versus the Penny gets about that many people over the
course of the weekend. So that's not very good. If
you're an NFL broadcast, it ain't good. The NFL has
made a deal with the devil, the same deal that
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Baseball's made with their TV partners, short term gain for
long term pain. They are willing to devalue the product
by putting these games on different paywalls and upset the customer.
It is shortsighted. As we have talked about in previous
episodes of this show, it's all about avenues of profit.
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I get that it's a for profit business. However, you
end up driving a wedge between you and your fans
and the fan who continues to have to buy Nickel
and Dime.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
These streaming services. The term that often gets used to.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is the cannibalizing of the TV product, and you end
up creating pirates that fans end up going to those
websites that stream all the games for free on the
dark Web, and they just watch them there, so you're
not getting credit for the people watching.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The games anyway.
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It is the.
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and here it is Paul George by George, Paul George
praising Philadelphia coach Nick Nurse, saying that the Sixers have
a blank who travels with a team, and that is
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the malor riddle of the day.
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Does anyone know the answer? Let's see we go to
the Hoy poloy and see does anyone have the answer?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
We start out, we go page down page now. Of course,
as always, we lead all of sports radio in goof
Paul names. Who do we let me see here, we've
got a blue curtain. They have a blue curtain like
the Santa Anita track uses when they travel. That's random
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golf carts from Donkey Sausage. That's his answer. Who else
do we have a page down? An astrologer? An astrologer
I guessed by ferg Dog. That's his answer. We have
the Mummers parade from late night drug tester on page down,
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Chris in Kent, Washington writes, and he says a practologist
is the person that travels there. Alfie alien ol Pliner says,
a stylist that travels with the team who makes sure
that no player ever dresses like Tom Looney.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, but that isn't that's an ugly shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, And I'm like, hey, Tom, you know we're on
TV now, we're not on radio. You should probably wear
something that's kind of nice because it's TV. And he
wears like the most outrageous stuff. It's wild, uh inker terror.
We'll skip over that one. A little person from far out.
Dave Mason listener Mason and hunting the Beach says they
travel with Fernando Aleanzuelo's bobblehead doll.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's from Mason in Huntington Beach. Andy says they have
a nanny that travels with the team. They travel with
a PS five call of duty is on it as
they as they travel. Fat's in Philly travels with the
team from Econ Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Portable bidet from Kevin. That'd be nice to have a
bidet on the plane and all that. It'd be solid. JT.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The wingman says, an apple fritter pastry chef. That would
also be nice to have me. Yeah, what else? Do
we have a page down? An unlimited supply of mouthwash
that travels with the team. A clown now, that was
from Tammy in Vegas. Slim Tim over the clown. Ricardo says,
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coach has strippers on board with the team.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well, that would be nice.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
A lot of clown answers ship and the ques went
clown as well.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
All right, Eddie, do you have an answer the mallor
reddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Paul George, praising Philadelphia coach Nick Nurse, saying that the
Sixers have a BLANK who travels.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
With the team emotional support chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
All right? Is that? Is that accurate? Is that? No?
That is completely wrong the correct answer.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And according to Paul George, the Sixers have a DJ
who travels with the team.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I think I prefer the chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You would rather have that? Is this the most ridiculous thing?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
The Sixers have a personal DJ that goes on the
road and when they're practicing in Milwaukee or Indianapolis, the
DJ will be performing while the players are shooting foul shots.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Go DJ.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
How much does that job pay? I I think we
could do that, right, we could be old DJs.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
We could do that job.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You imagine that you get to travel around the United
States and your job.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Is the DJ of the Sixers. That's just being nice,
my god man.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And if I had said twenty years ago, there'll be
a team in the NBA that has a DJ that
travels with me, like, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You're crazy. It's never happened. But here we are. Here,
we are. How exciting is that? All Right? It is
the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
There's the big store here, the passing the death of
Fernando Valenzuela guys at the age of sixty three. Let's
go to the phones and we'll say hello to Jason
who is in spoke Canne Washington.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Hello, Jason, welcome, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Now you're full of energy. I can tell you're just
bubbling up ready to talk.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Here. This is going to be amazing.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I know you better believe it. So, first of all
Celtic Seahawks fans, but I want to try him in.
About Bromi and Lebron. I'm a father of two, divorced,
work a lot. I'm on the Pacific Coast. It's like
two here, but I set up to like twelve thirty,
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seen the floors for my kids. I would do anything
for my kids. And if I was Lebron, I would
do any thing for that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well he did.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Lebron rigged it so his kid got drafted by the Lakers,
and rigged it so his kid played in the game.
So Lebron has gone above and beyond the call of duty. Now, Michael,
Michael Jordan could have done that, but he didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Absolutely, he definitely could have because.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
His kids weren't good enough and Lebron.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
See the difference is Jordan's from the generation where you
had to earn it and Lebron's from the generation would
just give it to him.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
And so they just gave it to him. And that's
how Oh, yes different.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
My My father played tuba, I got a D one
football scholarship. I played rugby.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
My kids, whatever they want to do, they can do.
I fully support them. If I can do anything to
advance their lives, I'll do it. We grew up poor. Yeah,
as you know. What if I could further their lives
to nepotism, Oh, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well that's fine.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Wouldn't it benefit them to maybe earn something on.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Their own rather than what are you crazy? Eddie? What?
What's what? You? You're a loser? Eddy? How could you
say that?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
We live in the age the generation that wants everything
handed to them, right, come on, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (21:47):
Yeah? My counting for thirty five years, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
We have a we have a we have anytime we
have a problem in this country. This they cut checks
and hand out checks.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Thank you, Jason, I gotta go. You're annoying me. Let's
say hello to and see here who do we have.
Let's go to p D. Who's in Texas? Hello?
Speaker 11 (22:06):
P D.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Welcome.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm just hanging out doing a talk show in the
middle of the.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Night, that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
That girl voice two high pitched.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Would like her?
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Would you like her to? You want her to smoke
some cigarettes so she has more of a masculine voice.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
I can get pretty deep if you'd like. Ben, I'm
here to please the people.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Interesting quote right there. But now, p D, uh you
like your women to have masculine voices? Yes? I don't
like who to in sports? No women in sports?
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Is this a fake call? I feel I feel like
this is a fake voice.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, I think so. Say Baba bui or something.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Ohay, Why do you always hate jash bros?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Because they because they cheat? That's why? Thank you? All right,
go away. Let's say hello to Steven man.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
I hope that guy waited on hold for a long
time to get into that.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I should have made him wait longer. I didn't make
him wait long enough. A Steven Manhattan, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Stevie?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
I was the PS twelve arm Wrestling champ panel expanding audience.
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Let's go Yanks, baby.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Down, Joe the Yankee. How painful is going to be
to lose the World Series. That's the most agony you're
gonna have as a sports fan.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
The only way you go into the Yankee stadium is
if you're wearing the ground show glasses and listen.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
Fernando could handle the back too. Sometimes he'd pop a
home run every once in a while, getting to the
act offensively.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, that's back, that's back in the days when pitchers
actually hit, you know, not now whether it was yeah, yeah,
that was that.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
Game three was Rerighetti.
Speaker 11 (23:42):
The two rookies, Righetti and Venezuela hooked up in Game three. Uh,
the eighty one World Series I think should be struck
from the record books.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
But anyway, guys, because the Yankees did not win.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Yes, the Yankees did not win that World Series.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
If the Yankees, if the Yankees had one, you would
be like, we're good, solid.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
We're just it.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
We've just been in another World Series. We have twenty
eight now instead of twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
It's been fifteen years since they were in the wheelshow
so it's been a fair amount of time.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, Now.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
The seventy eight World Series, Davy Lopes hits two home
runs in Game one, and who died just before the
World Series was Junior Gilliam, the first Banks coach passed away,
and Lopes dedicated the series to Junior Gilliam.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Now, guys, the Yankee pitching after you get picked. Cole's
going to spank you, guys in game one.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Cole's a choke artists and big games, you can go
out there and puke all over the place. And he
lives in southern California, so I'll be staying probably his house.
He'll go out there and just vomit all over the
field and people will say, my god, this guy sucks
in big games. That's what they're going to say about
Gary Cole after Game one.
Speaker 12 (24:54):
I think you're going to see a different day Cole
and game and gave one.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
My man, you can think of that, but you're wrong, Steve.
He's gonna lose Game one. The Dodgers are winning Game one.
I've already seen the advanced script.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Well, I saw the TV guide. I saw Game seven
and the TV guide.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So the TV guide is there any more relevant reference
than TV guide in twenty twenty four? My god, how
I dare you? Steve?
Speaker 12 (25:18):
Yeah, how else am I going to make a reference
to the TV schedule as you.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Can say you look at the schedule on your phone
or yeah, yeah, what kind of TV do you have?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You have streaming or you have like an old school
cable type deal, No, we.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
Streamed out, No more cable TV. Take a right, Yeah, listen.
The three biggest ripoffs of my lifetime cable TV, car, insurance,
and divorce.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
How many times have you been divorced? Steve?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
I'm not going to comment on that more than once, though,
I am not going to comment on that.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go three plus. I'm gonna
go three plus.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Nah, there's no way. There's no way I go for
the hat trick of the triple crown.
Speaker 11 (26:01):
I know guys who've gone for the triple crown, and
I just think those guys are just looking for nannies
or stopping.
Speaker 12 (26:07):
There's no way, I say, after the first one shows.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Over with that one and done, that's it.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
You just yeah, unless he's a billionaires, I got you,
all right, I.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Gotta go, Steve.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
But the Yankees the losing, so don't be upset, right,
Steven Manhattan, representing the.
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Speaker 1 (26:33):
Right to the game, we go. We've endured too many
of this?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Is it too much or not enough?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Enough?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Already? All right, let's play the game. Man, who do
we have sor contestant for this week's edition? Or too
much or not enough? You can play along the home version.
We have iron lungs in New York. Hello, iron lungs.
There is the man's got actual iron in it lungs.
He's ready to go and you're driving around. Are you
(27:03):
at work right now, iron lungs? What are you up to?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
I'm about to go hat legs at the gym before work.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're such a stud. You're gonna go work out. You're bragging.
That's a humble brag.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I like it, all right. What time do you start work?
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Seven thirty?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, get a good workout in very good. Well,
let's hear. Let's hear what you can do on this game,
Iron lungs. All the answers are too much? Are not enough? Question?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
No?
Speaker 10 (27:27):
B W.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
This will be the tenth World Series matchup between the
Yankees and the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Is that too much or not enough? Iron lungs, I'm
gonna say that's too much? All right? That is wrong?
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
It'll be the twelve World Series matchup between the two
most iconic baseball franchises, the most common postseason.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Matchup of all time.
Speaker 12 (27:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Question two.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Josh Jacobs caught his first career receiving touchdown in the
game back on Sunday, on the two hundred and twentieth
reception of his career.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Uh? That's too much. I think it's like one fifty
six if I saw it right.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right, Well, you were wrong about the number, but
you're right about the answer.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It was actually his two hundred twelfth reception and his
first touchdown.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So you're one and one. You're still alive. Now here
we go, Question number three.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Before getting injured on Monday night, Bucks wide receiver Mike
Evans became the ninth player in NFL history to have
one hundred career touchdown catches.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
I'm gonna say that's too much.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And he said too much. Let's find out now, iron lungs,
that is not enough.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Evans became the eleventh player in NFL history with a
one hundred touchdown catching So you gotta get these last
two right. It has happened before, Iron Lungs, So lock in,
you gotta lock in. I need laser like focus.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
Here.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's not what I was hoping for, Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Lamar now has six career games with five touchdowns and
no interceptions.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 10 (29:29):
I'm gonna say that that's not enough. He's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, let's fine.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well you've lost the game. It is Lamar's fifth such game.
Only Tom Brady and Drew Brees have more, with eighties
but not The answer was was too much. Yeah, but
Iron Lungs, you didn't win. The bad news is you
didn't win. The good news is it's middle of the night,
hardly anyone's listening. And the other news is we'll give
(29:56):
you a nice parting give. We have a lifetime supply nothing,
so if you want nothing, calls up, we'll send you nothing,
and we'll give you a round trip to nowhere, so
you can go nowhere and we'll give you nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Okay, So I'm a winner and a loser the same
damn time. Damn right. But hey, you're gonna be at
the gym, You'll be getting in shape. You're gonna look
like a Donnas. So have a great day at.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
There. You go.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, there's our guy iron lungs not work out
for him, but good news. It gives more time to
our friend Lorena. Any advice.
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Lorena didn't even give you a chance to help him
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She was just like nope, yeah, she did.
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Hi Ben, Sorry Hi Ben?
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These are actual questions by actual listeners for Lorraine.
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But right now, Shane from Australia writes, and he says,
if you buy a house and your axe wants to
live there until she.
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Finds another place, do you letter now? Of course, what
do you think Lorraine is gonna say? Come on?
Speaker 8 (32:23):
I think that that's a horrible idea and squatters are
such a horrible problem. Right now, and where she moves
in her new guy, Huh, would.
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You have to be rules? You would have to have
rules that would not be allowed obviously not allowed that.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I don't know, sounds like a messy situation.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Well absolutely, But I guess if you want to be
nice and maybe if you want to be in her
good graces or just around her some most of the time,
more than you would otherwise, then yeah, you do you move?
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She's an ex though.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Cowboy Killer writes and says, if a guy buys a
woman a drink, is she obligated to talk to him?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
This is always a tough decision, the guy.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
You buy a woman to drink at the bar, and
then you know, you feel like a total moron if
she doesn't give you the.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Time of day.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Right, Well, there should never be obligation involved. It's more
of a gesture, like it's a kind gesture. You look thirsty.
I thought I'd get you this drink and then give
her no, you know, the chance to you know, wave
and say hi and thank you or not, or you know,
you can go up and approach her too. I got
this drink for you, but don't hand it to her
because a lot of people drug things lately, So make
(33:33):
sure it comes from the bartender so that she feels safe.
And yeah, if she doesn't seem interested, don't be a
creeper and don't linger that's weird.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
How about a second drink? How about a second Maybe
the second one will work. The first one didn't, but
the second keep trying.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Buy one for her friend too.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, no, definitely not the friend, the friends, the one
and that's the one that blocks you, the friends, the
one that blocks king Rory writes in says, is a
Halloween party a good place? So there's a lot of
Halloween parties this weekend. Is a Halloween party a good
place to pick up chicks? Says the King Rory.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Halloween parties can be very interesting places to meet people
because they're all on everyone's on a different level of intoxication.
You could have someone be completely sober, you could have
someone be completely schnockered. So depending on your you know,
you could meet someone who's really friendly and then meet
them on a regular day and it's they're just not
that interesting. Also, a lot of makeup is born those days,
(34:25):
so be cautious. They could seem real pretty and then
they turn out to be a butterface.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You don't want that.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I hate to tell you, Lorena, but that is always
a concern that men have. You do not know, depending
on the environment you're in, what you're getting.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Amount of magic women can work on their faces is
pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
There's a lot of deception, a lot of deception, and
I think all women should be fans of the Ahstros because.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Of that activity.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's my opinion, because well it's an illusion.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Ferg Dog writes in Dogs about forty years old. He says,
do you have any tips on how to ask a
girl to prom? Should I be romantic or funny?
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Well, if you're thinking about asking someone to go to prom,
you should probably be in jail.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
But I don't know how you.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
No idea if you are forty No, I'm kidding. If
I like the grand proposals for prom, like if you
can over the top, yeah, have a row of rose
petals leading from her classroom out to the main courtyard
where everyone can see.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
And about having somebody big gesture.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
How about having one of your friends just ask your
head this guy wants to take it from You could.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Do that, or you could show up on a horse
like a knight in shining armor.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, this is a spoiler alert. This is not a movie.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Oh but it could be.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Ben, That's the cool part about life. We don't think
big enough. We need to think bigger.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Are you sure about that? Yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Inka Terror writes in from New York. He says, have
you heard of the six six six dating rule and
what are your thoughts on it?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
The six six six dating rule? No, I have not
heard about that at all, and I'm quite curious.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
He does not expand on what that is.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Maybe you need to.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Date six women for six months six nights.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
According to the Internet, the six six six rule refers
to seeking a man who is at least six feet tall,
has six pack abs and figures.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
You're you're shooting real high, You're aiming real far.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's the woman that, unfortunately will be alone for a
long time.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
The future cat ladies of the world.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I hate to say it, but at some point you
have to. You have to bring back your expectations. Am
I wrong to say that?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Lorena?
Speaker 11 (36:52):
Know?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Your beggars can't be choosy.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Even if you found someone who's six ' six '
six one day, they might you know, get a kink
in their back and they might have to stand at
like five four and there's are going to turn into
beer guts, and you know their six figures are be
going to become a retirement pension.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
And are you still going to be happy?
Speaker 8 (37:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, JT. The wing man says, is it more romantic
to kiss her on the forehead or give her a
big hunk?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Oh, keep your distance.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
So no forehead or hold's not coming in for a kiss.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Don't try so, just.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Stay away, JT. Do not touch, do not look at,
do not wear a burka.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Put a b on.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I like that burka.
Here we go.
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It's our number three of the original Recipe podcast and
a lot of noise. It's undeniable lot of noise that
the Rams are open for business, that they are willing
to trade.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup. How does that sound to you?
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Also, the NFL initially did not release the ratings for
the streaming game.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Between the Chargers and the Cardinals.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Talk about that and a whole lot more here it
is our number three. Well, it turns out you can
trade it all day, you can trade it all night.
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Well, gum.
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So big story here for us.
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Fernando Velenzuela dying.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Fernando part of baseball lore from a different generation of
the nineteen eighties. He died at the age of sixty
three after he've been sick for the last couple of months.
But they didn't release a lot of details that will
come out in the next couple of days. But rest
in peace, Fernando and our lead this hour, though, is
from the NFL, and we have a mantra that we
(01:55):
talk about the big stories of the day, right except
no substitution, no exceptions. We talk about the big stories
whatever that happens to be. Now, one of the stories
here happens to be about the Rams. The Rams play
the Vikings in the Thursday night game. I can imagine
al Michaels is very excited. He only has to drive
(02:15):
from Brentwood down the four h five to Inglewood to
call the game, although knowing how he'll probably stay at
a Beverly Hills hotel and charge.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It to Amazon.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But the Rams and Vikings play on Thursday night, so okay,
that's not a very exciting game. It's a mismatch, even
though the line is rather small, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
A slight favorite in LA.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It sounds like the flag is up and.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The Rams are getting ready to wheel a deal.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
If you've not heard multiple reports saying that the Rams
are open to trading not only Cooper Cupp, the wide receiver,
but also Matthew Stafford in the lead up to the
November fifth trade deadline. Now so, some of the noise
has connected Minnesota as being the most likely destination for
(03:05):
Matthew Stafford. With multiple teams including Pittsburgh and Kansas City
trying to get their hands on Cooper Cup. The Rams
are said to want a second round lottery ticket in
exchange for Cooper Cup. So let us discuss all kinds
of chatter, all kinds of chatter about the Rams dealing
(03:26):
Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cup.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
How does it all sound to you?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So I've got Hogwarts, powerbroker, and devil, and we will
combine all of these things together and we're going to
make the Baba gadooge.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now, nuber, it sounds like the Rams are feeling their mortality,
that they realize this is not a playoff worthy defense.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And they're looking and they're like, all right, we are
at the mercy on offense of players that have become
regulars in bubble Wrap.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Cooper Cup wonderful player.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
When he plays, very delicate, he's made out of glass.
And Matthew Stafford while he plays, he's often dinged up,
and it has not been a smooth road for Stafford. Now,
as a supporter of the Rams, you know it. I
ram it all day and I certainly ram it all night.
I would be okay with trading both of them. I
(04:35):
don't believe they've made the decision yet. I think it
really depends. If they beat the Vikings, that would be
a big turning point game. They'd still have a chance,
and so I think all of this will go away
for the most part, and then if they lose following that,
then it'll be right back. But as someone that falls
the Rams, I'm okay if they trade Stafford and Cooper Cup.
And here's why Hogwarts. Sean McVay is Dumbledore. He is
(05:01):
the most powerful wizard in this particular movie. He's got
the hocus pocus, he's got that extra focus, and the
Rams already ever replaced Cup.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Puka Nakoula is a younger, cheaper version.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Of Cooper Cup and is as good, maybe not better,
but is as good at times as Cooper Cup.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Now, the big wild card.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Here is the fear of the unknown. If you get
rid of Matthew Stafford, who you gonna get? But McVeigh
has had the mightas touch. Now does that mean he
goes out and rehabs another quarterback or does he go
draft someone in twenty twenty five. Either way, as long
(05:46):
as McVeigh is in the equation, and he's the denominator,
the common denominator of the rams man, it's kind of
like All State insurance. You're in good hands. Yeah, you're
in good McVeigh knows what he's doing. There's a re
in that every other coach in the NFL is from
the Sean McVay coaching tree, and we.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Saw it with Baker Mayfield. He coached him up. He
was only a ramp for a few weeks, but we
saw something there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He saw something there and it's continued, although not recently
in Tampa. But you can always get a guy like
Baker Mayfield. Now that scares me because if you look
at the quarterbacks who are likely going to be available
for the Rams.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you're looking for a rehab.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Quarterback, Daniel Jones and the quarterback from Carolina, Bryce.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Young, they both stink.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
However, Sean McVeigh Dumbledore, he's got the magic now Page two.
The other side of this, the rumors are all connecting
Minnesota to Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So how should Viking fans feel?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What should they make of Matthew Stafford and the possibility
of him going to the.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Vikings.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I would say the e I would say excitement.
That would be the word I would use. Sam Donald
is playing okay, let's not get carried away, and the
numbers aren't.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Terrible by his standards, they're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
However, there are certainly cracks in the game, and those
makeup wipes are starting to rub off some.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Of the early.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Success for Sam Donald. You're seeing more imperfections, and you
juxta pose that Sam Donald's got a pretty obvious soft underbelly.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That Minnesota they're gonna win a bunch of games. They
are in the regular season, the lost last week to
the Lines.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
However, in a playoff game, let's say it's wild card
weekend and the Vikings are playing on wild card weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Do you trust Sam Donald.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, Now Matthew Stafford I would trust. If I'm the Vikings,
I would want him. And if you put Matthew Safford,
I will guarantee you this. Right now, Matthew Stafford is
traded to Minnesota. The Vikings are winning the NFC. They
will be in the Super Bowl. Now they're not going
to beat the Chiefs because the Chiefs are better. But
(08:14):
Matthew Stafford will have the Vikings in the Super Bowl.
They become clear favorites. To me, Stafford is a power broker.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Now you look at the Lions.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They don't have Aiden Hutchinson anymore, they haven't replaced him yet.
But as a power broker, okay, Matthew Stafford is a kingmaker.
He elevates his playmakers, guys that are slightly average.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He makes the stars. He turned stars into legends of
the game.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The biggest seasons by wideouts in NFL history have been
done almost universally with Matthew Stafford, Calvin Johnson, the gold standard, Megatron,
Cooper Cup, the common denominator was Matthew Stafford. Stafford is
near the end of his career, and it doesn't matter.
(09:03):
You've already got JJ McCarthy in the bullpen. So for
the rest of this year, if you trade who cares
a first round pick, it doesn't matter to the Rams.
For Stafford and you have him sling the football to
Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, you mix in. I know it
didn't look like it at times against the Lions last week,
but Brian Flora's defense, which I think is a top
(09:26):
ten defense, and you're in really good shape.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You're in really really good shape if you're the Vikings.
Let me take off my purple outfit right now.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
All right, final point to the television ratings department. The
NFL did not did not initially release the ratings of
the streaming games or the streaming game. Rather that was
between the Chargers and the Cardinals. And this raised some eyebrows.
So what is that all about? And this is another
(09:57):
one of those stories that is black and white. It's
open and shut. It tells you that very few people
were watching. It was an invitation only partay a sore
a in the desert.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And we have seen this script before.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
If the audience is ginormous, what does the NFL do.
The NFL gets out of boombox and they are over
the top, braggadocious about how great their product is and
how everyone loves the NFL and it's the.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Opium of the time.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
But when the audience isn't there, it's crickets chirping. You
get radio silence is what you get now Pro Football
Talk they reported that one point eight million people.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Watched less than two million.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Watched a Island game between the Cardinals and the Charges.
If you don't understand how that works, I think Benny
versus the Penny gets about that many people over the
course of the weekend. So that's not very good. If
you're an NFL broadcast, it ain't good. The NFL has
made a deal with the devil, the same deal that
(11:14):
Baseball's made with their TV partners, short term gain for
long term pain. They are willing to devalue the product
by putting these games on different paywalls and upset the customer.
It is shortsighted. As we have talked about in previous
episodes of this show, it's all about avenues of profit.
(11:37):
I get that it's a for profit business. However, you
end up driving a wedge between you and your fans
and the fan who continues to have to buy Nickel
and Dime.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
These streaming services. The term that often gets used to.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is the cannibalizing of the TV product, and you end
up creating pirates that fans end up going to those
websites that stream all the games for free on the
dark Web, and they just watch them there, so you're
not getting credit for the people watching.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The games anyway.
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Here is the malor riddle of the no cheating, no cheating.
A certain guy in the Bay Area that cheats all
the time. Here it is Paul George.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Paul George crazy Philadelphia pro bouncyball coach Nick Nurse recently
saying that the Sixers have a blank who travels with
the team. Again, Paul George, celebrating Nick Nurse, the coach
said that the Sixers have a blank who travels with
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And her segment coming up later this hour. Any theme
to the segment here that we need to know about
Lorena the.
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Queen of Hearts?
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Not any specific theme, I'd say, but you.
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Were just waiting for questions.
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Yes, you were just going to react, improv No, no nuggets.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You're just gonna throw out whatever whatever people want answered.
You're gonna answer the questions.
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I'm here for the people today, Ben.
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You're a woman of the people.
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So if you want to send a question into Loraina A.
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Well, I say documented. Does that? Does that work? Does
that sound official? Documented?
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Yeah?
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I could drop up a document.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, she's a documentary.
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She found a form on the internet, a documented love expert.
Be Queen of Hearts with Lorraina and use the hashtag
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That's normally that's not you.
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There've been a couple of other guys iver called. But
we'll have the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina coming up
later this hour. Here's the malor riddle of the day,
and here it is Paul George by George, Paul George
praising Philadelphia coach Nick Nurse, saying that the Sixers have
a blank who travels with a team, and that is
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the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Does anyone know the answer? Let's see we go to
the Hoy poloy and see does anyone have the answer?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
We start out, we go page down page now. Of course,
as always, we lead all of sports radio in goof
Paul names. Who do we let me see here, we've
got a blue curtain. They have a blue curtain like
the Santa Anita track uses when they travel. That's random
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golf carts from Donkey Sausage. That's his answer. Who else
do we have a page down? An astrologer? An astrologer
I guessed by ferg Dog. That's his answer. We have
the Mummers parade from late night drug tester on page down,
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Chris in Kent, Washington writes, and he says a practologist
is the person that travels there. Alfie alien ol Pliner says,
a stylist that travels with the team who makes sure
that no player ever dresses like Tom Looney.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, but that isn't that's an ugly shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, And I'm like, hey, Tom, you know we're on
TV now, we're not on radio. You should probably wear
something that's kind of nice because it's TV. And he
wears like the most outrageous stuff. It's wild, uh inker terror.
We'll skip over that one. A little person from far out.
Dave Mason listener Mason and hunting the Beach says they
travel with Fernando Aleanzuelo's bobblehead doll.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That's from Mason in Huntington Beach. Andy says they have
a nanny that travels with the team. They travel with
a PS five call of duty is on it as
they as they travel. Fat's in Philly travels with the
team from Econ Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Portable bidet from Kevin. That'd be nice to have a
bidet on the plane and all that. It'd be solid. JT.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The wingman says, an apple fritter pastry chef. That would
also be nice to have me. Yeah, what else? Do
we have a page down? An unlimited supply of mouthwash
that travels with the team. A clown now, that was
from Tammy in Vegas. Slim Tim over the clown. Ricardo says,
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coach has strippers on board with the team.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Well, that would be nice.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
A lot of clown answers ship and the ques went
clown as well.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
All right, Eddie, do you have an answer the mallor
reddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Paul George, praising Philadelphia coach Nick Nurse, saying that the
Sixers have a BLANK who travels.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
With the team emotional support chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
All right? Is that? Is that accurate? Is that? No?
That is completely wrong the correct answer.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And according to Paul George, the Sixers have a DJ
who travels with the team.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I think I prefer the chinchilla.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You would rather have that? Is this the most ridiculous thing?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
The Sixers have a personal DJ that goes on the
road and when they're practicing in Milwaukee or Indianapolis, the
DJ will be performing while the players are shooting foul shots.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Go DJ.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
How much does that job pay? I I think we
could do that, right, we could be old DJs.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
We could do that job.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You imagine that you get to travel around the United
States and your job.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Is the DJ of the Sixers. That's just being nice,
my god man.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And if I had said twenty years ago, there'll be
a team in the NBA that has a DJ that
travels with me, like, oh.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You're crazy. It's never happened. But here we are. Here,
we are. How exciting is that? All Right? It is
the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
There's the big store here, the passing the death of
Fernando Valenzuela guys at the age of sixty three. Let's
go to the phones and we'll say hello to Jason
who is in spoke Canne Washington.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Hello, Jason, welcome, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Now you're full of energy. I can tell you're just
bubbling up ready to talk.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Here. This is going to be amazing.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I know you better believe it. So, first of all
Celtic Seahawks fans, but I want to try him in.
About Bromi and Lebron. I'm a father of two, divorced,
work a lot. I'm on the Pacific Coast. It's like
two here, but I set up to like twelve thirty,
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seen the floors for my kids. I would do anything
for my kids. And if I was Lebron, I would
do any thing for that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well he did.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Lebron rigged it so his kid got drafted by the Lakers,
and rigged it so his kid played in the game.
So Lebron has gone above and beyond the call of duty. Now, Michael,
Michael Jordan could have done that, but he didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Absolutely, he definitely could have because.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
His kids weren't good enough and Lebron.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
See the difference is Jordan's from the generation where you
had to earn it and Lebron's from the generation would
just give it to him.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
And so they just gave it to him. And that's
how Oh, yes different.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
My My father played tuba, I got a D one
football scholarship. I played rugby.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
My kids, whatever they want to do, they can do.
I fully support them. If I can do anything to
advance their lives, I'll do it. We grew up poor. Yeah,
as you know. What if I could further their lives
to nepotism, Oh, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well that's fine.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Wouldn't it benefit them to maybe earn something on.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Their own rather than what are you crazy? Eddie? What?
What's what? You? You're a loser? Eddy? How could you
say that?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
We live in the age the generation that wants everything
handed to them, right, come on, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 10 (21:47):
Yeah? My counting for thirty five years, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
We have a we have a we have anytime we
have a problem in this country. This they cut checks
and hand out checks.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Thank you, Jason, I gotta go. You're annoying me. Let's
say hello to and see here who do we have.
Let's go to p D. Who's in Texas? Hello?
Speaker 11 (22:06):
P D.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Welcome.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm just hanging out doing a talk show in the
middle of the.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Night, that's all I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
That girl voice two high pitched.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Would like her?
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Would you like her to? You want her to smoke
some cigarettes so she has more of a masculine voice.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
I can get pretty deep if you'd like. Ben, I'm
here to please the people.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Interesting quote right there. But now, p D, uh you
like your women to have masculine voices? Yes? I don't
like who to in sports? No women in sports?
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Is this a fake call? I feel I feel like
this is a fake voice.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, I think so. Say Baba bui or something.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
Ohay, Why do you always hate jash bros?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Because they because they cheat? That's why? Thank you? All right,
go away. Let's say hello to Steven man.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
I hope that guy waited on hold for a long
time to get into that.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I should have made him wait longer. I didn't make
him wait long enough. A Steven Manhattan, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Stevie?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
I was the PS twelve arm Wrestling champ panel expanding audience.
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Let's go Yanks, baby.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Down, Joe the Yankee. How painful is going to be
to lose the World Series. That's the most agony you're
gonna have as a sports fan.
Speaker 12 (23:23):
The only way you go into the Yankee stadium is
if you're wearing the ground show glasses and listen.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
Fernando could handle the back too. Sometimes he'd pop a
home run every once in a while, getting to the
act offensively.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, that's back, that's back in the days when pitchers
actually hit, you know, not now whether it was yeah, yeah,
that was that.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
Game three was Rerighetti.
Speaker 11 (23:42):
The two rookies, Righetti and Venezuela hooked up in Game three. Uh,
the eighty one World Series I think should be struck
from the record books.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
But anyway, guys, because the Yankees did not win.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Yes, the Yankees did not win that World Series.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
If the Yankees, if the Yankees had one, you would
be like, we're good, solid.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
We're just it.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
We've just been in another World Series. We have twenty
eight now instead of twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
It's been fifteen years since they were in the wheelshow
so it's been a fair amount of time.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, Now.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
The seventy eight World Series, Davy Lopes hits two home
runs in Game one, and who died just before the
World Series was Junior Gilliam, the first Banks coach passed away,
and Lopes dedicated the series to Junior Gilliam.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
Now, guys, the Yankee pitching after you get picked. Cole's
going to spank you, guys in game one.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Cole's a choke artists and big games, you can go
out there and puke all over the place. And he
lives in southern California, so I'll be staying probably his house.
He'll go out there and just vomit all over the
field and people will say, my god, this guy sucks
in big games. That's what they're going to say about
Gary Cole after Game one.
Speaker 12 (24:54):
I think you're going to see a different day Cole
and game and gave one.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
My man, you can think of that, but you're wrong, Steve.
He's gonna lose Game one. The Dodgers are winning Game one.
I've already seen the advanced script.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Well, I saw the TV guide. I saw Game seven
and the TV guide.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
So the TV guide is there any more relevant reference
than TV guide in twenty twenty four? My god, how
I dare you? Steve?
Speaker 12 (25:18):
Yeah, how else am I going to make a reference
to the TV schedule as you.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Can say you look at the schedule on your phone
or yeah, yeah, what kind of TV do you have?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You have streaming or you have like an old school
cable type deal, No, we.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
Streamed out, No more cable TV. Take a right, Yeah, listen.
The three biggest ripoffs of my lifetime cable TV, car, insurance,
and divorce.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
How many times have you been divorced? Steve?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
I'm not going to comment on that more than once, though,
I am not going to comment on that.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go three plus. I'm gonna
go three plus.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Nah, there's no way. There's no way I go for
the hat trick of the triple crown.
Speaker 11 (26:01):
I know guys who've gone for the triple crown, and
I just think those guys are just looking for nannies
or stopping.
Speaker 12 (26:07):
There's no way, I say, after the first one shows.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Over with that one and done, that's it.
Speaker 12 (26:14):
You just yeah, unless he's a billionaires, I got you,
all right, I.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Gotta go, Steve.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
But the Yankees the losing, so don't be upset, right,
Steven Manhattan, representing the.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yank be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
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Speaker 1 (26:33):
Right to the game, we go. We've endured too many
of this?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Is it too much or not enough?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Enough?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Already? All right, let's play the game. Man, who do
we have sor contestant for this week's edition? Or too
much or not enough? You can play along the home version.
We have iron lungs in New York. Hello, iron lungs.
There is the man's got actual iron in it lungs.
He's ready to go and you're driving around. Are you
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at work right now, iron lungs? What are you up to?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
I'm about to go hat legs at the gym before work.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're such a stud. You're gonna go work out. You're bragging.
That's a humble brag.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I like it, all right. What time do you start work?
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Seven thirty?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, get a good workout in very good. Well,
let's hear. Let's hear what you can do on this game,
Iron lungs. All the answers are too much? Are not enough? Question?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
No?
Speaker 10 (27:27):
B W.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
This will be the tenth World Series matchup between the
Yankees and the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Is that too much or not enough? Iron lungs, I'm
gonna say that's too much? All right? That is wrong?
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
It'll be the twelve World Series matchup between the two
most iconic baseball franchises, the most common postseason.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Matchup of all time.
Speaker 12 (27:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Question two.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Josh Jacobs caught his first career receiving touchdown in the
game back on Sunday, on the two hundred and twentieth
reception of his career.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Uh? That's too much. I think it's like one fifty
six if I saw it right.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right, Well, you were wrong about the number, but
you're right about the answer.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It was actually his two hundred twelfth reception and his
first touchdown.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So you're one and one. You're still alive. Now here
we go, Question number three.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Before getting injured on Monday night, Bucks wide receiver Mike
Evans became the ninth player in NFL history to have
one hundred career touchdown catches.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
I'm gonna say that's too much.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And he said too much. Let's find out now, iron lungs,
that is not enough.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Evans became the eleventh player in NFL history with a
one hundred touchdown catching So you gotta get these last
two right. It has happened before, Iron Lungs, So lock in,
you gotta lock in. I need laser like focus.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
Here.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
That's not what I was hoping for, Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Lamar now has six career games with five touchdowns and
no interceptions.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 10 (29:29):
I'm gonna say that that's not enough. He's pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, let's fine.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well you've lost the game. It is Lamar's fifth such game.
Only Tom Brady and Drew Brees have more, with eighties
but not The answer was was too much. Yeah, but
Iron Lungs, you didn't win. The bad news is you
didn't win. The good news is it's middle of the night,
hardly anyone's listening. And the other news is we'll give
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you a nice parting give. We have a lifetime supply nothing,
so if you want nothing, calls up, we'll send you nothing,
and we'll give you a round trip to nowhere, so
you can go nowhere and we'll give you nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Okay, So I'm a winner and a loser the same
damn time. Damn right. But hey, you're gonna be at
the gym, You'll be getting in shape. You're gonna look
like a Donnas. So have a great day at.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
There. You go.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, there's our guy iron lungs not work out
for him, but good news. It gives more time to
our friend Lorena. Any advice.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Lorena didn't even give you a chance to help him
out there.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
She was just like nope, yeah, she did.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Not want me to feed him the correct answer because
she's worried about her time, and that will be coming
up here.
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We are moments away the Queen of Hearts with Lorena.
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Oh yeah you heard the man is town for some
love Here on the Ben Malor Show. I'm your host, Lorena,
but this is your main host, Ben.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Hi Ben, Sorry Hi Ben?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, you gotta have more masks, gonna I'm gonna get
it real low this segment, the fans of the Cheating
a Holes want you to have a more ask villain voice.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
These are actual questions by actual listeners for Lorraine.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
And we'll take some calls as well. Coop will give
me the updated phone board.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
But right now, Shane from Australia writes, and he says,
if you buy a house and your axe wants to
live there until she.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Finds another place, do you letter now? Of course, what
do you think Lorraine is gonna say? Come on?
Speaker 8 (32:23):
I think that that's a horrible idea and squatters are
such a horrible problem. Right now, and where she moves
in her new guy, Huh, would.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You have to be rules? You would have to have
rules that would not be allowed obviously not allowed that.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I don't know, sounds like a messy situation.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Well absolutely, But I guess if you want to be
nice and maybe if you want to be in her
good graces or just around her some most of the time,
more than you would otherwise, then yeah, you do you move?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
She's an ex though.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Cowboy Killer writes and says, if a guy buys a
woman a drink, is she obligated to talk to him?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
This is always a tough decision, the guy.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
You buy a woman to drink at the bar, and
then you know, you feel like a total moron if
she doesn't give you the.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Time of day.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Right, Well, there should never be obligation involved. It's more
of a gesture, like it's a kind gesture. You look thirsty.
I thought I'd get you this drink and then give
her no, you know, the chance to you know, wave
and say hi and thank you or not, or you know,
you can go up and approach her too. I got
this drink for you, but don't hand it to her
because a lot of people drug things lately, So make
(33:33):
sure it comes from the bartender so that she feels safe.
And yeah, if she doesn't seem interested, don't be a
creeper and don't linger that's weird.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
How about a second drink? How about a second Maybe
the second one will work. The first one didn't, but
the second keep trying.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Buy one for her friend too.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, no, definitely not the friend, the friends, the one
and that's the one that blocks you, the friends, the
one that blocks king Rory writes in says, is a
Halloween party a good place? So there's a lot of
Halloween parties this weekend. Is a Halloween party a good
place to pick up chicks? Says the King Rory.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Halloween parties can be very interesting places to meet people
because they're all on everyone's on a different level of intoxication.
You could have someone be completely sober, you could have
someone be completely schnockered. So depending on your you know,
you could meet someone who's really friendly and then meet
them on a regular day and it's they're just not
that interesting. Also, a lot of makeup is born those days,
(34:25):
so be cautious. They could seem real pretty and then
they turn out to be a butterface.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You don't want that.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
I hate to tell you, Lorena, but that is always
a concern that men have. You do not know, depending
on the environment you're in, what you're getting.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Amount of magic women can work on their faces is
pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
There's a lot of deception, a lot of deception, and
I think all women should be fans of the Ahstros because.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Of that activity.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's my opinion, because well it's an illusion.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Ferg Dog writes in Dogs about forty years old. He says,
do you have any tips on how to ask a
girl to prom? Should I be romantic or funny?
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Well, if you're thinking about asking someone to go to prom,
you should probably be in jail.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
But I don't know how you.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
No idea if you are forty No, I'm kidding. If
I like the grand proposals for prom, like if you
can over the top, yeah, have a row of rose
petals leading from her classroom out to the main courtyard
where everyone can see.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
And about having somebody big gesture.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
How about having one of your friends just ask your
head this guy wants to take it from You could.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Do that, or you could show up on a horse
like a knight in shining armor.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, this is a spoiler alert. This is not a movie.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Oh but it could be.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Ben, That's the cool part about life. We don't think
big enough. We need to think bigger.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Are you sure about that? Yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Inka Terror writes in from New York. He says, have
you heard of the six six six dating rule and
what are your thoughts on it?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
The six six six dating rule? No, I have not
heard about that at all, and I'm quite curious.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
He does not expand on what that is.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Maybe you need to.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Date six women for six months six nights.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
According to the Internet, the six six six rule refers
to seeking a man who is at least six feet tall,
has six pack abs and figures.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
You're you're shooting real high, You're aiming real far.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
That's the woman that, unfortunately will be alone for a
long time.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
The future cat ladies of the world.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I hate to say it, but at some point you
have to. You have to bring back your expectations. Am
I wrong to say that?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Lorena?
Speaker 11 (36:52):
Know?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Your beggars can't be choosy.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Even if you found someone who's six ' six '
six one day, they might you know, get a kink
in their back and they might have to stand at
like five four and there's are going to turn into
beer guts, and you know their six figures are be
going to become a retirement pension.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
And are you still going to be happy?
Speaker 8 (37:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, JT. The wing man says, is it more romantic
to kiss her on the forehead or give her a
big hunk?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Oh, keep your distance.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
So no forehead or hold's not coming in for a kiss.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Don't try so, just.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Stay away, JT. Do not touch, do not look at,
do not wear a burka.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Put a b on.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I like that burka.
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