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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, shaka laca.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's ourper three, our three, and it's an international hour.
Why is Roger Goodell pushing so hard for more NFL
global expansion? Yet again the commissioner talking about taking over
the world and where should the next wave of games
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be held Europe, Asia, South America or a mystery region
of the world. Also, what impact will the NFL's participation
have on the global perception of flag football that's going
to happen in twenty twenty eight in Los Angeles? And
will Olympic flag football elevate the sport or is it
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just going to overshadow all the non NFL athletes that
are at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Cowboys head coach Brian Schottenheimer said, George Pickens is quote maturing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We'll go there and much more, including are you have
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But we begin with a decision which is garanteed to
happen from the NFL. They have a global initiative, Global initiative.
Now the NFL continues to expand bigger and bigger and bigger,
to the moon, to the moon, right, So they they're
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trying to get outside of the United States.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They want to reach the rest of the world. There's
a whole big.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
World out there, and they want to get out there
and they want to get their clause in the rest
of the world. They really not just spread football via barnstorming.
They want money, money, money, So Roger Goodell and the
International Agenda every year they add more games, more, more, more.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
More and more.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So Roger Goodell has no plans of stopping anytime soon.
And if you have not heard the latest comments by
Roger Goodell, p aps not the Commissioner Roger the Dodger.
Roger Goodell said that he wants to eventually play sixteen
games outside of the United States, sixteen of them. Now,
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Goodell spoke to CNBC. I always get my football news
from CNBC, and I've actually I've been to their hub.
You know, we taped Benny Versus the Penny right across
the hall from CNBC.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
There the little studio there, they're La Bureau. Anyway, we
have the audio.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Here's Roger Goodell on CNBC talking about his plans to
take over the world.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Take a listen.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I think the potential for us to grow is there.
It's the greatest opportunity for growth. I mean, we already
have two hundred plus million fans here in the States,
so we're not giving up on the States and continuing
to expand here. But the international is just it's an
open market force. We're introducing the game for sharing our game,
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and the fans are reacting to it in an extraordinary way.
So we're excited about our potential. Yes, I do see
sixteen regular season games. I think that will happen sometime
in the very near future.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He also said within five years probably. He said, all right,
so this season there will be thirteen teams that are
going to play a total of seven international games. There's
three games that we played in jolly old England. You've
also got Brazil, You've got Germany, Ireland and.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Spain will each host one game. So if you do
the math on that three in England and then you've got.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Brazil, you've got Germany, Ireland. Yeah, that's maler math, but
it works out to seven. So the Minnesota Vikings will
be the first team to play two two games outside
the United States back to back in belly to belly.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
They're going to go from playing.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The picts Burg Steelers in Dublin and then they'll track
to London to play the Cleveland Browns. That's like in
US travel, It's like going from Minneapolis to Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's not that big a trip. So let us discuss
the question.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Here's the question, why is Roger Goodell pushing so hard
when there's there's always been a lot of blowback to
these international games And if you're like, what are you doing?
So the question is why is Roger Gedell continuing to
push for more and more global expansions. So I have Animaniacs,
the amazing Cresken and seawater.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, you know what, that was a fumble Rooskie. We're
gonna put all those things together and have a fumble Rooskie.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
So first of all, now the bell is working. Now
it's working. Okay, gremlins. The gremlins got in there. They
did the cockroach, right. The cockroach got in there anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So my first thought on this at the NFL feels
and Goodell referenced this in the SoundBite that we've played
like they feel like they've taken the orange and they've
squeezed all the juice out of the Orange. They've squeezed
all that juice right out of it, right, and and
they got every nickel and dime they can get out
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of you, and they're trying to get more. Right, They're
going to all these streaming games, and I want nickel
and dimeyon that. And you know, you should not be
a pirate and do illegal streaming. But if you pay
for the games, you're gonna have to pay more more
and more and more and more and more more. And
so they are the NFL at this point, they're the bully, right,
They're obviously the bully of American sports. The greatest example
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of that is the NBA for years their season really
started on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
And then the NFL years ago, there's this guy named.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Mark Cuban like this, you know, Woke Weasley Rich I
used to own the Dallas Mavericks but sold out, and
so Cubans, ah Ye, the NFL is gonna get fat
and they're gonna get out of you know, blow up,
and they're not gonna be good anymore. And so the
NFL owners are like, Okay, let's screw him over in
the NBA and we'll just take over the Christmas Day.
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And they have like the NBA is irrelevant. The only
time it matters is the playoffs. And part of that
is the NFL is like, all right, we'll take over
Christmas now, so we'll just play games on Christmas, even
if we have to play on Wednesday or Tuesday, doesn't
matter what play.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And so Roger Goodell and his underlings they're at the
league office.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Have been driven.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Obviously financially, they're not trying to spread the great game
of football. They're trying to spread open your wallets, is
what they're trying to do. And we have maintained this take.
This is a classic take, as this issue comes up
at least twice a year every year. So the commissioner
a fan of the animiacs, and Pinky and the Brain, right,
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the famous Pinky in the Brain and Pinky famously saying, well.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
G brain, G Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Right? And then the brain comes in that's Roger Goodell,
and Goodell says the same thing we do every night,
try to check over the world.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And that's the NFL.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
In this case, it's market is a barnstorming tour to
spread the gospel of football. Go around there and preach
to the unconverted about the game of football.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Global NFL. Why not?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Now, as I understand it, these games have been novelty
acts around the world that it's not like there's die
hard fans. It's essentially a freak show for a lot
of people. And there are ex pats that live in
different countries that go to these games. And I know
a couple of years back, we're broadcast on the American
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Forces Network, and so we have people that are on
military bases around the world that listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And I remember a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
We did this conversation and some people called up and said,
we we go to the games in London, but it's
they bust us in. It's like it's like, hey, you
come see you know us football here, They'll bust you in.
And it's like a cool thing and all that stuff,
and you get to go hang out and watch the game.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
And but it's it's like for.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
The people that are there, it's a lot of them
are it's a novelty. And then there are some football fans.
I think Terry in England is one now, but that's
about it. Maybe two other people and that's about all.
That's about all. So as far as where should the
next wave of games go, there's like, well Goodell wants
sixteen games, and so do they go have more games
in Europe? Do they go Asia? Do they go South America? Now,
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if I'm betting, and I am a betting man, I
would go.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Asia. I go like Japan. There's a lot of money
in Japan.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
The NFL would love to do China and get some
of that, you know, get in, get their their tentacles
into China and play games there if they can can
can work with the commune. This Chinese government to get
some games there. They would be all about that.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Secondly, speaking of the global game, if you missed the
news out, the NFL and the players have come to agreement.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The players voted.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
On this and they will be part of the Olympic Games.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well kind of. It's not American football.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's what we used to play back in the old days,
like on Thanksgiving, like a flag football type thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That hold you.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But they're gonna allow the NFL is gonna allow, with conditions,
players to participate in the Olympic Games. The twenty twenty
eight Los Angeles Olympics. I saw Justin Jefferson. He went
viral his quote there.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He was so giddy.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
The Viking wide receiver. He said, to be honest, I'm
at a loss for words. Justin Jefferson said, to think
about the chance of playing in the Olympics and getting
a gold medal, it's a dream. Are think really going
to give out a gold medal for flag football? What
you win your gold medal for? Well, I won the
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track and field of it. I was the fastest man
in the world. What did you win your gold medal
for flag football?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's just so stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Anyway, all right, so what impact Let's get down to
brass tacks. What impact, said the guy in front of
the microphone. What impact will the NFL's participation in the
upcoming Olympics have and on the global perception of the NFL,
the global perception of flag football. How is this all
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going to play out? So, as you know, I am
a distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of Nostradinas, so
I can look into the future. And the NFL is
allowing players to participate because they are playing the speculation
and for the same reason that the NFL is looking
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to barnstorm around.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
The world and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And while the the NFL is the boss here, as
we've laid out, it's not the case. They're like they're
a locomotive in America, but in the rest of the
country they're not the caboose, but they're more like a
stock car.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
More like just a standard car in the middle of
the train. That's it. And then they're behind globally, they're
behind the.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Real football and also behind basketball, and in some parts
of the world baseball, believe it or not, that's one
of the issues with going to parts of Asia, baseball
is much more popular than American football. So what they're
doing here is obviously they're gonna use the Olympics as
a pedestal and they're going to channel the sweet spirit
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of the amazing Cresken and they're going to leave the
global population hypnotized and mesmerized by flag football, not real football,
not real football, flag football. That's going to be the
movie here. And this will fertilize the egg, if you will,
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in popularity for flag football, and boom times will arrive.
Now the wet dream of many NFL executives.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
The dream is.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That every NFL team will have a flag football team
that the owners will have. So the way this would work,
you'd have the worldwide NFFL, not the NFL, the NFFL
that is the National Flag Football League. The flag is
up and that's how that will work. And now will
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the Olympic of endeavor the flag football endeavor into the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Will this elevate the sport?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Or is this just going to overshadow all the other
non NFL athletes And the only acceptable answer is that, well, yes,
it will elevate all of the above. It will elevate
flag football, and it will also torpedo. The non popular sports,
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which is what the Olympics are about. The NFL's meat
and potatoes sports league and all these other sports in
the Olympics are for the most part, they're peas and carrots.
You don't really look forward to eating peas and carrots.
You look forward to eating steak and potatoes. You don't
look forward to the PE's and the carrots and all
that stuff. And that's what most of the Olympics are, right, That's.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Usually what it is. It's all about the story. And
everyone's got a story.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
They all came from nowhere and they overcame the odds
of life.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And you know, you don't hear a lot of stories.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh, this guy was born into a gazillionaire. His dad
was a gazillionaire, his mom was also a gazillionaire. He
grew up in a thirty bedroom mansion with fifty bathrooms
and traveled the world on a eight hundred billion dollars
Yet you don't hear any of that. He's always overcoming
the odds. Those are the stories and all that stuff.
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But you throw stars in that. There are conditions, like
each team will only be allowed one player. Each NFL
team will only be allowed one player. So if Justin
Jefferson's the player on the flag football team, then that's it.
No other vikings can participate in that. Now there's another
issue here. Wouldn't you want players that actually play that
particular sport flag football more than just like some name
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NFL player. Now, they're gonna be a bunch of big
names in there because they want to sell the hell
out of this. But if you were trying to actually
put the top product on the field, you would put
people who I guess there are some semi pro flag
football operations around.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
You would go that direction.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
All right, Now, final thought, we pivot away from the barnstorming,
the traveling around the Olympic flag football. We now go
to Dallas, where that Cowboys still suck, but they're a
new head coach for now. Brian Schottenheimer, I hope Pete
Rent not buys.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Brian Schottenheimer said recently that George Pickens, the former Steeler,
George Pickens, is quote maturing in Dallas, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
So on this one, I am agnostic. Okay, I am
agnostic on this.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
When now Shinneimer said he has been impressed with George
Pickens since the Cowboys acquired the white Out like a
couple of weeks ago. Man, how serious question? How can
one be impressed? The Cowboys haven't done anything and did
not George Pickens have a social media rant going off
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on a bunch of things on uh he claimed he
got hacked, but he's really impressed, really impressed, all right.
So I looked at the calendar app on my phone.
It says today is May twenty first. As we're doing
this in real time, and so the NFL season starts
in September, not in May, in September. So the seawater temperature,
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if you look at the seawater temperature for George Pickens
luke warm, mark my words. And I'm never wrong about this,
mark my words. The water starts boiling when the real
games start, right when the real games begin. And that's
the acid test. And what is Schottenheimer doing, mister positivity?
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Come on, You'll see one on field hissy fit after another.
You're gonna see low effort performances if he's not getting
the ball. And I know Brian Schottenheimer is trying to
be mister positive affirmation guy and all that stuff. You
might want to contact the Pope. I know the pope's
a bears fancy. If the Pope can help you out,
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maybe he can buy some rosary beads or something like
that online.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
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so Bill Belichick. According to the tabloids, Bill Belichick had
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Jordaan Hudson where blank when she attended Patriot training camp
his final season as coach in New England. Again, Bill
Belichick had his twenty four year old floozy girlfriend there
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where blank when she attended Patriot training camp his final
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And right now, back to it all, right, back to
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And as we are rolling through the overnight, got to
pay off the mallor riddle of the day. And here
it is Bill Belichick going to the tabloids. Bill Belichick
had his twenty four year old floozy where blank when
she attended Patriot training camp his final season as head
coach of the New England football team. That is the question.
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What is the answer? Ferg Dog said a girl scout
uniform go pro on her head as she wore her
birthday suit. Okay, that's Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota. Who
else do we have? Paige down? She was made to
wear a chastity belt from Milkman. Mike in Colorado Late
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Night drug tester said a T shirt that said I
massage better than the orchards of Asia day sball, all.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Paige Down justin says the same thing that I wear
most days of the week.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Mark from Queen's said a wonder woman outfit. That's what
Belichick had her where King Roy said, a grimace costume.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
A double sighted lightsaber helmet from far Out Dave, Paige
Down A lady say Burn says, Bill's boxers on her head.
Ben Maler chicken fingers according to Scrooge and see Alf
went with a chastity belt as well. Trucker Chose said
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a Burca head to toe outfit, head to toe outfit
the Burke.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Robert Kraft's kimono from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. A lot
of birthday suits, a lot of the same lines coming
in anything different here? Dj spin Patrick, our buddy in
Sunday I Go said, Belichick had her wear a New
York Giants starter jacket from nineteen eighty five. All right,
a latex cat suit from Donkey sausage, a paper bag
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from the Cape Cod paper Boy.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
What else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Bill made her wear a Tom Brady jersey from Tom
the Plumber. I can't read that to see page then,
Viva los Vicki says, we're seventy two days away from
the Hall of Fame. Game seventy two days. Matt Jack says,
a sponge is the answer. Pam Anderson bathing suit from
Mike the Leprechaun and Schip and the cues got this right,
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but he's obviously cheating. He's obviously cheating bat yet by
him right, Lorena, you're very good with fashion. You're a fashionista.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
I am.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Indeed, a lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You spend a lot of time on the cat walk
back in the day doing pirowets and whatnot, and before
you came here. So Bill Belichick had his twenty four
year old fluzy lady friend there were blank when she
attended Patriot Training Campus final season in New England.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well to make sure she behaved, ben I thought she
might be wearing a shot collar.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
A shot collar. Okay, that's a good answer. Not the
right answer, but it's a good answer. The correct answer
is red pants, red pants is the answer with a
shot caller that was not in the story. It's possible
that is true. Let's go to the phones. I do
need a contestant, maybe a line too. Coop wants to play,
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but I need a contestant for the game. I can't
play the game without a contestant too much or not enough.
Let's sallo to Poppy in San Diego. Hello Poppy, Hey
Ben Maller.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
You know, it's a great night over here. Like, you
know a lot of basketball, so I love that NBA
talk like like Carmelone, as you were saying in the monologue,
like is it a coincidence? And he said no, Look
I mad Adam Sober, I know, Adam Sober. I know. Like, look,
when you start thinking about it, the MVP in this
league is Shay Alexander from the thunder Right. And it's
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only obvious what Carmelone said if you think about it.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Hey, Poppy, Poppy, it's it's not Carl Malone.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I've never mentioned Karl Malone's name on this well.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Yeah, not Karmelone, but you know what, let's just call
him mister Malone.
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You don't know who, you don't know who the guy is.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, I know who's the guy. What's a guy's name?
But you're the basketball guy. What's the guy's name?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't look it doesn't matter. The name
is Malone.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
He was what's his first name? If you if you
ran into you wouldn't say mister Malone.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
What was his name? Yeah, but no, that's not his name.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
It's because I'm going to the point, Dan Mat. I
don't interrupt you when you're doing the hot takes. But
let me just get it done.
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All right, Let's say hello to helmet Man. Don't have
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Oh? Has the hemet man fallen?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
There is helmet Man has returned to save the day.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Time for the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Welcome on Dodger Talk.
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I heard you were on there. Somebody somebody was listening.
They sent me a message saying you were on here
yapping about the Dodge. You don't normally call Dodger Talk.
Why'd you call the Dodger Talk.
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I hadn't talked to Kim in a long term. I
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Home, Okay, I can text him if you want sleeping.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Oh yeah, I told you. Uh. You know, the last
time I talked to you, I said, uh, I go
back and forth sometimes, but I moved from that hotel.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And uh yeah, you said you're not an You said
you're not an Ingland. You've moved from Inglewood. You're not
in the hood in Inglewood anymore.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Well, I'm at my apartment. But when I want to,
you know, get away, I'll just go down there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
So you still go back down there? I got you,
all right?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
And is it true that you still take three hour showers?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
No, they took one and a half.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
The day, so you were in the shower for night.
Ninety minutes. You were in the shower.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Uh huh, I got I had some lemon peel soap
with anti bacteria you know that.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, very clean and don't most people recommend ninety minute showers.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Then after I used my soap, I used to uh
uh body, uh you know.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
You know sponge, look at you. Listen to our live
coverage of Helmet Man recapping his shower.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
This is the postgame show. Helmet Man had.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
A shower, He used soap, It was ninety minutes and
how hot was the shower?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Warm?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
And steam water? That's what I used to do. But
then in the lance are run the cold water.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Some people say that's good. You get that little cold thing,
that cold.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Plinged warm and hot, not hot hot.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But you know, all right, I got I gotta I
gotta game. I put you back on hold him, man,
I gotta get to the game though. Right now, hit
that button, Lorrain, and here we go. It's game show time.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Here we go, here we go, here we go, Here
we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go, here
we go, here we go or not enough enough already.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Welcome in Bo. In Glenda. We still have a guy
working named Bowl at works. I don't know if he
still does.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I never see him bow.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Again named Bo. This is Bo Hi bowl Bow the show.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Big big not not little ball, not medium sized bowl.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
This is big Bow. How big a guy are you?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Bo?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
I'm top fifty choken wet.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What do you say? I think he's had a buck
fifty fifty? Well yeah, man, that's massive. You're a heavyweight. Yeah,
mister Malone, Yeah, mister Malone.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
All right, Bow, very nice? And what do you do
there in Glendale, Arizona? Spring training home of a White
Sox and the Doyers. I'm retired.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Are you retired? All right? How's retired? Are you? Are
you enjoying retirement?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh? You better believe it?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Good? Good, nice?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay, Well good luck here bow big bo. Three questions, well,
actually five questions. You got to get free right to
win the game? Question number one. Logan Henderson of the
Brewers is only the fourth Major League baseball pitcher in
the modern ear to strike out seven or more batters
and earn the win in each of his first three
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career appearances.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Is that too much or not enough? That would be
too much? Let's find out? Is ball right? That is corrected?
Job by you? Just like that, you got one right?
Too much?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
He is the only pitcher in the modern era to
do that's Logan Henderson, lebrew Crewe. Question number two. There
have been seven players with plus minus above one hundred
during these NBA playoffs? Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Seven players?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Seven players with what plus minus of over one hundred?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Meaning while they're on the court, their team has outscored
the opposition by one hundred points or more.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh that's not enough, not enough? You said too much?
Too much? Okay, is it too much? Right again? Look
at you? Are you cheating? Don't cheat? Don't cheap? Hot
there too much? And there are five they are all on.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
The thunder ye s g A, Jalen Williams, Case and
Wallace and Caruso homegrown alid yep, you're doing good. One
more question right, you win the game. And here it
is question three. There are nine big boat nine qualified
batters hitting below the Mendoza line so far.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
This is you know what the Mendoza.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Line as well, straight above the equator.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yes, yeah, that's right. Uh yeah, sure, let's go with that.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nine qualified batters hitting below the Mendoza line so far
this season?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
That is that is too much?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Too much? All right? No, not enough?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Mendoza line is two hundred two hundred backs, which is
near the equator.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Question for it? All right, so you're not gonna run
the board?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Question for Mookie Bets now has one hundred and twenty
eight home runs as a Dodger.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
You sure about that? Yeah? One hundred percent? Can't change
your mind. Yeah, alright, let's find out. All right, how'd
that feel? Not enough?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
He has one hundred and forty homers with the Dodgers.
He had one hundred and thirty nine with the Red Sox.
Mookie is a better Major League Baseball player as a
Dodger than he was as a Red Sox. But you're
in a slump. Comes down to this Big Bowl. Here
we go question five. It's Game seven of the World Series.
It is the Super Bowl. It comes down to this.
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Carl Anthony Towns is the third player in the last
fifteen years to average more than nineteen points and eleven
rebounds over his first twelve playoff games for a franchise.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Is that too much or not enough? Not enough? Let's
find out. Is Big Bowl a winner or a loser?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You got a goal that deech You gotta go. You
gotta good job about you. Not enough.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
He is the fourth player to accomplish that, joining Jokic,
Embiid and Dwight Howard. Golden ticket means if you're new
to the show, you call in, you go right to the.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Front of the line. There you're not in the back
of the line. You go right to the front line.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Well, bo, enjoy your retirement, go golf and have fun.
Live your greatest life.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
All right, great, there's a big bow, big stud look
at that. Retired the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
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We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 3 (34:55):
Of it Boss with Little rain At ten nine, Cle
Heart's going to help.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
You gear RYE gear ride and N gear right and
N dear ry. You heard the man it's Tom for
love here on the Ben Malae Show. We've had some
really good questions lately. I want to make sure we
keep that momentum up.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
There's no such thing as momentum, Lorena. But you know
there's not not in not in sports, and not in
a radio bit. But I think this is a great
love question. We've never gotten this one before, and it's
from a woman. So yeah, it's here for the ladies women.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Eileen writes in, says Lorena, what is your favorite ride
at Disneyland?
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Oh gosh, that's a hard one, Eileen.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Hardest question you've ever been asked.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's not as easy as love. It's probably
Winny the Pooh.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
That's a terrible answer. Yeah, it's the og.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
It's the Pirates life for me. It's a Pirates life
for me.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Pirates is good.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Come on, I like the smell. The smells good, relaxing.
You can sleep in there exactly only a couple of drops.
It's classic. That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
All right, let's see King Roy writes in says, is
it wise to have a adult relationship with my wife?
Wal She is taking care of business each month, Lorraine,
I guess it's a thing that happens to.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Oh yeah, no, if you guys are down and chilling,
you know, it's it's your life. Do as you please, man,
whatever works for you, he says, keep it clean.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
He had some other suggestions there.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Ferd Dog says, do you know a better way to
get out of paying alimony besides faking my own death?
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Oh my gosh, Well, maybe don't get divorce. No, maybe
maybe don't get.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Married to begin with, I thought ferg Doug was married
to a stuffed animal. How can how do you have
to pay alimony through a stuffed animal?
Speaker 6 (37:08):
Yeah, a stuffy you know, sometimes you get yourself in
a really bad situation.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, here's a great question, Deacon from Houston.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You're listening to our live coverage, By the way, live coverage,
you can call in for this at eight seven seven
ninety nine and the Foxy Real Quick the live coverage
of the Queen of Hearts with Loreena.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Deacon writes, it is this.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
The guy from Houston says, how do I confess my
love of pantyhose to my partner and not freaker out?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Send her a whole box of pantyhose.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Does he wear them on his head or like, is
he like Oscar de la Hoya with the fishnet stocking pantyhose.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Maybe he just likes to rip them, you know, like
get all aggressive and tear the pantyhose off.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Very aggressive pantyhose. Where our pantyhose still popular? I feel
like that's a dated thing.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
I feel like that's a they are kind of dated.
I wear pantyhose. I know that sounds crazy, but like
it text your legs for one, okay for two. It
also makes it to where like if you do get
out of a car, you don't have a Lindsay lowhand moment.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Hello. Yeah, now I remember when I was a kid.
I feel like they're popular, but I don't. I don't
mean I'm not really out think there.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
I think they're just classier and then you don't see
all the marks and blemishes on your legs either if
you have bruises or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
More deception by women, Yeah, we'd love to deceive. Yes,
Shane in ne.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Mooin right since says I have talked to Kelly, that's
his lady friend who he met from the show The
Great Kelly Donut. Kelly I've talked to Kelly's dad, sister
in law, and step mom. Should I now wait for
family to reach out to me to meet and talk
to make the first contact with the rest of the family.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
All right, Yeah, I don't know. I'm not good with
meeting families in this situation. You guys have been together
for a while, so definitely meeting everyone is good, But
I don't know how much family time is necessary at
this point.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Mike the Leprechaun writes in Your Friends, besides separate beds
TVs because of hollow James story, what other precautions should
his girlfriend take before becoming more attached to him?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
You mean before she murders you?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Yeah, getting attached is really hard, especially if you guys
are spending a lot of quality time together and making
intimate connections as well. So make sure if you're not
wanting to have her be too attached, you're making sure
that you are communicating that to her.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Super Marguste says, is there something that used to annoy
you about one of your former partners that now you.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
No longer have have it in your life? You miss it?
Speaker 6 (39:42):
You know, I was thinking about one of my exes.
His laugh used to irritate me beyond belief, like absolutely
killed me. And I do not miss it at all,
to be honest with you, I was thinking about that
the other day.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I think he meant, oh, yeah, no, but I and
I'm glad I got rid of its. The opposite of
what he had. You answered, the opposite.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Sometimes if it bugs you, you just gotta let it go,
Ben Man, that's not what he asked.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
He didn't. Super Marios Stephen asked that