July 29, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about Jerry Jones saying Cowboys fans' "Pay Micah" chants were 'faint little sounds', the Bengals reportedly believing the Trey Hendrickson negotiations are "as far as we can go," Cite the Bite, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Philipbuster Philibuster, it's our numbber for our number four on
this Tuesday, July twenty ninth, and Jerry Jones added again
this guy feeding monologues daily. So, Jerry Jones says, Cowboy
fans with their pay Micah Chant were faint.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
There was a faint.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Little sound, he said, So, how does that compute with you? Also,
the Ben Gals reportedly believe the Trey Hendrickson negotiations are
as far as they can go.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Line in the sand, They're done. How many times have
we seen this movie before? With Cincinnati's football team and
the Texans head coach Demiko Ryans does not want reporters
to report. Seriously, he doesn't want reporters to report on injuries.
What is your reaction to that? Go there as well,
(00:54):
have a wonderful Tuesday, the final Tuesday here in July.
Here it is our number four. You may want to
adjust your hearing aid. Not you, but the person we're
gonna talk about. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
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is from the Nard Auxnard So cal That is where
the Dallas Cowboys have been grabbing fathered in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They are allowed to.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Hold the part of their training camp there in southern
California and Micah Parsons did he sign a contract?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The Soka continues. The drama rolls on.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So if you've not been following the latest on this,
So the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he liked the team
so much he bought it. Jerry Jones says that the
Cowboy fans with their pay Micah chance during training camp,
that they were a faint little sound, is what Jerry said.
(03:03):
Jerry says also that last year's chance for Ceedee Lamb
and his contracts still mate, that those chants were much louder,
much louder. So that is a pretty good jumping off point.
That's where we'll go that conversation. As Jerry Jones is
now pitting Ceedee Lamb and Micah Parsons side by side,
(03:24):
So let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones by saying
that the Dallas fans that were chanting pay Micah, that
those chants were a faint little sound compared to what
Ceedee Lamb got last year. So how does that compute
with you? So I've got the lighter VCR sales and
(03:47):
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just like the cheese kurds our friend Parito hooked us
up with now have you DIVI to the cheese curtse yet,
because you're supposed to divide those up you have not
done that yet. Well, you have one hour left to
divide the cheese curts.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
They have no you're eating them all.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's bad job, bad job by you, all right, So
our lead this hour, to lead off this part of
the monologue. So again Jerry Jones, he's ranting, said, Wow,
Michael Parson's chances we're kind of faint compared to last year.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
With Ceedee Lamb. So for Jerry, and we talk about.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Him more than anyone, why not we want ratings? So
Jerry Jones, it's like Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious. They
are those fans getting upset, magically delicious.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
We know he lives for this stuff, and I'd love
sitting on the sidelines with a big bucket of popcorn
and just watching it. It's kind of like my rant
I did on the Fifth Hour podcast about how people
do lists in radio or columnists or bloggers do lists
and people freak out. There's this human condition where people
have to react to lists. Firuse, I don't do list.
(04:59):
I do big, big, big board, big Ben's big board.
I don't do this, but on this one, Jerry Jones,
this is what he does. He loves to poke the bear.
Now you'd say, well, Jerry's the bear. Well, for Jerry,
it's the customers. He loves to do this. He wants
to rile up the fan base. That's what he wants, right.
I'm convinced that Jerry Jones gets a dopamine hit from
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the fans freaking out. He does it. He needs it.
He needs it in his life. He does you know,
he needs it. He needs this. Jerry Jones needs this.
And it's the minute they stop caring, the minute that
fans stop reacting, that is when the empire is in
trouble in cowboy Land. That's when Jerry's world suddenly has problems.
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Jerry's never been afraid.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Of the noise.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's not afraid of the noise at all. He wants
as much of the noise as he can get, and
he wants to stand there and stir the pot. Stir
that pot. Right, the drama turned up not to ten, No, No.
Two eleven, turn up the drama deliver. He's the guy.
We all know this guy. He's the guy at the barbecue.
(06:11):
Jerry's the guy at the barbecue who is standing in
front of a grill that has already lit and sprays
lighter fluid on the grill that has already lit.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We all know that guy. I'm not that guy. We
know that guy. You know that guy.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Maybe you're that guy, the guy the barbecue, The grills
already lit, it's all and yeah, squeeze a little bit
of lighter fluid there and boom, fireball. Look at that fireball.
And Jerry just sits there with this odd dazed look
on his face and watches it burn while chuckling an
evil Hollywood super villain like laugh chuckle. And he's holding
(06:48):
a drink, a cocktail likely vodka in his hand there,
And this is again testing the cowboy fan base, trying
to figure out just how far he can go and
tiptoe on the on the line there. How much leverage
does Michaeh Parsons really have? And oh those chants Micaeh
not that loud. They like CD LAMB more than you.
(07:09):
So in many ways, you're trying to pit in the
court of public opinion.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're trying to pit Michael Parsons versus.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
His teammate CD LAMB so CCD you're not that popular,
or Michael, you're not that popular.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
CD is the popular guy. That's it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And then you just kind of sit back and he's
waiting for the reaction. And of course, the worst thing
that can happen for the Cowboys anyone else is the
the A word apathy, capital a apathy.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
They don't want that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Apathy for Jerry Jones is like chugging bleach. That is it,
you know, that's it. Forget about now. If the fans
stop chanting and don't care, if they stop caring and
all that stuff, then the castle of Jerry's world comes
cumbling down, down, down, down, down, down down. And j
is certainly not afraid of a holdout. Michael Parsons isn't
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holding out. He's not afraid of a bad headline, certainly not,
or some gas bag on the radio ranting and raving.
The one thing that Jerry Jones is afraid of is irrelevance.
And you figure, you own the Cowboys, you're never gonna
really be irrelevant and all that. Now with micah As,
I continue to say, my position is this is locked
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in that it will come down to the eleventh hour
and it's gonna be dragged out and it'll be a
Jay Glazer report just before the first Cowboys game, and
he wants the full spectacle. It'll come down to that
final day and just before kickoff they agreed to a
deal and Michael Parson's gonna stay with the Cowboys, the
highest paid defensive player in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hight not furthermore, speaking of I want to be the
highest paid. We go to Cincinnati is where we go.
That is where edge rusher and disgruntled football player Trey
Hendrickson can be yours if the price is right. Now,
the Cincinnati football team, we are told, are anywhere between
six to ten million dollars in guaranteed money apart.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's it, that's all.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yet we are hearing that the Bengals reportedly believe the
Trey Henderson negotiation and.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
They are gone.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
They've gone as far as they can go, as far
as they can go, that's it. Lying in the sand.
Can't go past it, can't go past it. Flora's lava
can't hit the floor. Flora's lava. They're done. That's what
they're leaking to useful idiots in the media. So how
(09:45):
many times have we seen this movie before. I'm gonna
go a million, Alex, I'm gonna go a million times. Yes,
the Bengals believe if you follow the scuttle about the
Bengals believe that Trey Henderson's negotiation, that's it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They're done.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And yet they're on the edge supposedly of success. And
this is what the Bengals do. They're on the edge
of success, and they slam the brakes. Slam the brakes
as far as we can go. That's all. That's not
a negotiation. That is a shutdown situation that sounds like
a take it or leave it offer, like this is it.
(10:25):
We want you, but we don't want to pay you
what you're worth. I've heard that before over the years.
And so it's the Bengals, right. They act like they've
got no flexibility, no wiggle room, and that's all.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Meanwhile, every other contender out there for the most part
bending over backwards to keep the pass rushers, of course,
other than the Cowboys, but that'll get done right before
the start of the season. Now, the Bengals is like, ah, sorry,
this is our ceiling now, even Jerry Jones is not
saying that, Like Jerry Jones isn't saying well, we can't
(10:58):
afford to pay Michael Parsons. He's just dragging his took,
his crutzing oys, as my grandfather would say, waiting.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The Bangs are pretty much like, yeah, we really can't
do it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Do we need to hold a bake sale? Do we
need a basil? That it's called the cost of doing
business is what it's called for the Bengals there, that's
how that works in that league. And these guys continue
to act the Brown ownership group there in Cincinnati. It's
a family business, and they act like they're in the
nineteen eighties and they're negotiating the price of VCR VCR sales.
(11:34):
What kind of deal can we get on that? So
they're not far apart. If you're talking, let's just say
the middle, we'll meet in the middle. Eight million dollars
down the middle. That should be nothing considering how much
money these NFL teams make. But eight million dollars that's
out of the family atm machine, that is the Bengals.
They have to spread that money around all the Brown family.
(11:55):
So therefore, what can Brown do for you? That's another
exotic trip to or time on a yacht or private
jets and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The Bengals asking to meet in the middle is akin
to asking for the keys to Fort Knox, and good
luck on that. But if this really is as far
as they can go, then we know how this is going.
And then then Hendrickson will end up being traded. If
he raises a big enough hullabaloo, he will end up
(12:29):
being traded. And then it's classic Cincinnati because they'll say
they'll pretend like, well, we tried, we did everything we could.
We made the top offers out of our hands nickel
and dime operation, right, and that's it. Well, we paid
everyone else, but we couldn't pay Himage. We didn't pay
these other guys.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's the family tradition, a tradition unlike any other.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's it just continues to feel that one feels like
they're head into Splitsville, that that's a Splitsville situation. They're
too dug in at this point. And the Bengals have
genuinely not blinked. They have not blinked on these stories.
They low ball you, but they have a smile. It
sounds like they're working radio. They low ball you and
then they smile, all right, and they act shocked when
(13:10):
you don't get excited when they low ball you. All right, Now,
last thing to Houston we go and Houston we have
a problem, well kind of, So I bring this up.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
The Texans head coach, Demico Ryans is his name, Demiko
Ryans is his name.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
He does not want reports, if I read this right,
he does not want Demiko Ryan's reporters who cover the
Texans too. Let me check my notes here report on injuries.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
So what all right?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
What is your reaction?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yes, I'm not making that Demiko Ryans gave a lecture
to the Houston media to not report on injuries.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, okay, So this is.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
A guy that played linebacker in the NFL and supposedly
a respected voice to the team, loves Demiko Ryans, stand
up individual, all that, all those hokey cliches, and yet
the injury thing. All of a sudden, he's acting like
Kim Jong wund when it comes to report. So you're
hired by different outfits to cover the Texans plausibly, that
(14:17):
means report on everything going on, but the head coach
does not want you to report on injuries. This reminds
me of one of the all time great rants by
the Cincinnati Reds manager back in the day, Brian Price,
I think was the guy's name. He used seventy seven
f wards. It's on YouTube like seventy Look up Reds
manager f ward Like there's seventy something f wards because
(14:41):
a beat writer was reporting injuries and he just lost
his mind. But as far as Demiko Ryans' is considered,
like a Demiko you played in the NFL, you should
know it's football. We're not in North Korea. And this
is all because of injuries to Joe Milton, the running
back who looks like he's gonna be out for a while.
That's a state secret. You're not supposed to know that,
(15:02):
even though it was reported by the league run broadcast channel.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And so you can't do it now.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert on this one. So last I checked,
it is a collision sport. It's a high impact sport
to the NFL, and there are people that get injured
every single day, every single day, people blowing out their
ligaments and their ACL here and mcl there everywhere all that.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So what are they gonna do next?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Year, they're gonna have like underground silent practices there somewhere.
They're gonna find an underground bunker in the Houston area
and that's it and some kind of bomb shelter and
they'll run practice in there. Probably not, they might as
well just play a barnstorming. Every one of these NFL
(15:50):
teams is playing a barnstorming game somewhere.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They want to eventually have every team every.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Year play a game abroad, So why not have the
team from Houston play their away game, their foreign game
in pyeong Yang where no one is allowed to report
on injuries in peong Yang? All right, that'd be great.
So let's talk about the Prince of paranoia. Hello, you
(16:15):
know what are you doing? And so this is Bellichickian
like stonewalling like Belichick used to do. Of course, the
big difference, I think it's maybe it's just a slight
difference is Belichick had had some success and so he
could be a douche mcdouche because he had won and
he had cachet.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
And all that stuff. And you can do that when
you win.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
If you don't and you're really playing with you're playing
with a lot of explosives, a lot of hand grenades
if you're Demko Ryan, and they will get you.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Like the injuries are part of it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The fans want to know, gamblers need to know, people
who play fantasy sports need to know about this stuff.
And you certainly catch more flies with honey than vinegar
on this one.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
But I'm telling you start messing.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Around there, and people that are in the media, some
of them, maybe it's only one percent, will start They'll
start poking around more. They'll start digging around a little
bit more. And it's not like you don't have to
act like you're at the Pentagon. You know, you're hiding
some kind of medical reports of the Pentagon.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You know, It's like, come on, you're so paranoid. It's okay.
Everything will be okay. If you need your safe space,
that's all right. It is the Ben Mallor Show, and
there's a line open. We'll take some calls here eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. We've been here all night
ranting about, among other things, Bryce Harper getting into a
(17:42):
verbal brew haha with the Commissioner of Baseball over the
salary cap. That story came out also the Cleveland Guardians
are the number one team and all betting. They lead
baseball and betting. Unfortunately, it's the players on the roster
that have been betting. Hope they're winning a lot of
(18:03):
money over there, because it looks like their.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Careers are on hold.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Although they are getting hold, they're getting paid right now.
You apped about that, also, Luca, is he on ozempk
I lost some weight?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
There is it?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Ozempic Luca? And of course this hour ranting and raving
about the cowboys and whatnot. We'll take your calls eight seven,
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Bill says, a great thirty seven minutes of content. So far,
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there you go, U hit you just twelve minutes short.
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Brother, There you go.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So Bill says, we did thirty seven minutes of good
content and then twelve minutes. I guess the other minute.
I don't know what happened to the other minute. Maybe
that just disappeared, that didn't happen. Shanon de Moynes says,
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Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's according to Shane in des Moines. Well, let's see here.
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Fergduck says, if anyone still confused too one Mallard's amount
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Congratulations, got well, thank you for a dog. Yeah. The rule.
If you don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Ben, According to my calculations, I think Coop was the winner.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
No, According to the rule book.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
If you look at page seventy three of the rule book,
if the person keeping score does not give the score
before the end of the hour, then Ben Mahler has
declared the winner.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That is the rule of the show.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The default winner on all games is the all time champ,
the cy Young of the game show. I think that's
ever been a rule, that has absolutely been a rule.
It's right there. It's it's if you look at the
rule book, that's where it is.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
All right, Well, I do see here on page forty
seven of the rule book, I have it right here,
rule number forty two. It says that if a contestant
says the first name after the official clock has run out,
that it in fact does not count.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
If they start. This is a this is a loophole,
Coop added to the rule book. That's a yes, you said,
you said to finish saying the name you said. You said,
they just have to start saying the name. What I said?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
You said?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, I said the colonel win years ago when they
started the syllable.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
They didn't even say oh fake, They finished saying the
name before the buzzer sound finished.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, that is incorrect. That is absolutely incorrect. I'm getting
a headache. So no, you said it. That was your loophole.
You claim victory.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We wasn't. Good job, Jacob, Now you didn't win. That's
a lie. Way to go Jay and Cincinnati, Good job
by you. Jay.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's a winner, Baby, another win, the all time wins
king clearly Melissa rights, since she says, have you seen
Luca lately?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
He can't be in that game category, Melissa, don't believe
everything you see, all right? And ozempic's a hell of
a drug.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
And all that, And have you heard about ozempic breath?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
What is ocempic breath?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Like?
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Apparently people who take ozempic. It makes your stomach gut
really nasty, and so every air, like the air that
you breathe out, it smells like sewage.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
So they just have really bad breath all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So I'm glad I lost a lot of weight before ozempic.
People just said I had surgery when I lost weight. Now,
if you lose weights, are you on ozempic man?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Like Lizzo, Oh, lizz what about did you see this
big fat tub with the bucks? This four hundred I'm
hoping this guy makes it. This is not a good son.
We're talking about this four hundred and sixty four pound.
You talk about a big boy for the Buccaneers, Desmond Watson.
So he's in Tampa trying to make the bucks. He
(24:09):
wants to make the practice squad. Of course, the problem
is he can't practice. He's too big. He can't get
through the You have to pass a test to practice
that you're in physical. Yeah, that's a big boy. Watson
went viral. Remember we were talking about this case up
from Florida, Florida Gator and four hundred and sixty pounds.
(24:32):
Very athletic for four hundred and sixty pounds and so
at training camp they've been giving him a walk of shame.
The rookie defensive tackle has who he had a run.
I say that loosely. Ten laps around the field without
stopping in ninety five degree weather, and they're trying to
get him to lose weight. He cannot practice until he
(24:55):
loses enough weight. So he's on the non football injury.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
List right now. So good luck to to Watson. We'll
see if they keep him around.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
They couldn't they get him some os epic and have
him listen weight there and he can get him kneels
in no prescription only Ben, Really, I see ads everywhere
on the internet get this ripoff oz empicher. I'm sure
there's nothing wrong with that, I mean, ripof ose empic
What could possibly be wrong? May all right, let's go
to the phone, so I'd say hello to a man
that has given the world the gift of the mobile
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mal or billboard. What a beautiful look and logo that
is coming to the highways and byeways around you. Moving
man Matt is in the air everywhere. Hello, moving man Matt.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
What's going on? Big Ben?
Speaker 10 (25:42):
I feel a hole again now that I have the
proper branding reinstalled.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
And we're back on the highways. Byeways. Currently leaving Grand Rapids,
Michigan headed over to Detroit, hoping we don't get murdered.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's a good hope. We hope you don't get more.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
You know, it.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Depends what what part of Detroit you're in, right, are
you going to the suburbs or are you going to Detroit.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Proper Shilly Heights.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm not sure about it, you know, I think doesn't
Jason Smith that works here, he vacations in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
He's got family there.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
I don't know him that well.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, I don't really he actually I do. I know
him for years. Anyway, Mike, where you head.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I gotta give, I gotta give some love.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Though I was not alone in rebranding. I had some
help for my guys. Actually, my guys that loaded up
your your quarterback that when he came from Detroit. Uh,
gave me some help up on the ladders yesterday and
ninety eight degree heat putting all those Uh.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
And it wasn't the heat, man, it was the humidity.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's Tony bringing us to say the stupidity which is
caused by the heat of the human height.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Yeah, my guys with Soul Crew in Michigan.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Mondo and Mondo Junior helped me out put all those
detals on yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh nice, Well, they did a great job. It looks wonderful.
I'm excited to see it. The photos look great. I'm honored.
Thank you so much. I've told you before when you
did this years ago, and then you got it out
of what you were doing and did you did some
corporate stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
But I love it.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's more advertising than this company's every I've been here
twenty five years almost, I've never gotten that kind of promotion.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
So thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Oh you're very welcome.
Speaker 10 (27:23):
And as you know, I'm sure Ben will Ben. I'm
sure Coop will create some fugazy Benny controversy and give
someone an awards or something they did four years ago.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Cooper remember this when the Ben he's come around.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I mean, this guy literally is driving around the United
States with a billboard on his truck with the name
of the show on it.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Like you cannot do more for the show.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I feel like that's his own, his own award, his
own category there.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That should be.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That should be a category though, we should do a
category things to promote the show.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Of course, but we did. We did, yeah, you know
when it went on the first time. But then yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, the concern has always been with the lawyers that
we have some people that are on the spectrum that
are fans of the show and they might go a
little too far with promote the show, and we're worried
about that. But if you can do it in a
legal way to promote the show, like, we're all for it.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I don't control the voting, so you say, just like
Rob Manford doesn't strike.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Candidate was awarded to Betty for that year.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But we don't need to read not that moving man.
Matt is holding a grudge at all, not at all.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Was the ineligible candidate? I don't even remember this.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
The astrologer was ineligible that year. It was for her.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Award was given for the Are you trying to take
an award from a woman?
Speaker 6 (28:50):
I'm just saying it was.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, it's twenty twenty five. That's over now, it's okay.
We can rip on gime on twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
It's water under the bridge.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh yeah, or something like that. Yeah, where are you headed?
Where are you headed next? You're going to Detroit? Then
after Detroit where you.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Had I'm loaning for La.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Really, what are you gonna be in La? We have
a date on that?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
What are they going it's gonna be It'll be the
week of the eleventh. At some point.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
I got kind of got a crazy schedule with my reloaded.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I gotta deliver, right, I deliver so well, hopefully I'll
be here when you're here, So I hopefully our schedules
will align.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
There's a very good chance I'll have to do some
middle of the night maneuvering, which could easily bring me by.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, all right, well we'll figure I am gonna
take a little time before football season, so I'll we'll
have to be send me an email, we'll go.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Over some dates.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, thank you moving man. That's really cool. Seriously,
you know, no, uh, embellishment, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Has anyone gotten a Ben Mallord tattoo?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, there was Tony Bruno worked here.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
There was a guy, miss mister Maine or mister Maine
event he got a Tony Bruno idle.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I don't know. I'd be a little uncomfortable. I don't know.
That's a permanent situation, you know, tattoo.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Who do you think would be most likely of the
people to call the show to get a Ben Maler show.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Probably Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And then you think, oh, yeah, you know what, that's
actually not a battoos right, he does have some teto,
So people who.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Have a lot of tattoos, they don't really care what
they got.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Really.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, so I think he told me, like a lot
of dudes with I'm not a tattoo person, but he
was telling me the meaning of his tattoos, like they
each tattoo as a meaning.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
Well, this one would mean that he's obsessed with the
Ben Maller Show. If James could afford a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
James will get one of those prison tattoos. He'll do
his own tattoo. Let's go to Mike the Leprecaun, Speak
of the devil. He shall appear. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I'm back with my duck. I'm going to get a
tattoo of Lorena.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh you are is that right? Well there you go, Loraina?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
How many I'm sure you wouldn't be the first man
to get a tattoo of lorrain on your body, but yeah,
why not?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
By the way, I did a red eye fight and
we went to bed at seven. When we got back,
we were exhaustive from the beach. But on Sunday night
I am gone in a fight because my team won
the on Ireland in Cork Park on Sunday and the
other team. We're not happy at all, of course, And
after a couple of beers, one of them started to
kind of you know, being something. That's when your real
(31:20):
character comes out. He began calling me stuff like mister bean,
which is, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You do have some mister, you do have a little
bit of It.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Got worse when my children there and they were hitting
to the pool and the joozies. Anyway, then he tied, well.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
What's worse having some loser goof on? You are getting
arrested in front of your kids.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I don't know, no, you know what, Ben, I take
the high road. I take the high road. I would
just walk away from you know, people who are looking
for sity, looking for trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, you just ran away. You just ran away, and
you cuddled with your bottle of sun.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
You sun coming out flavoring.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Anybody messes with Mike the Leprechaun's you'll throw suntan lotion
on you.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yeah, okay, but it doesn't smell like a diaper like
Blencott is a whole.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Sake, Blind Scott, do you smell like a diaper? According
to Mike the Leprecaun. Is that true? Blind Scott?
Speaker 11 (32:22):
You could find me at blind Scott on Venmo if
you want to veno me money. But hey, this Mike
the Leprecaun guy, he hasn't met a bride that he
has never paid. He has a mail order bride.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, my god, that's a sir. Is that true,
Mike de leperg And he's saying you're paying for your brides?
Are you not doing that?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Mike? Yes, you are from brazim How much?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How much is a bride cost?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Oh? I have I have very fancy teeth, so I
won't say I don't want to make Blind Scott? Do
you know what? Right?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
How did you know that, Scott?
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Because I live on the streets and I know these
type of people in Boston. I know for fact you
paid for a mailboat of Brighton.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
All right, all right, well, Michael Leprecaun, this is amazing.
We're learning all about you. Michael Leprecaun I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I'm going to teach you something about Blank Scott. Now,
the town, the city I was in was hiatus, but
according to Blank Scott, he calls it a hyenas. Yeah,
all right, Yeah, he'd be very welcome on the streets there.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
He couldn't afford it. He couldn't afford this, all right?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Hold, I say. Third man is Mike in New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Mike, you want to add you have something you want
to add here, Mike in New Hampshire, quickly.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Mike, yes, yeah, Blind Scott, go play in.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Traffic, all right, Scott. He wants you to go play
in traffic.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Scott, dude to put to.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
His head where men put their asses, all.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Right, the toilet. I don't you know who knows? Mike.
He gave you some advice. Mike in New Hampshire. Gave
a little vice there.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
So give yourself a swirly.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Okay, thank you? So ice cream treat?
Speaker 12 (34:05):
You know?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
I love those?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, chocolate swirl like Vanila. I think that's I think
that's what I've got.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
A keg drinking Steve cans uh City, Hello, kay drinking.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Steve oh Man, man, you sound like you're completely wasted dude. Man,
what what?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Oh man?
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Too many chowderheads? God dang man, listen, those pictures of
Luca looks so good. Man, I bet it make out
with my girlfriend and and I could watch.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Man, you gotta get behind you.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, well you you have to. You'd have
to get You'd have to get a girlfriend for that
to happen.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
God, man, he is, he is a sexy dude. Man,
you got it. You gotta you gotta stop player hating
old Lucas.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Man, I think it's great. Losing weight is a wonderful thing,
you know. I think it's wonderful. And Thosempics a hell
of a drugs. Good for Luca.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
We're going to become one of those w NBA fans
who got kicked out Like the Whig stats, I will
never get.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I will never get kicked out of a w NBA game.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
I would I would have.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
To attend a WNBA India kicked out of a Oh.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
Man, I would have let that whig stature go to
the front row instead. It would have been easy to
be on the front row.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Season.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You can't mention.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The w NBA does not want you to mention that
the wig was ripped off.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You're not allowed to mention man.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
It doesn't matter. They've lost money forever. They're accountable to nobody.
They combed Angel Reason and Caitlin Adams.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
That's way too much w NBA.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Let's go to cowboy John Bradden, Windsor, Ontario, a fine
Canadian lad, but doesn't like poutine.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Okay. On the fifty first anniversary of the heart attack passing,
they at only age thirty of the great Mama's and
Papa's slinger Malama cass Elliott. Same date, Junely, twenty ninth,
nineteen seventy four of the Tigers became the first team
that had four homerews in the first inning. They beat
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the Cleveland Indians eight to two. See documentarian Ken Burns
and Patty Scalton, otherwise known as Missus Springsteen or seventy two.
Today they're twenty three days younger than I am. Happy
sixtieth birthday. Scott Barral and Will Wagner of the Toronto
(36:26):
Blue Jays is twenty seven today at the age of
his Hall of Fame relief pitcher father Billy the Kid.
Wagner was fifty four on the twenty fifth. Also toy
Lavelle Well beforemer brief Detroit Tiger and now Arizona Diamondbacks
(36:47):
manager is sixty and was sixty on the twenty fifth.
And see Bob Hope died July twenty six, two thousand
and three.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
About oh Man twenty two years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
That was a famous man when I was a kid,
Bob Hope quickly, I know.
Speaker 12 (37:02):
He guys it just as just discut as Tom Turrell's
awful when he died exactly a month before that June
twenty for twenty three, and uh, hopefully speak to people
for a little. I remember, you gotta be a boy
to be a cowboy.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
There he goes, cowboy John Red site the Bite, the
great sports radio mystery site to bite if you want
to be one of our contestants. And that, by the way, Douglas,
big news here, Loredo. You mentioned this on the air,
and Douglas says, I've contemplated a Malard militia tattoo for
a while. He says, I would love to be the
first to wrap the show with ink. That would be wild,
(37:42):
That would be pretty wild.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Ah man, all right, let us know, Doug, you had
lots of pictures if you do that, so we can
get some gorilla marketing and promote that.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
All right, we will press on.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
We are gonna have Site to Bite, the great sports
radio mystery will do it next.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
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the nation. Catch all all of our shows at foxsports
Radio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR
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Speaker 9 (38:07):
Miller and you.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
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get into it now.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
It's time now to site Site up Bite, where we
play random generic sound bites. You know, in a sports
and entertainment cliche. He's spoken by so called experts. You
trying to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
All the suer.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Here we go, sit to bite someone from sports the
last seven to ten days.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Could be a coach, a.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Player, prominent media figure, someone in the Sporting News.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Let's go to the audio tape. Here we go. Have
those windows? Have those window? Have those windows? Have those windows?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
All?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Who is it? Have those windows?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
If you know the answer? Eight seven, seven ninety nine
the fix, I'm gonna go callor five Lorena Color for
Ben bad answer? Coop Noboddy Oop says, no one will
get it right. Well, I think hollering James is gonna
win a golden ticket. He's in the leadoff spot, hollering James,
you are caller number one.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Number one.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
I think you're.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yes, Tony Oviva certainly in the Sporting News recently, James
tremendous job, great knowledge of sports. Let's go to Michael
in Nashville. Michael, you are my caller number two.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Michael, Yes, that's supposed.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
To ten foot Hollywood baseball player Jack Gilardi.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Is that Jack Gillardi? Wrow is not Jay, that's Gona.
Sounded like Jed who fled a little bit. If it
was like a sober jed who fled. This person wrote
an article for Sporting News explaining why he decided to
return to school for his senior year rather than enter
the NBA draft. Well, that's certainly limits it. Eight seven
seven ninety not play again.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You have those windows? Recognize who have those windows? Go
to caller three?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Cowboy John Brad Caller three, Cowboy John Brad windsor go ahead, cowboy.
Speaker 12 (40:39):
Okay, that's that TV cowboy Robert Fuller who started with
sixty Western flare Me and wagon train. Who's ninety two today?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
No? Thank you? All right, now it's caller Furler in it.
You said caller four is gonna get it.
Speaker 9 (40:55):
I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Let's go to Robert in Florida. Your caller number four?
Or Robert?
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Is that Rob Parker banging? Joy Taylor?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Has that? Rob?
Speaker 5 (41:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't think that's the end. So wrong, apparently wrong
on all levels. Let's see here, let's try.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I'll call it five. One more clue.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Earned NBA's most improved player in his third season. A
Tree is in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Who is it? Tree? Call of five?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Ben Simmons, No, Chris and Boston? Who is it Chris Quicky, No, CJ,
CJ mccollumn, CJ McCollum, c J McCollum, c J McCollum
in CJ McCollum.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Nobody wins.
Philipbuster Philibuster, it's our numbber for our number four on
this Tuesday, July twenty ninth, and Jerry Jones added again
this guy feeding monologues daily. So, Jerry Jones says, Cowboy
fans with their pay Micah Chant were faint.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
There was a faint.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Little sound, he said, So, how does that compute with you? Also,
the Ben Gals reportedly believe the Trey Hendrickson negotiations are
as far as they can go.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Line in the sand, They're done. How many times have
we seen this movie before? With Cincinnati's football team and
the Texans head coach Demiko Ryans does not want reporters
to report. Seriously, he doesn't want reporters to report on injuries.
What is your reaction to that? Go there as well,
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have a wonderful Tuesday, the final Tuesday here in July.
Here it is our number four. You may want to
adjust your hearing aid. Not you, but the person we're
gonna talk about. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
the Ben Malar Show.
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is from the Nard Auxnard So cal That is where
the Dallas Cowboys have been grabbing fathered in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They are allowed to.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Hold the part of their training camp there in southern
California and Micah Parsons did he sign a contract?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The Soka continues. The drama rolls on.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So if you've not been following the latest on this,
So the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he liked the team
so much he bought it. Jerry Jones says that the
Cowboy fans with their pay Micah chance during training camp,
that they were a faint little sound, is what Jerry said.
(03:03):
Jerry says also that last year's chance for Ceedee Lamb
and his contracts still mate, that those chants were much louder,
much louder. So that is a pretty good jumping off point.
That's where we'll go that conversation. As Jerry Jones is
now pitting Ceedee Lamb and Micah Parsons side by side,
(03:24):
So let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones by saying
that the Dallas fans that were chanting pay Micah, that
those chants were a faint little sound compared to what
Ceedee Lamb got last year. So how does that compute
with you? So I've got the lighter VCR sales and
(03:47):
Kim Jong Un and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make some cheese curds,
just like the cheese kurds our friend Parito hooked us
up with now have you DIVI to the cheese curtse yet,
because you're supposed to divide those up you have not
done that yet. Well, you have one hour left to
divide the cheese curts.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
They have no you're eating them all.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's bad job, bad job by you, all right, So
our lead this hour, to lead off this part of
the monologue. So again Jerry Jones, he's ranting, said, Wow,
Michael Parson's chances we're kind of faint compared to last year.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
With Ceedee Lamb. So for Jerry, and we talk about.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Him more than anyone, why not we want ratings? So
Jerry Jones, it's like Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious. They
are those fans getting upset, magically delicious.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
We know he lives for this stuff, and I'd love
sitting on the sidelines with a big bucket of popcorn
and just watching it. It's kind of like my rant
I did on the Fifth Hour podcast about how people
do lists in radio or columnists or bloggers do lists
and people freak out. There's this human condition where people
have to react to lists. Firuse, I don't do list.
(04:59):
I do big, big, big board, big Ben's big board.
I don't do this, but on this one, Jerry Jones,
this is what he does. He loves to poke the bear.
Now you'd say, well, Jerry's the bear. Well, for Jerry,
it's the customers. He loves to do this. He wants
to rile up the fan base. That's what he wants, right.
I'm convinced that Jerry Jones gets a dopamine hit from
(05:23):
the fans freaking out. He does it. He needs it.
He needs it in his life. He does you know,
he needs it. He needs this. Jerry Jones needs this.
And it's the minute they stop caring, the minute that
fans stop reacting, that is when the empire is in
trouble in cowboy Land. That's when Jerry's world suddenly has problems.
(05:48):
Jerry's never been afraid.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Of the noise.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's not afraid of the noise at all. He wants
as much of the noise as he can get, and
he wants to stand there and stir the pot. Stir
that pot. Right, the drama turned up not to ten, No, No.
Two eleven, turn up the drama deliver. He's the guy.
We all know this guy. He's the guy at the barbecue.
(06:11):
Jerry's the guy at the barbecue who is standing in
front of a grill that has already lit and sprays
lighter fluid on the grill that has already lit.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
We all know that guy. I'm not that guy. We
know that guy. You know that guy.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Maybe you're that guy, the guy the barbecue, The grills
already lit, it's all and yeah, squeeze a little bit
of lighter fluid there and boom, fireball. Look at that fireball.
And Jerry just sits there with this odd dazed look
on his face and watches it burn while chuckling an
evil Hollywood super villain like laugh chuckle. And he's holding
(06:48):
a drink, a cocktail likely vodka in his hand there,
And this is again testing the cowboy fan base, trying
to figure out just how far he can go and
tiptoe on the on the line there. How much leverage
does Michaeh Parsons really have? And oh those chants Micaeh
not that loud. They like CD LAMB more than you.
(07:09):
So in many ways, you're trying to pit in the
court of public opinion.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're trying to pit Michael Parsons versus.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
His teammate CD LAMB so CCD you're not that popular,
or Michael, you're not that popular.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
CD is the popular guy. That's it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And then you just kind of sit back and he's
waiting for the reaction. And of course, the worst thing
that can happen for the Cowboys anyone else is the
the A word apathy, capital a apathy.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
They don't want that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Apathy for Jerry Jones is like chugging bleach. That is it,
you know, that's it. Forget about now. If the fans
stop chanting and don't care, if they stop caring and
all that stuff, then the castle of Jerry's world comes
cumbling down, down, down, down, down, down down. And j
is certainly not afraid of a holdout. Michael Parsons isn't
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holding out. He's not afraid of a bad headline, certainly not,
or some gas bag on the radio ranting and raving.
The one thing that Jerry Jones is afraid of is irrelevance.
And you figure, you own the Cowboys, you're never gonna
really be irrelevant and all that. Now with micah As,
I continue to say, my position is this is locked
(08:27):
in that it will come down to the eleventh hour
and it's gonna be dragged out and it'll be a
Jay Glazer report just before the first Cowboys game, and
he wants the full spectacle. It'll come down to that
final day and just before kickoff they agreed to a
deal and Michael Parson's gonna stay with the Cowboys, the
highest paid defensive player in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Hight not furthermore, speaking of I want to be the
highest paid. We go to Cincinnati is where we go.
That is where edge rusher and disgruntled football player Trey
Hendrickson can be yours if the price is right. Now,
the Cincinnati football team, we are told, are anywhere between
six to ten million dollars in guaranteed money apart.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That's it, that's all.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yet we are hearing that the Bengals reportedly believe the
Trey Henderson negotiation and.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
They are gone.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
They've gone as far as they can go, as far
as they can go, that's it. Lying in the sand.
Can't go past it, can't go past it. Flora's lava
can't hit the floor. Flora's lava. They're done. That's what
they're leaking to useful idiots in the media. So how
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many times have we seen this movie before. I'm gonna
go a million, Alex, I'm gonna go a million times. Yes,
the Bengals believe if you follow the scuttle about the
Bengals believe that Trey Henderson's negotiation, that's it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They're done.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And yet they're on the edge supposedly of success. And
this is what the Bengals do. They're on the edge
of success, and they slam the brakes. Slam the brakes
as far as we can go. That's all. That's not
a negotiation. That is a shutdown situation that sounds like
a take it or leave it offer, like this is it.
(10:25):
We want you, but we don't want to pay you
what you're worth. I've heard that before over the years.
And so it's the Bengals, right. They act like they've
got no flexibility, no wiggle room, and that's all.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Meanwhile, every other contender out there for the most part
bending over backwards to keep the pass rushers, of course,
other than the Cowboys, but that'll get done right before
the start of the season. Now, the Bengals is like, ah, sorry,
this is our ceiling now, even Jerry Jones is not
saying that, Like Jerry Jones isn't saying well, we can't
(10:58):
afford to pay Michael Parsons. He's just dragging his took,
his crutzing oys, as my grandfather would say, waiting.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The Bangs are pretty much like, yeah, we really can't
do it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Do we need to hold a bake sale? Do we
need a basil? That it's called the cost of doing
business is what it's called for the Bengals there, that's
how that works in that league. And these guys continue
to act the Brown ownership group there in Cincinnati. It's
a family business, and they act like they're in the
nineteen eighties and they're negotiating the price of VCR VCR sales.
(11:34):
What kind of deal can we get on that? So
they're not far apart. If you're talking, let's just say
the middle, we'll meet in the middle. Eight million dollars
down the middle. That should be nothing considering how much
money these NFL teams make. But eight million dollars that's
out of the family atm machine, that is the Bengals.
They have to spread that money around all the Brown family.
(11:55):
So therefore, what can Brown do for you? That's another
exotic trip to or time on a yacht or private
jets and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The Bengals asking to meet in the middle is akin
to asking for the keys to Fort Knox, and good
luck on that. But if this really is as far
as they can go, then we know how this is going.
And then then Hendrickson will end up being traded. If
he raises a big enough hullabaloo, he will end up
(12:29):
being traded. And then it's classic Cincinnati because they'll say
they'll pretend like, well, we tried, we did everything we could.
We made the top offers out of our hands nickel
and dime operation, right, and that's it. Well, we paid
everyone else, but we couldn't pay Himage. We didn't pay
these other guys.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's the family tradition, a tradition unlike any other.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's it just continues to feel that one feels like
they're head into Splitsville, that that's a Splitsville situation. They're
too dug in at this point. And the Bengals have
genuinely not blinked. They have not blinked on these stories.
They low ball you, but they have a smile. It
sounds like they're working radio. They low ball you and
then they smile, all right, and they act shocked when
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you don't get excited when they low ball you. All right, Now,
last thing to Houston we go and Houston we have
a problem, well kind of, So I bring this up.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
The Texans head coach, Demico Ryans is his name, Demiko
Ryans is his name.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
He does not want reports, if I read this right,
he does not want Demiko Ryan's reporters who cover the
Texans too. Let me check my notes here report on injuries.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
So what all right?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
What is your reaction?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yes, I'm not making that Demiko Ryans gave a lecture
to the Houston media to not report on injuries.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, okay, So this is.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
A guy that played linebacker in the NFL and supposedly
a respected voice to the team, loves Demiko Ryans, stand
up individual, all that, all those hokey cliches, and yet
the injury thing. All of a sudden, he's acting like
Kim Jong wund when it comes to report. So you're
hired by different outfits to cover the Texans plausibly, that
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means report on everything going on, but the head coach
does not want you to report on injuries. This reminds
me of one of the all time great rants by
the Cincinnati Reds manager back in the day, Brian Price,
I think was the guy's name. He used seventy seven
f wards. It's on YouTube like seventy Look up Reds
manager f ward Like there's seventy something f wards because
(14:41):
a beat writer was reporting injuries and he just lost
his mind. But as far as Demiko Ryans' is considered,
like a Demiko you played in the NFL, you should
know it's football. We're not in North Korea. And this
is all because of injuries to Joe Milton, the running
back who looks like he's gonna be out for a while.
That's a state secret. You're not supposed to know that,
(15:02):
even though it was reported by the league run broadcast channel.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And so you can't do it now.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert on this one. So last I checked,
it is a collision sport. It's a high impact sport
to the NFL, and there are people that get injured
every single day, every single day, people blowing out their
ligaments and their ACL here and mcl there everywhere all that.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
So what are they gonna do next?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Year, they're gonna have like underground silent practices there somewhere.
They're gonna find an underground bunker in the Houston area
and that's it and some kind of bomb shelter and
they'll run practice in there. Probably not, they might as
well just play a barnstorming. Every one of these NFL
(15:50):
teams is playing a barnstorming game somewhere.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They want to eventually have every team every.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Year play a game abroad, So why not have the
team from Houston play their away game, their foreign game
in pyeong Yang where no one is allowed to report
on injuries in peong Yang? All right, that'd be great.
So let's talk about the Prince of paranoia. Hello, you
(16:15):
know what are you doing? And so this is Bellichickian
like stonewalling like Belichick used to do. Of course, the
big difference, I think it's maybe it's just a slight
difference is Belichick had had some success and so he
could be a douche mcdouche because he had won and
he had cachet.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
And all that stuff. And you can do that when
you win.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
If you don't and you're really playing with you're playing
with a lot of explosives, a lot of hand grenades
if you're Demko Ryan, and they will get you.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Like the injuries are part of it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
The fans want to know, gamblers need to know, people
who play fantasy sports need to know about this stuff.
And you certainly catch more flies with honey than vinegar
on this one.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
But I'm telling you start messing.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Around there, and people that are in the media, some
of them, maybe it's only one percent, will start They'll
start poking around more. They'll start digging around a little
bit more. And it's not like you don't have to
act like you're at the Pentagon. You know, you're hiding
some kind of medical reports of the Pentagon.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You know, It's like, come on, you're so paranoid. It's okay.
Everything will be okay. If you need your safe space,
that's all right. It is the Ben Mallor Show, and
there's a line open. We'll take some calls here eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. We've been here all night
ranting about, among other things, Bryce Harper getting into a
(17:42):
verbal brew haha with the Commissioner of Baseball over the
salary cap. That story came out also the Cleveland Guardians
are the number one team and all betting. They lead
baseball and betting. Unfortunately, it's the players on the roster
that have been betting. Hope they're winning a lot of
(18:03):
money over there, because it looks like their.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Careers are on hold.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Although they are getting hold, they're getting paid right now.
You apped about that, also, Luca, is he on ozempk
I lost some weight?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
There is it?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Ozempic Luca? And of course this hour ranting and raving
about the cowboys and whatnot. We'll take your calls eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. Also on X at Ben
Malor if you'd like to be part that's at Ben Malor.
So straight ahead, Sir Charles is not happy.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
What is he upset about? We'll get to that and
we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day
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never have enough time to get to everything we want
to get.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
To, and that's why we have a brand new podcast
called over promised. You see, we're having so much fun
in our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly,
because this guy is over promising things we never have
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Speaker 7 (19:11):
Well you know what it's called over promise. You should
be good at it because you've been over promising women
for years.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
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(19:37):
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Speaker 1 (19:51):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show.
Up all night, every single light on the Red Eye flight.
You're preparing for landing in about thirty five minutes or so,
give or take. In the meantime, you give me part
of the live show, and later this hour we'll have
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site to bite, the great sports.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Radio mystery site. The bite that'll be coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox is the number
eight seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine.
Also on X at Ben mallor that's at Ben Mahlor.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Your comments can and we'll be used against you.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
You can say hello to Lorena FSR Tech Queen and
poop at up Bronco fan. But please take that very seriously.
There's nothing more important than social media. Unless that's not
the case. All right, we will press on and now
back to it. All right, let's see Bill, who's your
Bill says, a great thirty seven minutes of content. So far,
(20:58):
there you go, U hit you just twelve minutes short.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Brother, There you go.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So Bill says, we did thirty seven minutes of good
content and then twelve minutes. I guess the other minute.
I don't know what happened to the other minute. Maybe
that just disappeared, that didn't happen. Shanon de Moynes says,
A plus plus on the Mountain of Money, A plus
plus plus on the Mallard monologues.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's according to Shane in des Moines. Well, let's see here.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Fergduck says, if anyone still confused too one Mallard's amount
of money at the end of the last hour, I
can assure you it was Ben.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Congratulations, got well, thank you for a dog. Yeah. The rule.
If you don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Ben, According to my calculations, I think Coop was the winner.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
No, According to the rule book.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
If you look at page seventy three of the rule book,
if the person keeping score does not give the score
before the end of the hour, then Ben Mahler has
declared the winner.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That is the rule of the show.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The default winner on all games is the all time champ,
the cy Young of the game show. I think that's
ever been a rule, that has absolutely been a rule.
It's right there. It's it's if you look at the
rule book, that's where it is.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
All right, Well, I do see here on page forty
seven of the rule book, I have it right here,
rule number forty two. It says that if a contestant
says the first name after the official clock has run out,
that it in fact does not count.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
If they start. This is a this is a loophole,
Coop added to the rule book. That's a yes, you said,
you said to finish saying the name you said. You said,
they just have to start saying the name. What I said?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
You said?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, I said the colonel win years ago when they
started the syllable.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
They didn't even say oh fake, They finished saying the
name before the buzzer sound finished.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, that is incorrect. That is absolutely incorrect. I'm getting
a headache. So no, you said it. That was your loophole.
You claim victory.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
We wasn't. Good job, Jacob, Now you didn't win. That's
a lie. Way to go Jay and Cincinnati, Good job
by you. Jay.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
That's a winner, Baby, another win, the all time wins
king clearly Melissa rights, since she says, have you seen
Luca lately?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
He can't be in that game category, Melissa, don't believe
everything you see, all right? And ozempic's a hell of
a drug.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
And all that, And have you heard about ozempic breath?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
What is ocempic breath?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Like?
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Apparently people who take ozempic. It makes your stomach gut
really nasty, and so every air, like the air that
you breathe out, it smells like sewage.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
So they just have really bad breath all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So I'm glad I lost a lot of weight before ozempic.
People just said I had surgery when I lost weight. Now,
if you lose weights, are you on ozempic man?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Like Lizzo, Oh, lizz what about did you see this
big fat tub with the bucks? This four hundred I'm
hoping this guy makes it. This is not a good son.
We're talking about this four hundred and sixty four pound.
You talk about a big boy for the Buccaneers, Desmond Watson.
So he's in Tampa trying to make the bucks. He
(24:09):
wants to make the practice squad. Of course, the problem
is he can't practice. He's too big. He can't get
through the You have to pass a test to practice
that you're in physical. Yeah, that's a big boy. Watson
went viral. Remember we were talking about this case up
from Florida, Florida Gator and four hundred and sixty pounds.
(24:32):
Very athletic for four hundred and sixty pounds and so
at training camp they've been giving him a walk of shame.
The rookie defensive tackle has who he had a run.
I say that loosely. Ten laps around the field without
stopping in ninety five degree weather, and they're trying to
get him to lose weight. He cannot practice until he
(24:55):
loses enough weight. So he's on the non football injury.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
List right now. So good luck to to Watson. We'll
see if they keep him around.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
They couldn't they get him some os epic and have
him listen weight there and he can get him kneels
in no prescription only Ben, Really, I see ads everywhere
on the internet get this ripoff oz empicher. I'm sure
there's nothing wrong with that, I mean, ripof ose empic
What could possibly be wrong? May all right, let's go
to the phone, so I'd say hello to a man
that has given the world the gift of the mobile
(25:29):
mal or billboard. What a beautiful look and logo that
is coming to the highways and byeways around you. Moving
man Matt is in the air everywhere. Hello, moving man Matt.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
What's going on? Big Ben?
Speaker 10 (25:42):
I feel a hole again now that I have the
proper branding reinstalled.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
And we're back on the highways. Byeways. Currently leaving Grand Rapids,
Michigan headed over to Detroit, hoping we don't get murdered.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's a good hope. We hope you don't get more.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
You know, it.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Depends what what part of Detroit you're in, right, are
you going to the suburbs or are you going to Detroit.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Proper Shilly Heights.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm not sure about it, you know, I think doesn't
Jason Smith that works here, he vacations in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
He's got family there.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
I don't know him that well.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, I don't really he actually I do. I know
him for years. Anyway, Mike, where you head.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
I gotta give, I gotta give some love.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Though I was not alone in rebranding. I had some
help for my guys. Actually, my guys that loaded up
your your quarterback that when he came from Detroit. Uh,
gave me some help up on the ladders yesterday and
ninety eight degree heat putting all those Uh.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
And it wasn't the heat, man, it was the humidity.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's Tony bringing us to say the stupidity which is
caused by the heat of the human height.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Yeah, my guys with Soul Crew in Michigan.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Mondo and Mondo Junior helped me out put all those
detals on yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh nice, Well, they did a great job. It looks wonderful.
I'm excited to see it. The photos look great. I'm honored.
Thank you so much. I've told you before when you
did this years ago, and then you got it out
of what you were doing and did you did some
corporate stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
But I love it.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's more advertising than this company's every I've been here
twenty five years almost, I've never gotten that kind of promotion.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
So thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Oh you're very welcome.
Speaker 10 (27:23):
And as you know, I'm sure Ben will Ben. I'm
sure Coop will create some fugazy Benny controversy and give
someone an awards or something they did four years ago.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Cooper remember this when the Ben he's come around.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I mean, this guy literally is driving around the United
States with a billboard on his truck with the name
of the show on it.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Like you cannot do more for the show.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I feel like that's his own, his own award, his
own category there.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
That should be.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That should be a category though, we should do a
category things to promote the show.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Of course, but we did. We did, yeah, you know
when it went on the first time. But then yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, the concern has always been with the lawyers that
we have some people that are on the spectrum that
are fans of the show and they might go a
little too far with promote the show, and we're worried
about that. But if you can do it in a
legal way to promote the show, like, we're all for it.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I don't control the voting, so you say, just like
Rob Manford doesn't strike.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Candidate was awarded to Betty for that year.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But we don't need to read not that moving man.
Matt is holding a grudge at all, not at all.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Was the ineligible candidate? I don't even remember this.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
The astrologer was ineligible that year. It was for her.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Award was given for the Are you trying to take
an award from a woman?
Speaker 6 (28:50):
I'm just saying it was.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, it's twenty twenty five. That's over now, it's okay.
We can rip on gime on twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
It's water under the bridge.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh yeah, or something like that. Yeah, where are you headed?
Where are you headed next? You're going to Detroit? Then
after Detroit where you.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Had I'm loaning for La.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Really, what are you gonna be in La? We have
a date on that?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
What are they going it's gonna be It'll be the
week of the eleventh. At some point.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
I got kind of got a crazy schedule with my reloaded.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I gotta deliver, right, I deliver so well, hopefully I'll
be here when you're here, So I hopefully our schedules
will align.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
There's a very good chance I'll have to do some
middle of the night maneuvering, which could easily bring me by.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, all right, well we'll figure I am gonna
take a little time before football season, so I'll we'll
have to be send me an email, we'll go.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Over some dates.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right, thank you moving man. That's really cool. Seriously,
you know, no, uh, embellishment, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Has anyone gotten a Ben Mallord tattoo?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, there was Tony Bruno worked here.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
There was a guy, miss mister Maine or mister Maine
event he got a Tony Bruno idle.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I don't know. I'd be a little uncomfortable. I don't know.
That's a permanent situation, you know, tattoo.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Who do you think would be most likely of the
people to call the show to get a Ben Maler show.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Probably Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And then you think, oh, yeah, you know what, that's
actually not a battoos right, he does have some teto,
So people who.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Have a lot of tattoos, they don't really care what
they got.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Really.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, so I think he told me, like a lot
of dudes with I'm not a tattoo person, but he
was telling me the meaning of his tattoos, like they
each tattoo as a meaning.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
Well, this one would mean that he's obsessed with the
Ben Maller Show. If James could afford a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
James will get one of those prison tattoos. He'll do
his own tattoo. Let's go to Mike the Leprecaun, Speak
of the devil. He shall appear. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I'm back with my duck. I'm going to get a
tattoo of Lorena.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh you are is that right? Well there you go, Loraina?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
How many I'm sure you wouldn't be the first man
to get a tattoo of lorrain on your body, but yeah,
why not?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
By the way, I did a red eye fight and
we went to bed at seven. When we got back,
we were exhaustive from the beach. But on Sunday night
I am gone in a fight because my team won
the on Ireland in Cork Park on Sunday and the
other team. We're not happy at all, of course, And
after a couple of beers, one of them started to
kind of you know, being something. That's when your real
(31:20):
character comes out. He began calling me stuff like mister bean,
which is, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You do have some mister, you do have a little
bit of It.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Got worse when my children there and they were hitting
to the pool and the joozies. Anyway, then he tied, well.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
What's worse having some loser goof on? You are getting
arrested in front of your kids.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I don't know, no, you know what, Ben, I take
the high road. I take the high road. I would
just walk away from you know, people who are looking
for sity, looking for trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, you just ran away. You just ran away, and
you cuddled with your bottle of sun.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
You sun coming out flavoring.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Anybody messes with Mike the Leprechaun's you'll throw suntan lotion
on you.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yeah, okay, but it doesn't smell like a diaper like
Blencott is a whole.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Sake, Blind Scott, do you smell like a diaper? According
to Mike the Leprecaun. Is that true? Blind Scott?
Speaker 11 (32:22):
You could find me at blind Scott on Venmo if
you want to veno me money. But hey, this Mike
the Leprecaun guy, he hasn't met a bride that he
has never paid. He has a mail order bride.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, my god, that's a sir. Is that true,
Mike de leperg And he's saying you're paying for your brides?
Are you not doing that?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Mike? Yes, you are from brazim How much?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How much is a bride cost?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Oh? I have I have very fancy teeth, so I
won't say I don't want to make Blind Scott? Do
you know what? Right?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
How did you know that, Scott?
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Because I live on the streets and I know these
type of people in Boston. I know for fact you
paid for a mailboat of Brighton.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
All right, all right, well, Michael Leprecaun, this is amazing.
We're learning all about you. Michael Leprecaun I'm.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I'm going to teach you something about Blank Scott. Now,
the town, the city I was in was hiatus, but
according to Blank Scott, he calls it a hyenas. Yeah,
all right, Yeah, he'd be very welcome on the streets there.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
He couldn't afford it. He couldn't afford this, all right?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Hold, I say. Third man is Mike in New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Mike, you want to add you have something you want
to add here, Mike in New Hampshire, quickly.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Mike, yes, yeah, Blind Scott, go play in.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Traffic, all right, Scott. He wants you to go play
in traffic.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Scott, dude to put to.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
His head where men put their asses, all.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Right, the toilet. I don't you know who knows? Mike.
He gave you some advice. Mike in New Hampshire. Gave
a little vice there.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
So give yourself a swirly.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Okay, thank you? So ice cream treat?
Speaker 12 (34:05):
You know?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
I love those?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, chocolate swirl like Vanila. I think that's I think
that's what I've got.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
A keg drinking Steve cans uh City, Hello, kay drinking.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Steve oh Man, man, you sound like you're completely wasted dude. Man,
what what?
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Oh man?
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Too many chowderheads? God dang man, listen, those pictures of
Luca looks so good. Man, I bet it make out
with my girlfriend and and I could watch.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Man, you gotta get behind you.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, well you you have to. You'd have
to get You'd have to get a girlfriend for that
to happen.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
God, man, he is, he is a sexy dude. Man,
you got it. You gotta you gotta stop player hating
old Lucas.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Man, I think it's great. Losing weight is a wonderful thing,
you know. I think it's wonderful. And Thosempics a hell
of a drugs. Good for Luca.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
We're going to become one of those w NBA fans
who got kicked out Like the Whig stats, I will
never get.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I will never get kicked out of a w NBA game.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
I would I would have.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
To attend a WNBA India kicked out of a Oh.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
Man, I would have let that whig stature go to
the front row instead. It would have been easy to
be on the front row.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Season.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You can't mention.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The w NBA does not want you to mention that
the wig was ripped off.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
You're not allowed to mention man.
Speaker 13 (35:27):
It doesn't matter. They've lost money forever. They're accountable to nobody.
They combed Angel Reason and Caitlin Adams.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
That's way too much w NBA.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Let's go to cowboy John Bradden, Windsor, Ontario, a fine
Canadian lad, but doesn't like poutine.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Okay. On the fifty first anniversary of the heart attack passing,
they at only age thirty of the great Mama's and
Papa's slinger Malama cass Elliott. Same date, Junely, twenty ninth,
nineteen seventy four of the Tigers became the first team
that had four homerews in the first inning. They beat
(36:06):
the Cleveland Indians eight to two. See documentarian Ken Burns
and Patty Scalton, otherwise known as Missus Springsteen or seventy two.
Today they're twenty three days younger than I am. Happy
sixtieth birthday. Scott Barral and Will Wagner of the Toronto
(36:26):
Blue Jays is twenty seven today at the age of
his Hall of Fame relief pitcher father Billy the Kid.
Wagner was fifty four on the twenty fifth. Also toy
Lavelle Well beforemer brief Detroit Tiger and now Arizona Diamondbacks
(36:47):
manager is sixty and was sixty on the twenty fifth.
And see Bob Hope died July twenty six, two thousand
and three.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
About oh Man twenty two years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
That was a famous man when I was a kid,
Bob Hope quickly, I know.
Speaker 12 (37:02):
He guys it just as just discut as Tom Turrell's
awful when he died exactly a month before that June
twenty for twenty three, and uh, hopefully speak to people
for a little. I remember, you gotta be a boy
to be a cowboy.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
There he goes, cowboy John Red site the Bite, the
great sports radio mystery site to bite if you want
to be one of our contestants. And that, by the way, Douglas,
big news here, Loredo. You mentioned this on the air,
and Douglas says, I've contemplated a Malard militia tattoo for
a while. He says, I would love to be the
first to wrap the show with ink. That would be wild,
(37:42):
That would be pretty wild.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Ah man, all right, let us know, Doug, you had
lots of pictures if you do that, so we can
get some gorilla marketing and promote that.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
All right, we will press on.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
We are gonna have Site to Bite, the great sports
radio mystery will do it next.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
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the nation. Catch all all of our shows at foxsports
Radio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR
to listen live Bill.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Miller and you.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
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find the latest full show. And if you can't handle
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get into it now.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
It's time now to site Site up Bite, where we
play random generic sound bites. You know, in a sports
and entertainment cliche. He's spoken by so called experts. You
trying to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
All the suer.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Here we go, sit to bite someone from sports the
last seven to ten days.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Could be a coach, a.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Player, prominent media figure, someone in the Sporting News.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Let's go to the audio tape. Here we go. Have
those windows? Have those window? Have those windows? Have those windows?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
All?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Who is it? Have those windows?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
If you know the answer? Eight seven, seven ninety nine
the fix, I'm gonna go callor five Lorena Color for
Ben bad answer? Coop Noboddy Oop says, no one will
get it right. Well, I think hollering James is gonna
win a golden ticket. He's in the leadoff spot, hollering James,
you are caller number one.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Number one.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
I think you're.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yes, Tony Oviva certainly in the Sporting News recently, James
tremendous job, great knowledge of sports. Let's go to Michael
in Nashville. Michael, you are my caller number two.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Michael, Yes, that's supposed.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
To ten foot Hollywood baseball player Jack Gilardi.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Is that Jack Gillardi? Wrow is not Jay, that's Gona.
Sounded like Jed who fled a little bit. If it
was like a sober jed who fled. This person wrote
an article for Sporting News explaining why he decided to
return to school for his senior year rather than enter
the NBA draft. Well, that's certainly limits it. Eight seven
seven ninety not play again.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You have those windows? Recognize who have those windows? Go
to caller three?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Cowboy John Brad Caller three, Cowboy John Brad windsor go ahead, cowboy.
Speaker 12 (40:39):
Okay, that's that TV cowboy Robert Fuller who started with
sixty Western flare Me and wagon train. Who's ninety two today?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
No? Thank you? All right, now it's caller Furler in it.
You said caller four is gonna get it.
Speaker 9 (40:55):
I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Let's go to Robert in Florida. Your caller number four?
Or Robert?
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Is that Rob Parker banging? Joy Taylor?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Has that? Rob?
Speaker 5 (41:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't think that's the end. So wrong, apparently wrong
on all levels. Let's see here, let's try.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I'll call it five. One more clue.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Earned NBA's most improved player in his third season. A
Tree is in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Who is it? Tree? Call of five?
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Ben Simmons, No, Chris and Boston? Who is it Chris Quicky, No, CJ,
CJ mccollumn, CJ McCollum, c J McCollum, c J McCollum
in CJ McCollum.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Nobody wins.
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