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July 24, 2025 • 41 mins

Ben Maller talks about the "Belichick Effect" in North Carolina, what makes this chapter in the Belichick story unique, Myles Garrett saying he expects to be the DPOY and win the Super Bowl this season, Fact or Fiction, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
O Maha, Omaha.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number four, our.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Four on the podcast. We stayed up all night.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I hope you appreciate that we were up all night
to provide you with this podcast. You know some of
those daytime podcasts, guys, they come in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We stay up all night. It doesn't get any fresher anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now Here on this twenty fourth day of July, how
do you dissect the quote Belichick effect? Close quote in Carolina?
And what makes this chapter in the Bill Belichick story
so unique? We'll talk about that also with a straight face.
Brown Star Miles Garrett said he expects to win Defensive
Player of the Year and go to the Super Bowl

(00:39):
this year.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
How does that one hit you?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We'll go there as well. Right now, settle in, try
to meet in the middle. It's our number four. Already
paying dividends. Already paying dividends. Welcome in the beginning another
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and we talked the rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate
college football monologue. As college football is underway, the flag

(02:18):
is up and with the little bit of pinch, like
a little pinch of NFL mixed in. So early reports
say that the business of Belichick is booming, booming business
or the Carolina Blue. So if you've been following this,
maybe not. Belichick has not been in the headlines as much.

(02:40):
Last time we heard Belichick was the guy that made
the WNBA joke at the ESPN Award show, who was
goofing on Belichick and his lady friend. So the latest
on this, if you've not heard Bill Belichick's North Carolina
football experience is a.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Rousing financial success. Say what?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, Belichick has reportedly sold out all the tickets, not
just the season tickets, the individual game tickets have sold
out for the upcoming Tar Hills schedule. Well wait, there's more.
The TV people are all horny for Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know Bill's horny for his lady friend.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well we're told that ESPN is all in the fledgling
outfit out of Bristol, Connecticut. ESPN on their networks planning
to broadcast as many as.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Ten ten Bill Belichick.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Games, even min North Carolina as a football school blows.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
When you think of North Carolina, you don't think.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Of football, You don't, all right, So let us discuss
the question, how do you dissect the quote Belichick effect
close quote and its impact here on the North Carolina
football program. So I've got Kem Trails, Tim Hardaway, and
King of Pop and we will combine all of these

(04:05):
things together, and we're gonna make some Tigertail donuts, the
king of all donuts for many people to target. I'm
an Apple fritter guy. I'm an Apple fritter guy. But
the tiger tail, which isn't available everywhere solid donut. So
to kick off here, the mad genius is back. In
the immortal words of Randy Moss. When I think of

(04:29):
the Belichick effect, straight cash, homie. The report card on
the mallor report card for Bill Belichick a plus plus
plus plus plus. Now the curiosity factor on a scale
of one to ten for Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I'll be reasonable here.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'll be reasonable on the Belichick scale of curiosity one
to ten.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ninety nine the ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Off the charge now proving that just about any publicity
is good publicity. The American people, the men, women and children,
cannot get enough. Even people who've never watched football in
their life. They're like, I'm gonna peek over the fence.
I want to see what's going on over there. As
the return of Bill Belichick has turned sleepy UNC football

(05:22):
into must see TV, we are witnessing the Belichick effect.
He is instantly becoming more relevant for what we do
than ninety percent of NFL coaches.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
He's got the resume, he's been around forever.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
But make no mistake, Bill's writing the coat tails also
of what I like to call the Dion Keemtrails, prime
time Deon Sanders, who walked the walk in.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Boulder, Colorado.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And even though Dion hasn't won as a college football coach,
he's got the gold whistle, He's got the Gucci shades.
You know, he's got a reality show out there in Colorado.
And Belichick's doing it the silent killer way though, the
silent assassin Bill Belichick. There's not a lot of glitz,
just a bunch of grunts and some death stairs and

(06:13):
some size and then a little bit of silence. The
traveling circus. Everyone loves a good traveling circus. It's a
human circus.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And Bill Belichick is under the big top. He'ece thet'll
bring leader now.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Furthermore, so, what makes this chapter in the Bill Belichick
story so unique?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
But why is this a thing?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I mean, Beligick go out there and it was every
game at North Carolina, it would be shocking.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
They're not a good team.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
So the thing that makes it is. It's the Tim
Hardaway killer crossover. That you've got the female or the
femme fatale as they say right in the storyline, you
know the one right, She's on us Weekly TMZ, all
those type websites, the mysterious twenty four year old special Advisor,

(07:02):
Wink wink nod nod, Jordan Hudson, the super villain Fluozy
that's got the media obsessed. And of course some of
those feminists they're frothing at the mouth right.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
They don't know. They can't decide if she's a scandal
or a symbol of empowerment. They're like, what is she she?
I don't know, but the.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Forty nine year old age gap is the talk of
the town. And either way, listen, it's it's selling, It's
it's getting people engaged.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's like a Taylor Swift tour. You know, people are
into it and you.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Could not write a better reality show if you tried.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
For football.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
This is like if you mix some of hard knocks
and then you put that in a in a script
with Love Island, and then you're throw in like a
Bear Bryant type figure, you know, mix in a cell
phone and then if you look further at the writer's room. Okay,
this is like a Star Wars the bella check awakens.
Right from Super Bowl glory in New England to the

(08:03):
tough breakup, the sad breakup with Tom Brady, where Brady
went on and tasted a championship, the Blues of the
Brady breakup, and then the exile kicked out of Foxborough
and now the redemption arc in Carolina Blue. Now, if
he wins in college, and that is a massive, massive

(08:24):
If if some and butts were candy and nuts, we'd
all win the lottery every day. So if Belichick wins
in college, how many NFL owners a gonna be like.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
We gotta get that guy. They're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Lined up like it is a Black Friday sale on
television's at best Buy. Right, they will be lined up.
Now the last thing here. We now pivot away and
go back to our happy place in the NFL. Did
you see what Miles Garrett said?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, perhaps so seemingly with a straight face, The Browns
defensive star Miles Garrett said that he expects to win
Defensive Player of the Year and wait for it, wait
for it.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
The Super Bowl this year, this year, so how does
that hit you? All Right?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
So my first thought is what Miles Garrett must think
he's getting traded to the Chiefs. He must think he's
getting traded to Cannsa City. Now Garrett playing.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Make believe here.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
It's like a guy working over at Burger King saying, hey,
I might I might be a Burger King, but I
expect to be a.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Michelin star chef this year. And and it's like, well,
I mean you're working. I mean, nothing wrong with.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Burger King, but you can want that all you want,
but the rest of us see what's going on here.
You're not cooking smoked burnt squash sorbet. You're flipping whoppers,
is what you're doing, right, And so people need whoppers,
and more people like whoppers than smoked burnt squashed sorbet.
But you're you're not gonna move up the right, like Garrett.

(10:01):
It's the same old joke, right. You know, how do
the Browns win the Super Bowl? Well, it's you know,
you use a joystick and it's playoff. You know, you're
in playoff mode, which is really joystick mode. And yeah,
the Browns could get to the Super Bowl if they
play Madden twenty six. That's the one with Sequon Barkley
on the cover. But they have to play on rookie
difficulty levels, so the easiest level injuries turned off. No injuries, right,

(10:27):
and you got to bring back a classic player from
years gone by, like Jim Brown. Boom You're good, Boom
You're good. Maybe Webster Slaughter also possibly possibly, But.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Miles Garrett, listen, I get it right. You know, you
get paid the money.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You know, you sound like you just got off a
zoom call with Tony Robbins and you've been reading sportscliche
dot com.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And you're like, I've seen some of those cliches. I've
sent some of those to sports cliche dot com.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
But he was at a fork in the road. He was,
and that's what makes this so compelling. Miles Garrett member
of the story a couple of months back, and he
was at a fork in the road.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
He's like, which way is he gonna go?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Is he gonna work his way out of Cleveland or
is he gonna stay in Cleveland? And remember the Browns
general manager said something I'm paraphrasing here off the top
of my head, something about how he wanted Miles Garrett
to go from Cleveland to Canton and.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's where the Pro Football Hall of Fame is.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
And then Miles Garrett said, I never said I wanted
to go from Cleveland to Canton and all that stuff like,
there wouldn't be a stop somewhere else. So he was
at the fork in the road and he decided to
play a classic from the King of Pop. He took
King of Pop Way or go the Michael Jackson tune
ABC and as easy as one two three. Now, in
this case, in the Miles Gearrett case, the one two

(11:45):
three are the numbers and really the only numbers of
that matter. One hundred and twenty three million, one two
three million. That is guaranteed money. So forget about the
winning legacy, forget about trying to win that bling bling.
You took the cartoon size check and said, while you
were doing the docu sign, you said, hell with the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I am buying castles.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, I you have your little Super Bowl ring that'll
sit in a safety deposit box. I am in it
for the castles. One hundred and twenty three million guarantee. Now,
that is not just football money. That is ancient treasures
of you know, some land, some distant land back far

(12:32):
far away. It's ridiculous. And he got that money. He
got that my good for him, Good for him. All Right,
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Train we're going to Super.

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Legend dick And. Dayton Miles garrett says The browns are
winning The Super? Bowl what say you give me a
little taste of, That? Dick good, morning good, morning morning.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
TIME i think.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
It was great to have him. Back Myles art AND
i think The browns this year will be. Improved BUT
i say they, WIN i think they're going to only
win about seven eight games.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Myself, okay SO i have a losing record.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Again and where's Where's Miles? Garrett we don't do lists
on this, Show dick And, Dayton but where Is Miles
garrett on your big board of Greatest cleveland brown defensive
players in your time watching The?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Browns where does he?

Speaker 7 (21:26):
RANK i ranked him about, second at.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Least second second Behind Bernie. Cozar yah, Know.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Bernie coles what the great defensive players linebacker back in the.

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Day, yeah all, Right so what's new with your, Life
dick And. Dane what's going on.

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The indians the second? Half they're they're back in. Contention
they're only, LIKE i think eleven games. Out, boy they
were in fourth, place and after The All Star break
they won like eleven in a.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Row you, know, well not since they've been playing, well,
yes since The All star it's rather, exhausting like these baseball.
TEAMS i think The pirates swept The. Tigers tigers are playing.
Bad The dodgers looked like they got heavy. Legs The
yankees looked exhausted Against. Toronto and as you, said Your
cleveland baseball team was very. Listless they were lacking vitality

(22:20):
before The All star.

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to In? August here To.

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OHIO i am still efforting, That dick And.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Dayton i'm working out my. SCHEDULE i will let you,
KNOW i. Will i'm gonna make that. HAPPEN i promise.
YOU i said, that whether it happens In august Or,
September i'm going to make that. HAPPEN i have been
waiting around on some news. HERE i got a little
bit of an update on that. Yesterday, yes SO i
don't have anything locked in, yet BUT i.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
WILL i will let you, know because it's really just
going to be A dick And dayton meet and. Greet
it's not going to be about. Me we're going to.

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play and. Stuff So i'm not really you, know it's

(23:51):
hard to get a couple of the. Dams BUT i
love everybody. Here you, know it's not.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
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You life for the. Party all, Right, well thank, You.
DICK i enjoy all your friends and we will look
forward to our next. Conversation thank, You.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Dick all, right there he Goes dick And dayton h
fan fan, favorite the Great dick And dayton. Outstanding we
are looking by the way for a venue for that
if somebody runs a mom and pop shop or something
like that restaurant in uh. THINKING i was trying to,

(24:33):
think LIKE i was looking at the map Of. OHIO
i was, like, well WHEN i go To, Ohio, Dixon,
dayton BUT i don't know that we want to do
it In. Dayton you, know we under where could we end?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Up, yeah we should find them more essentrally.

Speaker 9 (24:43):
Located, Well dayton.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Is kind of centrally look, good but it's, like you,
know the big cities Are cincinnati to the, South, cleveland Maybe.
COLUMBUS i think there was a guy that offered a
venue In, columbus SO i could be able to do.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
THAT i got to figure that. OUT i have a,
place gotta have a place to do the.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Event so email me if you're, interested if you're In,
ohio pretty much Anywhere i'm.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
OPEN i did have a guy From, toledo but that's that's.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
North you, know that's pretty far, north about as north
as you can, Get SO i don't know that that
would work. Logistically and to Get dick In dayton to
drive up to To, toledo that would be. Problem And
i'm pretty sure like the legends In ohio are Just
Josh justin And, cincinnati the guy that had the heart.

(25:29):
ATTACK i, mean there's a bunch of guys that are
parts of the parts of the show that are from.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
There but we got to find a central.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Spot let's, say allo To Hollering, james who's got a
lot of flowery language and he is In, Minneapolis.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Minnesota, Hello Hollering.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
James Hollering james seems like the legend coming After Dicky.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Dayton, yeah so what happened to? You you weren't in
the mall Of. Palooza what the hell you, Know, BEN.

Speaker 10 (25:55):
I really don't Have. NO i didn't have a class
act for The, los BUT i missed The, lorena AND
i missed you and and there was a few other
numbers Like. COUPE i, MEAN i even Missed coop and
The Mama militia And La Mama. Palooza AND i said
it right this, time, man it was The mother And.

(26:17):
PALOOZAY i listened to a little bit of, it didn't
get the entirety of. It but why?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Not what were? You what were you? Doing were you?

Speaker 10 (26:25):
SLEEPING i WAS i was trying to take a chat
and napple that.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Phone you?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Laggered how dare? You how dare?

Speaker 10 (26:33):
YOU i was a, SLACKER i. Know but THEN i
gotta ask you a. Question are my twins gonna be
able to rebound after this? Season?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
No they will never win the rest of your, life
they will never.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Win it's all, over not even With yasquez or in,
fact it'll be like three or four lives from. Now
you'll be reincarnated three or four times and they stay won't.
Win the only way the twins will win is in
a parallel.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
UNIVERSE jj McCarthy is he's the real.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Deal, YEAH i haven't spent too much time thinking ABOUT jj.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
McCarthy to be honest with, YOU i have.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Not BUT i will tell you, though if The vikings
could win fourteen games With Sam, darnold who, sucks then
certainly they can be a good team with.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
McCarthy i hope there was a.

Speaker 10 (27:24):
Team of McCarty.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Unless unless he's unless he's a scaredy cat or something like.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
That he wasn't like that At.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Michigan but it is not a great sign that when
he played At michigan they played hide the, quarterback.

Speaker 10 (27:37):
Agreed but you know, what they invested a leather than
the running back.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Too, yeah all, right all, Right well thank, You. Dick
AND i called you. Dick you didn't even know. That
you're not even. LISTENING i just called you, dick and
you didn't even. NOTICE i noticed a head.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Go over your head because you went over your.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Head he didn't know you got to go over my,
head went over YOUR i called you, dick and you're
you're not, Him you're you're somebody. Else you're Hollering. James
well Maybe.

Speaker 10 (28:03):
I'm Hollering, james but you call me dick and. Date
and THEN i didn't even recognize. It, Okay i'm, Sorry,
okay apology everything you say to.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Me there's other people, online there's other people on. Hold
CAN i talk to the other people they want to
talk To. CAM i not allowed to talk to the other.

Speaker 10 (28:18):
People you can give me one little? Take CAN i
get a take? Him My piggy's on The timberwolves And Anthony.
Edwards he needs some supporting.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Casts, okay thank, you you got your? Take it all?
Right bye.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Bye let's go to the Lepre. Kahn mike the Leper. Kahn,
Hello mike The. Leprechaun.

Speaker 11 (28:41):
Welcome i'm not a, fake, Right i'm.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
Real.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
James, yeah You're you're so. Real you got me in
trouble with. Management that's How.

Speaker 11 (28:52):
Okay there's a new moon, today so it's the opposite
of the fool. Moon And i'm here at the. Lobby
does what happened to my car yesterday after two? Is
i'm doing my radio show in the car the BATTERY
i was riding, out battery. DIED i have to get.
Sick oh my. God so that's that's that's big, news
and that is.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Passive in, fact we'd like to alert all the. Affiliates
mike The leprechaun's battery died because he stayed in his
car listening all.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That you, know you can buy a portable.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Radio they still sell, them not many places sell, them
but you can buy, them or you can.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Listen how about. This you can listen on.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Your phone with a battery backup on The iHeart radio
app and then you can listen wherever you.

Speaker 11 (29:32):
Are cool but, okay unfortunately you can't be on hold
on a call and do that at the same, time
ALTHOUGH i follow it on the. Computer and then the
lobby where the there's a very friendly security guard Called,
tifford not the big Red, kifford and he just stepped
out to. Shy, Anyway i'm at The Irish village and
it's a fun mixture of convention people and dancers and

(29:56):
young and. Old and there's that hole truckload of, them,
no a buttload of people From tennessee on ladies who
pay cards all night at the, bar.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
All the old women playing. Cards that sounds like a
few times and there's.

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Nothing and my kids actually went down there with their
magic trick box and it was, great great crack c
R A i, see great, fun not the other kind of. Crack,
well crack cracking.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Fun, no well mean it's fun, too depending on what you're,
into you, know it'd be fun.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
Time, okay, anyway all, right yeah, bye thank. YOU i
have a good.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Point i'm. GOOD i, DON'T i. DON'T i don't need,
that thank.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
You Todd wrights and, says, Hey, Ben dick And dayton
put it on a t for you to. Use the
his name Is dave and he's known As dave. SoundBite
i've not heard that in a long. Time you guys
need to find that and.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Play. WELL i. DON'T i don't hit any of the,
SoundBite so it's not that is not my. REALM i do.
Not but that was a.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Classic dick And dayton SoundBite from back in the. Day
it sallo to any, Meaning Miney. Moore Blind scott is
always on hold on the north, End, hello Blind, scott
right across From Bulva's.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Bakery, yes, what.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Let's shut up about the sound bites, Already calhurt doesn't
play sound. Bite nobody plays sound. Bite these guys are
like total. Clowns they've never heard a radio show in their.
Life you, know, dude it's gonna be ninety degrees today
the bus AND i got a col zone From. Bovis
i've been living off Of bovis around. HERE i drink
their cole brew coffee all. NIGHT i stand out. Front
all of a, SUDDEN i showed up. There there was

(31:30):
a line with like one hundred, people AND i just
walked right and everybody was wearing red. SKIRTS i don't.
KNOW i don't know why they were doing, that, dude, Dead.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
How do you know they were wearing red? Skirts you're?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Blind, yeah people were talking about, it they were pointing it,
out so they made me. WAIT i went into bovich
and pay AND i waited outside for like forty five.
Minutes they forgot about, me but then they showered me
with free cal. Zones But i'm scared to eat them Because, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Why you're scared to eat? It why you're scared to eat?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Them, Well i'm gonna walk like two miles and ninety
degree heat after nine. AMS i might eat after, that
you know WHAT i. MEAN i haven't even ate dinner.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yet, dude shouldn't you eat them and then you'll you'll
sweat so you'll get rid of the you, know you
kind of burn the. Calories wouldn't that be the move
rather than do it after you walk.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Around then you're what's the point of?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
That, well BECAUSE i get like so, nervous like on
the WAY i might get into like a kung fu
battle with one of my, enemies you know What i'm.
Saying so like you don't want to be full of,
calzone like you know What i'm, Saying LIKE i got
there's STREETS i can't even walk down around, here you.
Know So i'm actually a Kipe cutt. Native but if
you didn't, know LIKE i don't like those washing. Shorts

(32:35):
they Ruined Cape Cart that's WHY i had to move
to the north, end you know What i'm. Saying but
Where mike The leprecaunter is staying On Cape cart in
that hotel you here we was talking. About you go
down to the. Basement it's actually a detox during the opioid,
epidemic eye detox off the. Opioids there they set up
it's like a little mini opioid. Hospital so that's why
he's staying there so, cheap you know What i'm. Saying

(32:55):
mike The leprekhunter is like twenty five thousand dollars invested
into The Ben mallor show right, Now like.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Twenty five thousand of the. Show is that?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Right you've never seen well between the broken, car the
flights To Los, angeles you know WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Mean, yeah why he didn't come out just to see,
us but he didn't make sure it to spend an
extra day to hang out with.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
US i was the only one. Here nobody else on the,
note none of the regulars were. HERE i was the
only regular.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Here so, yeah, yeah you guys really like did him?
DIRTY i hope he comes back like next month to
visit you, Guys And i'm going to come to that
hotel to me And. Nico we talked about. It we're
gonna come to like a week.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
And we're all the Great. Nico he's talking About nico From,
vancouver the, great.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
The asian guy From. Vancouver, yeah, yeah we're gonna come to.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
This that's how he described, Himself The asian guy From. Vancouver, yes, yeah,
yeah we love that.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Guy he's like one of the greatest guys to ever
participate in the. Show. Dude so one THING i gotta
tell you is like This Mike vrabel, guy the coach
of The. Patriots he is an unbelievable sound BY i
don't know what he's trying to do, Though like you
see how he treated the, Media like what is ryan
with the? Guy like he needs an attitude of no.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
NO i LIKE i Like rabel because these, guys these
are a lot of these beat all these.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Reporters they don't pay. Attention they're there, there they just
kinda they tune. Out they don't.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Mean how he, acted you know WHAT i? Mean like
he stop?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Please, YES i hope he. DOES i hope he cheats
him all like a. HOLES i gotta go that guy
who speaking of a. Holes so one of these reporters
try to do a gotcha question To John, harbaugh The ravens.
Quarterback you knew this was, coming and you knew this was.
Coming The harbaugh brothers went to The White. HOUSE i

(34:38):
guess it was last. WEEK i think it was On
friday or something like, that but maybe it was A.
Thursday but they who. Cares they went to The White.
House it doesn't really. Matter and some some reporter was
trying to Put harball in a box him in a gotcha,
moment and they pulled up some old quote From President

(34:59):
trump Ripping, baltimore and they were trying to Get John
harbaugh to rip The president And harbaugh did not take the.
Bait he pretty much laughed in the face of the
reporter who tried to get you with the gotcha, question
who questioned the visit to The White, House he's talked
about that was, great you, know meet sitting president and all,

(35:20):
that AND i bet four presidents and my Brother jim's
meant more than me and all. That and he then
SAID i root for the, president which means the reporter
likely needed to see their therapist very upset that that
did not get the.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Answer they were hoping for a very disappointing moment for.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Them they were trying to get the big emotional, reaction
but it did not. Happen it is The Ben Mahler.
Show as we were working away through the, OVERNIGHT i
need some, judges And i'll tell you WHY i need
some judges in a. MOMENT i also wanted to point
out this portion of The Ben Malis, show the show
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Show all, right let's do it.

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Quickly are, Judges let's say hello celebrity, panel The Power Couple, Bradenton.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Florida we love.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Them and they're here Now leslie And jack The.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Judge, Hello, leslie good, Morning good Morning.

Speaker 11 (37:40):
Ben i'm here and we are In, Seacliff New york.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Again oh that's, right you're hanging out with the. GRANDKIDS
i got. You nothing better than a nice little. Summer.
Uh you've been there for a while, though that's not
just a Short, yeah you've been. There, yeah we come.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
UP i come up every.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Summer, awesome enjoy the. Time all, right hold, On. Leslie
we Have chris In, boston who's ready to. Go Hello,
Chris good.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Mornings Then i've been.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Going it's going. Well IF i was any, better i'd be,
sleeping But i'm. Not, Uh and, yeah you're ready for
you're my judgment. Exactly You're judge number. Two slug is In.
Vegas Hello, Slug welcome, somebody, everybody, everybody and he's, uh
he put The Mallard meet to, greet The Mallard meet
And greet In vegas together last. Year Jay dot is In.

(38:28):
Utah we've Met Jay dot in the. Past, Hello Jay,
dot what's going?

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On my? Man? Man guess WHAT i got some good.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
NEWS i don't drink.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Anymore no, Ways, ay there you.

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Go that's my. Guy ay and.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
That that sound you heard was his liver. Crying all,
right hold, On Jay Dot Milkman mike is In.

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Colorado, hello. Milkman.

Speaker 10 (38:58):
Morning they're gonna try to meet up With Moving.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
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Speaker 1 (39:03):
Weeks oh. Nice in the Moving, man you guys got
to go eat at.

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The Mallard venue there the sportsbook, bar and grill got
to enjoy the malar chicken. Sandwich yeah, yeah all, right hold,
on and we Have, Felexus america's favorite drag queen. Caller
Hello Felexus Harry. Christmas, then, yeah let's all, right still,
out all, right here we. Go whatever who cares three?

(39:31):
Stories figure out which the three isn't? True story number.
One the nfl.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
PA's, Leader Lloyd Howell, junior.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Resigned some new details coming out this, week including he
took over two parking spaces to avoid dings on His
porsche as a high End. Porsche he also changed the
numbers of the parking place to HONOR. O. J. Simpson,
yeah THE oj fan and didn't didn't go so well

(39:59):
for For lloyd lost his.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Job story number.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Two The coldplay concert viral video continues to be an
amazing story Here it's still got.

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Legs the kiss cam gone. Bad, well the OUSTED ceo
did not find it.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
FUNNY tms learned this week that the ceo issuing The Philadelphia,
phillies The diamondbacks and The Savannah bananas for emotional distress
they did bits honoring their bit and story number, Three
Remember Adrian gonzalez played with The, padres The Red, sox
The dodgers and. Others he's back In la as a

(40:36):
restaurant Tour agon opened a new pizza concept Called Silziria
pizza In west La it's affordable pizza by the, slice
including a combo deal two slices.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
And drank under ten. Dollars all, right good luck with.
That all, right those are the.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Stories, quickly, quickly let's Go leslie one to or, Three leslie,
three all, right thank you, Guys chris one to two
or three.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
In honor Of marcel number two.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Number, two all, Right slug one two or, Three slug number,
Two dog J Dot utah J dot number, Three, Milkman
Mike Flake Blexus nut's two number two was the fake
story number, two The.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Coldplay one that was the fake. One there's no. Lawsuit come,
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