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August 13, 2024 • 37 mins

Ben Maller talks about Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill saying he would beat Noah Lyles in a race, Packers HC Matt LaFleur saying he vomits every time he hears media talking about a No. 1 receiver, Cite the Bite, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numbberfall. Yes, we are fighting
a losing battle against all sports takes. But here an hour,
number four Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill says he would
beat Noah Lyles in a race. Do you believe him?
The Olympic gold medal winner, also would Ceedee Lamb not

(00:24):
getting a new contract extension be quote shocking close quote. Also,
what is your reaction to Packers coach Matt Lafleur saying
he vomits every time he hears the media talking about
number one receiver for the Packers. We'll discuss all of
that and much more right now, give it up for

(00:44):
our number four. Have a great Tuesday, enjoy this thirteenth
day of August. Here is our four swimming with the cheetah. Welcome.
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Tire Buying, Shoe deb and the Matthy Warrior Raider. Tom
Brady rosefan and a former A's fan loves the number
ten thousand. He's eating that many pickles with ranch dressing
because he's a disgusting human being. But our lead this hour,
play the hits, small man, play the hits. So we

(02:13):
go to Miami where the cheetah is on the Prowl
Dolphin Star Wide receiver. Tyreek Hill clappity clap. He's clapping
back at the Olympic speedster, the gold medal winning Noah Lyles.
The Olympics are over, but the fallout continues, so Tyreek
Hill complaining. He was responding he was asked now to

(02:35):
be fair, he was asked, so Tyreek was asked about
Noah lyles previous comments. If you have not paid attention,
bad job by you suggesting that the teams that win
championships in American sport are bogus, that they should not
be able to call themselves the world champions, because if

(02:56):
you win in football, you're the super Bowl champions, but
it's not the world champions in baseball, basketball, and hockey. Now,
Tyreek also addressed the head to head battle. He has
been outspoken talking about how he could take down the
aforementioned Noah Lyles in a race the fascist man on
the planet right now. So if you didn't hear this,

(03:19):
let's go to the audio tip. Here is the Dolphins
receiver commenting on all this on something called up and Adams.
I don't know what that is, but.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Here did sprinter Noeh Liles.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
He said that Super Bowl champs should not consider themselves
world champions.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
No Allowles can't say nothing after what just happened to him,
you know what I'm saying. They didn't want to come
out and pretend like he's sick. I feel like that's
that's like horse radish for him to like do that
and say that we're not world champions of like our
sport and like, come on, bro, like just speak on
what you know about you know what I'm saying, and
that's track.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Would you like to race him when he gets home?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I will beat no Allowles?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You think so I will beat no Allows a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I wouldn't beat him by live, but.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I would beat no I'd like to see that happen.
And guess what when I beat him, I'm gonna put
on a cold mass.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
No business shot there, all right? So there you heard it,
Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill saying he would beat Noah
Liles in a race. Do you believe him? And also
the commentating about the championship, then we'll get to that
as well. We have a meteorologist Julius Caesar, and gastro

(04:29):
enteritis as well. I will mix all of this together
and we will give you a toothache, is what we're
going to give you now. The lead off, I do
believe that Tyreek believes that Tyreek would beat Noah Liles.
But if you gave me a thousand dollars of funny money,

(04:49):
I am betting on the Olympic Track and Field guide
Noel Liles don't mess with the machismo of Tyreek Hill.
But you know, Tyreek can can yell and scream and
shout and bark and all that he wants, and you
can say he's gonna win with no repercussions. And here's why,
when you give a prediction like that, you were working

(05:10):
as a meteorologist. Now we don't have Roberto's Mexican Doppler
two thousand anymore didn't work here. He took you with him.
But they use computer models. We know how the weather works.
They use computer models, and they rely on estimates and assumptions,
and often they're wrong. So Tyreek's got the double whammy
for him. He's got a it's hypothetical. It's hypothetical, and

(05:33):
B it's about the future, which hasn't happened yet. So
they're not gonna race. Even if they did race and
toss him again, I would bet on Nolah. I do
love also the fact that this guy has upset the
industrial complex of sports, the track and field racer Noah Lyles,

(05:54):
the zeitgeist of modern sports. How dare you question us?
You're supposed to get in law and kiss the ring.
What's wrong with you? That world champion line? A bunch
of NBA guys are pissed off, and you've got Tyreek
Hill other NFL players annoyed. It's great now. Furthermore, A
date line Jerry's World. A date line Jerry's World. Adam

(06:18):
Schefter informs us that disgruntled wide receiver C. D. Lamb
will get paid in the coming days or weeks. He
went as far as to say that it would be
quote shocking close quote if the Dallas football team does
not pony up for the Lamb and pay the star
pass catcher. So the question would ceedee, Lamb not getting

(06:43):
a new Cowboy extension be shucking. So the answer to
that is no, boin Oh, it would not be shocking.
It would be my word is I'm gonna use the
name of a legend, Julius Caesar. It would be Julius Caesar.
Like crossing the rubicon, That is the answer, crossing the rubicon.

(07:05):
Of course, you look at the Cowboys and the way
they've run business since the nineteen eighties, and this is
a course of action that Jerry Jones has rarely taken.
But it is a declaration if he maintains this, Jerry Jones,
it is a declaration that things are different, that people

(07:25):
will actually be held accountable for the Cowboys. That you
go out there and you urinate down your leg and
you poop your pants and you vomit all over the field,
then that you're gonna get paid for that. In a
big game, and the Green Bay Packers traumatized Jerry Jones
so much they put him on a boat. It was
a nice boat, big yat there out in the south

(07:47):
of France, out there in the Atlantic, and he was
just cruising around and then and that was it, and
they didn't sign anybody. And he has shown great restraint.
Dak Prescott hasn't gotten paid. Michael Parson CD lamb and
we only have a few more weeks to go, a
few more shopping days to go, and then it's a
point of demarcation if we get to week two of

(08:10):
the regular season and none of these guys you've gotten paid.
Now do I think that that's going to happen, That
we're going to get through week two and Jerry will
not cave in? I do not believe that. I'd like
to think that would happen, because that would signify that
maybe things are actually different here and there is accountability,
and that would be a giant plot twist in the
soap opera that is Dallas football.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
All right.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Now, the last thing, we head to Wisconsin to Green Bay,
a team that does not have fans, they have stockholders.
Now that Jordan Love got paid, and boy did he
get paid for what seven games of success, give or
take in a playoff game? So your love got paid

(08:51):
and now are the Packers going to get played a
lot of that? Will the term be determined by the
wide receiver position. There's been a great debate on the
pecking order, the totem poll at the wide receiver position
among the cheese heads and the media. Who's going to
be the go to receiver? Who's the number receiver? So

(09:14):
that led to a rant from the man in charge,
Matt Leflair, the head coach of the Green Bay football team,
and here are his thoughts. Listening closely, he was asked
a question about who is going to be the number
one receiver for the Green Bay football team, and he
dropped this, doozy, take a listen.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I get like, I want to vomit every time I
hear number one receiver.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
To be honest with you, it drives me crazy. That's
something that you guys talk about. I feel like we
got a bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
So there you go. I want to vomit every time
I hear number one receiver. Just poetry, poetry in motion.
So what is your reaction? You just heard it? The Packer,
and there was more, but we that was the money quote.
I didn't want to give you all the nonsense, the
Packers coach Matt Lafleur saying that he wants to vomit
in his mouth every time the media talks about the

(10:07):
number one receiver. So we would recommend a medical intervention
ambulance paramedics. That would be our advice on this side
of the microphone, based on the symptoms of just hearing
number one receiver. Just hearing that leads you to want
to vomit in your mouth, that is a medical condition.

(10:30):
The medical term is gastro enteritis, better known as the
stomach flu. So uncontrollable vomiting, you might want to see
a doctor. But in all seriousness, it is a fair
question and the answer, though, is rather obvious as a

(10:51):
rule of thumb, defining roles in any job, whether you're
at a radio station like I work at, or you're
in a factory or whatever you do. I'm a big
believer that we're all wired the same way, no matter
where background, where we're from, what we look like, We're
all human beings at the end of all this, right,
So we all have a lot of the same intangibles,

(11:13):
and one of those would be knowing your role, knowing
your role right your responsibilities, and that leads to a
better performance, certainly in an athletic environment it would. But
when everything is clear at work, when roles are clearly
defined and we know what the job is and what
the mission is to accomplish, there's a collab there's a

(11:36):
collaboration and better communication that happens. So this is really
a referendum on Matt Lafleur that anytime somebody asks him,
who's your number one receiver, he wants to puke in
his mouth. Now, that tells me a couple things. It
tells me that the wide receiver room is filled with
divas in Green Bay, and all those guys want to
be the number one. And of course, you define a

(11:58):
number one, you then they get the most targets. We're
gonna know who the most targets go to because they
keep track of this stuff. It's not like a state secret.
There's that, But it's really on Matt Lafleur to tell
people what their job is and be the grown up
in the room. And it's really not that hard. My guy.
A couple of years ago, I think it was at
the Super Bowl in Phoenix. We had Christian Watson on

(12:21):
who was the wide receiver number one, and he had
a big year with Aaron Rodgers and then Rogers left
and he got hurt last year. But if healthy, that's
a big gif. Christian Watson is clearly better than those
other guys. I think you got Romeo Dobbs and Jaden
Reid and there's some other names there that you've never
heard of. That's the pecking order right there. Performance ultimately

(12:46):
will change that. Play well and you move up. Play
like Pooh and you go down, but not Pooh Richardson
because he had a long career in his sport. It
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(13:08):
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get a hold of the ghost Busters. Somebody get a
hold of the Ghostbusters.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
And it is.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Arguably the worst job in all of sport, and supposedly
people are lining up to get it. Why would you
line up for a crap job. We'll get to that
and we will do it.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
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(14:55):
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Speaker 1 (14:58):
The head of the night is the bucko Bruce Buccaneer hat.
One of the great ugly logos of all time. And
I love when sports were run by mom and pop
businesses and they would just rip off logos and they
didn't care. It's not like the corpus stuff where you
got every everything's trademarked and everything back in the in

(15:19):
the old days. Back in the old days, when sports
teams needed logos, they just rip off famous things like
the Buccaneers. The the evolution of the logo here, they
just ripped it off from the original Robin Hood movie.
They just really yes, yes, if you look at the
the movie poster for the original Robin Hood the Pirate
that on the hat that I'm wearing, the original Bucks

(15:41):
logo is actually from it was it was They say
it was inspired by Errol Flynn, but it was actually
just stolen. He's just taken from him and they put
it on there. And when you when you see these things,
you never forget them. When somebody tells you about these things,
like the the Arizona State Sun Devil their mascot. You

(16:03):
know who the face of the mascot is? Do you
know the story?

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Eddie?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You know this one?

Speaker 9 (16:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't All right, Walt Disney. If you look at
the original arizonas now they have like a stupid like
I don't know with their logos, not even the devil thing.
It's the pitchfork pitchfork. Yeah, it was a dumb logo,
that is. But if you look at the original Arizona
State logo, it's the face of Walt Disney. Oh wow,
isn't that wild? I see it?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Wait, I can't wait a second.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't. Once you see, once
you see this stuff, you can't unsee it. It's it's
just wild. It's like, well like they they just didn't care.
They were just like Leu's f around. There's the face
of Walt Disney right there. Pretty well anyway, I don't
know why they just popped in my head, but it didn't.
So that's the way it works. Let's go to the

(16:51):
phones and we'll say hello to Miami Danny, whose heart
is in Tennessee but his lady friend is in Miami. Hello,
Miami Danny.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
Hey, then two quick things. You used to do Boston
sports radio sometimes?

Speaker 11 (17:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Do I still do boxing.

Speaker 10 (17:10):
Boston sports radio?

Speaker 9 (17:11):
Something? Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
No, I used to fill in at the other stage.
I don't do that anymore.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
Oh man, all right, Well, would you, if you're the commissioner,
would you have to spend it that Red Sox dude?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I would not. I would I would have find him
suspended making sure. Well what are you making sure? Was
that a litmus test? No, I said, I wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (17:33):
It's ridiculous. It's a baseball field.

Speaker 11 (17:35):
It's not.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
It's some holy like. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Well, just think that that Jared Duran got punished more
than the twenty seventeen cheating as one one thousand and two,
one thousand holes who cheated to throw the World Series
and they didn't get suspended even two games. The players
that were involved in that Albouve and Bregman and Correa
and all those losers and baseball punished Jared. And you

(18:00):
know major League Baseball is involved in that decision. It
wasn't just the Red Sox. Baseball was involved at the
corporate as well.

Speaker 10 (18:06):
I don't know, it's a naughty word on a baseball field.
It's a banter. So I couldn't believe that.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
We like the oldest when Kobe Bryant could yell at
and get fun. How much did he get fine coop
one hundred thousand or something like that, hundred thousand dollars
Kobe back in the day.

Speaker 11 (18:21):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
And the other thing was that Joe Milton.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
You know that is what the Patriots.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yes, the guy that will be on the practice squad
for the PAGEOT.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
I know, I heard some Boston guy like yesterday saying
there's gonna be a QB battle.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
I hate to say, Joe Milton sucks. I watched him
all last year for Tennessee. He's not any good.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
He's like, well for you, for you who bleeds orange.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
He's he was very disappointing.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, but his rivalry is with suck A and suck
B because you've got your Kobe Brissette, who's we know
he sucks. He's played a long time, he's been terrible.
Just about everybody's played, and then you've got the the prodigy,
who they clearly don't trust the Patriot coaching staff. Otherwise,
Mayo would have played his quarterback more than a handful

(19:10):
of snaps in the opener.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Yeah. Yeah, everybody is so dazz that he can throw
the ball ninety yards, but.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You can't hit like Unfortunately, you know, Drake may if
they trusted him, they would have played. They knew that
if he had played longer and would have actually attempted
some decent throws and thrown some incompletions, they would have
been attacked. They would have the organization would have been attacked.
So instead they didn't play him very much. They hit him.

Speaker 10 (19:36):
So yeah, yeah, people of Boston, be careful. He will
break your heart.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, they don't have hearts, so they can't break them.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
It's all a right.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You have nowhere to go, nothing to do. I'm hanging
up on you, Ben, what I feel like such a dingus? Okay, good?
Why are you talking.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
About the Buccaneers Hamper Bay Buccaneers right right right?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
And I'm looking up the thing right the Robin Hood logo.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
What is he talking about?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And no, but I'm going to old school Robinhood. I'm
not going like the new Robin I went like Disney
robin Hood.

Speaker 12 (20:08):
So I'm looking up like a fox, right, I want
to see a fox on this hat.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I have no idea who this man on your hat is?
Errol famous actor? And is the real Robin Hood, the
original that goes back to like the nineteen thirties robin Hood.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, this is yeah. My favorite robin Hood was
the cartoon robin Hood. I loved the cart Yeah, that's
the one I thought. I loved that one. Is that
not the greatest robin Hood? Who doesn't like that robin Hood?

Speaker 12 (20:35):
Come on, you're talking about the one where it's a fox. Yeah, Forest,
that's a great movie. Yes, love that movie.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
You got to ruin it with human beings.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Watch it tonight, today.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Tonight, today, this morning. Have you seen the movie poster?

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Though?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
There's a movie poster this I can find it.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I used to have it.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And it's once you see that too, it's like it's oh, yeah,
that makes sense. The Errol Errol Flynn is robbing. Anyway,
what are we do? We're getting down a rabbit hole here,
bad job bys. Let's go to Nick the Bartender. You
know it's a big night when Nick the Bartenders calling Hello,
Nick the Bartender.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
Change it up on Friar Tuck.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh, you we have.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
On the Friar Tuck. I'm just out here representing Robbin
and just making sure everybody's.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Friar Tuck. I think the podres logo you are.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
I'm reaching out to La forever and ever, but you'll
never hear.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Oh are you playing lorraino? You're not responding to Nick
the Bartender?

Speaker 11 (21:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Where are you? Where are you at?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Nick the bar?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
What city you and Nick? You don't want to go
to Missoula, Montana? Or you could be My grandma was
from mont You could be the most famous person in Missoula, Montana.
You go hang out with Nick.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
The bart.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
I'll treat you with almost suspecially.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
You'll get free drinks. Yes, I'll show you around cool
spot you go around missou.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
You never sing before. I'm just saying it's like whatever,
but wow, all right, back to Ben Miller and.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Then don't try to pick up.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
On me now.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
I just want to be Tuck. Now that's way better.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Do you want to be the swinging Friar Tuck? The
padre mascot Or do you just want to.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Be like Friar Tuck the bartender.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Friar Tuck the Bartender.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Yeah, just go Nick or Nick or just Nick.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You don't want to be Nick the bar Nick? Nick?
How about Nick the Quick? You want to be Nick
the Quick?

Speaker 8 (22:36):
You know?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Now?

Speaker 8 (22:37):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I can call you whatever I want. I can call
you a lot of things.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
But I was talking about Rina who I was trying
to Nick?

Speaker 13 (22:47):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Nick full of sticks?

Speaker 8 (22:52):
No, I Nick the thick Arena could handle me though, Nick.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
The chopstick, Nick the Yeah, yeah, I'm a little freaked
out here.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
What you.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Just said? You were talking to me?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Now?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
You want to talk to Loraina? You want me to
hang up on this guy? Loraina? You want me to
hang up on this guy. I'm in the bathroom bed.
Lorraina just stepped out for a smoke.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Yeah, well, give me a break and let me.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Talk to you.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Want to talk to you. I gotta be like Lorraina's
big brother.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I got like, what.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Your Hey, we haven't heard from that guy in Vegas
that was drinking the mouth wash. He hasn't called up
Mike and maybe's okay.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I'm sure he's great.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Oh, man, he's all right, yeah, yeah, it was wild.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
He was very upset. He kept telling me, let's go
to the Bolagia. I got an extra pair of shorts.
I'll go in the Bolagio. Found you watch me go
in the fountain of the Bolaggio and I'll change right after.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yeah, changing the handcuffs.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
He's done it before.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I bet the water is nice.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I would also like to point out one of the
other people. We will not reveal the name. What are
the One of the people that was there actually is
like an executive at the Bolagia who happened to be there,
who's a friend of the show. So we had someone
that goes into the fountain, and we had someone.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Who's a wide range of characters.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
We have the people that are like upper management at
the Bolagio, and then we had people that go into
the fountain to urinate and to take a shower.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
After I went into the fountain across the street, there's
really no topic that.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's why the guy's a fan ed Mike in Vegas
is because of you. He's like this, I relate to
the show. You you went into the fountain. You're just like, Mike,
what kind of mouthwash do you like to drink?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
I never had mouthwash in my own never.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You've never had you've never taken a It's a lot
cheaper than whiskey.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Not so here.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, but you have really clean intestines when you drink
the mouthwash. There's no nothing smells good. It's great, smell good.

Speaker 12 (24:56):
People don't accuse you of drinking if you drink mouthwash.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I just assume you have fresh breath.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's correct. And as an added bonus, Eddie, if you
drink mouthwash, I guess you get really hot, so you
need to like take a towel and wipe your head off.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Another.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
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Speaker 1 (25:17):
Fun fact here that I have. It's gonna make you
feel old.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Ma, fun fact.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
You know who Will Wagner is? You heard the name
Will Wagner.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
No, sounds like an actor on a daytime soap opera.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Okay with the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
No, you just guessed. You guess wrong, bad job by you.
Will Wagner is a second baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays.
Why is that going to make you feel old? Will
Wagner is the son of Billy Wagner, the former Mets
and Rockies closed.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Twenty of kids of players that I admired as a
young man.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
That not all about you, Eddie. Billy Wagner's kid, Will Wagner,
had his big league debut. He hit a double on
the first pitch that he saw in the big leagues,
although it was against the angel so it's kind of
still the minor leagues. But he finished with three hits
and are run batted in. Will Wagner, the son of
Billy Wagner. Wow, did the Blue Jays decide to draft

(26:14):
the kid of every player?

Speaker 4 (26:16):
They had?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Boba Schett there, they had begs kids.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
He was with the Dodger Junior.

Speaker 12 (26:21):
Yeah, I'm glad to see these men are pro creating.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Though they're forcing their kids to go into the family business.
Loan right, right, Well, are you going to force your
daughter to go into radio? I can't. No, you can't
actually like voice acting, though she does she does want
to do voice work, So there you go.

Speaker 12 (26:39):
The vlag Garrero Junior thing was hit me more as
far as making me feel old. That was a sign, yeah,
because you know that was you know, one of my
favorite angels for a long time.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah. The one that really killed me was I was Buddies.
I did suffered the Dodgers. I was friends with Raoul Mondsey,
who I think just got out of house arrest. But
but Mandy used to bring his kids out and play
catch before the games and they were little kids. We
talked to him, and one of the kids played for
the Royals. Wow, in the big leagues a few years back.

(27:12):
It's been the years, Yeah, so that was kind of
s That was crazy. But they do go into baseball
when they're like eighteen or nineteen, so it's not like
they're fifty years old and they're going to the baseball
They ain't been around for a while. Still, Yeah, it's
still still pretty wild when you see that kind of stuff.
I wonder what the one, Dick and day Dick, are
you there, Dick, Hi, Dick? What was the one when

(27:33):
you realize, whoa wait, I remember that guy's I remember
that guy playing? Now his kids playing? No idea? All right, Hey, congratulations,
congratulations to Kevin m from Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, Dick Emmons
for magnificent Have you ever been to Brooklyn Park, Minnesota?

Speaker 8 (27:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
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Ohio but Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. He is the second of
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(28:15):
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love for you to win those tires from tire Ract.
That would be great. You got enter though to win though, Okay, Dick.

Speaker 11 (28:37):
Oh okay, I just wanted to tell you. I told
the End Zone show and I got a new name, Titus,
and Jeff Felf called me Dixon Dixon.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Dayton plural Dixon calls you Dix.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, multiple dicks, yeah, so more than one.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like double your pleasure, double your fun with Dix from Dayton. Yeah, yeah,
all right, the world. Yeah all right, well that's great.
That's a very original nickname. Those guys are pretty creative
over there on that show.

Speaker 11 (29:15):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Did they come up with that on their own? Did
they have a marketing firm come up with one?

Speaker 12 (29:20):
Dick was just not enough in the show. Listen, this
show is so big we need two Dicks. Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
I just wanted to tell you I can't wait till
the you know, the season starts. I'll be calling that
postgame show post game.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I can't wait to listen to the Browns postgame show
after the Browns have just played a game and you're
on there, Dicky, I called the Ben Mallor show. You
say that right? Watching my name. It's cross promotion, is
what it is. And Eddie's in my my earphones here.
Eddie's like, hey, did did Dick send any more pictures?
He wants to know. Do you send me more.

Speaker 11 (29:54):
Pictures out if you need them?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Edie? How many have Dick's picks? You have unity dick picks?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Eddie?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Of course you do, all right, Eddie, we all do
it like those? All right? Very good? Now, hopefully next
year Dick and Date we'll do a Mallard meet and
greet in Ohio, and I want to make sure you're
gonna be there, so you gotta you gotta show up
and we do it.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Okay, Okay, you.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Promise, promise you're gonna be there. What you do is
normally you know and play. Oh you're gonna play?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, we got when is this happening?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Been?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Well, there was a gentleman that's a bartender in Columbus, Ohio,
who has offered he runs a very popular bar in Columbus, Ohio,
which is a NHL town, a college town, and he
has offered to host a Mallard meet and greet in
twenty twenty five. So we have to plan us. Coop's
not gonna go. But Eddie, what do you think we'll see?

Speaker 12 (30:52):
Look, there's only one I said, we'll see that Columbus.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Columbus is a bad spot.

Speaker 12 (30:58):
It's not central because the only chance you'll ever see
me going to Ohio is if we go during the
summer and I can catch a baseball game at either
in either Cincinnati or Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, but you could go, it's it's geographic. You just
rent a car and drive you can drive a car.
I rented a car in Boston. I went for like Maine,
all the way up to almost Canada through.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well, that's crazy. You spent so much time of your
vacation driving.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
You got to see the world. You got to you
could drive through Ohio, see salt of the earth. Peace.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh there's nothing to see driving.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh there's I mean Ohio. You love Ohio, Right, Dick,
it's a great tell Tell Coop, Tell Coop, Wyo high,
Tell Coop why Ohio is a great place.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Day.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
That's gotta be the greatest thing.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Man.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
He's been calling me for twenty years and I've never
I mean, my god, this a single grace thing he
has ever said on the show.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I don't think he sold it for Coop. I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I don't think I can't wait together.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh my god, he's an American treasure. Dickon, Oh my god,
all right, I was gonna do this old Ghostbuster sorry,
really cares about that. Mookie Bets is freaked out by
ghosts at the Dodger. You know that hotel in Milwaukee. Yeah, yeah, speister,

(32:58):
I think it's called the Hotel.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
He's not the only one.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
When I was with the Dodgers. You know, twenty four
years ago whatever, the Dodgers had a young player who
nobody really knew was gonna be that good. He's a
Hall of Famer now, Adrian Beltray. He slept with a bat.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Because you know, if it goes to tax you a baseball,
that is exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
What the guys used to love the bust Beltray's you know,
balls on the team. And so they tell him how
these ghost stories, and he was so freaked out by
the time they got the Milwaukee that he had he
had the bat. Anyway, all right, we can't top that.
That's I mean, we should say good night everybody, or
good morning. I don't know, but an amazing line. That is,
as a big time radio friend of mine said, you

(33:42):
cannot script comedy like that, Dick and date. The timing
on that could not have been better. Could not Please
tell me, Coop, that's going to be in the system.
Can we get that?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I want that right now.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
We're gonna get that. We'll have site the Bite, the
Great sports radio Mystery. We'll get to that. We'll do
it next.

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(34:31):
Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Mallor.

Speaker 13 (34:35):
It's time now to site Site to bite where we
play random generic sound bites, you know in a sports
and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
You trying to tell us who's doing the talking.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And it is kind of for sight the butt. I
wish Dick and Dayton was the site to fight, but
unfortunately it is not a lot of love for the Dixter.
Alfhiam A. Piners is the greatest Mike drop in show
history by the Dixter. Robbie says Dick and Dayton clearly
missed his calling by not being in marketing all time.
Moment there you go Dick and Dayton. Amazing. We will

(35:11):
play that a lot. But let's get to the site
to bite right now, because the show must go on.
And let's go to the audio tape. Someone from the
world of sports the last seven to ten days, a coach,
an athlete, a media member.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I'm comfortable, Play again, I'm comfortable?

Speaker 6 (35:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Who is that? I'm comfortable? I think they said if
you know the answer, eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox,
will anyone to get it right? I'm going to go
call the number five, Eddie. Nobody look right now? Number three?
Maybe number three cupolo?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Five?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
All right, let's again, eight seven seven ninety nine on us,
Play again, play again? Playing comfortable? All right, Let's say, hello, dude,
Daniel in South Carolina. Daniel, you are my dumber? What
number one? Who is this? Daniel Real Clurton? Is it
Bill Clinton? Guess that's tremendous great athlete.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
JT the wingman in Knoxville who's been to three Mallard
meet and greets JT. And we man, you're my caller
number two?

Speaker 8 (36:08):
J T.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
I'm gonna go with Andrews.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Is it Hawk?

Speaker 11 (36:13):
The Hawk?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's a good name. Is it Andre Dawson. I can't
believe it Wasn't it shocking? I played against Lorena Sight
the Bite, the Great? What's I don't have the clue?
What is the klue, Cooper Loop? Just tell me the clue, Coop,
I don't have the wherewithal to get the clue.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
On.

Speaker 12 (36:34):
His father played basketball for Temple while his mother played volleyball,
also for Temple.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
All right, Kelly, you're my caller? Three? Kelly. What's the answer, Kelly?

Speaker 9 (36:43):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Steph Curry?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Is it Steph Curry? No, we're actually out of what's
the answer, Coop? I'm Jalen Brunson. Jalen Brunson of the Knickerbockers.
Jalen Brunson. We didn't get the five. All is Deddy
because we were laughing at Dick
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