September 9, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Giants HC Brian Daboll saying that Russell Wilson will remain the starting QB for New York, the Eagles trading for Jaguars RB Tank Bigsby, Bill Belichick losing several of the trademarks he filed for, Cite the Bite, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. It's our number four. Happy, happy Tuesday
to you. It is the ninth day of September. And
here in our number four, do you agree or disagree
with the Giants keeping Russell Wilson as QB number one? Also,
how do you read the Eagles trade for Jags running
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back Tank Bigsby? And what is the trademark defeat? What
is this trademark defeat going to do for Bill Belichick?
He lost several of the trademarks he filed for at
North Carolina. We'll talk about all that and more right
now here. It is our number four. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Well,
imagine playing poker and you draw a two seven or
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queen and three. You wouldn't be very happy with that.
You certainly went doubled down on that. But that's what's
going on in the NFL. Welcome in the beginning of another.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Hour of the Ben Mathers Show.
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So we had a whacky, whacky kind of a Monday
night football game. The Chicago Bears were leading. They were
in control of the game until they were no longer
in control of the game. Had a seventeen to six
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league going to the fourth quarter, and then the Vikings
flipped the switch. Or did the Chicago Bears flip the
switch and say, hey, wait a minute, we're the Bears,
We're supposed to suck, and sure enough they did. Is
the Vikings got one quarter of good football out of
JJ McCarthy and they won the game wild finished back
to back primetime games. We usually begin the NFL season
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complaining about primetime games. Well, that game sucked, that game
was terrible. I can't really say that about these first
two primetime games. Now, the Thursday game the Eagles and
the Cowboys with the hour rain delay or lightning delay,
that was not ideal anyway. Our lead this hour is
from the Big Apple, adjacent to the Big Apple, where
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coach Brian Dayball had been non committal. We talked about
this a little bit in the previous episode of the show.
The coach there in New York non committal about the
status of his quarterback, Russell Wilson after an absolute pathetic,
capital p pathetic performance against the Washington Commanders and the
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team formerly knows the Redskins. Now just one game into
the season, and already there was a groundswell of support
to remove, forcibly, Russell Wilson as the quarterback and put
rookie Jackson Dart in there, put him behind the steering wheel. Okay,
so we now have our answer. If you've not heard
by now, maybe not. The consternation lasted less than twenty
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four hours, and here is Brian Dayball, the coach of
the Giants making his quarterback decision.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Do you intend to start Russell Wilson this week? Yes,
it's tough game again.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like I said yesterday, that game wasn't It doesn't fall
on Russell Wilson. You gotta do a better job collectively coaching, playing,
But russellill be a starter. Wouldn't that be great if
we could all have other people to blame? Like if
I have a bad show, I'm gonna blame Colin Cowhard,
it's clearly his fault. Okay, not my fault. It's Coward's fault.
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And if I have another bad show, I'm gonna blame
Rob Parker. It's Rob Parker's fault. And if I have
a third bad show, Gottlieb, I'm blaming Gottlieb.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
How about some freaking accountability? It just drives me nuts.
Oh that's what you're supposed to say. So it's the
status quo. I guess it's appropriate. Brian Dable had a
decision to make and he decided to punt something that
Giants know a lot about punting. So let us discuss.
Do you agree or disagree with the Giants keeping Russell
Wilson as QB number one, number one. So my take
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on this, I've got pet Smart, Russell Crowe and.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Weird Al in some order. We'll do those things.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
We'll put them all together, and we are gonna pick
up a pound of thin cut gobba gool. All right,
the gobba gool. We're gonna get the gobagool. Not a
lead off. I obviously disagree. This is the kind of
thing that drives me, baddie. Okay, Russ has this is
not just a one off. It'd be one thing if
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it's like, well, Russ just had a bad game, but
he's really been consistent for three or four years. No,
how about the opposite of that. Russ has been done
d O n E done for several years. It was
an abject failure with the Denver Broncos. He then went
to Pittsburgh and sucked at a time you cannot suck.
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And he's off to the same start with the Giants.
So like, is this news embargoed now?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Everyone?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So I get up on I end up on all
these email lists where PR people will send me email
of you know, some celebrity bull crap that they're promoting,
and they want me to talk about it on the show,
and I almost never do because I'm not in that world.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Uh, but everyone's while.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I mean, I said, this is embargoed until like Wednesday,
and well, why did you send it to me? Well,
you you got to know about it, but you can't
talk about it's embargo So my theory is that the
NFL has embargoed the fact that Russell Wilson blows and
the teams.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Don't know about it. Like mister mister Unlimited.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
When he was in Seattle, he is the Thanksgiving turkey
that had been left in the oven until it's essentially
a piece of charcoal because the people were drinking, watching
football and they didn't keep an eye on the turkey. Now,
I love a well done turkey. Turkey, I love a
well done turkey. But my god, now the giants in general,
I take a couple steps back. They are the poor schlubs.
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The giants here sitting around the table and they're like,
oh yeah, that's that tastes pretty good. You know, it's
a turkey. It's a burned up charcoal, piece of charcoal.
And they're like, oh yeah, yeah, Russ is fine. It's
the other guys, you know, it's this guy. It's that guy.
It's a million excuses, a parade of excuses, which is
what losers.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's what they do. They make a bunch of excuses.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now the Giants are serving up a boiling cauldron of
suck soup at the quarterback position. They've been doing that
for years because it's not like Eli Manning. He was average,
had a couple of freak playoff runs and that was it.
But he was a mediocre quarterback. As the all time
record for most home losses in NFL history, that tells
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you all you need to know. But every time Washington
brought pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure, every time they brought pressure
to Russell Wilson, what did Russell Wilson do? He became
a rabbit, a hair brained rabbit, is what he did.
And he was like he was trying to escape a
fire escape and he couldn't find his way out. He
was pressured twelve times, he completed two of twelve passes
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for twenty six yards, was sacked twice, and he scrambled twice.
That is not professional NFL quarterback played by Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It is not.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It is someone playing dodgeball in elementary school. They used
to do that back in the Genets, and I said, well,
they're just giving it more time. They want to let
the season kind of marinate a little bit. They're living
in a fantasy and they know in that building this
guy can't play, but they're so afraid of rushing Jackson
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Dart and he's going to suck anyway, so it doesn't matter.
You got to get that suck out and then maybe
there'll be something that it doesn't suck. But you got
to play him. It's not going to be hitting the
ground running, and that's not the way. We're like, you're
trying to sell some, not all, but you're trying to
sell some that Russell Wilson is the guy, when clearly
he's the ghost of whatever he was back in the
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day in Seattle. It's not let's ride, it's let's hide.
That is the slogans. Not let's ride, Let's hide, that's
the slogan. And he's Russell Crowe. He's Russell Crowe in Gladiator,
like bloody battered, all that stumbling around yelling are you
not entertained? No, Russ, We're not not entertained. Well, maybe
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if you bet against the Giants you would be entertained.
You'd be very happy about that. The whole thing screams desperation,
which is appropriate because that's the franchise charter of the
New York Giants in recent years. The Giants are in
quarterback purgatory yet again, and they're stirring that boiling cauldron
of suck soup and they're like, it's magically gonna taste
like a delicious chicken soup or a Matza ball soup,
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or French onion soup or a tortilla soup.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And I know it still tastes bad. It tastes like
just trash, just sewer water, is what it tastes like.
All right. Now, further, we have a trade. We have
a trade in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
To the high speed sports wire, we go to the
transaction wire where the Philadelphia Eagles, clearly sensing problems on
the homestead. The Eagles have made a trade after beating
the Dallas Cowboys, but not dominating the Dallas Cowboys. The
Eagles are acquiring a tank. That's right, a literal tank.
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Not from the Army, not from the Marines. No, the
Eagles are acquiring running back Tank Bigsby, who he's a
running back from the Jacksonville Jaguars Duval County in exchange
for a twenty twenty six fifth and sixth round draft pick.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Which means essentially nothing. Essentially nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So how do you read the Eagles trade for running
back Tank Bigsby from Jacksonville. So everyone loves to just
lick the toes of Howie Roseman, the GM in Philadelphia.
So Howie Roseman there on this trade. It is telling,
because all trades are telling. What I take away from
this trade is the Eagles GM went to pet Smart
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and he bought his team a gecko. The Geico Gecko
is what he got, right. It's a straight up insurance tank.
Bigsby's an insurance running back. That's why they added him.
That's all this is. Now Philadelphia is trying to spin
this story. They saying, well, listen, we're happy with what
we have here. Obviously, there's thrilled with Saquon Barkley, although
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he was out rushed by his quarterback. I believe AJ
Dillon and Will Shipley are the other running backs in
that room, and so.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's why that's okay. Running at the very top.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Barkley's good and Dylan's gotten a lot of opportunity in
his days with the Green Bay Packers and all that. However,
in the NFL the injury rate is one hundred percent.
So it's kind of like buying a used car. You
have to assume the position. You have to assume the
position that something is going to break down on the automobile,
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and when it does, you don't want you do not
want to bust pass. You want a Triple A card.
You want to call Triple A, get a tow truck
to come help you out. And Plus, now, Bigsby is
not just some kind of spare tire that you have
in the back of the car.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He's not. His name is Tank. You gotta be good
if your name is Tank.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And he did average over thirty two yards per kickoff return,
so he'll be doing that. They'll be hiding him as
a kickoff returner and then eventually if they need to
use that insurance, it's not cheap insurance.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Uh, it's uh. It's the the gap coverage.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It covers all that, the collision, the roadside assistance, all
that stuff. It's all covered, all of it. And in theory,
it gives you a backup option. You're being proactive rather
than reactive. It also makes you wonder if they believe
that Sequon Barkley is going to get hurt, that he
ran the ball quite a bit last year. He's the
bell cow back in Philadelphia? Are they preparing for the
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inevitable regression to the mean by Sequon Barkley and also
the likely injury every time he takes a hit? Barkley,
You're like, he's he's he a hit closer now to
to missing some time. So you tank, not tank for
the draft, You tank for the running back and you
get a little insurance, and you don't want to use
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the insurance, right You're I don't want to use it
if the hamstring tightens up for Saquon Barkley or whatever.
We get to December, okay, fine, then everyone will be
kissing how he Roasmans took us again?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And there you go. You paid the monthly premium. Way
to go?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
All right? Now?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Last thing, we go to Chapel Bill, not Chapel Hill.
Chapel Bill follow up follow up to a malar monologue
of Day's Gone by North Carolina football coach Bill Belichick
and his much younger girlfriend jord Don Hudson, the power
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couple of Chapel Hill. They tried might remember they tried
to trademark the phrases Bill's version of do your job,
ignore the noise, the bellustrator, and no days off, and
the results they were given the mutumbo they were blocked,
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denied the Trademark Office in the United States, said ix
Nay on the trademark A worried about confusion. Okay, worried
about confusion. So question, what is the trademark defeat going
to do for North Carolina coach Bill Belichick losing? Now,
he didn't get some trademarks, but he lost. Look like
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he lost about half of what he was trying to
get or really what she was trying to get. So
this is going to eat at Belichick. It's going to
be like a flesh eating virus eating at Bill Belichick
because he already hates Robert Kraft. This whole situation this
week where you had Belichick banning Patriots scouts from the
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North Carolina practices, like why would the Patriots scouts want
to go to North Carolina practice?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
They stink?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
But then you had Belichick say he's not welcome. Then
he had Mike Vrabel on his weekly paid radio show
say well he is welcome, and all that stuff. So
we know that Belichick already has a you know what
up has took his for the Patriots, and he thinks
that Robert Craft and the Patriots are out to get
him and all that stuff. And so now now Belichick
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finds out that Robert Kraft and the Patriots see one
of the reasons that these things were denied was Robert
Craft and the Patriots had already trademarked all of these
little sayings years ago. That the Patriots owned the trademark
to these sayings. So o MG, right, oh my god,
this is like adding gasoline to the white hot tire
fire right there. I mean, it is an absolute dumpster fire.
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And Belichick, he's gonna be even more miserable if that's
possible when it comes to when you bring up the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's just like this is just gonna eat it him.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And now now he's coming in with a bigger chip
on his shoulder. I don't want to umbellish this and
say it's too big and anything like that, but it's
the size of Mars. It's the size of Mars, and
it's the world against him and all that the world's
out to get me. And you know what that in
this case, it's a little odd because you've got Belichick
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who tried to use a little trick o ration with
his lady friend there that they call it the Taylor
Swift moves like that, there's a move that Taylor Swift did.
But it turns out that in comparison to Taylor Swift,
Bill Belichick much more like weird Al Yankovic trying to
do a parody version of his own own career, like
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he wanted Bill's version. Instead, he got a nice rejection
on a letter. And Robert Kraft owns the words of
Bill Belichick. In't that wonkee like that? Patriots own Bill
Belichick's phrases. The Patriots own his brand, and that is
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one of the reasons Belichick could not get that trademark through.
And so he's left standing there, the cranky old man,
yelling at the at the clouds and ranting and raving.
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And boy, I got a text from a listener that
has not called the show in a while.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
He might be online six by the way, Coop, I
don't know. It might be line six.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
There might be the guy I think, yeah, sent me
a send me a text, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I thought, I guess he's trying to call in. Then
he can't call it, so I'll take a call. Uh,
let's let's see. Oh he's online three. Okay, he's online three.
So I thought I didn't see him online three. But
he's online three. So we'll go to line three. Let's
say hello to Doc Mike in Chicago. Hell, you got
the doc? Hello Doc?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
You say Jack?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Where Doc?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's been I don't think we've talked this year. I
don't think it's Is it September? Have you not called
in this year? Doc?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I've been busier than a one armed paper hanger with
a itch.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
What have you been up for? What have you been doing?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Uh? Just lots of new patients. Been going like a
rap ass since April when I got back from Arizona.
And as luck would have it, I'm flying to Arizona
on an emergency on the twentieth. I believe it is
of September.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, well, dog, we love you.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I guess maybe we did speak in back in February
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, I went in Arizona when I when I talked.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, I got you. All right? Are you still doing
the pineapple fruitsmoothies and all that?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Absolutely? Now we got Well, it's walnut season, so we're
boiling water, taking a fresh walnut and putting it into
boiling water and letting it steep and then drink that
water with the walnut hole?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Is it good for you?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Totally? Who's that?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
See? I haven't been listening for It's only Lorena who's
been here for how many years?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Year?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And six months year.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
A year and a half, So dog, you really have
not called the show much in a year and a half. Doc, Hi, Doc,
you're losing your status, by the way, Doc in the
mallad militia.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's a bad job by you.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Hello, Lorena, I'm the yum yam a Foxport Radio.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Come on, come on now, you're just encouraging. Don't encourage him.
Please come on.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
What happened to that giant lama thing that's not here anymore?
I thought you said you were gonna leave it as
a mascot.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Where the lama? Did you put in the carpool seat?
You see next year? Drove the carpool in it and everything? Yeah?
I understand.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
All right, Well listen, Doc, I'm glad. I'm glad you're
checked in. We love you and I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
During what I'm going to I'm going to drop off
a goldhead at Wrigley Field. They're they're not going to
get anywhere out of the playoffs this year with Milwaukee
smoking him.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You know, yeah, yeah here you are?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh very good? You want to take a call?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Absolutely all right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We'll do a little ask the doc who does not
want to do ask the Doc. We haven't done, asked
the doc in a while, not a real doctor, ask
the doc. Here we go, let's welcome in.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
What do we have?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Mike the Leprecaun. You're on with Doc, Mike, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Go ahead, Mikey, Mikey, Mike the leper cards.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So you got to do your job, like Bill girl
Chick would say, and you got to call him more often.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
And Ben, is this the guy with the tamel yourn yees?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, yes, Doc, Mike.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
If you need a goat heead Doc famously, I would say, Doc,
this is one of your three most famous stories in
you've been calling me for twenty years, but you sent
a goat head to Fox Sports Radio And I was
banned from getting mail for six months because there was
blood dripping.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Out of the box of these uh and the people
in the mailroom freaked out. They said it was a one.
What do I want?
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You know the rainer does not have a goat and
the rain.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I don't want one.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You don't want to go ahead?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, No, he doesn't send the bloody ones anymore. He
doesn't send the bloody ones.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah. They said it was a hazmat situation. In the
mail room because.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
They didn't know was they didn't know it was real blood,
like human blood or and they didn't know what it was.
They canceled the Cub game from oh yeah, that's right,
Well that was no, that was even better that.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So Doc Mike goes one.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Hundred miles away and they credit canceled the game.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
So, Doc, let me tell you, take a breath.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So Doc Mike calls me up in the middle of
the night and before the Cubs open, he says, I'm
at the location.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I uh, I've got the goat heead right or whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
So they he drops the goat head off at Wrigley Field,
and then the next day they they cancel the Cub
game and the Mayor of Chicago holds a news conference.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right the ram emmanual at.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
The time, the Mary of Chicago holds a news cars,
we will use all police resources to find out who
dropped this goat head off at Wrigley I have Doc
doing the play by play on my phone of him
dropping the goat head off at Wrigley Field.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They never got you, did They never caught you, did they,
Doc Mike? They never did.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
They had me on eleven different cameras at gate k
and I never got a call, and you.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Still didn't get caught because it's list.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
When Ben was on the Chicago radio for six months,
all we talked about was the hazards of steroids.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And that's why we got canceled. All right, hold on sick,
Doc Mike Delever.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
We put him on hold. Uh, he didn't go to
jail for that, but he did go to jail. Yeah. Well,
you know, we all make mistakes.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And and Doc also there was this NFL player that
ran named Michael Vick, right, and Michael Vick went to yeah, yeah, yea,
so he went to he went to Levenworth.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He went to.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Levenworth Prison in Kansas, and Doc Mike decided to drive
down to Levenworth to try to interview for the show.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Michael Vick.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yes, yes, remember that, Doc. That was one of the
great moments in show history.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah. He was in a white jumpsuit in the in
the infirmary he had, you know, and off clubs and
Tree took real good care of him over there.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
All right, take another call, go to a random call,
Random call. You're on the air with Doc Mike. Hello,
random call.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Hey, Doc, I got a couple of questions for it,
if you don't mind my.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Gosh, Mine Scott again, Oh my god, why can't you
go to Ecuador?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Why can't you go to Ecuador? And does anybody actually
believe in what you're smoking? Because we all know you're
full of crap, Doc, and this is a huge scamp
you to meet ladies from other countries. You're like Mike
the leprechaun, who has as are.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Your thoughts on that? Doc, Mike?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
The women in Ecuador are drop dead gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, Well you know we're not.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
We're not doing a commercial for Ecuador in travel, but yes,
I got you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right, Well, Doc, I must move on. There's other
people that want to talk about that. Listen.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thank you, Doc. It's great to hear your voice again. Yeah,
you're a great part of this show. And please call
us more often.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, say it for for my radio wife. Okay, all right,
medical challenges right now? Okay, and yeah, there are forty
five million listeners every day or more. Yeah, we can
have her heel.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Very all right.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Well, we send our love to Regina spin Cycle, Regina,
your radio wife. The famous wedding at the Mermaid in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Doc Mike, what a night that.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Was, never forget it.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Amazing night.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
We had a radio, we had a wedding at the
Malar meet and greet at the Mermaid was there.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was it was quite the scene there and so
was there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No, she was, Lorena wasn't the I didn't even know
who Lorena was at that time. She wasn't even working
on the show. All right, I gotta go, thank you
the great doc Mike. Look at that. Unbelievable from the
windy city there checking in. Let's say hello to Tyler,
who's in Minnesota, the aforementioned Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Hello, Tyler, welcome Maller.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yay, hey, I.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Know you met Chris Hockey last week and the circa
million whatever the heck you.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Call that there and whatever?
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Yeah, wait wait can we see a collaboration? Is that
coming anytime? That just is that just for the ether?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, well that was first of all, it was a
very nice meeting him. It was everyone was cool. They
put he she put me on the show. I was
on the I was on the morning show for like.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Yeah, yeah, I stay up.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
A little late.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
I I uh podcast him all the time. But it
would be a nice little collaboration.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, listen, I'm all for it. I would love
to do it.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
I can't tell you the truth. I bet all those
guys right now are.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Listening to that on the way to the station right now,
where they're at the station right now, right now.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Some of them did admit to listening to the show.
And I'd be more than happy to do it. I'd
be more than happy to do it. But I mean,
if they invite me, I would love to do I
think they will.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
You and Chris Hockey to ogs your old radio guys, Yeah,
around for a long time.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
I think you got along good.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
And he gave you a great report last time he
was at the Circa.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah you're in Coboration.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, yeah, we He knows everybody you know, Circa and
all that he's.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
A made man.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He knows that he put me in contact with people
I could not get in contact with.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
What what he got you to.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That pool party?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Who's got you to the pool party?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I did see the pool. I don't know that actually
got into the pool party, but I got the VP.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
There was water there anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I didn't know there was water. There was a lot
of really good looking people wearing clothes.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I wanted to put you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What what your personality?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
They're fucking right all.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I think I liked that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
He immediately realized he said something he can't say. See
that's that Minnesota nice. See he's so nice. He's like, oh, man,
I cursed, but I didn't mean to curse. And it's
like he's all bummed out by that. Let's go to
Keg Drinking Steve in kensa city who already is conceding.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Are you saying now? The chiefs are gonna go? Oh
and two? Is that right, Keg Drinking Steve. They're going
to roost the Philadelphia this weekend.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Oh yeah. To minimize you always you always try and
minimize the greatness of the chase. We're gonna get back?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Well, I don't, I do not try to minimize You're
your player.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Hatred camp just overcomes you. You have to miss he's
the fastest human on earth and forty meters. Just just
suck on it, just just suck on that for a
little bit. And then the Steeler, the Steelers aren't gonna
get him.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh okay, this is off. Sorry, this is Tyreek Hill.
This is Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yes, hide, hide the women and children. Tyreek may be
coming back to town.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yes, he's the greatest. He's going to be coming back
to the chiefs.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You might where the white women at listen.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
And also I heard Tidney Sweeney may get a golden
globe even though she's only a seven. You think if
they dress your mouth, get this guy off the air.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You think, like, well, who's who's a Who's a ten?
If she's a seven, who's the ten?
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Well, she's sort of.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Like she's sort of like Taylor Swift, like the ugly
girl where all the all the bridesmaids are gonna be hot.
So so Taylor is like a seven and all the brides,
all the bridesmaids will be a nine.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Because but who's a ten?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I want to know who think Sidney Sweeney and Taylor
Swift are on the same who's a ten?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You are drunk?
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Yeah, they're they're like six.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Point five, and you, of course you're like a twelve.
You're like a big stud. You're amazing. You want to
catch you on Pamela.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Pamela Anderson is still a candid.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh no she's not. I've seen her recently. She's definitely
not a ten. No, not anymore.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
You know Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson has the biggest naked
gun out there, according to the tableauid.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well, you you want to study naked guns, my man
can go. More power to your pal. Whatever works for you.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Listen, Charlie, Charlie Sheen is really the ultimate male. He
Liam Neeson is good. But he's a former baseball player.
You know, he was gonna he was gonna have a
scholarship at the University of Kansas. And uh and Charlie
said he was on the drugs and he started to
make and whoop be with men.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay, well that's a thank you?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Is that? If?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What do you want me to say? Good for him?
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Is there a man? Is there a man?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (32:18):
I think? If Tom Brady kind of looks like a woman.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
So I.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did hear a story though, from a famous baseball player
that I will not name here, that said that the
certain celebrity, you you end up doing everything you could
possibly imagine with the females, and then eventually you apparently
you decide to go the other team over there.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
But at once.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I've never been in that situation, so I can't player. Uh, well,
you know I could. I can tell you if you
want off the air.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
But I'm not saying it's a very well known baseball
player and educated me years ago, young lad Coop. I
didn't know the birds and the bees, and he taught
me exactly what ends up happening in situations like that.
So let's go to cowboy John Brad Cowboy in Windsor, Hello, cowboy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I'm not attracted.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Well, Loraina and Ben, Well, somebody mentioned Charlie Sheen. He
was sixty last Wednesday, but today the nineteen sixties singer D. D.
Sharp is eighty. Yesterday for Detroit Yons Hall of Fame
defensive back Web Barney was eighty and on he is. Anyway,
(33:44):
everything okay, cowboys, Joe's been the seventy sixth today, So anyway,
I'll speak of okay a few minutes. Remember, you gotta
be a boy, to be a cowboy.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
See cowboy knows the clock.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He really just was worried about the clock, and he
knew that there was a short is a hard network
out there, and he wanted to just yeah there, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Right, very good.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
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Speaker 3 (35:27):
Bite where we play random generic sound bites you know
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You try to tell us who's doing the talking, and.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
It is Site to Bite, the great sports radio mystery.
It says SoundBite. You have really good hearing you listen
to radio. God love your theater of the mind radio.
So let's see if you can figure out who the
person in sports, someone in the world of sports the
last seven to ten days, could be a coach, a
prominent athlete, a former athlete, remember the media, someone that's
in the sport news of late Let's go to the
(36:01):
audio tape.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I wish them the best. That's very short. Wish them
the best. Wish them the best. Wish them the best,
wish them the best. All right, wish them the best.
Anybody get that right? I'm gonna go. I'll change up
this week. I'm gonna go call her five. Lorena. I'm
gonna go with no one. You're a hater, hater, hater, hater.
What about you, Coop. I think somebody's gonna get it,
so call he number five.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Okay, let's go play again, play again, play against all right,
see doc Mike calls. We got all these guys from
Chicago calling it. David is in Chicago. He's gonna lead
off your Hello David. Ye oh, this is not that's
that's the that's the that's that's a dope from Kansas
City with a fake voice.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Let's go to Steve, who's also supposedly in Chicago. Hello Steve, that.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
All right, we're off to a great start. Coop, We're
off to a really good start.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
All right, let's try uh let's see here, boy, the
hits just keep going. Cameron in Indiana, Hello Cameron, Yeah,
that would be Kravis Kelt already planning him and Taylor's breakup.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Oh you're already planning the okay? Is that the Now
that is incorrect.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Well, there's a full moon that took place and still
kind of the afterglow of the full move. So Andrew,
I think we're on caller three. Now, well, we should
have given a clue, though we have.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
We'll give a clue right now.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
All right, this person was appropriate was born in Chicago
but grew up in Dublin, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Led again again, Leady, wish him the best.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Cite the bite the great sports radio mystery gunshy Here,
let's go to caller four. I believe will be Cowboy
John bradd and Windsor caller four, Hello, cowboy Ben is
that long.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Ago Detroit Tiger's left hand? And eighth Mickey watch will
be eighty five?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Is that Mickey Lolich who's turning eighty five on Friday? No,
thanks for playing cowboy? All right, we'll hang up on you,
all right, ehah. Let's see here mentioned the first clue.
Time for another clue. First flue was born in Chicago,
but grew up in Dublin, Ohio. And the second clue
the second player in Ohio state history with four straight
(38:15):
games of one hundred yards receiving or more.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
And let's go to John in Boston. You were my
caller number five, John.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Guy jalen Con.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Does that the hawk to a guy? No, no it
is not, But thank you for playing.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
And I like that you said hawk toa That's very good.
The way you said you gotta get in that hawk.
I enjoyed the way you said that. Very funny. All right,
Time for caller six. Caller six is hollering James. Hello,
hollering James is white Charles, Yes, the great Ohio state
wide receiver Charles White.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yes, oh my god. Last one. This person changed his
number from seventeen to five.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
If that does anything for you, Coach Russell and Orlando
coach Russell, I'm gonna go with Garrett WI.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
That is a winner.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
You gotta go the teket You gotta go on the
ticket that is Garrett Wilson up the New York Jets's
a good job by you.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
You know your ball, Coach Russell, good job, that's Garrett Wilson.
Here we go. It's our number four. Happy, happy Tuesday
to you. It is the ninth day of September. And
here in our number four, do you agree or disagree
with the Giants keeping Russell Wilson as QB number one? Also,
how do you read the Eagles trade for Jags running
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back Tank Bigsby? And what is the trademark defeat? What
is this trademark defeat going to do for Bill Belichick?
He lost several of the trademarks he filed for at
North Carolina. We'll talk about all that and more right
now here. It is our number four. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Well,
imagine playing poker and you draw a two seven or
(00:44):
queen and three. You wouldn't be very happy with that.
You certainly went doubled down on that. But that's what's
going on in the NFL. Welcome in the beginning of another.
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So we had a whacky, whacky kind of a Monday
night football game. The Chicago Bears were leading. They were
in control of the game until they were no longer
in control of the game. Had a seventeen to six
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league going to the fourth quarter, and then the Vikings
flipped the switch. Or did the Chicago Bears flip the
switch and say, hey, wait a minute, we're the Bears,
We're supposed to suck, and sure enough they did. Is
the Vikings got one quarter of good football out of
JJ McCarthy and they won the game wild finished back
to back primetime games. We usually begin the NFL season
(02:40):
complaining about primetime games. Well, that game sucked, that game
was terrible. I can't really say that about these first
two primetime games. Now, the Thursday game the Eagles and
the Cowboys with the hour rain delay or lightning delay,
that was not ideal anyway. Our lead this hour is
from the Big Apple, adjacent to the Big Apple, where
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coach Brian Dayball had been non committal. We talked about
this a little bit in the previous episode of the show.
The coach there in New York non committal about the
status of his quarterback, Russell Wilson after an absolute pathetic,
capital p pathetic performance against the Washington Commanders and the
(03:22):
team formerly knows the Redskins. Now just one game into
the season, and already there was a groundswell of support
to remove, forcibly, Russell Wilson as the quarterback and put
rookie Jackson Dart in there, put him behind the steering wheel. Okay,
so we now have our answer. If you've not heard
by now, maybe not. The consternation lasted less than twenty
(03:47):
four hours, and here is Brian Dayball, the coach of
the Giants making his quarterback decision.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Do you intend to start Russell Wilson this week? Yes,
it's tough game again.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like I said yesterday, that game wasn't It doesn't fall
on Russell Wilson. You gotta do a better job collectively coaching, playing,
But russellill be a starter. Wouldn't that be great if
we could all have other people to blame? Like if
I have a bad show, I'm gonna blame Colin Cowhard,
it's clearly his fault. Okay, not my fault. It's Coward's fault.
(04:17):
And if I have another bad show, I'm gonna blame
Rob Parker. It's Rob Parker's fault. And if I have
a third bad show, Gottlieb, I'm blaming Gottlieb.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
How about some freaking accountability? It just drives me nuts.
Oh that's what you're supposed to say. So it's the
status quo. I guess it's appropriate. Brian Dable had a
decision to make and he decided to punt something that
Giants know a lot about punting. So let us discuss.
Do you agree or disagree with the Giants keeping Russell
Wilson as QB number one, number one. So my take
(04:49):
on this, I've got pet Smart, Russell Crowe and.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Weird Al in some order. We'll do those things.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
We'll put them all together, and we are gonna pick
up a pound of thin cut gobba gool. All right,
the gobba gool. We're gonna get the gobagool. Not a
lead off. I obviously disagree. This is the kind of
thing that drives me, baddie. Okay, Russ has this is
not just a one off. It'd be one thing if
(05:17):
it's like, well, Russ just had a bad game, but
he's really been consistent for three or four years. No,
how about the opposite of that. Russ has been done
d O n E done for several years. It was
an abject failure with the Denver Broncos. He then went
to Pittsburgh and sucked at a time you cannot suck.
(05:40):
And he's off to the same start with the Giants.
So like, is this news embargoed now?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Everyone?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
So I get up on I end up on all
these email lists where PR people will send me email
of you know, some celebrity bull crap that they're promoting,
and they want me to talk about it on the show,
and I almost never do because I'm not in that world.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Uh, but everyone's while.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I mean, I said, this is embargoed until like Wednesday,
and well, why did you send it to me? Well,
you you got to know about it, but you can't
talk about it's embargo So my theory is that the
NFL has embargoed the fact that Russell Wilson blows and
the teams.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Don't know about it. Like mister mister Unlimited.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
When he was in Seattle, he is the Thanksgiving turkey
that had been left in the oven until it's essentially
a piece of charcoal because the people were drinking, watching
football and they didn't keep an eye on the turkey. Now,
I love a well done turkey. Turkey, I love a
well done turkey. But my god, now the giants in general,
I take a couple steps back. They are the poor schlubs.
(06:42):
The giants here sitting around the table and they're like,
oh yeah, that's that tastes pretty good. You know, it's
a turkey. It's a burned up charcoal, piece of charcoal.
And they're like, oh yeah, yeah, Russ is fine. It's
the other guys, you know, it's this guy. It's that guy.
It's a million excuses, a parade of excuses, which is
what losers.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's what they do. They make a bunch of excuses.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Now the Giants are serving up a boiling cauldron of
suck soup at the quarterback position. They've been doing that
for years because it's not like Eli Manning. He was average,
had a couple of freak playoff runs and that was it.
But he was a mediocre quarterback. As the all time
record for most home losses in NFL history, that tells
(07:24):
you all you need to know. But every time Washington
brought pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure, every time they brought pressure
to Russell Wilson, what did Russell Wilson do? He became
a rabbit, a hair brained rabbit, is what he did.
And he was like he was trying to escape a
fire escape and he couldn't find his way out. He
was pressured twelve times, he completed two of twelve passes
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for twenty six yards, was sacked twice, and he scrambled twice.
That is not professional NFL quarterback played by Russell Wilson.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It is not.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It is someone playing dodgeball in elementary school. They used
to do that back in the Genets, and I said, well,
they're just giving it more time. They want to let
the season kind of marinate a little bit. They're living
in a fantasy and they know in that building this
guy can't play, but they're so afraid of rushing Jackson
(08:16):
Dart and he's going to suck anyway, so it doesn't matter.
You got to get that suck out and then maybe
there'll be something that it doesn't suck. But you got
to play him. It's not going to be hitting the
ground running, and that's not the way. We're like, you're
trying to sell some, not all, but you're trying to
sell some that Russell Wilson is the guy, when clearly
he's the ghost of whatever he was back in the
(08:39):
day in Seattle. It's not let's ride, it's let's hide.
That is the slogans. Not let's ride, Let's hide, that's
the slogan. And he's Russell Crowe. He's Russell Crowe in Gladiator,
like bloody battered, all that stumbling around yelling are you
not entertained? No, Russ, We're not not entertained. Well, maybe
(09:01):
if you bet against the Giants you would be entertained.
You'd be very happy about that. The whole thing screams desperation,
which is appropriate because that's the franchise charter of the
New York Giants in recent years. The Giants are in
quarterback purgatory yet again, and they're stirring that boiling cauldron
of suck soup and they're like, it's magically gonna taste
like a delicious chicken soup or a Matza ball soup,
(09:24):
or French onion soup or a tortilla soup.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And I know it still tastes bad. It tastes like
just trash, just sewer water, is what it tastes like.
All right. Now, further, we have a trade. We have
a trade in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
To the high speed sports wire, we go to the
transaction wire where the Philadelphia Eagles, clearly sensing problems on
the homestead. The Eagles have made a trade after beating
the Dallas Cowboys, but not dominating the Dallas Cowboys. The
Eagles are acquiring a tank. That's right, a literal tank.
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Not from the Army, not from the Marines. No, the
Eagles are acquiring running back Tank Bigsby, who he's a
running back from the Jacksonville Jaguars Duval County in exchange
for a twenty twenty six fifth and sixth round draft pick.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Which means essentially nothing. Essentially nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So how do you read the Eagles trade for running
back Tank Bigsby from Jacksonville. So everyone loves to just
lick the toes of Howie Roseman, the GM in Philadelphia.
So Howie Roseman there on this trade. It is telling,
because all trades are telling. What I take away from
this trade is the Eagles GM went to pet Smart
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and he bought his team a gecko. The Geico Gecko
is what he got, right. It's a straight up insurance tank.
Bigsby's an insurance running back. That's why they added him.
That's all this is. Now Philadelphia is trying to spin
this story. They saying, well, listen, we're happy with what
we have here. Obviously, there's thrilled with Saquon Barkley, although
(10:59):
he was out rushed by his quarterback. I believe AJ
Dillon and Will Shipley are the other running backs in
that room, and so.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's why that's okay. Running at the very top.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Barkley's good and Dylan's gotten a lot of opportunity in
his days with the Green Bay Packers and all that. However,
in the NFL the injury rate is one hundred percent.
So it's kind of like buying a used car. You
have to assume the position. You have to assume the
position that something is going to break down on the automobile,
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and when it does, you don't want you do not
want to bust pass. You want a Triple A card.
You want to call Triple A, get a tow truck
to come help you out. And Plus, now, Bigsby is
not just some kind of spare tire that you have
in the back of the car.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He's not. His name is Tank. You gotta be good
if your name is Tank.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And he did average over thirty two yards per kickoff return,
so he'll be doing that. They'll be hiding him as
a kickoff returner and then eventually if they need to
use that insurance, it's not cheap insurance.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Uh, it's uh. It's the the gap coverage.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It covers all that, the collision, the roadside assistance, all
that stuff. It's all covered, all of it. And in theory,
it gives you a backup option. You're being proactive rather
than reactive. It also makes you wonder if they believe
that Sequon Barkley is going to get hurt, that he
ran the ball quite a bit last year. He's the
bell cow back in Philadelphia? Are they preparing for the
(12:32):
inevitable regression to the mean by Sequon Barkley and also
the likely injury every time he takes a hit? Barkley,
You're like, he's he's he a hit closer now to
to missing some time. So you tank, not tank for
the draft, You tank for the running back and you
get a little insurance, and you don't want to use
(12:55):
the insurance, right You're I don't want to use it
if the hamstring tightens up for Saquon Barkley or whatever.
We get to December, okay, fine, then everyone will be
kissing how he Roasmans took us again?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And there you go. You paid the monthly premium. Way
to go?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
All right? Now?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Last thing, we go to Chapel Bill, not Chapel Hill.
Chapel Bill follow up follow up to a malar monologue
of Day's Gone by North Carolina football coach Bill Belichick
and his much younger girlfriend jord Don Hudson, the power
(13:33):
couple of Chapel Hill. They tried might remember they tried
to trademark the phrases Bill's version of do your job,
ignore the noise, the bellustrator, and no days off, and
the results they were given the mutumbo they were blocked,
(13:57):
denied the Trademark Office in the United States, said ix
Nay on the trademark A worried about confusion. Okay, worried
about confusion. So question, what is the trademark defeat going
to do for North Carolina coach Bill Belichick losing? Now,
he didn't get some trademarks, but he lost. Look like
(14:19):
he lost about half of what he was trying to
get or really what she was trying to get. So
this is going to eat at Belichick. It's going to
be like a flesh eating virus eating at Bill Belichick
because he already hates Robert Kraft. This whole situation this
week where you had Belichick banning Patriots scouts from the
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North Carolina practices, like why would the Patriots scouts want
to go to North Carolina practice?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
They stink?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
But then you had Belichick say he's not welcome. Then
he had Mike Vrabel on his weekly paid radio show
say well he is welcome, and all that stuff. So
we know that Belichick already has a you know what
up has took his for the Patriots, and he thinks
that Robert Craft and the Patriots are out to get
him and all that stuff. And so now now Belichick
(15:05):
finds out that Robert Kraft and the Patriots see one
of the reasons that these things were denied was Robert
Craft and the Patriots had already trademarked all of these
little sayings years ago. That the Patriots owned the trademark
to these sayings. So o MG, right, oh my god,
this is like adding gasoline to the white hot tire
fire right there. I mean, it is an absolute dumpster fire.
(15:29):
And Belichick, he's gonna be even more miserable if that's
possible when it comes to when you bring up the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's just like this is just gonna eat it him.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And now now he's coming in with a bigger chip
on his shoulder. I don't want to umbellish this and
say it's too big and anything like that, but it's
the size of Mars. It's the size of Mars, and
it's the world against him and all that the world's
out to get me. And you know what that in
this case, it's a little odd because you've got Belichick
(15:59):
who tried to use a little trick o ration with
his lady friend there that they call it the Taylor
Swift moves like that, there's a move that Taylor Swift did.
But it turns out that in comparison to Taylor Swift,
Bill Belichick much more like weird Al Yankovic trying to
do a parody version of his own own career, like
(16:19):
he wanted Bill's version. Instead, he got a nice rejection
on a letter. And Robert Kraft owns the words of
Bill Belichick. In't that wonkee like that? Patriots own Bill
Belichick's phrases. The Patriots own his brand, and that is
(16:40):
one of the reasons Belichick could not get that trademark through.
And so he's left standing there, the cranky old man,
yelling at the at the clouds and ranting and raving.
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Speaker 1 (19:48):
And boy, I got a text from a listener that
has not called the show in a while.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
He might be online six by the way, Coop, I
don't know. It might be line six.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
There might be the guy I think, yeah, sent me
a send me a text, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I thought, I guess he's trying to call in. Then
he can't call it, so I'll take a call. Uh,
let's let's see. Oh he's online three. Okay, he's online three.
So I thought I didn't see him online three. But
he's online three. So we'll go to line three. Let's
say hello to Doc Mike in Chicago. Hell, you got
the doc? Hello Doc?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
You say Jack?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Where Doc?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's been I don't think we've talked this year. I
don't think it's Is it September? Have you not called
in this year? Doc?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I've been busier than a one armed paper hanger with
a itch.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
What have you been up for? What have you been doing?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Uh? Just lots of new patients. Been going like a
rap ass since April when I got back from Arizona.
And as luck would have it, I'm flying to Arizona
on an emergency on the twentieth. I believe it is
of September.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, well, dog, we love you.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I guess maybe we did speak in back in February
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, I went in Arizona when I when I talked.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, I got you. All right? Are you still doing
the pineapple fruitsmoothies and all that?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Absolutely? Now we got Well, it's walnut season, so we're
boiling water, taking a fresh walnut and putting it into
boiling water and letting it steep and then drink that
water with the walnut hole?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Is it good for you?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Totally? Who's that?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
See? I haven't been listening for It's only Lorena who's
been here for how many years?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Year?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And six months year.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
A year and a half, So dog, you really have
not called the show much in a year and a half. Doc, Hi, Doc,
you're losing your status, by the way, Doc in the
mallad militia.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's a bad job by you.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Hello, Lorena, I'm the yum yam a Foxport Radio.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Come on, come on now, you're just encouraging. Don't encourage him.
Please come on.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
What happened to that giant lama thing that's not here anymore?
I thought you said you were gonna leave it as
a mascot.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Where the lama? Did you put in the carpool seat?
You see next year? Drove the carpool in it and everything? Yeah?
I understand.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
All right, Well listen, Doc, I'm glad. I'm glad you're
checked in. We love you and I'll never forget.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
During what I'm going to I'm going to drop off
a goldhead at Wrigley Field. They're they're not going to
get anywhere out of the playoffs this year with Milwaukee
smoking him.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You know, yeah, yeah here you are?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh very good? You want to take a call?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Absolutely all right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We'll do a little ask the doc who does not
want to do ask the Doc. We haven't done, asked
the doc in a while, not a real doctor, ask
the doc. Here we go, let's welcome in.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
What do we have?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Mike the Leprecaun. You're on with Doc, Mike, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Go ahead, Mikey, Mikey, Mike the leper cards.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So you got to do your job, like Bill girl
Chick would say, and you got to call him more often.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
And Ben, is this the guy with the tamel yourn yees?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, yes, Doc, Mike.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
If you need a goat heead Doc famously, I would say, Doc,
this is one of your three most famous stories in
you've been calling me for twenty years, but you sent
a goat head to Fox Sports Radio And I was
banned from getting mail for six months because there was
blood dripping.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Out of the box of these uh and the people
in the mailroom freaked out. They said it was a one.
What do I want?
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You know the rainer does not have a goat and
the rain.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
I don't want one.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You don't want to go ahead?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, No, he doesn't send the bloody ones anymore. He
doesn't send the bloody ones.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah. They said it was a hazmat situation. In the
mail room because.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
They didn't know was they didn't know it was real blood,
like human blood or and they didn't know what it was.
They canceled the Cub game from oh yeah, that's right,
Well that was no, that was even better that.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So Doc Mike goes one.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Hundred miles away and they credit canceled the game.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
So, Doc, let me tell you, take a breath.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So Doc Mike calls me up in the middle of
the night and before the Cubs open, he says, I'm
at the location.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I uh, I've got the goat heead right or whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
So they he drops the goat head off at Wrigley Field,
and then the next day they they cancel the Cub
game and the Mayor of Chicago holds a news conference.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right the ram emmanual at.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
The time, the Mary of Chicago holds a news cars,
we will use all police resources to find out who
dropped this goat head off at Wrigley I have Doc
doing the play by play on my phone of him
dropping the goat head off at Wrigley Field.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They never got you, did They never caught you, did they,
Doc Mike? They never did.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
They had me on eleven different cameras at gate k
and I never got a call, and you.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Still didn't get caught because it's list.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
When Ben was on the Chicago radio for six months,
all we talked about was the hazards of steroids.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And that's why we got canceled. All right, hold on sick,
Doc Mike Delever.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
We put him on hold. Uh, he didn't go to
jail for that, but he did go to jail. Yeah. Well,
you know, we all make mistakes.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And and Doc also there was this NFL player that
ran named Michael Vick, right, and Michael Vick went to yeah, yeah, yea,
so he went to he went to Levenworth.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He went to.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Levenworth Prison in Kansas, and Doc Mike decided to drive
down to Levenworth to try to interview for the show.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Michael Vick.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yes, yes, remember that, Doc. That was one of the
great moments in show history.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah. He was in a white jumpsuit in the in
the infirmary he had, you know, and off clubs and
Tree took real good care of him over there.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
All right, take another call, go to a random call,
Random call. You're on the air with Doc Mike. Hello,
random call.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Hey, Doc, I got a couple of questions for it,
if you don't mind my.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Gosh, Mine Scott again, Oh my god, why can't you
go to Ecuador?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Why can't you go to Ecuador? And does anybody actually
believe in what you're smoking? Because we all know you're
full of crap, Doc, and this is a huge scamp
you to meet ladies from other countries. You're like Mike
the leprechaun, who has as are.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Your thoughts on that? Doc, Mike?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
The women in Ecuador are drop dead gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, Well you know we're not.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
We're not doing a commercial for Ecuador in travel, but yes,
I got you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right, Well, Doc, I must move on. There's other
people that want to talk about that. Listen.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thank you, Doc. It's great to hear your voice again. Yeah,
you're a great part of this show. And please call
us more often.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, say it for for my radio wife. Okay, all right,
medical challenges right now? Okay, and yeah, there are forty
five million listeners every day or more. Yeah, we can
have her heel.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Very all right.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Well, we send our love to Regina spin Cycle, Regina,
your radio wife. The famous wedding at the Mermaid in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Doc Mike, what a night that.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Was, never forget it.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Amazing night.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
We had a radio, we had a wedding at the
Malar meet and greet at the Mermaid was there.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was it was quite the scene there and so
was there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No, she was, Lorena wasn't the I didn't even know
who Lorena was at that time. She wasn't even working
on the show. All right, I gotta go, thank you
the great doc Mike. Look at that. Unbelievable from the
windy city there checking in. Let's say hello to Tyler,
who's in Minnesota, the aforementioned Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Hello, Tyler, welcome Maller.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yay, hey, I.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Know you met Chris Hockey last week and the circa
million whatever the heck you.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Call that there and whatever?
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Yeah, wait wait can we see a collaboration? Is that
coming anytime? That just is that just for the ether?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, well that was first of all, it was a
very nice meeting him. It was everyone was cool. They
put he she put me on the show. I was
on the I was on the morning show for like.
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Yeah, yeah, I stay up.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
A little late.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
I I uh podcast him all the time. But it
would be a nice little collaboration.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, listen, I'm all for it. I would love
to do it.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
I can't tell you the truth. I bet all those
guys right now are.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Listening to that on the way to the station right now,
where they're at the station right now, right now.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Some of them did admit to listening to the show.
And I'd be more than happy to do it. I'd
be more than happy to do it. But I mean,
if they invite me, I would love to do I
think they will.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
You and Chris Hockey to ogs your old radio guys, Yeah,
around for a long time.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
I think you got along good.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
And he gave you a great report last time he
was at the Circa.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah you're in Coboration.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, yeah, we He knows everybody you know, Circa and
all that he's.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
A made man.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He knows that he put me in contact with people
I could not get in contact with.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
What what he got you to.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
That pool party?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Who's got you to the pool party?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I did see the pool. I don't know that actually
got into the pool party, but I got the VP.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
There was water there anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I didn't know there was water. There was a lot
of really good looking people wearing clothes.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I wanted to put you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What what your personality?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
They're fucking right all.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I think I liked that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
He immediately realized he said something he can't say. See
that's that Minnesota nice. See he's so nice. He's like, oh, man,
I cursed, but I didn't mean to curse. And it's
like he's all bummed out by that. Let's go to
Keg Drinking Steve in kensa city who already is conceding.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Are you saying now? The chiefs are gonna go? Oh
and two? Is that right, Keg Drinking Steve. They're going
to roost the Philadelphia this weekend.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Oh yeah. To minimize you always you always try and
minimize the greatness of the chase. We're gonna get back?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Well, I don't, I do not try to minimize You're
your player.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Hatred camp just overcomes you. You have to miss he's
the fastest human on earth and forty meters. Just just
suck on it, just just suck on that for a
little bit. And then the Steeler, the Steelers aren't gonna
get him.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh okay, this is off. Sorry, this is Tyreek Hill.
This is Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yes, hide, hide the women and children. Tyreek may be
coming back to town.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yes, he's the greatest. He's going to be coming back
to the chiefs.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You might where the white women at listen.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
And also I heard Tidney Sweeney may get a golden
globe even though she's only a seven. You think if
they dress your mouth, get this guy off the air.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You think, like, well, who's who's a Who's a ten?
If she's a seven, who's the ten?
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Well, she's sort of.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Like she's sort of like Taylor Swift, like the ugly
girl where all the all the bridesmaids are gonna be hot.
So so Taylor is like a seven and all the brides,
all the bridesmaids will be a nine.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Because but who's a ten?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I want to know who think Sidney Sweeney and Taylor
Swift are on the same who's a ten?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You are drunk?
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Yeah, they're they're like six.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Point five, and you, of course you're like a twelve.
You're like a big stud. You're amazing. You want to
catch you on Pamela.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Pamela Anderson is still a candid.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh no she's not. I've seen her recently. She's definitely
not a ten. No, not anymore.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
You know Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson has the biggest naked
gun out there, according to the tableauid.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well, you you want to study naked guns, my man
can go. More power to your pal. Whatever works for you.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Listen, Charlie, Charlie Sheen is really the ultimate male. He
Liam Neeson is good. But he's a former baseball player.
You know, he was gonna he was gonna have a
scholarship at the University of Kansas. And uh and Charlie
said he was on the drugs and he started to
make and whoop be with men.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay, well that's a thank you?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Is that? If?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What do you want me to say? Good for him?
Speaker 8 (32:15):
Is there a man? Is there a man?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (32:18):
I think? If Tom Brady kind of looks like a woman.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
So I.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did hear a story though, from a famous baseball player
that I will not name here, that said that the
certain celebrity, you you end up doing everything you could
possibly imagine with the females, and then eventually you apparently
you decide to go the other team over there.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
But at once.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I've never been in that situation, so I can't player. Uh, well,
you know I could. I can tell you if you
want off the air.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
But I'm not saying it's a very well known baseball
player and educated me years ago, young lad Coop. I
didn't know the birds and the bees, and he taught
me exactly what ends up happening in situations like that.
So let's go to cowboy John Brad Cowboy in Windsor, Hello, cowboy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I'm not attracted.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Well, Loraina and Ben, Well, somebody mentioned Charlie Sheen. He
was sixty last Wednesday, but today the nineteen sixties singer D. D.
Sharp is eighty. Yesterday for Detroit Yons Hall of Fame
defensive back Web Barney was eighty and on he is. Anyway,
(33:44):
everything okay, cowboys, Joe's been the seventy sixth today, So anyway,
I'll speak of okay a few minutes. Remember, you gotta
be a boy, to be a cowboy.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
See cowboy knows the clock.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He really just was worried about the clock, and he
knew that there was a short is a hard network
out there, and he wanted to just yeah there, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Right, very good.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Well, we will have Site the Bike three, the great
sports radio mister Site the Bike. We'll get to that
and we will do it next.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
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Speaker 3 (35:27):
Bite where we play random generic sound bites you know
in a sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
You try to tell us who's doing the talking, and.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
It is Site to Bite, the great sports radio mystery.
It says SoundBite. You have really good hearing you listen
to radio. God love your theater of the mind radio.
So let's see if you can figure out who the
person in sports, someone in the world of sports the
last seven to ten days, could be a coach, a
prominent athlete, a former athlete, remember the media, someone that's
in the sport news of late Let's go to the
(36:01):
audio tape.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I wish them the best. That's very short. Wish them
the best. Wish them the best. Wish them the best,
wish them the best. All right, wish them the best.
Anybody get that right? I'm gonna go. I'll change up
this week. I'm gonna go call her five. Lorena. I'm
gonna go with no one. You're a hater, hater, hater, hater.
What about you, Coop. I think somebody's gonna get it,
so call he number five.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Okay, let's go play again, play again, play against all right,
see doc Mike calls. We got all these guys from
Chicago calling it. David is in Chicago. He's gonna lead
off your Hello David. Ye oh, this is not that's
that's the that's the that's that's a dope from Kansas
City with a fake voice.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Let's go to Steve, who's also supposedly in Chicago. Hello Steve, that.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
All right, we're off to a great start. Coop, We're
off to a really good start.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
All right, let's try uh let's see here, boy, the
hits just keep going. Cameron in Indiana, Hello Cameron, Yeah,
that would be Kravis Kelt already planning him and Taylor's breakup.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Oh you're already planning the okay? Is that the Now
that is incorrect.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Well, there's a full moon that took place and still
kind of the afterglow of the full move. So Andrew,
I think we're on caller three. Now, well, we should
have given a clue, though we have.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
We'll give a clue right now.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
All right, this person was appropriate was born in Chicago
but grew up in Dublin, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Led again again, Leady, wish him the best.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Cite the bite the great sports radio mystery gunshy Here,
let's go to caller four. I believe will be Cowboy
John bradd and Windsor caller four, Hello, cowboy Ben is
that long.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Ago Detroit Tiger's left hand? And eighth Mickey watch will
be eighty five?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Is that Mickey Lolich who's turning eighty five on Friday? No,
thanks for playing cowboy? All right, we'll hang up on you,
all right, ehah. Let's see here mentioned the first clue.
Time for another clue. First flue was born in Chicago,
but grew up in Dublin, Ohio. And the second clue
the second player in Ohio state history with four straight
(38:15):
games of one hundred yards receiving or more.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
And let's go to John in Boston. You were my
caller number five, John.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Guy jalen Con.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Does that the hawk to a guy? No, no it
is not, But thank you for playing.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
And I like that you said hawk toa That's very good.
The way you said you gotta get in that hawk.
I enjoyed the way you said that. Very funny. All right,
Time for caller six. Caller six is hollering James. Hello,
hollering James is white Charles, Yes, the great Ohio state
wide receiver Charles White.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yes, oh my god. Last one. This person changed his
number from seventeen to five.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
If that does anything for you, Coach Russell and Orlando
coach Russell, I'm gonna go with Garrett WI.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
That is a winner.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
You gotta go the teket You gotta go on the
ticket that is Garrett Wilson up the New York Jets's
a good job by you.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
You know your ball, Coach Russell, good job, that's Garrett Wilson.
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