August 5, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Brian Schottenheimer's wardrobe and if it's an issue for the Cowboys, WR A.J. Brown saying the Lombardi Trophy's 'not loyal' and the Eagles need to win the Super Bowl again, Cite the Bite, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Omaha, omaha. We go to Dallas for our number four
and a boom shaka laca. Is Brian Schottenheimer's wardrobe an
issue for the Cowboys. We'll talk about that. Also, wide
receiver Aj Brown says the Lombardi trophies quote not loyal.
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The Eagles need to win the Super Bowl again. What
does this mean? And in New England, coach Mike Rabel
encouraging Patriot touchdown celebrations, he says, within reason, are you
okay with that? We'll go there as well. Right now
here it is, have a wonderful Tuesday. It's our number four.
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hour is from deep in the heart of California, not Texas.
Even though it's about the Cowboys and Oxnard, we have
a new storyline emerging now. This is not not the
obligatory Mallard monologue about Micah Parsons, but instead it's the
much much discussed fashion faux paus that some are saying
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took place involving the Dallas Cowboys, or at least the
perceived misstep. So if you were not paying attention, because
why would you, why would you care? What other people
do care about this, maybe you missed it. Some comments
made by Colin Cowhert and others and others, and they've
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been griping Cowherd in particular, griping about the new head coach,
Brian Schottenheimer and his wardrobe not as coaching, not as coaching,
his wardrobe. Upset about that. Now, during a recent news
conference at the Cowboy training camp in Oxnarge Schottenheimer, the
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new head coach of the Cowboys, addressed the assembled media.
Wait for it, wait for it. What was he wearing?
Was he wearing a banana hammock? No? Was he commando No?
Brian Schottenheimer addressed the media, wearing it's with a heavy heart.
I say this weser backwards. Brian Schottenheimer wore Weser backwards.
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O m G. So this became a talking point.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Colin Coward said, Schottenheimer looked like, well, it was a
bad choice, I reflected, He said, it reflected poorly on
the franchise. So those comments went viral, right, Those comments
went viral, essentially saying, when you sit at the dais,
when you sit at the podium there and you're representing
Bank of America, they're representing a twelve billion dollar corporation,
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the Dallas Cowboys, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah, you cannot be backward visor guy. Pretty much.
We said, so, let us discuss the question for the
esteem panel is Brian Schottenheimer wardrobe isn't an issue for
the Cowboys. So I've got teletubby iced tea and roquette
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kick line, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we're gonna make the babaganoosh. We're gonna make the
barbase not a kickoff to kick off here, here's the deal,
all right, chef's kiss on the faux outrage. In terms
of faux outrage, this is a chef's kiss. It's training camp,
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training camp we're talking about here, And I'm imagining it's
pretty hot in Oxnard, all these NFL training camps. It's
usually in the nineties, not too much humidity there. And
what he's supposed to the coach of the Cowboys is
supposed to dress like he's walking into a boardroom addressing
people at a meeting in a large room with a
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presentation like what are we doing? We're not again, we're
not talking about a game. Not a game, not a game. Practice,
training camp presser is what we're talking about here. And
he could be out there, Brian Schottenheimer could be out
there wearing a bathrobe and crocs, and it wouldn't make
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a lick of difference. Would not make a lick of
difference here, And this is gonna blow you away. You
know what actually matters here. This is a outrageous take.
When I'm about to give us an outrageious take, the
Cowboys are still a three ring circus, not because Brian
Schottenheimer's backwards visor guy. Because they're one hundred year old
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puppeteer who's in charge is having some fun there with
the circus, the big top and all that. Backward visor
guy not the big issue here. That's a distraction. Can
we're a sombrero for all I care about and throw
it in the air everywhere I don't care? Help Schottenheimer.
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Brian Schotteneimer could show up dress like Tinky Winkley, the
Purple Teletubby, could be out there like the Purple Teletubby,
and the results will still be the same. The Cowboys
will win somewhere between eight, nine or ten wins, somewhere
in that area. Barring an injury. Then they'll be worse
than that. Barring an injury, they'll be in the wild
card race all year. Barring an injury, they'll make the
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wild card and they'll lose. And Schottenheimer is a three
letter word in terms of a coach. He's a mid coach,
and that's being positive that's being Benny Brightside. There's another
three letter word for coach bad. I'm going mid. I'm
going mid, not bad. He's a career cliphold a clipholder guy,
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a clipboard holder guy. And this another NEPO baby coaching
in the NFL and his dad a very successful coach,
Marty Schottenheimer for many, many years, and Brian Schottenneimer could
never get a head coaching job. So you're not exactly
redefining football here, you're not and just the latest yes
man that Jerry Jones is decided to hire. And it's
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it's it's Jerry's parade of puppets. It's the puppet show.
And that's the story. It's not that backwards wesor guy.
That's not it's you know, that's just a distraction. It's
a shiny object and people get excited about that. It's
the fact that Schottenheimer is just another one in a
conga line of guys that will get steamrolled as coach
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of the Dallas Cowboys. Let me tell you something. Brian
Schottenheimer could show up when they start playing games and
can wear a tuxedo made out of actual gold on
the sideline. He can then strap on a ninety thousand
dollars Rolex watch on one wrist and then put a
ninety five thousand dollars Rolex watch on the other wrist,
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and the Cowboys will still be a seven, eight, nine,
ten win team. That's it. And by the way, like
that stick about the the backward hat thing, and it's
been around, you know, he's coward's done this for years.
Other people have done it as well, the whole rode.
The wardrobe stuff, the wardrobe stuff. That's his thing, right,
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that's his default take apparently is Michigan gos like my
Mischian goss is the cheating asstros. That's my thing, all right,
that's my thing. But again, as if Schottenheimer wore a
fedora like Tom Landry, and that's fine. Uh, they wouldn't win.
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If he dressed like Ronald McDonald and they won, or
as we said, a teletubby, then that's fine too and
they wouldn't matter, but nobody would care. Our Furthermore, the
Philadelphia weo the city of brotherly love and the home
of the reigning Super Bowl champions, the Birds. Gee eh,
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crazy birds. So we have some comments to parse from
a D J. Brown. AJ Brown said of winning the
Super Bowl and being the reigning champions of the NFL,
he said, quote, the process is still the same. Brown said,
I am very blessed and fortunate to achieve and to
win the Super Bowl as a team, but the process
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of the daily grind stays the same. So that he
said that on state run Serious XM satellite NFL Radio. Now.
AJ Brown then gave the money part of the quote.
What is the money part of the quote? He said,
once you kind of look at it through that lens.
Quote continues from AJ Brown. He says, you just got
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to go back to work. That stuff is over with.
And Brown said, I like to say the Lombardi she's
not loyal, She's not loyal. We got to do it
again to try to win her over again. Close quote
from the Eagle wide receiver. So it's a good point
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of Paul will discuss here. So let's discuss the question.
Wide receiver A. J. Brown says, they Lombardy not loyal.
The Eagles need to win the super Bowl yet again.
So what exactly does that gibberish mean? Well, he said,
it's rather self explanatory. What it means to me that
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he gets it. I got the vibe I think this
is a good quote. This is what you should say,
whether it works out or not. For Philadelphia. He understands
how the NFL works. And then all the lifetime goal
of winning the super Bowl. Then you win. You have
a couple of days where you party hardy and you
have a great time and you booze it up, get hammered,
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do drugs, do all that stuff. Then you got a
parade and then that's it. That's it right there, and
you don't get to hold on to anything in the league.
You win. That's great, Mazeltov, Congratulations, Now you got to
do it again because nobody cares. Nobody the Eagles play
is going to be like, oh wow, intimidated because they won.
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They're the reigning Super Bowl champions of the NFL. So
he's dead on. It's much like Wall Street where you
buy investments, and many people will buy investments based on
what those investments have done in the past, but they'll
always put that disclaimer in there so you don't sue them.
They say, well, past results are not indicative of future
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outcomes or in this case, future performance, and so you
don't get an extra couple of points because you beat
the Chiefs and the Chiefs didn't show up to the
super Bowl. You don't get a couple of extra points.
Every team resets to zero. That's it. And so yeah,
you're you're sitting around admiring that shiny Lombardi, right, that
shiny trophy, and you got to bling bling the ring
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ring that whole thing. Get that going on, U And
then but you've got a lot of grinding. It's a
great the great line. The Lombardi is not loyal. That's
a good one, solid kind of like saying, you know,
she doesn't love you back unless you go earn her affection.
And again meaning you got to go make some more
money and that whole thing there, and if you want
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to kiss, I want to make out with the trophy
in February in northern California where the super Bowl is
gonna be played in February of twenty twenty six. Then
you better show up in August in training camp, bring
your lunch, pale that whole thing, right, and you know,
stop living on past accolades. And this is not glory
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days with the Springsteen. And you're not sitting there sipping
iced tea in your rocking chair on the porch talking
about the good old days. You're doing it right now,
So not the time to sit there and polish your
little championship ringing all that stuff. And so that's what
you're saying. Like Bill Belichick had a line where he
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said a few times Belichick would say, to live in
the past is to die in the present. So that's
essentially the way I interpreted what aj Brown said. He
just put a little different spin on it. And so
that's fine, all right. Now, last, and we go to
the aforementioned New England, Bill Belichick's old stopping grounds because
Mike Rabel, the new sheriff in town there with the Patriots.
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Mike Rabel encouraging the Patriots to go gaga after they
score touchdowns. He said, within reason, he is encouraging the
post touchdown celebratory moment. Are you okay with that?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Who exactly is not going to be okay with that?
What kind of heart? Oh with a stick up their
keyster is not going to be happy with it? Like,
you're not exactly in the Marine Corps. You're not. It's
the NFL, last I checked. And you're not just in
the business of winning, No, no, no, you got to do
it with a certain rasmatas, you gotta do it. It's entertainment,
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and Mike rabel so I like it. He's been very
good to gamblers while he was in Tennessee. Whether that'll
continue with the Patriots, who knows. But his team's often
overachieved against the gambling market when he was coaching the
Tennessee Titans, which tells me he knows what he's doing right.
He outpaced expectations more times than not coaching in Tennessee.
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That he took teams that were seen as lesser teams
and they overachieved. And so you look at Mike graybo
and as a player, he had this perception tough as nails, right,
tough as nails. In fact, he often looked like he
would rather eat nails than whatever they were serving in
the cafeteria. Like he loved it, loved it, loved it,
loved it, and I didn't want to smile and all
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that stuff. But now he's been a coach for a
number of years in the NFL, and he's kind of
like Bill Belichick, but he's got like the bluetooth, he
knows what social media is. He's got a slight sense
of humor, not a great sense of humor, but essentially
a lamppost compared to Belichick as a sense of humor.
So he's kind of like a hard oh with a
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soft side. So he's like, yeah, spike the ball. I
don't care, you know, spike the ball, hit the dance
f or just don't get flagged. You're jackass if you
get flagged. It's essentially what he's saying. So you score
a touchdown, you hit the gritty, go ahead, knock yourself out,
and uh you want to act like you're doing a
Rockuett kick line, way to go, all right, doesn't care,
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Just don't be boring and all that stuff, because boring
is what people who have nine to five office jobs do. Boring, right,
that's what boring is. Punters are boring. That's boring. So
people spend a lot of money. You got these NFL games, man,
it's a big deal. Well even if the tickets maybe
you get in on a cheaper ticket, but most people
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go and they try to tailgate a little bit and
just buying food and the parking's outrageous of these things.
So you're spending that kind of money, right, that kind
of money, you know, you gotta get a little bit
of a show, a right, you know they want you
want some fireworks, you want a little swagger, some choreograph
music would be nice. Give me a row row the
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boat touchdown celebration. Do that? Do the chicken Dance classic.
It's not nineteen eighty, although they did do celebrations in
nineteen eighty. The whole act like you've been there before.
Now I do say within reasons, like the one thing
that's still I'll still be the old guy. The thing
that I laugh at is when a team is absolutely
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getting it shoved down their throat and some big fat
defensive tackle gets a sack and then does the mambo that.
I think that's the funniest. I think that's just like
if you're the game's within margin, then yes, shot, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I just don't if you're down by thirty five points
in the fourth quarter and you get a sack, you
should not encourage that. You should not celebrate that. So
there you go. All right, it is the Ben Malar Show.
And we've had a rash of terrible phone calls. We've
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lines out, so hopefully we'll get some decent people who
are listening. That might be you. That might be you
at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight
seven seven nine nine six six three six nine. Now
coming up later this hour, I've got site The Bite,
the great sports radio mystery site, The Bite that'll be
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coming up a little bit later in the hour. And
am I in danger of being sued by one of
my takes? If I am in laws suited danger? Do
I need to hire one of those billboard lawyers because
one of my takes is going to get me sued.
We will try to get to the bottom of that.
We will do it, and we will do it next.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
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Glad you have joined us on the red Eye flight
up all night working the third shift and some of
you getting up early trying to get that jump on
the traffic sor our morning guy here at Fox Sports
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Rader Jonas Knox, in the hallway. He's going across the
street to promote something at the gym. There's a twenty
four hour gym across the street right about now. There
are pretty much nothing but crackheads in there and Jonas Knox.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I want a cow to come in studio and yank
my nipples. There's women of the night that are well,
I don't know, they're misstill working. I don't know seen
some there working out in the past, but anyway, it
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Speaker 1 (19:00):
Wage's Nevada. Yeah, Vegas, Baby Vegas. Three till five. You
may get geographically desirable. If it's not, I get it,
Vegas will be there. Hope to meet you. Come on down.
Always a good time, great turnout last time. I know
it's short notice this time, but hopefully we'll get a
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good turnouts. Will be in Vegas and now back to it,
back to where we go and one of the takes.
Could one of the takes end up getting me in
legal jeopardy? Do I need to hire one of those
billboard lawyers. We'll get to that molmentarily developing story there.
So ferk Dog says, I know how to fix Malar's
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mount of money. Instead of sports trivia, change it to
bumper music trivia since that seems to be all the
rage nowadays. Oh yeah, that's just what we need. Ferg Dog,
you're a real ideas guy. You're an ideas guy. Late
Night Drug Tester writes and says, the only fashion faux
paus the Cowboys and Organization has committed is Jerry Jones
not wearing a dune cap, since they haven't done anything
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but choke since the mid nineties. There you go, Trey
from Tennessee says famous John Robinson quote. These first round
picks ain't loyal. I also like the quote by the
old Actually he's the current ramgm f them picks. I
like that one f them picks. Tim the Great Tim
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mcdarby points out that The New York Post is launching
a California edition of The New York Post, the America's
oldest newspaper, launching in Los Angeles, and that's great. That's great.
By the way, my new business, I'll be opening a
typewriter store next week as well. I'll be doing that
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very tech savvy, thank you. And then I will be
getting into payphones. I will hope I'll be banishing out
do some payphones on that. I think that's a good idea.
And I'll be opening up a horse and buggy. You
can instead of uber or electric cars, you can do
a horse and buggy. That'll be one of my businesses
that I do. I think that'll go very well, be
very popular. Yeah, so great time to start a newspaper. Now,
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I love the New York Post. I'm a I'm a fan.
I'm a fan of the New York Post. I don't
think anyone in La can read. So I don't know
that that's gonna gonna go so. Well, that's a that's
a tough sell. That's a tough sell. Let's go to
the phone. So let's say her to Eric, who's in
the soa cow, what's going on? Eric? Welcome? Go on, man,
h look at that big, big truck, big horn, big
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horn there. Yes, right.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
So I was on my couch with my wife the
other day and she shows me her phony, so I
to check this guy out. And then some you know,
chiseld guy on the cover Mens magazine or something whatever.
Who's that guy to look at? I'm like, what that's
look at?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Doc?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
She's like yeah, but holy moly, dude, like you all
ripped and everything right, and I think you remember when
we met. I'm a good six six, right, So now
I'm getting coition from this guy and my wife being
all side of him stuff and not the met chin
you figure out do whatever Instagram video you can see
Spanish now, right. So I'm like, like, what do I
gotta do? You know, I gotta set up my game,
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you know, and I gotta figure out how like talk dirty.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, well it is tough, man. You gotta make
your wife happy. So here's what you tell your wife.
So listen, you hire a couple of personal chefs, two trainers,
a couple of you know, get me twenty four hour
around the clock people monitoring my my heart and my
blood and all that stuff, and then you'll look like Luca.
So that's all. You know, You just need an army
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of people that will just follow you around and cater
to all your needs, right.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Because you know what normal pug, right, it takes years
to get to where it needs at, right, like you
know three years, you.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Know well, and keep in mind, let your wife know
once the season starts, Luca's going to be eating late
night fried chicken and donut tron. Uh. He will be
big fatty by the All Star Game. He'll be big,
big tubago real quick.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I heard that, discovered that. Uh, the sweetee girl with
the ads with the Deans ads like she she's a
registered Republican. I wonder how what Coop thinks about that?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You're gonna you're trying to trigger Coop. I don't know.
I be pretty very upset by that. I don't know.
I could not care in the slightest. Okay, does not care.
He did not work. Eric, But and just wait for
Luca to get fat again. Hey, and Eric, Eric, when
Luca gets fat, make sure to send your wife all
the photos of fat Luca. Okay, got it? All right?
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Good luck? All right, go away, all right, there you go.
Let's go to Rod. Who's next in Louisville? What's going on? Rod? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Hey, thanks man, Thanks for keep me entertained driving for
the last thirty or so years off and on.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, Man, you drive a lot, Man, that's along a
lot of driving, a lot of miles that news papers.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That's what what I've been doing.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
You've been you've been delivering, like dropping newspapers off to
people's homes. Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, New York Times USA Today.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Okay, you know when I started doing overnights here, I've
been doing this so long. Most of the people that
were listening live were newspaper delivery people. Most of the people.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Still have a lot a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah. We used to have guys call up and give
the headlines on the newspaper because before the Internet, you
couldn't figure out that would be fine, well it doesn't
really work, and we can get it right away on
the internet. But now you know, there's still guys out
there doing that. But most of the people who be
part of the show would call in, Yeah, what's the
headline on the you the Free Press in Detroit or whatever?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
So yeah, I remember being shocked when you were replaced
one one day. I was like, what what what happened
to Ben?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I was shocked to I was been KK. Yes, that
was January twenty nine, not that I wou that dating,
but well we actually found it. It was funny we
found out that as I was on the air January nineteenth,
we found out that that was going to be the
last YE show from the New York Post. Actually was
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in the New York Post, so I'm sure that was
a fun show. Well, it was funny because Greg Bergman
was my producer, and I said, Bergman, we're getting whacked,
you know, and he said, oh, no, we're not. And
then I put the clues together. I explained to him
we're getting fired, and he said, uh oh, and he
started freaking out right and he was like having a meltdown.
(25:33):
And I said, it'll be fine. It's like I said,
you're not really in radio till you've been laid off,
you know. Now you're a real radio and he's Bergman
has been fine. He's a he's like the assistant programmed
right there in the ESPN station. He's doing fine. He's
doing good. But he totally freaked out that night, totally
freaked out. Anyway, what I was calling.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
For really was, especially Louisville fans, We're kind of hoping
New Orleans does a little better than you think you're
going to do. You know, we're kind of we kind
of follow our quarterbacks, like Lamar Jackson, and other guys
that came out of Louisville. So we're hoping he does better.
I know you think he's prooper, but he actually was.
Uh the Saint was a San Diego Chargers quarterback. What's
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his name? He was to his backup in college. That's out.
He is yeah power shut yeah, but he at least
you can call him rookie proop.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Can you can you awe shuck aw shuck Tyler shuck. Yeah,
he's not even listened. Spencer Rattler's listed as this starting
QB for the Saints right now. Uh, they don't really
have a QB.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hopefully, hopefully he shows
you something different.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So all right, well, well sank you, thank you, thanks
for listening Rod all these years. I appreciate man, thank you.
That's awesome, very cool, much appreciated. Let's say hello to
Mike the lepre Mike, why did you prank? Call us? Mike?
Why did you do that? I didn't? You didn't?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
You did?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Absolutely did you?
Speaker 8 (27:01):
I have Kevin?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You're Scott? You are you are Scott? You called up
and I was not you. You were Scott. Don't lie
to me. I'm not.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
You know what, I want to give a compliment to
Justin Cooper. He emailed me back for once he did.
He said, it's a lovely hotel and I actually met
some Dallas cowboys friend.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
He told me off. He told me off the air,
it's a horrible hotel. He told me off. I think
we could do bad. Are you kidding? That's like a
super nice hotel. We have stayed at some bad hotels
we have.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Yeah, all right, I'm going to put on Kevin for
a second. I know you want Kevin more than me.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Kevin talk.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Hell, I'm Kevin.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
I'm his assistant.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
That is not yours. You do not have an assistant.
You do not have an assistant. Yeah, I am no.
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Okay, So I'm a plumber.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're a plumber. So you hired you. You hired you
because he's got a plumbing issue. That's what you're not
his assistant. He's paying you to fix the plumbing.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Hey, if he was saying me, I wouldn't be doing
his plumbing.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Mike, Mike from New Hampshire is the guy who delivers
flumbing supplies. And we're the ones who are hosting you here.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh that's right. Yeah, we're looking at a October Boston
Worstern meet Andry mid October.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Whatever else.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh, look at the radio. You're not in fired anymore, Lora,
look at you. You don't get to go hang on Boston.
You're screwed.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I have a song. I have a song, weak Calne.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We don't need that, blind Scott, Hello, how's your two
months away? For two months away from the show going?
Blind Scott? You said you emailed me over the weekend.
He said, I'm quitting the show for two months. I'm
not calling the show. How's that going?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
It's so pretty good? And I'm back again? Hey do that?
Can we do that story again? On the guy from
the Chargers that's walking the track with the with the
eye injury.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh yeah, no, Naji Harris is has a major eye injury,
and Jim Harbaugh said he is rehabbing his eye injury
by walking around practice, walking around the track at practice,
so he.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Can obviously do it with one eye, but he must
have surgery so he doesn't. Nobody can jostle his head, right, Well,
the eye.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Injury, Well, Scott, with all the walking you've done around Boston,
you should have perfect vision by this point, right, if
all you have to do is walk around to improve
your vision, then you're in You're in great shape.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
I tried everything, vitamins, I tried to stem cells, I
tried iye and dine. I tried all types of injections.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, you know, this is so much of your identity.
Blind Scott is being blind Scott. Like if you woke
up tomorrow and could see, you could no longer be
called blind Scott. You'd be formally known as blind Scott.
That would change everything.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Yeah, it's not just the reason why I want to
talk about this story. It's because people give me advice.
They go, hey, by the way, blind Scott, don't you
know that you could probably get your eyes fixed, might
be something for you. They come up to me and
say that, Like, can you imagine how obknock you said
it to say to me? I want you know, that's
why I can't stand people.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You know, I want to commit Like, no, you know,
I don't don't commit by because Scott, you realize that
if you do anything bad, they're gonna the media is
gonna come to me and say, hey, one of your
callers did something bad. I don't want that. I mean,
think of me because if anything happens, if you do
anything stupid, I'm going to be the one that gets
contacted for quotes. You're going to be in this manifesto. Yes,
(30:30):
I don't. I don't want to be watching the news
and see, uh was a blind person in Boston did
so and so, and he kept mentioning Ben Mahler's name.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Seventy Check those emails that I sent you and they're like, well.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I checked the e I mean, you send me so
many emails, dude, I can't even get the other emails.
Take you hours. Yeah, you send a lot. You'd admit.
You send a lot of emails, and they're very random,
and most of them are about Fred Toucher.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Some of them I don't even send. I can't. I can't. Yeah,
and I had that story. I was. I listened to
every radio station. I can't. I could have learned you
about every radio station in the world, the story in Alaska.
I was the first one to send that to you.
You didn't think that was real. You know the thing is,
but the guy with the eye injury, I've wished that.
I got so mad at you before, Ben, I wish
(31:17):
that would happen you before, like obviously, I'm glad I never.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Did, but I yeah, you sent some of the most
vile things that have ever been sent to me. You threatened,
you threatened to do some very terrible things.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Well recently I said I was gonna run through your address,
your home, with no clothes on.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I told you well that that was the worst ever,
That was the worst possible. Yes, all right, very nice,
Thank you, I go away. Let's say hello to the
real Dale from Rosedale. Hello, the real here's a legitimate
big time talk radio caller.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Hello Dale, good evening, good morning. I am so sorry
for my long absence, but I am are you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Are you feel better? Dale?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I mean it depends. I've got enough doctors to open
up my own hospital.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Have you noticed it? You would know better than me. Like,
you get to a certain point and then you go
to a doctor. But much like we talked about, sports
are specialized medicine, right. You got to go to a
doctor for your your your blood pressure, you got to
go to a doctor for your your stomaching. Everything's a specialist.
Everyone's a specialist.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, believe me, I've got a whole list of them.
That's so it's been interesting. But that's Okay, yeah, because
I'm here to answer the question you were wondering about
who they by Blair?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Okay, what is that when I first call?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
What happened is?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
It really looks really strange because when when I called,
somehow or other, he must have called at the same time,
and the call's got crisscrossed and I was able to
overhear his conversation with Christian Wilkins, and they were saying
something about kiss cam and I really didn't understand the reference,
(33:11):
because you know, I don't know those things. But he
said that maybe they could move in together, and I
broke into their conversation and I told him, I said, no,
Christian Wilkins, you belong in Cleveland because then you can
be with Dishaun Watson and have a little Clemson thing
(33:34):
going on there. And of course both of them, you know,
have experienced kissing things they probably shouldn't wow. And the
Cleveland Browns have orange in their uniforms.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
That's well, you really connecting the Dodger Dale. That's why
you're known as the Realdale, not the Fakedale, not the
teamateur Dale, not the semi Reeldale. This is the real
Dale from Rosedale. Don't you forget don't you ever forget it? Dale?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That's right, happy, happy pros to you, Ben.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh, thank you. All right, I'm gonna I have a
bit to do, so I must hang up on you.
But Carl, hopefully you're feeling better. Dale, keep calling, you know,
say stay on the right side of the grass, as
we'd like to say. All right to thank you the
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I've taken some shots at Jake Paul. I saw that
Jake Paul has hired a very expensive lawyer that charges
a lot of money by the to sue anyone who
claims that his fights are rigged. Jake Paul has hired
a defense lawyer. Well, I guess I don't know if
defense lawyers were attack dog lawyer to sue anyone who
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claims that his fights are bogus. Now here's the workaround
on that. As long as you say it's my opinion,
no one can be sued. I was taught this by
a program director years ago in radio. He said, Ben,
whatever you say, as long as you say it's your opinion,
you can't be sued. No one can be sued for
their opinion. So my opinion stands my opinion. If you
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say it's a fact, you got to back it up
and facts and all that. But my opinion is it
doesn't smell right. It does not spell right. Smell right.
All right, we're gonna have sight the Bite, the great
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It's time now to site site a bite bite where
we play random generic sound bites, you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
You try to tell us who's doing the.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Talkin Let's do here we go cite the bite the
great sports radio mystery. Let's go to the audio tape
some of the from sports the last seven to ten days.
Could be a coach, an athlete, a prominent person in sports.
Let's go here, Which way to go? Some overmodulated audio.
Let's play it again. Which way to go? Which way
to go? Which way to go? Set Mookie Betts talking
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about his career going in the toilet, Is that no interesting?
Play again? Play again? Which way to go? Let anyone
get it right? Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
If you know the number eight seven seven nine nine
six sixty six nine, I'll say Calor five, color number one.
Bet faller one will get it all right, Coop, I
(37:49):
think it's gonna be Calor number five this time. Call
he number five. Okay, let's go to calling number one.
That would be coach Russell. Hello, Coach Russell, who I
hung up on yesterday in Orlando? What's going on, Coach Russell?
Speaker 8 (38:03):
I'm hanging in there.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm working trying to get this team ready to go.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
I expect a championship this year. That's what I expect.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I think we're gonna be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Most coaches don't say that, but I think good.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
We can be pretty good better.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I want you to win a lot of games. All right,
what's the answer to your coach?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I'm gonna go with Jazz Chisholm.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Is it Jazz Chishlm of the Yankees? No it is not,
but thank you for playing. Let's try Eddie thumbs up,
thumbs down, Eddie and Charlotte, Hello Eddie or my calling
number two?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Eddie.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
Then how's it going.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm gonna go thumbs up on that, Eddie, thumbs up
on it?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Is that Jackson Dark of the New York.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Got very specific? Is that Jackson Dart the next Field
Giants quarterback? Thanks for laughing at you? All right, a clue?
What's the clue? I don't have the clues. What is
the first clue here? Coop? You didn't get me the clues?
What is the clue here? What do we have? Let
me see it is missed his junior season in college.
(39:11):
You're deviolating an NCAA by law. All right, played again?
Played again? Which way to go? Which way to go?
Chris and Boston you're on site the bite Christner might
call a number three? Chris, Yeah, that's former Red Sox
manager John Ferrett.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
We'll got fired for having an affair with the team employee.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
It seems to be a pattern in Boston coaching.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, it's not John Fair. Let's go to caller for
Stephen in Atlanta? Who is it? Stephen?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Is that Kiky barber banging Georgie?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
All right? Let's see here. Probably not. Let's see. Let's see.
Last one was the first cowboy rookie to have multiple
punt returns for touchdowns the same season since Kevin Williams.
Let's try Uncle Mo in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Uncle Mo, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh it's Dez Bryant. Dez Bryant as Brian oh Man.
Uncle Moe, see you moved to Jersey.
Omaha, omaha. We go to Dallas for our number four
and a boom shaka laca. Is Brian Schottenheimer's wardrobe an
issue for the Cowboys. We'll talk about that. Also, wide
receiver Aj Brown says the Lombardi trophies quote not loyal.
(00:20):
The Eagles need to win the Super Bowl again. What
does this mean? And in New England, coach Mike Rabel
encouraging Patriot touchdown celebrations, he says, within reason, are you
okay with that? We'll go there as well. Right now
here it is, have a wonderful Tuesday. It's our number four.
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hour is from deep in the heart of California, not Texas.
Even though it's about the Cowboys and Oxnard, we have
a new storyline emerging now. This is not not the
obligatory Mallard monologue about Micah Parsons, but instead it's the
much much discussed fashion faux paus that some are saying
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took place involving the Dallas Cowboys, or at least the
perceived misstep. So if you were not paying attention, because
why would you, why would you care? What other people
do care about this, maybe you missed it. Some comments
made by Colin Cowhert and others and others, and they've
(02:30):
been griping Cowherd in particular, griping about the new head coach,
Brian Schottenheimer and his wardrobe not as coaching, not as coaching,
his wardrobe. Upset about that. Now, during a recent news
conference at the Cowboy training camp in Oxnarge Schottenheimer, the
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new head coach of the Cowboys, addressed the assembled media.
Wait for it, wait for it. What was he wearing?
Was he wearing a banana hammock? No? Was he commando No?
Brian Schottenheimer addressed the media, wearing it's with a heavy heart.
I say this weser backwards. Brian Schottenheimer wore Weser backwards.
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O m G. So this became a talking point.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Colin Coward said, Schottenheimer looked like, well, it was a
bad choice, I reflected, He said, it reflected poorly on
the franchise. So those comments went viral, right, Those comments
went viral, essentially saying, when you sit at the dais,
when you sit at the podium there and you're representing
Bank of America, they're representing a twelve billion dollar corporation,
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the Dallas Cowboys, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah, you cannot be backward visor guy. Pretty much.
We said, so, let us discuss the question for the
esteem panel is Brian Schottenheimer wardrobe isn't an issue for
the Cowboys. So I've got teletubby iced tea and roquette
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kick line, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we're gonna make the babaganoosh. We're gonna make the
barbase not a kickoff to kick off here, here's the deal,
all right, chef's kiss on the faux outrage. In terms
of faux outrage, this is a chef's kiss. It's training camp,
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training camp we're talking about here, And I'm imagining it's
pretty hot in Oxnard, all these NFL training camps. It's
usually in the nineties, not too much humidity there. And
what he's supposed to the coach of the Cowboys is
supposed to dress like he's walking into a boardroom addressing
people at a meeting in a large room with a
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presentation like what are we doing? We're not again, we're
not talking about a game. Not a game, not a game. Practice,
training camp presser is what we're talking about here. And
he could be out there, Brian Schottenheimer could be out
there wearing a bathrobe and crocs, and it wouldn't make
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a lick of difference. Would not make a lick of
difference here, And this is gonna blow you away. You
know what actually matters here. This is a outrageous take.
When I'm about to give us an outrageious take, the
Cowboys are still a three ring circus, not because Brian
Schottenheimer's backwards visor guy. Because they're one hundred year old
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puppeteer who's in charge is having some fun there with
the circus, the big top and all that. Backward visor
guy not the big issue here. That's a distraction. Can
we're a sombrero for all I care about and throw
it in the air everywhere I don't care? Help Schottenheimer.
(05:58):
Brian Schotteneimer could show up dress like Tinky Winkley, the
Purple Teletubby, could be out there like the Purple Teletubby,
and the results will still be the same. The Cowboys
will win somewhere between eight, nine or ten wins, somewhere
in that area. Barring an injury. Then they'll be worse
than that. Barring an injury, they'll be in the wild
card race all year. Barring an injury, they'll make the
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wild card and they'll lose. And Schottenheimer is a three
letter word in terms of a coach. He's a mid coach,
and that's being positive that's being Benny Brightside. There's another
three letter word for coach bad. I'm going mid. I'm
going mid, not bad. He's a career cliphold a clipholder guy,
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a clipboard holder guy. And this another NEPO baby coaching
in the NFL and his dad a very successful coach,
Marty Schottenheimer for many, many years, and Brian Schottenneimer could
never get a head coaching job. So you're not exactly
redefining football here, you're not and just the latest yes
man that Jerry Jones is decided to hire. And it's
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it's it's Jerry's parade of puppets. It's the puppet show.
And that's the story. It's not that backwards wesor guy.
That's not it's you know, that's just a distraction. It's
a shiny object and people get excited about that. It's
the fact that Schottenheimer is just another one in a
conga line of guys that will get steamrolled as coach
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of the Dallas Cowboys. Let me tell you something. Brian
Schottenheimer could show up when they start playing games and
can wear a tuxedo made out of actual gold on
the sideline. He can then strap on a ninety thousand
dollars Rolex watch on one wrist and then put a
ninety five thousand dollars Rolex watch on the other wrist,
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and the Cowboys will still be a seven, eight, nine,
ten win team. That's it. And by the way, like
that stick about the the backward hat thing, and it's
been around, you know, he's coward's done this for years.
Other people have done it as well, the whole rode.
The wardrobe stuff, the wardrobe stuff. That's his thing, right,
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that's his default take apparently is Michigan gos like my
Mischian goss is the cheating asstros. That's my thing, all right,
that's my thing. But again, as if Schottenheimer wore a
fedora like Tom Landry, and that's fine. Uh, they wouldn't win.
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If he dressed like Ronald McDonald and they won, or
as we said, a teletubby, then that's fine too and
they wouldn't matter, but nobody would care. Our Furthermore, the
Philadelphia weo the city of brotherly love and the home
of the reigning Super Bowl champions, the Birds. Gee eh,
(08:55):
crazy birds. So we have some comments to parse from
a D J. Brown. AJ Brown said of winning the
Super Bowl and being the reigning champions of the NFL,
he said, quote, the process is still the same. Brown said,
I am very blessed and fortunate to achieve and to
win the Super Bowl as a team, but the process
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of the daily grind stays the same. So that he
said that on state run Serious XM satellite NFL Radio. Now.
AJ Brown then gave the money part of the quote.
What is the money part of the quote? He said,
once you kind of look at it through that lens.
Quote continues from AJ Brown. He says, you just got
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to go back to work. That stuff is over with.
And Brown said, I like to say the Lombardi she's
not loyal, She's not loyal. We got to do it
again to try to win her over again. Close quote
from the Eagle wide receiver. So it's a good point
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of Paul will discuss here. So let's discuss the question.
Wide receiver A. J. Brown says, they Lombardy not loyal.
The Eagles need to win the super Bowl yet again.
So what exactly does that gibberish mean? Well, he said,
it's rather self explanatory. What it means to me that
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he gets it. I got the vibe I think this
is a good quote. This is what you should say,
whether it works out or not. For Philadelphia. He understands
how the NFL works. And then all the lifetime goal
of winning the super Bowl. Then you win. You have
a couple of days where you party hardy and you
have a great time and you booze it up, get hammered,
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do drugs, do all that stuff. Then you got a
parade and then that's it. That's it right there, and
you don't get to hold on to anything in the league.
You win. That's great, Mazeltov, Congratulations, Now you got to
do it again because nobody cares. Nobody the Eagles play
is going to be like, oh wow, intimidated because they won.
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They're the reigning Super Bowl champions of the NFL. So
he's dead on. It's much like Wall Street where you
buy investments, and many people will buy investments based on
what those investments have done in the past, but they'll
always put that disclaimer in there so you don't sue them.
They say, well, past results are not indicative of future
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outcomes or in this case, future performance, and so you
don't get an extra couple of points because you beat
the Chiefs and the Chiefs didn't show up to the
super Bowl. You don't get a couple of extra points.
Every team resets to zero. That's it. And so yeah,
you're you're sitting around admiring that shiny Lombardi, right, that
shiny trophy, and you got to bling bling the ring
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ring that whole thing. Get that going on, U And
then but you've got a lot of grinding. It's a
great the great line. The Lombardi is not loyal. That's
a good one, solid kind of like saying, you know,
she doesn't love you back unless you go earn her affection.
And again meaning you got to go make some more
money and that whole thing there, and if you want
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to kiss, I want to make out with the trophy
in February in northern California where the super Bowl is
gonna be played in February of twenty twenty six. Then
you better show up in August in training camp, bring
your lunch, pale that whole thing, right, and you know,
stop living on past accolades. And this is not glory
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days with the Springsteen. And you're not sitting there sipping
iced tea in your rocking chair on the porch talking
about the good old days. You're doing it right now,
So not the time to sit there and polish your
little championship ringing all that stuff. And so that's what
you're saying. Like Bill Belichick had a line where he
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said a few times Belichick would say, to live in
the past is to die in the present. So that's
essentially the way I interpreted what aj Brown said. He
just put a little different spin on it. And so
that's fine, all right. Now, last, and we go to
the aforementioned New England, Bill Belichick's old stopping grounds because
Mike Rabel, the new sheriff in town there with the Patriots.
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Mike Rabel encouraging the Patriots to go gaga after they
score touchdowns. He said, within reason, he is encouraging the
post touchdown celebratory moment. Are you okay with that?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Who exactly is not going to be okay with that?
What kind of heart? Oh with a stick up their
keyster is not going to be happy with it? Like,
you're not exactly in the Marine Corps. You're not. It's
the NFL, last I checked. And you're not just in
the business of winning, No, no, no, you got to do
it with a certain rasmatas, you gotta do it. It's entertainment,
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and Mike rabel so I like it. He's been very
good to gamblers while he was in Tennessee. Whether that'll
continue with the Patriots, who knows. But his team's often
overachieved against the gambling market when he was coaching the
Tennessee Titans, which tells me he knows what he's doing right.
He outpaced expectations more times than not coaching in Tennessee.
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That he took teams that were seen as lesser teams
and they overachieved. And so you look at Mike graybo
and as a player, he had this perception tough as nails, right,
tough as nails. In fact, he often looked like he
would rather eat nails than whatever they were serving in
the cafeteria. Like he loved it, loved it, loved it,
loved it, and I didn't want to smile and all
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that stuff. But now he's been a coach for a
number of years in the NFL, and he's kind of
like Bill Belichick, but he's got like the bluetooth, he
knows what social media is. He's got a slight sense
of humor, not a great sense of humor, but essentially
a lamppost compared to Belichick as a sense of humor.
So he's kind of like a hard oh with a
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soft side. So he's like, yeah, spike the ball. I
don't care, you know, spike the ball, hit the dance
f or just don't get flagged. You're jackass if you
get flagged. It's essentially what he's saying. So you score
a touchdown, you hit the gritty, go ahead, knock yourself out,
and uh you want to act like you're doing a
Rockuett kick line, way to go, all right, doesn't care,
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Just don't be boring and all that stuff, because boring
is what people who have nine to five office jobs do. Boring, right,
that's what boring is. Punters are boring. That's boring. So
people spend a lot of money. You got these NFL games, man,
it's a big deal. Well even if the tickets maybe
you get in on a cheaper ticket, but most people
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go and they try to tailgate a little bit and
just buying food and the parking's outrageous of these things.
So you're spending that kind of money, right, that kind
of money, you know, you gotta get a little bit
of a show, a right, you know they want you
want some fireworks, you want a little swagger, some choreograph
music would be nice. Give me a row row the
(16:02):
boat touchdown celebration. Do that? Do the chicken Dance classic.
It's not nineteen eighty, although they did do celebrations in
nineteen eighty. The whole act like you've been there before.
Now I do say within reasons, like the one thing
that's still I'll still be the old guy. The thing
that I laugh at is when a team is absolutely
(16:25):
getting it shoved down their throat and some big fat
defensive tackle gets a sack and then does the mambo that.
I think that's the funniest. I think that's just like
if you're the game's within margin, then yes, shot, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I just don't if you're down by thirty five points
in the fourth quarter and you get a sack, you
should not encourage that. You should not celebrate that. So
there you go. All right, it is the Ben Malar Show.
And we've had a rash of terrible phone calls. We've
cleansed the lines. We've got some bleach. We've cleansed the
(17:03):
lines out, so hopefully we'll get some decent people who
are listening. That might be you. That might be you
at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight
seven seven nine nine six six three six nine. Now
coming up later this hour, I've got site The Bite,
the great sports radio mystery site, The Bite that'll be
(17:23):
coming up a little bit later in the hour. And
am I in danger of being sued by one of
my takes? If I am in laws suited danger? Do
I need to hire one of those billboard lawyers because
one of my takes is going to get me sued.
We will try to get to the bottom of that.
We will do it, and we will do it next.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 1 (17:54):
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up all night working the third shift and some of
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may get geographically desirable. If it's not, I get it,
Vegas will be there. Hope to meet you. Come on down.
Always a good time, great turnout last time. I know
it's short notice this time, but hopefully we'll get a
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good turnouts. Will be in Vegas and now back to it,
back to where we go and one of the takes.
Could one of the takes end up getting me in
legal jeopardy? Do I need to hire one of those
billboard lawyers. We'll get to that molmentarily developing story there.
So ferk Dog says, I know how to fix Malar's
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mount of money. Instead of sports trivia, change it to
bumper music trivia since that seems to be all the
rage nowadays. Oh yeah, that's just what we need. Ferg Dog,
you're a real ideas guy. You're an ideas guy. Late
Night Drug Tester writes and says, the only fashion faux
paus the Cowboys and Organization has committed is Jerry Jones
not wearing a dune cap, since they haven't done anything
(20:05):
but choke since the mid nineties. There you go, Trey
from Tennessee says famous John Robinson quote. These first round
picks ain't loyal. I also like the quote by the
old Actually he's the current ramgm f them picks. I
like that one f them picks. Tim the Great Tim
(20:25):
mcdarby points out that The New York Post is launching
a California edition of The New York Post, the America's
oldest newspaper, launching in Los Angeles, and that's great. That's great.
By the way, my new business, I'll be opening a
typewriter store next week as well. I'll be doing that
(20:47):
very tech savvy, thank you. And then I will be
getting into payphones. I will hope I'll be banishing out
do some payphones on that. I think that's a good idea.
And I'll be opening up a horse and buggy. You
can instead of uber or electric cars, you can do
a horse and buggy. That'll be one of my businesses
that I do. I think that'll go very well, be
very popular. Yeah, so great time to start a newspaper. Now,
(21:12):
I love the New York Post. I'm a I'm a fan.
I'm a fan of the New York Post. I don't
think anyone in La can read. So I don't know
that that's gonna gonna go so. Well, that's a that's
a tough sell. That's a tough sell. Let's go to
the phone. So let's say her to Eric, who's in
the soa cow, what's going on? Eric? Welcome? Go on, man,
h look at that big, big truck, big horn, big
(21:36):
horn there. Yes, right.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
So I was on my couch with my wife the
other day and she shows me her phony, so I
to check this guy out. And then some you know,
chiseld guy on the cover Mens magazine or something whatever.
Who's that guy to look at? I'm like, what that's
look at?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Doc?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
She's like yeah, but holy moly, dude, like you all
ripped and everything right, and I think you remember when
we met. I'm a good six six, right, So now
I'm getting coition from this guy and my wife being
all side of him stuff and not the met chin
you figure out do whatever Instagram video you can see
Spanish now, right. So I'm like, like, what do I
gotta do? You know, I gotta set up my game,
(22:13):
you know, and I gotta figure out how like talk dirty.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, well it is tough, man. You gotta make
your wife happy. So here's what you tell your wife.
So listen, you hire a couple of personal chefs, two trainers,
a couple of you know, get me twenty four hour
around the clock people monitoring my my heart and my
blood and all that stuff, and then you'll look like Luca.
So that's all. You know, You just need an army
(22:39):
of people that will just follow you around and cater
to all your needs, right.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Because you know what normal pug, right, it takes years
to get to where it needs at, right, like you
know three years, you.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Know well, and keep in mind, let your wife know
once the season starts, Luca's going to be eating late
night fried chicken and donut tron. Uh. He will be
big fatty by the All Star Game. He'll be big,
big tubago real quick.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I heard that, discovered that. Uh, the sweetee girl with
the ads with the Deans ads like she she's a
registered Republican. I wonder how what Coop thinks about that?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You're gonna you're trying to trigger Coop. I don't know.
I be pretty very upset by that. I don't know.
I could not care in the slightest. Okay, does not care.
He did not work. Eric, But and just wait for
Luca to get fat again. Hey, and Eric, Eric, when
Luca gets fat, make sure to send your wife all
the photos of fat Luca. Okay, got it? All right?
(23:39):
Good luck? All right, go away, all right, there you go.
Let's go to Rod. Who's next in Louisville? What's going on? Rod? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Hey, thanks man, Thanks for keep me entertained driving for
the last thirty or so years off and on.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
No, Man, you drive a lot, Man, that's along a
lot of driving, a lot of miles that news papers.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That's what what I've been doing.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
You've been you've been delivering, like dropping newspapers off to
people's homes. Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, New York Times USA Today.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Okay, you know when I started doing overnights here, I've
been doing this so long. Most of the people that
were listening live were newspaper delivery people. Most of the people.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Still have a lot a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah. We used to have guys call up and give
the headlines on the newspaper because before the Internet, you
couldn't figure out that would be fine, well it doesn't
really work, and we can get it right away on
the internet. But now you know, there's still guys out
there doing that. But most of the people who be
part of the show would call in, Yeah, what's the
headline on the you the Free Press in Detroit or whatever?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
So yeah, I remember being shocked when you were replaced
one one day. I was like, what what what happened
to Ben?
Speaker 7 (24:47):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I was shocked to I was been KK. Yes, that
was January twenty nine, not that I wou that dating,
but well we actually found it. It was funny we
found out that as I was on the air January nineteenth,
we found out that that was going to be the
last YE show from the New York Post. Actually was
(25:12):
in the New York Post, so I'm sure that was
a fun show. Well, it was funny because Greg Bergman
was my producer, and I said, Bergman, we're getting whacked,
you know, and he said, oh, no, we're not. And
then I put the clues together. I explained to him
we're getting fired, and he said, uh oh, and he
started freaking out right and he was like having a meltdown.
(25:33):
And I said, it'll be fine. It's like I said,
you're not really in radio till you've been laid off,
you know. Now you're a real radio and he's Bergman
has been fine. He's a he's like the assistant programmed
right there in the ESPN station. He's doing fine. He's
doing good. But he totally freaked out that night, totally
freaked out. Anyway, what I was calling.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
For really was, especially Louisville fans, We're kind of hoping
New Orleans does a little better than you think you're
going to do. You know, we're kind of we kind
of follow our quarterbacks, like Lamar Jackson, and other guys
that came out of Louisville. So we're hoping he does better.
I know you think he's prooper, but he actually was.
Uh the Saint was a San Diego Chargers quarterback. What's
(26:17):
his name? He was to his backup in college. That's out.
He is yeah power shut yeah, but he at least
you can call him rookie proop.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Can you can you awe shuck aw shuck Tyler shuck. Yeah,
he's not even listened. Spencer Rattler's listed as this starting
QB for the Saints right now. Uh, they don't really
have a QB.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hopefully, hopefully he shows
you something different.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So all right, well, well sank you, thank you, thanks
for listening Rod all these years. I appreciate man, thank you.
That's awesome, very cool, much appreciated. Let's say hello to
Mike the lepre Mike, why did you prank? Call us? Mike?
Why did you do that? I didn't? You didn't?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
You did?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Absolutely did you?
Speaker 8 (27:01):
I have Kevin?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You're Scott? You are you are Scott? You called up
and I was not you. You were Scott. Don't lie
to me. I'm not.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
You know what, I want to give a compliment to
Justin Cooper. He emailed me back for once he did.
He said, it's a lovely hotel and I actually met
some Dallas cowboys friend.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
He told me off. He told me off the air,
it's a horrible hotel. He told me off. I think
we could do bad. Are you kidding? That's like a
super nice hotel. We have stayed at some bad hotels
we have.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
Yeah, all right, I'm going to put on Kevin for
a second. I know you want Kevin more than me.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Kevin talk.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Hell, I'm Kevin.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
I'm his assistant.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
That is not yours. You do not have an assistant.
You do not have an assistant. Yeah, I am no.
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Okay, So I'm a plumber.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're a plumber. So you hired you. You hired you
because he's got a plumbing issue. That's what you're not
his assistant. He's paying you to fix the plumbing.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Hey, if he was saying me, I wouldn't be doing
his plumbing.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
Mike, Mike from New Hampshire is the guy who delivers
flumbing supplies. And we're the ones who are hosting you here.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh that's right. Yeah, we're looking at a October Boston
Worstern meet Andry mid October.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Whatever else.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh, look at the radio. You're not in fired anymore, Lora,
look at you. You don't get to go hang on Boston.
You're screwed.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I have a song. I have a song, weak Calne.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We don't need that, blind Scott, Hello, how's your two
months away? For two months away from the show going?
Blind Scott? You said you emailed me over the weekend.
He said, I'm quitting the show for two months. I'm
not calling the show. How's that going?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
It's so pretty good? And I'm back again? Hey do that?
Can we do that story again? On the guy from
the Chargers that's walking the track with the with the
eye injury.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh yeah, no, Naji Harris is has a major eye injury,
and Jim Harbaugh said he is rehabbing his eye injury
by walking around practice, walking around the track at practice,
so he.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Can obviously do it with one eye, but he must
have surgery so he doesn't. Nobody can jostle his head, right, Well,
the eye.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Injury, Well, Scott, with all the walking you've done around Boston,
you should have perfect vision by this point, right, if
all you have to do is walk around to improve
your vision, then you're in You're in great shape.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
I tried everything, vitamins, I tried to stem cells, I
tried iye and dine. I tried all types of injections.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, you know, this is so much of your identity.
Blind Scott is being blind Scott. Like if you woke
up tomorrow and could see, you could no longer be
called blind Scott. You'd be formally known as blind Scott.
That would change everything.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Yeah, it's not just the reason why I want to
talk about this story. It's because people give me advice.
They go, hey, by the way, blind Scott, don't you
know that you could probably get your eyes fixed, might
be something for you. They come up to me and
say that, Like, can you imagine how obknock you said
it to say to me? I want you know, that's
why I can't stand people.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You know, I want to commit Like, no, you know,
I don't don't commit by because Scott, you realize that
if you do anything bad, they're gonna the media is
gonna come to me and say, hey, one of your
callers did something bad. I don't want that. I mean,
think of me because if anything happens, if you do
anything stupid, I'm going to be the one that gets
contacted for quotes. You're going to be in this manifesto. Yes,
(30:30):
I don't. I don't want to be watching the news
and see, uh was a blind person in Boston did
so and so, and he kept mentioning Ben Mahler's name.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Seventy Check those emails that I sent you and they're like, well.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I checked the e I mean, you send me so
many emails, dude, I can't even get the other emails.
Take you hours. Yeah, you send a lot. You'd admit.
You send a lot of emails, and they're very random,
and most of them are about Fred Toucher.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Some of them I don't even send. I can't. I can't. Yeah,
and I had that story. I was. I listened to
every radio station. I can't. I could have learned you
about every radio station in the world, the story in Alaska.
I was the first one to send that to you.
You didn't think that was real. You know the thing is,
but the guy with the eye injury, I've wished that.
I got so mad at you before, Ben, I wish
(31:17):
that would happen you before, like obviously, I'm glad I never.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Did, but I yeah, you sent some of the most
vile things that have ever been sent to me. You threatened,
you threatened to do some very terrible things.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Well recently I said I was gonna run through your address,
your home, with no clothes on.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I told you well that that was the worst ever,
That was the worst possible. Yes, all right, very nice,
Thank you, I go away. Let's say hello to the
real Dale from Rosedale. Hello, the real here's a legitimate
big time talk radio caller.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Hello Dale, good evening, good morning. I am so sorry
for my long absence, but I am are you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Are you feel better? Dale?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I mean it depends. I've got enough doctors to open
up my own hospital.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Have you noticed it? You would know better than me. Like,
you get to a certain point and then you go
to a doctor. But much like we talked about, sports
are specialized medicine, right. You got to go to a
doctor for your your your blood pressure, you got to
go to a doctor for your your stomaching. Everything's a specialist.
Everyone's a specialist.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, believe me, I've got a whole list of them.
That's so it's been interesting. But that's Okay, yeah, because
I'm here to answer the question you were wondering about
who they by Blair?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Okay, what is that when I first call?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
What happened is?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
It really looks really strange because when when I called,
somehow or other, he must have called at the same time,
and the call's got crisscrossed and I was able to
overhear his conversation with Christian Wilkins, and they were saying
something about kiss cam and I really didn't understand the reference,
(33:11):
because you know, I don't know those things. But he
said that maybe they could move in together, and I
broke into their conversation and I told him, I said, no,
Christian Wilkins, you belong in Cleveland because then you can
be with Dishaun Watson and have a little Clemson thing
(33:34):
going on there. And of course both of them, you know,
have experienced kissing things they probably shouldn't wow. And the
Cleveland Browns have orange in their uniforms.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
That's well, you really connecting the Dodger Dale. That's why
you're known as the Realdale, not the Fakedale, not the
teamateur Dale, not the semi Reeldale. This is the real
Dale from Rosedale. Don't you forget don't you ever forget it? Dale?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That's right, happy, happy pros to you, Ben.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh, thank you. All right, I'm gonna I have a
bit to do, so I must hang up on you.
But Carl, hopefully you're feeling better. Dale, keep calling, you know,
say stay on the right side of the grass, as
we'd like to say. All right to thank you the
real Dale from Rosedale. This portion of the Ben Maler
Show made possible in part by Express Employment Professionals. Is
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(34:50):
I've taken some shots at Jake Paul. I saw that
Jake Paul has hired a very expensive lawyer that charges
a lot of money by the to sue anyone who
claims that his fights are rigged. Jake Paul has hired
a defense lawyer. Well, I guess I don't know if
defense lawyers were attack dog lawyer to sue anyone who
(35:13):
claims that his fights are bogus. Now here's the workaround
on that. As long as you say it's my opinion,
no one can be sued. I was taught this by
a program director years ago in radio. He said, Ben,
whatever you say, as long as you say it's your opinion,
you can't be sued. No one can be sued for
their opinion. So my opinion stands my opinion. If you
(35:36):
say it's a fact, you got to back it up
and facts and all that. But my opinion is it
doesn't smell right. It does not spell right. Smell right.
All right, we're gonna have sight the Bite, the great
sports radio Mystery. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 9 (36:50):
It's time now to site site a bite bite where
we play random generic sound bites, you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
You try to tell us who's doing the.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Talkin Let's do here we go cite the bite the
great sports radio mystery. Let's go to the audio tape
some of the from sports the last seven to ten days.
Could be a coach, an athlete, a prominent person in sports.
Let's go here, Which way to go? Some overmodulated audio.
Let's play it again. Which way to go? Which way
to go? Which way to go? Set Mookie Betts talking
(37:28):
about his career going in the toilet, Is that no interesting?
Play again? Play again? Which way to go? Let anyone
get it right? Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
If you know the number eight seven seven nine nine
six sixty six nine, I'll say Calor five, color number one.
Bet faller one will get it all right, Coop, I
(37:49):
think it's gonna be Calor number five this time. Call
he number five. Okay, let's go to calling number one.
That would be coach Russell. Hello, Coach Russell, who I
hung up on yesterday in Orlando? What's going on, Coach Russell?
Speaker 8 (38:03):
I'm hanging in there.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'm working trying to get this team ready to go.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
I expect a championship this year. That's what I expect.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I think we're gonna be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Most coaches don't say that, but I think good.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
We can be pretty good better.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
I want you to win a lot of games. All right,
what's the answer to your coach?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I'm gonna go with Jazz Chisholm.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Is it Jazz Chishlm of the Yankees? No it is not,
but thank you for playing. Let's try Eddie thumbs up,
thumbs down, Eddie and Charlotte, Hello Eddie or my calling
number two?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Eddie.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
Then how's it going.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I'm gonna go thumbs up on that, Eddie, thumbs up
on it?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Is that Jackson Dark of the New York.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Got very specific? Is that Jackson Dart the next Field
Giants quarterback? Thanks for laughing at you? All right, a clue?
What's the clue? I don't have the clues. What is
the first clue here? Coop? You didn't get me the clues?
What is the clue here? What do we have? Let
me see it is missed his junior season in college.
(39:11):
You're deviolating an NCAA by law. All right, played again?
Played again? Which way to go? Which way to go?
Chris and Boston you're on site the bite Christner might
call a number three? Chris, Yeah, that's former Red Sox
manager John Ferrett.
Speaker 7 (39:24):
We'll got fired for having an affair with the team employee.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
It seems to be a pattern in Boston coaching.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, it's not John Fair. Let's go to caller for
Stephen in Atlanta? Who is it? Stephen?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Is that Kiky barber banging Georgie?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
All right? Let's see here. Probably not. Let's see. Let's see.
Last one was the first cowboy rookie to have multiple
punt returns for touchdowns the same season since Kevin Williams.
Let's try Uncle Mo in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Uncle Mo, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh it's Dez Bryant. Dez Bryant as Brian oh Man.
Uncle Moe, see you moved to Jersey.
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