September 15, 2025 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Tua Tagovailoa's reaction to the Dolphins fans booing, the latest viral clip from coach Mike McDaniel, Aaron Rodgers thinking that the Steelers losing is a good thing, Maller Militia Feud, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our numbbar four, our number four, ready to go.
And here an hour number four. What do you make
of Tua Tongueabai Looa's understanding of the booze that were
raining down by the Dolphin fans. He didn't seem that
upset by it. Also, we'll get your reaction on the
latest viral clip from Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel, who may
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have outdone himself on this one. And can you explain
why Aaron Rogers thinks the Steelers losing is a good thing.
We'll try to microanalyze the psychobabble of one Aaron Rodgers.
All that and more. Have a wonderful Monday. Here got
some more football tonight. We'll break that down on the
next show. But here it is our number four on
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this Monday, the fifteenth day of September. Have a wonderful day.
We're heard the saying a fish rots from the head, right,
what about a dolphin?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do we know what the Miami dolphin?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
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depth team coverage continues around the NFL all night into
the early morning hours, and we now shift our attention
to South Beach Baby, where another game and another defeat
one of the great soulp oppers in football this year
the South Florida football scene. El horrifico would be the
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Dolphins now if you didn't see this, maybe not Dolphins
quarterback Tua Tongue Bai loa. He was asked about the
fans booing boo boooo, now the New England Patriots.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Patriots put up thirty three points with Drake May
at quarterback. He's not very good, but a thirty three
to twenty seven win. As the Patriots quarterback average ten
yards per pass attempt, of course it helps they at
a fifty five yard completion to fatten up the stat sheet.
But nice offensive performance by the New England Patriots. The
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Dolphins actually had more yards in the Patriots, but they
ended up losing the game with some football incompetence in
the fourth quarter. If you saw the game, you know
what I'm talking about. The fans were booing and here
was two a tongue of my law on the fans
giving the Dolphins the boobers.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Take a list.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's part of the game. The fans pay money, they're
hard earned money to come and see their team play,
and we go out there and you know, we don't
look the part as we have you know, previous years,
and so it's all understandable and it comes with the game.
You get the booze. You get the cheers just like
anything else. You get the highs, you get the lows.
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But for us mentally, as players like, we got to
stay even Kete, we got to stay together. We got
to continue to trust one another and build off of
whatever this game was.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I actually learned that there was a sitcom when I
was a kid called The Facts of Life, and the line,
the tagline on the song was you take the good,
you take the bag, you take them both, and you
have the facts of Life. That's it right there. So
Tua really quoting a song before he was around from
a sitcom. Yeah, all right, So let us discuss the
question what do you make of tua tongue of Bai
Lawa and his understanding position on the South Florida Dolphin fans.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Booing the zero and two start.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So I've got Chack halftime adjustments and burning man, and
we will combine all of these things together, and you know,
we're making the gopagool. We're gonna make the gobbagol is
what we're gonna make, all right. So to lead off
here like Tua, I have no problem with this. I
thought he handled this the right way. That's what you're
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supposed to say. Now, whether he actually believes that or
not is a different point of conversation. That's the only
response you can give in a situation like this. It's
basically admitting that the customer is right and that's the
way it is.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like, that's it's just how this works.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well, you might not like that, you might think, well,
that's not the way it should be, but that's the
way it is. And you're in the entertainment business. People
are giving you the most valuable thing they have, their time.
The most valuable thing we all have is our time.
It's not money, it's your time. And these people are
choosing to spend their free time their entertainment dollars as
well to watch you play football. You're selling tickets, not
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at a discount, not at a discount, and the product
you might as well be running a fruit stand and
it's rotting fruit, and it's there's an infestation of vermin
that is overtaking your little fruit stand. And it's not fun,
it's not exciting, it's not good football.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's not any of that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And to us admittings like that's the product's not good. Quality,
control is not great. Miami is zero to two. They
lost to the Colts and Daniel Jones and to the
Patriots and Drake May in a game that there was
a certainly a winnable game against the You look at
the Patriots and then the way the game ended, a
couple of tomato cans in theory, a couple of tomato kids,
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and those are supposed to be layups on the schedule.
If you're the Miami Dolphins and instead the Dolphins, it's
like going to the charity strap and your shack and
your brick. Foul shots, Well, no one's guarding you. Just
make the shot and it can't make it. So what happens,
of course, when they actually play good teams like down
the line of Baltimore Buffalo teams like that, good luck
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on that. Now, if you can't beat Danny Dimes and
Drake May type of quarterbacks, what in the hell are
you going to do against Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen.
I think we know the answer to that. We know
how that's gonna go. And so that's a bad team, man,
bad bleeping team. And the fans have had it. They've
invested their hard earned money and again their time and
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all that stuff. They bought the Tyreek Hill jerseys, the
two of jerseys, all that stuff, the Mike McDaniel hype,
and what do they have to show for it. Let's
see what do they have to show for Well, the team,
as Tua said, doesn't look the part. They've lived up
to expectations. Most observers said, oh, they're going to fall
off the map, and they're falling off the map. So
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Tua gave the appropriate response, that's what you're supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
He didn't rip the fans. He's all the fans.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't want them these some of these losers, like
the real dummies, the neanderthal types. They're like, oh, man,
I don't want these fans cheering for us when we
start winning.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's like the what he's why would you say that,
you know, what was wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
He didn't say that, though, you know his own words
to us said, hey, listen, we don't look the part, which,
using the malar Rosetta stone, means the Miami Dolphins are
total frauds right now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's the way it is. And so Tua again said
what needed to be said. That's it. He didn't rip
the fans. He wasn't critical. He didn't cry like a
child or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But in reality, the booze are deserved and the Dolphins
deep down don't care because that means the fan base
is engaged. They don't have apathy. Remember, the one thing
you do not want in professional sports is apathy. If
you have apathy, that's a recipe for death. And Miami
season already, doesn't it feel like it's on life support already?
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It's two games in there, Zwing too, it is like
two is at some point gonna get hurt. He's not
playing particularly well and just go down the list. It's
like this is not great now, furthermore, staying in Miami.
So we have a sound bite, the sound bite of
the hour, which was not the Tuas sound bite.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
No no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We have the audio of the Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel,
who continues to be the gift that keeps giving. So
after the late loss to the New England Patriots, Mike
McDaniel got up to the dais and he addressed the
state of the Miami Dolphins as only he can. Let's
go to the audio tape, take a listen.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Or to win games, you have to win the game,
not lose the game, honestly, and that is how you
lose the game. You're moving the you're moving the ball
down the field. You're first and ten, and then you
find yourself at second and twenty. Uh you know that?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That was critical.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That is a head coach of a multi billion dollar business,
that is the leader of a multi billion dollars playing agad.
I want to hear a gud play. This is a
head coach in the NFL. This is when I was
a kid. I grew up with guys like Bill parselves.
This is the modern NFL coach.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Listen to this or to win games, you have to
win the game, not lose the game, honestly, and that
that is how you lose the game. You're moving the
you're moving the ball down the field. You're first and ten,
and then you find yourself at second and twenty. Uh
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you know that? Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That was all right?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Question where are you at? You just heard it where
you try to stop laughing? Where are you at on
this latest viral SoundBite from the Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel. Okay,
so my first thought was the same thought that I
believe Lorraina and Kopet is what the hell was that?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's the guy in charge, that's like keg drinking Steve
putting him there and after he's had a few cases
of Sam Adams or whatever, Hey, go knock yourself out. Stammer, stutter, hesitate, rinse, wash, repeat,
stammer and then you stutter and then you hesitate those
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three things and squirming like a toad. Writers on the
storm style. Writers on the storm style. That was impressive.
Now it's possible he's actually sniffing gasoline before he gets
up to the dais.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's possible. I don't know. I'm not there. I'm just speculating,
just kind of throwing some things out.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Uh McDaniel, who's never ever spoken the King's English? Right,
we know that this is not someone that's well spoken. However,
we're reaching new levels of despair. This is impressive. Babbling,
bumbling NFL head coach who sounds like one of the
people that call this show. He sounds like someone that
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should be calling my show in the middle of the night,
and he's coaching the Miami Dolphins. He should be calling
from Sheboygan breaking down the Packers, and instead he's calling
from South Florida. And doing news conferences. And that's your
offensive genius right there, Mike McDaniel. Offensive guru who sounds
like he's high baked, wasted, blown, pick you're adjective, whichever
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you want, and the way he sounds, the way he sounds.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Any I don't know the guy. I mean, maybe this
is just an issue.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I know Rob Manford, that dopey commissioner, that little hunk
of metal guy at the World Series. He always sounds
like he's completely sloshed at the World Series because he's
got something. They say he's got some speech impediment. But
this is the coach of the Dolphins. Halftime adjustment, you
know what's halftime adjustments. I'm convinced, and I'm not one
hundred percent sure, but I'm pretty convinced that his halftime adjustice,
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Mike McDaniel is he goes in there and he goes
into a side room and he surrounds himself with a
cloud of hallucingenic weed and he just like smokes it
and he's just living his best life and all that.
And that's the guy steering the dolphinship right there, which
explains a lot like just watching the team play and
all that stuff, and so Wow. Forget South Beach, forget
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South Beach. They should be preparing to send him to
Guantanamo Bay. He's been stealing money with the Miami Dolphins. There,
put him in detention for crimes, crimes against coherent football strategy.
That's your head coach of the Dolphins. Wild rant, wild, wild, wild,
wild wild. Not every rant, not a rant, just craziness.
So you want to be a coach, the old school coach, Well, no,
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you can't be an old school coach. You can't be
like Parcels or Belichick. You can't be cold, you can't
be tough, you can't be fire and brimstone.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You gotta be relatable to be relatable.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Instead, you've got Mike McDaniel out there giving the football
equivalent of the bad open mic night at Chuckles Comedy Club.
It's all unraveling, It is all unraveling here. He's coaching
like a man who lost the plot and he can't
find the script and it's just a hot mess. Now,
last thing, we move away from Miami. We go now
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to Pittsburg, PA. All right, it was a bad day
at work for the Pittsburg Steelers as they had a
brain fart for the Ages We'll get to that later,
but we'll start with Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rogers, the Steelers quarterback,
who he said is not This is Rogers his own words.
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He's not going to lose too much sleep over a
fourteen point loss to Sam Darnold and the Seattle football team.
Holy JJ and Renton Batman and Crin Craig and Seattle.
As the Seahawks win that game thirty one seventeen on Sunday,
and following the game, Aaron Rodgers address the media. He said, quote,
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it's week two. It's good for us, Rogers said. Last
week probably there were some people who were feeling pretty
good because everyone outside the building is talking about how
great we were on offense. Rogers opined, and thirty four points.
That's the league. You can ride the highs and ride
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the lows. Close quote right, question. Can you explain why
Aaron Rogers thinks the Steelers losing is a good thing?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He said, that's a good thing, good for us. Those
are his words. Good for losing is good for us?
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So it's kind of like saying that food poisoning is
good for your diet. You want to lose a few
more pounds, get a case of dysentery, and all of
a sudden, you lost twelve pounds overnight.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's yeah, it didn't feel great, but the dysentery was
not wonderful. But I did lose like twelve pounds. That's
pretty good, right, and his positive so I'll take the
positive silver lining. But Rogers, as I psychoanalyze him, he's
doing that hippie zen stuff is what he's doing. He's
out there like burning Man of the NFL, and.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
He's just riding the waves.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'm just riding the waves, man, That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Man, the highs, the lows, it's all the energy. He's
passing out those sage sticks. He's passing those out in
the locker room. I imagine they're in the locker room
throwing after throwing a couple of interceptions against the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And this is Aaron Rodgers. A little gas lighting.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I agree on that little gas lighting, and I toss
out life lessons like he's Yoda doing a Yoda thing.
A defeat, yes, but growth growth, it brings HM the
NFL's first hippie quarterback Guru, not the first hippie quarterback,
but the first hippie guru quarterback in the NFL. Lightning
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incess all over the locker room. And don't ride the highs,
you don't ride the lows. Okay, Bro, got your bro,
that's the way to do it. You just got boat
raced by Sam Darnald, Sam effing Donald. Need we say more?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
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Speaker 2 (16:23):
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and the Sunday night game.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
As JJ McCarthy looked like he had no idea what.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He was doing yet again and he's only played one
good quarter and seven horrific quarterers. Talk about that some more.
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it right now. All right, several of you, I say
that actually two, that's Two's not several, it's two.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Two of our listeners in the Kansas.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
City area sent me the video of Taylor Swift who
at the Chiefs game they lost to the Eagles, and
they used dividers to shield her from the fians. I
saw it as wild as what she's she's more important
than the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Someone threatened her look upon it. I know, what is that? Seriously?
Like why go to the game? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Just stay home if you're that worried about just stay
home and you know, live in your little mansion and
that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I mean that's maybe she has a giant zi is
that now? Yeah? Maybe she Well there's somebody was saying
she might be pregnant. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, yeahh pregnancy rumors already.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Guys, Is that why she's getting married? I don't. I
don't know it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
This is very bizarre to me, though. This is like
something like Michael Jackson would do back in the day,
right or something, you know what I mean, doesn't it
seem like something like that?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that's like did she buy that? Or did the
chiefs buy that? Like?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
What's the and who gets a sign? Do they have
a short straw thing? All right, you're the you're the
two idiots that have to follow Taylor Swift and wrap
her and this this divider thing, it's like a like
a black room divider.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Pretty big though.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right, anyway, let's go to the phones. I we'll
say hello to Sean the Hood Guy. Hello, Sean the
Hood Guy. Welcome.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Man.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
I don't know what's going on. I don't like what
I'm saying on defense because it looks like people running
past us they can't even stop, and those.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
How about your how about your special teams not even
knowing on the new Now, I don't know the rules either,
but I don't play in the NFL show on the
Hood Guy. You can't just be giving a touchdown to Seattle.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
What is that? What was that?
Speaker 8 (20:04):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (20:05):
When I saw that band, I started hearing your theme music.
When I seen that that Bennie Hill music. I saw that,
I said, man, come up, the ball gonna touch you.
You're not gonna turn around and go back and try
to go pick it up.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
I mean, it was a lot.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Of lack of communication on that team today and how
they got just just outnumbered people running past them and
they throwing Aaron Rogers.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, so we should point out that that was a
massive play.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It was a three point game, right Seattle was up,
it was seventeen fourteen, and then they kicked off and the.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Kick returner for the Steelers.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Did not know the rule and end up just handed
Seattle touchdown exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I didn't understand that. Then what's going on is people
watching TV whyle they trying to play football or something,
or they listening to music not paying attention. Yeah, team
got to get it together, man, because when we have
a bad quarterback, we played good defense. Now we got
an okay quarter I don't even see no defense. And
that guy's lay he can go somewhere, man, because he's
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not even stopping nobody. He's not even sticking receivers. He's
getting burned like the coyote against the role Runners. So
it's just embarrassment, man. So they got ease together.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Well, it's even more embarrassing when you look at how
the Jets played against the Buffalo Bills. Right if figure
at Pittsburgh, if they're gonna go anywhere, they're gonna have
to get by Buffalo. And you look at how that
game went this week and how Justin Fields looked like
he had never played football before, and then against.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
The Steelers he looked really good.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's the top performance I've seen of Justin Fields in
the NFL last week, and it's almost identical the Jets
offense and the Seattle Seahawks offense very similar against the
Steelers defense.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Which is I think it's I think kind of. I
think it kind of came back on me today, Ben,
because I was heckling a lot of the Cowboy fans
and the Giants fans because I put on Russell Wilson
steel A jersey today and I was just teasing all
the fans because the Giants they winning that game, but
they end up losing. I don't like the Cowboys fans,
so I was just heckling them because they was losing.
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But I end up losing. So I had to take
the jersey off and lay across the bed and just
hold my head in the same man, because it was
an embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, I think you should just lay that jersey in
shame that you bought the jersey.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think that is that that should be something.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Ten fifteen bucks. You can go ahead and grab it.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah you bought it after the fact.
But even that, I.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Mean, hey, but you know what, they don't get together.
I might not even show up for the Stealers in
charges game.
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Man.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I was supposed to be going, but I might not
even show up. They don't kick it in the gear
by the next couple of games. Man, they might not
see me this year.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You're gonna hide out, You're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
You can be like Taylor Swift and be have a
divider protecting you from every time.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
I'm gonna get a brown pip of a bag this time.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right, Well here you Sean, the Great Sean, the
hood guy, check in. Let's go to Dre, who's in
central California. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Dre?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Welcome.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Don't shook taking my call.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Ben.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
You know, I know you're a amastan. I'm a Niners fan.
The NFC West looks pretty strong right now. Arizona tried
to give it up today.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, yet again, Kyler alligator arms Murray, you talk about
the ultimate back door cover for the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That one hurt. I'm not gonna lie Dre. That one hurt. Hey, Yeah,
that was that was a blow.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I got a question for you, if you hold it.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
For the Cardinals are up twenty seven to three. Then
it was twenty seven to nine going to the fourth quarter.
They were laying six. Now six and a half, right,
six and a half. They ended up winning by five
and Carolina had the ball at the end and if
hail Mary, they would have won the game. Right, Yeah,
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what's you got, Dre, What do you got?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
Well, you've been watching football as long as I have.
I think I'm in my early sixes. I'm probably got
a couple of years on you. But you remember the
old days when punting with the cop in corner.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh, yeah, it was great. It was deadly. Man put
inside the ten yard line. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Yeah. And nowadays rules with the kickoffs, if you kick
it out of bounds, it goes to what the forty
the forty five?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah it was, Yeah, the automats thirty five if you
if you don't kick it off. But yeah, they penalize you.
They want they want to have kickoffs, and we have
kickoff returns.
Speaker 11 (24:25):
No, no, I understand that. But I'm saying, if you
kick it out of bounds on a kickoff.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, I think that's I think it's I think it's
the forty I think I don't know.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
With that being said, how come a punt is not
penalized if it's kicked out of bounds? I mean, if
there's a dangerous return punter on the other side. And
I was a coach. I would instruct my punter to
kick it out of bounds every time, and the referee
gets an imaginary spot where it went out of bounds.
(24:56):
I think there should be a ten to fifteen yard
penalty on top of where that went out. I mean,
doesn't that make any kind of sense to you or no?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I think they should. We should encourage the coffin corner kick.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I don't want to see that though, do you seek
I don't see anybody doing that regularly, the coffin corner
kick and the other it's thirty five.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yard line by the way they go out of it
goes out of bounce.
Speaker 11 (25:16):
Yeah, I agree with you. We should encourage the coff
and corner. Now you can kick it out of bounce
and there's no penalty. A coff and corner was great,
A great guy was He's in the Hall of Fame.
It was the king of the coffin corner.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
There you go. Do you want me to fight you?
I can fight. I don't agree with you what you
want me to say. We agree. I liked it. Bring
it back.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You should tell these idiots in the NFL to bring
back the coffin corner.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
They don't do it.
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Well, was there ever a rule that if you just
kick it out of bounds it was a penalty or
they just started doing that.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
That was always the rule, But it used to be
more hurtful because it used to be like touchbacks. You
would bring it out to the twenty yard line, and
then if you kicked it out of bounds on the
kick offf it would yet like the forty. But now
it's like the touchbacks are the thirty five? Right, yeah,
so it's like a five five yard difference.
Speaker 11 (26:08):
But I mean the punt, the punt out of bounds,
there's no penalty?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
What are we doing? All right?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I we agree, I don't there's no penalty. Take advantage
of its to loopole. We'll leave it there. Thank you,
dre appreciate that. Let's go to eeny meenie miney moe.
Hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
J get you so bad? Sounds so bad?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
How bad was he?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
James? Do not make me regret this, James, Come on, I.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Lost my boy.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
I lost my boy.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You didn't lose.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
You didn't lose your voice watching the Vikings score touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I know that.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
No touchdowns two bowls they had myself Fred.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Cox, Remember.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Then you're Tommy Tommy Kramer to come back is with it?
And of Tommy Kramer like you I was, I was
doing okay, all right, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Let's say a load of.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Keg drinking Steve whose favorite NFL team is zero and two?
Hello keg drinking Steve.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Ah, the march to another world championship is still on
new Man. How many? How many games can we lose?
Can we go nine to eight but still win the
Super Bowl?
Speaker 13 (27:33):
See?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
The next six weeks are basically preseason until Rice and
Worthy and and and Tyreek Hills show up. I mean,
let's let's lose as many as possible. Man, this is
going to be Ben. We got a shotgun wedding coming
for Travis. I mean, it can't get it, can't get.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well, you're you're tanking to get the top draft pick,
not the top big, but you're going to top ten
pick next year, and then you'll draft Travis's replacement.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Oh, Ben, you're earning your money. No, we're gonna We're
gonna draft arch Manning is a backup man.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
We're so good.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
The rest of the NFL is so terrible that we
could draft.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
The problem is Arch Manning is not good enough to
be in the NFL. Have you seen him play? He sucks?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Man, you gotta understand, man, this is this is just
practice for for we're so good September. September is just
a scrimmage. Man. We could we could lose next week
to to Russell Russell Wilson. I don't care, man, Let's
let's keep losing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Let's cap that's great, that is solid, that is solid.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Let's keep loving positive.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
This is the reverse manifestations.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
I'm gonna say, Man, did you hear did you hear this?
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
This sports illis traded. Swim model was dating both of
the players that the US Open final, and she won't
date NBA players with which which which?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
What if you Well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Interested in athletes, but I do know it's not really
my jam. So I do like certain athletes that are
good to ballet. I like ballet artists, you know.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
What I mean?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
You like I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
If that's the sport, maybe maybe we can.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Make it depends it depends how you go about being
a ballet answer.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
But yes, go go jeez, let's keep up, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Keep losing, all right? All right, all right, thank you,
go away. Marcel is in Brooklyn. Hello Marcel, Why.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Does the Giants have an owen too against the Cowboys?
They first haven't taken the lead, then the cowboys too,
so yesterday cowboys bits us?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, do you have any advice for the Giants and Jess? Marcell,
any advice you'd like to give them?
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Oh, still have a want to give a win for
a week? Three?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Hold on, wait a minute, Hold on his sake?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I thought there was I thought there was a Brian
Dable on the line, but apparently it's not. Fred Tucher
wants to talk to you. Hold on a sech here.
It's a big morning guy, you know. Fred Tucher is Marshall,
a big morning guy in Boston.
Speaker 10 (30:17):
He's does the morning the Patriots on the sports top.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, let's see here. Hello Fred, you're on with Marcel
and Brooklyn.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Fred, Good morning everybody. It's me Fred Toucher. Good morning everybody.
I'm a big New York Jets stand Martell. I'd like
to discuss. I'm from my.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Mom's and Jets. They lost to the Bill thirty to ten.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
Now, Buffalo Aways.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
No easy, I'm a big time. My mom's from Long Island.
You know King's Park, Long Island, Collback, Long Island, you
know the every the county. Yeah, that's where my mom's from.
Her last name. I'll just leave that out for now.
But she came from no money. No, you know, no money.
My dad went to Dartmouth, the big time New York
(30:58):
Jets fans. Every Sunday, my son he comes over and
watches the New York Jets with me. Can you believe
in me and my son's bonding. I just went through
a divorce recently. We bond over the Jets. The problem is,
I don't know how long we're going to be able
to watch the Jets like this for my son.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
You're very very wordy here, Fred, Marcel, your thoughts well,
the one.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
Two jets have looking for the win?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh, wise they will have Rob Marcel. Do you have
a pep talk you can give to Justin Fields? He
needs a pep talk?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Justin Fields?
Speaker 13 (31:32):
Excuse me myself. Do you know what it means to
be from no money?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I don't think so, Marcia. You're rich.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
I grew up Marcel, Marcel, did you ever run into
anybody in Harlem with the last name Cook.
Speaker 10 (31:46):
Wait a minute, I don't know about you. I don't
know what kind of four you are.
Speaker 13 (31:51):
Oh, I'd like to play a game with you. I
got a game now. It's called the Name Game. Are
you ready to play the name game? All right? Here
we go.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, Marcel, you don't seem like you want to play
the game.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
I don't wait.
Speaker 10 (32:05):
The name game starts now.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I hurry I don't have a lot of hurry up.
Let's play the name Yeah, one minute, hurry.
Speaker 13 (32:14):
Out, all right, Lorena Loraina bobya see fiveful Fina b
by for Mayna Lorena. Now you're going to get the name.
What name am I talking about?
Speaker 10 (32:26):
Oh like that?
Speaker 13 (32:28):
So let's try another one. Let's try another one. Ben
ben boven a very very fulfen see five for Benjamin.
What name am I talking about? Whose name?
Speaker 10 (32:41):
I don't think so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, well, this is going very well. All right, all right,
I'm ending this right now you Marcel. My ears are
now bleeding. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Sorry. CoFe Okay, Marcela.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
Okay, you know what instead of the player.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Of the morning, No, just give me the player of
the morning. I don't have time for food picks. Give
me the player of the morning.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
OKAYO have turned things around against the Texas Rangers yesterday.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay, all right, go away?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Is Marcel in Brooklyn. That's Brooklyn's finest right there. The
more people live in Brooklyn than most places. But there
you all right, So by land, by air, by sea,
that would be the fans booing. Mike McDaniel, the baked
head coach of the Dolphins, the most hated person in
South Florida amongst sports fans. Fans flew a banner over
(33:46):
the stadium. You know, they were doing this with the
Giants a couple of years ago, so that's the thing
to do. Those aren't cheap. They flew the banner trying
to get McDaniel gone as coach of the Miami Dolphins.
I don't think that's gonna work. Just allowing him to coach.
We'll get that done. We're gonna have that Mallard Militia feud,
the Mallard Militia feud.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (34:52):
Winning So important.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Listen, we'ren a living to everything.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
It's time for another Mallard show.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh yeah, so gone.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with
losing d curs.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I believe the answer is to Clippers.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
That is the top answer forty points. It's Mallard Militia cute.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Hi, let's play the feud right now. We welcome in
Jake in Minnesota. Hello, Jake, Welcome.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Hey Ben, Hey crew, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Good to have you here.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Jake, You're gonna be one of our contestants. Hold on
a sec here. What are you just getting up? Or
you've been up all night?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
There been up for a couple of hours, driving around.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
All right, just randomly driving around. I understand, Hold on
a sec. And then I don't have another call, so
I'll just take a blind call. Call her. You're on
the air.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Hello, caller, Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh it's Chris and Boston. All right, there you go, Chris.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
All right, Well you're gonna play Chris, hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Punch you up there. You're going against Jake in Minnesota.
So what do we got? One, two, three, or four?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Loreno, you want to pick? Go ahead, one, two, three
or four? Loraino, go ahead. Pick the number three from
top down. Yes, no, that's not the right one, Lorena.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Number two, number two? All right, on that one number
two from top down?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, all right, gentlemen, one hundred people surveyed. The top
five answers are on the board. Your name is your
buzzer name a fruit with edible skin. You want to
go first?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Say your name fruit?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Chris. Yes, that was the number one answer, number one.
All right, you got to go again, Chris, grape.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
That was the number two answer. Unbelievable. Very well, you
know your fruits, and you.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Get to go again.
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Let's go mango.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Mango? Is that on their No, that is not on there.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And we go over to Jake, who's been up for
several hours driving around Minnesota. Jake, your chance name a
fruit with edible skin? Apple and grape are off the board.
Speaker 8 (37:01):
Did you just say chicken?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah? Well, I gotta tell you we eat so much chicken.
It's kind of like a fruit at this point. We
just kind of we actually just seem to grow it
on a tree or something like that. Uh, No, that
is incorrect, unfortunately, not chicken. That's why we play the
game right there. All right, we go back to Chris. Chris,
you are up next year. Name a fruit with edible skin?
There are three answers left on the board.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Peaches.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That was the number five answer. Good job by you.
So there are two answers left. One hundred people surveyed
on the Malleur militia. If you'd name a fruit with
edible skin? What'd you say?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's right? Unbelievable. Does anyone eat banana skins? Or just me?
My guess is I'm gonna go I'm gonna go cow
Is that on there? Okay?
Speaker 13 (37:49):
No, it's not all right, go psychopathic behavior.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
One answer left.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Let's if you can close out the board here, Chris,
name a fruit with edible skin.
Speaker 10 (38:01):
Let's go plumbs.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh you ran the board.
Speaker 10 (38:06):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Good job by you because you gotta all the take.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It well and for you, Jake, We'll always remember your
answer though, no matter, I mean you really that was
the star of the show.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I think the chicken.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yes, absolutely, you know what. I'm gonna give you a
lifetime supply. Nothing there, Jake, you get nothing and a
round trip to nowhere. So congratulations, Jake. When you want nothing,
think of the Ben Mallor show. The show that gives
you nothing. We have no budget and also a round
trip to nowhere. So if you want to go nowhere,
think of the Ben Mallor show. We will send you nowhere.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right. I want my chicken. Yeah it's a vegetable. No,
it's a fruit. It's a chickens a fruit now yeah.
Close
Boom boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our numbbar four, our number four, ready to go.
And here an hour number four. What do you make
of Tua Tongueabai Looa's understanding of the booze that were
raining down by the Dolphin fans. He didn't seem that
upset by it. Also, we'll get your reaction on the
latest viral clip from Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel, who may
(00:26):
have outdone himself on this one. And can you explain
why Aaron Rogers thinks the Steelers losing is a good thing.
We'll try to microanalyze the psychobabble of one Aaron Rodgers.
All that and more. Have a wonderful Monday. Here got
some more football tonight. We'll break that down on the
next show. But here it is our number four on
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this Monday, the fifteenth day of September. Have a wonderful day.
We're heard the saying a fish rots from the head, right,
what about a dolphin?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do we know what the Miami dolphin?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
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depth team coverage continues around the NFL all night into
the early morning hours, and we now shift our attention
to South Beach Baby, where another game and another defeat
one of the great soulp oppers in football this year
the South Florida football scene. El horrifico would be the
(02:29):
Dolphins now if you didn't see this, maybe not Dolphins
quarterback Tua Tongue Bai loa. He was asked about the
fans booing boo boooo, now the New England Patriots.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The Patriots put up thirty three points with Drake May
at quarterback. He's not very good, but a thirty three
to twenty seven win. As the Patriots quarterback average ten
yards per pass attempt, of course it helps they at
a fifty five yard completion to fatten up the stat sheet.
But nice offensive performance by the New England Patriots. The
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Dolphins actually had more yards in the Patriots, but they
ended up losing the game with some football incompetence in
the fourth quarter. If you saw the game, you know
what I'm talking about. The fans were booing and here
was two a tongue of my law on the fans
giving the Dolphins the boobers.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Take a list.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's part of the game. The fans pay money, they're
hard earned money to come and see their team play,
and we go out there and you know, we don't
look the part as we have you know, previous years,
and so it's all understandable and it comes with the game.
You get the booze. You get the cheers just like
anything else. You get the highs, you get the lows.
(03:43):
But for us mentally, as players like, we got to
stay even Kete, we got to stay together. We got
to continue to trust one another and build off of
whatever this game was.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I actually learned that there was a sitcom when I
was a kid called The Facts of Life, and the line,
the tagline on the song was you take the good,
you take the bag, you take them both, and you
have the facts of Life. That's it right there. So
Tua really quoting a song before he was around from
a sitcom. Yeah, all right, So let us discuss the
question what do you make of tua tongue of Bai
Lawa and his understanding position on the South Florida Dolphin fans.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Booing the zero and two start.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So I've got Chack halftime adjustments and burning man, and
we will combine all of these things together, and you know,
we're making the gopagool. We're gonna make the gobbagol is
what we're gonna make, all right. So to lead off
here like Tua, I have no problem with this. I
thought he handled this the right way. That's what you're
(04:43):
supposed to say. Now, whether he actually believes that or
not is a different point of conversation. That's the only
response you can give in a situation like this. It's
basically admitting that the customer is right and that's the
way it is.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like, that's it's just how this works.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well, you might not like that, you might think, well,
that's not the way it should be, but that's the
way it is. And you're in the entertainment business. People
are giving you the most valuable thing they have, their time.
The most valuable thing we all have is our time.
It's not money, it's your time. And these people are
choosing to spend their free time their entertainment dollars as
well to watch you play football. You're selling tickets, not
(05:24):
at a discount, not at a discount, and the product
you might as well be running a fruit stand and
it's rotting fruit, and it's there's an infestation of vermin
that is overtaking your little fruit stand. And it's not fun,
it's not exciting, it's not good football.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's not any of that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And to us admittings like that's the product's not good. Quality,
control is not great. Miami is zero to two. They
lost to the Colts and Daniel Jones and to the
Patriots and Drake May in a game that there was
a certainly a winnable game against the You look at
the Patriots and then the way the game ended, a
couple of tomato cans in theory, a couple of tomato kids,
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and those are supposed to be layups on the schedule.
If you're the Miami Dolphins and instead the Dolphins, it's
like going to the charity strap and your shack and
your brick. Foul shots, Well, no one's guarding you. Just
make the shot and it can't make it. So what happens,
of course, when they actually play good teams like down
the line of Baltimore Buffalo teams like that, good luck
(06:28):
on that. Now, if you can't beat Danny Dimes and
Drake May type of quarterbacks, what in the hell are
you going to do against Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen.
I think we know the answer to that. We know
how that's gonna go. And so that's a bad team, man,
bad bleeping team. And the fans have had it. They've
invested their hard earned money and again their time and
(06:50):
all that stuff. They bought the Tyreek Hill jerseys, the
two of jerseys, all that stuff, the Mike McDaniel hype,
and what do they have to show for it. Let's
see what do they have to show for Well, the team,
as Tua said, doesn't look the part. They've lived up
to expectations. Most observers said, oh, they're going to fall
off the map, and they're falling off the map. So
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Tua gave the appropriate response, that's what you're supposed to say.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
He didn't rip the fans. He's all the fans.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't want them these some of these losers, like
the real dummies, the neanderthal types. They're like, oh, man,
I don't want these fans cheering for us when we
start winning.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's like the what he's why would you say that,
you know, what was wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
He didn't say that, though, you know his own words
to us said, hey, listen, we don't look the part, which,
using the malar Rosetta stone, means the Miami Dolphins are
total frauds right now.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's the way it is. And so Tua again said
what needed to be said. That's it. He didn't rip
the fans. He wasn't critical. He didn't cry like a
child or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But in reality, the booze are deserved and the Dolphins
deep down don't care because that means the fan base
is engaged. They don't have apathy. Remember, the one thing
you do not want in professional sports is apathy. If
you have apathy, that's a recipe for death. And Miami
season already, doesn't it feel like it's on life support already?
(08:13):
It's two games in there, Zwing too, it is like
two is at some point gonna get hurt. He's not
playing particularly well and just go down the list. It's
like this is not great now, furthermore, staying in Miami.
So we have a sound bite, the sound bite of
the hour, which was not the Tuas sound bite.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
No no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We have the audio of the Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel,
who continues to be the gift that keeps giving. So
after the late loss to the New England Patriots, Mike
McDaniel got up to the dais and he addressed the
state of the Miami Dolphins as only he can. Let's
go to the audio tape, take a listen.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Or to win games, you have to win the game,
not lose the game, honestly, and that is how you
lose the game. You're moving the you're moving the ball
down the field. You're first and ten, and then you
find yourself at second and twenty. Uh you know that?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That was critical.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
That is a head coach of a multi billion dollar business,
that is the leader of a multi billion dollars playing agad.
I want to hear a gud play. This is a
head coach in the NFL. This is when I was
a kid. I grew up with guys like Bill parselves.
This is the modern NFL coach.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Listen to this or to win games, you have to
win the game, not lose the game, honestly, and that
that is how you lose the game. You're moving the
you're moving the ball down the field. You're first and ten,
and then you find yourself at second and twenty. Uh
(09:51):
you know that? Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That was all right?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Question where are you at? You just heard it where
you try to stop laughing? Where are you at on
this latest viral SoundBite from the Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel. Okay,
so my first thought was the same thought that I
believe Lorraina and Kopet is what the hell was that?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's the guy in charge, that's like keg drinking Steve
putting him there and after he's had a few cases
of Sam Adams or whatever, Hey, go knock yourself out. Stammer, stutter, hesitate, rinse, wash, repeat,
stammer and then you stutter and then you hesitate those
(10:36):
three things and squirming like a toad. Writers on the
storm style. Writers on the storm style. That was impressive.
Now it's possible he's actually sniffing gasoline before he gets
up to the dais.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's possible. I don't know. I'm not there. I'm just speculating,
just kind of throwing some things out.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Uh McDaniel, who's never ever spoken the King's English? Right,
we know that this is not someone that's well spoken. However,
we're reaching new levels of despair. This is impressive. Babbling,
bumbling NFL head coach who sounds like one of the
people that call this show. He sounds like someone that
(11:15):
should be calling my show in the middle of the night,
and he's coaching the Miami Dolphins. He should be calling
from Sheboygan breaking down the Packers, and instead he's calling
from South Florida. And doing news conferences. And that's your
offensive genius right there, Mike McDaniel. Offensive guru who sounds
like he's high baked, wasted, blown, pick you're adjective, whichever
(11:37):
you want, and the way he sounds, the way he sounds.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Any I don't know the guy. I mean, maybe this
is just an issue.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I know Rob Manford, that dopey commissioner, that little hunk
of metal guy at the World Series. He always sounds
like he's completely sloshed at the World Series because he's
got something. They say he's got some speech impediment. But
this is the coach of the Dolphins. Halftime adjustment, you
know what's halftime adjustments. I'm convinced, and I'm not one
hundred percent sure, but I'm pretty convinced that his halftime adjustice,
(12:05):
Mike McDaniel is he goes in there and he goes
into a side room and he surrounds himself with a
cloud of hallucingenic weed and he just like smokes it
and he's just living his best life and all that.
And that's the guy steering the dolphinship right there, which
explains a lot like just watching the team play and
all that stuff, and so Wow. Forget South Beach, forget
(12:29):
South Beach. They should be preparing to send him to
Guantanamo Bay. He's been stealing money with the Miami Dolphins. There,
put him in detention for crimes, crimes against coherent football strategy.
That's your head coach of the Dolphins. Wild rant, wild, wild, wild,
wild wild. Not every rant, not a rant, just craziness.
So you want to be a coach, the old school coach, Well, no,
(12:51):
you can't be an old school coach. You can't be
like Parcels or Belichick. You can't be cold, you can't
be tough, you can't be fire and brimstone.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You gotta be relatable to be relatable.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Instead, you've got Mike McDaniel out there giving the football
equivalent of the bad open mic night at Chuckles Comedy Club.
It's all unraveling, It is all unraveling here. He's coaching
like a man who lost the plot and he can't
find the script and it's just a hot mess. Now,
last thing, we move away from Miami. We go now
(13:22):
to Pittsburg, PA. All right, it was a bad day
at work for the Pittsburg Steelers as they had a
brain fart for the Ages We'll get to that later,
but we'll start with Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rogers, the Steelers quarterback,
who he said is not This is Rogers his own words.
(13:43):
He's not going to lose too much sleep over a
fourteen point loss to Sam Darnold and the Seattle football team.
Holy JJ and Renton Batman and Crin Craig and Seattle.
As the Seahawks win that game thirty one seventeen on Sunday,
and following the game, Aaron Rodgers address the media. He said, quote,
(14:03):
it's week two. It's good for us, Rogers said. Last
week probably there were some people who were feeling pretty
good because everyone outside the building is talking about how
great we were on offense. Rogers opined, and thirty four points.
That's the league. You can ride the highs and ride
(14:24):
the lows. Close quote right, question. Can you explain why
Aaron Rogers thinks the Steelers losing is a good thing?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He said, that's a good thing, good for us. Those
are his words. Good for losing is good for us?
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So it's kind of like saying that food poisoning is
good for your diet. You want to lose a few
more pounds, get a case of dysentery, and all of
a sudden, you lost twelve pounds overnight.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's yeah, it didn't feel great, but the dysentery was
not wonderful. But I did lose like twelve pounds. That's
pretty good, right, and his positive so I'll take the
positive silver lining. But Rogers, as I psychoanalyze him, he's
doing that hippie zen stuff is what he's doing. He's
out there like burning Man of the NFL, and.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
He's just riding the waves.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'm just riding the waves, man, That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Man, the highs, the lows, it's all the energy. He's
passing out those sage sticks. He's passing those out in
the locker room. I imagine they're in the locker room
throwing after throwing a couple of interceptions against the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And this is Aaron Rodgers. A little gas lighting.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I agree on that little gas lighting, and I toss
out life lessons like he's Yoda doing a Yoda thing.
A defeat, yes, but growth growth, it brings HM the
NFL's first hippie quarterback Guru, not the first hippie quarterback,
but the first hippie guru quarterback in the NFL. Lightning
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incess all over the locker room. And don't ride the highs,
you don't ride the lows. Okay, Bro, got your bro,
that's the way to do it. You just got boat
raced by Sam Darnald, Sam effing Donald. Need we say more?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
My god? All right, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
If you would like to comment on any of this,
anythings we've said all night, the Vikings lost a stinker,
and the Sunday night game.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
As JJ McCarthy looked like he had no idea what.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He was doing yet again and he's only played one
good quarter and seven horrific quarterers. Talk about that some more.
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it right now. All right, several of you, I say
that actually two, that's Two's not several, it's two.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Two of our listeners in the Kansas.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
City area sent me the video of Taylor Swift who
at the Chiefs game they lost to the Eagles, and
they used dividers to shield her from the fians. I
saw it as wild as what she's she's more important
than the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Someone threatened her look upon it. I know, what is that? Seriously?
Like why go to the game? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Just stay home if you're that worried about just stay
home and you know, live in your little mansion and
that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I mean that's maybe she has a giant zi is
that now? Yeah? Maybe she Well there's somebody was saying
she might be pregnant. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, yeahh pregnancy rumors already.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Guys, Is that why she's getting married? I don't. I
don't know it.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
This is very bizarre to me, though. This is like
something like Michael Jackson would do back in the day,
right or something, you know what I mean, doesn't it
seem like something like that?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that's like did she buy that? Or did the
chiefs buy that? Like?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
What's the and who gets a sign? Do they have
a short straw thing? All right, you're the you're the
two idiots that have to follow Taylor Swift and wrap
her and this this divider thing, it's like a like
a black room divider.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Pretty big though.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right, anyway, let's go to the phones. I we'll
say hello to Sean the Hood Guy. Hello, Sean the
Hood Guy. Welcome.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Man.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
I don't know what's going on. I don't like what
I'm saying on defense because it looks like people running
past us they can't even stop, and those.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
How about your how about your special teams not even
knowing on the new Now, I don't know the rules either,
but I don't play in the NFL show on the
Hood Guy. You can't just be giving a touchdown to Seattle.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
What is that? What was that?
Speaker 8 (20:04):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (20:05):
When I saw that band, I started hearing your theme music.
When I seen that that Bennie Hill music. I saw that,
I said, man, come up, the ball gonna touch you.
You're not gonna turn around and go back and try
to go pick it up.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
I mean, it was a lot.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Of lack of communication on that team today and how
they got just just outnumbered people running past them and
they throwing Aaron Rogers.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, so we should point out that that was a
massive play.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It was a three point game, right Seattle was up,
it was seventeen fourteen, and then they kicked off and the.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Kick returner for the Steelers.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Did not know the rule and end up just handed
Seattle touchdown exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I didn't understand that. Then what's going on is people
watching TV whyle they trying to play football or something,
or they listening to music not paying attention. Yeah, team
got to get it together, man, because when we have
a bad quarterback, we played good defense. Now we got
an okay quarter I don't even see no defense. And
that guy's lay he can go somewhere, man, because he's
(21:05):
not even stopping nobody. He's not even sticking receivers. He's
getting burned like the coyote against the role Runners. So
it's just embarrassment, man. So they got ease together.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Well, it's even more embarrassing when you look at how
the Jets played against the Buffalo Bills. Right if figure
at Pittsburgh, if they're gonna go anywhere, they're gonna have
to get by Buffalo. And you look at how that
game went this week and how Justin Fields looked like
he had never played football before, and then against.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
The Steelers he looked really good.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's the top performance I've seen of Justin Fields in
the NFL last week, and it's almost identical the Jets
offense and the Seattle Seahawks offense very similar against the
Steelers defense.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Which is I think it's I think kind of. I
think it kind of came back on me today, Ben,
because I was heckling a lot of the Cowboy fans
and the Giants fans because I put on Russell Wilson
steel A jersey today and I was just teasing all
the fans because the Giants they winning that game, but
they end up losing. I don't like the Cowboys fans,
so I was just heckling them because they was losing.
(22:06):
But I end up losing. So I had to take
the jersey off and lay across the bed and just
hold my head in the same man, because it was
an embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, I think you should just lay that jersey in
shame that you bought the jersey.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think that is that that should be something.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Ten fifteen bucks. You can go ahead and grab it.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah you bought it after the fact.
But even that, I.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Mean, hey, but you know what, they don't get together.
I might not even show up for the Stealers in
charges game.
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Man.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
I was supposed to be going, but I might not
even show up. They don't kick it in the gear
by the next couple of games. Man, they might not
see me this year.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
You're gonna hide out, You're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
You can be like Taylor Swift and be have a
divider protecting you from every time.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
I'm gonna get a brown pip of a bag this time.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right, Well here you Sean, the Great Sean, the
hood guy, check in. Let's go to Dre, who's in
central California. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Dre?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Welcome.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Don't shook taking my call.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Ben.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
You know, I know you're a amastan. I'm a Niners fan.
The NFC West looks pretty strong right now. Arizona tried
to give it up today.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, yet again, Kyler alligator arms Murray, you talk about
the ultimate back door cover for the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
That one hurt. I'm not gonna lie Dre. That one hurt. Hey, Yeah,
that was that was a blow.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I got a question for you, if you hold it.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
For the Cardinals are up twenty seven to three. Then
it was twenty seven to nine going to the fourth quarter.
They were laying six. Now six and a half, right,
six and a half. They ended up winning by five
and Carolina had the ball at the end and if
hail Mary, they would have won the game. Right, Yeah,
(23:50):
what's you got, Dre, What do you got?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
Well, you've been watching football as long as I have.
I think I'm in my early sixes. I'm probably got
a couple of years on you. But you remember the
old days when punting with the cop in corner.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh, yeah, it was great. It was deadly. Man put
inside the ten yard line. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Yeah. And nowadays rules with the kickoffs, if you kick
it out of bounds, it goes to what the forty
the forty five?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah it was, Yeah, the automats thirty five if you
if you don't kick it off. But yeah, they penalize you.
They want they want to have kickoffs, and we have
kickoff returns.
Speaker 11 (24:25):
No, no, I understand that. But I'm saying, if you
kick it out of bounds on a kickoff.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah, I think that's I think it's I think it's
the forty I think I don't know.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
With that being said, how come a punt is not
penalized if it's kicked out of bounds? I mean, if
there's a dangerous return punter on the other side. And
I was a coach. I would instruct my punter to
kick it out of bounds every time, and the referee
gets an imaginary spot where it went out of bounds.
(24:56):
I think there should be a ten to fifteen yard
penalty on top of where that went out. I mean,
doesn't that make any kind of sense to you or no?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I think they should. We should encourage the coffin corner kick.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I don't want to see that though, do you seek
I don't see anybody doing that regularly, the coffin corner
kick and the other it's thirty five.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yard line by the way they go out of it
goes out of bounce.
Speaker 11 (25:16):
Yeah, I agree with you. We should encourage the coff
and corner. Now you can kick it out of bounce
and there's no penalty. A coff and corner was great,
A great guy was He's in the Hall of Fame.
It was the king of the coffin corner.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
There you go. Do you want me to fight you?
I can fight. I don't agree with you what you
want me to say. We agree. I liked it. Bring
it back.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You should tell these idiots in the NFL to bring
back the coffin corner.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
They don't do it.
Speaker 11 (25:40):
Well, was there ever a rule that if you just
kick it out of bounds it was a penalty or
they just started doing that.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
That was always the rule, But it used to be
more hurtful because it used to be like touchbacks. You
would bring it out to the twenty yard line, and
then if you kicked it out of bounds on the
kick offf it would yet like the forty. But now
it's like the touchbacks are the thirty five? Right, yeah,
so it's like a five five yard difference.
Speaker 11 (26:08):
But I mean the punt, the punt out of bounds,
there's no penalty?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
What are we doing? All right?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I we agree, I don't there's no penalty. Take advantage
of its to loopole. We'll leave it there. Thank you,
dre appreciate that. Let's go to eeny meenie miney moe.
Hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
J get you so bad? Sounds so bad?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
How bad was he?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
James? Do not make me regret this, James, Come on, I.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Lost my boy.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
I lost my boy.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You didn't lose.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
You didn't lose your voice watching the Vikings score touchdowns.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I know that.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
No touchdowns two bowls they had myself Fred.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Cox, Remember.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Then you're Tommy Tommy Kramer to come back is with it?
And of Tommy Kramer like you I was, I was
doing okay, all right, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Let's say a load of.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Keg drinking Steve whose favorite NFL team is zero and two?
Hello keg drinking Steve.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Ah, the march to another world championship is still on
new Man. How many? How many games can we lose?
Can we go nine to eight but still win the
Super Bowl?
Speaker 13 (27:33):
See?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
The next six weeks are basically preseason until Rice and
Worthy and and and Tyreek Hills show up. I mean,
let's let's lose as many as possible. Man, this is
going to be Ben. We got a shotgun wedding coming
for Travis. I mean, it can't get it, can't get.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well, you're you're tanking to get the top draft pick,
not the top big, but you're going to top ten
pick next year, and then you'll draft Travis's replacement.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Oh, Ben, you're earning your money. No, we're gonna We're
gonna draft arch Manning is a backup man.
Speaker 11 (28:06):
We're so good.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
The rest of the NFL is so terrible that we
could draft.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
The problem is Arch Manning is not good enough to
be in the NFL. Have you seen him play? He sucks?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Man, you gotta understand, man, this is this is just
practice for for we're so good September. September is just
a scrimmage. Man. We could we could lose next week
to to Russell Russell Wilson. I don't care, man, Let's
let's keep losing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Let's cap that's great, that is solid, that is solid.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Let's keep loving positive.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
This is the reverse manifestations.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
I'm gonna say, Man, did you hear did you hear this?
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
This sports illis traded. Swim model was dating both of
the players that the US Open final, and she won't
date NBA players with which which which?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
What if you Well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Interested in athletes, but I do know it's not really
my jam. So I do like certain athletes that are
good to ballet. I like ballet artists, you know.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
What I mean?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
You like I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
If that's the sport, maybe maybe we can.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Make it depends it depends how you go about being
a ballet answer.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
But yes, go go jeez, let's keep up, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Keep losing, all right? All right, all right, thank you,
go away. Marcel is in Brooklyn. Hello Marcel, Why.
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Does the Giants have an owen too against the Cowboys?
They first haven't taken the lead, then the cowboys too,
so yesterday cowboys bits us?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, do you have any advice for the Giants and Jess? Marcell,
any advice you'd like to give them?
Speaker 10 (30:00):
Oh, still have a want to give a win for
a week? Three?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Hold on, wait a minute, Hold on his sake?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I thought there was I thought there was a Brian
Dable on the line, but apparently it's not. Fred Tucher
wants to talk to you. Hold on a sech here.
It's a big morning guy, you know. Fred Tucher is Marshall,
a big morning guy in Boston.
Speaker 10 (30:17):
He's does the morning the Patriots on the sports top.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, let's see here. Hello Fred, you're on with Marcel
and Brooklyn.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Fred, Good morning everybody. It's me Fred Toucher. Good morning everybody.
I'm a big New York Jets stand Martell. I'd like
to discuss. I'm from my.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Mom's and Jets. They lost to the Bill thirty to ten.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
Now, Buffalo Aways.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
No easy, I'm a big time. My mom's from Long Island.
You know King's Park, Long Island, Collback, Long Island, you
know the every the county. Yeah, that's where my mom's from.
Her last name. I'll just leave that out for now.
But she came from no money. No, you know, no money.
My dad went to Dartmouth, the big time New York
(30:58):
Jets fans. Every Sunday, my son he comes over and
watches the New York Jets with me. Can you believe
in me and my son's bonding. I just went through
a divorce recently. We bond over the Jets. The problem is,
I don't know how long we're going to be able
to watch the Jets like this for my son.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
You're very very wordy here, Fred, Marcel, your thoughts well,
the one.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
Two jets have looking for the win?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh, wise they will have Rob Marcel. Do you have
a pep talk you can give to Justin Fields? He
needs a pep talk?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Justin Fields?
Speaker 13 (31:32):
Excuse me myself. Do you know what it means to
be from no money?
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I don't think so, Marcia. You're rich.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
I grew up Marcel, Marcel, did you ever run into
anybody in Harlem with the last name Cook.
Speaker 10 (31:46):
Wait a minute, I don't know about you. I don't
know what kind of four you are.
Speaker 13 (31:51):
Oh, I'd like to play a game with you. I
got a game now. It's called the Name Game. Are
you ready to play the name game? All right? Here
we go.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, Marcel, you don't seem like you want to play
the game.
Speaker 13 (32:04):
I don't wait.
Speaker 10 (32:05):
The name game starts now.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I hurry I don't have a lot of hurry up.
Let's play the name Yeah, one minute, hurry.
Speaker 13 (32:14):
Out, all right, Lorena Loraina bobya see fiveful Fina b
by for Mayna Lorena. Now you're going to get the name.
What name am I talking about?
Speaker 10 (32:26):
Oh like that?
Speaker 13 (32:28):
So let's try another one. Let's try another one. Ben
ben boven a very very fulfen see five for Benjamin.
What name am I talking about? Whose name?
Speaker 10 (32:41):
I don't think so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, well, this is going very well. All right, all right,
I'm ending this right now you Marcel. My ears are
now bleeding. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Sorry. CoFe Okay, Marcela.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
Okay, you know what instead of the player.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Of the morning, No, just give me the player of
the morning. I don't have time for food picks. Give
me the player of the morning.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
OKAYO have turned things around against the Texas Rangers yesterday.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay, all right, go away?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Is Marcel in Brooklyn. That's Brooklyn's finest right there. The
more people live in Brooklyn than most places. But there
you all right, So by land, by air, by sea,
that would be the fans booing. Mike McDaniel, the baked
head coach of the Dolphins, the most hated person in
South Florida amongst sports fans. Fans flew a banner over
(33:46):
the stadium. You know, they were doing this with the
Giants a couple of years ago, so that's the thing
to do. Those aren't cheap. They flew the banner trying
to get McDaniel gone as coach of the Miami Dolphins.
I don't think that's gonna work. Just allowing him to coach.
We'll get that done. We're gonna have that Mallard Militia feud,
the Mallard Militia feud.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
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Speaker 1 (34:43):
Again.
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Speaker 1 (34:52):
Winning So important.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Listen, we'ren a living to everything.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
It's time for another Mallard show.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Oh yeah, so gone.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with
losing d curs.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
I believe the answer is to Clippers.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
That is the top answer forty points. It's Mallard Militia cute.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Hi, let's play the feud right now. We welcome in
Jake in Minnesota. Hello, Jake, Welcome.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Hey Ben, Hey crew, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Good to have you here.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Jake, You're gonna be one of our contestants. Hold on
a sec here. What are you just getting up? Or
you've been up all night?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
There been up for a couple of hours, driving around.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
All right, just randomly driving around. I understand, Hold on
a sec. And then I don't have another call, so
I'll just take a blind call. Call her. You're on
the air.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Hello, caller, Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh it's Chris and Boston. All right, there you go, Chris.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
All right, Well you're gonna play Chris, hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Punch you up there. You're going against Jake in Minnesota.
So what do we got? One, two, three, or four?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Here?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Loreno, you want to pick? Go ahead, one, two, three
or four? Loraino, go ahead. Pick the number three from
top down. Yes, no, that's not the right one, Lorena.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Number two, number two? All right, on that one number
two from top down?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, all right, gentlemen, one hundred people surveyed. The top
five answers are on the board. Your name is your
buzzer name a fruit with edible skin. You want to
go first?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Say your name fruit?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Chris. Yes, that was the number one answer, number one.
All right, you got to go again, Chris, grape.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
That was the number two answer. Unbelievable. Very well, you
know your fruits, and you.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Get to go again.
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Let's go mango.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Mango? Is that on their No, that is not on there.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And we go over to Jake, who's been up for
several hours driving around Minnesota. Jake, your chance name a
fruit with edible skin? Apple and grape are off the board.
Speaker 8 (37:01):
Did you just say chicken?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah? Well, I gotta tell you we eat so much chicken.
It's kind of like a fruit at this point. We
just kind of we actually just seem to grow it
on a tree or something like that. Uh, No, that
is incorrect, unfortunately, not chicken. That's why we play the
game right there. All right, we go back to Chris. Chris,
you are up next year. Name a fruit with edible skin?
There are three answers left on the board.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Peaches.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That was the number five answer. Good job by you.
So there are two answers left. One hundred people surveyed
on the Malleur militia. If you'd name a fruit with
edible skin? What'd you say?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's right? Unbelievable. Does anyone eat banana skins? Or just me?
My guess is I'm gonna go I'm gonna go cow
Is that on there? Okay?
Speaker 13 (37:49):
No, it's not all right, go psychopathic behavior.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
One answer left.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Let's if you can close out the board here, Chris,
name a fruit with edible skin.
Speaker 10 (38:01):
Let's go plumbs.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh you ran the board.
Speaker 10 (38:06):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Good job by you because you gotta all the take.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It well and for you, Jake, We'll always remember your
answer though, no matter, I mean you really that was
the star of the show.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I think the chicken.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yes, absolutely, you know what. I'm gonna give you a
lifetime supply. Nothing there, Jake, you get nothing and a
round trip to nowhere. So congratulations, Jake. When you want nothing,
think of the Ben Mallor show. The show that gives
you nothing. We have no budget and also a round
trip to nowhere. So if you want to go nowhere,
think of the Ben Mallor show. We will send you nowhere.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right. I want my chicken. Yeah it's a vegetable. No,
it's a fruit. It's a chickens a fruit now yeah.
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