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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh maha, oh maha, omaha. It's our number. Our number
four is ready to go. And Tom Brady making headlines
this weekend. Brady's singing the praises of Lebron James at
the Fanatics event in New York City over the weekend,
calling Lebron the greatest. Ever, how much stalk do you
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put in this? Also, the Seahawks are said to be
kicking the tires on a trade for disgruntled Bengals star
Trey Hendrickson. Would this makes sense? And Bengals quarterback Joe
Burrow went viral over the weekend after he tried pitching
a baseball and failed miserably. What gives with this? We'll
talk about all that and more right now here. It
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is our number four. Have a wonderful, wonderful rest of
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the story here, a couple stories going on. We had
the Kevin Durant trade in pro bouncy Ball as he
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hand picked the rockets. So Durant goes from Houston to
go from Arizona Phoenix to be exact to Houston, which
would have been an exciting move nine years ago. Now,
good box office. We'll see if it actually works. On
the court. I am a skeptic. And we had an
NBA champion crowned with a small mark as Game seven
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was tarnished by snap Crackle pop Tyrese Halliburton three three
balls early in the game, nine points, Indiana hanging tough
with Oklahoma City and then Pop goes the Achilles unfortunately,
so Haliburton out rest of the game and in the
second half it all crumbled the Pacers and Oklahoma City
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wins it and say they are the champion. A small
market team a wins championship. And more on that coming
up later in the hour. But our lead this hour,
our lead this hour is from the mouth of the Goat.
Go to e mcgoat at the Fanatics Fest in New York. Now,
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this has been going on for at least a couple
of years, this Fanatics Fest, and it's always good for
content in the month of June. Those of us that
do gas Baggerie are very grateful for this particular event.
So Tom Brady took the stage, Yes, Tom Brady took
the stage alongside Lebron James to discuss a range of
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topics and for those that worship professional athletes, my god,
what an amazing event this was. Do you see this?
No you did not, Why would you? Now? During the event,
Tom Brady slobbered all over Lebron James. Slapper slapper, slabber
call him the greatest ever. He said, quote with the
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intensity this is from Tom Brady, with the intensity that's
been on him, the Olympics, the different teams that he's
been on. He's always done things the right way. Tom
Brady waxed poetic, he meaning Lebron's always risen above all
the noise and the bs and continue to deliver close quote.
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Then later on Brady said, so quote continues, You're witnessing
the greatest ever. And I hope you guys all appreciate
that close quote. Ohkay, that's the final part of the quote.
So let us discuss question for the Esteem panel, which
your part of Tom Brady singing the praises, singing the
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praises of Lebron James at this fanatic event over the weekend,
calling him the greatest ever. How much stalk do you
put in that? That's the question. So I've got Vatican Gamers, Paradise,
and Olive Garden, and we will combine all of these
things together and we will make a late night infomercial
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for a duck vacuum, which is currently playing on one
of the TVs here in the studio here early in
the morning. So to kick off, this is nothing but
hot air. Nothing but hot air. You can feel the warm,
the breeze from Tom Brady's mouth. Why location, location, location,
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Just like in real estate. This is an event Brady
was at hosted by Fanatics. Now, even I who do
not pay that close attention to Fanatics know the CEO
of Fanatics has and Lebron James have a bromance. Like
the guy that runs Fanatics, he's buddy buddy with all
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these big name athletes because he makes them money and
they make him money. So they're all playing grab ass
with each other. And so Brady and Lebron, they were
all buddy buddy with this guy. Everyone there, everyone at
this Fanatics event. They were the biggest names in sports
that were there. They're all there because they're in the
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business of selling sneakers, autographs, celebrity all that stuff. They
make money hand over fist because the customers buy up
the memorabilia, which is not always that affordable. And so
you put on the knee pads and that's what Tom
Brady did. He had the Lebron kneedpads on. It was
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a love fest, is no other way to describe it.
Can you imagine if Brady had said, by yeah, Lebron's
not the greatest. He's not. He's here, but you know
it's not the grace. It would be a kin to
going to the Vatican and having a get together with
the Pope and saying, hey, by the way, i'm an atheist.
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You know, I don't know that that would go over
well or even worse, I'm a cub fan. The Pope
might not like that at all. So you get it right,
you're struck by lightning or something worse than that. You know,
the proper decorum is required, The proper decorum is to
So you take this with a grain of salt. But
you really think Tom Brady was going to get up
there and say, you know, Michael Jordan is better. Everyone
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knows Jordan's better. Everyone knows Ball knows that Michael Jordan's
better than Lebron. But you can't say that at that moment. Now,
he didn't have to go over the top and slurp
all over Lebron. There's a middle ground there. You don't
have to be a total Dingleberry and all that. But
it's just p R fluff. It's public relations fluff. That's
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really what this is. You know, being respectful but not literal,
and it doesn't move the needle for me. Somebody's all
Lebron whatever. Whatever Brady says. You know, he's a Lebron.
He says, Lebron's the great. Brady said it, then that's it,
he said it. I don't look at that way. I
don't take Brady literally. I don't. It doesn't move the needle. Like,
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if if I want someone to give an opinion on
this that I would value, it would be somebody that
actually pays attention, like not. Brady's not exactly a Bob
Ryan level basketball historian. Okay, he's not. And you know
he couldn't tell you a basketball from a volleyball. Tom Brady,
he's just not his thing. He's not a basketball guy.
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Yeah he's not. He's, you know, into all the weird
crap that he's into these days. But that's not it.
And you take the Fanboy event, you put the Fanboy
event out there, and you've got the recency bias and
all that. Listen, Michael Jordan to get in here. Tom
Brady being nice to Lebron, that's great, but it's Jordan
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over the bride. Now for them to the rumor mill
story that has not gained a lot of traction. We'll
see if it picks up some steam here in the
coming hours today when the sun fully rises up. So
the Seattle Seahawks are said to be on the prowl
looking to make a big splash move prior to the
start of training camp, which is about a month away.
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About a month away. The whispers over the weekend in
hushed tones that Seattle is sniffing around. You can almost
hear it. They're sniffing around, and they're looking at acquiring
defensive star Trey Hendrickson, who's not happy in the Natty.
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He's upset because he lives near Justin and Cincinnati and
he'd like a relocation. So the question the Seahawks are
kicking the tires on a trade for disgruntled defensive star
Trey Hendrickson from the Beals. Would that make sense? Would
that make sense for Seattle to come in and make
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a deal. So call me Benny Buzzkill if you want.
I saw this and I was like, wait, this makes
no sense on any level. I don't see a match.
You play the match game. I don't see a match
on this one. I don't right the Seahawks. Does anyone
think they're one piece away, even no Stra Denas and
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crying Craig. The guys in Seattle that are big time
fans of the show, right, crying Craig Nostra Denis and
JJ and Rnton and all the other guys. They know,
not one player away, not one piece away. You're not
picking up Trey Hendrickson and boom, you're in the super Bowl.
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You're not even winning the Vision. The Rams run the
NFC West. At this point, forty nine ers have fallen off. Cardinals,
forget about it. They've got Mighty Mouse at quarterback, Alligator
Arms Murry. They're not even trying with Kyler Murray quarterback.
So you look around and it's like, well, Henderson, it's like,
we're not playing a video game. If you're playing Madden,
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it's a gamer's paradise. You pick up Trey Henderson, man,
you're set gamers paradise on a video game. Yeah, but
in real life, unfortunately, doesn't work like that, does not
work like that in the NFL has really never worked
like that. You don't plug one pass rusher, one pass
rusher into your defense a flawed roster and call it
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a championship unless you're schnockered unless you're schnocking. Maybe if
you're schnockered. Okay, you got a second year coach. You've
added Sam Donald, which means you're not really trying to
win with Sam Donald, he sucks. So those are the moves,
Those are the moves you made. All right, now, last thing,
we go back one more time. One more time, we
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go back to the fanatics fest in New York City.
Another moment that got our attention the ben Gals quarterback
Joe Burrow. He went viral, not for something he said.
He did not did not give Lebron a tongue bath
like Tom Brady did. Joe Burrow, though, went viral over
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the weekend after he tried pitching a baseball and it
was a hot mess. He failed miserably. He couldn't throw
a baseball like bounced. So what gives with this? What
gives with the Joe Burrow lack of baseball ability? And
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it was bad now to describe it for our blind listeners.
The ball slipped, It appeared to slip, It fluttered a
little bit, looked like a toddler had gone down to
Olive Garden and was grabbing a meatball from the spaghetti
and meatball's dinner and attempting to throw the meatball at
the olive garden. That's what it looked like. Now it
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is a teachable moment. We remind you that just because
you have an elite skill in what area does not
mean you have an elite skill in another area. For example,
a football and a baseball are It's kind of like
apples and oranges. They're both fruit, but they taste a
lot different, right, it tastes a lot different. And you know,
some might say it's all the same. It's just all
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those balls are the same. All them balls are the same. No,
they're not. They're and the skill sets are obviously very specific.
It's fair to say that Joe Burrow never played Little
league baseball. If he did, he forgot all about it
now that he's grown up in the NFL and all
that stuff. And it's like having Michael Jordan, because he
was good at playing basketball, run the Washington Wizards or
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the Charlotte basketball team at the ground, or Emmitt Smith
attempting a broadcaster and be tongue tied every other time
he's on television back in the back in the day.
Now that said, it's not all bad news. He is
not all bad news because out of his comfort his
own Joe Burrow, the Bengals quarterback there has now been
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immortalized on the socials right over. I guessing on TikTok.
I'm not really on there, but I know on the
other social media channels just put a sappy music bed.
The worst all time throw is still still fifty cent
in terms of the first pitch with Joe Burrow. For
a guy that Nike's is living throwing the football, that's
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pretty embarrassing. Ah, I mean, that's pretty embarrassing. And the
kind of thing if they had a football version of
the shackton a fool, right that the segment that Chack
does back when he was on Turner. Now they got
rid of it, but I guess it'll be on on
the four letter And thank god, by the way, because
that is there any worse coverage than the ESPN NBA coverage.
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Do they try to be as bad as possible? Holy crap,
are they terrible? My god, Doris Burke I've mentioned I
call her mute button when she's on I hit the
meet the studio show is so stiff, like they should
just show Steven A. Smith playing solitaire. That would be
more entertaining than hearing Steven A. Smith break down a
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Alf the alien ol Pinter says Joe Burrow, being good
at football does not translate to baseball, just like being
good at talk radio doesn't translate to baseball. Well for
some people, that's true, Alf, But as you know, yours
truly with the unhittable. Iphis pitch which you're referencing here
in the back in the day, we closed down the
minor league team that had been in in existence for
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one hundred years, the Bakersfield Blaze. We went up there
and threw out the first pitch and the team went
out of business right after that. But listen, unhittable, unhittable,
and the baseball resume. They don't call me betting the
bopper for nothing, elf, They don't call me that. There
have been some rumors that there could be another first
pitch in the offing. We'll see if that works out.
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There's a lot of things that are spinning around, a
lot of plates, litter's spinning. We'll see if anything like
that happens up. Bubba the Dude writes in he says,
I'd love to be in the room next time Brady
and Jordan are in the same room. That would make
for a great monologue Number twenty three from Carolina the
Goat says, Bubba the Dude dollars to know nuts. I
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will bet you that someone, maybe it's Jim Gray, Brady's
Brady's toady, somebody will talk to Brady and said, well,
what do you think of Michael, Jordan and Brady's all.
Jordan's the greatest, you know, I love Lebron and Jordan.
I love them all. They're so wonderful. They are so wonderful. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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Let's you can't read that on the air. Let's go
to the phones. Let's say hello now to Marcel in Brooklyn,
who has been away from the show because the phones
were not working, but he's returned. Now, the great Marcel,
who's that now that you call yourself? That the Dynasty?
Is that correct, Marcel?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Yes, the Dynasty it is. And that phone company from
the past few weeks or the last week, I think
is going.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
To be be be beep. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
A lot of people were con blume the complaining. They
tried calling and the call wouldn't go through. But it's
working now, Marcel. Did you enjoy your week off and
you were, by the way off the payroll. We didn't
pay you for last week because you didn't get through.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Oh, yes it is. It's spent a weekend unlike any other.
In congratulations to the Oklahoma City thunder on the now.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Is it true Marcel that you bought a voodoo doll
and you're the reason that Tyre's Halliburton's Achilles pop is
that true or false?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
It's all true.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It is true, all right. I knew that. I knew it.
There you go, send that out on social media. Marcel
and Brooklyn bought a voodoo doll off team OU and
that is why Halliburton got hurt done. I knew it.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Absolutely, absolutely. Also, since I've been returning to the calls
from the stupidious an unknown, poor, poor phone company. Those
guys over there hate them.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
How about some team.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Of the day or should I say the team of
the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, I like to play. I don't want the team.
I want to play. Who's the player?
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Ooh, Pascal see a camp?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
So you're saying a player on a losing team is
the play? Interesting from the Indiana Pacers, they did they win?
I thought they lost. They didn't realize they won.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Oh yeah, one O three to ninety one is the
final score.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
So so Indiana won.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
No, Blahoma City won though, Okay, the first time since
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Since twenty thirteen, I didn't. I don't remember them winning
in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yes, that's breaking news, Marshall. Nobody else has them winning
in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Mmmm, that's what the drought looks like.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
He's coming from another part of the multiverse.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, that's right in his version. That is correct. Yes,
I forgot. I didn't realize that there there is a
multi verse. Yes, and you live in a totally different
dimension than the rest of us. That's correct, that's right,
all right. What's the weather like in your dimension?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Oh, it's gonna be a heat wave, unlike any other thought.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It's gonna be so hot.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
We're all gonna melt fahrenheit here.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh my god, you're gonna have to jump jump into
the East.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
River and one ten two my own mind.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Get ready, folks, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
A hot, hot marcell. Do you have air conditioning?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Yes? I got it here.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Oh, then there's nothing to worry about. You don't go
outside anyway, What do you care.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
It's just gonna be saying a shade on.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Like any other shade to stay inside. Crank that ac up, man,
you're good. You don't need to go outside. It's always
seventy five degree where you set the ac at. You're fine,
and drink lots of fluids.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
It will like water. It will protect the sun.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Who's the real player. Then I know you're just kidding
with the player that you said. Who's the real player
that I go it?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Oh, from the Oklahoma City Thunder. I think, not the
team in the day, but Jay dub Shy Dort. There
are the three players of this the player of the mornings.
What's why I say the player of the day or
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players of the morning.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Just give his name. I want his name one more time,
just so I can really hear it and kind of
break it all in.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Go ahead, Jake Dub times Shy times Dort. Three of
them there are the JEMs of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Ben, Can we please, can we please call ESPN and
get them to hire Marcel instead of Doris Burg? How
great would that be? Can you imagine doing an NBA game,
watching a game and Marcel's sitting there and you've got
Mike bringing over there on bang and then you've got
Marcel and he's doing his thing. Boy, that would be
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just just absolutely great. Absolutely so again, it's not Lou Dort.
It's Lou. What's called him again?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
George?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
What was his first name?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Oh? I can remember, okay, I tried to remember.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
No, No, we're not doing that game. We've canceled that
game for now. We might bring it back later, but
we're not doing it again. This sucked the last like months.
So here we go.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Let's get it to it.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Here we go. Food pass, all right, I think you
had last night watching the NBA Finals. You had oodles
and noodles, all right. I think you had Cane's chicken
fingers king fingers.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Now you eat a Kennedy fried chicken, right, Marcel.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I wish, I don't want it was all right, but
thank you though a little go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I think you had a cheeseburger.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
The cheeseburger would ketchup or mustard ketchup.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
And mayonnaise.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
My brothers has mayonnaise, not.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Mine, but not You don't eat mayonnaise because you know
what mayonnaise is made out of, Marcel.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Oh, mayonnaise. Huh?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What is it made out of?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Though?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
Oh? Helmans?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What what are you saying? Helmans? Helmans? No, No, that's
a brand. Mayonnaise is made out of the mayo tree.
You ever had a mayo from a mayo tree? Yes,
there's a mayo tree. It's a very rare tree. It's
a white tree. And that's where mayonnaise comes from. It's
a product of the maya, the mayo tree. Yes, you
got to milk it like a cow.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
No, it's like it's like syrup. You like you have
to you know, like tap it.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh that's what I Yeah. Coop said he grew up
on a farm with mayo trees when he was.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Jesus Cris, what are you doing, Marsell?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
We're on the Bible bell. What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Come on? Man?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Oh all lovely.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I hurry up. I got to end this call. Police
have been on the all right, I went, thank you
very much, go away. All right, let's go. Let's go
to Blind Scott, who's on the North end of Boston
and also loves the mayo tree. Hello, Blind Scott.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yeah, I like to avocado mayo tree. That's my favorite. Dude.
I got the car accident. I got it on Freddy.
I could tell you about that. Right after the show.
I was hanging by the cemetery where easily hanged. So
that's like I had to call the police. But like
a five ton dump truck hit a car. But when
the police showed up, I had all this stuff with me.
The police thought that I had crashed the car. So
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they were running my background check and I had crashed
the car recently, like in.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
The paste the blind man crashed the.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Car, Yeah, because the whole front end was ripped off
by because I was given this description of the dump
truck that was coming, but they just weren't adding it
up because but it did happen. So then some cat
lady came out with some photos. But the police, when
the police came to they already knew me from like
an incident that happened like a few months ago. But
the car, the dump truck shouldn't been driving down the road.
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When it took the turn, it ripped off the whole
back bumper. So I was there listening to the show.
I had like a radio set up. I had like
my gear that I listened to the show with, you know,
when I'm outside. So the police thought I took all
that stuff out of the car and I was trying
to do all like a fraudulent insurance claim, you know
what I mean. Yeah, but the camera tells the truth.
I don't know what happened. They let me go once
they realized that I was actually blind. They didn't think
(27:46):
I was blind.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I know, you were tell you that like Stevie Wonder
is a fake blind guy. Right, People tell me Stevie
Wonder can see, but he wants the benefits of being
a blind person. He wants to because you get cred
when you're blind. Right, you're h you'd admit that blind skuy. Right,
there's a little rasthmatas when you're a blind guy.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Yeah, Like I'm pretty famous. Like people get out of
the way. I bang my cane.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
People know me.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
I got free food like I go. So when you're
there's a long line, you just walk up to the
front of the counter, like say it's ten people deep.
You stand at the front of the counter. They help
you right away. People get mad you're blind, though, what
are you going to do about it? I know Ben Mallard,
So I get free ice coffees in the North End.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, they love me on the North End, very big
on the North.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Sad they would even they weren't serving me. And then
I spoke up. I said, I give you guys free
advertisement boom which hooked up by the way at thirteen
cal zones at Boviston.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I thought you got Bando from the seven eleven. Right,
they don't lie you in the area.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Yeah, they let me back in. I was yelling at
a bunch of guys in wheelchairs. They just got their wheelchairs,
they didn't know how to use them. They think seven
eleven is like a breakfast place. So I went in
there and I went over the guy in the wheelchair.
I said, you got to be kidding me. This should
never happen, you know what I mean. But they don't.
They're afraid that I'm going to bring bad people into
seven eleven, like if I hang out in front of
seven of it, because I like to hang out in
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front of there all day, and they don't want me
to do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Because I believe that is called loitering. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
I.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Know, but you can't be standing there. You just getting
the way.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
One guy gave me a hundred bucks waiting out in
front of that.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
That's why are you begging for money?
Speaker 8 (29:14):
No? No, no, I just wait there. Somebody says, what
could you need? And I said, well, you know, I
could use energy drinking. If they're real wealthy, they just
hand your cash. You know what I'm saying. But I'm no,
I'm not actually begging for money. I got one point
seven million dollars and inheritance I'm sitting on My family
took a trip overseas. I'm saying, maybe if they don't
come back one point seven million.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
You know, are you hoping the cruise ship has a problem.
Is that what you're hoping?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Yeah, they're on a cruise. My dad's still here though.
My dad might be on hold of we've been battling
me and this guy.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
My dad.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
He calls him to twenty so they won't put me
up in the morning. They put my dad on though.
Total crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So you've been banned, So you don't have to promote
the morning show anymore because you've been banned from the show.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
No, I'm part of the morning show. Just like something's up,
like where they don't put me on.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
The air, but they've heard you on. Oh, they put
you on hold. That's what I I've done that, I've
kept you on. That's my move. They're stealing my move.
That's my move.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
Fine Bomb, No, everybody's I actually don't get on the
air that much. Fine Bomb leaves me on for four hours.
Dan Patrick leaves me on for four hours. Once in
a while, I say, we got blind Scott on the line,
and that's just good enough for me.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Something that's all you need, just just a brief mention.
That's it, you know, So I can just I can
just leave you on hold. I don't have to. I
don't have to take your calls.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Well, if you mentioned my name. Here's the thing. There
is a risk that I might go psycho though, because I.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yes, I don't want that. I don't need the You're
very good. You have not sent me eight million emails here.
In fact, you haven't sent one since like eleven o'clock
last night. That's good.
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Yeah, my mom told me I needed to get some help.
She said, you need to really get some help. So
I said, well, I'll call Ben Mallin.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Well, I saw you were defending me because fun House
tried to. He was trolling me. Fun House the Funhouse
account on X he's a listener to the show.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
Get a little excited there, dude, one more thing.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Like, oh my god, one more thing. I gotta go.
I got there's other people on holding.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
There was a Boston Pizza festival this weekend.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
You got to look up who is there? Man, it's
a pizza You have to try to attend it sometime,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I would love to go to a Boston pizza but
I gotta go. Thank you, all right. So this Aaron
Rodgers story is next level. So Aaron Rodgers is hanging out,
he's got nothing to do until training camp opens next month.
And there are people that are now convinced that Aaron
Rodgers is doing the Mandai teow if you will, that
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he didn't actually get married, that there's no record. People
have been investing in Aaron Rodgers claimed he got married.
He's been wearing a wedding band. He even gave the
name of his alleged wife. He said he got married.
I think it was back in February, and so people
have been desperately trying to get photos of the alleged
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bride named Brittany with an I like the woman that
is supposedly married to Aaron Rodgers. There is no record.
People have checked the wedding records in all fifty states.
From what I understand, there is no record of any
paperwork being filed of a wedding between Aaron Rodgers and Britney.
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There are no photos of Rogers. There are Papa Rozzo
that are staked out outside his Malibu abode, and they
have not seen him with anyone of the female persuasion
if you will hear there are there's video of Rogers
walking alone on the beach in Malibu. I know, right,
(32:34):
So what's going on? Is there actually a woman or
is Rogers doing some kind of psyop thing and some
kind of old school Who's that actor that was on
Taxi and Saturday Night Live that they made a movie
about him, Andy Kaufman, Andy Kaufman, Andy Kaufman did that
he was in character? Right? I think? Right?
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah he was. He was always in character.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What do you think? And the other thing too?
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
If let's go down to our female insider, Lorena Lorena
as a woman, do you if a friend of a
friend married Aaron Rodgers, do you think that someone might
spill the beans somewhere along the way, that one of
the girlfriends might post something or call TMZ up and say, hey,
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I got a school Why? Yes, I do believe women
are quite gossipy and it is hard to keep such
big news.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
The hard.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah it where he got? Now, right, that's the point.
Somebody would have said something, So what's going on here?
Did he is it? Maybe he's he used like some
kind of online thing, you know, you can become a
reverent online. And maybe that's the marriage. And or he
went out to the Amazon had some ayahuasca and he
married a tree named Brittany.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
You know some tree.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
There's some big tree named Brittany, and that's his wife.
And that's, you know interesting. Let's go to our let's
go to that's the story. I hope that's true that
Rogers isn't actually married. That'd be hilarious that he just
is wearing a wedding ban. Mike the Leprechaun is now retired. Hello,
Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
I'm not good morning, Top of the morning.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I thought you, Oh you're not right, Okay, all right,
I thought you.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Were coming next week, next Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Next week. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
One are the.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Odds I'm going to be said, who won't be there?
Speaker 8 (34:28):
But Lorenna better be ready, Lreda better not take a
day off.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, you're not alway? That threat?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
I think that's a threat threatening all right?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Now you know the price to get in now, Loraina, no,
he knows everyone needs the sty We charge twenty thousand
dollars for entry into the building. If you want to
get on the air, that's another twenty thousand. So and
that's for each of us. So that'll cost you eighty
thousand dollars to visit us eighty whatever.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
I don't care. I have eighty.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Look at the eighty grand we're gonna make for you
one night. Now you try to invite yoursel well for
two nights. But we put the kebash on that, right,
I know.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
But anyway, but that guy, he's an idiot, and he
doesn't know, he's out of his head, and and myself doesn't.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Know a name from a Okay, so you know, ripping
every other person that's called the show this hour, every
other call, you've take shots that you have a monologue.
I don't have time for them. I don't have time.
I got to play a game. I got the Mallard
militia feud here coming up the mal.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Anyway, what okay?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I mean, you're warning everyone. We I learned all the men,
women and children. U you know you're coming.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
I'm going.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
I'm going to the only thing I'm cared about. I'm
going to a Dodger game, and I better not show up.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
You'll be fine. Just don't wear gear from the other team.
You'll be fine. Just don't wear I don't know who
they're playing, but just oh, you're fine. Yeah, it's fine.
There's no rival over there.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Okay, I have I have a blooper my jokes.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
That's my problem, the birds. I have to get babysitters
to the bergs and headshogs.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Anyway, here's that gluep of field.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Everyone calls his own crack. It's required. I think, Oh,
all right, I gotta go, thank you, all right, gooy.
I need two contestants. If you would like to play
the Mallor of Militia feud, the Mallor of Militia feud.
If you'd like to play, call right now, eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. We'll play the feud. We'll
get to that. Come on down and we'll do it next.
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Speaker 5 (37:09):
Winning is everything, the only thing.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
It's time for another Mallard game show.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Now you are so gone.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
We surveyed one hundred people named sports teams associated with losing.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Another curs.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I believe the answer is to Clippers.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
That is the top answer forty points. It's malord militia fute.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Let's play the few. Come on down. This portion of
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We have Steve and San Francisco. Hello Steve, welcome, You do.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Have gain't accounting for.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You are present and account for and ready to play
the game. You were gonna go and hold on a second.
You're gonna go against eenie meenie miney mooe. Let's go Mick.
Mick is in Maine and he is going to play
and me punch the right land up. Hello, Mick, welcome you.
Oh I just hung up on him. Who goofed? I've
(38:20):
got that all right. Mike is in New Hand. I'm sorry, Mick, butterfingers, Mike.
Are you there, Mike New Hampshire? But oh look at you.
You're driving your truck. All right, very nice. You're gonna
play the game. Let's get to the game so we
don't screw this up. I gonna punch you in. We've
got Steve and San Francisco. Gentlemen. Here we go, let's
(38:42):
play the few. Come on down. Here we go. The
category the top five answers on the board nay. One
hundred people surveyed. Name something people postpone doing for as
long as possible. The top five answers on the board week.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Got buzzing in holding off compete.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Steve is going with Colman oscope. Well that is very specific,
but I think you mean going to the doctor and
that is on there, so we'll give you that. Sure,
why not? Absolutely uh, and you get to go again there, Steve,
something people postpone doing for as long as possible. Four
(39:20):
answers left? Five?
Speaker 8 (39:28):
Two?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
What? All right? That's all right Mike in New Hampshire.
You're up. Name something people postpone doing for as long
as possible. There are four answers left on the board.
Going to church, Going to church that is not on
the board. Back to Steve. Just think about it and
go ahead, Steve, go to law. No, no, all right, Mike.
(39:56):
I thought this would be easy.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
I got like five top of my tongue. Go ahead, Lorena,
what do you have laundry?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
No? Oh, I have your cleaning. Yeah, that's on it. Yeah,
it is on. The other ones are paying the bills,
getting married and going to the dentist. Well, Steve, you
technically won, but I mean, come on, that's a That's
not a great game. That's not a great game.