July 21, 2025 • 41 mins
Ben Maller talks about Jim Harbaugh blaming everyone else other than Justin Herbert for the Chargers' problems, Tyler Smith saying that the Cowboys' expectation is the Super Bowl, the final acts for Mallerpalooza 2025, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Filibuster time.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number four Hour four the podcast original recipe style,
and we do get the Malordpalooza, the final hour of
that upcoming. But here in hour number four, can you
unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by recently blaming everyone else
other than Justin Herbert for the Chargers quarterbacks problems. Also
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where you're at on Tyler Smith say Lineman saying that
the Cowboys expectation is the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We'll talk about that and much.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
More of the Mallard Palooza the final hour here it
is give it up to.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Our number four.
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Massage that quarterback. You gotta massage the quarterack. Welcome in
the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler Show.
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So the company has said, hey, dummy, you got to
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Mallard Palooza twenty twenty five, The Greatest Night now Greatest
Morning in overnight sports Radio. We'll get back to that
coming up in a couple of minutes. But our lead
this hour is from La La Land while we were away.
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Charger coach Jim Harbaugh. He's a Michigan man. Jim Harbaugh
opened training camp recently by telling the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Media that his quarterback, that's my quarterback, Justin Herbert. His
biggest weakness is what is it that he gets.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Tight Toukis syndrome in big games is that he urineates
down his leg in the playoff. No, according to Harball,
the biggest weakness that his quarterback has is the supporting cast.
I'm not making this up, by the way, it sounds
like something so ludicrous that you're making No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm telling you. He said it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Quote Justin's biggest weakness. This is Jim harball biggest weakness
is those around him that he's counting on offense, US
coaches and players on offense. Jim Harbaugh opined, We've got
to get to Justin Herbert's level. Harball barking recently to
reporters he had Chargers opened the second training camp of
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the Jim Harbaugh era with high expectations. Last year, they
went belly up against the Houston Texans, and so far
the Chargers have played no exhibition games, but already wide
receiver Mike Williams he's not hurt, but he was hurt.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He quit. He retired like right away said, I'd say
no Moss. He threw in the sponge. He gave up
on his career.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Running back Najie Harris the big pickup to help the
offense he was playing with fireworks. They weren't safe, insane,
and he's now injured.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He he's got a.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Major eye injury. So let us discuss the question on
this mini Mallond monologue, the question can you unscramble? Can
you unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by blaming everyone in
their mother other than Justin Herbert for the charges quarterbacks issues.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
So I've got.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Enchanted tiki room and AOL dial up, and we will
combine all of these things together, and we are gonna
make the Baba Ganoosh is what we're gonna make, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So to kick off here.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
When I saw this go by recently Jim Harbaugh's comments,
I said, how nice of Jim Harbaugh, who's not only
a Michigan man and an NFL head coach, he's also
moonlighting as Justin Herbert's publicist. How great is that? I mean,
Mike Dare, He's given the manny and the petty and
it's Oh, it's the coaching staff's fault. It's the injuries,
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it's the scheme, it's the parking lot of tendant, it's
the person that didn't restock the toilet paper in the
men's room. It's Andrea the astrology Insider because mercury is
in retrograde and all that, all of it. And to that,
I say, phoey until para wiz Justin Herbert. The vibes
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I'm getty from Justin Herbert is this guy is another
pretty boy quarterback, good arm, no edge, no edge, Disney
Channel level charisma.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
All right. And you see this guy. We've seen him
now in a couple of big games.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And I know Chris collins Worth and these other Akman
and these guys they put on knee pets for Justin Herbert. Okay,
but in big games, this guy is like going to
the enchanted tiki room and getting a doll whip. All right,
It's like a doll whip watching him play? How bad?
Two playoff games? Two playoff games. The Chargers in the
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first playoff game blew a twenty seven to nothing lead
that everyone blames defense.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Even Justin Herbert was not only a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
He was horrific in the second half of that game,
and if he had made a couple of play against Jacksonville,
the Charges would have avoided the apocalypse of losing that
twenty seven to nothing lead. Then last year, he threw
not one, not two, not three, four four interceptions against
the Texans last year. His passer rating in the playoffs
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is sixty. Now, I didn't play in the NFL. I
just do an overnight.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Show that blows, okay, blows.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I get the same type vibe as Dakota Prescott. And
we ripped dak Prescott all the time, right, dak Prescott.
I get that same playoff energy when I watched Justin
Herbert in the plug. This guy is a stat battondjo
stat bandito from September to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And then when you get later in the year, it's
whoops a daisy right.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Fourth quarter, big game problem playoff forget about playoffs, as
Jim Jim Moore used to say.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But Harbaugh's no dummy. I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You know, he's a publicist, and he the reason he
took the Charger job, as he did not take the
job for any other reason other than the fact he
had to leave Michigan because he was in major trouble
there and they had a big time quarterback in Justin Herbert.
But yet you look and Justin Herbert hyped up as
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Mahomes two point zero. Oh, look at the numbers, always
got every record.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But it's not his fault. He's trapped in a Chuck
E Cheese type system. You know, it's his teammates and
all this stuff. This guy has been coddle, justin Herbert Koddle,
kddle kddle. He's always been coddle, and they treat him
like he's a piece of porcelain imported from a foreign land.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Right, And you can blame everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's never his fault for the Chargers needing the Heimlich
maneuver in playoff games. And so what are we doing here?
Either win the big games or you don't. Either play
well in the big game, you don't. Either make the
throws when it matters, or you don't. And he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Now maybe he will someday.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
However he hasn't, and all we can do is worry
about today's show. And right now as we talk today,
he stinks. He's not a big game quarterback. And I
don't feel bad for him. He's getting paid a quarter
of a billion dollars to play quarterback. When you get
paid a quarter of a billion dollars, I don't care
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if you have a hula dancer off to the right
as one of your wide outs, and in the slot
you've got a scarecrow. Make it work. You're getting over
two hundred and fifty million dollars. Make it work, all right. Furthermore,
quick right to Dallas. We're from the theater of the Bazar,
a time tested staple of training camp, reports someone named
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Tyler Smith. That is, I'm told an offensive guard for
that Dallas Cowboys. Tyler Smith talk about setting the bar high.
Was asked about expectation for the twenty twenty five season
and he said, well, not just a winning record.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
How about super Bowl? He said?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Super Bowl champions say that's always the expectation. According to
Tyler Smith, I think it's a realistic goal. Yeah, he said,
So where are you at? Here's the question, quickly, where
are you at on Tyler Smith, offensive lineman who's now
entering his fourth year, so he's experienced Jerry's world for
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three years now into his fourth year, and the question
where are you at on Tyler Smith? Here of the
Cowboys saying that this team's expectation is the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I thought it was adorable, I did. I thought it
was cute. It was nice.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You know, that's right up there with McDonald saying, I
think we're going to have every one of our soft
serve machines working perfectly, never breaking down at night.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Right, this is going to be the year. It's just
not realistic.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I know you're supposed to say those kind of things
and all that, but this is when you've played for
the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Maybe keep it on the downlow, right, You know, I
don't blame him. You know, he's a young guy.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Clearly he thinks in miracles and cliches and all that stuff.
But realistically, the only realistic, the only realistic thing like
for Dak Prescott with him as your quarterback is it's
it's like he's got so many glitches. It's like back
in the early days of the internet when you do
AOL dial up and you know the lights would you
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get all excited because they start to connect and you
get to last stage it wouldn't connect.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It's oh man, that's the cowboy. They have a new coach,
Brian Schottenneimer.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Who's I think he's gonna be holding those laminated play
cards on the sidelines doing cosplay.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like a real NFL coach. He's just a middle manager.
He got the job.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Because he was relatively cheap, and Jerry Jones needed to
hire somebody. He's a seat filler, is what Schottenneimer is
and his greatest offensive innovation if you look at all
the different jobs he's had as Cowboy coach for Brian Schottenneimer,
his biggest addition for the Cowboys offense will be to
run the same exact screen passes that Jerry Jones cooked
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up when he was the GM of the Cowboys in
like nineteen ninety four, and he used crayons. He had
Crayola crayons and he did that back in The Cowboys
are not a contender.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They're a fro team and they have a temp coach.
Let me put it this way, the Cowboys have a
better chance of getting the number one pick in the
D and drafting Arch Maning in twenty twenty six than
they do of getting to the super Bowl. As we
talk today, that's a reality. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
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The Malord Paloozer rolls on. We'll get back to the
acts and I cannot wait. We've got big hours. Multi
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We've got Jay Scoop and just Josh.
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They've teamed up just Josh and Cincinnati Jay scoops in
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I was in Ukraine for a while, so they will
be coming up. We've got some other blind Scott will
be in here. I think line two is one of
my favorite acts. Who's a last minute alternative. We'll get
him in. We got the rest of the hour. I'm
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Bill Miller and you. It is the Malor Palooza twenty
twenty five. The Night the Morning. We've all been.
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Looking forward to the biggest event in overnight sports radio,
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back to we gotta we gotta, we gotta fly. We
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don't have no small no more small talk. We had
a lot of acts to get to. We've saved us
some big time acts for this hour to save the
show so we don't get canceled.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So let's get back to it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Inco terears, my judge, if you're just new to the show,
this hour we've got inco Terror. If you find him
an incowarrior dot com. He's a classically tranusition. He's performed
all over the world. He's a super fan of this show.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
We love in Terror. What an amazing story his life is.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
And he's with us, and how low to hang out
with us and then we've got Lorena and Coopan my wife,
who knows nothing about sports, hates sports, but she came
in to the studio because this is not about sports.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So she's here. So let's get back to the acts.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And our next act is known as America's Favorite drag
Queen was a celebrity drag queen before it was cool
to be a drag queen. Let's go out of Buffalo
and let's give it up to Felexus in Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Hello for Alexis.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Oh then I love everybody. Well, you know what at
my front door in a man made chart is the
list of fore Lexus top ten and the thing is
things you didn't know about that Tom Blind Scott number yeah, okay,
number five because on the show, nobody knows what the
(16:01):
hell he's talking about. Real number four, Real talk is
his twin brother. Number three, his mother is oh, his
mother is His mother is Rosie o'donald. Number but two, ye,
he was a text to baby. And number five are
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you already been?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I can't wait? This is going so well.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Brighton Scott is lorrange phone sex third of this. There
you go, the top five.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, thank you for that. Hang up on yourself and
never call a radio show again. My god, was that horrible?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
All right? He laughed at that. All right, he gets
there quickly.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
We won't waste a lot of time, I was, Felexis
your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Gets there.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
It's it's my first negative score, minus one, minus one.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
From inca tar.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Alright, Well you're too kind, Nicetar minus seven. Uh for
wasting our time, Lorena.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yeah, I'm appalled. Actually I might do a minus five on.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That minus five. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
See the Leprekon is gonna be upset because felex Is
gonna finish with the worst score. And my wife said zero,
which for her is like really embarrassing. What about you,
Cooper Loop.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Uh, felex has had some trouble counting down from five.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yes, in future years.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
If you're going to do a top ten, you might
want to remember what number comes after five.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
I think I think it went five, four, three, two
five again. Yeah, But I like Felexus, so I'm gonna
give it a one oh one.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Alright, so very nice, Felexus. Let's move on to our
next act. You're listening to our live coverage. It's the
mal of Palus at twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
If you like this.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
We do it every year around this time, and if
you hate it, we only do it once a year.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
So who cares, get a life.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Let's go to our next act, a polarizing figure from
the mean streets of Boston. We welcome in Blind Scott
and this blind Scott. Is it corrected? You will be
performing a duet with a co host. Is that accurate,
Blind Scott?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Yes, I'm gonna like we've been propping up this disabled
clown that plays the piano in the library all night
as a judge. I'm going to prop up a kid.
I got, like a fourteen year old kid here.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
You know. I told him I was going to.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Set him up with a white woman.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
And hello, yeah, you're there.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You're on with that, Zalo. He's the areas online. Now
go ahead.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Well, I got a journalism student. I'm trying. You know.
I told this journalism student I was going to set
him up with a white woman, and then I found
out Lorena was a white But you buy your wife here, Ben,
But he's all a bit too young, you know. We
pride ourselves on the Ben Knowlie Show and the younger
people of the future. This is a journalism student. He's
only five foot three. He weighs one hundred pounds. He's
a complete loser. He gets shoved into light. You know,
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am I still on the radio?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Yeah, your partner, Oh he's gone.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Well, my partner will call back right now if I'll
tell you that I also have Mike a New Hampshire
calling up the guy that delivers the plumber part to
the plumber in ka Terra. I gotta tell you something, man,
You've been going after me non stop. This is the
first time I've heard you call in your beast in katerror.
When are your basketball is gonna drop?
Speaker 9 (19:35):
You?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Sound like all right?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Please Charlie, Charlie is there? Blind Scott there you go ahead? Okay, yeah,
thirty seconds ago.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
Okay, So this is Charlie. He's a future journalism student.
He's only five foot two. He's gonna follow the likes
of Adam Shefter. He is very small. He knows a
lot about sports. He's one of the smartest cars on
the Bett Now Show. He actually got a cell phone.
He's fourteen years old. As mom lets him use his
cell phone to contact me so I can give him
my I've taken a lot of people into my wing.
I'm a guidance counselor I have multiple graduate degree.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Twenty second, this is.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
The future of the Ben Mallor Show. Charlie from Wisconsin.
He knows everything about sports. He is way better than
in Ka Terror. He's Colombian. He's about to give Maka
Terror a Colombian necktie. Inka, Terry, He's gonna you ruined
the Inca ruins in Terror pretty much. You play the
piano at Public Live.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Alright, Well, well, what an amazing act as a two
man act.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
But the other person didn't talk at all, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Were you supposed to talk, Charlie, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
I was supposed to talk, but he was like taking
up the whole segment.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Did you guys practice Charlie, not really? No, all right,
well it sounds like that, all right? Inco Terror?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
How do you agrade that monstrosity? He took some shots
at you, by the way, and get taror blind.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Scott, Yeah, several yeah, minus twenty.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Minus twenty all right, thinkas says minus twenty.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Well, I'm gonna give Charlie.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I'll give him a zero because he didn't get a
chance to talk. Blind Scott, I'm gonna go I'll give
it as minus eight for Blind Scott. No preparation, no effort.
Bad job by him, Loraina, You just seeing the Malard
paloos about the way we're judging this.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
You know, I usually like blind Scott, but I thought
it was very rude. He didn't give his partner a
chance to talk, and instead he went in on listeners
like he does every night. We might as well have
just had him in a regular segment. That was not
a talent at all. I would say negative ten.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well, it was impressive, though.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
He did not mention the morning guy on the sports hup,
Fred Tucher, So he did not mention him, which is
normally what he would do, and I think Fred's were
requested that Blind Scott not mention him anymore because it's
actually hurting like the top show, but every time Scott
mentions his name, the ratings go down.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What about you, Cooboloo?
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Well, like Loraina, I mean, I know I said earlier
that Mike's act was the worst thing I've ever heard
until Scott got in there, I might have to rethink that. Look,
I mean, it just sounded I was waiting for the
act to start and it never did. It just sounded
like a regular Blind Scott phone call, which I enjoy
Blind Scott's phone calls. But this is Malard Palooza, not
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your regular every day Ben Maller show.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, and so what was the score?
Speaker 14 (22:27):
Zero?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Zero? All right? My wife also said as zero.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So that's minus twenty eight for blind Scott and Charlie.
All right, we'll keep it going. What we're doing so
well here, let's welcome in our next act. He lives
in Maine and he is about to dazzle you.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Get ready to be amazed.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
By the skill of Rob in Maine, our next act
of a twenty twenty five Malor Paloser.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Bet amount of show, cool bed a little rainer two,
let me daddy the bird of two. Kay Meta baloos.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
All right, there it is Rob whistling Rob in Maine.
Uh yeah, listen, that was That's pretty good. Uh. I'm
I'll save my comments to mine. I judge inkit Terror.
You're up first here, our buddy in Kotara. How did
you score that whistling from Robin Maine?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yah?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Well heem he redeemed New England after Blind Scott. Uh
so for that, I'm gonna give him a I'll give
him a five.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I liked a five yesteryear.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
See it wasn't a classic song, but I I am.
I love whistling. I can only whistle breathing in. I
can't whistle breathing out, so I'm limited. So I'm jealous
of that. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him
a six point five. I will give him Lreina.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
Wow, Ben, we suffer from the same whistling problem.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, it is a problem.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
I can only breathe in when I was, I know,
so when I hear a person who can whistle the
way that he just whistled, it really makes me feel
the type of way like, wow, you were like if
someone could jump on a pogo stick for an hour,
I would love to see it.
Speaker 14 (24:51):
So I'm gonna go with a seven.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
A seven, all right, Coop, what about you, Coop? Jesus
Jesus is not in the contests. You know, maybe next
year we might all be needing Jesus.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
The way this is going go ahead, you know, I was,
I was liking it, but I kind of thought that
we were going in the way of like because we
were gonna get like a bunch of different songs thrown
in there, and it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Only has so much stability.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
That mean, come on, I mean it was a good whistle,
all right, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go same as
inca Terri five five.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right, Well, thank you, Robin May and I thought
you were very good. We have one of our recorded acts.
My wife said no, he said, no, you can't go
not My wife said not so, rob you had a
higher score from my wife than any of us.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
So congratulations on that. Okay, let's go. We have let's
see and we've got Jay's scoop.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I said, I gotta place Eric in Kansas. Now, Eric
in Kansas is one of the great joke writers. He
sends me when he sends jokes. He didn't send him
every week, but when he sends them, they're like ten
pages of like tons of jokes.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
So let's go to Air in Kansas. He sent this in.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
He cannot call him live, but here's Eric with a
little stand up comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Next up on the mallow Palooes.
Speaker 15 (26:09):
As weed Man said on his wedding night, just give
me almost sixty seconds and it'll feel like minutes. Lisa,
I love you. I saw weed Man as getting into hockey.
He's becoming an expert at high sticking. Jed, who fled,
was sentenced to a Marlins game after his last arrest,
and he begged the judge to put him back in
jail instead. Let me tell you something, brother, I didn't
(26:30):
think I could see a bigger group of losers than
blind Scott, Angry Bill and real Talk. Then I watched
a Mets game. The Mets scored even less than Tom
Looney at a bar full of blind women. Did you
know whoopy pie? Blair has a new girlfriend. He met
her at the grocery store. She's a Kleenex box. Speaking
of going deep, Kelly and de Boyne should show the
Lakers what a real ring looks like. Did you hear
(26:51):
what Najee Harris said when he woke up and his
eye was still injured. Give me another fireworks so I
don't have to watch the Rams next season. Thanks Coop, Ben,
Lorena and everyone else for all your good wishes over
the years. And I may be cancer free, but the
Rockies aren't.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right there.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
It is.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Eric in Cantas, very nice. Eric has He's been sending
jokes in from multiple seis. I love Eric man.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's a battler and and all that, and I liked that.
He threw that into the end, so we get some
some sympathy votes.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Uh uh aca terror. How did you see this?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
The comedy a very tough to do comedy without an
audience and without a laugh track and all that.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But Eric did it. He's very funny man. How did
you score it?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I liked it.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
I liked his clothing too. So I'm going to give
him an.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Eight and help my god.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Eight great score, great score, all.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Right, Uh, I can't go eight on that. I'm gonna
give him. I'll give him a he said the cancer thing,
I'll give him a seven. You got an empathy, buck.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I admit it.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I mean, I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
The guy's been you know, I feel he gives me
updates and I'm you know, it's sucking and he's battle
he's had the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Get rid of the damn cancer. Go ahead, Rad.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
I really did laugh out loud.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
About He's funny. He is funny.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yeah, So I'm going to give him an eight and a.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Half eight point a, Oh my god, and you can
make you laugh, Coop, Go ahead, Coop.
Speaker 11 (28:15):
I mean, I don't know what the situation is and
why he why he can't call in and do it like, uh,
I get when people record their music.
Speaker 14 (28:23):
You know, there's a lot of stuff that.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Be a bad score.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
Stand up and look he also look it's it's a
legitimate ring, all right, it's it's just as legitimate as
the Dodgers World Series.
Speaker 14 (28:36):
I'm gonna give Eric a six.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That is pathetic and uh six from when the wife
as well? Alright, very nice.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Next up, we have a late addition to the mal
Or Palooza, and I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I think I know who this is. He's called up
in years past. He's got a very unique act. Let's
go to Kim's back to back from we are blowing
up in Kansas, back to back in Kansas, and let's
give it up to David, who's next up.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
On the Mallard Palooza twenty five. Hello David, welcome, Hi,
my pet.
Speaker 12 (29:14):
Pig and Charlotte and I would like to do an
a cappella salute to Steedie Wonder.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, this is David and his pet pig. Here we go.
I just call say I love you.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh, just called to say I do.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Just called to say I love.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You, and I mean it.
Speaker 16 (30:02):
The bottom.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
All right there, it is our buddy David. Yeah, a
late addition to the malth of paloos Away. We gotta
speed this up so we get all the acts in quickly,
inc and terror. How did you score David and his
pet pig?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Oh I sent? I'm going to give him a six?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Six all right, I love it. This is what this
show is all about. And enough of the comedy. I'm
going to give that an eight.
Speaker 14 (30:38):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
What about you, Lorraina?
Speaker 17 (30:41):
Do you know I love a good pig?
Speaker 14 (30:42):
Ben don't give him a seven?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Seven? All right? Coop quickly, coop five? Five all right?
And the wife said a six? All right?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Thank you David in Kansas and very nice. Our next act,
Let's see who do we have? I just get one
of our recorded acts as well. We have Let's see
you who do we have that we've saved our friend from?
We have another one from Kansas?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right do we not? I believe my correct on that
submitted the other day recorded pre recorded coup.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
Don't think from we have one from Fargo?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Is that the or?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh we have that one from Fargo? Well, no, I
thought we had one from another one from Kansas? Well,
what do we have we have Fargo? I thought we
played that early?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Do we not know?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
We didn't from Fargo, Pete, Fargo Pete. We did not
get that on there? All right, let's go to Fargo Pete.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Then next up a man who I met at the
Malard me greet in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Let's give it up to far Go Pete. Take a listen.
Speaker 18 (31:36):
I like to think of my friend that I met
many years ago with spin cycle Regina, Doc Mike in Hollowood,
James at the Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
And here we have.
Speaker 19 (32:03):
The late night Took show hosts in his natural surroundings.
It's acted by cocoroaches, cheating by Coop, the loop, horrible
bumping music and answers to the who am I?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Questions by Lorena.
Speaker 16 (32:31):
And vicious vicious NonStop horrible phone calls by Poppy, Marseille Brooklyn.
Speaker 20 (32:43):
And Blinds Scotts. Hey, let's go, Morgan and David.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
What are we waiting for?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
You guys?
Speaker 20 (32:55):
Let's go while we're young. You guys must have been
something before electricity. Oh my wife, she's no bargain either.
What a bad cook? I didn't know toasted bones. She's
an herd sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.
She asked me if I thought she spends a lot
of money. I said, no, honey, everyone goes to Switzerland
(33:18):
to get their watch fixed. Oh, I tell you, I
get no respect. She told me she wanted a divorce,
and I said, I knew we had something in common.
Speaker 16 (33:28):
I tell you, it ain't easy being me.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I got a kiddy sheep.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
It was very good from Fargo people. We are short
on time, so we had to cut it off a
little bit there. I ain't could tear your thoughts on Fargo.
Pete and is impersonations.
Speaker 9 (33:47):
Get the first one, but Rodney Dangerfields saved it, So
I'm giving it a seven.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
A seven, all right, I thought it was pretty good.
I'll give it a six. A Lorena, I'm.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
Not impressed, like he's un impressed, my bumper, I'm giving
him a two.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh, because you threw a shot at your Cooper loop.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
I like inger Taran didn't know what the first one was,
but I did get the writing Dingerfield. I don't know
if it was original content or if those were actual
running Dingerfield jokes.
Speaker 14 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna give.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It a six six I've said a seven. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
All right, Well, well pause for the cause we have
the big finish. We have a couple of acts left, Yes, Coop,
I know the big one, Jay Scoop and and just
Josh all right, that is in the in the queue there.
I guess Christy did not send in that. I had
Christy down. She had emailed me.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I guess she did not send her act over to you, unfortunately.
But we will have the big finish.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
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Speaker 2 (35:57):
I love the hutzpah of some of the people. Charlie
in Wisconsin said this Mala plus has been a dumpster fire. Charlie,
you signed up with blind Scott and did not even
get to speak with because blinds are Anyway. We have
one act left in the in the tank here and
it's a all time got. You saved the best for
(36:17):
last right when I was a kid, I'd always save
my favorite Anyway. Here is a platinum winning duo. You've
got Jayscoop. This is the guy that went to the.
Speaker 14 (36:28):
Ukraine and I was there for a long time.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Jay Scoop and along with Just Josh from Cincinnati, a
longtime Malord Show contributor, and they sent this song in
their latest submission. Let's get to it here without further ado,
the final act of the Malor Paloozer.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Let's listen.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
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Speaker 4 (37:10):
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to feel like doing that. Like Kelly's lepper Kohn, the
one who has a brain of Freddie spread out of
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Speaker 14 (37:26):
His teeth just fell out.
Speaker 17 (37:27):
He's smoking.
Speaker 21 (37:28):
How all the lame jokes? So now the clocks run out,
Now the wind's cool for blast dam crack. There's an
injury yoke. The goals that Nubie yoke. The goals would
be he joked myself, madam. And he won't bring it
home like it won't he won't have it. He knows
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Speaker 15 (38:19):
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Speaker 1 (38:23):
All right there?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It is what a performance by Jay Scoop and Just
Josh outstanding as they never disappoint those those guys.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And again these are guys that met because of the show.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Just Josh has been listening for many years in Cincinnati,
and then Jayscoop is in California. Now he used to
be in Seattle, and here they are. They teamed up
and they put these songs together. Let's go to our
our judge inco Terror who again inco Warrior dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Is your website? Is that correct? Think?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
If people want to go watch you perform somewhere, you
got that. And Inca performs all over the United States
and all over the world. He's a classically trained pianist,
very talented man. And you know, people in that world
don't want to know about this world, but we love you, Incotar.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
So final final act here, how did you judge the
dynamic duo of Jay Scoop and Just Josh?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
It was You're right, they always do better than they
did before, and I would have given them a sixteen,
but it is pre recorded, so I'm giving them a twelve.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Twelve alrighty twelve. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I thought it was wonderful. These guys have been great
supporters of ours. Was pre recorded. I gave Ohio a
pretty high score. I'm gonna give them the same. I'm
gonna give it nine and a half. I'm gonna go
nine and a half for Jay Scoop and Just Josh.
Speaker 17 (39:43):
Lorena, Yeah, they got a ten for me Ben ten, Yeah,
enterteen Kopelo nine and a half, nine and a half
and my wife said a ten as well.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So various. And this is the part.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Now we get down who won the in stut udo vote.
We've been keeping track of this. The winner of the
in studio vote. It's gotta be either Jay Scoop or
Ohio Al and just Josh, just Josh and Jayscoop.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
This is where we do the math on the air.
This is where we crunch the numbers. Yes it is,
it is, so who's Let's give the top four? Who's
at number four? The top four?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
This is the top four, number four, that's right, number
four on the mallord palooza.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Let me see here in about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Will we get this on the air in thirty second?
Speaker 14 (40:35):
I believe number four is milk. No, no, it is
keg drinking Steeve Kay drinking.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Steve all right, key drink si. If number four number three.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
Number three we have Bennett the committee.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
All right, they made the final four. That's great. And
the last two I would assume are what who's in
number two? Ohio al and Ohio's number two and Jay Scoop?
All right, so you guys will be to be able
to we'll put that up on X. Those are the
final four, we gave it to Jay's scoop. Thanks to
everyone that participated in Amazing Night. Another mal of Palosa
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in the books.
Filibuster time.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number four Hour four the podcast original recipe style,
and we do get the Malordpalooza, the final hour of
that upcoming. But here in hour number four, can you
unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by recently blaming everyone else
other than Justin Herbert for the Chargers quarterbacks problems. Also
(00:26):
where you're at on Tyler Smith say Lineman saying that
the Cowboys expectation is the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We'll talk about that and much.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
More of the Mallard Palooza the final hour here it
is give it up to.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Our number four.
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Massage that quarterback. You gotta massage the quarterack. Welcome in
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So the company has said, hey, dummy, you got to
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Mallard Palooza twenty twenty five, The Greatest Night now Greatest
Morning in overnight sports Radio. We'll get back to that
coming up in a couple of minutes. But our lead
this hour is from La La Land while we were away.
(02:15):
Charger coach Jim Harbaugh. He's a Michigan man. Jim Harbaugh
opened training camp recently by telling the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Media that his quarterback, that's my quarterback, Justin Herbert. His
biggest weakness is what is it that he gets.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Tight Toukis syndrome in big games is that he urineates
down his leg in the playoff. No, according to Harball,
the biggest weakness that his quarterback has is the supporting cast.
I'm not making this up, by the way, it sounds
like something so ludicrous that you're making No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm telling you. He said it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Quote Justin's biggest weakness. This is Jim harball biggest weakness
is those around him that he's counting on offense, US
coaches and players on offense. Jim Harbaugh opined, We've got
to get to Justin Herbert's level. Harball barking recently to
reporters he had Chargers opened the second training camp of
(03:19):
the Jim Harbaugh era with high expectations. Last year, they
went belly up against the Houston Texans, and so far
the Chargers have played no exhibition games, but already wide
receiver Mike Williams he's not hurt, but he was hurt.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He quit. He retired like right away said, I'd say
no Moss. He threw in the sponge. He gave up
on his career.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Running back Najie Harris the big pickup to help the
offense he was playing with fireworks. They weren't safe, insane,
and he's now injured.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He he's got a.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Major eye injury. So let us discuss the question on
this mini Mallond monologue, the question can you unscramble? Can
you unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by blaming everyone in
their mother other than Justin Herbert for the charges quarterbacks issues.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
So I've got.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Enchanted tiki room and AOL dial up, and we will
combine all of these things together, and we are gonna
make the Baba Ganoosh is what we're gonna make, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
So to kick off here.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
When I saw this go by recently Jim Harbaugh's comments,
I said, how nice of Jim Harbaugh, who's not only
a Michigan man and an NFL head coach, he's also
moonlighting as Justin Herbert's publicist. How great is that? I mean,
Mike Dare, He's given the manny and the petty and
it's Oh, it's the coaching staff's fault. It's the injuries,
(04:48):
it's the scheme, it's the parking lot of tendant, it's
the person that didn't restock the toilet paper in the
men's room. It's Andrea the astrology Insider because mercury is
in retrograde and all that, all of it. And to that,
I say, phoey until para wiz Justin Herbert. The vibes
(05:12):
I'm getty from Justin Herbert is this guy is another
pretty boy quarterback, good arm, no edge, no edge, Disney
Channel level charisma.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
All right. And you see this guy. We've seen him
now in a couple of big games.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And I know Chris collins Worth and these other Akman
and these guys they put on knee pets for Justin Herbert. Okay,
but in big games, this guy is like going to
the enchanted tiki room and getting a doll whip. All right,
It's like a doll whip watching him play? How bad?
Two playoff games? Two playoff games. The Chargers in the
(05:48):
first playoff game blew a twenty seven to nothing lead
that everyone blames defense.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Even Justin Herbert was not only a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
He was horrific in the second half of that game,
and if he had made a couple of play against Jacksonville,
the Charges would have avoided the apocalypse of losing that
twenty seven to nothing lead. Then last year, he threw
not one, not two, not three, four four interceptions against
the Texans last year. His passer rating in the playoffs
(06:16):
is sixty. Now, I didn't play in the NFL. I
just do an overnight.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Show that blows, okay, blows.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I get the same type vibe as Dakota Prescott. And
we ripped dak Prescott all the time, right, dak Prescott.
I get that same playoff energy when I watched Justin
Herbert in the plug. This guy is a stat battondjo
stat bandito from September to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And then when you get later in the year, it's
whoops a daisy right.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Fourth quarter, big game problem playoff forget about playoffs, as
Jim Jim Moore used to say.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But Harbaugh's no dummy. I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You know, he's a publicist, and he the reason he
took the Charger job, as he did not take the
job for any other reason other than the fact he
had to leave Michigan because he was in major trouble
there and they had a big time quarterback in Justin Herbert.
But yet you look and Justin Herbert hyped up as
(07:17):
Mahomes two point zero. Oh, look at the numbers, always
got every record.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But it's not his fault. He's trapped in a Chuck
E Cheese type system. You know, it's his teammates and
all this stuff. This guy has been coddle, justin Herbert Koddle,
kddle kddle. He's always been coddle, and they treat him
like he's a piece of porcelain imported from a foreign land.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Right, And you can blame everyone.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's never his fault for the Chargers needing the Heimlich
maneuver in playoff games. And so what are we doing here?
Either win the big games or you don't. Either play
well in the big game, you don't. Either make the
throws when it matters, or you don't. And he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Now maybe he will someday.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
However he hasn't, and all we can do is worry
about today's show. And right now as we talk today,
he stinks. He's not a big game quarterback. And I
don't feel bad for him. He's getting paid a quarter
of a billion dollars to play quarterback. When you get
paid a quarter of a billion dollars, I don't care
(08:28):
if you have a hula dancer off to the right
as one of your wide outs, and in the slot
you've got a scarecrow. Make it work. You're getting over
two hundred and fifty million dollars. Make it work, all right. Furthermore,
quick right to Dallas. We're from the theater of the Bazar,
a time tested staple of training camp, reports someone named
(08:50):
Tyler Smith. That is, I'm told an offensive guard for
that Dallas Cowboys. Tyler Smith talk about setting the bar high.
Was asked about expectation for the twenty twenty five season
and he said, well, not just a winning record.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
How about super Bowl? He said?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Super Bowl champions say that's always the expectation. According to
Tyler Smith, I think it's a realistic goal. Yeah, he said,
So where are you at? Here's the question, quickly, where
are you at on Tyler Smith, offensive lineman who's now
entering his fourth year, so he's experienced Jerry's world for
(09:29):
three years now into his fourth year, and the question
where are you at on Tyler Smith? Here of the
Cowboys saying that this team's expectation is the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I thought it was adorable, I did. I thought it
was cute. It was nice.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You know, that's right up there with McDonald saying, I
think we're going to have every one of our soft
serve machines working perfectly, never breaking down at night.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Right, this is going to be the year. It's just
not realistic.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I know you're supposed to say those kind of things
and all that, but this is when you've played for
the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Maybe keep it on the downlow, right, You know, I
don't blame him. You know, he's a young guy.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Clearly he thinks in miracles and cliches and all that stuff.
But realistically, the only realistic, the only realistic thing like
for Dak Prescott with him as your quarterback is it's
it's like he's got so many glitches. It's like back
in the early days of the internet when you do
AOL dial up and you know the lights would you
(10:33):
get all excited because they start to connect and you
get to last stage it wouldn't connect.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
It's oh man, that's the cowboy. They have a new coach,
Brian Schottenneimer.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Who's I think he's gonna be holding those laminated play
cards on the sidelines doing cosplay.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like a real NFL coach. He's just a middle manager.
He got the job.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Because he was relatively cheap, and Jerry Jones needed to
hire somebody. He's a seat filler, is what Schottenneimer is
and his greatest offensive innovation if you look at all
the different jobs he's had as Cowboy coach for Brian Schottenneimer,
his biggest addition for the Cowboys offense will be to
run the same exact screen passes that Jerry Jones cooked
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up when he was the GM of the Cowboys in
like nineteen ninety four, and he used crayons. He had
Crayola crayons and he did that back in The Cowboys
are not a contender.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They're a fro team and they have a temp coach.
Let me put it this way, the Cowboys have a
better chance of getting the number one pick in the
D and drafting Arch Maning in twenty twenty six than
they do of getting to the super Bowl. As we
talk today, that's a reality. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
(11:47):
The Malord Paloozer rolls on. We'll get back to the
acts and I cannot wait. We've got big hours. Multi
time Platinum winner Jay Scoop is coming up later this hour.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
We've got Jay Scoop and just Josh.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
They've teamed up just Josh and Cincinnati Jay scoops in
believe it's in northern California and back in No cal
I was in Ukraine for a while, so they will
be coming up. We've got some other blind Scott will
be in here. I think line two is one of
my favorite acts. Who's a last minute alternative. We'll get
him in. We got the rest of the hour. I'm
(12:21):
gonna shut up the rest of the hour. It's the
mal Palooza, the final hour. You are you've tuned in
to the right show at the right time. This is
when it gets good and we'll get to that. We'll
do it next.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
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Speaker 1 (13:47):
Bill Miller and you. It is the Malor Palooza twenty
twenty five. The Night the Morning. We've all been.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Looking forward to the biggest event in overnight sports radio,
living up to the hype truck or Joe said the
worst thing he's ever heard. Other people saying their ears
are bleeding listening to the Mallard Palooza, so they get
the show clearly. You can interactive us real time feedback,
tell us how much the show sucks. At Ben Mahler
(14:16):
on Extra JT the wingman did say, Ohio, Ohio killed it,
which is true. Lorena FSR Tech Queen and kupulup right
over there at a Bronco fan. Back to it all right,
back to we gotta we gotta, we gotta fly. We
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don't have no small no more small talk. We had
a lot of acts to get to. We've saved us
some big time acts for this hour to save the
show so we don't get canceled.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So let's get back to it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Inco terears, my judge, if you're just new to the show,
this hour we've got inco Terror. If you find him
an incowarrior dot com. He's a classically tranusition. He's performed
all over the world. He's a super fan of this show.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
We love in Terror. What an amazing story his life is.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
And he's with us, and how low to hang out
with us and then we've got Lorena and Coopan my wife,
who knows nothing about sports, hates sports, but she came
in to the studio because this is not about sports.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So she's here. So let's get back to the acts.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And our next act is known as America's Favorite drag
Queen was a celebrity drag queen before it was cool
to be a drag queen. Let's go out of Buffalo
and let's give it up to Felexus in Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Hello for Alexis.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
Oh then I love everybody. Well, you know what at
my front door in a man made chart is the
list of fore Lexus top ten and the thing is
things you didn't know about that Tom Blind Scott number yeah, okay,
number five because on the show, nobody knows what the
(16:01):
hell he's talking about. Real number four, Real talk is
his twin brother. Number three, his mother is oh, his
mother is His mother is Rosie o'donald. Number but two, ye,
he was a text to baby. And number five are
(16:23):
you already been?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I can't wait? This is going so well.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Brighton Scott is lorrange phone sex third of this. There
you go, the top five.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, thank you for that. Hang up on yourself and
never call a radio show again. My god, was that horrible?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
All right? He laughed at that. All right, he gets
there quickly.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
We won't waste a lot of time, I was, Felexis
your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Gets there.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
It's it's my first negative score, minus one, minus one.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
From inca tar.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Alright, Well you're too kind, Nicetar minus seven. Uh for
wasting our time, Lorena.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yeah, I'm appalled. Actually I might do a minus five on.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That minus five. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
See the Leprekon is gonna be upset because felex Is
gonna finish with the worst score. And my wife said zero,
which for her is like really embarrassing. What about you,
Cooper Loop.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Uh, felex has had some trouble counting down from five.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yes, in future years.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
If you're going to do a top ten, you might
want to remember what number comes after five.
Speaker 11 (17:44):
I think I think it went five, four, three, two
five again. Yeah, But I like Felexus, so I'm gonna
give it a one oh one.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Alright, so very nice, Felexus. Let's move on to our
next act. You're listening to our live coverage. It's the
mal of Palus at twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
If you like this.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
We do it every year around this time, and if
you hate it, we only do it once a year.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
So who cares, get a life.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Let's go to our next act, a polarizing figure from
the mean streets of Boston. We welcome in Blind Scott
and this blind Scott. Is it corrected? You will be
performing a duet with a co host. Is that accurate,
Blind Scott?
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Yes, I'm gonna like we've been propping up this disabled
clown that plays the piano in the library all night
as a judge. I'm going to prop up a kid.
I got, like a fourteen year old kid here.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
You know. I told him I was going to.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Set him up with a white woman.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
And hello, yeah, you're there.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You're on with that, Zalo. He's the areas online. Now
go ahead.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Well, I got a journalism student. I'm trying. You know.
I told this journalism student I was going to set
him up with a white woman, and then I found
out Lorena was a white But you buy your wife here, Ben,
But he's all a bit too young, you know. We
pride ourselves on the Ben Knowlie Show and the younger
people of the future. This is a journalism student. He's
only five foot three. He weighs one hundred pounds. He's
a complete loser. He gets shoved into light. You know,
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am I still on the radio?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Yeah, your partner, Oh he's gone.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
Well, my partner will call back right now if I'll
tell you that I also have Mike a New Hampshire
calling up the guy that delivers the plumber part to
the plumber in ka Terra. I gotta tell you something, man,
You've been going after me non stop. This is the
first time I've heard you call in your beast in katerror.
When are your basketball is gonna drop?
Speaker 9 (19:35):
You?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Sound like all right?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Please Charlie, Charlie is there? Blind Scott there you go ahead? Okay, yeah,
thirty seconds ago.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
Okay, So this is Charlie. He's a future journalism student.
He's only five foot two. He's gonna follow the likes
of Adam Shefter. He is very small. He knows a
lot about sports. He's one of the smartest cars on
the Bett Now Show. He actually got a cell phone.
He's fourteen years old. As mom lets him use his
cell phone to contact me so I can give him
my I've taken a lot of people into my wing.
I'm a guidance counselor I have multiple graduate degree.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Twenty second, this is.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
The future of the Ben Mallor Show. Charlie from Wisconsin.
He knows everything about sports. He is way better than
in Ka Terror. He's Colombian. He's about to give Maka
Terror a Colombian necktie. Inka, Terry, He's gonna you ruined
the Inca ruins in Terror pretty much. You play the
piano at Public Live.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Alright, Well, well, what an amazing act as a two
man act.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
But the other person didn't talk at all, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Were you supposed to talk, Charlie, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
I was supposed to talk, but he was like taking
up the whole segment.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Did you guys practice Charlie, not really? No, all right,
well it sounds like that, all right? Inco Terror?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
How do you agrade that monstrosity? He took some shots
at you, by the way, and get taror blind.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Scott, Yeah, several yeah, minus twenty.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Minus twenty all right, thinkas says minus twenty.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Well, I'm gonna give Charlie.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I'll give him a zero because he didn't get a
chance to talk. Blind Scott, I'm gonna go I'll give
it as minus eight for Blind Scott. No preparation, no effort.
Bad job by him, Loraina, You just seeing the Malard
paloos about the way we're judging this.
Speaker 10 (21:26):
You know, I usually like blind Scott, but I thought
it was very rude. He didn't give his partner a
chance to talk, and instead he went in on listeners
like he does every night. We might as well have
just had him in a regular segment. That was not
a talent at all. I would say negative ten.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well, it was impressive, though.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
He did not mention the morning guy on the sports hup,
Fred Tucher, So he did not mention him, which is
normally what he would do, and I think Fred's were
requested that Blind Scott not mention him anymore because it's
actually hurting like the top show, but every time Scott
mentions his name, the ratings go down.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What about you, Cooboloo?
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Well, like Loraina, I mean, I know I said earlier
that Mike's act was the worst thing I've ever heard
until Scott got in there, I might have to rethink that. Look,
I mean, it just sounded I was waiting for the
act to start and it never did. It just sounded
like a regular Blind Scott phone call, which I enjoy
Blind Scott's phone calls. But this is Malard Palooza, not
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your regular every day Ben Maller show.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, and so what was the score?
Speaker 14 (22:27):
Zero?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Zero? All right? My wife also said as zero.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So that's minus twenty eight for blind Scott and Charlie.
All right, we'll keep it going. What we're doing so
well here, let's welcome in our next act. He lives
in Maine and he is about to dazzle you.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Get ready to be amazed.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
By the skill of Rob in Maine, our next act
of a twenty twenty five Malor Paloser.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Bet amount of show, cool bed a little rainer two,
let me daddy the bird of two. Kay Meta baloos.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
All right, there it is Rob whistling Rob in Maine.
Uh yeah, listen, that was That's pretty good. Uh. I'm
I'll save my comments to mine. I judge inkit Terror.
You're up first here, our buddy in Kotara. How did
you score that whistling from Robin Maine?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yah?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Well heem he redeemed New England after Blind Scott. Uh
so for that, I'm gonna give him a I'll give
him a five.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I liked a five yesteryear.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
See it wasn't a classic song, but I I am.
I love whistling. I can only whistle breathing in. I
can't whistle breathing out, so I'm limited. So I'm jealous
of that. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him
a six point five. I will give him Lreina.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
Wow, Ben, we suffer from the same whistling problem.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, it is a problem.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
I can only breathe in when I was, I know,
so when I hear a person who can whistle the
way that he just whistled, it really makes me feel
the type of way like, wow, you were like if
someone could jump on a pogo stick for an hour,
I would love to see it.
Speaker 14 (24:51):
So I'm gonna go with a seven.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
A seven, all right, Coop, what about you, Coop? Jesus
Jesus is not in the contests. You know, maybe next
year we might all be needing Jesus.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
The way this is going go ahead, you know, I was,
I was liking it, but I kind of thought that
we were going in the way of like because we
were gonna get like a bunch of different songs thrown
in there, and it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Only has so much stability.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
That mean, come on, I mean it was a good whistle,
all right, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go same as
inca Terri five five.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right, Well, thank you, Robin May and I thought
you were very good. We have one of our recorded acts.
My wife said no, he said, no, you can't go
not My wife said not so, rob you had a
higher score from my wife than any of us.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
So congratulations on that. Okay, let's go. We have let's
see and we've got Jay's scoop.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I said, I gotta place Eric in Kansas. Now, Eric
in Kansas is one of the great joke writers. He
sends me when he sends jokes. He didn't send him
every week, but when he sends them, they're like ten
pages of like tons of jokes.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
So let's go to Air in Kansas. He sent this in.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
He cannot call him live, but here's Eric with a
little stand up comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Next up on the mallow Palooes.
Speaker 15 (26:09):
As weed Man said on his wedding night, just give
me almost sixty seconds and it'll feel like minutes. Lisa,
I love you. I saw weed Man as getting into hockey.
He's becoming an expert at high sticking. Jed, who fled,
was sentenced to a Marlins game after his last arrest,
and he begged the judge to put him back in
jail instead. Let me tell you something, brother, I didn't
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think I could see a bigger group of losers than
blind Scott, Angry Bill and real Talk. Then I watched
a Mets game. The Mets scored even less than Tom
Looney at a bar full of blind women. Did you
know whoopy pie? Blair has a new girlfriend. He met
her at the grocery store. She's a Kleenex box. Speaking
of going deep, Kelly and de Boyne should show the
Lakers what a real ring looks like. Did you hear
(26:51):
what Najee Harris said when he woke up and his
eye was still injured. Give me another fireworks so I
don't have to watch the Rams next season. Thanks Coop, Ben,
Lorena and everyone else for all your good wishes over
the years. And I may be cancer free, but the
Rockies aren't.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right there.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
It is.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Eric in Cantas, very nice. Eric has He's been sending
jokes in from multiple seis. I love Eric man.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
He's a battler and and all that, and I liked that.
He threw that into the end, so we get some
some sympathy votes.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Uh uh aca terror. How did you see this?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
The comedy a very tough to do comedy without an
audience and without a laugh track and all that.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But Eric did it. He's very funny man. How did
you score it?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I liked it.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
I liked his clothing too. So I'm going to give
him an.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Eight and help my god.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Eight great score, great score, all.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Right, Uh, I can't go eight on that. I'm gonna
give him. I'll give him a he said the cancer thing,
I'll give him a seven. You got an empathy, buck.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I admit it.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I mean, I feel bad.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
The guy's been you know, I feel he gives me
updates and I'm you know, it's sucking and he's battle
he's had the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Get rid of the damn cancer. Go ahead, Rad.
Speaker 14 (28:05):
I really did laugh out loud.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
About He's funny. He is funny.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yeah, So I'm going to give him an eight and a.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Half eight point a, Oh my god, and you can
make you laugh, Coop, Go ahead, Coop.
Speaker 11 (28:15):
I mean, I don't know what the situation is and
why he why he can't call in and do it like, uh,
I get when people record their music.
Speaker 14 (28:23):
You know, there's a lot of stuff that.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Be a bad score.
Speaker 11 (28:26):
Stand up and look he also look it's it's a
legitimate ring, all right, it's it's just as legitimate as
the Dodgers World Series.
Speaker 14 (28:36):
I'm gonna give Eric a six.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That is pathetic and uh six from when the wife
as well? Alright, very nice.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Next up, we have a late addition to the mal
Or Palooza, and I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I think I know who this is. He's called up
in years past. He's got a very unique act. Let's
go to Kim's back to back from we are blowing
up in Kansas, back to back in Kansas, and let's
give it up to David, who's next up.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
On the Mallard Palooza twenty five. Hello David, welcome, Hi,
my pet.
Speaker 12 (29:14):
Pig and Charlotte and I would like to do an
a cappella salute to Steedie Wonder.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, this is David and his pet pig. Here we go.
I just call say I love you.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh, just called to say I do.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Just called to say I love.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You, and I mean it.
Speaker 16 (30:02):
The bottom.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
All right there, it is our buddy David. Yeah, a
late addition to the malth of paloos Away. We gotta
speed this up so we get all the acts in quickly,
inc and terror. How did you score David and his
pet pig?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
Oh I sent? I'm going to give him a six?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Six all right, I love it. This is what this
show is all about. And enough of the comedy. I'm
going to give that an eight.
Speaker 14 (30:38):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
What about you, Lorraina?
Speaker 17 (30:41):
Do you know I love a good pig?
Speaker 14 (30:42):
Ben don't give him a seven?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Seven? All right? Coop quickly, coop five? Five all right?
And the wife said a six? All right?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Thank you David in Kansas and very nice. Our next act,
Let's see who do we have? I just get one
of our recorded acts as well. We have Let's see
you who do we have that we've saved our friend from?
We have another one from Kansas?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right do we not? I believe my correct on that
submitted the other day recorded pre recorded coup.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
Don't think from we have one from Fargo?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Is that the or?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Oh we have that one from Fargo? Well, no, I
thought we had one from another one from Kansas? Well,
what do we have we have Fargo? I thought we
played that early?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Do we not know?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
We didn't from Fargo, Pete, Fargo Pete. We did not
get that on there? All right, let's go to Fargo Pete.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Then next up a man who I met at the
Malard me greet in Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Let's give it up to far Go Pete. Take a listen.
Speaker 18 (31:36):
I like to think of my friend that I met
many years ago with spin cycle Regina, Doc Mike in Hollowood,
James at the Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
And here we have.
Speaker 19 (32:03):
The late night Took show hosts in his natural surroundings.
It's acted by cocoroaches, cheating by Coop, the loop, horrible
bumping music and answers to the who am I?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Questions by Lorena.
Speaker 16 (32:31):
And vicious vicious NonStop horrible phone calls by Poppy, Marseille Brooklyn.
Speaker 20 (32:43):
And Blinds Scotts. Hey, let's go, Morgan and David.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
What are we waiting for?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
You guys?
Speaker 20 (32:55):
Let's go while we're young. You guys must have been
something before electricity. Oh my wife, she's no bargain either.
What a bad cook? I didn't know toasted bones. She's
an herd sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.
She asked me if I thought she spends a lot
of money. I said, no, honey, everyone goes to Switzerland
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to get their watch fixed. Oh, I tell you, I
get no respect. She told me she wanted a divorce,
and I said, I knew we had something in common.
Speaker 16 (33:28):
I tell you, it ain't easy being me.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I got a kiddy sheep.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
It was very good from Fargo people. We are short
on time, so we had to cut it off a
little bit there. I ain't could tear your thoughts on Fargo.
Pete and is impersonations.
Speaker 9 (33:47):
Get the first one, but Rodney Dangerfields saved it, So
I'm giving it a seven.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
A seven, all right, I thought it was pretty good.
I'll give it a six. A Lorena, I'm.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
Not impressed, like he's un impressed, my bumper, I'm giving
him a two.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh, because you threw a shot at your Cooper loop.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
I like inger Taran didn't know what the first one was,
but I did get the writing Dingerfield. I don't know
if it was original content or if those were actual
running Dingerfield jokes.
Speaker 14 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna give.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It a six six I've said a seven. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
All right, Well, well pause for the cause we have
the big finish. We have a couple of acts left, Yes, Coop,
I know the big one, Jay Scoop and and just
Josh all right, that is in the in the queue there.
I guess Christy did not send in that. I had
Christy down. She had emailed me.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I guess she did not send her act over to you, unfortunately.
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I love the hutzpah of some of the people. Charlie
in Wisconsin said this Mala plus has been a dumpster fire. Charlie,
you signed up with blind Scott and did not even
get to speak with because blinds are Anyway. We have
one act left in the in the tank here and
it's a all time got. You saved the best for
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last right when I was a kid, I'd always save
my favorite Anyway. Here is a platinum winning duo. You've
got Jayscoop. This is the guy that went to the.
Speaker 14 (36:28):
Ukraine and I was there for a long time.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Jay Scoop and along with Just Josh from Cincinnati, a
longtime Malord Show contributor, and they sent this song in
their latest submission. Let's get to it here without further ado,
the final act of the Malor Paloozer.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Let's listen.
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everything you ever wanted to the Big Ben malland would
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He still has love for Eddie Baba Caboose shun a
sweater already like Jedhu Fleddy insane, but it's a shame
to feel like doing that. Like Kelly's lepper Kohn, the
one who has a brain of Freddie spread out of
mall oftown weed Man smells so loud he opens his
mouth and.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
His teeth just fell out.
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He's smoking.
Speaker 21 (37:28):
How all the lame jokes? So now the clocks run out,
Now the wind's cool for blast dam crack. There's an
injury yoke. The goals that Nubie yoke. The goals would
be he joked myself, madam. And he won't bring it
home like it won't he won't have it. He knows
it could be worse to show. When Lega Maamon Man
No for Stime called to show long time listen. We
know when he goes back to this mobile bone, that's
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when it's cood screen and crap again, yoke this whole
militia theme.
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Better go capture this Benny and Ope it don't be
better move yourself from the high seat.
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It's loud, be like God be your colors want to
hit the Do you only get one shot?
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You can do anything that you said you.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
All right there?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It is what a performance by Jay Scoop and Just
Josh outstanding as they never disappoint those those guys.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And again these are guys that met because of the show.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Just Josh has been listening for many years in Cincinnati,
and then Jayscoop is in California. Now he used to
be in Seattle, and here they are. They teamed up
and they put these songs together. Let's go to our
our judge inco Terror who again inco Warrior dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Is your website? Is that correct? Think?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
If people want to go watch you perform somewhere, you
got that. And Inca performs all over the United States
and all over the world. He's a classically trained pianist,
very talented man. And you know, people in that world
don't want to know about this world, but we love you, Incotar.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
So final final act here, how did you judge the
dynamic duo of Jay Scoop and Just Josh?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
It was You're right, they always do better than they
did before, and I would have given them a sixteen,
but it is pre recorded, so I'm giving them a twelve.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Twelve alrighty twelve. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I thought it was wonderful. These guys have been great
supporters of ours. Was pre recorded. I gave Ohio a
pretty high score. I'm gonna give them the same. I'm
gonna give it nine and a half. I'm gonna go
nine and a half for Jay Scoop and Just Josh.
Speaker 17 (39:43):
Lorena, Yeah, they got a ten for me Ben ten, Yeah,
enterteen Kopelo nine and a half, nine and a half
and my wife said a ten as well.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
So various. And this is the part.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Now we get down who won the in stut udo vote.
We've been keeping track of this. The winner of the
in studio vote. It's gotta be either Jay Scoop or
Ohio Al and just Josh, just Josh and Jayscoop.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
This is where we do the math on the air.
This is where we crunch the numbers. Yes it is,
it is, so who's Let's give the top four? Who's
at number four? The top four?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
This is the top four, number four, that's right, number
four on the mallord palooza.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Let me see here in about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Will we get this on the air in thirty second?
Speaker 14 (40:35):
I believe number four is milk. No, no, it is
keg drinking Steeve Kay drinking.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Steve all right, key drink si. If number four number three.
Speaker 14 (40:44):
Number three we have Bennett the committee.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
All right, they made the final four. That's great. And
the last two I would assume are what who's in
number two? Ohio al and Ohio's number two and Jay Scoop?
All right, so you guys will be to be able
to we'll put that up on X. Those are the
final four, we gave it to Jay's scoop. Thanks to
everyone that participated in Amazing Night. Another mal of Palosa
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in the books.
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