December 11, 2023 • 34 mins
Ben Maller talks about Andy Reid & Patrick Mahomes complaining about the offensive offsides call that cost them the game against the Buffalo Bills, if the issues with the Chiefs are fixable, Maller Militia Feud, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our number four, Hour four of the Malord Show.
Welcome to the brand new week. Thanks for following this podcast.
What is your viewpoint on Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes
fingering the referees for the Chiefs problems at the end
of the game. Are these offensive issues fixable for Patty
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Mahomes and the Chiefs? And does this victory at Arrowhead
make you reassess Josh Allen and the bills as they
get her done. We'll talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number four. Have a
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from Mccainuuscity. Things are not looking good for the teams
that were in the Super Bowl last year. The Eagles
have been absolutely pull acts the last couple of games
in Kansas City. What's going on? They're also on a
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two game burner the wrong direction. The Bills and Chiefs
locking up AFC match up here. Tony Romo and Jim
Nantz were broadcasting for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did you watch? No, you did not?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Tyler Bass idiot kicker. Tyler Bass booted field goal to
give Buffalo the league with one fifty four to go
in the game, and then the rest is history. The
officials making a very interesting phone call, phone call.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He blew the whistle, but.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
They made a call that everyone's been yapping about good,
bad or ugly. And the Bills able to hold off
what looked like it was going to be a loss,
as Kansas City did briefly score a touchdown, but it
was taken off the board twenty to seventeen to the
final as the Bills go into Arrowhead come out a winner.
The turning point of the game was when Mahomes late
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in that game after Tyler Bass hit that field goal,
crossed mid field, so we didn't see it. I'll paint
the picture to you if you're blind, like blind our
inkuld Tara or blind gain. So the Chiefs cross midfield
and Mahomes drops back the pass. He finds Travis Kelce
with a picture perfect pass right across the middle of
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the field.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Hit him right between the numbers, the perfect pass.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And so Kelsey then says, hey, trick oration. He decides,
I'm gonna throw the ball across the field to Kadarius Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
The zing and the zang, and here we go. We're
on our way.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh And that finished off a forty nine yard touchdown
catch throw touchdown. The only problem was that Kadarius Tony,
the person that caught the touchdown pass from Travis Kelce,
Cadarius Tony had lined up off side. They threw the flag,
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the play came back, no touchdown. Holmes then proceeded to
throw incomplete, incomplete, incomplete, the next three passes all incomplete.
That's it, turn out the last the parties over just
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Both Mahomes and Andy Reid were I right. They were furious, furious.
After the game, I guess we don't have the sound,
but they were very upset. So the question is what
is your viewpoint on Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes essentially
pointing the finger at the referees in the Chiefs game.
(04:36):
So what is your position on that? Andy Reid, I
don't normally do these tons of things. And then Mahomes
was calling out the officials. So I've got parcelisms, spackle
and corn maze, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are gonna make the Baba ganoosh
is what we're gonna make.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So to kick off here? The officials are not good.
They haven't been good my entire life. There's more of
a megaphone on this now. However, this particular rant which
you did not hear from Patrick Mahomes, but it's all over
the internet. So Mahomes and Andy Reid, both of them
(05:16):
were ranting and raby, I guess we do have it now.
So here's why don't we play Mahomes first? Here's Mahomes
postgame complaining about the call that was made Tony called
off sides. Here's Mahomes complaining, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The thing is, I'd rather let us play man, like,
let us play the game and then whatever happens happens,
like the whole throwing the flag and decide the game
one or another. That that's what hurts me. That's why,
like last week, I didn't say anything because it's letting
us play, man, let us let us go out there
and win the game. And I said, I'd rather than
let us play and go out there and say who wins.
(05:51):
I mean, that's what you want as a competitors. You
practice all week to go out there and try to win,
and you want it to be about your team and
that team and see what happens. You never wanted to be.
I don't want to be talking about this stuff after
the game. But that's it, man. I'm not worried about
if there was a flag on the next player or whatever,
like not a flag. It's I just want to I
want to go out there and play and then see
what happens at the end, see what the score is,
and then and then then we can I can live
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with the results.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Mahomes was referring the green Bay game. You might remember
Marcus Valdez Scantling clearly pass interference against him for a
green Bay defensive player. So that should have been a
first in goal to go for the Chiefs in that
game late against Green Bay, but it was not called.
Mahomes said, hey, listen, I was okay with that, But
if you're not going to call that, why the effort
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you call on this?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's essentially what he's saying. Now here's Andy Reid, Andy Reid,
big red.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This guy is the most boring postgame coach of all time.
But here's Andy Reid spicing things up as the Chiefs
lose at Arrowhead again. And here's Andy Reid explaining his
thoughts on the call.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I never use any of this is excuses, but normally
get a warning before something like that happens in a
big game. Embarrassing in the National Football League for that
to take place.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You see, you know he means business because he didn't
just say NFL. He said National Football League. So if
he had said NFL, that would not have risen to
a felony. But he said when the man said National
Football League, that is a.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Sign that he means business. Andy Reid means business.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So you hurt Mahomes. You heard Andy Reid there kind
of like a tree stump, though a little hollow. Here's
why Kadarius Tony did line up. Caadarius Tony clearly lined
up in the neutral zone. The Zebra's got the call
right now, The argument is the call should not have
been made. That's the Chiefs argument that you can't make
that call. They believe in the let him play mantra.
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They believe in the let him play mantra, don't have
the officials decide things. But as you psycho analyze the
Chiefs and their situation.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You notice that they're starting to crack. There's some cracks.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Going on here, and these are diversionary tactics. It should
never have come down to an officiating decision to decide
that game. Kansas City's supposed to be much better than Buffalo.
Buffalo's having a miserable season. They were a five hundred
team coming in. It's an absolute disgrace for the Chiefs
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that they were in a situation where the officials could
have impacted the game. It should not have been that close.
The Chiefs should have won this game by at least
ten points. The way Buffalo turns the ball over with
Josh Allen and all that, but Kansas City right now,
it's like that parcelism kicks in for Andy Reid and Mahomes.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You are what your record says you are.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And the Chiefs, now with this loss, are eight and
five and they're just one game ahead of Denver, lurking
like a Bronco in the grass there in the AFC.
West Kansas City now has lost back to back games.
They've lost three of their last four. You go further back,
the Chiefs are two and four their last six games games.
That's a month and a half. The Chiefs are two
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and four the last month and a half. What gives
Mahomes offense has been averaging a paltry nineteen points per
game since before Halloween. Nineteen points per game, that's it.
You've got the greatest quarterback, and he is the greatest
quarterback going to the NFL. Patrick Mahomes. Nineteen points per game,
that's what the Chiefs have done. It's spooky bad. It's
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spooky bad. And the receivers stink. Kadarius Tony doesn't even
know where to line up and not get called for
off sides.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's bad. Now.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Furthermore, are these offensive issues fixable for Patrick Mahomes and
the Chiefs At this point, I'm gonna head into Week fifteen.
We got two more games tonight to close out Week fourteen,
then we headed into Week fifteen. So I'm gonna be
Benny Brightside on this. You can win with substandard receivers.
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The Chiefs have substandard receivers. Tom Brady won multiple Super
Bowls with slop at the receiver position, and Patrick Mahomes
just proved last season you can win with JV level
pass catchers. The Chiefs had JV level pass catchers last
year they won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But it seems like they've gotten even worse this season. Now,
what is the key?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Andy Reid gonna earn his money. He's got to scheme
up these second rate receivers. Get out the spackle. If
you're Andy Reid, go down to Low's or home depot,
get some spackle and spackle over the imperfections, because you
got to cover up the moles and the warts and
all that stuff. And unpopular opinion, unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Mahomes, he could be better.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
The receivers are not are not good, but Mahomes has
been off a little bit compared to the standard that
he has said. And the pillars of this team are
going to have to be an elite defense, which has
statistically been one of the top units in the NFL
this year, and they're going to have to play very
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well on special teams. If those two things are at
a top level, you can get by with second second
rate receivers. It also would help if Travis Kelce would
stop aging. That would also help, right and because if
you don't have perfection on special teams and defense, your
offense is not.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Going to be making up any kind of a difference.
You know, there's a loss.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Between defense and special teams. The offense is going to
make up for that. Now, parting shot. Does this victory
let's go to the other side, the losing locker room.
Does this victory at Big Bad Arrowhead make you reassess
Josh Allen and the Bills. The answer to that is no.
The answer to that is no now and shake my head.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No on this now.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
This was a nice day. It was a feather in
the cap for Josh Allen. However, when you pull out
the microscope on Allen and the Bill, this was not
an elite performance by Josh Allen. He had the interception
which he leads the NFL, and turnovers and touchdowns. He's
like he reminds me of Jameis Winston a few years
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ago in Tampa.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Bay, where he did a little bit of this, a
little bit everything completed.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
In this game, Allen completed less than fifty five percent
of his passes, which ain't good, and averaged a paltry
five point five yards per past, which also is not
particularly good. He did also help protect Sean McDermott from
more shrapnel, kind of like the shrapnel they had on
nine to eleven when he was encouraging the Bills players
(12:40):
to be like the terrorists there on not eleven. But
the Bills are still lost in a corn maze.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Even with this win.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They're still stuck in a corn maze without functioning GPS.
It's a bit of a problem. Buffalo is seven and six.
They're seven and six. They're one of six teams that
have that record in the American Football Conference. Seven and six.
The problem is rather obvious. There's a bottleneck there. There's
gridlock at seven and six. The Bills have already lost
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to the Bengals and the Broncos head to head. So
if the Broncos and Bengals end up with the same
record as Buffalo, they win the tiebreaker, and also the
Buffalo Bills have a losing record in the AFC.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
They're four and five in the AFC.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's problematic, and they still have to play the Cowboys,
although that'll be a letdown situation. It is also in
Western New York, so you figure they have a better
chance to win that game. They also have a date
with Miami at the end of the year with the
number one seed likely in play for the Dolphins, which
means they are not going to rest everybody. So that's
two big, giant, giant mountains they have to climb there
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the Bills where the Buffalo roam to beat the Cowboys.
But again that's a letdown spot for the Cowboys after
beating the Eagles, and everyone's going to.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Kiss their ass.
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Rights sinceys named me one team that's afraid of Buffalo, nobody.
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Speaker 2 (16:22):
Lady Sideburns says, speaking of spackle, he says, I just
did a quite disprackling job in the in the bathroom. Well, congratulations,
Lady Sideburns. Jeff writes and says, who is Patrick mahomes
upset with on the sidelines at the end of the game.
He was upset with everybody. He's complaining about the referees.
There's moaning the whole thing. Bill's Monster rights in, says
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The Buffalo Bill's our America's team. Mahomes is in a
pissy mood because he knows Alan owns him. In the
regular season going to be one hell of a story.
The Bill's winning the super Bowl this year, will beat
Dallas next week by three scores, says the Bill's Monster.
And that guy's legit, Bill's Mafia. He sent us photos.
(17:07):
He's been out there, Eugenie in Chicago right since has
Ben Patrick. Mahomes is beginning to realize that they may
actually have to play on the road in the place.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
People keep bringing this up.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Did you think Mahomes is going to make it his
entire career without playing a road playoff game?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Like, what's the big deal?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And by the way, guess what it might be better?
They maybe they'll play in a dome on the road,
or play Miami where the weather's pretty good, right, you know,
and they played in Kansas City. Weather in the playoffs
is not particularly great. It's not like you're guaranteed of
having a nice day at Arrowhead. They might end up
playing in a better environment on the road. I'm not
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a big believer in the home field advantaged thing, so
you're asking the wrong person if you want me to
get all worked up about that. Overnight Joe says, thanks
for what you said last time about the Music City
Miracle being an illegal forward pass, which it was for
that game was Phil Luckett who screwed up the coin
toss on Thanksgiving, so the NFL awarded him with a playoff.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Game from Overnight Joe.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, it's so obvious too if you look at on
the and you know Frank Whitcheck died over the weekend,
and he was way too young to die, but everyone's
too young when they died, but he was like in
his early fifties. He had an action, he died, and
he was part of the Music City Miracle, one of
the great plays in NFL history that was an illegal play.
And Overnight Joe, you know this Overnight Joe that if
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you see where Whitecheck was standing when he threw the
ball and where Kevin Dyson was when he caught the ball,
Whitecheck was on one side of the line and Dyson
was on the other side of the line, which means
it's a forward pass. It's obviously a forward pass. Now
we're not going to adjudicate the play. Still it wrong,
but all you want, Eddie, it doesn't matter. It was
(18:53):
an illegal forward pass. It was a chicken crap call,
is what it was.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And real people know what the truth is. The real
people know they do wrong. Yeah, masshole. Mickey writes in
he says, uh, that was my that was me caller three,
he says, oh, on the instant of Iceland.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
There you go. He says something about chocolate. Let's go
to the phones.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
We'll sailor to Chad, who's in cans Uh City.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Hello, Chad, Oh my lord, the gods have blessed me
the night and graced me with the experience to speak
with you. Ben Mallard, the great all I knowing of
all sports, here and now and before and after that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Right, Yes you are. You're no longer just a hanging Chad.
You're on the air.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yes, sir, thank you, thank you. You are absolutely correct, sir.
You speak nothing but truth when it When it comes
to the Kansasity Chief, they suck. They cannot stop the runs.
I've known them all my life. My grandpapa, my great
grandpapa on my father's side, I take Mindy Kensey Chiefs
(20:12):
when a young boy, and that's when I experienced early
on that the kin See Chiefs could not stop the run.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So you learned this, this is this is multiple multiple generations.
Your grandpapa taught you. This is a child, not just
your papa, your grandpapa, grandpapa, grand papa tweet that out Coop.
This guy's grandpapa taught him the Chiefs can never stop
the run.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
It never stops man mallaw never. It never stopped.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Ever.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
My mother, my grandpapa on my mother's side used to
take me to the Tigers games when I was a
young lad. And then my group and then my grandpapa
on my father's side needs to take me to Candy
Chiefs games, and I used to I used to witnesses
the embarrassment of not being able to stop the run
game from a small child.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And it's it's a Kansas City thing.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
It's it's in the it's in the DNA in Kansas City.
When you play for Kansas City, you can't stop the run.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
You can't, you cannot.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
That comes from the grandpapa.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
My grandpapa said, He said, son, he goes. The only
way that these Chiefs can win anything is that they
stopped to run. They can never stop it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh my god, it's a national disgrace for the Chiefs.
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
They live.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
They let her, They let her, one legged running back,
run one hundred yards of game on them. It never stops.
Ben Mellick, Well, it was.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It was a combo of running running plays in this game,
and nobody.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay, here we go. This guy's got all this guy,
Chad's got all the answers. It's because he learned from
his grandpapa.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
That's what I have had personally. I have had chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Not chicken fingers. We do not do wings.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
We do awful.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yes, just down there, just down the road, just down
the road from me from Marrowhead Stadium.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's right, Liberty, Missouri.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
The landing.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
They're not wings, they're fingers. They are not wings. They're
the chicken fingers, not wings, chicken. That's right.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They are wonderful, amazing, it's the right.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Now, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
On a day like this in Kansas City, where the
team blows, the hometown team blows, those chicken figures make
you feel better.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
They make you feel better.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
They make you feel it's it's part of civic pride
in Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, all right, all right, I got I gotta thank.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
You for the office. Okay, they're circular and ok they're good.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Just say they're good. Alright, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Jeez, his grandpapa. The guy's eating eating the Mallar chicken figures.
He's had him. I've had him before, Papa. I gotta
get back to Kansas City to have more.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I have to have more.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We haven't heard from our guy though, at the at
the Bird over in Lawrence, Kansas. He hasn't called in.
Huh is that place still open? There's a there's a
Mallard chicken sandwich over there, Lawrence, Kansas, at the Bird.
It's an iconic location, beautiful Lawrence, Kansas.
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Speaker 2 (23:45):
How happy do you believe Josh McDaniels was watching the
Raiders score zero points and Jimmy Garoppolo.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Must have been smiling from ear to ear on the
side of the road.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You dopes, it'scart the phones the best Player of the
day was actually Courtland Sutton's forty six yard touchdown catch.
Nobody saw that game. Let's go to j Dot in Utah. Hello,
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Speaker 6 (24:21):
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He's a good fellow.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
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Speaker 5 (24:41):
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O another brock per Come on, what do you want?
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Brock Perty's playing well, he's playing very well for the
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Speaker 1 (25:18):
Who who do I give a shoulder massage to?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
And one thing? And nothing is?
Speaker 9 (25:25):
Ny is going to Oh I.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Heard about I heard about that last year.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Already lived in l A. They lived in Orange County.
But all all right, thank you. Marcel is in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, Eddie,
Sam and Cook de one week away till Christmas?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Really, that's dark.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It is one week till Christmas.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I guess I gotta adjust my calendar. Me too, I
had no idea.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
They Oh that's right now, I was Sam, you told
no you off the air, I was. Sam told me
that this year they moved Christmas.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Up a week.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Oh yeah, I did say that, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Now normally in years past they'd always done it on
December twenty fifth, but they thought, why don't we do
it on the seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
We'll see, we'll move it up eight days. How about that?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Oh yeah, that's correct, that's next week.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, and Marcel, would you be excited to know that
you were a topic of discussion at the mallary.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I was going to point out. Every time I grab
something to eat, people were like, is that? What's your
food pick?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh yeah, speaking of the food picks, man, let's see
that right.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Now, because he doesn't see the car a new day.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Ladies bothered by it?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Oh, get in it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I'm gonna go Chef Boyard D. You had some Chef
Boyard D put you in the.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Path side, but I won't put you in, said right
on the top.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
All right, I got it right, Eddie, go ahead, Eddie, please, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Marcel, just like all of us at the mallor holiday party,
you had Costco pizza.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Costco pizza, That's what I said, Kirkland brand pizza. That's
the greatest pie.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You can get. Better than Brooklyn pizza.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh, i'd say, not a mixed match, Marcell.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You live in Brooklyn. Eat celest frozen pizza. Correct, Yeah,
you microwave celest pizza. That's to you. That's Brooklyn pizza.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, it's been a family tradition for the time.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, I ate it too. When I was younger, I
ate the Celesti pizza.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I did glad you hear that? My friend?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
All right away? Very important.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You had a bowl of yogurt all right.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
All right, and.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You had Panda Express.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Incorrect delicious either. Let's see what the food pick is
Winter Jett.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Yeah, yeah, Now, Marcel, what were you doing at eleven
thirty in the morning on Sunday?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Marcell? What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh? Betty versus a penny?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
That's right? And why damn right for the Jets gate.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
We are the pregame show to the Jets game is
on the New York on s n Y.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's right, Betty versus.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
The body doesn't get any bigger than that Eddie leading
into Jets pre game. That doesn't get bigger. All right, well, Marcel,
very good there, Marcell. But we were talking about you.
I know next year you're gonna come to the holiday
party with Uncle Dynamite.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I won't invite you.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I will love to say without the permission. Oh if
I get If I do that and getting drunk, I
can't go to jail instead.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, yeah, they absolutely if you get drunk, they arrest
you immediately.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yes, either that or have you? I think they have
his call radio shows like some of these guys they
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But by the way, the payoff the teas the holy
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the Chiefs defensive star who got into it with his
defensive line coach, who had a hissy fit and threw
the tablet down. Chris Jones postgame news conference ended after
a piece of the ceiling collapsed. One of those little
panels on the ceiling came tumbling down while he was speaking,
(29:41):
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Let's say hello to Jeremy, who's in New Hampshire. Come
on down, Jeremy, you're gonna play the feud. Hello, she's
very excited to play the feud. DJ very respectful. I
appreciate that the highlight of your day. I'm sure all right,
very good, you're gonna play and we have I'll put
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you on hold there, and we say hello to Dakota,
who's in North Dakota.
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Hello, Dakota, Oh jiang it today? You ready to go? No,
I can't hear you. I stopped. I can't here. I
need a hearing aid.
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are out busting around, you moving around doing your stuff.
Here you starting your day or ending your day?
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Just starting it?
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All right?
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Very cool? Well here we go, Jenma, I go here.
I think Garrett one or two, Coop too. All right,
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Name something that you would find washed up on a beach.
The top five answers are on the board. One hundred
people surveyed. Your name is your buzzer. If you want
to go first, name something that you would find washed
up on a beach.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Jeremy, Jeremy, there you go. That's right.
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That was the number one answer. Get job by you, Jeremy.
You get that one, and you get to go again
until you get a strike.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Name seaweed.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Seaweed, Dad. Absolutely, you will find seaweed. That was on
there with eleven points. Jeremy got two. Right, You get
to go again. Name something that you would find washed
up on a beach. Top three answers are still left
on the board. A bottle A bottle? Is that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah, well it says message in a bottle, all right,
so that would be yeah, that would be Look at you, you're.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Dominating the board. Dakota hasn't even had a chance yet,
and you're still going. Jeremy, you're you're on a row.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
You're on a burner.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Go ahead and keep going. So name something, name something
you would find washed up on a beach.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Fish Is that?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Go ahead, and Dakota you get your big chance. Two
answers left on the board. Name something that you would
find washed up on the beach. It's the Mallard militia
feud a log a log. No, well, let's see.
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Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Back to you, Jeremy. Two answers still left. Ah No,
I mean you you would, but that's not one of
the top answers. I mean I've found rocks on the
on the beach. Back to you, Dakota, go ahead, quickly,
one more chance to coder.
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Uh close close.
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other answer we don't have time for was whale. But
Jeremy you won the game. Thank you both for playing.
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It's our number four, Hour four of the Malord Show.
Welcome to the brand new week. Thanks for following this podcast.
What is your viewpoint on Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes
fingering the referees for the Chiefs problems at the end
of the game. Are these offensive issues fixable for Patty
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Mahomes and the Chiefs? And does this victory at Arrowhead
make you reassess Josh Allen and the bills as they
get her done. We'll talk about all that and more
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from Mccainuuscity. Things are not looking good for the teams
that were in the Super Bowl last year. The Eagles
have been absolutely pull acts the last couple of games
in Kansas City. What's going on? They're also on a
(01:53):
two game burner the wrong direction. The Bills and Chiefs
locking up AFC match up here. Tony Romo and Jim
Nantz were broadcasting for the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did you watch? No, you did not?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Tyler Bass idiot kicker. Tyler Bass booted field goal to
give Buffalo the league with one fifty four to go
in the game, and then the rest is history. The
officials making a very interesting phone call, phone call.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
He blew the whistle, but.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
They made a call that everyone's been yapping about good,
bad or ugly. And the Bills able to hold off
what looked like it was going to be a loss,
as Kansas City did briefly score a touchdown, but it
was taken off the board twenty to seventeen to the
final as the Bills go into Arrowhead come out a winner.
The turning point of the game was when Mahomes late
(02:56):
in that game after Tyler Bass hit that field goal,
crossed mid field, so we didn't see it. I'll paint
the picture to you if you're blind, like blind our
inkuld Tara or blind gain. So the Chiefs cross midfield
and Mahomes drops back the pass. He finds Travis Kelce
with a picture perfect pass right across the middle of
(03:18):
the field.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Hit him right between the numbers, the perfect pass.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And so Kelsey then says, hey, trick oration. He decides,
I'm gonna throw the ball across the field to Kadarius Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
The zing and the zang, and here we go. We're
on our way.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh And that finished off a forty nine yard touchdown
catch throw touchdown. The only problem was that Kadarius Tony,
the person that caught the touchdown pass from Travis Kelce,
Cadarius Tony had lined up off side. They threw the flag,
(03:57):
the play came back, no touchdown. Holmes then proceeded to
throw incomplete, incomplete, incomplete, the next three passes all incomplete.
That's it, turn out the last the parties over just
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Both Mahomes and Andy Reid were I right. They were furious, furious.
After the game, I guess we don't have the sound,
but they were very upset. So the question is what
is your viewpoint on Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes essentially
pointing the finger at the referees in the Chiefs game.
(04:36):
So what is your position on that? Andy Reid, I
don't normally do these tons of things. And then Mahomes
was calling out the officials. So I've got parcelisms, spackle
and corn maze, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are gonna make the Baba ganoosh
is what we're gonna make.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So to kick off here? The officials are not good.
They haven't been good my entire life. There's more of
a megaphone on this now. However, this particular rant which
you did not hear from Patrick Mahomes, but it's all over
the internet. So Mahomes and Andy Reid, both of them
(05:16):
were ranting and raby, I guess we do have it now.
So here's why don't we play Mahomes first? Here's Mahomes
postgame complaining about the call that was made Tony called
off sides. Here's Mahomes complaining, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The thing is, I'd rather let us play man, like,
let us play the game and then whatever happens happens,
like the whole throwing the flag and decide the game
one or another. That that's what hurts me. That's why,
like last week, I didn't say anything because it's letting
us play, man, let us let us go out there
and win the game. And I said, I'd rather than
let us play and go out there and say who wins.
(05:51):
I mean, that's what you want as a competitors. You
practice all week to go out there and try to win,
and you want it to be about your team and
that team and see what happens. You never wanted to be.
I don't want to be talking about this stuff after
the game. But that's it, man. I'm not worried about
if there was a flag on the next player or whatever,
like not a flag. It's I just want to I
want to go out there and play and then see
what happens at the end, see what the score is,
and then and then then we can I can live
(06:12):
with the results.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Mahomes was referring the green Bay game. You might remember
Marcus Valdez Scantling clearly pass interference against him for a
green Bay defensive player. So that should have been a
first in goal to go for the Chiefs in that
game late against Green Bay, but it was not called.
Mahomes said, hey, listen, I was okay with that, But
if you're not going to call that, why the effort
(06:35):
you call on this?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's essentially what he's saying. Now here's Andy Reid, Andy Reid,
big red.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This guy is the most boring postgame coach of all time.
But here's Andy Reid spicing things up as the Chiefs
lose at Arrowhead again. And here's Andy Reid explaining his
thoughts on the call.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I never use any of this is excuses, but normally
get a warning before something like that happens in a
big game. Embarrassing in the National Football League for that
to take place.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
You see, you know he means business because he didn't
just say NFL. He said National Football League. So if
he had said NFL, that would not have risen to
a felony. But he said when the man said National
Football League, that is a.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Sign that he means business. Andy Reid means business.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So you hurt Mahomes. You heard Andy Reid there kind
of like a tree stump, though a little hollow. Here's
why Kadarius Tony did line up. Caadarius Tony clearly lined
up in the neutral zone. The Zebra's got the call
right now, The argument is the call should not have
been made. That's the Chiefs argument that you can't make
that call. They believe in the let him play mantra.
(07:43):
They believe in the let him play mantra, don't have
the officials decide things. But as you psycho analyze the
Chiefs and their situation.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You notice that they're starting to crack. There's some cracks.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Going on here, and these are diversionary tactics. It should
never have come down to an officiating decision to decide
that game. Kansas City's supposed to be much better than Buffalo.
Buffalo's having a miserable season. They were a five hundred
team coming in. It's an absolute disgrace for the Chiefs
(08:18):
that they were in a situation where the officials could
have impacted the game. It should not have been that close.
The Chiefs should have won this game by at least
ten points. The way Buffalo turns the ball over with
Josh Allen and all that, but Kansas City right now,
it's like that parcelism kicks in for Andy Reid and Mahomes.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You are what your record says you are.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And the Chiefs, now with this loss, are eight and
five and they're just one game ahead of Denver, lurking
like a Bronco in the grass there in the AFC.
West Kansas City now has lost back to back games.
They've lost three of their last four. You go further back,
the Chiefs are two and four their last six games games.
That's a month and a half. The Chiefs are two
(09:02):
and four the last month and a half. What gives
Mahomes offense has been averaging a paltry nineteen points per
game since before Halloween. Nineteen points per game, that's it.
You've got the greatest quarterback, and he is the greatest
quarterback going to the NFL. Patrick Mahomes. Nineteen points per game,
that's what the Chiefs have done. It's spooky bad. It's
(09:25):
spooky bad. And the receivers stink. Kadarius Tony doesn't even
know where to line up and not get called for
off sides.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's bad. Now.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Furthermore, are these offensive issues fixable for Patrick Mahomes and
the Chiefs At this point, I'm gonna head into Week fifteen.
We got two more games tonight to close out Week fourteen,
then we headed into Week fifteen. So I'm gonna be
Benny Brightside on this. You can win with substandard receivers.
(09:55):
The Chiefs have substandard receivers. Tom Brady won multiple Super
Bowls with slop at the receiver position, and Patrick Mahomes
just proved last season you can win with JV level
pass catchers. The Chiefs had JV level pass catchers last
year they won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But it seems like they've gotten even worse this season. Now,
what is the key?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Andy Reid gonna earn his money. He's got to scheme
up these second rate receivers. Get out the spackle. If
you're Andy Reid, go down to Low's or home depot,
get some spackle and spackle over the imperfections, because you
got to cover up the moles and the warts and
all that stuff. And unpopular opinion, unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Mahomes, he could be better.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
The receivers are not are not good, but Mahomes has
been off a little bit compared to the standard that
he has said. And the pillars of this team are
going to have to be an elite defense, which has
statistically been one of the top units in the NFL
this year, and they're going to have to play very
(11:03):
well on special teams. If those two things are at
a top level, you can get by with second second
rate receivers. It also would help if Travis Kelce would
stop aging. That would also help, right and because if
you don't have perfection on special teams and defense, your
offense is not.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Going to be making up any kind of a difference.
You know, there's a loss.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Between defense and special teams. The offense is going to
make up for that. Now, parting shot. Does this victory
let's go to the other side, the losing locker room.
Does this victory at Big Bad Arrowhead make you reassess
Josh Allen and the Bills. The answer to that is no.
The answer to that is no now and shake my head.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No on this now.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
This was a nice day. It was a feather in
the cap for Josh Allen. However, when you pull out
the microscope on Allen and the Bill, this was not
an elite performance by Josh Allen. He had the interception
which he leads the NFL, and turnovers and touchdowns. He's
like he reminds me of Jameis Winston a few years
(12:13):
ago in Tampa.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Bay, where he did a little bit of this, a
little bit everything completed.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
In this game, Allen completed less than fifty five percent
of his passes, which ain't good, and averaged a paltry
five point five yards per past, which also is not
particularly good. He did also help protect Sean McDermott from
more shrapnel, kind of like the shrapnel they had on
nine to eleven when he was encouraging the Bills players
(12:40):
to be like the terrorists there on not eleven. But
the Bills are still lost in a corn maze.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Even with this win.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They're still stuck in a corn maze without functioning GPS.
It's a bit of a problem. Buffalo is seven and six.
They're seven and six. They're one of six teams that
have that record in the American Football Conference. Seven and six.
The problem is rather obvious. There's a bottleneck there. There's
gridlock at seven and six. The Bills have already lost
(13:11):
to the Bengals and the Broncos head to head. So
if the Broncos and Bengals end up with the same
record as Buffalo, they win the tiebreaker, and also the
Buffalo Bills have a losing record in the AFC.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
They're four and five in the AFC.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's problematic, and they still have to play the Cowboys,
although that'll be a letdown situation. It is also in
Western New York, so you figure they have a better
chance to win that game. They also have a date
with Miami at the end of the year with the
number one seed likely in play for the Dolphins, which
means they are not going to rest everybody. So that's
two big, giant, giant mountains they have to climb there
(13:51):
the Bills where the Buffalo roam to beat the Cowboys.
But again that's a letdown spot for the Cowboys after
beating the Eagles, and everyone's going to.
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Kiss their ass.
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Lady Sideburns says, speaking of spackle, he says, I just
did a quite disprackling job in the in the bathroom. Well, congratulations,
Lady Sideburns. Jeff writes and says, who is Patrick mahomes
upset with on the sidelines at the end of the game.
He was upset with everybody. He's complaining about the referees.
There's moaning the whole thing. Bill's Monster rights in, says
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The Buffalo Bill's our America's team. Mahomes is in a
pissy mood because he knows Alan owns him. In the
regular season going to be one hell of a story.
The Bill's winning the super Bowl this year, will beat
Dallas next week by three scores, says the Bill's Monster.
And that guy's legit, Bill's Mafia. He sent us photos.
(17:07):
He's been out there, Eugenie in Chicago right since has
Ben Patrick. Mahomes is beginning to realize that they may
actually have to play on the road in the place.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
People keep bringing this up.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Did you think Mahomes is going to make it his
entire career without playing a road playoff game?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Like, what's the big deal?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
And by the way, guess what it might be better?
They maybe they'll play in a dome on the road,
or play Miami where the weather's pretty good, right, you know,
and they played in Kansas City. Weather in the playoffs
is not particularly great. It's not like you're guaranteed of
having a nice day at Arrowhead. They might end up
playing in a better environment on the road. I'm not
(17:47):
a big believer in the home field advantaged thing, so
you're asking the wrong person if you want me to
get all worked up about that. Overnight Joe says, thanks
for what you said last time about the Music City
Miracle being an illegal forward pass, which it was for
that game was Phil Luckett who screwed up the coin
toss on Thanksgiving, so the NFL awarded him with a playoff.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Game from Overnight Joe.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, it's so obvious too if you look at on
the and you know Frank Whitcheck died over the weekend,
and he was way too young to die, but everyone's
too young when they died, but he was like in
his early fifties. He had an action, he died, and
he was part of the Music City Miracle, one of
the great plays in NFL history that was an illegal play.
And Overnight Joe, you know this Overnight Joe that if
(18:32):
you see where Whitecheck was standing when he threw the
ball and where Kevin Dyson was when he caught the ball,
Whitecheck was on one side of the line and Dyson
was on the other side of the line, which means
it's a forward pass. It's obviously a forward pass. Now
we're not going to adjudicate the play. Still it wrong,
but all you want, Eddie, it doesn't matter. It was
(18:53):
an illegal forward pass. It was a chicken crap call,
is what it was.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And real people know what the truth is. The real
people know they do wrong. Yeah, masshole. Mickey writes in
he says, uh, that was my that was me caller three,
he says, oh, on the instant of Iceland.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
There you go. He says something about chocolate. Let's go
to the phones.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
We'll sailor to Chad, who's in cans Uh City.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Hello, Chad, Oh my lord, the gods have blessed me
the night and graced me with the experience to speak
with you. Ben Mallard, the great all I knowing of
all sports, here and now and before and after that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Right, Yes you are. You're no longer just a hanging Chad.
You're on the air.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yes, sir, thank you, thank you. You are absolutely correct, sir.
You speak nothing but truth when it When it comes
to the Kansasity Chief, they suck. They cannot stop the runs.
I've known them all my life. My grandpapa, my great
grandpapa on my father's side, I take Mindy Kensey Chiefs
(20:12):
when a young boy, and that's when I experienced early
on that the kin See Chiefs could not stop the run.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So you learned this, this is this is multiple multiple generations.
Your grandpapa taught you. This is a child, not just
your papa, your grandpapa, grandpapa, grand papa tweet that out Coop.
This guy's grandpapa taught him the Chiefs can never stop
the run.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
It never stops man mallaw never. It never stopped.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Ever.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
My mother, my grandpapa on my mother's side used to
take me to the Tigers games when I was a
young lad. And then my group and then my grandpapa
on my father's side needs to take me to Candy
Chiefs games, and I used to I used to witnesses
the embarrassment of not being able to stop the run
game from a small child.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And it's it's a Kansas City thing.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
It's it's in the it's in the DNA in Kansas City.
When you play for Kansas City, you can't stop the run.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
You can't, you cannot.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
That comes from the grandpapa.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
My grandpapa said, He said, son, he goes. The only
way that these Chiefs can win anything is that they
stopped to run. They can never stop it.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh my god, it's a national disgrace for the Chiefs.
It's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
They live.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
They let her, They let her, one legged running back,
run one hundred yards of game on them. It never stops.
Ben Mellick, Well, it was.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It was a combo of running running plays in this game,
and nobody.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay, here we go. This guy's got all this guy,
Chad's got all the answers. It's because he learned from
his grandpapa.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
That's what I have had personally. I have had chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Not chicken fingers. We do not do wings.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
We do awful.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yes, just down there, just down the road, just down
the road from me from Marrowhead Stadium.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's right, Liberty, Missouri.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
The landing.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
They're not wings, they're fingers. They are not wings. They're
the chicken fingers, not wings, chicken. That's right.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They are wonderful, amazing, it's the right.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Now, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
On a day like this in Kansas City, where the
team blows, the hometown team blows, those chicken figures make
you feel better.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
They make you feel better.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
They make you feel it's it's part of civic pride
in Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, all right, all right, I got I gotta thank.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
You for the office. Okay, they're circular and ok they're good.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Just say they're good. Alright, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Jeez, his grandpapa. The guy's eating eating the Mallar chicken figures.
He's had him. I've had him before, Papa. I gotta
get back to Kansas City to have more.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I have to have more.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We haven't heard from our guy though, at the at
the Bird over in Lawrence, Kansas. He hasn't called in.
Huh is that place still open? There's a there's a
Mallard chicken sandwich over there, Lawrence, Kansas, at the Bird.
It's an iconic location, beautiful Lawrence, Kansas.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
How happy do you believe Josh McDaniels was watching the
Raiders score zero points and Jimmy Garoppolo.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Must have been smiling from ear to ear on the
side of the road.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You dopes, it'scart the phones the best Player of the
day was actually Courtland Sutton's forty six yard touchdown catch.
Nobody saw that game. Let's go to j Dot in Utah. Hello,
Jay dodd.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Man, do you know that Progressive help me stop drinking alcohol?
I quit drinking because of progressive I thought, I thought.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I thought you quit drinking because you ran out of alcohol.
That's what you quit drinking? Yako.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
No, well yeah, but yeah, no but.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Hey, no, no, no talk.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's it's all in his belly.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It's all in Ja dots belly, all the all the
alcohols in his belly. No, no, for real, bro, He's
a jolly good fellow.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
He's a good fellow.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
No, no, no, no, no no, Bro.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
I've actually waited like ten years to talk to you
about something. And what I'm gona talk about you about?
Is you not some any love on my boy?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Brock Purty and.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
O another brock per Come on, what do you want?
What do you want me?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Brock Perty's playing well, he's playing very well for the
forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
You want me to have you want me to have
his baby? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I want?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Can you get.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Massage?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, I'll give my Manny and a petty how about that?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I mean, you know, I.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Want to tell her you can give him a children massage?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Who who do I give a shoulder massage to?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
And one thing? And nothing is?
Speaker 9 (25:25):
Ny is going to Oh I.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Heard about I heard about that last year.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Already lived in l A. They lived in Orange County.
But all all right, thank you. Marcel is in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, Eddie,
Sam and Cook de one week away till Christmas?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Really, that's dark.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
It is one week till Christmas.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I guess I gotta adjust my calendar. Me too, I
had no idea.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
They Oh that's right now, I was Sam, you told
no you off the air, I was. Sam told me
that this year they moved Christmas.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Up a week.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Oh yeah, I did say that, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Now normally in years past they'd always done it on
December twenty fifth, but they thought, why don't we do
it on the seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
We'll see, we'll move it up eight days. How about that?
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Oh yeah, that's correct, that's next week.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, and Marcel, would you be excited to know that
you were a topic of discussion at the mallary.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I was going to point out. Every time I grab
something to eat, people were like, is that? What's your
food pick?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh yeah, speaking of the food picks, man, let's see
that right.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Now, because he doesn't see the car a new day.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Ladies bothered by it?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Oh, get in it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I'm gonna go Chef Boyard D. You had some Chef
Boyard D put you in the.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Path side, but I won't put you in, said right
on the top.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
All right, I got it right, Eddie, go ahead, Eddie, please, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Marcel, just like all of us at the mallor holiday party,
you had Costco pizza.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Costco pizza, That's what I said, Kirkland brand pizza. That's
the greatest pie.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You can get. Better than Brooklyn pizza.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh, i'd say, not a mixed match, Marcell.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You live in Brooklyn. Eat celest frozen pizza. Correct, Yeah,
you microwave celest pizza. That's to you. That's Brooklyn pizza.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, it's been a family tradition for the time.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Well, I ate it too. When I was younger, I
ate the Celesti pizza.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I did glad you hear that? My friend?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
All right away? Very important.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You had a bowl of yogurt all right.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
All right, and.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You had Panda Express.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Incorrect delicious either. Let's see what the food pick is
Winter Jett.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Yeah, yeah, Now, Marcel, what were you doing at eleven
thirty in the morning on Sunday?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Marcell? What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh? Betty versus a penny?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
That's right? And why damn right for the Jets gate.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
We are the pregame show to the Jets game is
on the New York on s n Y.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's right, Betty versus.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
The body doesn't get any bigger than that Eddie leading
into Jets pre game. That doesn't get bigger. All right, well, Marcel,
very good there, Marcell. But we were talking about you.
I know next year you're gonna come to the holiday
party with Uncle Dynamite.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I won't invite you.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I will love to say without the permission. Oh if
I get If I do that and getting drunk, I
can't go to jail instead.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, yeah, they absolutely if you get drunk, they arrest
you immediately.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yes, either that or have you? I think they have
his call radio shows like some of these guys they
call us up to me.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
All right, that's right, you want to play Call eight
on Fox back would have been Mala show. Right after
these messages, stay.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Right where you are, really, what are you doing there?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
But by the way, the payoff the teas the holy
metaphor Batman Chris Jones keeping up with the Jones is
the Chiefs defensive star who got into it with his
defensive line coach, who had a hissy fit and threw
the tablet down. Chris Jones postgame news conference ended after
a piece of the ceiling collapsed. One of those little
panels on the ceiling came tumbling down while he was speaking,
(29:41):
and that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Ended a metaphor to the way the chief season is going.
But we have Malard Militia feud.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
If you'd like to play, call right now eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
We'll get to the Maller Militia feud, and we will
get to it next.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to
listen live.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Malor is so delightful,
So turn on your radio, listen to the Ben Mahlor Show.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Call it all.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Mallard Mosha put holders. We need your helping hand togain
new recruits right hosting and tagging Mallard Show related content
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(30:49):
Ben mall.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
It is so important.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Listen, we're learning to everything.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
It's time for another Mallard games now, yeah, son gone.
We surveyed one hundred people named sports teams associated with losing.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Dul curs.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
I believe the answer is to Clippers. That is the
top answer forty points. It's Malard, militia fute.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Let's play the feud right now. Let's welcome in. Who
do we have here? Any meanie mighty mall.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Let's say hello to Jeremy, who's in New Hampshire. Come
on down, Jeremy, you're gonna play the feud. Hello, she's
very excited to play the feud. DJ very respectful. I
appreciate that the highlight of your day. I'm sure all right,
very good, you're gonna play and we have I'll put
(31:43):
you on hold there, and we say hello to Dakota,
who's in North Dakota.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hello, Dakota, Oh jiang it today? You ready to go? No,
I can't hear you. I stopped. I can't here. I
need a hearing aid.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, all right, Well listen, Dakota and Jeremy. You guys
are out busting around, you moving around doing your stuff.
Here you starting your day or ending your day?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Just starting it?
Speaker 8 (32:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Very cool? Well here we go, Jenma, I go here.
I think Garrett one or two, Coop too. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Name something that you would find washed up on a beach.
The top five answers are on the board. One hundred
people surveyed. Your name is your buzzer. If you want
to go first, name something that you would find washed
up on a beach.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Jeremy, Jeremy, there you go. That's right.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
That was the number one answer. Get job by you, Jeremy.
You get that one, and you get to go again
until you get a strike.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Name seaweed.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Seaweed, Dad. Absolutely, you will find seaweed. That was on
there with eleven points. Jeremy got two. Right, You get
to go again. Name something that you would find washed
up on a beach. Top three answers are still left
on the board. A bottle A bottle? Is that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, yeah, well it says message in a bottle, all right,
so that would be yeah, that would be Look at you, you're.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Dominating the board. Dakota hasn't even had a chance yet,
and you're still going. Jeremy, you're you're on a row.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
You're on a burner.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Go ahead and keep going. So name something, name something
you would find washed up on a beach.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Fish Is that?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Go ahead, and Dakota you get your big chance. Two
answers left on the board. Name something that you would
find washed up on the beach. It's the Mallard militia
feud a log a log. No, well, let's see.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Back to you, Jeremy. Two answers still left. Ah No,
I mean you you would, but that's not one of
the top answers. I mean I've found rocks on the
on the beach. Back to you, Dakota, go ahead, quickly,
one more chance to coder.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Uh close close.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, yeah, we'll give you that because it's trash. The
other answer we don't have time for was whale. But
Jeremy you won the game. Thank you both for playing.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Remember the Mallard podcast up downloaded me up shortly after
we're done here.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
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