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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pizza Pizza. It's our number four, our number four, ready
to go, our little overnight show that could or can
or all of that. So here in our number four,
can you put into context what von Miller going to
the Washington Commanders means. He announced that he's headed to Washington.
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Former Ram and Bill and Bronco is headed to Washington, DC. Also,
why is Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson under the most quarterback
pressure pressure, pressure pressure heading into the NFL season. We'll
talk about that. And is Josh Allen's paranoia over the
Bills appearing on Hard Knocks justified or not? All of
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that and a whole lot more Up in smoke we go.
It's our number four. Have a wonderful Thursday, this seventeenth
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be so our lead. This hour is from the National
foot Bawleague. Is it is the calm before the storm
over the next week or so, A bunch of training
camps opening up, and musical chairs round and round and
round and round and round and round and round. A
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Hall of Famer, a gold jacket member, he's doesn't have
it yet, but he's gonna be in the Hall of
Fame is heading to Capitol Hill. He's not going there
to lobby politicians. And if you did not hear about this,
maybe not. We've learned that veteran defensive end Von Miller
is headed to the Commanders. In theory von Miller will
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help inspire the Washington Pass rush and take them to
the next level, which would be the super Bowl. After
playing not well, particularly in Buffalo recently, he was often hurt.
Von Miller posted a couple of pictures on the Socials
on Wednesday Night of him in a Washington jersey. And
he's got the sixteenth most sacks all time in NFL history,
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one hundred and twenty nine and a half. And von
Miller part of a really good Rams team and part
of some Bronco teams that were pretty good. And now
he's headed to Washington. Now he still has to pass
the physical. That's not a guarantee. I like how it's
being said, but it's not a guarantee. Of course, we
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all know in professional sports, if they want you to
pass the physical, they will find a doctor to give
you a passing grade on the physical. And if they
don't want you to pass the physical, they will find
a doctor that will red flag your physical. Anyway, he
expected us on a one year deal. Let us discuss
the question. Can you put into context what von Miller
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going to the Commander's means in the big picture. So
I've got payphone, Daniel day Lewis and snorting cocaine and
we will combine all of these things together, and we
are gonna make the Gobba Goool. Now, not only are
we gonna have Gobba Gool, we are gonna have a Smorgasborg.
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So we also need the Baba Ganoosh, so we're gonna
have that as well. Now, to lead off here, the
early headlines in the NFL world are screaming, Oh, von
Miller on the move, game changer, game changer. They're shaking
in their boots in Philadelphia and in Dallas, not New
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York as the Giants stopped being good years ago. A
lot of people hyping this up, making a big deal
about it. Von Miller's a name, We know who that is.
So let me help you out. Let me cut through
the noise. I'm going to cut through the noise here.
Von Miller to Washington is kind of like going out
to a store to buy a phone and you buy
a flip phone and it's like, well, it kind of
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looks cool, it's retro nice flip phone, but it's not
gonna do the job right. It's or maybe a better
analogy would be von Miller is a payphone in an
iPhone world or a smartphone world. Remember those payphones had
a caller who hates the show Bill called in from
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Koreatown last hour and I said, there's a payphone. I
know where it is. And he said, oh, there's no payphone.
I know, I know, I know. There's a few payphones left.
I know where one is. Anyway, every now and then,
like the thing about a payphone, every now and then,
maybe the cell phone doesn't work, the reception's out, there's
a glitch, and so you stumble across a payphone. It's
like a work of art from a different era. But
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it still works. It still works in a pinch, but
you're not using it every day. And Vaughan has the resume.
He's got the accolades on his Wikipedia page, a couple
of Super Bowl rings with the Broncos and the Rams,
and a name that still gives you a little bit
of a twinge if you're an opposing offensive corny, right,
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just a little bit you sweat a little bit. But
let's get real here, right in terms of he's got
the name, but the game is not keeping up with
the fame. He's I believe thirty six coming off of
torn acl a couple of years back, was not the
same player last year. And if you look at the
statuet with von Miller compared to what he had been,
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the statuet looks kind of like a vegan cookbook. There's
not a lot there, right, there's not a lot there.
Last season with the Buffalo Bills, he had I believe,
six sacks last year. That's okay, it's not game changer.
It's cameo here, cameo there, one sack year, one sack there,
and it if you are a commander officionado like ostrich Ant,
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ostrich Ant, the district attorney, people like that, to listen
to the show, you're banking on von Miller? Are you
really banking on von Miller getting the Bronco version or
even the ram version of von Miller, Like he's some
kind of defensive savior. Now, if you need that, you'll
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be crying and posting nasty comments on social media by
week five or sooner. At this point, von Miller is
a good name, gets you excited, but he's more like
a substitute teacher. He'll show up, he'll work hard, and
maybe he'll drop a good story, bit of wisdom, but
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he's not the one really running the classroom, right. He's
just kind of temporarily.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Furthermore, as we get set for the NFL training camp period,
when veterans start showing up, what he cares about rookies.
A buddy of mine asked me, said, which quarterback is
under the most pressure to perform in twenty twenty five?
Which is always a fun question, right, there's a lot
of quarterbacks that aren't very good that are under pressure. However,
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my response, without missing a beat, I text back to
my buddy, I said, Anthony Richardson. I said, that's the guy,
and that's a good jumping off point. So why is
Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson, in my opinion, under the most
immense pressure among all quarterbacks heading into the NFL season.
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The reason is this, he was overdrafted. He should have
been maybe a sixth or seventh round developmental pick. But
the late Jimmer say, now, I don't know what he did.
He went out, he had some of the magic stuff,
some of the good stuff, and then he's liked, well
take this guy top ten of the draft. So that's
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where the short like he was overdrafted. He has played
horrific football. And if you're looking for drama, people say, well,
what about the movies. You just watch the Colts training
camp out. Now, this is not two legends. This is
not the greatest quarterback competition, which wasn't really a competition
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was Joe Montana and Steve Young, who both ended up
in the Hall of Fame, and they were teammates. But
Anthony Richardson is under the kind of scrutiny that would
make even Daniel day Lewis sweat a little bit. Right,
Richardson's performance is going to determine whether or not he'll
be out and about getting a real job, or are
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we going to get that redemption you know that whole
redemption arc thing, or is this a cautionary tale? Its
last chance you meets any given Sunday. So if Richardson
can rise on up a see the occasion, this will
be the comeback for the Ages. This guy quit on
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the Colts last year. He said I can't play, coach,
take me out of the game against Houston, and they
still brought him back. Now, if he goes out there
in training camp Anthony Richardson and rides the vomit comet
yet again, you the credits like, if Richardson can't beat
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out suck bag Daniel Jones. He's not only done in Indy,
he's done in the NFL. Finish could put like, I
don't even know if he'll end up on a practice
squad somewhere and don't give me, well you still developing?
Stop all right? The NFL is not some science fair
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project like Richardson can go to the Canadian Football League
and play for my favorite team, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
You know, when we were in Vancouver for the meet
and greet that our buddy Nico put together, which was awesome.
What a great night that was, had a good turnout,
great food, first class VIP, so cool. What a great
guy Nico is putting that together. But one of the
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dudes that showed up when he was a younger guy,
he was a ball boy for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
and he was telling me about it back in the
back in the old days. Anyway, now back to the monologue.
So Anthony Richardson, right, if he screws this up, the
coaches out, the GM is out, they hit the reset button.
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If Richardson is a professional wrestler named El Stinko, we're
talked about Danny Dimes. You have to beat out Danny
Dems more like Danny Pennies. The guy had one slightly
above average season. He got paid like he had come
up with the cure of you, the bubonic plague, right,
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and then immediately turned back into a pumpkin. Now, it's
not all negative for Daniel Jones. Like he's he's not
afraid to throw a five down, a five yard checkdown.
If you need a quarterback to throw a five yard checkdown,
captain checkdown, he throws it like a picasso. He's really
good at that. And that's about it. But that what
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a competition, What a depressing competition. That is holy crap.
All right, last thing. Here we go, Buffalo, Here we go, Buffalo.
So now we have a lot of Bill's mafia. They
seem to only listen during the NFL season, but we
saw this quote going around from Josh Allen, the longtime
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Bill's quarterback. So Josh Allen is not happy. And if
Josh Allen's not happy, nobody's So Josh Allen, as I understand,
it is upset that the Bills have been picked for
the upcoming hard knocks. He's annoyed by it. And yes,
this is a staple this time of the year a
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quarterback about being on Hard Knocks. So is Josh Allen's
paranoia over Hard Knocks? Is it justified? So? I wrote
on my scorecard a n as in absolutely not. And
here's why this show I'm talking about, Hard Knocks here
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is about as authentic as trying to cash a one
million dollar bill, going into a CVS and saying, I
have a one million dollar bill. I'd like to cash
the one million dollar bill, good luck. Hard Knocks is
the most filtered, most watered down, biggest fluff filled piece
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of corporate propaganda that you'll ever see on television and listen.
I watch it and I don't hate it, but I
know what I'm consuming. Seriously, to rephrase this for those
of you the back in the room, Hard Knocks is
built as a raw, unfiltered look behind the scenes at
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how they make an NFL team in training camp. And
they show you. They're supposed to show you the blood,
the sweat, the tears, the locker room drama. But here's
the dirty little secret on Hard Knocks. Anything that is
truly controversial in Hard Knocks, anything that might actually show
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what really really is going on. If wink wink, you
know what I mean like say, a I don't know,
some player gets popped for domestic abuse or another player's
snorting cocaine off of Hooker's Badonka Donk. That does not
end up on the show. It ends up on the
cutting room floor faster than you can say fourth and goal. Right.
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This is not candid camera. The NFL is not in
the gotcha business. It's not some fly a fly on
the wall documentary situation. It's none of those things. It
is the antithesis of that. It is a carefully curated
NFL approve, got the Hollywood polish to it, got the
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music and the voiceovers and all that. But it's it's
cotton candy, is what it is. It's fluff. So when
I see guys like Josh Allen, this happens every year.
And the great thing about this monologue is it is
a boilerplate monologue. I guarantee you next year, whoever gets
on hard knocks the quarterback's going to complain. It happens
every year. Right. But the whole point of the show
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is to make the NFL look good, to take people
that wouldn't normally watch the NFL, that are into the
drama and say, look, we got plenty of drama, o
rama watch our little show. And more importantly, they don't
want to scare off any any advertiser. And everyone that
works in media knows the first people to run out
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my colleague Rob Parker. I love Rob. I haven't talked
to Robin a while, but we worked different shifts. But
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Rob posted on social media it was flying back from
the All Star Game this week, and he went to
a grocery store in Atlanta and bought you know how,
the discount food in the back of the grocery store.
For his trip back from Atlanta. He bought a discounted
chicken salad sandwich.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Oh I saw that.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Holy crap. Now there are some things I will buy
at the discount thing. I think that's a good deal.
A chicken salad sandwich. I would I would not, I
would not buy. You're just asking to spend hours and
hours and hours with Montazuma's revenge, right you are you're saying,
can I please get some some Tennessee trots in here?
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Is what you're saying, right, I mean, what are you doing? Rob? Seriously?
Rob is so cheap. He makes me look like I'm
a big spender. He does like side by side, I
am money bags, mallar next year. It's true, I'm serious,
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Like if you are eating head, He spent two dollars
and seventy cents for a chicken salad croissant, Like, there's
no chance that's good right now.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
He did have a point, though. The sand which is
at the airport are like fifteen seventeen dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
For that is true sandwich. Well, you don't buy food
at the airport. I agree with that. Yeah, just fashion, Yeah, no,
just me.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
And honestly, I think it's disgusting when someone on the
plane opens food next to me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I don't. Yeah, I got food. I agree. I never
do that now my wife does that, which annoys me.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
If we're all eating, that's one thing. Like when it's
meal time on the plane, that's one no.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
No, I don't. I don't like eating on planes. I
don't want to have to use the bathroom on a plane.
I'm tall guy. I'm a big guy. I don't fit
in the bathroom. You know, it's awkward. I don't like that.
And so like I hate it. And it's like, can't
you just go to an airport and not buy food?
Like any here we'll have like a stopover in Salt Lake.
She'll be buying some of you because they all the
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airports now they got you hooked. They know, well, maybe
you're only here in Salt Lake for two hours, but
we've got some local restaurants here, you know, authentic Salt
Lake food, or in Dallas or wherever. It's like, come on,
you know, if you really want to experience the local restaurant.
Don't you have to go out of the airport to
get the real taste of the food, you know what
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I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you know it's like anyway, all right,
let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
blind Scott, who has been online the entire night waiting
for his turn. Hello blind Scott.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah, you won't.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Believe what happened.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Man.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
There was a shooting and I almost had to hang
up and call the police. I drank four coffees tonight.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
One thing, I'm the most prolific blind mobility cane user
in the world, the best guy dot user, one of
the best callers to radio. I've been calling political radio lately.
I love Rob Parker Man. He's a fool, though. If
he thinks he's going to be able to write everything
off on his Texas way, he does. I was talking
to him earlier today and I said, dude, you must
not be married. I asked him if he was singled.
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You know, you know, I'm just curious. Rob the vicstar though,
so Actually, during the talent show, I got some future
journal with some students I'm bringing on the interview I
might need six minutes. Ty, I've wanted them to record
six minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Six it's six minutes. No, there's no way you're getting
six minutes.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Well it's too many people.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Two How about three minutes? Two people ninety seconds east,
that's three minutes. But if you suck, we're gonna gong
you off the show.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Well, here's here's the thing. Michael leper Khahn has all
these stations in the United States, you know what I mean, Like,
I can't believe this guy. He's in his sixties, he
has all these kids, he has two families, you know
what I mean. He's calling in the show. He's giving
cheesecake gift cards. You know what I'm saying. He's blowing
up the show. That guy from Vennett's. I think that's crack.
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You know what I'm saying. You can hear it's heavy,
heavy mung. You know what I'm saying. And I still
on the air because you played the gong. So if
I'm just talking to myself.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, you're you're actually we hung up on you about
three minutes ago. We actually you're not on the air.
This is all the air. It's a hot.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Dude, it's so hot. Tonighty when I came in earlier
from being out all night. They said I can hang
out boat at Bogus whenever I want.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Like they said, they would be okay, Scott if it
would it be rude if we called Bill from Venice
now crackhead Bill? Would that be would he be upset
with us if we called him crackhead baw Nah?
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I would call him crackhead Bill because he did such
a back call that was awful.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Man.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
He shouldn't be allowed back on here. And you know,
I love that guy from Houston. He did a wicked
bat joke, like that's a that's a joke that's worse
than what Bill did. The one he did that you
had to explain what the joke was. I can't even
repeat it. It was so bad. I liked it. How he
was gambling like hundreds of thousands of dollars, Dude, this
is a crazy story. So me and my neighbor were
gambling like hundreds of thousands of dollars in the stock
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market and he accused me. This was like, I finally
can talk about this because he hasn't bothered me about it.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
But he's like, you lost eighty.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Thousand dollars of my money. I have to go to
an advisor now, you know. So it was back like
in February, and I was like, dude, I was trying
to tell you, like what to do. You were just
like you know how it gets emotional when you start.
You start like not listening to anybody, and everything goes
downhill so fast.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
That.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well, you you cost me money in the stock market.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Yeah, yeah, no, I know you did.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
You told me to invest in the one you told
me to invest in the one weed stock that didn't
make any money, So thank you.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
I want to get back in the stock market now.
Remember I was going to get that book deal for us.
You're gonna get fifteen, I'm gonna get five. It's going
to be the overnight radio. So we have a pretty
good story, I do. I call the other shows sometimes,
like the other overnight shows face, they're awful. The producers
listen to the show. They know when I'm calling in,
like they say, oh, well and Scott, so you know
they're listening to our show, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Of course I understand. All right, well, very good. I'm
gonna put you go away. I'll put you on hold whatever,
let's go do Who do we have here?
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Rick in Maryland? Look at that? Rick and Maryland Morning
Time from Rick and Maryland.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Hello, Rick, morning time. I'm going on being.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Now, Rick, I did not watch the sb's last night.
There was a great joke in there, Rick, I don't
know if you watched it or not. I saw the
clip and we talked about it earlier in the show.
The comedian, mister Gillis, who's very funny, very funny comedian,
liked the guy. I don't like a lot of comedians.
I thought I was friggured. Did you see what he did?
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Rick and Maryland? Did you see what he did?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
No? No, tell me what happened?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah? Yeah, so he what he did is he at
the SBS he introduced four time w NBA All Star
Britney Hicks. I got it, man, Hold is it now? Now?
Do you know who Brittany Hicks is?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Rick?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You're a w NBA fan, right? Are you familiar with
Britney Hicks?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Key area?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Do you know what? Do you know what team Britney
Hicks plays for?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Yeah? The Storm.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, well you're making my point. Let's go to the
audio tape right there. Play the audio four time.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
W n all star Britney Hicks is here. Give it
up for Brittany, everybody, I'm joking around.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
That's my friend's wife.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I knew none of you knew w NBA players.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Thank you, Rick, you took debit my man. I appreciate that, Rick,
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Look real quick. Check this out. So you're saying the
Commanders are bringing von Miller here.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes, von Miller. He announced it himself on social media.
I think von Miller. You you might be younger than
von Miller at this point, Rick.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Man, I didn't even know. Man. Come on, I try
not to listen to these dag on pre season heights
and everything, so I won't get disappointed. But I had
to hear it on your show. Y'all usually don't talk
about any Washington teams. But anyway, why would.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I Why would I talk about Washington teams? I don't.
I'm doing broadcasting that they all suck like other than
the Commanders, they had a good run. But other than that,
the Wizards are unwatchable. The Nationals they have no more natitude. Right,
we don't hot, we don't really talk hockey, so what
are we gonna talk about?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Yeah? Yeah, heah, yeah yeah. But they man will bring
Dexter Manley back, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Mean, yeah, I'm all. I'm all for Dexter Manley, bring
him back. He was a he was a great defensive player.
Couldn't read, but he was a really good defensive player.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Absolutely well you can read that offense though. But anyway,
chuck this off. One more thing before I go. Yeah,
ink of terror INCA Terror's gonna be one of the judges.
I was thinking about coming back, but he gave me
a one last year. Man. I mean I thought you
get a one, just want to participate.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Well that was last year. You know he is having
a bad night or whatever. I want you to be
in this thing, Rick and Maryland. You're you're a show legend.
We want you to be part of the show. As
long as you don't just call up and say morning time.
You gotta do something more than that. You got to
give us more than just morning time. Will you do
it in Spanish?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
You can in Spanish?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Uh uh?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Come on, st stay wow, just the last thing, last thing.
See Rayna putting me on the spot. You know, I
hate losing, man. I mean, I was doing a sign
sign language class. I was doing well, but I was
doing well. I'm doing well.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Man.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
It was like, you know, I'm doing well, and all
of a sudden I got the letter center. I failed.
So I went to the director. I'm like, how I fell,
you know, and sign them.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah, was too loud.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
I was too loud because.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
To be all all right, Well, well listen, I'll put
you on hold. Talk to Coop. We'll get your talk.
Mike the Leprechaun is in Boston, the immortal enemy of
Blind Scott. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
No, I'm not going to talk to Bland Scott. You
should get to Gon, although he does deserve six minutes
because he has multiple personalities. And then I remind you
you gave me a minus ten last year. I was
on for six minutes when I was warming up. If
you remember, yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You remember everyone remembers their scores from last year's malipulus.
That's how important this is. I don't even know what
I had for lunch the other day, and you guys
all remember your scores on the Malletpalooza.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
So at the airport, I went to Legal Seafoods and
I bought you to charter. So that's that's high quality
even though.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh that was from the that was from the airport
on your Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right, thank good you forgot to mention an important
friends from Massachusetts. Mats Hole Mickey.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh that's right on the other side, mass Whole Mickey,
the gray who I met h the meet and greet
we did last year.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah what Lorena, Lorena, I've got to quarter today. She
has many layers, that's the quart herself. And she's a
hot dog queen and the sausage queen. And I heard
a rumor, Ben that you live in one of those
samsy houses in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah. Well, not all rumors are true.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Well I know so anyway, the big dumpter, the big jumper.
If I was behind that, you know, the poop fuck,
I would buy a lot of cats. You buy some
Irish spring.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
And yes, you love Irish spring. And we learned about
when you visited us. These guys weren't there, but I
was there. We learned Michael Lepreton loves Irish spring, and
he loves suntan lotion. He enjoys a lot of sun
tanned lotion.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
And miracle two happens. Miracles two happened. A redhead is
called center a redhead one dy Wimbledon and finally Lorena
even a bigger miracle. Lorena has responded to sell up
my posts.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
An X and all right, oh yeah, you guys have
made up. It's amazing Lorena. All you have to do
is bribe Lorena with the gift cards and then all right,
I got to move on real quick. Kelly in the
Moine is there? Hello, Kelly in the moin, Welcome Kelly him,
Hello the former donut Kelly. How can we help you? Kelly?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Nothing, I'm just saying I'm getting excited for the talent show.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right? And you are you doing something with your
husband or I guess you guys aren't married, right, you're
not married yet.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
We're just engaged right now.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You're just engaged. I got you. All right, Well you
guys do a due?
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Are you doing a duet? Are you going to get
cheat involved in this?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
No, we're not doing a duet.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
It's it's just going to be me unfortunately.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
All right, Well, when you will be singing or you'll
be doing something else?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
No, I'm singing, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
All right, well very good. Excited about that? All right?
Well we look forward that well, we'll see on the
Sunday night.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Okay, yeah, no, I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
All right, all right, we'll leave it there then, thank you,
all right, the great Kelly. Look at that. She checked
in there as well, Kelly from des Moines, and she'll
be one of the acts. And the Mallard palooza on
Sunday night. Well, not safe and saying that would be
a charge. Your running back former Steeler Najee Harris, remember
when he the story came out he was injured with
fireworks and immediately the agent and the team was like, Ah,
(34:09):
it's not that big a deal. He'll be ready to go. Well,
it does not look like that the case. The Chargers
are now saying Harris is likely to start the season
on the non football injury list. And Harris expected to
I guess he was expected to arrive yesterday. He has
(34:30):
been receiving treatment at the Hospital at Stanford in Northern
California as he fed up his eyeball. So can you
play running back if you only have one eye? It'd
be like the cyclops running back or something like that.
But I don't know. I hope he's all right, but
you don't kids don't play with fireworks. We kind of
(34:51):
all knew that, but he did and he ended upffing
up his eye. He was in the wrong place at
the wrong time. We're gonna have fact or fiction fact
or fiction. If you'd like to be one of our judges.
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Speaker 5 (36:04):
Please transmit a media.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Is it fact for fiction?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Let's face some raw facts on the Ben Mall Show.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Let's do it right now here we go. Let's welcome
in our celebrity panel, the power couple on this show,
the celebrity couple who cares about Travis Kelcey and that singer.
For us, it's Leslie and Jack the judge, and we
say hello to Lesson. Good morning Leslie, Good morning Ben.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Unfortunately you only get half of the power Couple.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, that's that's all right. You are you're the you're
the famous one. You're Jack's famous as well. You are
you're the Taylor Swift of the couple. So that's that's right. Yes,
that's right, all right, everything good with you too. You
are you? You're back in Florida from New York. Yes,
now we're in New York.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
And our air condiction name just the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Bullet Oh no, oh, no toy today. All right. You
never appreciate the air conditioning repair person until it's the
summer and it breaks. Yeah, all right, Well you're from Florida.
You living Florida, now you're used to the heat. Alright,
Hold good luck Leslie. With that, hold on, we have
America's favorite drag queen Fulexus. Hello, Flexus in Buffalo, and
(37:24):
I think I'm in.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Love with Mike E Forgot and I might enter the
tail show. The five pap things why you hate Brian Scott, Well.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That would be a great that's a list. I don't know.
We don't really do list, but you can make it.
Flexus is big board. All right, hold on a sec.
We have our friend Tammy and Montana. Good morning, Tammy, Welcome,
Hey Dan Gosh.
Speaker 9 (37:49):
I can't believe anybody could limit only five things that
are wrong with blind Scott when I can think of
it at least a thousand.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Well, listen, blind Scott's got issues. I think he's got
more than five personalities. So right there, you could do
one for each personality, you'd get more than five, Tammy.
Hold on? Is that we have Milkman Mike in Colorado. Hello,
Milkman day.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
Good mile high morning.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Everybody, Happy Thursday.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
And will you be you are in the Talent show?
Are you doing an impersonation in the Talent Show? Do
you want to reveal your actor?
Speaker 6 (38:21):
No, h we will be impersonating a few personality.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
That I will not divulge at this time those particular people.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, very exciting as milkman. Mike there in Colorado, he's
in the malat Palooza. Shane in des Moine, Hello, Shane, Welcome.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Hi Ben.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
You know Kelly won't let me enter the talent show.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
She runs a tight ship over here.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
She's in charge. You got to listen to the boss. Yeah,
listen to the boss. All right, I hear Kelly in
the back. All right. Hold on everyone, hold on three stories.
You know the rules, three stories. Figure out which of
the three is not true? They all say, ridiculous, figure
out which are the three is not true? So a
lot of conjecture value male athletes where they compete with
(39:07):
female athletes. What happens with all these issues? Well, ABC,
in partnership with Hulu, announced this week All Star Family
Feud will pit former All Star NBA players against former
All Star WNBA players. That's just what we need, unless
it's not Story number two. Happy Gilmore Too is coming
soon to Netflix and Callaway Golf is setting is pretty
(39:32):
excited about it. Rather, the coming announce they will be
selling limited edition hockey stick, putters and golf balls inspired
by the movie. You can get the golf balls for
fifty nine nine nine per dozen, of course, and a
hockey stick putter for the low price of five hundred dollars,
which is actually not that bad. I went to a
(39:52):
golf store a few months back, and I could not
believe how expensive the freaking clubs were. It's inflation moment,
all right. Story number three, The King Grooming the King
Lebron James as a show called The Shop takes place
in a barbershop, fake barbershop. Lebron has been doing the
show so long that he has apparently become an expert
in grooming. Lebron now has his own line of men's
(40:15):
grooming products called The Shop. I wonder how they came
up with that. Products include shaving cream, beard cream, and
facial lotion. All right, those all these stories one, two,
and three, Leslie, which of the three is not true?
You are my first judge here the power couple. I
gotta go with number three, Lebron, I got you all right? Well,
(40:37):
thank you, have a great weekend. I hope the air
conditioning gets fixed there on Long Island. Hold on, tam No,
We're going to Felexus first, Felexus one, two or three? Felexus.
Speaker 8 (40:47):
I gotta go with Leslie number three.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
All right, cheating off Leslie's paper? Bad job, are you?
Tammy and Montana?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
I gotta go with number one for the number one,
Queen of FSR for alexis all right.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Very good, Hold on a sec, Tammy and Milkman, Mike one,
two or three? Milkman.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Oh, it's got to be the number of functioning brain
cells in blind Scott's brain.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
It's number one, all right, Shane and the boy quickly, Shane, No,
it's number one. The number one was the fake story
this week, so the family feud one that was the
fake one. Amazing,