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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Omaha, omaha, omaha. We call an audible. It's our number
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review that helps out the podcast. So here an hour
number four. Which way are you leaning on the great
lottery debate for the NFL? Do they need a lottery?
Do they not need a lottery? Also, former Ram defensive
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star Aaron Donald says he has no passion to play
in the NFL. Again, does this officially close the door?
And is this body transformation a game changer for Cardinals
wide receiver Marvin Harrison Junior or just offseason hype. We'll
go there as well. Right now, have a great day here,
it is our number four. Oh you got footballs, he
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Our lead this hour is from a developing story, and
we talked earlier in the overnight about the NFL Great Debate.
There's some league meetings taking place in Minneapolis this week
and the Philadelphia Eagles are going to spend the day campaigning,
lobbying to get enough votes to save the Tushy Pushy.
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Another talking point in NFL offseason circles involves something that
is a staple of every other sport but not the NFL.
They're the last of the Mohiggans, the last one, last holdout,
and it's a it's a crossover because the NBA, while ago,
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not that long ago, they had their draft lottery and
the Dallas mav Rex got the number one overall pick,
number number one overall pick, and they had a one
point eight percent chance of getting that number one pick. Amazingly,
it seems to always happened every few years, and so
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there have been murmurs about the NFL getting a lottery.
There have been some blowhards and know it alls and
gas bags and the media that have opined the NFL
they need a lottery, they need a lotteryal So, if
you haven't heard the latest on this, possibly not well.
The NFL is pushing back. The argument for the lottery
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is it would reduce the incentive to go tanky, mctank
and because you would not be guaranteed, you would not
be guaranteed if if you're the worst team getting the
top pick in the draft, and so there's no point
in tanking and all that stuff. Now, the NFL loves
to stand up straight like a rooster with their chest
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out and brag about how it, Oh no, we don't.
They played on winning the game. There's no tank, even
though we know the Cleveland Browns tank. There's a couple
other teams that it's almost guaranteed that they tank. Anyway,
behind the scenes, get to the point, please, So behind
the scenes, the NFL owners are said to be in lockstep.
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They do not want a lottery. They don't not gonna happen.
Not enough interest in the lottery. Not everyone is on
that page, but the vast majority teams don't want the lottery.
So let us discuss for now anyway, right for now, eventually,
given enough time, now this is going to happen. So
question which way are you leaning on the lottery debate?
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If you will the draft lottery in the NFL. So
my position on this, I've got European Goodyear, blimp and lawnmower,
and we will combine all of these things together, and
we're gonna make in honor of our buddy in Maine,
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We're gonna make the Baba Gush. We're gonna make the
Baba Ganouche for j Bone in Maine, a sort of
kick off the festivities here. I loathe the lottery. I
cannot stand the lottery. The reason I can't stand the
lot As a child, I grew up a fan of
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the Clippers. They were always in the lottery. I hate
the lottery. I can't stand it. I wish these teams
would get rid of the leagues, would get rid of
the lottery. I don't like them, so I just don't.
I don't even like the draft. I'm annoyed by the draft.
We talk about it because I have a show to
do it, so I'll talk about the draft. I'm not
a fan of the draft. I'm annoyed by the whole thing.
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So over the years I have evolved my position because
originally I was like everyone else. I was drinking the
kool aid, and I was like, oh, this is great.
You know, lotteries are wonderful and way to go. And
then I realized at some point the age of reason
and the age of reason, I realized, fools gold, fools
gold is what I realized here. And lotteries thrive because
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of the allure. Right, the possibilities are endless. Oh the
lottery Mathematically, real lotteries are a suckers game, Right, the
real lottery is a suckers game. It's designed for the
house to win. And in many ways sports lotteries are
the same way. There's all kinds of manipulation. Welcome to Suckersville.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Man.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If you don't think there's any kind of funny business
going on in basketball, they don't even really hide it,
right you hat Patrick Ewing back in the day million
years ago to the Knicks, Lebron James pretty much spelled
out that that was rigged for him to go to Cleveland.
Shaquille O'Neal. Just this week, Shaquille O'Neill said, hey, he
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talked to David Stern a couple months before, a month
before the draft lottery, and Stern asked him where he
wanted to go, warm weather, cold weather. He said warm
weather and ends up in Orlando. Now you have Cooper Flagg.
The flag is up.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That conspiracy is that the league did a solid because
the Mavericks gave away the franchise to the Lakers, and
so the NBA cleaned up that mess. And there's plenty
of other examples of that. So it's it's I get entertainment, right,
It's entertainment, sports, entertainment and all that stuff. That said,
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we live in a world in the multiverse where we
believe you should actually punish, not reward garbage. Right, We don't.
We don't think you. We have many garbage men that
listens to the show. We have, for example, Danny DeVito,
a fine garbage man there in Boston, listens to the
show on a regular basis. We believe in the European mindset,
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forget the lottery for a second. We're going European here,
all right, and I'm going capital r for relegation. That's
what I want. It'll never happen, nook, But that's one
of the things they get, right, Like relegation in European soccer,
it punishes the crap bag teams and rewards teams that
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are on the rise, right under. Underperforming teams drop to
a lower division. And I'm certainly, by no means a
soccer fan, but as I understand it, the team that's
the worst that doesn't get the job done, they are
demoted to a lower league. And the way it wherever
it is in the NFL owned, Oh, we'll never do that, right,
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will never do that. They would rather have the wibonic plague.
The people that own NFL teams that do this, well,
why would we risk our seven billion dollar franchise and
then all of a sudden it would be worth like
one billion. And as it has been explained to me,
the relegation, the aristocrats that own the NFL teams, they
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just don't want to be held accountable. They have a
rigged system, so why would they mess It's like government.
You know, a lot of the US government's rigged and
they don't want to change it because it's rigged in
their favor. So why were they? Why were they change it?
And don't go political, mom man are anyway? So how
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would it work if just just play along with me? Okay,
you entertain me. So the way I have it all
mapped up, you've got to make a partnership with the
Canadian Football League and you'd add some US franchises to
the Canadian FOOTBA League. They tried that years ago. They
put some US teams in the Canadian Football League. So
in order for this to work, you expand the Canadian
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Football League, you add some US cities like they had before,
and at the end of the season, the worst performing
team in the NFL. For example, if we did this
last year, the Tennessee Titans would be relegated to the
Canadian Football League and they're out. Meanwhile, the top team,
and again going on last year, the top CFL team
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would suddenly be in the NFL. Welcome the Toronto Argonauts
to the National Football League and there you go. They
just edged out my Winnipeg Blue Bombers in a CFL
Great Cup game. So Toronto would be in the NFL.
Now you could even do it over three year perierce
every three years we're gonna have relegation. But it would
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be great. It would imagine the effort that would be there.
If it's a game to decide who goes to the
Canadian Football He which franchise and which franchise stays in
the NFL. Oh my god, that would be better than
a super Bowl. Okay, that would be more interesting than
a super Bowl. Now, furthermore, we go to the whispers,
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the whisper room. If you will, a former Ram, you
can ram it all day, ram it all night. Defensive
star Aaron Donald recently did an interview and he said
that he has no passion to play football again. There
has been a buzz that Donald at some point will
end his hiatus and come back. A lot of those
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thinking he wants to play for the hometown team, the
Pittsburgh Steelers there and that's where he would like to play,
or go back to the Rams. Well, Aaron Donald says
he has no passion to play in the NFL again.
So does that officially close the door? Is it all over?
So no, the answer is no. Here's why because of
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the circle and explain it. Because of the circle, Aaron
Donald will not have the door closed and dead bolted
on his NFL possible turn until he ages out. Does
that make sense?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That makes sense? Either that or Aaron Donald turns into
the Goodyear Blimp he becomes an absolute heifer, then the
NFL will not call. But until then, teams are gonna
circle back. Now circle back, and he's on the short list.
He's on the shortlist. Donald is thirty three years old.
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She's passed his athletic prime. But based on the comps,
Based on the comps here, he can say for the
next at least three years, possibly five, but at least
in the next three years. If your star defensive tackle
gets hurt, who are you gonna call? Aaron Donald? That's
who you're gonna call. And that's it. And again, if
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he's not the good Year maybe he's Porky the Pig.
And then that's all folks, if he comes Porky the Pig,
all right? Now, final point here. Viral video, viral video
to the Valley of the Sun. Not sure if you
heard about this, maybe he saw it now full of
this culture. I did not see this originally. That's why
I have the email people send me random things they
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want me to talk about. Sometimes I do, Oftentimes I don't.
Oftentimes I never write back. But sometimes I do, and
sometimes I see them and I don't write back. Because
this is one of the stories that was said wide
receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. Who was the cyborg of the
twenty twenty four draft and had like one good game,
as I remember one or two good games. So Marvin
Harrison Jr. Of the Arizona Cardinals, that's a football team,
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not a good one. He went viral on social media.
Why did he go viral on social media? Well, he
went viral because of noticeable change to his physical appearance,
a body transformation, if you will, becoming the incredible Hulk uh.
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Very very muscular, uh, very body by Adonis uh and
much stronger than his college days at the Ohio State University.
So the question, I've seen the clips. Even are some
of our blindlesseners blind Emmett and ink Terror they've seen this.
So the question is is this body transformation, all the
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muscles game changer for Cardinals wide receiver Martin Harrison Junior,
according to the Internet amazing or is this just your
typical off season hype. So I'm gonna cast my vote here,
and I'm in the I'm in the booth. I'm voting
here the voting booth, and I have capital age hype.
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I have this as hype, and it's always hype until validated.
This is a traditional off season story player X is
in the greatest shape of his life, and I'm not
gonna sit here and tell you he doesn't look like
he's in amazing physical condition. But it has to be validated.
It has to be validated, and you're not supposed to.
I learned this as a kid. Don't judge a book
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by its cover, right, don't judge a book by its cover,
And do not judge an athlete based on their physique.
The proof is in the on field product, which we're
not gonna know about. So you asked me today. My
position is, my vote is that this is just your
standard offseason hype thing. There have been wide receivers. One
of them played for the Cardinals, David Boston, who was
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like a big steroid guy and had a great physique
and really all that great. I mean, had a couple
of decent moments, but wasn't overall as good as people
thought he was going to be. In the proof is
what if you have endurance and you block and you produce,
you have durability and all those things. But we have
seen plenty of guys. It's like the line that the
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outside is a sports car. You're like, man, that's an
amazing car. And then you open up the hood of
the car and you look at the engine. It's got
a lawnmower engine. But it's got the body of a Porsche.
But the enginees that of a lawnmower. What the hell?
You know, what do you do it? Muscles for show,
not for go if you know what I'm saying there,
and we'll see, and you don't get extra credit for
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being in great shape. That's your job. You sell your body.
As a professional athlete, you're selling your body. That's what
you're doing. That's your product. Your body is your product.
You're supposed to be in the greatest shape of your life.
And hey, and yeah, he looks like he could win
some kind of Mister Universe contest or something like that.
And we'll see how that translates to the on field success.
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Uh Bronco fan, Remember your comments can and we'll be
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rumor in the hallways Loraina left the building moments ago?
Is that correct, Lorraina? Why would you leave the building? Loraina? Well,
you know it's nicer outside than it is inside. Ben,
you don't like the inside here. You don't like hanging
out with the cock roaches and all that. No, okay, never.
Never was the security guard, Actually there was he? No, never.
(18:08):
He might have been doing a lot around the building though, Yeah,
gets his steps in, wanders around. Does that I like
when they do that. I feel more protected when they're
wandering around the building. Do you ever worry that there's
coyotes out there that are going to eat you? No, okay,
there's other things I'm worried about that might attack me,
but not coyotes. No, there's the the guy's doing heroin
(18:28):
down the street might that's a problem. Yeah, they'd love
to share with you, Ben, Although they did add lights
the last last couple of years, they've added lights, which
is nice. There's a little when you leave the building
there's like a fire escape staircase. That was I can't
tell how many times I left this building where somebody
was doing some kind of contraband like in the Yeah,
(18:50):
because they thought they were kind of hidden, you know, Yeah,
you're not hidden in there. Now there's like a bright light.
So there is that, which is very exciting. What do
we have here? Let's see you can't that. Ferg Dog says,
you might need to have someone else screen. The calls
for the game shows Coop's blatant cheating is getting out
of control. Yeah, I would like to apologize because Coop
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thinks this is funny and it's it's a it's a
weekly thing, and he does it so often, Like I
know when it's happening, I'm aware as anytime you lose,
you're smiling. You're smiling right now, you're laughing, so stupid.
It's no, here's what we're going to do. Discreet, all right,
So you kind of get some of them right, and
then in the second round, of the game.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You'll loarda, did I have that conversation with anybody on?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, Lorena, is your little accomplished What are you talking about?
Your shut out earlier? I'm not on his side. I
almost threw something out his head. The witness is biased.
Uh the prosecution rest Ferg Dog, you're the judge, and
Ferg Dog says we need someone else. Well, all right,
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then let's go to Let's say hello to Chris. Chris
is in the Commonwealth. He's cashing a golden ticket playing
for the front of the line.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Hello Chris, Well, thank you for the bingo?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Right, I think.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
NBA injury bingo. You put the whammie on Jason Tatum.
All you Celtic fans upset this guy right here, Chris
picked Jason Tatum and injury bingo. Snap crackle, pope.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
They hate me in Boston, now.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, they also they also hate you in Milwaukee because
you picked Damian. Look, what are the chances you would
pick two guys that pop their achilles in the playoffs?
Speaker 8 (20:38):
My god, I am the.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh you're the grim Reaper dude. Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Well, I just want to say thank you for letting
me talk for a minute to rant. Thank you. I'm
gonna ran. I'm tired of driving in every day to work. Yeah,
but I listened to you guys, and you make it great.
You do every morning since Rudy go beer. All right,
I'm going back in time, since the COVID. That's the
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first time I started listening to Ben Mallor. It was
awesome because it was no one on the road. Nobody
on the road. I had still going to the hospital
in Boston and I driving everything, but Rody, Rudy Gober
brought me to Ben Maller.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So yeah, we'll always remember Rudy rubbing every microphone and
every every tape recorder in Coop.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
And Coop told me I listened to him, and he's like,
I don't like to listen to people. I don't want
to talk to people when people calling. He's like, I
don't care about you.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
And I was like, all right, I don't know that
I said it exactly like that. That's some good customer service
right there. And I don't know if I've ever heard
those words, right, that's in the FSR handbook how to
Treat the Listener.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I didn't say it quite like that. He's making it
sound worse. I said that people try to like tell
me about that. I'm just trying to screen the phone call.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I don't you want to know about everyone's got a story, Coop.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
You don't want to know about the story, No, because
then they what they really want is to tell you
on the air, and then they tell me their whole story,
and then by the time they get on the air,
they forget what they were.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
What they says, I was telling your screener. Oh yeah,
I love that. I'm telling the person the conversation no
one knows about. No, yeah, all right is that it?
Are we done?
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:37):
You've done now that you threw me under the bus, Chris.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
He was just talking over you guys, so I turned
to Yeah, Rainda did your dirty. He has bad microphone manners,
so I can turn him up now if you're ready.
He's talking and we're talking, and yes, all right.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I love I love Coop, I do. I love Friday
Friday Morning, Coop Scoop on Entertainment. I honestly, Coop, I
was only just teething.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't suck up the cool. Come the first thing
you say is what you really mean?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Come on, Lorender, Welcome to the show. You've been a
flat breath of fresh year, and thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All all right, well, thank you Chris. Congratulations on how
appropriate a guy that, a guy that works at a
guy that works at a hospital took out half the
NBA and in Bingo, so amazing. All right, thank you,
Thank you, Christy, have a great day. There's Chris and
the Commonwealth hollering. James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota to hello, hollering.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
James Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Edwards.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Right now, James, and you can you put your little
can you put your entire mouth on the phone, James,
actually put the phone in your mind. I would like
you to swallow the phone. Swallow the damn phone.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Okay, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh now you're talking in your normal voice? Okay?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
How about how about the James your Minnesota Timberwolves. They're
in the tabloids a lot. You got Anthony Edwards. There
was that condom story where his girlfriend. There's a court case.
You have Rudy Gobert who was all over TMZ. He
kicked out his like pregnant, uh you know, a girlfriend
or whatever with a kid.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You couldn't understand? All right, thank you, I'm gonna go
it's not you, it's it's but it's not you. It's you.
It's not you, it's you. Thank you? Oh my god,
something about all over again. I don't I don't want it.
I don't, I don't care. Kick Drinking Steve is in Missouri. Hello,
kick Drinking.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Steve's favorite coller. I don't think we've ever said to
words together.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So I had a rumor about you. Somebody told me
they rad it on you. Somebody rated you said you
called the show on the weekend. You were totally sober,
and you said you're a lawyer. Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I get around, man, I can get around in Chinatown that.
I am so excited about Caitlin Clark. She gives me
such feelings. In time I heard she might play for
the She plays for both teams. She's everything to everybody.
When she pushed that Angel Reese down to the ground
(25:36):
and made her eat it on the first day, when
she smacked her right in the face of the first
day of school. She's not a rookie anymore. She's going
to dominate the man. I know you love. The one
thing you love is this breaking down w hot w
NBA girl on Girl Action. Ben Mallor is all about
(25:57):
the w NBA super stars. I cannot tell you how
great that was for the game. That was, that was
the they are going to revolutionized the w n B.
A when when Angel revees sold it perfectly, she's she's
magnificent and Caitlin should just keep on keep on pushing
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these girls and beating them up.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay, so I have a I have a quite Are
you a big w NBA fan?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I cannot get enough of hot girl on girl?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, I know you've already said that. I think there's
something else there, but who is the Okay, all right,
thank you, I'm gonna go appreciate that. All right, looney
Tunes are out. Let's go to Mike in New Hampshire.
What's going on? Mike? Welcome there. It is there's the
(26:51):
truck horn. That's what I need.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
I just wanted to say I loved the show too.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Well. Thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Right now, you are taught not coopy with a man.
And and then then, my friend, you are the godfather.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You that Lorena show some respect? Would you call him Jesus? No,
I'm not Jesus Godfather. We're on the Bible, butlerna god.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
But I do know someone who needs Jesus though, what
would Ben malan?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
God?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh, blind Jesus? Yeah, are you still you're still holding
that grudge? You're holding onto that grudge with Blind Scott.
Blind Scott needs a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Yeah, he's a shrink too.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Wow, Okay, Blind, any thoughts Blind Scott? Here this guy
does not appreciate your work, Blind Scott.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
This guy Mike from New Hampshire, delivers plumber pipes man.
And I'm out here getting stuff done right now, walking
around the streets of Boston, going to work right now.
I'm just a prog. Blind is on the streets of Boston.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, he says, he's going to work, Mike. What's that?
What's that?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
The perfect pipe for you?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay, well, there you go, Scott. He's got a pipe, apparently,
he is.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Hey, when you hear my cane, benam using something my
cane right now? You hear it?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I hear that. There's something.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm going to cross the street in the second. It's
pretty dangerous. You want to send on the phone with me.
Just I'm going to cut the intersection. To my point,
I'm going to run.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, no, I don't I think we're good.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do that right now? No, don't, No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't need No, I don't do that, dummy, don't know. No, don't,
don't do it? Yeah, all right, ass the street right, No, no.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Hey, I'm on the bike lane now, so now you
run up the bike plane because you know. But now
I'm on the corner by.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
The How do you know? How do you know where
you are?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You don't because I'm going to start market on Cosway,
So like I got to get to the corner of
North Washington.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right, he's uh, Mike, he's doing play by play
as he's walking around the streets. Are you impressed by that, Mike?
Speaker 8 (28:56):
No, because he's on the corner, so I'm curious to
know what he's really.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Doing on corner.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh, h Scott, here, Mike says, you're doing something else
on the corner.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
No, no, I'm crossing the streets. But I'm gonna have
a massage business company that I run, certified massage.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Certified massages your messus.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Let me let me guess you've offered free massages to
fred Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
No? No, I sue Fredick. Radio friends. We're not real
friends of real life, but I would like to be
Fred's friend. I would like to right.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Nobody cares, Uh, Mike, any final thought here, Mike in
New Hampshire, any final thought?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah, he still needs Jesus.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Okay, I'm going to change my.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Name to all Seeing Mike.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You all seeing, all knowing, almighty, all powerful, Omni present Mike.
How about omnipresent Mike. That would work, Omni prep There
you go, All right, be saved out there, Mike, thanks sir,
ship that there you go. And uh, Mike the Leprechaon,
these guys all call this hour, Mike the leprecha On,
the legends are out. Hello, Mike the leprecham Well, I.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Want to congratulate Mike from New Hampshire. He has many
good points about Scott's the idiot.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
But that's fine, all right, Blind Scott Michael Leprecaun agreed
with Mike in New Hampshire. Omnipresent Mike, that you're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Oh no, no, I know how to cross the three.
I'm late for the traffics to go peril now, but
I'll get hit him on the child conference.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, yes, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Please, well, did you get the package? Go to the
mill room. But anyway, is.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
There any mail, Loreena, did you go to the mail room?
Is I don't go looking for Mike the Leprechaun's mail.
Why not he sent us gold chocolates.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
No, just I'm sending your blaying from Boston. And what
do you send?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, you sent candy. This guy send candy and he's
going to ask you to get in his van next Ben,
watch up, he's gonna sell me some back when I
when I was a kid and he sold speakers out
of the back of the van. That was not more enticing.
You can send speakers.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Go ahead, no, anyway, go to watch out for the
crockload to and watch out for a security guard. Just
go to the middle room.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Please.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
You can talk about it tomorrow. Anyway. Regarding blind spot
Scotts sorry Nott spot Gott.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
He giving him way too much airtime. What do you
have to say? Too much air time for him?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Me?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
No, but yes, you but him too? Bout blind Scott. Oh,
for God's sake, what what's your mouth? What is what
is going on?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I said, all right, anyway, can I talk?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Can you?
Speaker 8 (31:33):
Well?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
How could you said? Can I talk? And then you
shut up and you're quiet. Why would you be quiet?
You said, can I talk? I think you pause, so
then you pause and then there's dead air. So why
would you say can I talk and then have dead air?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
I'm being respectful. I learned how to cross the street
with the cross the street cross food in junior inference,
which is a four year old song in Oland. If
blank Scot can navigate half a mile down the street
to stop and shop, you know that's too that's a
blank gosh and forever he's selling on the corner.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, all right, did you make it safely? Blind Scott?
Have you made it safe?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I'm on causeways stre There was no parallel traffic, but
I didn't know if I could go or not because
the one side was the terriff. I just made a
break for it. Now, I'm saying, so think about what.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
What are you What are you going to buy at
the market? But what are you looking to buy again?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Energy drink?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Tom, Yeah, that's one thing you need is an energy drinking.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Blind people went viral today, Ben, you missed it. How
blind people wipe? It's all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Man, Okay, I do not care how blind people wipe.
I'm a little curious. Well, check it out. So Bill
Belichick has dominated the tabloids. Two tabloid stories for Belichick,
one of these, I love I love petty rich people.
I love petty Ridge people. So Jorde Don Hudson, that's
(32:57):
the young lady end of Belichick. She's trying to get
into the Nantucket social you know, the elitist on Nantucket,
like the socialites. They call them there, the kremt krem
And so she's trying to get in on that, and
she's being stonewalled Jordaan Hudson. No, because the other rich
(33:19):
people are loyal to Bill Belichick's ex girlfriend. Yes, so
you got a cat fight, you got Belichick's old woman.
And then she's apparently, according to the tabloids, he's like
deputizing the other rich people on Nantucket to block out
Jordaan Hudson. So there's socialite drama. Oh my gosh, I
thought that just happened in movies. I didn't know that
(33:40):
happened in real life. Right, it's going on right now.
She's being blacklist, Yes she is. She's got the cooties
according to the rich women, the old the middle ages
and old rich women on Nantucket. Jordan Hudson's got the
cooties and for all to talk about Bill Belichick, Fire
Bill Belichick. How many think pieces we're in? We're going
to a little bit.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Well.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
North Carolina has apparently sold almost all of their tickets
for their football games, so I know it's sell He's
got a New York Times bestseller and they're selling just
about all the tickets to watch the tar Hills play.
So even though they will not win a lot of
games at North Carolina, it is a success. We are
going to have Site the Bite, the great sports radio
(34:24):
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Speaker 8 (34:31):
Do it.
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Speaker 9 (35:24):
Air, It's time now to site site a bite where
we play random generic sound bites, you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
You try to tell us who's doing the talking, All.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Right, site the bite. Before we get to that, I
did want to mention the NBA game tonight Thunder and Wolves,
and okay, see a seven and a half point favorite
in that game, and the public and the sharps on Minnesota,
so both agree that Minnesota is the right side, not
a huge lean, but a lean to the Timberwolves tonight
(36:02):
plus the seven and a half. Let's go to site
the bite the great sports radio mystery, and let's go
to the audio tape. Just wasn't us someone from the
world of sports the last seven to ten days. Lady
wasn't us, just wasn't us. Will anyone get this right?
I'm gonna go call her five. You always pick caller five, Joaches,
(36:25):
I do not yet you do?
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I tell you that it's a lie. You're a lawyer
for terrible answer. Koubalou nobody in And I think someone's
gonna get this. Let's start out in Chicago and we
say hello to call her number one, Tree, my man
Tree in Chicago. Hello, Tree, what's the band?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
First of all, bland Scott is the most miserable man
in the world. We're going with Dylan brook.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Is that Dylan Brooks for the win? On caller one?
Your first tech was correct, though, but thank you? All right?
Who's miserable? Now let's go to call her too, and
that is aeny meanie money moe, aeny meany meany Let's
go to Coach Russell in Orlando. It is site to
bite the Great Sports Radio Mystery. Your caller number two.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hey, good morning, good morning. I want to give an
update real quick. We were at twenty point dog Friday night.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
We're at thirty one.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
Not ended up winning by twenty so.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Dominate that you know what that is. That's coaching them up,
is what that is. And I didn't even know they
had point spreads on high school football, had no idea
I do.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
There?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
You go?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
All right, good, Jill, Right.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yes, I'm gonna go with Jamal Murray.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Is that Jamal Murray for coach Russell who pulled off
a massive upset? No, but thank you. Good congratulations coach Russell.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
You're a mad scientist of x's and o's first clue? Cool?
What is our first clue?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Here?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
His parents met at Temple University, where his dad played
basketball and his mom played volleyball.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh, our sports couple, Play again, Play again, Play it again.
Just wasn't us, Just wasn't us. Where we had caller three?
And who we have is caller three? Let's go to
Jed who fled? Who is my caller three? Hello? Jed?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Twitter?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
What he said in nineteen ninety seven? Okay? Is it years?
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Great?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
If you miss it, listen to podcast Larna with one
of the great answers to the question nineteen ninety seven.
I no, I do know who won the World Series
in nineteen ninety seven, The Florida Marlins it's right, that's impressive,
but thank you. I might have been Josh Beckett. That
was three that Kevin Brown was on that Marlin. See,
(38:45):
Darren Dalton was a bit player. They had Gary Sheffield
the ninety seven Marlins. Let's go caller four and that
is hollering, James. Let's find out for the wind that
on per I didn't, Yes, you tell you I didn't, James.
What's the answer, James?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
There was the question again?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay, thank you? Count all right? Does not count. Let's
go to Chris in Boston. Chris in his sight the bite.
What's the answer, Chris.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
That's former Red Sox infielders Spike oing And I just
like I'd rather go on a tour.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Of the North End with blind Scott in a tour
of Brooklyn with Marcel.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Because that okay, all right? Please is that Red Sox
Spike Owen who killed the California Angels in the nineteen
eighty six American League Championship. No time for clute quickly
cope quickly was the next clue.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Clue was he was drafted thirty third overall in the
twenty eighteen draft.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
All I play again, just wasn't us? I call her five,
Uncle mo in Brooklyn, what's the answer, Uncle Moe.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
First of all, once sucks?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Is that Jalen Bronson?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, mister t Welcome to the walls of cheer. Loredo
Gomo he was the next dollar He's on. Gomo is
a show legend. Mo You're a legend. And one Soto's lazy.
You're a legend. Mo Ah, take that.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Loretta go by one.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
You can't cheat in that game.