Hour 4 - The Gag Heard Around the NFL

Ben Maller talks about the prank phone call to Shedeur Sanders made by the son of the Atlanta Falcons DC, what the end of the NFL Draft means for Aaron Rodgers, where Kirk Cousins stands now, Are You Smarter Than an FSR Tech Queen, Maller Militia Feud, and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
O Maha, O maha omaha. It is our dumbberfore happy Monday.
It's the twenty eighth day of April. And here on
this Monday, it is all about that action, boss, and
a lot of reaction to the prank phone call heard
round the football world. What is your perspective on the

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phony phone call fallout of Shader Sanders, the Atlanta Falcons
defensive coordinator's kid said to have made that phone call
or behind the phone call. Also, now that the NFL
Draft is over, what does this mean for Aaron Rogers?
The Steelers did not draft a quarterback early in the

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twenty twenty five draft. And where does Kirk Cousins stand
after the draft? He's unhappy in Atlanta. What is the
landscape looking like for Kirk Cousins. We'll talk about that
as well. Have a wonderful Monday, a good start to
your week. Here it is this twenty eighth day of April.
Here it is our number four, the gag heard round

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show me so our lead. This hour, we go back
one more time to the well the NFL and fallout
from the draft we ranted earlier. Try the podcast about
Shudur Sanders and his situation as the owner. Medaled, I'd
totally buy the conspiracy. It's hard to imagine that that
did not happen. The Browns the first team in the

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common Draft era to take two running backs and two
quarterbacks in the first five rounds. They did that and
we would assume at the behest of the owner. But
Shaudur Sanders, sliding into the fifth round of the draft
that continues to resonate in the football world, eventually was
picked by the Browns with pick number one forty four. Now,

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during that free falling falling, Shoulder was the foil for
a viral prank phone call. A guy called up pretending
to be the Saints GM Mickey Loomis called Shoulder Sanders
up on Friday to say they were gonna pick him.

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It was a cold blooded gag. But now we have
heard the rest of the story, and if you have
not heard, it is a humdinger, a humdinger of a story.
So if you didn't hear, the son of the Falcon
defensive coordinator, Jeff Ulbrich, who Jeff Olbrich, that's the name, Uh,

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The son of the Falcon defensive coordinator has admitted that
he was part of the call to should Sanders during
the NFL Draft and apologized in an Instagram post where
I believe he misspelled Shoulder Sanders name. All Right, it's
a hard name to spell. Now, Sanders continued, awaits, this

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is the story of the weekend Friday. Well, Thursday, Friday,
and then into Saturday, and was not drafted on day two.
Day two there on Friday did not make it. So
the video then popped up on Friday of the former
Colorado quarterback receiving the call from someone impersonating the executive

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of the Saints, Mickey Loomis. And now we know the
rest of the story. The caller was a friend of
Jack or Jack I guess is Jack. Jax told Sanders
we're going to take him with our next pick, man,
but you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer man,

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Sorry about that, all right? So a confused Sanders asked
the crowd of influencers and the people that are very
proud of themselves that gathered there to celebrate an event,
not to really celebrate, what does that mean? So the
son of All Brick, the defensive coordinator, then wrote in

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a social media post that what he did was quote
completely inexcusable, embarrassing, and shameful. He said, Sanders accepted his
call earlier, probably thought it was Mickey Loomis calling back.
All right, So the NFL looking into the situation. I
love the NFL is investigating. The Keystone cops are on
this specifically how Sanders private number was leaked. Let us

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discuss the question what is your perspective, your perspective on
the prank phone call fallout of Shedar Sanders and how
it involves a son of a defensive coordinator in the NFL.
So I've got emoji, cockpit, and blues and we will
combine all of these things together and we're gonna make

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the Gabba ghool. We're gonna make the Goabba goool is
what we're gonna make. Now. To lead off, I have
what I believe is now an unpopular opinion, an unpopular opinion.
I thought it was hilarious. It was cold, it was
cold blooded. I also thought it was hilarious. And a
lot of people are virtue signaling right now. This is

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the worst thing in the world. Oh my god, this
is so bad. Even the apology that was given and
was accepted and all that. I mean, you misspelled the players.
The whole thing's hilarious to me. I find it as
amusing as Jah Morant and his imaginary weapon collection during
NBA games and people getting all work up in just again,

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I think it's mostly virtue signaling. I don't think people
are that soft I'd like to think they're not that soft.
There's a lot of pearl clutching going on and all
that stuff. I've always had. Now full disclosure, I've always
loved radio, and some of the great radio bits in
my life in my childhood were phony phone calls. Remember
when I was a kid grown up and I listened
to Stern before he went woke, Howard Stern and the

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King of all media, And I laughed my ass off
at some of those phony phone calls. I love them.
I've always appreciated the phony phone call. Uh. There's an
art to it. There's an art to the phony phone
call and uh, and I've always liked it. It's it
is a form of audio art. And Uh. On this one,
I was waiting for the I'm not gonna sit here
and tell you the kid involved, he looks like a douche. Uh,

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the defensive coordinator's kid for the Falcons. Uh. It just
looks like a schmuck and spoiled brat and all that stuff.
But the art of the phony phone call wonderful. And
I was waiting for at the end, say Baba booey.
And he didn't get the Baba booe at the end.
That we didn't get that, U know, the clown emoji
with the Baba boo. He would have been the perfect
ending to that we didn't get that. You know, hey

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now and all that. Uh As for those that are
convinced this is a criminal act, you go state by
state on this and after a minutes long mallor investigation
is it criminal? So I looked the Texas Penal Code.
Who knew they're doing an overnight sports radio show? You
have to look at the Texas Penal Code, Title nine,

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section four to two point seven, which deals with harassment,
which this would be. According to the law, it is
illegal to make repeated phone calls with the intent to annoy, harass, alarm, abuse, torment,
or embarrass someone. So based on that, if what I

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got is accurate here as I understand it, then if
you make one phone call and you annoy, harass, alarm, abuse, torment,
and embarrass someone, one phone call does not rise to
the level of a violation. But if you called back
and did it again, that would be problematic. Now that said,
the fact that these knuckleheads recorded everything on video. On

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video that is next level whack a doodle. I understand
the world we live in today. I get it. But
the kid, who is the son of the defensive coordinator, like,
don't be mcdub dude. Your father's in the NFL. Chances
are someone's going to recognize you if the thing goes viral, which, oh,
by the way, you want it to go viral. The

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goal of posting it. It's like you're an exhibitionist and
you want people to see it. I get it, but
you could have just done the audio. And he wasn't
even the one that did it. The actual phone call
was made by one of his buddies. He was trying
to get cred right with his buddies. So he's I'll
give you that I got these numbers. And as far
as the NFL's investigation, that is hilarious. The end the

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Falcons who are not going to punish Oh Brick, the
defensive coordinator. The kid claims, I guess the story is
they saw the numbers. These are special numbers that Shadeur
Sanders just got this phone for the draft, and that
only if you're a coordinator or a coach you have
access to these numbers. And so this kid just started
jotting down numbers of people. He heard their names and

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so so that's how it wasn't just your earth Sanders.
He made some other phony phone calls too with his buddy.
All right, now, furthermore to mister Rogers' neighborhood, we go,
mister Rogers neighborhood. Time Now for our obligatory malor monologue, bligatory
mallor monologue post draft. Now that the draft is over.
Now the draft is over. What does this mean for

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Aaron Rogers. I'm glad you asked. So here's where Rogers says.
Now we know he visited Pittsburgh back in March. No
one's going to Pittsburgh unless they're planning on playing. He
had a good visit. They were all chummy, Mike Tomlin,
the front office Aaron Rodgers. Ultimately, though, he decided to
play the waiting game. Now that the draft is could

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put for twenty twenty five, it's all over. There's only
one option left, and that is Pittsburgh. In terms of
playing in twenty twenty five, Pittsburgh did not take a
quarterback through the first five rounds of the NFL Draft. Instead,
they did take one quarterback in the sixth round. That
would be Will Howard from the Ohio State University. So

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what does all that mean. It means that Mike Tomlin
has gotten on the cockpit PA system and advised the
Pittsburgh Steels flight attendants to prepare for landing. The Rogers
plane will be landing now. Outside of injury, it's either
you play in Pittsburgh or bust for Aaron Rodgers. There's

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no other options, any other options. Those doors have been
closed now. Lastly, speaking of quarterbacks, you've got Kirk Cousins
who would like out. We know that story. We've talked
about that several times over the last couple of months.
He's not happy in Atlanta. He's been demoted, loss of status,
loss of rank as he is now the Falcon backup quarterback.

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So where does Kirk Cousins stand? Where does he stand
post NFL draft? So this is like the Blues classic
legend from Chicago Muddy Waters, that is where he stands.
As Kirk Cousins is in muddy Waters right now. It's
rather gloom me. The Vikings, which were considered a fallback

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option as former team the Vikings traded for Sam can't
play Howell from Seattle, so that seemingly closes the door
on Minnesota. The Browns, which before the draft you would
have said, well, that makes a lot of sense for
the Browns. They drafted a two quarterback Gabriel and Sanders,
so they got two quarterbacks in the draft, and that

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would appear to close the door there. They already have
Joe Flacco in picket, so they've got a bunch of quarterbacks.
Cousins at this point, if he was a pitcher, he'd
be the long man in the bullpen. Long man in
the bullpen is what he would be. At this picture's point,
Kirk Cousins is available, and now he's gonna have to

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wait to he's gonna have to wait. Inevitably, one of
the starting quarterbacks is gonna get hurt, whether it's too
a tongue of baila, you know, lifting too much weight
and he pulls a muscle, or whether it's Matthew Stafford
having an issue with his little pinky finger, or you
go down the list. Sam Donald realizes, wait a minute,
I'm Sam Darnald and looks at the mirror and breaks

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the mirror and it falls in his face and he
gets hurt and all that. So at this moment, Kirk
Cousins is a contingency plan. Which means he's got to
go through the motions with the Falcons and then wait
and never. At least someone will get hurt and there'll
be an opportunity for a starting quarterback job in the NFL,
and Cousins will be available. He's got a no trade clause.

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So that's where we are. It is the Ban Maler Show.
You want to try about any of this. Also, the
NBA playoffs, We've talked a lot about that. In the
course of the overnight. The Celtics win in Orlando, so
Boston now one win away from taking care of business.
They're up three games to one in that series. The
Lakers are on the brink of elimination. Minnesota has them

(14:05):
on life support. As they played JJ Reddick, the podcaster
played all five of his guys the entire second half,
did not use one bench player in the second half
of that game, which is a dead do what so
dead getaway. The Lakers knew they had to win that game.
They had no chance not to advance without winning that game.
They lost that game. They're cooked, So Lakers are about

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to be eliminated. The Knicks were given a gift by
the officials. They blew the call at the end, Otherwise
that series would have been too too so the Knicks
on the brink of Advancing and some of the other
storylines we can discuss. We'll take your calls if you
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brainwashed story from earlier. It's a it's a good one.
We didn't pay that one off and take a number,
take a number. We'll go there as well. We'll get
to all of that, and we're also gonna have are
you Smarter than the FSR Tech Queen? So if you
want to play call right now, we'll get to it
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Bronco fan, that's all Bronco fan. And now back to

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the talk. Well, back to the talk we go. And
then they point out here back to the talk that
we began this hour ranting about the phony phone call
of Shuder Sanders and what was involved in that. And
we enjoyed it, We thought it was good. Not everyone
enjoyed it, Bobby says in Ben, you stayed at Texas

(16:28):
law where both parties in Texas if not becomes a
federal issue. Well, I know Shadhara Sanders was living in
in Texas, in Texas there and so that's where the
phone call was. I don't know where are okay, I'm
not sure where the other party was. I might have
been in Mississippi and Old Miss there was an Old

(16:51):
Miss sweater there. I'm not sure about that. Not sure
about that spell Mississippi. Congratulations. Are you trying to get it?
Just trying to show off? You know, in this hour,
someone has to be smarter. Yes, someone has to be
smarter than you. You're just trying to prove your immense
knowledge and that you're trying to bait someone to call
in here to play. I understand, I got you now.

(17:13):
There was a video. I mentioned this earlier. I didn't
pay it all off. Bad job by me of really
disturbing video. I think Bill Belichick has been kidnapped. Man,
did you see this clip? So there's a video clip
going around of Bill Belichick. He did a sit down
interview with CBS Mornings. I don't know some dude over

(17:35):
there at CBS. In the interview Belichick, they called his
exit from the Patriots a mutual decision, and then when
he was called out on it by the guy that
was doing the interview, he pointed out, no, no, it
was a mutual decision. But that was just the beginning

(17:55):
of how bizarre this whole thing was. He would not
talk about the twenty four year old Jordan Hudson. But
she was behind, like next to him while he did
the interview, and I'm sure it's like she was in
control of him, like he was a puppet. It was

(18:17):
very bizarre. They said that during the segment, the twenty
four year old had a constant presence in his interview
with Belichick, and at one point you could hear her
say coach would not answer any questions about how they met.
It is wild. She must be the most talented woman

(18:38):
in bed. She has completely gotten a hold of Bill Belichick,
like Bill Bell's hard ass football coach. Bill Belichick is
is just a puppet to this twenty four year old,
young young woman. Wild man. Belichick is seventy three years

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old at this point and looks like he's completely helpless.
He can't even answer questions himself without this this a
young woman interrupting. It's wild. I score the phones. Jerome
in Charleston, Hello Jerome.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Hey Ben, You know bella chick In's romance without with
the finance. Kind of reminds me of that little Rick
Jams song I used to listen to. I'm just a
Sucker for Your Love. Hey, Caroline Leman, she's kind of
cause there's like fifty forty something years old and there.
What is with these women man to go out with

(19:37):
these risk Well, hey, there's your answer. It's all about
they say, it's not about the money. It's about the money. Okay,
love man, When you got money, you know what need?
You can buy you some love from somewhere else. You
don't need the real thing. Man. By the way, Cal,
I'm tim Hardaway Junior. The reason you didn't get the call, brother,

(19:58):
is because the NBA has got to get that New
York money. You know what I'm saying. There's more money
in New York.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Ste Well, if that was If that was the case,
why have the Knickerbockers not won since the seventies the
early seventies.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
If that's the case, hey, just like when they have
to guy, well if the rick rasslet you wanted and
they rake this one, well this one was too big
to rig.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay, well no, but then you're telling me they haven't
been it. They have not been able to rig the
New York money since the early seventies.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
You're not changing my mind on this.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, Okay, So you know, you know you're wrong, but
you're you're okay again. They have not The Knickerbockers, like
the guys that won for the Knicks are all really old.
They're dying. That's how long ago it was. It's been
a long time.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Look, show's gotta make up the money man, he's losing
his shirt.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay, then why explain? Explain why the Lakers? So we
all think there's some funny business with Luca? Right, they
added Lucan. The Lakers have been punks in the fourth
quarter of every one of these kids. They're about to lose.
Explain that. What about the money? What about the money care?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Luca is one of the laziest an throbs in NBA history. Okay,
he doesn't hostle. He makes these crazy, stupid passes. He
makes these crazy shots. Other than that, he's roughless on
the floor. Okay, and they can't do any better. He's roughless,
he's lazy.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
He got a hostle allright. By the way, what by
the way, what.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You know you were talking about the Coppers. I want
to talk about the Coppers. You and Monci, you for
the Clippers. I just need to remind you, you know
you root for t You once owned by a guy
who's the aid off rough of the NBA. That would
be real dolld stirring.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Okay, you do understand he doesn't own the team anymore.
You understand that he doesn't own the team.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
For thirty years? Okay, So how do you get away
by that?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
By that account, I don't know he got away with it. However,
he bought the team. Nobody cared, nobody paid attention, and
that was that.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Your answer, you always give me the same as I
don't know?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
What? How what do you expect me to say, drum either, Well,
here's exactly why he got What do you want to say?
What am I supposed to say?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Look? You one of the smartest people already?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh look at that, I'm smart.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Answer?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay, so he's Donald something. Bought the team in when
it was in in the When did he buy the
team in the early eighties? Nobody gave a crap, nobody
paid attention. And then he owned the team for thirty
years and they never won and nobody cared, and that's it.
He moved the team from San Diego to l A
and that was that in the mid eighties, and he
owned the team for another thirty five years or whatever,
and then and then finally they got tired of him,

(22:43):
and he the video on viral.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
They got rid of him, and they made and then
they made a killing by the way, with Steve Balmer,
who bought the team, did term? I don't, I don't.
I don't want a crazy I don't work for any
of the teams I like. I don't. They don't trust me,
they don't care about me. And I hope they do well,

(23:07):
but they don't. No, they don't trust me. They don't
do once. All right, I gotta go. Thank you. You've
been on your way too long. Let's say hello to
Mike the Leprechaun, A very controversial call of people very
upset with this guy. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Good morning from being town.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I know you have to do the game, so good
morning from being well.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
You seem sad by that. You seem upset. You seem
sad that we have to do the game. Are you
sad that we have to do the game. They'll be
sad that we have to do the game. Anyway? Am
I miss her?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Irrelevant to her?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I guess so what's it? Am I?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Mister irrelevant?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
The last person picked Loraene Are you are you you? Miss? No? No,
there's other people we can go to. You want me
to take another call?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, no, no, no, no, happier eary birthday Tomorrow's your birthday?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Man, I know that.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Did you get my sight? Joe?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Did I get your what my flight show?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
I sent you a slight show?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Can't help me make it?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I did not see your slide show.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
No, as Cooper has it.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Okay, Cooper, let me know, Cooper, we need to see
that joke.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I have a quick joke because it's a week old.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
You know Ben how challenging it is to prepare for
a Boston Marathon. No, well, but it's worth in the
long run.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Okay, that's it. That joke will work for That'll work
for the New York Marathon and LA Marathon, Chicago Marathon,
every marathon. It's anyway, timeless joke.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I feel back for the Vancouver people.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
They had a terrible tragedy.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
This again, right they did. Yeah, there was a there
was a incident there A bunch of people got killed. Unfortunately,
it's very sad.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I will talk about the so that tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, Okay, I don't know why you had to work
that in. But we will be in Vancouver and we'll
you know, we'll be there to have a have a
fun time in Vancouver coming up about a month from now,
Malord meet and greet first one of twenty twenty five.
Gonna have a grand time and you have them smiles
everywhere and have five fun fun fun. All right, let's see,
let's go to Jake real QoD. We're gonna have the game.

(25:05):
Jake is in Milwaukee. What do you got, Jake?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Welcome, Hey, thanks for taking my call. First time caller,
two months listener, two months.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
This guy's been listening to. Can you give your Achilles
to Damian Lillard? Jake, do you have any good achilles?
Can you give it to Dame Lewis?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I was gonna call about that. You know, I was
just watching him, like a minute before he went down.
I was like, man, I'm glad he is staying healthy
for right now.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
And you put the way, you put the wamy on him, Jake,
you put the way on him.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, maybe I did. But you know what, like even
when we got him, I was thinking, they're just I
don't know, there just isn't chemistry with the team and
having this guy. He's he's a great guy. He's awesome.
He's a top whatever, seventy five player. But I don't know,
let's just say moroccansly, we come back and we beat Indiana,
we ain't gonna go any further than rowing two.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
So I don't know, Well, you're not you don't have
to worry about that. You're not coming.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Back to the well, you know, we kind of hope
though to watch it. But yeah, I mean, let's just
say they I did.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I did like that.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I did enjoy the rhythmic Channing over raided as Haliburton
kicked your ass. I did like that. That was good.
It was nice. Channing over raided and got an assist
in a basket, and it was very nice.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
They just looked good. I mean, I mean, they're making
all their shots. And if I saw the one that
bounced on top of the backboard and it dropped in
for a three, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
But yeah, it's really only been one and one half.
The bucks look good for one half and that was it,
and other than that, it's been all pacers. All Right,
I gotta go, I gotta go call back. I gotta go, Jake,
I got a game I got I gotta play this
damn game. Hit the button right there. We'll play the
just like.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
You, strut around like you know everything.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Computers are for losers.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Normal people.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, how dare she?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Let's find out?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Are you smarter than an.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
FSR tech queen? Let's do it right now? AND's trying
to steal my phone? Oh yeah, you should take give
the phone. Don't cheat, no cheat, Lorena, cheat, don't cheat.
Come on, no cheat. We don't cheat on this show.
Mark is in the North End? Hello, Mark in Boston?
What's going on? Mark? Member of that's right, sworn in.

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He's all coaching. I sworn in last week. Mark in
the North End? There? Who is in the running for
like a bunch of awards? I know it's early in
the process and all that. We don't have the Beny
Awards until early twenty twenty six, but Mark doing very
well on the North End. Are you smarter than the
FSR tech queen? Coop? Do you have the phone? He's
holding the phone? Okay, my phone? All right? Do you

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have a second burner phone? Lorena? Do you have You're
not I'm not a drug dealer. No cheating, I'm cheating
don't cheat either, Mark, No cheating by you? Okay, yeah,
you could be cheating on your end. No one's watching you.
No he's driving. Excuse no one uses their phone driving.
That never happens. Okay, all right, Uh yeah, they'll see

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you before you see them. P s A. I don't
know anyway. Are here we go? Are you smart? And
they have the F s R Tech Week categoys categories
This week we have sports, geography, science, and math. All right,
and here we go. We'll start out. Now, who's gonna
go first, Lorraine, and you'll go first, and then Mark
will be able to go. Uh, here we go. What

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is the We'll start with sports. What is the object
you hit in bad minton? Called the birdie? Okay, what
do you say? Mark?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
I have to agree with that?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
All right, you are both wrong. This is one of
the Yah, it's one of the it's one of the
nicknames we gave Eddie and Eddie hated it. I called
Eddie the I called him the shuttlecock of sports talking
got so upset. Yeah, I really thought it was a birdie.
You're you're wrong. Uh it is. It's called shuttle or

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shuttle cock. All right, So you're over you're both over one.
Let's go to geography. We'll keep it simple, guys, got
well it is Okay, it says in Batman plays a shuttlecock,
also known as a birdie.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I'm right.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
No, it's called the shuttlecock. That's what it's called. I
think that makes me right. No, you're not right. Let's
go to geography. I'm I'm in charge of the game taking.
Let's go to geography. What is the capital of Wisconsin?
Go ahead, go ahead, he goes first, Come on, all right,
what is the Lorena capitol? It's got to be a
type of cheese. Okay, what cheese capital of Wisconsin?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Got to go sharp cheddar?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Men?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Okay, sharp cheddar? Is that the capital? Mark? What do
you think the capital of Wisconsin is?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I know it's not sharp Cheddar, but I also know
it's not Green Bay.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, so you know what it's not. But do you
know what it is.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
The capital of Wisconsin is?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
We all learned this in like second third grade. We
we had Milwaukee. No, it is not Madison. Yes, I'm
glad we both got it wrong. All right, boy, you're
doing very well. Let's go to question number three. This
one should be well go to science. This should be easy.
Are you smart on the FSR tech queen? Okay, very

(30:11):
simple question for both of you. Which scientists propose the
three laws of motion? Name is scientists? Three laws of motion?
Oh my god, I know this one. Okay, lor is
very Wait wait she's trying to get her phone back
so she can know the answer. Come on, chop, chop.

(30:32):
We need an answer, because it's the guy who says,
you know, what goes up must come down. What's his name?
It's not Edison? He did. I don't care who is not?
We got? Hurry up, I gotta go. We need an answer.
Come on, you gotta give me an answer. Five four three?
Too much pressure. It's not all right? Mark again, which

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scientists proposed the three laws of motion?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Isa?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, but you didn't get it, didn't You didn't get
it in time?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I knew.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
All right. Let's go to math. I win. I guess no,
you're tied up. Let's go to math, and here we go.
We have one bonus one if you guys tie on
this one. If a football field is you go quickly here.
If a football field is one hundred yards long, how
many feet long is the football field.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Well, I'm sorry, Jesus is not correct, Larina again, if
a football field is one hundred yards long, how many
feet long is the football field? All right? We need
an answer? Five four mark, he says, Lorenda. Do you

(32:01):
agree with that? Sure? You're tied. It is three hundred
for you. Lorena had no idea. The only option was
to agree. Okay, So I got the first one, right,
I got the Birdie, Right, I got you also got
the same ones. I got the Isaac Newton. Right, you're
all tied. And then Shuttlecock was the answer we were

(32:22):
looking for. So you did not get that, right, all right?
Last one? We'll go one more sports one and here
we go. This is going to decide it. Either it's
a tie or one of you will win. It'll come
down to this. And here we go. What is the
highest possible score one can achieve in a perfect game
of bowling?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I know this? Who wants to? Okay?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
No? No, no, no, I was gonna say three hundred?
You think three hundred?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
You know, well, well you have nobody's smarter. You guys
have tied. It is three hundred points that's the most.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
We're both awesome. Yes, yea. Not for the people listening
in Wisconsin who are rolling their eyes to both. But
there you go. All right, Well, thank you Mark, you
tied with Lorena. A very nice good job by you.
Not great, but the good job. There you go as
the FSR. Are you smartressed? No no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

(33:25):
not at all. Anyway, we will press on and on
and on. I need someone else because we are going
to have the bits just keep coming. It's one bit
after another. It's all bits all the time. The Mallor
Militia feud. Come on down. You want to play the feud?
Call right now. I need two people for this. Eight
seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven nine

(33:46):
nine six six three sixty nine. We'll play the Mallard
Militia feud and we will get to it. We will
do it next.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
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(34:48):
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Speaker 2 (34:51):
It's time for another Mallard game show.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Now you're so go.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
We surveyed one hundred people named sports teams associated with lose.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Ours. I believe the answer is to Clippers.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
That is the top answer, forty points. It's Mallard militia Few.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Let's play the few. Come on down, play the Few.
Let's welcome in our contestants. We have Mike, who is
in the great state of Texas. Hello Mike, Welcome, You're
gonna be one of our contestants. Hello Mike, Hello, full
of energy, vimmen Viger, I can tell the excitement. This
is a dream come true. Mike. Hell yeah, try to
try to stick in post. Please. Okay, what part of

(35:34):
Texas are you in, sir?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Clear lake?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Clearly? Well, I'm not familiar. Where is that? Is that here?
Some other big city I should know of?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Uh, it's around multiple big city.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Name one? Okay, Galveston. There you go, Golf of Golf
of America, Golf of the Golf of yeah America. All right,
very good, hold on a like we have one or two?
One or two? Lorenda? Hurry up? Whata or two? One? One?
All right? You have picked Chris in Boston, Hello, Christopher,

(36:08):
Good morning, Ben, Good morning to you. My good you're.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
My new aspiration is to be a stand officer as
Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Wasn't that intributed?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Wasn't that wild? Did you see? Oh? My god? That
was crazy?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Was I was?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
What happened to me?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
We're not talking about?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, let's play the game here. Very good. Your name
is your buzzer? One? Two or three? Lorena coop? Which one?
Hurry up? J Jole? We pick two, hurry up the
hot one three? Three? All right? Name things that are hot?
The top five answers are on the board. Things that
Chris potato potato no, believe it or not? Not on there?

(36:49):
All right, Mike give it to him. No, I'm not there.
Why would you them? Don't you just make up the answers? Mike, Well,
up five answers the board. Name things that are hot, Bill,
Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Is that on there?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Wow, we're doing very well, Chris. Top five answers the board.
Name things that are hot.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
We'll go with food.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
No, no, oh my god. I thought this would be easy. Mike,
go ahead, Mike, name things that are.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Hot ports illustrated.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
What do we got the idiot version? What are we
doing here? Go ahead, Chris, go ahead, Chris.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
The weather.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
This is unprecedented. I thought this would be the easiest
category in the world. Okay, we're no, you know, I mean,
I'm all right. I thank you morons. No, the answers
we wanted were fire, coffee, tea, stole old fireplace. What's
wrong with you guys? Not one right answer? Not one idiot? Hey,

(38:08):
I mean, what are we doing? Seriously?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
What happened here?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
That's unbelievable. I can get one right answer.