January 8, 2026 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Jerry Jones saying his life goal is to retire as the owner with the most Super Bowl wins, George Pickens' future with the Cowboys, Peacock adding enhancements to would allow fans to mute announcers, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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It's our number four. Our number four is knocking on
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check that out. But here in our number four, it's
all about Jerry's world. Well, Jerry Jones added again, it's
this is Life's goal is to retire from the Cowboys
as the owner with the most Super Bowl wins.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
How do you catalog this one? Also, what do your
eyes tell you on.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
George Pickens's future with the Cowboys and with Peacock adding
enhancements that would allow fans to mute broadcasters. What do
you make of that story? We'll go there as well.
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crown is yours. We've been here all night. Some of
the stories we've been yapping about that you can go
back and hear full monologues on the podcast. There's a
story going around John Harbaugh is going to get a
massive offer from the Cleveland Browns some believe in the
neighborhood of one hundred million dollars to the former Ravens coach.
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Also interesting story about an NFL official who's said to
have bias towards one team in the playoffs and is
officiating that team's game this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
We did a monologue about that.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was a big trade in the NBA Trey Young,
who's been on a bunch of bets teams have been
selfish and a ballhog and all that, and he has
traded to a team in the division, went to the Wizards,
which tells you the Atlanta Hawks think that Trey Young
is a He's a trojan horse. He's going to go
there and ruin the Wizards. Not that you really need
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to ruin the Wizards because they already suck. But I
lead this story from Jerry's world like a right of passage.
The Cowboys held their end of season news conference, my
favorite time of the year. Jerry Jones yet again putting
on a show for members of the media. Now we're
(04:37):
gonna cut right to the money quote. There's a lot
of money quotes with Jerry Jones, but this one stood
out head and shoulders above all the other quotes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't know if you heard it or not. Maybe
not so.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that his goal is
to retire as the owner with the most Super Bowl
wins and that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He said he has some work.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Let me just here's here's Jerry Jones yapping about winning
Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
My goal and live is to retire as the owner
that won the most Super Bowls. That's my goal to
be retired in the NFL as the owner that won
the most super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We've got three.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
How many more would I have to go as a
single owner? Bob's got him many six. So I've got it.
I've got work to do, got work to do. I've
got work to do. But at least I'm up to
the second rung in the ladder.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, the ladder's been broken for thirty years, but that's
all right. So, as you heard Jerry Jones, he's got
the three Dusty Trophies. Back when Bill Clinton was in
the White House in the nineties, Craft has as they
referenced there in the subbite six Lombardes writing the coattails
of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. So that is a
(05:53):
good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones,
as you just heard, says his life's goal to retire
from the Cowboys as the owner that has won the
most Super Bowls. How do you catalog this one? So
I've got Andy Warhol parking spot at Walmart and the
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Burke button, and we'll combine all of these things together
and we are gonna have the gobbagoo and the babagoosh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We're gonna have both those things.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now lead off and this one is easy to file
away and catalog. This is Jerry Jones' sweet spot. He
has so many Lombardi Trophies won in the offseason. Now
the regular season. That's a pebble in the shoe. Pebble
in the shoe is mildly annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You can ignore it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
The real game is played between seasons. For Jerry Jones,
It's always been this way. That is where Jerry pulls
out that sequin jacket and he works the room like
he's a Vegas headliner.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He's badas absolutely bedazzled.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And Jerry Jones doesn't manage a football team.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
He curates pageantry. That's what he does. Yeah, you know it,
I know it. We all know. Even the person in
the back of the room knows.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
He's an artist painting propaganda with a rhinestone brush. He's
a rhinestone cowboys what he is. The motto is simple,
just talk about me, Do I do it?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Absolutely? Am I guilty?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes I am. I am guilty as charged. The only
thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Andy Warhol would have loved Jerry. Don't worry about the comments.
Just check the engagement impressions. Pay the bills these days.
It's been thirty years, thirty years since the last Super
Bowl thirty So somebody, somebody needs to get Jerry's some pearls.
Because where your thirtieth anniversary you're supposed to get pearls?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Now, who decided to get pearls? Who's the person? As
it goes? All right?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And your twentieth anniversary you get this on your twenty
fifth anniversary of this on the thirtieth, fortieth, fiftieth, who
made that decision? But for your thirtieth I don't know.
But for your thirtieth anniversary, you're supposed to get pearls.
Of course, Cowboy fans, what do they get? They get gravel,
that's what That's what they get. Seven to nine and
one face planted by Dallas this year, two straight years
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out of the playoffs. How do you do? And the
only NFC team allergic to conference championship games, the only
one since nineteen ninety five, every other team's been to
the conference championship game. So the Cowboys at this point
are a museum exhibit. It's the song Glory Days, and
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you look at it, you can't touch it because there's
really nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
There all right now.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Furthermore, staying with the Dallas theme, one of the other
talking points from Jerry Jones swore a with reporters was
about the future of wide receiver George Pickts. Pickens is
set to be an unrestricted free agent, although the priority
for Jerry Jones team is to keep him on a long,
massive contract and all that. So the question what do
(09:10):
the eyes tell you on George Pickens's future with the Cowboys.
So I'm gonna use my bifocals.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I thank my parents for giving me eyes that fell
apart when I got to middle aged.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So my bifocals tell me that this is already a
Olympic event, A petty.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Olympics is what it is here.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And Jerry Jones and George Pickens are in my mind
in that little cartoon bubble over my head. What they
are doing is shoulder checking and warm ups, and it's
like the opening ceremony hasn't even started yet for the
off season. This is a feud powered entirely on the
fumes of ego.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
The fumes of ego.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And it's not a contract negotiation. You got two alpha
personalities circling the same parking spot at Walmart and no
one's backing down.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Two words road rage and George Pickens. This what happened?
He got off to a great star.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There were all these wonderful think pieces written about why
would Mike Toromblin get rid of George Pickens. I don't
understand what a bunch of dumb dumps in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Boy, the Steelers could really use Mike Tomlin.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And then uh all, yeah, same movie, different theater. You
saw the Pittsburgh Bad Habits. Follow George Pickens to Jerry's world.
He's got elite horsepower, questionable wiring, but the horse power is.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Wiring not so much.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He has gremlins attack him like gremlin's attacked me. But
the savvy move here is playground chaos. We've given this
advice and we'll give it again.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Tag you're it. Don't blink. Jerry doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Usually he'll slap the franchise tag on George Pickens for
twenty twenty six. Got to keep him like a wolf, hungry,
like a wolf, like a wolf staring through the window
at the butcher shop Yum yum, and Jerry of course
vintage Jerry's We said he doesn't want harmony. He likes
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he likes people talking about the cowboys, right, So to
talk about the cowboys, you got to stir the pot
and all that stuff. And Jerry's all about the leverage.
And George Pickens. It's like a drag racer built for straightaways.
That's George Pickens. And you don't want him anywhere near
a curve. And but Jerry loves the tension and all that.
(11:41):
He'll marinate and monetize in it long term piece that
you know what, maybe later Now the question becomes, if
Jerry does play this the way he should play it
and franchise tag it, how much of a pain in
the tukas does George Pickens become?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
How upset does he get? You know, this is terrible.
I'm not yet all right.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So short term that's the way to go. And this
is Jerry's world and Pickens is just renting some emotional
space in Jerry's world. That's it, all right, now, last
thing to TV Land we go where and we see
they announced.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
This week that their.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Streaming service Peacock is going to be adding a feature.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
This was at a Las Vegas tech conference.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
So they're going to be adding a feature that will
let you and I when we're watching a game on Peacock,
we will be able to mute just the broadcasters, just
the broadcasters, and we can turn the crowd noise on
and hear the announcer in the stadium and all that,
meaning that you can just listen to the ambient noise
at a sporting event, you don't have to hear the broadcasters.
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So the question with Peacock adding planning on adding this technology,
which is I.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Guess been used.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Somebody was telling me in Europe they've used this for
soccer footy, with Peacock adding enhancements to their broadcast that
would allow you to mute the broadcasters.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What do you make of this? Like, what do you make?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So my reaction is it's about time. What took so
damn long? Like this is I've been doing this anyway
without the crowd. This is like inventing the windshield wiper
after the model T My favorite part though, is what
this symbolizes and how big a deal this is for
the actual broadcasters of your favorite sporting events. It is
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a public vote of no confidence, a public vote of
no conference. You're supposed to the in theory as a
broadcaster enhance the viewing experience. So often these days, especially
the jockocracy. These these schmendricks, okay, they want it's just
(13:56):
a urinating match. They want to let you know how
smart they are, and they're smarter than you. You you're dumb.
They talk down to you. And who wants to listen
to three hours of a football game when some meat
heead ex jock is talking down to you.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I don't want that. Do you want that? I don't
need that? Do you need that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't need that? So instead, like I just hit
the mute button right, and half these announcers are I'd
say maybe more than half. Its just like pop up
ads with a microphone.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They're just annoying. It's an inconvenience.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now, I do have a suggestion for the people over
at Peacock or any other network that decides to use
this technology. They should name it the Burke Button. Why
would they name this the Burke button makes money? They
should give this as a tribute, as an honor to
Doris Burke, the pioneer of not listening to broadcasters. I
(14:51):
remember when I was in school, I learned about Rosa
Parks and she sat in the front of the bus
and it was a big story. Well, Doris Burke sat
in the front.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Of the mute movement.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
This is also this is like the Hunger Games for announcers.
If I'm muting you and I'm choosing ambient noise, and
I'm assuming that they'll be able to track the data,
and I'm watching ambient noise and not your supposed insight
as some ex jock, you're Tonight's right, You're ringing in
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my ears.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is what you are.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And when this becomes mainstream in the next couple of years,
it'll be the ultimate report card. Now my belief, and
I admit I'm fully biased as a talk shows that
you tune into.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A gas bag like me to hear what I have
to say.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You don't tune in to a sporting event because of
the broadcasters. Now, of course, the pay would indicate that, yes,
you're hanging on every word from Chris collins Worth or
Tony Romol or Troy Aikman or Tom Skinny Jeans Brady,
but the.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Reality is not that. The reality is that that's not
the case.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So this becomes the ultimate report card. And if the fan,
you and I the fan, choose the crowd murmur. If
we choose that over the voice of the broadcasters, you
are officially officially a net negative.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You are.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's not commentary, it's audio pollution. Now, if you were
a fly on the wall at the mallor mansion, you'd
hear total silence.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Most nights.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Usually I end up sitting my fat ass on the sofa.
I got my dog, Moxie, and she's farting away there,
laying on my lap, and I got my computer out,
I got the games on in the background, right, But
I normally get so annoyed by the broadcasters I just
hit the mute button.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I eat total silence.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I used to put some classical music up, and I
haven't done that recently. But the reason I hit the
mute button is because the announcers today talk like they're
narrating their own LinkedIn profiles or their pro football reference pages,
or basketball or baseball whatever. So I say congratulations with
the people over at NBC and Peacock and whatnot there.
This does not fix broadcasting. It does not fix broadcasting. However,
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it gives you the kill switch, and so let's you
hear the PA announcer and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So I'm all for it. I think that's a great
way to go.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It is the Ben Mahlor Show, which is also a
positive way to go in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
What do you think about that? Would you use that?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Am I the only one? Am I a party of one?
Am I such a knucklehead that I'm the only one
that hates the broadcasters most of these guys and think
they're terrible. There's only a few that I still will
listen to. And that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
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Speaker 1 (19:39):
On the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Back to It we Go began this hour ranting about
the stylings of Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I would also like to.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Point out, does anyone think that Jerry Jones is going
to retire?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Does anyone think.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
That, no, no, no, Jerry will be ninety seven years old,
His face will be about forty, but he'll be nine
and he'll still be you know, Jerry will go like
Al Davis.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Remember that if you I don't. If you're old, remember
Al Davis, the guy that owned the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
And now I actually had a chance to be around
Al a little bit. He was like a middle aid,
not middle aged. He was he was an older guy,
but he wasn't that old. And then I saw his
health go down. And there was it the lane Kiffin
firing where he pulled out the telestrater and the overhead
projector and he was frail old guy ripping Lane Kiffin.
(20:31):
And I still have fond memories of that because.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But that's gonna be Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But Jerry's not gonna Jerry's not wired that way.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, he's more to that, you know, he's more to that.
So for Jerry, he'll be up there.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
He'll be the you know, you go out sometimes and
there's that that old that cool old.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Guy who's like I was out the other night. There's
one hundred and five year old World War two veteran.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
How that's like one of the lottery when you run
into a World War two veteran, right, Mike guy. Anyway,
this guy's well the last people alive that fought in
World War Two. This guy was out there for a
New Year's Eve party. He was all dressed up, you know,
but a frail old man, you know, frail old man,
but he was still young, living life.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That'll be Jerry Jones. Jerry Jerry Jones will be running
the cowboys. He'll be in a wheelchair and he'll just
he'll be marketing. Come on, come on, you know, give
promotions and all that stuff. Anyway, all right, it is
the Ben Males Show. Take your calls. Eight seven seven
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past sir Scratch off from The highways And byways Of. Arkansas,
hello sir Scratch, off.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Buddy i'm glad.
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You i'm glad you called me. UP i wanted to
ask you about. Something, Okay, no, no why why did you?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Go why'd you say? That?
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gonna cry now somebody said something bad about. You BUT
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start what you're gonna. SAY i would never threaten you
just because you talk about The. ASSROS i can't stand
the asscs anyway because my preacher's astro fan and they.
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i hate it cowboys if you want, Things BUT i
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I know but you're not.
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right let me so you sent me some very nice holiday?
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STATEMENT i always send you nice, messages, man but i'll
and you wanted.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Me you wanted me to, respond did you?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Not?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You you sent me? Messages you wanted me to? Respond
is that?
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Correct you don't respond?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
That?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
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Okay.
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and every TIME i, responded it said you are not
allowed to send this person. Messages so how why would
you send me messages if you have me blocked or
something WHERE i can't respond.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
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Speaker 2 (23:29):
Understand, WELL i don't know what you did BECAUSE i
tried to respond to you and it kept saying that
you're not allowed to respond to this.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Person so have you?
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And then, well thank. YOU i appreciate.
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THAT.
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a lot of things you, say but that business day
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a bunch of List, okay how.
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Is My how is my mouth? Filthy let me think?
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BELIEVE i am working? Blue what, now? Buddy you don't
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Means you you think THAT i am doing some like dark?
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Stuff is that what you think is going on here
or something like?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
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go down To america's favorite drag queen caller In New York.
Buffalo we say hello to For, Lexus Hello, Felexus.
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Cares, yes we're past the Happy new year. Point now
we've moved.
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Not allowed to celebrate celebration is. Over the fun police
have come. In you're not allowed to have fun for. Lexus, no, no,
no that.
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we help, you? Flexus let me guess this is how
this call is gonna. Go The Buffalo bills are gonna
win The Super. Bowl The bulls are gonna. Win they're
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focusing on everything On Josh. Ellen bid yourself a, team you,
know and try to get further the first week of the,
playoffs especially at.
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Attention, well many men probably would disagree with that.
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Story number Two Max, maxwell a From Saint vincent to
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and spread the holy water on the field and all. That,
well apparently The steelers were so happy this they announced
this week that Father maxwell and the group from the,
church we'll be able to get a luxury box on
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It's our number four. Our number four is knocking on
your door on the Ben Mahler Show. A reminder to
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check that out. But here in our number four, it's
all about Jerry's world. Well, Jerry Jones added again, it's
this is Life's goal is to retire from the Cowboys
as the owner with the most Super Bowl wins.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
How do you catalog this one? Also, what do your
eyes tell you on.
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George Pickens's future with the Cowboys and with Peacock adding
enhancements that would allow fans to mute broadcasters. What do
you make of that story? We'll go there as well.
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crown is yours. We've been here all night. Some of
the stories we've been yapping about that you can go
back and hear full monologues on the podcast. There's a
story going around John Harbaugh is going to get a
massive offer from the Cleveland Browns some believe in the
neighborhood of one hundred million dollars to the former Ravens coach.
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Also interesting story about an NFL official who's said to
have bias towards one team in the playoffs and is
officiating that team's game this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
We did a monologue about that.
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It was a big trade in the NBA Trey Young,
who's been on a bunch of bets teams have been
selfish and a ballhog and all that, and he has
traded to a team in the division, went to the Wizards,
which tells you the Atlanta Hawks think that Trey Young
is a He's a trojan horse. He's going to go
there and ruin the Wizards. Not that you really need
(04:16):
to ruin the Wizards because they already suck. But I
lead this story from Jerry's world like a right of passage.
The Cowboys held their end of season news conference, my
favorite time of the year. Jerry Jones yet again putting
on a show for members of the media. Now we're
(04:37):
gonna cut right to the money quote. There's a lot
of money quotes with Jerry Jones, but this one stood
out head and shoulders above all the other quotes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't know if you heard it or not. Maybe
not so.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that his goal is
to retire as the owner with the most Super Bowl
wins and that.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He said he has some work.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Let me just here's here's Jerry Jones yapping about winning
Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
My goal and live is to retire as the owner
that won the most Super Bowls. That's my goal to
be retired in the NFL as the owner that won
the most super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We've got three.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
How many more would I have to go as a
single owner? Bob's got him many six. So I've got it.
I've got work to do, got work to do. I've
got work to do. But at least I'm up to
the second rung in the ladder.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, the ladder's been broken for thirty years, but that's
all right. So, as you heard Jerry Jones, he's got
the three Dusty Trophies. Back when Bill Clinton was in
the White House in the nineties, Craft has as they
referenced there in the subbite six Lombardes writing the coattails
of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. So that is a
(05:53):
good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones,
as you just heard, says his life's goal to retire
from the Cowboys as the owner that has won the
most Super Bowls. How do you catalog this one? So
I've got Andy Warhol parking spot at Walmart and the
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Burke button, and we'll combine all of these things together
and we are gonna have the gobbagoo and the babagoosh.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
We're gonna have both those things.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now lead off and this one is easy to file
away and catalog. This is Jerry Jones' sweet spot. He
has so many Lombardi Trophies won in the offseason. Now
the regular season. That's a pebble in the shoe. Pebble
in the shoe is mildly annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You can ignore it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
The real game is played between seasons. For Jerry Jones,
It's always been this way. That is where Jerry pulls
out that sequin jacket and he works the room like
he's a Vegas headliner.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He's badas absolutely bedazzled.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And Jerry Jones doesn't manage a football team.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
He curates pageantry. That's what he does. Yeah, you know it,
I know it. We all know. Even the person in
the back of the room knows.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
He's an artist painting propaganda with a rhinestone brush. He's
a rhinestone cowboys what he is. The motto is simple,
just talk about me, Do I do it?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Absolutely? Am I guilty?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes I am. I am guilty as charged. The only
thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Andy Warhol would have loved Jerry. Don't worry about the comments.
Just check the engagement impressions. Pay the bills these days.
It's been thirty years, thirty years since the last Super
Bowl thirty So somebody, somebody needs to get Jerry's some pearls.
Because where your thirtieth anniversary you're supposed to get pearls?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Now, who decided to get pearls? Who's the person? As
it goes? All right?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And your twentieth anniversary you get this on your twenty
fifth anniversary of this on the thirtieth, fortieth, fiftieth, who
made that decision? But for your thirtieth I don't know.
But for your thirtieth anniversary, you're supposed to get pearls.
Of course, Cowboy fans, what do they get? They get gravel,
that's what That's what they get. Seven to nine and
one face planted by Dallas this year, two straight years
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out of the playoffs. How do you do? And the
only NFC team allergic to conference championship games, the only
one since nineteen ninety five, every other team's been to
the conference championship game. So the Cowboys at this point
are a museum exhibit. It's the song Glory Days, and
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you look at it, you can't touch it because there's
really nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
There all right now.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Furthermore, staying with the Dallas theme, one of the other
talking points from Jerry Jones swore a with reporters was
about the future of wide receiver George Pickts. Pickens is
set to be an unrestricted free agent, although the priority
for Jerry Jones team is to keep him on a long,
massive contract and all that. So the question what do
(09:10):
the eyes tell you on George Pickens's future with the Cowboys.
So I'm gonna use my bifocals.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I thank my parents for giving me eyes that fell
apart when I got to middle aged.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So my bifocals tell me that this is already a
Olympic event, A petty.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Olympics is what it is here.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And Jerry Jones and George Pickens are in my mind
in that little cartoon bubble over my head. What they
are doing is shoulder checking and warm ups, and it's
like the opening ceremony hasn't even started yet for the
off season. This is a feud powered entirely on the
fumes of ego.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
The fumes of ego.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And it's not a contract negotiation. You got two alpha
personalities circling the same parking spot at Walmart and no
one's backing down.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Two words road rage and George Pickens. This what happened?
He got off to a great star.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There were all these wonderful think pieces written about why
would Mike Toromblin get rid of George Pickens. I don't
understand what a bunch of dumb dumps in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Boy, the Steelers could really use Mike Tomlin.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And then uh all, yeah, same movie, different theater. You
saw the Pittsburgh Bad Habits. Follow George Pickens to Jerry's world.
He's got elite horsepower, questionable wiring, but the horse power is.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Wiring not so much.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He has gremlins attack him like gremlin's attacked me. But
the savvy move here is playground chaos. We've given this
advice and we'll give it again.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Tag you're it. Don't blink. Jerry doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Usually he'll slap the franchise tag on George Pickens for
twenty twenty six. Got to keep him like a wolf, hungry,
like a wolf, like a wolf staring through the window
at the butcher shop Yum yum, and Jerry of course
vintage Jerry's We said he doesn't want harmony. He likes
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he likes people talking about the cowboys, right, So to
talk about the cowboys, you got to stir the pot
and all that stuff. And Jerry's all about the leverage.
And George Pickens. It's like a drag racer built for straightaways.
That's George Pickens. And you don't want him anywhere near
a curve. And but Jerry loves the tension and all that.
(11:41):
He'll marinate and monetize in it long term piece that
you know what, maybe later Now the question becomes, if
Jerry does play this the way he should play it
and franchise tag it, how much of a pain in
the tukas does George Pickens become?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
How upset does he get? You know, this is terrible.
I'm not yet all right.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So short term that's the way to go. And this
is Jerry's world and Pickens is just renting some emotional
space in Jerry's world. That's it, all right, now, last
thing to TV Land we go where and we see
they announced.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
This week that their.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Streaming service Peacock is going to be adding a feature.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
This was at a Las Vegas tech conference.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
So they're going to be adding a feature that will
let you and I when we're watching a game on Peacock,
we will be able to mute just the broadcasters, just
the broadcasters, and we can turn the crowd noise on
and hear the announcer in the stadium and all that,
meaning that you can just listen to the ambient noise
at a sporting event, you don't have to hear the broadcasters.
(12:53):
So the question with Peacock adding planning on adding this technology,
which is I.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Guess been used.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Somebody was telling me in Europe they've used this for
soccer footy, with Peacock adding enhancements to their broadcast that
would allow you to mute the broadcasters.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What do you make of this? Like, what do you make?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
So my reaction is it's about time. What took so
damn long? Like this is I've been doing this anyway
without the crowd. This is like inventing the windshield wiper
after the model T My favorite part though, is what
this symbolizes and how big a deal this is for
the actual broadcasters of your favorite sporting events. It is
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a public vote of no confidence, a public vote of
no conference. You're supposed to the in theory as a
broadcaster enhance the viewing experience. So often these days, especially
the jockocracy. These these schmendricks, okay, they want it's just
(13:56):
a urinating match. They want to let you know how
smart they are, and they're smarter than you. You you're dumb.
They talk down to you. And who wants to listen
to three hours of a football game when some meat
heead ex jock is talking down to you.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I don't want that. Do you want that? I don't
need that? Do you need that?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't need that? So instead, like I just hit
the mute button right, and half these announcers are I'd
say maybe more than half. Its just like pop up
ads with a microphone.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They're just annoying. It's an inconvenience.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now, I do have a suggestion for the people over
at Peacock or any other network that decides to use
this technology. They should name it the Burke Button. Why
would they name this the Burke button makes money? They
should give this as a tribute, as an honor to
Doris Burke, the pioneer of not listening to broadcasters. I
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remember when I was in school, I learned about Rosa
Parks and she sat in the front of the bus
and it was a big story. Well, Doris Burke sat
in the front.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Of the mute movement.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
This is also this is like the Hunger Games for announcers.
If I'm muting you and I'm choosing ambient noise, and
I'm assuming that they'll be able to track the data,
and I'm watching ambient noise and not your supposed insight
as some ex jock, you're Tonight's right, You're ringing in
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my ears.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is what you are.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
And when this becomes mainstream in the next couple of years,
it'll be the ultimate report card. Now my belief, and
I admit I'm fully biased as a talk shows that
you tune into.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A gas bag like me to hear what I have
to say.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You don't tune in to a sporting event because of
the broadcasters. Now, of course, the pay would indicate that, yes,
you're hanging on every word from Chris collins Worth or
Tony Romol or Troy Aikman or Tom Skinny Jeans Brady,
but the.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Reality is not that. The reality is that that's not
the case.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So this becomes the ultimate report card. And if the fan,
you and I the fan, choose the crowd murmur. If
we choose that over the voice of the broadcasters, you
are officially officially a net negative.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
You are.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's not commentary, it's audio pollution. Now, if you were
a fly on the wall at the mallor mansion, you'd
hear total silence.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Most nights.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Usually I end up sitting my fat ass on the sofa.
I got my dog, Moxie, and she's farting away there,
laying on my lap, and I got my computer out,
I got the games on in the background, right, But
I normally get so annoyed by the broadcasters I just
hit the mute button.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I eat total silence.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I used to put some classical music up, and I
haven't done that recently. But the reason I hit the
mute button is because the announcers today talk like they're
narrating their own LinkedIn profiles or their pro football reference pages,
or basketball or baseball whatever. So I say congratulations with
the people over at NBC and Peacock and whatnot there.
This does not fix broadcasting. It does not fix broadcasting. However,
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it gives you the kill switch, and so let's you
hear the PA announcer and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So I'm all for it. I think that's a great
way to go.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It is the Ben Mahlor Show, which is also a
positive way to go in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
What do you think about that? Would you use that?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Am I the only one? Am I a party of one?
Am I such a knucklehead that I'm the only one
that hates the broadcasters most of these guys and think
they're terrible. There's only a few that I still will
listen to. And that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Eight seven seventh ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven
nine nine six six three sixty nine. Also on the
X Machine at Band Malor. That's at Ben Malor. Well,
it is a bold decree, but will it come back
to bite an NFL head coach right.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
In the you know what? The Badonka Donk. We'll get
to that and we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
Hey, it's Rob Parker and Kelvin Washington from The Odd
Couple on Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
And in addition to hearing us live weeknights from seven
to ten pm Eastern on Fox Sports Radio, we are
excited to announce brand new YouTube channel for the show.
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Speaker 2 (18:50):
It is the Ben Maler Show up all night, every
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Speaker 1 (18:59):
And don't forget about it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Benny Versus the Penny somehow qualified for the playoffs and
the playoff episodes will be up later today, so make
sure to follow at Benny Vspenny on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You'll get the.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Picks all my handicapping. Spend a lot of time this
week handycapping the playoff games, breaking them all down, and
we'll put that up on the.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
YouTube later today.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
So Benny Versus the Penny on the radio show, you
can watch at Ben Maller Show and watch Mallard monologues,
watch me take my Louisville Slugger and hammer away at
the Gremlins. Always exciting content unless it's not, but all
available to you there check it out.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
On the YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Back to It we Go began this hour ranting about
the stylings of Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I would also like to.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Point out, does anyone think that Jerry Jones is going
to retire?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Does anyone think.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
That, no, no, no, Jerry will be ninety seven years old,
His face will be about forty, but he'll be nine
and he'll still be you know, Jerry will go like
Al Davis.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Remember that if you I don't. If you're old, remember
Al Davis, the guy that owned the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
And now I actually had a chance to be around
Al a little bit. He was like a middle aid,
not middle aged. He was he was an older guy,
but he wasn't that old. And then I saw his
health go down. And there was it the lane Kiffin
firing where he pulled out the telestrater and the overhead
projector and he was frail old guy ripping Lane Kiffin.
(20:31):
And I still have fond memories of that because.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But that's gonna be Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But Jerry's not gonna Jerry's not wired that way.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, he's more to that, you know, he's more to that.
So for Jerry, he'll be up there.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
He'll be the you know, you go out sometimes and
there's that that old that cool old.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Guy who's like I was out the other night. There's
one hundred and five year old World War two veteran.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
How that's like one of the lottery when you run
into a World War two veteran, right, Mike guy. Anyway,
this guy's well the last people alive that fought in
World War Two. This guy was out there for a
New Year's Eve party. He was all dressed up, you know,
but a frail old man, you know, frail old man,
but he was still young, living life.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You gotta go.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That'll be Jerry Jones. Jerry Jerry Jones will be running
the cowboys. He'll be in a wheelchair and he'll just
he'll be marketing. Come on, come on, you know, give
promotions and all that stuff. Anyway, all right, it is
the Ben Males Show. Take your calls. Eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox is the number that's eight seven
seven nine nine six six three six'. Nine if you'd
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like to be part of the. Program we will take your.
Calls my board is being. Recent there's a lot of
spinning going on. There i'm not sure what's that's all,
about but we will take your calls also ON x
At Ben malor that's At Ben. Maler if you'd like
to be part of the, show let's go to the
phones and we'll say lo. To here's a blast in the,
(21:54):
past sir Scratch off from The highways And byways Of. Arkansas,
hello sir Scratch, off.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Buddy i'm glad.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
You i'm glad you called me. UP i wanted to
ask you about. Something, Okay, no, no why why did you?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Go why'd you say? That?
Speaker 11 (22:12):
Uh every time you say something missed my? Son you're
gonna cry now somebody said something bad about. You BUT
i want to tell you something real quick for you
start what you're gonna. SAY i would never threaten you
just because you talk about The. ASSROS i can't stand
the asscs anyway because my preacher's astro fan and they.
Cheated but it's just all the. Time the only REASON
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i hate it cowboys if you want, Things BUT i
was never threaten you or your wife BECAUSE.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I know but you're not.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Blind scott or Angry bill Or mark the. Spectrum all,
right let me so you sent me some very nice holiday?
Message is that? Correct you sent me On? Facebook you
sent me some very nice? Messages that is an accurate.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
STATEMENT i always send you nice, messages, man but i'll
and you wanted.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Me you wanted me to, respond did you?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Not?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You you sent me? Messages you wanted me to? Respond
is that?
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Correct you don't respond?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
That?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, okay now let me let me let me explain
something to.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
You.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Uh there were three times THAT i attempted to, respond
and every TIME i, responded it said you are not
allowed to send this person. Messages so how why would
you send me messages if you have me blocked or
something WHERE i can't respond.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
YOU i don't.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Understand, WELL i don't know what you did BECAUSE i
tried to respond to you and it kept saying that
you're not allowed to respond to this.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Person so have you?
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another new. PHONE i trade new, car a new car
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AND i got to pull it. Up supprisse some stab
of your, thing because you Know i'm the Big i'm
the Big burst and the penny, thing you. Know And
i've enjoyed my. Videos i've been watching you, know.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And then, well thank. YOU i appreciate.
Speaker 9 (24:00):
THAT.
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VI i don't hate, you, MAN i don't agree with
a lot of things you, say but that business day
is not my. Business your mouth is. Filthy you've got
a bunch of List, okay how.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Is My how is my mouth? Filthy let me think?
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Them?
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Okay do you always set me? Off let me say.
SOMETHING i believe that it's gonna be. NICE i believe
in med followers that you. Have don't tell them what
you could, do how big a person you could be
if you went some other. Directions people of.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Us so you you THINK i am working? Blue you
BELIEVE i am working? Blue what, now? Buddy you don't
even know what that?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Means you you think THAT i am doing some like dark?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Stuff is that what you think is going on here
or something like?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
No, no, no, no, no, no it's just there's other
shows now, Here, romo take up for you. Again there's
so many SHOWS i listen, to and, Yeah i'm a big.
Fan matter of, FACT i have you a messengers AND
i just heard him go to interview Last Friday, Night
big Link, kenny big fan of the show years ago to.
Sellers but there's so many other shows that cuts is,
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like you wouldn't, Believe but would you get in trouble for?
It you, say why? Shouldn't what do you?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Do you do realize that we can't. Curse we're on,
radio like we're not allowed, to but you're.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Not you're not What i'm? Saying, yes.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What did you? Do did he just say WHAT i
think he?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Said? Yeah wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Wait wait hold a, second so.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Save that in the PODTAST i don't think that made
the air because you're not.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Allowed so, okay wait a, minute hold, on time. Out.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Timeout so so this, guy sir scratch off from from
The bible, Belt marcus calls up to yell at my?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Language is that correct that he? SAID i don't talk
right BECAUSE i use bad. Language but you said he
just to cuss on the. Radio you, said we can't do. That,
yes and he just said a cuss? Word did he?
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Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's you can't say. That CAN i CAN i Get?
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Alex CAN i get. LISTEN i love, you sir Scratch.
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Speaker 2 (26:20):
Brutal chris writes in From, ohio, SAYS i remember when
sir Scratch off cursed on the radio after acting like a.
Godfearing he just did it, Again, Chris he just did it.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Again he did it. Again there you, Go chris, SAYS
i told, You, ben not the first. Time there you.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Go Ferg dog, says nine years ago you Mentioned Arian
foster wanting to challenge a wolf to a?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Fight did that ever? Happen and if, so who?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Won great, Question Ferg, Dog i'm glad that you went
back to nine year old monologues to listen.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
To that did not. Happen if he wanted to race a,
horse of, course of course they could make that.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Happen let's go back to the phones and and let's
go down To america's favorite drag queen caller In New York.
Buffalo we say hello to For, Lexus Hello, Felexus.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hello, Ben happy New, Year hello, everybody, happy, happy Happy New?
Year who?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Cares, yes we're past the Happy new year. Point now
we've moved.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
On i'm still. Celebrating, no you're.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Not allowed to celebrate celebration is. Over the fun police
have come. In you're not allowed to have fun for. Lexus, no, no,
no that.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Depends on what religion you believe.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
In that's nothing to do WITH i BELIEVE i believe. In,
yes that's a great, religion that's. Wonderful, yes how can
we help, you? Flexus let me guess this is how
this call is gonna. Go The Buffalo bills are gonna
win The Super. Bowl The bulls are gonna. Win they're
gonna Beat, jacksonville the greatest. Team bl blah blah blah.
(27:58):
BLAH i don't think.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
So i've been saying all year. Long The Buffalo bills
remind me the old days Of Baive manning and A.
Colt they go to the playoffs the first week that
they get bumped off like the. MOTFIT i, mean you,
know they need to get rid of that. Coach they
need to go up the, DEFENSE i mean, yeah stop
(28:21):
focusing on everything On Josh. Ellen bid yourself a, team you,
know and try to get further the first week of the,
playoffs especially at.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Wildcard are you doing is that real football?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Commentary are you? Okay are you on? Medicine are you in?
Medicine what's going on.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Here, no not? Yet what pretty SOON i will be?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay all, Right well it's.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Great you're your first call of twenty. Twenties how many
years is this? Now you've been calling me For. Lexus
we go way.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Back Me oh, god oh you, KNOW i. FORGET i
wanted to tell. You remember the mom In? Rochester you
call the GUY i an's a show in the. Morning?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Brother we don't you remember you called the show one? Morning?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Uh, YEAH i MEAN I i if anybody WANTS i
go on a lot of like if people ask me
to go on their, Shows i'll go on and.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
WHATEVER i don't remember his show.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Though could you ask him about? Me and he said
it was no good on that?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Air but oh, well he's. Right BUT i love you.
Anyway you, KNOW i love.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You he's, retired not. Not so there we.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Go look at. That you're still ruining radio. Shows he's.
NOT i got. YOU i understand.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
That i'm so.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Happening i'm like a good.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Time you know that's Rightfully you're you are a. Survivor
you AND i we go back many. Men you're on
the original some of the ORIGINAL t. Shirt, brother THE
t shirt they made flexis Your you were on it
and some of the other characters on the.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Show there was The Mad. Clown Mad clown.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Made some mather swag many years. Ago you WERE i
still have that art in my in my.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
STUDIO i still have it my little. Studio you know?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
What, then And i'm, like a what dream you can't
get rid?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Of, YEAH i don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
THAT i would classify you as a wet, dream but
thank YOU. FORX i must move. On let's say hello
to Blind, scott one of the many people that have
threatened my life over the. Years hello Blind scott on
The North. End he's had a lot of breaking news this.
Week this c if he has any more breaking, News
hello Blind.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Scott, WELL i have to go after a nasty drag
queen in a truck driver with a wicket foul. MOUTH
i know a big head Of christian. RADIO i could
get your job In christian radio if you're. INTERESTED i,
know like the biggest guy In christian. Radio while my
Friend dot his your work from.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Tpping you never, know things go wrong. HERE i might
be reading The bible on the.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Air you never.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Know, Yeah oh that's, good, Dude it's funny you mentioned.
It it's A Los Angeles rams. ANNOUNCER i don't know
if IT'S tv or, radio but he's been getting some
time on The Sports. Hub they've, been you, know saying
some stuff about. It the thing, is you don't really
say nothing bad about broadcasters or broadcasters network because they're
all combined. Now but we, just you, know we joke
out him for. Content. Dude we need The patriots to
lose BECAUSE i can't get on the. Air SO i
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wrote a movie script from me And Ben. Mallor it's
Called Ben Versus Blind. Scott the relationship went, sour So
Blind scott stows away on a cargo plane At Logan,
airport finds himself in an, orangefield undetected across The United.
States Blind scott a lot arrives in the orange, field
and that's where the episode's going to stay right, now
you know WHAT i. Mean but Somehow i've managed to
(31:25):
stow away in a cargo plane From logan and alive
and in orangefield In, california and then anything could happen from. Here.
Now this is also a sequel to the movie that
has to do With Blind scott and his friend from
The Sports, tub Where Blind scott breaks into his house
and gets shut and who was wearing a bulletproof vest
because he's an obsessed. Fan that's also What i'm, thinking.
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Dude there's another thing. Too there's this guy F chisholm
from The Sports tub on The. Patriots he's a. Receiver
he makes these weird. Catches he think that football only
makes like one catching jumps up and. Down SO i
got into a big brew haha on social media over.
It i've been with all these people from all over
The United states On instagram that the post has gone
like viral.
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Time all, right all, RIGHT i thank, YOU i GOT
i got a.
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Headache let's say hello To dorko the. Comedy DO i
care about His instagram? Battles no highlight of the hour
Was sir Scratch off yelling at me about being having
a foul mouth and then.
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Cursing on the. Air that was so.
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Good, Uh dorko the, Comedian, Hello, Dorko.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Welcome, Hi, Hi It's Dorkoh.
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YO i got a, show, yo you gotta.
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Show dorko's In. Hawaii all our listeners In. Hawaii they're
big news here In honolulu and all the other. Islands
where's the, Show.
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Dorko it's gonna be at least for a little while
Every sunday night At Skymok's Tap house In Skybox Top
house inside Of International marketplace and, wonderful wacky weird Mikey.
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Kie you Know i've actually been. There how about that small.
World i've been there WHEN i was in years ago
AND i was In. Honolulu we WERE i was there
for The Pro bowl and we were wandering. Around we walked.
In there's a bunch of different shops and, whatnot and
there is that, right restaurants and.
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Whatnot that's.
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Right, Yeah So.
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I'll just say, this come, one come, all if you're
short or tall for, football, basketball this is why you've been.
There they have it, all well kind of except for. Hockey.
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Yo, yeah that's.
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Right, WELL i can't think of a better way to
promote a comedy show In hawaii than on The Ben mallor.
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Show the promotion we need the.
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Mouth.
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Now we do have a lot of listeners In, hawaii
so we because they were on earlier. There it's not
an overnight, show. Right what time is it right?
Speaker 11 (33:42):
Now it's.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Nighttime, Yes.
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I'm aware it's.
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Nighttime what is it like as half an hour it's
a half an hour past The Witching hour.
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When they're riding in the. Sky, YEAH i thought there
were three hours behind.
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US i Guess i'm. Wrong part of the year it's two.
Hours part of the. Hours part of the year's. Three,
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CONFUSING i went To arizona to visit family over the
gap AND i forgot.
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There they're On Chance mountain time right. Now so, yeah it.
Was it was a, mess all, Right thank, You.
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Dorco mike The, Leprechaun, Hello mike The. Leprechaun welcome in The.
Boston there we go From hawaii To. Boston, Hello mike The.
Leprechaun mike The. Leprechaun going once there he?
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Is you kept the best for.
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Last, well the.
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Show's not over. Here we have a bit coming.
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Don't BUT i know their scratch? Off did Let that
was a word he shouldn't have.
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Said.
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Anyway my paints was. Here good morning To?
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Ben oh, hello, Wow, no.
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Say good Morning.
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Hollywood How?
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Hollywood then How's?
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Hollywood?
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Ben?
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Then, oh it's it's. Great it's amazing t. Town. Yeah,
yeah we actually don't go To hollywood very. Often there's
a lot of homeless. People, yeah and people.
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Smoking crack right on the.
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Sidewalks it's really want over.
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THERE i don't go there.
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Anymore, Okay i'm going to do a shout out to
my Workers karen And.
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Jones A brazilian guy who's, brilliant would do my basement
over for The Leprechaun.
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A fool the Lepre Kawn.
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Lodge, yes that's WHAT i caught my man cave down.
There my kids are going to be up in about
half an hour and then, yeah so, YEAH i.
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Keep Doing, okay it's nothing like The Malor. Mansion you've been?
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Doing?
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Then how you been doing?
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WELL I i gotta. Go i'm not going to have
time for the next, bit but hold on if you
want to be part of the next one we will
have coming. Up, okay let's stay On. Old that's. Fine
we got straight.
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Ahead we're gonna have. PASSWORD i know we're a factor,
Fastword factor. Fixtion what is?
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Factor?
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Fiction will be coming UP a seven seven ninety nine On.
Fox we'll get to that and we will do it.
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It please trans bit.
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Effed is it fact or? Fiction let's face some raw
facts on The Ben Maller. Show here we. Go let's
welcome to our.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Judges try g everyone on here at limited time so
we'll see as many as we can this against me
on the year as we. Can eddie And charlotte thumbs,
up her thumbs. Down, Eddie, Hello, eddie, Welcome.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Thank you very, much how you're doing Kend jatz getting?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Harbor? Uh can they? Yes will they probably? Not, probably probably.
Not hold, On, eddie we Have. Milkman mike In. Colorado good, Morning, Milkman.
Speaker 11 (37:44):
Good Morning, ben great show.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
ALWAY i hope we hear From leslie And jack the judge.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
AGAIN i hope they're. Okay mike In New, Hampshire, Hello, mike.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
What's going?
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On?
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Ben? Coop i'm?
Speaker 11 (37:58):
Sorry or she's go down in the divisional round and
The pats win The Super?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Bowl oh? Wow trash talk coupe From mike In New.
Hampshire patriot bravado is what that? Is Patriot? Bravado Coach,
russell we haven't heard him him in a. While he
started carpooling and the guy that he cars pulls with Is.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Aduche, Hello Coach, russell, Welcome, hey.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
Good good, morning my.
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Friend i'm glad to be.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
BACK i am officially driving. AGAIN i was smart pulling
AND i missed the.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Show good good to have you. Back all, right hold on,
there that's all we have time for on The. Judges
so story number, one it's all about the. Chunk you
might remember FORMER nfl Lineman Matt khalil. VIRAL a couple months,
back his influencer ex wife said she got divorced because
he's got a large sausage, apparently and that was an,
(38:51):
issue and so apparently he did not appreciate. That so
he has now sued his ex, wife claiming that he
has been subjected to unwor wanted.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Attention, well many men probably would disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Story number Two Max, maxwell a From Saint vincent to
the church there In, pittsburgh the guy that went out
and spread the holy water on the field and all. That,
well apparently The steelers were so happy this they announced
this week that Father maxwell and the group from the,
church we'll be able to get a luxury box on
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Wild card.
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Three edie number, one all, Right Mal, Graham mike went.
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Toward, three number, One.
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Mike In New, hampshire number. Two Coach russell number, one
it's number. Two The steelers did not give a luxury.
Box they should that job by.
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