June 18, 2022 • 33 mins
Ben Maller and his 5th Hour partner Danny G. have a fun Saturday ready to go for you! They talk griddle guru, Cactus Maller, Ms. Karen, back scratcher, Pop Quiz and more!
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Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome
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hookers and cocaine. That's what we are in the podcast game.
You might even get forty minutes of relaxation time today
because it's Saturday. Damn it. That is right. You might
get some relaxation, but don't be too close to your cat,
because then your cat will destroy yourself. We learned that
in the previous episode of the Fifth Hour. Uh so
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Saturday always fun, Life of Mallard, Life of Danny g
We've got grit Old Guru, Cactus Mallard, Ms, Karen Backscratcher,
and possibly pop Quiz depending on how much time we have.
So that's that's not bad. That's a nice menu. That's
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a solid menu on the on the Saturday pod. Right,
it's not bad. It's a lot of that's right, a
lot of Bobba gnoos. All right, yeah, well let's get ready.
Uh so the Alien Old Pine Er, a fine supporter
of the Mallard Militia and a Brigadier General in the
Mallard Militia alfae Ao Piner picked up on my subtle
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hints on this podcast, and I have announced. I'll announced
it officially right now that I I am. Now, you
pay me five thousand dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine
Benny the Griddle guy who the GrITT Ole Guru, if
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you will. Many many months ago, I had mentioned I
was thinking about getting a griddle I don't know which
one to get, and Alpha actually sent me a couple
of things. Uh, there's a couple of other fans of
the show that recommended things that they had used and
so I got myself, he should I name the brand.
I don't need to name the brand. They're not an advertiser.
But it's a well known grid Old brand, blue Stone,
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you know, kind of like something like that, you know.
So I got this thing. And for many years I
always been a barbecue guy, Summers barbecue, like Benny the
barbecue guy. And I have nothing against the barbecue I have.
I have no anti barbecue position. I am very neutral.
I'm pro barbecue. If anything, I'm not even neutral pro barbecue.
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But this contraption takes a sledgehammer to the traditional barbecue.
And I have undergone a metamorphosis Danny, from the green
banana to the aforemation grittle guru. And for some reason,
I don't know why this got into my head about
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a year ago, I've thought about it this. I got
this Michigans in my head that I needed I needed
a grittle, that for some reason, the grittle was gonna
make my life complete, and and so, realizing I'm a
total sugunar, I ended up embracing this, and in cahoots
with my wife, we ended up getting a griddle from
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one of the local home improvement stores and I've been
mastering my griddle game. The reason I didn't bring it
up right away. I wanted to master my right hand
was getting a workout the art of the griddle. My
core down blue level cheese steak outstanding, authentic. We could
bring fats from Philadelphia, Tony Bruno and all my guys Garganna,
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all these Philly guys that I know, uh that I
know through radio, and they would say, that's a great
cheese steak. And since then, I have also mastered the fajitas,
the beef bogogi with rice, Smash Smash Burgers Oklahoma Onion Burgers,
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I made a rip off Juicy Lucy Burger, and I've
been experimenting with different things and I really enjoyed I've had.
I've had a good time, and my wife loves it
because I end up usually cooking on the weekends pretty
much every Friday and Saturday and Sunday. I'm there, and
I gotta tell you, Danny. For years, I always said,
when people finally realize I suck at radio and they
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get rid of me, that I was gonna go to
Costco and get a job pushing shopping carts around. But
now I think I can work a griddle at a
short order restaurant. I believe I could handle the griddle.
I could be the griddle guy. Make I'm not lying,
by the way, I'm not exaggerating, I'm not embellishing. I
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am telling you, Danny that I've I've spent enough time
over the last couple of months on this thing that
if you put me in an environment where I'm in
the kitchen and you said I need fifteen burgers, boom done,
no problem. You want cheeseburger, what you want? I wanted
to juicy lucy. You want to smash burger, you want
it well done? You want to burn? Now, I don't
make call him burn, you know. For me, of course,
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it's burn, baby bird. You know that's how I opera.
Absolutely give me a nice ovation there. But not everyone
likes it the way I like it, and some people
like it different ways, and so you have to honor that.
But I've had fun with that. And if you have,
as a fan of this podcast and the radio show,
if you have a special grittle recipe, if you want
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to send that to my inbox, you can send it
to Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, or you
can send it to Ben Mallor's show at gmail dot com.
Either one will work, so I'm looking to crank it up.
I have not done any breakfast foods on there. I
understand you can make pancakes really easily on the grittle.
So are you a griddle guy, Danny or No? I
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mean I will eat everything you make off that grittle.
We're gonna have you over one of the these parties.
I guess we can have parties again, because I was
gonna ask you, are you gonna be the grittl guru
at your Christmas party? I'm thinking I'm gonna do it.
I'm thinking I'm gonna be making the fee. Is that
way I don't have to ask socialize. I can just
be the fahita guy. There's a lot of meat. Is
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a lot of meat, cut up the chicken. You put
some peppers in there, some onions. It's easy to go.
Oh and the other thing that's apathetic, I am, says
I like all these gadgets. I've been watching these YouTube
videos on cookie trying to learn different ways to cook
and trying to experiment. So a mandolin. Now I know
what the mandolin the instrument was. I didn't know. Do
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you know what a mandolin is in the kitchen. No,
it's like this thing to cut onions or peppers really thin,
like razor thin. That's really good. It's not that much
you get like Walmart for well he used to get
it for ten bucks. Now it's like fifteen bucks. And
this thing is great and it really helps. And you're
making onions on the griddle or some along those lines,
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and you gotta I gotta squeeze the onions thin there
works out very well. Yeah I'm getting money for that
or not, but I just I enjoy you're laughing at me?
Is this? This is my my new thing here, This
is my thing, Danny g that I I have moved
on to cooking, baking and cooking now this is my
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new deal here. I'm not doubting you, man. I've seen
you prep for a show. Yeah, so if you prep
that much for a radio show, I can imagine you
prepping that much for a dinner. So I know it's
gonna come out tasting pretty good. Well, thank you. And
and that is also why my wife is annoyed often
by this. And she can speak for herself. She's not
here right now, um, but when she's cooking, she's very
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good cook. I love my wife's cooking. It's an added
bonus and all that wonderful. But she I always tell
her she cooks like a a TV cooking show, you
know how a TV cooking show that you just throw
the pots everywhere, the pants everywhere, it's messy, use seventeen
different items, um, and that that's kind of how she
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rolls and says, I, I'm the dishwasher. That's my other
job at the house. I'm the dishwasher. So as the
dishwasher at the Mallard Man in the north Woods, I
realized what a pain in the key stir it is
to have to wash everything, so I try to minimize
the number of dishes being used. She's she's cool with
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using lots of dishes because she knows I'm the the
big dummy over there is gonna end up washing everything anyway.
So what the hell? Okay, you're the production assistant. Yes, yes,
I'm helping on the intern on the TV show. Now
with that taking that to the next page here, so uh,
the life of Mallard and all that stuff. So that
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that's one of the things I've been doing. And good job,
good listening by alf that caught onto that he's been
peppering me with emails. Oh I also, before I forgot,
this was not where yet, this was not part of
the rundown. I would like to thank Alf. One of
the commercials I've been doing on the podcast, I was
promoting a website for you know, so people at the
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company knew that you were as a fan of the podcast.
You were clicking on to buy the product to look
at the product. Alf's like, hey, uh, you know that
website doesn't work. And then a couple other people emailed
me and said, you know, Ben, that website doesn't work,
and and so I thought, well, these guys are probably
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just punking me. It's probably some kind of conspiracy to
punk me. You know, it's goof on Bend today. And
so I I clicked on it and hand to god,
it did not work. So I contacted management. I said,
what the hell? You know, these people are spending good
money on this commercial and the website doesn't work, and
so they said they were they were going to fix it. Whoops. Yeah,
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but thank you, and please, uh you know, I can't
tell you to buy anything, I can encourage you to
buy stuff, but it does help when when these companies
put my name and as a tag on a website
or something like that, or a code, a discount code.
They do monitor people keep in tracking that stuff. So
it does help. And these are these are good products.
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You're a nice guy, and you can't tell people to
buy stuff, but I can so listen up to you
cheap anything you hear on this podcast, by two of them,
two of them, that's right, exactly correct on that in fact,
by one that you might not need for three years
from now. By a third one, how about that? And
you know Christmas is gonna be here in Hanaka before
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you know it or whatever you celebrate, so just send
some random gifts out, you know, to send some random
gives out and with the brand on. So thanks that.
I just remember that. So thanks Alvin the other people
you know who you are, that sent them so among
the other Life of Mallard Tales, Danny the Wife. One thing,
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you know that you're getting married, you're in the process
of give and you know from your dealings with the
the Kinder Gentler agenda that uh, there's always got to
be something this, this's gotta be the ball has always
gotta be moving right, you know what I mean. There's
all something. They gotta be some kind of nonsense. So
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my wife decided that we needed to kind of gussy
up the backyard at the Mallard mansion. Keep in mind, now,
my wife's very good cook. He's very very social, great person,
wonderful with animals and kids and everyone loves. The one
thing she did not get a lot of is the
green thumb. Uh. And I've I've known her for a
long time, we've married a long time, and I would
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say she has a black thumb. Pretty much every plant
we have bought it works the same way. It's like
groundhog Day. We go to home depot or lows we
see some flowers. Oh, that's so great. I'll keep this
is gonna be wonderful, and I'm gonna take care of
it on water and It'll be fine. So every one
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of them has ended up dead. Nothing has lived. So
every plant she's scared for has ended up in the
big forest in the sky. And so, but she determined
list we need to go more of a Southwestern flavor day.
The succulents, yes, so as as in cactus, and so
we uh we went the other day. We went to
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the home improvement store, loaded up, grabbed a bunch of
random cacti. Now, I went for the cactus flowers, is
what I went for. Dan, I went for the cactus.
I think it was kind of cool. I'm not really
a big cactus guy. I enjoyed traditional plants. But whatever,
you know, it's give it a shot. And these things
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are pretty simple. It's like gardening for idiots, you know.
To make sure it gets a lot of sun watered occasionally.
You're good to go. You know. It's it's it's like
making burgers with a Hamburger helper. You just add water
and mix it together. You're good to go. So I
picked out some cactus flowers. She liked more of the pickle,
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kind of fallus looking cactus that looked like a giant
sausage with a little a little pricks on it. Can
you say that on the podcast? That's a podcast you
can see whatever hell you want, right, I don't know
who the hell's listening. So she she went for that
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Arizona desert cacti look. And so we we had a big,
big night under this the night sky there. We put
together a bunch of pots, we put together the cactus
and we'll see what happens. How many weeks. What's the
over under on how many weeks before these things start dying.
It's really hard to screw this one up. Yeah, we'll
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find out. Yeah, and we get a fair amount of
sun here in California. They did they tax us for
the sun? I know they tax us for everything else.
Do we get taxed for the sun? And I saw
a story saying that in they're thinking about taxing us
for the sun? Yes, per per second we sit outside,
They're going to Texas. Yes, I think that's how that's
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gonna go. So I am mildly optimistic this at least
has more than just your average hail mary chance of succeeding.
And we'll see how that goes. But my my wife
is excited about her. She was asking me when you know,
she was working to check on the cactus, like the
little baby, a little babies, And I'm like, okay, I'll go,
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I'll go throw some water on the on the cactus.
So turning the page on that to miss Karen. Boy,
what a tough tough name. Eddie Garcia's wife is named Karen.
And when she was named Karen, that's a great name.
Now the name has been hijacked. Sure do you ever
worry that your name is gonna be hijacked, like a
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guy named Danny will do something really bad, or for
me Ben, somebody hadn't named Band will do something terrible
and then the bend the name will will look will
be Sully. Yeah. I've never thought about that, but we've
both worked with Karen. Kay, that's right, okay, Yeah, and
you're right about Eddie's wife. It's gotta suck to be
a Karen. Right now? My step mom is a Karen.
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Okay literally and figuratively. Oh no, no, she's she's okay,
she can be a little okay, she's half a care
And then my dad calls her carry I'm like, Dad,
it's not gonna not make her a Karen. But keep trying.
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How many names? This is a side. How many names
do you think have been canceled? Like I'm talking about now.
Things you get canceled all the time. But I I
I remember reading something online. I don't know if this
is true or not, but I'll go with it anyway.
Why not? Before World War Two, the name Hitler was
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not It was a popular name, Like well, it wasn't.
I would say it was tremendously popular, but there were
a bunch of people that were named Hitler, and then
we know what happened, and thus the end of the name.
They were named Adolphe. They were named Hitler. Oh, Adolf
was the names right? Yeah, I don't think the Hitler
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was like a bunch of Hitler's running. No, no, no,
they're named Adolf. And then there was was the Katrina.
Remember there was the hurricane Bill for Bill Cosby. And
I guess now Amber for Amber heard could maybe be like, oh,
you're an Amber. Yeah, Karen is the one. It's a
tough one. You might want to go with k you know,
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instead of Karen, go with k Hey, k what's going on?
K agent k here from Yeah, pull the Kerry k
a r. I exactly, you're a Karen and hiding. Yeah, well,
I'm not sure of ms Norr's first name, but I'm
gonna guess that she's a Karen. Okay, Because on the
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campus that I was working on last week, it was
my last week there, and then now I'm gonna go
for the rest of the summer to a different campus,
and I'm gonna be teaching science for the rest of
the summer, all right now, because it was my last week.
Some of the staff members said, Hey, it would be
awesome if you could bring your DJ gear out here
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and play for the kids. And I said, sure thing,
I'll bring my speakers, my laptop, I'll set it all
up and we can have a little dance party for
the kids. Since it's my last day, get all the
gear out there. Ben It's a ninety degree day, but
I tried to get out there before the sun was
really beaten down on everybody, so I got it all
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set up. There's this one teacher who's not even supposed
to be on the campus. She's a full time teacher
who's there during the regular school year right now. Obviously
there's summer teachers on the campus. The teachers who have
broomsticks up their asses are doing their lesson planning and
meetings and stuff like that with the district. They're making
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their witches brew. It's what they are, off campus, off
site mostly. Okay, they're not supposed to be on the campus.
So there's this one teacher though, named Miss Norton. What
a bitch. Okay she she's and she's probably only one
or two out of that whole staff that you wouldn't
want to have a run in with because I swear
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to God, when you see her walking towards you, there
is a soundtrack playing and it sounds like this Dent
ent down, Denton Enter down. Though it is definitely that
wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz. She's the kind
of teacher who during the regular school year, when I'd
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be helping me after school program, she would come out
of her classroom, slam the door, stop over to us
and make a declaration about whatever was going on in
her classroom after school and how dare we make noise? Oh?
One of them? And then again, she's probably been a
teacher for fifty years or something like that long time,
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and she's just given up on everything. She looks weather beaten.
She's she's been around the block a few times in
the teaching game, and she's been beaten down by life.
Is that one of those types? Yes, I think so.
I think so. You know, a little makeup and bow
talks and if she smiled a little bit more, maybe
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she'd be presentable. But instead she marches around the campus
like that normally, so kids are scared of her. Yeah,
well I haven't seen her this summer. Go that morning
with all my DJ Garrett I'm like, I'm gonna say
goodbye to the kids here by playing music for a
couple hours for him, and they'll think of you as
like the greatest guy of all time, and they'll it'll
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be forty years old someday and said we were in
summer school with this cool teacher and he was a DJ,
and it was like the coolest thing of all time.
And they'll tell their kids about it, and then the yeah,
you're that guy. You want to be that guy, You're
on your way to be that guy. And then this woman,
what does she do? Put the first song on? Kids
are going crazy. It's a big dance party right in
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front of me, and I hear a door slam. Denton
Enter down, Denton Enter down. There comes the cavalry, the
biggest Karen of all Karen's comes walking up to my
DJ gear. My first thought is what the funk is
she doing here during summer school? And my second thought
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is let me put my headphones on because I do
not want to hear her. This music is very loud.
How long? How long are you gonna be playing this
loud music? I am lesson planning in the district. Degreed
that I could use my own classroom for this today
boy boy louis here we go. So she stomps into
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the main office. I watch her stomp into the main office,
and I'm like, there we go. She's filing an official
complaint right now. Although the ladies in the office, some
of the ones who helped me, you know, set up
this treat for the kids, like I hope they sheer
ass away, know stt even supposed to be here. So
she walks out of the office looking even more piste off.
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So the ladies in the office must have blew her off.
She goes back to her classroom, slams the door, and
I just I tried to not pay attention. I just
I played the next song. I was making announcements on
the microphone. I'm DJ, and the kids are dancing. They're
doing the cha cha slide. They're having a great time.
Here comes miss Norton again. Are you sure you can't
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turn it down? It is so loud? And I told
her that's kind of the point, that's why these speakers
are big. I mean, ben. She walked over to me
probably four times during the two hours I was playing
the music. She was stomping back and forth between her
room and the office. She basically put a damper. The
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kids didn't know what was going on because it was
behind the scenes. You put a damper on my fun.
And I got to tell you, man, next school year,
when I see her, I swear to God, I'm gonna
bring my Bluetooth boombox with me, put it on my shoulder,
and anytime she's near me, I'm gonna turn it up
full blast. Wow, that is just what it is. Always that.
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I mean, may she at some point wasn't like that, right,
sound like you know growing up you couldn't be like
that as a kid. At some point you become the
a whole Yes, and you think you would see all
of those kids having a great time dancing and it
would put a smile on your face, but instead you
wanted to stop. Yeah, it's it's let let them have
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a good time. It's summer school. It's supposed to be
Its supposed to be fun. You know, it's not supposed
to be like normal school. It's summer not at least
you're not like that school. And did you see that
story in Juno, Alaska this week? Did you see that
the other day that the kids were given at summer
school they thought they were being served milk, but they
were given floor celan instead of milk by by the
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summer school program going to the parents in Juno, Alaska.
That story has been bouncing around this week. How does
one make that mistake? Assuming that's a real story, I
how doesn't want to end up making that that's sir,
looks like milk, quite and no, nobody tasted and says,
wait a minute, that's not milk. That's something else in there.
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That's wild. Yeah, I mean we get in trouble for
dress codes. I can't imagine making a mistake like that. Well,
it is Alaska, though, so is it? Have you ever
I've never been to Alaska. I don't know. I've never
I know I know it's next door neighbors with Russia.
I know that my brothers, my younger brother has been there.
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I think my older brother has been there too. I'm
the only brother that hasn't been there. What's up with that?
But yeah, I've never never been to Alaska, so I'm
not sure. It's like it seems like it's a lot
of well obviously a lot of cold coldness, but also
more rustic western kind of thing. Right. Some among those
lines I think go there on a cruise someday. I
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think that would be cool. Yeah, the Alaskan cruise, absolutely,
as long as we had a balcony. And we talked
about that last week. Oh yeah, I think at some
point get to Alaska. Fight when the lottery or the
price of fuel gets much cheaper or something along, something
along as the lines. So the back scratcher this is
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the weekly portion of the fifth Hour podcast where you
scratch our back, we scratch your back and our tip
of the on air lights to the loyal p one
millions in the Malam militias. So this week, how many
reviews do we have? One? But we're okay with that, right,
We're okay with one a week because one a week.
(25:45):
Over the course of time, that will multiply and then
the numbers will be We're fine with one. We'd like
to two is better than one. We'd really like three,
but we'll take one. One's fine, we'll sell one we
can and the one ones okay, none, not so good one,
(26:06):
you know, okay? Zero? Uh yeah, that's a problem with zero,
but one fine. So the review five stars but not
all positive baby pure six six six, right, So that's
the sign of the devil and says, crappy download. I
(26:30):
love the podcast, but since you changed whoever does the
uploading of the new fifth Hour over the weekend half
the time, it will not load on my phone and
says temporarily unavailable. Super annoying. Uh fix it. But he
did give us five stars, Tony, so that's the positive.
So I'd like to just say, I don't know they
(26:51):
changed the way the Lites podcasts are uploaded. Company. Yeah,
it's the company that is the the platform I Heart
You is to shoot all of their podcasts out to
the world. Yes. Uh, somebody made the decision at a
very high level that makes a lot more money than us.
It is much more important than we are that this
is what needed to be done. And I have had
(27:13):
a number of people have been upset anytime you change anything, Danny.
As you know, people do not like change. People do
not respond to change very well. But if this is
a legitimate thing, where it's an issue with a quality,
then we should certainly pass that on to the powers
that be and hopefully they can can take care of it.
(27:34):
I know I've had a lot of people send me
messages upset about the I heart stream that they listened
to the show in real time, and we have a
lot of interactive bits that we do on the show,
and I guess they've been the way that the way
it works, if you're listening in real time, they'll be
adding I don't know what they add on to it.
I don't really know how it works. All I know
(27:55):
is it ends up being delayed. They must be adding
some extra commercials in or something like that it and
so you end up getting the program on a kind
of lengthy delay. So you if you respond in real time,
I don't get it because you're you're fifteen minutes behind
where I am doing the show live. So that's another thing,
and I don't I don't understand how that works either.
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It doesn't make sense how that would go if you're
listening to a live show. But hopefully that stuff can
be fixed. And I have heard that if you listen
to some of the local affiliates on I Heart that
you don't have the delay, So I'm not sure what
that's all about, but hopefully, yeah, I'll get fixed. I
know that I Heart is still tinkering with uploading podcast,
(28:39):
but let me tell you this, they make money from it.
So if there are any issues, they will not last long.
In fact, it's not even a company they're using, it's
a company they purchased. This company we're now using that
shoots all the podcasts out worldwide. My heart now owns
that company, So I doubt that there's gonna be any
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sort of law term issues. I haven't had a lot
of complaints, thank goodness. It's been working pretty smooth so
far for the most part. But if you do have
any issues at all, you can always hit me up
on Twitter at Danny G Radio. Yeah, and you're right,
and there's a glitch this is this is a big
money maker these podcasts for the company. So if there's
(29:20):
some kind of glitch there, something that it goes hey wire,
and then they will they will make sure whoever the
blundering person is will be uh, it will be correct. Yeah.
Anytime I've sent them emails about a podcast issue, I
get a response literally in ten minutes, but I have
to make sure not to put your name. If I
put a dollar inquiry, then it's like a two day wait.
(29:44):
Well you do work for the company, though, it does
have an advantaged because I'm just kidding, I know, I know,
all right, So moving on to pop Quiz. We'll do
a few of these and then we'll get the heck
out of here for the Saturday podcast. So the question,
I'll ask the questions if you can come with answer.
So nearly forty of us and these are things I
(30:07):
found on the internet random So nearly of us say
doing this immediately puts us in a much better mood.
What is something that people say doing this put you
in a better mood? Taking drugs? We got from k Health.
That is absolutely correct. Congratulations, you got that right, unless
you didn't know. The correct answer is watching a sunset,
(30:31):
all right? That is a West coast advantage. We have
a West coast advantage with the sunset. Sunsets in the West,
and you go out to the Pacific and you can
watch the sunset. On the East coast, you gotta look
backwards when you're on the beach to watch the sunset.
Advantage West Coast. Now sunrise advantage East coast. Yes, and
I was gonna say the sunrise is very underrated. Yeah,
(30:53):
although I'm awake for both the sunrise and the sunset.
I I don't normally go out to see the sunrise,
but I'm awake. I'm usually in the studio here doing
some nonsense and the sunset. I did see the sunset
a fair amount, all right. According to a new survey,
more money is spent on this hobby than any other. Boy.
(31:17):
It's something that came up in conversation. And yes, we
did a whole segment on anime. We brought Tisher in here.
We did a whole thing on anime. And we're gonna
go chi ching, chi ching, chiching. No gardening, wow, likely
(31:38):
because people are like my wife where they buy flowers
and they look, oh, this looks great, we'll keep it alive,
and then things dies alright. South Dakota has more of
these than any other state. What is it then? Quick prostitutes? Yes,
a lot of a lot of floozies in South here. No. Uh,
family owned business? How is it possible to here? That
(31:59):
doesn't seems amazing? How about it must be per capita
because there's not a ton of people living in South Dakota.
So you can't tell me that in like Manhattan or
New York in general, California, these huge texas, these huge
states that there's not more family owned businesses. I just
find that hard to believe. More reason to be a prostitute,
you'd have a lot of regulars. Your your own boss. Yeah,
(32:22):
you're your own boss. Thirty three percent of people by
this from the grocery store at least once a week.
What is it gotta be? Bread? Frozen dinner, frozen TV dinner.
That was a staple when I was a bachelor. I
am such a radio loser. I used to love that
back in the day. All right, we'll get out of
there on that and anything to promote here Danny on
(32:45):
a Saturday that people should know about. I am gonna
be inside the Fox Sports Radio Network studios in beautiful
Sherman Oaks, California for Heartman in Shorts, and then after
that it's going to be the no Weekend show with
from Salam out Standing, and I will be sitting on
a beach somewhere and contemplating the time space continuum and
(33:09):
I look forward to that. Have a wonderful rest of
your day. Thank you, Tell a friend about the podcast
and we'll catch you next time. Asta pasta gott a murder,
Gotta go
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You might even get forty minutes of relaxation time today
because it's Saturday. Damn it. That is right. You might
get some relaxation, but don't be too close to your cat,
because then your cat will destroy yourself. We learned that
in the previous episode of the Fifth Hour. Uh so
(01:27):
Saturday always fun, Life of Mallard, Life of Danny g
We've got grit Old Guru, Cactus Mallard, Ms, Karen Backscratcher,
and possibly pop Quiz depending on how much time we have.
So that's that's not bad. That's a nice menu. That's
(01:48):
a solid menu on the on the Saturday pod. Right,
it's not bad. It's a lot of that's right, a
lot of Bobba gnoos. All right, yeah, well let's get ready.
Uh so the Alien Old Pine Er, a fine supporter
of the Mallard Militia and a Brigadier General in the
Mallard Militia alfae Ao Piner picked up on my subtle
(02:13):
hints on this podcast, and I have announced. I'll announced
it officially right now that I I am. Now, you
pay me five thousand dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine
Benny the Griddle guy who the GrITT Ole Guru, if
(02:34):
you will. Many many months ago, I had mentioned I
was thinking about getting a griddle I don't know which
one to get, and Alpha actually sent me a couple
of things. Uh, there's a couple of other fans of
the show that recommended things that they had used and
so I got myself, he should I name the brand.
I don't need to name the brand. They're not an advertiser.
But it's a well known grid Old brand, blue Stone,
(02:59):
you know, kind of like something like that, you know.
So I got this thing. And for many years I
always been a barbecue guy, Summers barbecue, like Benny the
barbecue guy. And I have nothing against the barbecue I have.
I have no anti barbecue position. I am very neutral.
I'm pro barbecue. If anything, I'm not even neutral pro barbecue.
(03:23):
But this contraption takes a sledgehammer to the traditional barbecue.
And I have undergone a metamorphosis Danny, from the green
banana to the aforemation grittle guru. And for some reason,
I don't know why this got into my head about
(03:46):
a year ago, I've thought about it this. I got
this Michigans in my head that I needed I needed
a grittle, that for some reason, the grittle was gonna
make my life complete, and and so, realizing I'm a
total sugunar, I ended up embracing this, and in cahoots
with my wife, we ended up getting a griddle from
(04:09):
one of the local home improvement stores and I've been
mastering my griddle game. The reason I didn't bring it
up right away. I wanted to master my right hand
was getting a workout the art of the griddle. My
core down blue level cheese steak outstanding, authentic. We could
bring fats from Philadelphia, Tony Bruno and all my guys Garganna,
(04:34):
all these Philly guys that I know, uh that I
know through radio, and they would say, that's a great
cheese steak. And since then, I have also mastered the fajitas,
the beef bogogi with rice, Smash Smash Burgers Oklahoma Onion Burgers,
(04:55):
I made a rip off Juicy Lucy Burger, and I've
been experimenting with different things and I really enjoyed I've had.
I've had a good time, and my wife loves it
because I end up usually cooking on the weekends pretty
much every Friday and Saturday and Sunday. I'm there, and
I gotta tell you, Danny. For years, I always said,
when people finally realize I suck at radio and they
(05:18):
get rid of me, that I was gonna go to
Costco and get a job pushing shopping carts around. But
now I think I can work a griddle at a
short order restaurant. I believe I could handle the griddle.
I could be the griddle guy. Make I'm not lying,
by the way, I'm not exaggerating, I'm not embellishing. I
(05:40):
am telling you, Danny that I've I've spent enough time
over the last couple of months on this thing that
if you put me in an environment where I'm in
the kitchen and you said I need fifteen burgers, boom done,
no problem. You want cheeseburger, what you want? I wanted
to juicy lucy. You want to smash burger, you want
it well done? You want to burn? Now, I don't
make call him burn, you know. For me, of course,
(06:02):
it's burn, baby bird. You know that's how I opera.
Absolutely give me a nice ovation there. But not everyone
likes it the way I like it, and some people
like it different ways, and so you have to honor that.
But I've had fun with that. And if you have,
as a fan of this podcast and the radio show,
if you have a special grittle recipe, if you want
(06:22):
to send that to my inbox, you can send it
to Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, or you
can send it to Ben Mallor's show at gmail dot com.
Either one will work, so I'm looking to crank it up.
I have not done any breakfast foods on there. I
understand you can make pancakes really easily on the grittle.
So are you a griddle guy, Danny or No? I
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mean I will eat everything you make off that grittle.
We're gonna have you over one of the these parties.
I guess we can have parties again, because I was
gonna ask you, are you gonna be the grittl guru
at your Christmas party? I'm thinking I'm gonna do it.
I'm thinking I'm gonna be making the fee. Is that
way I don't have to ask socialize. I can just
be the fahita guy. There's a lot of meat. Is
(07:06):
a lot of meat, cut up the chicken. You put
some peppers in there, some onions. It's easy to go.
Oh and the other thing that's apathetic, I am, says
I like all these gadgets. I've been watching these YouTube
videos on cookie trying to learn different ways to cook
and trying to experiment. So a mandolin. Now I know
what the mandolin the instrument was. I didn't know. Do
(07:26):
you know what a mandolin is in the kitchen. No,
it's like this thing to cut onions or peppers really thin,
like razor thin. That's really good. It's not that much
you get like Walmart for well he used to get
it for ten bucks. Now it's like fifteen bucks. And
this thing is great and it really helps. And you're
making onions on the griddle or some along those lines,
(07:46):
and you gotta I gotta squeeze the onions thin there
works out very well. Yeah I'm getting money for that
or not, but I just I enjoy you're laughing at me?
Is this? This is my my new thing here, This
is my thing, Danny g that I I have moved
on to cooking, baking and cooking now this is my
(08:07):
new deal here. I'm not doubting you, man. I've seen
you prep for a show. Yeah, so if you prep
that much for a radio show, I can imagine you
prepping that much for a dinner. So I know it's
gonna come out tasting pretty good. Well, thank you. And
and that is also why my wife is annoyed often
by this. And she can speak for herself. She's not
here right now, um, but when she's cooking, she's very
(08:30):
good cook. I love my wife's cooking. It's an added
bonus and all that wonderful. But she I always tell
her she cooks like a a TV cooking show, you
know how a TV cooking show that you just throw
the pots everywhere, the pants everywhere, it's messy, use seventeen
different items, um, and that that's kind of how she
(08:52):
rolls and says, I, I'm the dishwasher. That's my other
job at the house. I'm the dishwasher. So as the
dishwasher at the Mallard Man in the north Woods, I
realized what a pain in the key stir it is
to have to wash everything, so I try to minimize
the number of dishes being used. She's she's cool with
(09:13):
using lots of dishes because she knows I'm the the
big dummy over there is gonna end up washing everything anyway.
So what the hell? Okay, you're the production assistant. Yes, yes,
I'm helping on the intern on the TV show. Now
with that taking that to the next page here, so uh,
the life of Mallard and all that stuff. So that
(09:34):
that's one of the things I've been doing. And good job,
good listening by alf that caught onto that he's been
peppering me with emails. Oh I also, before I forgot,
this was not where yet, this was not part of
the rundown. I would like to thank Alf. One of
the commercials I've been doing on the podcast, I was
promoting a website for you know, so people at the
(09:56):
company knew that you were as a fan of the podcast.
You were clicking on to buy the product to look
at the product. Alf's like, hey, uh, you know that
website doesn't work. And then a couple other people emailed
me and said, you know, Ben, that website doesn't work,
and and so I thought, well, these guys are probably
(10:16):
just punking me. It's probably some kind of conspiracy to
punk me. You know, it's goof on Bend today. And
so I I clicked on it and hand to god,
it did not work. So I contacted management. I said,
what the hell? You know, these people are spending good
money on this commercial and the website doesn't work, and
so they said they were they were going to fix it. Whoops. Yeah,
(10:37):
but thank you, and please, uh you know, I can't
tell you to buy anything, I can encourage you to
buy stuff, but it does help when when these companies
put my name and as a tag on a website
or something like that, or a code, a discount code.
They do monitor people keep in tracking that stuff. So
it does help. And these are these are good products.
(11:00):
You're a nice guy, and you can't tell people to
buy stuff, but I can so listen up to you
cheap anything you hear on this podcast, by two of them,
two of them, that's right, exactly correct on that in fact,
by one that you might not need for three years
from now. By a third one, how about that? And
you know Christmas is gonna be here in Hanaka before
(11:21):
you know it or whatever you celebrate, so just send
some random gifts out, you know, to send some random
gives out and with the brand on. So thanks that.
I just remember that. So thanks Alvin the other people
you know who you are, that sent them so among
the other Life of Mallard Tales, Danny the Wife. One thing,
(11:42):
you know that you're getting married, you're in the process
of give and you know from your dealings with the
the Kinder Gentler agenda that uh, there's always got to
be something this, this's gotta be the ball has always
gotta be moving right, you know what I mean. There's
all something. They gotta be some kind of nonsense. So
(12:02):
my wife decided that we needed to kind of gussy
up the backyard at the Mallard mansion. Keep in mind, now,
my wife's very good cook. He's very very social, great person,
wonderful with animals and kids and everyone loves. The one
thing she did not get a lot of is the
green thumb. Uh. And I've I've known her for a
long time, we've married a long time, and I would
(12:24):
say she has a black thumb. Pretty much every plant
we have bought it works the same way. It's like
groundhog Day. We go to home depot or lows we
see some flowers. Oh, that's so great. I'll keep this
is gonna be wonderful, and I'm gonna take care of
it on water and It'll be fine. So every one
(12:45):
of them has ended up dead. Nothing has lived. So
every plant she's scared for has ended up in the
big forest in the sky. And so, but she determined
list we need to go more of a Southwestern flavor day.
The succulents, yes, so as as in cactus, and so
we uh we went the other day. We went to
(13:06):
the home improvement store, loaded up, grabbed a bunch of
random cacti. Now, I went for the cactus flowers, is
what I went for. Dan, I went for the cactus.
I think it was kind of cool. I'm not really
a big cactus guy. I enjoyed traditional plants. But whatever,
you know, it's give it a shot. And these things
(13:26):
are pretty simple. It's like gardening for idiots, you know.
To make sure it gets a lot of sun watered occasionally.
You're good to go. You know. It's it's it's like
making burgers with a Hamburger helper. You just add water
and mix it together. You're good to go. So I
picked out some cactus flowers. She liked more of the pickle,
(13:47):
kind of fallus looking cactus that looked like a giant
sausage with a little a little pricks on it. Can
you say that on the podcast? That's a podcast you
can see whatever hell you want, right, I don't know
who the hell's listening. So she she went for that
(14:10):
Arizona desert cacti look. And so we we had a big,
big night under this the night sky there. We put
together a bunch of pots, we put together the cactus
and we'll see what happens. How many weeks. What's the
over under on how many weeks before these things start dying.
It's really hard to screw this one up. Yeah, we'll
(14:32):
find out. Yeah, and we get a fair amount of
sun here in California. They did they tax us for
the sun? I know they tax us for everything else.
Do we get taxed for the sun? And I saw
a story saying that in they're thinking about taxing us
for the sun? Yes, per per second we sit outside,
They're going to Texas. Yes, I think that's how that's
(14:53):
gonna go. So I am mildly optimistic this at least
has more than just your average hail mary chance of succeeding.
And we'll see how that goes. But my my wife
is excited about her. She was asking me when you know,
she was working to check on the cactus, like the
little baby, a little babies, And I'm like, okay, I'll go,
(15:16):
I'll go throw some water on the on the cactus.
So turning the page on that to miss Karen. Boy,
what a tough tough name. Eddie Garcia's wife is named Karen.
And when she was named Karen, that's a great name.
Now the name has been hijacked. Sure do you ever
worry that your name is gonna be hijacked, like a
(15:37):
guy named Danny will do something really bad, or for
me Ben, somebody hadn't named Band will do something terrible
and then the bend the name will will look will
be Sully. Yeah. I've never thought about that, but we've
both worked with Karen. Kay, that's right, okay, Yeah, and
you're right about Eddie's wife. It's gotta suck to be
a Karen. Right now? My step mom is a Karen.
(15:58):
Okay literally and figuratively. Oh no, no, she's she's okay,
she can be a little okay, she's half a care
And then my dad calls her carry I'm like, Dad,
it's not gonna not make her a Karen. But keep trying.
(16:18):
How many names? This is a side. How many names
do you think have been canceled? Like I'm talking about now.
Things you get canceled all the time. But I I
I remember reading something online. I don't know if this
is true or not, but I'll go with it anyway.
Why not? Before World War Two, the name Hitler was
(16:41):
not It was a popular name, Like well, it wasn't.
I would say it was tremendously popular, but there were
a bunch of people that were named Hitler, and then
we know what happened, and thus the end of the name.
They were named Adolphe. They were named Hitler. Oh, Adolf
was the names right? Yeah, I don't think the Hitler
(17:02):
was like a bunch of Hitler's running. No, no, no,
they're named Adolf. And then there was was the Katrina.
Remember there was the hurricane Bill for Bill Cosby. And
I guess now Amber for Amber heard could maybe be like, oh,
you're an Amber. Yeah, Karen is the one. It's a
tough one. You might want to go with k you know,
(17:24):
instead of Karen, go with k Hey, k what's going on?
K agent k here from Yeah, pull the Kerry k
a r. I exactly, you're a Karen and hiding. Yeah, well,
I'm not sure of ms Norr's first name, but I'm
gonna guess that she's a Karen. Okay, Because on the
(17:46):
campus that I was working on last week, it was
my last week there, and then now I'm gonna go
for the rest of the summer to a different campus,
and I'm gonna be teaching science for the rest of
the summer, all right now, because it was my last week.
Some of the staff members said, Hey, it would be
awesome if you could bring your DJ gear out here
(18:07):
and play for the kids. And I said, sure thing,
I'll bring my speakers, my laptop, I'll set it all
up and we can have a little dance party for
the kids. Since it's my last day, get all the
gear out there. Ben It's a ninety degree day, but
I tried to get out there before the sun was
really beaten down on everybody, so I got it all
(18:29):
set up. There's this one teacher who's not even supposed
to be on the campus. She's a full time teacher
who's there during the regular school year right now. Obviously
there's summer teachers on the campus. The teachers who have
broomsticks up their asses are doing their lesson planning and
meetings and stuff like that with the district. They're making
(18:51):
their witches brew. It's what they are, off campus, off
site mostly. Okay, they're not supposed to be on the campus.
So there's this one teacher though, named Miss Norton. What
a bitch. Okay she she's and she's probably only one
or two out of that whole staff that you wouldn't
want to have a run in with because I swear
(19:11):
to God, when you see her walking towards you, there
is a soundtrack playing and it sounds like this Dent
ent down, Denton Enter down. Though it is definitely that
wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz. She's the kind
of teacher who during the regular school year, when I'd
(19:34):
be helping me after school program, she would come out
of her classroom, slam the door, stop over to us
and make a declaration about whatever was going on in
her classroom after school and how dare we make noise? Oh?
One of them? And then again, she's probably been a
teacher for fifty years or something like that long time,
(19:55):
and she's just given up on everything. She looks weather beaten.
She's she's been around the block a few times in
the teaching game, and she's been beaten down by life.
Is that one of those types? Yes, I think so.
I think so. You know, a little makeup and bow
talks and if she smiled a little bit more, maybe
(20:16):
she'd be presentable. But instead she marches around the campus
like that normally, so kids are scared of her. Yeah,
well I haven't seen her this summer. Go that morning
with all my DJ Garrett I'm like, I'm gonna say
goodbye to the kids here by playing music for a
couple hours for him, and they'll think of you as
like the greatest guy of all time, and they'll it'll
(20:37):
be forty years old someday and said we were in
summer school with this cool teacher and he was a DJ,
and it was like the coolest thing of all time.
And they'll tell their kids about it, and then the yeah,
you're that guy. You want to be that guy, You're
on your way to be that guy. And then this woman,
what does she do? Put the first song on? Kids
are going crazy. It's a big dance party right in
(20:58):
front of me, and I hear a door slam. Denton
Enter down, Denton Enter down. There comes the cavalry, the
biggest Karen of all Karen's comes walking up to my
DJ gear. My first thought is what the funk is
she doing here during summer school? And my second thought
(21:22):
is let me put my headphones on because I do
not want to hear her. This music is very loud.
How long? How long are you gonna be playing this
loud music? I am lesson planning in the district. Degreed
that I could use my own classroom for this today
boy boy louis here we go. So she stomps into
(21:44):
the main office. I watch her stomp into the main office,
and I'm like, there we go. She's filing an official
complaint right now. Although the ladies in the office, some
of the ones who helped me, you know, set up
this treat for the kids, like I hope they sheer
ass away, know stt even supposed to be here. So
she walks out of the office looking even more piste off.
(22:06):
So the ladies in the office must have blew her off.
She goes back to her classroom, slams the door, and
I just I tried to not pay attention. I just
I played the next song. I was making announcements on
the microphone. I'm DJ, and the kids are dancing. They're
doing the cha cha slide. They're having a great time.
Here comes miss Norton again. Are you sure you can't
(22:30):
turn it down? It is so loud? And I told
her that's kind of the point, that's why these speakers
are big. I mean, ben. She walked over to me
probably four times during the two hours I was playing
the music. She was stomping back and forth between her
room and the office. She basically put a damper. The
(22:52):
kids didn't know what was going on because it was
behind the scenes. You put a damper on my fun.
And I got to tell you, man, next school year,
when I see her, I swear to God, I'm gonna
bring my Bluetooth boombox with me, put it on my shoulder,
and anytime she's near me, I'm gonna turn it up
full blast. Wow, that is just what it is. Always that.
(23:16):
I mean, may she at some point wasn't like that, right,
sound like you know growing up you couldn't be like
that as a kid. At some point you become the
a whole Yes, and you think you would see all
of those kids having a great time dancing and it
would put a smile on your face, but instead you
wanted to stop. Yeah, it's it's let let them have
(23:36):
a good time. It's summer school. It's supposed to be
Its supposed to be fun. You know, it's not supposed
to be like normal school. It's summer not at least
you're not like that school. And did you see that
story in Juno, Alaska this week? Did you see that
the other day that the kids were given at summer
school they thought they were being served milk, but they
were given floor celan instead of milk by by the
(24:00):
summer school program going to the parents in Juno, Alaska.
That story has been bouncing around this week. How does
one make that mistake? Assuming that's a real story, I
how doesn't want to end up making that that's sir,
looks like milk, quite and no, nobody tasted and says,
wait a minute, that's not milk. That's something else in there.
(24:22):
That's wild. Yeah, I mean we get in trouble for
dress codes. I can't imagine making a mistake like that. Well,
it is Alaska, though, so is it? Have you ever
I've never been to Alaska. I don't know. I've never
I know I know it's next door neighbors with Russia.
I know that my brothers, my younger brother has been there.
(24:42):
I think my older brother has been there too. I'm
the only brother that hasn't been there. What's up with that?
But yeah, I've never never been to Alaska, so I'm
not sure. It's like it seems like it's a lot
of well obviously a lot of cold coldness, but also
more rustic western kind of thing. Right. Some among those
lines I think go there on a cruise someday. I
(25:03):
think that would be cool. Yeah, the Alaskan cruise, absolutely,
as long as we had a balcony. And we talked
about that last week. Oh yeah, I think at some
point get to Alaska. Fight when the lottery or the
price of fuel gets much cheaper or something along, something
along as the lines. So the back scratcher this is
(25:24):
the weekly portion of the fifth Hour podcast where you
scratch our back, we scratch your back and our tip
of the on air lights to the loyal p one
millions in the Malam militias. So this week, how many
reviews do we have? One? But we're okay with that, right,
We're okay with one a week because one a week.
(25:45):
Over the course of time, that will multiply and then
the numbers will be We're fine with one. We'd like
to two is better than one. We'd really like three,
but we'll take one. One's fine, we'll sell one we
can and the one ones okay, none, not so good one,
(26:06):
you know, okay? Zero? Uh yeah, that's a problem with zero,
but one fine. So the review five stars but not
all positive baby pure six six six, right, So that's
the sign of the devil and says, crappy download. I
(26:30):
love the podcast, but since you changed whoever does the
uploading of the new fifth Hour over the weekend half
the time, it will not load on my phone and
says temporarily unavailable. Super annoying. Uh fix it. But he
did give us five stars, Tony, so that's the positive.
So I'd like to just say, I don't know they
(26:51):
changed the way the Lites podcasts are uploaded. Company. Yeah,
it's the company that is the the platform I Heart
You is to shoot all of their podcasts out to
the world. Yes. Uh, somebody made the decision at a
very high level that makes a lot more money than us.
It is much more important than we are that this
is what needed to be done. And I have had
(27:13):
a number of people have been upset anytime you change anything, Danny.
As you know, people do not like change. People do
not respond to change very well. But if this is
a legitimate thing, where it's an issue with a quality,
then we should certainly pass that on to the powers
that be and hopefully they can can take care of it.
(27:34):
I know I've had a lot of people send me
messages upset about the I heart stream that they listened
to the show in real time, and we have a
lot of interactive bits that we do on the show,
and I guess they've been the way that the way
it works, if you're listening in real time, they'll be
adding I don't know what they add on to it.
I don't really know how it works. All I know
(27:55):
is it ends up being delayed. They must be adding
some extra commercials in or something like that it and
so you end up getting the program on a kind
of lengthy delay. So you if you respond in real time,
I don't get it because you're you're fifteen minutes behind
where I am doing the show live. So that's another thing,
and I don't I don't understand how that works either.
(28:17):
It doesn't make sense how that would go if you're
listening to a live show. But hopefully that stuff can
be fixed. And I have heard that if you listen
to some of the local affiliates on I Heart that
you don't have the delay, So I'm not sure what
that's all about, but hopefully, yeah, I'll get fixed. I
know that I Heart is still tinkering with uploading podcast,
(28:39):
but let me tell you this, they make money from it.
So if there are any issues, they will not last long.
In fact, it's not even a company they're using, it's
a company they purchased. This company we're now using that
shoots all the podcasts out worldwide. My heart now owns
that company, So I doubt that there's gonna be any
(28:59):
sort of law term issues. I haven't had a lot
of complaints, thank goodness. It's been working pretty smooth so
far for the most part. But if you do have
any issues at all, you can always hit me up
on Twitter at Danny G Radio. Yeah, and you're right,
and there's a glitch this is this is a big
money maker these podcasts for the company. So if there's
(29:20):
some kind of glitch there, something that it goes hey wire,
and then they will they will make sure whoever the
blundering person is will be uh, it will be correct. Yeah.
Anytime I've sent them emails about a podcast issue, I
get a response literally in ten minutes, but I have
to make sure not to put your name. If I
put a dollar inquiry, then it's like a two day wait.
(29:44):
Well you do work for the company, though, it does
have an advantaged because I'm just kidding, I know, I know,
all right, So moving on to pop Quiz. We'll do
a few of these and then we'll get the heck
out of here for the Saturday podcast. So the question,
I'll ask the questions if you can come with answer.
So nearly forty of us and these are things I
(30:07):
found on the internet random So nearly of us say
doing this immediately puts us in a much better mood.
What is something that people say doing this put you
in a better mood? Taking drugs? We got from k Health.
That is absolutely correct. Congratulations, you got that right, unless
you didn't know. The correct answer is watching a sunset,
(30:31):
all right? That is a West coast advantage. We have
a West coast advantage with the sunset. Sunsets in the West,
and you go out to the Pacific and you can
watch the sunset. On the East coast, you gotta look
backwards when you're on the beach to watch the sunset.
Advantage West Coast. Now sunrise advantage East coast. Yes, and
I was gonna say the sunrise is very underrated. Yeah,
(30:53):
although I'm awake for both the sunrise and the sunset.
I I don't normally go out to see the sunrise,
but I'm awake. I'm usually in the studio here doing
some nonsense and the sunset. I did see the sunset
a fair amount, all right. According to a new survey,
more money is spent on this hobby than any other. Boy.
(31:17):
It's something that came up in conversation. And yes, we
did a whole segment on anime. We brought Tisher in here.
We did a whole thing on anime. And we're gonna
go chi ching, chi ching, chiching. No gardening, wow, likely
(31:38):
because people are like my wife where they buy flowers
and they look, oh, this looks great, we'll keep it alive,
and then things dies alright. South Dakota has more of
these than any other state. What is it then? Quick prostitutes? Yes,
a lot of a lot of floozies in South here. No. Uh,
family owned business? How is it possible to here? That
(31:59):
doesn't seems amazing? How about it must be per capita
because there's not a ton of people living in South Dakota.
So you can't tell me that in like Manhattan or
New York in general, California, these huge texas, these huge
states that there's not more family owned businesses. I just
find that hard to believe. More reason to be a prostitute,
you'd have a lot of regulars. Your your own boss. Yeah,
(32:22):
you're your own boss. Thirty three percent of people by
this from the grocery store at least once a week.
What is it gotta be? Bread? Frozen dinner, frozen TV dinner.
That was a staple when I was a bachelor. I
am such a radio loser. I used to love that
back in the day. All right, we'll get out of
there on that and anything to promote here Danny on
(32:45):
a Saturday that people should know about. I am gonna
be inside the Fox Sports Radio Network studios in beautiful
Sherman Oaks, California for Heartman in Shorts, and then after
that it's going to be the no Weekend show with
from Salam out Standing, and I will be sitting on
a beach somewhere and contemplating the time space continuum and
(33:09):
I look forward to that. Have a wonderful rest of
your day. Thank you, Tell a friend about the podcast
and we'll catch you next time. Asta pasta gott a murder,
Gotta go
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