July 31, 2025 • 39 mins
C&R are in for Colin on a big sports day & have a Justin Herbert debate! NFL on FOX Power Rankings stirs the pot with a Niner diss! Covino has a Paul Stanley run-in & 'OLD-SCHOOL WHEN 50 HITS!' They have fun with their Old-School topic of "Throwback punishments," inspired by the Cowboys camp fights! The show takes calls from all over the country!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is the Best of the Herd with Colin cowher
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Speaker 3 (00:26):
All Right, good day, I said, good day. Today's and Rich,
such a great day in for the Herd. A great
day because it's the trade deadline and football. So if
you're a sports fan, today is one hell of a Thursday.
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It's called over Promised.
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Org number thirty thirty. You know we gotta do. I
don't want to keep the guy waiting. It's time for
some Herdline news.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, no, this is the herd Line news too.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
What's hey? Guys, thank you let me sit in today.
Appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So your your ship For people that listen every day
to the herd Are perspective on twy is that he's
like the nicest.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Dude there is. Are you ever? Are you ever mean?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Or No?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I can get a little antsy sometimes when things don't
go our way, especially like behind the scenes when things
are kind of getting off the rails a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I think it's pretty nice guys that you gotta because
they're so nice and a lead kind and when people
step on their toes they're moreph They like.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm a nice guy. You've pushed me too far. We've
been talking about the mL beach, oh man.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
We we've been talking about the MLBACH trade deadline today
is at six eastern three Pacific. Things are happening fast
and furious this morning. Just to kind of recap a
little bit, the a's kind of a surprising one. They
are trading their one hundred mile an hour flamethrower closer
Mason Miller to the Padres. Which this affects the Dodgers
guys because it's an arms race now with La and
San Diego trying to keep track of each other, keep
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pace with each other.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
This is a big one. This is a big one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
See as you get closer to the postseason, having that
strong bullpen is that is, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Shorter in the game.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
As you've noticed, there have been The Dodgers won the
World Series and they had games throughout that playoff run
with bullpen games. So listen, you have a strong bullpen,
it can mean all the difference.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, I have it.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Just the other couple ones from last night, late last night,
Twins yesterday Johann Random, the Phillies, Big One, Yea au
Hanneoswarez is heading back to Seattle. Shane Bieber going to
Toronto this morning. Your Mets are making moves rich. They
got a big bullpen now looking good, looking good. So
we'll keep you posted as things are breaking, because they
will break over the next couple of hours.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I love that side arm specialist.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Oh oh, Tyler Rodgers from the Giants, the submarine er.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, I haven't seen a guy like that. Do you
remember the name of the eighties Jeff Innies? How about
dan Quis. That's that's such a unique thing. You got
to think of the game RBI baseball, and you got
to remember also every step of the way coaches told
that kids stop throwing that way, and they had the
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wherewithal to.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Say, no, this is my stock.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
You would never coach that right. Come on, get that
arm bangle up, all right, guys. Also, the NFL is
back Hall of Fame game is tonight. Chargers Lions from
Canton to Hall of Fame. Inductions will be this weekend.
Antonio Gates, Jared Allen, Sterling Sharp, and Eric Allen are
this year's inductees. No Justin Herbert no Jared Goff tonight
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at quarterback for both the Lions and Chargers. Jim Harbaugh, though,
had an interesting bite about Justin Herbert talking about his quarterback.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That is from the heart. This is the truth. Justin
Herbert's biggest weakness is all.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
About all of those that he's counting on on offense, Coaches,
offensive line, playmakers, receivers, running backs.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
To get up to his level.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's that's that's I wake up every day to try
to get to his level. It's like when someone asked
you in a job interview, what's your biggest weakness, You're like,
I tried too hard.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I mean, okay, So where are we at with Justin Herbert.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Danny Parkins, who was in for calling this week, we
had some wild chatter like he's a big Herbert guy,
but like we were talking, would you trade Herbert for
Jalen Hurts right now?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
See?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I My take is that this is the year where
I feel like we've given Justin Herbert so much time
to prove that he's the guy everyone thinks he is,
and eventually it's like, dude, where's the results?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Last year? His one playoff performance right got he killed
on the Texans got kill.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, Rich, you said the same thing last offseason, right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
If I the guy that keeps giving him a year
of the year, eventually it's gonna be like, yo, Herbert's
out delivering like we were. Oh, there's just so much potential.
But then again, I mean, he's not a rookie. It's
not even year two or three. It's like and then
ask yourself, why does he get the pass? That's the
big question.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That is a big question because like he kind of
all the big name quarterbacks, it does feel like he
gets the pass, doesn't he?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
In La with Harbaugh year two? If nothing happens now
the pass is gone. But you know who's playing tonight,
Trey Lance. Trey Lance is starting.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
He's starting.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I think that because the Niners somehow recovered with
Brock Purdy and kept winning. No one talks about Trey
Lances the bust of all bust he was. The Niners
gave up a bunch again him a pick number three.
So when you hear about JaMarcus Russell or this guy
that got all the biggest.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Busks, Ryan Leaf, no one brings up Trey Lance.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
How about the fact that Cowboys gave up a fourth
round pick for him too to be a backup, and
he never played. They never played, So we're doing Maybe
Trey Lance finds his way, maybe a nice backup spot,
and God forbid something happens to Herbert, he gets a chance.
Maybe maybe maybe certain people Garner Moore's sympathy or empathy
and other people are just more fun to pick on,
Like I feel like picking on Rich is more fun
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than picking on me. Maybe the media works in that way.
Maybe pick and choose who gets criticisms fair.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Thank you, well, that's the news.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
And thanks for stopping by the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Herd Line news.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
All right, so thanks too. We he's the man too.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
We NFL on Fox came out with a list and
it was the power rankings going into the season, and
we went over this yesterday on our afternoon show. Danny
g was like, guys, you have three strikes. It was
very family feud style. Now he was like, guys, we
got three strikes. We're gonna play a game right now.
(07:23):
It was very uh Dan Patrick versus I risk I
don't sound anything like that.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It was very family feud style.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And he gave us three strikes to see if we
could pick all fifteen in the top fifteen again thirty
two teams.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Danny said, pick the top fifteen. We failed.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I thought barely though, but I thought with three strikes,
well we're not going to miss three. This list had
a couple odd omissions and some odd additions. So when
you think about the top fifteen, and I know power
rankings are just that, it's a made up list. As as
Red said in shosh Ank, that's just a made up
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thing by made up people. Whatever he said. Red also said,
how often do you look at a man shoes? Everyone
in here is innocent. Red said a lot of stuff.
How get BUSI living or get busy dying. It's a
great movie, Rich, but it's it's really just a made
up list, like you said, some jibbroni and that's like, yeah, yeah,
here's who.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I think.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's like back in the day when they would have
those like Maxim Haughty lists in the two thousand. It's like,
who's the hottest girls of the year, here's number one.
It's like says who you're one dude's preference.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Wait, you just called NFL on Fox Fox Sports very
own Ralph Facciano. You just called him a jabbroni. I
mean in the kindest way.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He's no different than the guy that made the Maxim
Haughty List in eight or so. But what I do
believe I believe that it's partially what he believes and
then partially as a guy who just wants some clicks
and wants people to speculate. I think he does strategically
to strategy involved. He throws one team in there just
to upset everybody, to get people talking. He'll and leave
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the two around or something and leaves a few off.
But again, I respect the game, but it's really just
his list. Again, it would be like if I came
up with the list like rich Davis, I'm gonna tell
you the best fast food nuggets number one Chick fil A,
number two Wendy's, and you know, I might say I
might leave something off just to upset people. Number three Checkers,
bro Checkers, Richie, I leave off like Raising Caines.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I was just gonna say, yeah, you put Raising Canes fifteenth.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah. And again I'm not saying that, you know, I'm
not saying that we know for fact this is what happens.
But on other lists, I do believe that happens. Truthfully,
we worked for Maxim we know they did it just
to get people speculating my son recently.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
The who was it?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Some source with no real credibility in the world, but
someone came up with like the best podcast list. Oh yeah,
and they left off like Joe Rogan, they left off
call Her Daddy. They left off like all the Fox
Sports shows that are big time. It was honestly, it
was like remember like when Howard Stern wasn't in the
Radio Hall of Fame, right, It was like to get
people talk is it really a hall of fame then?
(10:16):
Or you could just simply say says who says who? Yeah,
I'll be like Trump's lawyer says who? So who is
left off the NFL on Fox Power Rankings Top fifteen
and who is on it? It'll shock you. I'm insulted
on behalf of one team in particular. And we'll get
to that and a theory about the face of your
(10:37):
team and what it says about your team. We'll do
that next cn R for the Great Colin cow Herd
Here on the Hurt.
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Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, you blubber list me.
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Well, you know what it's called over promise. You should
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We'll go at it even a little harder.
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number thirty thirty. All right, in about five minutes, we're
gonna do something we do on our show Monday through Friday,
two to four in the West Covino and Rich Old
School win fifty hits. We throw it back in reministes,
but we get you involved, and we're gonna talk punishments,
old school punishments. We'll explain why, so start thinking about
them eight seven seven for The Herd. Through that in
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a few minutes. But I want to set up this
story and get you thinking. Okay, So my daughter was
bugging me all week again she's a fifteen just about
to be sixteen year old pain in the ass, right,
She's in sheer camp.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
She's in that stage of her life. But she's like, Dad, Dad,
can you take me to Coldstone Creamery? There's a new
Taco Oreo taco ice.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Cream thing there. And I'm like, all right, Melody, do
we really need that? All week she's bothered me, and
then just the other day the answer is, yes, you
need that. I know, sometime to Coltstone, trying to get
home to watch the Yankee game. It's been a long
ass day. You know, I don't need Coldstone Creamery? Okay, Luca?
All right, So exactly I'm trying to try to trim up,
trying to trim off, but I want to look like Luca.
(13:28):
Come on, dude, Coldstone got the floodgates. I don't gotta
have it right. So, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Then she put the teenage guilt trip.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You said that you And then I'm thinking to myself
as a dad, well, these moments are gonna be few
and far between. She's gonna be getting her license within
a year. This kid wants me to take her to
get ice cream.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
A few moments left her. She's gonna want to hang
out with you.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So I started feeling all guilty about it, and I
did one of those dad moves where I didn't tell
her where we were going, but I pulled in.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
She's like where, wait, Oh, we're a Coldstone.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh, it's usually like a Disney move, not a Coldstone move,
like a surprise where a cold Stone cream creek. Relax,
We're going to Disney next week, right, She spoiled. But
I didn't want to go, so I reluctantly went that's
a part of the story. I didn't want to go.
And I'm in there and she's just taking her time
trying to figure out what to order, and you all
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kids want cotton candy whatever anyway, but she's claiming she'd
never been to Coldstone, so she's taking her time, and
I'm like, come on, And I see the silhouette of
a rock star come walking my way, and I'm like, no.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
No way, this can't be no way.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm seeing things right now, and I didn't have my
glasses on either, so I'm like, there's no way. And
then he comes into the light and he's right there
next to me, and he's looking at the menu. He
acknowledges me. He gives me like a Vato nod, like, hey,
what's up best say? And I look at this guy.
He looks at me, and I'm like, there's no way
it's this guy. And then he starts looking at the
thing and he's trying to figure out his order and
I'm like, hey, man, you want to order first.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
He's like nah, Man, He's like, I don't know what
I want. You guys.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Then we start bessing and I'm like, yeah, my daughter's
been bothering me all week because she wants this taco
thing and now she can't figure out what she wants.
He's like, man, I've had a hankering for ice cream
all week. Man, all week. I figured I had to
get here.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
This guy is arguably a rock god, a rock god.
He could be the face of the band, but there's
multiple faces of the band. And again, I want you
to start thinking of who's the face of your team,
who's the face of the NFC team.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
We're gonna get to that later.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
But this guy was none other than are you ready
Paul Stanley of Kiss Dude? And I'm not even a
big Kiss fan, but he is a rock legend. You
know he's a guy most people recognize with the star
painted on his face right, oh of Kiss, But.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
He was there ordering. I don't know if I would
have reckoned.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's ridiculous. This Paul Stanley's a seventy three year old
got the star hair, get some whipp cream and some
chocolate sauce, and then made me paint his face. And
I'm not the biggest Kiss fan, but I totally acknowledge
how Mammoth, how massive that band is worldwide. And you
could say, yeah, Gene Simmons is the lead singer, but
it's like a duo. It's like Axel Rose and Slash,
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two megastars in that band.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
They're all superstars at that point.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
The birth the birthday cake, surprise of the or the
cake batter better better, And I'm here to tell you
that Paul Stanley loves the birthday cakes a from he orders.
Told him I would call him out on his good
order the better Nutter butter, and they said, uh, mister Stanley,
do you like it?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Love it or gotta have it? He was like, I
gotta have it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
No nobody knew who he was except for me, so
I was like, yo, man, I'm a big rock fan,
cool to see you. I didn't fan boy out and
ask for a pick because I I have the moment,
I have the story.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I didn't want to be a lame o fan, but I.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Play his stuff every weekend on Ozzie's Boneyard's on Sir
H six M Channel thirty eight. I'm a big rock
fan of all rock. That's why I got into radio
in the first place. I'll have the chocolate devotion, I'll
have the charlcolate devote man kiss well, that's wild. So again,
am I the biggest Kiss fan? No, not at all,
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but we have to acknowledge he has a lot of
stadium anthems. You can't go to any game you know,
in the US of A or anywhere in the world
without here in a kiss song. Dude, he wants to
rock and roll all night, party every day, and also
have the delightful peanut butter.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Oh and he licked it up, licked it up.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
So, guys, what I want you to start thinking about
is who is the face of the band. Is it
always the lead singer, not always the lead singer, not
always the quarterback. And this does tie in, like Kevino said,
not always the quarterback because coming up in a little bit,
I have a theory about what it says if your
team's face is not the quarterback. We went over the
AFC yesterday on our show. We'll recap that quick and
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I want to go over the NFC and we'll do
that coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
But look at the clock. Fifty is hit. Here's a
certain What we gonna do is go back back into town.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Throwing it back for a Thursday. Old School went fifty
hits at fifty after CNR give you the time capsule
topic and we reminisce together.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
All right, So we are Covino enrich In for Colin
on the Herd, and we do this every Thursday. We reminisced,
we throw it back, but we get you involved. The
most inclusive show on radio. Eight seven seven for the Herd,
eight seven seven for the Herd. Right, yes, eight seven
seven four thirty four to thirty seven. Now, this is
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where a super producer, Danny g comes in because he
always gives us a fun meme or something that's gone
viral to help us here with the discussion. And there
was a story out of Cowboys Camp and a meme
that went along with it said there were so many
fights at Cowboys camp that Brian Schottenheimer had played, and
coaches running, yeah, at a professional level, At a professional level,
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they were, you know, I gotta do some laps. He
was calling out laps for again, players and coaches because
there was so much baby bickering. It's like you went
spot during commercials. Now you guys do last when?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You know, I coach a bunch of little kids. I
coach my daughter softball and my son's baseball. And sometimes
you think you're punishing them and they want to do it,
and I'm like, yeah, but look who you're comparing cowboys to, right, Well,
let a bunch of little kids exactly, a bunch of
little kids. Sometimes I'll be like, hey, pick up one
more rock or flower or something.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You're gonna do laps. I can run and you want
to run.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But so the question is this based on the Cowboys
old school punishment? What were those punishments you experienced from coaches, parents,
teachers that maybe wantn't fly today or maybe the ones
that you remember most as a kid, because a few
definitely pop in my head. We'll go over old school
punishments and of course more NFL coming up. And for
Colin on the heard Coveno and Rich. Yeah, that's us
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pleasure to fill in pressure for us. Yeah, we hope
you like us. And if you do, Monday through Friday
right here on Fox Sports Radio five to seven on
the East, two to four on the West. And we
have a bonus show too, it's free over Promised with
Covino and Rich. Why is the over promised because blubber
lifts Davis over here talk so much that we don't
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always get to things we promise.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
It sounds like you're the one yep.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
And now so we have a show, an extra show
called over Promised on Fox Sports Radio's YouTube page.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Check it out. You can watch it. You could listen
to every stream your podcast.
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I'm Steve Covino, that is Rich, Davis, Twoey's here, Danny
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comedian Sebastian Menoscalco says, what are you a tattletale?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
What are you gonna do a YELP review? Just move along?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
And then why would you do daddy? Aren't you embars?
Let's go to your feedback in phone calls. We're gonna
talk more NFL. The face of your team? What does
that say about your team? And it ties it to
you know, bumping into Paul Stanley of Kiss at cold
Stone Creamery.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's not always the lead singer that's the superstar, just
like it's not always the quarterback that see.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
You should have got a picture of the franchise.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
She got a picture of him like wiping like hot
fudge off your cheek or something. I got the story. Yeah,
you know, I think a picture would have ruined the moment.
So we'll get back to the ball faces of the NFC.
Who really is the face of that franchise? Plus old
school and fifty hits? We do it right now, we
continue this discussion because speaking of football, there were so
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many fights at Cowboys camp. Then you go to Cowboy
camp when you were a little rich Is that why
you were surs? That's why Rich is wearing a bolo tie,
you know by camp councilor is a cowboy Curtis. So
many fights at Cowboy camp that Brian Schottenheimer had and
coaches running by the way, players and coaches, that's running
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all of you, all of you run. I know that's hilarious,
Like they're little kids, that's what we're talking about. So,
based on the Cowboys punishment at Camp in oxnart O snort,
we do old school with fifty hits, the worst punishments
you experienced from your parents, teachers, and coaches growing up.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
We throw it back on a Thursday. We get you involved.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
The number again is eight seven seven four eight four
thirty four thirty seven eight seven seven for of the
Herd and you can hit us up at Covino and
rich So what comes to mind? I have two things
that come to mind, right, because they're weird punishments.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm not I'm not going down the route of like,
remember when you were like teachers could hit kids.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I'm not a boomer that wasn't you know remember what
Adrian Peterson did to you?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
No, but I'm not telling I'm not telling stories. Oh
you know your grandparents would be like and then the
nun hit us with the ruler. All right, this is
not nineteen thirty. You know, it's really weird. This happens
in my family. Old people take pride and getting Yeah,
like my mom will talk about how you know she
was beat up by a teacher or something like laughing
about it like it's great.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I'm like, ye, it's kind of a sad, traumatizing story. Mom.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
You know, it was great when I used to get whipped,
I know, But then they laugh about it. It's like,
I don't know how funny it was funny? Ryan, Ryan,
did you like cynical things? I feel like spanking here
or there, but you got Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, my dad was in the military.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
You don't like the call that now foffo parenting foffo.
You know, fofo means not only is it Rich's middle name,
fo fucked my cloud name when I do balloon a
f around, find out the gentle ways of parenting are
sort of going away and the f around and find
out methods are creeping back in. That doesn't mean necessarily
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beat your kids. It's let them fail once.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
In a while.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
But Ryan is a prime example of like, you know,
your dad was like the dude from the Wonder Years,
Like you know, there was a fear of the dad,
but now like you laugh about it as an adult.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
I don't know if that's that's that's a very interesting thought.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, my mom will tell stories, you know, old school
Mexican lady, I've her dad coming home all mad from
work and everything. He put a whooping on her brothers
and she'll be laughing about it. I'm like, man, that
sounds like a really sad and scary story.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Well, but it's a different generation, you know. Now, It's like,
are we being careful, Dylan? You know it's a different
gentle parenting now. But we're not going there as your point.
Let me take you back to the eighties. I'm gonna
give you two that never made sense to me. Number one,
do you remember like if you were like talking and classed,
they'd make you like stand against the wall. Yeah, it's
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not for sure, that made no sense to me. Like
just to stand against the wall. That's a weird unlocked
memory because you're right, or your name was on the board, right,
your name's on the Let's say you were in the
lunch line about to get your you know, Taco Moat
or Pizza Hero, and you were yapping away or misbehaving
the tea Drake stand against the corners, just like I'll
stand against the wall. Like that was the punishment. And
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I'll never understand this. While it wasn't by any means abusive,
it was weird looking back when your gym teacher would
be like.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
No water. Yeah, it's like I'm cruel.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I remember, we'd be playing dodgeball, field hockey, you'd be
playing basketball. I imagine telling a kid today who walks
around their little Stanley cup and their.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Little water song.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Dude, right, imagine telling the kids today they couldn't have water.
They would you don't explain yourself to the school board.
Kid would have an absolute mental breakdown if if someone
told them they can't have water. But the funniest thing
is like, we must have all been dehydrated in the
eighties and nineties because now everyone's drinking. You know, men, women,
people carry around like a jug of water. Back then,
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if you misbehave our gym tue tract, all right, no
one gets water, but mister Frasky, we just ran a mile.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
They would also count when everybody was at the water
fountain too.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Next, ye too, next to get a sip. That's so true, man.
So the weird ass punishments that you got. And if
you mentioned a dunce cap, I'm assuming you're like ninety
or one hundred and eighty years old. However, we do
have our version of that blubber lips Davis Rich here.
He is infamous on our other podcast, especially for spilling
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coffee all the time. He spills coffee every day and
that's like the biggest no no on radio. To get
it on the console, right, there's a shore. You blew
out the microphones. You ruined everything. We have him. We
have like a specialized Duncet cap of sorts that if
he does it, we make him wear.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
It's on camera.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
It's a rainbow hat with a propeller on it and
it says coffee spiller.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
It says I spilled coffee, and it has a little
propeller on the top. Six is rainbow.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
You know, we do in a I play softball couple
days a week, you know, stay active. If a guy
strikes out in slow pitch softball, I've seen teams have
to wear like pink panties or like an embarrassing like
a jersey or something like. But that that's the thing
our funny hat because and then they have to wear
it until someone else strikes out.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
And that can be slow pitch softball. That might be weak. Yeah. Yeah,
so I'm surprised.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I know Rich's goofy stories better than he does because
we've been doing a show forever and I'm so surprised
you're leaving the number one answer off the board. I
thought we'd get it out of the way because it's
so obvious when you're thinking of old school punishments. I
think the most cliche and stereotypical one is one we
all think of Ralphie from a Christmas story, sitting there
with the soap in his mouth. Right, Rich has a
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story where your grandma did it and you.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Pretend you like guy.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
If I ever talked back to my grandparents, my grandmother,
old German woman bick I'm gonna watch, would say, I'm
gonna wash your mouth out with soap. And I was
a little smart ass. And I'm sure she was old
so that sounds terrible.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
But she was old so she could really catch me.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Right if I wanted to run around the living room,
so she'd wait for me to sit down. I'd be
working on my color forms or playing with my u
W action fingers. She'd come for me on me, wrap
her arm around me, and start rubbing ivory soap on
my teeth. Imber, I remember saying to my grandmother, I
like it, I like it, I like it I love.
That's a big fan of it. All right, let's go
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to your phone calls and let's hear some more stories.
By the way, I heard the real story was your
grandma caught you playing with your shrinky dink? Is that true?
It wasn't color for hims. Guys, what are you doing, Richie?
Based on the Cowboys, they're they're having such issues at
camp that they're making the players and the coaches run
laps so old school punishments. By the way, why don't
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the other coaches step up and be like, I'm not
one of the players here. Beat it with them. But
you know what, if they're involved their game, Danny, let's
go through these phones.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Who do we got, buddy? Right, let's start with Scott
in Virginia. Scott in for the Herd. Can you know,
on rich what do you got man?
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
You remember where you get the finger and your thumb
pressed below the waist when you're hanging out with your
guys and one of them catches it and you get
punched in the arm.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like you when you blow
the waist gotcham Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember that. Is
there a name to that game? But there's a way
to break it. You have to you have to break
the circle.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
There was also if your siblings played that slap game
with you and they'd lick their fingers and then smack
your arm.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, but you never get caught looking at the it's
the okay symbol, like you know, the okay below the waist.
I'm trying to think of other old school punishments, Danny.
Who else we got. Let's talk to Jason and sokel
what's up man, Jason?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
It was going on, guys just calling know that you
guys are taking calls today. I think it's against protocol.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Huh No, we love it. We love getting you involved.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Man.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
I hate to have a guy his name was q
sure for questionable, but his dad was very militant and
he would make him stand in the corner while he
was watching football games for the whole game on his
tippy toes, touching the ceiling for the whole time. He'd
also make him go to the pool and use this
toothbrush to scrub every single pile, but instead of actually
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getting in the pool, he would make him scrub the
tiles while reaching over from the side, and every single
individual piles he was clean and he would record to
make sure that he got every single while.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm sure he's a well adjusted adult now, right, it's
so crazy to do that when you think of how
we coddle our own kids today, it's so wild. And
I say this from a personal perspective. That was my
biggest struggle as a co parent.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Right.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I got divorced about eight years ago, and as a
co parent, my hands were tied when it came to
discipline so often, like because the kid always has this
power of de'll go and tell mom, and then Mom
will cause a ruckus if you're taking discipline too far.
It's like it's always a tough situation. It's a tough
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balance of how, especially in today's world, to discipline your kids.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Could you imagine this happening nowadays. When I was a
little kid in southern California, shouts out rialto California. My
next door two street, two houses down was Luis, my friend.
When he would get into trouble, his dad would take
a chair, walk it out to the front steps the
sidewalk front of the house, put them over his legs,
pull his pants down, spank him with a belt out
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in public.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Front of all the kids in front of everybody.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah, that guy would be in jail on today's world
for sure.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Yeah, embarrassing there would have been. If it happened nowadays,
there'd be cop cars there before. The spanking was oddly enough.
As an adult, Luis loves to get spanked.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I heard.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Some weird subconscious things. Who else we got Josh in Ohio?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Josh based off the cowboys making coaches even run. Let's
go old school punishments.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
What do you got discipline kid?
Speaker 8 (31:28):
You imagine Hey.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Josh, he's locked in on my voice. Yeah, hey Josh,
you got to turn your radio down too. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
So my freshman year in high school, I got caught
shoplifting no limit record CDs And when my mom told
my dad, he said, I'm not going to yell.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
He brought uh poster board and a sharpie marker home
and he said, I want you to write beware, I
am a shoplifter. You're going to go pick it outside
of myer department store to let people know that you shop.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Like, wow, that's hard was the story.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Wait, dude, why is he doing that when he could
have got twelve CDs for a penny.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Anyway, at Columbia as you didn't have to do in prison.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Do you remember a story a couple of years ago
and people were deciding whether it was cruel or not.
The punishment was the dad gave his son like a
whack ass haircut George Jefferson Stephen a Smith. He like
gave him like no hairlines. The kid was like, blasphemous.
I think that's I think it's. Look, you got to
teach kids lessons and like I was trying to imply before,
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sometimes your hands are just tied because there's nothing you
can do, and kids are so spoiled today.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
It's like, go to your room. Go to there.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
The room is an entertainment center of video games, computers, phones.
There's a comedian I think it's Earthquake that says, if
you really want to punish the kids, shut off the
Wi Fi because there's nothing you could really do. What
are you gonna take away from them their phone? You
need to communicate with your kid. So it's you know,
it's tricky. It is I'm going to punish your kid.
(33:01):
I think that's what run DMC was talking about. It's
it's tricky to parents because when it comes to these punishments,
you can't go to old school, but you don't want
to be a softy pants. I think about it with
my own kids, like there are times like I'll give
you an example if if you make a mistake. I
feel like a lot of times a weird kids, you
get yelled at if you made a mistake. And I
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always think about, like, if you're an adult to make
a mistake, do you want to get yelled at? What
does that teach you?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Or like if your kid spills his drink on the table,
should you really be yelling at him?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Like I feel like.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Every time I spilled something, my parents would like make
it seem like I was like the worst person.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He did it on purpose. But if it's an accident,
that's not worthy. You still haven't learned your lesson. That's
why he wears the hat.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, so rich, I have a similar story, And we
all have the story of someone messed up at practice.
So everybody's doing laps, but he's usually with you know,
pee wee League, Little league, pony ball, or high school football.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
And that's what happened to me.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
There was one time where I actually caused the entire
team to do laps, and I was like the hated
dude on the team, and it's one of my favorite stories. Honestly,
it's one of my proudest moments looking back. There was
this big display in our high school lobby and it
said art through the Ages. You really got to follow
me here.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Imagine this. There's a bulletin as someone took a lot
of pride in and it was like art through the ages.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We're talking about like like old school art, like, yeah,
beautiful art through the ages. And you know the letters
were cut out Art through the ages, stapled onto the
so after football, stapled like cardboard letters.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yeah, eighties.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
So I imagine this is art through the ages, probably
behind that sliding glass so high school like window type
of thing. I always consider myself a bit of an
artist or a savant of sorts. And I saw these
words and I said, you know what, I think I
can make it better.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
So after football practice, you know, you're you're the only
ones at the schools the football, which is always a cool,
weird feeling when you were like, it's me and the janitor.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah, and you just in the hallways. Off.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
My buddies and I were there and they watched me
do this, and I took hold on.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
I got to write it down to.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
See and I think I know where you're going here, right, Okay,
art through the ages? Right. I took the E from Ages,
the E from Ages, and I ripped off the bottom
line and I made it an F. And I put
that F right in front of the art. Okay, right,
so now it's fart through the ags. I took the
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G from Ages. I ripped it and flipped it around
and turned it into an S. Right, So the G
turned into an S, and now it says fart through
the ah.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Right.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I swear to god, I was this moment high school,
so proud, and all the dudes, all the football team
there cracking up. We're dying. I wish I had a
cell phone mask to make it one day. That's what
they're saying, dude. When we got into school the next day, intercom,
you know who did it? You know there's an issue
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come down. And it came down to, well, it was
someone on the football team. And I had to admit
in front of every and.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Everyone knew identic.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
So I was so proud of it, right, so I
had to raise my hand in that humility, like who
did it? It was me? But I was sort of
proud of it, but I was also embarrassed. But as
a result, I was the guy that caused the entire
team to do extra lapse for like a month dude
after that because it was so it was such a
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big deal for whatever reason, because I sort of vandalized
the display. But yeah, I'm still legend for that till
this day, and I'm proud to die to share that
on Fox Sports. Ready, I'll be honest. That led you
to where you are today, your creator.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Create If you don't know, Covino's from k Rock, New York,
That's where Howard Stern got the fart Man character.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah who knew? But yeah, yeah that was a again.
But you know what, that proves that was a high
school punishment. We're talking about the NFL and the Cowboys
or Cowboys that if that's not a sign of of
there's not anything cohesive going on there, I don't know
what is. There's some disconnect going on that they're fighting
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so much that the whole team and the coaches have
to do laps.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Let's go to New York. Who do we got to?
Speaking of n y C? Greg, what's up? Greg?
Speaker 7 (37:36):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Hey, Greg, So bringing it.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
On the punishment type of stuff. So you're talking about
the you know, Boppo deal. And so when we were kids,
we used to go out in the garage and we
put on boxing gloves and I would just beat up
on my little brother, like Paul the Congress.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
That's what brothers do, right, little I mean, my little brother.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
You know how many times I suplexed him, how many
times he got a you know, a DDT or perfe. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
So one time my dad was out there, We're just
you know, we're messing around and I'm just whaling out
my brother. And so he was like, oh, let's make
this fair. And he took two five gallon buckets and
filled them with water and made me like hould them
straight out until my arms were like jelly, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
And he put the.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Boxing gloves back on me and was like all right now,
and he just, you know, he let my brother walked
back up on me because my arms I couldn't even
lift them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, now that I mean the feeling you're describing is
have you ever went to the gym, did a really
solid workout and then you're like, oh, maybe I'll shoot
some hoops and then you're like, you can't shoot a
basketball after you left?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Can you mentioned this recently?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
You? I was like, have you know made the mistake?
He's like, yeah, I was. I went to go shoot
some hoops after a workout.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
I can't do. That's a good idea. Miss every shot.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
These were the crampso Tommy had yesterday, which is why
he got bold.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I hope it's just cramps for your sake.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
So the old school punishments, it's like taking away the tablet. Nowadays,
maybe your parents took out your nes, they stole the
controllers or something. You know, what was that random punishment
for you?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Again?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
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we're going to talk about the face of your NFL
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We had a theory. We went over the AFC yesterday.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
We'll recap that and the NFC obviously we'll get to
that as well.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
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What's hey? Guys, thank you let me sit in today.
Appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So your your ship For people that listen every day
to the herd Are perspective on twy is that he's
like the nicest.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Dude there is. Are you ever? Are you ever mean?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Or No?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I can get a little antsy sometimes when things don't
go our way, especially like behind the scenes when things
are kind of getting off the rails a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I think it's pretty nice guys that you gotta because
they're so nice and a lead kind and when people
step on their toes they're moreph They like.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm a nice guy. You've pushed me too far. We've
been talking about the mL beach, oh man.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
We we've been talking about the MLBACH trade deadline today
is at six eastern three Pacific. Things are happening fast
and furious this morning. Just to kind of recap a
little bit, the a's kind of a surprising one. They
are trading their one hundred mile an hour flamethrower closer
Mason Miller to the Padres. Which this affects the Dodgers
guys because it's an arms race now with La and
San Diego trying to keep track of each other, keep
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pace with each other.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
This is a big one. This is a big one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
See as you get closer to the postseason, having that
strong bullpen is that is, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Shorter in the game.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
As you've noticed, there have been The Dodgers won the
World Series and they had games throughout that playoff run
with bullpen games. So listen, you have a strong bullpen,
it can mean all the difference.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, I have it.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Just the other couple ones from last night, late last night,
Twins yesterday Johann Random, the Phillies, Big One, Yea au
Hanneoswarez is heading back to Seattle. Shane Bieber going to
Toronto this morning. Your Mets are making moves rich. They
got a big bullpen now looking good, looking good. So
we'll keep you posted as things are breaking, because they
will break over the next couple of hours.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I love that side arm specialist.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Oh oh, Tyler Rodgers from the Giants, the submarine er.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, I haven't seen a guy like that. Do you
remember the name of the eighties Jeff Innies? How about
dan Quis. That's that's such a unique thing. You got
to think of the game RBI baseball, and you got
to remember also every step of the way coaches told
that kids stop throwing that way, and they had the
(04:06):
wherewithal to.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Say, no, this is my stock.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
You would never coach that right. Come on, get that
arm bangle up, all right, guys. Also, the NFL is
back Hall of Fame game is tonight. Chargers Lions from
Canton to Hall of Fame. Inductions will be this weekend.
Antonio Gates, Jared Allen, Sterling Sharp, and Eric Allen are
this year's inductees. No Justin Herbert no Jared Goff tonight
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at quarterback for both the Lions and Chargers. Jim Harbaugh, though,
had an interesting bite about Justin Herbert talking about his quarterback.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That is from the heart. This is the truth. Justin
Herbert's biggest weakness is all.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
About all of those that he's counting on on offense, Coaches,
offensive line, playmakers, receivers, running backs.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
To get up to his level.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's that's that's I wake up every day to try
to get to his level. It's like when someone asked
you in a job interview, what's your biggest weakness, You're like,
I tried too hard.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I mean, okay, So where are we at with Justin Herbert.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Danny Parkins, who was in for calling this week, we
had some wild chatter like he's a big Herbert guy,
but like we were talking, would you trade Herbert for
Jalen Hurts right now?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
See?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I My take is that this is the year where
I feel like we've given Justin Herbert so much time
to prove that he's the guy everyone thinks he is,
and eventually it's like, dude, where's the results?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Last year? His one playoff performance right got he killed
on the Texans got kill.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, Rich, you said the same thing last offseason, right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
If I the guy that keeps giving him a year
of the year, eventually it's gonna be like, yo, Herbert's
out delivering like we were. Oh, there's just so much potential.
But then again, I mean, he's not a rookie. It's
not even year two or three. It's like and then
ask yourself, why does he get the pass? That's the
big question.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
That is a big question because like he kind of
all the big name quarterbacks, it does feel like he
gets the pass, doesn't he?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
In La with Harbaugh year two? If nothing happens now
the pass is gone. But you know who's playing tonight,
Trey Lance. Trey Lance is starting.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
He's starting.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I think that because the Niners somehow recovered with
Brock Purdy and kept winning. No one talks about Trey
Lances the bust of all bust he was. The Niners
gave up a bunch again him a pick number three.
So when you hear about JaMarcus Russell or this guy
that got all the biggest.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Busks, Ryan Leaf, no one brings up Trey Lance.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
How about the fact that Cowboys gave up a fourth
round pick for him too to be a backup, and
he never played. They never played, So we're doing Maybe
Trey Lance finds his way, maybe a nice backup spot,
and God forbid something happens to Herbert, he gets a chance.
Maybe maybe maybe certain people Garner Moore's sympathy or empathy
and other people are just more fun to pick on,
Like I feel like picking on Rich is more fun
(06:47):
than picking on me. Maybe the media works in that way.
Maybe pick and choose who gets criticisms fair.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Thank you, well, that's the news.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
And thanks for stopping by the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Herd Line news.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
All right, so thanks too. We he's the man too.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
We NFL on Fox came out with a list and
it was the power rankings going into the season, and
we went over this yesterday on our afternoon show. Danny
g was like, guys, you have three strikes. It was
very family feud style. Now he was like, guys, we
got three strikes. We're gonna play a game right now.
(07:23):
It was very uh Dan Patrick versus I risk I
don't sound anything like that.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It was very family feud style.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And he gave us three strikes to see if we
could pick all fifteen in the top fifteen again thirty
two teams.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Danny said, pick the top fifteen. We failed.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I thought barely though, but I thought with three strikes,
well we're not going to miss three. This list had
a couple odd omissions and some odd additions. So when
you think about the top fifteen, and I know power
rankings are just that, it's a made up list. As as
Red said in shosh Ank, that's just a made up
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thing by made up people. Whatever he said. Red also said,
how often do you look at a man shoes? Everyone
in here is innocent. Red said a lot of stuff.
How get BUSI living or get busy dying. It's a
great movie, Rich, but it's it's really just a made
up list, like you said, some jibbroni and that's like, yeah, yeah,
here's who.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I think.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's like back in the day when they would have
those like Maxim Haughty lists in the two thousand. It's like,
who's the hottest girls of the year, here's number one.
It's like says who you're one dude's preference.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Wait, you just called NFL on Fox Fox Sports very
own Ralph Facciano. You just called him a jabbroni. I
mean in the kindest way.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He's no different than the guy that made the Maxim
Haughty List in eight or so. But what I do
believe I believe that it's partially what he believes and
then partially as a guy who just wants some clicks
and wants people to speculate. I think he does strategically
to strategy involved. He throws one team in there just
to upset everybody, to get people talking. He'll and leave
(09:04):
the two around or something and leaves a few off.
But again, I respect the game, but it's really just
his list. Again, it would be like if I came
up with the list like rich Davis, I'm gonna tell
you the best fast food nuggets number one Chick fil A,
number two Wendy's, and you know, I might say I
might leave something off just to upset people. Number three Checkers,
bro Checkers, Richie, I leave off like Raising Caines.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I was just gonna say, yeah, you put Raising Canes fifteenth.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah. And again I'm not saying that, you know, I'm
not saying that we know for fact this is what happens.
But on other lists, I do believe that happens. Truthfully,
we worked for Maxim we know they did it just
to get people speculating my son recently.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
The who was it?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Some source with no real credibility in the world, but
someone came up with like the best podcast list. Oh yeah,
and they left off like Joe Rogan, they left off
call Her Daddy. They left off like all the Fox
Sports shows that are big time. It was honestly, it
was like remember like when Howard Stern wasn't in the
Radio Hall of Fame, right, It was like to get
people talk is it really a hall of fame then?
(10:16):
Or you could just simply say says who says who? Yeah,
I'll be like Trump's lawyer says who? So who is
left off the NFL on Fox Power Rankings Top fifteen
and who is on it? It'll shock you. I'm insulted
on behalf of one team in particular. And we'll get
to that and a theory about the face of your
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team and what it says about your team. We'll do
that next cn R for the Great Colin cow Herd
Here on the Hurt.
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Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, you blubber list me.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well, you know what it's called over promise. You should
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We'll go at it even a little harder.
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number thirty thirty. All right, in about five minutes, we're
gonna do something we do on our show Monday through Friday,
two to four in the West Covino and Rich Old
School win fifty hits. We throw it back in reministes,
but we get you involved, and we're gonna talk punishments,
old school punishments. We'll explain why, so start thinking about
them eight seven seven for The Herd. Through that in
(12:42):
a few minutes. But I want to set up this
story and get you thinking. Okay, So my daughter was
bugging me all week again she's a fifteen just about
to be sixteen year old pain in the ass, right,
She's in sheer camp.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
She's in that stage of her life. But she's like, Dad, Dad,
can you take me to Coldstone Creamery? There's a new
Taco Oreo taco ice.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Cream thing there. And I'm like, all right, Melody, do
we really need that? All week she's bothered me, and
then just the other day the answer is, yes, you
need that. I know, sometime to Coltstone, trying to get
home to watch the Yankee game. It's been a long
ass day. You know, I don't need Coldstone Creamery? Okay, Luca?
All right, So exactly I'm trying to try to trim up,
trying to trim off, but I want to look like Luca.
(13:28):
Come on, dude, Coldstone got the floodgates. I don't gotta
have it right. So, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Then she put the teenage guilt trip.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You said that you And then I'm thinking to myself
as a dad, well, these moments are gonna be few
and far between. She's gonna be getting her license within
a year. This kid wants me to take her to
get ice cream.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
A few moments left her. She's gonna want to hang
out with you.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
So I started feeling all guilty about it, and I
did one of those dad moves where I didn't tell
her where we were going, but I pulled in.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
She's like where, wait, Oh, we're a Coldstone.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh, it's usually like a Disney move, not a Coldstone move,
like a surprise where a cold Stone cream creek. Relax,
We're going to Disney next week, right, She spoiled. But
I didn't want to go, so I reluctantly went that's
a part of the story. I didn't want to go.
And I'm in there and she's just taking her time
trying to figure out what to order, and you all
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kids want cotton candy whatever anyway, but she's claiming she'd
never been to Coldstone, so she's taking her time, and
I'm like, come on, And I see the silhouette of
a rock star come walking my way, and I'm like, no.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
No way, this can't be no way.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm seeing things right now, and I didn't have my
glasses on either, so I'm like, there's no way. And
then he comes into the light and he's right there
next to me, and he's looking at the menu. He
acknowledges me. He gives me like a Vato nod, like, hey,
what's up best say? And I look at this guy.
He looks at me, and I'm like, there's no way
it's this guy. And then he starts looking at the
thing and he's trying to figure out his order and
I'm like, hey, man, you want to order first.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
He's like nah, Man, He's like, I don't know what
I want. You guys.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Then we start bessing and I'm like, yeah, my daughter's
been bothering me all week because she wants this taco
thing and now she can't figure out what she wants.
He's like, man, I've had a hankering for ice cream
all week. Man, all week. I figured I had to
get here.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
This guy is arguably a rock god, a rock god.
He could be the face of the band, but there's
multiple faces of the band. And again, I want you
to start thinking of who's the face of your team,
who's the face of the NFC team.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
We're gonna get to that later.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
But this guy was none other than are you ready
Paul Stanley of Kiss Dude? And I'm not even a
big Kiss fan, but he is a rock legend. You
know he's a guy most people recognize with the star
painted on his face right, oh of Kiss, But.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
He was there ordering. I don't know if I would
have reckoned.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's ridiculous. This Paul Stanley's a seventy three year old
got the star hair, get some whipp cream and some
chocolate sauce, and then made me paint his face. And
I'm not the biggest Kiss fan, but I totally acknowledge
how Mammoth, how massive that band is worldwide. And you
could say, yeah, Gene Simmons is the lead singer, but
it's like a duo. It's like Axel Rose and Slash,
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two megastars in that band.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
They're all superstars at that point.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
The birth the birthday cake, surprise of the or the
cake batter better better, And I'm here to tell you
that Paul Stanley loves the birthday cakes a from he orders.
Told him I would call him out on his good
order the better Nutter butter, and they said, uh, mister Stanley,
do you like it?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Love it or gotta have it? He was like, I
gotta have it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
No nobody knew who he was except for me, so
I was like, yo, man, I'm a big rock fan,
cool to see you. I didn't fan boy out and
ask for a pick because I I have the moment,
I have the story.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I didn't want to be a lame o fan, but I.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Play his stuff every weekend on Ozzie's Boneyard's on Sir
H six M Channel thirty eight. I'm a big rock
fan of all rock. That's why I got into radio
in the first place. I'll have the chocolate devotion, I'll
have the charlcolate devote man kiss well, that's wild. So again,
am I the biggest Kiss fan? No, not at all,
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but we have to acknowledge he has a lot of
stadium anthems. You can't go to any game you know,
in the US of A or anywhere in the world
without here in a kiss song. Dude, he wants to
rock and roll all night, party every day, and also
have the delightful peanut butter.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Oh and he licked it up, licked it up.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
So, guys, what I want you to start thinking about
is who is the face of the band. Is it
always the lead singer, not always the lead singer, not
always the quarterback. And this does tie in, like Kevino said,
not always the quarterback because coming up in a little bit,
I have a theory about what it says if your
team's face is not the quarterback. We went over the
AFC yesterday on our show. We'll recap that quick and
(17:55):
I want to go over the NFC and we'll do
that coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
But look at the clock. Fifty is hit. Here's a
certain What we gonna do is go back back into town.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Throwing it back for a Thursday. Old School went fifty
hits at fifty after CNR give you the time capsule
topic and we reminisce together.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
All right, So we are Covino enrich In for Colin
on the Herd, and we do this every Thursday. We reminisced,
we throw it back, but we get you involved. The
most inclusive show on radio. Eight seven seven for the Herd,
eight seven seven for the Herd. Right, yes, eight seven
seven four thirty four to thirty seven. Now, this is
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where a super producer, Danny g comes in because he
always gives us a fun meme or something that's gone
viral to help us here with the discussion. And there
was a story out of Cowboys Camp and a meme
that went along with it said there were so many
fights at Cowboys camp that Brian Schottenheimer had played, and
coaches running, yeah, at a professional level, At a professional level,
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they were, you know, I gotta do some laps. He
was calling out laps for again, players and coaches because
there was so much baby bickering. It's like you went
spot during commercials. Now you guys do last when?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You know, I coach a bunch of little kids. I
coach my daughter softball and my son's baseball. And sometimes
you think you're punishing them and they want to do it,
and I'm like, yeah, but look who you're comparing cowboys to, right, Well,
let a bunch of little kids exactly, a bunch of
little kids. Sometimes I'll be like, hey, pick up one
more rock or flower or something.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You're gonna do laps. I can run and you want
to run.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
But so the question is this based on the Cowboys
old school punishment? What were those punishments you experienced from coaches, parents,
teachers that maybe wantn't fly today or maybe the ones
that you remember most as a kid, because a few
definitely pop in my head. We'll go over old school
punishments and of course more NFL coming up. And for
Colin on the heard Coveno and Rich. Yeah, that's us
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pleasure to fill in pressure for us. Yeah, we hope
you like us. And if you do, Monday through Friday
right here on Fox Sports Radio five to seven on
the East, two to four on the West. And we
have a bonus show too, it's free over Promised with
Covino and Rich. Why is the over promised because blubber
lifts Davis over here talk so much that we don't
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always get to things we promise.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
It sounds like you're the one yep.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
And now so we have a show, an extra show
called over Promised on Fox Sports Radio's YouTube page.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Check it out. You can watch it. You could listen
to every stream your podcast.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm Steve Covino, that is Rich, Davis, Twoey's here, Danny
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Covino and Rich. Well, if you don't like us, as
comedian Sebastian Menoscalco says, what are you a tattletale?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
What are you gonna do a YELP review? Just move along?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
And then why would you do daddy? Aren't you embars?
Let's go to your feedback in phone calls. We're gonna
talk more NFL. The face of your team? What does
that say about your team? And it ties it to
you know, bumping into Paul Stanley of Kiss at cold
Stone Creamery.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's not always the lead singer that's the superstar, just
like it's not always the quarterback that see.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
You should have got a picture of the franchise.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
She got a picture of him like wiping like hot
fudge off your cheek or something. I got the story. Yeah,
you know, I think a picture would have ruined the moment.
So we'll get back to the ball faces of the NFC.
Who really is the face of that franchise? Plus old
school and fifty hits? We do it right now, we
continue this discussion because speaking of football, there were so
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many fights at Cowboys camp. Then you go to Cowboy
camp when you were a little rich Is that why
you were surs? That's why Rich is wearing a bolo tie,
you know by camp councilor is a cowboy Curtis. So
many fights at Cowboy camp that Brian Schottenheimer had and
coaches running by the way, players and coaches, that's running
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all of you, all of you run. I know that's hilarious,
Like they're little kids, that's what we're talking about. So,
based on the Cowboys punishment at Camp in oxnart O snort,
we do old school with fifty hits, the worst punishments
you experienced from your parents, teachers, and coaches growing up.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
We throw it back on a Thursday. We get you involved.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
The number again is eight seven seven four eight four
thirty four thirty seven eight seven seven for of the
Herd and you can hit us up at Covino and
rich So what comes to mind? I have two things
that come to mind, right, because they're weird punishments.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
I'm not I'm not going down the route of like,
remember when you were like teachers could hit kids.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
I'm not a boomer that wasn't you know remember what
Adrian Peterson did to you?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
No, but I'm not telling I'm not telling stories. Oh
you know your grandparents would be like and then the
nun hit us with the ruler. All right, this is
not nineteen thirty. You know, it's really weird. This happens
in my family. Old people take pride and getting Yeah,
like my mom will talk about how you know she
was beat up by a teacher or something like laughing
about it like it's great.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I'm like, ye, it's kind of a sad, traumatizing story. Mom.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
You know, it was great when I used to get whipped,
I know, But then they laugh about it. It's like,
I don't know how funny it was funny? Ryan, Ryan,
did you like cynical things? I feel like spanking here
or there, but you got Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, my dad was in the military.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
You don't like the call that now foffo parenting foffo.
You know, fofo means not only is it Rich's middle name,
fo fucked my cloud name when I do balloon a
f around, find out the gentle ways of parenting are
sort of going away and the f around and find
out methods are creeping back in. That doesn't mean necessarily
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beat your kids. It's let them fail once.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
In a while.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
But Ryan is a prime example of like, you know,
your dad was like the dude from the Wonder Years,
Like you know, there was a fear of the dad,
but now like you laugh about it as an adult.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
I don't know if that's that's that's a very interesting thought.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, my mom will tell stories, you know, old school
Mexican lady, I've her dad coming home all mad from
work and everything. He put a whooping on her brothers
and she'll be laughing about it. I'm like, man, that
sounds like a really sad and scary story.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Well, but it's a different generation, you know. Now, It's like,
are we being careful, Dylan? You know it's a different
gentle parenting now. But we're not going there as your point.
Let me take you back to the eighties. I'm gonna
give you two that never made sense to me. Number one,
do you remember like if you were like talking and classed,
they'd make you like stand against the wall. Yeah, it's
(24:38):
not for sure, that made no sense to me. Like
just to stand against the wall. That's a weird unlocked
memory because you're right, or your name was on the board, right,
your name's on the Let's say you were in the
lunch line about to get your you know, Taco Moat
or Pizza Hero, and you were yapping away or misbehaving
the tea Drake stand against the corners, just like I'll
stand against the wall. Like that was the punishment. And
(24:58):
I'll never understand this. While it wasn't by any means abusive,
it was weird looking back when your gym teacher would
be like.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
No water. Yeah, it's like I'm cruel.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I remember, we'd be playing dodgeball, field hockey, you'd be
playing basketball. I imagine telling a kid today who walks
around their little Stanley cup and their.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Little water song.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Dude, right, imagine telling the kids today they couldn't have water.
They would you don't explain yourself to the school board.
Kid would have an absolute mental breakdown if if someone
told them they can't have water. But the funniest thing
is like, we must have all been dehydrated in the
eighties and nineties because now everyone's drinking. You know, men, women,
people carry around like a jug of water. Back then,
(25:41):
if you misbehave our gym tue tract, all right, no
one gets water, but mister Frasky, we just ran a mile.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
They would also count when everybody was at the water
fountain too.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Next, ye too, next to get a sip. That's so true, man.
So the weird ass punishments that you got. And if
you mentioned a dunce cap, I'm assuming you're like ninety
or one hundred and eighty years old. However, we do
have our version of that blubber lips Davis Rich here.
He is infamous on our other podcast, especially for spilling
(26:13):
coffee all the time. He spills coffee every day and
that's like the biggest no no on radio. To get
it on the console, right, there's a shore. You blew
out the microphones. You ruined everything. We have him. We
have like a specialized Duncet cap of sorts that if
he does it, we make him wear.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
It's on camera.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
It's a rainbow hat with a propeller on it and
it says coffee spiller.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
It says I spilled coffee, and it has a little
propeller on the top. Six is rainbow.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
You know, we do in a I play softball couple
days a week, you know, stay active. If a guy
strikes out in slow pitch softball, I've seen teams have
to wear like pink panties or like an embarrassing like
a jersey or something like. But that that's the thing
our funny hat because and then they have to wear
it until someone else strikes out.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
And that can be slow pitch softball. That might be weak. Yeah. Yeah,
so I'm surprised.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I know Rich's goofy stories better than he does because
we've been doing a show forever and I'm so surprised
you're leaving the number one answer off the board. I
thought we'd get it out of the way because it's
so obvious when you're thinking of old school punishments. I
think the most cliche and stereotypical one is one we
all think of Ralphie from a Christmas story, sitting there
with the soap in his mouth. Right, Rich has a
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story where your grandma did it and you.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Pretend you like guy.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
If I ever talked back to my grandparents, my grandmother,
old German woman bick I'm gonna watch, would say, I'm
gonna wash your mouth out with soap. And I was
a little smart ass. And I'm sure she was old
so that sounds terrible.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
But she was old so she could really catch me.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Right if I wanted to run around the living room,
so she'd wait for me to sit down. I'd be
working on my color forms or playing with my u
W action fingers. She'd come for me on me, wrap
her arm around me, and start rubbing ivory soap on
my teeth. Imber, I remember saying to my grandmother, I
like it, I like it, I like it I love.
That's a big fan of it. All right, let's go
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to your phone calls and let's hear some more stories.
By the way, I heard the real story was your
grandma caught you playing with your shrinky dink? Is that true?
It wasn't color for hims. Guys, what are you doing, Richie?
Based on the Cowboys, they're they're having such issues at
camp that they're making the players and the coaches run
laps so old school punishments. By the way, why don't
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the other coaches step up and be like, I'm not
one of the players here. Beat it with them. But
you know what, if they're involved their game, Danny, let's
go through these phones.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Who do we got, buddy? Right, let's start with Scott
in Virginia. Scott in for the Herd. Can you know,
on rich what do you got man?
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
You remember where you get the finger and your thumb
pressed below the waist when you're hanging out with your
guys and one of them catches it and you get
punched in the arm.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like you when you blow
the waist gotcham Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember that. Is
there a name to that game? But there's a way
to break it. You have to you have to break
the circle.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
There was also if your siblings played that slap game
with you and they'd lick their fingers and then smack
your arm.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, but you never get caught looking at the it's
the okay symbol, like you know, the okay below the waist.
I'm trying to think of other old school punishments, Danny.
Who else we got. Let's talk to Jason and sokel
what's up man, Jason?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
It was going on, guys just calling know that you
guys are taking calls today. I think it's against protocol.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Huh No, we love it. We love getting you involved.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Man.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
I hate to have a guy his name was q
sure for questionable, but his dad was very militant and
he would make him stand in the corner while he
was watching football games for the whole game on his
tippy toes, touching the ceiling for the whole time. He'd
also make him go to the pool and use this
toothbrush to scrub every single pile, but instead of actually
(29:51):
getting in the pool, he would make him scrub the
tiles while reaching over from the side, and every single
individual piles he was clean and he would record to
make sure that he got every single while.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm sure he's a well adjusted adult now, right, it's
so crazy to do that when you think of how
we coddle our own kids today, it's so wild. And
I say this from a personal perspective. That was my
biggest struggle as a co parent.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Right.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I got divorced about eight years ago, and as a
co parent, my hands were tied when it came to
discipline so often, like because the kid always has this
power of de'll go and tell mom, and then Mom
will cause a ruckus if you're taking discipline too far.
It's like it's always a tough situation. It's a tough
(30:34):
balance of how, especially in today's world, to discipline your kids.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Could you imagine this happening nowadays. When I was a
little kid in southern California, shouts out rialto California. My
next door two street, two houses down was Luis, my friend.
When he would get into trouble, his dad would take
a chair, walk it out to the front steps the
sidewalk front of the house, put them over his legs,
pull his pants down, spank him with a belt out
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in public.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Front of all the kids in front of everybody.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah, that guy would be in jail on today's world
for sure.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Yeah, embarrassing there would have been. If it happened nowadays,
there'd be cop cars there before. The spanking was oddly enough.
As an adult, Luis loves to get spanked.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I heard.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Some weird subconscious things. Who else we got Josh in Ohio?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Josh based off the cowboys making coaches even run. Let's
go old school punishments.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
What do you got discipline kid?
Speaker 8 (31:28):
You imagine Hey.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Josh, he's locked in on my voice. Yeah, hey Josh,
you got to turn your radio down too. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
So my freshman year in high school, I got caught
shoplifting no limit record CDs And when my mom told
my dad, he said, I'm not going to yell.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
He brought uh poster board and a sharpie marker home
and he said, I want you to write beware, I
am a shoplifter. You're going to go pick it outside
of myer department store to let people know that you shop.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Like, wow, that's hard was the story.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Wait, dude, why is he doing that when he could
have got twelve CDs for a penny.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Anyway, at Columbia as you didn't have to do in prison.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Do you remember a story a couple of years ago
and people were deciding whether it was cruel or not.
The punishment was the dad gave his son like a
whack ass haircut George Jefferson Stephen a Smith. He like
gave him like no hairlines. The kid was like, blasphemous.
I think that's I think it's. Look, you got to
teach kids lessons and like I was trying to imply before,
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sometimes your hands are just tied because there's nothing you
can do, and kids are so spoiled today.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
It's like, go to your room. Go to there.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
The room is an entertainment center of video games, computers, phones.
There's a comedian I think it's Earthquake that says, if
you really want to punish the kids, shut off the
Wi Fi because there's nothing you could really do. What
are you gonna take away from them their phone? You
need to communicate with your kid. So it's you know,
it's tricky. It is I'm going to punish your kid.
(33:01):
I think that's what run DMC was talking about. It's
it's tricky to parents because when it comes to these punishments,
you can't go to old school, but you don't want
to be a softy pants. I think about it with
my own kids, like there are times like I'll give
you an example if if you make a mistake. I
feel like a lot of times a weird kids, you
get yelled at if you made a mistake. And I
(33:23):
always think about, like, if you're an adult to make
a mistake, do you want to get yelled at? What
does that teach you?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Or like if your kid spills his drink on the table,
should you really be yelling at him?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Like I feel like.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Every time I spilled something, my parents would like make
it seem like I was like the worst person.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He did it on purpose. But if it's an accident,
that's not worthy. You still haven't learned your lesson. That's
why he wears the hat.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, so rich, I have a similar story, And we
all have the story of someone messed up at practice.
So everybody's doing laps, but he's usually with you know,
pee wee League, Little league, pony ball, or high school football.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
And that's what happened to me.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
There was one time where I actually caused the entire
team to do laps, and I was like the hated
dude on the team, and it's one of my favorite stories. Honestly,
it's one of my proudest moments looking back. There was
this big display in our high school lobby and it
said art through the Ages. You really got to follow
me here.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Imagine this. There's a bulletin as someone took a lot
of pride in and it was like art through the ages.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We're talking about like like old school art, like, yeah,
beautiful art through the ages. And you know the letters
were cut out Art through the ages, stapled onto the
so after football, stapled like cardboard letters.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Yeah, eighties.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
So I imagine this is art through the ages, probably
behind that sliding glass so high school like window type
of thing. I always consider myself a bit of an
artist or a savant of sorts. And I saw these
words and I said, you know what, I think I
can make it better.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
So after football practice, you know, you're you're the only
ones at the schools the football, which is always a cool,
weird feeling when you were like, it's me and the janitor.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah, and you just in the hallways. Off.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
My buddies and I were there and they watched me
do this, and I took hold on.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
I got to write it down to.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
See and I think I know where you're going here, right, Okay,
art through the ages? Right. I took the E from Ages,
the E from Ages, and I ripped off the bottom
line and I made it an F. And I put
that F right in front of the art. Okay, right,
so now it's fart through the ags. I took the
(35:46):
G from Ages. I ripped it and flipped it around
and turned it into an S. Right, So the G
turned into an S, and now it says fart through
the ah.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Right.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I swear to god, I was this moment high school,
so proud, and all the dudes, all the football team
there cracking up. We're dying. I wish I had a
cell phone mask to make it one day. That's what
they're saying, dude. When we got into school the next day, intercom,
you know who did it? You know there's an issue
(36:19):
come down. And it came down to, well, it was
someone on the football team. And I had to admit
in front of every and.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Everyone knew identic.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
So I was so proud of it, right, so I
had to raise my hand in that humility, like who
did it? It was me? But I was sort of
proud of it, but I was also embarrassed. But as
a result, I was the guy that caused the entire
team to do extra lapse for like a month dude
after that because it was so it was such a
(36:45):
big deal for whatever reason, because I sort of vandalized
the display. But yeah, I'm still legend for that till
this day, and I'm proud to die to share that
on Fox Sports. Ready, I'll be honest. That led you
to where you are today, your creator.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Create If you don't know, Covino's from k Rock, New York,
That's where Howard Stern got the fart Man character.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah who knew? But yeah, yeah that was a again.
But you know what, that proves that was a high
school punishment. We're talking about the NFL and the Cowboys
or Cowboys that if that's not a sign of of
there's not anything cohesive going on there, I don't know
what is. There's some disconnect going on that they're fighting
(37:25):
so much that the whole team and the coaches have
to do laps.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Let's go to New York. Who do we got to?
Speaking of n y C? Greg, what's up? Greg?
Speaker 7 (37:36):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Greg.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Hey, Greg, So bringing it.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
On the punishment type of stuff. So you're talking about
the you know, Boppo deal. And so when we were kids,
we used to go out in the garage and we
put on boxing gloves and I would just beat up
on my little brother, like Paul the Congress.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
That's what brothers do, right, little I mean, my little brother.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
You know how many times I suplexed him, how many
times he got a you know, a DDT or perfe. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
So one time my dad was out there, We're just
you know, we're messing around and I'm just whaling out
my brother. And so he was like, oh, let's make
this fair. And he took two five gallon buckets and
filled them with water and made me like hould them
straight out until my arms were like jelly, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
And he put the.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Boxing gloves back on me and was like all right now,
and he just, you know, he let my brother walked
back up on me because my arms I couldn't even
lift them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, now that I mean the feeling you're describing is
have you ever went to the gym, did a really
solid workout and then you're like, oh, maybe I'll shoot
some hoops and then you're like, you can't shoot a
basketball after you left?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Can you mentioned this recently?
Speaker 3 (38:52):
You? I was like, have you know made the mistake?
He's like, yeah, I was. I went to go shoot
some hoops after a workout.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
I can't do. That's a good idea. Miss every shot.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
These were the crampso Tommy had yesterday, which is why
he got bold.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I hope it's just cramps for your sake.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
So the old school punishments, it's like taking away the tablet. Nowadays,
maybe your parents took out your nes, they stole the
controllers or something. You know, what was that random punishment
for you?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Again?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Eight seven seven for the Herd eight seven seven eight
four thirty four thirty seven and at Covino and rich
and don't forget far through the s all right, coming up,
we're going to talk about the face of your NFL
franchise and what that says about your team.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
We had a theory. We went over the AFC yesterday.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
We'll recap that and the NFC obviously we'll get to
that as well.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
So Mark Kavin Non
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Rich In for Colin on the Herd, A big day
trade deadline in baseball, NFL Kickoff, Let's go
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