Fat Joe and Jadakiss react to Bad Bunny being chosen by the NFL and Jay-Z to headline the Super Bowl LX halftime show, former New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez getting arrested for an altercation with a delivery driver, and ESPN releasing their ranking of the top 100 NBA players – which leads to a HEATED debate about whether New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson should be ranked above Los Angeles Lakers guard Luka Doncic. Also, Joe talks about performing at the Knicks vs. Philadelphia 76ers game with Jennifer Lopez in Abu Dhabi, Jadakiss talks about the fulfilling time he had visiting jails with Second Chance University, and the crew throws flags as Joe tries to talk about getting robbed by the Mexican police while driving to Cancun.
4:00 - Jadakiss' jail visits with Second Chance University
8:15 - Fat Joe's NBA halftime show in Abu Dhabi
12:15 - Will Knicks bring home the title this season?!
16:30 - Joe discovering A.I. people in Abu Dhabi
23:00 - ESPN's top 100 NBA players
28:15 - Dudes getting $100 million to score 11 points?!
37:30 - Rehearsing with Jennifer Lopez for halftime show
39:45 - Bad Bunny headlining Super Bowl LX
49:15 - Fat Joe's run-ins with the Mexican police
52:00 - Big Pun pulled a prop gun at the studio
59:00 - Mark Sanchez arrested for altercation with delivery driver
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Gonna give you that till your go. Yo Yo, what
up y'all? It's your point, yo, crack.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Know what it is? Your point, Jada, you know what
it is that Joe and.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Jaden's show, every show legendary, every show iconic.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Biggest in the motherfucking game.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You hear me, and y'all, Jada, man, that little outfit
look nice, though you're like, oh my shit, Now you
said I don't need a middle wise man hop out
the big outfit. Fuck you want me to kids this
ship like live Now you sit like that Louis shirt,
like that Louie me no props, so that I'm shit.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Your fact that the LV outfit is nice, I like
to thank you is.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Like you know, they stepping their ship up.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You know what I'm saying, doubt And you know nowadays
I buy for the resellers, all of this ship go
back for double one here you can sell it but
double and you know they take that Elvy Like I'm
big in boat taker, but the resellers don't take boat taker,
so I'm stuck with all them, I think, so don't
even want they say seventeen thousand dollars jackets and shirts.
(01:29):
Us out of that, They're like, YO, bring me Louis,
bring me Gucci, bring me whatever. Anyway, we haven't traded ship.
I'm just saying, it's good to know you got some shit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
A vat can go.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, even when when you
go into the watch collection, the one thing you know
you got besides money is watches that ship straight cash whatever.
You want to go out there and dump a load, man,
Not that I have, not that I want to, not
that I need to. But every now and then you
want your best friend Calen to say he'll give you
a fucking loan or something. How motherfucker won't give me
(02:01):
a dollar. They probably spent us on the loan. They
probably got me on the list at the door, like, Yo,
don't let Joe in on an oasis, callus spent us
on the loan. Talks you came back from the prisons.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, talk to us.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I went to uh Marshi Correctional facility. Then I went
to cross the street to mid Streak.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What was that like? Shout out the Jesus real jails guys.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Shout out the Second Chance University.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Shout out to my brother Andre Norman.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I love what your man is doing with the jails
and all I get Andre Norman's b X tone Ricky Kelly,
doctor life.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's my other big man name what yeah, Big the
big homie man and my brother. We was in there though,
just talking to the inmates, you know what I mean.
He was able to work out with him. He was
able to sit down, you know what I mean, kick
some real life with them. Trying to stay younger or
they was like they was young our age, older than us,
(03:08):
you know what I mean. But we was really able
to kick it with them. Me and k was actually
sitting in the gymnasium and the bleachers. I've seen I've
seen my man Cat from Yon kids. I've seen a
couple of people from Mount Vernon. It's sad crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You be wondering what people are when you go in there.
Did I performed a fourth Dix one time. Shout out
my brother Billy Blanco and I walked in the yard.
I performed in the yard. Everybody I ever wondered where
they was at. They was in that motherfucker. I'm like God, damn,
they doing hell of a time. And you know, you
go in there and you see them, you know, crazy story.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So what y'all what what? What's the story? What you're
talking to was really about? She was?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She was an experience for me because you go in
and sit with the deputy wardens and the head of
the staff and they tell you the issues whatever going
on in the jail was a lot of drugs, a
lot of violence. The dudes I was with asks them,
do y'all want to keep this going on?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Do y'all want us to fix?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So then they go in there and speak to the
inmates or they call the I and eyes just get
their mind right. Let them know that you want to
get some programs, If you want to get some better
things going on in the jail.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You gotta collaborate with the staff and the CEOs.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Now we know police is police, but what was I
thought it was flavor about the program is after they
talked to the inmates, they sit down with the CEOs
in them and tell them what they doing wrong and
what they need to fix.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So the old jail, could you know what I mean,
it could be less violent.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What are the CEOs doing this wrong? I mean sometimes
they listen to you. Sometimes the you know what I mean,
if they're just looking at you already as a piece
of shit, they not even and your problems though, you
know what I mean, You gotta look at it like that.
And another thing I seen up top is understaffed. They
said there was one of the spots we went to
(05:11):
require like four hundred and eighty coos, it was only
two hundred and something had regular civilians working. Then they
had National Guard was with the Brown Army shooters in there.
So I gotta be a little crazy too. It ain't
enough workers like man.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Shout out my brother, pistol pete dog in the yard.
That's how I know about your man. He'd be taking
pistol ye in there to talk to the Nmas. Your
man he doing amazing work up in there in the jails,
and so he got access to the pistol. Pistol in there
going into jails. System was in the he system went
up in the max. He interviewing the monsters.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Ain't let me do because you wasn't with me. A
Jada and Jada A segment. It was fire I interviewed,
I interviewed a og. Shout out to my og. He
had twenty four in hopefully about to get out, and
I interviewed the deputy that ship was ill in front
of the inmates. They asked me questions that shore is
gonna be on the tablets. Actually, if you in there
(06:11):
and you gotta Ja and Jay with the check.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Now, we gotta go in there one day, we gotta go.
I had a whole different experience. I went to Abu Dapi.
Yeah you ain't what's the Albu Dabby baby?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Now if I love you, don't even start. What's your
name over there?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Pleykshani yo, I'm gonna him. I am Maley Kashani. What
is it that you saying? I am Mali Kashani.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know what, I ain't got it. I ain't switching
old Tom. I go up there the ship. I'm walking him. Well,
I am Mali Kashani.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Like you fucking fat Joe, get out of here, walking
out the motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But you know, let me not big up Dubai too
much or Abu Dobby too much. I'm already a heat.
Uh you know I'm there too much. I love it
too much and shout out my brother Rossi Belosi man uh.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So we go to Abu Dhabi. The first thing is
the plane. I go on the plane. Now I am
a nick fan to the but I'm not a groupie.
But if I was a grouping with the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Not the Knicks, but on the plane that Mark Jackson,
Patrick Ewan was on the plane, John Starks. You know,
if I want to harass people, that would have been
harassment one on one. Like it was like all the
legends was on the plane. Iago Dollar was on the plane.
Shit was crazy. The ole NBA was on the plane, right,
(07:40):
not the nick players of them. But we go over there,
and you know, I was just in Dubai last week,
so I'm back home. All we go to Abu Dhabi.
Brooklyn chopouts.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You ain't got the Abu might be better than the
New York fool. I went.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The first time they opened up, it was like real min.
I was like, damn, they better get somebody here, he know.
But now that shit was crave. We went to heat
did two nights in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It was like he was over there. It was big time.
She was banged. It was big time that ship was banging.
We went up in there. We bought I seen Chris Gotti.
We took him to dinner. Couple.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Guy, I don't know what my man, my man his
name is. I'm trying to get him as a sponsor
to a hundred Coconut. Is a coconut water, It's called
a hundred coconut. But he was over there with you
know listen. I told him because he's sitting next to me, okay,
I told him.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I said like this, yo, you know why? He told
me he watches the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I said, well you might witness because you're gonna see
his Royal Highness come up to me and salute the God.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And he was like, what what do you mean, His
Royal Highness come in? Stop?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Show Joe, how you been? My brother Salama lakem Distance.
I know these guys, so I'm kicking it with his
royals Highness. Your miss Steve Harvey was there. He had
to see real heart royal heis come up to me.
I don't mean like he was walking by. The man
came to me. They even told me, yo, it's royal
heiness in them. They want you to sit next to them.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I say, yo, I'm a roster bellew I said, I'm
good like no, no royal Highness want you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know I've been going to Dubai and Abu Dobby
twenty years. These guys are my guys. So the more
to the stories. I told all the boy and said,
you see, they're gonna say his cap. When I say
on Joe and Jada, his Royal Highness came up, you
my witness. But anyway, I mess some beautiful people. We
went to dinner with them, and I performed for the
NBA halftime. That was amazing that we gotta imagine you
(09:41):
get to go to your favorite place perform for your
favorite team, and I had to be I had to
be neutral. I couldn't be like, let's go next, because
this was for the NBA and they playing Philly, so
you know, I actually you could they tell you that
one billion percent don't wear gear that looks like Knicks,
don't you know? Just it's for everybody you're hiring from
(10:05):
the NBA. You're not with the Knicks. The minute that
performance came out, that shit was out the door. Ya
let's go yo.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm gonna tell you right now, and I'm not making
no excuses. The Knicks are gonna win the championship this
ship now.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh so no No, what I'm trying to tell you
is that, and I never said that before, Gods, not
even last year.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But we are so stocked up. I mean this shit.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And you know, when I want them chips, you can't
compare NBA to the Rutger, But when I want them
chips at the Ruker, wasn't nobody just.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Laying down giving you the chip? We were stocked up.
You know, our fifteen man could have been a startup
in a rucket to the NBA.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, I'm just telling you it's hard to win a chip,
all right. So what I'm saying to you is off
the bench. Jordan Clarkson, we got gershon, that the big African.
You know, he lives down the block for me.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Right here here. Again, We're not gonna get at the demographics. Hyeah.
You always he African, bro, we all have. He's French African.
He's son of Congo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Let me tell you something with you.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Let me stay Sonning. You were you when you got
the Spanish soccer team. And he's the guy, the blackest
guy in the world doing all the kids. I think
got him from Africa, gave him the fucking visa so
he could play there.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's like a college.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Just because you play at the Hens Day don't mean
you not from fucking Miami.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know they got black Dominic, they got black Q
I got black Cuban brothers. Your complation.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So what this guy's African, he's my man. How about
I'm French. Matter of fact, I'm bringing him on the show.
I'm bringing him on the show. He's my neighbor. And
he played with Wendy and your Wemby. Yeah, he played
with Yo Yo Wemby. Yo, he's gangster me Yo born
in Freance, born and grew up in fred Holand they
(12:09):
hold up like my mother of como my father with
my mother su Puerto Rico. But I'm American. Okay, I
got that. But does he oh Yo, get the fuck
out of you? This guy for the congo, This guy's
not fucking eating it. Wasn't He's not in He's not
He's not eating the fucking cookies in there.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, you're right, Yoah. His stick is crazy though, I
just speaking of.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I shot a Nike commercial with Josh Harten You're still
for the new Nick jerseys.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And when we were shooting it, this dude came by
with a face. Oh fo on his face.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
He had a fire on his face, but he was
stretching his face. Who Josh Hart, No, somebody, yo, who
are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
A strangers know?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
He had a shoe outside across the street from the garden.
A dude came by the fire on the face, but
he had like a mask it was, but it was fire.
It was the same material as the ladies have, but
it was a face one. He had face work. He
was supposed to stay in the crib, but.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He came out with the new nose. Like when I
went to you know, I went Turkey last week that
they all had the hair of the bloody line Popeyes
eating chicken. Everybody in there with their ship. Everybody went
to Turkey to get their hair done. Ain't the fucking Popeyes.
I'm kidding you not. I'm kidding you not. They getting
(13:41):
worked done. But you don't scared the ship out of me?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Man, Not nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
When I be on the plane right and I'm getting better,
I'm speaking it into existence. I'm not as scared on
the planes the more I went. After you go to
Mongolia back the next week. This you gotta cut it
out and say, all right, Joe, you're kind of an
expert at this shit right now, right, But what I'm
saying is old Asian lady. I look to the side
(14:05):
of nowhere. She threw the ship on the face like
the plastic shit like alien shit.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Man, like that ship? Now they got my daughter? Does
that shit a porcelain mask? Yeah? Well, you wake up
at three in the morning on Emirates and shit going
like that. You look at the Chinese lady, she.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Got the fucking mask on you, like, yo, what fuck going.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
On in this bit?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
And I'm onre for ambient. I'm more for ambien. You know,
people fucking people walking, they safe and shit. I get
up off the Ambia and I'm like, yo, fuck, this
bitch looked like an alien on this motherfucker right here.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Let me tell you. I'm gonna tell you something else.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know this, guys, and listen, there's not enough flags
for you to throw here because this is definitely we
got wave.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yo. Listen.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I went to Dubai three weeks in the road type shit.
The escorts, you know, a higher escorts like a pause
what they call it, guys. They take greeters, boss bos greeters.
I do that here, there's a service greet they take
you right on the plane and then drive you.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, you need that. I'll give you that, but you
need that they drive you right.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But then you don't see human beings like me. They
got me, they got me stashed. Don't todd of these dudes.
I'm talking the rich Carlton and fucking Dallas. Ain't nothing
but rich. Are you white people in there? Sir, go
to the room, Sir, go to the wrong I said,
why y'all don't want me to see fucking human beings? Man,
I want to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Man, can you stop it? Whenever you would na these guys, man,
they got me, but I'm safe. I'm trying to say, stafe,
no new mistake. Seek the kingdom.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Whenever temptation, whenever they tell you, let's hang out, let's
go to the club, Let's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Seek the kingdom. No new mistakes, seek the Kingdom. So
I go. So listen, I'm trying to tell you something.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
When I'm trying to tell you it's right. You gotta
forgive me for this because this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
M mey K nobody. I go to Dubai the greed
to come Why?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I feel like this is the human AI, like real
AI I'm not talking about human being. I'm talking about
a robot AI. It would be a place like Dubai
to experiment the ship for the first turn. But the
dudes walking and ship look like this. He got no expression,
he don't smile none, the heads all this, and I'm
like this. After the third time they kept giving me greets.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
They look like, not you. They're not arguing with you.
They're not. It's just looked like they.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I think they got AI greetist in Dubai already working
like a ready to robot.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm looking at the dude showed them. I'm like, yo,
look at this.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
His shoulder moving like you know, they moving like a robot.
Like Yo, I'm with I'm yo, you have to be there.
I'm a tape one of these guys.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
One time. They don't have no ex question, they don't laugh,
they do nothing. They do this. I swear to god.
By the third one, we just started going, Yo, these
dudes is AI or what?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Because you know, human being argued with you, Ye, robots
they said they birds is not birds.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It said some of the birds is camera. So I'm
telling you something. I'm not bullshitting you. I'm not trying
to scare you.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I've seen about two to three robotic guys in the
system grabbing your bag, sir, let me get your passport.
He got a smile on me and he like you
made him and watch you k he knew we was
talking about him.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
He knew.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
He didn't know we was talking about him directly, but
he knew we was like yo, yo the teeth and yo,
like we up there like he knew we knew.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He say, I no question and he's sitting there like, yo,
it's our secret. Yo. Okay, he's sitting there like it's
our secret. I know you guys, you can't lie to
no proms. Dudentes like that up in this shit. We
look at the people say. His thicker was like rivit,
(18:03):
get the bag, rivit get the bat like rib yo, Yo,
I'm telling you here, you're a straight computer.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
How many was it? Was? It a lot of them?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, every time, I think all the greed is because
every time we kept all right, so we went to
my golie and came back this this. Every time we
got a greed. You know, human's got faults like this
guy got a hat, he's about to reach for the water.
This this, this these guys is moving and then when
you watch them from the back, your lord, I swear
to God, they're walking like like if you saw a
(18:33):
game like a fucking why you can't just go And
I'm like, Yo, these dudes might be the at ship.
Then think about it. Dubai would be the first place
to use them. They ahead of time where everything all technology,
everything everything. They would be maybe ten twenty years. Don't
come back to this video tape. Me like, Yo, fad Joe,
(18:55):
He's sure he knew cause they're not human.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Bro. They like this. They don't smile, they don't do
nothing to you.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
The only person that sort well, me and the whole crew,
Risk Flayer was there, whoever was there, Tone Sunshine. Everybody
agreed these guys are Ai. By the third one, we
was like, nah, I say I forget them. It's over, huh.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I rode about it. This is what I'm trying to
tell you. It's like I roll bot.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean Dubaib would do it. I'm telling you, I
never felt that in my life. I'm not a conspiracy theory,
but that's definitely an issue. Let's get back. Let's get
back to win, Beyamba. This league is not what did
I say in this league?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You mean the NBA, the NBA. It's over for anybody
by next year.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I watched this guy, Wim Beyamba come down seven for
what is he seven seventh?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What is he seven five?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I watched him come down, bring the like a point guard.
This is a true story. Splin it around the ship.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Homeboy, try to come up, home boy, try to come
up to play him.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
He shoved them off, like if the dude flew into
the stands and he dunked the board, Like, who's supposed
to stop that?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Nobody's stopping.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
When Beyamba, when be Yamba is the future of this league,
he gonna win like six seven chips by himself.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm telling you it's insanity. Is when be Yamba.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
This when the when be Yamba era starts, people gonna
have a product. No, no, it ain't starting. Yeah, he
ain't ready yet. You gotta get a little bigger. You've
seen this pause, you've seen this. Yeah, try to work
(20:39):
out with them jail dudes. You're doing them yonkers bars
them motherfucker's up in there, like come on, tay Yo,
tell you they make you really do the boss? Like, yeah,
come on, homie, Yeah, you know then there heat me
up on that Instagram setting the camera up. He look
on that got niggas in there. Name fucker doing them
(21:00):
ships one finger? Your shit fucked up?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Right now? Man, y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
ESPN drops the top one hundred players the NBA. I
have a super problem with this. That's here right, number one,
the joker, that's all. You can't you understanding with that?
I don't have a problem with that. How you know
I ain't got you got a problem with this joke problem.
He's just slinky. He can do whatever he wants. Oh shot,
(21:29):
he ain't got a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What was that record? Are you shy? Shy? Say my name?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, you shy.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Me first time? I so yeah around my listen, hello,
ain't that? But anyway, shot number two, I ain't got
a problem. Number three Luca Luke an't do that. He
ain't caused that damage. Last year they didn't go nowhere.
Luca cannot be at number three. Yes, he is very
(21:59):
very talented. See what I am doing is I'm getting
tired of people rating I got it. I'm getting tired.
Thank you, brother more the front this shirt crazy though?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
How you like this? Shit? Lord? Your time? Shit? You
see that's sick. Hello, Hello, Hello, this sit dancing on him? Hello? Right?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Number three Lucas not palid for Gianni's Giannis is one
of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
But he can't be four. He ain't been putting in
that type of work. He ain't going to no finals
or nothing like that. What do you want me to do?
Like lit of you?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm getting tired of people telling me, yo, they was
the hottest for the last ten years. They was the
hottest of the No, who's hot now? We want to
know who's hot now? Because when you was hot, you
had it? Who's hot now?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's not when?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But Yonba ain't ready either too. He's number five, but
this year he'll be way up there. I'm telling you
he's been working out. Anthony that words deserves to be
even lower than number six, right, hire higher higher than
number six. Anthony Edwards, he should be three or four,
top five. Man, this guy he got him aggressive. If
(23:15):
he gets aggressive, and they got him be top three.
They got him at six. They sitting on the youth.
Let's go, oh Steph Curry at number seven, Steph my man,
greatest of all time?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
He should be.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Could you put you shot? Greatest in all time? You
shot he should be. Yeah, but we are you gonna
just buy the four? They got lebron in there, KD,
lebron KD and then Jalen Brunson. This is where the
problem is. What kind of respect you got for my man?
My man breaks his arms in the playoffs. He scores
forty something every game. He takes us to the finals
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first time in twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You got the man, ain't me?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You gotta understand he's working his way to be one,
working his way. None of but these guys, No, I
want to know. So what is this he got one
of two years? Is this a lifetime? And shot he
wasn't as hot as yet.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
One of them? Don't work like that, kids.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I know the narrative work for me and you because
we the O G. But you can't put the old
g's on there if they're not as good as that.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
You and you saying with somebody with two albums shouldn't
be next to you. It's the same thing. He's gonna
be one of them. No, no, I'm talking about that.
What are you? He better than them? He top five?
He better than them.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Sorry, I'm sorry when me should be right behind him.
Wenby ain't put in no work yet. He's a promising
Wemby's almost in the zion. You know when Wenby's promising,
he ain't do no work yet. Well, let me tell
you something. Jayon Brust is better than all of them
right now.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm just being there.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
He should be top five. No, no, no, he's beyond joke.
He's beyond shy a Anthony Edwards and then Jayleen. I
got jailing at four. I got a thought, but I'm sorry, bro, you'
Jalen in front of Lucer. Hell yeah, because he's a leader.
He took our team further than we had a litter.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
King was the leader. Got nothing to you talking. That's
also the greatest American to me of all time, Martin
Luther King.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You speaking true leadership, Martin Luther King, the greatest American
of all time.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I want the next to win, and I love Jaylen,
but you putting them in so you're putting all these
guys in front of them. Put you in the street.
He's way better than Luca right now. We went to
the finals. Man, we went to the East.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
That's who to the finals. The win got said, he
got packed up. This guy get backed up in the
finals two years ago in front of my last year.
All right, you got Luca, Let me tell you something.
I love Jen sleeping on our fucking necks. Let me
tell you something, Jaylen brush is no let me stay
j James, you too loose with.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Them flash today. Let me just say, son of you,
what the man needs to be in a gang or
get tattoos? What you gotta do?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So you could because he's a nice guy, clean cut guy.
They won't raid him. I'm a chain laye in the ronson.
To make the top ten of the NBA is a
special thing.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
But let me ask are you talking?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Let me ask you some This guy's that they pay
one hundred million dollars he wanted to hold up to
score eleven point.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
There's a guy they know Tuton. Felon.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You good for eleven points and you play hard paint nobody.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm telling you a million. I score eleven? Well what
everybody got? Some people that scoring them that get paid
the hood, but that ain't with it. They didn't sit
down and say that you score eleven. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Let me a nice of you on the phone.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You know how hard it is to score eleven points
in the NBA West get everybody. Listen, listen, do you
know how hard it is to score eleven points in
the NBA and to get a couple of rebounds for me?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And you blue no, no, no, no, talking about oh
hard getting paid one hundred million and we.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Want you to go out get us eleven and heavy.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You're reminded me and I don't want to say you
make you remind me of Rashaw Lewis. Remember he caught
that two hundred million, never scored a point again. But
I'm trying to tell you all your man for fucking
off Memphis. What's your man to point guard? That was
dumb knife. They gave him that bag. He never scored
him he no, no, no, no, no, Jama Rant Connley
never scored a point again. Bro, Listen, Conley scored him
(27:40):
eleven now in it fucking how much? How much money
is Mike Connolly getting right now? TWU top fellow, he's
at it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Google it. How much money he's getting twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Seesus Christ they misscoring three points alast thirteen.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
This is the end of his coren No kiss you.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Not letting me get to my bar my punchline you're
not letting me get to my punchline said, they pay
you a hundred.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You know, my man in there getting a honey man.
How much money he's getting. He got a saying the.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Ten point seven million, just going the leven bath hold
off that all right?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Ten point seventh y'all? What if you're averaging forty points?
We got enough people, we know how much. The designer hurt.
He got one soul who bend depend depend depender, handy
jerk yon man, I go aad jack, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh no, everybody going to Turkey. I gotta fight niggas
all the time. They tell me Norri went to Turkey.
I'll be like, Yo, my man, get ahead with that shit.
Man he Puerto Rican and Black. Did he Yeah, that's
the question. I don't think he did. I don't think.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
NOI would do that. The cason for man he is.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Then he just went to the Bates thing. He came
into the poppy, he came in Na. He had a caesar,
and then we told about Noriega guy. He had a season.
And then he came out with the wavy ship like
his name was doubtful.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Like this ship glew up. No, no, he just came
up like now he got the dreads.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So they always because he's my brother, they tell me
all the time, you know your man went to Turkey.
I personally don't believe that Norri went to Turkey. I
don't think he's like that type. God right, got done
the ball left rock or some ship. All but the
you paid do you pay double with the States? Like me,
I wouldn't go out the country to do some surgery.
(31:33):
I would pay double and staying in the country. I
don't know if that makes sense. That makes sense. I
was the halftime performance, like how they know? You know,
I practiced three times and I learned that from Jalo.
Jlo is like a super duper practice. She'll make you
practice with a fort You know you've been in shows
(31:55):
with Jaylo. I was at a show with you and
Jalo too. She makes you practice and ship and so
I said, you know what, it's the NBA is Abu Dhabi.
Let me practice. So I practiced three times. They at
the Philly dance and shout out to the mascot. He
watched our show all the time. My man for Philly
watch our show all the time, and so, uh we practice.
(32:16):
This shit was great, man. Once you practice, you can't
even mess up. You just got that shit. Then I
went over there and I heard that the echo on
the mic. I got them ear fall so fast. I said, yo, y'all, yo,
were not doing Yankee Stadium, but damn you see the Yankees.
I'm scared to even go to the game because they
gonna blame the whole shit on me. They said that
is my fault. So I'm down the block. I mean
(32:38):
my own Glizzy in my house y man, No, I'm
watching this shit Glizzy off the off the screen.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I want to go support, but I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The minute they said show me, they're gonna be like
this is gonna be with brown paper backs like fat
joke came, It's over. Fuck the whole shit up, bad
news of the Yankees. I gotta watch some home now until.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
He tie it up. We think we tying it up.
I hope.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
So that boy big Poppy yor Tease told that Regina
they gonna him Babe Ruth Flue Garage Yogi bad bring
Reggie back. Oh no, he said, it's a rat's and
all my Toronto guys started sending me statue of Liberty
with Toronto dressed up with Toronto with uniform and ship.
It's a rat that that that right there is a
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rat with judge strikes out with all three men on base,
No outs, three two count.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You knew they was gonna throw it down the pipe.
That was it. He should have knocked that ship out
the fucking park. So we didn't get that. So we
got that established with the ESPN list. What else we
alluding to?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Let me talk about how you gotta feel a throw
man ain't getting a lot of push back.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I thought it was a beautiful thing, being that he
just coming off the biggest world tour bringing normal damn
there billion dollars to the island of Puerto Rico, and
now OVI is giving you a chance to check him
out at the super Bowl and now he's getting now
a bunch of hoopler.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I don't understand it. I don't is damn devvy? Do
you dan divvy do? What's your take on that? My brother?
You know that.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Let's be clear about this. He is the number one
streaming star in the world. Somebody's listening to this man,
number one streaming star in the world. You could google
that shit if you want fel it, google it, fell
it to Tom Felons.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
He got a job, man.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
It's the most streamed album of all time. He's number
one in the world. He made me, the whole world
go to Puerto Rico to watch him perform. He deserves
the spot. The problem with America is so racist that
if we're celebrating art, we're celebrating culture.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
We're doing a halftime performance.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Somebody gotta perform, whether they black, white, Asian, K pop,
whatever you want to name.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So at the end of the day, Kendrick Lamar did
it last year? Is he big enough? Is he this?
The ratings was through the woof? Was he big enough?
Is he disnet drinking this this?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Now you got a guy who's Puerto Rican. By the way,
ICE cannot arrest Puerto Ricans. We're Americans, duh.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
So I don't know what the.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Fuck you on your truck? What's your Confederate flag? Thinking,
y'all we're gonna lock up some Latinos. Yeah, they all
Puerto Rican the American citizens? What the fuck are you
talking about? And my problem is why does race have
to always always come into everything?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
This going, I mean everything, and you performing? I didn't
even see that.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Right when they picked him, I said, all right, bad money,
he the biggest, he gonna rock, right. I'm Latino and
I don't know all the words to his song, but
I know he's the ship and he's fired. So my
thing is, once they throw in the race ship, I'm like, yo,
what is this? Who's I hate people? Black, Latino, white people, whoever?
(36:15):
Who always gotta bring race into every single thing?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I just don't know why to man bringing every single
thing since I've been born so.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh no no, but but now with social media is
at an all time I don't know how they break
this ship down into is everything everything turns into some
racial ship.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Bad Buddy's coming to entertain you if you're if you're.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
White and you don't know Spanish, throwing your dancing shoes
and have a hell of a time because all your
friends are gonna jump up and dads, he.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Gonna rock that ship like you've never seen it. Translate
it fee what the apples talk about that? So Apple
got this, so Apple presents the halftime, got the eyepods
that translate it can translated to English feet right at time?
So why you I need that shit? They're making us
(37:05):
buy the new phone for this ship. Everybody got an
I F fifty.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I don't know if it's me, I'm I'm look, I'm
played out. You damn let me stay selling you not speaking.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
When it comes to.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Technology, it comes to technology, I'm played out. Every time
they want a new phone to take me a month
to figure out how to take a picture of something
like that, Like, stop making these shits, man, because every
time they make it it's like real, Like for.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
The new you got the seventeen.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Hell no, I'm going to be the last one to
get it because every time they bring up something new,
I get it, and I don't know what the fuck
going on. How to do Instagram, how to do this,
how to do that? I'm confused. You know my phone,
I just got used to it and my shit, Oh
it's not the fifteen, you know it's not. I used
to have the fifteen, the little bit at the fifteen. Yeah,
(37:51):
but I really don't want no more upgrades. Na, Man,
that ship whack now one day's like a computer. You
must up me so bad. Bunny at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
He earned it.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I hate when they try to make a narrative like, oh,
they did this on purpose to fight Ice that that's
not true.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
He earned it. He's the number one streamer. What do
you want me to do if next year they bring
the K pop guys, the guys.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I don't know how much I would feel about that,
But the K Pop guys, because they broke records and
all that, you would have to understand that, you know,
they the biggest in the game.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
The problem is that the NFL have always had, like
you know, don't go messing.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
With Cotton Night. Joel cotton Night Joel Cotton Night, Joel,
don't go nobody, we say ship. We must have seen
Pat bennettar ten times. Joe Cotton Night, Joel that ship.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
You know. I used to think halftime was only for
the Rolling Stone to U two, and I thought it
was there at a lifetime residency with the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I thought I'd never seen a black guy at the
Super Bowl halftimes sweeping. Guess what. Ever, since they put
the black guys, they've been winning Emmys every year. Guess what.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
The rating has been up. So you know, you say
what you want. You know what I'm saying, And it's
become a thing. Every time somebody does Super Bowl. The
next week we talking about it was good, which rated it?
You know, shout out the whole des Ray Perez shut
the old rock Nake getting together pulling this one off
(39:27):
because shout out to the rock. I love that Bad
Bunny even did it because Bad Buddies said he wasn't
gonna tour in the United States. So I love the
fact that he said, Okay, I'm doing it. And and
my sister Marry her Bag went oh after she killed
that halftime, she was headlining Essence Fested next day. This this.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I watched the bag. I know what the super Bowl
could do for you. Mary. Yesterday's right, it's not today's rice. Mary.
Shit went dumb after that tour? Is this that ship?
Ship went crazy? Wow? You heard that?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
That's hip hop. Shout out the hip hop man. Kendrick
is the most viewed. He beat out Michael Jackson. Mike
had that spot for thirty two years. Shout out to
Kendrick for that. You tell you that hip hop? Shout
out to Kendrick. Let me tell you what's crazy, Bry.
You know, I always complained about the planes, even though
(40:26):
I go across the world. But for a long time
I was the John Matt and the hip hop. I
got that they ain't a highway. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He never flewent Swiss. He never he swist the trade.
He had his own trade. Well. I took buses, though
we got their own train. Let me explain saying you
I never salute the man for that. I didn't know
he did a lot. I did the bus. I go
to New York and Miami so much.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I come out on the gas station or the crack
a bottle and like, hey Joe, like I lived down
the block. Fave Ville, North Calline, like I don't did
every highway in America. As somebody was asking me and
I thought about it, I said, you know, we took
with this spring Break that changed my life. Recipes Earth
God in Me and de Chante did spring Break. After
(41:17):
that show where They've seen the Crack of My Ass.
The album went up twenty five thousand a week, like
America couldn't get enough.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's when they discovered Joey Krack.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
They be on soap Talk Saturday Night Live, joe you
believe this guy, Joey Krack, the Crack of his ass
shows Nah, incredible, But the sales that's how bugget No.
It just went platinum after the American love a fat guy.
I don't know why they love a fat guy. But
the point I'm trying to make, man is we took
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the bus through Mexico. This is before we knew about
chop oning up and I was thinking about it. I
drove through the whole Mexico to get to Can't Corn.
You got to drive through the whole.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I drove through through.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I drove through forrest that had elephant crossing other thing.
You just said elephant The sign ain't dear it's elephant, right.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I drove through the whole thing. Right, we're on the
tall bus. It reminded me. We got stuck up seven times.
Stuck up. Do you know who robbed us? Every time?
The police?
Speaker 1 (42:25):
You fucking policeea pull us over middle of Mexico City.
You gotta drove through the whole chill Wawa, you drive
through gym and azz waraz the whole Mexico right, So
they stopped me seven times. I got stuck up by
the police the last time. I just want you to
know I'm not pussy. I don't get stuck up. No,
I'm just letting you know. This is very foreign to
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my DNA, to my spirit be. They keep pulling us over, yo,
one hundred dollars. They're like they sticking us up, like
you know, and you gotta sit there like you pussy
and just be like a it's the po at least whatever.
This last time, we in the middle of nowhere. Some
little Mexican dude walks out in the middle of the road.
He got like the army shoot on boom. His gun
(43:10):
is taller than him. The man got a girl with him. Now,
this girl, she looks like a working girl. That's the
nicest way to put it. She got the cheap shoes,
the shirt, she's a whore. Right, she's with him in
the middle of nowhere, right, fuck it, in the middle
(43:33):
of a jungle. She got the little guy like this
stops the bus. Yo, they's stopping us within the middle
of the full hord stock. No, the but the cop whatever,
he stops us in the middle. We got this gun's
bigger than me.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Is a little.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
He comes on the bus. While he's coming on the bus,
he's telling us one hundred dollars. Right, we only got
stuck up by cops. The girl sitting there laughing at
us in our face, like because he's like, we're pussy,
like he's really robbing us for and and she's, ah, fuck,
(44:12):
these guys are pussy this and this my man. After
they got off the bus, I ran so fast, slid
on my knees, slit on my knees. I grabbed that
Bible so fast, started praying God please yes, and Joe
was and God. I couldn't take it no more like
(44:32):
getting robbed by a little dude like this with the
girl laughing in my face. Yo, I couldn't take that shit.
I had to there was nowhere else.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
To go but to the Bible, the Good Book of God.
I went up in there.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
I started reading that shit, like every single word, trying
to God, is this the page you want me to read?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Is this two thirty four? Yo?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That was some of the most craziest shit. And I'm
I'm yo, that was a tough time. I got one
for y'all. I got I got one.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Here take these now, now you gotta take these. You're
gonna need them. You drove the can't listen, No, we
drove the can't cool. That's easy. I'm gonna tell you
this one. You're gonna die.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
There's too many flags, right, So I remember I used
to go to Battery Studio. You went to Battery Studio, right,
Manhattan Hatcha Yeah, twenty seventh Street Man, it mays fucked
your back up for real, man, you keep stretching say that. Yeah, yo, listen.
(45:38):
I love massages. I love massages, right, I love massages.
I get massages on the regular. Yeah yo, listen, yo, listen,
what yo, what I did my little four months? They
told me, Yo, the guy in all sell twenty four
he's a real masseuse when he's home and I speak up,
my man, fuck you talking to you? Get the fun
(46:00):
guy in here with that the in jail house, but
you can't. I don't give a fuck who you is.
Bernie Madoff can't explain that one. He got a nigga
massaging him into jail.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
That shit.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh but let me tell you something, man, I thought
about Battery Studios the other day, and that's where I
met irv Gotti one time. We both booked the same
studio because he was he was on the other side
than me, you know what I mean. They kept telling him,
don't be cool with fat Joe, don't talk to him.
But you know, when we met each other, we realized
we like brothers.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Right.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
But Battery Studio, I had that ship rented seven days
a week. If I wasn't working at Remedy was working there.
She wasn't working there. Pun was working there, he wasn't.
We just had that shit on lot and I loved it.
One day, I'm in the studio, right, and Tony Sunshine.
Don't kill me, bro I'm in the studio and Tony
Tony Sunshine walks in with big punt.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Right, they walk in the studio.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Y'all, krills, this up, this, this that and talk and
Punk keeps selling tone your tone, your tone, yo yo yo,
showing my apple, showing my apple, this this this. You know,
these guys were like crazy, right. So the engineer is
a little white boy, right, He's sitting there. They go
and they tell him to sit straight. So I don't
know what I'm not in on this, right, So they
(47:16):
tell me, Yo, shit up, don't worry about it. Punk
got this, You're gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
This.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
So the god sweating bullets. He's sitting there, he's scared
to death. Tone puts an apple on his head. Apple
sits straight, Bro, don't move if you sit straight, you good.
This this this, Pump pulls out a gun. True story.
Pump pulls out the hammer, right yo, sit there this this,
the kid is sweating bullets like this. I'm sweating, but
(47:42):
I'm not yo, clip fun chill like I'm telling the
dudes like yo, yo, yo yo, stop playing this this.
That Pun shoots the gun, so Pun bah.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Shoot that. No, the apple falls there and the guy
dives under the fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I start screaming, could you gotta understand they called me
the funk killer Jo Pun?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
What the fuck? Fuck you, nigga? This this.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I'm losing my mind because of the kid. It was
like a prop gun that they used for the movies.
But they shoot the ship. Sounded like he's shooting the block.
The apple fore down.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yo. You know.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
They never let us in battery studio again. I never
was able to, but I tried two years, three years,
four years later. They was like, Yo, your money not
good here. These guys we lucky. If it was today,
that little white boy would have shoot us for a
billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
But Yo, this shit, these guys were too much man,
big bun with his bullshit.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
He shut the apple with a blank but he never
shot it. It just sounded like a real gun. There's
no bullet come out of there. You know what I'm saying. Yo, Man,
this poor kid dove under that dashboard. That that shit.
He dove under that fucking shit. I looked at him.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
I said, you know, some guys, I said all the time,
some guys you can't like you guys are lucky. This
guy's a leader and he's calm, he thinks and want
y'all to not go to jail. He just if Tony
Sunshine was the leader, we all be in jail for
thirty thousand years. Like, Tony, you get fool with that
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fucking baby facing that R and B.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'm sitting in the Mandi and the Oriental one day
and the food come and it's cold. He smacks the
cheek off the guy, the delivery man. They threw me
out of the Manda and Oriental because if yo, all
the food is cold, the nuggets is cold.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
This is something like yo, I serve smack the ship
out of it. They never let me get back in
there for like ten years. I went back two years,
five years.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
They was like now mister carterag and I used to
live in there now, mister Cardiff.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Years later in Miami, the low one in Miami, in it, Oh,
I love that spot.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
I come up in there.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yes, they threw me out of there for like ten years.
They kept like, nah, you can't come back. Finally they
must have changed the manager. They got me off the list.
Now I could go back, but yo, this they ton
SunShot got me in a bunch of trouble.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Man and then Mark Sanchez he caught so.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Mark Chiz, Yeah he caught that ketch up legend. Mark
Sanchez what he caught He caught that ketch up.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Legend. You see, young boys, don't be sleeping on them
old dudes. It's vice versa. I learned my lesson one
time in front of it on these young boys.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
They was about sixty pounds and they pulled out a
gun so big we got the running. They was blaming
the whole like, I mean, like you should have knew
you just all right, this get sixty pround flat. He
talking mass shit, big Diesel dudes. It They gave him
the beats. He pulled out the yalla and let that
thing ring. So legend, so he's starting with you because
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the same thing I'm talking about legend golf for a bit,
Like I'm telling you legend right. What I'm saying is
we should have known the kid of sixty pounds, how
you gonna start with a bunch of cock Diesel guys
coming in. You should have knew what he wanted to do.
This old man sixty nine, Mark Sanchez, cock Diesel football
player kept fucking with the man.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
He fucked with the man. Yes, the man said he
feared for his life. I was deserved catchup.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
So the man gave him all pepper strates. First, try
to calm him down and I don't know box. Sanchez
was just drunk, high out of his mind. He wanted
to start with this old man. The old man tried
to pepper spray and back him up.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
He kept coming. He said, at that point I thought
this guy was man. He did something so man seventy
years old. He fucked that old man up. He's seventy
so how he got holked loo either not the old man.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
The old man had that joey cupcake. He gave him
nwn he cupc in it. He in the tube, the
mic quick he in the tube, the mike with the
old man say, you know how you got that thing? Yeah,
I think you are honorary Puerto Rican. You got that catch.
I don't bring the ketchup out because I know I'll
give him a ketchup. So no, sometimes is it Sometimes
(52:18):
if you know you might get there's situations we might
get out with without the ketchup.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
If you got the ketch up on you, and I
tell anybody, anybody would look. He got that.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
He got Mark Anchez the fuck up off him. Sixty
nine year old man gave him that ketchup. Legend like
that ketchup will save your life.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
It'll look like that for the picture. Ten guys beat
you up.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
This guy's got this guy's seventy damn bro it ain't
got arrested. No, no, monk shanchtz kind of you're thirty
years old beating up a seventy year old.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't know how to explain that, Oh been arrested though,
that ain't that. Don't go with each other. He in there,
he handcuffed in the thing, he bleeding out. I saw
some strong sixty year olds.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
I ain't never see a strong seventy yold like seventy
y old the man that got every right to give
you ketch up, you know, And I like Mark saying
says he's a good dude.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
He had a bad night. He probably fought with the wife.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
He probably went around the world two three weeks in
the road, came home and still got cursed out when
he said nick couch, no food done, and got he
went outside and tried to fuck.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
With the old man.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
The old man gave him catch up, legendary, tell him
tell your story walking. Anybody could pull that trigger. Anybody
could pull that ketch up out again and give you
the n of two men's release that air quick. Well,
this ain't that that, ain't this crack, ain't kiss baby.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Don't get catch up from a man of seventy.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Six, don't get yo listen. I mean, I've been seeing
a lot of old dudes talking like this, Solcie.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
I've been seeing a.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Lot of old dudes, hood dudes talking wow shit on
there like like they don't realize they sixty seventy or
something like. I'll be seeing them talk crazy at what point?
Like like me, I tell you the truth, Fat Joe.
I tell you all the gangs, the stories when I
was young guy fort everybody.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
This is that right now.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
My crew gonna dance on you on my security. You're
gonna shoot your face. I'm being honest with you. It's
no fair ones. There's no one on one in the face. No,
no shoot your face, scar face. He shoots your face,
he shoots your face. What you think the guy looked like?
Boring supremacy father for the man gonna take. I'm telling y'all,
I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
It's legal. You want to fuck with me, you gotta
hammer you got whatever you got. He's shooting your face off.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
My gods, they're gonna dance, so you fat Joe today
is a one on one somewhere It's over, Okay, So
I don't know what these old dudes are doing.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Podcast nigga's money want to scrap with you, though, you
ain't gonna come back out, and they're gonna get pounded
out every time. They're gonna get not by me, Sho,
this it's not it's a level. You know who taught
(55:14):
me that one time?
Speaker 1 (55:15):
I think I want to say, Uh, Jay Prince told
me that one time I seen him somewhere in LA.
We was chilling Beverly Hills and I was like, yeah, yo, Jay,
you look young this, this, that, And I was like,
you know me, I was telling him about seeing He
was like, you're not supposed to be in that. No,
war you what you think you got the guys for it?
(55:35):
You're older now, Joe, You're not supposed to be No,
the guys is supposed to be like you know what
I'm saying. So if you want to invite me to
a one on one, you're very confused. I don't have
a problem with sening like I don't have a problem.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean what are you supposed
to do?
Speaker 1 (55:57):
My things is over? Man, And even when I did, yeah,
I have one on ones. There was actually guys I
liked that. I had no choice and I was like,
you know what, off, Yeah, because the guy's a killer.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
We did infamous, so I'm like, yo, all right, we
could fight one on one and get it over with
and keep it moving.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
If I actually liked him, he was somehow a member, right,
but a stranger one on one Never in my life, Man,
we beat up this guy. I told you that story
about the boxer that we I hit him with the
bottle on his head. I told you that story that
I'm not playing. Let me tell you something. My brother
was dead nice with his hands. My brother money man.
(56:37):
Ain't you called a gena for everybody in false projects?
Dead nice?
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Every time he fought the whole project to come out.
He fight.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
One day I heard a rumor he was off the dust.
Dude knocked him out. So they telling me, Yo, Joe
such and such knocked your brother out, this and this
and that. Now my brother is my biggest idol. Months
later I see the guy they talking about. I go
wake my brother up. That's why I don't. I don't
wake nobody up out of their sleep. If you got
(57:06):
beef don't wake nobody up out of their sleep because
they chilling you waking them up for a problem. They sleeping,
chilling in the house. They safe, A ready, you make
at home?
Speaker 2 (57:16):
You safe.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
I wake up my brother, your bro. That guy man
he outside, They say he beat you up. This is
that My poor brother man, such a decent guy. He
came out of work, he was sleeping. He didn't want
to let his brother down.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
He throws his sneakers on the sweat suit. He come
out there with me. Y'all, y'all already feel out of it.
Yo jada, yo jada. I go over there.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
So now, according to my brother, the guy we talking
about snuffed. He ain't give him the fairwek right, He
snuffed my brother. That's how it happened. And my brother
was high. What andel does But my brother catch up
coming out the window, duffing bloom.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
The dude fall on the floor.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
I'm a kid, I'm like ten years So my brother
help him up and tell him, now let's shoot the
fair one. The guy he's fighting is the Golden Gloves champion.
Everybody know he dead. Nice now me, I'd have hit
him with a bottle, gave him some ketchup stumped him
out with the crew. That'd have been the end of
the conversation, right, so they get to fighting one on one.
(58:20):
He knocked my brother down this d he bit. He
gave my brother the beats one on one. But the
whole time I'm walking with my brother, I'm a little kid,
and I'm like, yo, why you give him the fair one?
Why you ain't starting him out while he was on
the floor, June, Why you ain't hit him.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
With a bottle? He was like, Nah, that's not It's
not me. That's how I get No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I'm hitting you with a rewinded just we're hitting you
with a rewinded tent over your head.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
I'm not playing with you. Boy. Check this out. It's
the Jon and jadiesholl baby, another one.
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Gonna give you that till your go. Yo Yo, what
up y'all? It's your point, yo, crack.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Know what it is? Your point, Jada, you know what
it is that Joe and.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
Biggest in the motherfucking game.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You hear me, and y'all, Jada, man, that little outfit
look nice, though you're like, oh my shit, Now you
said I don't need a middle wise man hop out
the big outfit. Fuck you want me to kids this
ship like live Now you sit like that Louis shirt,
like that Louie me no props, so that I'm shit.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Your fact that the LV outfit is nice, I like
to thank you is.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Like you know, they stepping their ship up.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You know what I'm saying, doubt And you know nowadays
I buy for the resellers, all of this ship go
back for double one here you can sell it but
double and you know they take that Elvy Like I'm
big in boat taker, but the resellers don't take boat taker,
so I'm stuck with all them, I think, so don't
even want they say seventeen thousand dollars jackets and shirts.
(01:29):
Us out of that, They're like, YO, bring me Louis,
bring me Gucci, bring me whatever. Anyway, we haven't traded ship.
I'm just saying, it's good to know you got some shit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
A vat can go.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, even when when you
go into the watch collection, the one thing you know
you got besides money is watches that ship straight cash whatever.
You want to go out there and dump a load, man,
Not that I have, not that I want to, not
that I need to. But every now and then you
want your best friend Calen to say he'll give you
a fucking loan or something. How motherfucker won't give me
(02:01):
a dollar. They probably spent us on the loan. They
probably got me on the list at the door, like, Yo,
don't let Joe in on an oasis, callus spent us
on the loan. Talks you came back from the prisons.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, talk to us.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I went to uh Marshi Correctional facility. Then I went
to cross the street to mid Streak.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What was that like? Shout out the Jesus real jails guys.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Shout out the Second Chance University.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Shout out to my brother Andre Norman.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I love what your man is doing with the jails
and all I get Andre Norman's b X tone Ricky Kelly,
doctor life.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's my other big man name what yeah, Big the
big homie man and my brother. We was in there though,
just talking to the inmates, you know what I mean.
He was able to work out with him. He was
able to sit down, you know what I mean, kick
some real life with them. Trying to stay younger or
they was like they was young our age, older than us,
(03:08):
you know what I mean. But we was really able
to kick it with them. Me and k was actually
sitting in the gymnasium and the bleachers. I've seen I've
seen my man Cat from Yon kids. I've seen a
couple of people from Mount Vernon. It's sad crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You be wondering what people are when you go in there.
Did I performed a fourth Dix one time. Shout out
my brother Billy Blanco and I walked in the yard.
I performed in the yard. Everybody I ever wondered where
they was at. They was in that motherfucker. I'm like God, damn,
they doing hell of a time. And you know, you
go in there and you see them, you know, crazy story.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So what y'all what what? What's the story? What you're
talking to was really about? She was?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She was an experience for me because you go in
and sit with the deputy wardens and the head of
the staff and they tell you the issues whatever going
on in the jail was a lot of drugs, a
lot of violence. The dudes I was with asks them,
do y'all want to keep this going on?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Do y'all want us to fix?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So then they go in there and speak to the
inmates or they call the I and eyes just get
their mind right. Let them know that you want to
get some programs, If you want to get some better
things going on in the jail.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You gotta collaborate with the staff and the CEOs.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Now we know police is police, but what was I
thought it was flavor about the program is after they
talked to the inmates, they sit down with the CEOs
in them and tell them what they doing wrong and
what they need to fix.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So the old jail, could you know what I mean,
it could be less violent.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What are the CEOs doing this wrong? I mean sometimes
they listen to you. Sometimes the you know what I mean,
if they're just looking at you already as a piece
of shit, they not even and your problems though, you
know what I mean, You gotta look at it like that.
And another thing I seen up top is understaffed. They
said there was one of the spots we went to
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require like four hundred and eighty coos, it was only
two hundred and something had regular civilians working. Then they
had National Guard was with the Brown Army shooters in there.
So I gotta be a little crazy too. It ain't
enough workers like man.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Shout out my brother, pistol pete dog in the yard.
That's how I know about your man. He'd be taking
pistol ye in there to talk to the Nmas. Your
man he doing amazing work up in there in the jails,
and so he got access to the pistol. Pistol in there
going into jails. System was in the he system went
up in the max. He interviewing the monsters.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Ain't let me do because you wasn't with me. A
Jada and Jada A segment. It was fire I interviewed,
I interviewed a og. Shout out to my og. He
had twenty four in hopefully about to get out, and
I interviewed the deputy that ship was ill in front
of the inmates. They asked me questions that shore is
gonna be on the tablets. Actually, if you in there
(06:11):
and you gotta Ja and Jay with the check.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Now, we gotta go in there one day, we gotta go.
I had a whole different experience. I went to Abu Dapi.
Yeah you ain't what's the Albu Dabby baby?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Now if I love you, don't even start. What's your
name over there?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Pleykshani yo, I'm gonna him. I am Maley Kashani. What
is it that you saying? I am Mali Kashani.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know what, I ain't got it. I ain't switching
old Tom. I go up there the ship. I'm walking him. Well,
I am Mali Kashani.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Like you fucking fat Joe, get out of here, walking
out the motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But you know, let me not big up Dubai too
much or Abu Dobby too much. I'm already a heat.
Uh you know I'm there too much. I love it
too much and shout out my brother Rossi Belosi man uh.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So we go to Abu Dhabi. The first thing is
the plane. I go on the plane. Now I am
a nick fan to the but I'm not a groupie.
But if I was a grouping with the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Not the Knicks, but on the plane that Mark Jackson,
Patrick Ewan was on the plane, John Starks. You know,
if I want to harass people, that would have been
harassment one on one. Like it was like all the
legends was on the plane. Iago Dollar was on the plane.
Shit was crazy. The ole NBA was on the plane, right,
(07:40):
not the nick players of them. But we go over there,
and you know, I was just in Dubai last week,
so I'm back home. All we go to Abu Dhabi.
Brooklyn chopouts.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You ain't got the Abu might be better than the
New York fool. I went.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The first time they opened up, it was like real min.
I was like, damn, they better get somebody here, he know.
But now that shit was crave. We went to heat
did two nights in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
It was like he was over there. It was big time.
She was banged. It was big time that ship was banging.
We went up in there. We bought I seen Chris Gotti.
We took him to dinner. Couple.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Guy, I don't know what my man, my man his
name is. I'm trying to get him as a sponsor
to a hundred Coconut. Is a coconut water, It's called
a hundred coconut. But he was over there with you
know listen. I told him because he's sitting next to me, okay,
I told him.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I said like this, yo, you know why? He told
me he watches the podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I said, well you might witness because you're gonna see
his Royal Highness come up to me and salute the God.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And he was like, what what do you mean, His
Royal Highness come in? Stop?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Show Joe, how you been? My brother Salama lakem Distance.
I know these guys, so I'm kicking it with his
royals Highness. Your miss Steve Harvey was there. He had
to see real heart royal heis come up to me.
I don't mean like he was walking by. The man
came to me. They even told me, yo, it's royal
heiness in them. They want you to sit next to them.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I say, yo, I'm a roster bellew I said, I'm
good like no, no royal Highness want you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know I've been going to Dubai and Abu Dobby
twenty years. These guys are my guys. So the more
to the stories. I told all the boy and said,
you see, they're gonna say his cap. When I say
on Joe and Jada, his Royal Highness came up, you
my witness. But anyway, I mess some beautiful people. We
went to dinner with them, and I performed for the
NBA halftime. That was amazing that we gotta imagine you
(09:41):
get to go to your favorite place perform for your
favorite team, and I had to be I had to
be neutral. I couldn't be like, let's go next, because
this was for the NBA and they playing Philly, so
you know, I actually you could they tell you that
one billion percent don't wear gear that looks like Knicks,
don't you know? Just it's for everybody you're hiring from
(10:05):
the NBA. You're not with the Knicks. The minute that
performance came out, that shit was out the door. Ya
let's go yo.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm gonna tell you right now, and I'm not making
no excuses. The Knicks are gonna win the championship this
ship now.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh so no No, what I'm trying to tell you
is that, and I never said that before, Gods, not
even last year.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But we are so stocked up. I mean this shit.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And you know, when I want them chips, you can't
compare NBA to the Rutger, But when I want them
chips at the Ruker, wasn't nobody just.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Laying down giving you the chip? We were stocked up.
You know, our fifteen man could have been a startup
in a rucket to the NBA.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
No, I'm just telling you it's hard to win a chip,
all right. So what I'm saying to you is off
the bench. Jordan Clarkson, we got gershon, that the big African.
You know, he lives down the block for me.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Right here here. Again, We're not gonna get at the demographics. Hyeah.
You always he African, bro, we all have. He's French African.
He's son of Congo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Let me tell you something with you.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Let me stay Sonning. You were you when you got
the Spanish soccer team. And he's the guy, the blackest
guy in the world doing all the kids. I think
got him from Africa, gave him the fucking visa so
he could play there.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's like a college.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Just because you play at the Hens Day don't mean
you not from fucking Miami.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know they got black Dominic, they got black Q
I got black Cuban brothers. Your complation.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So what this guy's African, he's my man. How about
I'm French. Matter of fact, I'm bringing him on the show.
I'm bringing him on the show. He's my neighbor. And
he played with Wendy and your Wemby. Yeah, he played
with Yo Yo Wemby. Yo, he's gangster me Yo born
in Freance, born and grew up in fred Holand they
(12:09):
hold up like my mother of como my father with
my mother su Puerto Rico. But I'm American. Okay, I
got that. But does he oh Yo, get the fuck
out of you? This guy for the congo, This guy's
not fucking eating it. Wasn't He's not in He's not
He's not eating the fucking cookies in there.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, you're right, Yoah. His stick is crazy though, I
just speaking of.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I shot a Nike commercial with Josh Harten You're still
for the new Nick jerseys.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And when we were shooting it, this dude came by
with a face. Oh fo on his face.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
He had a fire on his face, but he was
stretching his face. Who Josh Hart, No, somebody, yo, who
are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
A strangers know?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
He had a shoe outside across the street from the garden.
A dude came by the fire on the face, but
he had like a mask it was, but it was fire.
It was the same material as the ladies have, but
it was a face one. He had face work. He
was supposed to stay in the crib, but.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He came out with the new nose. Like when I
went to you know, I went Turkey last week that
they all had the hair of the bloody line Popeyes
eating chicken. Everybody in there with their ship. Everybody went
to Turkey to get their hair done. Ain't the fucking Popeyes.
I'm kidding you not. I'm kidding you not. They getting
(13:41):
worked done. But you don't scared the ship out of me?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Man, Not nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
When I be on the plane right and I'm getting better,
I'm speaking it into existence. I'm not as scared on
the planes the more I went. After you go to
Mongolia back the next week. This you gotta cut it
out and say, all right, Joe, you're kind of an
expert at this shit right now, right, But what I'm
saying is old Asian lady. I look to the side
(14:05):
of nowhere. She threw the ship on the face like
the plastic shit like alien shit.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Man, like that ship? Now they got my daughter? Does
that shit a porcelain mask? Yeah? Well, you wake up
at three in the morning on Emirates and shit going
like that. You look at the Chinese lady, she.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Got the fucking mask on you, like, yo, what fuck going.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
On in this bit?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
And I'm onre for ambient. I'm more for ambien. You know,
people fucking people walking, they safe and shit. I get
up off the Ambia and I'm like, yo, fuck, this
bitch looked like an alien on this motherfucker right here.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Let me tell you. I'm gonna tell you something else.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know this, guys, and listen, there's not enough flags
for you to throw here because this is definitely we
got wave.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yo. Listen.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I went to Dubai three weeks in the road type shit.
The escorts, you know, a higher escorts like a pause
what they call it, guys. They take greeters, boss bos greeters.
I do that here, there's a service greet they take
you right on the plane and then drive you.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, you need that. I'll give you that, but you
need that they drive you right.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But then you don't see human beings like me. They
got me, they got me stashed. Don't todd of these dudes.
I'm talking the rich Carlton and fucking Dallas. Ain't nothing
but rich. Are you white people in there? Sir, go
to the room, Sir, go to the wrong I said,
why y'all don't want me to see fucking human beings? Man,
I want to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Man, can you stop it? Whenever you would na these guys, man,
they got me, but I'm safe. I'm trying to say, stafe,
no new mistake. Seek the kingdom.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Whenever temptation, whenever they tell you, let's hang out, let's
go to the club, Let's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Seek the kingdom. No new mistakes, seek the Kingdom. So
I go. So listen, I'm trying to tell you something.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
When I'm trying to tell you it's right. You gotta
forgive me for this because this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
M mey K nobody. I go to Dubai the greed
to come Why?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I feel like this is the human AI, like real
AI I'm not talking about human being. I'm talking about
a robot AI. It would be a place like Dubai
to experiment the ship for the first turn. But the
dudes walking and ship look like this. He got no expression,
he don't smile none, the heads all this, and I'm
like this. After the third time they kept giving me greets.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
They look like, not you. They're not arguing with you.
They're not. It's just looked like they.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I think they got AI greetist in Dubai already working
like a ready to robot.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'm looking at the dude showed them. I'm like, yo,
look at this.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
His shoulder moving like you know, they moving like a robot.
Like Yo, I'm with I'm yo, you have to be there.
I'm a tape one of these guys.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
One time. They don't have no ex question, they don't laugh,
they do nothing. They do this. I swear to god.
By the third one, we just started going, Yo, these
dudes is AI or what?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Because you know, human being argued with you, Ye, robots
they said they birds is not birds.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It said some of the birds is camera. So I'm
telling you something. I'm not bullshitting you. I'm not trying
to scare you.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I've seen about two to three robotic guys in the
system grabbing your bag, sir, let me get your passport.
He got a smile on me and he like you
made him and watch you k he knew we was
talking about him.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
He knew.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
He didn't know we was talking about him directly, but
he knew we was like yo, yo the teeth and yo,
like we up there like he knew we knew.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He say, I no question and he's sitting there like, yo,
it's our secret. Yo. Okay, he's sitting there like it's
our secret. I know you guys, you can't lie to
no proms. Dudentes like that up in this shit. We
look at the people say. His thicker was like rivit,
(18:03):
get the bag, rivit get the bat like rib yo, Yo,
I'm telling you here, you're a straight computer.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
How many was it? Was? It a lot of them?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, every time, I think all the greed is because
every time we kept all right, so we went to
my golie and came back this this. Every time we
got a greed. You know, human's got faults like this
guy got a hat, he's about to reach for the water.
This this, this these guys is moving and then when
you watch them from the back, your lord, I swear
to God, they're walking like like if you saw a
(18:33):
game like a fucking why you can't just go And
I'm like, Yo, these dudes might be the at ship.
Then think about it. Dubai would be the first place
to use them. They ahead of time where everything all technology,
everything everything. They would be maybe ten twenty years. Don't
come back to this video tape. Me like, Yo, fad Joe,
(18:55):
He's sure he knew cause they're not human.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Bro. They like this. They don't smile, they don't do
nothing to you.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
The only person that sort well, me and the whole crew,
Risk Flayer was there, whoever was there, Tone Sunshine. Everybody
agreed these guys are Ai. By the third one, we
was like, nah, I say I forget them. It's over, huh.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I rode about it. This is what I'm trying to
tell you. It's like I roll bot.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean Dubaib would do it. I'm telling you, I
never felt that in my life. I'm not a conspiracy theory,
but that's definitely an issue. Let's get back. Let's get
back to win, Beyamba. This league is not what did
I say in this league?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You mean the NBA, the NBA. It's over for anybody
by next year.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I watched this guy, Wim Beyamba come down seven for
what is he seven seventh?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What is he seven five?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I watched him come down, bring the like a point guard.
This is a true story. Splin it around the ship.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Homeboy, try to come up, home boy, try to come
up to play him.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
He shoved them off, like if the dude flew into
the stands and he dunked the board, Like, who's supposed
to stop that?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Nobody's stopping.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
When Beyamba, when be Yamba is the future of this league,
he gonna win like six seven chips by himself.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm telling you it's insanity. Is when be Yamba.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
This when the when be Yamba era starts, people gonna
have a product. No, no, it ain't starting. Yeah, he
ain't ready yet. You gotta get a little bigger. You've
seen this pause, you've seen this. Yeah, try to work
(20:39):
out with them jail dudes. You're doing them yonkers bars
them motherfucker's up in there, like come on, tay Yo,
tell you they make you really do the boss? Like, yeah,
come on, homie, Yeah, you know then there heat me
up on that Instagram setting the camera up. He look
on that got niggas in there. Name fucker doing them
(21:00):
ships one finger? Your shit fucked up?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Right now? Man, y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
ESPN drops the top one hundred players the NBA. I
have a super problem with this. That's here right, number one,
the joker, that's all. You can't you understanding with that?
I don't have a problem with that. How you know
I ain't got you got a problem with this joke problem.
He's just slinky. He can do whatever he wants. Oh shot,
(21:29):
he ain't got a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What was that record? Are you shy? Shy? Say my name?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No, you shy.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Me first time? I so yeah around my listen, hello,
ain't that? But anyway, shot number two, I ain't got
a problem. Number three Luca Luke an't do that. He
ain't caused that damage. Last year they didn't go nowhere.
Luca cannot be at number three. Yes, he is very
(21:59):
very talented. See what I am doing is I'm getting
tired of people rating I got it. I'm getting tired.
Thank you, brother more the front this shirt crazy though?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
How you like this? Shit? Lord? Your time? Shit? You
see that's sick. Hello, Hello, Hello, this sit dancing on him? Hello? Right?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Number three Lucas not palid for Gianni's Giannis is one
of my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
But he can't be four. He ain't been putting in
that type of work. He ain't going to no finals
or nothing like that. What do you want me to do?
Like lit of you?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm getting tired of people telling me, yo, they was
the hottest for the last ten years. They was the
hottest of the No, who's hot now? We want to
know who's hot now? Because when you was hot, you
had it? Who's hot now?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He's not when?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
But Yonba ain't ready either too. He's number five, but
this year he'll be way up there. I'm telling you
he's been working out. Anthony that words deserves to be
even lower than number six, right, hire higher higher than
number six. Anthony Edwards, he should be three or four,
top five. Man, this guy he got him aggressive. If
(23:15):
he gets aggressive, and they got him be top three.
They got him at six. They sitting on the youth.
Let's go, oh Steph Curry at number seven, Steph my man,
greatest of all time?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
He should be.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Could you put you shot? Greatest in all time? You
shot he should be. Yeah, but we are you gonna
just buy the four? They got lebron in there, KD,
lebron KD and then Jalen Brunson. This is where the
problem is. What kind of respect you got for my man?
My man breaks his arms in the playoffs. He scores
forty something every game. He takes us to the finals
(23:51):
first time in twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You got the man, ain't me?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You gotta understand he's working his way to be one,
working his way. None of but these guys, No, I
want to know. So what is this he got one
of two years? Is this a lifetime? And shot he
wasn't as hot as yet.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
One of them? Don't work like that, kids.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I know the narrative work for me and you because
we the O G. But you can't put the old
g's on there if they're not as good as that.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
You and you saying with somebody with two albums shouldn't
be next to you. It's the same thing. He's gonna
be one of them. No, no, I'm talking about that.
What are you? He better than them? He top five?
He better than them.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Sorry, I'm sorry when me should be right behind him.
Wenby ain't put in no work yet. He's a promising
Wemby's almost in the zion. You know when Wenby's promising,
he ain't do no work yet. Well, let me tell
you something. Jayon Brust is better than all of them
right now.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm just being there.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
He should be top five. No, no, no, he's beyond joke.
He's beyond shy a Anthony Edwards and then Jayleen. I
got jailing at four. I got a thought, but I'm sorry, bro, you'
Jalen in front of Lucer. Hell yeah, because he's a leader.
He took our team further than we had a litter.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
King was the leader. Got nothing to you talking. That's
also the greatest American to me of all time, Martin
Luther King.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
You speaking true leadership, Martin Luther King, the greatest American
of all time.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I want the next to win, and I love Jaylen,
but you putting them in so you're putting all these
guys in front of them. Put you in the street.
He's way better than Luca right now. We went to
the finals. Man, we went to the East.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
That's who to the finals. The win got said, he
got packed up. This guy get backed up in the
finals two years ago in front of my last year.
All right, you got Luca, Let me tell you something.
I love Jen sleeping on our fucking necks. Let me
tell you something, Jaylen brush is no let me stay
j James, you too loose with.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Them flash today. Let me just say, son of you,
what the man needs to be in a gang or
get tattoos? What you gotta do?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So you could because he's a nice guy, clean cut guy.
They won't raid him. I'm a chain laye in the ronson.
To make the top ten of the NBA is a
special thing.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
But let me ask are you talking?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Let me ask you some This guy's that they pay
one hundred million dollars he wanted to hold up to
score eleven point.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
There's a guy they know Tuton. Felon.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You good for eleven points and you play hard paint nobody.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm telling you a million. I score eleven? Well what
everybody got? Some people that scoring them that get paid
the hood, but that ain't with it. They didn't sit
down and say that you score eleven. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Let me a nice of you on the phone.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You know how hard it is to score eleven points
in the NBA West get everybody. Listen, listen, do you
know how hard it is to score eleven points in
the NBA and to get a couple of rebounds for me?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And you blue no, no, no, no, talking about oh
hard getting paid one hundred million and we.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Want you to go out get us eleven and heavy.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You're reminded me and I don't want to say you
make you remind me of Rashaw Lewis. Remember he caught
that two hundred million, never scored a point again. But
I'm trying to tell you all your man for fucking
off Memphis. What's your man to point guard? That was
dumb knife. They gave him that bag. He never scored
him he no, no, no, no, no, Jama Rant Connley
never scored a point again. Bro, Listen, Conley scored him
(27:40):
eleven now in it fucking how much? How much money
is Mike Connolly getting right now? TWU top fellow, he's
at it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Google it. How much money he's getting twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Seesus Christ they misscoring three points alast thirteen.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
This is the end of his coren No kiss you.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Not letting me get to my bar my punchline you're
not letting me get to my punchline said, they pay
you a hundred.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You know, my man in there getting a honey man.
How much money he's getting. He got a saying the.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Ten point seven million, just going the leven bath hold
off that all right?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Ten point seventh y'all? What if you're averaging forty points?
We got enough people, we know how much. The designer hurt.
He got one soul who bend depend depend depender, handy
jerk yon man, I go aad jack, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh no, everybody going to Turkey. I gotta fight niggas
all the time. They tell me Norri went to Turkey.
I'll be like, Yo, my man, get ahead with that shit.
Man he Puerto Rican and Black. Did he Yeah, that's
the question. I don't think he did. I don't think.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
NOI would do that. The cason for man he is.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Then he just went to the Bates thing. He came
into the poppy, he came in Na. He had a caesar,
and then we told about Noriega guy. He had a season.
And then he came out with the wavy ship like
his name was doubtful.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Like this ship glew up. No, no, he just came
up like now he got the dreads.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So they always because he's my brother, they tell me
all the time, you know your man went to Turkey.
I personally don't believe that Norri went to Turkey. I
don't think he's like that type. God right, got done
the ball left rock or some ship. All but the
you paid do you pay double with the States? Like me,
I wouldn't go out the country to do some surgery.
(31:33):
I would pay double and staying in the country. I
don't know if that makes sense. That makes sense. I
was the halftime performance, like how they know? You know,
I practiced three times and I learned that from Jalo.
Jlo is like a super duper practice. She'll make you
practice with a fort You know you've been in shows
(31:55):
with Jaylo. I was at a show with you and
Jalo too. She makes you practice and ship and so
I said, you know what, it's the NBA is Abu Dhabi.
Let me practice. So I practiced three times. They at
the Philly dance and shout out to the mascot. He
watched our show all the time. My man for Philly
watch our show all the time, and so, uh we practice.
(32:16):
This shit was great, man. Once you practice, you can't
even mess up. You just got that shit. Then I
went over there and I heard that the echo on
the mic. I got them ear fall so fast. I said, yo, y'all, yo,
were not doing Yankee Stadium, but damn you see the Yankees.
I'm scared to even go to the game because they
gonna blame the whole shit on me. They said that
is my fault. So I'm down the block. I mean
(32:38):
my own Glizzy in my house y man, No, I'm
watching this shit Glizzy off the off the screen.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I want to go support, but I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The minute they said show me, they're gonna be like
this is gonna be with brown paper backs like fat
joke came, It's over. Fuck the whole shit up, bad
news of the Yankees. I gotta watch some home now until.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
He tie it up. We think we tying it up.
I hope.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
So that boy big Poppy yor Tease told that Regina
they gonna him Babe Ruth Flue Garage Yogi bad bring
Reggie back. Oh no, he said, it's a rat's and
all my Toronto guys started sending me statue of Liberty
with Toronto dressed up with Toronto with uniform and ship.
It's a rat that that that right there is a
(33:25):
rat with judge strikes out with all three men on base,
No outs, three two count.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You knew they was gonna throw it down the pipe.
That was it. He should have knocked that ship out
the fucking park. So we didn't get that. So we
got that established with the ESPN list. What else we
alluding to?
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Let me talk about how you gotta feel a throw
man ain't getting a lot of push back.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I thought it was a beautiful thing, being that he
just coming off the biggest world tour bringing normal damn
there billion dollars to the island of Puerto Rico, and
now OVI is giving you a chance to check him
out at the super Bowl and now he's getting now
a bunch of hoopler.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I don't understand it. I don't is damn devvy? Do
you dan divvy do? What's your take on that? My brother?
You know that.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Let's be clear about this. He is the number one
streaming star in the world. Somebody's listening to this man,
number one streaming star in the world. You could google
that shit if you want fel it, google it, fell
it to Tom Felons.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
He got a job, man.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
It's the most streamed album of all time. He's number
one in the world. He made me, the whole world
go to Puerto Rico to watch him perform. He deserves
the spot. The problem with America is so racist that
if we're celebrating art, we're celebrating culture.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
We're doing a halftime performance.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Somebody gotta perform, whether they black, white, Asian, K pop,
whatever you want to name.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So at the end of the day, Kendrick Lamar did
it last year? Is he big enough? Is he this?
The ratings was through the woof? Was he big enough?
Is he disnet drinking this this?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Now you got a guy who's Puerto Rican. By the way,
ICE cannot arrest Puerto Ricans. We're Americans, duh.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
So I don't know what the.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Fuck you on your truck? What's your Confederate flag? Thinking,
y'all we're gonna lock up some Latinos. Yeah, they all
Puerto Rican the American citizens? What the fuck are you
talking about? And my problem is why does race have
to always always come into everything?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
This going, I mean everything, and you performing? I didn't
even see that.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Right when they picked him, I said, all right, bad money,
he the biggest, he gonna rock, right. I'm Latino and
I don't know all the words to his song, but
I know he's the ship and he's fired. So my
thing is, once they throw in the race ship, I'm like, yo,
what is this? Who's I hate people? Black, Latino, white people, whoever?
(36:15):
Who always gotta bring race into every single thing?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I just don't know why to man bringing every single
thing since I've been born so.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh no no, but but now with social media is
at an all time I don't know how they break
this ship down into is everything everything turns into some
racial ship.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Bad Buddy's coming to entertain you if you're if you're.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
White and you don't know Spanish, throwing your dancing shoes
and have a hell of a time because all your
friends are gonna jump up and dads, he.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Gonna rock that ship like you've never seen it. Translate
it fee what the apples talk about that? So Apple
got this, so Apple presents the halftime, got the eyepods
that translate it can translated to English feet right at time?
So why you I need that shit? They're making us
(37:05):
buy the new phone for this ship. Everybody got an
I F fifty.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I don't know if it's me, I'm I'm look, I'm
played out. You damn let me stay selling you not speaking.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
When it comes to.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Technology, it comes to technology, I'm played out. Every time
they want a new phone to take me a month
to figure out how to take a picture of something
like that, Like, stop making these shits, man, because every
time they make it it's like real, Like for.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
The new you got the seventeen.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Hell no, I'm going to be the last one to
get it because every time they bring up something new,
I get it, and I don't know what the fuck
going on. How to do Instagram, how to do this,
how to do that? I'm confused. You know my phone,
I just got used to it and my shit, Oh
it's not the fifteen, you know it's not. I used
to have the fifteen, the little bit at the fifteen. Yeah,
(37:51):
but I really don't want no more upgrades. Na, Man,
that ship whack now one day's like a computer. You
must up me so bad. Bunny at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
He earned it.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I hate when they try to make a narrative like, oh,
they did this on purpose to fight Ice that that's
not true.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
He earned it. He's the number one streamer. What do
you want me to do if next year they bring
the K pop guys, the guys.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I don't know how much I would feel about that,
But the K Pop guys, because they broke records and
all that, you would have to understand that, you know,
they the biggest in the game.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
The problem is that the NFL have always had, like
you know, don't go messing.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
With Cotton Night. Joel cotton Night Joel Cotton Night, Joel,
don't go nobody, we say ship. We must have seen
Pat bennettar ten times. Joe Cotton Night, Joel that ship.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
You know. I used to think halftime was only for
the Rolling Stone to U two, and I thought it
was there at a lifetime residency with the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I thought I'd never seen a black guy at the
Super Bowl halftimes sweeping. Guess what. Ever, since they put
the black guys, they've been winning Emmys every year. Guess what.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
The rating has been up. So you know, you say
what you want. You know what I'm saying, And it's
become a thing. Every time somebody does Super Bowl. The
next week we talking about it was good, which rated it?
You know, shout out the whole des Ray Perez shut
the old rock Nake getting together pulling this one off
(39:27):
because shout out to the rock. I love that Bad
Bunny even did it because Bad Buddies said he wasn't
gonna tour in the United States. So I love the
fact that he said, Okay, I'm doing it. And and
my sister Marry her Bag went oh after she killed
that halftime, she was headlining Essence Fested next day. This this.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I watched the bag. I know what the super Bowl
could do for you. Mary. Yesterday's right, it's not today's rice. Mary.
Shit went dumb after that tour? Is this that ship?
Ship went crazy? Wow? You heard that?
Speaker 3 (40:06):
That's hip hop. Shout out the hip hop man. Kendrick
is the most viewed. He beat out Michael Jackson. Mike
had that spot for thirty two years. Shout out to
Kendrick for that. You tell you that hip hop? Shout
out to Kendrick. Let me tell you what's crazy, Bry.
You know, I always complained about the planes, even though
(40:26):
I go across the world. But for a long time
I was the John Matt and the hip hop. I
got that they ain't a highway. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
He never flewent Swiss. He never he swist the trade.
He had his own trade. Well. I took buses, though
we got their own train. Let me explain saying you
I never salute the man for that. I didn't know
he did a lot. I did the bus. I go
to New York and Miami so much.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I come out on the gas station or the crack
a bottle and like, hey Joe, like I lived down
the block. Fave Ville, North Calline, like I don't did
every highway in America. As somebody was asking me and
I thought about it, I said, you know, we took
with this spring Break that changed my life. Recipes Earth
God in Me and de Chante did spring Break. After
(41:17):
that show where They've seen the Crack of My Ass.
The album went up twenty five thousand a week, like
America couldn't get enough.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's when they discovered Joey Krack.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
They be on soap Talk Saturday Night Live, joe you
believe this guy, Joey Krack, the Crack of his ass
shows Nah, incredible, But the sales that's how bugget No.
It just went platinum after the American love a fat guy.
I don't know why they love a fat guy. But
the point I'm trying to make, man is we took
(41:49):
the bus through Mexico. This is before we knew about
chop oning up and I was thinking about it. I
drove through the whole Mexico to get to Can't Corn.
You got to drive through the whole.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I drove through through.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I drove through forrest that had elephant crossing other thing.
You just said elephant The sign ain't dear it's elephant, right.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I drove through the whole thing. Right, we're on the
tall bus. It reminded me. We got stuck up seven times.
Stuck up. Do you know who robbed us? Every time?
The police?
Speaker 1 (42:25):
You fucking policeea pull us over middle of Mexico City.
You gotta drove through the whole chill Wawa, you drive
through gym and azz waraz the whole Mexico right, So
they stopped me seven times. I got stuck up by
the police the last time. I just want you to
know I'm not pussy. I don't get stuck up. No,
I'm just letting you know. This is very foreign to
(42:49):
my DNA, to my spirit be. They keep pulling us over, yo,
one hundred dollars. They're like they sticking us up, like
you know, and you gotta sit there like you pussy
and just be like a it's the po at least whatever.
This last time, we in the middle of nowhere. Some
little Mexican dude walks out in the middle of the road.
He got like the army shoot on boom. His gun
(43:10):
is taller than him. The man got a girl with him. Now,
this girl, she looks like a working girl. That's the
nicest way to put it. She got the cheap shoes,
the shirt, she's a whore. Right, she's with him in
the middle of nowhere, right, fuck it, in the middle
(43:33):
of a jungle. She got the little guy like this
stops the bus. Yo, they's stopping us within the middle
of the full hord stock. No, the but the cop whatever,
he stops us in the middle. We got this gun's
bigger than me.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Is a little.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
He comes on the bus. While he's coming on the bus,
he's telling us one hundred dollars. Right, we only got
stuck up by cops. The girl sitting there laughing at
us in our face, like because he's like, we're pussy,
like he's really robbing us for and and she's, ah, fuck,
(44:12):
these guys are pussy this and this my man. After
they got off the bus, I ran so fast, slid
on my knees, slit on my knees. I grabbed that
Bible so fast, started praying God please yes, and Joe
was and God. I couldn't take it no more like
(44:32):
getting robbed by a little dude like this with the
girl laughing in my face. Yo, I couldn't take that shit.
I had to there was nowhere else.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
To go but to the Bible, the Good Book of God.
I went up in there.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
I started reading that shit, like every single word, trying
to God, is this the page you want me to read?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Is this two thirty four? Yo?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That was some of the most craziest shit. And I'm
I'm yo, that was a tough time. I got one
for y'all. I got I got one.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Here take these now, now you gotta take these. You're
gonna need them. You drove the can't listen, No, we
drove the can't cool. That's easy. I'm gonna tell you
this one. You're gonna die.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
There's too many flags, right, So I remember I used
to go to Battery Studio. You went to Battery Studio, right,
Manhattan Hatcha Yeah, twenty seventh Street Man, it mays fucked
your back up for real, man, you keep stretching say that. Yeah, yo, listen.
(45:38):
I love massages. I love massages, right, I love massages.
I get massages on the regular. Yeah yo, listen, yo, listen,
what yo, what I did my little four months? They
told me, Yo, the guy in all sell twenty four
he's a real masseuse when he's home and I speak up,
my man, fuck you talking to you? Get the fun
(46:00):
guy in here with that the in jail house, but
you can't. I don't give a fuck who you is.
Bernie Madoff can't explain that one. He got a nigga
massaging him into jail.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
That shit.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh but let me tell you something, man, I thought
about Battery Studios the other day, and that's where I
met irv Gotti one time. We both booked the same
studio because he was he was on the other side
than me, you know what I mean. They kept telling him,
don't be cool with fat Joe, don't talk to him.
But you know, when we met each other, we realized
we like brothers.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Right.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
But Battery Studio, I had that ship rented seven days
a week. If I wasn't working at Remedy was working there.
She wasn't working there. Pun was working there, he wasn't.
We just had that shit on lot and I loved it.
One day, I'm in the studio, right, and Tony Sunshine.
Don't kill me, bro I'm in the studio and Tony
Tony Sunshine walks in with big punt.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Right, they walk in the studio.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Y'all, krills, this up, this, this that and talk and
Punk keeps selling tone your tone, your tone, yo yo yo,
showing my apple, showing my apple, this this this. You know,
these guys were like crazy, right. So the engineer is
a little white boy, right, He's sitting there. They go
and they tell him to sit straight. So I don't
know what I'm not in on this, right, So they
(47:16):
tell me, Yo, shit up, don't worry about it. Punk
got this, You're gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
This.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
So the god sweating bullets. He's sitting there, he's scared
to death. Tone puts an apple on his head. Apple
sits straight, Bro, don't move if you sit straight, you good.
This this this, Pump pulls out a gun. True story.
Pump pulls out the hammer, right yo, sit there this this,
the kid is sweating bullets like this. I'm sweating, but
(47:42):
I'm not yo, clip fun chill like I'm telling the
dudes like yo, yo, yo yo, stop playing this this.
That Pun shoots the gun, so Pun bah.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Shoot that. No, the apple falls there and the guy
dives under the fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I start screaming, could you gotta understand they called me
the funk killer Jo Pun?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
What the fuck? Fuck you, nigga? This this.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
I'm losing my mind because of the kid. It was
like a prop gun that they used for the movies.
But they shoot the ship. Sounded like he's shooting the block.
The apple fore down.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yo. You know.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
They never let us in battery studio again. I never
was able to, but I tried two years, three years,
four years later. They was like, Yo, your money not
good here. These guys we lucky. If it was today,
that little white boy would have shoot us for a
billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
But Yo, this shit, these guys were too much man,
big bun with his bullshit.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
He shut the apple with a blank but he never
shot it. It just sounded like a real gun. There's
no bullet come out of there. You know what I'm saying. Yo, Man,
this poor kid dove under that dashboard. That that shit.
He dove under that fucking shit. I looked at him.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
I said, you know, some guys, I said all the time,
some guys you can't like you guys are lucky. This
guy's a leader and he's calm, he thinks and want
y'all to not go to jail. He just if Tony
Sunshine was the leader, we all be in jail for
thirty thousand years. Like, Tony, you get fool with that
(49:17):
fucking baby facing that R and B.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'm sitting in the Mandi and the Oriental one day
and the food come and it's cold. He smacks the
cheek off the guy, the delivery man. They threw me
out of the Manda and Oriental because if yo, all
the food is cold, the nuggets is cold.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
This is something like yo, I serve smack the ship
out of it. They never let me get back in
there for like ten years. I went back two years,
five years.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
They was like now mister carterag and I used to
live in there now, mister Cardiff.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Years later in Miami, the low one in Miami, in it, Oh,
I love that spot.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
I come up in there.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yes, they threw me out of there for like ten years.
They kept like, nah, you can't come back. Finally they
must have changed the manager. They got me off the list.
Now I could go back, but yo, this they ton
SunShot got me in a bunch of trouble.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Man and then Mark Sanchez he caught so.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Mark Chiz, Yeah he caught that ketch up legend. Mark
Sanchez what he caught He caught that ketch up.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Legend. You see, young boys, don't be sleeping on them
old dudes. It's vice versa. I learned my lesson one
time in front of it on these young boys.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
They was about sixty pounds and they pulled out a
gun so big we got the running. They was blaming
the whole like, I mean, like you should have knew
you just all right, this get sixty pround flat. He
talking mass shit, big Diesel dudes. It They gave him
the beats. He pulled out the yalla and let that
thing ring. So legend, so he's starting with you because
(50:56):
the same thing I'm talking about legend golf for a bit,
Like I'm telling you legend right. What I'm saying is
we should have known the kid of sixty pounds, how
you gonna start with a bunch of cock Diesel guys
coming in. You should have knew what he wanted to do.
This old man sixty nine, Mark Sanchez, cock Diesel football
player kept fucking with the man.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
He fucked with the man. Yes, the man said he
feared for his life. I was deserved catchup.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
So the man gave him all pepper strates. First, try
to calm him down and I don't know box. Sanchez
was just drunk, high out of his mind. He wanted
to start with this old man. The old man tried
to pepper spray and back him up.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
He kept coming. He said, at that point I thought
this guy was man. He did something so man seventy
years old. He fucked that old man up. He's seventy
so how he got holked loo either not the old man.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
The old man had that joey cupcake. He gave him
nwn he cupc in it. He in the tube, the
mic quick he in the tube, the mike with the
old man say, you know how you got that thing? Yeah,
I think you are honorary Puerto Rican. You got that catch.
I don't bring the ketchup out because I know I'll
give him a ketchup. So no, sometimes is it Sometimes
(52:18):
if you know you might get there's situations we might
get out with without the ketchup.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
If you got the ketch up on you, and I
tell anybody, anybody would look. He got that.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
He got Mark Anchez the fuck up off him. Sixty
nine year old man gave him that ketchup. Legend like
that ketchup will save your life.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
It'll look like that for the picture. Ten guys beat
you up.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
This guy's got this guy's seventy damn bro it ain't
got arrested. No, no, monk shanchtz kind of you're thirty
years old beating up a seventy year old.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't know how to explain that, Oh been arrested though,
that ain't that. Don't go with each other. He in there,
he handcuffed in the thing, he bleeding out. I saw
some strong sixty year olds.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
I ain't never see a strong seventy yold like seventy
y old the man that got every right to give
you ketch up, you know, And I like Mark saying
says he's a good dude.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
He had a bad night. He probably fought with the wife.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
He probably went around the world two three weeks in
the road, came home and still got cursed out when
he said nick couch, no food done, and got he
went outside and tried to fuck.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
With the old man.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
The old man gave him catch up, legendary, tell him
tell your story walking. Anybody could pull that trigger. Anybody
could pull that ketch up out again and give you
the n of two men's release that air quick. Well,
this ain't that that, ain't this crack, ain't kiss baby.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Don't get catch up from a man of seventy.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Six, don't get yo listen. I mean, I've been seeing
a lot of old dudes talking like this, Solcie.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
I've been seeing a.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Lot of old dudes, hood dudes talking wow shit on
there like like they don't realize they sixty seventy or
something like. I'll be seeing them talk crazy at what point?
Like like me, I tell you the truth, Fat Joe.
I tell you all the gangs, the stories when I
was young guy fort everybody.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
This is that right now.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
My crew gonna dance on you on my security. You're
gonna shoot your face. I'm being honest with you. It's
no fair ones. There's no one on one in the face. No,
no shoot your face, scar face. He shoots your face,
he shoots your face. What you think the guy looked like?
Boring supremacy father for the man gonna take. I'm telling y'all,
I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
It's legal. You want to fuck with me, you gotta
hammer you got whatever you got. He's shooting your face off.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
My gods, they're gonna dance, so you fat Joe today
is a one on one somewhere It's over, Okay, So
I don't know what these old dudes are doing.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Podcast nigga's money want to scrap with you, though, you
ain't gonna come back out, and they're gonna get pounded
out every time. They're gonna get not by me, Sho,
this it's not it's a level. You know who taught
(55:14):
me that one time?
Speaker 1 (55:15):
I think I want to say, Uh, Jay Prince told
me that one time I seen him somewhere in LA.
We was chilling Beverly Hills and I was like, yeah, yo, Jay,
you look young this, this, that, And I was like,
you know me, I was telling him about seeing He
was like, you're not supposed to be in that. No,
war you what you think you got the guys for it?
(55:35):
You're older now, Joe, You're not supposed to be No,
the guys is supposed to be like you know what
I'm saying. So if you want to invite me to
a one on one, you're very confused. I don't have
a problem with sening like I don't have a problem.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean what are you supposed
to do?
Speaker 1 (55:57):
My things is over? Man, And even when I did, yeah,
I have one on ones. There was actually guys I
liked that. I had no choice and I was like,
you know what, off, Yeah, because the guy's a killer.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
We did infamous, so I'm like, yo, all right, we
could fight one on one and get it over with
and keep it moving.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
If I actually liked him, he was somehow a member, right,
but a stranger one on one Never in my life, Man,
we beat up this guy. I told you that story
about the boxer that we I hit him with the
bottle on his head. I told you that story that
I'm not playing. Let me tell you something. My brother
was dead nice with his hands. My brother money man.
(56:37):
Ain't you called a gena for everybody in false projects?
Dead nice?
Speaker 2 (56:41):
Every time he fought the whole project to come out.
He fight.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
One day I heard a rumor he was off the dust.
Dude knocked him out. So they telling me, Yo, Joe
such and such knocked your brother out, this and this
and that. Now my brother is my biggest idol. Months
later I see the guy they talking about. I go
wake my brother up. That's why I don't. I don't
wake nobody up out of their sleep. If you got
(57:06):
beef don't wake nobody up out of their sleep because
they chilling you waking them up for a problem. They sleeping,
chilling in the house. They safe, A ready, you make
at home?
Speaker 2 (57:16):
You safe.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
I wake up my brother, your bro. That guy man
he outside, They say he beat you up. This is
that My poor brother man, such a decent guy. He
came out of work, he was sleeping. He didn't want
to let his brother down.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
He throws his sneakers on the sweat suit. He come
out there with me. Y'all, y'all already feel out of it.
Yo jada, yo jada. I go over there.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
So now, according to my brother, the guy we talking
about snuffed. He ain't give him the fairwek right, He
snuffed my brother. That's how it happened. And my brother
was high. What andel does But my brother catch up
coming out the window, duffing bloom.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
The dude fall on the floor.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
I'm a kid, I'm like ten years So my brother
help him up and tell him, now let's shoot the
fair one. The guy he's fighting is the Golden Gloves champion.
Everybody know he dead. Nice now me, I'd have hit
him with a bottle, gave him some ketchup stumped him
out with the crew. That'd have been the end of
the conversation, right, so they get to fighting one on one.
(58:20):
He knocked my brother down this d he bit. He
gave my brother the beats one on one. But the
whole time I'm walking with my brother, I'm a little kid,
and I'm like, yo, why you give him the fair one?
Why you ain't starting him out while he was on
the floor, June, Why you ain't hit him.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
With a bottle? He was like, Nah, that's not It's
not me. That's how I get No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I'm hitting you with a rewinded just we're hitting you
with a rewinded tent over your head.
Speaker 2 (58:45):
I'm not playing with you. Boy. Check this out. It's
the Jon and jadiesholl baby, another one.
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