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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If someone through that thing and like, first of all,
the bounce, the bounce that that thing had. If that
smacks and lay in the face, you know that that's
gonna be plastered everywhere. And if it didn't, you, like.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
If it came front, feel good.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Dude, I'm saying about like if it gets like I'm
just I just know how things go viral now, and
I just know if that thing like even came from
like the rafters or bounds and just slapped me right
in the face, I could never I could.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That would be what I'd be known for for life.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Episode two, show me something. How are you? Let's say,
are you in? Are you still in Seattle?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So? No, So we're on like a ten day road
stretch and so we played in Dallas, played in Seattle.
We got to La late late kind of early morning,
and then I stayed at the pool all day to day.
And that's why I'm kind of wearing a hat too,
because like I'm fried. La gave me everything, Indiana did
it or has it, and it's sun so I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Good. Don't be careful though we're sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't I believe in like baby oil. Oh are
you in New York or where you at.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm in New York. I'm in my freshly moved into
apartment that is like not decorated yet, so there's just
stuff everywhere, and I feel like this background looks is
it looks like the wall is like fully black. Yeah, okay,
so it's like it's a navy blue. It's called it's
called hail navy. And it looks cool when the sun
comes through, and it like when it's light during the day,
(01:43):
it's really pretty. But right now it's intimidating. It looks
like it looks like Batman's cave. I think, without further ado,
I should say you dropped a podcast and then dropped
Absolute Buckets in Seattle, and that might not be a coincidence.
You tell me, I don't think it is.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I think you are a part of my life now
and I think that's really great vibes. So it's us.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Talk me through. I mean, we might as well hop
right into last night, just because it's fresh you and
off you guys had a big lead for a little bit,
almost blew it. But here we are, and it's what
have you guys went eight out of ten?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Uh, we've won the last five.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, but I think your life and that one is
eight out of ten streak right now. Hey, I don't
want to I don't want to speak for the Indiana Fever,
but you were rocking.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh good? No, we really are, Like we're in a
great rhythm. Offensively, we're like killing it. Everyone's kind of
in their group, which is really nice. Everyone knows their
roles and they're they're killing their roles. Defensively, we've been
playing pretty good, but we've played some like tough teams
like these aren't just like wins from teams at the
bottom of the pack, like it's big wins for us.
And plus, winning on the road is hard in general,
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and so last night was a big win.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So a part of your gauntlet that you've just been
slang was Dallas And have you played Did you ever
play Yukon in college?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay? First to get Paige Beckers? Yeah, how do we
feel she? Do you have a relationship off the court
at all or do you just love her as a
ball player?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, I think I did well. No, I don't really
have a relationship with her off the court at all,
But I just like love her vibe and her energy,
Like I just think that she is a good freaking
human and she's a great basketball player, but like she
really is. She's just like a great teammate and she's
a phenomenal leader, and like I am all for that.
I think she's just and I know a lot of people.
(03:42):
She's probably gonna get Rookie of the Year, as she should,
but I just think, like she's taller than I am.
We played her three times, and the way she just
gets to her mid range, she's just insane. Like her, Yeah,
I don't know, you cut her off and she just
has so much, like so much in her that like
she's no, she has a jack No, No, I don't literally,
(04:03):
but she's fun to play against. Like we were kind
of chatting it up last game, but she's she's I
like her. She's a hell for all this.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Shit talking you, dude, do you get some meaningful conversations
in there every once in a while, dude?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Like no, I know, yeah, No.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's so funny though, because like we played on Friday,
and like I'm just gonna break it down. So there's
this one play where second half, she she like went
to the went to the left and I cut her
off and she did like a step through and like
banked it, and you know, we were there, so the
whole crowd's like ooh. And I was like, all right, yeah,
that's good move. And we were running back and she goes, hey,
(04:41):
I traveled on that last one. And I was like, no,
I thought you did. You know what I mean, But
like we were just like talking up or something, and
then like I fouled but it wasn't a foul. They
called it, and I told the rep to like challenged
it or our coaches to challenge it, and they're like
she I think. She was like, yeah, they should challenge that.
I was like, I know. It's like, oh, they never
listened to me.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Do you think you get us as light of a
whistle as the NBA on traveling?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
M No, there's nothing like the NBA when it comes
to their traveling.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, I mean I figured that, but like there's nothing
like it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's like that, I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You it's comical, Like I'm just you had to think
about that for a second. But that's that's really funny
because I knew I mean, I knew the answer. I
just want to see if you.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It, uh, be like dude real quick before I'm not
going to be polite on that. But in the corner though,
like we like we're talking about and kind of lapping,
and I like hid her and of course like the
internet and everyone's like, oh, Page isn't messing with Sophie.
She doesn't like her. I was like, dude, we were
literally lapping and talking to each other, and I was like,
(05:47):
we will just want we will want us to hate
each other so bad.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Like everyone, I'm just like, what is going on? I'm like,
it's not like that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So but she's a hell of a player like I
I would and she plays the right way. I would
love to play with her at some point my crew,
for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What is your career high? Ever?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Ever? I think it's forty two? Jesus what at Miszoo
though a fresh.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh yeah, no, I'm talking in the dub Oh thirty six.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's still a lot. Yeah, but yeah, so Fever are
hot right now? Anything special about last night that you like?
Feel like? I don't know Keys to Victory. I watched
a little tape today. Well, if I'm gonna be totally
honest with you, I got an IV because I'm flying
to Italy tomorrow and I'm trying to like be health
(06:36):
conscious and make sure I'm healthy. Uh, I feel like
you guys moved the and you also call me out
and I sound like an idiot, but like, I feel
like you guys moved the ball well in the paint,
and now that it's not necessarily you guys, but I
was just watching taking notes today and yeah, Aliyah, and
who's your I feel like she's she's always scoring down low,
(06:58):
but she's not that tall.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Well okay, I love that you just said that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh my gosh, so am I free?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
She's like, yeah, she's six four, but everyone is so
big in our league that she probably.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Doesn't like I guess next to a Leah, she probably
look I feel like she looks smaller maybe, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I mean I'm I'm six to one, and I'm like
kind of small in our league, like make for my position,
but in our league definitely small. Which is so funny
because that is so funny that you think she's small,
because when we walk together as a team, we're like
a bunch of mammoths, Like we just get stairs. Everyone knows. Yeah,
they're like, oh, there's some type of athlete. But then
like when we're around other teams, we feel normal. But
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out in public, like our smallest We all went to
dinner the last night as a team and was so
much fun. And our smallest point guard looked tall in
like the regular crowd, and we're like, what what is like?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
This is?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, I mean, even if you were to sit on
your couch and watch an NBA game, like with your
brain thinks Steph Curry is like five seven, you know
what I mean, but like, obviously what is he six'? Three?
Uh and it's just. Funny it's all people are together
your brain like it's like mind tricks and you kind of,
like so that's on me not knowing, obviously but.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well that but also like that's why it makes it
even more funny when like there's people in the comments
talking about how like oh they suck a basketball OR
i could do. Better he doesn't. Eat i'm, like, dude
he would fucking cook your ass in a, heartbeat eyes,
closed no dominant, hand no.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
TIME i that's my biggest. WEAKNESS i actually need to
get you a. CARD i went to the McDonald's america
game two years ago and they gave, Us, yeah they
they gave us our own like basketball cards and they
said we could put our own bio in the back
AND i put scrappy no left hand once have fun
has good, hair good, hair but it wouldn't look good
(08:51):
on the basketball court BECAUSE i get sweaty so fast
and it would all be. TOASTED i was kind of
blown away the other day BEFORE i saw you In
New york that you played the night before In guy Damn.
CONNECTICUT i don't. KNOW i, mean besides, BASEBALL i don't
know any other contact sports that like would play back
to back, games especially on a professional. Level its kind
(09:11):
of like blew my. Mind, yeah and people are talking
about how like injuries are kind of up right. Now
OBVIOUSLY cc, out but Like Breanna stewart's out is A
angel's not even playing either right? Now like AEL a
lot of big names, hurt do. WE i, mean part
of it comes with the, sport but also like LIKE
(09:33):
i should not be the person being, like, HEY, wnba
like maybe let's not do back to back games for
these young. Ladies, yeah but, like holy, shit no thing.
Hurt that's crazy to.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Me, yeah here's my thing on, This like we're always
going to have back to back games because our season
is so short and they're trying to cram as many
games in which, like if we're asking to get paid,
more then we're gonna have to produce more. Product SO i,
think like you also have to realize what you're asking.
For And i'm all for, that but here's the. KICKER
i think you have to be really, smart especially the
(10:09):
older that you. GET i think college kids and maybe
like two years out of college you can do, it
but you can't be playing year round. Anymore so like
you have people doing going over. Sea, still you have
the new league, unrivaled you havent like there's there's so
many others un.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Bodies is that Suits i'm not or.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's well It's Breonna stewart And nafisa's like it's a great,
Idea BUT i think people just have to be more
aware of like you have to give your body some
type of break and like cause when you're competing at
this level and we're going to have more games at some,
POINT i mean we're just Not we're not. Eighteen you
your body's not cover like.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
That do you feel like you're equipped with the training
staff and the resources to to like play back to
back gams regularly or would there is there room for
you to invest.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
More money into that part of like THE.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Wnba SO i think it's all dependent on what organization you're,
with BECAUSE.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I was gonna say it's probably probably team, based and.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Some of them are top top, tier LIKE I indiana is,
Phenomenal phoenix was. PHENOMENAL i know a couple other organizations
that are really really good and they really invest in.
That but there's other ones that are way far the other,
way where like they don't even have like they practice
at THE, ymca you know WHAT i, Mean like they're
literally sharing a court with a summer camp going. On
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so there's just like our league is just so, extreme.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Like while a spectrum of, investing.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, yes and so it's, hard but LIKE i do
think that like people just have to be more.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Aware well then that's not on then that's not on
the that's not on THE, wnba and that's not just like.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Owners, WELL i will say so like now that we have,
charters which is absolutely, amazing we NEEDED.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can believe that that years last year was the
first year or was it this year last?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Year holy? Shit but CAN i tell you something that's
kind of a Con there's like two cons to this
is because we have, charters we do leave right after the.
Game and one of my cons is, like if you're
in a fun, city you kind of want to stay
and like go, out.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
AND i probably is that.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Right but my other con is you are sleeping on a,
plane like you're getting, Home you're getting in your bed
at like three point thirty or four, am because like
no matter, what you're taking off and like you're trying
to get, home which LIKE i get, it but you're
also not getting the rest and recovery that you really.
Need so it's, Like, okay maybe it is smart to
maybe stay in the city, sometime or is it smart
(12:49):
to no money at four?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Am in, college we played games it's kicked off at
eight and the games ended at eleven, thirty and we'd
never one time stayed in the hotel after the. Game
because then, THIS i, mean it's probably, money but it's
also just like everyone getting because then football is a
little different Because, sunday Every sunday, morning you have like
(13:13):
recovery and ship and you'd and film and you'd rather
do that like at. Home but, yeah THEY i mean
they have to pay for a hotel for. You that
next like that part to no, one but also Like
Caitlin clark is probably not gonna like shouldn't be walking
through like terminal b you know WHAT i, mean and
like meeting the lunch it Like, chili's but should.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Like, yeah hell Love chili's all for. That oh, gosh
we should do something At. Chili's, DUDE.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I have THE i have the.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Chili start going to like, restaurants to restaurants and start Doing.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
CAN i show you something really quick before we go to? Bed,
sure get any one second You, No you'll love this
And i'll get them sent to.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You, OKAY i have no idea where this is.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Going what is going?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
On?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Dude? Okay these Are chili's cowboy. Boots, okay hold, on
look at. This do you see this? STITCHING i can't
get anything important to focus if they stitch a chili
in the bottom of it and then the whole side
of it is full blown like stitching with. Food chilis
in a. Heartbeat, no they're so fire. WELL i could
(14:29):
probably honestly call My chilies guy and get a pairson.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Down tell them to all were those in my tunnel
fit with my west little scarp bandanna thing.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And all those are being sent. Soon send a. Bib
i'm ready for it not to take away from our
big win last, night And i'm gonna START i was
gonna start referring To fever games and scores as. Us
SO i hope that cringes you. OUT i got. Good
(14:59):
so we dropped our first episode last.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Week, yes that's WHAT i want to get into because,
honestly great first. Episode.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
West, yeah, actually you know what we should say before
we get too deep into. It we had to cut
ten minutes into the first episode BECAUSE i was full
blown interview mode and they're, Like, west stop Interviewing, sophie
like this is a red carpet, interview like you're a.
Freak and but then as soon as we had, that
AND i had had to get out of like work
(15:28):
mode just because like when a microphone's in my, FACE
i feel LIKE i do. That but we fin we
got in a.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Groove, no we didn't pick out the, room but that
was like OUR i THINK i want you to, know
this is our first time podcasting. Ever, ever it's not
like we practiced that our first. Episode that was like
our first first. Take SO i think we did pretty,
Good like we ruffled some. FEATHERS i think we actually
WHAT i said About caitlin ruffled a lot of, feathers
but a lot of people agree to, LIKE i, Know
i'm not, DUMB i Know i'm, RIGHT i.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Think so that might be one of my biggest, takeaways
IS i, mean Obviously i'm just so used to TO
i guess it's like pop culture trolls and people with
opinions and like all the like reality accounts and stuff like.
That THE wnba fan base is like very. Active LIKE i,
MEAN i knew, that but it WAS i got to
be on that side of, it you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Mean and they they will love, you love, you love,
you but they will also beat you down in age of,
course and that's why you just can't. Care you just
have to be. You you have to be. You, Yep
and that's WHY i.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Am have you felt, like at least on social the
amount that people care has significantly grown since like The
Caitlin Angel reese, Emergent like from your first two years
to like to, say the last two, Years like you
feel like there's a lot more discourse online or is
it to feel the, same.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No you know, What to be, HONEST i think, OVERALL
i think that we've always had fans that deeply care
and have been there from the very get. GO i
just think now we have the that not only highlights
us as, players but highlights our fan, base highlights our,
league and so you're seeing everything that's always been. There
so to, me it's no, Different like we've always playing
(17:12):
In phoenix when you Have Diane trossi And Britney griner
are our stadiums were always completely packed because of, them
and so now you come, here which is like times a.
Million but like for, me this is really nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
New BUT i MEAN i just was looking at the
comments and just a zillion dudes arguing about If Kaitlyn
clark's the face of the league or. WHO i just
that felt like. REFRESHING i GUESS i was curious if
that type of. Uh AND i don't even think it's
toxic because to, me when it's, sports it's, good like
it's good for the. Sport, yes people a arguing who's
(17:45):
the best and listen like it'll never. End BUT i
just mean seeing so many like OBVIOUSLY i know that
everyone's cared about THE wnba for a long, time but
seemed like that just that, Toxic like it's like toxic
dudes On twitter being like It's, kitlyn It's angel that
is that it's gotta be, good you.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Know but that's that's WHAT i love so much about it,
though is like it's not just women going at. It
it's like you have, gods you have you have elementary,
boys you have high, schoolers college, pros people who are
in their, eighties like all ages of men and women
caring about. It AND i think that is so much,
Fun like it's. Sports that's why everyone loves.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It one of the coolest comments we, GOT i want
to tell You Chase daniel for, me. Dude HE i,
mean that's my from how old would we have, been
from like sixth, grade like fifth grade to like eighth?
Grade that is My. Missouri IF i think Of missoo,
football it's, him It's Chase. Daniels. Yeah, also there's no
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Ass Sophie. Daniel you gotta lock that.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
IN i remember all the names for him as being
a hot, Quarterback.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, Him, geary Memiclan jay. There they were. Fantastic but
that's like my childhood football at least for Like missoo.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's were we like number, one like when we.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Were, yes they beat.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
AND i think At arrowhead pause we got to let
people know though we all grew up like five to
ten minutes away from The university Of, missouri like that
was it was in our, backyard and so everyone was
always going to the, basketball, football, baseball like whatever it.
Was we were going to those.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Games really football back in the, day it was like
that was the place to.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Be junior, high we were missoo is remarkable they. Were
they were number four And KU's number, two which also
they're playing that game again this, year but they BEAT
ku At airhead and then we're number one in the
country and which you don't hasn't. Happened we HATE, kyu
like that'd be fun to talk about this fall when
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they because you, know they're running that a bats.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
As they. Should, GOSH i hope THAT i hate that
To but, yeah, DUDE i really was looking at some
of our comments and there was a, lot like a
lot of people had a lot to, say WHICH i.
Loved but someone brought Up Rockbridge High school merch and
NOW i hope your alley, Was, oh.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Well we'll create a, Design we'll make hoodies that like
that will send that out so. Fast that's my Dream
i've already, Made like DIDN'T i Have, Rockbridge, Hockey. Jersey
on the other, DAY i, think so that will be
sick and it's easy and it doesn't have to like
have our, face like doesn't need to have our names or.
Faces it's just pure. Rocky there was one that said
(20:39):
this podcast would be great if you would stop interrupting.
HER i THOUGHT i did. IT i didn't THINK i
was that, bad BUT i feel LIKE I i you say,
something it makes me think of one, thing AND i
try AND i jump all over. It BUT i got
to be better at let you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Rant, NO i think you're. GYING i think when you,
well so can. You that's WHAT i was gonna. Say
when you have two squirrel brains trying to do a podcast,
together we're gonna be talking over each. Other that's just
what you're gonna. Get so that's.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
True, yeah and well in our in our h our chemistry,
group better and. Better, Yeah, yeah it's. Lovely did anyone
in the locker room say anything to?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You, Okay So i'm just GONNA i like to hype people,
up Like i'm all about empowering other people BECAUSE i
just think that's what we should do as. Humanity and so,
actually our podcast came out last week A, b which
Is Alio, boston our. Team she had a podcast that
came out last. Week and then Also Sidney, colson who is,
(21:35):
like hands down the funniest human you will ever meet
in your entire. Life they just came out with a.
Podcast so, like my team is freaking rocking on all
levels And i'm just like so. Proud so if you
haven't gone and like listen to, them you need to
go listen to. Them everyone has listened to mine and they're.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Like oh, gosh or like get your popcorn.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
And get, going BECAUSE i feel Like sydney's is like
way just like, funny and she talks about the w
and stuff, too but hers is just like funny. Stuff
AB's is like more serious and like wholesome and, pure
like totally A. B and then everyone just has no
idea what's going to come out of my mouth and
neither DO, i and so that that's WHY i love.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It i'm gonna, say if anyone's going to be not, surprised,
though it's got to be people who are with you every.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Single, day oh a thousand, percent because like they know
what we talked about in the locker room and so they're, like,
yeah and Like i'll protect my teammate And i'll protect all,
that but like it's awesome, me so you, know you
never know What i'm going to be feel a little.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Spicy that is quite the.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
TRUTH i want to hear, About like what did you're,
like what did the REALITY tv? World what Did? Bravo
what did like people from A? SUMMERHOUSE i will say about.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
All, this you know. THAT i, mean this is like
an unoriginal like comment that people. Say but when people
say my two worlds colliding or, whatever So i've heard.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
That so SO i got so many dms about.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
THAT i just think of like my sports world and
the REALITY tv world are so like just polar opposites
to me THAT i never like like feel the crossover
as much as it actually.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Exists someone dms me and they're, like you need to
get On. WINTERHOUSE i didn't even know that was the?
Thing is that a?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Thing But i've never known. It they did two or three,
seasons like two or, three oh because you because season
would be?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Over, yeah like Because.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
SUMMERHOUSE i definitely can't do because the.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Season but they're, like get On winterhouse And i'm, LIKE
i don't even know what that.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Is so that was a show that they did where
it was like they took people from like three or
four people from other shows and then put them all
in a house in Like colorado or Like vermont or,
something and then they would do like What summerhouse, is
but they would film it all In i'm pretty sure
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they filmed it all in like three, weeks just like
back to the back. Days like it's nuts And i'm
sure you get like cabin fever and it becomes. Weird
BUT i would love to do a winter show because
like my outfits would be fucking sweet.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
And and you wouldn't sweat as.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Much and that's What i'm. Saying but If i'm, like if,
we if you guys ever get the itch to do
that show, again do it In, Bozeman, montana and we
will burn city down in the best. Way i'd i'd,
uh have you? Been have you been To? Bozeman that
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that's on my?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
List you'd love? It, Okay but CAN i just tell
YOU i always want to go BE i don't like
the cold. Anymore so like every time there's like somewhere
to go hike or go does it? Lakes you know
that it's always during my, Season so like UNTIL i.
Retire i'm like screwed because like if, OH i see
what you're, saying then like doing all, that but like
we can never do, it and so we can go
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do it when it's like freezing and, snowing but, like,
NO i want to go To hawaii when it's freezing and.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
SNOWING i don't want to. Go it is interesting how
like this sport you, play whether that's childhood OR i don't,
know professionally whatever this, Season LIKE i would always be
so thankful as a football player in college THAT i
didn't play basketball because you guys don't get we didn't Get,
thanksgiving but we Got christmas, off and then we get
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like a good chunk of like summer your one.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Season we're both.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Seasons it's. Fall, yeah and so you guys would be
you would Miss, Thanksgiving. Christmas you're you suldentally get no
winter break at. All, dude you don't you don't get any,
Break like, yeah, WELL i, guess like what but, no
be kind of into.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
SPRING i GUESS i mean we. Do we we get
done In october and then you don't have to be
back if you're not playing elsewhere or playing overseas until
like Late, april so you do have a good chunk of,
time but like everything's, cold you know WHAT i, mean
unless you're in the Good, australia which is not a good.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Idea you could go you could Wear.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Australia, yeah but, no, WAIT i really. Do i'm curious
to know what like your summer, house like friends said about,
it where they're, like oh, gosh or are they like
are they nervous for? You are they not knowing what
like you're gonna say and? Stuff BECAUSE i want to
know this stuff BECAUSE i, know Like i'm not kidding
everyone in my locker room they're, like Oh, god like
what is she gonna say?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Next they definitely don't know how, uh probably how unfiltered you.
Are there's a guy Named carl on our show who's
like probably no everyone, Okay WES i. Watched, yeah So
carl is like a sports. Guy Carl olden knows what's going.
On he knows everything about. You and he was, like,
oh she's like been super hot like the last few,
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weeks like she's blown, up like that fight was crazy.
Whatever so he was super hype and like giving me
a lot of. Love but and then Like jesse kind
of knew just because he you Met Jesse, actually, dude.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
FORGOT i met him knowing that he was going to
be on the next season Of Summer. House, yes AND
i already didn't know that he was into.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
TOES i didn't know. Either. Uh everyone's, like everyone's either
a toe person or they're not a toe, person according
to like. SOCIETY i think we should allow a middle
ground for toe. People, no speaking of oh my, GOD
i want to name drop so, Bad but speaking of,
toes how is your? Dinner how's your? Dinner my?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Dinner weren't you were you just with our?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Friend you sent me a?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Picture oh my, GOSH i did not know what you
were just, saying he.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Don't know what He's, uh he's like one of my
first friends WHO i knew liked. Feet. YEAH i the
crazy THING i heard it was like if if girls
come over to like his apartment or, whatever everyone els
to like keep their socks on because if toes are, out,
like he gets hot and, Bothered so, like socks stay.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
On that's not a, thing is. It please don't know it?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Is, no they are, real. Tope have you ever been
DMed for? Toes i've been DMed for.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Toes, DUDE i get DMed for my toes all the.
Time But i'm just, saying like you actually saw my,
toes you would not you would not be out. Skate
and when people when people ask for foot, ficks you
know so badly That i'm going to like go one
of my guy friends and have them take like a
gnarly picture of their feet.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
And harry and. Busted. Uh there's a website called celeb
footfinder dot. Com actually someone told me why do you know?
This because LIKE i ACTUALLY i think it Was karl
was telling you, that like everyone who has like from
like A d list celebrity, up there's a website where
people put your feet on there and the people can
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subscribe and like and like look at your feet if
they pay.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Money you, know to each.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
THING i forget the. NAME i can only find it right.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Now that, shit it's. Weird keeps it, away that's.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Weird. Pictures, uh there's no, way. Dude there's wiki feet feet,
finder feet feet of, five and then just there's then
there's Just. Pinterest SO i put pictures website or like. Database,
yeah this is it, right you're for sure on. There,
(29:15):
WELL i got show me something that's what this podcast
is named. About it's show your show me your, feet
show me your, test show your.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Toes that is so. Gross but ACTUALLY i forgot to tell.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
You we were always we were talking about like our first.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Week what people had to, Say, well the W nba find, Me, nos.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You got fined for episode. One, dude they've been.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Fined they find me Fifteen i'm like, What i'm, like
this is just the. BEGINNING i was, like you're.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Kidding oh, Way i'm glad that you saved that for
this and didn't text, me because that's. UNREAL i, mean it's,
like it's cool for the, pod but THAT'S i, mean
that's kind of a. Bomber do they when you get?
Fined do they do they put like verbatim like quote,
here quote, here like this is why you're being fined
in this whit it's this? Much or is it, like
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hey quit talking shit on, us venmo us like fifteen.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yard what happens is they they text or the text
they email OUR gm and she pulls me aside and
she goes come. Here so IF i had to talk
to you and this was in front of, everybody AND
i was, like what DID i do? Now and she
just smiled and she, goes, hey they're gonna find you.
Again they're LIKE i, was, LIKE i, was, LIKE i
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even told. THEM i even credited that their job was.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
HARD i did say, that AND i said THAT i
would know you did at.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
IT i did say, that like, like look at the whole,
picture what are we?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Doing?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Ugh but, yeah SO i got for.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That so IF i get lumped in associated with you
and then have beef with the front office of THE,
wnba that puts me at two leagues THAT i have
like like outworthy public beef with because THE nhl hates my.
Gut it's also which is a well old.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Story i'm Kinda i'm kind of thinking that the w
is starting to have some some beef with my. Comments
BUT i also have to say that more than ninety
five percent of the population who WATCHES evanba agrees with.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Me so without a, doubt we know what we have
to talk about this, Week sweeping INTERWEBS w AND b
dildo awesome not not like just. Dildez MAY i add
Like Neon green probably glow in The dark.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Dude green machine or green machine that's honestly electric. DUDE
i it's funny like don't give you.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Response it's.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Hilarious but THEN i tweeted LIKE i was Like, LOKI
i Was loki, joking AND i think people LIKE i
was like joking but, serious but like more joking than.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Serious i'll defend you in this, instance like, objectively that's so.
Dangerous i've even trimped down a dildo in my own
apartment that's someone left on the, floor like they're not
good for, ankles and, you like we all, know SO i, Agree.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
LIKE i wasn't even thinking about my. ANKLES i was thinking,
about like if someone through that, thing and, like first of,
all the, bounce the bounce that that thing, had if
that smacks someone in the, face you know that that's
gonna be plastered. Everywhere and if it didn't, you, like
if it came.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
FROM i didn't even feel, good.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Dude i'm thinking about like if it gets Like i'm
JUST i just know how things go viral, now AND
i just know if that thing like even came from
like the rafters or bounce and just slapped me right
in the, FACE i could NEVER i could that would
be What i'd be.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Known for for.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Life SO i was just trying to protect all of
our images and, yeah break a fucking? Nose what the?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Hell, yeah do do we know IF i should know?
This but did they find the person who threw it or?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Not so there's actually been three dildos that have been,
thrown which is, insane all, green AND i was, LIKE
i was, like, hey like this is gonna be a, Thing, like.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
WELL i saw that they offered you're not allowed to
talk about, this so you. Can't you probably can't even
respond to What i'm gonna. Say but they there were
betting lines for the next colored dildo thrown on the
court at A wnba game and people could like bet
on the. Number, yeah and it was like sunset rainbow like,
plus like fifty eight great or. Whatever, Yeah AND i
guess green is just like the go to, now.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Dude the funny thing is is like my parents and
my sister they literally text me after or before every single,
game like saying good, luck like did to, day you,
know and my, Mom i'll send. It i'll send it
so everyone can see. This but my mom she goes
instead of like my good luck, text she, goes watch
out for flying dildos. Tonight and then the other one,
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said did you really just post the dildo tweet it
got some legs and she, goes it's. FUNNY a lot
of others thinks so.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Too did you see the dildo hit the?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
COURT i was, LIKE i never thought That i'd be
talking about this With mama.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Pee i'm with my sweet. Mom did you see the
response to your tweet that like like ratioed.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You, no.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
So you said stop throwing dildos on the court we
could get. Hurt and someone said we'll stop playing basketball
on the dildo, range.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Which that's kind of buddy and.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Stuff that is, damn that's. Crazy but, like.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
But but the guy who actually did throw, it he
did get, arrested AND i think he's banned for a.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Year a.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Year he's throwing, big, hard well medium hard.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
OBJECTS i want to know how they're getting these. In
that's that's our talks in the locker room is like
it's not in their.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Purses, Okay, so as someone who's snuck booze into multiple
professional sporting.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Events booze is different than.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
This but MY i was gonna, say you put anything
in between your legs where it's hot and like there's weird.
Shapes it doesn't scale like it's a it's a it's,
rubber it's not going to scan them the like metal detector.
Thing so if you put it in your, pants like
it's it's free. GAME i don't even know how they
can keep stopping it unless they put out like a
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like a bounty for like anyone seen with adildo in
a W nba.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Arena who just knew that like that would just draw
so much. ATTENTION i feel, like, yeah, yep it's.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Green like they knew exactly WHAT i wanted. TO i
want before we move on as a, society AND i
don't want anyone. Hurt but like if it if someone
threw it and it landed on the suction, part like
and just throwing like on the, floor could you, imagine,
dude or the, backboard which like it would be.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Crazy everyone's trying to like make sure like the w
is like not a joke and it's taken, Seriously and
then that, Happens i'm, like how are we ever gonna
get taken? Seriously where have? Freaking but in a.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
WAY i had like have had like crazy streakers and
people doing weird. Stuff this is like part of the.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Course, FINALLY i had much other dildo than a.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Streaker, yeah and it's like kind of it's cute, again
as long as everyone's, safe you, KNOW i want ever
want to be. Safe, okay you know you AND i
haven't talked about actually and like met in the middle
just like weird and like the first, episode we were
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like introing so much stuff that we didn't get to
like just talk about like what happened during the. Week you,
KNOW i feel like the more we, go like we
travel this, path we'll just talk about like weird. Stuff first,
off shout Out Skins. Speak they've sent me briefs. Before love.
Them oh, yes. Sick jesse AND i actually have talked
about this like four times on Accident Like. Skims skims
(36:57):
they dropped face shape where they're supposed to like chisel
your jawline, Naturally so it's a it's sculpting, fabric, uh
WHICH i, Like i'm not a, scientist SO i, like
we'll probably have to read more about. It but you
wear it it like wraps around your. Head it looks
(37:18):
like you just got out of. Surgery like do you
wear it at? NIGHT i, Don't, Like i'm not entirely
SURE i. Would if it Was, Skims i'm sure they
would do it in a way where you're like supposed
to wear it to the, club but like this would
make sense that you probably wear it at nighttime from
the way it, looks so it's it's infused with collagen
to moisturize and improve skin. Texture but Then i'm trying
(37:39):
to figure out how it makes your jawline.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Cooler we, like get, hey we should get it for
next episode and wear it during the reason.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And then just in the episode with Like Johnny bravo.
Chins that's. Fine Actually i'm look bad right. NOW i feel,
like DO i like Him?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Kardashian?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Honestly CAN i shout Out? Kim this will be the
yeah you.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
DO i love their, BRAWLS i have their. Shape WHERE
i have their underwear skims is like actually wearing some right?
Now oh my, GOSH i would show you much in
a po Po what color are? YOURS i want?
Speaker 2 (38:16):
TO i, FUCK i should have worn them. Today i'm.
COMMAND i don't even have boxer phone right. Now i'm
just at, home you.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Know, oh, yeah you're. FINE i think That i'm on
the opposite end of that spectrum BECAUSE i think THAT
i need to care more about WHAT i look. Like
so MAYBE i should start wearing.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
That we can try it Skims sin two. Two, ALSO
i don't know if you saw. THIS i feel like
when you're in, Season i'm gonna be just feeding you
like the absolute worst of The, internet and you're gonna be,
like this is just? Insane did you know? That, so,
(38:54):
Like i'm sure they come from like the same manufacturer or,
whatever but Like High noon put like sent out a
bunch of High nunes into grocery stores and they were
accidentally inside Of celsius. Packaging so people were buying energy
drinks like on the way to work and shit and
like just chugging iiands.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Alcohol how does that?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Happen, wait, Okay Complex Sports. Idea can we Mic has
THE wnba been miked up? Yet have we done miked?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Up? Yeah well so they we do You we've done, it,
Dude so listen to. This THEY i think last time
they were able to use some of my. Stuff every
time That i've been miked they they're, like, Yeah i'm,
positive AND i, cheer, NO i teer on my teammates
and that's what they. Use but they're like it's like
f F f f F f AND i was, like,
yeah but some of it's like. Good it's, like oh fuck,
(39:42):
yeah like good fucking. Move you, know it's not like f,
You it's like fuck yah be good.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
SHIT nfl does, that and they don't do bleeps because
then it's like so. Obvious they just like mute the
cussword for like one like the half second you can
hear it and then keep it, moving AND i fail
people can like it doesn't feel as LIKE nsfw kind
of you know What i'm. Saying, yeah BUT.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I feel like if they were to do that to
me that people would probably Think i'm a mute because
it'd just be like this whole them.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Hm m.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
M do you get What i'm.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Saying it's a lot of cuss, words BUT i just,
say like me, up, Yeah i'm going to pitch that
uh at a work meaning.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Dude speaking of, that like a lot of people who
are kind of talking about me cussing a lot AND
i will get.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Better, SORRY i know it's not, ladylike but can we also.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Talk about how we GOTTA i just want to get
into this because it just brought me back to like
our fan base and did you see that WHEN dB
came back and played for, us that they got mad
that our fan base was booing.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
HER i don't believe in booing former players and they
left unlike some fuck you type. Shit, uh you can,
tell you can chime, in AND i know you're gonna
but if someone like put in the work in the,
YEARS i don't, KNOW i am such.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
A like come, on what CAN i give you this? Scenario,
yeah AND i AND I i LIKE dp because LIKE
dB was one of my vets WHEN i was In,
phoenix and then we gathered here Into, indiana and like
there's kind of surprise that she was signed To indiana,
anyway and so we'll take her in a. Heartbeat like
(41:35):
she's A hall Of, famer she's a hello basketball, player
can score from anywhere on the. Court but she got
To indiana and she just like really wasn't, Happy and
LIKE i want people to be. Happy so that's Why
i'm kind of like neutral on this, one which a
lot of people are surprised. About she's towards the end
of her, career so like she deserves her, flowers she
deserves to be. Happy BUT i also think that if
you're gonna, leave like you're gonna have to expect getting,
(41:57):
Baged like.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Was their explanation when it. Happened, no not even. Privately,
YEAH i, mean, okay that's tough and, yeah, okay WELL
i did say what unless you leave on some fuck
you type shit and that's what that. Is so, yeah
and it's a, FAMILY i, guess but like you gotta
(42:19):
GET i, mean sometimes if you're doing these inconvenience other,
people they're better for. You you have to do. It
but let you, know let someone. KNOW i think they're,
sorry ye pay what you're. Doing, YES i Think.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I'm right there with. YOU i think, like Like i'm
still rooting for, her LIKE i want her to end
her career and be. Happy BUT i also think that
like it's okay to be professional about it and like
send a text to your, teammates send a text and
be like, hey like love you, guys or you don't
even have to say love you, guys just like, hey
sorry this didn't work out the luck dada to, day
you know WHAT i, Mean, like there's a way to handle.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
THAT i, Think, wait that's so. CRAZY i saw a.
Tweet what or, no it's like a poet said it or.
SOMETHING i don't. Know it's a sick it's a sick
quote for like being. Booed SO i don't care that
you boo. Me i've seen what you cheer, for just
LIKE i, mean not in this, instance but it's if
you're ever, booed that's that's a Good instagram caption idea
(43:10):
for you next time to get.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
BOOM i need it because, YEAH i get boot all the.
Time BUT i think it's kind of fun BECAUSE i
think there's two different types of players though that like
some people can take a boo and other players kind
of like, me which like fans are, dumb but that
that like shit hypes me. Up Like i'm all for.
That like if you if you give me that, energy
THEN i want some like fuck you, energy you know
WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Mean, OH i used to say that would we played.
Again Now i'm gonna say this all the time BECAUSE
i feel like If i'm talking about college, sports when
you play in THE, wnba it's like lame of. Me
but just LIKE i, mean that's. Okay, no whenever we have,
boot it's it's it's more endearing than being cheered at
your own. Stadium it's it's it feels so good and
you can do LIKE i used to do one of
(43:50):
these oh so. Tight it's just loud and it's like
people are so angry for no.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Reity YEAH i, know but like that that's what makes
sports so good. Too it's like just the competitiveness and
like people hating each, other but also like the sport
is bringing everyone.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Together LIKE i JUST i don't, KNOW i just love.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That my mom at any stadium when the home team
bowed the await team street always go, guys stop, booting
just so just the purest. Woman she was, like, guys
we don't need to boo. Him, oh or it's like a.
Kicker if a kicker like missed a game winning field
goal or, something the first thing she would always see is,
(44:29):
LIKE i just feel so bad for his. Mom AND
i was, like you gotta get some. Dowginya and then
the one the more she was around my dad AND,
i she kind of like she got the like football,
grit she like learned, it but she still she's always
going to be a cute little softie you.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Know yeah, SEE i think you know that is so
funny BECAUSE i feel like it's vice versa in my.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
HOUSEHOLD i think our dad is more.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Like super competitive and like but like more like the
Lovey devey of like oh like and Our mom's, like, fuck,
yeah you know WHAT i. Mean SO i think that's.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Right, YEAH i definitely she's been like that's like been
who she is Forever Miss. Paula oh, yeah she's she's a.
Firewrecker that that it like checks out. Fully my dad
used to have to in high. School my mom would
make him sit on the away side Of Rockbridges Uh
(45:28):
stadium because he would like hit it's so like emotional
and like energetic IF i was like doing shitty or
like if we like, whatever or if they're a bad, call,
like so she didn't want to be by. Him so
my dad would go sit on the other, side and
she was like embarrassed that he like he was so. Emotional. Yeah,
no every game he might whole family be up, here
and then my dad would be like in the, corner
(45:49):
just like locked. Down.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Hi, No i'm laughing because One i've seen, that and
two our family is the same exact way like and
it's not just like family and, dad like our, mom
dad and.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Uncle grandma and gret like they're all spread.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Out none of them can like sit next to each
other during game because they all stress each other. OUT
i am so.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
FUNNY i liked he's even like that. Way do you
know he he. LEAVES i used to think that he
Left chiefs games. Early to you, now like it's like
such a dad thing to want to like beat. Traffic
like what he did is beating.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
TRAFFIC i don't think we've ever gotten, traffic but you
hear it all the.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Time. Uh he he left because if The chiefs, lost
he didn't want to be in the stadium when other
fans were also sad but. Angry so he was like
beating the bad energy out of the. Stadium and he
when The chiefs beat The bills in the playoffs in twenty,
thirteen he left early because he felt we. Lost and
(46:50):
he kissed me in the back of the head and he,
left and then it was like the best comeback in
the history Of chiefs. Playoffs, Oh, Bruce bruce speaking Of
actually we are right around the. Corner you probably didn't
think about football season kicking. Off But i'm, like IF
i can just ONCE i get Through, august a lot Of,
(47:13):
hampton's a lot of, traveling a lot of. Whatever as
soon as we, like the light of the end of
the tunnel to me is football season and it's so
close and it's.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
So that is that is actually crazy that you say
that BECAUSE i can't even think about anything else until
our season's.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Over but LIKE i, know IT'S i, know like aren't
they in like spring training?
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Camp spring? Camp?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah not, spring not SPRING u summer camp right, now
so like camp official camp started It it's, okay that's.
Fun you're thinking of spring, ball which is what colleges
do in the. Spring you'd get like fifteen practices in
the spring before everyone goes, home so you're not like,
off it's Just. August so.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
That's the thing, IS i don't even know what day it.
Is so you're trying to tell me the difference between
fall and spring right? Now there's no way.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Do you are you can you do Fantasy like do
people do fantasy football and shit like in your. TEAMMATES i.
DON'T i think it's the worst thing. Ever BUT i
was just like so many people do it, now.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
WELL i just. CAN'T i can't keep up with it like,
that that's that's a lot that's.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Out of a lot of.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
People well actually, yeah even LIKE i, mean we're always
doing something like my off season is busier than my
end season, sometimes.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
But LIKE i just can't keep up with, it BUT i,
know like everyone does.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
It and it was like prizes and, stuff you win
money and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
THAT i think it's ruined dude's, personalities to be totally. Honest,
ONE i think it's lame in. General but you can't
go to a. Bar it's made guys think that like,
that that football is about, them AND i kind it
to be the, cringiest like lamest shit. Ever and you
can't go to a bar anywhere without some dude telling
(49:02):
his boys or like telling a girl like this guy's
on his fantasy, team which is a the couckiest Thing
i've ever heard in my. Life but also be it
just is it's you, know it's so weird and fantasy
football is not even. Real it's, LIKE i just it
drives me bananas AND i every Fall i'm, like, OH i, know.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
But that was that was.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Funny, sorry that Basic so WHAT i was about to say.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Though the only thing THAT i actually do like about
fantasy football, though is like the. Losers the stuff that
the leaders have to do is an all time classic to,
Me LIKE i could watch.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Them you know, what what a great silver, Lining. Sophie
that's actually. BEAUTIFUL i love. That, yeah SO I i.
Do do you know the waffle house? Challenge you know
that is, No.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
But, dude waffle house sounds so good right?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Now OH i wish, Wait oh my, god look.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
What this is my? Keychain hold on what? FOCUS i probably.
Won't it's the waffle house. MENU i don't know if it'll.
Focus is there anybody get at the?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Focus you're so like trash that is pretty iron.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Fluid let me try one time to get it to.
Focus it's not gonna is? It damn? It sometimes WHEN
i point my hand at. Works but, yeah it's the whole.
Menu i'm A I USUALLY i used to get The
sager egg and cheese wrap and then they discontinued.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
It it was they have a melt.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Now NOW i Melt texas making patty, melt AND i
and THEN i add egg to. It and then HOW
i don't have the? Egg well it's waffle, house so
you're gonna have to get?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Breakfast, well, NO i do, that BUT i also do
a chocolate chip.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Pancake, Whoa, no you don't.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
WAFFLE i do a.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Waffle yeah that and then sometimes just if the sun's,
Out i'll do like a little. Coffee but if it's
like four, am.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
Dude you're just taking a waffle house though you can
you can never look at the silverware or the.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Plates, yeah well, yeah but it. Is there's something so
beautiful about at waffle. House how they like it's like
the cheapest form of a, napkin humanly, possible and they
like arrange it so that it's all like forward on
your table when it's just like and it's like touching
the table and, everything and it's it's obviously not, sanitary
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but they're making it like look, cute AND i find that.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
It is.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Poetic and you what else is poetic is that our.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Dad my dad goes there every.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Morning he works right by, it And i'm, like you're
gonna die of a heart.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Attack please.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Stop wait.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
He goes every.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Morning if your dad was running on like zero hours
of sleep and he was a kind of, HALLUCINATING i
bet my ghost would walk by. Him to be totally,
honest smack and ride in the.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Face did to.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Work uh, wait that's. Lovely oh that's, RIGHT i miss.
THAT i don't even know how he got on the waffle.
House oh, OH i was gonna tell you the waff house.
Thing YOU i Think thomas had to do, this it's
you had to sit in the waf house for twenty
four hours and for every waffle you, eat an hour gets.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Subtracted wait was this his punishment for fantasy?
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Football?
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yes so then you, LIKE i try to, wonder like
where the threshold, Meets LIKE i feel, like so if you,
EAT i can start out of the gay and eat
like probably. Four so then you're twenty hours and then you,
WAIT i don't, know the hour is going to try
to crush four more and then you're at.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Six so what's the problem of? Sleeping other people sleep
at waffle house all the. Time, well you just hit
around the, boots, NOW i. Know but there's always someone
slumped up in.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
There there Is, god can we film there an? Episode,
yeah that's my.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Dream now we're, talking we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Eat we're gonna film a waff last episode while wearing.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Skins that's how, wet with our face, up our face,
up all eating. Chocolates we've all snatched with snatched jaw,
lines snatched for.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
It we kind of. CRUSHED i keep, Thinking i'm, like,
WELL i guess we talked about dildo's for like half this,
episode but, yeah we. Did that was. Lovely hell, yeah,
wait this is so much easier than than an intro.
Episode don't you feel, like, yeah it's just just like
we just talked about you this. Week, no, No, NO
i just MEAN i like it's easy when it's not, like, hey,
(53:51):
guys here's this big thing and we're just kind of
like just talking about you. Know.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, no the weekly ones will be a lot, easier
just because we just have to talk about seven days
instead of.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Stop THROWING guildo p S. A i'm so mady?
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Used why you why you tripped on one in your? Apartment?
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Ooh and episode uh uh if actually do you we're
at the, end we're at. Time, yeah we're ten minutes over, all,
right FaceTime
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Hat